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nah, tweeter is gay slang for a man (or woman, but this is usually fag activity) that farts while being rimmed. It sounds like a wet 'n juicy shit-my-pants fart due to all the saliva and/or anal lube. It's generally considered rude (do you want somebody farting in your face while you're licking out their asshole?) but some pervs get off on it.

You should at least open the bet with 'back then, we ate our own shit' -> then add 'young whippersnappers' and whatnot. noone can top 'eating our own shit back at that time'

Do not tempt rule 34 ... I shudder to ponder it.

I'm pretty sure that's the joke.
The iPhone is really more of a Messiah Object.

The end is here, no more "sign of beta".

Hide the children and women! The Betacolypse is upon us all!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FOADIAF

Fuck it, we're going full-on batshit.

What's so funny about this? He's just quoting the third episode where we'll be seeing some hardcore bat-anal.

Santorum is batty? Weirdly appropriate from PETA's viewpoint.

"A competitition who can smoke the most chronic without going down for the count.

Dude, I smoked that dude under the table in that bake off. His eyes were rolled in the bck of his head by the time I sparked that last blunt."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bake+off

You're an idiot.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bro

It's not, his, fault!

... theoretically, "Xyzzy" could mean something.

It already does.

I'm pretty sure lasers can already make it rain for Metallica!

RTFA -- it is made of Unobtainium!. See http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=unobtanium

Similar to the "Swedish rodeo:"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Swedish%20Rodeo

http://www.fitnessmagazine.com/health/sex/better-sex-guide/sex-positions-that-double-as-exercise/

They appear to have forgotten the best one. The bucking bronco.

That definition of Bucking Bronco position is lame. For a real bucking bronco, just start in doggy style with your wife/GF, and when she's starting to enjoy it, lean forward and whisper "your sister likes it this way, too". Then you've just got to stay on for 8 more seconds...

http://www.fitnessmagazine.com/health/sex/better-sex-guide/sex-positions-that-double-as-exercise/

They appear to have forgotten the best one. The bucking bronco.

For the Americans: Chav

For that the urban dictionary would be more useful, although some definitions may be shocking.

You're almost getting it, but it tires me to rehash the same points to cajole you to something you could understand already.

P.S. If you think 'homeslice' is ad hominem, you might want to look into what it means first.

Yep, he did it on purpose. It's quite a commonly used term in many videogame circles.

Of all places, Urban Dictionary has a surprisingly compact explanation and rebuttal on the topic, for those confused by the tangential reference. (Humour may have been involved; I'm not sure any more.)

Why do you continually link to this sensational asshole astroturder?

Does Slashdot get kick backs from his ad revenue?

You are a visionary, using a word that's not even in urban dictionary yet! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=astroturder

It will be later today, though if I can figure out what it means!

newfag is Anonymous slang for newbie, probably being used sarcastically in this context. If you actually read the comment it's defending them from the old timers anyway but you've already established you're an idiot so that's probably out of your league.

Ugh, everyone is an idiot. Parent is using Anonymous parlance for crying out loud. Who gives a shit about semantics.

That was the launch price of the PS3... you're an idiot. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=you're%20an%20idiot

Come on old man! Rockin is not that obscure of a phrase. Even I know what people mean when they say they are rockin something. Look at the third definition, it is most apt.

This hideously misspelled derivation of 'faggot' is primarily used by uneducated rednecks who fail to see the irony of calling someone a derogatory name but having no idea how to say the word.

How many do really assoicate particular music with porn, at all?

Seriously?! Ask almost anyone to do stereotype "porn" music and they'll do something like Bow chicka wow wow or some similar representation.

Personally, I hardly ever watch porn with the sound up (as much because of the obvious and hence pointless and distracting dubbed soundtracks as any music), but I'm still aware of this.

They've even done Lynx/Axe deodorant commercials based around that trope. What rock have you been living under since... er, since you were born?!

Yes, that's where the crude simile comes from. You are docking your penis with another persons penis, just like you dock a spaceship with a space station.

This is equally retarded to someone complaining about using the terms pitcher or catcher when discussing baseball.

Yes, that's where the crude simile comes from. You are docking your penis with another persons penis, just like you dock a spaceship with a space station.

This is equally retarded to someone complaining about using the terms pitcher or catcher when discussing baseball.

Somebody DOESN'T "know" what docking is...

APK

PS => Although the SHUTTLE and ISS are phallic...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tumblr

It's a web 2.0 thing. All the good names were takn in Web 1.0, so now you drop the secnd last vowl from evry word. You know. Flickr, Tumbler, etc.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tumblr

Oh, and also integrate that smell-producing machine that was on Slashdot a few weeks ago so you can smell what the route would have smelt like (flowers, fruit trees, landfill, whatever).

And also hook in the sprinkler system and HVAC for virtual weather (heat/cold/humidity up/down), so you can experience exactly the kind of weather you'd have if you were really outside.

And also hook in street/trafffic cams so you can hear the sounds you would have heard if you deigned to go into the big room with the blue ceiling

All of their products were bought, copied, stolen.

There, fixed that for you.

Oh wait, there was MS Bob and Clippy. Those were results of Bill's rose-colored glasses when looking at ideas of his wife*. Can't blame a guy for that. ;) (You can blame his wife* for it though. ;)

* And I don't mean the Ballmer Butch.
...
*imagines "I'm a Lumberjack", sung by Ballmer:*

I'm a manager and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I yell all day

He's a manager and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he yells all day

I cut down jobs, you eat my shorts
I go crash the new PC
On Wednesdays I throw wood chairs
And have deep-fried lard for tea

He cuts down jobs, you eat his shorts
He goes crash the new PC
On Wednesdays he throws wood chairs
And has deep-fried lard for tea

I'm a manager and I'm okay
He's a manager and he's okay
I sleep all night and I yell all day
He sleeps all night and he yells all day

I cut down jobs, I flip and jump
I like to run MS Bob
I put on women's clothing
And like to be on top

He cuts down jobs, he flips and jumps
He likes to run MS Bob
He puts on women's clothing
And loves to be on top...??

I'm a manager and I'm okay
He's a manager and he's okay
I sleep all night and I yell all day
He sleeps all night and he yells all day

I cut down jobs, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been Bill's girlie
Instead of Melinda

He cuts down jobs, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a bra...?!
. .

Heeeeee...'s a developer and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he yells all day...

He's a developer and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he yells all day...

[item]en has been around for quite a while, and has gained a certain amount of penetration. Just because you haven't heard of a term doesn't mean it's use (or inclusion in the English language) is incorrect.

If LulzSec hacking the Arizona State Police and posting SB1070 isn't enough to show that they are actually working for(or are) the Feds then I don't know where critical thought is. I am prepared to share! They aren't heroes. They are liberal jobby chasers and this leak must be like a nocturnal emission cum true.

But..but...that wouldn't require you to have the latest version of OS X (since XCode 4 is now distributed through the AppStore and dropped support for the 10.5 API), would leave you with over 4GB more of hard drive space (what's the point in having all that space if you're not going to use it?), and not require you to re-download the full installer every time there was a point upgrade!

+1,000,000

What I'd give to be able to remove this vagazzle from my machines and have Apple ship something like the GNUStep Makefiles with cross compiler support.

Apple have some horrendously greasy engineering. The .mac / iweb pages were an example of that -- reams of javascript and javascript based redirects to display a static html document in the client browser. The situation with XCode is the same, it's overly complex and much less efficient than the command line toolchain used behind the scenes.

Yep, it's a UK thing, though it has some form http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pants.

I would say, "They did it for the lulz."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lulz

Not exactly a good reason though.

Kind of like a ThunderCougarFalconBird?

It's an internet thing.

I actually like definitions #3 and 6:

3: The preferred method of spelling "moron" by morons, particularly that of a Missouri redneck at a rally supporting the US led war in Iraq.
6: Simply, the way a moron spells moron.

Personally, I think intentional usage of the misspelled version dumb, not ironic (as implied by other definitions).

+1 ironic for misspelling moron.

It's an internet thing.

I think Sony's chief failure in this whole incident is that they believe their customers like to take it in the back-door as frequently and as messily as they do.

Sony's other failure is in not making any products for cleaning up the santorum which would result from thus violating their customers. Perhaps they only want santorum lovers as customers.

Innit funny how all those "ruffians" seem to be wearing expensive combat boots from Bates and Rocky?

They're trustafarians.

My grandfather was a manager with the utilities department for the city of Oshawa, Ontario

My condolences for coming from The Shwa.

In fact, Palestinians are semits. You guy need to read some history first, and then comment.

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For instance:
a) I was on a jury trial where the person was charged with hundreds of pounds of Cocaine, and the prosecutor said the messages were for "White Shirts"
b) Some terrorists were anticipating an attack, and they said the "wedding cake is ready"

I believe both of these count as metaphors (as opposed to similes which use "like" or "as"). Although this is not iron-clad ("John has a long moustache" was the code phrase for the invasion of D-Day by the Allies against Nazi Germany), it is an "out of context" remark that would slip through a mechanical search for key words "oil", "gold", "corn", "soy beans", "money", "coke", "grass", "weed", which could be scanned by a computer for later review by a person, which was the technology in use some 30 years ago by the NSA (National Security Agency) which ostensibly only monitors foreign traffic, but who knows under the Patriot Act of 2001, which is still not fully made public.

In other words, if the government had all the metaphors used to denote a victory in Iran for building a nuclear bomb, or testing its product, or for reaching a supply of the critical mass of uranium, plutonium, then those would be the metaphors one (or one's computer) would most likely search for.

As a comedian once said: I know that when I ask my friend for "circus tickets" for $50, I better not get tickets to the circus.

You can really pull a wilson when you're fooling with some rented icebreaker on your deck...