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is currently residing at The White House

Do the right thing: Impeach "President" Bush

Thanks and have an Ashcroft_Bush_Cheney_free day!

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

The biggest threat to George W. Bush's re-selection is
"President" George W. Bush

Very truly yours,
Kilgore Trout

Your vote can help de-select the World's Most Dangerous Leader

Patriotically,
K. Trout

Your vote can help de-select the World's Most Dangerous Leader

Seditiously,
K. Trout

with the question: Who am I and what am I doing
here (relatively nothing)?

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout

You're right; you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. For example, by looking at the cover, one might have missed the fact that first lady Lynn Cheney's book "Sisters" is a lesbian-themed smut novel which goes for about 10,000$ these days.

You can find all of the compromising documents
at The White House.

Seditiously yours,
Kilgore Trout

Please convey my urgent message to the United Nations for supervision of the November 2004 presidential election in the Untied States to prevent another election scam to select the world's most dangerous leader and fundagelical extremist

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout

Unlike the whitehouse??

Why are we not surprised that Bush military records were inadvertently destroyed?

What a role model for no children left behind.

He's my choice: Buck Fush !!

The White House

Why does President Cheney overlook Israel's WMD?

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout

is the World's Most Dangerous Leader .

``The reality is that neither Edwards nor Kerry are in tune with Southern voters. The only difference between the two senators is their accents.'' - Georgia Republican Party Chairman Alec Poitevint.

->> "The reality is that Ronald Reagan was the first
Republican president who convinced the average working stooges that the Republican Party actually gave a rat's ass about them." -- Kilgore Trout

As always,
K. T.

"Ever want to silence the urban assault vehicle beside you at the stop light"?

No. I just want the propaganda from The White House to stop.

Thank you and have a John_Ashcroft_free_weekend,
Kilgore Trout

P.S. Be Patriotic: Impeach "President" George W. Bush

Saddam Hussein tells the
truth
while
the "President" George W. Bush
lies

Be Patriotic: Impeach George W. Bush

Thanks and have a fun-filled weekend.

As always,
Kilgore Trout

Already registered. Redirects to whitehouse.gov.

Should redirect to whitehouse.org (somewhat unsafe for work -- whitehouse/christian parody).

Masturbation is wrong and unhealthy, here are the facts.

The front lines are in lower Manhattan. Every true God fearing American knows that. Didn't you hear President Bush's speech? Or were you too busy listening to America's enemies whine about our Great Leader's so-called "lies" about the dangerous weapons of mass destruction that were controlled by Saddam's regime?

You're right!!!

Slashdot is as illiterate as the World's Most Dangerous "Leader"

Anxiously anticipating another duped story,
Kilgore Trout

Was George W. Bush the first fake president?
People want to know.

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

Why no ask John Ashcroft?
or mabey sign a petition?
Why don't we just write him a letter:
Attorney General John Ashcroft
950 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20530
Fax: (202) 307-6777
Phone: (202) 353-1555

Boycott the World's Most Dangerous Leader: Don't buy anything to help decrease economic actiivity.

Thank you and have a nice evening.

As always,
Kilgore Trout

No Child Left Behind Act: Keep Them On The Phone So They Can't Learn Reading, Writing, Arithmetic, and VOTING

I hope this clarifies his phone obsession.

Thank you and have a George_W_Bush_spam_free day!

Regards,
Kilgore

For those who work for "President-Vice" Cheney.

Enjoy!!!

As always,
Kilgore Trout

for the soon to be indicted "President" George W. Bush et al.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout

Corruption - Courtesy of Bush, Cheney, Powell, Rumsfeld

Thank you for playing.

Have an Ashcroft_spam_free weekend,
Kilgore Trout

And you can identify those moozlim ayrab terrorists who don't pray to jesus, and their sympathizers by what they read.

system for all the crap emanting from George W. Bush - "President" ?

Thanks and have a FOX _News_free weekend.

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

For their nation building.

Be Patriotic: Impeach the Liars

Thanks and have an Ashcroft_free day!!!
Kilgore Trout

Don't forget .gov. People who mix up whitehouse.gov with whitehouse.com are in for quite a surprise.

Yeah, one prints made-up stories, the other is a... Jesus Christ! I thought you said whitehouse.org! Oh my eyes! My pure Christian Eyes!

Whitehouse.com, whitehouse.net, and whitehouse.org say otherwise.

This is very innovative!!! :

27 Reasons for the Iraq War
and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them

Enjoy!!!

Patriotically yours,
Kilgore Trout

You have no rights! Welcome to the United States of Amerika!. Land of the Sometimes Free. Home of the World's Most Dangerous Leader.

Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout

committed by none other than "President" George W. Bush: Liar

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout

Given the overwhelming hegemony of the United States in the world today, I urgently request United Nations supervision of the November 2004 U.S. elections to assure the rest of the world that the World's Most Dangerous Leader is impeached.

Thank you and have a nice evening,
Kilgore Trout

with all of his LIes And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout

for more Lies And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them

Have a nice day without Rush Limbuagh.

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

The White House. Don't believe me. Then visit Scrambled-In-Command: The World's Most Dangerous Leader and find out yourself.

Remember, if you are not part of the solution, you are part of theproblem

Patriotically,
K. Trout

Burn one to protest John Ashcroft, Theocrat

Seditiously,
Kilgore Trout

Guess who made the following statements? You get only 3 guesses. The winner gets a boredom-filled weekend at the White House

Respectfully,
Kilgore Trout

The Top 19 Dumbest Statements of the Past Week

by Harry Browne

April 20, 2004

Politicians are a continual source of empty rhetoric, rosy promises that are never fulfilled, meaningless mom-and-apple-pie clichés, and outright lies.

Last week was a particularly fertile one for such inanities. Here are the week's 19 dumbest political statements. At the end of the list, I'll tell you who said them.

19. "Iraq will either be a peaceful, democratic country, or it will again be a source of violence, a haven for terror, and a threat to America and to the world."

Right now Iraq is "a source of violence" and certainly "a haven for terror." Or are all those bloody scenes we see on television just reruns from Miami Vice? And, of course, Iraq was never a threat to the America.

18. "Our nation honors the memory of those who have been killed, and we pray that their families will find God's comfort in the midst of their grief. . . . we will finish the work of the fallen."

In other words, Americans will continue to die as a tribute to those who have already died.

17. "We seek an independent, free and secure Iraq."

. . . Independent and free so long as it conforms to the conditions the U.S. government has laid down.

Liberation

16. "We are a liberating power, as nations in Europe and Asia can attest."

Don't forget the liberated Haitians, on whom we forced Aristide. And the liberated Iranians, on whom we forced the Shah. And the Philippines, on whom we forced Marcos. And the Dominican Republic, on whom we forced the Trujillos. And Indonesia, where the U.S. government helped Suharto liberate tens of thousands of East Timorese from the burden of living.

And what about those liberated Iraqis -- carrying identity cards, going through road blocks and checkpoints, liberated from freedom of the press and freedom of assembly, occupied by a foreign power, their towns ringed by barbed wire, subject to raids and attacks without warrants by the U.S. military, liberated from the right to carry a gun and defend oneself against murderers and rapists?

15. "The nation of Iraq is moving toward self-rule . . . We're working closely with the United Nations envoy, Lakhdar Brahimi, and with Iraqis to determine the exact form of the government that will receive sovereignty on June 30th."

I'm sorry I must have misunderstood. I thought "self-rule" meant that people determined their own form of government -- not a government determined by the U.S. government or the United Nations. This sounds more like the "self-rule" the Soviet Union gave to Poland, Czechoslovakia, and Hungary at the end of World War II.

14. "Iraqi's neighbors also have responsibilities to make their region more stable."

And they will shortly receive the appropriate ultimatums to inform them of their responsibilities.

13. "Over the last several decades, we've seen that any concession or retreat on our part will only embolden this enemy and invite more bloodshed."

I haven't seen any concessions or retreats by the U.S. government. What I have seen are invasions of Grenada, Panama, Afghanistan, and Iraq; U.S. troops stationed at over 700 foreign bases; ultimatums to foreign countries to do what American Presidents demand; resources confiscated from American taxpayers and given to brutal foreign dictators to oppress their subjects. I've yet to see any concessions or retreats, but I have seen a lot of innocent people die.

12. "We serve the cause of liberty, and that is, always and everywhere, a cause worth serving."

Speaking of liberty, have you been in an American airport lately?

Changing the World

11. "We're changing the world. And the world will be better off. . . . there's an historic opportuni

Burn one to protest The War On Everything

Seditiously,
Kilgore Trout

Protest against Prince G. W. Bush by smoking a joint on April 20, 2004.

Seditiously,
Kilgore Trout

Smoke a joint
to protest the Cheney-Rumsfeld War on Anything That Gets In The Way Of The Almight y Buck

Cheers,
Kilgore Trout

As Benchwarmer-In-Commnand, I am bored.

Can anyone recommend some good video games?

Presidentially,
George W. Bush

Broadcasting to free all people from The Ultimate Failure

Cheers,
Kilgore Trout

Try it, you might like it.

Presidentially yours,
George W. Bush

At today's Presidential News Conference

Cheers,
K. Trout

An alternative to President-Vice Cheney's mini-mike
ear implant in The World's Most Dangerous "Leader"

Cheers,
Kilgore Trout

Take a look at the link at the bottom of the JUJU instructions pointing to whitehouse.org/homeland.

Looks like hours of fun.

The World's Most Dangerous and Lying Politician

Seditiously,
Kilgore Trout

More patriotism from our Thief-In-Chief

Courtesy of The Guardian

White House Asks Court to Void POW Award

Wednesday April 7, 2004 9:31 PM

By JENNIFER C. KERR

Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON (AP) - The Bush administration urged an appeals court Wednesday to overturn a judge's order awarding nearly $1 billion in Iraqi money to 17 Americans taken prisoner by Saddam Hussein's government during the 1991 Persian Gulf War.

Attorneys for the POWs, who were tortured and starved, countered that the award - to be paid from Iraqi government assets frozen in this country - in no way threatens the rebuilding of Iraq, taking issue with the central argument of the administration.

Justice Department attorney Gregory Katsas said that foreign policy interests are at stake, and that the POWs' claims should be handled through diplomatic channels rather than the courts.

The administration maintains that countless people suffered at the hands of Saddam and plenty will be seeking compensation from the new government, jeopardizing its fragile existence. Once the Iraqi government gets on more solid footing, the administration believes reparations could be negotiated.

Stewart Baker, attorney for the POWs, told a three-judge panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit that his clients simply want the judgment in their favor upheld to affirm their suffering and allow them to collect at a later time.

``French oil companies are going to walk in and say 'I have a contract signed by Saddam Hussein and I want to be paid,' and they're going to have a claim that is recognized under international law,'' Baker said outside court. ``We think this is a debt incurred by Saddam Hussein that deserves much more priority than some French oil contract.''

Ret. Col. David Eberly, who was held by the Iraqis for more than 40 days, said the government's effort to void the ruling is disappointing.

``Today, the argument boils down to the fact that the government simply wants to say 'thank you very much for your service and now go home and live forever the horrors and the memories of your captivity and the torture that went on.''' he said. ``I think that's unjust.''

Eberly was shot down over northwest Iraq on Jan. 19, 1991, and captured by Iraqi soldiers who beat him daily and fed him just bread and broth.

The POWs filed suit against Iraq in April 2002 under a 1996 law that allows victims to pursue blocked assets if they've won damage awards against foreign governments that sponsor terrorism.

U.S. District Judge Richard W. Roberts sided with the POWs last summer and ordered payment of $653 million in compensatory damages and $306 million in punitive damages.

But the Justice Department stepped in and said the POWs could not have access to any of the $1.7 billion of Iraqi assets frozen in 1990. It argued that President Bush formally seized those assets after the invasion of Iraq last year and that the money would be used for rebuilding the country. Judge Roberts reluctantly agreed that the government had the right to block those funds from being used.