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http://www.kfc.com/

Where do they serve this type thing?

Kentucky Fried Chicken

Is this inside or outside the US?

Yes

We're not that far from fried chicken in a can.

Looks like you're right; they appear to be using an implementation of Shamir's Secret Sharing

That sounds like the Arabic version of the Colonel's 7 secret herbs and spices.

The tricky bit here is the bread. That's plant based.

As usual KFC already has the answer.

http://www.kfc.com/doubledown/

A quick Google search reveals that isn't the case. Skimming over the list of ingredients doesn't reveal any surprises, nor does it seem to be abridged since MSG and trans-fats are in there. Surely you realize that fast food isn't inherently different than any other kind of food... It may be fairly processed, but KFC does serve chicken and McDonalds does serve beef. No major differences from what you'd find in a supermarket, albeit most people wouldn't cook such high fat/Calorie food very often.

If you're worried about "unpronounceable chemicals" I'd recommend a course in organic chemistry and biochemistry. No claims that fast food is healthy, but at least it becomes "the devil you know". After all, you wouldn't want to freak out about dihydrogen monoxide in your food, would you?

I just went to http://www.kfc.com/ and jesus lmaonaise rotfsauce, I have never seen people dance so enthusiastically over chicken. Holy damn check out the marketing shenanigans these tools were payed dto sock-puppet. Sorry for the tangent, but its worth a good lawl.

The token black guy is the killer.

BTW he makes the same facial expressions as Samwell. Homophobic be advised. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU&feature=fvw

I will not buy any games from any company which sells them...

Unless the game developers would be so kind as to allow you to specify your demographic and preferences so that the ads will appear to be much more palatable.

For example, I'd specify that I'm an inner-city nigger playing it on that computer I stole from the white kid after I muh-dicked his bitch, yo. Dat was totally phat. Anywayz, then the in-game ads would be humorous to see because they would include Kentucky Fried Chicken, FUBU, Oldsmobile, The Miller Brewing Company, and www.watermelon.org.

Bah, you don't need a TiVo to playback this ad to pause.

Use a VCR (hardest), another brand of PVR (your computer if you have a TV tuner), watch online, download the video file and use some video editor, etc.

http://www.kfc.com/buffalosnacker/Checkage.asp takes you direct to the coupon - no need to watch the advert.

"Buffalo" Just go to this site: http://www.kfc.com/buffalosnacker/ and enter the code buffalo to get a free sandwich (they'll mail the coupon to you after you sell them your soul)

http://www.kfc.com/buffalosnacker/buffalo.asp

hmm. i filled out their site with my birthdate, or something similar, and according to them, being 22 is too young. i get this http://www.kfc.com/buffalosnacker/toyoung.asp. It seems grammar is also a problem with KFC webmasters, in additon to basic math.

Why do I just end up at http://www.kfc.com/buffalosnacker/toyoung.asp no matter what I enter there, even if I delete all my cookies? Will somebody post a link to the actual coupon, because who knows how many other garbage questions they want us to fill out so they can spam us probably.

There, I saved you having to type BUFFALO at http://www.kfc.com/buffalosnacker/

Eh, it ain't that special. It's on the web, too. Go here: http://www.kfc.com/buffalosnacker/. Enter "buffalo" in the text box. You'll get a coupon for a free one, in case you might actually eat it.

Remember, Pamela Anderson is watching...

I've got a submission to this category:
When I was working at a supermarket while schooling, I got sick of the job and started mentioning the potential for faeces to be smeared all over the necrotic decomposing flesh that customers were buying...

And thanks to Australia's "unfair dismissal" laws that were in effect at the time, I got to do it twice more before they could get rid of me.


I like to think that I saved a cow or two during that week. (If only because the graphicness of my comments would have spoiled their appetite)


My next goal, to infiltrate KFC and publicise their animal rights http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/ukinvest.asp> violations to customers, as well as point out to the kiddy's that their kids meal (featuring a happy, colourful chicken character called "Chicky") is containing their favourite friend Chicky.

Of course, when I get fired by KFC for it, I expect a front page article on Slashdot. (My final punishment to KFC! Slashdot the bastards!)

Now I'm curious what a "live chicken leftover" looks like ;-)

You have visited a "Kentucky Fried Chicken" before right ?

Damn, for a second I thought you wrote KFC employees, and I thought, "They need fried chicken for the flight back?"

About the colors, Ronald McDonald has to wear those same Yellow and Red colors.

http://www.kfc.com/about/facts.htm

He must be a KDE developer.

No, no, no. He's a KFC developer.

KFC has released a new Farscape screensaver here

Even if you don't plan on using the screensave, please fill out the form (bogus info if you want) and download it. Increase their download count so they know people are interested in the show. They've already contacted the likes of UPN to say that they would advertise on the network if they picked up Farscape.

So, show them you care, even if you don't. The more money that goes to Farscape, the less that goes to SciFi's sub-B "Original" movies.

Why does a "market push" usually occur when your food is so bad you have to change your company name or you raise your fees becuase your stock tanked? I'd say that's what's happening here
too...

try this Cornel I made Kernel.org
you might like it

This gent right here.

Perhaps you're thinking of Colonel Sanders?

This may very well explain why colorectal cancer is common in the developed countries but rare in the developing countries.
I'm
Sure
That's
The
Reason

My boss and I were wondering why someone like Coke or Pepsi is allowed to ensure exclusivity with its distributors (fast food chains, etc)?

Well in the case of PepsiCo, they either own, or own a large interest in another company that owns: Kentucky Fried Chicken, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, D'Angelo's Sandwich Shop, Chevy's, and California Pizza Kitchen.

Exclusivity deals like this are not a problem, because Joe Consumer still has a choice-- if you don't want to drink Pepsi products with the food you get from those places, you can always take the food home and drink whatever you want with it there, or you can eat someplace that offers Coca Cola products instead.

~Philly

This page is interesting and shows the full history of the life of the kernel.

Even better. This seems to be pretty solid evidence of the Pentaveret, a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world.

F.O. Dobbs

Is it me or is there a strong familial resemblance between Jerry Sanders and Colonel Sanders? Maybe the Colonel faked his own death to take over AMD? Think about it.

F.O. Dobbs

Is this a cheap way to expand your RAM, upload via smell to your own brain?

Better leave the room when you empty your recycle bin. And you don't want to leave those core dumps lying around, they can really stink.

Now I'm really going to avoid cDc. BO get's hardcore nasty.

Smelling search-voyeur is a bit like walking through a dorm... "What on earth was that smell?"

It might save some time when you're trying to pick up on IRC... "You don't smell like a blonde 18/F/Paris"

The banner ads? Hmmm, smells like KFC. Now I'm hungry.

Personally, I love the fresh-leather aroma of a "Your Apache install worked!" page.

But I'll really be looking forward to the olfactory upgrade to Fractint - THAT would be beauty.