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I knew it was goatse and still clicked. What kind of effeminate pansy is still shocked by goatse after all these years. For fucks sakes this is the internet. At least link to Last Measure so that the jews.wma will annoy people. (And it's run by the GNAA, a fine organization with a deep and fulfilling history on slashdot.)

Well, you have good points here.
For start, sadly, Last measure is blacklisted in both Firefox and Chrome. Do you know a Last measure mirror that works and isn't?
I am very aware of Last measure though.

Then sure, Goatse is supposed not to shock anyone. Well unless your boss doesn't pass by... Dunny, but I get the angriest responses when I troll Goatse. Would love to use something stronger, and tried few times.
The Mac user scored not bad, but still Goatse seems to be better.

Here take a look at favorite responses (and mind that most responses are about Goatse):

Funny:
"What an ass. Warning: Unpleasant picture in the link. That's what I get for browsing at 1, I guess."
"I'm just curious what gratification you get from this... do you jerk off to your hit counter?"
"O neat, you quoted me! Now I have to ask, why do you do this? seriously whats the motivation?"
"1999 called they want their overused shock pictures back."
"Parent post is a goatsex picture. Do not follow. You're an asshole of the proportions in that picture."
"Link above is to goatse. Fuck you douchebag."
"Turn on TinyUrl previews. It saves lives."
"Ugh. Goatse. NSFW. Asshole (poster and picture, both)."
"Seriously ... new account to post that ... what a douche!"
"You're a fucking douchbag." - "That is the most accurate comment yet"
"Not gonna click it to find out, but I'd be surprised if parent's link wasn't goatse... It appears you would be correct sir. Why oh why do I always forget..."
"My word, what is wrong with your anus? I'd get that checked out."
"It's because of Assholes like you that I can no longer trust URL shorteners"
"Thanks, I'm reading slashdot in class like a good student and just got tubgirl'd."
"Watching second monitor, there was something wrong with the other screen. Control + w. Phew..."
"Hey family! Come look! They're opening the Google Talk client! Now, click here......" (sees goatse)
"I tried to post warnings about the goaste loving jerk yesterday but was modded into oblivion as a karma whore"
"Posting your picture online again?", "Really? Are you not tired of this yet?"
(Me posts goatse link and tells that it is SFW): "You mean NSFW asshole."
"Can you not afford normal entertainment?" "This is grown up talk, 4chan is that way ->"
"Oops. goatse link" - "The AC speaks truth! (Well I didn't let it finish loading, but the browser was connecting to goatse.ru...)"
"He likes his urinal cakes nice and sudsy, so he tries to piss us off."
"Link is Goatse" - "Thanks. Does nerd soccer attract nerd hooligans?"
"You must be really bored, eh? Take your shit somewhere else. We don't serve your kind around here."

Hate:
"Motherfucker. Some of us are at work and don't want to have a drilled out anus pop up on their fucking screen. Christ."
"BAN HIM!" "Ur a faggot for posting that."
"Death to all assholes - Let's put you first into the guillotine"
"You fucker" - "I had the same thought as you. What a fucking asshole. The link is nsfw."
"I hate your guts.", "WTF you fucking asshole.", "Fucking troll, do not click there"
"I hope you die in a fire before you are old enough to contaminate the gene pool."
"It would be more interesting if I had a piece of pipe and your face, in close proximity so I could smash your face beyond recognition,"
"Bravo teeny bopper. You're a really mature mother fucker (or do you prefer father fucking? Damn you homo erotic shittter)."
"Wait! I think I hear your mommy calling to give your tongue a good soap washing. And maybe s

I knew it was goatse and still clicked. What kind of effeminate pansy is still shocked by goatse after all these years. For fucks sakes this is the internet. At least link to Last Measure so that the jews.wma will annoy people. (And it's run by the GNAA, a fine organization with a deep and fulfilling history on slashdot.)

GNAA-re-bump *again
Seriously stop bumping other threads. If you dont support the GNAA, then the neurotypicals will run the internet and thats the last thing you want.
Do you want to see uncreative, unfunny spam on every site? Because if you do there will be only facebook, twitter and all that neurotypical shit left.
So get off your asses and FIGHT THE NEUROTYPICALS!
So start linking people to http://anything.on.nimp.org/.
That should show those neurotypicals.

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Uh....why was this modded down? Nimp chimpanzees are well-known for stealing any objects that "flash," mainly being shiny metals (e.g. gold) out in the wild or in the cases of civilization, things that blink like electronics. They may not understand what these devices do, but they are fairly evolved for what they are.

Haven't been able to get in touch with timecop (LINK WARNING) yet.

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They add to the discussion by keeping goatse and tubgirl from being f1rst ps0t.

Come on man, that's nasty. Here's the stuff to avoid!

Go to this goatse mirror. Guaranteed to be modded down before you.

http://lugecrash.on.nimp.org/

Meh, I was thinking the same thing myself, but I didn't want to waste the time replying. Here's a little article I found on people incessantly telling each other to die in a fire, etc. In other words, don't take it seriously. It was posted by some guy taking a smoke break and needed a little laugh. You're going to get a heart attack from the stress inflicted upon you by people telling mild jokes. Take a chill pill and relax.

What goes on with the Internet is the least of your worries, Pops. I don't know about you, but in my idyllic suburban high school in the 1980's, finding drugs was not a problem. I suspect that the situation today is largely the same.

Also, they already know about chatroulette. They also know about http://netsex.on.nimp.org/ (click that without knowing what you're doing and you get what you deserve).

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BMO

Mod parent UP after clicking on this lastmeasure trojan linky

Ummmmmm..what are you talking about? Take a look at this

Why has Slashdong gotten so gay recently? An "Entertainment" section? What does the goings on of CES have to do with entertainment, and how is this news for nerds or stuff that matters? I hate this site and this is why I make this post. Rob Malda, suck my chocolates.
 
  GO AHEAD AND MOD ME DOWN IF YOU DISAGREE

Merry Christmas, Adolf!

Better version of article: http://news.on.nimp.org/story/28356 (Read article summary before visiting TFA, you have been warned)

Then head here and download the pre-alpha of Nigger GNU/Linux.

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You douche bag moderator for modding parent down. It is completely understandable where he is coming from. What *is* tech about this? How is this "stuff that matters?" If you're going to mod me down, read my justification here. You wouldn't even be able to mod me down.

--TC

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Well, AES is in for a big one!

Remember the Australian who had them in his archive for over thirty years? Oh wait, already covered HERE.

I found this at NIMP's site. Interesting what the future is coming to.

You need to go here and tell me what you think. Or try timecop's site

Let me know how it goes.

Interesting what the outlook of the Germans is. T-Mobile is all over it. Info found here.

Jurily, please quit trolling. We don't appreciate it.

This story was posted days ago. And here's the kicker:

The specifics of Mr. Jobs's surgery couldn't be established, but according to the United Network for Organ Sharing, which manages the transplant network in the U.S., there are no residency requirements for transplants. Having the procedure done in Tennessee makes sense because its list of patients waiting for transplants is shorter than in many other states. According to data provided by UNOS, in 2006, the median number of days from joining the liver waiting list to transplant was 306 nationally. In Tennessee, it was 18 days.

A little bit of a priority issue, eh? Story found here

I don't know, but would you like a free iPod Touch, no strings attached*? If so, then boy, do I have an offer for you. For more information, go here, complete six special offers and get twelve other people to sign up and complete six special offers each. Then, put your dick in a drill press while Malda slides an iPod up your ass. Pyramid schemes are fun, you faggots.

*Strings may be attached

OK then.

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This summary will really sink your balls.

I'll stop shaking my stick if I can thrust it nice and deep into your ass. We both know you love it.

Gmail2

Uhhh... right here. Now don't say I didn't warn you, but it's pretty relevant.

Link attempts to install a virus; need to kill his comment.

Uhhh... right here. Now don't say I didn't warn you, but it's pretty relevant.

Did someone say homosexual African Americans?

Really? Never at all?

You're a tad late, dude.

Also: http://gaygle.on.nimp.org/

Forgot to tick 'Post Anonymously'? Happens to the best of us, I suppose.

http://www.on.nimp.org/

But then it's not Rickrolling, it's the same old goatse / nimp we've had since the dawn of the internet.

http://www.on.nimp.org/

It's a bot. For more information, go to http://gnaa.on.nimp.org/bots/slashdot.html

Ihope someone takes steps to deal with this. Imagine if every link someone posted had to be regarded with suspicion. It would be the end of the internet

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Sorry, but check out kodak uncovered to read the true story.

You mean, there is a browser solidity test you can take at http://slashdot.on.nimp.org/unlucky/sucker.html ?

http://slashdot.on.nimp.org/unlucky/sucker.html//sucker

"Trojan" Program:

Exploit.HTML.DialogArg

Yet another virus post. Link leads to VBS:Malware-gen, hosted at http://mcc.on.nimp.org/blog/1324233/unp48594913.