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D Squared To Stop Sending Pop-Ups

bizpile writes "D Squared Solutions, the company created by college students Anish Dhingra and Jeffrey Davis, has agreed to stop bombarding computer users with Internet pop-up ads to advertise its ad-blocking software, avoiding a court battle with the Federal Trade Commission. They were sending pop-up ads using the Messenger function enabled on many Windows operating systems. Their attorneys claimed the pair were not trying to extort consumers with their ads and only intended to send one a day to computer users. Lawyer Anthony J. Dain has said the ads are 'annoyances you have to deal with in a free society.'" (The San Diego Union-Tribune also has a story.)

218 comments

  1. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glad to see they're following Microsoft's lead! SP2 will be turning this off for most users... Hey, wait a second...

  2. Annoyances by MaineCoon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'annoyances you have to deal with in a free society.'

    No, no I don't. Thank you, FTC.

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    1. Re:Annoyances by eliza_effect · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That MIGHT only work if I could return the "favor", otherwise I wouldn't say it's something that I should "have to deal with".

    2. Re:Annoyances by kmweber · · Score: 1

      Actually yeah, you do. The problem is that, thanks in part due to the mere existence of such intrusive socialist agencies as the FTC, the US is now no longer anything approaching a free society.

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    3. Re:Annoyances by idlemind · · Score: 1

      Next you're going to tell me murder isn't something we have to tolerate. Why thats just crazy.

    4. Re:Annoyances by 0racle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You needed the FTC? You should look at something called a 'firewall.,' it stops unwanted traffic.

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    5. Re:Annoyances by ergo98 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem is that, thanks in part due to the mere existence of such intrusive socialist agencies as the FTC, the US is now no longer anything approaching a free society.

      So in a truly free society, they could send their messenger popup, and in return I could send a platoon of machine gun equipped commandos to liquidate their offices? Is that freedom with intrusive socialist agencies like justice departments or police?

    6. Re:Annoyances by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Ughh...with=without.

    7. Re:Annoyances by gmhowell · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Speaking of annoyances you don't have to live with, clicking this link removes the awful color scheme that /. has for the IT section.

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    8. Re:Annoyances by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Yeah, and I hear that intrusive socialist police will get on your case if you try to get people to buy "fire insurance" (to prevent a visit from your friend Vinnie the Torch).

      This was an extortion racket asking people to pay to avoid a problem created by the racketeers themselves in the first place, and as such was quite properly shut down. The only injustice is that the perps aren't going to PMITA prison.

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    9. Re:Annoyances by kmweber · · Score: 1

      They were actively damaging property. The people in the article were not.

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    10. Re:Annoyances by MaineCoon · · Score: 1

      We had a Win2K Server box running as a router/firewall/server at a tiny company I worked at, back in 2002, before this crap started happening a lot. The person who configured the server never set it up to ignore those messages... One day I went to changed something on the server, and there were about 1,000 of those damned messages up. I think the last time someone had used the machine locally was about 2 months ago...

      So I changed something else on the server that day, of course.

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    11. Re:Annoyances by i+wanted+another+nam · · Score: 1

      In a truly free society, they would be able to send you those messages and you would be able to ignore them. Either by clicking "OK" or using the various guides available online.

      Freedom is a double edged sword, friend.

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    12. Re:Annoyances by ForresterInc · · Score: 0

      Lawyer Anthony J. Dain has said the ads are 'annoyances you have to deal with in a free society.' Uh no, I really don't. I can use Linux (free), or I can disable the Messenger service in Windows (came with my laptop).

    13. Re:Annoyances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent -1 asshole.

    14. Re:Annoyances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you shouldnt have to actively defend yourself against being bombarded by things such as this. saying you're responsibly for getting software to block it is a little like saying you should build a moat around your house if you dont want my three dogs shitting on your lawn.

    15. Re:Annoyances by Adam9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Firewalls don't stop telemarketers from calling my cell phone.

    16. Re:Annoyances by PixelScuba · · Score: 1

      I've grown a little tired of the cliche'd "Scumbags" "Bottom Feeders" and other terms for Lawyers. Granted, there are your bad lawyers... but just like any job, there are bound to be some real "scumbags". I know many lawyers, and some have taken cases that clearly the defendant was guilty, but took on the case because (well, money) but the fact that everyone is entitled to their day to defend themselves in court.

      We on Slashdot preach "The constitution grants us this and that..." alot, but it also grants the right to a defence no matter how rocky.

      I know the parent isn't blatantly trolling all lawyers, but it just so happened that his post was the one I decided to use as a soapbox for my rant.

    17. Re:Annoyances by drauh · · Score: 1

      what color scheme? all the stories that i read via clicking on the MacReporter link come up in the dark-bluish-green color.

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    18. Re:Annoyances by aka-ed · · Score: 1
      Not exactly. The Internet is less like the inside of your house, more like a very public, highly trafficked thoroughfare.

      Legislating everyone else's behavior so that an individual does not feel 'bombarded' is unwieldy and inefficient.

      Different people have different zones of comfort in this regard. When you are in control of your own filter, you can decide how 'public' you wish to be.

      The tools for this need further improvement; better to invest in that, rather than create new legislation, new civil and criminal violations, and yet more money for lawyers.

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    19. Re:Annoyances by Eggplant62 · · Score: 3, Funny
      "Lawyer Anthony J. Dain has said the ads are 'annoyances you have to deal with in a free society."


      Anthony needs to sit in one place while someone beats him about the head with a flyswatter, and needs to be told that being hit with a flyswatter about the head multiple times is just an annoyance he has to deal with in a free society. Then maybe he'd get it.
    20. Re:Annoyances by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      That's because your cell phone accepts incoming connections from anybody. If you could configure a set of rules by which the phone would decide if an incoming call was valid, then you'd actually have a firewalled cell phone

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    21. Re:Annoyances by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      You do know you can set your preferences to show all sections on the front page, thus displaying everything in that soothing dark bluish green that Slashdot's been using forever, right? Just go edit your slashdot homepage and collapse sections.

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    22. Re:Annoyances by grolaw · · Score: 1

      People who support the wrong political party, dumb people, stupid people, lawyers and people who litigate things you don't like, religions you don't like, people with race or color or national origin or a gender or with a disability or who are between the age of 40 and 65 that you don't like for any of those reasons, people who talk about the government and some core laws (no murder and no private weapons/drug/medical/legal/money-printing/army organizations operating outside regulations) are the "annoyances" of a free society.

      Creating pop-up ads to sell pop-up ad blockers is a mild form of extortion. It is the equal of owning a graffitti removal service by day and creating graffitti to remove by night.

      I think a proper remedy is to have these folks send a crisp $10.00 bill to every person they bombarded. Make them sign every apology, fold the bill into the letter and seal the envelope (the court can then take the envelopes and mail them using postal addresses not disclosed to the two - just in case they get some new idea of how to use the post to extort money).

    23. Re:Annoyances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not exactly. The Internet is less like the inside of your house, more like a very public, highly trafficked thoroughfare.

      Maybe the Internet is but my email isn't.

    24. Re:Annoyances by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      Anthony needs to sit in one place while someone beats him about the head with a flyswatter, and needs to be told that being hit with a flyswatter about the head multiple times is just an annoyance he has to deal with in a free society. Then maybe he'd get it.
      s/flyswatter/baseball bat/g
    25. Re:Annoyances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish people would call lawyers by their real name: mercenaries.

    26. Re:Annoyances by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      Seriously, am I the only one that feels that the government should never become involved in what is so very clearly a technical problem? What exactly did the FTC achieve with this? At an unknown cost, they stopped one US based group from sending messenger pop-ups. Why not just fix the problem at the source?

      I mean, let's just say there was a switch on all phones that said, "Do not receive telemarketing calls." Would it be better for the government to start going after telemarketers or to just have people flip the damn switch? I'm not saying the switch isn't a little hard to find in this case, but it still exists. People can be told how to do it fairly easily, and even better, the manufacturer can change the default behavior to enable the switch.

    27. Re:Annoyances by snkline · · Score: 1

      I think you are missing the point, no matter what the lawyer for the company says, they were engageing in racketeering! They were sending popups, to convince you to buy their popup blocking software. If a telemarketer was constantly calling to sell you a service to stop telemarketers it would be the same freakin thing.

    28. Re:Annoyances by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      Pop-ups? What are those? I use Opera and Firefox, is there something that I'm missing out?

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    29. Re:Annoyances by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      go to it.slashdot.org and you'll see what I mean.

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    30. Re:Annoyances by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      They were actively damaging property. The people in the article were not.

      Irrelevant. They were trying to get people to pay them for protection from a nuisance that they themselves had created in the first place -- a textbook example of extortion.

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    31. Re:Annoyances by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Have that selected. When I click on an it.slashdot.org link, I get that white on baby poop brown color scheme.

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    32. Re:Annoyances by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
      Have that selected. When I click on an it.slashdot.org link, I get that white on baby poop brown color scheme.

      Well, don't do that, then! 8:o)

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    33. Re:Annoyances by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      You're pretty smart. Did you go to Beverly Hills Upstairs Medical College too?

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    34. Re:Annoyances by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      Exactly how is this racketeering?

    35. Re:Annoyances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      racketeering: the extortion of money or advantage by threat or force

      Buy our software or well keep sending you pop-ups.

      I also think that sending these pop-ups is computer tresspassing. I have no idea what state law you quoted. It wasn't obvious, but you should know that they aren't all the same. Also, it's funny that one of the definitions of a racketeering offense you quoted is 1952 (racketeering). I didn't bother to see if I can found that definition too.

      Let me end with this. The FTC called it racketeering. They have lawyers and don't make such claims lightly. Your just some Slashdot poster. I'll go with the FTC.

    36. Re:Annoyances by DustMagnet · · Score: 1
      Not exactly. The Internet is less like the inside of your house, more like a very public, highly trafficked thoroughfare.

      My house is on a very public, highly trafficked thoroughfare. My computer isn't "the internet" it's on the internet, just like my house is on a street.

      If someone rang my door bell every single day and tried to sell me a "No Solicitors" sign, I'd probably be on trial for first degree murder.

      Windows Messanger is not a public service. Using it to send pop-ups is breaking and entering. Just because a door isn't locked doesn't mean you can enter.

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    37. Re:Annoyances by scifiber_phil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      These popup ads can float around the internet cloud all day long, but when they come onto my computer in my house it is exactly like a dog crapping on my lawn, and I have to clean it up. Your dog craps on my lawn, and I'm going to complain to you about it. I don't mind viewing ads on a website I visit, they help pay the freight for the content I am enjoying, but sending ads out using the Windows Messenger thing is, in my opinion, unethical. I guess if I drove up to the lawyer's house with the biggest subwoofers money can buy and sat there blasting the most vile obsenity laden crap I could find for an hour or two, it would just be an annoyance he would have to live with in a free society, or do you think he might call the cops?

    38. Re:Annoyances by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Freedom is a double edged sword, friend.

      Exactly, freedom is. If, as you state, one has no boundaries on their actions that intrude and impede on others, then why couldn't someone just go shoot up the place? The reason is that we have laws and constraints ensuring that while each of us has individual freedoms, our freedoms are more limited when they impede on the freedoms of others, hence why one's freedom to shoot people is limited given that someone else will be shot.

      Yes it is absurd that I'm comparing a simple message with homicide, but the point is simply that you can't wave your hands and state that it's "freedom", when freedom also means the freedom from the freedom of others.

    39. Re:Annoyances by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying it isn't racketeering. Frankly I don't know that it is or isn't. Hence the question. In neither of the linked articles did I find a single statement indicating a specific law was broken. In fact, the suit brought by the FTC was a civil action not any kind of criminal charge. If it was racketeering, I would expect that to not be a matter for civil court (but what do I know).

    40. Re:Annoyances by Kwil · · Score: 1

      Hence why I specifically used the term "scumbag lawyer" to differentiate from the other lawyers.

      Yes, you're entitled to a defense, but there's nothing in the Constitution that says the lawyer has to lie, twist words, or even be offensive, in order to do it.

      An acceptable defense in this case "My clients did not intend, or believe, that their actions would inconvenience people but rather aid them by informing them of my clients' product. Further, they content that a reasonable person would not find their methods any more obtrustive than a television advertisement," etc. instead of basically coming out and trying to tell society "Suck it up. My clients want to do this and there's squat you can do about it unless you're an enemy of freedom."

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    41. Re:Annoyances by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      It is similar to racketeering. However, it is probably not strictly defined as such so the government probably had to take them to civil court for it.

      The situation is similar to if I'd go by the DoJ headquarters shooting out windows with a paintball gun and left leaflets saying to leave $10,000 at such and such phonebooth and I'll send them an "Anti-Paintballing Ensignia" to stop the vandalism.

    42. Re:Annoyances by aka-ed · · Score: 1
      Windows messenger IS a public service, if you leave it on and don't firewall, it is certainly a service and your own negligence makes it public.

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    43. Re:Annoyances by aka-ed · · Score: 1
      The Internet isn't some "out there" place that exists outside of your computer. "Out there," where the servers and the routers are, it's just data, a bit-stream. "The Internet" only exists once someone allows that data to enter a computer and be interpreted as a web page, an email, a video -- or a Messenger pop-up.

      You have lots of ways to control the Messenger service; turn it off, firewall it, use third-party privacy software, unplug the cable modem, whatever. It is, by design, a service available to anyone on the network. I don't consider Messenger pop-ups a good thing, but you're responsible for what you allow into your box. Nobody else, not even the misguided idiots who mistakenly think this is a good medium for advertising.

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    44. Re:Annoyances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My kitchen doesn't become a public restraunt just because I don't lock the door.

      There are also very clear legal definitions of public. Yours isn't one of them.

    45. Re:Annoyances by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      Erm, to "break and enter" you generally must do or clearly intend to do some other offense otherwise it is just trespassing. Walking through an open door for the purpose of handing out a business-card, for instance, is perfectly innocent and would just barely support a tresspassing charge.

      This is like telemarketing. Even with strong congressional support for shutting it down, all we got was a system to basically put up "do not enter" signs on the phone.

    46. Re:Annoyances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not enter.

  3. I know you're from Alabama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    And this whole "internet" thing is still pretty new to you, but that was the previous story.

    1. Re:I know you're from Alabama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahahah!

    2. Re:I know you're from Alabama by DotNM · · Score: 2, Funny

      "The internet.... they have that on computers now?!?!" -- Homer Simpson

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  4. Hmmm, let's see. by Eeknay · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lemme guess, their popup was advertising for how to stop popups, right?

    1. Re:Hmmm, let's see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, if they were doing that they would just tell you to turn off messenger service. they were offering protection in exchange for money without also offering to cure the users ignorance (in fact their pitch was purposely misleading).

    2. Re:Hmmm, let's see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you catch on fast too...

    3. Re:Hmmm, let's see. by wayward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, what's next? RJ Reynolds putting stop-smoking ads in their cigarette packs?

    4. Re:Hmmm, let's see. by Eeknay · · Score: 0

      Woo, here comes the funny train, last stop is you.

    5. Re:Hmmm, let's see. by name773 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      they already do, it's called a surgeon general's warning

    6. Re:Hmmm, let's see. by wayward · · Score: 1

      Hmm, so maybe the popup ads hawking the anti-popup software is more like the Mafia selling "protection."

    7. Re:Hmmm, let's see. by name773 · · Score: 1

      yes that would be the nerd mafia

      lol

    8. Re:Hmmm, let's see. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      The put the Surgeon General's warning on the packs and have you ever seen one of those "CrazyWorld" commercials? Those are paid for by the tobacco companies as well.

      They can't advertise on TV, radio or (in some places) billboards. The ads that they do put out tell you not to use their products. Guess what? People still smoke. As awful and disgusting a habit as it may be, smoking provides people with something that they are missing in their lives. People will smoke as long as cigarettes are available.

      LK

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    9. Re:Hmmm, let's see. by wayward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I remember hearing one of the anti-smoking ads on the radio that Big Tobacco had been forced to sponsor. It was interesting how lame it was, almost like it was supposed to be easy to ignore. Not that I'm saying that Big Tobacco is ethically challenged or anything....

    10. Re:Hmmm, let's see. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      People have known that smoking cigarettes causes cancer since at least the 1950s. "Cancer Sticks" has been a slang term for cigarettes for about 50 years. The tobacco companies are marking a product that while detrimental to the health isn't marketed to be anything else.

      OK, back in the 1930s they actually tried to convince people of the health benefits of smoking, but those days are long gone.

      LK

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    11. Re:Hmmm, let's see. by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Makes economic sense, assuming RJR can make more money from advertisers and the services of their (not totally sincere) counsellors than they already do from the customer; after all, non-smokers don't need to stop smoking, do they?

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    12. Re:Hmmm, let's see. by rf0 · · Score: 1

      Just like the spam emails I get advertising spam blockers...

      Rus

    13. Re:Hmmm, let's see. by hawaiian717 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's pretty much what they were doing. Their Windows Messenger popup spam was selling software that would block Windows Messenger popup spam. It's in the Union-Tribune link.

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    14. Re:Hmmm, let's see. by ChairmanMeow · · Score: 1

      Most people who smoke do so because they are addicted. It's extremely painful to watch someone suffer because they cannot quit smoking. Personally, I'd like to see all the people that run the tobacco companies executed by the most painful method possible, but sadly, money talks.

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  5. Sounds like they're done for... by Maestro4k · · Score: 5, Insightful
    • D Squared agreed not to send pop-up ads using the Messenger function enabled on many Windows operating systems; such ads do not require an open Web browser to display. The company also won't sell ad-blocking software any longer, and it is barred from sending other ads unless users can choose not to receive them.
    Looking at this it looks like their advertising days are over. That last bit will be hard for them to get around since they'll likely be heavily scrutinized by the FTC for some time to come.

    I certainly won't feel sorry for them, they were sending their popups using the windows Messaging function, making them even lower down than most popup advertisers. Kudos to the FTC for going after these guys!

    1. Re:Sounds like they're done for... by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Like spammers, telemarketers, and junk faxers, they seem unable to grasp the concept that they are using other peoples' resources for free to send their ads. That is why people don't like them and want to shut them down. It's a fairly simple concept for most of us, but they honestly think they are doing nothing wrong.

    2. Re:Sounds like they're done for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what resources?

    3. Re:Sounds like they're done for... by phazethru · · Score: 1

      My finite amount of time on earth.

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  6. Annoyances? by nysus · · Score: 5, Funny
    'annoyances you have to deal with in a free society.'

    Which? Lawyers that defend assholes like this?

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    1. Re:Annoyances? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He's just trying to equate unwanted advertising with constitutionally-protected free speech. Idiot ... the vital principle of being allowed to speak one's mind without fear of retaliation by a vengeful government has nothing to do with abuse of one's fellow citizens for fun and profit. I have the feeling that if junk mail, junk faxes and spam had existed during the Revolution there'd be specific provisions against them in the Constitution.

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    2. Re:Annoyances? by DJStealth · · Score: 1

      Lawyers that don't know how to disable the 'messenger' service in Windows, and instead opt to buy this product to do it for them.

    3. Re:Annoyances? by Spellbinder · · Score: 1

      i think you americans should make a revolution reloaded or some other sequel
      we over here in switzerland add things to our constitution four times a year

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    4. Re:Annoyances? by DaHat · · Score: 1

      They just tried to do that recently here, an amendment that would prevent same sex marriages.

      Part of the reason our constitution only has 27 amendments is the original document was written to make it difficult to change it. Somehow I don't think an amendment to make it easier would succeed... but then many new amendments have been proposed over the years... and the vast, vast, vast majority of them have been shot down.

    5. Re:Annoyances? by nysus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Gee, let's think about this for a 1/2 second. What's stopping me from plastering a billboard right on your front lawn for a miracle drug that cures cancer?

      I can't do that because sometimes property rights and deceptive trade practices trump free speech rights. It's not a difficult concept. The two college kids want to take over your computer to pitch false claims at you. Damn straight that should be illegal.

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    6. Re:Annoyances? by jcr · · Score: 1

      It not only should be illegal, it *is* illegal, as those two jackasses found out.

      -jcr

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    7. Re:Annoyances? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      i think you americans should make a revolution reloaded or some other sequel we over here in switzerland add things to our constitution four times a year
      By now, it must have 10,000 amendments, then...
    8. Re:Annoyances? by Spellbinder · · Score: 1

      we can trow out stuff to ... it is more like 200
      you can read it herehere in german, french or italian

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    9. Re:Annoyances? by stevejsmith · · Score: 1

      Well, that's the thing -- no they didn't, and no precedent has been set. They settled out of court.

    10. Re:Annoyances? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      What's stopping me from plastering a billboard right on your front lawn for a miracle drug that cures cancer?

      My 12 gauge.

      But really, one has to look at the purpose of "free speech" as defined by the Constitution. Control of information flow constitutes control of society, any society. You just have to look at how a number of other nations handle this issue, and the importance of free speech becomes readily apparent. But that doesn't mean that preventing jackasses from tunnelling unwanted NetBIOS packets to sell snake oil is unConstitutional.

      Of course, this particular issue only became important because of Microsoft's poor choice of system defaults. Oh well.

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    11. Re:Annoyances? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      Merci.

    12. Re:Annoyances? by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      Our Constitution is difficult to change to prevent legalized discrimination such as Republican Anti-Gay amendments from passing on a whim. If we could pass 4 amendments a year, we'd have the DMCA, PATRIOT, PATRIOT II, and the His Majesty George Bush amendments in the Consititution.

    13. Re:Annoyances? by Spellbinder · · Score: 1

      we have to pass changes in constitution with a plebiscite
      so it would be hard to pass something like DMCA or even more the gay thing or PATRIOT shit
      there has to be at least 50 % of all vote (not people) for it to pass
      here in switzerland we have 4 (?large) parties, the biggest about 30 % of the votes
      so you have to get a lot of peoples to agree with you to pass something(btw those four parties are ruling together)
      for preventing discrimination we have our a sort of Federal Supreme Court
      you would first have to remove the human rights out of our constitution so the court could not mark the new thing illegal

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  7. Annoyances by Chapium · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess they learned about another annoyance in a free society: Lawyers

  8. We promise only to bother you once by KarmaOverDogma · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh yeah... Right...

    Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - can't get fooled again.

    Oh, wait, that's the guy from Texas, isn't it?

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    1. Re:We promise only to bother you once by vxvxvxvx · · Score: 1

      I thought that was a saying from Tennessee?

    2. Re:We promise only to bother you once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      In case you didn't get it, it's beautiful quote from the Idiot President.

    3. Re:We promise only to bother you once by RangerFish · · Score: 1

      Really? I thought it ws a song by The Who.

  9. Annoyances, huh? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone got this "Dain" person's IP address? I have a "NET SEND" that I'd like to throw his way.

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    1. Re:Annoyances, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NAT of any kind eliminates those ads. Unless you have that specific port open and forwarded to your computer.

    2. Re:Annoyances, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like they wouldn't know anything about firewalls.

      With the amount of sysadmins they've pissed off, you can be sure they've blocked all incoming ports a loooong time ago

    3. Re:Annoyances, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is this anish?

      http://tinyurl.com/4llzg

  10. Square D by suso · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You know, when I first read that headline, I was thinking of the Square D company that makes circuit breaker boxes and other electrical supplies. And I was thinking "What the hell?"

    1. Re:Square D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I read that "D Squared" were the responsible little fucks, I thought I might consult another company called "B-Square".

      They make scope mounts for rifles.

    2. Re:Square D by LeiGong · · Score: 1
      When I saw D Squared, my immediate thought was the extremely popular fashion brand, D Squared, started by Dean and Dan (hence the name D Squared). But then I remembered.... "News for nerds" and I'm probably the only guy who knows about this.

      http://www.newyorkmetro.com/fashion/fashionshows/d esigners/bios/dsquared.htm

  11. White Hat Spammer! by Ryan+Stortz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Has anyone thought of sending out messages telling people how to turn off Windows Messenger?

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    1. Re:White Hat Spammer! by Eeknay · · Score: 0

      Although this is a good idea, it's probably too technical for Mr. Average Joe to be doing. He might get scared at the procedure, or even change the wrong setting. I thought Microsoft already fixed this problem, though?

    2. Re:White Hat Spammer! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I think we need to shorten that phrase a little ... how about "Whammer"?

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    3. Re:White Hat Spammer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Although this is a good idea, it's probably too technical for Mr. Average Joe to be doing"

      naw. just send the user to a URL that has pretty pictures of the GUI along with every step.

    4. Re:White Hat Spammer! by Eeknay · · Score: 1, Funny

      But then he might think it's a "hax00r steailn his megahurtz".

    5. Re:White Hat Spammer! by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 5, Informative

      How to Disable Windows Messenger Service" courtesy of the University of Virginia.

    6. Re:White Hat Spammer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      1. Start
      2. Run
      3. sc config messenger start= disabled
    7. Re:White Hat Spammer! by wcbarksdale · · Score: 1
      Interestingly:
      It has come to our attention that some third party has been directing users to this page via pop-ups. We do not condone this practice and are not the source of any pop-up that provides a link to this page.
    8. Re:White Hat Spammer! by Alsee · · Score: 1

      They're more likely to worry it's hackers trying to to steal their MegaRam.

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    9. Re:White Hat Spammer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I can say is...wahoo-wah!!!!!
      -a student from U.Va.

    10. Re:White Hat Spammer! by Brianwa · · Score: 1

      Try this. This little program will disable the messenger service.

  12. This is a prime example of software failure by kidventus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Messenger should never have been exposed as a default running service on Windows XP, 2000, & NT computers.. with no authentication and no option to turn it off without going deep in to a services menu.

    This proves that software developers in general were caught flat-footed by the internet, and that they failed us as customers by claiming that their computers were now "internet ready" and only meant by that that they gave us integrated no-choice branded browsers and instant messengers to save their market share, they didn't even think about us, just themselves.

    Bottom feeders like Square D exist and will always exist. The real failure are software developers, and they should take the blame for the decisions they made from 96 - 01 (when XP was released with Messenger ON) and do better.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to run a virus scan and delete my tracking cookies.

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    1. Re:This is a prime example of software failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The real failure are software developers

      Correction: Windows software developers.

    2. Re:This is a prime example of software failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's a Prime Example of throwing features at users whether they want them or not.

  13. Brilliant by Zareste · · Score: 2, Insightful

    annoyances you have to deal with in a free society.

    Yep, we dealt with them all right. Same way we deal with shoplifting,

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    1. Re:Brilliant by Jacer · · Score: 2, Funny

      With bricks?

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    2. Re:Brilliant by Zareste · · Score: 1

      Id'a said 'the justice system' but hey, no argument here.

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  14. This is a great example by RLiegh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    of how the government can properly work with the internet community in policing legitimate nuisences. I'd almost go as far as to say this is evidence we don't need a ton of laws specially tailored to the internet.

    1. Re:This is a great example by hendridm · · Score: 2, Funny
      This is a great example of how the government can properly work with the internet community in policing legitimate nuisences.

      Yeah, and it only took them 3 years! Go team.

    2. Re:This is a great example by RLiegh · · Score: 3, Funny
      Yeah, and it only took them 3 years! Go team.

      They had to exhaust all of the unreasonable options first. ;)
    3. Re:This is a great example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I remember correctly, this got started because of the head of the FTC himself received some of these extortionist spam and got pissed off.

      No "internet comunity" was involved.

    4. Re:This is a great example by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      No "internet comunity" was involved.
      Ah. So you're saying he was getting the spam via esp then?

    5. Re:This is a great example by haxor.dk · · Score: 1

      For a fair verdict, you may also want to document the many failures and fuckups of FTC in the past. You may think of this as great, but do some research, and you will see that FTC is just as rotten as the rest of the gov't agencies.

    6. Re:This is a great example by UnrepentantHarlequin · · Score: 1

      Ah. So you're saying he was getting the spam via esp then?

      He said "internet community" not "internet".

    7. Re:This is a great example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're on the internet, you're a part of the internet community.

    8. Re:This is a great example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We live in a nation of laws, not arbitrary agencies that punish whoever they don't agree with. Email spam is a million times worse and the FTC hasn't done anything, presumably because email spammers have enough money to fight taxpayer-funded lawyers for longer than this company could.

  15. Re:Sick of the baby-shit tan IT color scheme? by RLiegh · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ok; I should use some CSS code written by ant-slashdot extremists when I could solve the same exact problem by using light mode why, exactly?

  16. Only..? by krhainos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    only intended to send one a day to computer users

    Only once a day? ... that still seems like a lot.

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    1. Re:Only..? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      I suspect that Spammer Rule #1 applies. (Note the weasel-word "intended".) Besides, it doesn't scale. If it was okay for one company to send you one message a day, then it's okay for 10,000+ companies to send you one message a day. And if they only steal a penny in time and resources from one person each day, then it's okay to steal pennies from millions of people each day? Their whining is just a fancy version of the "Just Hit Delete" spammer mating-call.

      Nice to see that they're on-track for Spammer Rule #4.

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    2. Re:Only..? by phranqueTDL · · Score: 1

      Cool. How about if I stop by these entrepenuer's (and their lawyer's) houses and only kick them in the balls once a day?

  17. This is a prime example of Microsoft failure by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This proves that software developers in general were caught flat-footed by the internet, and that they failed us as customers by claiming that their computers were now "internet ready" and only meant by that that they gave us integrated no-choice branded browsers and instant messengers to save their market share, they didn't even think about us, just themselves.

    No, it proves that Microsoft had zero regard for the Internet and for their customers. The Mac OS had no problems like this. Linux had no problems like this. BSD had no problems like this. The only developers that seemed to think that allowing authentication-less control over the local environment was acceptable (and then tried to promote the view that "no desktop machines should ever exist on the Internet without being firewalled") were the developers at Microsoft. Unfortunately, for them, all their competitors did not completely ignore security when designing software, and as a result, the Microsofties came out looking rather pathetic, especially when they tried to shunt blame off onto sysadmins for not trying to patch over *their* poor design with a firewall.

    1. Re:This is a prime example of Microsoft failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, are you actually trying to say that BSD and Linux never had "talk" (ntalkd?) enabled by default?

  18. Re:Sick of the baby-shit tan IT color scheme? by vxvxvxvx · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The easy solution (from an AC post the other day) is to backspace over the it.

    Poof, no more tan! :)

  19. Its a shame XP SP2 disables this by defualt by aardwolf204 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Its truly sad that Windows XP Service Pack 2 sets the messenger service to disabled by default. It was always nice to know that no matter if you friend on a lan was on AIM, Yahoo, MSN, Jabber, etc, you could send them a message. Its a shame marketing agencies abused this. I for one leave write on in *nix and messenger on in windows because I'm behind a NAT and dont get these annoyances, and sure every once in a while at a LAN party someone will annoy you with it when your playing a full screen game, but none the less its a shame that this functionality is going away by default, it was truly a cool feature in windows.

    Oh, yeah, this is slashdot, um, in Soviet Russis you annoy popups

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    1. Re:Its a shame XP SP2 disables this by defualt by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Except that those of us who don't like invasive proceedures on our computers, like DRM, will not accept SP2. It will fix many problems but the cost is too high. I will download individual pieces that I need and ignore the rest. I also deleted messenger from my machine, don't want it or need it.

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    2. Re:Its a shame XP SP2 disables this by defualt by Mechcommander · · Score: 1

      Well, theoretically, since you already know how to send and recieve messeges, as well as turn the service on and off, when you're over at a friend's house on a LAN, or at nearly any LAN, for that matter, you could always instruct the people on how to turn it back on and use it. That way, there's no spam by default, and if the service is necesary, it's nearly painless to turn it on.
      Besides, not many 'layman' users are going to know what the Windows Messenger Service is, what it does, or how to turn it off. I believe this is why it has been since changed to be off by default, since Windows is still made to be used by my grandparents and good ol' Janitor Joe from across the street.

    3. Re:Its a shame XP SP2 disables this by defualt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if I had it my way SP2 wouldnt be on my machine either, but I'm not going to let politics get in the way of security. Sure, I run a firewall, yes, I deleted windows messenger (MSN), IE, and OE, but I dont expect to be able to stay up to date without SP2. If what your saying is true, and I can just get the individual critical updates without SP2 and still stay secure it sounds like a great option for me (also considering the fact that I, um, lost my original XP cd and had to use a 'copy i found').

      Is this true, can I still get the latest critical updates from SP2 without installing SP2?

    4. Re:Its a shame XP SP2 disables this by defualt by dabraun · · Score: 1

      1) There is no new DRM anything in SP2

      2) Apart from the fixes already available you probably won't be able to download pieces of SP2 seperately

      3) This is not about 'windows messenger' which you may have deleted - it is about the messenger service which has been there since NT4 or even earlier

    5. Re:Its a shame XP SP2 disables this by defualt by robochan · · Score: 1

      Except that those of us who don't like invasive proceedures on our computers, like DRM, will not accept SP2.

      I got news for you - its not just the tinfoil hat crowd that won't install it - it's Joe Sixpack that won't install it as well.

      It's the same Joe Sixpack that's running stock IE6 on XP and stock IE5 on Win2k and stock IE3 on Win98. Joe Sixpack doesn't give a shit about patching his browser or installing a service pack, all he want's to do is check his email and the ESPN site and surf for porn.
      This is _fact_.
      I deal with Joe Sixpack every day for a living. Day after day I see machines that are running stock installs full of whatever has been "clicky-clicky'd" on.
      Want to clean of Joe Sixpack's virus/spyware laden laptop? All you have (legally) is a "system restore CD" or a hidden restore partition on the drive to do so - which takes it back to a stock install ready and waiting to be stricken again. That is... unless you also want to spend 2-3 more hours installing patch after patch and rebooting 37 times to get it up to snuff. Multiply that time exponentially if using a dial-up. I charge by the hour, and most folks aren't willing to spend the $$ for my extra time to do that, and they obviously have no intention of doing it themselves.

      Microsoft COULD HAVE done the world a favor just by turning on their update tool by default - so people might actually know they need updates at all, and might actually install them then. What's the point of issuing all these patches if people don't know they need them? Jeez... even cars have idiot lights.

      I honestly thank Microsoft for not doing it though - because that pays my bills.

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    6. Re:Its a shame XP SP2 disables this by defualt by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      You can't find messenger service or messenger on my machine. There is more M$ spyware in SP2. Running a NAT router, F-Prot AV, and eliminating most of M$ virus traps is what causes safety. The only way to start IE on my machine is to click on update. Unless you have a password and know how to find the exe file. My wife and kids don't have an admin password. I don't catch viri either, at least not in the 9 years I've been online.

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  20. And this color scheme, too by SteamyMobile · · Score: 2
    This color scheme is also an annoyance we must deal with in a free society.

    But seriously, it's quite amazing that they are admitting in court that their business model is a regretable annoyance. There are so many ways to make money which are a) legal and b) not annoying. I do agree with their lawyer that they should be allowed to continue; users should turn off functions which make their computers accessible to the net in general if they don't want to receive such things.

    1. Re:And this color scheme, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should be allowed to continue? I'm starting a business to stop people from crapping on your doorstep. I'll come by and leave you a pile of "informational material" about it once or twice or 8 billion times a day.

      If you don't put up a fence, I'll assume you're OK with it.

  21. OT: Mozilla needs a regexp module by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So we can strip the annoying slashdot theme prefix and maybe do other neat stuff, like convert news links into regfree google links :)

    1. Re:OT: Mozilla needs a regexp module by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Javascript has what you need. It's built into Mozilla. Type javascript: in the address bar and type a program.

    2. Re:OT: Mozilla needs a regexp module by eyeye · · Score: 1

      proxomitron will help you do that.

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    3. Re:OT: Mozilla needs a regexp module by DustMagnet · · Score: 1

      How? I only know how to rewrite the contents. Where do you set it up to rewrite URLs?

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    4. Re:OT: Mozilla needs a regexp module by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I figured it out. Of course you rewrite the code before you click on it. I used this in proxomitron:
      A HREF="//[a-z]+.slashdot.org
      A HREF="//slashdot.org
      Ah, no more BS colors, just Slashdot green.
  22. Re:Poll: WHICH IS BETTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's no ceren, that's for sure!

  23. Avast....... by theirishhombre · · Score: 0

    To the cyberspacial gallows!

  24. Court Documents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  25. Re:Is that you??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step away from the keyboard, sir!

  26. Green slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
  27. If you are using Y! Messenger by vivekg · · Score: 0

    They were sending pop-up ads using the Messenger function enabled on many Windows operating systems
    Yup yahoo messenger is annoying simply use zinc http://zinc.sourceforge.net/ or curphoo http://savannah.nongnu.org/projects/curphoo/ for Linux/FreeBSD/OpenBSD etc all. They just not block the advts; but also got facility to ignore users, stop booters and other features :))

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  28. "Annoyances"? by penginkun · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So if I come 'round and kick them in the groin once a day and then leave, is that another of those 'annoyances (sic) you have to deal with in a free society'?

    Seems like assault and battery, but really, it's not! And those ads they're sending, they only SEEM like an invasion of privacy, but trust me, they're not!

    1. Re:"Annoyances"? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      These people should be court-ordered to leave their DCOM port open to the Internet:

      Agent1 := CoAgentServer.CreateRemote(HisIPAddr);
      Agent1.Characters.Load('HellClippy', 'c:\program files\microsoft office\office\clippit.acs');
      MyChar := Agent1.Characters['HellClippy'];
      MyChar.Set_SoundEffectsOn(True);
      MyChar.Show;
      MyChar.Play('Greet');
      MyChar.Play('RestPose');
      MyChar.Speak('Hey stupid, I see you're trying to annoy people again.', '');

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    2. Re:"Annoyances"? by elementik · · Score: 1

      How the Hell are they an invasion of privacy? Its not as if they're stealing information from your machine - just showing an advert...

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    3. Re:"Annoyances"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an intrusion upon an individual's seclusion or affairs.

    4. Re:"Annoyances"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you don't like spam, Mr.Steve@nospam?
      I mean, they're just showing you adverts..

    5. Re:"Annoyances"? by penginkun · · Score: 1

      Invasion of privacy means they're invading my privacy. Not stealing something. They're exploiting a weakness in Windows to deliver unwanted and uninvited ads.

      Let's put this another way: Can I come over to your house and exploit some weakness in its design to actually ENTER your home, and then tell you how to fix it?

  29. Annoyances by Kwil · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know other annoyances you might have to deal with in a free society? People throwing excrement at your house and car if you're a scumbag lawyer.

    Hell, it's biodegradable, so it can be argued that it takes even less action to clean up than a windows messenger pop-up.. just leave it there long enough and it'll go away.

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  30. Remember this name: Anish Dhingra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He will go down in history as being the first of the hindu mud people to get rich by cracking our computers. Now that they're losing jobs to africa, they've got nothing left but to turn to crime!

  31. Re:WAKE UP FUCKING SLASHDOT EDITORS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Log in, select Light mode. Done.

  32. RFC 822 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    No, he's trying to ignore the much more pervasive RFC-822 design flaw, which is that anyone in the world has append rights on my mailbox.

    There's some hypocrisy here: when we talk about viruses, we blame the system vendor (Microsoft) for producing a vulnerable system. But when we talk about spam, we lay all the blame on the abusers of the vulnerable system, not the DESIGNERS of the vulnerable e-mail system or the USERS who insist on continuing to use a vulnerable system.

    1. Re:RFC 822 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, he's trying to ignore the much more pervasive RFC-822 design flaw, which is that anyone in the world has append rights on my mailbox.

      How else, pray tell, do you expect people to be able to contact you and send you mail?
  33. Why did this get modded funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, print this shyster's email address, IP range, etc.

    It's time to show him what his words really mean.

  34. new tactic! by dj245 · · Score: 1

    Now they'll just send Pop-unders

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  35. they spamed the wrong person by E8086 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    this was slashdot-ed back in Nov03 according to MSNBC
    "Part of the reason Windows Messenger pop-ups caught the attention of the FTC is that one of the agency's commissioners received one of the advertisements at home"
    Around a year ago(or more) one of my housemates, whose only firewall was the WinXP "it's almost a firewall," was getting several dozen a day. I told him to use a real firewall, think it was the free ZoneAlarm. Even after that he was still getting enough to have to tell me he was still getting them, possibly during windows startup before Zone Alarm could start or when he disabled it to run Kazaa. Even with the little extra cash I got installing free firewalls it wasn't worth the number of complaints I was getting.

    Funny how you can net send spam millions of the world's computers and get away with it, but spam one gov't agent and you'll be promptly(after months of legal stuff) shutdown. Because of the inconvenience of not being able ignore them like traditional email spam I'm going to side with the FTC on this one.
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    1. Re:they spamed the wrong person by pbranes · · Score: 1
      Dude, your friends computer was loaded with spyware. Don't blame the windows xp firewall.

      If he had kazaa installed, then that's where the popups were coming from. The windows xp built-in firewall can stop messenger ads just fine. You should have told him to download spybot, adaware, and spywareblaster.

  36. SCUM SHIT LAWYER'S PROFILE PAGE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  37. free society my *ss... by w4rl5ck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    nuff said. what a strange excuse for bad marketing habits. "Hey it's a free world, that is, no rules... or isn't it?" I don't want a free world without rules, I want a free world with proper rules. That's a difference.

  38. Play bad music at themn by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Just find out where they live and drive around the block with the windows open and the radio turned up and play "how much is that doggie in the window" the dog chorus version. Get a team and take shifts. All perfectly legal. Just an annoyance they got to put up with.

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  39. Trial by Combat by Detritus · · Score: 2, Funny
    We should revive trial by combat for cases involving spam. It's been argued that it is still a valid part of the common law in some places.

    In the red corner, at 110 pounds, we have a pencil-necked geek from UCSD, who is an accused spammer.

    In the blue corner, at 250 pounds, we have California's Special Prosecutor for Spam, the Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger!

    Let's get ready to rumble!

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    1. Re:Trial by Combat by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Of course, people were allowed to hire Champions in trial by combat. So it's really not much different than our current system, except that someone would get killed. Fighting and random outcomes.

      But at least a person would have a chance in hell of being their own attorney.

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    2. Re:Trial by Combat by acceleriter · · Score: 1

      We should do it like in Spartacus. Have two spammers fight. The winner is to be crucified.

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    3. Re:Trial by Combat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That, and that your champion was putting their own neck on the line. As opposed to the present, where win or lose, the lawyer comes away with a fat pocket.

  40. cock shit mother fuckers by t_allardyce · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I dont know why everyone is complaining and demanding stricter laws? its not like theres no way around this. They are able to do this because of a bug (and dont bother telling me its a feature) of windows 2k/xp that defaults to leaving this security hole known as "windows messenger" turned on. Sure these people are scum and i'd love to see them both burn at the stake, and technically they've been doing something that any of us would get life over because its "hacking into a remote computer system" or some bullshit like that but really we should be fighting to make stuff like this legal. All it takes is for Microsoft to default the service to off and for people who dont need it to turn it off or make sure it cant be reached from outside their network (or get a bloody firewall). Once thats done theres no more problem, no need to stick stupid laws in to complicate what is already a very crap constitution. Same goes for pop-up windows - they are part of the javascript implementation, just turn that functionality off and you no longer have a problem. If it was a service that was needed and there was no forseeable fix to stop its misuse then just maybe legal action would be needed, but thats not the case here, its just a stupid function that can be disabled in 10 seconds.

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    1. Re:cock shit mother fuckers by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      Since it was a settlement, there is no court opinion....however the problem is less that they used the messenger services and more that they used it to advertise popup blocking. Thats akin to extortion which the federal trade commision recognizes as something not suitable in a semi-free trade society like our own.

    2. Re:cock shit mother fuckers by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Really? so its no-go if you want to sell pop-up blockers through pop-ups, but if you want proprietry lockin with DRM that mandates you cant make backups and if you move machines you cant transfer your license or if you want to charge universities and other institutions for royalties for copyright theft their students havnt yet commited thats fine?

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  41. Think Different! by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Obligatory and traditional post stating that the Mac is OS is superior because it lacks such "features" as Messenger, is unaffected by Windows viri and that iCab , the Mac only browser has a popup blocker built into it.

    Also included in the traditional post is a gratuitous slam against Windows users: "Windows users are poopieheads for using Windows!"

    Finishing up with a "In Soviet Russia..." joke

    In Soviet Russia, you annoy popups!

    It has been my pleasure to provide the Slashdot Community with the obligatory and traditional posting making fun of the Windows OS and WIndows Users, contrasting the Windows OS with the Mac OS,in a snarky, superior and uninformative manner, in a comment thread about yet another flaw/fault/sploit in the Windows OS.

    Thank you for your gracious attention!

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    1. Re:Think Different! by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      I don't know what's more troubling, that some moderators have no sense of humor whatsoever, or that some moderators found my silly little post "Insightful".

      And to those moderators who can't tell "flamebait" from "funny",

      #1 Get a life, you pathetic little wankers.

      and

      #2 <Cartman>"Suck my balls!</Cartman>

      #3 PROFIT!

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  42. oh yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    click here if you dont want any more popups!
    are you also annoyed by ads? here you can get rid of!

    yeah great, an ad against ad's.
    bombing for peace, anyone?

  43. Only ever seen one good use for messenger... by propellerhead_prime · · Score: 1

    For me, it is a shame that MS has disabled the messenger service with SP2. I used to administer some networks for the army, and found a great use for it.

    I had a relatively small number of IP addresses to assign to users compared to the number of client machines we had on the network, and some folks couldn't get as many machines on the LAN as they wanted to. Now, the smarter ones who wanted more IPs than they were allocated would just start taking the IP I had assigned them and incrementing or decrementing it by one or two until they found an unused IP and hopping on the network. If the person assigned to this IP was on the network then it didn't work...however if the IP wasn't in use then it was easily stolen. A few hours later the legitimate user would turn their computer on and get the dialogue box stating that their IP was already in use by another machine. So, following their instructions they contacted their system administrator...which meant that I got a ton of phone calls. Unfortunately, DHCP wasn't an option for us for security reasons so I had to make static addressing work.

    After some thought I wrote a very small (like five line) batch file using the NET SEND command and a recursive loop that sent a message to the pirated IP address...something like, "Hey dummass, you are using an IP address that is assigned to someone else. Call (my phone number inserted here) and I will let you use your computer again."

    Since the overwhelming majority of my users had default installations of win2k running, this mini-program would pop up windows on their computer faster than they could close them, and they couldn't do anything other than take the computer off the network to stop the messages or shutdown...Either way, problem solved. It was a nice combination of naive users and a silly quirk of windows.

  44. Annoyances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to me that LAWYERS are 'annoyances you have to deal with in a free society.'

  45. Re:Annoyances ? by e_AltF4 · · Score: 1

    Like someone pissing on the back seats of your cabrio ?
    ... and promising to do it only "once a day".
    ... and you can still clean up his mess if you don't like it ?

    My freedom ends where the freedom of other people begins.

  46. Free Society? by Gigantic1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lawyer Anthony J. Dain has said the ads are "annoyances you have to deal with in a free society." Hmmm...let me see. According to Mr. Dain, a Free Society is characterized by a lack of property rights. For example, strangers are allowed to use my PC in an unauthorized manner and, in the process, disrupt my activities. All of this done with impunity on thier part. Hmmm...this doesn't sound like Freedom to me!

  47. Wonder what they would do once SP2 is out by rikkards · · Score: 1

    SP2 turns off the Messenger and alert service so they would need to rely on different methods.

    Course looking at all the zombies out there most computers wouldn't have it installed.

  48. On behalf of the Mozilla users by F.O.Dobbs · · Score: 0, Troll

    What are these "pop-ups" you speak of?

    F.O.Dobbs

    1. Re:On behalf of the Mozilla users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dmmit, Dobbs, I was gonna say that!

      Mal the Elder

  49. If you are running Mozilla on Windows... by MadAnthony02 · · Score: 1

    it's not going to stop messanger spam. These are grey text boxes sent directly to the PC using the messanger service of Windows using the netsend command. It has nothing to do with the browser.

  50. Hypocrites by UnrepentantHarlequin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...annoyances you have to deal with in a free society

    They seem to be very selective about that freedom.

    I assume they're more than willing to call on the agents of the government (the police, for instance) to protect them from people exercising their freedom to visit the company offices and beat the living crap out of them. And I'm sure that they would not be so dedicated to people's freedom to slam every system they own with a DOS attack. The only "freedom" they're concerned about is their freedom to commit extortion without that mean ol' FTC interfering.

    They're all fired up about their rights (is there a right to commit extortion?) but they're conveniently ignoring one thing: rights come with attached responsibilities. You can't separate the two, and when you try, you get problems. For instance, if you have the right to swing your fist around, it comes with the responsibility to stop short of my nose. If you have the right to drive a car, it comes with the responsibility not to squash pedestrians. A society which granted those rights but does not acknowledge the associated responsibilities would be murderous chaos.

    In a truly civilized society, people are as aware of their responsibilities as they are of their rights, and act accordingly. Only in such a society can there truly be freedom.

    In modern US society, right and wrong have been equated with legal and illegal -- or, even worse, with getting away with it and getting caught. Rights are everything. Responsibilities are not in the picture at all. Civilized behavior is mocked. This has cost us many things, including the expense of feeding an ever-more-bloated government. But most of all, it has cost us freedom.

  51. Re:Sick of the baby-shit tan IT color scheme? by stevejsmith · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I've actually grown kind of used to the scheme and like it. It's very neutral and...just...soothing? I like it.

  52. Here is Dain's info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is lawyer-scum Dain's info:

    619.515.3241
    ajd@procopio.com

    Let's see how HE likes 1 message a day.

  53. telemarketing to a cell phone is illegal-sue them! by DiveX · · Score: 1

    No, but the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991 (yes, over a decade old) is supposed to protect you of that. If you get an unsolicated, commercial call from some entity with whom you do NOT have a pre-established business relationship nor had you given them EXPRESS permission to contact you in that way, then you can sue. You have an immediate cause of action and can sue for not only merely initiating the call (even if you did not answer the phone), but also other aspects, such as failure to PROPERLY identify tehmselves, failure to send a copy of their company policy, etc.

    I had a Search Engine Optimization (SEO) company (Traffic-Power.com) call my cellular phone trying to sell services to get my website listed higher in search engine rankings. Though I have not desposed them yet, (my pre-trial hearing is set for Aug 5), I assume they got my number from my website whois. None of the websites that I won are cimmercial in anyway. They cannot call me merely because my number is in some directory. It is their responsibility for them to determine if my exchange is connected with a cellular company (easy by even using a web service [http://www.fonefinder.net/index.php]).

    Because they failed to ID themselves, ailed to send a copy of the policy, failed to properly train their telemarketing staff, and placed the call to my cellulr phone, I have filed for a sum of $5000 (the limit for my small claims court).

    Resources:

    www.tcpalaw.com
    www.junkfax.org
    http://www.do- not-call.com/

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  54. The concept of free speech has been twisted by rd_syringe · · Score: 1

    Most people think Free Speech means they can do and say anything, anywhere. Free speech only applies to the government itself not being to censor you. Private entities can do it all they'd like.

    Second, this right to speech only extends so far that it does not trample the rights of someone else. That is why we claim free speech in this country yet cannot harrass someone, or stick billboards on their private property, and so on.

    I could go off on a rant against P2P piracy at this point, but I won't. Point is, free speech has been twisted by too many people in this day and age, because today's generations have a sense of entitlement to everything. "Why shouldn't I be able to spam someone's computer?? FREE SPEECH!!! INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE!!"

    1. Re:The concept of free speech has been twisted by nysus · · Score: 1

      Well, I can't say what your stance is on p2p because you don't state what it is. I should hope that you think you shouldn't wipe out a communication technology only on the basis that it COULD be used to swap copyrighted material.

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    2. Re:The concept of free speech has been twisted by rd_syringe · · Score: 1

      No, of course not. My position is just that those who justify copyright piracy are wrong and are twisting the concepts of free speech and free information. I didn't want to go into a tangeant on that.

  55. the truth... by AMNESIACX · · Score: 0

    the ads are 'annoyances you have to deal with in a free society.' should read: the lawyers are 'annoyances you have to deal with in a free society.'

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  56. 5. by johnny_sas · · Score: 1

    blah.

  57. Pop-ups by rssrss · · Score: 1

    What's a pop-up?

    Mozilla User

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  58. Re:WAKE UP FUCKING SLASHDOT EDITORS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, but the normal colours are fucking ugly anyway, which is why I've been using Light mode for several years.

  59. Let me ask you a question... by DrMorpheus · · Score: 1
    What if they were advertising for Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 911 film?

    Still feel so blaise about it?

    Note, I like F911, but I bet kmweber doesn't. But he's quite willing to give anyone a free pass with intrusion and theft of resources as long as they're trying to make a buck from it.

    Oh, and as long as an evil "socialist" government agency is the opposition too.

    For we Americans, "freedom" is the crack cocaine of the English language. I found it helpful to remove it & try to same the same thing w/a more descriptive, less emotive word. Unregulated, is that what they mean? Ah, that gets to the heart of it. But it's not unregulated, it's regulated by the handful at the top. And damn if it doesn't benefit them, but at our expense.

    We aren't more free. Our jobs are being sent away and our income is being transferred to the top 1% in inc. profits. Profits are now soo unimaginably vast that they can afford to buy up lots o' people - politicians, lobbyists & journalists to front for/rationalize their system.

    Economics serves power. We have to ask ourselves, is this the system from which we most benefit, or would other arrangements benefit us more? The answer is obvious.

    Then again. These are Libertarians we're talking about. Ayn Randies. The guys who have their thumb right on the pulse of the nation, who can see perfectly clearly how the problems of the nation could all be solved: if we just had fewer public parks and schools; worse health care and roads; and more corporate greed, wealth inequity, guns, pollution, and low-wage jobs -- we'd reach utopia.

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  60. Doesn't stop the most annoying ones... by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    While the near-cessation of credit card ads has been a godsend, the election messages seem to be getting worse. *wry grin* My tax dollars going to work so that my time can be wasted with a pre-recorded advertisement for a candidate I've no interest in voting for.

    And is it me or have the people who used to do credit card calls all switched over to doing "non-profit" debt consolidation services. Heck, for all I know, the actual debt consolidation service is really non-profit, but I suspect the telemarketers are still making a bundle making calls for them.

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    1. Re:Doesn't stop the most annoying ones... by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      And is it me or have the people who used to do credit card calls all switched over to doing "non-profit" debt consolidation services. Heck, for all I know, the actual debt consolidation service is really non-profit, but I suspect the telemarketers are still making a bundle making calls for them.
      Also, just because the slimeball on the phone says they're calling from a "non-profit" doesn't make it true. I'm reminded of the summer camp I went to when I was about eight (stay with me). One day, we piled into a bus and drove to Malibu Creek State Park. At the time, parking for a bus was probably $10--it seems to have gone up since then--but when the Ranger came to collect the fee, the driver/counselor told him "we're a non-profit organization". Which they were absolutely not. In fact, I later learned (through snooping and listening where I wasn't supposed to) that the camp staff were explicitly instructed to claim non-profit status whenever possible, to avoid things like parking fees.
      All of which is off-topic, of course, but does make the point that claiming to be a non-profit and actually being one can be two very different things.
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