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If men's clothing were truly about function and not form them in hot weather men world wear dresses made of burlap and covered in pockets. Somehow you never see this.

I see it quite frequently.

Not quite a dress, but utilikilts have pockets.

Any Utilikilt other than the "new original" has huge pockets which hang down and to the front. I keep my (2nd-gen) Nexus 7 (the 1st-gen was a little wider, and fit in the pockets but not as easily), cell phone, and external battery in a single side/front pocket.

http://www.utilikilts.com/

They have large pockets and are not form fitting, so the tablet will not stand out as much as if it were in a pair of pants.

Last time I needed pants I bought a kilt instead. Nice and comfy - I'd highly recommend it.

Utilikilts aren't made from heavy wool. They are made from a rugged yet light cloth that is anything but sweaty in summer.

Helloooo utilikilt!

http://www.utilikilts.com/

If so, he could really benefit from a Utilikilt!

Only affects females, right?

Actually, it is a kilt, a Utilikilt to be exact. I would know, I'm the one wearing it. :-) (For those sticklers out there, a kilt is technically a skirted garment, but the fact remains that I am wearing a kilt.)

It may not be traditional Scottish tartan, but it is a modern version, and much more practical for doing things like stomping around in a field of oats.

'Cause yeah, there's no splinters, vapour-barrier staples, grinding flakes, or welding sparks that'll fly up your kilt on a construction site.

The most disconcerting thing, though, is the growing presence of fat guys in kilts.

Be a real tech: Use a Utilikilt (http://www.utilikilts.com/)

'cause no one will bug you or interrupt you if they think you're insane.

na, that's just a Utilikilt

Wearing a kilt isn't a bad thing. I have in fact thought about getting a utilikilt myself.

Smelling like a rolling McDonalds is another thing entirely :D

This would make sense if everyone still wore traditional robes etc. but don't most politicians and businessmen (I'm thinking of Mr. Biniasa here) etc. usually wear western-style clothes, ie. pants? Maybe there's just less cultural baggage to inhibit old people from being active - in the West it's assumed that after about 60 you NEVER have sex, and any evidence to the contrary is often met with horror and disgust (for aesthetic reasons related to the mental image of the event). Being put in icky nursing homes probably doesn't encourage romantic yearnings either.

I don't know if not wearing pants would affect "tool" size either, but damn, if it does, I'm buying a utilikilt or two.

I would recommend a utilikilt . They are much better than pants

Well, that part I can certainly relate to!

the SCAdian geeks favor the kilt look

Kilts can be useful, ya know. Beer in one pocket, tools in another, and there are even Privacy Snaps if you don't want to show off your sack.

http://www.utilikilts.com/

(But I'll post their URL!)

Check out Utilikilts. Wonderful products that I wear to work on a regular occasion.

Besides, women love a guy in a kilt.

for wearing pants: they're optional. you are also allowed to wear a skirt, kilt or dress.

I own two kilts, and I do wear them to work sometimes. For casual wear, great for summer weather, buy a Utilikilt. They're not very expensive. Check out these Top 10 Reasons for Wearing a Kilt.

Afraid you'll look silly in something that looks like a skirt? Don't be. Wearing a kilt shows a sense of security with yourself, and you will inspire much debate in others.

Overweight? Not a problem. Order one with a Beer Gut Cut. The beer gut cut is for guys who carry a little extra weight down in front. You can order a single, or double (God help you), beer gut cut.

for wearing pants: they're optional. you are also allowed to wear a skirt, kilt or dress.

I own two kilts, and I do wear them to work sometimes. For casual wear, great for summer weather, buy a Utilikilt. They're not very expensive. Check out these Top 10 Reasons for Wearing a Kilt.

Afraid you'll look silly in something that looks like a skirt? Don't be. Wearing a kilt shows a sense of security with yourself, and you will inspire much debate in others.

Overweight? Not a problem. Order one with a Beer Gut Cut. The beer gut cut is for guys who carry a little extra weight down in front. You can order a single, or double (God help you), beer gut cut.

When that happens, you'll be all set.

For American kilt technology, check out Utilikilts

Tim

One way glass, on the other hand, could easily be considered an invasion of privacy.

Ya know, there are computer repair kilts...

These things are really popular in Seattle right now.

Obviously, Washington lawmakers have their heads up their asses. Most governments try to encourage these kinds of businesses, rather than tax them. [more blather] All Washington will accomplish with this is to hasten Microsoft's migration to India.

This is Seattle. We have Adobe. We make Utilikilts.

The dark land of Redmond is home to Microsoft. There, across the many miles of lake, the dark lord Bill G reigns over all his minions.

And here we have had our State, which is suing us over this, force us to build two stadiums we the city voted down, and force us to pay taxes for them. One for the dark prince Paul Allen who lives partway across the lake in his tower on Mercer Island.

Cry no tears for the dark minions of these two masters - they reside not here in our fair emerald city of Seattle.

There is something we all need to stop...

Somthing so vile that almost all terrorists, criminals, and other bad people use...

Somthing that is so easy to get ahold of that anyone can get them.

And that is... Pants! Yes, Pants! Just about every crime is commited by someone that is wearing pants! (unless you're in Scotland).

We need to stop the insanity by cutting off the supply of pants to the world. Heaven forbid that somone commits a crime becouse it was so easy to get some pants.

And that's why freedom-loving true blooded Americans are buying Utilikilts in record numbers. They're manufactured in the US right here in Seattle, where terrorists tried to blow up the Space Needle, and all the fine workers there love their Fremont neighborhood location.

So, buy American! Get rid of your pants - only terrorists would wear them!

Here, try this. Go on, I date you.

someone had to say it Utilikilt