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FCC's Powell vs. Howard Stern on KGO-AM

Lauren Weinstein writes "Greetings. Tuesday morning on KGO-AM radio in the San Francisco Bay area, host Ronn Owens was interviewing FCC Chairman Michael Powell when Howard Stern called in. The resulting exchange was certainly interesting. The audio clip is available via my blog.

602 comments

  1. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    that was fast.

    1. Re:well... by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 1

      Yup. The most foolish thing I've done today was click on that link actually thinking that it would still work. Oh, well, maybe tomorrow...

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  2. Howard Stern - King of Publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I told people 6 months before his sattelite deal that he was going to jump when his contract expired and all his complaining was just an excuse for it. Now he's just keeping his name out there and his value up.

    1. Re:Howard Stern - King of Publicity by ortcutt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yeah. I bet he paid Michael Powell and big fat kickback for keeping the pressure on. Do you wear your tinfoil hat at night too?

    2. Re:Howard Stern - King of Publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot should give me a medal. Stern can't "keep his name out there" without me.

    3. Re:Howard Stern - King of Publicity by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Informative

      Stern was gone when Karmizan was replaced as COO at Viacom, the two had been longtime friends and allies for years, it was just a matter of timing and the right offer.

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    4. Re:Howard Stern - King of Publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't think Stern knows how to press the right buttons, then you don't know Stern. Despite the content of his shows, he's incredibly smart.

    5. Re:Howard Stern - King of Publicity by dogmasponge · · Score: 1

      Howard was saying himself he was going to jump somewhere other than FCC controlled radio. He mentioned sats before he got the contract. You did not have a great insight. His complaints are all legitimate.

    6. Re:Howard Stern - King of Publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I predicted the exact way the deal would go down before he said anything similar on the air.

    7. Re:Howard Stern - King of Publicity by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      Wow, you must have a crystal ball! :|

      He has been talking about sattelite for years now and switching formats because of FCC censorship. It came to a head this year with the huge fines levied against clear channel and his subsequent removaL from their stations.

      He is still on the radio because he has 15 months left on his contract with Viacom.

  3. Mirror anyone? by funkdid · · Score: 1

    Anyone have this?

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    1. Re:Mirror anyone? by Staos · · Score: 0

      Workin' on it, trying to find a good tracker...

      Anyone know of one?

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    2. Re:Mirror anyone? by frankthechicken · · Score: 3, Informative

      Try here and click on a link, though it's not the direct link the the Howard Stern segment. I think he comes in around the half hour mark.

    3. Re:Mirror anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      suprnova.org

    4. Re:Mirror anyone? by jaredmauch · · Score: 4, Informative

      mirror here. The full file is 2,068,115 bytes. It's over half done, and should be finished fairly quickly. I've mirrored other content in the past, so if anyone wants me to host stuff, let me know.. i've been fairly reliable :)

  4. Not a word.... by pentalive · · Score: 1

    Anybody?

  5. Your server is soo fucked. by tacubo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who the hell would post and link to an audioclip on their server to slashdot.

    1. Re:Your server is soo fucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey man....free load testing. I can smell the burning wires over my morning coffee...

    2. Re:Your server is soo fucked. by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      A chick. "Lauren Weinstein writes..."

      [err.. please don't kill me, just a joke my lady friends]

    3. Re:Your server is soo fucked. by tedgyz · · Score: 1

      Like a deer in the headlights. What a n00b.

      Nevertheless, the story is worthy. The FCC should not have so much power over the media.

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    4. Re:Your server is soo fucked. by asjo · · Score: 1

      Lauren Weinstein is male: http://www.vortex.com/lauren

    5. Re:Your server is soo fucked. by GonerDoug · · Score: 1

      Nice! Just adding to the 'slashdotting' of that poor sap's server..

  6. Mirrors? by BenFranske · · Score: 1

    Are there any mirrors? The site is already dead...

    1. Re:Mirrors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many people still use USENET or even know what it is?
      alt.binaries.howardstern

    2. Re:Mirrors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks those were pretty good

    3. Re:Mirrors? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      /.ed

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    4. Re:Mirrors? by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 1

      More than Slashdotted....

      www.sftalk.com Temporarily Unavailable

      This account has surpassed its bandwidth allocation at the present time. You may reach the account administrator at www@www.sftalk.com

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  7. ugh by Quasar1999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about a transcript? I can't very well listen to audio, especially not howard stern at the office... ;)

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    1. Re:ugh by srain · · Score: 4, Funny

      Stop censoring him!@#!!!@

    2. Re:ugh by pavon · · Score: 4, Informative

      Same here. Can't find a transcript, but here is an article from the San Francisco Chronicle.

    3. Re:ugh by marshmeli · · Score: 0

      Well, it is not on his show on KROCK (or affiliate) so it can't be that bad... they are going to 100% censor it (if needed) because the Chariman is the guest...

      this is why headphones are key...

    4. Re:ugh by Rei · · Score: 5, Informative

      Fact Check Time:

      "2 of the 5 in the FCC board that rules for the fines are Democrats" and "in fact, I was nominated by Clinton"

      http://www.fcc.gov/commissioners/

      "The FCC is directed by five Commissioners appointed by the President and confirmed by the Senate for 5-year terms, except when filling an unexpired term. The President designates one of the Commissioners to serve as Chairperson. Only three Commissioners may be members of the same political party. None of them can have a financial interest in any Commission-related business."

      In short, Bush picked all of them (Powell was simply retained; the others were newly appointed - all but Adelstein in 2001, with Adelstein being in 2002), and he *had* to have at least 2 Democrats on there - so naturally, he picked Democrats with a strong interest in opposing regulation of media mergers and with strong opposition to "indecency". Clinton *had* to pick some Republicans, and hence, Powell.

      "and was more than qualified"

      Michael Powell has the least experience in telecommunications and media of all of the board members.

      "When the Senate approved a bill allowing for increased fines to be levied it was voted for 99-1."

      The bill was riding on a defense spending bill - voting against that would have been politically suicidal. So, it came down to what the Democrats could pull off in committee. They got the fines lowered from 500,000$ to 275,000$,
      The amount fines were raised to (275,000$), and included a rider that rolled back a recent FCC media ruling (something Sununu fought tooth and nail to keep out).

      "Stern - I'm an ATTN whore"

      Ok, this one is true. :)

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    5. Re:ugh by Rei · · Score: 1

      Ack, that's what I get for not porffraednig.

      The line "The amount fines were raised to (275,000$)" was retained from when I had phrased the line differently; the FCC fines were raised to 275k$ instead of 500k$ after committee.

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    6. Re:ugh by anagama · · Score: 1

      FYI - no dirty words in the clips although HS does make reference to the "S-word" and "F-word" - he makes the references just as quoted here without actually saying them.

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    7. Re:ugh by AvantLegion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      >> In short, Bush picked all of them (Powell was simply retained; the others were newly appointed - all but Adelstein in 2001, with Adelstein being in 2002), and he *had* to have at least 2 Democrats on there - so naturally, he picked Democrats with a strong interest in opposing regulation of media mergers and with strong opposition to "indecency". Clinton *had* to pick some Republicans, and hence, Powell.

      So why does the equal-but-opposite situation count against the Republicans both times?

    8. Re:ugh by killjoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The bill was riding on a defense spending bill - voting against that would have been politically suicidal."

      This is something the "kerry is a flip flopper" crowd just does not seem to understand. SOmetimes you have to vote for something horrible in order to get something you need or want.

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    9. Re:ugh by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
      "and was more than qualified"

      Michael Powell has the least experience in telecommunications and media of all of the board members.

      But earlier you had just said:

      In short, Bush picked all of them (Powell was simply retained; the others were newly appointed - all but Adelstein in 2001, with Adelstein being in 2002), and he *had* to have at least 2 Democrats on there - so naturally, he picked Democrats with a strong interest in opposing regulation of media mergers and with strong opposition to "indecency". Clinton *had* to pick some Republicans, and hence, Powell.

      and you point out that Powell was in fact appointed by Clinton. Combine these facts and you get that Powell was the commision member with the most job experience (on the commission)... why wouldn't he be the chairman... do you suggest it should have gone to the someone else who has never been on the commission?

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    10. Re:ugh by Rei · · Score: 1

      Most experience on the commission. However, if you'll check his bio, you'll note that he briefly served as an antitrust advisor to the DOJ, and before that was a lawyer. That's the least telecommunications experience out of all of the commissioners.

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    11. Re:ugh by mi · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      This is something the "kerry is a flip flopper" crowd just does not seem to understand. Sometimes you have to vote for something horrible in order to get something you need or want.

      Sorry, I don't buy this. We have representative (rather than direct) democracy exactly for this reason, so that generally unpopular decisions can be taken by the representatives convinced of the decisions' wisdom.

      Either Kerry is, indeed, a flip-flopper changing his opinions honestly but too frequently for a grown up man, or he is a whore caring more about his electability than integrity.

      The former of these two charges is, actually, quite charitable...

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    12. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it counts agains the GOP any more than it counts against the Dems...it's basically just an acknowledgement that the issues addressed (censorship, indecency) do not have strict party positions and, as such, you can find people from both parties that support one side or the other.

    13. Re:ugh by ghost_world · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you talking about?

      The entire nature of our governmental system revolves around bills that are a combination of things that both groups want. So the question of whether to vote for one is usually not whether you like some of it, but how much you dislike parts of it.

      So ANY statement of the form "Well, candidate X voted for a bill that did Y" is total bullsh*t. As is anything about flip-flopping. Might as well accuse a politician of Partisanism: every single one of them does it (because the system in place requires it).

    14. Re:ugh by killjoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Sorry, I don't buy this. We have representative (rather than direct) democracy exactly for this reason, so that generally unpopular decisions can be taken by the representatives convinced of the decisions' wisdom."

      You don't have to buy it, that's the way things are done in washington. You really think republicans don't vote for bills they agree with it if the bill has an onorous rider? You think republicans don't compromise?

      If so you are truly delusional.

      "Either Kerry is, indeed, a flip-flopper changing his opinions honestly but too frequently for a grown up man, or he is a whore caring more about his electability than integrity."

      False dichotomy. Look it up. It's a common logical fallacy.

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    15. Re:ugh by mi · · Score: 0

      Gee, I'm a "Flamebait", but you are "Insightful" already :-) Guess, how the Slashdot crowd is voting...

      You really think republicans don't vote for bills they agree with it if the bill has an onorous rider?

      "Onerous" is not "horrible" -- may be they do. And this would've been an acceptable defense of Kerry from you. But by allowing, that he "sometimes votes for something [he perceives as -mi] horrible in order to get something he needs or wants", you made my dichotomy perfectly proper -- a whore or a flip-flopper.

      Indeed, I don't have to "buy it". I'll just vote to retire the guy.

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    16. Re:ugh by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Apparently you are delusional. Or maybe just ignorant. All politicians do that. Every bill has riders. That's the way washington works.

      You are under some sort of a delusion that republicans don't vote for bills that have riders they disagree with. It's only right that you should be moderated flamebait and I insightful.

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    17. Re:ugh by mi · · Score: 0
      All politicians do that.

      A politician voting for something, he does not like, because it is part of bigger proposal is fine by me, unless he/she considers that part horrible. And that is the term you used defending Kerry, thus making him look worse than a flip-flopper -- like a whore (in the bad sense of the word). Oops.

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    18. Re:ugh by killjoe · · Score: 1

      You keep getting stuck on that. I will say it once more. ALL POLITICIANS DO THAT, EVERY SINGLE ONE.

      If kerry is a flip flopper and a whore then so is every republican who has every been in congress or in the presidency.

      Your problem is not with kerry, it's with the process itself.

      I am beginning to think you are one of those republitards.

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    19. Re:ugh by mi · · Score: 1
      ALL POLITICIANS DO THAT, EVERY SINGLE ONE.

      Name another five. Just five, who voted for something, they considered not merely wrong, but horrible at the time of the voting. Oops.

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    20. Re:ugh by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Every single one.

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    21. Re:ugh by mi · · Score: 1

      Now, that you totally painted yourself into a corner, let me help you, by providing an "easy" target :-)

      Every single one.

      Bush does not :-) Millions dislike him strongly, but no one accuses him of voting for something, he considers "horrible".

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    22. Re:ugh by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Bush does not :-) Millions dislike him strongly, but no one accuses him of voting for something, he considers "horrible"."

      He has signed humdreds of bills into law and I bet every single bill he signed had some rider that he disagrees with vehemently. Of course he didn't read them and doesn't even know whats in them (nobody does). The president does not have a line Item veto so he has to take the whole bill or leave it.

      Bush is a jihadist zealot I'll give you that. He only listens to God. Him and Osama Bin Laden have a lot in common.

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    23. Re:ugh by mi · · Score: 1
      He has signed hundreds of bills into law and I bet every single bill he signed had some rider that he disagrees with vehemently.

      I am not sure -- Republicans control both chambers, and what president considers "horrible" (rather then simply disagreeable), would not have passed.

      Bush is a jihadist zealot I'll give you that.

      You are trying to change the subject -- again...

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    24. Re:ugh by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "I am not sure -- Republicans control both chambers, and what president considers "horrible" (rather then simply disagreeable), would not have passed."

      You keep believing that if it makes you fell better.

      " Bush is a jihadist zealot I'll give you that.

      You are trying to change the subject -- again..."

      Bush is the subject and he is a jihadist zealot. How is that changing the subject. You yourself seem to agree with that.

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    25. Re:ugh by mi · · Score: 1
      This is getting nowhere, but I'm glad we established, that Kerry is an insincere whore, rather than merely a flip-flopper, who sincerely (if too frequently) changes his opinion, and moved on to debating whether all politicians are like that.

      I don't think, they all are (Bush and Dean both seem respectable to me, for example), but if you are right, then limiting terms in office would be a very good thing. After, what, 13 years as a Senator Mr. Kerry should be retired...

      I'm willing to leave it at that. See you at the polls.

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    26. Re:ugh by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Apparently you are one of those republitards. Facts don't enter your brain unless they re-inforce whatever shit your head is filled with.

      Yes I will see you at the polls.

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    27. Re:ugh by mi · · Score: 1
      you are one of those republitards

      So now you resort to name-calling... Excellent... And this is after I charitably skipped your first slip into this stupid practice.

      How pathetic, that a person, who is able to semi-sensibly put together words like "false dichotomy" and "logical fallacy" snaps into this kind of feces-throwing, when his impressive sounding words end up underimpressing in substance...

      You began with disservice to your champion and ended discrediting yourself. Have a nice day.

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    28. Re:ugh by killjoe · · Score: 1

      There is no sense in trying to talk sense and facts with people like you. You are a republitard. A person whose allegience to one party is so strong facts don't enter their brain unless it re-inforces their pre-conceived ideology.

      I don't use the term lightly. You are a republitard.

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  8. Transcript? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone have the transcript? I can't listen to the audio file right now.

  9. Mirror by detritus` · · Score: 1, Informative

    For a mirror of the mp3, sans all the anti-bush garbage, go http://www.blurr.net/mirror/powell-stern-2004-10-2 6.mp3Here.

    1. Re:Mirror by OverlordQ · · Score: 4, Informative

      And why not throw up the Coral as well.

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    2. Re:Mirror by hype7 · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      For a mirror of the mp3, sans all the anti-bush garbage


      You call it "anti-bush garbage", but where do you think all the infringement of the US's free speech (wrapped under the guise of "decency") is stemming from in your country?

      Hint: Howard Stern has a fair idea.

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    3. Re:Mirror by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      but where do you think all the infringement of the US's free speech (wrapped under the guise of "decency") is stemming from in your country?

      The far-too-easily-offended soccer moms, I'd say.

    4. Re:Mirror by detritus` · · Score: 1

      Hey, i prefer to read things that might be interesting to me, sans all the typical he did this, he did that political garbage. I'd have said the same thing if it was Anti-Kerry garbage... And just for interests sake i'm Canadian and i'd prefer Bush in office over Kerry, even though neither REALLY appeals to me...

    5. Re:Mirror by MustardMan · · Score: 1, Insightful

      i'm Canadian and i'd prefer Bush in office over Kerry

      I wouldn't be so quick... aslaska is really close to Canada, and there's oil in alaska... let Dubya get the idea in his brain that Canada holds vast oil reserves and before you know it, you're harboring terrorists and on the wrong end of a Tomahawk cruise missle.

    6. Re:Mirror by otisaardvark · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here's a tip but it's not well publicized (esp useful to people on dialup)

      STEP 1: Open your favourite text editor (or operating system, as the case may be ;-)

      STEP 2: Type in "http://brokenwindow.ca.nyud.net:8090/images/Stern _Call.mp3" without the spaces put in by /. and without the doublequotes.

      STEP 3: Save it as "whatever.m3u". Open it in the media player of your choice, and it will be streamed instead of downloaded. Hurrah!

    7. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Or just paste that into the Open Link/URL dialog in your favourite media player instead.

    8. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You call it "anti-bush garbage", but where do you think all the infringement of the US's free speech (wrapped under the guise of "decency") is stemming from in your country?
      I have news for you, since the US started regulating the public airwaves many many many decades ago the things Stern wants to say have never been allowed. Ever. It's not like a new vendetta against him. This is old hat.

      The airwaves are public property. Their use is not a right of companies. The use of the public airwaves must be, by its very nature, of benefit or substantial value to the public.

      Potty humor, vulgarity, and crudeness is of now public value. Likewise, about 75% of the other garbage on the airwaves is not of value.

      Regardless of how popular Stern is, the public is not well-served by his language or on-air antics. His proper place is on a non-broadcast medium, where I will happily laugh at his fart jokes.

      Everyone needs to remember that the purpose of the airwaves is to serve society and the public at large. Broadcasting something that 70-80% of the public at large finds patently offensive does not serve the public interest.

    9. Re:Mirror by johnlcallaway · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Clinton put Powell on the commision, Bush just made him the head. The commision is made up of 5 Democrats and 5 Republicans. So it's a bi-partisan attempt to shut a talentless bag-o-sh*t named Stern up.

      All I can say is I'm glad I have XM radio instead of Sirius, I won't accidently stumble on his worthless show like I would from time to time when it was on TV. But I guess morons need other morons to entertain them, so he has to have some home.

      This will probably kill all my kharma points, but I fail to see any entertainment value in Mr. Stern other than pure shock value.

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    10. Re:Mirror by OzzyRulez · · Score: 1

      Mirror /.ed - "Downloading 1kb of 2.0mb at 1kb per second."

    11. Re:Mirror by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      Alright .. I screwed up and tried to quote from my memory of the article I read early this morning. Clinton nominated him, 2 of the 5 boards are democrats.

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    12. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      it's really shitty to censor what you call a mirror

    13. Re:Mirror by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      40% of the commitee that rules on these fines are DEMS...

    14. Re:Mirror by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      about 75% of the other garbage on the airwaves is not of value. & Broadcasting something that 70-80% of the public at large finds patently offensive does not serve the public interest.

      I don't suppose you would mind giving a reference to a reputable source to your numbers would you?

      As for me, It serves my interest, being stuck in DC rush hours traffic in the morning would be exacerbated if Howard Stern wasn't on the air.

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    15. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The airwaves are public property. Their use is not a right of companies. The use of the public airwaves must be, by its very nature, of benefit or substantial value to the public.

      So is the air, in though vibrations we speak, public property. I have to disagree with your assessment free speech in itself is of paramount public value and in regard to airwaves is probably the only thing that really matters.


      Regardless of how popular Stern is, the public is not well-served by his language or on-air antics. His proper place is on a non-broadcast medium, where I will happily laugh at his fart jokes.


      Apparently that is value to it's listenership and those who it has no value are unlikely to listen. That is no different then, Fox news, CNN, Operah, or Clear channel. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's of no value to others. Like you said the airwaves are public. Censorship only hinders freedom of speech and in turn hinders all freedom. The airwaves MUST be free of censorship in order to remain a free society. No matter how many statistics you pull out of your ass that serves society and the public at large. I think it's time to grow up and realize that with your freedom of speech comes the freedom to ignore. Use it and all your problems go away.

    16. Re:Mirror by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      the restriction of airwave wavelengths is a fallacy

      you should remember that the airwaves serve *no* purpose

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    17. Re:Mirror by pqdave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Selective enforcement of vague rules gives regulators too much power. The rules need to be clear enough that professionals in the field know where the limit is, and the limit should be the same for everyone. If the defacto rules change (as they did post-JanetBreast) there needs to be clear notification, and the new standards should not be enforced retroactively.

      If it's true that Stern is suddenly being fined for 3 year old bits, that's wrong. If they were indecent 3 years ago, he should have been fined then, otherwise the FCC should concentrate on his current actions. On the other hand, if they wait before complaining, they've got 3 years worth of material to levy fines on before Stern can adapt.

      And I don't see how most current music is of any more public value than Stern or Janet's breast

    18. Re:Mirror by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      Mplayer(win32/*nix/mac/anything else you can find): "mplayer http://asdf.com/asdfg.mp3"

      Winamp/xmms(win32/*nix): Ctrl+L, then enter the url in the dialog that pops up.

      mpg123(Live cds that dont have mplayer?) lynx -dump http://asdf.com/asdf.mp3 |mpg123 -

      WiMP(windows media player..you figure it out): File-> Open URL. Helps if you launch mplayer2.exe to use the oldish gui.

      Quicktime/itunes: Don't know. If someone mails me an os x box(or laptop), I'll figure it out for you.

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    19. Re:Mirror by marsu_k · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Regardless of how popular Stern is, the public is not well-served by his language or on-air antics.
      This has always been very amusing for me about the US: you can't swear on broadcast media, nor can you show any nudity (a nipple, god forbid!). But it's totally fine to show violence as much as you like. Personally I'd find a nipple (or the occasional "fuck/shit/etc") to be much less harmful to children than showing people get shot/stabbed/axed/etc in most graphical ways. But then again, I'm not from the US.
    20. Re:Mirror by saider · · Score: 1


      This will probably kill all my kharma points, but I fail to see any entertainment value in Mr. Stern other than pure shock value.


      Don't forget retards singing Beatles' songs and getting into arguments with themselves.

      That's why I listen.

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    21. Re:Mirror by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      I think whatever it is will be far less flamboyant and far more sneaky- like staging a fake terrorist attack in January to prevent the transfer of power.

      The tar sands of Northern Alberta have about 1,000,000,000,000- one trillion- barrels of oil. For comparison, I think ANWR has maybe 10 billion. It's expensive to extract (they actually *mine* the oil) but I imagine they are making out pretty well at 50$ per barrel.

      Take heed Canada: your days of harboring weapons of mass destruction are over, eh?

    22. Re:Mirror by kcornia · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but if 70-80% of the public at large finds it patently offensive, why is he #1 in most or all of the markets he's broadcast in?

      And since when did you become the final arbiter of what has public value, "regardless of how popular Stern is"?

      YOUR ARGUMENT FAILS!

    23. Re:Mirror by agbinfo · · Score: 1
      let Dubya get the idea in his brain that Canada holds vast oil reserves and before you know it, you're harboring terrorists and on the wrong end of a Tomahawk cruise missle.
      Actually, Canada does hold vast oil reserves.

      Save Canada... vote Kerry

    24. Re:Mirror by DjReagan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Broadcasting something that 70-80% of the public at large finds patently offensive does not serve the public interest

      And banning something that 20-30% of the public doesn't have a problem with does?

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    25. Re:Mirror by sangreal66 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know how most foreigners ended up with this misconception, but highly graphic violence is censored on broadcast TV too.

    26. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dick Cavett once said, "I hear more comedy on television than I see violence, and nobody is complaining about too much comedy in the streets."

    27. Re:Mirror by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      The airwaves are public property. Says you. Just because we were unlucky enough to have radio hit its stride when FDR was in office doesn't mean his socialist policies are right. The airwaves may be *legislated* to be public property, but that doesn't make it so. They should be sold off *permanently* to the highest bidder and the FCC dissolved.

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    28. Re:Mirror by underCat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've always loved this quote.

      If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. ~Jack Nicholson

      Sig? No, thanks. I don't smoke.

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    29. Re:Mirror by meggito · · Score: 1

      5 democrats and 5 republicans is bi-partisan but not un-biased. Why should a panel be run by politicians at all? Let's put the same dualist oligarchy in and it is biased and it is unfair.

    30. Re:Mirror by marsu_k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps by looking at American television? We get our fair share of imported series. For example, CSI will start in an hour. Now granted, it's no "Battle Royale", but it still can be quite violent. I'm not saying most grotesk scenes wouldn't be edited, just saying that compared to the level of violence displayed, some partial nudity or swearing wouldn't be any worse. IMHO.

    31. Re:Mirror by asrb · · Score: 1
      The airwaves are public property. Their use is not a right of companies. The use of the public airwaves must be, by its very nature, of benefit or substantial value to the public.

      Although the airwaves are considered 'public property', the whole notion is unbelievably stupid. The vast majority of the public couldn't describe in the simplest terms the physics behind how radio works if their lives depended on it, much less construct a transmitter or receiver themselves. It is ridiculous that they should have any right of ownership & control over the airwaves.

      There is nothing in the nature of the airwaves that demands they be 'public property' or 'serve the public'. Every natural resource existed long before humans did, and was either unknown or utterly useless for the vast bulk of human history. It is only the ingenuity & effort of individuals that turns unused resources into something of value to mankind.

      The radio spectrum is no different from land, trees, ore, oil, or any other natural resource. It should belong to the people who discoved & exploited its value. The government should be relegated to its proper role of enforcing rights of property & contract in this domain, just as they do with land, mineral rights, air rights, etc.

    32. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shock value? I watch the show occassionally and I have yet to see or hear something that's truly shocking. Sure, some of the content is crude, but it's humorous. Frankly, I just don't understand what the big deal is with Stern's show. If you don't like it, then don't watch. Children are exposed to much worse things than on the school playground or even at home.

    33. Re:Mirror by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      The airwaves are public property. Their use is not a right of companies.

      It is interesting that, in a supposedly 'democratic' and 'captialistic' country that the airwaves are considered 'public property' and managed under socialistic systems. How convenient for the government; to be able to regulate modes of speech through socialism and invoking 'the public good' (think of the children!).

      I suppose the airwaves were labeled 'public property' under the guise of the reality that they are limited. Only one entity can use a given frequency, and the number of usable frequencies are limited.

      But the same argument could be used for land. Land is limited. Only one entity can use a certain parcel of land at a time. But do we use socialist systems to manage land? No, we use the legal system. People can 'own' land, and use the courts to protect their land rights. If someone wants some land, he goes to the free market and buys it from someone else. He does not have to petition the government.

      The same principle of private ownership should be used with the airwaves. People should be able to 'own' frequencies, and be able to use the courts to protect their rights. In this way, if someone wants a frequency, let him purchase it on the open market, like he would with land, instead of having to petition the government for the ability to address the public over the air.

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    34. Re:Mirror by waynelorentz · · Score: 1

      Howard hasn't been #1 in most markets in years and years -- it's just something he likes to tell his followers on his show so they feel good about themselves ("We're #1! Woooooo!")

      For example -- WGN(AM) is the #1 station in Chicago, even when Howard is on.
      And Howard wasn't even on the air on any station in Houston for the five years I lived there (1999-2004). I've heard that since I left he's been added to the lineup on a 250-watt daytimer AM rimshot that can't even be heard in most of the city.

      Chicago is the #3 market. Houston is #10. Certainly doesn't back up your/Howard's assertion that he's " #1 in most or all of the markets he's broadcast in".

    35. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, even the mirrors are censoring howard????

      "Anti Bush Garbage" = his opinion... which is what we're looking to hear.

    36. Re:Mirror by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Potty humor, vulgarity, and crudeness is of now public value. Likewise, about 75% of the other garbage on the airwaves is not of value.

      And you consider yourself qualified to state what is and is not of value to 300 million individuals?

      Everyone needs to remember that the purpose of the airwaves is to serve society and the public at large.

      Gee, I wonder if anyone has bothered to tell the electromagnetic spectrum about its lofty social purpose?

      Broadcasting something that 70-80% of the public at large finds patently offensive

      Utter nonsense. I'll bet that not even 70% of the public has ever even heard Stern's show, and therefore have no basis whatsoever to hold an opinion.

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    37. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 1

      about 75% of the other garbage on the airwaves is not of value. & Broadcasting something that 70-80% of the public at large finds patently offensive does not serve the public interest.

      75% number is my opinion, most of what is broadcast over the airwaves is either purely commerical, or propaganda, (or both). The public airwaves belong to everyone, yet the networks advertise mostly to 18-35 year olds, therefore, they get the content directed towards them. This is okay for cable, but for broadcast, it is wrong.

      As far as the other number goes, it's not a big leap. Look at this article on CNN about his ratings.

      Link

      In Chicago, for example, he went from 15th to 9th place. 9th place is like essentially 10% of people listening to the radio listened to him. I've tried before to find what percentage of people tune into Howard Stern, and then tune out because he's offensive (and not just because they disagree with what he says), and I can't find it.

      I am not saying you shouldn't be able to listen to Howard Stern. Him being on sat. radio is perfect. Him being on the public airwaves in his current format, well, that's not serving the public interest. That's not yours, or mines, or anyone in specifics.

      Ask yourself. What purpose does National Public Radio serve? Despite their somewhat obvious leanings, they are fact based programming. They interview real people, do real in-depth new stories, and provide a lot of cultural programming. They are a public resource. That belongs on the public airwaves. Ask yourself: what does Limbaugh, Stern, Imus, etc bring to the table? Anything? Are they serving the public interest? Are they serving society at large? Making you laugh - a comedy show - is a noble goal. But there are comedians out there that can make the larger number of people laugh without being patently offensive to others.

      This is a sticky problem, because community guidelines on what is offenseive changes so drastically. I would never dream of referring to women the way Stern does. Ever. Yet, in some parts of the country this is normal. Is this serving the public interest, society at large? Hard to say.

      The easiest solution is to get this stuff off the public airwaves completely, and instead reserve this national natural resouce for public affairs progamming, emergency communications, and not-for-profit programming. Everyone else can get out to the internet, sat radio, or other medium.

    38. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh really?

      I can't watch a football game on cbs with my kids in the room (5 & 3) because of the COMMERCIALS for CSI. Rotting corpses and the like. This will give them nightmares.

      Boobies will give them happy dreams.

    39. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 1

      Selective enforcement of vague rules gives regulators too much power.
      I agree completely. This is a good reason to revamp the system. However, it never excuses a specific instance of rule-breaking.

      And I don't see how most current music is of any more public value than Stern or Janet's breast
      It's not. I believe the public airwaves should be used from 100% non-commerical broadcasts. Comedy, cultural events, local news reporting, emergency broadcats, theater, dramatic presentations, national public radio, political events, governmetn functions, and the like. The airwaves ought to server everyone. The commerical stuff can be done over satelitte or on other mediums.

    40. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 1

      But it's totally fine to show violence as much as you like.
      That's not true. It's a fallacy. You can show whatever you want on non-broadcast outlets. Swear, full-frontal nudity, whatever.

      On broadcast mediums you cannot depict endless violence, just as you cannot do other indecent things.

      Also, this isn't about the childen. This about the public interest. There was a time in this country where the airwaves were devoted to serving the public interest. Exposing people to things they'd never see elsewise. Things along that line. Thats the intent of the public airwaves. The airwaves a natural national resource, one that, like other national resources, should be used to serve all and benefit the public interest.

    41. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's what I need you to do:

      1) Go to the supermarket
      2) Head toward the produce section. (Ask someone in a green vest if you don't know what "produce" is)
      3) Look at the apples
      4) Look at the oranges

      Notice any difference?

      I didn't think so!

    42. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Take heed Canada: your days of harboring weapons of mass destruction are over, eh?

      fuckin hilarious

    43. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 1

      And since when did you become the final arbiter of what has public value, "regardless of how popular Stern is"?
      I am not. The FCC is. And then Congress.

      Excuse me, but if 70-80% of the public at large finds it patently offensive, why is he #1 in most or all of the markets he's broadcast in?
      That means nothing. 100% of people is everyone who listens to a radio. Howard often picks up a between a 4% and 20% share. That is not a majority. In markets where there is a lot of competition, that means he may in fact be number 1, with a 10% share.

      My argument does not fail. Most of what is one the radio is not in the public interest. There are few communities in the country that would find by majority howard stern to be in the public interest. A "#1" rating usually does not amount to more than low double digits in the ratings - maybe in one or two markets 30%.

    44. Re:Mirror by bloo9298 · · Score: 1

      It's not a misconception. If you move between Europe and the US, it becomes very apparent that the US is more concerned about swearing and sex and Europe is more concerned about violence.

    45. Re:Mirror by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      While that's very true (though I don't know about the 50s-60s part,) nowadays, Democrats are more into promoting social services then Repulbicans are. These social services benefit many minorities. You don't vote on what the parties plattform was 100-150 years ago. You vote on the current platform.

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    46. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I am nto suggesting he be banned. I am suggesting that his show being broadcast on the public airwaves doesnt serve the public interest.

      The airwaves used to be considered a public resource that ought to serve everyone. Right now, if you are uninterested in potty jokes, sex, vulgarity, or the like you are not served by radio. The radio stations compete very heavily for the 18 to 35 year old white male audience. If you are not in that market segment , you are very likely not being served by the public airwaves.

      Howard Stern, and most of all commerical radio, does not belong on the public airwaves.

      Would you approve of him doing a show in the middle of Yellowstone National Park, or on the grounds of the US Capitol building? Of course not. Those are national treasures. Likewise for the airwaves.

      On private channel communications, whatever sells rules. On the public airwaves, society must benefit.

    47. Re:Mirror by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of the public couldn't describe in the simplest terms the physics behind how radio works if their lives depended on it, much less construct a transmitter or receiver themselves. It is ridiculous that they should have any right of ownership & control over the airwaves.

      lol. So only engineers should be able to own frequencies?

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    48. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am registered Libertarian, and as such, I am tempted to agree with you.

      However, you are wrong. The airwaves are in the trustest sense of the word a public resource. We have regulation for many reasons, one of them being, frequency pollution. If not for ownership and stewardship of the airwaves, you would immediately have one, maybe two radio stations nationwide. Someone with tons of money would errect two or three massive 2-3 billion watt stations that would simply drown out every other form communication.

      Government exisits in the truest libertarian tradition, I believe, to apply a modicum of regulation to those things ripe for abuse. Some things are made worthless by unfettered access, but are made vastly valuable by some restriction. The airwaves is one of those things.

    49. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but if 70-80% of the public at large finds it patently offensive, why is he #1 in most or all of the markets he's broadcast in?
      The problem is that one or two people could easily monopolize the entire spectrum without fail.

      I have a large power source. I have some physics knowledge. I could take just about any local radio station off line by broadcasting endless noise on the same frequency. All of the sudden something that had value has been removed.

      The airwaves are public because without government intervention there would be no value to them whatsoever. In a few months or years communications would be totally fractured without regulation. There would be absolutely no end-to-end communications that could work. Any time any company established a product, a competitor or just plain asshole could disrupt it by broadcasting his/her own signal right on top of it. Bamo. Out of business.

      I am a libertarian in the truest sense of the word. But fundamental regulation of the airwaves is probably one of the only legitimate powers government has grabbed up in the last two centuries.

    50. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 1

      How convenient for the government; to be able to regulate modes of speech through socialism and invoking 'the public good' (think of the children!).
      This isn't a "mode of speech", it's a medium.

      I suppose the airwaves were labeled 'public property' under the guise of the reality that they are limited. Only one entity can use a given frequency, and the number of usable frequencies are limited.
      This is right. Without this protection, everyone would try to use the same, easiest to work with frequencies for their product/project/fun/mischief.

      I suppose the airwaves were labeled 'public property' under the guise of the reality that they are limited. Only one entity can use a given frequency, and the number of usable frequencies are limited.
      Close! But not quite. If you use a piece of land it does not inhibit me from using a piece of land off here, to the side. See how that works? If two people try to use the same band, that band is destroyed for either of them. If you have 10 people trying to use the same band, all of the sudden, well, no one gets anywhere.

      People should be able to 'own' frequencies, and be able to use the courts to protect their rights.
      That is applying a phycial model to non-tangible product. How could someone stake a claim to a frequency? There has to be someone who decides who owns what. Otherwise no one has any value whatsoever. Choas on the airwaves destroys it's value for everyone and anyone at the same time.

    51. Re:Mirror by narrowhouse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I couldn't disagree more about selling the airwaves off permanently, the "owner" of the airwaves would automatically be a de facto monopoly in the US. No TV or radio broadcasts without the owners permission, including military and law enforcement communications, 100's if not 1000's of industries would close over night.

      I think public ownership of radio frequencies is the only stance that comes close to being reasonable, with the possible exception of treating them the same way we treat visible light (and really what is the reason we treat light differenty?)

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    52. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 1

      People should be able to 'own' frequencies, and be able to use the courts to protect their rights.
      No, I don't . I would presume. But my position is supported by the fact that Stern does not have 300 million listeners, or anything near it.

      Gee, I wonder if anyone has bothered to tell the electromagnetic spectrum about its lofty social purpose?
      Why bother, it's not alive, it has no feelings.

      Utter nonsense. I'll bet that not even 70% of the public has ever even heard Stern's show, and therefore have no basis whatsoever to hold an opinion.
      You are probably correct. However, try this experiment. Stop ten people on the street, and read them a ripe howard stern quote (regarding Columbine):

      "There were some really good-looking girls running out with their hands over their heads. Did those kids try to have sex with any of the good-looking girls? They didn't even do that? At least if you're going to kill yourself and kill all the kids, why wouldn't you have some sex? If I was going to kill some people, I'd take them out with sex."

      Ask them afterwards: do you find that patently offensive?

      Then, read them a quote from NPR:

      "The 2000 presidential election prompted a reexamination of the Electoral College's role in American democracy. As the nation braces for what could be another disputed election, experts disagree on the merits of the current voting process. Today on Talk of the Nation we examine voting technology and methods."

      Ask them if they are offended.

      Do that, and report your results to me. Seriously.

    53. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Give us an example of someone you do find funny so we can sterotype you. As a professional with a college degree making a lot of money, I dont consider myself a "moron".

      "wah I'm offended by Howard and his dirty ideas"

    54. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fake looking cold bodies on CSI are nothing. You haven't seen grusome. I'm talking about things like blown up body parts and shit. Not covered bodies with a little splatter of blood on the sidewalk. You're just so use to the media censoring war images that you only think you are seeing the real picture. You aren't. The real thing is much, much worse. And believe me, there are countries where the media show the real thing.. sometimes with blurred out censor boxes, but none of the strategic camera angle censorship of American media.

    55. Re:Mirror by pqdave · · Score: 1

      However, it never excuses a specific instance of rule-breaking.

      The problem with selective enforcement is that there is no pressure to legally overturn a bad regulation unless it is generally enforced. There are also cases of mutually-exclusive regulations from different agencies that businesses are expected to follow.

      The airwaves ought to server everyone. The commerical stuff can be done over satelitte or on other mediums.

      Commercial stuff does serve the needs and wants of some, but that's a whole different issue.

    56. Re:Mirror by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Regardless of how popular Stern is, the public is not well-served by his language or on-air antics.

      In one sentence, you managed to be undemocratic, anti-capitalistic, and plain-old self-contradictory.

      If a show is popular, then the public enjoys it, and supplying it serves them (well).

    57. Re:Mirror by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      My gas is $2.25 a gallon, screw Canada.

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    58. Re:Mirror by F34nor · · Score: 1

      "The job of the newspaper is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable."

      -Finley Peter Dunne

    59. Re:Mirror by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1
      I don't like the type of radio Stern does, however, he should be allowed on the air. If you don't like him (like me), then CHANGE THE STATION (like me). I don't see what is hard about it.
      I fail to see any entertainment value in Mr. Stern other than pure shock value.
      Notice the bolded I. That is YOUR opinion and it should have no weight on what the rest of the nation can or cannot hear. The same goes for the government. They should have no power to say what I cannot hear. I am a conservative Christian Libertarian (I am all messed up : ) and I think Stern should be allowed on the air. Let the MARKET choose if they want to hear him. If he has no listeners, then he has no commercials and goes off the air. No need for "Big Brother" to try and step in and tell us what is "right or wrong".
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    60. Re:Mirror by killjoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The republicans freed the slaves but they had a change of heart later when it came time to give those slaves civil rights. The democrats lost the south for decades because they wanted to give blacks the same civil rights as whites. Sorry to have history intrude into your bubble there but...

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    61. Re:Mirror by timmy+the+large · · Score: 1
      I agree that most of the things on the air is garbage. I don't agree that we should censor it though.

      People have a right to voice their opinions. I think what we need is to open the airwaves even more. Allow low power brodcasting on unused frequencies.

      I would also like to add that I to love NPR.

    62. Re:Mirror by cpeterso · · Score: 2, Funny


      ah, I see Linux's usability has greatly improved!

    63. Re:Mirror by Ath · · Score: 1
      Except there are those of us that fundamentally disagree with the premise that broadcasting material must be of substantial value to the public. And I bet you don't think so either. Otherwise, your Friends and Seinfeld episodes would have been replaced with PBS's Frontline every week.

      The public airwaves are for whatever the "public" wants to use them for. I would also suggest that those who actually listen to the radio should be the decision makers of what gets on the radio. That's called the free market and that is exactly why Howard Stern is on the air. He is immensely popular with the radio listening public, far distancing anyone else in per market listeners.

      If you are under any illusion that someone Howard Stern's show will be replaced by some show that fulfills your "substantial value to the public" test, you really are kidding yourself. Maybe the replacement won't be "vulgar" but I can promise it won't have any redeeming values in its place.

      In a country of almost 300 million people, you will not find agreement about what is vulgar and what is not. Nor will you find agreement about what should be allowed on the radio and what should not. What I hope can at least happen is that those who find something vulgar do what they naturally tend to do: don't listen to it.

    64. Re:Mirror by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1
      There was a time in this country where the airwaves were devoted to serving the public interest. Exposing people to things they'd never see elsewise. Things along that line. Thats the intent of the public airwaves.

      And just when the hell was that?

      The FCC didn't create the airwaves, they just stepped in to regulate them. At best, they've encouraged / required broadcasters to provide some useful content. The argument was that the airwaves are a finite resource and that the public deserves some payback for their use.

      However, if you think that David Sarnoff pioneered some sort of proto-NPR, then I'm afraid you're mistaken. Shock-jock stuff may be fairly new, but sitcoms, soap operas, and advertizing have been there pretty much from the get-go.

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    65. Re:Mirror by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      The easiest solution is to get this stuff off the public airwaves completely, and instead reserve this national natural resouce for public affairs progamming, emergency communications, and not-for-profit programming. Everyone else can get out to the internet, sat radio, or other medium.

      Then I can assume that you're for censoring all comercial music from the radio waves (since Britney Spears does not serve the public interests)? If so, wow...that's an interesting position.

      What if the airwaves used by satellite radio were deemed public? The point is that satellite and terrestrial radio are pretty much the same thing. The public airwaves vs private brodacast are a government construct. In the end, they are all our airwaves. If you are offended, turn it off and stop complaining.

      The constitution is very clear about our right to free speech. It is not, however, clear about your right to not hear my speech. This is not a case of yelling "fire" in a crowded theater. Besides, what is so offensive and dangerous about talking about human sexuality (specifically the humor of human sexuality) in a frank manner? What is the danger in talking about human bodily functions in a humorous way? I think it's funny, other people think it's funny -- so what's wrong with it?

      Finally, 18-35 year olds are targeted because they make up a majority of the advertiser's market. Furthermore, 18-35 year olds make up a majority of the workforce...They buy the goods, and those advertisers who's goods are bought make up 100% of the revenue of commercial radio. They also listen to more radio than anyone else. Are you opposed to commercial radio in general? There's a free market solution -- listen to public radio only. As Dr. Dean would say, "you have the power". If you don't like other American's decisions, why should your opinion be shoved down their throat? Let us do what we want, and you can do what you want. We're no better than you, and you are no better than the rest of us. You do your thinking and we'll do ours. Never forget that.

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    66. Re:Mirror by secret_squirrel_99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am nto suggesting he be banned. I am suggesting that his show being broadcast on the public airwaves doesnt serve the public interest.

      Same thing, different words. You dont feel that Stern, or people with similar opinions serve any public interest so they aren't allowed the use of the airwaves. If he's removed that is a defacto ban.

      The airwaves used to be considered a public resource that ought to serve everyone.

      By whom? The airwaves excepting those given to NPR and local college stations have been licensed to private companies for commercial gain. Those companies clearly know what people want to listen to.

      Right now, if you are uninterested in potty jokes, sex, vulgarity, or the like you are not served by radio.

      Really? Do you live in a place where NPR is not available? Does your city have no classical, jazz or country stations? Does your city have no sports talk, or political talk stations? How about the all news station? How about the local college station(s)? There are plenty of choices. The fact that you may not like some of them is the precide reason why there ARE choices.

      The radio stations compete very heavily for the 18 to 35 year old white male audience. If you are not in that market segment , you are very likely not being served by the public airwaves.

      Please see above. How many of that demo do you suppose listen to NPR, Rush Limbaugh, or the local classical or jazz stations?

      Howard Stern, and most of all commerical radio, does not belong on the public airwaves.

      On what basis? On the basis that it offends your personal sense of decency?

      Would you approve of him doing a show in the middle of Yellowstone National Park, or on the grounds of the US Capitol building? Of course not. Those are national treasures. Likewise for the airwaves.

      Hardly the same thing. The government did not make the decision to lease the capitol building out for commercial gain.

      On private channel communications, whatever sells rules. On the public airwaves, society must benefit.

      And having a show on the air that makes those of us who CHOOSE to listen laugh each morning IS a benefit to society as a whole.

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    67. Re:Mirror by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      the restriction of airwave wavelengths is a fallacy

      you should remember that the airwaves serve *no* purpose

      Mod this guy up -- it's the smartest thing I've heard all day.

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    68. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 1

      I don't agree that we should censor it though.
      Denying someone a broadcast license is not censorship. I do not have a broadcast license. Is my opinion being censored?

      Nope. Not all.

      People have a right to voice their opinions.
      Absolutely. God-given.

      I think what we need is to open the airwaves even more
      No, I think we need to move all commerical speech off the public airwaves, and open it up to more NPR-style, public-affairs orientated, local broadcasts. This will give more voice to more people.

      Opening the airwaves up more will only further giveway to national broadcasting companies and the whatnot who wish to lockup the marketplace.

    69. Re:Mirror by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      This about the public interest.

      I've been following your thread and have responded to another of your similar posts and you keep pushing this public interest stuff. Broadcast media is not about public interest. It never was. In the United States, it is generally an expression of the free market enterprise. It is about making money. Some people use it to serve the public interest (NPR) and they are welcome to share in the pool too. There is an entrenched industry attached to this ideal that isn't going away any time soon. To take away their ability to broadcast a message is still prior restraint, which is despicable in a free society.

      If the FCC can be granted regulatory powers over certain frequencies, why not satellite radio or cable TV? It is all fed by satellites that broadcast on readily accessible airwaves that manage to beam through all of our bodies and homes. Frankly, your ideals in this arena sound outright Marxist.

      I still prefer a free market solution...we can decide what we want for ourselves. Are you suggesting that we're not smart enough to decide what we want for ourselves? If not, are you smarter than the rest of us?

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    70. Re:Mirror by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      I am registered Libertarian

      Like I said before -- your position on this is decidely Marxist. You are being pretty contradictory.

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    71. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then I can assume that you're for censoring all comercial music from the radio waves (since Britney Spears does not serve the public interests)? If so, wow...that's an interesting position.
      Yes, I believe the public airwaves should be devoid of virtually all commerical programming, including music and talk radio.

      That type of entertianment is perfectly valid, however, not on a government granted monopoly.

      What if the airwaves used by satellite radio were deemed public? The point is that satellite and terrestrial radio are pretty much the same thing.
      No, that's incorrect. The satelitte systems are digital, narrowband, nationwide/semi-global, and private. They are private one-to-one communciations. Much like an Internet connection.

      Standard radio is broadcast. You have to shield electronic devices from picking up those signals. A 50-cent transistor can recieve the signal and reproduce it to a small transciever.

      Besides, what is so offensive and dangerous about talking about human sexuality (specifically the humor of human sexuality) in a frank manner? What is the danger in talking about human bodily functions in a humorous way? I think it's funny, other people think it's funny -- so what's wrong with it?
      It's not dangerous at all. It's perfectly benign. But the goal is not to be not dangerous. The goal is to beneficial to society. That's the purpose of government involvement in the airwaves - to promote the general welfare, to benefit the public. Commerical interests are just that - commerical.

      Look at it like this. If the government sells the right to broadcast on a certain channel, that restricts the ability of others to do the same. I would like to broadcast a recording of my opinion on a frequency, but I can't because all the available spectrum has been purchased by commerical interests. That is a suppression of individuals ability to promulgate diverse, unrestricted, free speech.

      Finally, 18-35 year olds are targeted because they make up a majority of the advertiser's market.
      Wrong. They are targetted because single white 18-35 year olds have more disposable income than other group of people in the country. They are an easy target. It is vastly easier to convince an 18 yr old to spend $8 to see a movie than it is to convince a 45 yr old to spend $8 on a movie.

      They also listen to more radio than anyone else.
      That's untrue. They are amoung the least likely to listen to radio. The older you are, the more likely you are to listen to radio. For every rock station in the country there is an easy listening, big band, and classic rock station. (I tried to look up stats for you, but the ones I have access to via Arbitron are under lock and key for 24 months from date of publish!).

      Are you opposed to commercial radio in general?
      Only over the public airwaves.

      If you don't like other American's decisions, why should your opinion be shoved down their throat?
      It's quite the contrary! The opinion of a few are being shoved down the throat of the millions! Most people have spoken - which is why the radio market has shrunken just about every consecutive year since in the last 4 decades! An amazing feat consider the country has nearly doubled in population.

      The fact remains that the will of a few - what a few want - is what is broadcast over public airwaves. What I want has nothing to do with what I am saying. Natural resources - like the limited EM spectrum - ought to be used to benefit all of American society, not just a slice of middle-to-upper-class profitable citizens.

      Commerical radio distorts - amazingly - what is perceived to be the mainstream. Howard Stern is not appealing to the vast, vast, vast, majority of the country. Even in the markets he is on he is not always the #1 show on in the morning. Where he is #1 he is hovering in a 10-20% share of the market. That means that less than

    72. Re:Mirror by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      Good luck broadcasting over a city-sized area with visible light

    73. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 1

      Like I said before -- your position on this is decidely Marxist. You are being pretty contradictory.

      It is the furthest thing from marxism. Liberty needs defending from time to time. Thats the purpose of government. Creating permanent monopolies is the opposite of liberty, it is the opposite of freedom.

      You have to think about this one at some point. It's not like you think. A small amount regulation provides more freedom than no regulation. There are other cases where this is true. Think, for example, traffic laws. Trade some freedom for the ability to efficently travel just about any where in the whole country.

    74. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I'm glad I have XM radio instead of Sirius...

      Enjoy accidently stumbling upon Opie and Anthony.

    75. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 1

      And just when the hell was that?
      The time before World War II, during and immediately following World War II.

      Before radio, you were very unlikely to ever hear an opera, or hear a play being performed on the other side of the country, or hear the President's voice first hand.

      At best, they've encouraged / required broadcasters to provide some useful content. The argument was that the airwaves are a finite resource and that the public deserves some payback for their use.
      It's not an arugment, it's fact. Without a regulating body, the airwaves would become permanetely choatic, and nothing of any value would be broadcast.

      Right now, nothing any commerical radio station broadcasts is of any significant public value.

      Even NPR is of limited (but substantially greater than commerical radio) value.

      Shock-jock stuff may be fairly new, but sitcoms, soap operas, and advertizing have been there pretty much from the get-go.

      Not from the get go. I encourage you to read about the first uses of broadcast television.

      link

      The first things broadcast in the US were George Gerswin, a very fine British play, the political leaders of the city of NY having a debate, and the like.

      A quote from one source describing TV:

      "TV was used (among other things) to entertain the troops, provide updates on the war, and to teach the public civil defense and demonstrate emergency first-aid procedures. "

      Your point is just false.

    76. Re:Mirror by bullitB · · Score: 1

      And banning something that 20-30% of the public doesn't have a problem with does?

      Yes. It diminishes society to listen to Stern's show when 90% of the time is spent with him bitching about the FCC/his job/news stories he doesn't understand.

    77. Re:Mirror by mushroom+blue · · Score: 1

      odd, as a libertarian, I would have assumed that you'd look to the constitution as some sort of guide on federal regulations.

      so, where in the constitution, bill of rights, or any amendments does it corroborate your idea that the federal government should be in regulation of the country's airwaves? shouldn't this be allocated on a state-by-state basis?

      government exists, in the truest libertarian tradition, to enforce (and by bound by the chains of) the constitution. everything else is not in their jurisdiction. not anti-trust law, not regulation of communications mediums, nothing.

    78. Re:Mirror by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      It is the furthest thing from marxism. Liberty needs defending from time to time.

      I agree that Liberty needs defending from time to time. But you say you are a Libertarian, and I know quite a bit about Libertarianism...I have a slight tendancy to lean in that direction.

      The traffic laws are a perfect example of overregulation, and this was my introduction to Libertarian ideals. Traffic is overregulated. Why put up a stoplight and regulate everything to a crawl, when a 4-way stop sign will allow people to effectively regulate themselves better than the government can in many situations?

      Bring it back to broadcast medium. You're not talking about a small amount of regulation -- you're talking about turning every radio and TV into the equivalent of a traffic light, where the government ultimately decides what serves the public interest and what doesn't. That is a frightening amount of control over what we see and hear. A small amount of regulation would be leasing out different chunks of the spectrum to different organizations and enforcing use of only the licensed portion of the spectrum. Otherwise, the regulation of content, and as you suggest, removing the free market system from radio is more control than I'm comfortable with...and contrary to what you say, it is Marxist. You are talking about the federal government determining what is in the public's interest instead of the free market deciding for itself. This is the anthesis of a Libertarian ideal. You are entrusting the content of all our broadcasts into the control of the federal government...not protecting freedom, but withholding it.

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    79. Re:Mirror by ak_hepcat · · Score: 1

      Hey, keep your president out of my country of Alaska.

      I like being able to go overseas and say that "I'm Alaskan" and not get the same hateful treatment that the phrase "I'm American" gathers.

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    80. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 1

      Traffic is overregulated. Why put up a stoplight and regulate everything to a crawl, when a 4-way stop sign will allow people to effectively regulate themselves better than the government can in many situations?
      This all depends on the situation. Enlightened self-interest is what is at stake here. Your interest is to get to where you are going quickly, without dying, and without your property being destroyed. Logic and liberty dictates that the best way to do that is drive cautiously, be courterous to your fellow drivers, and obey minimal regulations - sides of the road, blinkers, etc.

      The problem is that you may think you doing something to further your interests, when in fact, you are doing the opposite. Heavy traffic is a topic that is greatly studied. 4-stops are more efficent when traffic is low; in heavy traffic, you need to balance the ratios of inflow appropriately: a 4-way stop allows traffic to flow equally poorly in all directions, regardless of the queue of cars behind one sign.

      Bring it back to broadcast medium. You're not talking about a small amount of regulation -- you're talking about turning every radio and TV into the equivalent of a traffic light, where the government ultimately decides what serves the public interest and what doesn't.
      No, I am saying, eliminate the commerical aspect from the broadcast airwaves. Private band communications should be auctioned off and sold, on a virtually exclusive basis - we still need some safety valves for the protection of society at large. After the commerical aspect is eliminated, allow anyone who passes a HAM-style operators test which demostrates competency obtain a free frequency and area.

      You are entrusting the content of all our broadcasts into the control of the federal government...not protecting freedom, but withholding it.
      No, I am suggesting turning the power to broadcast over to individuals with a non-commerical interest. The current system government enforced monopolies is a travesty. What I suggest is the most liberal and most libertarian use of the public airwaves possible.

    81. Re:Mirror by j_w_d · · Score: 1
      Everyone needs to remember that the purpose of the airwaves is to serve society and the public at large. Broadcasting something that 70-80% of the public at large finds patently offensive does not serve the public interest.


      The public, to paraphrase, is an ass. The constitution protects free speech in order to defend the rights of minorities AS WELL as the majority. The fact that 20 to 30% of the public do want to watch (or hear) him, should guarantee their right to access. I can't in all honesty figure out what about loud, stupid and boring is so entertaining but then it isn't my choice.

      Also the "airwaves" exist through physics not "purpose" and the argument that the they might have one is absurdly teleological. Broadcasters have purposes; physics just is.

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    82. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My gas is $2.25 a gallon, screw Canada.

      And your mom is $2.25 for an hour of screwing. Go figure.

    83. Re:Mirror by brainboyz · · Score: 1

      I consider Howard as comedy. Now, by your biased opinion doesn't that make him worthwhile on the airwaves? Guess what? Cultural events and theater are for making money. Political events are DEFINITELY for making money. I call that commercial.

      I happen to like Howard Stern's slice of the spectrum, now go find a slice of the spectrum YOU enjoy; leave mine in peace before we think your slice is not of benefit or interest and try to get it freed up for more boring stuff.

    84. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 1

      Cultural events and theater are for making money.
      No they aren't. Public theater loses money or breaks even.

      Political events are DEFINITELY for making money
      They are our civic duty. Debates, rallies, etc. Not commerical.

      I happen to like Howard Stern's slice of the spectrum, now go find a slice of the spectrum YOU enjoy; leave mine in peace before we think your slice is not of benefit or interest and try to get it freed up for more boring stuff.
      I love Stern, and listen to him everyday. Somehow you can't grasp the concept that even though he is funny and entertaining, he is not appropritate for broadcast medium.

      You can't understand that?

    85. Re:Mirror by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1
      Early TV, maybe. Amos & Andy, on the other hand, was non-operatic radio content beginning in, I believe, 1928. Painted Dreams first aired in 1930, sponsored by (wait for it) a soap company. That was also the year that the Shadow first learned what evil lay in the hearts of men.

      I'll lay you a bet that there were people decrying radio as a cultural wasteland by 1935.

      And no, that the airwaves are a public trust is not a "fact". Sure, without regulation there would be chaos. In fact, there was some chaos before regulation. That alone doesn't make them public property, anymore than a teenager's social life (typically more chaotic) is somehow therefore a public trust. I don't contest the utility of regulation, but don't make it sound like physicists detected radio waves and their public trust detectors went off as well.

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    86. Re:Mirror by danheskett · · Score: 1

      And no, that the airwaves are a public trust is not a "fact".

      It is the basis of the FCC. Therefore, it is fact. It is under complete control of the government. Congress established the FCC and its regulatory powers by the Communications Act of 1934, which extended and updated the Federal Radio Commission Act of 1928.

      It has been upheld at least 5 times by the Supreme Court and various appelate level courts, in each decade since the 1940's.

      Broadcasts are granted licenses and are to be renewed if the station meets the "public interest, convenience, or necessity."

      It is a fact. FACT.

      but don't make it sound like physicists detected radio waves and their public trust detectors went off as well.
      I never made an such claim or insuation.

      I am saying that it is obvious without strict regualation of the broadcast airwaves there would be choas such that absolutely no widespread useful communications would be possible. If a teenager has a choatic life, it does not inhibit others who are far form him from having a stable/productive/valuable life. That is the difference that you fail to comprehend. Choas in the broadcast sprectrum leads to disruption for everyone, not just he one causing the choas.

    87. Re:Mirror by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1
      The law is a fact. The law implements the idea that the airwaves are a public trust. Equally real laws could have been written based on other ideas, and I have no doubt that various debates were held comparing those ideas back in the day.

      I don't really mean to suggest that teenagers' lives are comparable, only that the government does not always find a compelling public interest in avoiding chaos. If you'd like a slightly more comparable view, note that while government does regulate many aspects of the public roads (signage, for instance, and the basic design of the cars and trucks,) no attempt is made to restrict the number of vehicles on the road -- roads are widened as needed in a system vaguely comparable to allocating more spectrum. When was the last time your government told you that you couldn't buy a second car because the roads were too chaotic? When did they suggest that perhaps you wouldn't be allowed to drive any longer because you weren't performing enough public service in your driving, like 2 hours a week for Meals on Wheels? And yet the highways and byways are, in fact, publicly funded and constructed, unlike the airwaves which are simply there -- it's not like the FCC constructed them.

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    88. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally dont have a problem with nudity or cursing, but it seems that everything in america has to be pushed to the EXTREME. I've never watched much tv from abroad and I would like to know if they say Fuck and Cunt every other word or show hardcore porn at mid-afternoon? That's the only thing i fear here in usa if the free-to-air content were to go uncensored, tv or radio. "Fuck fuck fuck, you piece of shit asshole im going to kill you!" at 7am... i don't see why its needed. GOOD MATERIAL is what is needed, not simple toilet humor!

  10. Michael Powell by Eudaemonic+Pie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The funny part I heard on the radio this morning was Michael Powell denying his family connections had anything to do with his appointment. I would have more respect for him if he had combined his answer 'look at my resume' with an acknowledgement that all political appointments are just that -- political.

    1. Re:Michael Powell by Harbinjer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It is political, but I do believe him when he says his father never picked up the phone an lobbied for him.

      From what I've heard, I dont' know why Howard Stern doesn't contest the charges and fines in court. He said he can't , but Powell said he was welcome to. I think Stern sucks if he's just unwilling, though.

      I certainly hate censorship, but considering what's on Stern's show, I don't think the fines are outrageous. Stern moving to satellite radio is probably a win-win for everyone.

    2. Re:Michael Powell by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think he did a good job of cutting Stern down to size actually.

      The problem is that Stern is just a paid loudmouth, saying things to get a reaction. Since he does no actual research or background checking, EVERYTHING he says is just speculation. It could be true that Powell's appointment to the FCC is phony, but Stern has no evidence of it.

      It could also could be true (though I doubt it) that Powell has a personal vendetta against Stern. Again, Stern doesn't even have a good conspiracy, just "free speech" and "I have the highest fines". Powell's response was simply, "Right or wrong, you broke the law".

      It would appear (not shockingly) that Stern only agreed to this whole thing just to keep his name out there as being controversial. He has as little valuable to say now as he did 5 years ago.

    3. Re:Michael Powell by gambit3 · · Score: 0

      I would buy it except for the fact that he was appointed... .. By former Presiden Clinton.

    4. Re:Michael Powell by HowlinMad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He is allowed to challenge them in court, but here is the problem. Until the case is settled, or Viacom pays the fines, the paperwork to buy more stations, renew licenses, etc is halted. This effectively puts them out of business unless they pay the fine because they cannot afford to have that freeze while the court case is on going. Effectively, Stern cannot go to court.

    5. Re:Michael Powell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What family connections does Michael Powell have that could get him his job?

    6. Re:Michael Powell by BoomerSooner · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you actually read the related material you'd see he was appointed to a staff position by Clinton. Bush elevated him to the head position.

    7. Re:Michael Powell by gowen · · Score: 1

      Depends what you mean. Clinton appointed him to the FCC. GWB made him chairman.

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    8. Re:Michael Powell by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1, Informative
      Everybody says "Howard Stern was fined", but in fact ClearChannel was fined, not Stern. If the company chooses not to contest the charge, there isn't a hell of a lot that Stern can do about it.

      I suppose that he could try to sue the FCC -- he did get fired over this stuff, so he's arguably an injured party.

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    9. Re:Michael Powell by SallyMac · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly, which makes the whole system suspect, as well as damaging to the first amendment. If you can't, without completely ceasing your buisness operations, fight what you believe is an unjust claim, it's a useless system.

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    10. Re:Michael Powell by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      He was appointed to the commission by Clinton, but made the head of the FCC by GWB.

      Which was Howards point, in his words he was "moved to the head of the class" because of his father. Which should be obvious to anyone.

      All political appointments are based on politics. Colin Powell was incredibly popular, Clinton appointing a Powell makes for good politics.

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    11. Re:Michael Powell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EVERYTHING he says is just speculation.

      So its just speculation that Michael Powell's father is Colin Powell?

      So its just speculation that Oprah Winfrey talks about teenagers engaging in oral and anal sex and draws no fine?

    12. Re:Michael Powell by c.derby · · Score: 1
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    13. Re:Michael Powell by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      Preventing someone from saying f*ck on the air is not censorship. Preventing someone from presenting an opinion would be. Mr. Stern can use any language acceptable in public to air his opinion over the public airwaves. If he was on a street corner in Phoenix using the same language over a bullhorn I would probably not be the first one to call the cops.

      But that wouldn't have the same shock value, now would it. It's a lot easier to shock people to get attention than to have intelligent conversations. And I'm sure Mr. Stern is well aware of that, hence his choice to be so lazy.

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    14. Re:Michael Powell by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      I certainly hate censorship, but considering what's on Stern's show, I don't think the fines are outrageous.

      You just contradicted yourself in the SAME SENTENCE.

      The government should not dictate what can be said over ANY MEDIUM. As George Carlin once said, there are two knobs on your radio: one changes the station, and the other one turns it off. Pick one! Don't let the government make that decision for you or your family.

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    15. Re:Michael Powell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Preventing someone from saying f*ck on the air is not censorship.

      Jeez, you're too weak to even spell it out. Does it cease to be censorship if you agree with it? Preventing someone from reading out on the air the names and home addresses of doctors who perform abortions is also censorship. Preventing someone from libelling someone else is censorship. You don't just rescind the definition of a term just because it may be justified.

    16. Re:Michael Powell by megarich · · Score: 1

      remember the time(mide to late 90's) stern tried to run for governor of ny? i put this current stunt to the same level as that...

    17. Re:Michael Powell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      has little value compared to 5 years ago?

      His ratings are there highest in history and he is #1 in every single market for 18-45 year olds.

    18. Re:Michael Powell by myside · · Score: 1
      So its just speculation that Oprah Winfrey talks about teenagers engaging in oral and anal sex and draws no fine?

      Actually, yes, that is speculation. The board Mike P. sits on is still reviewing a case against Oprah. Until they have ruled, the suggestion she draws no fine is, in fact, speculation.

    19. Re:Michael Powell by Wizzo1138 · · Score: 1

      How is preventing someone from saying "fuck" not censorship?
      From dictionary.com:
      censorship: The act, process, or practice of censoring.
      censor: to examine (as a publication or film) in order to suppress or delete any contents considered objectionable.

      Preventing someone from saying "fuck" is just that: Supressing contents considered objectionable. The question is, who is allowed to say what is objectionable? If it doesn't offend me, what right does anyone have to block my access to it?

      For the record, I hate Howard Stern, Mancow, and the like. So I just don't listen.

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    20. Re:Michael Powell by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      He was appointed to the FCC by Cinton not Bush in 1997. I dont know what connection Colin Powell has with Clinton aside from the fact that he left the military becasue of him.

      You should check your facts before making a comment like that. You sound like the people that say Colin Powell has white parents.

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    21. Re:Michael Powell by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      here is the link to back up my statement on his appointment

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    22. Re:Michael Powell by TomServo · · Score: 1

      This is true (though more accurately, lately Viacom was fined), but the main thing he's been talking about lately is that they want to change it so that individual broadcasters can be fined, not just the company that runs the station. I wish I knew more of the specifics of it, but it's been one of his topics of conversation a lot recently.

    23. Re:Michael Powell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like you should check your reading comprehension. Clinton appointed him to the board, BUSH elevated him to Chairman, which is the issue at hand.

      Reading is fundamental!

    24. Re:Michael Powell by TLSPRWR · · Score: 1

      Mitch Hedberg on Satellite Radio:

      "They said 'You can swear on XM Radio.' No @%#!, cause nobody can hear it. You can swear in the woods too"

    25. Re:Michael Powell by TomServo · · Score: 5, Informative

      You obviously do not listen to the show (your previous posts about "accidentally stumbling on it" earlier notwithstanding). He doesn't say "f*ck", in fact, he doesn't say any of the seven dirty words, bleeps out callers who do say it, and generally yells at them until they stop doing it.

      He follows all the concrete obscenity rules to the letter. The incidents in question all revolve around situations where he said things that were deemed to be indecent by "community standards", nothing that was clearly delineated as indecent or not.

      The incident that caused Clear Channel to pull out was over a guy who was on the show talking about something involving anal sex. Recently, Oprah had a guest on who talked about that subject at length, and it regularly is a topic of conversation on Loveline, hence Stern's claim of a double-standard, where he's fined but neither Oprah nor Loveline are.

      Yes, the show does go for shock value. However, it also has intelligent conversations. It's also often quite funny. And he doesn't say "f*ck". When I want just straight intelligent conversation, I listen to NPR instead (which I often do). The cool thing is, I have a choice as to which I like to listen to on any given morning. If I feel like laughing, I'll listen to Stern, otherwise I'll listen to NPR.

      In the end, though, you're busy accusing Stern of doing things he doesn't do in order to make your point, however you don't listen to his show. I don't bash Rush Limbaugh's show because I don't listen to it...I don't know what I'm talking about. You might consider doing the same.

    26. Re:Michael Powell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again false.

      The FCC has already decided that they would do a "denial by delay" in this case.

      They're not going to fine oprah, because that would effectively end their ability to censor. But they wont' say that, so they've been "studying" it for over a year.

      Sounds like we have an FCC lackey here on Slashdot.

      I hope you and your bosses get cancer.

    27. Re:Michael Powell by geekpolitico · · Score: 1

      IANAL -- but it seems reasonable that they could work out a deal with the judge where:

      i. Viacom pays their fines (or put the money in a neutral account so the FCC can take it at the end of the lawsuit)

      ii. They sue over the issue

      iiia. If Viacom wins, they get the money back, or can take the money back from the account.

      iiib. If Viacom loses, the FCC keeps the money, or takes it from the account.

      This way the FCC is guaranteed to get their money (if they are entitled to it), Viacom can continue to buy up stations, and they will both have their day in court.

      Of course it is not in the FCC's interest to make this deal, and I know the law sometimes prevents common sense solutions, but still .. it seems they can work something out.

    28. Re:Michael Powell by TomServo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is, it's questionable as to whether or not he did break the law. He didn't break any of the specific laws, like saying the seven dirty words, he broke those same laws that define whether something is "art or pornography". It supposedly violated community standards, and was therefore indecent, though somehow it is not indecent when Oprah does it. I think his Loveline argument is flawed as the show, at least here on the west coast, airs from 10pm to midnight, which is in safe harbor.

      I think a much more valid argument in his favor is that "community standards" should be dictated by the market. If it's so wildly offensive and indecent to the vast majority of the people listening to it, his ratings will suck and his show will go off the air. Given that he still has pretty good ratings, I think it's reasonable to conclude that a large portion of the American public don't consider his show obscene.

    29. Re:Michael Powell by stienman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you can't, without completely ceasing your buisness operations, fight what you believe is an unjust claim, it's a useless system.

      Yeah. We shouldn't shut down businesses conducting illegal activities until after they've failed their appeals several times.

      Howard Stern is completely within his rights to challenge the rules and law - but he can't tell Viacom what to do, and Viacom has to keep revenue up.

      What you are proposing is similar to allowing drug dealers to continue selling on the streets after conviction and fines until they've had a few appeals fail.

      Once the ruling or conviction is made you can go ahead and contest it, but allowing the activity that caused the rulling to continue is worse.

      This is what individual stays of judgement are for. On a case by case basis, a judge can allow continued operation until the appeal is completed.

      Apparently Viacom did not see this as a viable option. It doesn't matter what Howard thinks - the fines were against his employer or client, not against him. All he did was record an audio stream - he did not himself broadcast it.

      -Adam

    30. Re:Michael Powell by SallyMac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah. We shouldn't shut down businesses conducting illegal activities until after they've failed their appeals several times.

      Besides being unnessisarily sarcastic, you're missing the point and going off on a tangent that's based on incorrect information. There's no law against what he does - it's nothing ILLEGAL. It's 10 people saying, "We think this is wrong". If 10 people can effectively shut people off from speaking their mind at any given time, that's an imbalance, and again - a useless system.

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    31. Re:Michael Powell by waynelorentz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The government should not dictate what can be said over ANY MEDIUM

      The United States Supreme Court disagrees with you.

      The court decided that the government can regulate content on broadcast (AM, FM, TV) airwaves because it is a finite piece of spectrum. Because it is a finite resource, the court says the government (via the FCC) can decide its best use and how it should serve the public.

      The court has ruled that the government CANNOT regulate print content, because that medium is virtually limitless, and thus there is more room for everyone to express themselves freely.

      Now, as to whether the government/FCC is doing a good job of regulating that portion of the spectrum is a different argument altogether. But just because you don't think the U.S. government should be allowed to regulate the airwaves doesn't mean it's true. It's your opinion. The court has another opinion. And since they enforce the laws, they win.

      Don't like it? Change the system from within, or move to another country.

    32. Re:Michael Powell by geekpolitico · · Score: 1

      I agree that Powell did a good job dealing with Howard's "arguments." Powell came off as perfectly reasonable while Howard comes off as emotional. This is probably due, in part, to the fact that Powell is trained as a lawyer and public official, while Stern is trained as a jerk. In both the private and public sector, connections help you get better positions. It is silly to deny this. That being said, just because connections helped you rise to the top of the pack doesn't mean you are unqualified for the position. Powell's father's position definitely helped him get his job. It not only helped him by having a famous name, having increased access to people with connections, but it is also because he knows how the system works, how to play it, who to talk to, etc. Even if Powell was appointed to the position because Clinton and Bush Jr. wanted to suck up to Colin Powell, it doesn't mean that he has done a bad job. Even if you WERE totally unqualified, if you do a good job, it shouldn't demean the job you did. Stern should have laid off the ad hominem attacks and instead focused on what he thought was wrong about how Powell and the FCC handled their position. His objections to the law itself is not Powell's responsibility. He should have called Hillary and complained about that.

    33. Re:Michael Powell by ZB+Mowrey · · Score: 1
      If he was on a street corner in Phoenix using the same language over a bullhorn I would probably not be the first one to call the cops.

      Hey, dipshit... Bad Analogies Suck Ass. The way I read your comment: 'if he was on a street corner in Phoenix, but I had a personal mute button for him, I'd still be in favor of calling the cops. Because you DO have a mute button. It's called a RADIO DIAL.

      And to all those asshats who break out the 'public good' tripe - The airwaves were never about the public good. They are, were, and always will be about the money. The public good is a convenient sound bite - and nothing more. If that argument wasn't good enough for you, then consider that entertainment IS supposed to be a 'public good'. Whether or not YOU find it entertaining, someone else certainly does...else he would be out of a job.

      What truly sickens me is all the de-regulation Republicans who want 'government out of your life', but who turn around and regulate other things to control you anyway. They're worse than the regulate-everything Dems...at least those dickheads are honest about what they want.

      And yeah, I did use vulgarity in this post simply because the topic was Stern. ;)

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    34. Re:Michael Powell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tom,

      The Loveline argument is not that it violates the law, his argument is that Loveline, while indeed on in Safe Harbor, says things that he cannot say, explicit descriptions of sexual acts.

      His point is that the entire concept of safe harbor is flawed, that parents are more likely to monitor what their cildren listen to in the morning more so than at night.

      But that's neither here nor there when thinking about the larger issues...

      And as far as the law goes, there still is no definition of that law, outside of the nebulous "7 dirty words" decision. Imagine if you will that there are no posted speed limits on a road on which you are driving. You are pulled over by the police. They give you a ticket for speeding. You say "well, there is no posted speed limit on this road." The policeman then says, "well sir, i know speeding when i see it."

      And you have no retribution available. Oh, you could fight the ticket in court to prove that you are right(and you are), but you will have to take time off of work to do that, depriving you of income.

      And for a quick moment, let's talk about "public airwaves." Does that not, by definition, mean that Howard Stern, or you, or me... does that not mean that wew own the airwaves also? That we should be able to demand a completely uncensored form of radio entertainment? The argument goes "it's radio, and howard beams his filth into our homes."

      Curious... There's something here i'm missing, then, since i need to turn on my radio to hear anything, and further, that i have to tune to a particular frequency to get any meaningful information. Even more, i had to buy that radio to receive those signals, in essence, giving my permission through my purchase to receive anything that comes in over this magic Marconi box.

      The bottom line is, it is my choice to listen to Howard Stern, or Rush Limbaugh, or The Sunday Morning Services broadcast from the local church. It's... my... choice.

      That is the biggest thing that I think is being lost here, and a point, Tom, that I think you drive home with "Given that he still has pretty good ratings, I think it's reasonable to conclude that a large portion of the American public don't consider his show obscene." I cannot agree more.

      What is more American, dare I say it, Republican, than letting the free market decide?!?!

      Ok, i'm done now. I gotta go.

    35. Re:Michael Powell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree wholeheartedly.

      People are blinded by their hatred (jealousy?) of Stern and losing sight of the larger issue. Your rights are being taken away.

      I'll say that again for the hard of thinking.

      YOUR...RIGHTS...ARE...BEING...TAKEN...AWAY.

      Do you get it yet, FCC Lackeys?

    36. Re:Michael Powell by PenguiN42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your analogies and reasoning are so off-base that I'm honestly not sure where to start.

      Yeah. We shouldn't shut down businesses conducting illegal activities until after they've failed their appeals several times.

      1) Allowing "indecency" on the air is not a criminal activity.
      2) There's no "appeals" here. There wasn't even a court case to begin with. There was a panel deciding to levy a fine, with no chance for the company being fined to challenge it yet. Are you saying that every time any allegation is laid upon any business that the business should be shut down immediately before they even have a chance to defend themselves? Even with criminal cases, we have a little concept called "innocent until proven guilty," and in the cases where the activity is too dangerous to allow to be continued, that's why we have injunction orders, which can stay in effect throughout the appeals process.
      3) The business wasn't legally being "shut down" as a consequence of its activity. There were sneaky regulations in place that would make it business suicide to challenge the fine or do anything other than immediately pay it.

      Howard Stern is completely within his rights to challenge the rules and law - but he can't tell Viacom what to do, and Viacom has to keep revenue up.

      Ok, fine, that's true.

      What you are proposing is similar to allowing drug dealers to continue selling on the streets after conviction and fines until they've had a few appeals fail.
      #1 above
      #2 above
      4) No, it's similar to forcing someone out of business unless they immediately plead "guilty" to a criminal drug charge.

      Once the ruling or conviction is made you can go ahead and contest it, but allowing the activity that caused the rulling to continue is worse.
      #2 above.
      5) So you can contest unfair rulings against your business only *after* you're forced OUT of business? What's the point?
      Let me emphasize a point made in #2 again -- in case the activity needs to be ceased, we have the power of INJUNCTIONS against the activity. The FCC didn't file any injunctions against viacom. Your argument falls apart.

      This is what individual stays of judgement are for. On a case by case basis, a judge can allow continued operation until the appeal is completed.
      #2 again.
      #3 again. Let me emphasize this, as well. There was no place for a "stay of judgement" since there was no actual judgement against viacom that was stopping them from doing business. There were arbitrary FCC REGULATIONS that were stopping them from doing business until they payed the fines. You can't rule a stay of judgement against that.

      Apparently Viacom did not see this as a viable option.

      Because it was a NON EXISTENT OPTION. See above.

      It doesn't matter what Howard thinks - the fines were against his employer or client, not against him. All he did was record an audio stream - he did not himself broadcast it.

      Well this is a separate issue. But you don't think that fines levelled against a show negatively impact the people who run and produce that show?

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    37. Re:Michael Powell by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      And another fine example of the Stern crowd and why Stern and his followers are treated the way they are. Because they present themselves as inconsiderate, selfish a**holes. 'Hey! This crap needs to be on because I LIKE IT. F*k everyone else and their opinions!'

      If they could learn to speak in an intelligent manner, maybe others would take them seriously and listen instead of turning to the show from time to time, hearing yet another attempt by Howard to get some woman to take her top off, and reinforcing another opinion of why the show is worthless.

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    38. Re:Michael Powell by secret_squirrel_99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you can't, without completely ceasing your buisness operations, fight what you believe is an unjust claim, it's a useless system. Yeah. We shouldn't shut down businesses conducting illegal activities until after they've failed their appeals several times.

      This is hardly the same thing. There is no LAW involved here. This is an FCC rule. It can therefore not by definition be illegal. Furthermore these rules are without judicial oversight, and without due process

      Howard Stern is completely within his rights to challenge the rules and law - but he can't tell Viacom what to do, and Viacom has to keep revenue up.

      Viacom via its former president Mel Karmazin has repeatedly said that they feel they are in the right and desire the opportunity to challenge these fines in court

      What you are proposing is similar to allowing drug dealers to continue selling on the streets after conviction and fines until they've had a few appeals fail..

      An even more ridiculous analogy. In your case these drug dealers have been convicted. They've had the opportunity of due process, they've been before the courts and they've been convicted. Show me where any of these things happens in the case of fines imposed by the FCC..

      Once the ruling or conviction is made you can go ahead and contest it, but allowing the activity that caused the rulling to continue is worse..

      Oh but there goes that pesky constitution again. They (stern and infinity) are entitled to Due Process. If the FCC believes it can show that there is impending harm to the public they can file for injunctive relief. A judge (remember judicial review? ) can then make the determination whether or not a temporary injunction is warranted.

      This is what individual stays of judgement are for. On a case by case basis, a judge can allow continued operation until the appeal is completed..

      Again completely circumventing Due Process.

      Apparently Viacom did not see this as a viable option. It doesn't matter what Howard thinks the fines were against his employer or client, not against him. All he did was record an audio stream - he did not himself broadcast it..

      Viacom has again said repeatedly that they have chosen to pay the fines, because once they have filed appeals, paperwork mysteriously vanishes, license application mysteriously become embroiled in additional redtape and their ability to operate going forward is crippled. One should have nothing to do with the other, but yet once they pay the fines and withdraw the suits, thing miraculously re-appear.

      the fines were against his employer or client, not against him. All he did was record an audio stream - he did not himself broadcast it..

      This time. Sadly Congress has now passed legislation making individual broadcasters as well as their employers liable. They've also raised the individual fines to a maximum of $275,000. While a few individuals like Stern might be able to afford a fine like that, the average broadcaster would be ruined by such a fine. As a result their speech is tempered, probably further than it needs to be. This is the textbook definition of chlling-effect.

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    39. Re:Michael Powell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Yeah. We shouldn't shut down businesses conducting illegal activities until after they've failed their appeals several times.

      Howard Stern is completely within his rights to challenge the rules and law - but he can't tell Viacom what to do, and Viacom has to keep revenue up."

      Dumbass, Stern hasn't broken any laws. The FCC does not have the power to legislate the airwaves. They have simply *said* thay they think it is indecent. The laws against indecency are very vague, thus the need for a court case to clarify. Except they can't got to court and clarify without damaging their business.

    40. Re:Michael Powell by argent · · Score: 1

      We shouldn't shut down businesses conducting illegal activities until after they've failed their appeals several times.

      This statement bears absolutely no relationship to the message you're responding to nor to the facts of the case.

      He didn't say "continue illegal operations", he said "fight an unjust claim". Let's say, for argument, that every Howard Stern show was an illegal activity. The whole show. Let's give the FCC the maximum possible rationaly for their actions. What you're saying is a reasonable argument for the FCC shutting down the Howard Stern show.

      BUT...

      The illegal activities we're talking about were *all* in the past. What the FCC was doing was shutting them down until they paid the fines, whether or not any illegal activity was continuing. This wasn't even a judge saying "You can't run the Howard Stern Show", it was the FCC refusing to let themoperate any of their business that they were in a position to stop unless they dropped the case.

      If a private company did that they'd be in court on a RICO charge.

      What you are proposing is similar to allowing drug dealers to continue selling on the streets after conviction and fines until they've had a few appeals fail.

      No, it's not. If you want to use a drug analogy, it's similar to letting a company that's had a vehicle impounded because an employee was selling drugs out of it continue to use their other cars while they're suing to get the vehicle back. At most.

    41. Re:Michael Powell by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      Problem is that "your daddy got you there" is a fact-less claim that can nevertheless be fallen back on time and time and time again.

      Admitting that it might have played even a *minor* role would only reinforce the argument.

      Of course, isn't it always "who you know"? How is it any different from getting an extra glance because you're a friend or friend-of-a-friend of the appointer?

    42. Re:Michael Powell by zonker · · Score: 0

      yeah, but the funny thing about your 'facts' is that you are still wrong...

      Michael K. Powell is Chairman of the Federal Communications Commission. Chairman Powell was nominated by President William J. Clinton to a Republican seat on the Commission, and was sworn in on November 3, 1997. He was designated chairman by President George W. Bush on January 22, 2001.

      he was nominated and put into a seat on the commision, NOT head of the commision by clinton. bush put him into the head of the commision by appointing him chairman.

      what clinton did was essentially put him on the board, bush made him chairman of the board. is there a difference? hell yes.

      oh and btw, here's my link that backs up the facts.

    43. Re:Michael Powell by secret_squirrel_99 · · Score: 1

      It could also could be true (though I doubt it) that Powell has a personal vendetta against Stern. Again, Stern doesn't even have a good conspiracy, just "free speech" and "I have the highest fines". Powell's response was simply, "Right or wrong, you broke the law".

      The problem with this is that it is not a law, it is a rule. And is one that is seemingly in a constant state of flux and which is applied arbitrarily. Stern's argument, and it is a good one, says in essence, 'Make the guidlines clear and we'll obey.' In addition make them the same, and apply them the same to everyone. That is clearly not the case as evidenced by the quoted case involving Oprah. Oprah was not fined for having the exact same conversation as Stern, even though hers happened months ago, and Stern's more than 3 years ago.

      When the rule can not be easily interpretted by anyone and the rules are not clear to anyone, not even attorneys that specialize in this field, then there clearly is an issue of arbitary prosecution

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    44. Re:Michael Powell by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      Yes, and where have I said that Clinton made him chairman of the FCC.

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    45. Re:Michael Powell by will_die · · Score: 1

      He is not allowed to challenge them in court because he is not the guilty party. The guilty party is the the broadcasting company, they are the ones who are fined and they are the ones who can take it to court.
      As for the FCC holding the license over thier head, that is just a cute one to tell people but has no truth. Find one instance of that happening. The closest are some off shore stations that were broadcasting into the US at what would be illegal frequencies, the company wanted to go legit and the FCC forced them to remove the illegal station before they would give initial permits.

    46. Re:Michael Powell by ZB+Mowrey · · Score: 1
      And another fine example of the Stern crowd and why Stern and his followers are treated the way they are. Because they present themselves as inconsiderate, selfish a**holes. 'Hey! This crap needs to be on because I LIKE IT. F*k everyone else and their opinions!'

      And another fine example of the FCC crowd and why they are treated the way they are. Because they present themselves as inconsiderate, selfish a**holes. 'Hey! This crap needs to be banned because I DON'T LIKE IT. F*k everyone else and their opinions!'

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  11. I'm not American by hype7 · · Score: 1, Funny

    but even I know that Howard Stern + FCC chairman = fireworks . Shame (but not unexpected) that the blog is down already.

    Maybe the FCC pulled it? :)

    -- james

    1. Re:I'm not American by ratamacue · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I can't vote Nov 2 because I'm not American... but the result will still affect me. You get out there and vote, dammit!

      What if the result of more people voting is exactly the opposite of what you want?

    2. Re:I'm not American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What if the result of more people voting is exactly the opposite of what you want?


      Don't worry, I've been round here for a while and I know this place has a slant away from the person I don't want to win ;)
    3. Re:I'm not American by BayBlade · · Score: 1
      Not to go too far off topic here, but its a great question.

      What if the result of more people voting is exactly the opposite of what you want?

      What if it is?

      Americans are still the privilegd few of history who have a say in how a superpower is going to be run. Many people believe apathy from such a privlideged role is considerably more offenceive and ignorant than banging heads over picking the wrong leader.

      If the wrong one gets in, well, at least he was elected there by a majority--a reflection that people who care about their privliledge also wnat the leader more (electoral colledge aside), and said leader didn't find his way there via a military coup or idiot birthright. If the right one gets in, at least the voter did his part in ensuring it.

      You can't lose by exercising a true democratic priviledge, even if the one you want isn't the one you get.

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    4. Re:I'm not American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > but even I know that Howard Stern + FCC chairman = fireworks

      Actually it was pretty pathetic. Bunch of attacks directly on powell, stuff like "your daddy got you the job" (paraphrasing here). It practically generated into "did not" / "did too!". I don't care for the idiotic moral panic over Stern either, but he's hardly an able spokesman for his own cause.

    5. Re:I'm not American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better to lose by democracy in action than by apathy.

    6. Re:I'm not American by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify, I don't believe that there can be a just and moral initiation of force, no matter how many individuals constitute the majority (the aggressors), or how many consititute the minority (the victims). I was trying to point out the absurdity of the "get out and vote, it doesn't matter who for" campaigns. To claim that it's always better to have a larger voter turnout, regardless of the outcome, is to imply that you don't have a preference. In which case, why are you advocating the voting process in the first place? (If you had a clear preference, and you felt strongly about it, then you'd want that extra turnout only if it fell on your side.)

    7. Re:I'm not American by hey! · · Score: 1
      What if the result of more people voting is exactly the opposite of what you want?


      Not much danger of that really. What the original poster would probably like is for people to vote for a candidate that gives a fuck about what the rest of the civilized world thinks. The people who would vote for that candidate are those most likely to consider his appeal worth listening to.

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    8. Re:I'm not American by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      Congradulations, that's exactly what government wants you to believe.

    9. Re:I'm not American by rthille · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my wife and I are friends with a couple who don't vote (never have) and that drives me crazy. I think about trying to convince them to vote, but they'd vote the wrong way, so that stops me...

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    10. Re:I'm not American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      vote the wrong way

      If I were one of your friends, it would drive ME crazy that YOU claim to know what the RIGHT way to vote is. This is yet another example as to why the rest of the world laughs at the USA. You pride yourself on your 'democratic' society, then turn around and profess to know how others should vote.

    11. Re:I'm not American by ratamacue · · Score: 1
      my wife and I are friends with a couple who don't vote (never have) and that drives me crazy

      Why does it anger you so much? Do you feel threatened by their lack of conformity? Do you feel jealous or resentful that they spend their time worrying about their own lives? Do you feel insulted that instead of choosing sides, they simply refuse to play the game?

      FYI, laziness and indifference are not the only reasons to abstain from voting. (Although I certainly respect the individual's right to be lazy or indifferent.) You probably won't understand/accept this, but there is a moral reason to refuse to participate in the political process: because government is force. No matter who you vote for, you are voting for force. You can't vote for voluntary association. You can't vote for "none of the above" or "eliminate this position of power".

      When you look at it that way, you really don't have a choice at all. Force is the only choice. If you don't believe in force, you've already lost the election, and every other government election you will ever see.

    12. Re:I'm not American by amorsen · · Score: 1
      Voting has side effects. Most people who decide to vote end up informing themselves, at least a little, and many end up feeling more responsible. So please vote. If the alternatives are too hopeless, spoil the ballot -- or show up at the polling station and go back home. Make an informed decision.

      I will not lie and say I don't have an interest in the election; I really want to get rid of Bush, and since I'm not American I naturally can't vote. I am arrogant enough to think that if everyone were sufficiently informed there would be a Kerry majority. But I don't have a problem with siding with a loser, as long as the winner represents an informed majority. Getting more people to vote can help create that informed majority.

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    13. Re:I'm not American by apraetor · · Score: 1

      Eh, the better the voter turnout the closer the election results correlate to the actual desires of the U.S. citizenry, no? At least he'll know that much, though it's probably not much consolation.

    14. Re:I'm not American by ratamacue · · Score: 1
      I don't think you understand. I don't believe in the political process itself -- the idea that when a majority stands up, it magically acquires the "right" to initiate force as a means to an end. On a more fundamental level, I don't believe in the proposal that it could ever be moral and just to initiate force as a means to an end.

      To sum up, you want me to choose sides, in your game, under your rules. I simply refuse to play the game.

    15. Re:I'm not American by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      To quote a famous Rush song (bear with me), "if you refuse to choose, you still have made a choice". I happen to believe my choice (to refuse to play the game) is the only moral option.

    16. Re:I'm not American by BayBlade · · Score: 1
      I don't believe so either, and don't think for a second I would vote for a candedate that espouses initiation of force when there are clearly better candiates on both ends of the american political spectrum. But its fundamentally more important to the well-being of a nation that people have a say and exercie it, than it is to argue any of a thousand points and not take any action at all.

      Someone has to be at the helm of the american military behemoth.

      A quarter billion people might easily be wrong, but its important they have both the opportunity to revise their position or stay the course and feel the repercussions. What never fails to amaze me about society is that we have a hard time accepting people have the right to be wrong.

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    17. Re:I'm not American by amorsen · · Score: 1
      It's hardly my game and my rules, since I'm not American. If you were in Iraq under Hussein, you could either try to start a revolution or you could sit down and sulk because revolution would be playing by Hussein's rules. In the US there are currently less violent alternatives to revolution.

      But yes, it's playing by the rules of someone else. Of course I can't stop you if you think that washing your hands is less of a compromise of your morals than playing by rules that others set.

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    18. Re:I'm not American by amorsen · · Score: 1

      I should clarify my viewpoint about Kerry: I believe that if everyone were sufficiently informed, Kerry wouldn't be a candidate. But the reality is that the two party system ensures that either Bush or Kerry will be president next time, and I think that Kerry is the informed choice among those.

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    19. Re:I'm not American by rthille · · Score: 1

      No it wouldn't, because I don't tell them that I think they are wrong. I just listen to their opinions and decide not to encourage them to vote. Since I believe that it's not in my (or their!) best interest for them to vote, I don't encourage it. That's all, I don't harp on them for thinking wrong or not voting.

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    20. Re:I'm not American by rthille · · Score: 1

      It doesn't anger me, it just makes me sad. They complain about how (certain) things are, but are unwilling to participate at all to make them better. "The world is run by those who show up..."
      I agree with your point that Government is Force, and I'd like to see as little of it as possible, and that it be as local as possible, but the force is going to be exerted whether you choose to have a say or not. Expressing your opinion can be a way to reduce the force that's exerted by government...

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    21. Re:I'm not American by crucini · · Score: 1
      To claim that it's always better to have a larger voter turnout, regardless of the outcome, is to imply that you don't have a preference.

      Sounds like a waste of effort, doesn't it? It's one of the many riddles of American politics. The answer is that both sides share an unspoken assumption: that stupid, impressionable people are more likely to vote Democrat. Thus, the "rock the vote" message is really a "vote for Kerry" message.

      Note that in the "butterfly ballot" scandal, where a ballot had a parallax error which could cause a vote to fall to the adjacent candidate, all parties assumed this could only benefit republicans. Anything which makes voting harder or less accessible is presumed to benefit republicans.
    22. Re:I'm not American by ratamacue · · Score: 1
      stupid, impressionable people are more likely to vote Democrat

      That's interesting, because I see just as many false promises and blatant scams coming from the republicans. Really, is the person who falls for socialism really any more gullible than the person who falls for war-mongering? In the end, both sides are only out to serve their own interests.

  12. There goes yet another server by theM_xl · · Score: 2, Funny

    up in smoke... Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Today's lesson: Thou shall not post links to 2.8MB files on slashdot, unless they're bittorrent ones.

    1. Re:There goes yet another server by sokoban · · Score: 1

      Even then slashdot isn't the best place in the world to post a link to a large file. Bittorrent is a cool idea, I just wish it worked be....

      Connecting to peers - 0 peers - 43.0 MiB of 3.09 GiB

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  13. Suicide by Slashdot by GoMMiX · · Score: 1

    Ok, anyone got a mirror of this audio-clip?

  14. Re:Frost Prist???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is that off topic? Howard does rule, and the little black midget dude is the shit.

    Jive-ass moderator turkey ain't got no brains nohow.....

  15. "vortex.com"... by artemis67 · · Score: 1

    Go figure.

  16. Mirror by Evangelion · · Score: 2, Informative
  17. Powell still can't answer the question by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 2, Insightful

    what the FUCK is *INDECENT* jr?

    don't like something someone else says? one freedom (which by some odd mystery we still do have) is the freedom to not listen. change the channel

    instead, we have militant christian fundamentalists in office, part of some very weird brotherhood, bent on christian domination of world gov'ts.

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    1. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      ... we have militant christian fundamentalists in office ...

      I know that I've seen a lot more public-office-holding militant fundamentalists of the atheist variety than the christian variety.

    2. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by l4m3z0r · · Score: 1

      Thats odd considering probably less that 1% of the population is atheist. I'd be hard pressed to believe you've seen lots of atheist politicians at all let alone militant ones. While the parent post is over the top he is mostly accurate. The republicans have basically made spreading christian ideals/laws a part of their platform. And all the indecent language and imagery stuff is entirely a fundamentalist christian lets silence those who dont share our ideals campaign.

    3. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There seems little evidence to me, propaganda not withstanding, that George Bush is christian or ascribes to any sound christian doctrine. His record to date would seems to refute it.

      A very large number of christian churches and organizations are vociferously opposed to many of Bush's policies (the church I attend included; they've sent a wide array of highly critical, even accusatory, protests to the president and other principals in his administration).

    4. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      what the FUCK is *INDECENT* jr?

      ... indeed you make a fine point sir.

    5. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Alan+Hicks · · Score: 3, Insightful
      don't like something someone else says? one freedom (which by some odd mystery we still do have) is the freedom to not listen. change the channel

      instead, we have militant christian fundamentalists in office, part of some very weird brotherhood, bent on christian domination of world gov'ts.

      I've about stopped responding to slashdot due to people like you. Are you aware that it is many Christians who are arguing the same "not so bad since you don't have to listen" line that you're spouting? It's one I myself as a Christian agree with. As for these "militant Christians bent on world domination" I just don't see it.

      The law says (and for some time has said) that the airwaves are public and as such should bend to the public will. The law provides for limits to what one can do on public airwaves in the same way that the law provides limits on what one can do in a public park. The law provides ways to raise or lower the limit and enforce it. If you do not agree with the law it provides means in which to change them. Going around spreading conspiracy theories about Christians because it's politically ok to bash them isn't one of them. Write a representative, spread awareness of the issue and make other people believe in it as strongly as you do, and change will trickle up the system. That's the way our republic works.

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    6. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      I'm agnostic and in favor of deceny laws. How does that fit with your one-sided stereotypes?

    7. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Statistically insignificant.

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    8. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by megarich · · Score: 1

      outside of bush who i dont consider a true christian, name some of these militant christian fundamentalist your talking about?

    9. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Thats odd considering probably less that 1% of the population is atheist. I'd be hard pressed to believe you've seen lots of atheist politicians at all let alone militant ones. While the parent post is over the top he is mostly accurate. The republicans have basically made spreading christian ideals/laws a part of their platform. And all the indecent language and imagery stuff is entirely a fundamentalist christian lets silence those who dont share our ideals campaign.

      I believe that by "fundamentalist atheist", he means the folks who are so offended by Christians that they attempt to eradicate any mention of the Christian faith from public view.

      These people the reason why it's a "Holiday Party" or a "Harvest Party" instead of a "Christmas Party" (because any symbol other than Santa Claus is offensive to non-Christians) or "Hallowe'en Party" (because black pointy hats are offensive to Wiccans).

      They may not be atheists per se, but they're every bit as fundamentalist about something as Jerry Falwell is about Jeebus, or as Yasser Arafat is about Mohammed.

    10. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey don't blame Powell for the stupid laws he has to enforce....blame the congress of the last 100 years....if you want change vote for someone who would change it...like i don't know BADNARICK!!!

      stendec@gmail.com

    11. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1
      I know that I've seen a lot more public-office-holding militant fundamentalists of the atheist variety than the christian variety.

      Can you name a few? I can't think of a single one. Even Bernie Sanders isn't an atheist. I can think of at least one Baptist minister in Congress (the great civil rights leader John Lewis), but no atheists.

      Besides, I don't understand whaat you mean by "fundamentalist" atheist. Aethism has no mythical original principles to restore or basic text to literally interpret. There is only one principle, the nonexistence of god, and all atheists agree on it.
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    12. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate Christians, eh? I'm a Christian - do you hate me without even knowing me? I am devout, yet I don't mind people like Howard Stern being on radio. Still hate me? Why don't you get off your anti-christian high horse and put the blame where it belongs. Bush may claim to be a Christian - doesn't mean he is one.

    13. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Inebrius · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "The law says (and for some time has said) that the airwaves are public and as such should bend to the public will."

      Given Howard Sterns ratings, I believe there is a significant number of people whom his program does serve.

      The problem is that some people want to take away something that is popular to many people, to either impose morality, "protect children", or because they are personally offended by it.

      I don't understand why a minority of people should be able to censor something that is so popular. The airwaves are the limited resource they once were.

    14. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Temsi · · Score: 1

      I think that those who say what he said, are themselves fundamentalist christians, and cannot stand that government officials uphold the separation of church and state and the freedom of religion guaranteed by the first amendment.
      Remember that idiot judge who wanted to put the 10 commandments in the court house? If only he had wanted to put up another list of 10... the Bill of Rights, which IS what the courts are supposed to uphold.

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    15. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by cpqarray · · Score: 0

      As a Christian the last thought on my mind is domination of world govenrments. Actually I happen to agree with your main point which is that I am free not to listen. I don't listen to Stern and he bothers me not in the least.

    16. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by mickyD · · Score: 1

      The reality is most Americans (myself included) do not want the airwaves constantly filled with obscenities. Yet we all know that the more obscene it is the more ratings it will get. That's why it's necessary to have a governing party to regulate. Sure they make some goofy calls sometimes but the FCC is a necessity. It's really not that complicated.

    17. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      As for these "militant Christians bent on world domination" I just don't see it.

      Well, that goes to show how little you know about your cult. A fundamental of Christianity is that some day Christians are going to rule the world. Read the New Testament much?

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    18. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by DelawareBoy · · Score: 1

      >>> instead, we have militant christian fundamentalists in office

      Just remember, not all of us Christian Fundentalists are militant (nor conservative for that matter..). Many of us are far more liberal than you'd probably believe..

    19. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, that goes to show how little you know about your cult. A fundamental of Christianity is that some day Christians are going to rule the world. Read the New Testament much?

      Actually, the Christian Bible predicts that the world will end, and that only those saved by Christ will be allowed into the next world. It does not predict that Christianity will "rule the world", though it does makes predictions interpreted by some to mean that the main Christian churchs will become corrupted.

      Although the New Testament calls on believers to "spread the word", it does not call on them to force anyone else to believe (in fact, one passage points out that not everyone will believe even if they hear the Word). Those (liek the Crusaders) that try to force Christianty on others have chosen to ignore those passages.

    20. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by aptenergy · · Score: 1

      There's nothing about Christians taking over the world and ruling it. There IS something about God taking over the world. If this bothers you, consider that God made the world to begin with.

    21. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no god.

    22. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's true.

      In fact, I would go so far as to say that morality and christian fundamentalism have very little in common.

    23. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by l4m3z0r · · Score: 1
      Jedidiah is right you are statiscally insignifigant.

      I don't like agnostics, they are flip-floppers and most of them smell like poopy.

      On a more serious note, decency laws are designed to inhibit this countrys sexual revolution. Conservatives(a nice word for fat white men who are afraid of change, stereo type, but statistically accurate) are afraid of open sexual talk/display because of mainly sexist ideals. Deep down they still see women as property and their property should be kept from ideas that woman can be sexually free to explore their own bodies or to enjoy sex with men. Fundamentalist christian ideals are rampant with the sexism that creates these ideas that decency laws are good and they produce spin that sadly others get caught up in.

    24. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      i don't consider him to be very christian-like in many of the things he does

      i am (roman) catholic. to hear the president say his role model is Jesus, and proceed (albeit a few years later) to see how to legalize torturing prisoners from this war on terror, scares the fuck out of me

      when the 'leader' of the free world makes it so well-known he is a 'Christian', then proceeds to act the way he has, it's no wonder osama and friends are going ape-shit all over the world

      as for others ... John Ashcroft is a *horrible* offender ... this dude is hardcore pentecostal. sam brownback is another. go look up and read some about the C Street Center aka Fellowship aka Foundation aka MotherFuckersDoingWeirdShitIn"Christ's"Name

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    25. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      i am a roman catholic. that means i'm a Christian. i don't hate anyone. i may dislike someone, but i don't hate

      i don't care what people believe. islam is fine. judaism is fine

      what's *not* fine is when someone in a position of power (dubya) uses that power to push their own agenda ('christianity, morals'). when they do it in the name of something, that makes it even worse

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    26. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

      it is not the place of the FCC, or anything else .gov to tell us what is and is not obscene or good or bad or right or wrong

      the FCC should do one thing, and one thing only. make sure station A's broadcast does not interfere with station B's broadcast

      here's the beauty of capitalism. don't like something? don't support it. you like something? support it. isn't that tough? but, i guess it'd be easier for you to have the gov't tell you what's right and wrong, huh?

      don't like stern? change the channel. go find rush limbaugh ... i mean, listening to the hateful, snobby, law-breaking things he says is soooo much better than seeing a tit on tv for 2 seconds

      futhermore, have you ever listened to Stern's show? my guess is no. there are no obscenities. why? because the FCC has a hard-on for Stern/Viacom/Infinity (aka anything but Clear Channel/big-time Bush supporting Mays family) and Stern/Viacom/Infinity censor the shows themselves

      so now, because of people like you, thinking it's the gov't's job to censor 'bad' things from you, the FCC wants to start regulating satellite tv and radio, voip, and the internet. thanks

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    27. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      what laws? show me the law that says discussing anal sex is an offense that commands a fine and possibly revocation of license? frankly, i think if there was more public discussion where people could freely discuss better blowjob techniques, the world would be a better place

      oh ... there isn't any law that says *exactly* what's obscene/indecent and what's not

      furthermore, if badnarick and cobb and nader and the others didn't waste time/money getting on the ballot in all 50 states, and instead focused on the 12-15 states needed to get the electoral college, maybe we'd be somewhere. in the mean time, i'm not voting for bush

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    28. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      morality and any kind of fundamentalism often have very little in common

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    29. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by megarich · · Score: 1

      i see your point in the matter. just because a guy says he is a christian, doesn't mean he is. the Bible states very well that people will call themselves christians during these times but they are far removed from God.

    30. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      good for you. so, you've about stopped responding on slashdot because of 'people like me'. it's still your choice to come here, no? it's still your choice to not come here, no? i think that that, choice, is something that makes the USA great. unfortunately, our rights to make choices like that are being taken away, one by one.

      as for not seeing it ... have you looked? i have and what i've found is scary. me, a conspiracy theorist? feel free to think that.

      as for the what the law says ... please show me where the laws says exactly what is indecent and obscene. stern has a daily audience anywhere from 12 to 20 million people. that is a healthy percentage of this country, and, come this november, a large percentage of his audience will be doing something to try and change the composition of this republic

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    31. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for these "militant Christians bent on world domination" I just don't see it.

      Some things are difficult to see from the inside. Read the PAX America doctrine sometime, and try to think from the point of view of somebody of a different religion while reading it. Then you might see where the perception comes from.

    32. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      I don't like agnostics, they are flip-floppers and most of them smell like poopy.

      My view: I don't like deists because they are irrational. Likewise, I don't like atheists, because they are irrational. We CAN'T know the existence of god/God/gods/whatever. Personally I don't believe in the existence of a God, but I can't rule it out--I don't have that kind of evidence. A Rumsfeldian known unknown, if you will.

      And your description of conservative is pretty whack too, but I don't think I need to seriously respond to that ;)

    33. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unfortunately for you, certain individuals and groups of people with entirely secular agendas make constant use of their "christianity" to persuade people to their side.
      I have no beef with christianity per se, it's supposed to be about everyone doing their best to be nice to each other, which is a splendid idea in anyone's book (anyone with sense), it's the way that it (like many other faiths) is misused to push other ends..
      The United States of America sprang from people who rejected the self-serving and politicised religions of old Europe. Free belief is at the bottom of all intellectual freedom, don't let people with political agendas try to hijack belief.
      To reiterate that i have nothing against christians, let me say that the same is true of most every other belief or faith - we've all seen what happens when cynical fanatics take advantage of the faith of moslems. The same is true of our belief in the sciences - check the news on any given day for press releases backed up by ropey "scientific evidence" that tries to pass as fact.

      as a parting note, remember "the lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain".
      Moslem, Atheist, Jew, no matter - you should still learn to smell bulshit..

    34. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can YOU tell ME what is indecent? What is obscene? Why don't you write it down for me and get at least 100 people to agree with you, let alone the entire country. Oh wait you can't.

    35. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      The belief that god made the world only rings true if you believe that silly little book of fractured fairy tales. My interpretation of the bible is that god is a manic depressive schitzophrenic fool who I wouldn't want to spend eternity with anyways.

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    36. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Moral pomposity (which is whats really under discussion here) has a great deal in common with xian fundementalism. Any sort of fundementalism (even non-religious) is ALL about pomposity, putting yourself above everyone else and claiming that you have all the answers.

      An atheist, or even a Catholic, is far more likely
      to admit that they don't have all the answers and
      should not impose their view of reality on anyone.

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    37. Re:Powell still can't answer the question by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      precisely

      so, when you go on tv or radio and say fuck or shit or flash a tittie, i won't expect to see you fined

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  18. Mirrordot has the blog... by mattOzan · · Score: 2, Informative
  19. .torrent anyone? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    Couldn't you have hosted a torrent or something? I'd have loved to hear this. Stern's poor-me martyr act is all about gaining publicity, of course, but still entertaining none the less.

    Was the submitter really stupid enough to think his blog would stand up to a slashdotting?

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    1. Re:.torrent anyone? by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      here

      for those without BT, the mp3 is on that page as well

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    2. Re:.torrent anyone? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Stern's poor-me martyr act is all about gaining publicity,

      Oh come on.

      I am not a Howard Stern Fan, but he has some legitimate points. He IS being targetted specifically. He said something that Oprah said on TV and he got fined for saying it. Right now the FCC is on a Witch hunt and trying to make examples.

      Take your melodrama and stuff it until you actually hear the clip.

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    3. Re:.torrent anyone? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Around here people won't even read the fine article, you really think they're going to listen to the audio clip? You must be new here ;)

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    4. Re:.torrent anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um, take a look at his UserID.

      you are new here compared to him.

    5. Re:.torrent anyone? by mwilliamson · · Score: 1

      I created a torrent too, in case the other goes down. here

    6. Re:.torrent anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was the submitter really stupid enough to think his blog would stand up to a slashdotting?

      Actually, her blog. Score 1 for sexist assumptions...

    7. Re:.torrent anyone? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      um, take a look at his UserID. you are new here compared to him.

      Um, take a look at my emoticon, the one with the winking smiley. It was a joke. It was even smiley-captioned for the humor impaired. Go register for an account already, stupid coward.

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  20. stream from the source by StevenHallman76 · · Score: 2, Informative

    it's also linked on GKO's front page:
    kgoam810.com

    They have streams for Windows Media Player or Real Player

  21. yawn by jseraf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    howard asked nothing major and powell answered everything reasonably. stern comes off as unthoughtful (surprise!) and powell comes off as a politician (surprise!).

    as an aside, why doesn't stern organize mass complaint filings the way the evangelicals do? just sit down, watch oprah (brrrr) and pummel the FCC with letter on her "indecency". sit back and see what happens. then if the fcc takes no action on thousands of letters, he can genuinely talk about hypocricy.

    1. Re:yawn by astrokid · · Score: 2, Informative

      I believe that he has done that and has also encouraged his listeners to do the same.

      nothing came from it though, meaning the FCC took no action.

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  22. News about it by gambit3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    just go here

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/10/26/stern.fcc/ in dex.html

  23. Who do you fine? by blackmonday · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Oprah didn't get fined for talking about tossed salads on her show, Bono didn't get fined for saying the horrible F word on live TV. But after janet's nasty boob popped out, they pulled a 3 year old tape of the stern show and deemed it indecent, then fined Viacom the biggest indecency fine in history. The point is, how are radio people supposed to jnow what's indecent, when they pull 3 year old stuff to fine you with? Michael Powell is the head of the FCC, and is responsible for this nonsense. I hope he's replaced very soon.

    1. Re:Who do you fine? by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, the FCC flip-flopped on the Bono incident. They originally deemed the context to be not indecent, then decided that any use of the f-word is vulgar. I don't recall (nor do I feel like searching for it) whether they decided to fine Bono.

    2. Re:Who do you fine? by bubbaprog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Watch any NFL game and you'll hear pretty much every four-letter-word picked up by the field parabolic mics. It's politics. They're going to bust the people that will bring them the most political gain. If Oprah had been fined by the FCC, there'd be a revolt. Stern's a less popular figure.

    3. Re:Who do you fine? by NardofDoom · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If Oprah had been fined by the FCC, there'd be a revolt. Stern's a less popular figure.

      You're only half right. Middle-class, swing-voter soccer moms watch Oprah and hate Howard Stern. If they had fined Oprah, they would have pissed off the housewives, which means less votes for Georgie. If they fine Howard, they get a boost from the housewives.

      It's arguable that Howard Stern is less popular than Oprah Winfrey, but among a portion of the populace who could very well decide the next president, Howard Stern is the antichrist and Oprah is the second coming.

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    4. Re:Who do you fine? by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      they wouldn't have fined bono anyway. the 'operator' of whatever broadcast medium is the offending party, and gets fined.

      howard stern can get fined personally because he is at the controls, and the owners of the station can get fined for letting him say bad things.

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    5. Re:Who do you fine? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      I didn't see the Oprah in question and I've only watched a total of 1(well parts of about 5 total 1 hour) of Oprah, but the difference would be that after mentioning it she almost certainly went off on some crazy moralizing bit, where Stern just said it for shock.

      Right, wrong, idunno, ditto for stuff that shows up on PBS, ie breast exams, holocaust stuff, schindler's list, etc. They don't flash something and move on, its in a context that while shocking and offensive has a purpose other than shock and offense.

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    6. Re:Who do you fine? by stinerman · · Score: 1

      Whoa, you got it all wrong, my good friend.

      Middle-class, WASP soccer moms vote overwhelmingly Democratic. It has a lot to do them being pro-choice (although they do tend to have the "parent my kid for me" attitude towards the media).

      I wish I had a link ...

    7. Re:Who do you fine? by ortcutt · · Score: 1

      It's political persecution pure and simple. If it concerns you, then do something about it and vote Chimpy out of office on November 2nd. If you're a U.S. citizen, over 18, and you stay at home, then you're complicit in keeping this moralizing twit in the FCC chairmanship.

    8. Re:Who do you fine? by chrisatslashdot · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...how are radio people supposed to jnow[sic] what's indecent.

      Like most things there is a clear right and a clear wrong with some gray area in between. In this case trying to argue that the Howard Stern show was in the grey area between decency/indecency requires a complete departure from common sense. The standards of decency are clearly defined. Entertainers that encroach the grey area do so knowingly feeling that the risk of a fine is worth the benefit of pushing the evelope.

      The FCC is not trying to shut down indecent entertainers. They are trying to allocate the public resource of electro-magnetic spectrum to those services that provide some benefit to the public. There are plenty of non-public-resurce-consuming methods of distribution/broadcasting that these entertainers can choose.

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    9. Re:Who do you fine? by marshmeli · · Score: 0

      Michael must have something againts Viacom and its companies...

      Stern is on Infinity, CBS and MTV for the Super Bowl (which was that dumbest fine so such a stupid act that no one could even tell what it was at first and was no big deal at all)... I also hope he out soon, but as Howard said, he probablly won't be (especially is Bush wins)...

      I am not sure about his personal ties but is he tied to anyone at Universal or another rival company.

      I am a bit biased since I work for a Viacom Company but even before I did (which was on this summer) I could still tell that the Super Bowl incident was a crock and stupid, especially the extent of the fines (I guess they had to fine someone, but they went WAY too far).

    10. Re:Who do you fine? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      And they don't fine CBS for showing CSI, which I love but that doesn't change the fact that body parts flying out from under a bus and getting stuck in the windows of passing cars is just a little worse than a brief flash of a breast.

    11. Re:Who do you fine? by NardofDoom · · Score: 1

      I heard they're split on this election, particularly ones who consider themselves Christian. And we're down to such small margins that all the Middle-class, WASP Christian Soccer Moms in the country could probably be the deciding factor

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    12. Re:Who do you fine? by javaxman · · Score: 1
      they didn't fine for Bono's speech 'malfunction', which is very much why it was brought up.

      Yes, that' s right, they haven't fined over it, _after_ bowing to public pressure to find it indecent. Which supports the claim that the fines are doled out in an inconsistient and unfair ( possibly political ) basis.

      What bothers me the most is the fact that the Stern show fines didn't come about until he changed his position on the Iraq war and started trashing Bush's policies on-air. Of course, you can't prove that's linked to the fines, but it does remain a fact.

      To make matters worse, the fines didn't cover anything recent- they went back to incidents over 2 years old, and fined for those. It seems like there should be a limit on time-from-broadcast for fines to be applied...

    13. Re:Who do you fine? by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      howard can't be fined personally ... yet

      the new indecency legislation, still being circulated by senator brownback, would allow for stern to be personally fined. it's ridiculous

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    14. Re:Who do you fine? by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 2, Informative

      you may view the oprah and stern transcripts here and decide for yourself

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    15. Re:Who do you fine? by One+Louder · · Score: 4, Funny
      Well, duh, that's because Bono, Oprah and Janet Jackson are all well-connected ultra-right-wing Republicans!

      Right?

    16. Re:Who do you fine? by blackmonday · · Score: 1

      The Stern show is the highest rated show in America. His E! show is the highest rated show on that particular channel. How do you calculate indecency? If millions of people enjoy the show, who is Michael Powell to tell us what we're allowed to listen to, and what are his credentials? That his daddy's courted by all presidents because he's well respected and famous? This is BS and I'm glad Stern is taking him on for the hypocrite that he is. By the way, Bono was never fined, he was just found indecent.

    17. Re:Who do you fine? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      THose aren't transcripts, those are exerpts. They are completely contextless.

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    18. Re:Who do you fine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW, the use of the word fuck has been ruled to be protected speech numerous times by American courts. Google for it, but I believe one of the rulings was regarding a motorist who told a cop to fuck off.

    19. Re:Who do you fine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you just say flip-flopped?

    20. Re:Who do you fine? by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      Aren't WASPs protestant by definition?

    21. Re:Who do you fine? by PenguiN42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      In this case trying to argue that the Howard Stern show was in the grey area between decency/indecency requires a complete departure from common sense.

      Which side is he on, then, and why?

      The standards of decency are clearly defined.

      Oh? What are they, then? And if they're very clearly defined then you should be able to very clearly back up your response to my question as to which side Stern is on.

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    22. Re:Who do you fine? by NardofDoom · · Score: 1
      Christian = church-going bible-thumping fundie.

      For example, my parents are, by definition, Protestants (they believe in Jesus and aren't Catholics). However, they don't consider themselves Christians, whom they see as people with Icthyoids on their cars who get freaked out at a boob.

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    23. Re:Who do you fine? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      No, it's because none of them are competing with clear channel which is a HUGE donor to the republica party. THe idea was to hamstring viacom while giving clearchannel immunity from all past and future infringements.

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    24. Re:Who do you fine? by One+Louder · · Score: 1
      Viacom owns King World Entertainment, the distributor of Oprah's show.

      Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction occured on CBS, which is owned by Viacom.

      Viacom, along with a number of other broadcasters, joined in a petition to protest Bono's potential fine.

      On the other hand, six Clear Channel stations were fined a total of $495,000 for the Stern incident.

      So, clear this up for me - you're saying a politicized FCC is punishing Viacom to protect Clear Channel?

    25. Re:Who do you fine? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "Michael Powell is the head of the FCC, and is responsible for this nonsense. I hope he's replaced very soon."

      You are aware that the "comission" in "Federal Communications Commission" implies more than one person? No? Let me enlighten you. The Commission proper has five members, currently 3 Republican and 2 Democrat. During the Clinton years it was 3 Democrat, 2 Republican. Why? Powell, and before him Reed Hunt (sp?), are the Commission Chairmen, and, although they are theoretically appointed to a 5 year term, traditionally they step down when the President that appointed them leaves office.

      Michael Powell might be "head of the FCC" in one sense, but he is far from a dictator. And if you look at the actual votes on commission decisions, the votes are often unanimous or 4-1, which means the Democrats on the board commonly go with the Republicans.

      Also remember that, under the previous commissioner, there were also shenanigans of this sort. The commission may be filled with political hacks, but they are bipartisan hacks.

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    26. Re:Who do you fine? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      In exchange for the fine clearchannel got immunity for FUTURE ACTS. Viacom has no such immunity, this clearly give clearchannel an edge.

      As I said before bush will go after oprah after the election. Too risky to do it now.

      BTW 15 seconds of nipple never hurt anybody except maybe the fundamentalist taliban christians.

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    27. Re:Who do you fine? by One+Louder · · Score: 1
      In exchange for the fine clearchannel got immunity for FUTURE ACTS.
      Do you have a cite for this statement? If not, how do you know this?
    28. Re:Who do you fine? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Look it up, I am not your library or internet conection.

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  24. There you go. by Lain1488 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/10/26/stern.fcc/in dex.html

  25. What about the Lesbians? by syntap · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did Howard forget to bring them up? What kind of Stern shows this ?!?!

  26. Re:gmail invitations by bigtangringo · · Score: 0, Troll

    TROLL! "I'm watching gay porno" links..

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  27. the rabbit in central park by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're in the Detroit area, check out 990AM and 1090AM.

  28. Re:gmail invitations by trazom28 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Analysis before clicking shows they're not gmail invites, it's a link to something else. Dun trust it :P

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  29. Re:gmail invitations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm watching gay porno

    What does you watching gay porno have to do with gmail?

  30. Transcript of the call by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 5, Informative

    Transcript of the conversation can be found on Jeff Jarvis's Buzzmachine.

    (Sorry Jeff)

  31. It's not what you know.... by xThinkx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Come on, seriously now, who HASN'T gotten at least one job from a friend/family member/spouse/etc. I understand that this is a bit bigger, but powell saying he got the job because of his resume and not his father is like Paris Hilton saying she's famous because she's pretty. There are a lot of unfamous prettier people and a lot of more qualified candidates for this position not named Powell.

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    1. Re:It's not what you know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It ain't me.

      It ain't me.

      I ain't no senator's son.

    2. Re:It's not what you know.... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Paris Hilton was famous (slightly) because she was rich and pretty, and now she's famous because, while slightly famous, she took it up the ass on an infrared camera and the world got ahold of the footage. Plain and simple.

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    3. Re:It's not what you know.... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      she took it up the ass on an infrared camera

      Uh, no she didn't. Vanilla sex. Right?

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    4. Re:It's not what you know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was regular sex. Although the BJ she gave could be used as a training tape for other women ;)

    5. Re:It's not what you know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope not, she's terrible at it.

  32. Content by hhawk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The important issue for us is Content. What is legal? by copyright or by context (e.g., obscene, community standards, etc.).

    The FCC has a lot of control over this in term of what is Obscene. Howard has a good point that some talk shows can do topics and not be fined but his show is.

    In NYC women are not required to wear shirts; that is it's legal to show breasts in public. Thus Janet Jackson's nipple is legal to be seen here. Why is a nipple Obscene in the first place? IMHO telling women that a nipple is Obscene is about the same as telling them they have to keep their legs and face covered.

    We say the USA is a free country but if you taken in to context the Comstock laws and now the Powell FCC Board some aspects of personal expression are very limited.

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    1. Re:Content by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Howard is targeted so much because he is number 1. It is easy to target number 1 and generally it is done so.
      Howard also sets precedents - is taught in classroom (college) communications classes, etc. He is influential to say the least, and a big threat to conservatives.
      Hence, Howard gets targeted.

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    2. Re:Content by michael.teter · · Score: 1

      A nipple is obscene to many people because America has been traditionally modest (compared to Europe, for example).

      By your argument, I should be able to go around pointing my penis at people, erect and proud. Why should the head of my penis be obscene? It's just a part of my natural body right?

      Where do you draw the line? Historically in the US, the vagina, anus, nipples, and penis stay covered in public. There are designated places where this is not true, but in general that's the norm.

      If people are allowed to display body parts that have previously been considered "private", where then do we draw the line on physical contact regarding those displayed body parts? In other words, it is considered reasonable, if in poor taste, for a couple to share a passionate kiss in public. If nipples are allowed to be displayed, is it then ok for one to kiss another's nipple in public? Now we're talking about where things become sexual, and what is appropriate to see.

      Can I get a blowjob in public? I mean, the penis is just a part of my body, as is her mouth. I'm sure some people might think it's ok for this to be public, but it would definitely cause some problems for young people who might see this.

      Where do you draw the line on language? Can I say "fuck" on TV? In the past I couldn't. "Fuck" is still considered an obscene word. The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language calls fuck "vulgar slang". Of course, with enough public use it will cease to be considered slang, and will then just become another common language word.

      So the summary is, each society must draw lines to mark what is appropriate and what is not appropriate. Previously, vulgar slang and certain body parts were not allowed to be said or shown in public, on television, radio, etc. (except in special context, such as seeing documentaries of natives in lands who didn't wear clothes).

      Maybe the FCC is being selective in its enforcement, and if so, that's the issue that should be argued.

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    3. Re:Content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also:

      Didn't she have somthing covering the nipple?

      And isn't it STOOPIT that they even make us have this discussion?

  33. Well ... by the+bluebrain · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The audio clip is available via my blog."

    That's a self-negating statement if I've seen heard one.

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  34. Howard starts with the cheap shot... by artemis67 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Stern: First question, how did you get your job? It is apparent to most of us in boradcasting that your father got you your job... I really don't think you're qualified to be the head of the commission. Do you deny that your father got you this job?

    Powell: I would deny it exceedingly. You can look at my resume if you want, Howard. I'm not ashamed of it and I think it justifies my existence. I was chief of staff of the anti-trust division, I'm an attorney, I was a clerk on the court of the United States, I was a private attorney, I had the same credentials that virtually anyone who sits in my position does. I think it's a little unfair that just because I happen to have a famous father, and other public officials don't, that you make an assumption that that's the only basis on which I serve in my position.

    1. Re:Howard starts with the cheap shot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this a cheap shot? Powell is in charge of a commission which essentially gets to unilaterally decide what we get to hear on the radio and see on TV, how many media outlets can be owned by the same entity, etc.

      Is it not legitimate to question why he is qualified to make these decisions? Is it illegitimate to question why someone with a lifetime of experience in broadcasting didn't get the job, and instead a lawyer with a few years of FCC experience jumped to the front of the pack and got to be in charge?

      Stern is trying to make a broader argument than "I am not indecent." His argument starts with "why does the government get to decide what's indecent" followed by "and why are you the person in the government that gets to make that decision?"

    2. Re:Howard starts with the cheap shot... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

      I have to say that if Stern took a cheap shot, Powell acquitted himself quite well in the reply.

      I'm also somewhat of a Powell fan on balance. He seems a bit more savvy about things like VoIP than most FedGovBots. Granted, I would prefer that he preempt any local monopoly-granting power to telcos, but that'll probably come after we take farm subsidies to the back of the shed.. (shortly after hell freezes over :[)

    3. Re:Howard starts with the cheap shot... by antiMStroll · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nothing Powell mentions here significantly differentiates him from hundreds of thousands of other lwayers. Some background in broadcasting would have been nice. This isn't a partisan shot, Powell saying pops had nothing to do with his getting this position is as beliveable as saying Hillary Clinton was the best qualified to oversee restructuring of the Federal medical system. Both are about as competent based on the results.

    4. Re:Howard starts with the cheap shot... by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      But Stern tried to make it a partisan shot, trying to paint Powell as a Bush patsy, when in fact Powell was nominated to the FCC by the Clinton administration.

      Powell also pointed out that the commission, comprised of both Democrats and Republicans, voted unanimously for the fines against Stern, and that it was the Democratic commissioners who wanted even larger fines.

      Stern came off in the interview as only having half of the facts.

    5. Re:Howard starts with the cheap shot... by bigpat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Cheap shot? When someone sits in a position of moral judgement over others, everything is fair game. Judge not others lest you be judged, remember?

      It is a undeniable that Powell got his position because of politcal favor. Powell doesn't actually deny that it played a role, just that it wasn't "the only basis." To deny it is silly. I suspect that Clinton owed Colin for not running against him in 1996 and there were probably many other reasons as well. But it is perfectly fair to point out that someone who sits in moral judgement of others is no priest himself and does sit in his position purely on his own merits.

      That said, I don't think that it is fair to say that Powell is particularly unqualified, just that no one really is qualified and it is a shame on us that we can't figure out a better way to behave than to go around taking money from people who say things that we don't like.

    6. Re:Howard starts with the cheap shot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stern was much less harassed by the FCC pre-Bush, so it's pretty obvious that a Republican administration that is suddenly about "protecting values" and all that right wing bullshit isn't going to be high on Stern's love list. Of course Stern will make it as partisan as possible: that's his marketing strategy for himself. Many on both sides of the authoritarian aisle want to control content, it's simply the Republicans are more influencial right now. If Kerry wins and the FCC is still on his ass then he'll be attacking Kerry in a very partisan fashion.

    7. Re:Howard starts with the cheap shot... by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting factoid, thanks, though Colin Powell was high in the hierarchy in Clinton's admin too. It's amazing though, given what proven to be Powell's extreme deregulationist stance, that Clinton considered him.

    8. Re:Howard starts with the cheap shot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just goes to show that most Republicans and Democrats can't stand a free market of communication: They want to regulate as much as possible the content and the methods of speech.

    9. Re:Howard starts with the cheap shot... by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      Matthew 7:1 & 2: Judge not, that you be not judged. For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you.

      The FCC judged Stern on the basis of his profane speech. Stern is not alleging that the FCC used profane speech.

    10. Re:Howard starts with the cheap shot... by Megaweapon · · Score: 1

      Stern is not alleging that the FCC used profane speech.

      The FCC's actions are profane enough as it is.

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    11. Re:Howard starts with the cheap shot... by bigpat · · Score: 1

      "Matthew 7:1 & 2: Judge not, that you be not judged. For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you.

      The FCC judged Stern on the basis of his profane speech. Stern is not alleging that the FCC used profane speech."


      Whether he is stating it that way or not, Stern certainly is accusing the FCC of indecency of a no less insidious character. It is indecent to censor others speech. It is against nature. It is against God.

      Damn it.

  35. Coral link works best by Danathar · · Score: 1

    http://www.blurr.net.nyud.net:8090/mirror/powell-s tern-2004-10-26.mp3

    1. Re:Coral link works best by Danathar · · Score: 1

      hmm....must be larger than the coral cache allows. Oh well

  36. Re:Why did Powell agree to do this interview? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    It was a call-in show. Stern called in and ambushed him on the show.

  37. He's gotta stop this.. by B0bbi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As much as I like Howard Stern's radio show, he's really hurting his own cause at this point.

    Accusing Michael Powell of nepotism will get him air time on the Today show, but it hardly has the same impact of Jon Stewart taking on the Crossfire hosts on the actual ISSUES in media.

    By the way, I strongly suspect that's what's happening here...Jon Stewart is getting a lot of positive attention appearing on other people's shows, 60 Minutes, Crossfire, so Howard Stern jumped on the bandwagon. There's a huge difference, though. Jon Stewart made valid, well thought out points, backing them up with facts, even quotes from his show, even though he certainly had an axe to grind.

    Howard just called Michael Powell names. I'd expect that from Stuttering John.

    One more year and Howard will be off the terrestrial radio and onto my Sirius - then the FCC can go after Oprah all it wants. Supposedly they truly are investigating her. Sure.

    He should just stop this childish behavior for now and leave things alone, he's not helping his case at all.

    1. Re:He's gotta stop this.. by gp310ad · · Score: 1

      The audio clip I grabbed was awful.
      It sounded kind of like like Howard and Michael...

      He wouldn't be Howard if he stopped.
      He made valid points.
      He just did it in his own way.

      He asked why him and not Adam and Drew (love line),
      "let me guess, you're a big girl, right?"

      If anyone has a good quality, complete, copy in any format, I'd like ot hear it without all the distortion.

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    2. Re:He's gotta stop this.. by telemonster · · Score: 1

      Were the Crossfire hosts targeting John Stewert? I'm sure the FCC uses the stern show as the whipping child to get their indecensy laws pushed. Not a huge Stern fan, but I don't think he is riding the bandwagon. Heck, his listeners have been dropping Stern's name on other people's news shows for many years.

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    3. Re:He's gotta stop this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Supposedly they truly are investigating her. Sure.

      There must be a gillion oprah episodes. Can you imagine how long it take to watch all of them, all the while checking everything against the Big List Of Things You Cant Say? It's probably hard enough just saying awake...

    4. Re:He's gotta stop this.. by Kurt+Gray · · Score: 2

      I found the Jon Stewart-Crossfire exchange to be less relevant since it boils down a comedic entertainer accusing political entertainers of providing entertainment instead of sober discourse. Stewart made a lot of good points but it's all a waste of his breath because food fight shows are the ratings giants of cable news.

      Howard Stern's questioning of Michael Powell was mostly relevant. The FCC decency standards are not well defined and not consistently enforced and Stern, unlike most broadcasters, has been demanding some explanation of that process and whether certain fines have a political dimension behind them. Powell offered some good responses, pointing out that enforcement of decency is not just a Republican agenda but bipartisan.

    5. Re:He's gotta stop this.. by killjoe · · Score: 1

      They are probably waiting till after the election to go after oprah. She has a tremendous amount of influence on women voters so you don't want to make her your enemy before the election. Since he won't be running again I suspect Bush will try to punish oprah later.

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    6. Re:He's gotta stop this.. by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Powell offered some good responses, pointing out that enforcement of decency is not just a Republican agenda but bipartisan."

      No, a GOOD response would have been to define "decency" and the FCC process to determine this. Because he didn't, I assume they can't or won't. If they (FCC) can't or won't define how they enforce the rules, perhaps they shouldn't be enforcing them....

    7. Re:He's gotta stop this.. by bullitB · · Score: 1

      As much as I like Howard Stern's radio show, he's really hurting his own cause at this point.

      Since when he is anything but an actor? He has a cause? Give me a fucking break. His cause is keeping his employer (Viacom, now Sirius) happy by staying popular on the air so more advertising airtime can be sold. As a good capitalist, I feel this is a noble goal, but there's near-zero evidence he's actually fighting for anything other than money here.

      If he were really out there to get his message (about...whatever) out, why is he taking $600 million to work at Sirius? He's a professional entertainer, doing it for the money. Please don't confuse this with honest civil libertarianism or anything.

    8. Re:He's gotta stop this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Accusing Michael Powell of nepotism will get him air time on the Today show, but it hardly has the same impact of Jon Stewart taking on the Crossfire hosts on the actual ISSUES in media.

      He should just stop this childish behavior for now and leave things alone, he's not helping his case at all.

      Jon Stewart didn't resort to childish behavior by calling Tucker Carlson "a dick" on national television? How about making fun of his bow tie then?

  38. Community Standards by N8F8 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Because the bandwith is limited and the government is forced to regulate the airwaves to keep the marketplace orderly, radio and TV are fundamentally different than cable TV or the internet. Consumers who want access to the information have fewer choices.

    Stern is a professional asshole. I listen to him regularly, but pushed the envelope to make money folks. I'd like to show up with a septic truck and dump 2000 gallons of raw sewage on his doorstep to give him a taste of his own medicine.

    Freedom of speech isn't an absolute freedom. With any RIGHT come a corresponding RESPONSABILITY. Stern and his ilk never accept responsability for their actions.

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    1. Re:Community Standards by geomon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Freedom of speech isn't an absolute freedom.

      Fair enough. Your right has been terminated. You opinions are no longer community accepted and you are hereby denied the right to speak.

      How does it feel to have the cannon pointed at you?

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    2. Re:Community Standards by geomon · · Score: 1

      Bite my ass?

      Wow, I'm sorry I gave you an opportunity to debate your position in an adult manner.

      The Libertarian position would be to let the consumer make the decision on what is indecent and allow them to use the on/off control. Letting the government decide for *me* what is indecent is incredibly patronizing.

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    3. Re:Community Standards by Rytr23 · · Score: 1

      "Freedom of speech isn't an absolute freedom. With any RIGHT come a corresponding RESPONSABILITY" Exactly.. like not using it to cause a riot or cause injury etc;however, none of these things is caused by howard on the air in the scope of his show. There is none for him to accept, primarily because everyone knows when he is on and what the show is about! Jesus fucking christ! No one with multiple brain cells will turn on Howard when they are looking for world news and those looking for his type of material know not to tune into FOX/CNN/BBC etc etc. Its really that easy..they even have remote controls for radios these days so those fat,midwestern, "sensitive" house fraus can change the station without disturbing the bedsores.. And as for the marketplace being orderly, I think that 8-12 million people deciding they WANT to listen to and support the show is quite enough order, because if he was really that bad, then he wouldn't have the listeners or more importantly the sponsors that the show needs to survive financially.

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    4. Re:Community Standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stern is a professional asshole. I listen to him regularly,....I'd like to show up with a septic truck and dump 2000 gallons of raw sewage on his doorstep to give him a taste of his own medicine.

      Have a Lack of self control do you? Most people do not listen to things that they find offensive. That is like a grandmother suing the theatre because she bought tickets to see Team America and was bothered by seeing a R rated movie.

      you either are a Nutcase or someone that needs a hobby.

      either case, if you stop listening to Howard, he will stop bothering you.

      didn't your parents ever teach you this stuff?

    5. Re:Community Standards by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      Try yelling "fire" in a theater when there isn't one. Try threatening the President.

      There are limits. Sorry, but it's true. The original poster was just pointing out the obvious.

      don't like it? start campaigning.

      Otherwise, it's not an issue.

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    6. Re:Community Standards by geomon · · Score: 1

      "...fat,midwestern, "sensitive" house fraus can change the station without disturbing the bedsores."

      That was a great line.

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    7. Re:Community Standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if using rude words is a reason to get banned, then "bite my ass" is the reason why N8 should never speak in public again. Yes?

    8. Re:Community Standards by geomon · · Score: 1

      Try yelling "fire" in a theater when there isn't one. Try threatening the President.

      Ah, yes... The practice questions for the LSAT. Neither of these is exclusively wrong. Consider the context:

      1) Am I prohibited, as an actor on the stage, from yelling "fire" in a theater when their isn't one?

      2) Can I threaten the President in a play, book, or other creative context?

      There are limits. Sorry, but it's true.

      And any idiot can tell you that, but what is difficult is defining what *is* and *isn't* objectionable, much less indecent to every individual. That is why the 'community standards' provision is such a shaky foundation on which to rest these decisions.

      The original poster was just pointing out the obvious.

      No, I belive the original poster was thrashing Stern for what he believes is indecent or obscene.

      I was pointing out that I don't want him or the government making that decision for me

      don't like it? start campaigning.

      I don't have to campaign. The Bill of Rights protects my point of view. What the FCC regulates is free-air transmissions. When free-air broadcasting becomes the exclusive realm of infomercials and christain talk radio, then people will begin to realize how stupid the 'community stadards' provisions are.

      If someone can cite an FCC obscenity test case that went all the way to the SCOTUS, perhaps we could see where the Constitution stands on the question of what is obscene in broadcasting.

      Read the signature.

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    9. Re:Community Standards by karnal · · Score: 1

      Isn't it "Bite my shiny metal ass"?

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      Karnal
    10. Re:Community Standards by bugg · · Score: 1

      So what's the libertarian position for when two radio stations want to broadcast on the same frequency?

      I mean, I'm an anarchist, but I do understand that the people should have some collective control over things that are in the commons, such as spectrum allocation. I'd agree that the FCC isn't a just manifestitation of the will of the affected people, but the principle N8F8 raised is correct- communities should be empowered to choose who can broadcast, because spectrum allocation creates a natural monopoly.

      However, because of the unjust nature of the FCC, and even the facts of the case according to FCC guidelines, I side with Stern in this case.

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      -bugg
    11. Re:Community Standards by geomon · · Score: 1

      So what's the libertarian position for when two radio stations want to broadcast on the same frequency?

      Same as the position on water rights: "first in time, first in right".

      I mean, I'm an anarchist, but I do understand that the people should have some collective control over things that are in the commons, such as spectrum allocation.

      No argument here.

      I'd agree that the FCC isn't a just manifestitation of the will of the affected people, but the principle N8F8 raised is correct- communities should be empowered to choose who can broadcast, because spectrum allocation creates a natural monopoly.

      Why does the 'community' have that right and where is that 'right' specified? Access to water rights is a natural monopoly, but no legal authority in the US considers the right to reserve water allotment as something requiring a community decision process.

      When I read the Constitution, I do not see the govenment receiving any rights other than those given to them by consent of the governed. That consent does not include the right to determine what is considered objectionable by any group.

      You have the right to turn off your radio or change the channel when something offends you. I have the right to listen to anything that is broadcast on the airwaves. The government does NOT have the right to decide what is decent or objectionable. We have not tested that Constitutinal "right" in court. The Congress granted the Administration the responsibility to regulate the airwaves. But that regulation is subject to judical review. Until that is resolved, this issue will continue to fester.

      However, because of the unjust nature of the FCC, and even the facts of the case according to FCC guidelines, I side with Stern in this case.

      I would rephrase your sentence to change "unjust" to "arbitrary". An unjust decision would require taking he issue to court in the first place. If you listen to the stream again you will hear Stern questioning the lack of due process.

      Put the issue before a federal court, not an administrative process.

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    12. Re:Community Standards by smithmc · · Score: 1

      So what's the libertarian position for when two radio stations want to broadcast on the same frequency?

      Let 'em use CDMA encoding?

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    13. Re:Community Standards by bullitB · · Score: 1

      How does it feel to have the cannon pointed at you?

      How does it feel that I can't be paid millions of dollars to do the ever-so-slightly more mature version of yelling "PENIS!" in a crowd of people without the small risk of a fine?

      Well, I feel fine, actually. This has been the law my entire life.

  39. From the horses mouth by KaiserZoze_860 · · Score: 1

    Here is the link to the Windows Media Player feed from the radio station's site:

    http://rope.kgoam810.com/archive/kgo09.asx

    Stern starts in about half way through. Enjoy.

    -KS
  40. After hearing the clip by RealAlaskan · · Score: 5, Interesting
    After listening to Stern and Powell on the clip: Stern is a childish, stupid jerk. Powell is a slick politician.

    Powell handles himself well: he can talk sense on the fly. I'd say he has a lot upstairs. Much of what the FCC has been doing is pretty wrong, but that's what politicians do, and we can't even give Powell all the blame, since he's not the only FCC commissioner.

    Stern didn't make much sense, and didn't want to hear anything that didn't fit his conspiracy theories. He sounded spiteful and small. At least his ``good luck to Michael Powell'' sounded sincere. Maybe he realizes that without the notoriety the FCC has given him, he probably wouldn't be moving to satellite radio.

    1. Re:After hearing the clip by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's not whether you're paranoid, it's whether you're paranoid enough. It's pretty strong evidence of a conspiracy against certain types of media when, as Stern points out, he gets fined for behavior that others go free on. There are certain times when a fine is probably justified, like Janet's nipple on the fucking Superbowl - women are as rabid about superbowl parties as men are and there's always kids around, that was just stupid as well as unnecessary. But, fining Stern who is known to run off at the mouth is ridiculous, because as we all know, it is possible to change the channel.

      To me, that's not paranoia, it's working with the available evidence.

      With that said; Stern is a jerk. Still, it doesn't mean he's an idiot.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:After hearing the clip by learn+fast · · Score: 1

      I agree. Stern is apparently too used to making idiots sound like idiots on his show -- he's completely out of practice debating an actually intelligent, cool-headed (if completely hypocritical) person, even when he has (IMHO) a perfectly good case.

      If Stern had done any research he could have looked how Powell handles his responses in the past, etc. Jon Stewart is routinely able to make, smart cool-headed people look like fools when they act like fools, I don't see why Stern couldnt've if he actually had his act together.

    3. Re:After hearing the clip by Cplus · · Score: 1

      I repeat, it's just a nipple...you get to see them when you're a baby. Why does it turn into something 'dirty' when you're a child?

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    4. Re:After hearing the clip by hb253 · · Score: 1

      I went to a resort in Mexico this past summer with my wife and 2 kids. My son, who is 12, pointed out to me there were topless women on the beach. Some were stunning, some were - unattractive. Regardless, we're not talking nipples here, we're talking full bouncy breast exposure.

      Was I scandalized? No. Was he scarred for life? No. Did I discuss it with him pointing out that it's no big deal to see breasts? Yes. The more things are made mysterious and prohibited, the more appealing it is to the younger crowd.

      I don't get why a partial breast exposure with nipple covered by a sunburst decoration caused such a sensation.

      People are nuts.

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    5. Re:After hearing the clip by dnight · · Score: 1

      Jealousy. :) I wish I had a boob stuffed in my face every time I screamed.

    6. Re:After hearing the clip by Rallion · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot. Seeing nipples is a big deal for people here.

    7. Re:After hearing the clip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we can't even give Powell all the blame, since he's not the only FCC commissioner.

      So we shouldn't blame the CEOs of Enron for the company's downfall? Oh come on.. there's a reason why there is a chain of command hierarchy in any sort of organization-- so that someone at top has responsibility for directing the entire group. If we can't assign blame to any one person, then who do we hold accountable?

    8. Re:After hearing the clip by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's not a big deal, except that it's something that's known to not be allowed on television, and the super bowl is basically the time guaranteed to raise the biggest stink. I'm personall in favor of titties but that's not at all the point I was making.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    9. Re:After hearing the clip by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The scene: Lister and Rimmer in the brig.

      LISTER: It's only two years; what, with good behaviour it'll probably only be eighteen months. Remember when you were first born, then you were eighteen months? The time just flashed past!
      RIMMER: It flashed past because you had two breasts big as your head at your beck and call day and night! Give me that now and I wouldn't be whinging.

      --Red Dwarf season eight episode four, "Cassandra"

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  41. Stern made some insightful and relevant points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Including "Bababooey! Bababooey!" and "Sit down! Shut up!"

    1. Re:Stern made some insightful and relevant points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i believe Stern really cemented his argument when he politely told Chairman Powell:
      "Don't be stupid you moron!"
      such a master debater

  42. Another mirror, just in case by Ballresin · · Score: 1

    Here's another mirror in case the others go...

    Mirror

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  43. A censored mirror is not a mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Please dont represent it as one.

    1. Re:A censored mirror is not a mirror by detritus` · · Score: 1

      How is mirroring the audiofile that is the topic of the story, and not the rest of the blog (which has nothing to do with it?) honestly, if i hadnt put that anti-bush comment in there it'd be at +5 informative, thanks slashdot, i'll remember in the future how one is thanked for giving away bandwidth...

  44. Baa Baa Booey! by Zorilla · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess if you were expecting someone to call in saying, "Hello, Powell? Baa baa booey baa baa booey, Howard Stern's penis! Baa baa booey!" your expectations can only go up from there.

    (Ob. Family Guy quote where Peter testifies against Clarence Thomas pending...someone else can post it)

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    It would be cool if it didn't suck.
  45. transcript by L.+VeGas · · Score: 4, Informative

    Stern: Ronn, hi.

    Owens: Is this who I think it is?

    Stern: Yeah, and I want to say hi to the commissioner and a friend of mine told me the commissioner said he was going to be on the show....

    The commissioner has fined me millions of dollars for things I have said and consistently avoids me and avoids me and I wonder how long he will stay on the phone with me.

    Owens: Go ahead and ask your questions.

    Stern: Hi, Michael, how are you?

    Powell: Hi, Howard, how are you?

    Stern: Does it make you nervous to talk to me?

    Powell: It does not....

    Stern: All right, so well, I've got about ten zillion questions for you because you honestly are an enigma to me.

    The first question being: How did you get your job? It is apparent to most of us in broadcasting that your father got you your job. And you kind of sit there:

    You're the judge, you're the arbiter, you're the one who tells us what we can and can't say on the air and yet I really don't think you're qualified to be the head of the commission. Do you deny that your father got you this job?

    Powell: Well, I would deny it exceedingly. You can look at my resume if you want, Howard. I'm not ashamed of it and I think it justifies my existence. I was chief of staff of the antitrust division, I'm an attorney, I was a clerk on the court of the United States I was a private attorney I have the same credentials that virtually anyone who sits in my position does and I think it's a little unfair that just because I happen to have a famous father and other public officials don't that you make the assumption that is the basis on which I sit in my position.

    Owens: Caller already asked this question so move on....

    Stern: So out of all the people that sit on the commission, you were moved to the head of the class. I don't buy your explanation but OK.

    You know, the thing that amazes me about you is, you continually fine me but you're afraid to go to court with me and I'll explain myself if you give me a second:

    Fine after fine came and we tried to go to court with you to find out about obscenity and what your line was and whether our show was indecent, which I don't think it is. And you do something really sneaky behind the scenes. You continue to block Viacom from buying new stations until we pay those fines.

    You are afraid to go court. You are afraid to get a ruling time and time again.

    When will you allow this to go to court and stop practicing your form of racketeering that you do by making stations pay up or you hold up their license renewal?

    Powell: First of all, that's flatly false.

    Stern: It's not false. It's true.

    Powell: I'm afraid it is. There's no reason why Viacom or any other company who feels that they have been wrongly fined can't sue us in court. We have no basis whatsoever to prevent them from going to court.

    Stern: You're lying. I've lived through your fines, Michael. And Mel Karmazin came to me one day and said, Howard, we're gonna have to pay up some sort of cockamame (sp?) bunch of fines that we don't we're wrong because we can't get our paperwork done. We are finding it increasingly difficult to boy radio stations. I know you're not telling the truth. And I question why you are selected to be one who is the FCC commissioner....

    I'm going to Sirius satellite radio....

    Owens: That's the question I was going to ask. Now he's going to go to satellite. One of the things that I read is that there are people who said cable TV, satellite radio, that ought to fall under the aegis of the FCC that content there...

    Stern: Nobody's saying that... That's not going to happen. Michael knows that. This is the guise of the public airwaves. Michael's a Republican He knows that the marketplace....

    Owens: By the way, weren't you appointed by Clinton?... No, no, no, no, he was appointed head of the FCC by George W. Bush.

    Powell: Howard, the only thing I would ask is that if we're going to b

    1. Re:transcript by X_Bones · · Score: 2, Informative

      why bother giving credit where it's due when there's karma-whoring to be done?

  46. Smoke and bombast by tgeller · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I read the transcript. Regardless of whether you agree with him, Powell held his own with dignity and respect. Stern's used the "Big Lie" strategy: Repeat something enough, and it seems like truth. Fine for entertainment, appalling for matters of law. Top that with ad hominem attacks and stonewaling, and you get quite a performance.

    I'm disgusted, and hope he loses big.

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    Tom Geller
    1. Re:Smoke and bombast by SallyMac · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm a rather large Howard Stern fan myself, but I must agree with you. Howard is much more elequent than he showed with yesterday's confrontation, and he lost sight of the issues by simply jumping on the wrong ones when he had the chance to finally talk to him. It's dissapointing that what could have been an intelligent debate on the first amendment turned into a great big "YOU SUCK" from Howard. Michael Powell came off very well.

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    2. Re:Smoke and bombast by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Big Lie strategy? I'm sorry, could you please point out the lies? Frankly I hate the Howard Stern show, it's got about as much intelligence as a bowl of alphabet soup - Occasionally the letters align and almost make sense, and that's about it. Not that HE is stupid, but that the majority of his fanbase is, and he's giving them what they want. Maybe it will turn out that the people on Sirius are of a slightly higher class and it will become interesting. The thing that Stern repeats (I just read the transcript too) is that the FCC is afraid to go to court with him, and is blocking Viacom from making any kind of moves (filing any paperwork, basically) until the fine is paid. This is true! So, where's the lie?

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:Smoke and bombast by Rallion · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I thought Powell was just as guilty of the Big Lie strategy than Stern. He repeatedly said that the fines were fair and had nothing to do with Stern's popularity. Then, afterwards, he admits that Stern is just a poster boy.

    4. Re:Smoke and bombast by a55mnky · · Score: 1

      Not that HE is stupid, but that the majority of his fanbase is

      I am amazed that you can make such a blanket statement - where are the facts to back this up - your statement only indicates that you are what you accuse others of i.e. stupid and worse ignorant and narrow-minded

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    5. Re:Smoke and bombast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Regardless of whether you agree with him, Powell held his own with dignity and respect."

      According to you, maybe.

    6. Re:Smoke and bombast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Powell held his own with dignity and respect."

      He didn't say anything. He just said "that's not true" "that's unfair".

      He had no substance. Howard was engaged and thoughtful. Oh, and respectful. I thought Howard crushed him.

    7. Re:Smoke and bombast by kamapuaa · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Powell is a politician, and you're too impressed by his political manner. In terms of substance, Stern was just saying it the way it is, and didn't lie or obfuscate once, while Powell did so repeatedly. Claiming there's no reason for Viacom to protest the FCC ruling is ridiculous. Was he suggesting Viacom is just too lazy to get around to it?

      Stern did seem childish and on attack, but that doesn't mean h isn't right.

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    8. Re:Smoke and bombast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. I always trust a man who can lie with confidence. I like guys who paint the world in black and white and never flip flop between the two. Powell didn't get his job at all due to his connections? Bull fucking shit!

    9. Re:Smoke and bombast by uucp · · Score: 1
      quick recap:
      stern = "You suck!"
      powell = the sound that gasbags make when they deflate.
      stern = "you hate me!"
      powell = sleazy rhetoric
      stern = "you fine two people differently for the same thing"
      powell = "look at the funny monkey!"


      Powell LACKED dignity, and wound up sounding like another politician (in other words, a big fucking liar). Stern simply came off as unprepared -- honest, but unprepared.

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    10. Re:Smoke and bombast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny about the legal thing.

      Howard seems to be complaining that he "can't" sue the FCC when in reality, it seems more like his own lawyers are counseling against it, because the FCC would likely win.

      If SCO has shown us anything, it's that you CAN sue over damned near anything, but that it may well make no legal sense whatsoever.

    11. Re:Smoke and bombast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess. You are a neo-conservative disguised as a Republican, right? That is the typical response used by the likes of Coultier, Hannity and O'Reily. Admit nothing, accuse the other side they lie. Tell "Big Lies". I am surprises you don't quote Fox News or Drudge Report in your reply.

      What are the "Big Lies"?

    12. Re:Smoke and bombast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the neocon shill heard from. Welcome.

      As always, white is black and black is white to you guys. Name one lie by Stern.

      On the other hand Powell lied repeatedly.
      - He said they fined Bono for the f-word, which is not true. The FCC found it indecent, but strangely never got around to fining him for it.
      - he said they're investigating Oprah.
      - Powell said that the FCC would be fine with going to court over fines, and twice denied that they ever took any action against stations. If a company is fined, the FCC essentially blocks them from renewing licenses, buying stations, and generally from conducting business until the fine is paid. That's extortion and racketeering.

      I think Stern could have done better, but every time he tried to talk the host turned down his volume and talked over him. Pretty hard to fight that over a phone line.

      Let's see Powell go on Stern's show, or even just meet him on any tv show to discuss these facts. He won't. All he does is run around to junket after junket at taxpayer expense.

      I'm disgusted, and hope he loses big.
      What are you even talking about?! Did you forget this had nothing to do with Kerry? Or is that your standard sig for posting slams on suspected Democrats?

    13. Re:Smoke and bombast by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Facts? What the fuck, it was opinion. I don't need facts to back opinion. I think that his particular brand of lowbrow humor is particularly devoid of interest and I think that the majority of the people I know who have admitted to being a stern fan are morons. Thank you, please drive through.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  47. This Just in From Al Michaels by Todd+Fisher · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lest anyone think that that link is a stable server. He mentioned something at the end ,in code, indicative of a certian useless internet fad. And a Boba-booey to you all!!!

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  48. blurr.net is a censored link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you only get part of the recording.

  49. Howard not being singled out? by KatchooNJ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I find it amusing that they deny that Howard has been singled out by the FCC... meanwhile, he received over 50% of the fines that the FCC slapped on broadcasters over the past five years.

    Now you tell me if that isn't showing that they are trying to use him as an example! ;-)

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    1. Re:Howard not being singled out? by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Right after Howard goes off the air, Powell agrees that there are probably morning zoo shows in any given market that are worse.

      I think Stern's real point is valid. If there are limits, they need to be clearly defined and uniformly applied. If it's OK for Oprah talk about tossed salads and rainbow parties, then it should be the same for Howard or anyone else. If Bono can say the F word, then so should anyone else.

      Hell, I've heard plenty of nasty stuff on dial-in Teeny Loveline shows.

      The fact is, the FCC arbitrarily decides case by case. Powell ducks answering on the Oprah thing by saying it's "still under review at the commission". She won't be fined. She's too popular.

      His comment that they won't let him come to court is valid too. You cant renew a license or buy another station with unpaid fines. So to start a legal fight regarding a fine would essentially mean shutting down Viacom.

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    2. Re:Howard not being singled out? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Unless talk radio (or radio in general) is slapped with a rating system, then Howard should keep his trap shut. Seriously, his TV show should have been slapped with a PG 13 or R. And if your a parents, do your job.

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    3. Re:Howard not being singled out? by Poseidon88 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Powell ducks answering on the Oprah thing by saying it's "still under review at the commission". She won't be fined. She's too popular.

      I found that interesting. My theory is that she definitely won't be fined before the elections next week. Afterwards, we'll see, but a Bush apointee being held responsible for fining Oprah would have a HUGE impact on the female voters.

    4. Re:Howard not being singled out? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "You cant renew a license or buy another station with unpaid fines. So to start a legal fight regarding a fine would essentially mean shutting down Viacom."

      Bullshit. It's not like license renewals are a daily thing; more like every few years. Also, there are procedures for handling renewals when there is a dispute like this. The FCC jackbooted thugs aren't going to cut the cables to the transmitters the second a stations license comes up for renewal and there is a fine in dispute.

      As for "buy another station," are we now in favor of huge media conglomerates aquiring more stations? I thought we were against that? Besides which, are you seriously arguing that Viacom will shut down because the are delayed from buying another station? Oh, Please!

      "Shutting down Viacom" is just a propaganda tactic being used by Stern and his bosses. There cause may be just, but tactics like these make them look like clowns.

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    5. Re:Howard not being singled out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for "buy another station," are we now in favor of huge media conglomerates aquiring more stations?

      No, I'm against government bodies using loopholes to get around the limitations of their mandate.

      Fining Viacom is like putting a boot on someones car. You're free to fight it in court, but you're going to need a ride there.

    6. Re:Howard not being singled out? by multimed · · Score: 1
      His comment that they won't let him come to court is valid too.

      Am I missing something? Is there some way the FCC is able to prevent Stern and/or Viacom from filing a lawsuit? They're free to sue--oh wait while there are outstanding fines, they can't buy any more stations? If they can't go that long without buying more stations it's kinda hard to feel for them. They could always pay the fines and still sue and recover their payment if they win.

      Hell, I've heard plenty of nasty stuff on dial-in Teeny Loveline shows.

      Which is still nothing compared to the Sunday Night Sex Show or Talk Sex with Sue Johanson. Something these have in common however is that they're on cable. Which is for the most part, outside the FCC's authority compared to radio and over the air TV that uses public airwaves. Should it matter? I don't know but historically there's been a line drawn.

      I think Stern's real point is valid. If there are limits, they need to be clearly defined and uniformly applied

      If there are limits then they're determined by the general public. I don't know whether it's fair or not but things broadcast over public airwaves are subject to the whims of society in general. If some one says or does something that's broadcast on public airwaves and the FCC gets a ton of complaints, they'll take some sort of action. While Howard Stern and Oprah may from time to time use the same words or discuss similar topics, big picture, anyone who says their programs are remotely comparable is smoking something funny. And I seriously doubt it would make any difference if specific words & phrases were defined--the whole point of Stern & shock jocks is to push the envelope and be edgy. That's just what he does. Explicitly state that you can't say X and he'll say things that sound close to X, imply X, partially say X and eventually say X. It's part and partial to being edgy. Move the line and he'd either move with it, or a lot less people would listen/watch. And I don't listen to him on the radio but I do watch him on E! sometimes. I don't think he'd be nearly as amusing if he's not flirting with what he can and can't say.

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    7. Re:Howard not being singled out? by ildon · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how posters like you just totally ignore context as if it didn't exist. Take the word "fuck". If i were to give you a detailed history of the word's origin and evolution in language and usage over time, and display it in a forum where people who wanted to learn about the history of language had access to it, it would be in good context and much more likely to be "ok" than if I just played the South Park movie uncut on broadcast television at 3 PM, the time when children are most likely to be watching television.

      It's not simply the word or phrase or image that is obscene, but its context, usage, and purpose. That same history of the word "fuck", if shown in a way that was intentionally flaunting the word's usage in a forum where people would not welcome it, done in bad faith, would be bad context.

      You don't censor the word nigger from Huckleberry Finn, but you don't let your children call their black classmates niggers.

      Context DOES matter.

  50. Excuse you? by wombatmobile · · Score: 5, Informative

    why doesn't stern organize mass complaint filings

    He did.

    ...sit back and see what happens.

    He did.

    then if the fcc takes no action on thousands of letters, he can genuinely talk about hypocricy

    He did. That was the clip you were commenting on.

    1. Re:Excuse you? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      In the letter, you gotta love the comment "I would expect you set a stern example."

      Which screams Howard Stern fan! Good writing though :D

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    2. Re:Excuse you? by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      The best part of that smoking gun link you provided is the first letter. The pun about setting "a stern example" of harpo is funny enough, but the topper is definitely the remark about "Citizens against Unclean Network Trash". Goddamn priceless.

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  51. Freedom and Democracy Getting Slippery by MooseByte · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "What if the result of more people voting is exactly the opposite of what you want?"

    Like if, say, the Iraqi people overwhelmingly voted for a Muslim theocracy....

    The problem with some proponents of democracy is that they're the very same people who are first to add "conditions" to the results thereof. (Not talking about you, ratamacue, just bringing up a point.)

    Same with freedom of speech. Those who would claim themselves to be conservatives kicking three women out of a rally for wearing "offensive" t-shirts. The offensive message? "Protect Our Civil Liberties". Great. How about requiring those "loyalty oaths" before attending Bush events? Sound a little Stalinist? Anyone seeing irony here?

    I laugh again at those claiming the title "conservative" while throwing all that it means down the toilet, willingly and with a village idiot's smile.

    Democracy and freedom - "You keep using those words. I don't think they mean what you think they mean."

    1. Re:Freedom and Democracy Getting Slippery by jallen02 · · Score: 1

      If by your judgement voting for bush is throwing core values of conservatism down the toilet then voting for Kerry is much worse than that (to a true conservative who believes in less of a role for government in the lives of Americans).

      Fair Use Tax, Privatized SS (out of govts hands in any tangible form), etc. Good luck getting these passed under a dems watch

      Jeremy

    2. Re:Freedom and Democracy Getting Slippery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh... what was on the back of those shirts? The picture only shows half the story. Also It would have been interesting to hear from the staffer's point of view rather than using the hearsay argued by the alleged victims before we burn them at the stake.

    3. Re:Freedom and Democracy Getting Slippery by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      (to a true conservative who believes in less of a role for government in the lives of Americans) - you say that, but you can't actually mean it with Bush and the Christian Right involved in this. I wouldn't be NEARLY as hateful towards Bush if he dropped all this Christian bullshit here and now. A real conservative would look at this wild religious bent and shudder with terror; not because he's a Christian (as many conservatives are wont to be - and that's not a bad thing), but because he's forcing those religious rules through left and right, and, I'm sorry, but a religious rule with no rational justification behind it is wrong - in every situation; hence that whole "separation of church and state" amendment. Of course there's going to be some religious influence, but it's pretty obvious the founding fathers intended to attempt to keep the two as separate as possible; NOT by joining the two as one, or making one subserviant over the other.

      This is the sole reason I despise Bush - and most Republicans, for that matter. Otherwise, while I disagree with their "less government" approach when it comes to monetary matters, I still respect it. But I can never respect anyone who is thrusting their religion into my lap by passing "values-based" rules, regulations, and laws. A true conservative would be angry that someone is taking the choice of determining their own values away and planting it in the lap of a government agency. But they aren't. It's sad. :(

      I'm a libertarian on social matters - to an extreme - and very anti-business when it comes to business matters (especially when those business matters come into contact with the environment and personal civil rights vs. the right of someone else making a profit).

      But I've rambled and I'm sure I'm going to take a hell of a Karma hit for this, but whatever. It had to be said.

    4. Re:Freedom and Democracy Getting Slippery by nsayer · · Score: 1
      Like if, say, the Iraqi people overwhelmingly voted for a Muslim theocracy....

      o/~ They've got to be protected / all their rights respected / 'till somebody we like can be elected. o/~

      (Send The Marines, by Tom Lehrer).

    5. Re:Freedom and Democracy Getting Slippery by jsebrech · · Score: 1

      Fair use tax? I take it you mean fairtax.org's proposal, which would decrease the budget for the government (a bad thing since there wouldn't necessarily be a spending cut, and there's already a deficit), and which is actually regressive but hides it by making exceptions for the poor. It's essential effect is to shift the tax burden (as a percentage of income) to the middle class. Do the math, you'll see.

      And as for privatized SS, it'll never work. Yes, in theory it makes sense, but in practice you need to bridge the gap between the time people move their money to private accounts and the time your obligations to existing SS beneficiaries end. I don't remember how much it costs to bridge that, but I remember it's so big as to basically be impossible to afford. If bush privatizes SS, he'll bankrupt the nation, or he'll have to dramatically cut SS services, neither of which is particularly digestible politically, so it's not likely to happen.

      Besides, for someone claiming to be a conservative you have funny values. You sound more libertarian to me. Conservatives traditionally wanted a balanced budget, respect for the constitution, and a cap on the size of government. You've gotten none of that with bush, and all are more likely with kerry.

    6. Re:Freedom and Democracy Getting Slippery by MooseByte · · Score: 2

      "(to a true conservative who believes in less of a role for government in the lives of Americans)."

      You have GOT to be kidding me! Under this "conservative" GOP leadership that controls the White House and BOTH houses of Congress, government hasn't been this deeply implanted into our lives in countless decades. The PATRIOT Act? Ashcroft tries to EXPAND the powers of the evil thing, with White House support. Yes Dems voted for it too. Some now want to scale it back. But the point is that the GOP should have been the FIRST in line shooting it down in the first place! Instead this Administration wanted to EXPAND it?

      Government spending is at an all-time high. Amending the U.S. Constitution to ban gay marriage? What the hell does that have to do with keeping government out of the lives of Americans? Free trade? Bush imposed steel tariffs. Fiscal responsibility? Spending beyond our means like a drunken sailor. "Nation building" vs. conserving our forces? We're suddenly in the middle of the Mother of All Screw-Ups in nation building history.

      Freedom of speech has been reduced to parody. Did you not follow the links I posted? 3 women kicked out of a Bush rally for wearing "Protect Our Civil Liberties" t-shirts?!? "Oaths of Loyalty"? We've seen it before. It was called East Germany and the Stasi. What is it with you people that just CANNOT see that? If you agree with it for some sick reason, fine. But don't pretend it bears any resemblance to a true conservative agenda of individual liberty and free thought.

      The fact that self-labeled "conservatives" can sit back and support Bush is an affront to rational conservatism. If Clinton had EVER tried something as ludicrous as an "oath of loyalty" or kicking out people for wearing civil liberties t-shirts, the fair-weather conservatives would have been all over him. Bush does it and suddenly it's "patriotism".

      Face it - the conservative movement is being played for fools, too blinded by the chants of "patriotism" and "freedom" to actually remember what it's SUPPOSED to mean. All the reasoning and independent thought of an aging golden retriever chasing a rolled-up sock while the owner reaches for his gun.

      And by the time you finally wake up and realize what's going on, it will be too late....

    7. Re:Freedom and Democracy Getting Slippery by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      wouldn't a true conservative be voting for libertarian Mike Badnarik?

      anyway, the two main parties are both going to be maintaining a budget of similar levels. one party historically invests more of that budget into the internal infrastructure of the country, while the other party typically invests a much larger portion of the budget on defending americans abroad. me personally, i make sure i feed my kids before i help out the neighbor by shoveling their snow.

    8. Re:Freedom and Democracy Getting Slippery by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Here's a question about something I seriously do not understand.

      If you attend an event such as an RNC/DNC kind of convention with a valid ticket, you are permitted to be on that particular private property. If the owners of the property or an appropriate authority want you to leave, they can ask you to leave. If you do not comply with their request, then you are trespassing and can be arrested. That's all fine and dandy. But, how can you be arrested for trespassing if they don't ask you to leave?

      Here's an excerpt from that article in the parent poster:

      "When Vice President Dick Cheney visited Eugene, Oregon on Sept. 17, a 54-Year old woman named Perry Patterson was charged with criminal trespass for blurting the word "No" when Cheney said that George W. Bush has made the world safer."

      Unless there's more to this story than is being reported, then it sounds like no one asked her to leave. Perhaps they asked her to leave but it took her more than 1 second to get off the premises and they assumed she was refusing? And what is more, the excerpt says they even "charge" her with "criminal trespass". Arresting is one thing and doesn't mean any charges will be raised, but charging is a whole different thing.

      If this is what it sounds like right now, the whole situation is complete bullshit and these fucking RNC/DNC/NCs need to be put in their place. Just because it's a political convention doesn't mean they can fuck with people and no one will do anything about it.

    9. Re:Freedom and Democracy Getting Slippery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to a true conservative who believes in less of a role for government in the lives of Americans

      What the fuck are you talking about? Bush is not about small government-- just take a look at the wars started under his watch. Defense costs are the largest slice of the government budget.. and look at how much more it's going to cost us. War on Terrorism? Sounds like that is going to be as expensive (if not more) than the War on Drugs. We also have Ashcroft's War on Pornography, too.

      I would vote for Bush if he and his appointed administration were about reducing the intrusion of goverment in people's lives. But clearly that's not the case.

    10. Re:Freedom and Democracy Getting Slippery by jallen02 · · Score: 1

      Precisely. I really hate the social issues as they are right now with Bushes administration. I hate Rumsfeld, Ashcroft, Cheyney, the Patriot Act and every little inch worming into my private life. Every little removal of my privacy and ability to be "free".

      But social issues mean absolutely nothing if we don't have essential freedom to do as we see fit and have autonomy and responsibility for ourselves and the general welfare of the population at large (but NO specific individuals should benefit directly).

      This is where I have to pick the side that I think will keep us a free and autonomous society (as much as we have ever been). Kerry has yet to convince me he can do that (neither has bush either, but at least bush has taken some kind of stand and been more consistent). That leaves me with quite dismal prospects as a voter who is to the right yet quite libertarian. I am still undecided.

      Jeremy

  52. I guess this is a good time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to ask for links to Howard Stern show recordings. I don't get him where I am currently living. Anyone know where I can find these?

  53. Re:Why did Powell agree to do this interview? by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    sod off.

    Howard was as self controlled as ANYONE could get confronting someone that is specifically targeting them personally.

    Powell IS unfairly doling out his "justice" and certianly is trying to make stern into an example.

    As I said earlier, I am no Fan of Howard, but he has some very legitimate points.

    Personally, Howard was very nice and acted well for a person finally getting to confront his tormenter.

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  54. Indecent is not a valid legal test by SkippyTPE · · Score: 1

    The courts have been pretty damned clear on this. The Miller test may not be as free speech friendly as I'd like it to be, but it does say that to regulate speech the work must be considered "as a whole" and be found "obscene". I have a hard time believing that a Per Incident fine structure would stand up as constitutional.

  55. Half right by iceperson · · Score: 1

    He's attacking the person because he knows that the fines were legit based on policies that were already in place at the FCC prior to Powell getting his position. If he wants to argue about the policies then that would be a valid arguement but personally attacking Powell simply for enforcing them when that's what he's paid to do is out of line IMHO.

  56. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +5 Informative

  57. But who makes that distinction? by Alzheimers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Everyone needs to remember that the purpose of the airwaves is to serve society and the public at large. Broadcasting something that 70-80% of the public at large finds patently offensive does not serve the public interest.

    That public would say the same thing about all those "Vote for Candidate X" ads running over the airwaves right now. If you listen to the people running these campaigns, it's not just a battle for the White House but a moral crusade against the forces of evil right now. Each side is so convinced that the other will bring chaos and ruin to our society that they get a good Two Minute Hate in every time the other party's ads come on. So to let the current administration decide what should or should not be broadcast over the public waves that, in your words, "...the public at large finds patently offensive" is a dangerous course of action.

    Do I listen to Howard Stern? No.
    Do a lot of people I know listen to him? Yes.
    Should I be able to dictate to them what they should or should not listen to based on my personal opinion of him? No.

    It's a classic case of "I may despise what you say, but I'll fight to the death to protect your right to say it". If we censor Stern (who is strongly anti-Bush, if that's a coinsidence I'll eat my shoe) today, who do we censor tomorrow? Jon Stewart? Any dissenting voice that the administration feels is a danger to the country? I live in NYC, I remember the peaceful protestors around the RNC this year, and how they were prevented from holding an organized event because of the politics of our city. It disgraced our city, and our way of life, and condoning such totalitarian behavior only makes things worse.

    1. Re:But who makes that distinction? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's a classic case of "I may despise what you say, but I'll fight to the death to protect your right to say it"

      No. This is not about censorship. No one is saying Stern doesn't have a right to say what he wants to say. There is no right to a platform for someone's speech.

      It's exactly as if some vagrant was shouting obscenities on a street corner. A policeman has the right to get rid of the vagrant, because he's a public nuisance.

      Stern is a public nuisance on the airwaves.

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    2. Re:But who makes that distinction? by rot26 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's exactly as if some vagrant was shouting obscenities on a street corner. A policeman has the right to get rid of the vagrant, because he's a public nuisance.

      I don't think that's a good analogy. It would be more like a bum standing on the street corner and whispering his rants into the ear of anyone who CHOSE to come close and ASK to hear it. Nobody is forced to listen to Howard Stern, not even by accident.

      For the record, and not that it really matters, but I don't really like Howard Stern all that much, and I don't think most of what he does is funny, and I'm undecided on the issue of whether his schtick really belongs on the public airwaves or not. However, I *do* think his latest problems were politically motivated, and I think that Kommisar Powell has his lips glued to GWB's ass (at least when they're not glued to Clear Channel's collective ass.)

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    3. Re:But who makes that distinction? by underCat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is a really bad analogy.

      I can't avoid the public nuisance.
      When is the last time you actually heard Howard Stern?
      See... if you don't like him, don't tune in to him.

      Now, if Howard started driving around in a van with a loudspeaker then I could understand shutting him up.

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    4. Re:But who makes that distinction? by gp310ad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      CBS broadcast of fabricated material as factual and as news is MUCH more serious than a little hootage video or Stern talking about hootage. You'll not find a living normal man who will disagree with, "mmmm hootage good, doh! lying CBS, I could have bought that pickup truck if they hadn't shown my wife those fake videos of it going up in flames"

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    5. Re:But who makes that distinction? by PostScience · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I always wondered why candidates ran negative advertisements. It might make us dislike the target, but it also makes us dislike the person who ran the ad. It seems like a waste of money, right?

      Here's the answer. One thing negative ads are proven to do is to depress the turnout on both sides. People get fed up and don't vote, and that's exactly what one candidate wants you to do. Run a negative campaign in the area of the state where you are behind. Run a positive campaign where you are ahead. Win the turnout battle, win the election.

    6. Re:But who makes that distinction? by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1
      (who is strongly anti-Bush, if that's a coinsidence I'll eat my shoe)

      Well, he's had fines for this sort of thing going back to at least 1992, and lost a job over it as early as 1985, so I'd recommend lots of Worcestershire sauce.

      As for me, I've been finding him unfunny since I lived in Ann Arbor in 1980.

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    7. Re:But who makes that distinction? by Auckerman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "If we censor Stern (who is strongly anti-Bush, if that's a coincidence I'll eat my shoe)"

      If memory serves correct, Stern was one of the post 9/11/04 converts to Bush (along with the likes Dennis Miller) and did a 180 after the fines started going out.

      Stern is right though, his show is no more racey than Ophra's. What we see happening is a case where laws are being selectively enforced. It's okay to talk about very overt sexual subjects in the feel good context of womens liberation, but in the "dirty context" of sex is fun. It's all about framing.

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    8. Re:But who makes that distinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No. This is not about censorship"

      Spoken like an apologist for the FCC and the asshole-Bush.

    9. Re:But who makes that distinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Well, he's had fines for this sort of thing going back to at least 1992"

      He had "a" fine back in '92 for saying the phrase "lebians filled with lust. Whooo. Keep the kids indoors. Katie bar the door.

      "and lost a job over it as early as 1985"

      Again false. There is an urban legend that he got fired in DC over the Air Florida incident, but this is false. Howard Stern left DC to get a higher paying job at WNBC in NYC.

      "so I'd recommend lots of Worcestershire sauce."

      Might as well pass it around and take a swig yourself.

    10. Re:But who makes that distinction? by waynelorentz · · Score: 1

      I believe the truck-going-up-in-flames thing was NBC, not CBS. CBS was the network that aired the fake documents about Bush's National Guard service.

      Still, it seems like there should be some penalty for broadcasting made-up stuff as news. But then all the psuedo-journalists would scream that it was restricting their right to lie ^H^H^H^H free speech.

    11. Re:But who makes that distinction? by op51n · · Score: 1

      I do wish people wouldn't decide they have to be anti-Bush, and then swing 180 for one policy, then back again for another. I mean, I don't know what Stern said, as I live in the UK and never bother to listen to him on netradio, but is it not a bit more likely that he just agreed with the move to go to war? You know, he still would rather have had someone else in charge (and not fucking up the economy, censorship, abortion rights, stem cell research (what's best for the country my arse)) but he didn't disagree with a decision.

      I wouldn't support anyone running for government here or in the US currently, but I would vote for who I am less appalled by.

    12. Re:But who makes that distinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, stern did a 180 after it became known that bush was a disater, that he squandered the mass amount of good will that the world gave us, and was such an incompetent, that the only deffence Rice could give to them not paying any attention to the memo, "Bin Laden determined to strike IN the united states" (which mentioned airplanes, as did a few other security memos) was:

      "We weren't told he was a threat"

      WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?! your job is to classify threats, your job is not to respond when you're told, hey, this person might bomb us.

      I don't love kerry, but bush is just too single minded to handle a job as important as president of the united states. Hell, where else can you spend more then 1/2 the time in office on a "working vacation" and still think you should be rehired?

    13. Re:But who makes that distinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Out of curiosity, what did happen on the eleventh of September, 2004? I think there were several cemermonies remembering the three year anniversary of the terrorist attack on the United States, but I don't recall anything that special happening. :P

    14. Re:But who makes that distinction? by Enry · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, he did a 180 before the fines. He read Al Franken's book and he really despises this administration. He's typically pro-Republican - Whitman, Guliani, and Pataki all had good things said about them on his show and at least Whitman said she credited Stern with winning in NJ.

      He backed Bush on Iraq, thinking they were an imminent threat to the US. Now that he sees they were not nor were they ever a threat, he's done what a lot of people did and started questioning the war. Not long after, he was dumped by Clear Channel stations and not long after that, fined by the FCC.

    15. Re:But who makes that distinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but who gets to declare "chose"? If it's in the vagrant's hands, he would be wise to argue that the system does not allow those who *might* want to listen the opportunity to listen to his whispers (or rants, or whatever), that he has no access (no access somehow equates to censorship).

      If it's up to the people walking by to decide, then who knows? Is 70% "I don't want to listen to that guy" enough? Is 50.000000001%? Is 42% (but this is the largest subset)?

      Kommisar Powell doesn't have his lips glued to GWB's ass anymore. There are 2 or 3 other people on the FCC Board who were added on, that definitely have Clear Channel, Infinity Broadcasting, and every other significant broadcast group in its pockets, and who happen to be good Bush men [sic]. Whatever independence and "open marketness" that Powell wanted has been subverted by these three to mean "open market only for big media concerns". He's just a hand puppet now, playing for the team.

    16. Re:But who makes that distinction? by humina · · Score: 1

      Dennis Miller has always been a republican. No conversion there.

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    17. Re:But who makes that distinction? by BadDream · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think its funny that people will, in one breath, preach that god gave us free will and on the next, go on to convince us not to use it. I have never liked Stern's type of entertainment, or his shows in particular. But I 100% support his right to be there and say what he wants. The fullness of my dissent against his programming is that I don't listen.

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    18. Re:But who makes that distinction? by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1
      Well, if by, "a fine back in '92" you're suggesting that he's had an unblemished record otherwise, no, apparently not. In fact, it looks like he's had brushes with the FCC since 1988.

      As for the firing, I was actually referring to his departure from WNBC in New York (paragraph 7, I think), a few years after the Air Florida incident (for which, I might add, I would have fired him myself.)

      Do I care if he says "shitpissfuckniggerspicasshole" on the air? Not a lot. Like I say, I've been ignoring him for over 20 years, and since he ignores me as well, we get along fine.

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    19. Re:But who makes that distinction? by DaveJay · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, Stern started questioning the actions and motivations of the Bush administration after reading one of Al Franken's books, and was fined heavily for indecency about a week later.

      Given that the fines were imposed for previously un-fined on-air behavior more than a year old (from his pro-Bush days), Stern's interpretation of the timing of this action was that the fines were a rebuke from the Bush administration for criticizing Bush, delivered via the FCC. The rebuke, if that's what it was, served to focus Stern's anti-Bush rhetoric and strengthen his resolve.

      As it happens, the FCC made an even bigger mistake than you'd think, because it did more than reinforce the idea that the current administration was attempting to censor opposing political voices on the airwaves -- it also provided Stern with a clear 3-step process for profit that would makes the gnomes proud:

      1. Attract significant publicity and encourage FCC hostility by pointing out the FCC's hypocracy of ignoring smutty behavior while Stern praises Bush, but punishing identical behavior the moment Stern criticizes Bush.

      2. Convince satellite radio companies that you can use the resultant outrage to motivate a huge listening audience to invest in satellite radio receivers.

      3. PROFIT!

    20. Re:But who makes that distinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but everyone keeps talking about Bush' purported National Guard "service". Isn't that a fraud in and of itself, especially when Bush and supporters attack Kerry's service?

      The ultimate hypocrisy.

      The 380 tons of explosives are buried in my back yard.

    21. Re:But who makes that distinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone read the WSJ today...

    22. Re:But who makes that distinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stern's recent complaints aren't about being censored for breaking the rules.
      His main beef is that the FCC is specifically singling him out for breaking "indecency" laws, which have NEVER been clearly defined. There is no codified book of laws which specifies what is and is not allowed on the airwaves.

      Ophra Winfrey aired a show in which they discussed anal sex at length and she was not hit with any fines for it. Stern on the other hand has MULTIPLE fines from the FCC for making jokes about the same topic, but saying a lot less graphic things than what Oprah said.

      So to recap, the problem is that:
      1) FCC has vaguely defined decency laws
      2) FCC, led by Collin Powels son, uses these laws to inflict heavy economic penalties against someone that is a very outspoken critic of Bush's incompetence.

    23. Re:But who makes that distinction? by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      I do wish people wouldn't decide they have to be anti-Bush, and then swing 180 for one policy, then back again for another.

      Perhaps I'm misunderstanding you, but just because one is against the majority of a politican's policies and would vote for their opponent -- this doesn't mean that you can't be against one policy by that person and for another. This would be -- well...very stupid. If someone makes a good decision, call it out if you support it. Call out a bad decision. When it comes time to vote, weigh it all out putting bias on what you think is most important. Letting your opinions get blindsided by politics is counterproductive.

      Again, maybe I'm misunderstanding and you're saying exactly what I am. If this is the case, I apologise in advance. Otherwise, I'm not sure I really understand your position.

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    24. Re:But who makes that distinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there is a right to a platform--I can speak to anyone who is willing to listen. I can form a newspaper. The government cannot in either case remove those audiences without smacking into the first amendment.

      This is why the actions of the FCC against Stern are disturbing. When you turn on a radio and tune in, you've made 2 choices. One, to listen to this medium. Second, to listen to his program.

      As to the vagrat shouting obscenities, you nailed it on the head. It's a public nuisance, exactly NOT a free speech issue. Everyone is forced to listen to the vagrant including property owners. No one is forced to listen to Stern.

    25. Re:But who makes that distinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was dropped by Clear Channel because of Janet Jackson's breast. Oh wait that doesn't fit your crazy right wing conspiracy.

    26. Re:But who makes that distinction? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      If we censor Stern (who is strongly anti-Bush, if that's a coinsidence I'll eat my shoe) today, who do we censor tomorrow?

      I WAS a fan of Stern

      Not a coincidence at all. Before the FCC started stepping on their collective shwanz, I stopped listening to Stern who was rivalling Dennis Miller in how far each could get his nose up Bush's ass.

      I may be wrong, but it looks like you're implying that they're censoring Stern because he's anti-Bush. You actually have this Chicken/Egg problem reversed.

      Stern is just as mindless and self-serving as the (at least) 50% of this country that spends their evenings watching Reality-TV interspersed with political attack ads and drooling on themselves before going to bed and praying that, please, oh mighty overblown desert deity, don't let me dream of anything unholy.

  58. George W. Bush by tepples · · Score: 1

    As for these "militant Christians bent on world domination" I just don't see it.

    Is it because you are traveling outside the United States?

    The law provides ways to raise or lower the limit and enforce it. If you do not agree with the law it provides means in which to change them.

    Means for whom to change them? The citizens or the big corporations? If an authoritarian measure has bipartisan support, how do you expect voters to oppose it effectively?

  59. LINK HERE!!! by Kwelstr · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ok, this is the link to the KGO radio archive, the Stern call comes up at about 30 minutes into it.

    http://rope.kgoam810.com/archive/kgo09.ram

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    1. Re:LINK HERE!!! by jedaustin · · Score: 1

      BTW the ram file contains this:
      http://abcrad.vo.llnwd.net/o1/kgo/kgo-09.mp3/

      Which made me glad since I don't use real player :)

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  60. Stern Mirror by Munden · · Score: 2, Informative
  61. Someone mod this up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  62. No bid contract? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Does anyone know what Stern if referring to at the end of the conversation? Stern,"Ask him about the billion dollars of computer equipment and he knows what they're talking about". Computers? Inside contract? Powell doesn't answer it and the idiot host doesn't bring it up again.

    1. Re:No bid contract? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      .:

      Sure. Howard Stern is a paranoid schizophrenic. At least, on the air he is. In real life he's a tin-foil-hat-wearing dweeb.

      :.

    2. Re:No bid contract? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could almost say the same for his supporters.

      Despise your cries of there being a conspiracy at play here, Ron had to cut Howard off, they already skipped an ad block to answer Howard's call, Howard was given a lot of phone time, and the last part of it was some unfound claims made by Howard. It pretty obvious why they didn't bring it back up, it had nothing to do with what they were talking about, and they didn't want to go any further with Howard's conspiracy theories. While you are probably going to ignore why they had to hung up on him, why address his claim when he isn't there to respond to?

      I wouldn't call Ron an "idiot" host, from what I can tell Ron is not against Howard, and was very civil to Howard despite Howard's semi-restrained hostility towards Powell. Also Ron did bring up some of the same point that Howard did, and it is likely Ron might see things the same way. Don't go claiming something you don't know about, from my listening to Ron over the years, Ron tends to be open minded and tries to see both sides of the issue.

    3. Re:No bid contract? by Nef · · Score: 1

      See here for more info. This is exactly what Howard was referring to, and he discussed it again this morning when he aired the interview again on his show.

  63. The reason he doesn't take it to court.... by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I dont' know why Howard Stern doesn't contest the charges and fines in court.

    From what I've heard some radio stations have tried to do this, not necessarially over Howards particular case but for other fines the FCC has levied. When these sorts of things have gone to court in the past the FCC has used tactics that end up costing the radio stations a fortune and the possibility of them losing their licenses to get them to give up. One standard practice apparently used by the FCC is to put all license renewals on hold for whoever is involved. So if Infinity Broadcasting, for example, challenged a fine in court they could find all FCC reviews of the 100+ radio stations they own held up indefinitely. And since the FCC is a government body it doesn't cost them anything to drag these sorts of things through the courts as slowly as they can. It ends up costing the radio stations piles of money in lawyers, etc. So it's a no-win situation for the radio stations.

    Stern has repeatedly challenged the FCC to face him in court over his fines without pulling these sorts of tactics. He's never gotten a response from the FCC.

  64. Re:Right or wrong, you broke the law by ignatzMouse · · Score: 3, Interesting


    The problem with "Right or wrong, you broke the law" is that they won't define what the law is. The fines levied against Clear Channel for what Stern said were for comments he made years before they levied the fines. They refuse to specifically define what is obscene or indecent couching it in undefinable ways based on context and community standards.

    Never once has anyone on the FCC said what you can and cannot say on the radio. The only clear standard is the Supreme Court's 7 dirty words, and Howard has never said them on the air.

    The timeline of the most recent fines demonstrates that it has nothing do to with indecency and everything to do with politics:
    1. Stern talks about reading Al Franken's book Lies and the lying liars... and says that he things that he's anybody but Bush.
    2. A week later, shortly before appearing before Congress, Clear Channel drops Stern from the airwaves for indecency over comments identical to what they defended him over in the past before the FCC
    3. The FCC fines Clear Channel around half a million over comments Stern made years ago and gives the company a waver against any future fines over past comments by their radio talent. They do not fine Viacom for broadcasting the same content and thus do not give them the same waiver thus leaving them open to an unknown amount of fines for unspecified comments in the past.
    4. Viacom greatly increases the amount of censorship over Sterns show due to the threats of FCC Fines.

    Even though on the surface it seemed like Clear Channel was the one being punished, this back door deal actually gave them much greater flexibility in the radio market then Viacom.

    As an aside, Clear Channel is a major backer of President Bush.

    While they say that they are just enforcing the law, what they are doing is protecting the interests of the President and his corporate allies.
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  65. Re:Why did Powell agree to do this interview? by masqraided · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When did americans forget what democracy was? I guess Bush has done a great job of helping us forget. This guy is a public offical and he's accountable to the public. We have the right to question his job and he has to answer to us..the public, his boss.

  66. Sounds of silence! by Chmarr · · Score: 2, Informative

    Am I the only one that has a 'interesting' problem with the archive file? At around 29:30, right after a station advertisement, it cuts to almost silence... just a touch of noise. At around 30:10 there's a brief moment of softly played guitar music, and then silence again.

    Silence continues until about 32:00

    1. Re:Sounds of silence! by sangreal66 · · Score: 1

      I believe there is some law or contract issue about streaming the local commercials.

    2. Re:Sounds of silence! by waynelorentz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is common for stations streaming content in the United States. The people who do the commercials (actors, musicians, etc...) sued because they weren't getting extra money when the commercials were streamed on the internet. The solution for many stations is to simply black out the commercials so they aren't heard at all.

      One station that does a really good job with this is WGN Radio in Chicago. They actually play generic music and internet-specific promos to people listening online so they don't think the station is sending out dead air.

      WGN's signal gets messed up in my apartment when I have the computer on, so this is how I listen when I'm online.

    3. Re:Sounds of silence! by Piquan · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the MIT college radio. IIRC, they aired commercials for the off-campus broadcasting, but not for the on-campus. So as filler, they had fake commercials for absurd products. And MIT can do that well.

  67. What I learned on /. today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear /.ers,

    Thanks for teaching me about substance and appearance so I can go out and vote for Bush next week.

    I have learned from you that whether you like and respect somebody is much more important than protecting first amendment freedoms. You have taught me that if you are slick and dignified in the way you stick your dick up your enemy's ass, people will respect you for it.

    If you misbehave and look and act like a pig and fail to respect authority, you get dicked, and that if people are so wimpy and liberal as to defend your freedoms, they must qualify it by mentioning that you look and act like a pig, so their defense of your freedom can be more easily drowned out by the chorus of agreement about the qualifier.

    Now, where are my ruby slippers? I need to click them together three times!

  68. powell by minus_273 · · Score: 3, Informative

    For those that want to make nepotism comments, keep in mind that Powell was appointed to the FCC by Clinton and not Bush

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    1. Re:powell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      A clarification:

      Powell was appointed to the FCC commission in 1997 by the Clinton administration. The commission is an attempt at bipartisanship. Powell is a republican.

      He was appointed chairman of the FCC in January of 2001, right after Bush began his term.

      One source is here

    2. Re:powell by the_rev_matt · · Score: 1

      Neither of whom is his father, and that is the connection that Stern was citing as why he has the job he does.

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    3. Re:powell by uucp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Both (Clinton, Bush) of whom claim to be "close, personal friends" with Powell's father. Colin was seriously riding GW's cock around January, 2000, and THAT is the connection that Stern was citing -- GW's evil pee-pee connected to Colin's colon.

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    4. Re:powell by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 1

      True, but he was appointed the chairmanship of the FCC by George W. Bush. Why Powell & not one of the other Republican commissioners?

  69. Out of business? by poptones · · Score: 1

    WTF are you on? Viacom owns a bajillion stations, MTV and other cable properties - and they are "effectively out of business" because they temporarily cannot BUY MORE stations?

    How is this "insightful?" It's just stupid hyperbole.

    1. Re:Out of business? by undef24 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      if they can't renew their existing licenses wouldn't they be "effectively out of business"?

  70. As a regular listener of the Ronn Owens show by joeflies · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Ronn usually does a show during the year where he has access to Washington big wigs. But Powell blew him off, and this interview with him was done as a make-up date.

    It wasn't publicly promoted as a face off between stern and powell, although that's what ended up happening. Owens said this morn on the Stern show that the Powell's handlers (he has handlers?) accused the show of setting it up, to which Owens replied that if you're a producer, how do you not put Stern's call through. It is a talk show and it certainly was entertainment to hear.

    1. Re:As a regular listener of the Ronn Owens show by Mark+of+THE+CITY · · Score: 1

      I was listening to Ronn on KGO today. Someone named Chip called on Tuesday and claimed credit for tipping Howard off. An emailer (forgot name) called to counter-claim that she'd been emailing and calling Howard's staff for a week. Ronn did publicize Michael's appeance, so it's possible. Also, at the start of Tuesday's show Ronn said Michael wouldn't take calls but might be forced to.

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  71. Re:Stern's agenda missed the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I personally would rather see naked women, then dead men on my TV

    OK, naked women I can understand, but why the hell would you want to see dead men after you've seen the naked women?

    Do you have some gay necro fetish you have to satisfy in order to finish off?

  72. Mr. Griffin Goes To Washington - by caveat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Peter Griffin [testifying before a Senate commitee]: And that's when Clarence Thomas forced me into his chambers and showed me lewd pictures...

    Judge: Mr. Griffin, we have indisputable evidence that not only have you never been in the same room as Clarence Thomas, you've never been in the same state. How do you respond to that?

    Peter Griffin: Baba-booie baba-booie, Howard Stern's penis! Baba-booie, Baba-booie! Baba-boo..[several police officers wrestle him to the ground]

    gotta love DVD subtitles, straight from the horse's mouth :D

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  73. New link for Howard by Mark+of+THE+CITY · · Score: 1

    I heard Howard and Michael live on KGO Tuesday. Ronn Owens mentioned it's off of KGO's web site. Here is a link to his own site:

    http://ronn.com/

    Howard and Michael were on for 14 minutes. Ronn apologized to the listenership today (Oct. 27) for being a bit sleepy, becuase he'd been awakened at 3:30 AM PDT to do 10 minutes on Howard's show. Ronn said Howard was "as nice as could be."

    Anyone have a link for Ronn's appearance on Howard's show?

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    1. Re:New link for Howard by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1
      Anyone have a link for Ronn's appearance on Howard's show?
      alt.binaries.howard-stern. The show is posted in its entirety each day, along with shorter interesting clips, in MP3 and RA formats.
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  74. KGO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you realize that KGO is read 'cago' meaning "I shit" in Spanish?

    1. Re:KGO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny. Also true in Italian.

      But KGO is pronounce Kay-Gee-Oh.

  75. just b/c Powell is the chair... by caveat · · Score: 1

    ...doesn't mean he's the autocratic ruler of the FCC. Last time I checked, the committee was 5 Ds and 5 Rs. Michael is no more in control of the FCC than Colin was of the combined armed forces of the US. And like others have already said, just because Stern is screaming "nepotism" over and over again doesn't make it true. (Course, ALL politics is nepotic, but I don't think Powell's appointment was any more so than any other dealings on the Hill.)

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  76. Poor Powell, he's really on the defence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Powell: I would deny it exceedingly. You can look at my resume . . . I'm not ashamed of it and I think it justifies my existence.

    Poor guy, I guess he's having a hard time just justifying his existence . . .

  77. The 'Real' Issue by SallyMac · · Score: 1

    Love him or hate him, Howard has a huge (and contrary to what someone else said, educated) audience. He is just as brilliant at times as he is moronic, just as insightful as he is disgusting. This morning wasn't one of those times.

    The issue, which he has more eloquently explained so many times before, is twofold; there is little to nothing, besides the famous 7 dirty words document, that actually defines what is indecent, and there is no effective way to combat fines and charges levied against someone who is judged indecent.

    Personally, I find the damn Wiggles indecent. But that doesn't mean they are. It does feel that the current board of the FCC is pushing this type of indiscretionary judgment on broadcasters ever since Janet whipped a boob out. The issue is getting out of control, truly, and even though Howard is trying to do something, this morning wasn't one of his finest uses of an opportunity.
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  78. Re:Hey Detritus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Is your mind now a detritus?

    Thank you for censoring howard sterns speech for me. You're an idiot. The fucking fascist lies to you. He commits treason. And you want to censor the bad things people say to him.

    YOU ARE THE PROBLEM WITH THIS COUNTRY. You want to censor everyone who differs in opinion from you.

    If you're voting strategically, then I hope you're a very very rich person. While you're sacrificing your morals and intelligence for money, at least you stand to possibly gain from more anti-american(citizen) actions by George W. Bush.

    If you don't have at least ten million dollars in the bank, then you need to take your head out of your ass:

    Saddam is not part of Al Queda.
    Saddam didn't have anything to do with 9/11
    Saddam does not have WMD's.
    Saddam did not have WMD's.
    Bush lied to you about WMD's in the same way that LBJ lied to the American people about the Gulf of Tonkin.

    Bush betrayed the trust of the world, and the trust of the American people by attacking Iraq. We have no reason to be there, we had no reason to go there.

    How you can support someone who on one hand will not support stem cell research because he apparently has moral issues, and yet at the same time will send my generation and my brothers generation to war without reason?

    If you support George W. Bush for re-election, then you should also be making a call to your local recruiter for the armed service of your choice and join up.

  79. You're inconsistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The law says (and for some time has said) that the airwaves are public and as such should bend to the public will. "

    But Michael Powell is not the public will. He's an appointed official who answers to no one.

    So the public will in this case is *actually* the ratings. Whoever has the highest ratings BY DEFINITION represents the people's will.

    So what was your argument again?

    Oh yes:

    "I don't like stern and I know a lot of other people who don't either. Therefore, its not a good use of the public airwaves".

    Fascist.

    1. Re:You're inconsistent by ildon · · Score: 1

      Since when is a 7.2 share (that's 7.2% of the entire listening population [I couldn't be bothered to find a more updated number but based on how ratings usually go I doubt it'd be more than 30% higher]) the majority? Being the largest minority does not make you the majority.

      It's wonderful how ignorance rewards ignorance on slashdot.

    2. Re:You're inconsistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The #1 radio show in new york and you say that's not the will of the people?

      Bush got to be president and he didn't represent the will of the people. Talk about inconsistent!

  80. You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    "The standards of decency are clearly defined. "

    Are they? Where are they defined.

    Can you give us the #1 tennent?

    You are "talking out of your ass". There is no such decency standard. You're making it up.

  81. You're completely wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Howard just called Michael Powell names"

    He didn't call him any names. Are you talking "out of your ass" again?

    You certainly didn't listen to the tape to come up with a falsehood.

    The only name he came up with was "Michael". But I think that's his actual name isn't it?

  82. The Iraqis don't want a Muslim theocracy by daveschroeder · · Score: 2, Informative

    "...54 percent [of Iraqis] said a parliamentary democracy would be acceptable, 42 percent said they would accept a council of elders and 20 percent said they would accept an Islamic theocracy. One percent said a Taliban-style regime would be acceptable." [1]

    "...73 percent of respondents said a new government should have freedom of religion..." [1]

    Also:

    "57 percent of [Iraqis] said life was better now than under Saddam, against 19 percent who said it was worse and 23 percent who said it was about the same." [2]

    "When asked what Iraq needs in five years, people were more likely to say an Iraqi democracy, 42 percent, followed by "a single strong leader," 35 percent." [2]

    [1] Source [cnn.com]

    [2] Source [cnn.com] Oxford Research International National Survey of Iraq [bbc.co.uk]

    1. Re:The Iraqis don't want a Muslim theocracy by MooseByte · · Score: 1

      Polls are merely polls. We won't know the actual answer until they (as in ALL Iraqis, not just those friendly to the installed government) vote.

      And 10 years from now, what if they vote for a theocracy? Their choice, their right. It just seems that the current Administration never really factored that into their planning of possibilities.

  83. Re:Why did Powell agree to do this interview? by mog007 · · Score: 1

    but he has some very legitimate points.

    He only needs one point: The First Amendment.

  84. An apologist for the FCC speaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Stern didn't make much sense"

    Sorry, he made absolute sense. He pointed out that Michael Powell has a personal vendetta against him.

    Powell's well thought out response?

    "I do not!"

    Howard pointed out that Michael got his job as a polical favor to his father.

    Powell's well thought response?

    "That's unfair"

    Sorry if your hatred of howard is blinding you to the fact that Michael Powell is dangerous to free speech.

    Sorry if it takes HOWARD STERN to point out the obvious to people as slow as yourself. Life must piss you off.

  85. parent is NOT a troll by magarity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...in saying no one has a right to a platform. Ironically, by being moderated a troll, mods are denying the poster a platform. Is it thier intention to declare Stern not be denied a platform but the poster who dislikes Stern should be?

    1. Re:parent is NOT a troll by secret_squirrel_99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      parent is NOT a troll..in saying no one has a right to a platform

      No, he's simply wrong. Stern is entitled to his platform because he, or more precisely his employer Infiniti broadcasting paid handsomely for the rights to the platform.

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    2. Re:parent is NOT a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Are they? Did the mods block the poster from posting? Did the mods delete the post? Pray tell now the mods denied posters a platform.

      The poster doesn't have the right to force others to read his post just as Stern doesn't have the right to force you to listen to his show. But, I do have the right to choose to read his post or not just as I retain the right to choose to listen to Howard Stern or not. I post as AC all the time and often, my posts stay unmoderated at 0 and appear only as links. Was I denied a platform? Was I able to say what I wanted?

      I hope you can see the difference between rating posts and blocking posts.

  86. I beliveve Stern forgot: Powell is a lobbyist by Catbeller · · Score: 2

    Stern probably doesn't know, or didn't have time to mention, that the biggest slam against Powell is this: His profession was lobbying for the giant communications conglomerates to eliminate Federal oversight of radio and TV station ownership. He is one of the many foxes put in charge of the regulatory henhouses by Bush's pro-business ideologues. He the LAST person that should be in charge of changing the ownership rules. It is a horrendous conflict of interest, and it shows in his work. And after his boss loses, he will once more go back to work as a lobbyist.

    1. Re:I beliveve Stern forgot: Powell is a lobbyist by geekoid · · Score: 1

      he was appoint by Clinton, originally. Now Bush could have tossed him, but he didn't. I do note his decsion 'leaning' have been more abruptm while Bush has been in office.

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    2. Re:I beliveve Stern forgot: Powell is a lobbyist by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      He was given is job (and allowed to keep and was subsequently promoted) by both administrations to woo Colin Powell.

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  87. It's Choice by johnashby · · Score: 1
    As long as radios have dials, you can always change the station. Noone forces anyone to listen to a radio show, or to watch a television for that matter. Moral zealots who feel that they need to undertake crusades like the one the FCC has been on ever since Boobgate(tm) always use the same excuse. Repeat after me:

    "It's for the children!"

    Of course, those children are all being forced to listen to the shows by their parents. Because Mommy has to listen to Lesbian Jeopardy on the morning trip to school, little Johnny is being exposed to morally objectionable material.

    Noone is forcing children to see anything at all except for their own irresponsible guardians! People get upset because their child may have seen a breast, but they refuse to tell their home-schooled larvae that sex leads to babies, so they go out and get knocked up at 13. It's absurd.

  88. A good argument for disbanding the FCC, but... by HiThere · · Score: 1

    This is good argument for disbanding the FCC, but what would you put in it's place?

    Clearly the head of the FCC is acting as if laws don't apply to his personal decisions, at least to the ones that can be made to appear as ex-officio. Blocking court appeals is the best proof of this that we're likely to get. So the current system, which allows that kind of centralized authority/bigotry is broken. But some kind of regulation is needed.

    Ah, but WHAT kind? That's the sticking point. ICANN has proven that a charter is no defense. Democratically chosen ICANN representatives didn't significantly happen.

    I assert that it needs to be a design allowing for local control, with some (unspecified) mechanism for enforcing coordination between local agencies. BUT ONLY COORDINATION!

    That said, nothing's perfect. The local government where I live is corrupt. But it doesn't have the power to suppress criticism. So by local control, I definitely don't mean control by the local governments. Just what I do mean is undecided, but I've seen few people in a position of power that I though deserved respect. They were nearly consistent in abusing the power for their own personal (including ideological, religious, etc.) ends.

    Things are so bad that my latest scheme calls for the selection of the leaders by random choice with easy recall elections. This would, at least, keep the schemers from having an unfair advantage.

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  89. A "bit" bigger? by Valiss · · Score: 1

    I understand that this is a bit bigger

    You obviously don't.

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  90. Please remember what this is all about... by rd · · Score: 1

    this is about american's rights to speak about anything that they want to discuss. You may not agree with Stern, but you better damn well defend his right to say it.

  91. Powell later replied... by feloneous+cat · · Score: 1

    Stern: You're the judge, you're the arbiter, you're the one who tells us what we can and can't say on the air and yet I really don't think you're qualified to be the head of the commission. Do you deny that your father got you this job?

    Powell later replied, "Yes." When asked to clarify, Powell said "no", slapped a fine on the station the reporter was from, and went back to his bunker to review, for the 147th time, Janet Jackson ripping off her bra. He was reported to have said, "We're really close to resolving this problem of costume failure. We think really big fines might do it."

    Later, after 11:00 PM he was heard to utter "#@#$$# you @##@-sucking mother-@#$#er" -- all of which did NOT refer to the actual act of having sex.

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  92. I was a fan of Stern's for 12 years by bigtallmofo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I listened to Howard Stern almost daily for the last 12 years. I wasn't the biggest fan of Stern's, I wasn't the longest running fan of Stern's, but I bought several of his videos, pay per view, both books, the soundtrack he put out, saw his movie in the theater and at home and even liked watching him on the E! network.

    I haven't had anything to do with Stern for the last 6 months or so, though. He's just not funny anymore. I would say about 70% of his show is dedicated fully to politics - more specifically, hatred for Bush when for the first half of Bush's presidency all he could do was praise the job he was doing. Of the remaining 30%, it's constant political snipes among the dick jokes. Can't he just go back to 100% dick jokes? I mean, that's really what he's good at.

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  93. Re: FCC Power by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The FCC should not have so much power over the media.

    The FCC should not have any power over the content of media broadcasts. Regulation of station location and power to make sure they don't interfere, first come, first serve license allocation, that should be the beginning and the end of their little feifdom.

    As it is, the FCC is just the (very) sticky little fingers of a wildly out of hand government. Blatant promotion of superstition over reason, inspiring fear of the power structure using fines and jail and confiscation as tools, supporting business monopolies for content management, and exercising broad control over rank and file sexuality and speech - this is what the FCC does in the domain of audio and audiovisual broadcasts. They have usurped the role of the parent and blunder madly about the broadcast media space, restricting speech and content left and right.

    We can't do anything about it, either. Well, short of lively revolt, we can't. In the USA, citizens can't create law, can't dispense of bad law, and can't vote on created law. Nor can citizens elect anyone who might be able to effect such changes. That's what we get for letting them foist off a republic on us.

    Bend over, Mr. Stern. Just about the time you get on satellite broadcast, no doubt in my mind at all they'll be regulated by the FCC as well.

    Why do I say that? Intuition, driven by this experience: Every time I hear the boneyard (XM channel 41) guys say "fuck", I cringe, knowing some religious wacko out there is writing a letter to Michael Powel and crew. You watch. I'm not much for predictions normally, but I think this one, you can take right to the bank.

    Sirius is exactly like XM in this context - exactly. You have to realize that satellite isn't like cable. It is not locked to a physical location; it is broadcast through the air, and anyone can hear it emanating from a car, from a boombox in some kid's hand, out of a business's doors, etc. I should know. I own five of the darned things. I'm one of the people that the sound of satellite radio hangs around like a raucous, crazed aura. I bought my kids XM receivers, and told them it was the "sound of freedom." I also pointed out that it wasn't likely to be allowed to persist, that they should enjoy it while they could.

    My advice to everyone is get satellite radio now, while it is still the wild west of broadcast media. It is tons more fun than terrestrial sources at this point in time; but I don't think it can continue this way. You can bet your last dollar that the controlling elements that run the system are planning to legislate XM and Sirius into line with the rest of the censored media. Then what you'll have is simply higher fidelity blandness. The gold rush is now. That's exactly why Howard Stern is making the transition. But just as he sees the gold, so does the government, and it is absolutely certain, 100% supported by US history, that they don't like free speech. At all.

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  94. m1rror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    added a mirror on my site:
    http://kawaii-girls-want-to-s3x0r.us/tmp/po well-st ern.mpeg3
    just rename it to mp3

  95. who did your fact check analysis? micheal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the site and then pulled up the FCC's charter - where exactly did it specify a President *must* pick a given a person of a given politican affliation?

    Oh yah - it doesn't, you made that part up to support some vague political agenda, and the lemming mods duly rewarded you - typical.

    Disappointing... but typical.

    1. Re:who did your fact check analysis? micheal? by timster · · Score: 1

      Well, I for one looked at the FCC's Web site at:

      http://www.fcc.gov/commissioners/

      As referenced in her post, and it says:

      The President designates one of the Commissioners to serve as Chairperson. Only three Commissioners may be members of the same political party.

      If the FCC's Web site isn't a legitimate source for information regarding the FCC, what is?

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  96. OT: Re:The Iraqis don't want a Muslim theocracy by jackDuhRipper · · Score: 1

    Dave - You've used CNN to back up a point stating, in essence, the Iraqis are better off because of the actions of the american military under the present administration?

    How the hell did CNN let that slip through?

  97. my fine-al offer by timothy · · Score: 1

    "Like most things there is a clear right and a clear wrong with some gray area in between."

    Most things? I dunno ... I have what some people consider a pretty kneejerk reaction to quite a few things (drugs should be legal, school should be voluntary and private, mayonnaise is a strong emitic), but I'd say "most things" is too big a field to call. Most things to me would seem to cover a territory within which personal philosophy / ethics would inform your decision about whether something is right or wrong. Should the U.S. have assasinated Hitler? Is it OK to clone babies to harvest stem cells? Is the death penalty ever a just punishment, and if so, when?

    "In this case trying to argue that the Howard Stern show was in the grey area between decency/indecency requires a complete departure from common sense."

    Certainly a lot of people find the show colloquially, vernacularly (if that's a word) "indecent." The humor is often a new grade of low-brow, not family listening in *my* family, though not necessarily the same is true for everyone. But the *legal* idea of decency / indecency is that's being talked about here, not just whether you or I think it's indecent in casual language. I'd rather that Howard Stern be on the air than, say, shows that I think actively rot the brain, like most children's cartoons.

    "The standards of decency are clearly defined."

    No, they're not. If they were, the FCC would have very little to do in a case like this one, too. "Community standards" alone mean that there are lots of loopholes and arguments, especially for media that can be rebroadcast, or reach areas with widely varying community standards, when / if those can even be boiled down at all. And let's just go with the idea that these standards *are* clearly defined: even if standards are defined, if enforcement is arbitrary, then the defined standards aren't very useful unless an actor has fully internalized the ethics they represent. That is, if you think a rule ("a law") is silly, unhelpful and arbitrary, you will probably act so as to not get caught (in your own estimation) rather than kowtow humbly to it. YMMV.

    "Entertainers that encroach [sic] the grey area do so knowingly feeling that the risk of a fine is worth the benefit of pushing the evelope."

    I'm sure you're right -- at least sometimes. As stern pointed out though (and he's not the only example -- most big U.S. cities have titillating morning shows of the same basic flavor, and then there's that terrible "Don and Mike" show, if it's still by some anti-miracle still on the air) the standards are enforced inconsistently and (seemingly) arbitrarily.

    "The FCC is not trying to shut down indecent entertainers."

    Either they're trying to shut them down, or milk them for cash, or play censor. None of the above impress me.

    "They are trying to allocate the public resource of electro-magnetic spectrum to those services that provide some benefit to the public. There are plenty of non-public-resurce-consuming methods of distribution/broadcasting that these entertainers can choose."

    Three basic responses: 1) the current allocation system is cumbersome, slow, and itself a contributor to the scarcity that the FCC claims as one of its reasons for existence. Current technology certainly allows for more channels in the same space (and the FCC is part of turning over the current spectrum to an all-digital system). The FCC's power Congress-granted power is entirely defined by its ability to control the medium, and it moves like a slug. Change is dangerous. The FCC likes to pretend that it's enforcing the Laws of Nature, which is not entirely true. (e.g. there could be lower power limits to allow more local stations, there could be narrower spectrum slices to allow more stations of slightly less fidelity, or we could have gone all-digital quite a few years ago.)

    2) Who ought define what constitutes "benefit for the public"? Me and a circle

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    1. Re:my fine-al offer by chrisatslashdot · · Score: 1

      2) Who ought define what constitutes "benefit for the public"? Me and a circle of friends? A Congressional committee? You and a circle of *your* friends?

      Its a judgement call by the commission and I doubt that they ever get it perfect. But whether the commission will lean towards the conservative or liberal side of the fence will likely depend on things like voters.

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  98. Compare & contrast by DSP_Geek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Janet Jackson lets one wayward tit slip out accidentally on CBS: $750000 fine.

    Fox puts hard-core porn on the air:
    http://homepage.mac.com/mjsmitho/FoxNewsPornSlip/F oxOpps.html
    Nothing. Nada.

    Must be nice to be connected.

    1. Re:Compare & contrast by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even though I'm on Stern's side here, the comparison you draw isn't really valid. FOX News Channel is cable TV, CBS is broadcast. Cable doesn't fall under the FCC's jurisdiction (they haven't usurped this power yet, though I imagine they'll try sooner than later). FOX News or MSNBC could run hardcore porn for half an hour, if they so chose, and not get a fine; they aren't using the public airwaves.

      I really wish that some of the cable stations - and not just the premium channels like Showtime or HBO - would step up to the plate. When Jon Stewart says "fuck" on The Daily Show, there's no reason they should be bleeping it out. Someone who is not a) paying for cable and b) intentionally tuning into that program is not going to hear it. Most of the cable channels are adhering to safe-harbor-ish system when they don't have to.

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  99. That was impressive by gunpowda · · Score: 1

    Powell was remarkably self-composed in dealing with a bit of an unexpected situation, and talked without hesitation, as though he was definitely in the right. Stern, too, demonstrated a great deal of restraint. Impressive stuff.

  100. Attention mods!! by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1

    Ya know, it's typical - I have mod points for a few days with nothing going on and the day I see something worthy to mod up I lose them.

    This is exactly right. I can remember listening to Howard from Rochester and putting up with his raves of Bush and the war on Iraq. Then, (hallelujah!) he's come back from a vacation saying that he's read and loved Al Franken's book "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them" and he's now one of those anybody-but-Bush guys. Shortly afterwards, he is dropped from the Rochester market from Clear Channel - Bush cheerleaders extraordaire. Thank goodness he's back on the air here.

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  101. It is a little more complex then that. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    We live in a world where very small inority of viewers and listners determin what is aired, ratings wise.
    So if the people who are used to determine what gtes rating all happen to like farm porn, do we allow it?
    OF course not.
    Yes that was an extreme example, but it was too make a point.

    I don't have TV in my house, yet my children are still influenced by it. When they go to school., children are reapting what the see and hear in there homes.
    So simple turning off the TV doesn't make it's effect go away.

    Those are just two reason on why public airwaves need to be held to a standard.
    Now, the current FCC chairmen has his head pretty far up his ass. With any luck Kerry will win and toss his ass out.

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    1. Re:It is a little more complex then that. by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      If your child can be mentally or emotionally scarred by someone talking about something they saw on TV then you really need to invest some time in strengthening your childs personality. To make that statement a little clearer, You are a BAD PARENT if your child is damaged by hearing about a TV show.

      Kintanon

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  102. HEY MODS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pull your collective heads out of your asses. The parent isn't a "Troll." He was pointing out that the links in the OP are NOT GMail invites, but instead redirect to some childish site that locks your browser and plays a "Hey everyone, I'm looking at gay porno!" audio clip.

  103. Re:He's gotta stop it or he'll go blind.. by uucp · · Score: 1
    Jon Stewart is getting a lot of positive attention appearing on other people's shows, 60 Minutes, Crossfire, so Howard Stern jumped on the bandwagon.

    A few things you didn't consider here:
    • You assume causality based on coincidental evidence, i.e. p preceded q, therefore p caused q. That sounds like an invalid argument.
    • Jon Stewart went to Boston (?? I think ??) specifically for the taping of Crossfire and a book signing. He planned the trip and his arguments in advance. Howard Stern was given two hours notice prior to the phone call. I think Howard's points would naturally be less effective, because he had so little time to prepare them.
    • Howard faced more pressure the Jon, because the FCC specifically harmed Howard's business.
    • Powell sucks little bitch ass, and really deserves to get reamed much, much harder than this. Stern seemed very reluctant to really call him out on his crap. While it would have been cool to call Powell a dick on the radio, it would only result another fine.


    That, and when you say He should just stop this childish behavior for now... I mean, come on.. This is Howard Stern, man.

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  104. Mods are idiots by poptones · · Score: 1

    Apparently they didn't read the transcript any more than you did. The "can't renew" part came from Stern, the "can't buy" is what he then said his boss told him (thus contradicting himself).

    And even if this were true (unlikely) licenses come up for renewal every seven years, they're not ALL going to come up for renewal at the same time, and no matter what Viacom still owns CBS (which has dozens if not hundreds of affiliates not under their ownership), MTV and all the other cable properties. Losing a few stations isn't going to put Viacom out of business anytime soon - "effectively" or at all.

    I guess I'm going to have to go back to meta-modding. It's getting ridiculously bad around here. Be glad when this damn election's over, "the party line" is glaring.

    1. Re:Mods are idiots by undef24 · · Score: 1

      You have a good point, that did come from howard. I am not sure on the specifics of what really is 'on hold' while they are in court.

      On another note, did anyone notice that the commissioner blatently lied? About oprah, the 'f' word, etc. Enforcement is not even across the board. He DID call oprah beloved and nascar drivers are free to cuss.

  105. regulating outside the atmosphere? by bodrell · · Score: 1
    I'm not saying it won't happen, but could such regulation possibly be effective? Wolfman Jack used to broadcast from a station in Mexico that upped the transmission power well beyond FCC regulations. With satellite radio, that isn't even necessary. The satellite is in place--just move operations outside the US.

    I think it's more like the situation with cryptography or prohibited internet content. US laws only apply inside US borders, but unless you have guards at every inch of the borders, the laws have no real effect. We can't stop people from crossing our borders, so how the hell is the FCC going to keep out electromagnetic radiation? Not that they wouldn't try.

    Yes, they could outlaw XM or Sirius receivers, but it's hard to find a passive device like a receiver. Someone want to explain how the UK TV Nazis can tell if you have an unlicensed TV in your house? Or how a radar detector can be detected? Not my area of expertise.

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    1. Re:regulating outside the atmosphere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well obviously if you get pulled over and the cops see it is one way.

      Import controls so that they've got to be smuggled in.

      Then there is pressure on foriegn governments.

      The flat out disabling of the satellite(s).

      It's a real enough fear. The FCC thinks they should regulate what people can choose to watch on cable, satellite radio certainly won't be far behind, and ultimately, how far off is the regulation of newspapers, magazines, or books?

    2. Re:regulating outside the atmosphere? by Trailwalker · · Score: 1

      There have been many strange broadcasts from Mexican radio stations.

      "Goat Glands" Brinkley may have been the first.

    3. Re:regulating outside the atmosphere? by Handpaper · · Score: 1
      Someone want to explain how the UK TV Nazis can tell if you have an unlicensed TV in your house? Or how a radar detector can be detected? Not my area of expertise

      Short answer - they don't. They simply assume that every occupied address in the country has a working TV receiver. If the address doesn't have a licence, a demand/warning letter is sent.
      Long answer - what's detected is the Intermediate Frequency (IF) used to interfere with the carrier frequency of the ariel signal and reduce it to a more easily handled level. This is why you can use a computer monitor or a TV connected to a VCR/DVD - the device that's detected is the TV tuner, not the CRT.

      As for detecting a radar detector, this might help. Short version - if it's a passive detector, you can't.

    4. Re:regulating outside the atmosphere? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      Someone want to explain how the UK TV Nazis can tell if you have an unlicensed TV in your house? Or how a radar detector can be detected? Not my area of expertise.

      As that was already explained, here is something else along these lines you might be interested in.

      The technology exists for a van to pull up outside your home, and view, in real-time, exactly what you're seeing on your computer monitor (glass cathode ray tube [CRT] only, as far as I know, so not an LCD.) Or your television.

      CRTs create a distinct radiated signal as they display content, and that signal can be picked up and re-processed into something usuable by what turns out to be not all that sophisticated or expensive a setup inside a surprisingly large distance from the tube - hundreds of feet, if there isn't too much interference from other signals.

      So not only can it be discovered if you have a TV, but it can also be determined exactly what you are watching, or doing on your computer.

      If this bothers you, you could look into a technology called a "Faraday cage" which is essentially a tin-foil hat for a room, or a group of rooms. This is a shielding approach that does a very good job of keeping electromagnetic radiation from crossing it - either into, or out of, the cage. The difference is that unlike a real tin foil hat, a Faraday cage works just fine. :)

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  106. Re:It is not more complex then that. by johnashby · · Score: 1
    Radio is a marketplace and a medium. The FCC ought to control the medium, but not the marketpalce itself. In order to access the medium you have to have a device to access it, and you have to selectively tune your device to the broadcaster. The fact that you don't have a TV but it still affects your children is not the fault of the broadcaster...it is the fault of other parents.

    The proper role of the FCC should be to prevent broadcast entities from creating interference and stealing the frequencies of other broadcasters. It does not and should not have a say in what actually goes onto those magical "public" airwaves. If content is indecent, don't listen to it. Believe it or not the marketplace will then determine what people want.

    Don't like the fact that other parents let their children listen to such garbage? Maybe you should pay more attention to who your child spends time with. It is not the job of government to raise children, it is the job of parents. You can't control every single input that goes into a child's mind, and the attempt would be ultimately destructive to a child anyway. But no matter how you cut it, the proper way to combat indecency is to be decent yourself, and demonstrate to your children proper behavior by being a role model.

  107. safe-harbor hours by bodrell · · Score: 1
    Any other people out there with experience in the DJ's chair able to back me up on this one?

    Between the hours of ~10PM and 4AM, profanity is allowed. I don't know all the specifics, but I do know that after a certain hour we had to read a disclaimer:

    Between the hours of (x) and (y), WQFS may broadcast content that is objectionable to some of our audience. Listener discretion is advised.
    And then we could play whatever the hell we wanted. What's wrong with playing "dirty" words after kids should be in bed? Adults have certainly heard those words before, and can change the station if they are offended.
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  108. You are the Disappointing, but typical person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only 3 can be of a particular political party.

    But facts are ugly and expose your ignorance, so you pretend like they don't exist.

  109. likely just a setup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >host Ronn Owens was interviewing FCC Chairman Michael Powell when Howard Stern called

    This smells like a setup where the FCC Chairman was not told that a public person such as Stern was calling in.

    Depending on your politics you may cheer or pan this but consider:

    1. John Kerry interviewed by Larry King when someone opinionated as Rush Limbaugh just 'concidentally' calls in.

    2. George W. Bush interviewed by Larry King when someone opinionated as 'Al Franken' just 'concidentally' calls in.

    If someone wants a debate then they should invite all parties and make it well known in advance.

  110. What's important to remember in all this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is the decision on which the FCC's ability to levy fines is predicated is woefully out of date. (not that it wasn't suspect at the time it was made) The reason the FCC can regulate the airwaves, was radio stations weren't very common, and were typically significantly outnumbered by the newspapers of a given community. They can't regulate what is decent in a newspaper because theoretically people had a lot of choice. While the argument went, this wasn't true for radio, and if the programing of a radio station was well outside the norms of the day people were left with the choice of listening to it, or not listening to the radio at all.

    Well I don't know about your market, but in mine there are far more radio stations than newspapers. Hell there are more TV stations that newspapers.

  111. Re: FCC Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You have to realize that satellite isn't like cable. It is not locked to a physical location; it is broadcast through the air

    So is DirecTV. And they sure as hell show hardcore porn on there.

    The regulating factor is, quite simply, if you pay for it, they can broadcast whatever you want. You pay for porn. You pay for Pay-Per-View. You pay for cable. You pay for XM.

    Cable channels technically can broadcast whatever they want, because it's not technically a "broadcast" so much as it's a "transmission". This is why comedy central can get away with showing "Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" in its uncut form, complete with Uncle Fucker et. al. If the food network wanted to have a show called "The Swearing Chef", they could, without the FCC getting into it. Viewers would no doubt write in and complain, which drives the process, but the FCC doesn't have regulatory jurisdiction over pay services.

    Technically, the FCC can only regulate things that go over the literal airwaves, and is not encrypted, hence NBC, Fox, ABC, CBS, FM radio, AM radio are all regulated. Basically, if you can get it with bunny ears, it's under the FCC's umbrella. Satelite gets around this by requiring specific pay-for-use hardware to decrypt.

    ~Wx

  112. The people most vocal by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The people most vocal are not necessarily the most numerous.

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  113. Freedom by militiaMan · · Score: 0

    It was obviously a stunt to keep his popularity.

    Although, at the same time I think the FCC are a bunch of Fascist Nazi Jerks.

    I want my 1st, 2nd, 4th, and 10th rights back.

    You should be allowed to say, listen, express, look, and feel any way you want.

    Facist Bush vs. Fascist Kerry

    Choose Libertarians for Liberty.

  114. same day: colin sec'y state; michael chair fcc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bush appointed both Powells to their current positions on the same day, coincidentally. Nothing to see here. Bush didn't notice the resemblence. Bush also doesn't remember who Ken Lay is.

  115. Dear Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News is reported as FACT.
    Everyone talking is RUMOR.

    I was not talking about bush or kerry anyway and purposefully chose a non-political example of lying media.

    That Kerry shot fleeing, wounded, vietnamese boy in back and lobbied for a medal OR that Bush missed his physical because they instituted drug testing and he had been snorting cocaine (which evey fighter pilot knows makes you fly MUCH better than that military issue dexedrine) doesn't have much bearing on my election decision.

    It happened THIRTY YEARS AGO!

    It's what they have done since that counts.

    As for morality. I only see democrats getting violent and destroying property...

  116. Colin Powell swears nuke revenge on Stern! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Daddy was on the Seattle Intelligencer explaining that he never helped sonny boy get the job, and that he will deploy our strategic arsenal all over the ass of anyone who says otherwise.

    In other news, any C student at Yale can become President, not just ones whose Daddy was ... a one-termer!

  117. Re:gmail invitations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There ought to be a way to see who modded your post, and their address... and an offer for cheap plane tickets.

  118. Repeat...Superstition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You say:

    "Blatant promotion of superstition over reason,"

    Most people don't realize that's what's happening. Its under the guise of "promoting christian values".

    What it means is "My god's magic juju said not to do that".

    Look, believe in what you want, but why am I forced to take part in your religious experience? You wacko christian extremists make fun of the wacko muslims, but you're ultimate exactly the same: You want to live in a world controlled by your "god", and you espouse his magic "juju" to justify it.

    It happens every day with bush. That's why we have no stem cell research. God spoke with george one night and said it was bad. That's why we invaded iraq. God spoke to george one night and next thing you know 10's of thousands of people are all dead.

    You people are nuts.

  119. Mod Down. This person is incorrect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ***>Powell's response was simply, "Right or wrong, you broke the law".

    Actually, Powell didn't claim stern broke any laws. In fact, Stern hasn't broken any laws; he broke an FCC administrative "test". Once that there is nothing really written down about. If the commisioners find it "offensive" it gets fined. So if they're in a bad mood, you get whacked. If they're in a good good, they let it slide.

    What Powell did in fact was just say Stern wasn't being "fair".

    Something that I find extremely ironic.

  120. You know what's funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If this bothers you, consider that God made the world to begin with."

    If you watched a movie where a coke bottle fell out of the sky, and some aborigine thought it was a sign from god, you'd think it was hilarious.

    Now you come on slashdot, wave your rattle and tell us god created the world.

    ***AND YOU WANT US TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY***

    I'll bet you don't see the delicious irony there.

  121. Don't Blame Powell. Blame Old People by pjdoland · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I worked in a congressional office many years ago. Let me tell you that shit rolls downhill. Most politicians personally don't care what Stern says, or whether Janet bares her nipple.

    But the old people call and complain. THOUSANDS OF THEM. And they vote. So the congressmen call the FCC.

    If you want to fix things, we need some serious Logan's Run action. ;-)

    Powell is pretty damn good. Did anyone see his appearance on TechTV's The Screen Savers last year? He talked up TiVo and Vonage. He's not some reactionary idiot defending outmoded business models. Last time I checked it looked as if he *IS* using quite a bit of capital against the telecom interests.

    Be a little grateful you asshats.

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  122. Right Here... by chrisatslashdot · · Score: 1

    http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/consumerfacts/obscene.html

    http://www.fcc.gov/eb/Orders/2001/fcc01090.html

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  123. Torrent of the clip by Jack+Schitt · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've taken the liberty of setting up a torrent of the clip. This is a version my friend found on the usenet and I'm not sure if it's the same one that was linked in the /. posting. This is a 24kbps MP3

    Torrent

    (Only one seed as of this posting, but I just put it up now...)

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  124. Re: FCC Power by rho · · Score: 1
    Every time I hear the boneyard (XM channel 41) guys say "fuck", I cringe, knowing some religious wacko out there is writing a letter to Michael Powel and crew.

    And.. so? Letter-writing from one nut doesn't make Michael Powell sit up and bark. You reveal your own bigotry in your remark, however.

    Have you tried to call somebody a "fag" recently? Described something as "totally gay"? You should try that sometime in a coffee shop, or on DailyKos or something similar. Hate-speech legislation and the like are here, now, as well as restrictions on political speech in the form of "campaign finance reform". Your lone letter-writer is a fiction you've invented from your own closet of anxieties. Here's some free advice--the Christians aren't out to get you, stop obsessing over them.

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  125. Radio receiver detection by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

    "Someone want to explain how the UK TV Nazis can tell if you have an unlicensed TV in your house? Or how a radar detector can be detected?"

    The vast majority of radio receivers utilise a system called a "superheterodyne" circuit. In this system, the incoming radio signal is mixed with an internally generated radio signal from a circuit called a "local oscillator" or "LO". Unless special (and costly) design techniques are used, some portion of this LO signal radiates back out the receiving antenna or directly from the receiver circuitry. Because the LO signal frequency is mathematically related to the signal frequency being listened to, someone with a scanning receiver tuned to the LO frequency can know exactly what channel you are listening to/watching. And a highly directional antenna can be used to pinpoint your location.

    In the case of TV receivers, other signals are radiated as well, primarily from the horizontal sweep circuitry.

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    1. Re:Radio receiver detection by bodrell · · Score: 1

      Thank you; that was exactly what I wanted to know.

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  126. Re:He's gotta stop it or he'll go blind.. by B0bbi · · Score: 1

    I find the timing very suspicious, which is why I'm comparing it to Jon Stewart. Another person stealing Howard's thunder. I mean - come on - a local show in San Francisco?? This was solely done for the press attention it would generate.

    The FCC did go after Howard - no arguing there. However, they have not harmed his business. He's going to do quite well on Sirius - did you see those numbers? He's making a fortune.

    And Stern, for all of his pranks, really does have intelligent, rational thought behind things he says....sometimes. Obviously, not now.

    Don't get me wrong, I would never defend Powell, I think he's a twit. But I also think that calling him names is doing more harm than good.

  127. Re: FCC Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm, you're pretty much right except for the biased religious whacko and parent crap. Frankly, you probably also think the religious types are late adopters and luddites, which would beg the question why you think they'd be listening to satellite radio broadcasts in the first place.

    The people who would complain are those with the income and desire to purchase the hardware and spend time listening. There are more soccer moms or feminists who would write in than the religious types. There are far more parents who complain about the lack of FCC parenting than proponents of free speech who write to the FCC thanking them for allowing the freedom of [insert favorite radio talk show host] to voice their views.

    Frankly, you seem more like someone who hasn't gotten out much. Speech in this country is pinned by both liberals and conservatives because it IS a political issue; there is advantage sought on both sides to infringe on speech. Conservatives may be inclined to complain about perceived morally inept statements while liberals have no problems bashing in hate groups, slur speech (fag, nigger), et al.

    The sooner you get your head screwed on straight (wait, is that offensive to you?), the sooner we can have that free speech you talk about. Then again, you've probably blamed religious types for a crapload of problems, but have never written to the FCC thanking them for not railing on some radio host.

  128. I'm a mod burning points to respond here. by SethJohnson · · Score: 1


    I listened to the online recording of the conversation. I've also been listening to stern for over a decade. Allow me to explain the extortion that exists because of these fines.

    Viacom and other networks that carry Stern's broadcasts are unable to fight the fines in court. Fighting anything in civil court (this would NOT qualify as a criminal case) will take several years and can take over a decade if the litigants drag their feet enough. During this time, the FCC can punish Viacom by holding up any license renewals, applications, or acquisitions relating to Viacom business. Viacom is a public company that has to answer to the stock market. Investors will pull their money out of Viacom if it sees the company get into a quagmire of a legal battle with the FCC that is stunting the company's growth. Because of this, it's been cheaper to simply pay the fines and keep broadcasting.

    Real conservatives believe the FCC is an abuse of government power. It's an unneccesary bureaucracy that expands government intrusion into our lives. They agree with Howard Stern that the airwaves should be ruled by the market and not a group of appointed moralists. The modding you are describing is not based on 'party lines'. Here's an interesting commentary from the National Review on the topic of the FCC:
    In a free society, different people will have different values and tolerance levels when it comes to speech, and government should not impose the will of some on all. When it comes to minding the kids, I'll take responsibility for teaching my own about the realities of this world, including the unsavory bits. You worry about yours. Let's not call in the government to do the job for us.


    Consider this hypocrisy: A child can go into a public library and check out a book that contains passages using the word 'fuck' and describes sex acts. This same child may stand on a street corner and read the book aloud. The child can copy words from the book onto a t-shirt or even print posters featuring quotes from the book. But the child may not walk into a radio station and review the book over the air by reading excerpts that include those 'indecent' words.
  129. God, why bother? by poptones · · Score: 1
    Fighting anything in civil court (this would NOT qualify as a criminal case) will take several years and can take over a decade if the litigants drag their feet enough. During this time, the FCC can punish Viacom by holding up any license renewals, applications, or acquisitions relating to Viacom business.

    Amazing! Most infants of less than 24 hours in the world cannot even sit upright, much less attempt cogent sentences at a keyboard!

    If any of this were happening (which, your wholesale swallowing of the conspiracy koolaid aside, I very much doubt) then viacom need only press for a TRO demonstrating the FCC's acitons present an immediate and vital threat to its health. They don't have to wait ten years for a judgement on this issue because the entire point is to remove the immediate threat while allowing litigation to continue.

    Again, this isn't new or unusual, it's done quite often. But I'm sure you'll ignore any further attempts at introducing oddities like logic and realism into this discussion, so I'll leave you to enjoy the rest of your flight into Howard's fantasyland.

    But the child may not walk into a radio station and review the book over the air by reading excerpts that include those 'indecent' words.

    A twofer! Wrong not once, but twice - on your only two attempts at a point! That child (clearly we are talking about Howard here, huh?) can most certainly do exactly what you say. No one is going to put that child in prison for those actions (as is not at all uncommon in places like Russia, Ukraine, China, Cuba, etc) nor are the police even likely to "investigate."

    Fining the licenseholder for their actions is not censorship. Fact is, until recently (when the fines were raised substantially) those fines were simply regarded by these corporate outlets as one more cost of doing business.

    Censorship is when they are silenced. Censorship would be something like... refusing to renew station licenses over programming content in the absence of community complaints. In any market where Howard plays, however, this is altogether unlikely and the FCC probably could produce a whole stack of complaints submitted by outraged community members. If you really want someone to blame, blame embarrassments like the wild man of Tupelo. Thus, when "the people" get on a rallying cry and rebuke someone for their offense, it is the FCC's responsibility to act in the appropriate manner. If their action is wrong, that's what we have courts for.

  130. Re:Hey Detritus by detritus` · · Score: 1

    I normally wouldnt reply to a troll like this, but honestly, i saw this whole story as an attempt to get an anti-bush site viewed (ie. why not just link to the mp3 directly rather than to all the bush hating) so i put up a mirror for everyone and posted just the mp3 (i wouldnt mirror the rest of the junk as it had nothing to do with the story). Funny how it went from +5 informative to 1 overrated so fast, and this idiot gets moderated interesting... he didnt read that i'm not canadian, that i dont really care between Bush or Kerry, and just repeats teh same drivel heard over and over again... boo to you slashdot moderators, i'm really disappointed in you...

  131. Whose living in the historical bubble? by beakburke · · Score: 1

    It was Democrats from the South, not Republicans who passed Jim Crow laws and voted against the Civil Rights Acts. Democrats didn't loose the south until the 1990s. The 14-16th Ammendments were supposed to make blacks equal under the law and were passed post-civil-war, not during the 1960s. The reason Democrats get credit for black civil rights is because a Democratic president signed the 1964 Civil Rights Act (with heavy opposition from many in his own party.) (It never would have passed without the support of the minority party in congress (republicans)).

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  132. Not quite right by beakburke · · Score: 1

    Married women (30-65) tend to vote more Republican and more more likely to be "prolife". Single women of that age group are much more likely to be "prochoice" and vote for Democrats. Of course the numbers fluxuate with different candidates, but that is the general lay of the land.

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  133. That's why they are called "community standards." by poptones · · Score: 1
    It's not "inconsistent." The FCC's job is to respond to credible arguemnts presented by communities served by a broadcaster. Years ago "special presentations" of "Scared Straight" was fashionable on mainstream stations all across the country and (while I'm not saying it didn't happen) I don't recall hearing of a single credible action presented against those who ran it - and it was littered with "obscenities." It relied on this, in fact, for shock value in helping to instill a message that was considered beneficial to "the community." Stations all across America ran 90 minutes of large, violent and angry men screaming profanities at children, and were generally embraced for their service to those communities.

    The FCC responds on a case by case basis, just as the courts are asked to do. They respond case by case because their job is to help the community maintain standards local to the community. This is nothing new, it's not something that started with Powell. Yellow journalism has always been profitable, all that's new is Howard has become the poster boy for the profitability of idiocy.

  134. Re: FCC Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > So is DirecTV. And they sure as hell show hardcore porn on there.

    They do? I've been afraid to spend $6.99 to buy one of those channels on DirecTV for fear of getting stuck with softcore. Are there some of each? Which are which?

  135. total flamebait by SethJohnson · · Score: 1



    Amazing! Most infants of less than 24 hours in the world cannot even sit upright, much less attempt cogent sentences at a keyboard!

    Because of the tone of your post, I will not continue this dialogue. If you want to communicate your thoughts to people, you'll be better received by not calling them infants. Why don't you go berate the folks at the National Review for their opposition of the FCC? Start off by calling William F. Buckley an infant and see how seriously they'll take you.

  136. Re: FCC Power by greggman · · Score: 1
    We can't do anything about it, either. Well, short of lively revolt, we can't. In the USA, citizens can't create law, can't dispense of bad law, and can't vote on created law. Nor can citizens elect anyone who might be able to effect such changes. That's what we get for letting them foist off a republic on us

    Hmmm, actually, in California, citizens can create laws and frequently do. All they need to do is get 1 million signatures and it's on the ballot no matter how crazy. Maybe we need something similar at a national level

  137. My Stern Prediction by rzkb07 · · Score: 1

    *This message is from a long time Opie and Anthony fan so it may seem biased, but iIfeel its true and my prediction on how this may turn out* Ever since Opie and Anthony came to WNEW radio, Stern has been censoring them.(Infinity owns both WXRK and WNEW) He told Mel Karmizin to prevent them from mentioning his name or any subtle reference to him. They had to listen because obviously Stern is the bigger name and has more power over the company. When they were fired, he than started attacking them by name. This showed a lack balls on his part by kicking them when they were down. During their hiatus, the Super Bowl debacle happened and the FCC began cracking down in indecency. Stern was the obvious target when he was thrown off of Clear Channel. He began his crusade as a "freedom fighter" for free speech. He began supporting Kerry and making himself out to be a martyr of President Bush's "moral crusade" Opie and Anthony than signed with XM radio I think some time in June or July of 2004. They came on XM on October 4, a few days after, the announcement that Stern was going to Serius for a 500,000 million (yes MILLION) dollar contract beginning in 2006. On his show he is making himself out to be the "innovator" and even saying he will be the first jock of his kind to be on satellite radio. [that's the Jock end of it, now ill get into the companies] Serius and XM are the two big players in the satellite market. Serius has a series of radios that must be mounted to a dashboard with screws and is very large compared to the XM radio. Serius sighed a contract with the NFL to play all their games and XM signed MLB. Now think of it in this way, the NFL is mainly played on Sundays, a time when most people do not have work and are home to watch the games. Baseball is played everyday of the week, and is a lot more radio friendly due to its slower pace. XM yesterday announced a walkman like radio about the size of an iPod. Serius is supposed to announce a walkman like radio, but rumor has it that it will require a backpack to carry around the satellite receiver. Ok that's my little rant about the two companies and their business dealings, But my main argument is that Stern will not only be bringing himself down by constantly making himself out to be a free speech martyr, but he will be bringing down Serius radio for their overinvestment in him. He will turn into a modern day Lenny Bruce, but with out the actual title of being a martyr, just a man way passed his prime and the reasoning for a company to collapse. [and isn't a 55 year old man talking about lesbians and hot girls a little creepy???]

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  138. Re: FCC Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh.

    There are pretty much 3 "groups" of channels.

    One is Playboy. Don't bother, either subscribe or skip it. It's fun to watch, and pretty sexy, something you could watch as a couple. The nightcalls and the reality series are fun to watch.

    One is the softcore Spice channel. Not really impressive for anyone. Boring.

    Then, there's the three other channels that are Spice-related. You know, the ones that you buy one, and you get all three (for 3 hours or whatever). They are relatively hard core. I've never seen anything extreme on them (no anal, bondage, hot wax, or midgets), but they do have pretty quality sex, on at least one of them. That's the thing, though. Buy, and expect to flip between the three of them in order to find the one that's acceptable to watch.

    (I crashed with a friend for a week or two, and he had ill-gotten complete direct tv)

  139. Re: FCC Power by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Have you tried to call somebody a "fag" recently? Described something as "totally gay"?

    No, can't say that I have. Certainly not in a perjoritive manner, anyway. I'm not in the least concerned with other people's sexuality until/unless they insist on forcing me to deal with it after I've politely declined. Which has never happened - straight or not, every person I've ever met that I wasn't up for has responded well to a polite "that's very flattering, but I'm in a committed relationship." From the standpoint of a straight guy, which I definitely am, the more gay fellows there are, the less competition for straight females there is for me. Why would I object, or try to make their lives more difficult in any way? That'd be stupid.

    Now, I think (unless you'd care to point out something subtle that snuck past my conciousness) that the only thing that remotely resembles "bigotry" that you can find in that post is showing as a presumption that religionists are pushy idiots who think I ought to behave as they think they are supposed to behave. If that was what you detected, and you think that's bigoted, then yes indeed, I am bigoted, and not of the opinion this is a bad thing. Personally, I don't call it bigotry, because it is a real reaction to real things they do that screw up my life and people's lives around me.

    Speaking to Christians: If you want to worship (whatever), that's fine. I don't care. I really, really, don't. However...

    As soon as you put "in god we trust" on my money, and then tell me I can't use an alternative lacking your religious incantations, you're in my face. As soon as you put me in a courtroom and trust me more if I swear with my hand on what I consider to be a book of pure (and not very well written) fiction, you're in my face. As soon as you insist on prayer in the venue where the laws are made that affect my life, you're in my face. As soon as you make churches tax-free, while I have to pay, yet both the church and I have access to the same taxpayer funded services (or worse, the church gets more), you're in my face. As soon as "public service" means that a radio station gets credit Sunday morning for putting reams of dreary Christian mythology on the air, but not for putting a show on about Wicca or the history of rock and roll, you're in my face. As soon as I need medicine for my sweetheart's diabetes, but the pharmacy is closed because blue laws say they can't operate on Sunday, you're in my face. For that matter, if I want a bottle of scotch on Sunday and I can't buy it, you're still in my face (even though I don't drink.) As soon as you try to teach "Creation Science" (an oxymoron if there ever was one) to my kids, you're in my face. When you say that looking at naked chicks is bad, or sexuality on television is bad, you're in my face. Censorship in general is in my face no matter what you're censoring, because I truly believe that I'd rather know what the other person is wanting to say, watch and do than have them smoldering in a corner because some religious twit doesn't know how to parent and can't be bothered to manage television as it needs to be managed (because it is full of violence, lies and cultural dreck... it'd be funny that explicit sexuality isn't allowed, if it weren't so sad that explicit violence is - what a great message, eh?)

    Get it? I'm not imagining this, these are real actions with real effects perpetrated by religionists, specifically Christian religionists, and my reaction is a straight-laced human reaction to these people screwing with my life in very real and very annoying ways. Stop screwing with my life, and I'll leave the subject of your beliefs and worship completely alone. Do you see me complaining about Astrologers? No? Why do you think that is? Because they never get in my face! I am no more interested in Astrology than I am in gay sex, but like gays, astrologically inclined people back right off if you answer "maternity ward" to th

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  140. Re: FCC Power by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    There is no hardcore on DirecTV. I have a legitimate subscription to DirecTV with all the options on - a taste of spice, playboy TV, spice platinum, the hot network, and the hot zone. All five channels are mangy old softcore when it comes to films, while playboy tries so hard to be "hip" (and mostly fails miserably.) There are reams (pun intended) of sexual limits on all the channels. Ten minutes browsing in an adult video store will pin your ears back by comparison. If hardcore porn is your thing, skip DirecTV and just go buy a DVD player. You'll be much happier.

    Now, if you think that paying for something exempts it from censorship, you're quite wrong. Not only is that not definitive, government censorship comes at many levels - for instance, New York City has recently enacted some laws that caused quite a furor down in one porn shop area. And some clever workarounds. Also, if you think that because the FCC has no regulatory authority today, it won't have same tomorrow, then you really don't understand how the system works, and you should definitely learn.

    Now, you want to speak technically. Ok, let's speak technically. The constitution (amendment 8) says that "shall not... ...nor excessive fines imposed" which is perfectly clear, at least to me. The FCC just fined clear channel about half a million dollars because Mr. Stern said, or did, something they didn't approve of. I don't know what it was - I don't follow his show, I'm not a fan. Doesn't matter anyway. So apparently, one of the abilities of the FCC that you weren't aware of is to redefine "excessive" as "anything we flipping well want it to be." Interesting technical legal issue, not so? Looks like the FCC has all the room it cares to take, right down to the legal "metal", as it turns out. Exactly like the rest of the government, I should add here, just to be complete.

    Finally, one of my key points, which I think you missed, was that some kid carrying a boombox emitting XM (for instance, XM41 or XM48) can be heard at a fair distance by anyone. Fuck, shit, scatologial humor and raw sexuality a-plenty pour out of these boomboxes constantly. Delphi has sold lots of boomboxes. You think this won't get under some Christian grandmother's skin at some point and work its way up the ladder to religionist suckups like Powell? It will - you can absolutely count on it. When it does, there will be a watershed event and Mr. Stern and company will (very) likely rue the day.

    My previous post was about a reasonable way to run the FCC, and sounding a warning note that satellite will, in my opinion, likely be censored. I understand that today, right now, the FCC doesn't have legislation to empower it to censor satellite radio. I would only note that a few years ago, the police couldn't search without a warrant, either. Nothing "cannot happen" with regard to US law. They're just working on figuring out how to make it happen.

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  141. Re: FCC Power by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    Fascinating. First, you make up this idea out of whole cloth that I think that religious types are "late adopters and luddites."

    Then you use this utterly imaginary issue to call into question whether they'd be listening to services like XM and Sirious. Even though I clearly spelled out means for them to "receive" no matter if they wanted to, or owned the hardware, or not.

    As an argumentative tactic, this is about third grade level. Maybe second. The "Frankly, you seem more like someone who hasn't gotten out much" sally was just.... well, pitiful. But if you go back, re-read my original message, and try to respond to what I actually said, instead of some imaginary junk your fevered brain has handed you, I'll respond.

    In reductionist terms, I said that the FCC should operate within the limits of controlling station interference with each other, and I laid out my rationale as to why I think that censorship for satellite radio is essentially inevitable.

    Think you can respond sanely to those issues? Why not try? After all, you're posting anonymously. No one will know who you are if you do fail. Again.

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  142. Re: FCC Power by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    Can California law, created in just this way, trump federal law, for instance, the FCC?

    I am under the impression it cannot, but am perfectly willing to learn otherwise.

    The feds have another little tactic they like to use when a state does something they don't like - they withhold things like money to build roads. If California can make law that does trump federal law, do the citizens and the state government have the stones to withstand the financial pressure the feds can bring to bear?

    California is such an interesting place. :)

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  143. Re: FCC Power by greggman · · Score: 1

    No, California can't trump federal law. Which is why I suggested that it might be nice if there was a similar system for the federal law so regular people could propose new laws. I'm not hopeful it will happen though.

    Of course even in California, a new law can be declared un-constitutional by the california supreme court

  144. IMO, Howard's move to Sirius is a mistake (OT) by ildon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I seem to remember an interview or something with Matt Stone and Trey Parker in which they say that if South Park were not on basic cable, but on HBO or something, that it would not have been fun (for them) and most likely would not have been successful, because there would have been no challenge to push the limits of what was acceptable. No reaction of "I can't believe they're doing that on TV". Opie and Anthony said something similar in an interview on the Sean Hannity show regarding their move to XM Radio.

    Howard Stern has been pushing the limits his entire career. That's what made him popular, and that's what made him famous. If he's on satellite radio, what limits will he be pushing exactly? What will be the point of his show? Personally, I think it's career suicide. Then again, I also don't find his show funny or interesting, so maybe I'm missing something.

  145. Oh brother, that's what you call it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    * An average person, applying contemporary community standards, must find that the material, as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest;
    * The material must depict or describe, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct specifically defined by applicable law; and
    * The material, taken as a whole, must lack serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.

    *---CUT HERE---*

    Taken as a whole, Stern show is not obscene based on point 3.

    But the fact that this is a touchy-feely open to interpretation means that there really are no standards.

    This is a fig-leaf to allow the FCC to do anything they damned well please anytime they want.

    And that's what they're doing.

    Time for Colin Powell Jr. to go.

    He's for censorship.
    He's for limiting your fair-use rights on TV and Radio
    He's gives away billions of dollars to corporate interest in spectrum giveaways

    In any kind of civilizaed place, the guy would be in jail.

  146. Please stop this pseudo-nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Its a judgement call by the commission and I doubt that they ever get it perfect. But whether the commission will lean towards the conservative or liberal side of the fence will likely depend on things like voters."

    Its a *judgement call*?

    What does that mean? Its based on mood? The weather, or weather or not a particular entertainer just *pisses them off*?

    The FCC as a whole now has:

    1) A judgement call on censorship on the air
    2) This censorship is based on an average person's feeling of indecency
    3) But the FCC uses commissioners who are by definition not "average people" (although I argue they are less than average)
    4) They have no methodology for determining what this mythical average person wants
    5) They apply these standards arbitrarily
    6) If there were actual rules, then they wouldn't need to make judgement calls
    7) These judgements depend a lot on the commissioner's mood that morning

    And then you bring up the political aspects of what voters want? How is this even applicable given the FCC's rules for obscenity?

    You seem like an FCC apologist for capricious and arbitrary rulings.

    Maybe you should back to how to screw the American public with another "broadcast flag" fiasco.

    I hope all you buffoons over at the FCC get a horrible wasting disease and die, taking your life savings to pay for it.

  147. Re:Right or wrong, you broke the law by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

    If Stern were saying anything of any political, social, moral or scientific value, and felt the need to express his idea's in terms of anal sphyncters (or whatever his favorite topic of the day is), I'd stand up and agree he is being opressed.

    In fact, every time I've listened, he's just mouthing off and trying to say the most offensive, disgusting thing he can think of at the time, just so he can get ratings. I listened to him all the time in college, even his "intellectual" topics were usually puddle deep.

    He's hired to get people to listen, he's quite good at that. Much like corporate evil we otherwise dislike around here, he's willing to do anything at all to make money.

  148. Re: FCC Power by rho · · Score: 1
    I just wanted to let you know that I didn't read any of your post, because it looked like you were droning on and on--the first sign that somebody is hastily trying to explain away a disgusting prejudice, and which makes it particularly tiring to slog through.

    I didn't immediately notice that you responded to hate-speech and campaign finance reform, two real infringements on Constitutional rights, while your complaints about religion are largely illusory. Way to not answer.

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  149. Re: FCC Power by phlinn · · Score: 1

    IANAL, just a citizen.

    2 simple words which describe one way we can deal with bad law.

    Jury Nullification

    Despite the line you are fed about how you can only consider the facts of the case and not the law itself, a jury can ALWAYS acquit for any reason they damn well please. See http://www.friesian.com/nullif.htm for at least one take. AFAIK, the higher courts have not changed their stance on this, although several lower courts have tried to fight this concept.

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  150. Re: FCC Power by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    I just wanted to let you know that I didn't read any of your post... Way to not answer.

    Tip for you: When you don't know what to say, say nothing. If you say nothing, people might simply wonder about your thoughts on a particular matter. If you emit writings like the above quoted content, people will know the bounds of your reasoning ability immediately. Just leave 'em guessing. This stuff is archived forever, you know. :)

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  151. Re: FCC Power by geminidomino · · Score: 1
    I just wanted to let you know that I didn't read any of your post, because it looked like you were droning on and on--the first sign that somebody is hastily trying to explain away a disgusting prejudice, and which makes it particularly tiring to slog through.


    Your loss. It was excellently done, whereas yours just makes you looks like a moron putting his hand over his ears and going "lalalalalallala I can't hear your lallalalalala."
  152. Re:Right or wrong, you broke the law by ignatzMouse · · Score: 1

    Freedom of speech has nothing to do with how much you like what the person is saying, or how much value you think it has. No one forces you to read a book, and no one forces you to listen to a radio show.

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  153. TEMPEST by bodrell · · Score: 1
    Thanks for the link.

    At first I thought it would be just about van Eck phreaking, which i did know about, but the additional information was also informative. Especially the software protection from van Eck phreaking. Nice to know we don't need Morse-code-blinking LEDs to protect against those kind of attacks.

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    1. Re:TEMPEST by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      Yeah, pretty clever stuff - oh, so you want to see my edges, eh? Well, I ain't got no steenkeeng edges!

      You can also soften the edges by switching in some small capacitors onto the RGB lines to the monitor at the computer output jack. This will smear everything to any degree you can tolerate, and you can turn it on and off as you wish.

      Another trick is to not only soften, but significantly enlarge the fonts so that the softening can be very broad horizontally. Then they really don't have edges.

      Both of these approaches cause the higher frequency components to drop right off the chart and the effective detectable radius drops significantly for snoopers.

      Me, I like the faraday cage. I built one because I'm a ham operator and all my computers were getting into my radios. This solved the problem handily (my tower was quite a distance from the main house, and much higher, so the antennas didn't hear much digital junk.) Later, my interest in ham radio flagged, and I ended up moving my home office into the faraday cage. The cage is not exactly something that I can "uninstall", as it's all under my paneling. The sad part is that I really don't have anything to hide. Maybe someday, if I sell my home, I can find a Montana Freeman or some similar type who will value this feature. :)

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