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Whoever modded parent off topic, why don't you suck my big cock? This is flame bait you stupid fucking moron, not off topic. Why don't you eat my ass and give me a nice rusty trombone? Eat My Ass cock rangler!

ok, have a nice day.

go back to japan and fuck your wife in the ass ass

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I've found a picture of this secretary. Not a "matronly bespectacled hausfrau" but I do agree with "Eww."

I read a really great bio of him over at tubgirl tech archive

I guess I'm breaking the law. :P

Goatse was still dead, btw, last I heard.

but you should realize that arithmatic isn't the same as mathematics. Some universities (like mine for instance) explain things in mind numbing mathematical formula, instead of focusing on the concepts first.

My advice: Consider software engineering instead of comp sci. They are different areas - compssci is a branch of math.

My final bit of advice is not to click this link.

YES ITS TRUE

NO I'M KIDING IT ISN'T..

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ummm...perhaps there IS?

yeah, it's all about Tub girl now!

Ah, yes, perhaps here is someone who could hire you....

Can't understand how they passed that deal up.

The conclusion is inescapable: folks, Linux is officially gay!

The conclusion is inescapable: folks, Linux is officially gay!

The conclusion is inescapable: folks, Linux is officially gay!

My concern is the growing nip threat.

One more crippling bombshell hit the already unshowered Linux geek community when Jerf confirmed that Slashdot's originality has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all comments. Coming on the heels of a recent patently obvious observation which plainly states that Slashdot is is full of unoriginal trolls, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Slashdot is a place for Linux homos to meet each other for anonymous gay sex, as fittingly exemplified by stretching out their anuses [samag.com]and waiting for someone to "comile their kernel" in the recipient's colon.

You don't need to be a flaming homosexual pedophile to predict Slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Slashdot because Slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for Slashdot. As many of us are already aware, Slashdot continues to repeat subtle variations on well-established trolls. GNAA posts flow like a river of blood.

Michael is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of his child sexual partners. The sudden and unpleasant departure of long time Slashdot pontificators Jon Katz only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Slashdot is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

Slashdot leader CmdrTco states that there are only a 7000 unique troll posts. How many tubgirl posts are there? Let's see. The number of "In Soviet Russia" versus Tubgirl posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 guys who like women covered in their own runny feces. "1. foo, 2. ???, 3. Profit!" posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of "In Soviet Russia" posts. Therefore there are about 700 trolls who wank to pictures of Kate Fent. A recent article put people who mock the humongous bulk of Cowboy Kneel at about 80 percent of the Slashdot troll market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users disgusted by that walking bag of cholesterol. This is consistent with the number of people vomiting at the mere sight of him.

Due to the troubles of Ann Arbor, the collapse of VA Linux's share price, and so on, Slashdot went out of business and was taken over by OSDN who sell another troubled product written by unwashed, sexually-frustrated misfits. Now OSDN is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that Slashdot has steadily declined in market share. Slashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Slashdot is to survive at all it will be among German sex cannibals. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Slashdot is dead.

Fact: Slashdot is dying

Did somebody say buttorrent?!!!

A girl taking a bubble bath?

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

I know that me, and many of my generation stood in line for hours (if not days) waiting to see Godzilla fight it out with gammara and mothra.

So long, big guy, you will be missed!

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, YO!!!!!

Let's talk about the anatomy of trolling instead, mmkay?

So like, I'm looking at my slashdot one day and it's all like "-1" this and "+5 troll" that and I'm like WHAT THE FUCK?!?! So, like I talked to my friend bob and he syas I need to use Linux and I'm like OMFG! and ever since I made the switch, I feel like, I'm part of something that, like is like a a larger cummunity, OMFG!

Well, you can find her at tubgirl.com ...

Posted anonymously for obvious reasons

Its the New Tubgirl! That's right gentlemen, if you're tired of people sending you to tubgirl, only to see some chick shitting on herself, check out the New Tubgirl! You won't be disappointed.

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Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
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-- Richard Stallman

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Is she the new goatse?

SCO

SCO

rather, SCO

Beste mensen,
Van een relatie heb ik het volgende ontvangen:Origineel afkomstig van HP-Nederland Wanneer u een E-mail binnenkrijgt met de naam GOATSE" open dit aub niet!!!! Dit bericht bevat het virus "GOATSE". Deze informatie is vandaag bij HP Nederland binnengekomen. Dit virus is nog erger dan het TROLLSE en TUBGIRL virus en er is momenteel nog geen oplossing voor dit virus, hetzal de hele wereld op zijn kop zetten. Het is gemaakt te werken via Netscapenavigator en Microsoft Internet, Explorer Macintosh en IBM compatible computers.Meer informatie over dit virus kun je vinden op www.goatse.cx. Niet veel mensen weten nog van dit virus, dus zend deze mail aan zo veel mogelijk vrienden, kennisen, relaties en klanten.STUUR DUS DOOR , DIT IS HEEL BELANGRIJK !!!!"

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Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
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Hunched over in that uncomfortable chair writing Linux kernel code all day was really tense. Human girls wouldn't come near me, but Yoshi-girl treated me like I was the last man on Earth. Two thumbs up!
-- Linus Torvalds

Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
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You gotta love the 2-foot-long tongue.
-- Richard Stallman

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At least we still have Tub Girl

here she is in the bath.

It just so happens that somebody wrote a head-on comparason of the two over at tubgirl tech archive.

When are these sites going to be outlawed?

There's another writeup of this over at tubgirl tech archive

I saw a writeup of this recently over at tubgirl tech archive

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Hunched over in that uncomfortable chair writing Linux kernel code all day was really tense. Human girls wouldn't come near me, but Yoshi-girl treated me like I was the last man on Earth. Two thumbs up!
-- Linus Torvalds

Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
-- Miguel De Icaza

You gotta love the 2-foot-long tongue.
-- Richard Stallman

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