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The important question is our children learning

'Nuff said,
Kilgore Trout

Fire the
Liars

Thanks and have a John_Ashcroft_free day,
Kilgore Trout

The nexus of federal feebleness resides in, none other than, the The White House: Home of the Commander-In-Thief

Very patriotically yours,
Kilgore

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G. W. Bush will not run for President in 2004. He'll let the Democrats take the heat on the budget deficit, the war on everything, and, last but not least, INFLATION.

The real interesting question is.. who's responsible for the attack? The person who sent off the mail or the legion of huffing, red in the face computer jockeys who bombarded the site?

Remember, the job of deterring the spammer is that of law enforcement, and the reason why the internet is in such a bad state is from all those cowboy vigilante sysadmins, just shootin' from their goddamned hips. Now I know that our love for vigilantism has its root in our Constitution, because in America we have the (god given) right to arm ourselves for self defense, and possibly respond in a sufficiently violent manner to ward off attacks or any sort of personal affront, but this does not apply to the internet. Sometimes you have to think of the community and respond peacefully.

Wny don't you cover some news, (ie. the Coup D'Etat of the United States of Amerika

Thank you and have a marijuana-inspired week,
Kilgore Trout

With despots installed as "President" and "President-Vice"?

Patriotically yours,
Kilgore Trout

Against Despots - The
Cheney-Rumsfeld Regime ?

Patriotically yours,
Kilgore Trout

What do you mean JUST another step away? Here is the link
for the letter from President-Vice Cheney's lawyer to The White House

Very seditiously yours,
Kilgore Trout

What do you mean JUST another step away? Here is the link
for the letter from President-Vice Cheney's lawyer to The White House

Very seditiously yours,
Kilgore Trout

The Department of Homeland Insanity will surely be warning all patriotic residents to buy duct tape and plastic sheets for protection from evil doers.

Very patriotically yours,
Kilgore Trout

Fine. If Atrios is going to get taken to court, then it'll happen, but let him throw a PayPal button up and his defense fund'll get taken care of in short order. But if that's gonna happen, then fair's fair. Then, by the name of all that is good and holy, I hope someone yanks this bitch into court, too, for far worse. Getting a little bit tired of conservatives getting away with advocating the execution of those they disagree with ... :/

Exabytes of data creates you.

Impeach G. W. "Bring 'Em On" Bush"

At least you are following the path boldly forged
by our fearful LOSER - G. W. Bush

Try a search at Google

Cheers,
Kilgore

Give me a call
and I'll be glad to tell you about nasal sensitivity.

Can Voice Command say:

Impeach The Criminals

Thanks in Advance,
W00t

With a President, not just some bench warmer

Very truly yours,
Kilgore Trout

Don't forget Whitehouse.org, the real whitehouse webpage.

I knew it!

Right now if you google for "iraq" and "whitehouse", http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/iraq/ is the top link. Second link is also on whitehouse.gov Amusingly, http://www.whitehouse.org (an anti-bush site) comes up second in the list of sites. If whitehouse.gov manages to push itself out of the robots lists, then guess which site people will see most often?

Yet another ploy of Ashcroft et al.

Cheers,
Kilgore Trout

George H. W. Bush - Not much
George W. Bush - Even less!

Users lose with proprietary software.

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout

George H. W. Bush - Not much
George W. Bush - Even less!

I need to find a country that will grant my administration immunity from war crimes.

Thanks in advance,
Shrub

George W. Bush

George H. W. Bush - Not much
George W. Bush - Even less!

Very truly yours,
Kilgore Trout

The Slashdot Text Mining Challenge:

Translate into plain English, the never-ending
Bushisms.

Thank you and have an Ashcroft-free weekend,
W00t

I read about a study more than ten years ago about height and income.

Try some real news.

Thanks and have a nice weekend,
W00t

I will only be satisfied when this is done with
a Microslop Browser that has been endorsed
by G. W. Bush

George H. W. Bush - Not much
George W. Bush - Even less!

Very truly yours,
W00t

Are belong to Microslop Craporation:

"but what are the costs to the
computer owners?" :

Royalties due Microslop on their patent for sharing idle CPU cycles.

Thanks and have a nice day,

George W. Bush

Read more about how your "elected" officials are
profiting from the "war" on Iraq.

I have three questions:

1. Where is Osama bin Laden?

2. Where is Saddam Hussein?

3. Where is President-Vice Cheney?

Thanks and have a nice day,
W00t

This moron, when asked to summarize to date, responded with "I don't have any idea".

Brilliant. I guess Redubyacans enjoy stupidity.

Thanks and have a great weekend,
W00t

Most of the spam in the United States, originates
from "President" George W. Bush

Impeach
the thieves.

Thanks and have a nice day,
W00t

To quote the Moron-In-Command, "Bring 'Em On".

Thanks and have an Ashcroft-free day,
W00t

Go to the President-Vice Cheney

Thank you and have an Ashcroft-free day,
W00t

I nominate The Robber Baron for the president of Monkey Island.

Thanks and have an Ashcroft-free weekend,
W00t

Should "President" George W. Bush et al. be impeached?

Thanks and have an Ashcroft-free day,
W00t

This dude
excels at it.

Too bad - I'd love to hang up such an (otherwise ignored) invoice here in my office.

That's a great idea! It would go great with those framed Enron stock certificates, and you could really complete the "look" with various states' marijuana tax stamps!

Please report some news about The Guy Responsible For (1) Environmental Irresponsibility; (2) The Lost War in Afghanistan; (3) The "Phoney" War In Iraq; and (4) The Increasing Debt of the U.S. Federal Government

Thank you and have an Ashcroft-free day,
W00t

Fire the
Moron-In-Command

Thank you and have a nice day,
W00t

The impeachment
of George W. Bush

Thank you and have an Ashcroft-free day,
W00t

ann Coulter

i had no idea who she was but google told meh

Why don't you report news about The Robber Barons?

Thank you and have an Ashcroft-free weekend,
W00t

Masturbation does not extend your life. The Bush Administration told me so.

"Steal this country"

---- Moron-In-Command

Cheers,
W00t

"It won't happen again".

That was a reassuring comment in the stream of
idiotic statements emanating from The Stacked Deck

Thanks for nothing,
W00t

Only losers
use Microslop products.

Cheers,
W00t

The Barbie Doll Threat

Great moments in Stupidity

Courtesy of Talkingpointsmemo

Great moments in the passive voice ...

BLITZER: But the bottom line is
you have to admit that you could
have done a better job planning for
this current environment.

RICE: The planning went on.
Obviously, there were things that
were not foreseen. They have now
-- are now being addressed.

From today's interview on Late Edition ...

Good evening, fellow patriots:

What is the status of P2P encryption of IP addresses and transmissions?

Thanks in advance,
W00t

Fire the
Moron-In-Command

Please send all spell and grammar checking to our
esteemed Commander-Less-In-Chief:

The story should be titled: Is It Just I Or: How I
Stole An Election And Became "President"

Cheers,
W00t

I'm sorry. I'm not from around here. I've been reading this instead. Which one should I be reading?

Are stealing the country.

Fire the
Commander-Less-In-Chief

Thanks,
W00t