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'Snatch'

If a movie could have ADD, Snatch would be it. An eye popping, furiously-paced melange of graphics, jump cuts and freeze-frames, it's a black-humored (very black-humored) look at the underside of London, as experienced by an exotic band of thugs, promoters, thieves, gypies and hustlers. Warning: Plot is discussed but nothing is given away. Please add your own reviews, as usual.

Snatch is a wild, British version of Dick Tracy meets MTV.

People have names like "Bullet Tooth Tony," "Boris the Blade," "Brick Top" and "Franky Four Fingers." Shots get repeated; scenes are shown from different angles with different colored filters; characters whiz through so quickly it's impossible to keep track of them. It's not really clear whether Guy Ritchie (otherwise known as Madonna's new hubby) is going tongue-in-cheek all the way, aiming for a live cartoon, is giving us the bird, or if he's trying to slip in a serious or coherent movie between the rapid rat-a-tat of graphics, flashbacks, jerky, hand-held camera work and freeze-frames.

The so-called underside of London, also the setting of Ritchie's debut feature, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, has become his directorial turf.

Seedy characters abound -- mumbling, scamming Gypsies, surly bookies, shady boxing promoter, gun dealers, thieving jewel merchants (Dennis Farina) -- all tangled in the complex plot that starts with the theft of a humungus stolen diamond and ends up see-sawing all over. Brad Pitt plays an incoherent Gypsy fighter and Benicio Del Toro a ne'er-do-well courier.

Definitely a hoot, the movie is also a bit disengaging, almost disorienting. You can't possibly know or care much about anybody in it, since nobody is onscreen for longer than a few seconds at any given stretch. And there's a big cast. The movie speeds past so quickly, shot in so self-consciously and intrusive (and fascinating, sometimes) a way, that the audience can end up feeling detached. Even the bitingly funny parts whiz by in a blur, and the humor here is beyond black, as in killing people in especially horrible ways.

Alan Ford nearly steals the movie, playing the joyously ferocious, all-purpose monster/gangster Brick Top, whose passion is chopping up his victims and feeding them to the pigs in "six pieces." If he's telling the truth about pigs' eating habits, then it's really foolish to dispose of bodies any other way.

The problem with Snatch is that for all the great acting, bravura cinematography and atmospheric British grunginess (there's a whiff or two of Trainspotting here), it explodes rather than unfolds, and it keeps on exploding for 105 minutes. It's dizzying, not boring -- and it's often very entertaining -- but sadly, it doesn't stick; an hour after leaving the theater, it's hard to remember it at all.

151 comments

  1. snatch? by AoT · · Score: 1

    ok you think theyncould have given a better name, especially with madonna wearing the t-shirt all the time. Are they trying to convince people its pr0n.

    1. Re:snatch? by Boost+Ventilator · · Score: 3

      Snatch does have other meanings, ya'know....and you would have to be pretty misguided to think it was a porno after seeing a trailer or hearing about the cast that was involved. As far as I know, Snatch doesn't have the same vaginal meaning in England as it does over here (someone from across the pond might want to clear that up for us). Earlier on, I heard that it was going to be released in North America as "Snatch'd" but I guess they never had to change it. We all know that "shag" is not as casual an expression in England and the funny thing is I heard that "fanny" means exactly what we North Americans think "snatch" means on their turf.

      Overall, I thought the movie was a very flashy and funny and since it has a convoluted plot,
      would probably benefit from repeated viewings. Brad Pitt was great as a fast-talking, slack-jawed Pikey, Alan Ford was suberb as Brick Top, and Bencio Del Toro was probably the most underused actor in the mix.

      If you liked "Lock, Stock..." you will most likely enjoy this romp.

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    2. Re:snatch? by nachoworld · · Score: 2

      Snatch doesn't have the same slang meaning in Britain as it does over here. It just means "to obtain discreetly." But in the movie theater lines last night I could hear a million jokes a minute about the title. Someone up in the chain of producers didn't want to change the name of the movie when it came to the States, and thus it stuck.

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    3. Re:snatch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not as bad as "Free Willy", though :)

    4. Re:snatch? by Amanset · · Score: 1

      Well, we know of the "other" meaning of it, but much like "ass" we don't tend to use it. We've got enough words of our own :o)

      Anyway, the humour of the name has been well noted since it was released ... which was some time ago. Good to see the delay with American movies coming to Europe also works the other way round.

    5. Re:snatch? by rosewood · · Score: 1

      Well who wouldnt love SNATCH! I know I love SNATCH! Critics love SNATCH!

    6. Re:snatch? by Duel_Logic · · Score: 1

      Beign an english man, snatch is one of the greatest movies ever made. Its witty sense of british humour and sexual references make it a film, that you will want to watch many times. I infact saw it 4 times in the cinema, each time amazing. To call this Lock Stock 2, is incorrect, it has the usual Guy Richie directing style, and plot is well written and well directed. This film is the best british film ever made, it surpasses Trainspotting, because of the depth of plot. Shag. Being a student, this expression is very often used. And has become a constant slag word used in modern day.

    7. Re:snatch? by Erataikasu · · Score: 1

      We all know that "shag" is not as casual an expression in England and the funny thing is I heard that "fanny" means exactly what we North Americans think "snatch" means on their turf.


      But the real funny one is fanny-pack (aka bumbag) (Actually, they're both pretty funny. My brother was using bumbag as an insult for many years)
    8. Re:snatch? by WowTIP · · Score: 1

      "If you liked "Lock, Stock..." you will most likely enjoy this romp."

      Yes, indeed. It's almost the exact same movie, with a slightly different plot, and even faster turnarounds in the story. Although very entertaining!

      "Got anything to declare?" *lol*

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    9. Re:snatch? by jorbettis · · Score: 1
      Are they trying to convince people its pr0n?

      Well, why do you think Jon Katz went to see it, anyhow?

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    10. Re:snatch? by cardwellm · · Score: 1

      I shouldn't be replying to this as it is an obvious troll. I just want to say that ALL Americans don't think this way. I find that Europe is producing a lot of great material both in film and music right now. I also don't know how we Americans can brag, look at our record industry at the moment. What a load of crap.

    11. Re:snatch? by nkg · · Score: 1

      Snatch means more than one thing in the UK.
      The main one means 'To grab'

      Snatch is also slang for vagina.
      Fanny is also slang for vagina.
      Ther's probebly over a hundred names for it over here
      I can thing of forty odd with out trying.
      Shag has the same context over here.
      Isn't the word used in Austin Powers quite allot?

      There's even a club in Edinburh(Scotland, UK) which is called Shag Tag.
      Wher you where a badge saying you name and what you are up for.

    12. Re:snatch? by Ninja+Engineer · · Score: 1

      Beigh and english man. Did you say beign? as in doughnt?

    13. Re:snatch? by AoT · · Score: 1
      i dont know, they made SWE1 in england and that certainly didnt help.

  2. Arg by slashdoter · · Score: 1
    After watching it I had a throbing pain in the front of my head, damn it keep the camera still.


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  3. very funny movie by macpeep · · Score: 2

    I saw this movie a couple of months ago and I definitely recommend it. It's very funny and entertaining. The style is relatively unique; maybe something of a cross between Pulp Fiction and Trainspotting or something like that. If you like this movie, also be sure to check out Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, which is also by Guy Ritchie.

    1. Re:very funny movie by uglyduckling · · Score: 1
      It IS a lot like Pulp Fiction and Trainspotting, for other reasons too (I saw it months ago cos I'm British!)

      It's like Pulp Fiction in its blackness and weirdness, and in fact this movie isn't non-linear (at least not to PF's degree).

      It's like Trainspotting in it's unglamourous presentation (grunginess is probably the right word) and attention to detail in accents, dialects etc.

  4. It's worth it for the same reason Fight Club was by DataSquid · · Score: 1

    To see Brad Pitt get knocked the fuck out.

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  5. This movie... by quickquack · · Score: 1

    This movie was like The Blair Witch Project but with a lot more additude (read: trying to be cool). I saw it on Friday night and while I'm not still dizzy like most of the posters so far, I remember having to close my eyes during the movie. In fact, I didn't even have to do that during the BWP!
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  6. I loved it. by cLn-pSe · · Score: 1

    i thought thte movie was great, nice plot, good jokes and masterfull acting/directing/producing. But i've always like Guy Richie and his style of film making.

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  7. He's Right by digitalsushi · · Score: 1

    I saw this last night (in the stupid first row) and Katz is right, this morning I can only remember a few of the scenes. And there's no way I could place their order. It was a great movie, but you could probably come up with a movie that was just as interesting by downloading 40 gig of 1 to 8 second porno mpegs, do a select all on that directory, and hit enter.

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  8. Pitt, Ritchie by Sulka · · Score: 1

    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels information can be found here. If you liked Snatch, go check this out.

    It's nice to see Bradd Pitt acting so well in the movie. The pretty boy all the girls drooled after has become a real actor! :)

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  9. You all must be old or something by soma813 · · Score: 2

    I loved the movie. The cut-up style was fabulously done, and the plot was fun.
    There was nothing wrong with all the jump shots and I think that they definately added to the movie. Life is fast-paced and usually non-linear and I think Guy Ritchie captured that well. And how can you complain about all the killing in the movie. It was always portrayed in an amusing way.

    Be sure to see Lock, Stock and two Smoking Barrels too. It might even be better that Snatch

    1. Re:You all must be old or something by Pasty69 · · Score: 1

      Finally, someone who agrees with me! Seriously, I find it hard to believe that all of these supergeeks can't handle some fast paced editing and scene cuts and your Linux hacking uber-brains can't keep track of a dozen characters! This movie was fantastic, but that's my opinion. It was, however, able to be understood and comprehended by even the normal man. The only thing I could understand with this movie was what the fuck those Pikeys were saying, but I found that hilarious.

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    2. Re:You all must be old or something by Erataikasu · · Score: 1

      Lock, Stock was a much more natural film - it was quirky, but unforced.

      Snatch has a lot of quirks, but it's too self-conscious about trying to relive Lock, Stock's success. It throws a million jokes at the wall to see what sticks, and the result is a very laboured exercise. Many of the jokes work, but too many don't.

      I recommend Love, Honor, and Obey as a far better movie in the british gangster comedy genre.

  10. FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    in case you didnt know, snatch is a slang term for a CUNT

    1. Re:FYI by serrie · · Score: 1

      My gurunet dictionary tells me: A small amount; a bit or fragment: a snatch of dialogue. Slang. A kidnapping. Which seems more like what I saw.

  11. Snatch by snillfisk · · Score: 1

    I went to this movie a few days before christmas, and I enjoyed it all the way. The soundtrack fulfills the movie nicely, just like the previous guy ritchie-features, mainly Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels. The movie kinda resembles Lock Stock in several ways, many of the actors are back for more in Snatch after LSTSB. Vinnie Jones (Gone in 60 seconds recently) makes a good villain as always, harder and bader than ever.

    I also enjoyed seeing Brad Pitt in his role as a gypsy. The conversations between him and the rest of the crowd was a pleasure to enjoy with loads of enjoyment.

    The movie is a bit different, which is what makes it worth seeing. If you enjoyed Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, you're probably gonna enjoy this too, since they're similar in several ways. I'm however predicting that Guy has to evolve a bit more soon, or his style is going to become kinda boring.

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  12. Not for the Girls by thryllkill · · Score: 1

    I just saw Snatch two nights ago. My friend and I took two lady friends and lets just say it is a guy movie all the way. I don't think there was one chick there who wasn't smacking her sigificant other and whining about how terrible it was. At the same time I don't think there wasn't a guy there who thought it wasn't a great idea to feed your victems(abusive girlfriends who don't enjoy great action/comedy/whatever the fsck that was flicks) to pigs. One thing I noticed, after this and Fight Club, how can Brad pit get away with dressing the way he does, looking so thouroughly unwashed as he did, and most of the ladies leave the theater with tingles down below???

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    1. Re:Not for the Girls by proyZ · · Score: 1

      Well, i have a different experience, all the girls i know that have seen Snatch, have loved the movie specially the different plot twists and the dark humor, maybe it has something to do with the fact that the french culture is more in sync with second degree british humor, OTOH maybe not, since some of them aren't french although some are from south america (like me) where second degree jokes are also prefered...

  13. Jon Katz and film reviews. by No-op · · Score: 1
    I've personally noticed that most of Jon's reviews don't match up with my perception of the film (after I've seen it.) He also seems to have this uncanny knack of posting a review for the film the day I plan to see it, which is really starting to freak me out.


    Seriously though, I'm not sure what Jon expects to get out of films- I'd like to know what he goes into the theatre expecting to see. I go to most movies that come out (a sad addiction) typically with rather low expectations, and sometimes I am rewarded by having a better-than-average experience seeing it.


    With regards to "snatch", I thought Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels was a fascinating and entertaining flick; I've also been happy with the work that Brad Pitt has been doing lately, taking strange character roles etc (Fight Club? 12 Monkeys?) so I expect it to be an interesting movie all around.


    Maybe it just has something to do with watching movies without a haze of pretension skewing my vision of everything. my two cents.

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  14. Re:It's worth it for the same reason Fight Club wa by flamingdog · · Score: 1

    Brad Pitt doesn't get knocked the fuck out in fight club...
    Norton shoots himself in the head and Pitt goes away, but Pitt doesn't get knocked the fuck out, ever...

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  15. The beginning... by nachoworld · · Score: 2

    I thought the movie was slow at the beginning and was wondering why the hell my friends dragged me to see it, but as it started to get going, the characters became easier to differenciate, the stories started to cross, and the jokes and speedups became so funny people had to "shhh" to keep the theather quiet from laughter. I don't know what Katz was talking about. The plot is easy to remember. The boxing match, the car wrecks, and the other important aspects of the plot are still with me and laughable. Definitely worthy to go see at least once at full price. I have a group of friends that see almost every movie that comes out. I see movies with them and then pick the good ones so my other group of friends, who don't have as much time to watch film, and I can see. This is definitely one of those good ones.

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  16. Leave it out, it's marvellous! by mattbland · · Score: 3

    I'm sure that the majority of Americans just don't "get" good British films.... especially Katz.

    The comedy is dark, of course it is we're dealing with bloody villians who wouldn't look at, nevermind laugh at, Friends, Sienfeld or Fraiser.

    Bad people do bad things, and actually they can be very funny when looked at in this context. Key to this is the fact that they're always trying hard for things to work out right, but they never do.

    It's got spirit and character. It might not be everyones cup of joe, but it's not a mainstream film is it?

    All I can say is, if you don't like this film you're probably 'f#cked, proper f#cked'.

    p.s. keep an eye out for 'zee germans'!

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    1. Re:Leave it out, it's marvellous! by ff · · Score: 1

      How do you figure it's not a mainstream film? It's starring a bunch of world-famous "stars" and it's playing in every theatre in north america. Never mind that I've had to see the commercial on tv at least a thousand times so far... and transit posters...

      That's as mainstream as it gets, friend.

    2. Re:Leave it out, it's marvellous! by Erataikasu · · Score: 1

      I agree. It feels like British comedy played up for the American market.

    3. Re:Leave it out, it's marvellous! by dash2 · · Score: 1
      As a Brit, I just want to register a protest against the idea that Guy Ritchie's second crock of absurd Mockney shite is a "good British film". His plots are ridiculous. His dialogue is constantly trying to be clever and witty in a "Withnail and I" way, and failing because it tries so hard. His characters are stupid caricatures of real villains. His films are part of the modern New Lad cult of admiration for thuggishness, despite the fact that he himself is a fucking middle class Barleyesque media twat. They're not just worthless: they're evil.

      If you want to see a good British film, with a fairly realistic take on the people at the bottom of the pile, check out Ken Loach's work. That's the real shit. Guy Ritchie's work is fake.

  17. rLowe's Review .... :) by rlowe69 · · Score: 4

    Snatch was a good flick overall, and while it won't go down with other gory/badass/humour movies like Pulp Fiction or The Usual Suspects, it is still one of those movies you HAVE to see ... like a Trainspotting, because it is so damn interesting ...

    IMHO, there wasn't a lot of jittery camera movement. I think what people are talking about is the editing that was done ... some of the cuts go by so fast they will make your head spin (ie. the quick concorde flight from New York to London), but that's what makes this movie so interesting to watch ...

    As for the plot, sometimes it's nice to NOT KNOW what the hell is going on ... some directors like it better this way .... besides, the ending brought it together so nicely that it didn't matter if you didn't understand the whole beginning - you'll get it by the end.

    Definitely worth the 12 Canadian bucks. 8/10

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  18. good thing by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

    "an hour after leaving the theater, it's hard to remember it at all."

    That's great! That just means you'll have to go see the movie again...
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    1. Re:good thing by 198348726583297634 · · Score: 1

      The MPAA gives this film two thumbs up! They're encouraging all directors working under their studios to make quick edits and confusing camera work. having a good memory means you have been decrypting their efforts in your head! confiscate the head!!

  19. Fantastic!! by moonboy · · Score: 1

    Go see this movie. The humor was fantastic! I laughed soooo very hard! The film making was first rate as well. All around great film!

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  20. my two cents by Alien54 · · Score: 3
    If nothing else, it *might* retain a certain cult success in the rental market, just because of people with their DVDs going through the movie in slow motion just to see all of the details they missed.

    Since many folks don't need a headache when going out to see a movie, the word of mouth will be mixed at best. It is all right to have an artistic success, but if you make it hard for people to enjoy your movie, this will limit your commercial success.

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  21. Offtopic - Re:This movie.. by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen the movie, but:

    You recognize that your parents' point of view is ridiculous, and that they are Luddites with no understanding of physics or technology...

    And you go on to discount everyone else in the world who doesn't believe in the same God you do.

    Fascinating; I'll respect your opinion if you'll respect mine, which is:

    "We are all free to do whatever we want to do."
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    If people want to go see this movie, let them. If you think that they're going to hell for enjoying it, go right ahead.

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  22. Re:It's worth it for the same reason Fight Club wa by AfroRyan · · Score: 1

    Well... close to it. Lou really does a number on him in the bar basement, if you recall.

    Just to get something across, though, I must say that the person that started this particular thread is beyond my realm of comprehension... I personally find Brad Pitt to be an excellent actor, and I don't see anything spectacular about him getting "knocked the fuck out". "A River Runs Through It", "Interview With A Vampire", "12 Monkeys", Fincher's "Se7en" and "Fight Club"... I thought he was great in each and every one of these movies. I don't think it's feasible to dismiss him as a boy-toy anymore, as especially demonstrated in the last two films I've mentioned.

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  23. another review by kubla2000 · · Score: 2
    For what it's worth, a review I wrote some time ago that was going to be published in an on-line magazine that never quite made.

    Snatch 4.5 / 5

    Distributor
    Columbia Pictures

    Released
    1st September 2000

    "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" was released in 1998. Since then, we've heard more about Guy Ritchie's relationship with Madonna than his work in the cinema. The critics were out for blood when this one appeared--Ritchie had made it too big violating that sacred principle of Britishness: always playing at being the underdog--Ritchie couldn't play any more. He had become a film-making superstar and was living in "domestic" bliss with one of the world's entertainment superstars. He was asking for it. And he got it, if the slating that "Snatch" has received in almost every broadsheet daily is any indication.

    I'm not sure what the critics are complaining about. Their comments seem incongruous given the subject. Ritchie hasn't made such much made a film, as a live-action cartoon.

    The references throughout the film to scenes from Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs should be quite easy to pick out: gangsters caught up in the role of being gangsters--from their names through to the way they speak--caught in a vortex of anger and hatred and violence from which the only way out is death.

    The film mocks what should be horrific: shooting, prize fighting, death threats and extortion. But the killings and shootings (at least for the first two-thirds of the film) are slapstick and no more dramatic than a keystone caper. No one can take seriously the sequence that begins with a car chase and ends up with Bullet Tooth Tony (Vinnie Jones) repeatedly shooting Boris the Blade (Rade Serbezija) who keeps muttering threatening invectives in a nod to the famous scene from Monty Python's "The Quest for the Holy Grail". In the meantime, Bullet Tooth Tony and Avi (Dennis Farina) have been in a car accident caused by Darren (Jason Flemyng) throwing Turkish's (Jason Statham) chocolate milk out the moving car window and obliterating the on-coming Bullet Tooth Tony's vision. Turning their heads to watch the accident, three pawn-brokers who much to their regret are involved in the action, don't notice the bound, gagged and blindfolded Boris the Blade stagger out into the middle of the road and run him over.

    The characters are drawn with thick, bold lines that give them no room for change or development (they all even wear the same clothes throughout the film). There are almost no women in the film (excepting four minor roles), the stereotypes are painted with an equally broad brush: everyone looks a fool. While the narrator, Turkish, is a passive spectator never quite seeming to believe that he's caught up in the events that he's in--almost as though he's aware that he's in a film... or, at least, of the opinion that he has about as much free will as a character in a film. When nagged by Darren for a solution to a particularly sticky dilemma, he swears and storms out of the caravan where they've been sitting, waiting, like the characters of so many an existential drama, for the revelation of the exact sequence of events that is going to bring about life's one inevitability: death.

    Casting Brad Pitt in the role of the Gypsy barn-knuckles boxing champion, One Punch Mickey was a stroke of genius on Ritchie's part. Pitt plays the part perfectly and seems to enjoy his stint outside of Hollywood and the unusual specter of a Hollywood star in a film that sees a European release long before it hits America. It not only demonstrates Ritchie's pulling power as a director but also the increasing might of the British and European film making industries. Ritchie's film is a success--not a masterpiece, but a success. Don't believe the anti-hype. Ritchie continues on in splendid form!

    1. Re:another review by Voxol · · Score: 1

      I bet you spotted Val Kilmer in 'True Romance'.

    2. Re:another review by kubla2000 · · Score: 1

      "I bet you spotted Val Kilmer in 'True Romance'." Heh. No. But I did hear what he was like during the shooting. Apparently no one in the Oxford Science labs was allowed to look at him as he acted the role of a fellow student? A truly appaling story.

  24. The dog by jrs · · Score: 1

    How could you forget to mention the Dog?! :)

  25. English accents are popular by ff · · Score: 1

    You ever notice how every sitcom has to have a character who speaks with an english accent nowadays? Same with many movies. It's just the IN thing right now. This movie will definitely be a success then. It's packed with english accents and london slang, no doubt.

  26. Yo, Guy Ritchie: by xmutex · · Score: 1

    You made the same movie again! (e.g. Lock, Stock, Two Smoking Barrells)

    Ritchie annoys me. The guy is a total rich kid, straight from the fox-hunting estates of Somewhereshire, England. And here he is making a movie about the inner cities of London.

    Next we're going to see Dubya pen a screen play about how hard it is growing up poor.

    Ritchie's not getting my $7.50.

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    1. Re:Yo, Guy Ritchie: by FeTrut · · Score: 1

      There's no good reason to attach this historical baggage to the director. He may have grown up a rich kid, but this movie isn't about the hardships of growing up in London's ghettos, it's a comedy, plain and simple. Perhaps he does it so well *because* Richie knows nothing about living poor, and thus has a completely different perspective on the seedy side of life. Would you attach the same criticism to a director who grew up poor and did a comedy about moronic rich people?

  27. British Review by Sirch · · Score: 5
    This film was in Britain about 4/5 months ago. I went to see it, having seen Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels about a month before.

    With Lock, Stock still relatively fresh in my mind ("Chill, Winstaaan"), I felt that the plots were the same - something gets stolen, everyone wants the same thing, it ends up in the hands of the characters that you want it to in the end, and it all works out. Forgive the mathematical analogy, but it's like the plots of both oscillate around the same, straight line.

    The intelligence, and humour of the film, though, lies in those oscillations. This isn't a film, it's a movie. It's there to be enjoyed, not endlessly analyzed. In that way, this is yet another successful Guy Richie movie.

    Quite a few of the characters in Snatch are played by well-known actors in Britain. Mike Reid plays basically the same character as he does in Eastenders, a soap opera. Vinnie Jones, ex-professional soccer player-turned actor (Lock, Stock and Gone in 60 Seconds) plays the same character as he did in Lock, Stock and on the soccer pitch.

    Whilst Snatch is full of stereotyping, it is still enjoyable, and hilarious. Brad Pitt puts in an excellent performance as the Irish gypsy bareknuckle fighter who won't take a fall.

    The end result is full of slick, fast editing and good cameos. The results of Richie's directing are far better than Richard Curtis' weak romantic comedies (Four Weddings and a Funeral and Notting Hill), and leaves you with a warm feeling inside - not an empty one, as Trainspotting, one of Britain's best exports, did.

    8.5/10 - Samey, but still fun.

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    1. Re:British Review by The-Bus · · Score: 2
      With Lock, Stock still relatively fresh in my mind ("Chill, Winstaaan"), I felt that the plots were the same - something gets stolen, everyone wants the same thing, it ends up in the hands of the characters that you want it to in the end, and it all works out. Forgive the mathematical analogy, but it's like the plots of both oscillate around the same, straight line.

      Agreed.. Guy Ritchie seems to be a one-trick pony. But it's a hell of a trick.

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    2. Re:British Review by Sirch · · Score: 1
      I guess his skill is in dialogue. He's found one plot which works, so he's sticking to it - rather like a British pantomime. The plot's always the same, there are some new jokes, some old ones, but people like to watch them because they know the format and know what to expect.

      Re. your email address. Are you in the acting business? (For any reading this comment, Alan Smythee is a pseudonym for people who have worked on films/shows and don't want to be credited with it.)

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    3. Re:British Review by RedWizzard · · Score: 2
      I agree, very similar plot to Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. IMO, Snatch isn't quite as good, but I probably feel that way becuase it doesn't have the originality of Lock, Stock. It's well worth seeing though.

      If I was feeling cynical I'd say that Richie made this movie (and cast Brad Pitt in it) to have a second go at the US market since Lock, Stock didn't enjoy the same success in the US that it did in the rest of the world.

    4. Re:British Review by SectoidRandom · · Score: 1

      I would agree completely, one thing I think is very true is that English and American Humour are worlds apart, and I think my Australian humour is more on the side of English.. So I can understand Katz' view on the movie.

      I personnally found it great, but not as good as Lock Stock, and not really in the same class even as Trainspotting. But still an enjoyable flic.

      My only critisism is that it is too similar to Lock Stock, the plot, the cast and the scenes. You could almost cut and paste between the two! Needless to say that isnt a good thing.

      .My 2c

    5. Re:British Review by Yaruar · · Score: 1

      The Brad Pitt thing is a bit of a misnoma as Pitt actually asked Guy to be in the film rather than the other way around and he deliberately was given a role which was totally at odds with his usually pretty boy vacuousness......

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    6. Re:British Review by RedWizzard · · Score: 2
      That's good to know, thanks.

      I thought Pitt did well in Snatch, and in Fight Club which was a similar role in some ways.

  28. Sounds like Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

    The first movie (LSATSB) was absolutely excellent. And suffered from most of what you describe here, although apparently to a lesser extent.

    Thing is, though, LSATSB was really just a two hour long shaggy dog tale. It was entertaining, had no character developement to speak of, and the most excellent punchline ever.

    I haven't seen Snatch yet (the movie, that is), but if it's nearly as entertaining as the first, I'll love it despite the lack of character attention.
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  29. Lock Stock.. by JonKatz · · Score: 2


    ..was less funny but more coherent, I thought. Both movies remind of a time when british pop culture was it...doesn't seem true anymore.

  30. madonna claims to be a snatch cumming soon! by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

    truth or dare?

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  31. Fight Club node by JonKatz · · Score: 2

    I'd love to see a discussion of Fight Club? Did people like..according to surveys, young males loved it. But why? I liked it a lot, cept for the loopy ending..

    1. Re:Fight Club node by ClockworkPlanet · · Score: 1

      I liked Fight Club because of the idea that it is not our fault that we are Generation X. It's not our fault that we are disaffected or apathetic either. (It may well be, but Fight Club say's it's not.) The boomers revolutionised music for us, clothes, attitudes towards young people, they defined the 'teen' and pop, they did away with military service. We have had no wars to fight, we have no purpose.
      Fight Club says it's OK, and we buy into it, because it justifies our apathy.

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    2. Re:Fight Club node by ScuzzMonkey · · Score: 1

      The book was better, but I thought the movie was a good translation of the work to screen. I've heard that Palahniuk wrote it tongue in cheek, but the central thesis (that half a generation of men raised without strong male role models have to slug it out with one another to recover their masculinity) is still pretty interesting and is, I think, what attracts the most critical attention to it. The reason young males loved it, of course, was because it has a lot of guys blowing things up and beating the crap out of one another.

      Plus, great plot twist, eh? Any time I read or watch something where it turns out at the end that I wasn't reading or watching the same story I thought I was, I'm hooked. There were enough hints along the way to make it fun when you finally realize what's going on.

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    3. Re:Fight Club node by cheese_wallet · · Score: 1

      I thought it was a thoroughly enjoyable movie, but I am in the minority there (at least among my friends).

      and it wasn't because of the fighting. Now that I think of it, the whole movie could have been done without the fighting--any cult metaphore might have worked. Maybe not. I could have done without some of the fight scenes anyway.

      I thought it was very funny, I thought the acting was great--norton, pitt, and carter were excellent. I don't quite follow slashdot reader's problem with pitt. I couldn't stop laughing at meatloaf (now there is a quote to be taken out of context).

      The dvd is great, the commentaries are great, and some of the behind the scenes stuff was pretty neat.

      I went to the book store to take a look at the book... I scanned it briefly. It read pretty much like norton's narrative in the movie, so I decided not to buy that one. I did pick up another book by the same author (chuck something... palaniuk?) called "Invisible Monsters." It was the most terrible, awful, dumb plotted books I've ever touched. Ugh. I haven't looked at any of his other books, if he has any.

    4. Re:Fight Club node by ScuzzMonkey · · Score: 1

      Oh, and the loopy ending, incidentally, was changed from the book, where nothing blows up. I guess the director figured, hey, it's a movie, we'd better blow some stuff up.

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    5. Re:Fight Club node by quiggy · · Score: 1

      First off, I loved Fight Club, not just because I have a personal stake in the whole mental illness thing, but it was a great story with an ending you'd never see coming. However, I cannot agree that it ever says that we are not responsible for who we are. If anything, it says quite the opposite. They understood the situation and they did something about it. I doubt you'd raise an army by telling them that it's okay to be apathetic.

    6. Re:Fight Club node by pope+nihil · · Score: 2

      Fight Club is tied with Natural Born Killers as my all time favorite movie. I thoroughly enjoyed both the book and the movie, although to be honest, I liked the ending in the movie better than the book (first time ever that i've liked something about a movie more than the book). It's not just about a generation of men raised by women. It's also about a society that brainwashes people into being a consumer slave for 40 years so they can buy shit they don't need.

      I think it speaks to a much broader audience than young men. I know a lot of young women who also loved the movie.

      Something else. Remember when Tyler says "I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better"? Well, I can see a very real possibility of people who SEE what Tyler saw (that is that we are all just cogs in the great capitalist clockwork) creating a loser/slave personality to be able to deal with all other people who DON'T get it.

    7. Re:Fight Club node by flamingdog · · Score: 1

      Actually, I almost creamed my pants when I heard "Where is my mind?" playing as the buildings toppled. It was just so funny to me, and I'm not quite sure why.

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    8. Re:Fight Club node by Cornflakes · · Score: 1
      Fight Club is one of my favorite movies. Not one of my friends believed me when I said it would be good and I had to see it the first time myself. All my worries about it just being an excuse for violence and blowing things up were completely unfounded... those things were just in the previews to get people into the theater. Anyways, I have since got almost every one of my friends to see it, and everytime one of them says, "I've never seen that movie" I get together a group of us (including a roll call on anyone who hasn't seen it) and we watch it. I saw it three times in the theater in all, and I've probably watched it ten times on video even though I don't own it (I get someone else to pay the rental or I borrow it).

      I almost know some of the dialogue and narrative as well as that from Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail (title may be incorrect, but you guys know what I'm talking about). The scary thing is one of my friends who I introduced to the movie has now seen it more than me, and he talks about it more than I care to think about... He even wrote an essay for a philosophy-type class that compared the views in it to Plato's Republic. I haven't read it yet, but I'm sure it's good... he knows both the movie and the book like the back of his hand.

      Anyways, this post adds absolutely no value whatsoever, except maybe for Katz to see one man's opinion. Oh, and if you haven't guessed, I'm one of those young males in question, but the rather intellectual younger generational types that I hang out with have yet to not like the movie, including women.

      On the flip side, one of my friend's parents (very devout catholics... old belief people, not the new "we're cool" catholic beliefs, and don't start on me here, I don't really give a damn about religion or catholicism) grounded her for 2 weeks (note that she is 18 years old, which kinda qualifies her as an adult... sigh) because they started watching the movie with her, and then were upset that it "promoted rebellion against authority".

      Then, before I went to watch the movie for the second time in the theaters, my Mom pulls some power trip saying how terrible the movie was and how much it promoted violence. I couldn't really explain it to her because she won't really open her eyes ever, but the important part is that she got this opinion not on her own, but directly from Rosie O'Donnell.

      Anyways, I'm guessing my point is that my generation seems to like the movie (and maybe other intellectuals), while our parents, the boomers, seem to hate it. Then again, I don't exactly have the most data in the world for it.

      But whatever, make your own opinions, that is the important part.

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    9. Re:Fight Club node by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Fight Club is tied with Natural Born Killers as my all time favorite movie.

      Natural Born Killers was an insult to the intelligence. Take a decent script by Tarantino, remove any irony, and film... Stone's message seemed to be "Violence in the mass media is a bad thing, so... ummm... here's lots of it, just to prove my point". Also, we got to see Juliette Lewis do her f*cking weird dancing thing *again*. (as seen in the Cape Fear remake and every movie she's done since). I've got nothing against violence in film, as long as it plays a part in the plot, but if I want to see mindless killing I'll take it with a hint of humour and dramatic excess, a la early Arnie films :)

      This is the film that made me swear never to see another Oliver Stone film again. I'm not alone in this; I saw the film with 5 friends, and we all felt the same way. Basically it felt like we were being preached to by someone who felt that it was OK for him to break the very rule that he was preaching, because "it's such an important message". In other words, a pro-censorship film from someone who obviously can't affect his viewers on the issue any other way.

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    10. Re:Fight Club node by Herbert+West · · Score: 1

      Does nobody else get the message of this film? I hate to break it to you people, but there are no heros in this film. The movie does not have some "deep message" about why young people today are so detached and disaffected. This movie is an exploration of Nihlism and cult behavior. Because "Jack" has a problem with his life, he gets a bunch of weak-willed insipid followers together and basically brainwashes them into acting out his own twisted, selfish, adolescent philosophy. Most of the scenes after Tyler begins handing out "homework assignments" show the systematic use of the organization that Tyler has built to hand-pick the members of the group who are most vulnerable to Tyler's control. These people come to the house and "apply" to be members of project mayhem. Only after you have shown that you are willing to undergo abuse, humiliation, and sleep deprivation for a cause that you thus far know nothing about are you admitted into the inner circle. The first rule of the "inner circle" is that you do not seek to know anything that you are not told. This is the last step in divorcing you from the rest of the world. At this point you have allowed another person to have complete control of your world view. Information control is the first step in creating tyranny. After you have placed control of your life in another person's hands, you are then systematically divested of your individual identity, hence the fact that members of project mayhem have no names. I loved this movie a great deal, so please don't put this down as bashing, but if you people think that Tyler Durden has some great message for the youth of our society, you are sadly mistaken. What this film does capture beautifully is the utter emptiness of nihlism, and the effectiveness of a charasmatic leader who makes proper use of brainwashing tactics. After watching this film, you should have fewer questions about how events like Waco and Jonestown happen, and more fear of charismatic demagogues spouting empty (yet somehow disturbingly attractive) philosophies.

  32. Endings.. by JonKatz · · Score: 2

    Nother movie that didn't quite know how to end..does anybody but me see this problem? Movies just don't know how to end...Huge problem for Antitrust and others.

    1. Re:Endings.. by invenustus · · Score: 1

      I think "not knowing how to end" is the curse of the independent film. Mainstream Hollywood blockbusters can be utterly unoriginal, but you usually get the standard conflict-climax-resolution formula that we tend to expect from stories. (At least in the Western world.) After a lot of independent films, I'm left asking "Why couldn't they combine that level of cinematic originality with just a little viewer-friendly Hollywood polish on the story?"
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  33. Neat review, and question: Trainspotting by JonKatz · · Score: 2


    neat review, and right, but I thought Trainspotting was twice the movie at least. Why did it remind me so much of Trainspotting..really nothing like it..Was it the shooting style?

    1. Re:Neat review, and question: Trainspotting by rlowe69 · · Score: 2

      I think it was less the shooting style and more of the "I don't give a damn" British attitude that was prevalent in both films. Not that all Brits have this attitude, but most of the players in both movies did. :)

      Trainspotting's shooting style is more regular (even the hallucination and chase scenes are filmed quite normally) I think, than Snatch's . But I think that's more of a function of Trainspotting not needing the fancy schmancy editing and filming to entertain the audience. IMHO, Trainspotting is the better movie but they are quite different. Trainspotting is almost a serious movie and Snatch is definitely a comedy (with a side-order of action maybe - pass the mayo).

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  34. Can't imagine.. by JonKatz · · Score: 4



    I've done a lot of dumb things in my life but I've never hired me..My opinion is no better or worse than yours, I suspect.

    1. Re:Can't imagine.. by Howie · · Score: 1

      Jon, for someone who seems to have such a hard-on for new media changing our lives, it surprises me to find all your replies just dumped in the top of the heirarchy in a row like this. Replying to posts the normal way would make this so much easier to read (and the poster would know you replied too, through their profile page).

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    2. Re:Can't imagine.. by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
      Actually, I (and a few others) thought the same thing. But he actually is replying to posts, not just starting new threads. It seems this is a natural mistake to make because ...

      1. Jon seems to always change the subject header (so no "Re:" to clue you in)
      2. he also seems to like replying to posts with a score of 0, or sometimes 1
      3. most people with more sense than time browse at +2 or higher ...

      The upshot is it only looks like his posts appear out of context ... even browsing at +1 you would often miss that his posts are part of a thread.

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  35. Different style.. by JonKatz · · Score: 2


    I don't know if I'd say it was sloppy, as skitsy..just keeps on moving so fast..it's neat, but I can't imagine it would stick with people like Trainspotting..

  36. Early box receipts.. by JonKatz · · Score: 1



    ..for this movie this weekend are so-so, according to nytimes online..

  37. Dubya and screen plays.. by JonKatz · · Score: 2



    I have to say, the very idea is a bit jarring. Got to be Freudian..live with Dad..

  38. BW and Snatch.. by JonKatz · · Score: 2


    I'd not thought of that, but it's an interesting comparison..BW was a lot more primitive, and this one a lot more gory.

  39. Cryptonicon... by JonKatz · · Score: 2


    ...was just great. I didn't think it was the hopping back and forth between three stories that got to me, just the furious pace of the movie and shot style. It was entertaining for sure, but I wouldn't put on my best ever movies list by a long shot.
    Doesn't mean you're wrong, tho..That's whats amazing about movies..any 10 people will see the same one and have a completely different reaction.

  40. Right about both I think.. by JonKatz · · Score: 2



    Fun, but not brilliant, would be my phrase, and boy is AC right about Crouching Tiger..that would be on my list of best movies ever.

    1. Re:Right about both I think.. by mj01nir · · Score: 1

      Um, Jon. You *do* understand the whole threaded discussion thing that's going on at Slashdot, right? Like when you see a post that you would like to reply to, you reply to *that* post, not the top of the discussion, right? There are about 10 posts from you here that are replies to your original story, rather than under whatever it is that you're talking about. Either that or you have some sort of keyboard Turrett's Syndrome that just spews random strings into Slashdot. So you either need 1) Education as to how Slashdot works or 2) medical attention. Please go and seek out the appropriate assistance because *god knows* I want you to get better!

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    2. Re:Right about both I think.. by JabXVI · · Score: 1

      I think you're the one who should be educated as to how slashdot works. The post Katz replied to has a score of 0, so obviously you were browsing with a threshold higher than 0. Therefore, you couldn't see it, but you could see Katz's reply which has a score of 2.

    3. Re:Right about both I think.. by mj01nir · · Score: 1

      OK, I fucked up. But why in the hell does he have to change the subject *every time*? For those of us trying to get above the noise the Re: is an indication that it's a reply to a post rather than a new thread.

      Oh well.

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  41. Good question, but... by JonKatz · · Score: 2



    I'd have to say the thugs in this movie weren't glamorous especially, or anybody one would want to be..some of them were nice, but the fate of some of these people would, I would say, not entice anybody towards a life of crime.
    I think it's a very tongue in cheek movie.

    1. Re:Good question, but... by Voxol · · Score: 1

      could someone tell katz how to reply in a thread?

  42. guy richie. sophmore effort. good. yes. by joshuachavanne · · Score: 1

    in the two days since its been released, i've seen it twice. once with my ex-girlfriend. (which made it all the more anxious). that was on the release date. i saw it again on saturday, the day after release. well. i missed the part with the introduction to sol and vinny the first time around so i didn't notice that the 'dag' they had (you know the one who snatches everything of import.) was one and the same with the one turkish and tommy had for but a fleeting moment. at any rate. these sort of things are what i've come to expect from guy richie. the large car crash in the middle of the movie (i SOOOO called it, especially the part where boris gets hit by the car) is classic. i mean in lock, stock, and two smoking barrells there is the guy on fire scene. a smaller scale version of the latice of coincidence in snatch. which brings me to another point. everything in snatch is BIGGER. bigger stars. larger amounts of violence. more over the top characters. (hachet harry ain't got nothing on brick top in pure hardassness). my ex was sad to see benicio deltoro go so quickly in the movie, but i think it adds to the humor. one of the few movies where i think violence as a medium works. if you haven't seen it. see it. if you have seen it. see it again and again and again. look for every neat little thing. like cousin avi's I NY mug, and boris' I moscow mug. if you don't see it, sie germans may get you. and don't forget to get the cornflower blue caravan (fight club reference? ahem.) although not as groundbreaking as lock, stock (as its VERY similar) its much better due to lack of budget restrictions. see it. bye.

  43. What's next? Family Man? Castaway? Rugrats? by loki29 · · Score: 2

    I'm sorry, but Katz is starting to review movies that just, I dunno, well, let's just say most of us probably skip over katz articles these days. I had to comment, because a review of Snatch on /. can only be topped by maybe katz's review of the next Rugrats movie, or perhaps Castaway or Family Man (for all I know he may already have reviewed those and I skipped them). Dungeons and Dragons, Antitrust, StarWars, X-Men, etc., I can see those reviews on here totally. But Snatch? How about Erin Brockovitch or whatever? Let's face it, some reviews belong on salon.com (their stock could use the help). Is katz getting paid per article? If so that would explain a hell of a lot.

  44. old news by xaniamud · · Score: 1
    It's a great movie. If you like cut'n'thrust gangster action with intriguing plot lines, see it.

    What I'm confused about this is the timing: this is old news. I saw this movie at the theater about four months ago. What's going on?

    Rob.

    1. Re:old news by nkg · · Score: 1

      The film has only just gone on general release in America.

      Instead of the other way round.
      (The UK getting it month's after the USA)

  45. Err, why is this on /.? by Fross · · Score: 1

    i dont see the connection between this film and "nerds" or "stuff that matters". the only thing these guys would do to geeks is grind their face into the dirt. i just don't see why this movie gets frontpage, whereas many others don't even get a mention. i'd rather keep them off of /. unless they have proper geek value.

    if you like this sort of humour and want to see something really funny, check out the sketch in this style on "the last fast show ever". :)

    Fross

  46. Snatch, and another British movie to see by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4

    I thought Snatch was very good, and quite funny. I was laughing my butt off throughout most of it. And I thought the ending was great! (wish the Concorde *really* flew that fast! :) The thing I thought when I walked out of that movie was, "That's what Quentin Tarantino _wishes_ he could do!"

    Another British movie I've seen recently is MUCH BETTER, though it's a vastly different type of movie - 'Billy Elliot'. This is a great movie about a young boy in a northern England mining town during a miner's strike. He secretly substitutes ballet lessons for his dad-approved boxing lessons, and winds up doing quite well. All hell breaks loose, of course, when dad finds out. Also during all this is a lot of trouble because of the miner's strike. The movie is filled with strange and fascinating (and likeable!) characters, and it's got a fantastic soundtrack (half of which are songs by T. Rex). An amazing movie, and easily my favourite British movie. Among my top 10 right now (though that list changes a lot). Definitely worth seeing, and that's also one I'll get on DVD once it's available.

    Another recent British movie that was quite nice is 'Saving Grace', about a widow who resorts to growing marijuana in her greenhouse to meet the mortgage payment. This is an hilarious movie, and well worth seeing.

    Everyone's seen 'Trainspotting' and 'The Full Monty', but the one most haven't seen is 'Brassed Off', another 'mining town on strike' movie, but this one has a twist - the company brass band is the main thing - Pete Postlethwaite is the band leader trying to keep the band together despite the town falling apart because of the mine shutdown. He manages to do so, and even gets the band into a competition. Things get more interesting when a newcomer to the band causes a stir - she's a woman! (gasp) Played by Tara Fitzgerald. The movie also has Ewan MacGregor (young Obi Wan, for you geeks). An excellent movie, among the best of the recent British efforts.

    I guess when all the musical talent left Britain at the end of the eighties, the talent moved over to the movie industry - there are some really excellent British movies these days.

    1. Re:Snatch, and another British movie to see by humantraffic · · Score: 1
      If you want to see something in the same vein (ho, ho) as Trainspotting, I would recommend 'Human Traffic'. It's about drug culture in another British provincial city, Cardiff, and is a lot less bleak and anti-drugs as Trainspotting as it deals with Ecstacy rather than heroin. It's the story of a 'lost' weekend and shows a group of friends who have dead end jobs and basically live for the weekend clubbing/partying

      The soundtrack is excellent and it contains a guest appearence by Howard Marks, the notorious dope smuggler. As I was involved in the 'rave culture' in the early 90s, the scenes in the movie bought back a certain nostalga.

      I don't know if it got a major release in the states but I would recommend trying track it down. Here's another review.

  47. WTF? by 0xffffffff · · Score: 1

    Katz, you have got to get off the dope.. Snatch was definitely NOT so fast that you didn't get a chance to get to know the characters. Maybe it is bad to have ADD - but it's gotta be worse to be dead as a log.

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  48. And this is in slashdot because ... by geophile · · Score: 2

    ... JonKatz wrote it?

  49. Advertising at its best by Rylfaeth · · Score: 1

    I heard a radio commercial for Snatch that literally [I'm not making this up] loudly proclaimed "SNATCH OPENS WIDE ON !!" I understand that their meaning was that it was going opening into wide distribution but it still made me piss myself laughing.
    -Rylfaeth

  50. Re:This movie.. by Lucky+Kevin · · Score: 1
    First of all, I would like to point out that my parents told me that our television was broken when I was a youth. They thought that it would have a bad influence on me. The endless, mindless drivel infecting my soul and turning me into a zombie.

    Obviously, this is totaly ridiculous. But, that does not mean that television is evil to watch. Now that I have a television, yes I do get turned into a zombie, but such is life!

    Not only is it conceivable that someone (other than Sat*n himself) enjoyed the film but many actually did, as evidenced by the comments above. Snatch was great fun, as was LS&2SB. How about suspending your disbelief for a while, take the film as it was meant to be taken and have fun.

    BTW. Does the * in Sat*n save me from eternal damnation?

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  51. Why is this a /. article? by Bogatyr · · Score: 1

    C'mon, I like films, I see many. I even like guy Ritchie's films. But what relationship does Snatch have to the Slashdot community at large, other than there's enough slashdot readers that some of them will like movies? Ever hear of an engineering term called "scope creep"? Try and keep a little focus here, people. This is worse than Harlan Ellison writing a tv column reviewing Flipper in the 1960s just so he could give free advertising to the waterbed company that gave him the waterbed for free (part of the column that week was his admitting he took the waterbed as payola, part was a review of the Flipper tv series, and part was about the joys of screwing on a waterbed).
    Now if Katz's review had even tried to draw some kind of connection between the movie and the experiences/lifestyles/mindset/whatever of "the average /. reader", however lame or stretching of a point it might have been, I wouldn't have bothered writing this comment. But Katz didn't even try.

  52. Katz just wanted to say 'Snatch' by loki29 · · Score: 1

    That's the only thing I can think of. Oh well, that's what filters are for, unless your looking forward to his review of the next Rugrats movie (which actually would probably interest more of us than most of the stuff he seems to be writing these days) I think he is getting paid per article.

    1. Re:Katz just wanted to say 'Snatch' by loki29 · · Score: 1

      "Another thing: Change happens. Just like any site, /. has to remain in flux in order to not only keep the open sores wimps but to attract new "geeks." "

      If you attract new geeks/viewers/whatever, while alienating your old geeks/viewers/whatever, you end up screwing yourself.

      Last time I checked, this was not a movie review site, nor was it salon.com or movies.com or cnn.com. This type of article/review of a non-geek type movie can be found on half a dozen bigger sites that deal with this kind of thing.

      If you try an attract a new crowd from other sites, you :

      a) become like those other sites, thereby you lose your uniqueness
      b) you lose your original crowd that made the site in the first place.

  53. all hail black comedy by omakii · · Score: 2

    Ritchie was far less concerned about making "Snatch" a classic than he was about making a really tight and enjoyable movie. And he did an excellent job. The breakneck pace is absolutely crucial; it just wouldnt be funny if we honestly had to feel sorry for poor dead Four-Fingers. It's much better to constantly think of him as the corpse in the tea cosy. The circular plot and manipulation of time (eg: the crash, the opening and endign scenes) keep us from taking the story too seriously; this is, first and foremost, a COMEDY. And a good one. I really wish there were more of these neo-noir comedies; any suggestions? (Is anyone else reminded of "Treasure Island" by the deliberate lack of females in this one and LSA2SB?) --------- girls like it too.

  54. Trainspotting by HobophobE · · Score: 1

    One of the actors was in Trainspotting...

    -HobophobE

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  55. /. movies? by Drath · · Score: 1

    Is slashdot becoming a movie reviews site? comon you don't need to review every movie that comes out. Stick on topic Jon

  56. Snatch obviously means fanny. by jatbrowne · · Score: 1

    Look, I had to reply...

    Snatch obviously means fanny.

    Just like I always keep my fags in the same drawer as my pants. (next to my socks)

    ithankyou
    jb
    (P.S "snatch of the day" is a famous folk song in Blighty too. Honest to god, guvnor)

  57. why trainspotting? by superdk · · Score: 1

    Why do ppl keep comparing this movie to trainspotting? Sure it's in a similar setting and has some of the same elements, but it's much much much more like lock stock and two smoking barrels.

    The true beauty of this movie came from the fact that there were several unrelated things going on at once which all get tied together by one little thing. Then the end just brings all the loose ends together perfectly!

    It was very entertaining but it's not a movie for everyone. It's an engaging movie which brings you in and keeps you in for the whole ride. I don't know what katz is smoking, but two days later me and my buddies are STILL talking about it! I gotta get it when it comes out on DVD!

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  58. Snatch was horribly disappointing by brobison · · Score: 1

    First a few things about Snatch. There was no real plot, and no real characters. The editing, while fast and furious, was just not well done. Watch "Requiem for a Dream" for a recent example of well done fast cuts. Guy Ritchie tried to make a whle film out of the "ironic mishaps" ending of "Lock, Stock", and it just dosn't come off..

    The music was mixed entirely too loud, and in some scenes actually drowned out the actors.. after the brilliant soundtrack to "Lock, Stock", I was not happy..

    Second, PLEASE stop comparing all British films to Trainspotting, and crime films to Pulp Fiction. If you do so please at least try to explain why you feel they are similiar. There was nothing in style, emotion, content or anything else in common with Snatch and Trainspotting.

  59. And another.. by Qube · · Score: 1

    Human Traffic. Drugs, music, the reality of working shit jobs, it's all there. And if you're american, a taste of what Wales is actually like these days..

  60. jonkatz posts by TheSnakeMan · · Score: 1

    As I sit here browsing as 2+, I notice that half the posts are from katz himself...doesn't he already have enough karma? Why pull the publicity stunt, other than to see himself write.

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    1. Re:jonkatz posts by WillAffleck · · Score: 2

      As I sit here browsing as 2+, I notice that half the posts are from katz himself...doesn't he already have enough karma? Why pull the publicity stunt, other than to see himself write.

      Jon's immune to karma laws. They told us this last century. Basically, he can post at +2 and no matter how bad the comments are, we can't mod him down.

      I'm not saying this is right, it's not, but that's the system we live in.

      All that, though, does not excuse the fact that the only two links are for stories by Jon, not links to the movie's producers, editors, filmhouse, actors, or prior movies by any of the aforementioned.

      If you're going to have a discusssion, you post relevent links. Otherwise, it's just a talking head greedfeed.

      But, hey, what do I know, I'm just a lifetime member of Cinema Seattle, I probably only see 200 movies a year, it's not like anyone else knows as much about movies as Jon does.

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    2. Re:jonkatz posts by dstanfor · · Score: 1
      I find it humourous that on one hand you have people complaining that Slashdot isn't as good as it used to be because the editors don't post in the discussions anymore, but in this article people complain because JonKatz posts too much.

      Dave

    3. Re:jonkatz posts by loki29 · · Score: 1

      I think slashdot isn't as good as it used to be because of articles such as katz's review of snatch. There seems to be a correlation between the two, eh?

      a year ago, katz's review of snatch would not have made it onto slashdot :-/

      slashdot does seem to be almost trying to go mainstream at times.

      who really wants to read about what katz thinks of snatch anyways, we all have our own theories/views of how good snatch is or isn't (whether it stinks or you give it a thumb's up) and where you'd rather see snatch at, whether it be in some big public setting (most people here seem to have seen snatch with several of their friends)or in the privacy of your own home. some of us paid $7 to see snatch, others got to see it for free.

      personally, what katz thinks of snatch belongs on drruth.com, not slashdot.

    4. Re:jonkatz posts by dstanfor · · Score: 1
      slashdot does seem to be almost trying to go mainstream at times.

      Look at your user number. Look at my user number. Any website with 300,000 + users is mainstream.

      I think you mean to say that "Snatch" isn't news for nerds, being that there's nothing technological or sciencey or nerdy about it. However, considering your post was #230, something about it must have been comment worthy by a whole lot of people, even if it's only katz bashing, which is a slashdot pass-time. Katz is worth keeping around if for only that reason.

      Dave

  61. Re:This movie.. by Wariac · · Score: 1

    Nice Troll!

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  62. [ot] warning by jesser · · Score: 2

    Warning: Plot is discussed but nothing is given away.

    I don't see why that requires a warning. How about: "As always, plot is discussed but nothing is given away."

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  63. Dick Tracy? by child_of_mercy · · Score: 1
    Jon, Jon, Jon,

    Spend some time in the East End, Guy Ritchie isn't doing fantasy in these movies.

    He's just picking from the rich tangle of urban legend.

    An evening spent in any pub East of Canary Wharf would yield a similar slew of characters

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  64. Excellent movie by MorrowLess · · Score: 1

    It was a lot better thatn all this other crap coming out these days, the Screamn series for example. If you don't remember the movie after leaving the theater then it seems you just weren't paying attention. It seems as though you have complaints because the movie didn't drag on forever with little plot. The movie never let the audience get bored and that's what made it fun and exciting. It's certainly money well spent to go see this movie. And surprisingly, the Madonna song actually fit well into the movie.
    So there...

  65. Re:It's worth it for the same reason Fight Club wa by DataSquid · · Score: 1

    Oh, he's a great actor. I just hate him. It's something about growing up when he _was_ a boy-toy while hearing every girl you know gush about him constantly. Nothing against him, but his looks came before his talent. He's just another Hollywood whore who used his looks to launch his career. I'm not alone in this feeling, I remember many of my friends saying the same thing when Club came out.

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  66. no need for a subject by MoNsTeR · · Score: 1

    I, too, left the theater only about an hour ago. I can pretty much remember the flow of the movie, but I don't think that's really important. Even though Snatch's story, like that of Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, is a wonder in and of itself, twisting and turning and finally coming all back together to smack you in the face and tickle you on the ass at the end, it's the CHARACTERS that make the movie.

    But as per most of my comments, I wouldn't be here if it weren't to make a political statement ;) Notice how many of the characters had handguns? Know how handguns are 100% illegal in the UK? I wonder how that is.... OH THAT'S RIGHT, CRIMINALS IGNORE THE LAW!!!!

    MoNsTeR

    1. Re:no need for a subject by erayzer · · Score: 1

      Check the statistics for gun crime in any European country and you'll find it much lower than the US. Guess the Europeans are on to something. What was your point again?

  67. Two Hands by YakumoFuji · · Score: 1
    If you liked Lock Stock... and Snatch, you might wanna check out 'Two Hands', its basically an australian version sorta. very cool movie.

    snatch definatly feels like lock stock 2, sure i can see the big differences, but it still feels like #2... also felt like there was a touch of the 'crays' in it as well...

    a fair dinkum movie tho.

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  68. learn how to reply by tresstatus · · Score: 1

    You people seriously need to learn how to reply. Don't reply to a comment. Reply to the article. When I read this, there were like a million replies to a comment. I dunno if you meant to do it that way or not.


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  69. For Women, Not for the Girlies by metaph0r · · Score: 1

    Geezus, I'd think that /. boys wouldn't hang out with such weak/stupid females. I saw it with a group of about 10 friends, mostly women, and we all loved it. Maybe you guys should date women with a freaking sense of humor. IMO, this was the movie that Quentin Tarantino WISH he'd made. Fantastic soundtrack, too(any movie with Massive Attack gets points with me). Brad Pitt's accent wasn't THAT impenetrable. Hell, I've gotten in taxis in London driven by guys with thicker accents than that.

    1. Re:For Women, Not for the Girlies by Herbert+West · · Score: 1

      By your definition, the movie hackers gets some points. Just thought I'd point that out...

  70. Re:Pitt, Ritchie (um, Kalifornia??) by metaph0r · · Score: 1

    No kidding. Didn't anyone else see Kalifornia? Brad is so much skankier/scarier in that movie than he's been in Fight Club OR Snatch. Then again, to watch Kalifornia, you'd have to endure Juliette Lewis's annoying self, so maybe it's NOT worth it. Oh wait, it also features a pre-X-Files David Duchovny. Definitely worth it. :)

  71. Re:This movie.. by Tralfamadorian · · Score: 1

    Really.

    This is such an obvious troll. I'm suprised that slashdotters fell for it (especially with the overwhelming number of trolls on this site).


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  72. gypies by benjaminbishop · · Score: 1

    What are "gypies" exactly?

    1. Re:gypies by erayzer · · Score: 1

      Pitt plays an Irish traveller / itinerant (a distinct subculture with its own language) which is not the same as gypsies / romanys.

  73. A generation of sociopaths? by Flat5 · · Score: 1

    Brutal killing is now a main element of this style of "comedy." I guess I am old, but I just don't get that.

    Wile E. Coyote getting flattened was one thing. Brains and gore all over the screen is another. I find it a little disturbing that kids think this is great, knee-slapping, hilarious stuff.

    Flat

    1. Re:A generation of sociopaths? by Lakitu · · Score: 1

      I don't get it either. However, me, being the young prototypical slacker or whatever (apathetic, disattached from society, blablablah), I find a lot of "dark" humor hilarious. (btw, why is everyone calling it black? I might just be racist, but when I hear black humor, I think of movies like The Wood before something like Snatch.) Anyway, one thing I can tell you is - I have no idea what's so funny about it. In the movie Out of Sight, for example, whiteboy Bob's death is fucking hilarious - if you haven't seen it, here's a summary: at a crucial scene near the end, he's about to capture/kill the good guy. He's armed, the good guy isn't. He starts to climb the stairs toward the good guy, trips, and shoots himself in the head. hehe. Anyway, I guess you could call this irony, as he's portrayed as clumsy throughout the movie (like when he slips on the steps going into the house..) and the good guy is surely about to get killed. But it's not just that. The way in which he dies definitely makes me laugh.

      Now I haven't seen Snatch yet, so I don't know whether this is the same scenario or not, but I can tell you one thing: it's definitely not "great knee-slapping hilarious stuff." It's funny, yes, but it's not haha-funny. It's ironic funny, if that makes sense.

      Another thing for me, at least, is that I know it isn't real - it's just a movie. I'm not laughing at the brains and gore, I'm laughing at the manner in which it happened, kinda like a Chris Farley-esque "physical humor" joke. I KNOW death is not funny. I know it. But I still laugh. maybe it's because I've grown up in such a sheltered community..

      just trying to ease your mind on the whole corrupt youth of america topic..

    2. Re:A generation of sociopaths? by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

      Refer to an ancient Brit flick "Kind Hearts and Coronets": "Impatient to become a duke, the ninth in line (Dennis Price) deicdes to eliminate the eight relatives standing in his way in this tart black comedy." Alec Guiness dies 8 quite amusing deaths - and it's in the form of a flashback diary written by a man about to be executed, with an every funnier twist at the end.

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    3. Re:A generation of sociopaths? by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Wile E. Coyote getting flattened was one thing. Brains and gore all over the screen is another. I find it a little disturbing that kids think this is great, knee-slapping, hilarious stuff.

      This is just the clown-falling-over, getting slapped-in-the-face style of comedy taken to its logical extreme. For all the depth these characters are presented with, they may as well be cartoon characters getting safes dropped on their heads, or being blown up by faulty ACME dynamite, or the like.

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  74. it was okay.... by half+clued+aussie · · Score: 1

    Now my favorite movie is Lock Stock, absolutely love it, great dark humor and the story flows and sticks togeather.. Characters have depth and a sence of history. Most of all the violence is there as part of the story.. I really think Guy put out snatch to sell more movie tickets and that it rides on the back of Lock Stock. I think he would have had more success sticking with his original cast, there was no need to bring in the likes of Brad Pitt other then to sell more tickets. I think that all the points that make Lock Stock my favorite movie are missing from Snatch, really quite an unmemorable film. The fact that Guy used the same "Big Chris" character in Snatch was just plain lazy and bad film making, i mean the car door scene is straight out of lock stock except this time its sole purpose was to be violent and to tell us that hey this guy and "Big Chris"... as far as performances go his was the best, but then again he got it down pat in Lock Stock. It'll be interesting to see how Guy Richie takes "Mole" his next crim film staring Modonna, which kinda scares me. I dunno why he insists on dumping very good actors like Dexter Fletcher for his bimbo wife and Brad Pitt. I have to agree with alot of the Poms Snatch was made to sell in America, which is partly why it's a flop, Lock Stock had no hype, and was made to be nothing but a great film, there were no market pressures un Guy as he was basically unknown. I do believe that any attempt to make another Lock Stock will meet with failure like it did with Snatch.

  75. Also has by animallogic · · Score: 1
    Golfie ( famous UK DJ ) appearing as the dude with the dark skin and the blonde hair.

    He's the guy with the people tryin to grab the diamond out of the dog.

    1. Re:Also has by nkg · · Score: 1

      I've not seen the film, but I've never heared of a famous UK DJ called Golfie.

      Do you mean the Drum & Bass DJ/Producer Goldie? Who has stared in a film before, which if I recall correctly was The fith Element?

      Not flaming. Just interested.

    2. Re:Also has by Rip_2632 · · Score: 1

      I think you're thinking of Tricky, NOT Goldie, who was in Fifth Element...and yes, it was Goldie who is in Snatch...

    3. Re:Also has by nkg · · Score: 1

      That's right. Sorry.
      I knew Goldie was in a film.
      A James Bond one if i remeber.

  76. Speakin o' Endings... by ScottBob · · Score: 1
    At least it didn't start in the middle, go to the beginning, then the end, then finish somewhere in the middle like Pulp Fiction did. Even though the plot jumped all over, and some scenes were out of order, the timeline was still reasonably congruent.

    Now if Ritchie really wants to make his mark, he should tackle the one book that reads as crazy as the way Snatch plays out (and is incomprehensible as the Pikeys)- Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon.

  77. The best bits... by Dandre · · Score: 1

    There are several amazing bits to the movie, making it well worth watching.

    First, the editing is fantastic. It makes the movie work, and makes what would be depressing or gory actually hilarious. The editing at the beginning of the movie, where the characters are introduced, is simply one of the best bits of editing I've seen this year.

    Another great bit is Pitt's performance. Although he often has struck me as a bit of a young annoyingly arrogant actor (e.g. I can act b/c I'm cute), he plays the incoherent gypsy who actually is more "with it" than he seems rather well.

    Finally, I recommend seeing it in the theatres, or at least with a large group of people, as it's a film that thrives on the audiences humorous reactions, which are self-reinforcing.

    -dandre

  78. oh no... by athen66 · · Score: 1

    oh no, a bunch of nerds giving their opinion on a movie... what is slashdot coming to?!

  79. 12 Canadian Bucks? by SaXisT4LiF · · Score: 1

    $12 Canadian? Damn, I'm moving.... that's only like 50 Cents in US dollars
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  80. Re:rLowe's Review .... :) by Malcontent · · Score: 1

    Read "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs and you'll understand the concorde flight bit. In that book a character is in a bar in New York in one sentence and in the next sentence he is in london. After a bit the author interrupts his own book and says something to the effect.

    "look if a character is in a bar in one scene and in the next scene he is london, do I really have to tell you that he bought a ticket, drove to the airport, got in a plane, and flew to london?"

    Anyways it's a good book and that bit was either a rip off or an homage.

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  81. brilliant! by sallycinn · · Score: 1

    Snatch is a real little pearl in my book. Loved Lock, stock... and liked Snatch almost as much. The soundtrack alone is a good reason to get excited and if you can appreciate the hilarious black humor of Guy Ritchie then Snatch can't go wrong. A comic look at the east-end punters, loosers and hardcases that makes you feel like your in for the ride! Real fun also to see Brad Pitt playing what he does best.. small weird-looking nutter, 'cause lets face it...he actually isn't good looking...just weird-looking. Vinnie Jones is a source of joy as always.. those of you who aren't into english football might be missing a facet of the cool that is Vinnie but just imagine that man on a premier league football-field...being just about the same as he is in character. Needless to say, he was sent off quite a lot.

  82. Great recent British movies.... by maroberts · · Score: 1

    1) Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
    A gangster movie
    2) Snatch
    A gangster movie
    3) Sexy Beast
    A gangster movie

    Errr...thats it!!
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  83. I f*ck'in 'ate pikies!! by D4MO · · Score: 1

    Brad Pitt does a brilliant scumbag / Irish Knacker. Believe me, they really are that difficult to understand. Being Irish, I was privilaged to be able to actually understand everything he said (but not without difficulty - just like in real life). I saw it in London with my girlfriend and the two of us were lol at Brad and the rest of the cinema were just looking at us!

    By the way, what is it with you amaricans applauding after a film in the cinema. I had the unfortuate experience of seeing Independance Day in the US. Boy was that shite. Everyone stood up and clapped at the end. Bollox.

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  84. Vinnie Jones by tree_frog · · Score: 1

    For those who don't know much about him. Vinnie Jones is an ex UK professional soccer player (Captain of Wimbledon in the "Crazy Gang" years, and captain of Wales) who had a hell of a reputation on the pitch as a bit of a thug. He holds the record for the fastest ever sending off - 5 seconds after the start of the match!

    So, it may be typecasting, but the mere sight of Vinnie as a film character makes one think - hard, mean bloke (if you are a UK viewer).

    As a digression, he was recently asked in an interview whether he ever got in touch with his feminine side. His reply was something along the lines of "Are you taking the piss...I'll fuckin' twat you!"

    Treefrog

  85. A great flick, and another movie suggestion by a1englishman · · Score: 1
    I saw Snatch over the weekend and thought it was brilliant. We don't spend much time with any of the characters, but Richie paints them so vibrantly that what time we do spend really stands out.

    Some scenes are replayed to emphisise the humor, and other scenes are shown out of sequence to build the humor. This is a film about some pretty nasty people and the nasty things that they do, while keeping it upbeat.

    I'd like to throw two more movie suggestions onto the heap, while everyone else is at it: The Englishman is a dark, gritty film about an English thug who comes to Los Angeles to find his daughter, and then his daughter's murderer.

    The second film I would highly recommend is Shallow Grave. Directed by Danny Boyle, the director of Trainspotting, this is a story of greed and how it can twist and corrupt people, even making friends enemies. It's a very dark story, but bloody brilliant.

  86. Re:It's worth it for the same reason Fight Club wa by Herbert+West · · Score: 1

    If you liked Pitt in those movies, I highly recommend that you check out Kalifornia. IMHO, it is by far Pitt's best performance. Besides, it has Michelle Forbes in it, so how can you go wrong :)