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Just run this PowerShell script via pastebin that will solve your problem: http://pastebin.com/QCnQGWLn

Remove the registry, create more visibility at kernel and base levels, use syslog for logs, use text files for configuration, create unlimited ttys for ssh access, and I might think about it.....

Using the system they are talking about in the article...

Here's the source and instructions

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Filter error: That's an awful long string of letters there.

Yeah, it's a long fucking string of letters. You should know. You gave it to me to begin with. OK, since I can't post it, I'll pastebin it

http://pastebin.com/PVumFUiA

Checksums in case anyone wants to verify any downloads:
http://pastebin.com/QDgXsxmL

I find it interesting to see that the "free" release they provided indicates dated material. Compiled with 2.0 - 2.6.9 era systems. Additionally it appears that the exploits are rather old as well, as the HW profiles they're targeting are reasonably old. This may be on purpose on the part of the hackers. Here be a complete list of the free files if anyone is interested. http://pastebin.com/SYcwqGmS

I don't have a fancy guide, but what I did with openwrt is I installed dnsmasq as the dns server -- you can tell it where to go for records it doesn't know about, and provide custom entries.

My /etc/dnsmasq.conf looks something like this: http://pastebin.com/34HS7j0X (posted to Pastebin to avoid Slashdot's lameness filter. Which itself is rather lame.)

In my case, I actually redirect them to a locally running dummy webserver so that they immediately get a 404 response. I tail the dns log to see all the requests going through and block anything that doesn't look legit.

Be careful of the log file growing larger than you have space for, particularly if it's going to ram drive.

a naïve (acceptable in an interview) implementation of memmove can be achieved in 4 lines of code. This isn't rocket science I'm asking about.

I am going to challenge you right here and now to produce your 4-Line my_memmove() function. This should be a breeze, since you've apparently done it before.
One line per statement.
I will write you the test sequence that code has to pass with an identical result to the Linux Glibc2.12 memmove() function.

Here's the test sequence: http://pastebin.com/Bix6mvqv

You would need to implement memmove because, believe it or not, there are people out there who implement the libraries that memmove is implemented in.

Yes, there are people who have implemented LibC once or twice, then published. It can surely be accomplished; However..... It is not less than a half day's project for a good C programmer to implement something like Memmove(); There are complications, and unless you simply have implemented your own memmove several times, even an advanced C programmer is not going to be able to just bang this out.

Nope, no Office. I have the interface as classic as possible (no translucent stuff or animations) and I'm serious about having a ton of default services turned off. I agree those probably aren't a gig's worth, though.

Broken link.

Loads for me.
http://imgur.com/a/wubpr

But I made a pastebin, just for you.
http://pastebin.com/cw9tbwXB

I said nothing about solitary confinement â" only the sleep-deprivation, which you alleged has taken/ place.
So you wouldn't argue that the solitary is also punishment? Now you'll split hairs as to say, "the solitary confinement was punishment, but the sleep deprivation was not"? And if you'd concede that some of his treatment was punishment, how can you claim to know which aspects of his treatment were or were not?

On top of that, forcing someone to sleep facing a lightsource meets the ends of making them "survive to stand trial", how?

I'm sure, you can find an ex MP to tell you any of that. ... Oh, wow, listening to the psychologist's protests must've been torturous indeed.
In other words, we should take those in the military's word at everything, except for when those in the military have any disagreement with prior decisions of others, at which point, hey, that's just their opinion, man. And also, we can't trust the word of anyone who has left the military--they'll just say anything! How convenient that you would take the word of the OIC (not his jailor, like you claimed) over the word of his psychologist OR the marines' chief of corrections. Neither of those people are mentioned to have left, but you don't won't even consider their inconvenient opinions over that of someone who you called an "asshole". How much of an asshole was he in your eyes if you agree with the absurdity that Manning was being disrespectful by asking why he was shouting?

Clearly, you exercise very selective reading or hearing when it comes to the treatment of those you hate.

Not in my dictionary [princeton.edu].
Actually, "extreme mental distress" is the first entry, which describes solitary confinement perfectly. If you think that depriving a person of all social contact beyond a single person who does not communicate with them is not mental distress, I have a bridge to sell you.

http://solitarywatch.com/facts...

"In New York, California and Texas, it has been found that suicide rates are significantly higher among people held in solitary confinement than in general population. In 2013, forensic psychiatrist Dr. Raymond Patterson reported prisoners in Californiaâ(TM)s Security Housing Units and Administrative Segregation Units have a 33 times greater chance of suicide than someone in the prison systemâ(TM)s general population."

Now this is where you try to argue that treatment which demonstrably increases the suicide rate among its participants is not "extreme mental distress".

Now this is where you bring about the excuse that they were placed on solitary because they were suicidal to begin with... after conceding to me earlier that Manning was placed on solitary because he was a "security risk". Was he placed in solitary because he was a security risk, or on suicide watch? Which was it? Isn't military prison treatment meant to be chosen for a given reason, not a mishmash of halfassed sentiment?

Thousands of inmates are subjected to that regularly in prisons nation-wide.
That anything would be OK because it occurs regularly in the US prison system is one of the most pathetic arguments I've ever heard.

Conditions and treatment of prisoners in America's prisons bother me a great deal
...after saying that Manning's solitary confinement is NOT troubling because "thousands of inmates are subjected to that regularly in prisons nation-wide... it is justified". Solitary is arguably the worst legal treatment of US inmates next to botched executions, so I'm curious what other treatment "bothers you a great deal" compared to thos

Jews.

They pit their enemies against each other, the Muslims and the West. Now, accept your destruction, racist and/or terrorist.

People are using this script to sign the petition. Still think all those votes are legitimate?

If you search Black Couple you get black couples.

If you search White Couple you get a bunch of mixed race couples. This is racist bullshit / SJW propaganda.

This is because the elites plan to breed Europeans out of existence. No one is saying that Africa needs to be more diverse. It's only the white countries that need to be "culturally enriched" with hoards of migrants. When Barbara Spectre says crazy shit like this it makes you wonder who is really pushing the policies that caused the migrant crisis?

If you don't think that Google is pushing SJW propaganda and manipulating results for political reasons then you're dumb. Just look at the differences in auto-complete between Bing and Google for Hillary Clinton related searches.

The CEO of Alphabet, Eric Schmidt, is the founder of campaigning organization “The Groundwork,” the sole purpose of which is to put Hillary Clinton in the White House, by putting Silicon Valley’s technological prowess at the campaign’s disposal. Schmidt is also an active adviser to the current administration, serving as the head of the Defence Innovation Advisory Board, which provides tech advice to the Pentagon.

Make the 81M come of the VP's bonus.

That $10 switch seems alot of like some cost reduction yahoo is calling the shots and does not want to pay for the needed costs to due it right.

I dunno... reading through the hacking team break-in (by which I mean, reading the hacker's first-person description, it's unclear to me how *anyone* could be considered responsible for these sorts of things.

The hacked system should encrypt passwords, use a salt, have offsite backups that are regularly tested... all that "of course" stuff applies.

But I'm not at all sure how having a modem or router hacked could be the responsibility of the system.

How can you tell? Is there an exploit for your high-end Juniper firewall?

The hacking-team narrative suggests that the person who did it replaced the [router?] firmware with a custom one with his own backdoor. A single 0day exploit on an internet-facing appliance.

Did someone intentionally weaken the PRNG in your Intel CPU at the mask level? Did someone replace the firmware on your hard drive? Is your BIOS compromised?

I read where someone put malware into the firmware of an intelligent *battery*.

Welcome to the future: everything has firmware, and all firmware can be reflashed by the factory.

(The update service installed when you install our product will automatically upgrade the system as needed. Just download and execute! This fixes the rendering issue in the Tagalog language pack, it's a *must have* upgrade!)

I'm not sure how anyone can guarantee their systems are secure any more.

If the State department can't secure their computers, what hope is there for regular mortals?

Yep. They want us to just watch more telavivision rather than make babies.

Meanwhile our birthrates decline and the tribe insists on inviting invaders.

Only click this link if you really want to know why Facebook and the media in general have a hateon for Trump.

Click this link only if you want to know what's really going on...

Trump is a Nationalist. Sanders is a Socialist.

You can't have Socialism without Nationalism first because your weak borders will allow your country to be bled dry via invaders utilizing your social programs and not contributing as much to the economy.

So, what we need is Trump first, then a Sanders. Then we will have National Socialism. That's right, Hitler was basically just Trump & Sanders combined, and he really did nothing wrong. In fact, Syria, with its Social Nationalist party is being destroyed for the reason Germany was destroyed in WWII: Any country that frees itself from the usury of international banking and benefits their own people above the interests of international profiteers though implementation of both nationalism and socialism will be destroyed by the elite bankers who are the cause of every war. To say nothing of their media propagandists from the same "tribe" who reinforce the banker's interests.

Hmm, let's see: Holywood & news media run by Jews, international banking cartel also run by Jews... Bolshevik (Communist) regime over 80% controlled by Jews even though they made up 2% of the population back then (they killed 12 to 20 million Christians, but no Holywood tearjerkers about that), and make up the same small percentage of western nations today while still vastly overrepresented in politics, media, and banking. Israel being isolationist, requiring DNA matches for citizenship, having a huge wall to keep migrants out... meanwhile Jews are peddling the suicidal "pro-migrant" agenda to white countries, even though whites are only 8% of the world's population and their birth rates are in decline. No one is saying Africa or China needs to be more diverse, and their populations are out of control so why is it only white countries that need to be "diversified" or have their populations reduced to save the environment? Genocide is defined as purposefully changing the ethnic makeup of a nation by the UN and NATO... So why is genocide promoted to only countries with people of primarily European descent? Why do the Jews teach their toddlers to hate everyone else? Could it be they're pitting their enemies against each the other? Muslims vs Europeans?

How was it that in only 5 short years Hitler was able to turn the destitute and starving Germany into an economic power house that nearly conquered all of Europe? Do you see now why the same people who fear your freedom from their private centralized banking economic control continuously smear and destroy those who promote the basic common sense ideology that is so beneficial for humanity? No? Perhaps you still only get your information from those who have a vested interest to slander both Hitler and Trump, and think yourself educated on the issue?

If the things in this post challenge your beliefs, then you are the ignorant one. You won't be able to keep burring your head in the sand for long. When your neck is finally on the line, you'll see that you must fight the same war against the same foes that Hitler did. Even General Patton came to realize, "We fought the wrong enemy" after winning WWII against those who should have been our best allies. It's terrifying to think that you actually have an opinion about politics while remaining willfully ignorant and having such a one sided and slanted view of history. Here's some basic fact checking to get you started down the path of light.

If you think I'm spreading ignorance, then prove it. See the information in the links I've provided. Perhaps the "above it all" augment that "both sides are bad" is just propaganda to neuter your mind? Perhaps the slanted media has warped your view, and confused you into thin

here ya go:

http://pastebin.com/8JjSQyhP

Enjoy

HandBrake has x265 built in.

https://handbrake.fr/

It has some quirks though. It's GUI based, but some of the defaults are plain stupid. Someone wanting "simple" is at risk of getting "inferior" instead.

If you want to devote the time to learning the quirks, you can export a preset for your users once you've got the settings right.

I made a simple preset to get you (and anyone else) started. MKV container, no cropping/resizing, no filters, default x265 settings (which you'll need to play with), untouched audio (passthru), no subtitles, no guarantees it'll even work.

http://pastebin.com/61YyQNkv

Download it and change the extension to .plist before importing from the Preset menu. Even though it says Apple in there, it was created on the Windows build.

If a change you make undoes itself after the first encode, change it back, save the change as a new preset, load the new preset and see if your change stuck.

I created what I call an "unfuck script" that does this and a number of other things (such as moving the documents folder into a cloud sync floating profile folder, where I have a bunch of portable apps sitting so that I don't need to run a bunch of installers) that way installing a fresh copy of Windows on any of my machines and fully configuring it afterwards takes me about 5 minutes, and because it's all scripted I don't forget important things (such as using my upstream bandwidth for other people to get windows updates.)

http://pastebin.com/MmKimr3H

There is more to the story than the initial tweet and, unfortunately, as the tweet's author, I wasn't aware that article was written or published or else I could have elaborated some more in it.

It needs to be clear that Forbes was not compromised and there is no technical wrongdoing on their part in this matter. This is an advertisement network issue. Forbes has been very responsive to communications and have worked continuously to follow up on this. This incident does, indeed, show negatively on them and they were very quick to try and locate the incident to pass on to advertising networks.

Their major issue was in the requiring of users to disable ad blockers. That's where the focus should be as it opens a possible attack vector into your system.

The Java Update page was configured to download a "setup.exe", which raised every red flag there is. However, at the time of this ad appearing, setup.exe soft-failed to a download page for Java 8u25. Soft fail meaning that "setup.exe" returned an HTML page instead of the executable. This likely means that the ad page wasn't "activated" at the time. Additional Javascript I uploaded to the link below shows that it did have code to rotate between multiple executables, as well:

http://pastebin.com/raw/KwKxek...

I also posted a URL trace of the events around that time, if anyone likes to dig into those things. It's basically a reverse chronological list of every URL Chrome made:

http://pastebin.com/raw/wsiD1v...

So, unfortunately (or fortunately), there was no zero-day drive by attacking my system. But, the capability was there.

There is more to the story than the initial tweet and, unfortunately, as the tweet's author, I wasn't aware that article was written or published or else I could have elaborated some more in it.

It needs to be clear that Forbes was not compromised and there is no technical wrongdoing on their part in this matter. This is an advertisement network issue. Forbes has been very responsive to communications and have worked continuously to follow up on this. This incident does, indeed, show negatively on them and they were very quick to try and locate the incident to pass on to advertising networks.

Their major issue was in the requiring of users to disable ad blockers. That's where the focus should be as it opens a possible attack vector into your system.

The Java Update page was configured to download a "setup.exe", which raised every red flag there is. However, at the time of this ad appearing, setup.exe soft-failed to a download page for Java 8u25. Soft fail meaning that "setup.exe" returned an HTML page instead of the executable. This likely means that the ad page wasn't "activated" at the time. Additional Javascript I uploaded to the link below shows that it did have code to rotate between multiple executables, as well:

http://pastebin.com/raw/KwKxek...

I also posted a URL trace of the events around that time, if anyone likes to dig into those things. It's basically a reverse chronological list of every URL Chrome made:

http://pastebin.com/raw/wsiD1v...

So, unfortunately (or fortunately), there was no zero-day drive by attacking my system. But, the capability was there.

Mmmmm, the "what will C++ do now?" quiz show is one of my favorites. here's a little gem showing off the bizarrities of EOF, peek, and ignore.

You've commented 7 times on this story, each time trying to show that a man who just committed suicide was a racist.

What is your agenda? It's sad to see somebody using their +2 moderation bonus to shape the comments in such a malicious direction.

  http://pastebin.com/yk8bgru5

Puts his last comments in context. RIP.

  http://pastebin.com/yk8bgru5

It looks like He blamed it on Police Brutality. Some sort of incident happened where he claims(ed) he was beaten by the police badly enough to go to the hospital, got home, was assaulted again by police.

http://pastebin.com/yk8bgru5

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This is my set of tools/techniques in Windows.

1) I use Windows 8, you now have high contrast themes and full screen magnification together (this wasn't possible on 7 below)

2) Not all, but more and more applications support the built in high contrast themes these days. When I find an application that doesn't I usually email the company/developer and politely ask them to fix it and offer to beta test any changes. Sometimes that helps.

3) I use the built in Windows magnifier combined with an Autohotkey script to give me the ability to zoom with ctrl+alt+mousewheel
3a) Here's my auothotkey script: http://pastebin.com/djAwszRA
ctrl+alt+mousewheel up/down to zoom in /out
ctrl+alt+middleclick to toggle invert colours
windowskey+F12 to hide the bloody magnifier so it doesn't get in my way when alt tabbing :)

4b) Windows 8.1 onwards has a bug where the magnifier jumps/glitches (on all GPUs, Intel, AMD, nVidia) so I've replaced magnify.exe from Win8.0's ISO)

5) I use Altdrag to give me the ability to scroll inactive Windows and resize windows via alt+mouseclicks

6) I use Palemoon (or Firefox) in High Contrast mode (it detects Windows's theme)
6a) I use this plugin to quickly flip between high contrast page rendering and normal colours https://addons.mozilla.org/en-...

I hope that helps the OP and anyone else that may have low vision. I have 20/200 in both eyes, nystagmus, suffer from migraines and many, many other eye issues but this combo, so far, is the best I've found. I'm not needing a screen reader yet, I can still play first person shooters, I mostly just have an issue with small print and cannot tolerate, at all, bright themes but dimming my monitor down does nothing as I have major issues with contrast, so it has to be white on black.

I wonder if this, or a variant, could pick out forum spys? http://pastebin.com/irj4Fyd5

Computer Software Cannot Be Engineered
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Computer software cannot be engineered because there is no science of computer programs. Science is essential to engineering. The application of scientific models through engineering judgment defines the essence of engineering. Computer programs, as mathematical objects, are not subject to scientific laws. Consequently, by definition, computer software cannot be engineered.

The application of scientific models through engineering judgement,defines the essence of engineering. Engineering itself involves the creation of useful artifacts. What distinguishes engineering from other creative professions is the use of scientific models in creating those artifacts. Engineering judgement chooses among a number of available models to use in solving a problem, balancing risk of failure with the effort of analysis. What characterizes engineering is the scientific underpinnings of at least some of the available models.

Computer programs are mathematical objects. In particular, individual computer programs are specific values in a discretely parameterized model of the computer that executes them. ill The physical computers which execute computer programs have scientific meaning, but the programs themselves have no physical meaning apart from the meaning attributed to them by the computer. Consequently, computer programs are not subject to scientific laws.

As purely mathematical objects, with no underlying science, computer programs and computer software cannot be engineered. ...

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[ ] I am gay
[ ] I am a wigger
[ ] I have used SLASHDOT VIDEO to find a sex partner

After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership number. This ID proves your fully extended member status within the GayWAD organization.

Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way!

* GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE or DHI.

** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

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To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!

If you require a membership number for purposes such as framing, adorning your docking station, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:

GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)

[ ] I am gay
[ ] I am a wigger
[ ] I have used SLASHDOT VIDEO to find a sex partner

After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership number. This ID proves your fully extended member status within the GayWAD organization.

Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way!

* GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE or DHI.

** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

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constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~~)

Unlike other geek fraternities you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:

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To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!

If you require a membership number for purposes such as framing, adorning your docking station, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:

GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)

[ ] I am gay
[ ] I am a wigger
[ ] I have used SLASHDOT VIDEO to find a sex partner

After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership number. This ID proves your fully extended member status within the GayWAD organization.

Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way!

* GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE or DHI.

** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

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To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!

If you require a membership number for purposes such as framing, adorning your docking station, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:

GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)

[ ] I am gay
[ ] I am a wigger
[ ] I have used SLASHDOT VIDEO to find a sex partner

After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership number. This ID proves your fully extended member status within the GayWAD organization.

Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way!

* GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE or DHI.

** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

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To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!

If you require a membership number for purposes such as framing, adorning your docking station, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:

GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)

[ ] I am gay
[ ] I am a wigger
[ ] I have used SLASHDOT VIDEO to find a sex partner

After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership number. This ID proves your fully extended member status within the GayWAD organization.

Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way!

* GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE or DHI.

** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

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constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~~)

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To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!

If you require a membership number for purposes such as framing, adorning your docking station, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:

GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)

[ ] I am gay
[ ] I am a wigger
[ ] I have used SLASHDOT VIDEO to find a sex partner

After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership number. This ID proves your fully extended member status within the GayWAD organization.

Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way!

* GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE or DHI.

** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

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Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our

constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~~)

Unlike other geek fraternities you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:

1. 1. Ownership of a penis, an anus, and/or both

To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!

If you require a membership number for purposes such as framing, adorning your docking station, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:

GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)

[ ] I am gay
[ ] I am a wigger
[ ] I have used SLASHDOT VIDEO to find a sex partner

After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership number. This ID proves your fully extended member status within the GayWAD organization.

Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way!

* GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE or DHI.

** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

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constantly enlarging membership (come sail away 8======D~~)

Unlike other geek fraternities you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:

1. 1. Ownership of a penis, an anus, and/or both

To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!

If you require a membership number for purposes such as framing, adorning your docking station, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:

GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)

[ ] I am gay
[ ] I am a wigger
[ ] I have used SLASHDOT VIDEO to find a sex partner

After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership number. This ID proves your fully extended member status within the GayWAD organization.

Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way!

* GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE or DHI.

** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our

constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~~)

Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:

1. 1. Ownership of a penis, an anus, or both

To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!

If you require a membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, sounding, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69. Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:

GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)

[ ] I am gay
[ ] I am a wigger
[ ] I have used SLASHDOT VIDEO to find a sex partner

After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID. This unique number proves your fully extended member status in the GayWAD organization.

Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way!

* GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE or DHI.

** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

Draw the graph with pct as Y, years as X if you can't visualize it mentally.

Wow, I so never thought of that...

Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our

constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)

Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:

1. 1. Ownership of a penis, an anus, or both

To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!

If you require a membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, sounding, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.

Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:

GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)

[ ] I am gay
[ ] I am a wigger
[ ] I have used SLASHDOT VIDEO to find a sex partner

After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID. A unique membership ID proves your FULLY EXTENDED MEMBER status in the GayWAD organization.

Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.

* GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE or DHI.

** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our

constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)

Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:

1. 1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both

To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!

If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.

Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:

GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)

[ ] I am gay
[ ] I am a wigger
[ ] I have used SLASHDOT VIDEO to find a sex partner

After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.

Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.

* GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.

** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.