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Re:My opinion hasn't changed by Anonymous Coward · 2005-04-18 21:31 · Score: 0 · on BitKeeper Love Triangle: McVoy, Linus and Tridge

What does this have to do with Mercatur, the SEXY and BEAUTIFUL woman who runs MERCATUR.NET?

Folks, Mercatur is in financial trouble. She needs some cash. Maybe she'd be willing to, y'know, give you something in return. You can paypal her money here. Mercatur is a beautiful human being and very huggable. Don't let her just disappear.

Re:"Massive"? Kids these days. by Anonymous Coward · 2004-12-07 19:00 · Score: 0 · on Massive Layoffs At AOL

Have you considered hiring Mercatur? She's single, too!

Re:Can you imagine... by Anonymous Coward · 2004-09-13 08:14 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Linux Clustering

I'd just like to publicly announce that 20721 has thoroughly owned mercatur.net. Truely a camwhore legend. She will be missed.

Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · 2004-09-13 00:22 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on IBM to Open Voice Recognition Software

Stop being a slashfag and maybe you can come back on. slashfags do not fail it!

Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · 2004-09-13 00:22 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on IBM to Open Voice Recognition Software

Stop being a slashfag and maybe you can come back on. slashfags do not fail it!

Questions about Mercatur by Anonymous Coward · 2004-09-07 04:58 · Score: -1, Troll · on Ask RealNetworks CEO Rob Glaser

1. When was the first time you visited mercatur.net?

2. How many times in the past week have you masturbated to Mercatur?

3. How many times have you called up Mercatur where she works, pretended to be a customer, and masturbated by stroking your cock with a printout of her current cam image?

4. Do you think her being a rabid right-wing Republican makes her more attractive or less attractive?

5. When do you think she'll show us those fine titties on her webcam?

Questions about Mercatur by Anonymous Coward · 2004-09-07 04:58 · Score: -1, Troll · on Ask RealNetworks CEO Rob Glaser

1. When was the first time you visited mercatur.net?

2. How many times in the past week have you masturbated to Mercatur?

3. How many times have you called up Mercatur where she works, pretended to be a customer, and masturbated by stroking your cock with a printout of her current cam image?

4. Do you think her being a rabid right-wing Republican makes her more attractive or less attractive?

5. When do you think she'll show us those fine titties on her webcam?

Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-20 08:35 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on IT Myths

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Vote for: rustina

Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-10 08:22 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on The Business Value of Open Source Examined

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-10 04:03 · Score: -1, Troll · on PostgreSQL 8.0 Enters Beta

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-07 01:12 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Mandelbrot Suggests A Hunt For Financial Patterns

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-06 22:07 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Deep Green - A Pool Playing Robot?

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-06 04:49 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Anti-Wi-Fi Wallpaper

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-05 02:54 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Lawyers In Space...

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-05 02:06 · Score: -1, Troll · on IBM Has 'No Intention' of Using Patents Against Linux

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-04 22:35 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on CA Dangles $1M Bounty for Ingres Conversion Tools

Salut, Amsterdam Vallon!

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-03 20:42 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on NTSB Recommends Black Boxes For All Cars

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-03 11:16 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Does Your Employer Own Your Thoughts?

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-03 10:26 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Laptops with the Longest Battery Life?

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-02 11:56 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on 140" Monitor Demonstration At Purdue

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-02 08:41 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Syllable - The Little OS with a Big Future?

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-02 03:04 · Score: -1, Troll · on Sun Pondering Buying Novell

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-01 23:27 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on 70% Of 2004 Virus Activity Down To One Man

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-01 08:05 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on More On Silent Supersonic Planes

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-08-01 02:53 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Linux Journal Editors Choice Awards

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Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-07-31 16:35 · Score: -1 · on D Squared To Stop Sending Pop-Ups

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WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-07-31 14:23 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Alabama IT Whistleblower Fired For Spyware

ceren
perdida
perdida's sister
mercatur
taco's wife
cowboyneal
rustina

WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · 2004-07-31 12:45 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Munich's Linux Migration Raises EU Patent Issues

ceren
perdida
perdida's sister
mercatur
taco's wife
cowboyneal
rustina

FP for mercatur by Anonymous Coward · 2004-07-27 10:20 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on DVD-Watching Driver Charged with Murder

mercatur.net

Re:BSD Laptops w/Gorgeous Babes! by Anonymous Coward · 2004-07-06 10:45 · Score: 0 · on Linux Laptop w/ 3.5" Disk, USB, and No Hard Drive?

Ceren is soooooooooooooo cute.

Beats Mercatur any day!

Mercatur is a hottie by Anonymous Coward · 2004-06-30 22:46 · Score: -1, Redundant · on Lead Developer of SPF Anti-Spam Scheme Interviewed

I think we can all agree that Mercatur is a hottie...

Her current webcam image

Write her a message fellas: Her message board

Mercatur is a hottie by Anonymous Coward · 2004-06-30 22:46 · Score: -1, Redundant · on Lead Developer of SPF Anti-Spam Scheme Interviewed

I think we can all agree that Mercatur is a hottie...

Her current webcam image

Write her a message fellas: Her message board

Mercatur - good news about the sexy woman we love by Anonymous Coward · 2004-06-18 03:55 · Score: -1, Troll · on Wild 2 Comet Analyzed

www.mercatur.net

MERCATUR.NET - 18 JUNE 2004
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
'Mercatur is getting laid'

Mercatur astounded her fans recently by announcing that she is 'happy'. She has apologised for going on about being 'happy' so much.

There can be no doubt why Mercatur is so happy. She is getting laid.

Mercatur recently began a relationship with an eligible young bachelor. Almost immediately, the sex ensued. Her current webcam image displays a bright, healthy and satisfied Mercatur.

Readers of Slashdot and fans of Mercatur in general are asked to show their support for Mercatur getting laid on her guestbook:
http://www.mercatur.net/pages/guestbook.html
--ENDS--

Mercatur - good news about the sexy woman we love by Anonymous Coward · 2004-06-18 03:55 · Score: -1, Troll · on Wild 2 Comet Analyzed

www.mercatur.net

MERCATUR.NET - 18 JUNE 2004
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
'Mercatur is getting laid'

Mercatur astounded her fans recently by announcing that she is 'happy'. She has apologised for going on about being 'happy' so much.

There can be no doubt why Mercatur is so happy. She is getting laid.

Mercatur recently began a relationship with an eligible young bachelor. Almost immediately, the sex ensued. Her current webcam image displays a bright, healthy and satisfied Mercatur.

Readers of Slashdot and fans of Mercatur in general are asked to show their support for Mercatur getting laid on her guestbook:
http://www.mercatur.net/pages/guestbook.html
--ENDS--

Re:examples? by Anonymous Coward · 2004-06-10 03:14 · Score: 0 · on Realistic Human Graphics Look Creepy

Gee, you seem to know so much about girls, you should team up with mercatur, because she knows all about boys.

Please learn how to make links. by Anonymous Coward · 2004-06-02 02:08 · Score: 0 · on Second quarter Open Source Awards announced

Please learn how to make links.

show us those <a href="http://www.mercatur.net">titties</a&g t ;

(with the "&g t ;" added by slashdot replaced with ">") yields: show us those titties

PREVENT MERCATUR.NET FROM RELOCATING TO INDIA by Anonymous Coward · 2004-04-13 00:28 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Playfair Relocates to India