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International Trade Patent

Luminous writes "According to the Wall Street Journal and this article from MSNBC, the U.S. Patent office is reviewing a patent on all computer-to-computer international trade transactions. 'When and if Mr. Pool's patent becomes final, lawyers hired by his company, DE Technologies LLC, say anyone conducting computer-to-computer international trades over the Internet without the permission of DE Technology will infringe on the company's intellectual property.' " This submission has been coming in a lot - it's scary, but remember that this patent has not been passed yet - and hopefully with this negative attention, it won't be. The Patent Office has notified him that it will be issuing the patent, however.It should be noted that BusinessWeek had this story a a month ago.

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  1. I'll patent international trade over the phone by klund · · Score: 5

    Okay, I'll avoid making the obvious stupid joke here about "I'm going to patent blah blah blah".

    Seriously, what would our economy be like if businesses had taken out patents on trade over the telephone at the begining of the century the way that they're taking out patents on trade over the internet now. It would be ridiculous. Imagine:

    Sears and Roebuck announce One Name Shopping(tm)! Using our patented technology, we will keep your name and address on file in our offices, so when you call, all you have to give us is your name. We will fill out the rest of your mailing label (for the bill and the shipped merchandise) automatically. Available ONLY at Sears and Roebuck. Call us at Pennsylvania 5-6000.

    Bleh. As much as I hate lawsuits and loathe lawyers, perhaps we need a Class Action Suit against the Patent Office for restricting free trade with this sort of nonsense. It's got to stop.
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    1. Re:I'll patent international trade over the phone by joe52 · · Score: 1

      This is true of so many technologies. Imagine someone patenting delivering goods with a motor vehicle (as opposed to on foot or horse).

    2. Re:I'll patent international trade over the phone by interiot · · Score: 2
      Interesting.

      AFAIK, new patents won't be issued for implementation details. (eg. using CMOS rather than TTL chips) So why isn't "over the internet between countries" considered an implementation detail?

  2. Re:Great news by Ian+Wolf · · Score: 1

    I guess if there is a silver lining to this farce, this is it. Of course, sometimes the silver lining is actually a 727 in a free fall. A lot of people could get hurt before the dust settles on this one.

    What I really want to know is if a frontal lobotomy (sp?) is required before you can get a job at the patent office?

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  3. Re:slashdot overreacts as always by Danse · · Score: 2

    If software already exists to perform all these tasks, then his package would be very derivative, and not worthy of its own patent. Unless he's done something very unique or non-obvious with it, then I don't see the point.

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  4. Re:No website for "De Technologies" by dmuth · · Score: 1
    Its www.detechnologies.com.

    Thanks. Leave it to me to miss the obvious... :-)

  5. I'm going to patent the process of patenting by xant · · Score: 1

    That should put a stop to all this silliness.

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  6. Re:Silver Lining to Silly Patents by Jon_Sy · · Score: 1
    This isn't the same at all...the patent in question concerns a concept rather than an object or process. If Postel had patented SMTP, then who knows what would have happened...people would probably use some other mail protocol (they already do) for free, and Postel would reap nothing from his patent. In this case, there IS no such alternative...net-to-net trading is vital. I can't imagine a company reverting to phone transactions of telegrams to conduct business overseas as a way to avoid paying a tiny royalty to the knob who filed this patent.

    Sure, if the patent is frivolous and there is an alternative to the goods or services the patent covers, then the inventor will be penalized. On something this big, it's a sure win...the biggest reason why this patent should have been tossed from the beginning.

    -j

  7. Re:Put me down for a patent by Captain+Pillbug · · Score: 1
    There are several obvious solutions:

    Don't grant any new ones, and let the existing ones' terms expire. This is by far the easiest

    Don't grant any new ones, and claim eminent domain on all existing ones. That'd require a lot of public funding to avoid a constitutional takings violation, and would effectively foist the burden of existing-patent royalties onto the federal government.

    Don't grant any new ones, and pass legislation restricting the use of existing ones. This may raise constitutional issues.

    It goes without saying that any of these would be difficult to come by, since not only can individual congressmen not remove their heads from their own asses, in fact Washington DC is itself one enormous ass -- seriously, have you smelled DC in the summer? -- and relocating congress's collective head would require relocating all of congress.

  8. Re:That ain't nothing... by alkali · · Score: 2

    Oh, crap. Will you take a post-dated check?

  9. Missing the point by TechLawyer · · Score: 1

    Until we see the claims of this patent, all of the "sky is falling" discussion here is meaningless. I doubt the claims in this patent are particularly broad, and I especially doubt they are as broad as the owner wants to read them.

    The claims define the scope of the patent, not the abstract, not the description. Let's see them before we get too worked up.

  10. Re:The Patent office needs reform by Fizgig · · Score: 1

    The patent office is severely underfunded and was just forced to lay off something like 20% of their already meager staff. Of course, most of us would say that they should err on the side of caution when they don't have enough time to review patents, but the patent lawyers and patent seekers would probably prefer them to err towards leniency and those are the people who talk to the patent office more.

  11. Re:Put me down for a patent by Mike1024 · · Score: 2
    My new patent submission:

    Invention: Patently obvious action

    Abstract: A process by which a project, process, action or similar can proceed from a stage that could be described as 'slightly finished', 'partially finished' or 'Just started' to a stage that could be described as 'Mainly finished', 'nearly finished' or 'totally finished' by a route that has specific and obvious merits in terms of time, cost or quality that are not present in other, less obvious routes or actions. Also appliccable to other situations and processes.

    What do you think? Will I get the patent?

    Michael

    ...another comment from Michael Tandy.

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  12. Re:Protection of Trust rather than I.P. by Zordak · · Score: 2

    I see one major problem with this system. How do you prove/disprove original invention of a similar system vs. pirating somebody else's idea? For example, if you invent a compression algorithm, and distribute it under the terms of your new patent law, and the GNU Foundation or FSF "happens" to invent a compression algorithm that is identical or very similar, how do you prove they copied yours instead of thinking it up themselves? Or how do they prove they thought it up on their own? Who has the burden of proof? And if you then modify the law to indicate that the "new" invention has to be clearly different from the "old" invention, so that it is obvious it isn't a derivative work, how would it be so radically different from the patent laws as they stand.

    In principle, I think this is a decent idea, since the intent of Patent law should be to prevent other entities from capitalizing on the monetary and research investment you put into producing a new technology (so, if they invest and produce it independently, they could have as much right to it as you do). However, in practice, I don't think the distinction could be drawn clearly enough to make it radically different from the laws we already have.

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  13. US Patent Office Doesn't have EMail ! by Red+Bishop · · Score: 1

    No wonder it thinks anything with 'on a computer' is non-obvious!

    "The USPTO is not yet equipped to handle general email correspondence. General inquiries should be directed by telephone to 800.786.9199 (800.PTO.9199) or 703.308.4357"

  14. Can the patent office deny a patent by SmellMyTeenSpirit · · Score: 1

    based on judgement? It seems to me that all the patent office does is check to see if the patent doesnt break any rules. So say someone were to patent breathing and it was leagal somehow, they wouldnt be able to deny it based on the fact that it is wrong? If anyone knows how this works I would be glad to find out.

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  15. Practicallity by Veteran · · Score: 2
    Remember that a patent is just a license to sue someone. Back in the 70's somebody had a patent on a crt using a cursor (or something similar - it was over 20 years ago - I don't remember the exact patent.) He sent it to our company demanding royalties. Basically we just ignored him - so did everybody else in the computer industry.

    Just because somebody gets a ridiculous patent doesn't mean he is able to enforce it. Mostly these kind of patents die when the lawyers inform the patent holder that the patent would likely be overturned in the courts if a case ever gets to trial.

    In other words, people like this are running a bluff - seeing if they can get the gullible to give them some money without a fight.

    Get concerned, when and if, he starts winning law suits against companies with good lawyers and lots of money. Until then, a patent like this is just a boogie man.

  16. suddenly,... by ebbv · · Score: 2


    this doesn't seem so far off ;)

    http://www.theonion.com/onion3311/microsoftpaten ts.html

    i recently had an argument w/my own father about how the patents are out of hand,.. he didn't seem to agree. i couldn't get it through his head that the record companies wouldn't collapse just because you can download songs for free...

    he would switch it to movies and say who is going to go see movies at the theatre for $8 when you can see them at home for free on your computer?

    and i said 'well the prices of tickets would come down, which is a good thing,... and no one's home system, no matter how good, can really compete with a 50' screen... '

    there's gotta be some big changes soon..... :)
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    1. Re:suddenly,... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3

      > he would switch it to movies and say who is going to go see movies at the theatre for $8 when you can see them at home for free on your computer?

      You should have asked him whether two generations of free movies on television killed the theatre, or four generations of free music on the radio killed the music industry.

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    2. Re:suddenly,... by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1
      Since the issue under discussion was whether or not radio and television were killing the recording and film industries, free for you isn't the point (unless you're in the recording industry).

      In the same vein, the fact that your diapers are free for you doesn't imperil Procter and Gamble because your parents pay for them.

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    3. Re:suddenly,... by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1
      You should have asked him whether two generations of free movies on television killed the theatre, or four generations of free music on the radio killed the music industry.

      Since we haven't had either, it's hard to say. TV and radio stations both pay royalties, providing another revenue stream which may compensate for any losses.

      Just because you don't pay for it doesn't make it free.

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    4. Re:suddenly,... by Munelight · · Score: 1

      Or a zillion generations of free reading at the library killed the book publishers.

  17. The Onion Satires Patents by Luminous · · Score: 2
    This case reminds me of The Onion's satire on Micrsoft's pending patent.

    I do believe the patent office has way too much power to control the flow of the economy. While I support every effort to make sure someone doesn't get ripped off for their efforts, I can't imagine this being having been a difficult concept to come up with. A copyright on the softare and then selling that system would have made more sense.

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  18. Speaking of Stupid Patents by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    Whatever became of that guy who had the Y2K Windowing Patent? He was going to cut licensees a break if they applied before Y2K rolled around and then raise the price for a license massively. Has anyone heard tell of him recently?

    That patent and this one surely have a similar amount of prior art associated with them. This one also has a lot of "Obvious to someone in the trade" mojo associated with it. Why are they giving out patents for moving old bookkeeping type operations to computers. One would think that would be an obvious step.

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  19. Why doesn't.. by csmacd · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't Slashdot patent news? Or, News over the internet...

    Should pay for that OC-48 in no time.... (Need a router guy? 8-)

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  20. Bank transactions. by Elequin · · Score: 1

    Imagine. This will effectively patent international bank transactions. Imagine the lawsuits (and legal machinations) that will go on if this patent is granted.

    Oh well. There goes my idea for filing for a patent for the idea of exchanging goods for other goods of like value. Can I patent money...?

  21. That does it... by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

    I am postiong this comment, shutting my box down, and never turning it on agian. The fact that this is even being considered just makes me long for the days when we did nothing more than sit outside and bang rock together.

    You want to hear a really sobering thought, this kind of crap happens in every sector of interests. We see crap like this because we are computer/internet geeks. If there are any model airplane geeks, you may have heard that you need emmisions controls on your engines. If you are in some other area of interest (I suck b-cus I can only think of two things I like), you will see this happening everywhere.

    My point is that we might as well sit outside and bang rocks unless things change soon.

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  22. Prefabricated Building... by ScottBrady · · Score: 4
    Working from his one-room office in a prefabricated building

    Can you say mobile home?

    I can just see it now:

    "Yee Haw Billy Bob Joe! Now we all can buy a double wide!"

    I can't wait for "Silicon Valley Hillbillies"...

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    1. Re:Prefabricated Building... by extar-bags · · Score: 1
      it's time for a 2-story mobile home!

      Come on, don't poke fun. They're called "Double Decker" Tornado Targets.

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  23. The US patent office... by talonyx · · Score: 1

    This sickens me. Not the fact of the patent itself - I know it will be broken, it's just laughable in that regard.

    It's the fact that if this is passed and upheld, it is passed and upheld by the US patent office.

    I'm not american. Hell, "I'm Afraid of Americans" (david bowie song for those of you who don't know). Why should the US be able to regulate the rest of the world's trade?

    I can understand it havin authority over straight American transfers and whatnot, but I don't see how they legally can have any authority over me as a Canadian. Or someone else as an Australian or Japanese or Russian or Lebanese, or anywhere else.

    Once again, it's the US acting as the world's leader, whether it's "subjects" want it or not. Pretty hpyocritical to run a democratic system on top of such.

    So, I'll just laugh if this gets through and stays that way. And I'll start an internet business, and not pay these people. And see if I can be stopped.

    1. Re:The US patent office... by vinay · · Score: 1
      To raise funds for filing patent applications in 31 foreign countries, Mr. Pool sold an old car, an 18-foot boat and some land he had been hoping to use for a corporate headquarters.

      Umm.. it would seem that much more than america is thinking of patenting this. /. is a bit america centered, mostly because, well, it's in the states.

      And what if canada is one of those 31 countries? "Damn canadians.. trying to regulate the rest of the world's trade."

      Right.

      -V

  24. He should be getting copyright protection by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

    "its a patent on a single software packages that integrates the entire process of making an international purchase."

    Integration is not innovation, it costs very little to accomplish, and everyone does it by straight-forward principles. Hint: Puting a nail into a piece of wood is integration. He's done nothing more than that.

    Or another example, you can patent an engine, you cannot patent a car.

    He's patenting a car.

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  25. Re:Ed Pool's phone number and contact info by dash2 · · Score: 1

    how the heck is this blatant piece of incitement to molestation "insightful"?

  26. Re:George W Bush will by extar-bags · · Score: 1
    mod this up dammit! this is hysterical!

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  27. Only Covers Buyers, not Sellers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Check out the claims. Looks like he loses by virtue of hiring cut-rate patent atty. Here's Claim 1:

    1. A process for carrying out an international transaction over EMF communication links using computer to computer
    communications compromising the steps of:
    (a) selecting a language in which to view catalogue information on products;
    (b) selecting a currency in which to obtain a price of the products;
    (c) selecting products to be purchased and a destination for said selected products to be purchased thereby
    triggering a calculation of all costs involved in moving said selected products to said destination based upon
    said destination and said selected products; and,
    (d) ordering said selected products thereby triggering an electronic funds transfer authorization and generation
    of electronic title configured to define ownership and facilitate passage of said selected products and pay-ments
    of international taxes and duties.

    Note that this process is the one used by the *buyer*. Even if it is upheld, sellers don't infringe and don't need a license.

  28. Ed Pool's phone number and contact info by dmuth · · Score: 5
    From http://www.detechnologies.com/contact.htm:

    Edward Pool

    Phone: (540) 576-3555

    DE Technologies
    12110 Old Franklin Turnpike
    Union Hall, VA 24176

    Email: info@detechnologies.com

    I say we all give him a phone call and send him an e-mail. No threats or anything like that, of course, just to let him know what we think of scum like him who try to patent ideas which have been around for years...

    1. Re:Ed Pool's phone number and contact info by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 2
      Let me support this. Nothing rude, not at all. Just be polite, and enquire after the nature of the patentability of something which, on the face of it, is predated by approx. 1 hillion jillion grillion examples of prior art. Perhaps he actually had a unique idea. Doubtful, but possible.

      Nothing like slashdotting a mailbox. Just like protesters sending nasty things to senators and congressmen. We could even write scripts to do this sort of thing; go to www.slashdot.com/protest, fill out thy name and hit `Complain where complaints are needed.' Nothing like a constant daily mailbombing to deny service legitimately. 'Course anyone intelligent would simply blacklist the server sending the mail. But how intelligent are most of these people?

      But be polite.

  29. Re:AlGore might be pro-business, but he's not sure by extar-bags · · Score: 1
    Al will just point at the problem, say "there's no controlling legal authority on the internet"

    actually, it won't be as simple as just point to the problem for Al. It'll take him awhile, because I don't thikn he can bend his arms at the elbows. He's like a GI Joe, that guy.

    But seriously, if Pool and have a patent on international internet trade, why can't Al have a patent on the internet itself?

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  30. WAAAAAAY off-topic by scribblej · · Score: 1
    Proving I am more than just a computer geek; I am an accumulator (8-bit!) of useless information!

    Seriously, waaaay off-topic, I think you meant pennsylvania 6-5000, and that was actually the phone number for, IIRC, a hotel in New York. I could look up the name for it, if anyone cares; I read this interesting tidbit on James Lileks' site. (http://www.lileks.com)

  31. He's fighting from the wrong side by deez_nuts · · Score: 1
    This get-rich-quick scheme seems somewhat viabile given the brain-damaged USPTO, but his strategy is fundamentally flawed.

    The most strategic use of bullshit patents such as this one can only be applied by large corporations with billions in their coffers. This is the 'spiteful' approach, where the barrier imposed by the patent itself is not in its contents, but the expense of fighting it. Big companies can afford to vigorously defend even fundamentally unsound patents, and this presents a large roadblock to smaller organizations who wish to challenge it.

    Then you have this idiot. If the criminally stupid USPTO does grant him his patent, he's gonna get trounced by the big boys' virtually unlimited legal funds...

  32. Of course . . . by gfxguy · · Score: 2

    Now you're talking about copyright, not patents. Not that I don't agree with you.
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  33. Re:Great news by extar-bags · · Score: 1
    That's what hackers do right? Exploit the vulnerablities in order to get them fixed? Oh, wait, they just get sent to jail while the corporations or govt bureaucracies do nothing to improve the system.

    no, that's what happens to crackers.

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  34. Re:How cant this go through? by Tristan7 · · Score: 1

    I don't believe that a process has to be 'non-obvious' to be patented. I know that in the drug industry, processes are routinely patented in order to slow down competetors who are making me-too drugs.

  35. Re:At the risk of becoming flamebait... by Luminous · · Score: 2
    I have to disagree, it is neither novel or non-obvious. Is a boat a novel, non-obvious way to tavel on water? When the first one was used, yes. But using computers to calculate shipping and foreign currency fluctuations is not because that is what computers have been doing. Yes, Ed Pool did develop a software system that allowed for combining these calculations into one application, and he should have been licensing it from the start.

    But claiming a patent on international trade via computers is far too broad. His patent should only extend to his specific system and not to the entire process.

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  36. Nukees (speaking of absurd patents) by Consul · · Score: 1
    Darren "Gav" Bluel, the artist who draw the comic strip Nukees, has attacked this very same absurd patent issue.

    One of the characters (Suzy G.) got a patent on energy use (A system by which energy can be converted to different forms within a closed system...). The main character, Gav, is now using this to sue every person in Earth.

    Kinda makes you wonder, huh?

    PS - You need to go back a few weeks to catch the entire storyline.

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  37. Lawyers Love This Sort of Thing by JeffRC · · Score: 1

    Lawyers love this sort of thing. Patent attorneys get fabulously wealthy on stuff like this. Regardless, of what the technical community thinks, the Patent Office, obviously can find no prior art, nor considers this to be obvious. The major flaw here being the technical qualifications of personnel in the Patent Office. Patents were meant to allow a person to reap the benefits of their talents and personal investment in an invention/process. In the beginning, Thomas Jefferson and the Patent Office were very skeptical of issuing new patents, and you could count the number of patents issued in the first 20 years of the US on your fingers. Unfortunately, today if you have time to write it up and pay the patent fees, they'll issue you patent. The Clinton Administration doesn't make this any better. Mr. Clinton's stated response to the ever increasing conflicts between technology and patents and copyrights, is to let the parties fight it out in court (typical lawyer response). This leads to the never ending saga of lawsuits, since each case is decided on its own merits versus an existing law to cover everything. More importantly, it allows those with the money to litigate others into bankruptcy reaping the benefits of a flawed patent system. As a taxpayer and consumer I would prefer the Patent Office be held to more stringent standards than have to bear the extra expense of these legal battles and have to pay increased prices on products resulting royalties on questionable patents. Unfortunately, Congress isn't any better as evidenced by increases in patent and copyright duration, and such laws as the DMCA.

  38. It can be fought off... by RFINN · · Score: 1

    If a company gets sued under such a broad claim, all they have to prove is that someone (doesn't have to be them) was using that method a year or more before the patent application was filed.

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  39. Put me down for a patent by THATDOG! · · Score: 1

    Since they seem to be giving them away I would like to patent math please.

    1. Re:Put me down for a patent by lizrd · · Score: 1
      Since they seem to be giving them away I would like to patent math please.

      I'm afraid that you can't do that. It's already been done. See this /. aritcle for some discussion. Lucky for all of us; that patent is due to expire next month. Just goes to show how long the patent office has had it's collective head up its ass. By this time removing said head from said ass is going to be extremely painful. Don't expect it to happen without a big fight.
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    2. Re:Put me down for a patent by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      > By this time removing said head from said ass is going to be extremely painful. Don't expect it to happen without a big fight.

      Yeah, I think about that sometimes. Suppose someone forcibly removed the TPO's and the Congress's collective heads from their collective asses, and they quit issuing patents for algorithms. What's going to happen to all the ones already issued? If they tried to revoke them, the people that have paid big bucks to scoop them up would scream bloody murder. But how could TPO/Congress let them stand if they admitted the whole idea was bogus?

      I guess the obvious solution is for them to never look back. We're in for the long haul, folks.

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    3. Re:Put me down for a patent by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

      I'll have
      "A Method of making megabucks by patenting the bleeding obvious"

      reminds me of a trip to a garden store some years ago, they had plastic chains to hang your pot-plants from, the chains were marked with "Pat Pending" !

      How could anyone in the patent office not have known that there was "prior art" on chains ????

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    4. Re:Put me down for a patent by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      I want to patent stupid polls. Not out of greed, mind you. I just want to write Slashdot a Cease & Desist.

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    5. Re:Put me down for a patent by SquidBoy · · Score: 1

      Since they seem to be giving them away I would like to patent math please.

      What's that cheering sound? Schoolchildren across the world realise no more long division or algebra. Only the elite, at highly exclusive private schools, can afford the huge license fees for differentiation or vector geometry. The common boy and girl can devote their attention to sports and underage sex.

      Sure, they'll no longer be able to score their sports or tell that they're having underage sex, but at least their teachers can't give them lines, calculate when the next period ends, or add up their test results.

      And the collapse of the global financial system would be neat too.

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  40. Re:Original ideas by GreenHell · · Score: 1

    Am I missing something here?

    Nope, don't think you are, the patent office is missing several things though, they're called: intelligence, common sense, and a freakin' clue!

    Of course, knowing the way that the patent office works they probably had them at one point, then someone patented them and they haven't been able to afford the royalty payments ever since...

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  41. Beginning of the end... by deebaine · · Score: 1

    I am not so sure this is a bad thing. Even if the patent is granted, this guy is taking on legal departments backed by billions of corporate dollars. Whatever patent is granted will doubtless be mired in years of litigation, and it might just be enough for this country's corporate lobbyists to get Congress to knock some sense into the USPTO. Sometimes the pendulum has to go way too far before it swings back to a reasonable place... -db

    1. Re:Beginning of the end... by mpe · · Score: 2

      I am not so sure this is a bad thing. Even if the patent is granted, this guy is taking on legal departments backed by billions of corporate dollars. Whatever patent is granted will doubtless be mired in years of litigation

      It's very unlikely that he will see any years of legal happenings. Some of the people he will be attempting to extort money from will take great offence to his attemption to get into their kind of business.

  42. If this goes through... by the_tsi · · Score: 2

    Put Ed Pool up there with Sam Khuri for "most annoying people on the Internet."

    Maybe DE Technology will start exporting Benchmark Print Supply's recycled toner cartridges to the whole world...

    -Chris

  43. Patently absurd... by TopShelf · · Score: 4

    Isn't the word "non-obvious" supposed to apply to potential patents? Filing trade documents via computer-to-computer transfers is hardly an innovation. It's simply an application of existing technology, in a way that's already taking place in a wide array of business practices. This guy may have made a nice product that he should market to import-export firms, but to expect that everyone doing electronic forms transfer for international shipments should somehow owe him license fees is, well, patently absurd.

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    1. Re:Patently absurd... by Claudius · · Score: 2

      Isn't the word "non-obvious" supposed to apply to potential patents?

      IANAL, but I used to hang around with a couple. "Non-obvious" means something different in patent law than it does for the layperson; in particular a well-defined set of criteria need to be satisfied for something to be "non-obvious." In this regard it is similar to many scientific and technical fields. (A hard drive isn't the 405 at rush hour?)

      Undoubtedly a lawyer will post and say "this is what it means for something to satisfy non-obviousness," and we'll see, much to our amusement, that the definition itself is non-obvious.

  44. Re:There is nothing intellectual about this! by baka_boy · · Score: 5
    The patent is being filed as a business method, rather than a software algorithm or specific technology. The patent would cover businesses who wish to use any software-based system that handles currency conversions, shipping rate checks, etc., to automate international commerce.

    This class of patent is different, but every bit as insidious as the more general technological ones. I have to agree with the poster above, though, in feeling that this patent would best serve the common good by being granted, so that the major international business players can start leaning against the patent office and Congress a bit harder.

  45. The end of the Internet by MrDingDong · · Score: 2
    So if I understand it correctly, the following activities will all be taxed by Mr. Pool's flash of genius:

    Registering a domain name from any country other than the US?

    Buying a book from Amazon.com from abroad?

    Buying software from Microsoft or anyone else from abroad?

    Unbelievable!! I'm sure Mr. Pool is really going to collect from Amazon or Microsoft or InterNIC.

    What if I'm working abroad and I buy a US Savings bond or something? what if I use eTrade on a business trip to London?

    Is this guy on drugs? How clever this bozo is: I invented international trade on the Internet.

    Who is he? Al Gore's cousin from Virginia?

    Can I get a patent on domestic trade on the Internet?

  46. Re:Who, who, who by AngryLoneNut · · Score: 1
    My life in my lonely cabin in Montana feels so empty. Would you let me take care of your penis bird.

    I will feed him and then let him sit on my penis while I'm writing my manifesto.

  47. How to Take Action? by Dan+Jagnow · · Score: 1

    If the synopsis provided by this posting is accurate, the issue seems pretty clear-cut. Rather than waste my breath griping about it here, I'd like to know what the best method of protest is. Contact the patent office? My state Congressmen? Are there any electronic petitions going around?

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  48. Re:Great news by rtscts · · Score: 1

    exactly which politicians set out to create an omlette of the legal system? we need to have words...

  49. Re:How cant this go through? by thogard · · Score: 2

    How long has IBM been doing this? I think their order system has been doing all this for international mainframe ordders for a long time but their system also send the DOD a letter showing who is ordering what and why for some countries.

    Also Didn't Apollo have a completely automated ordering system and I know they did internatnal order. They went away before this clown invented his stuff. I know I could dig up lots of similar piror art from 1990 on since I was writing such a system for a client.

    I wonder if this is an attempt by someone in the Patent office it kick congress into fixing the patent laws. Most of what we bitch about invovling the Patent office, may be based on stuff that congress has done.

  50. Re:Hmmm....this could work by adric · · Score: 1
    Well, if you mean by at-fault, someone going out there and uding the system for his own benefit, then he's definitely at-fault. He's not necessarily screwing everyone.
    What I meant by "screwing everybody" was that the added cost is inevitably passed on to the consumer. So everyone who does business, directly or indirectly, with an affected company foots the bill. In some cases this is undoubtedly legit... business method patents are not among them.
    I personally don't have a problem with his using the system that exists to do what other companies and people have done. the operative thing here is that he's patenting a process..not just calculating a shipping rate, but the shipping rate, the monetary exchange rate, applying for the necessary shipping paperwork and such. That's a lot of work and if he's come up with a one-touch means of doing this, then i certainly think he deserves to haew some control over being the first one in with that idea.
    There may be a number of details involved, but it's still merely an extension of what's been done for years via pen and paper. Hardly unique or non-obvious.
    After all, being there first with a patent is a time-honored tradition, not only in this company, but in others also.
    And the problem is that so many of them are meritless, this one included.
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  51. Business Process Patents as Legal Singularity by Hettinga · · Score: 1

    There's a nice Catch-22 to business process patents, as we were told by some friends at Testa Hurwitz at a Digital Commerce Society of Boston talk a year or two ago.

    If you reduce a business process to software, you're absolutely reducing it to practice: you're literally making a machine out of an idea, which, by just about every definition of "patentable" you can come up with, is, in fact, patentable.

    In fact, if you don't allow business process patents, you have to unwind almost every concept in patent law.

    Isn't that *cool*?

    (Hmmmm.... Let's see if I pull on *this* thread *here*....)

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  52. Telex was first by OceanBarb · · Score: 1
    People have been conducting international trade electronically via Telex and TWX for a half century, at least. That means:
    • making contracts,
    • handling customs matters,
    • transferring funds,
    • making shipping arrangements,
    • brokering transportation,
    • agreeing to exchange rates, etc.
    A Telex machine involved typing words and numbers into a keyboard for digital encoding and decoding and transmission of messages. In fact, I believe that various postal systems around the world, as "trusted third parties" were the first non-commercial services, besides Western Union and the AT&T, to offer similar services. There is nothing unique or original in this idea. In fact, I worked for a shipping company in the mid-80s that was already using IBM p.c.s for the same purposes.

    The idea that a patent could be issued on this so-called business method is completely ludicrous.

    Sign me,

    been there, done that

    Ocean Barb

  53. Re:May already be invalid - Not in the US by Cerlyn · · Score: 1

    In the United States, prior publishing and/or discussion does NOT keep you from getting a patent. In most other countries, it does. Likewise, you can patent an algorithm (such as for encryption) here, and not anywhere else in the world. Both of these facts were taken advantage of by the people who patented LZW, the compression algorthim behind many ZIP utilities. It already was published, and was an idea, not a physical product.

  54. Re:May already be invalid by skoda · · Score: 2

    I don't know patent law specifically, but my understanding is that if an invention is widely known about and understood, then you can't patent it. That's pretty much a way of saying that if overlapping prior art exists, you haven't invented anything.

    But in this case:
    1) "Randolph N. Reynolds" is not the general public.
    2) Researchers do not work in a vacuum. Generally other people unrelated to the work know about the project. In this case, Pool hired others to create the method for him. So others know about it, but it's not a problem. It's fairly contained, unique (allegedly), and not generally implemented.

    I believe you can publish a paper on an invention and then file a patent within a year. That makes sense, since the patent process is much longer than the time to publication and timely publication is, in many ways, more important than a patent.
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  55. Comments on 'Obvious' by Veteran · · Score: 2
    First of all, everything is obvious in retrospect: after someone tells you how to do something it is obvious.

    However true obviousness in an invention requires that it be something which an average practitioner 'familiar with the art' would figure out to do.

    Question: did people start doing international e-commerce because they heard about what this patent applicant was doing and then copy his actions - or did everybody reinvent his process independently because it was obvious? Clearly the answer is the latter: his invention IS OBVIOUS therefore, and his patent is invalid.

    As far as publication goes: you don't write about the obvious - you only write about the non - obvious. That is why the patent office requires publication to invalidate for prior art. Obvious cases like this patent don't require pre publication to invalidate them.

  56. Re:Great news by salmi · · Score: 1

    It seems to me like ideas can only successsfully protected when they are only "pretty good". What I mean by this is that if it is an earth moving, life changing thing, the idea will be stolen by
    everyone, because it will need to be stolen.

    Printed circuit boards are a good example --
    Xerox (I think) invented a way to make cheap circuits instead of the old ball of wires,
    got a pattent, and everyone stole the idea anyway.
    It couldn't really be enforced because every
    electronics manufacturer in the world stole
    the idea as soon as they could. Xerox would
    have been in court for the rest of time.

    What I'm getting at here isn't whether you
    can patent international comerce via the
    internet, more that you can't stop anyone
    from doing it even if you had invented it.

    js

  57. Re:How cant this go through? by barracg8 · · Score: 2
    Of course, this is all speculation until we see the patent, but here goes:

    My assumption is, that the pantent covers the complicated procedure involved in exporting goods, so what it focuses on is completing all the customs paperwork for you. So:

    • Prior art: I think they would have to show that people were not doing international computer to computer transactions before the inventor came up with this invention.
    There may not be any: if this covers a long and complicated process, this may well be the only, or the first, software that does this.
    • Obvious: If people are doing "domestic" computer transactions I can't see how anyone could successfully argue that "international" computer transactions are not a logical and obvious next step.
    If the patentable idea is the fact it covers the customs procedure, then the part of the software patented may not exist in domestic software packages at all.

    I would hope that the patent would fail in the courts for being far too damn obvious, but for a reason other than the one you give. They may be the first people to get a computer to carry out this process, however I would say that taking a commmon knowlegde process that a human being can complete, and simply implementing this in code, is a pretty obvious step.

    If my guesswork is correct, I would expect the patent to be awarded, but hopefully be unenforceable.

    G

  58. FYI... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    'When and if Mr. Pool's patent becomes final, lawyers hired by his company, DE Technologies LLC, say anyone conducting computer-to-computer international trades over the Internet without the permission of DE Technology will infringe on the company's intellectual property.'

    I have a patent pending on his pending patent to patent this.

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  59. Process patenting VS. the result. by PenguinX · · Score: 1

    The entire idea of patenting digital processes is completely silly, as I am sure that we all believe. While the truth of the matter is that when people patent a process they do not patent the result -- only the process. This is why Amazon.com and this smart cookie won't be able to get away. People can sue all that they want but frivolous lawsuits are still a mockery of the justice system and if I am not mistaken that can be deemed a fellony.

    Just a lot of people are just trying to use the digital age to "get rich quick" off of our tax dollars...

  60. Hmmmmm by BMaximus · · Score: 1

    I wonder who gave this shmuck the idea. BMaximus

  61. Re:Great news by PeterMiller · · Score: 1

    Well it's like they say....if you want to make an omlette, you have to break a few eggs.

  62. well i thought about that.. by ebbv · · Score: 1


    but the obvious retort is you don't get to pick and choose there :P there's a level of convenience, which is unarguably a big deal.

    the movie theatre actually loses in the field of convenience vs. downloading something online (assuming there was a community akin to napster/gnutella)... but like i said, i think the experience is so much better, people would still pay, the studios could still make their money,..

    i know i would still go. especially if the prices dropped.
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  63. Re:That ain't nothing... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

    > Just you all wait until my patent for electron transfer goes through. I'll have the whole world in my hands...

    Speaking of having the whole world in your hands, I just put in an application for a patent on jacking off.

    Prior art is no problem; nobody admits ever having done it.

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  64. Learning by mincus · · Score: 1

    So what have we learned from all of the recent patens and business moves?

    Take an idea that is widely used throughout the world, general knowledge if you will, but that is not patented because, well either the person that invented it, did it for the sheer joy of creating, or thought that it was too blatantly obvious, and then take that idea and patent it and call it you own, because hey, you have the patent on it. Now try to force everyone into believing how great you are because you "invented" this great "new" technology.

    What is wrong with everyone!!

    .mincus

  65. Re:Sure, that's one solution... by Ninja+Engineer · · Score: 1

    If you believe that it took the Holocaust to get the Nazis to Nuremburg, you are forgetting an important point. Sure, they deserved to be brought to trial at Nurmemburg because of the Holocaust. But their loss of the war was the reason it happened.

  66. Are Slashdot readers the only sane people? by KarmaBlackballed · · Score: 1

    Lawyers are not the medicine for this insanity.

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  67. IP patents are rapidly approaching critical mass. by bluephone · · Score: 1

    Not just IP patents, but silly, absurd, unenforcable, incorrect, and basic-communication type patents are what is pushing the boundaries of patentable ideas. And I think that very shortly, there is going to be a backlash. In our increasingly litigious society (as a world, not just the US, look at the WIPO) lawsuits fly faster than email. Why tell someone they're violating your IP rights when you can just sue them first? But, people and corporations are starting to fight back. As a whole, the tolerance for excessive civil litigation is dropping. I predict that in the next 5 years (at the max) but probably within 2, the US at least, will start a much more stringent Patent Review process to both weed out silly patents like this one and to rid the current Patent Office of patents like BT's "patent on the hyperlink" and other absurdities. The tide is changing, and you can't turn it back.

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  68. Re:Great news by po_boy · · Score: 2
    Out of curiosity, when was the last time you saw a patent that you think was truly novel over the prior art?

    You mean you don't think that the motorized ice cream cone is novel?

  69. Re:How cant this go through? by edthemonkey · · Score: 1

    No kidding, this is like patenting international mail-orders. If someone tried to do that they'd probably be dragged out and shot.

  70. Re:What will they come up with next? by d.valued · · Score: 1

    Let's be honest.. This IS the US government we're talking about here.

    The only people in the government who aren't morons are the ones ripping it off.

    I mean, the USPTO is getting castrated, and the people left know not enough about the current trends in technology.

    Oneclick? That's an obvious use of cookies and server-side CGI.

    Reverse auctions? Didn't the Dutch resort to that once the tulip market failed? (After all, the sellers dropped their prices to attempt to get rid of the worthless bulbs.) Isn't that done in regular auctions, when the auctioneer drops the price to get a bid?

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  71. Re:splitting the us off from the international mar by deathbaz · · Score: 1

    All I can see a ridiculus patent like this doing is driving US businesses offshore, and that kind of thing is real bad for the American economy.

    Hell, here in NZ we're trying to keep business in the country, not trying to push them out with dumb patents (dumb economic policies maybe)!!

    When will the US patent office grow a brain?

  72. Re:Congratulations! by FigWig · · Score: 2

    In an interview with the USPTO director it was indicated that the only prior art they check are previous patents and selected professional journals. The patent office understaffed, underfunded, and run by idiots. Looks like I'll have to move to canada before the decades out...

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  73. Old Patent law .vs New Patents law by Ender7A · · Score: 1

    I am not an expert on patent law and my knowledge of it is sketchy but didn't the original patent law of 1940's work fine. Didn't it basically say that you kneeded(A. a physical working prototype) and that it would be void after a short time(I think 7 years was average). Since then technilogigal prosperity and inovation has soared. Now since the new patent law allows for people to patent IDEAS and gives that patent 100+ years of life(thanks DISNEY! :( ) Now people just patent anything they can think of and sit on their buts and wait till someone makes the divise they patented and then sues them for infringment. This is actually becomming an epidemic if you look the trend thats forming. I used to only hear about this about once every two weeks. Now I hear about it everytime I turn on the T.V. This scares me because I fear that one day innovation and motivation will stop because everybody will say "Why Bother to make something new...Its already been patented".

  74. (OT)Meaning of "prefabricated" by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Well, technically all buildings are prefabricated, as one can't use what doesn't yet exist.

    "Prefabricated building" is generally taken to mean one constructed before it's sold. The new modular housing is an example, and it's anything but "trailer trash."


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  75. Re:Capitalist Communism? End of Private Ownership. by SirGeek · · Score: 1
    I already thought they DID run everything. They control how taxes are created (if a state wants them, they get all sorts of tax exemptions, etc.) They want laws passed, they lobby congress directly (campain contributions, etc.)...

    Its all pretty sad if you think about it..

  76. A good use for HTML email! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    I found an actual use for HTML email!! Before I thought it was worthless and outdated, but for the first time, I am using it. I am sending this guy an email that says "You are a Moron." in font size 36, bold.

    Thank you Outlook for your stupid HTML email feature!

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  77. Commissioned work... by Jason+Stitt · · Score: 1

    I don't *think* this is redundant...

    From the article: "In the early 1990s, during a brief fling at importing goods from Russia, he commissioned a software program to help with logistical problems."

    I read "commissioned" as meaning that he hired someone else to make it for him. I've read the rest of the article a couple times now and it doesn't seem to mention what, if any contribution Mr. Pool himself made to the process. How could he possibly patent something that he hired someone else to make for him?

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  78. The Lawyer is also a key by EvlG · · Score: 2

    Read the article, and you'll find out that the lawyer is being paid on contigency. He spins it by saying "What an opportunity, I wanted to be right there from the beginning."

    What isn't being said, is that GOOD patent lawyers likely ignored the potential to work with Mr. Pool, since they understood the dubious nature of the patent.

    This lawyer is just like Mr. Pool - trying to make a buck without working. Unfortunately, he should have realized he's just wasting his time - as the other lawyers surely did.

  79. Re:Original ideas by Ian+Wolf · · Score: 1

    Too funny! I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to pay me $19.95US for the use of humor in this post. Yeah, that's right I patented it, now pay up.

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  80. Re:kill the idiots! by ackthpt · · Score: 3

    He's so stoopid he thinks 'Pat Pend' was the world's greatest inventor.

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  81. Re:Great news by mustermark · · Score: 1

    That's what hackers do right? Exploit the vulnerablities in order to get them fixed? Oh, wait, they just get sent to jail while the corporations or govt bureaucracies do nothing to improve the system.

  82. preusage... by bero-rh · · Score: 2

    Does the patent office have any e-mail address where we can claim preusage?
    I really really doubt they were the first.

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  83. How to boycott by Skapare · · Score: 2

    Business that do these kinds of patents and other such stuff should be boycotted as much as possible. Obviously that won't directly hurt them. There are ways to make it do so. Those who run (the policy of) DNS servers and block them. Those who run (the policy of) routers can firewall them. And this can be applied even to companies that enthusiastically deal with them.

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  84. USPO Source Code by Sygnus · · Score: 1
    40 04 * * * cd /usr/dumb-stuff | grep "internet" > /sbin/approved #This should get those weenies at Slashdot pissed ;)

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    1. Re:USPO Source Code by EddieLawhead · · Score: 1

      cd /usr/dumb-stuff | grep "internet" > /sbin/approved

      M$ must have wrote it I guess...:)


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  85. Bringing You Prior Art, since 1996 by e-gold · · Score: 1

    http://www.e-gold.com

    (Not that any of the news media has much noticed, preferring either vapor or companies that bleed a sea of red ink.) My usual offer to click a bit to ./ readers who want to actually try it still stands.
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  86. Good!! by pezpunk · · Score: 1

    the more people try stunts like this, the more obvious it will become to all observers that intellectual property laws as they currently stand are a DETRIMENT to progress, innovation, and trade. make no mistake -- a real change will only occur once that perception begins to seep into the mainstream.

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  87. The good news is... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

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  88. Just plain Disgusted by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I'm disgusted... not with Mr Pool, but with the Patent office. I mean, hey, credit where credit is due, if I coud patent breathing oxygen and then manage to sue/intimidate every living thing on this planet (except for certain bacterias and of course plant life) into paying royalties, you bet I'd do it... IF someone actualy LET ME GET AWAY WITH THAT, they should be tarred and feathered. I agree with others who have said that these Business method patents are getting rediculous. Wasn't it just a few weeks ago I read about British Telcom trying to claim they patented Hyperlinks?? (still trying to decide whether to laugh or cry)

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  89. No website for "De Technologies" by dmuth · · Score: 2
    I tried searching Google for "DE Technologies LLC", and didn't get a single match. Looks like this Ed Pool doesn't even have a website for his "company". What a loser.

    1. Re:No website for "De Technologies" by Ian+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Its www.detechnologies.com.

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  90. 3 Easy Steps to get rich without lifting a finger by ttyRazor · · Score: 1

    1. Identify a specific application of a technology well-known so painfully obvious and easy to implement that nobody would even think it was worth distinguishing from any other use.

    2. Quietly file patent, putting enough spin on it to make it sound special enough, but still broad enough to apply to every application of aforementioned technology

    3. Reveal existence of patent once independently developed infrastructure becomes so ubiquitous, it would be impossible for an entire industry to exist without and proceed to charge up the nose or destroy the industry in the process.

    Hey, it's working for Rambus

  91. Either that by tjstork · · Score: 1

    I think the thing to do would be to infringe. Then, defend partially on the grounds that software patents are unconstitutional.

    we might consider taking up a collection to find cases where patents in fact have enough prior art to be bad.

    or we could just waste the guy.

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  92. Re:Why do copyrights last so much longer than pate by Schwarzchild · · Score: 1
    I don't agree that copyrights and patents should be made equivalent. After all, patents protect something that is an invention of some sort whereas copyrights protect a document of some sort. They should not be equated. No one is hurt if something is copyrighted for several hundred years whereas society could be setback/hurt if a patent should last so long since it is a useful invention.

    I can think of one reason why copyrights might be made to last so long and that is that it could be possible that the author does not make any money from their creation and it may take some time after they died for any significant profits to appear. This money would obviously benefit his/her heirs. Why should the author's children be robbed of that? If you want an example, consider Edgar Allan Poe. He died pretty much broke. Consider how wealthy his heirs would be if their copyright rights had been protected as well back in the 19th century.

    As for patents...I think the whole system is completely out of whack. The USPTO seems to be giving a patent to any tom, dick and harry who requests one regardless of the fact that the invention is obvious or trivial. I mean how long would it take to conceptualize the design of a system to do this international trade thing? What a couple of minutes? It's trivial.

    Btw, I'm about to file my patent on a novel method of transportation involving a cluster of solid-phase matter objects isomorphic to a Poincare representation of a hyperbolic space (Hint: the wheel).

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  93. Permission patents by sybert · · Score: 1
    Anyone conducting computer-to-computer international trades over the Internet without the permission of DE Technology ....

    We have a new class of patents, not about licensing technology, or business methods, but about permission. This, Amazon's, and other patents basically require licensing permission from the patent holder to use your own technology. For one-click, paying for downloading music, and similar patents, you would not even want to license the technology if they offered it. It would be far easier to extend your own technology into infringement than to integrate their technology with your technology. The only thing they are offering and the only thing licensees are looking for with these patents is permission. Patents are supposed to be about creating technology. Any patent granted should contain technology worth licensing. We do not need to reward applicants whose patents have nothing to offer but permission.

    This statement looks like they are declaring computerized international trading to be their 'turf', and you cannot do business on their turf without permission. The patent does have technology that might be worth licensing because it automates a 'tedious' business process. The requirements for implementing this process can be found in the code of law governing international trade. Similar technology has been independently created by others, so this should not be considered 'non-obvious'. We do not need the patent office granting any legalized rackets on the internet.

  94. Protection of Trust rather than I.P. by LionKimbro · · Score: 4

    I've been doing a lot of thinking about intellectual property recently. What I have synthesized is that the government should protect agreements and trusts ("He said he wouldn't copy this, he did; He's breaking the law") related to intellectual constructions (works of art, inventions), rather than treating intellectual constructions as property (single owner, police can kick out intruders).

    I think that it is a good thing that we are able to legally enforce a trust: We can say, "I'll show this technology/image/report/whatever to you on the grounds that you promise not to copy it for anyone else." If you break one of these trusts, there should be a legal punishment/compensation system.

    I think it's a terrible and shameful thing that we say, "Nobody else can think up this idea as well." (Patents)

    This way, we can simultaneously protect and capitalize on our investments by using licenses. Artists and Inventors can exchange a license (which forbids reproduction and/or retelling) for money, and make a living.

    But no one else is prohibited from inventing on their own.

    So lets say I invent a compression algorithm and put it in a program. Anyone who uses it is placed under a legal trust not to tell anyone else about it/misuse it/reverse engineer it/etc.,. But the GNU foundation is *NOT* prohibited from thinking it up on their own, since they never agreed to/partook of the license in the first place.

    Now there is the question: What about worked sprayed onto the public? For example, Mickey Mouse is placed all over the place by Disney, but they never received my consent; I never agreed that I wouldn't copy Mickey Mouse on my own, or agreed that I wouldn't make Mickey Mouse hats. In that case, we make a general public trust that we all agree to: You may put something into the public space, but at the cost of *FORFEITING YOUR CONTROL* of it w/in 5 years. That's the price you pay for distribution without collecting signatures/signing agreements/breaking seals.

    This is my synthesis so far. In some ways, it is stricter (gives the license writers more controls) than what we have now, in many ways it is looser (you *must* aquire consent; and you are not granted a monopoly) than what we have now.

    What do you all think?

    1. Re:Protection of Trust rather than I.P. by Thalia · · Score: 2

      You're confusing apples and oranges, or rather patents and copyrights.

      In patents, no one cares whether you ever saw the other invention, or whether you made a copy. The first person to invent a new thing can exclude all others (for 20 years from filing +/-) from making that thing. The fact that the second inventor never even heard of the first one is irrelevant.

      In copyrights, on the other hand, provides protection to a new creative expression. Software has been held to be a creative expression. In copyright the burden of proof is on the copyright holder to prove that the alleged copier had access to the copyrighted material, and that there are substantial similarities between the original and the alleged copy. Then, the alleged copier can attempt to prove that he or she came up with the expression without copying.

      Hope that clarifies it all.

      Thalia

    2. Re:Protection of Trust rather than I.P. by LionKimbro · · Score: 1

      Right; I understand "that no one cares whetehr you ever saw the other invention" with patents, I just don't happen to agree with the principle.

      Do you?

    3. Re:Protection of Trust rather than I.P. by TommyAquinas · · Score: 1
      Lion, I think you are skipping an important part of both patent law and of copyright protection, which is the idea of contrived scarcity.

      I may decide to patent an invention, such as what Amazon did with 1-click, not as a way of deriving revenue from the particular ownership (getting licensing fees from the patent) but to prevent competitors from using a similar device. In essence, sometime patents are not used to derive direct economic benefits, but are used as a part of a defense of a market.

      Now, whether you consider this moral or not, it is important to remember that as with all applications of the law, there are examples where this works to the advantage of the industry as a whole and times when it is applied stupidly. I personally believe the Patent office is in need of a serious rebuild to deal with these things, because they aren't applying the "obvious to those in the field" test at all in these cases.

      However, consider for a moment the role of IBM research. IBM has a group that does nothing but turn basic research into products through the patenting process. Without the licensing fees from the patent, they couldn't economically justify the money spent on pure research for things like copper conductor chips, or magneto-resistive hard drives - things that have advanced the industry as a whole over all. Copyright law can't cover the development of methods like this, as it allows for derivative works, yet patents cover them. If you change copyright to cover derivatives, you have reinvented patents.

      The idea of patenting business models is just stupid, they should be covered under copyright. 5 Years is enough time to establish or not establish a primacy of brand and position to defend from copy cats (Check Harvard Business Journal Sept. Issue for a lucid explanation of why entering a market 5 years late with a copy cat idea is a death sentence)

      In short (too late), I think it is really critical for the patent office to go through a serious cranial rectal inversion as it regards to applying the tests more rigorously, rather than scrapping a system that can work well.

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  95. So DO SOMETHING! by Thalia · · Score: 2

    All of you who think that this patent is obvious should stop your belly aching and act! It's easy. The patent has not yet issued. In the U.S. there is a rule (37 C.F.R. 1.56) which obliges a patentee to disclose ALL prior art of which he or she is aware. So, find some prior art, and email it to the company. They will then be obliged to disclose this prior art to the Patent Office. If they fail to do so, the patent may be invalidated under Rule 56. How's that for an easy solution?

    Thalia

    1. Re:So DO SOMETHING! by Teferi · · Score: 2

      Mod this up.
      Damn good point.

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    2. Re:So DO SOMETHING! by JazzManJim · · Score: 1

      This is an excellent point to bring out. It shold be up on the board by itself and not a sub-part of my comment. :-)

      Of course, I think he ought to have the patent. I'm not opposed to it.

  96. Banking systems. by Winged · · Score: 1

    Banking systems were using international SONET rings to deal with the massive data-transfer requirements a LONG time before 1990. -Winged

  97. There should be a rule... by interiot · · Score: 3

    There should be a rule... that if a person sues 100 organizations immediately after getting a patent, then there was obvious prior art (unless the person can prove that the companies just started infringing).

  98. Patent this by timerider · · Score: 1

    Could someone PLEASE get a patent on
    'a business model based on patenting generalities and/or already long-established methods/provceedings/communication protocols, for the only reason to generate revenue by sueing people for infringement', all cash generated by sueing people ofer that payable to
    gnu.org, the EFF and 2600.com, to equal parts?

  99. the claims the claims by josepha48 · · Score: 2

    It woudl be nice to see what the claims of his applications are. I'd imagine that they'd have to be very specific. Computer to computer transactions have been around for well, a while not I imagine, and there cannot be that much diference between transactions between the US and another country as opposed to between US and US or maybe lets say France and Germany. Also it woudl be good to know when he applied for this patent to know when we need prior art to make this obsolete. I imagine that companies like M$, IBM, and Oracle will chanllenge this, as well as many others.
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  100. Internet Patents for defendants lawyers by Veteran · · Score: 2
    It is obvious to anyone familiar with the art of the Internet, and computer communications in general that a computer can be used to communicate ANY TYPE of data to another computer.

    ANY computer patent based upon unique data being communicated between machines is obvious and invalid - since that unique data is a subset of 'ANY TYPE' and is therefore obvious to an average practitioner familiar with the art. Any business patent based on specific types of data being transferred from one machine to another is also invalid for the same reasons.

    The Internet is a medium like the air. Utterances, whether verbal in the air or digital on the Internet are not subject to patents - at the most they may be copyrighted.

  101. Silver Lining to Silly Patents by Mignon · · Score: 2
    Lots of us bitch and moan about these ridiculous patents and lots of us bitch and moan about how corporations are taking over the internet that used to "belong to us."

    However, if these silly patents hold up and are enforced, perhaps it will slow over-commercialization of the internet as companies are forced to re-implment their infringing services.

    It may also hurt those companies that hold some of these patents. By restricting the use of their "technology", the technology may fall into disuse.

    If Jon Postel had patented the SMTP protocol, would internet email be ubiquitous today, or would several incompatible systems have proliferated instead?

  102. Re:This is COMPLETELY ridiculous. by Ian+Wolf · · Score: 1

    Go to www.detechnologies.com and prepare to read the biggest load of crap you've ever seen except maybe for the MS Kerberos extensions NDA.

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  103. My new patent for a buisiness model by Mr+Krinkle · · Score: 2

    (It's already filed so I can discuss it) I have recently filed a patent on the idea of filing a patent on an existing idea that everyone is already using and then charging them for it. I figure if I charge $25k per patent like this one I will be rich in no time. Everyone in the world will have to pay the people using my method and all of them will be paying me. Of course I will have to allow some trade sharing so that I will not have to pay DE to transfer funds from one bank account to another. But hey that is why I have my patent.

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  104. Re:Great news by XScott · · Score: 1

    I am not being sarcastic when I say this would great news if the patent were issued. We all know the patent system is deeply flawed, as is our current conception of intellectual property. What better way to change the system by issuing patents so idiotic and encompassing that every large multinational company in the world will have its legal teams working to break the patent, or better yet, to lobby to have the entire system changed and overhauled.

    Not very likely. Large companies would only fight just enough to free themselves of any headaches. They certainly wouldn't make any efforts for real reform. If they did that, then how would they abuse the system?

    The goal is to get a patent that is broad and sweeping enough that you can use it as a threat without getting one that is so broad that it generates a lot of attention.

    Out of curiosity, when was the last time you saw a patent that you think was truly novel over the prior art?

  105. Sounds too broad by jsfetzik · · Score: 1
    "If you can do [computer-to-computer] currency conversions, file customs electronically, or calculate air, sea or truck freight , then you must obtain a license from us."

    Haven't companies like DHL and FedEx been using computers in international shipping for decades? Seems that this patient is just way to broad if this statement from the article is correct.

  106. Re:Hmmm....this could work by mcwop · · Score: 1

    According to the wall street journal article 60% of business process patents are approved. Until the AMZN story I didn't even know you could patent a business process. I can see the process for making stronger steel or something, but one-click and this potential one take the cake. On the DE Tech website click to the patent page and download a word document that I believe illustrates similar patents.

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  107. Re:Recursive Patent by Ian+Wolf · · Score: 1

    Don't forget BT trying to patent hyperlinks

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  108. Re:When will it end? by jfk3 · · Score: 1

    You should encourage your children to become lawyers. They seem to be the winners in the internet age.

  109. Capitalist Communism? End of Private Ownership. by bopperpo · · Score: 1

    I'm telling you, far off in the future assuming the good huys eventually win (thats us), we are going to look back on this period as the worse totalitarian regime ever created and perpetrated on Humanity. Wake up people! Before you know it ve vill be living in a Facist Global Regime, excpet this time there won't be a Nazi Party, this time its going to be big corporations running all of our lives down to what we read and how we read it. Private ownership will end when they managae to license everything. You vill have no freeom of speech, anything you say will havebe licesned. No dissention, its against the licensing agreement! People, wake up, its time to fight!

  110. Really? by jgunter · · Score: 1

    Yawn!

  111. Here is your patent by ichimunki · · Score: 1

    "Would you like fries with that?"

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  112. If only the USPO were like this 100 years ago by Auckerman · · Score: 1
    If patents like this were issued 100 years ago, the Wright Brothers would have been able to patent "A Method for transporting human beings over international borders for the purpose of sound based communication and gatherings relating to business contractual dealings." Then every time someone flew to US from Europe to sign a contract, the Wright familiy would get a percentage of the profits and as a direct result, noone would want to sign contracts with the US and its economy would not be what it is today.

    These kind of patents are not just stupid, they are damaging to the economic well being of the US.

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  113. Great news by Signail11 · · Score: 2

    I am not being sarcastic when I say this would great news if the patent were issued. We all know the patent system is deeply flawed, as is our current conception of intellectual property. What better way to change the system by issuing patents so idiotic and encompassing that every large multinational company in the world will have its legal teams working to break the patent, or better yet, to lobby to have the entire system changed and overhauled.

  114. International laws by Torulf · · Score: 1

    I don't get how this could work, given that you can only patent software and trade models in the US. That means that you can't enforce this patent in Europe (and most of Asia I think). So just move the servers out of the US to get rid of these stupid patents.

    Why don't Barnes and Nobles use this tactic to get around the amazon 'one click shopping' patent?
    Could someone enlighten me?

  115. What will they come up with next by ibot · · Score: 1
    It's been years now that people have been raising the issue of frivolous patents. Of course, they are not frivolous in terms of the negative impact they have but they are pretty obvious and tend to be in the natural progression of things.

    Sometimes you wonder whether the patent department is staffed with morons.

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  116. This won't last much longer by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    At least, not if I can do anything to alter it. And I can - my ongoing Fling project will make this kind of crap impossible; you can't regulate communications that you can't trace or tap.

  117. This won't affect the big companies by meckardt · · Score: 2

    How can this affect the "big companies"? You know the ones I mean... the ones who have local subsidiaries in the other nations... IE, does a transaction between Company XYZ's computer in New York and Company XYZ's Euro office count as an international transaction??? The big companies are expert at hiding profits in this venue. Hey, this kind of accounting gives the US IRS fits!

    Also, how will DE apply the royalty to international companies doing business totally outside the US? Does Mr. Poole expect royalties there too? I sure hope not, since he won't see any.


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  118. Original ideas by Kissing+Crimson · · Score: 3
    I thought the idea behind patents was to give the originator of an original and unique idea the ability to control and benefit from that idea for an appropriately short period of time. It seems like patents are being granted to the first person/company/whatever that thinks of patenting something, regardless of whether it is original or unique.

    Am I missing something here?

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  119. Does the the patent state by Kanasta · · Score: 1

    whether it covers PCs, Macs, Unix boxes?
    Does it cover PCs, workstations, or servers?
    Does it cover computers plugged in, or ones on batteries?
    Or does it actually cover ALL electronic devices?
    Will it extend to future quantum or biotech computing devices?

    Anyway, not to worry, they say "If you can do [computer-to-computer] currency conversions, file customs electronically, or calculate air, sea or truck freight, then you must obtain a license from us. ...

    So it just means you should keep the currency conversion and freight calculators separate from the "BUY IT" button? And file customs... I wonder if that affect gov't agencies that use computer systems to receive such information electronically...


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  120. Re:The Patent office needs reform by mcwop · · Score: 1

    There are actually reforms stalled in congress. The reforms are to allow the Patent office to operate more as a business making it easier to hire staff etc. Oddly enough it looks as if big companies got it held up. They should fund it more or perhaps raise the fees for patent apps. This is a service provided to those that apply for the patents in the first place.

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  121. Re:I agree... by mpe · · Score: 2

    The patent office has become nothing more than the personal validation stamp for anyone who wants to extort (yes extort) money out of people these days.

    The "fortunate" thing is that some of the people he's trying to extort are governments (as well as organised crime). If this goes through he's going to have to make a lot of pay offs to avoid at best jail.

  122. How cant this go through? by DzugZug · · Score: 5
    I cannot imagine how this pattent could possibly be accepted.

    • Prior art: I think they would have to show that people were not doing international computer to computer transactions before the inventor came up with this invention.

    • Obvious: If people are doing "domestic" computer transactions I can't see how anyone could successfully argue that "international" computer transactions are not a logical and obvious next step.
    • Of course, this is the pattent office and they have approved dumber pattents over the years.

    1. Re:How cant this go through? by libreazul · · Score: 1

      "Of course, this is the pattent office and they have approved dumber pattents over the years." exactly.when our government whores and skuzball legal communities team up, you'll get crap like body-language patents, or worse. "entropy, my boy. entropy. that's the future of business." - jukal

  123. Re:Hmmm....this could work by mpe · · Score: 2

    Well, if the Patent Office continues with its past behavior, then this patent is in the bag and Mr. Pool will be a very, very wealthy man.

    He's more likely to become a dead man than a wealthy one.

  124. I agree with Richard. by crovira · · Score: 1

    Richard III that is.

    "The first thing we do. Kill all the lawyers."

    What happens to microcephalic babies? Uthanasia? No, they go to law school.

    And governments are staffed by lawyers who were failures at law so they went into politics and now make statute books you need fork lifts to shuffle around (and never, but never, make a law criticizing lawyers.)

    Lawyers are smegma.

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  125. Re:splitting the us off from the international mar by mpe · · Score: 2

    When will the US patent office grow a brain?

    When they can afford the licence fees covering the patents for "brain growing". (Then they'd need even more for the "brain operation" set.)

  126. Law is based on socities values by Andrew_Julian · · Score: 1

    I can't possibly see how something this general can be granted a patent. It seems to me if it was however, that no one would pay any attention to it anyway. Does Mr. Pool plan to prosecute ever single e-commerce site on the Internet (as well as private B2B systems)? I can't imagine a business in the world that would oblige his ignorant claims. The masses can vote, law is not all powerful, and if no one respects his patent they will not pay it the proper attention he seems to think it deserves.

  127. My Patent, by Anne Elk... by FFFish · · Score: 2

    Chris: Good evening. Tonight: "patents". I have here, sitting in the studio next to me, an elk. Ahhhh!!! Oh, I'm sorry! Anne Elk - Mrs Anne Elk

    Anne:Miss!

    C: Miss Anne Elk, who is an expert on pa...

    A: N' n' n' n' no! Anne Elk!

    C: What?

    A: Anne Elk, not Anne Expert!

    C: No! No, I was saying that you, Miss Anne Elk, were an , A-N not A-N-N-E, expert...

    A: Oh!

    C: ...on elks - I'm sorry, on patents. I'm ...

    A: Yes, I certainly am, Chris. How very true. My word yes.

    C: Now, Miss Elk - Anne - you have a new idea for a Patent.

    A: Can I just say here, Chris for one moment, that I have a new idea for a Patent?

    C: Uh... Exactly... What is it?

    A: Where?

    C: No! No, what is your Patent?

    A: What is my Patent?

    C: Yes!

    A: What is my Patent that it is? Yes. Well, you may well ask what is my Patent.

    C: I am asking.

    A: And well you may. Yes, my word, you may well ask what it is, this Patent of mine. Well, this Patent, that I have, that is to say, which is mine,... is mine.

    C: I know it's yours! What is it?

    A: ... Where? ... Oh! Oh! What is my Patent?

    C: Yes!

    A: Ahh! My Patent, that I have, follows the lines that I am about to relate. [starts prolonged throat clearing]

    C: [under breath] Oh, God!

    [Anne still clearing throat] A: The Patent, by A. Elk (that's "A" for Anne", it's not by a elk.)

    C: Right...

    A: [clears throat] This Patent, which belongs to me, is as follows... [more throat clearing] This is how it goes... [clears throat] The next thing that I am about to say is my Patent. [clears throat] Ready?

    C: [wimpers]

    A: The Patent, by A. Elk [Miss]. My Patent is along the following lines...

    C: [under breath]God!

    A: ...All Patents are original at one end; much, much non-obvious in the middle and then original again at the far end. That is the Patent that I have and which is mine and what it is, too.

    C: That's it, is it?

    A: Right, Chris!

    C: Well, Anne, this Patent of yours seems to have hit the nail right on the head.

    A: ... and it's mine.

    C: Thank you for coming along to the studio...

    A: My pleasure, Chris.


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    Ah, if only one could patent Patenting. Maybe then there'd come some sense into it all...

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  128. Patent for breating air from next zip code by The+Dev · · Score: 2

    I think I'm going to apply for a patent for the following invention:

    1. A system by which an organism inhales air that may have come from a neighboring zip code.

    I hope all of you are ready to prove that the air you breathe diddn't come from the next zip code or get ready to cough up the dough!

  129. Re:Congratulations! by technos · · Score: 2

    I would patent stupidity, but there's too much prior "art".

    Since when does prior art matter to the USPTO?

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  130. Idea by Elvis+Maximus · · Score: 2

    I'm going to patent bitching about patents. Gonna make a lot of money off you lot.

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  131. Re:May already be invalid by imadork · · Score: 2

    I believe, in the US, you have some amount of time (I want to say a year) from the time of the first public disclosure to the time you file.

    Of course, it doesn't make this patent any less goofy.

  132. Hey... CDDB Might owe me some money! by Alan+Livingston · · Score: 1

    I think I'm going to try for a new business model patent. I had this idea years ago and mentioned it to my friend Ted. Anyway, the gist is I'm going to provide a service for free that essentially compiles the work of the "Internet community". Then after I've compiled enough work to make the business useful, I'll start charging for the service and deny anyone access to it that refuses to sign an exclusive and ponderous licensing agreement with me. I kind of decided not to persue because I didn't think it would be a profitable model, but it seems to be working for the CDDB boys... Hmmm... where did I put Ted's e-mail? I'll need to be setting up an appointment between him and my lawyer!

  133. Patent idea by JumpinJohnny · · Score: 1

    Someone should patent a business process whereby a company patents somebody elses invention and then sells licenses on the patented invention. Yes, it has already been done, but I don't think anyone has patented the process, yet.

    I wonder if anyone at USPTO would see the humor of it.

    Johnny

  134. Re:Ultimate wrath? by dietcrack · · Score: 1

    >I wonder if Pool has ever wondered how many assassins are employed by the Global 2000.

    Which brings up more interesting quesions--are they hiring for the position, and where do I send my resumé?

  135. Re:Sure, that's one solution... by Jon_Sy · · Score: 1
    Ahh, how true it is...touche. To extend the analogy, i suppose we would have to file a patent on the entire concept of patents in order to win the 'war' and bring the patent clerks to 'justice'.

    Who's up for jury duty on the international tribunal for Violations of Copyright Rights?

    -j (tm)

  136. You all owe me licensing fees, dammit! by -=[+SYRiNX+]=- · · Score: 1

    I invented breathing. Really, I did. It was quite an innovation, I must say.

    Now that the enlightend US Patent Office has finally granted me my long overdue and well-deserved patent on breathing, it is my official stance that any human being caught breathing without paying me royalties should get the heebeejeebies sued out of them.

    Pay up! Now!

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  137. Re:Hmmm....this could work by adric · · Score: 2
    Unfortunately, the fault, as I can see it, lies not in Mr. Pool, but in the patent office for granting a patent on such an ephemeral thing as an idea.
    I think they're both at fault here. Sure the patent office seems to be almost mind-numbingly incompetent, but that doesn't make abuse of the system (thereby screwing everybody ) right. Not that I don't understand why a person would be tempted to do so...
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  138. Alternatives? by evocate · · Score: 3
    I've read a number of posts here criticizing the dim state of affairs at the Patent Office. What I haven't seen from this august body of patent law experts (snicker, snort) is anything resembling a workable alternative. Sure, the patent process needs to be overhauled! But do you really want to leave it up to the members of Congress to come up with a better solution? The same Congress that brought you UCITA and other fine pieces of legislation? I didn't think so.

    Law is like the Open Source code for democratic society. You've found a bug, and you have the source. Let's see if you can hack a fix for it.

    1. Re:Alternatives? by kcbrown · · Score: 1
      I've read a number of posts here criticizing the dim state of affairs at the Patent Office. What I haven't seen from this august body of patent law experts (snicker, snort) is anything resembling a workable alternative.

      Workable alternative? Very simple: a patent grants monopoly power. Therefore it is something that should be granted very reluctantly. Hence, the contents of a patent application should be made public by the patent office so that anybody in the public may comment on it. Let the public do the peer review and the legwork required to validate or shoot down the patent application, and let the patentee defend his patent application in public. If the patentee in debate with the public fails to positively convince the patent office beyond any reasonable doubt that it deserves the patent then the patent office does not grant it.

      Now, some will say that doing so puts the patentee at risk of "losing" his idea. They would be correct, and I think that's the way it should be: an extraordinary reward (monopoly on an idea) should require an extraordinary risk.


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  139. My patent by kronius · · Score: 1

    I think I'm going to patent existence.

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  140. Software Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Software Patents were not allowed in the 1980's. They shouldn't be allowed now.

    Anyways, what is the *distinction* between an international computer transaction and non-international tranactions which would constitute patentability.

    The United States Patent Office appears to be snorting George W. Bush Jr. grade cocaine (again).

  141. Re:At the risk of becoming flamebait... by mpe · · Score: 2

    This man is patenting a method for a constant determination of price in a market with rapidly fluxuating relative costs. This is both novel and non-obvious

    Unless this market has recently come into existance or the method is very different from the methods currently in use. Then it certainly isn't novel or non-obvious.

  142. Re:Can someone arrange . . . by mpe · · Score: 2

    for Mr. Ed Pool to be eaten alive by wild lions in a public place?

    Contact your local mobster, before he gets shot.

    And can we then patent that as a process for dealing with frivolous patent applicants?

    There's a 2,000 year old prior art claim for this method...

  143. Petition by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

    Go to petition.eurolinux.org and register your opposition to this kind of crap spreading to Europe.

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  144. Overburdened with work? by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

    Ok, maybe they have a high workload, but he applied
    for this "In the early 1990s"!
    Only a total moron would grant a patent like that.
    It's not enough that this patent needs to be
    thrown out - the person handling this needs to
    be fired, too. *sigh*

  145. This is COMPLETELY ridiculous. by M-2 · · Score: 1

    I want to see his application. I want to read it. I want the date and time he 'invented' this. I want the way that his method is an overarching method for any and all possible ways of doing what he claims.

    I want to see his 'prior art' search.

    I'll take some time and see if I can come up with some OTHER examples.

    I want this one busted completely.

    One of the comments from the MSNBC article:

    Critics say many of these patents should never have been granted because they either cover obvious processes or are simply electronic forms of traditional activities. Henry B. Gutman, a prominent patent litigator for Simpson Thacher & Bartlett in New York, blames an overburdened patent office that has been "forced to make judgments regarding entire areas of experience they haven't previously had to deal with."

    The article also states that he contracted with a company to develop a computer system that did that. The SYSTEM is patentable, the software may be copyrightable. But the 'business process' patents are going to screw over a lot of people. They're wrong. And here's yet another example of why.
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  146. Sure, that's one solution... by Jon_Sy · · Score: 3
    I suppose you could expose the faults in the system by exploiting every single one of them. Then again, when someone patents the judicial system, you might have to pay them to take their stupidity to court.

    If you honestly think a catastrophe is what it takes to bring the framework down, just remember, it took the Holocaust to get the Nazis to Nuremburg...

    -j

  147. When will it end? by Talsin · · Score: 1

    The rate of neurons decaying to allow even the thought of such a patent amazes me. I become more dissillusioned daily for the prospect of my childrens future.

  148. There is nothing intellectual about this! by truesaer · · Score: 4
    This isn't intellectual property....calculating a shipping rate is calculating a shipping rate....just because it runs between two computers seems irrelevant. If it was a patent on the software's METHOD of calculation that would be one thing.

    This seems to me like saying that you could patent the "Operating System" and then any new operating system that is programmed (be it MS, *NIX, etc.) is subject to royalty. What a crock of shit that is.

    Maybe I'll get a patent on "Person to Person Communication via the vibration of vocal chords" and then charge you a royalty every time you speak!

  149. Hmmm....this could work by JazzManJim · · Score: 5

    Well, if the Patent Office continues with its past behavior, then this patent is in the bag and Mr. Pool will be a very, very wealthy man. Unfortunately, the fault, as I can see it, lies not in Mr. Pool, but in the patent office for granting a patent on such an ephemeral thing as an idea.

    I'd be interested on the history of this precedent, if anyone can be helpful enough to provide it. Until then, I've some business processes to patent. :-)

    -Jimmie

    1. Re:Hmmm....this could work by JazzManJim · · Score: 1

      Well, if you mean by at-fault, someone going out there and uding the system for his own benefit, then he's definitely at-fault. He's not necessarily screwing everyone. All he is doing is asking for a certain percentage of their sales, which, taken on a sale-by-sale basis is less than half a percent. That seems to me to be a reasonable thing so far. I could see myself asking for much the same thing.

      I personally don't have a problem with his using the system that exists to do what other companies and people have done. the operative thing here is that he's patenting a process..not just calculating a shipping rate, but the shipping rate, the monetary exchange rate, applying for the necessary shipping paperwork and such. That's a lot of work and if he's come up with a one-touch means of doing this, then i certainly think he deserves to haew some control over being the first one in with that idea. After all, being there first with a patent is a time-honored tradition, not only in this company, but in others also.

      I'd be interested in seeing just how the other companies react to this, and what courses they decide tot ake, based on what the Patent Office does.

  150. Eliminate the conflict of interest by Black+Art · · Score: 2

    The current head of the US Patent office used to work for a law firm dealing in intelectual property and patent law. (A company whos job it was to get abusive patents like these approved.)

    It is quite obvious that there is a severe conflict of interest going on here. The process as it now stands is not designed to be "fair" or "rational" or do anything else but make money for IP lawyers.

    It is time to replace the person in charge of the patent office.

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    "Trademarks are the heraldry of the new feudalism."
  151. Relax! There is no way to know . . . by werdna · · Score: 2

    from these articles, any of them, precisely what is the scope of the patent. Without seeing the claims, absolutely nothing whatsoever can be said. Many of the cases concerning software patents thus far have hinged dramatically on narrowing claim constructions that have effectively neutered the patents for all but the most slavish copiers.

    A narrowly claimed patent may well be valid, even though the broad subject matter of the claims may have been described in the article fairly, but the patent may not be harmful, let alone have any significant impact on commerce, except in some sense in which it may in fact be truly innovative.

    Too many patents are smeared in Slashdot solely by reference to the general subject area of the patent. Hang in there, friends, time will tell. The more ludicrous the claims, the more likely the patent is invalid -- the narrower, the less likely it will matter. In between, there may well be sound arguments on both sides as to whether the patent is good, bad or ugly.

    But we won't know until the patent is published. Time will tell.

  152. I'm going to be a heretic, here... by jd · · Score: 3
    Actually, there might be a good side to this. If international computer trade is "patented", then "data smuggling" will become big business. Any geek along the coast, running a cable, will be able to smuggle packets from overseas for vast sums of money, as big businesses realise that they can no longer operate without international e-commerce.

    Further, those biology texts won't be shippable, which'll kill the idea of pay-per-use books.

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  153. Re:Its bollocks by tagishsimon · · Score: 1
    "a patent based on the software, covering the computerization of the entire trade process, including the creation of customs declarations and shipping documents, along with services such as insurance and letters of credit."

    This is the sort of thing the EDI brigade were doing for twenty years or so before the web turned their world upside down. Mr. Pool will not become a rich man this way; that was his 15 minutes of fame.

  154. The solution to this problem is... by Riplakish · · Score: 1

    ignore it. If the US Patent office approves it, the bastard can take everyone to court to sue them for the money. IANAL, but I assume each offender of his patent would have to have his/her own civil trial. Just the sheer number of companies he would have to take to court should bankrupt this guy right off the planet.

  155. This could be just what we need by drwho · · Score: 1

    This is so PATENTLY absurd, it might just be the push needed to reform the USPTO. Also, if the USPTO continues the way it has, I think that international patent treaties and WIPO will go down the drain. Maybe that wouldn;t be so bad, after all. Just imagine, what happens when China tells the US to go fuck itself over intellectual property.

  156. At the risk of becoming flamebait... by HerbieTMac · · Score: 1
    Don't you people read the articles?!

    This man is patenting a method for a constant determination of price in a market with rapidly fluxuating relative costs. This is both novel and non-obvious

    I especially appreciated the comment from an obviously informed reader about this fellow's office being in a pre-fab building. As if every low-budget startup should have office space in downtown D.C.! This guy has sold off almost everything he owns to start his business. He has a legitimate idea and should be allowed to profit from it.

    That being said...I would challenge anyone in the Slashdot population to come up with a method to guarantee prices for foreign goods given fluctuating currency rates. It is a non-trivial problem.

  157. 1997? by jabber01 · · Score: 3
    There is no way in Hell that international computer-to-computer transactions did not exist before 1997. The World Bank, Western Union and any large business with an international branch or supply-chain has been using computerized transactions since at least the mid-80's... Some as far back as the 60's..

    Please! The people behind this patent should not only be denied their claim, they should be tared, feathered and run out of town in a wheel-barrow!

    Just as we NEED a frivolous law-suit penalty, we also should make the filing of frivolous patents punishable.

    Click here.

    The REAL jabber has the /. user id: 13196

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  158. That ain't nothing... by pongo000 · · Score: 1

    Just you all wait until my patent for electron transfer goes through. I'll have the whole world in my hands...

  159. The Patent office needs reform by mcwop · · Score: 3

    It seems that many common sense practices may become patented unless the US Patent Office gets a clue or someone reforms the laws. Of course I guess that we must accept that the Government really knows what they are doing (sarcasm not trolling). Here is a link to DE Technologies' web site page with detailed info on their patent app etc. You can download the patent docs for your perusal.

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    "I don't think it's selfish, to eat defenseless shellfish." -NOFX

  160. Re:Petition - over 35000 signatures by OBdeB11 · · Score: 1

    The petition has received more than 35 000 signatures.

    Add yours, please.

    And if you know businesses that are willing to support the petition, please make them contact eurolinux.

  161. I agree... by S1mon_Jester · · Score: 1
    This one screams out prior art.

    But as someone said, it would be a good thing if this went through. The patent office has become nothing more than the personal validation stamp for anyone who wants to extort (yes extort) money out of people these days. This idiot has BARELY used his idea and frankly has no intention of doing so...he merely want to extort money out of everyone else doing transactions.

    (I won't even mention where EDI comes into the picture..or the fact that EDI has been around for years...both international and domestically).

  162. splitting the us off from the international market by Dave114 · · Score: 2

    I wonder what effect a patent like this would have on the US economy. Seeing as this is the US patent office this shouldn't have effect on ecommerce taking place entirely outside it's borders. I can imagine the US marketplace getting cut off from the world market and becoming two distinct identities. A Frenchman (for example) would be forced to buy from a Canadian online store instead of an American one.

    Anyone with any brains would not let this patent get past the front door, but remember we're dealing with the US patent office here. (Of course this scenerio is way too extreme to happen but it's just a thought)

  163. May already be invalid by General_Corto · · Score: 5

    From the article:
    When he described the system to Randolph N. Reynolds, vice chairman of Reynolds Metal Co., whom he met through a government-sponsored program for small exporters, he says Mr. Reynolds told him: "Patent it, son. Patent it." Messrs. Pool and Mauer, who together own DE Technologies, filed their patent application in 1997.

    He *described* the system to a third party prior to patenting it. Certainly in the UK, that would invalidate the patent application, as the process was now public knowledge. I don't know how things work in the US, as I don't hail from there, but I think he's on shaky ground.

  164. Recursive Patent by null_session · · Score: 1

    I'm going to patent "Stupid patents for obvious concepts" (a recursive patent-will I infringe upon myself?). Right after that I'm going to go after this guy AND amazon.com.

  165. Ultimate wrath? by Magus311X · · Score: 1

    I think if this was passed the patent office and DE Technologies would feel the ultimate wrath. Every Global 2000 company would send out its army of legal professionals within 24 hours of the patent being issued.

    I wonder if Pool has ever wondered how many assassins are employed by the Global 2000. Now there's something to think about.
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