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Canadian World Domination has published a map or two of what things will look like after we take over...

Canadian World Domination has published a map or two of what things will look like after we take over...

...for world domination: http://cwd.ptbcanadian.com/

Guys, guys. Too much useful land there. We only need one more great lake. Observe:
Future Canadian Territory

I could telecommute from my country home to India every day, although those 3pm meetings would be early morning killers.

--
David Letterman's Top 10 List
hasn't always originated from
the home office in Sioux City

>> Do they export anything other than comedians and singers?

Yes, and soon my friend. Check out the plan

>> Canada would be one of the first countires to be umm annexed.

Parent has it all wrong.

Well, at least until they make the U.S. the 11th province.

Dude,

I'm Canadian. I live in Canada , which is a part of North America. Consequently, I know many Canadians. Every Canadian I know refers to people from the U.S.A. as "Americans", but never would refer to fellow Canadians as "American".

Please, buy a globe or atlas.

Correction:

ALL HAIL CANADA

The preceding was a joke, eh.

ALL HAIL CANADA!

Ah but does it say anywhere that Iowa won't be part of Canada around the time of Kirk's birth? :-P

If all goes to plan, it will.

Canadian World Domination

Wrong, Matt Groening is from Portland, Oregon. His father is from Canada

(But what do you mean by new Canadian Overlords?)

Canadian World Domination

Canadian's are traditionally viewed as non-threatening

Oh yeah!? Well then I think that you are a...no, I just can't do it.

But then, I'm a secret agent of Canadian World Domination. Oh crap, I spilled the beans!

No, but you were very clever to stop all beef imports from Alberta (that's a province). What you've overlooked will be your undoing however. You think that's ordinary beer we're exporting?! How about your comedians--how many of them are actually cleverly subversive Canucks? How about William Shatner? Peter Jennings? Perry f***ing Como? You think it's just coincidence that no one south of Minnesota actually knows anything about Canada?

Democracy is a pretty foreign concept to most parts of the world

Including Florida. Or haven't you noticed all those salty-haired "snow birds" we Canadians are sending down there? You think they're just retirees, right? Do you really think Jeb Bush could have pulled that caper off without the covert ops of the shuffleboard-and-horseshoes thugs? That's right, GW is a pawn of the Canadian Senate (ha! never heard of them, have you?). Our plan for world dominance proceeds apace.

Canadian World Domination

Beware...

I like the plan here better, myself.

J:)

• We invented the telephone (yes AGB did it here)
• We can bank at a branch of our own bank anywhere in the country
• We can walk at night through our urban centres without fear
• We have the fourth largest city in North America, and it hasn't gone to our heads
• We invented timezones and the International Date Line
• We invented the UN Peacekeeper force
• Most of all, we believe in "Peace, Order, and Good Government"

Anyway, we've already started our Canadian World Domination, so you might as well get to like us.