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Twofo Is Dying
It is official; Netcraft confirms: Twofo is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleagured University of Warwick filesharing community when ITS confirmed that Twofo total share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all file sharing. Coming hot on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Twofo has lost more share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Twofo is collapsing in complete disarry, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Student comprehensive leeching test.

You don't need to be one of the Hub Operators to predict Twofo's future. The hand writing is on the toilet wall: Twofo faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Twofo because Twofo is dying. Things are looking very bad for Twofo. As many of us are already aware, Twofo continues to lose users. Fines and disconnections flow like a river of feces.

N00b Campus users are the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of their total share. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Twofo sharers fool_on_the_hill and Twinklefeet only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Twofo is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

Sources indicate that there are at most 150 users in the hub. How many filelists have been downloaded? Let's see. 719. But 1621 IP addresses have been logged, and 1727 nicks have been sighted connecting to one user over the last term. How many searches are there? 600 searches in 3 hours. The highest sharer on campus, known as "firstchoice", or Andrew.Maddison@warwick.ac.uk in real life, was sharing over 1 TiB, despite working in ITS and not being on the resnet. He's only there so people off campus who think they're too good for bittorrent can continue to abuse the University's internet connection.

Due to troubles at the University of Warwick, lack of internet bandwidth, enforcements of Acceptable Usage Policies, abysmal sharing, retarded leechers, clueless n00bs, and ITS fining and disconnecting users, Twofo has no future. All major student surveys show that Twofo has steadily declined in file share. Twofo is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Twofo is to survive at all it will be among p2p hardcore fuckwits, desperate to grab stuff for free off the internet. Nothing short of a miracle could save Twofo from its fate at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Twofo is dead.

Fact: Twofo is dying

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com/
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

thanks to this new technology, we will find out that there are numbers hidden in Tubgirl image, they hold the key to the meaning of life!

As a Japanese woman having escaped the conservative, backwards culture of my homeland and now living in NYC, I have a strong urge—not to spew feces all over you—but rather to inform you that japanophile otaku like yourself make me sick. You and your kind are the last people on earth I'd consider dating. Please get a life.

OMG FIRST POST LOL

Anyone wanna crash Daisy's all girl pool party?

After some more research on Daisy's identity, I dediced I pass: http://www.tubgirl.com/

http://www.tubgirl.com/

yes! http://www.tubgirl.com/

Here you can get deals on Froogle

Anyone got a link to this woman's website?

She started this website when she saw some pollutants in her daughter's bathwater. Then she started a website to inform other mothers about the dangers polluted bathwater poses to their children, and it just took off from there (honest!). Here's the link:

Polluted bathtubs and more

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course we know the girl at http://www.tubgirl.com/ was one of the other one's too ;)

ehehehehe
muahahhahaha

hahaaheeheheheehe

Taco's Wife

My beauty..

ehehehee
mauhahaaaaa

Taco's Wife

My beauty..

..but please login to check your account eBay

Yeah, but hey, you can easily change the EXIF metadata to whatever you like. I actually use this to find out whether my local photo print service looks at the data. My EXIF information on everything I let them print says the images are copyrighted and the copyright holder is to be contacted at http://www.tubgirl.com/.

I'll know when they look for sure.

Women in high heels? Women in high heels smoking? Women in high heels crushing smally animals under their stilettos? People wrapped in latex? Instructional home vetrinary videos? Home healthcare? Political analysis? Political spin? Paranoid screeds? Medical oddities? The Victoria's Secret catalog? The Sears' catalog? The Farm & Tractor supply catalog? Legitimate Art? Art, that you don't consider legitamite? Men in demure lingere? Comic books? Prurient road atlases? Google sightseeing of the nude beaches of Caan? Women in boots? Women in macintoshes? Women with furry tails? Firefighter fundraising calendars? Cheesecake? Beefcake? Spongecake?

eeheehehe

muahahaa

Taco's Wife

My Beauty..

eheheh

muahaha ehehee

Taco's Wife

My beauty..

Oh dear, now look what you've gone and done!

I LOVE WALMART!

here

linux is for communists.

http://www.goatse.org/mirror

http://www.tubgirl.com

Still think you're happy with Firefox?

Ummm, those are what we call "pictures". If you can find a kindergarten teacher in your neighbourhood, they could (probably) explain the concept to you.

Goatse doesn't use any browser holes to perpetrate his particular brand of education as far as I'm aware. Although I'm sure he would be more than willing to use your hole if he came across you on one of your regular visits to the Blue Oyster Club.

And yet you're happy with IE despite the fact that you live in fear of clicking on certain URLs?

You must be using a definition of "happy" of which I was not previously aware.

http://www.goatse.org/mirror

http://www.tubgirl.com

Still think you're happy with Firefox?

Is Anonymous Coward really a "trusted Slashdot personality"? I've followed a few of your links and have arrived at unexpected places.

Microsoft tastes funny.
The entire fucking thing relies on one piss-ant log file. I had like 3 naughty transactions and THE WHOLE FUCKING THING IS GONE.

MICROSOFT IS A FUCKING CUNT LICKING TWAT SUCKING TRANSVESTITE PORN PHOTOGRAPHER.

please update your c:\winnt\ntfs\edb.log.FUCKINGPIECEOFSHITLOGFILE transactions

thanks

bye. i'm off to visit my gentoo box./

I am sorry friends - my daughter washes her privates here!

Here are the originals.
1 2 3 4

suck it
Tasty
Don't go there

Lemon Party Torrent Hoster

Tub Girl Online Tracker

The People's Primary BitTorrent Locator

Metawire just got totally owned by the GNAA.

Details here: http://pihost.us/~wolfse/optix/

Not just for old people! Here is my neighbor, doing the splash :) As you can see, she is definitely not ancient ;)

Apparently you haven't looked at goatse.cx recently, it's not offensive at all! If you want something that is still offensive, then check out tubgirl.

Man oh man. Just wait till you hit tubgirl

All you can see is butterscotch pudding. I doubt ANYONE could hit the back button after that.

*shudder*

And who was qualified to make that evaluation?

Oh I know a little lady http://www.tubgirl.com/ who might.

Jackass, use buttorrent!

"You posted uneducated non-sense from a blog. That's not intelligent thought. That's spewing shit."

Indeed!

So what say we spread a rumour about free pr0n at the litigious bastards? You know, something better than Darl McBride in a threesome with tubgirl and the goatsex man?

That's not puke yellow. It's called tubgirl yellow.

Truly sickening in all this, in every way, is the lawyer Parry Aftab. I think a campaign to Google-bomb her site would be in order. Either google-bomb her name so that it links to the goatse guy or something like that (another poster suggested tubgirl), or attach a term like schyster-slut to her website (http://www.aftab.com/). (Slashdot the site, too.)

(In order to Google bomb, links are spread all through-out the WWW that link a particualr term to a particular site, eg: "schyster-slut" links to http://www.aftab.com/, ie: schyster-slut; or "Parry Aftab" links to the tubgirl site, ie: Parry Aftab. The more links are spread, the more this combination rates higher in Google, till it reaches the top spot, and the top result from Google for the search "schyster-slut" is Parry Aftab's website.)

Evidence for the merit of this attack can be had, if you missed it the first time around, from these posts:

here

here

here

1. Register www.KatieTarboxIsAStupidBitch.com
2. Redirect the site to www.TubGirl.com
3. PROFIT!

It is official; Netcraft confirms: English is dying.

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered English speaking community when Slashdot confirmed that English use has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Orkut members. Coming on the heels of a recent Slashdot poll which plainly states that English has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. English is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Orkut census.

You don't need a foreskin to predict English's future. The hand writing is on the wall: English faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for English because English is dying. Things are looking very bad for America. As many of us are already aware, English continues to be lost in the Portuguese babble. Long vowels and hard consonants crumple like Volkswagens facing the SUV juggernaut which is Brazil.
American English is the most endangered of them all, having been overwhelmed by 93% of all Brazilians. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time American English scholars Daniel Webster and Noam Chomsky only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: American English is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.Theo, editor of the Oxford English Dictionary, states that there are 350,000 speakers of American English. How many speakers of Portuguese are there? Let's see. The number of English versus Portuguese posts on Orkut is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 350000/5 = 70000 Portuguese speakers. Japanese posts on Orkut are about half of the volume of Portuguese posts. Therefore there are about 35000 speakers of English. A recent article put
Portuguese at about 80 percent of the Orkut market. Therefore there are (70000+5000+700)*4 = 302800 Brazilians! This is consistent with the number of Orkut messages to English speaking groups.

Due to the troubles of Google, abysmal sales and so on, America went out of business and was taken over by Canada who speak two dying languages. Now Canada is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that English has steadily declined in users. English is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If English is to survive at all it will be among Minnesotans and survivalist groups hunkered down in Montana. English continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, English is dead.

Fact: English is dying

Good idea, sounds like fun. Thanks. Enjoy the link I added to your comment, and wash your hands before you get to the keyboard. We wouldn't want it to get all sticky, would we? Then go looking for news articles about kids being lured to their death by people in chat rooms, etc. You'll find plenty.

As you well know, this is so uncommon that when it happens, large numbers of news publications will hit on the same handful of cases. There is enough uninformed hysteria created by people who make their money off censorship without slashdotters adding to it.

Personally, I'd rather leave kids I'm responsible for on an unfiltered Net connection on a browser with a home page set to the site goatse.cx moved to than with you as a baby-sitter.

You appear to be a nut, and in-person exposure to nuts is far more dangerous than a statistical probability of running into a pedo in a chatroom who will actually manage to talk anybody into going anywhere with him.

Better to teach kids common sense, but that isn't a comment you're exactly familiar with, is it?

I'm posting AC because I actually used to work for a censorware company and I'm still embarrassed about it.

better version of the story here

It could be more than a little annoying, if you end up paying $0.005 to view Uber 133t Game Preview, and explaining why that's on your credit card statement!

They're pretty good at water cannons too.

Wow! man you are a l33t h4x0r

moron

Wow! man you are a l33t h4x0r

moron

Wow! man you are a l33t h4x0r

moron