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It has finally happend.. The media clampdown has begun Whitehouse.org has been busted

ounds great to me.

Is there a
Lego For Dummies?

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout

As Richard Clarke stated, I don't do nuances

Heck, I can't even complete a sentence without
earphones or a teleprompter.

Regards,

The World's Most Dangerous Leader

Congratulations to the South Koreans for impeaching their president. You are an inspiration to U.S. patriotis to impeach their "President" George W. Bush

Patriotically yours,
Kilgore Trout

are "President" George W. Bush and President-Vice (how appropriate) Richard B. Cheney

As evidence, please visit Most Thrilling Impeached

Very truly yours,
Kilgore Trout

. We can't have any government program that disagrees with what the bible says, now can we?

Saddam Hussein poses an imminent threat to your
your mortgage, SUV, and illiterate innumerate children.

Regards,

George W. Bush
-- The important question is our children learning?

The World's Most Dangerous Leader: George W. Bush, Illegal "President" of The Untied States of Amerika

Cordially yours,
Kilgore Trout

President-Vice Cheney's Spiderhole

Very patriotically yours,
Kilgore Trout

Once again, our famous Thug-In-Chief has ignored international law and has, as previous thugs have done, executed a coup d'etat in Haiti.

So much for "free nations don't attack other nations" (one of many Bushisms).

Very truly yours,
K. Trout

Perhaps, the Fake President can follow his advice to Aristide and
exit the United States of Amerika, in the interests of democracy, to perphaps, Rawanda, where he can broadcast more F.U.D.

Cheers,
Kilgore

Perhaps, the Fake President can follow his advice to Aristide and
exit the United States of Amerika, in the interests of democracy, to perphaps, Rawanda, where he can broadcast more F.U.D.

Cheers,
Kilgore

Now watch them go after Whitehouse.com, which is a porno site.
Or Whitehouse.net, which is an anti-government site.
Or Whitehouse.org, the satire site run by Landover Baptist Church ("Unsaved Unwelcome, as Jesus Commanded").

A special message
for Geroge W. Bush

The World's Most Dangerous Leader

Cheers,
K. Trout

of our fear mongering Puppet-On-A-String

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

Maybe, the Puppet-On-A-String
can improve his "speeches" and "press conferences".

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

to post the Microsoft code as a reply to this challenge.

Thanks in advance and remember to Deport The Liars To The War Crimes Court

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

Your[sic] dealing with a administration... who thinks creationism is a valid science rather then a religious doctering.

And here is some incontrovertible proof to support your assertion. Right from whitehouse.org, no less!

Courtesy of The White House

N WEEKLY RADIO ADDRESS, PRESIDENT CONDEMNS SAN FRANCISCO SODOMITES FOR HAVING RUINED VALENTINES DAY BY FALLING IN LOVE
Official Transcript: President's Radio Address

THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. This past week, in a shockingly impudent act of civil disobedience, San Francissyco Mayor Gavin Newsom gave the green light to open the gates of Hell and start marrying off pole-smokers and rug-munchers just as fast as his limp-wristed little lady paw could sign swishy John Hancocks on Fagtown wedding licenses. To add insult to injury, Mr. Newsom - a Democrat, naturally - intentionally kicked off this abomination on Valentines Day, a holiday invented by Hallmark specifically so normal people could look down on queers.

Well Mayor Felcher has another thing coming if he thinks I'm just gonna sit idly by with Laura's thumb up my ass while he repudiates California Governor Schwarzenigger's wholesomeness by sanctifying the unholy unions of pitcher and catcher, butch and dyke, village person and other village person, and so on down the mincing cunga line.

Now, don't get me wrong. When you're nine years old, it's perfectly normal behavior to, say, get a little frisky with your fellow Kamp Kayuga Kemosabe bunkmates - so long as it stays in the showers or the woods. But when you keep on playing "Doggy, Doggy, Where's Your Bone?" or "Fist the Tail of the Donkey" right into adultdom, you might as
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well paint a pentagram on the ground with fetus blood, piss on the bible, and cry aloud, "Are you there, Satan? It's me, Mary!" And no, I ain't talking about the Virgin Matriarch.

As President, it is my responsibility to confront any and all such enemies of the libidinal status quo. And so this morning, in addition to calling on Congress to pass my constitutional amendment, I want to deliver a brief message to any Bay Area sodomites who might be thinking of sashaying down to city hall to get themselves one of these novelty fake marriages. Here we go...

Attention all deviant abominations of San Francisco. This is your President you voted overwhelmingly against speaking. As you no doubt have been told, same-sex marriage is illegal in the state of California. That said, I know that many of you Adams and Steves believe that by breaking that law, you are being some kind of civil rights trailblazers. You think you're like that rude colored lady Rosa Parks, who suffered from delusions of non-inferiority. You think you're like that uppity broad Susan B. Anthony, who hallucinated that women are capable of having opinions. And yes, you probably think you're like Richard and Mildred Loving, who demanded that Virginia give them special rights to flaunt the unthinkable perversion of interracial marriage. Well guess what? You're right. You're just like all of those people - a sickening byproduct of liberalism. But just like my right-wing personal forefathers who fought tooth and nail against the aforementioned scum, I too shall do everything in my power to ensure that you remain second-class citizens: reviled, despised, and worthy only of being dragged for miles behind the pickup trucks of my most devoted ideological brethren.

In short, go ahead and try to marry your own gender. But know that when any man fucks with another man, he's also fucking with a Bush. And when you do that, a Bush gets nasty. And a nasty Bush is the last thing you wanna fuck around with. Just ask my dad.

Thank you for listening, and God Bless America.

All patriotic citizens of the United States of America,
please assemble to impeach The World's Most Dangerous Leader.

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

Why doesn't this researcher do something useful for the people of the United States by investigating the
corrupt network associated with The World's Most Dangerous Leader?

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

All patriots please assemble to engage in the
impeachment of the World's Most Dangerous Leader: George W. Bush

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

Our current president has publicly critisized it. He was quoted as saying some people shouldnt have some rights when confronted with (not whitehouse.com, this is .org)

And now we have a bunch of ex-Nixonites
pulling the strings of The Draft Dodger

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

George W. Bush. He knows a lot about "modifying" past statements about his "war" in Iraq. Of course, if he and the rest of his gang were required to testify before a grand jury. they would all be charged with and sentenced for perjury.

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

Before you Slashdot about "port knocking", please
send your text through a spellchecker.

"implimenting" should read "implementing".

Remember, the "President"
was AWOL

Regards,
Kilgore

Posted anything on Slashdot that is critical of the
current "President" George W. Bush?

I have. You should, too.

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

I handle all my gun running for BCCI over Freenet

Respectfully,
Kilgore Trout

Eventually, some patriotic genetic engineers will build a flower that will change color after hearing Top Government Officals perjure themselves.

Thanks and a have propaganda-filled week,
Kilgore Trout

To see the totalitarianism of The Cheney-Rumsfeld Regime: a.k.a 'President' Bush

Thank you and have a less_than_democratic_day,
Kilgore Trout

(As an aside, I'm highly amused that you think the Whitehouse should be under a .com TLD. You cheeky liberal, you!)

Yeah, but people do pick the wrong TLD. whitehouse.org, one of the better parodies, gets lots of feedback from people who think it's the real thing - e.g. over the recent immigration policy (parody here).

(As an aside, I'm highly amused that you think the Whitehouse should be under a .com TLD. You cheeky liberal, you!)

Yeah, but people do pick the wrong TLD. whitehouse.org, one of the better parodies, gets lots of feedback from people who think it's the real thing - e.g. over the recent immigration policy (parody here).

(As an aside, I'm highly amused that you think the Whitehouse should be under a .com TLD. You cheeky liberal, you!)

Yeah, but people do pick the wrong TLD. whitehouse.org, one of the better parodies, gets lots of feedback from people who think it's the real thing - e.g. over the recent immigration policy (parody here).

Ask this guy.

Imagine it no more. Straight from the horses mouth..

The alleged "Saddam" is reputedly in an undisclosed, secure location. Isn't it ironic, he now shares the same location as President-Vice Cheney?

Very patriotically yours,
Kilgore Trout

The alleged "Saddam" is reputedly in an undisclosed, secure location. Isn't it ironic he now shares the same location as
President-Vice Cheney?

Very patriotically yours,
Kilgore Trout

Resides in
The White House

Cheers,
Kilgore Trout

How To Impeach the World's Most Dangerous
"Elected" Leader

Have a nice day,
Kilgore Trout

The World's Most Dangerous Politician

Cheers,
Kilgore Trout

Impeach the Liars

Thank you and have a nice day,
Kilgore Trout

Not to be confused with Schnook Center, which apparently has had its own ABM troubles.

Dear Voters:

Vote for me to get more lame Medicare funding of corporations.

Cheers,
The "President"

"Democrats criticized the President for attacking the terrorists."

Be patriotic, impeach the Liars.

Thank you and a Happy Thanksgiving,
Kilgore Trout

This is the United States of America

Thank you and have a Prescription_Drug_Filled Happy Thanksgiving,

George W. Bush

I recommend this. Scare your kids with the TIA, Santa Claus just doens't work anymore!

Impeach
the Liars

Very patriotically yours,
Kilgore Trout

Read about the fall of the world's most dangerous politician in the United Kingdom

Cheers,
Kilgore Trout

Would be the impeachment of the world's most dangerous politician.

Thanks and have a peaceful day,
Kilgore Trout