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yay, Simpson's reference! You win the internet for today.

Also, meet the first real contender and winner of the first Darwin awards from 1969:

https://www.youtube.com/cdreim...

Note: The YouTube algorithm likes external links.
--
Star Wars Holiday Santa Yoda (Funko POP! #277) Found At Box Lunch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Cryptofeces Lepidoptera Creimerus infestation is a serious problem. Not only are they capable of reproducing asexually like amoebas, they can also lay eggs hermaphroditically in unexpected places. They can disguise eggs as something useful to fool the unaware, sometimes pretending to be a haiku author, blogger, vlogger, or IT closet cleaner.

Very dangerous. They can seemingly reproduce out of the cosmic background radiation, even if you step on twelve of them, there's always one you miss.

Don't be fooled by the C. Lepidoptera Creimerus's innocuous, rolly-polly, and almost friendly appearance; despite its great size, stupid demeanor, and bedraggled toothless appearance, they have the hardiness of a tardigrade.

Only a concerted, targeted downmodding campaign has been shown effective in controlling this dangerous pest.

Experience shows that stopping such a campaign leads to C. Lepidoptera Creimerus returning within days.

Don't let it happen again!
--
the biggest looser on Slashdot

If Mueller had actual evidence of actual collusion, we would have seen it a year ago

This statement is based on absolutely nothing

Remedial logic + learning something from the lies told about Iraq (including those from Mueller) != "nothing". Either this investigation is a farce to control both Trump and the public sheep, or Mueller really does have solid evidence that Trump colluded with Putin to steal an election. Evidence Mueller is sitting on instead of sending articles of impeachment to the House, protecting the Manchurian candidate while pretending to oppose him. Which means Mueller is as much a puppet for Putin as Trump is.

Again, pick one.

I'm not American, I'm Finnish.

Don't tell me this is left over umbrage from the Winter War. Bears a similarity to Cenk Uygur, who seems to have an inbred Turkish hostility towards Russia that sends him into cold war mode the second the R-word is mentioned.

but that does not negate the fact that the Russians are actively posing as western citizens and pumping out propaganda to influence elections and sow political discontent throughout the West and not just in the US.

You ever see the movie Austin Powers? Because your grand spy ideas are even more corny than this scene. Dr. Evil Putin, or DEP for short, tells his minions about his new evil schemes, only for his henchmen to cough and tell him it's already happened:

• DEP: "hack information on Hillary from the democrats, so the public will think she is a dishonest, corrupt politician."

• Henchmen: "Ah, DEP, that has already happened. Americans, even members of her own party, think she is untrustworthy."

• DEP: "Ok, lets spend a few thousand dollars on Tweets to sow discord."

• Henchmen: "I don't know how to say this, sir....but have you been living under a rock? You've never heard of Rodney King? Republicans claim that the Clintons ran a heroin empire in Arkansas and ordered mob hits? Teabaggers that hung mannequins of Obama and burned him in effegy. America is DROWNING in discord, we don't have to lift a finger. And ten thousand dollars, are you kidding? That was a tiny amount of money in the 60's, how do you expect that much to change a 9 biLLLLLLion election?"

Russiagate wouldn't make it as a bad 80's action movie.

CREIMER' SUBMISSIONS UPDATE:
Note also that creimer is trying to regain karma by getting his submissions published as articles on /. so make sure to go to:
https://slashdot.org/~The+Orig...
https://slashdot.org/~cre1mer
https://slashdot.org/~The+Fat+...
https://slashdot.org/~__aaclcg...
https://slashdot.org/~IDrinkFa...
https://slashdot.org/~_sharp'r...
https://slashdot.org/~crreimer
https://slashdot.org/~cdreimer
https://slashdot.org/~criss69
https://slashdot.org/~Anonymou...
https://slashdot.org/~FatCashe...
https://slashdot.org/~ILoveFat...
https://slashdot.org/~IHateFat...
https://slashdot.org/~IAteFatC...
https://slashdot.org/~ITapeFat...
https://slashdot.org/~IApeFatC...
https://slashdot.org/~IPrayFat...
https://slashdot.org/~FatCashe...
and mod down his submissions as well. The great thing is that you don't even need mod points to mod down a submission, just click on the "minus" icon!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of fo

This isn't new! Some organisms can naturally spray and spread themselves all over the place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Cryptofeces Lepidoptera Creimerus infestation is a serious problem. Not only are they capable of reproducing asexually like amoebas, they can also lay eggs hermaphroditically in unexpected places. They can disguise eggs as something useful to fool the unaware, sometimes pretending to be a haiku author, blogger, vlogger, or IT closet cleaner.

Very dangerous. They can seemingly reproduce out of the cosmic background radiation, even if you step on twelve of them, there's always one you miss.

Don't be fooled by the C. Lepidoptera Creimerus's innocuous, rolly-polly, and almost friendly appearance; despite its great size, stupid demeanor, and bedraggled toothless appearance, they have the hardiness of a tardigrade.

Only a concerted, targeted downmodding campaign has been shown effective in controlling this dangerous pest.

Experience shows that stopping such a campaign leads to C. Lepidoptera Creimerus returning within days.

Don't let it happen again!
--
the biggest looser on Slashdot

Found the creimer shitmot. O_o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Cryptofeces Lepidoptera Creimerus infestation is a serious problem. Not only are they capable of reproducing asexually like amoebas, they can also lay eggs hermaphroditically in unexpected places. They can disguise eggs as something useful to fool the unaware, sometimes pretending to be a haiku author, blogger, vlogger, or IT closet cleaner.

Very dangerous. They can seemingly reproduce out of the cosmic background radiation, even if you step on twelve of them, there's always one you miss.

Don't be fooled by the C. Lepidoptera Creimerus's innocuous, rolly-polly, and almost friendly appearance; despite its great size, stupid demeanor, and bedraggled toothless appearance, they have the hardiness of a tardigrade.

Only a concerted, targeted downmodding campaign has been shown effective in controlling this dangerous pest.

Experience shows that stopping such a campaign leads to C. Lepidoptera Creimerus returning within days.

Don't let it happen again!
--
the biggest looser on Slashdot

I was the one?????

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Hahaha, I'am sure creimer well knows that URL by now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

The video that seriously gets 1,000,000 views a day!

Salivate creimer, salivate, that's all you'll do for ever!

Then you haven't used modern, good quality biometric devices.

Biometric sensors from 10-15 years ago absolutely worked terribly. Modern ones perform very well, and have a much better experience. 10-15 years ago, the industry had 10-20% of the population that could not reliably use fingerprint readers due to temperature, humidity, worn fingerprints, skin color, no fingerprints, and many other factors. Now, we have between .1-1% of the population that cannot use the devices, and <1% of the biometric operations fail. We have had numerous people use modern sensors that were blown away at how well they operate compared to prior generations.

Lumidigm has an excellent such sensor. Check out a video of it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

That video is not just a marketing gimmick. They absolutely work as shown in the video.

Note: I work in the biometric industry, but not on Wendy's time clocks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLk81XnkGUM

People have forgotten that the state is NOT your friend. It's a necessary evil that should be kept chained and small so that it serves our needs not it's own. You're seeing the state taking on its true form now... being used by people to persecute enemies and thought criminals.

Men in the UK are at constant risk of having their lives completely destroyed by allegations from feminists, or just crazy bitches - while the police are complicit. It's now routine for someone who feels a bit pissed off to claim someone used hate speech in a disagreement - that person is then facing severe penalties and is reliant on a common-sense, reasonable approach from the police force involved.

We live in a police state. Once the police are fully converged by the latest batch of university gender-studies lunatics... that common-sense will be gone. We'll be exposed to the full malicious power of state that isn't held in check at all.

Watch this. If they want to arrest you, the police aren't on your side. They aren't fair.

Dude...but...a trend line from 2014-2016 would go up and a trend line 2016-2018 would go down. You're flat-out lying about no clear fuckin' signal. That same drop appears in several other open source projects. Find the date where a Code of Conduct was introduced. Roll over to Github. Look at the contributions before and after. Most of them see a dropping trend after the introduction of the Code of Conduct. It's not a theory. I'm so goddamned tired of this shit. I mean it's bad enough that I now talk with a shit faked accent. That's bad.

There is an interesting talk about the subject: Scott Galloway at Business Insider's 2017 IGNITION conference

At the very end of it, he hints at the companies into which he thinks Amazon, Apple, Facebook and Google should be broken up. His reasons are not those of a petulant orange child but deeply market oriented.

Moxie Marlinspike's talk Changing Threats to Privacy explains the problem with not using things like Facebook, Twitter, a cell phone, etc. The crux of the argument is that you are free to opt out of these services, but in doing so you're also opting out of society, ultimately placing yourself in social exile. "Making your own site" is fine, but the problem is that you can't just bring all of the people on other sites along with you, so you can play in your corner of the playground but it'll be alone and without friends, family, business networking opportunities, etc.

Someone of the age of 16 is not fully developed.

Britney told it best. :)

You can't change a spark plugs and without a software override code on these tractors.

Yes it is that bad.

Really because I didn’t see any override code needed.

You already knew that it would not be accepted because Breitbart is not news. Breitbart is propoganda - the word that we used before alternative facts.

Breitbart is news. If it isn't, then point out what that story got factually wrong. There's no such thing as non-propaganda outlets any more, if there ever was. They all have a bias and an agenda. They report on some stories and not others. They leave out some facts and not others. And sometimes they just outright make shit up.

Remember how all those "trusted" media outlets kept on insisting that censorship of the right on social media was a "conspiracy theory"?

Except it wasn't -- Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey admitted to shadowbanning 600,000 accounts (note link to "real news" Engadget, but submission was also removed from the votable feed within hours) . Breitbart foreshadowed that story, which I also submitted, and which was also removed within hours.

But hey, just pretend you can ignore alternative news sites, because the other sites are "real news".

Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!

This story was inspired by cdreimer, the grand-parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.

The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...

Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"Creimy The Mountain"

includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)

One, two, three

CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!

CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder

CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)

Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder

Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN

("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")

And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.

Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!

Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!

Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!

A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!

I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!

Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!

By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced

"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"

Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!

"ETHELL, we're going to New York!"

But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS

It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges Pull a few handles,
And drink a few beers, (Oh, ETHELL!)

ETHELL, my darling, you know that I love you!
I'm glad we could have a Vacation this year! (Oh, NEET-O!)

Glad we could have a Vacation this year!

They left that night, crunchin' across the Mojave De

Probably a good choice, but just don't get in a crash with a bigger car (which is most cars). https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Hello Chris,

I just found out that most of those hits on your following videos were caused by one of my nerds using my click-bot resources to nag you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

and many ones before the latest published date in the list above.

I am partly responsible because I mentioned your case in a corporate meeting but I wasn't aware that there was anybody on my staff still dedicated to your case.

Anyway, most of the views you brag about are caused my click-bots I control.

I offerered you partnership in the past but you never even replied to me.

If find it an unacceptable behaviour.

Chris, my team has just updated me with your new contact info. It is nice to hear from you again and to see that you have managed to get a new Slashdot account.

*** Chris, contact me ASAP please. I have AI click bots that don't get detected by youtube algorythm! :) -2 subscribers and 10 views a day for you is sad.. -love granny XX ***

Dear Team Creimer,

I just noticed that the Humpty-Dumpty video has 435+ millions views, that should make you salivate!

I have plenty of ideas to make the views on your own youtube channel skyrocket but you didn't contact me yet. Is it because I am a lady? Ethell says that you are sexist but I hope it isn't true.

Anyway, I will give you a free hint anyway: Dress-up as Humpty in your videos, you shouldn't need that much makeup making this a money saving situation in your own case.

My YouTube channel has 222K subscribers and many videos with hundreds of thousands of views:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Now, with some slight adjustments, I think that together, we could make the view count skyrocket on your very own Team Creimer youtube channel :)

Please feel confident to contact me if you want me to coach you, we aren't living so far away from each other so we could even easily meet.

Love XX,

--
-Granny

Hello Chris,

I just found out that most of those hits on your following videos were caused by one of my nerds using my click-bot resources to nag you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

and many ones before the latest published date in the list above.

I am partly responsible because I mentioned your case in a corporate meeting but I wasn't aware that there was anybody on my staff still dedicated to your case.

Anyway, most of the views you brag about are caused my click-bots I control.

I offerered you partnership in the past but you never even replied to me.

If find it an unacceptable behaviour.

Chris, my team has just updated me with your new contact info. It is nice to hear from you again and to see that you have managed to get a new Slashdot account.

*** Chris, contact me ASAP please. I have AI click bots that don't get detected by youtube algorythm! :) -2 subscribers and 10 views a day for you is sad.. -love granny XX ***

Dear Team Creimer,

I just noticed that the Humpty-Dumpty video has 435+ millions views, that should make you salivate!

I have plenty of ideas to make the views on your own youtube channel skyrocket but you didn't contact me yet. Is it because I am a lady? Ethell says that you are sexist but I hope it isn't true.

Anyway, I will give you a free hint anyway: Dress-up as Humpty in your videos, you shouldn't need that much makeup making this a money saving situation in your own case.

My YouTube channel has 222K subscribers and many videos with hundreds of thousands of views:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Now, with some slight adjustments, I think that together, we could make the view count skyrocket on your very own Team Creimer youtube channel :)

Please feel confident to contact me if you want me to coach you, we aren't living so far away from each other so we could even easily meet.

Love XX,

--
-Granny

Hello Chris,

I just found out that most of those hits on your following videos were caused by one of my nerds using my click-bot resources to nag you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

and many ones before the latest published date in the list above.

I am partly responsible because I mentioned your case in a corporate meeting but I wasn't aware that there was anybody on my staff still dedicated to your case.

Anyway, most of the views you brag about are caused my click-bots I control.

I offerered you partnership in the past but you never even replied to me.

If find it an unacceptable behaviour.

Chris, my team has just updated me with your new contact info. It is nice to hear from you again and to see that you have managed to get a new Slashdot account.

*** Chris, contact me ASAP please. I have AI click bots that don't get detected by youtube algorythm! :) -2 subscribers and 10 views a day for you is sad.. -love granny XX ***

Dear Team Creimer,

I just noticed that the Humpty-Dumpty video has 435+ millions views, that should make you salivate!

I have plenty of ideas to make the views on your own youtube channel skyrocket but you didn't contact me yet. Is it because I am a lady? Ethell says that you are sexist but I hope it isn't true.

Anyway, I will give you a free hint anyway: Dress-up as Humpty in your videos, you shouldn't need that much makeup making this a money saving situation in your own case.

My YouTube channel has 222K subscribers and many videos with hundreds of thousands of views:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Now, with some slight adjustments, I think that together, we could make the view count skyrocket on your very own Team Creimer youtube channel :)

Please feel confident to contact me if you want me to coach you, we aren't living so far away from each other so we could even easily meet.

Love XX,

--
-Granny

Hello Chris,

I just found out that most of those hits on your following videos were caused by one of my nerds using my click-bot resources to nag you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

and many ones before the latest published date in the list above.

I am partly responsible because I mentioned your case in a corporate meeting but I wasn't aware that there was anybody on my staff still dedicated to your case.

Anyway, most of the views you brag about are caused my click-bots I control.

I offerered you partnership in the past but you never even replied to me.

If find it an unacceptable behaviour.

Chris, my team has just updated me with your new contact info. It is nice to hear from you again and to see that you have managed to get a new Slashdot account.

*** Chris, contact me ASAP please. I have AI click bots that don't get detected by youtube algorythm! :) -2 subscribers and 10 views a day for you is sad.. -love granny XX ***

Dear Team Creimer,

I just noticed that the Humpty-Dumpty video has 435+ millions views, that should make you salivate!

I have plenty of ideas to make the views on your own youtube channel skyrocket but you didn't contact me yet. Is it because I am a lady? Ethell says that you are sexist but I hope it isn't true.

Anyway, I will give you a free hint anyway: Dress-up as Humpty in your videos, you shouldn't need that much makeup making this a money saving situation in your own case.

My YouTube channel has 222K subscribers and many videos with hundreds of thousands of views:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Now, with some slight adjustments, I think that together, we could make the view count skyrocket on your very own Team Creimer youtube channel :)

Please feel confident to contact me if you want me to coach you, we aren't living so far away from each other so we could even easily meet.

Love XX,

--
-Granny

Hello Chris,

I just found out that most of those hits on your following videos were caused by one of my nerds using my click-bot resources to nag you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

and many ones before the latest published date in the list above.

I am partly responsible because I mentioned your case in a corporate meeting but I wasn't aware that there was anybody on my staff still dedicated to your case.

Anyway, most of the views you brag about are caused my click-bots I control.

I offerered you partnership in the past but you never even replied to me.

If find it an unacceptable behaviour.

Chris, my team has just updated me with your new contact info. It is nice to hear from you again and to see that you have managed to get a new Slashdot account.

*** Chris, contact me ASAP please. I have AI click bots that don't get detected by youtube algorythm! :) -2 subscribers and 10 views a day for you is sad.. -love granny XX ***

Dear Team Creimer,

I just noticed that the Humpty-Dumpty video has 435+ millions views, that should make you salivate!

I have plenty of ideas to make the views on your own youtube channel skyrocket but you didn't contact me yet. Is it because I am a lady? Ethell says that you are sexist but I hope it isn't true.

Anyway, I will give you a free hint anyway: Dress-up as Humpty in your videos, you shouldn't need that much makeup making this a money saving situation in your own case.

My YouTube channel has 222K subscribers and many videos with hundreds of thousands of views:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Now, with some slight adjustments, I think that together, we could make the view count skyrocket on your very own Team Creimer youtube channel :)

Please feel confident to contact me if you want me to coach you, we aren't living so far away from each other so we could even easily meet.

Love XX,

--
-Granny

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Hahaha, I'am sure creimer well knows that URL by now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

The video that seriously gets 1,000,000 views a day!

Salivate creimer, salivate, that's all you'll do for ever!

I'm sure there are others I've missed but these two stood out:

* Netflix has a great documentary called Mission Blue

* National Geographic's Australia's Great Barrier Reef is also good.

All questions of spyware aside... Huawei has some serious issues with honesty that they need to get past.

I'd like to know how you think socialism can succeed without the rich to fund it... Ahh.. there's the problem.. Socialism only works until you bleed everyone dry.. Venezuela is what happens when you have socialism..

You already live in a socialist society... what do you think the bank bailouts in 2008 were? Or state subsidies are?

Protectionism for the rich and big business by state intervention, radical market interference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHj2GaPuEhY#t=349

Our brains are much worse at reality and thinking than thought. Science on reasoning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYmi0DLzBdQ

Manufacturing consent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwU56Rv0OXM

I'd like to know how you think socialism can succeed without the rich to fund it... Ahh.. there's the problem.. Socialism only works until you bleed everyone dry.. Venezuela is what happens when you have socialism..

You already live in a socialist society... what do you think the bank bailouts in 2008 were? Or state subsidies are?

Protectionism for the rich and big business by state intervention, radical market interference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHj2GaPuEhY#t=349

Our brains are much worse at reality and thinking than thought. Science on reasoning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYmi0DLzBdQ

Manufacturing consent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwU56Rv0OXM

I'd like to know how you think socialism can succeed without the rich to fund it... Ahh.. there's the problem.. Socialism only works until you bleed everyone dry.. Venezuela is what happens when you have socialism..

You already live in a socialist society... what do you think the bank bailouts in 2008 were? Or state subsidies are?

Protectionism for the rich and big business by state intervention, radical market interference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHj2GaPuEhY#t=349

Our brains are much worse at reality and thinking than thought. Science on reasoning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYmi0DLzBdQ

Manufacturing consent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwU56Rv0OXM

" vehemently defend censorship by private corporations. " - I thought you liked the free market? No? Conservatives change your tiny minds every 4 years anyway, now you're on the Trump wagon, next year it's back to deficit spending...

If you weren't such unabridged liars the waking world might take you seriously instead of roasting marshmallows over the fire of your corpse, as we collectively do.

You haven't made any sense, what is it that you believe? The reality is the oligarchs and the rich are at war with regular people, and if you don't understand that you don't understand politics at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

The Greater Good

Man, google is really stepping in it hard as of late

That's because you are all unaware all states are at war with their respective publics because they fear the internets potential to politically awaken the publics of the globe. See here by former national security advisor, this is just rich capitalist oligarchs and powers that be doing everything they can to maintain control over the public minds of the planet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

I would second all of that. Louis Rossman made a video that described Apple's engineering fails over the last decade:
The horrible truth about Apple's repeated engineering failures

I thought the opening remarks were insightful, regarding how any other company that made products like this would get a truckload of hate. But in Apple's case the fanbois just keep forking over more and more cash and buying into the same poorly engineered crap.

But there is a way to capitalize on all this - buy some Apple stock and use an Android phone, thereby letting the fanbois funnel money into Android...

Not only do we write document scan and OCR software (ExactScan, OCRKit, Recompres, etc.) that fits on a couple of floppies (well ExactScan non Pro would fit on two 1.44MB I guess), without hundreds of imported dependecies and such: https://exactcode.com/ – On my new youtube channel I recently showed how to program hardware accelerated 3d in a couple of hundred lines of code! Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

That Apple expects to sell more of the relatively inexpensive iPhone Xr (pronounced "iPhone 10r", see my video) than the expensive iPhone Tennis and Tennis Match in the long run. ;)

Ain't gonna happen! That's what you said, and I swear I won't forget that dumb remark until I'm dead!

It's not the Walmart way if it's not a soul-crushing experience. Like having to do a daily chant before work starts.

Video of Obama saying the election CAN'T be hacked.

Sorry you are a snowflake and can't accept that the election wasn't hacked, even in Obama's words. Lets get a short history...
1980 - Regan won only because Bush flew on secret jet to France to rig the election
2000 - Bush only won because SCOTUS picked him, not because he got more electoral votes
2016 - Trump only won because of Russian interference.

Notice a pattern? When the DNC loses an election it can't POSSIBLY be because they suck. Its ALWAYS outside interference.
You are a perma-snowflake. Even your great hero says you are a liar.

As for wrecking the country, I hear your dog whistle of Trump is letting blacks get jobs and out of poverty and you need to get it back to "put them in their place". Yea, we know you are a bigot, you don't need to keep reminding us.

lot of those expenses are things like improving the service centres to cope with the demand

That's not SG&A, that's "Services and Other". Services and Other cost Tesla a net $116M in Q2, vs. revenue of $4B, aka eating up less than 3% of their gross margin.

There were already ridiculous delays getting parts and basic repairs done, six months not being unusual for things like accident damage.

6 months is highly unusual. Of course, you can always find some body shop somewhere for any brand that has hundreds of thousands of vehicles on the road that takes an inordinate amount of time. That doesn't make that "normal". Want to make there be zero cases of abnormal crash repair times (for shorts to find out about and share widely every chance they get) when you don't control the body shops? Good luck with that.

S & X repairs from accidents are usually several weeks to a month. But these are much lower volume vehicles than the 3. In the Model 3 Owners Survey, the average repair took under a week. Speaking of Model 3 repairs...

All an indictment is, is an accusation from a prosecutor. Ever hear the phrase that they could "indict a ham sandwich"? Grand juries are under the complete control of prosecutors, and they could indict just about anyone for anything if they wanted to.

If Mueller had actual evidence of actual collusion, we would have seen it a year ago, instead of all this fucking around with Twitter trolls, Facebook ads placed after the election, and money laundering from ten years ago with zero connection to Trump (but plenty to Hillary's campaign manager, John Podesta). More to the point, Mueller has never had the FBI investigate the DNC severs, the alleged hacking of which is the entire basis of Russiagate. Which either means Mueller is far too incompetent to be trusted to run the office Keurig machine by himself, or this was never a real investigation, only a puppet show for rubes who learned nothing from the lies told about Iraq. One of those liars being one Robert Mueller.

Pick one.

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Black Mirror has to be the most overrated show ever. If you want a shorter, funnier and more insightful social media skewering Community did one.

The East Is Red.

A Canadian short documentary (2 minutes) on exposing spiders to different drugs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Seemed a bit harsh that they subjected these noble creatures to an ecstasy overdose. Reminded me of this skit from The Onion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

As well as addressing why the Awan brothers spy ring in congress managed to operate for as long as it did.

Or how Debbi Wasserman Shultz threatened the DC police to return a laptop that was considered evidence in that investigation, pointing to a coverup and an even larger scandal.

Nope, the only thing Democrats want to do is point and wave frantically to divert attention towards Russia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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and mod down his submissions as well. The great thing is that you don't even need mod points to mod down a submission, just click on the "minus" icon!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

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Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

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C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here i