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Starting the show off with some cool do-it-yourselfer sorta projects: Diederik Meijer submitted the The Silicon Graphics Refrigerator Project (or: How To Turn a $175.000 High-End SGI Challenge DM Server into a Fridge). Next up, mdaughtrey built a Mechanical Hit Counter jrbx1 sent us a link to an in-dash Atari 2600. Even coolor is that the dash its in is attached to a 1978 volkswagon ;) rednax sent us a review of a kit for adding neon to your PC. If you're not skilled enough to hack how it works, at least you can pretend you're cool and hack how it looks! I Nothing is more dangerous then glewtion's link to a story about a sculpture in england that that worries people since the heat it generates cook fry a bird mid-air. Oh, and I lied: even more dangerous then art is amasci's link to making pet ball-lightning. In your microwave, duh. If you've got some spare time, MxTxL submitted something that we've been seeing more of, email games. This one is battlemail, which apparently is glorified addictive paper rock scissors. f you were an Anime character, here's some helpful hints to keep in mind. Hieronymus Coward sent us a bit about The Drew Carrey Show featuring a 2 minute segment based on the sims. I wonder if they will use the vibromatic bed, actually the next expansion comes out soon (today?) so I probably am gonna have to resurrect my neighborhood sometime soon. Thirsty? Dipfan sent in a story about Coke wanting to put soda fountain style coke in every house right next to the water dispenser. Got Carbonated Milk? Finally for a little random product plugging, Rustin H. Wright found a place selling penguin crossing signs. Finally, anotherone noted that you can use Google in full swedish bork bork chef glory.

155 comments

  1. Who had the Vax Bar? by Plum · · Score: 1

    That thing was pretty awesome! Somebody pop that link back up.

    1. Re:Who had the Vax Bar? by jedwards · · Score: 3

      This one? vaxbar

  2. CmdrTaco goes bankrupt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In A.D. 2001

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    Bankruptcy was beginning

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    00=>00
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    CmdrTaco: What happen ?
    CowboyKneel: Somebody set up us the economy
    CowboyKneel: We get financial report
    CmdrTaco: What !
    CowboyKneel: Main screen turn on
    CmdrTaco: It's You !!
    Creditor: How are you gentlemen !!
    Creditor: All your linux server are belong to us
    Creditor: You are on the way to chapter 11
    CmdrTaco: What you say !!
    Creditor: You have no chance to survive sell your stock
    Creditor: HA HA HA HA ....
    CowboyKneel: Taco!
    CmdrTaco: Sell off every 'thing'
    CmdrTaco: I know what I doing
    CmdrTaco: Sell 'thing'

    1. Re:CmdrTaco goes bankrupt! by HongPong · · Score: 1

      When I saw this i sort of figured a bunch of trolls got together and decided to get it modded up with their scattering of mod points, especially because of the one "informative" point on it. IMHO the tolerance for off-the-wall humor on /. is way too low. way to go, AC man.

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    2. Re:CmdrTaco goes bankrupt! by HongPong · · Score: 1

      Well I'm not sure what the correct course of action is here, but yes I know all about zero wing and all that. It's just that jokes about it usually get modded down as trolls or OT and it must have taken a conspiracy to get it up that high. Yeah

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  3. Oh yeah.. by PHr0D · · Score: 2
    I always knew that art-school was good for something:
    The beam could blind people, set fire to birds, or ignite trees, Merrifield says.
    This is like ants under a magnifying glass to the nth degree!
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  4. Carbonated Milk by dattaway · · Score: 2

    They described carbonated milk was needed, because milk is no longer popular, or uncool. Milk? Are we raising a boneless generation of kids who have no taste? Milk is an essential ingredient that adds flavor to breads, butter for potatoes, etc.

    Why are we giving up on this wonderful juice fresh from the cow's breasts? Are we on the way to consuming sythetic foods?

    1. Re:Carbonated Milk by sulli · · Score: 3

      Milky carbonated drinks have been around for years in Japan. Calpis Soda is yummy, for example.

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    2. Re:Carbonated Milk by gwyrdd+benyw · · Score: 3
      What is worse about carbonated milk is that the carbonic acid completely undoes the good affects of calcium: it is a bone mass depletor (not to mention exceedingly damaging to the teeth).

      References:
      carbonated beverages linked to bone fractures in teenaged girls
      ditto
      an article disputing the above

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    3. Re:Carbonated Milk by Cyclopatra · · Score: 3
      Milky carbonated drinks have been around for years in Japan. Calpis Soda is yummy, for example.

      They're nothing new in the US either, although they've sort of died out with the soda fountain. Now, of course, I can't remember for certain what they were called (egg creams, I think) but I used to love a drink that was made of chocolate syrup + milk + club soda that this 50's style diner served when I was a kid.

      Then again, we can't *really* expect marketdroids to come up with anything new, can we?

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    4. Re:Carbonated Milk by BillyGoatThree · · Score: 2

      I was under the impression that carbonic acid (?) prevented calcium uptake. So it seems like carbonated milk would be counter-productive.
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    5. Re:Carbonated Milk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Calpis Soda was quite recently introduced. Calpis (sans soda), however, has been around since my childhood years. A very sweet drink. It was my favorite drink during the summers, until I became lactose intolerant.

    6. Re:Carbonated Milk by krispi · · Score: 1

      Australia has been importing Japanese Carbonated milks for years, plain or flavoured, a little sweet though. Besides do you really want to drink something that has been pasteurised, homogenised AND carbonated?

    7. Re:Carbonated Milk by cronio · · Score: 1

      98% of your body? If by that you meant "between 70 and 80% of your body", then you're in good shape.

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    8. Re:Carbonated Milk by da5id · · Score: 2

      It must be a communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!

      echo $email | sed s/[A-Z]//g | rot13

    9. Re:Carbonated Milk by The_Messenger · · Score: 2
      The average American drinks more coffee and pop than he does water. Water -- you know, the stuff that makes up some 98% of your body? The stuff you need to live? Damn fools. Little wonder there's so much obesity and ill health.]
      Hmmm, let's look at the list of ingredients in soda and coffee... yep, the first thing listed is water. That probably explains why soda and coffee are, um, wet. Did you have a point, or were you just looking for an excuse to be Health Nazi?

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    10. Re:Carbonated Milk by flink · · Score: 1

      Caffine is a diuretic (sp), it depletes your body of water. eg, When you drink cofee you piss out most of the water you drank.

    11. Re:Carbonated Milk by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
      Hmmm. What if you then drink the piss?

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    12. Re:Carbonated Milk by arivanov · · Score: 2

      It is a very popular misconseption that milk is good for you. This is just bulshit and dairy farmers proapaganda. Go and ask a biochemist how hard it is to digest caseine for a human that is older then 16-18 months.

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    13. Re:Carbonated Milk by StandardDeviant · · Score: 1
      Besides do you really want to drink something that has been pasteurised, homogenised AND carbonated?

      Sure, to get the taste of the vegemite out... ;-)


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    14. Re:Carbonated Milk by ozbon · · Score: 1

      Here in the UK an utterly vile drink was released last year called Rivella, which was based upon milk. Didn't look like it, taste like it, and the advertising was all "But it doesn't look like Milk" and "I can't believe it's milk".

      Frankly, neither could anyone else, and AFAIK it folded and dived into the hole in ground for failed UK drinks (Jolt, Mountain Dew, Tab Clear, so forth, so fifth).

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    15. Re:Carbonated Milk by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
      Well, I say why not both, but for the sake of this discussion, for fun.

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    16. Re:Carbonated Milk by tzanger · · Score: 2

      It is a very popular misconseption that milk is good for you. This is just bulshit and dairy farmers proapaganda. Go and ask a biochemist how hard it is to digest caseine for a human that is older then 16-18 months

      Um... that's why Vitamin D is added? Hello? Get out in the Sun and get some D that way too.

      If you don't believe me, you go ask a biochemist. Milk is very good for you and not just for the calcium. And No, I'm not a dairy farmer or a dairy farmer's propagandist.

    17. Re:Carbonated Milk by Justin+Norman · · Score: 1

      We're still trying to figure out the last part of the message, sir..

      Justin

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    18. Re:Carbonated Milk by rark · · Score: 2

      Vitamin D is added to help calcium absorbtion

      and http://www.notmilk.com

      Though personally I don't give a crap what you drink, I wish that the dairy board weren't so powerful as to get my tax money so that milk drinkers pay less for an animal product (which is more expensive per calorie to produce) while those of us who can't or choose not to (I'm one of the former) drink milk must pay more for substitutes.

      And I wish that 'non-dairy' didn't involve caesin (as I'm violently allergic to it, but it can be added to all sorts of things, including lox, without being mentioned. why? because the dairy board sucks and told the FDA that it was better that way)

    19. Re:Carbonated Milk by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 1
      Heh.

      I recall in Taiwan that there was an ice cream flavored soda. Probably made in Japan, but I can't be sure.

      I also seem to recall that it was supposed to be Neopolitan flavored ice cream. It kind of makes me wonder if the soda was in chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla stripes before I shook it up.

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  5. Physics in a Microwave Oven. by mr_gerbik · · Score: 5

    This proves I am getting a top of the line education at Ohio State.

    Physics in a Microwave Oven

    1. Re:Physics in a Microwave Oven. by fooeyploo · · Score: 3

      I just tried the 1 atm. plasma experiment and it is even better than AOL CD's or pencils. It totally freaked out my wife to boot. I highly recommend trying this.

    2. Re:Physics in a Microwave Oven. by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      I must say, the best stuff on that site was the electro-gravitic research. The plasma stuff was also really cool. This gave me so many ideas for fun backyard projects...

      I wonder if there are CCNRs against UFOs?

      I wonder if there will be in a few weeks?

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  6. Paper Rock Scissors by OdinHuntr · · Score: 4
    Any loyal Brunching fan will realize that the PRS e-mail phenomenon started before this "battlemail" tomfoolery ... check out Roshambo Rampage at the Brunching Shuttlecocks.

    Back home, many an RPS legend has been born out of Roshambo Rampage.
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  7. What I really want... by igaborf · · Score: 5
    "You would have water mixing automatically with the concentrate and then connect it all up so that when you turn on your tap you have Coke at home."

    Have them get back to me when they can mix Bacardi in, too.

    1. Re:What I really want... by dr+bacardi · · Score: 1

      I'm right there with you on that one:)

  8. That carbonated milk.. by PopeAlien · · Score: 1
    The drink, called e-Moo, should be available in supermarkets in the Northeast by June
    ..By which point even small children will be completely sick of the use of 'E' in front of every single new product and marketing device.

    1. Re:That carbonated milk.. by cb0y · · Score: 2

      Sames goes for iCrap and xDude, what next
      y-fronts? oMan , uSuck?

  9. Coke by bobhope · · Score: 1

    I have been wanting coke on tap in my house for years!! Send it on over!

    1. Re:Coke by sulli · · Score: 2

      I think you can order a fountain from your local bottler...

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    2. Re:Coke by geekoid · · Score: 1

      There are home syrup dispensers.
      I think amway sells them.
      Can I come over and show you? ;)

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    3. Re:Coke by ksheff · · Score: 2

      Years ago, my college roommate went to the local Coca-Cola distributor and asked for a tap, a heat exchanger, and paid for a cylinder holding the syrup and one w/ the carbonated water. When he got back to the dorm, he drilled holes in his small refrigerator to pass the lines through, mounted the heat exchanger inside (in the freezer I think), and mounted the tap on the side. The fridge was right next to his recliner, so he could get refills of ice cold Dr. Pepper while watching his TV shows. When the cylinders ran out, he took them back to the distributor and paid for some new ones. I think he's still using it after about 10 years and he didn't have to pay for the tap or any of the other equipment. Just the cylinder refills.

      The idea of having Coke on tap in the home just sounds like a more consumer friendly version of what my friend and unknown number of bars and restaurants have been doing for years.

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    4. Re:Coke by _outcat_ · · Score: 2

      Just curious--how much would it cost to get those cylinders? ;]

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    5. Re:Coke by ksheff · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure. Like the other poster said, it's probably based on an initial deposit plus whatever they charge for the contents. I don't think it was very much. I'll email my friend and ask.

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  10. Challenged... by Boulder+Geek · · Score: 1
    The fridge project reminds me of one of my favorite SGI hacks, the Espressigo. Can't seem to find a picture of one, and I neglected to liberate one of the few existing examples when I had the chance ;-(.

    Oh, and the SGI servers are "Challenged" because they don't have graphics.

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    1. Re:Challenged... by zombieking · · Score: 1

      Click Here. There was an example of the espresso machine on the site.

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  11. Grammar again... by gwyrdd+benyw · · Score: 1
    ...a sculpture in england that that worries people since the heat it generates cook fry a bird mid-air.

    Another shining example of what too much slashdot can do to a mind...

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  12. Whippets, anyone? by perdida · · Score: 1

    Did anybody notice that that microwave plasmoid cooks up nitrous oxide?

    -perdida

    1. Re:Whippets, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It also cooks up Ozone, which is harmful. So you'll catch a buzz, but you will also die. Seems worth it to me.

    2. Re:Whippets, anyone? by gray+code · · Score: 1

      err...i was thinking of rigging one up to my car. Then i could get a performance boost and be able to cook a burrito as i speed down the highway.

    3. Re:Whippets, anyone? by suraklin · · Score: 1

      actually no it does not.

      NO = Nitric Oxide
      NO2 = Nitrogen Dioxide
      N2O = Nitrous Oxide

      Go here for info on Nitrogen compounds
      www.webelements.com/webelements/compounds/text/N /

    4. Re:Whippets, anyone? by MenTaLguY · · Score: 4

      *slaps forehead*

      You fools, this thing produces NO2! That is NOT the same thing as nitrous (N2O). Nasty stuff if you're thinking of inhaling it, and it certainly won't boost your car's performance either.

      Not that I really think inhaling N2O for fun is really that bright an idea either, but good grief man..

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  13. 'Rat' not 'Trash' and 'Buy' not 'by' by bziman · · Score: 1
    C'mon 'Taco the line is "Riff-raff, street-rat; I don't buy that". And anyway, what does the misquoted-disney-musicals dept. have to do with these quickies?

    --brian

    1. Re:'Rat' not 'Trash' and 'Buy' not 'by' by Tofu · · Score: 1

      You are right. I feel silly now that I did not read your post before I made a similar comment. :)



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  14. C'mon everyone.... by pompomtom · · Score: 1

    ...lets make that mech hit counter spin.

    on three...

    one...

    two....

    Buckets,

    pompomtom

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  15. Cooking terminology by s1r_m1xalot · · Score: 1
    ...since the heat it generates cook fry a bird mid-air.

    Is this sort of like stir-frying?

  16. Aladdin by Tofu · · Score: 1

    I thought the song went "riff-raff , street rat"? :)


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  17. Stupid Slashdot by fliplap · · Score: 1

    You know you guys could at least goto the pages and read them before you post these things. For example, the mechanical hit counter. it says right on the guys page that he only has a 144k DSL link. Now how in the name of jebus do you expect his link to support that?

  18. Ooh, I like this! by oooga · · Score: 1

    Daft says: "Teenagers do like to sit down and chat about intelligent things and they need to have somewhere to do that, so it came from that idea.

    Right, teenagers talking about intelligent things. Those brits sure are funny.

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  19. Mirror of the Mechanical Counter: by codewolf · · Score: 4
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  20. Re:Slashdotting .... by UltraBot2K1 · · Score: 1

    We're just providing a free "durability test" for the hit counter.

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  21. 144k for slashdot viewers? by DanThe1Man · · Score: 3
    Next up, mdaughtrey built a Mechanical Hit Counter

    From that page: The video window is updated every 5 seconds so chances are you'll see more than one count if other people are connected. I don't know how many that'll be though since this server is only on a 144K DSL link (thanks Verizon...not).

    Um..144K? Hmm, was putting this page on slashdot such a great idea?

  22. Swedish Chef borkifier by gwyrdd+benyw · · Score: 4

    Swedish Chef translator here!!!!

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  23. Milk-soda?? Old news... by q043x · · Score: 1

    My "uncle Tom" returned from Japan a few years back with a can of "MILK SODA"... sounded disgusting, tasted great. Called "Calpis" (Official Site (Japanese), English Fan Site). It used to come in a white, red and blue slim-n-tall can. 'Wonder if the yanks came up with this "E-Moo" on there own...

  24. THE BIG ONE by autocracy · · Score: 1

    People were so interested in making their own pet plasmoids, they they have succeed in what I believe is the biggest case of the Slashdot Effect ever - WE'VE SLASHDOTTED MEMBERS.NBCI.COM!

    I can't be karma whoring - I've already hit 50!

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    1. Re:THE BIG ONE by autocracy · · Score: 1

      Whoever said they were good? But it's still the biggest Slashdotting ever...

      I can't be karma whoring - I've already hit 50!

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    2. Re:THE BIG ONE by pedro · · Score: 1

      At least they're running *nix, so there's hope.

      HTTP/1.1 302 Found
      Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2001 04:59:18 GMT
      Server: Apache/1.3.12 (Unix)
      Location: http://www.nbci.com
      Connection: close
      Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1

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  25. English Sculpture link by Alien54 · · Score: 4

    The direct link to the site is here. It is called the Sky Mirror. They got photos and everything.

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  26. Douglas Daft by anotherone · · Score: 1
    The guy who wants to put a Coke tap in houses-

    His name is Douglas Daft.

    Douglas... DAFT .

    Heh.

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  27. Mechanical Hit Counter by Controllers · · Score: 1
    Poor guy he has only a 144K connection from Version. Wait till slashdot gets done with that connection. He will not be able to use the internet for hours.

    JNS

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  28. Mechanical hit counter? by TrevorB · · Score: 5

    Geez, I hope this guy's house doesn't light on fire due to the slashdot effect...

    1. Re:Mechanical hit counter? by mach-5 · · Score: 2

      How long before a slashdotter writes a script to ping the heck out of it...oh, already happened, sorry.

    2. Re:Mechanical hit counter? by B.D.Mills · · Score: 2

      The mechanical hit counter is a great illustration of the Slashdot effect. Every 5 seconds, the number goes up by 30 or so each time:

      540905
      540937
      540970
      541000
      541031
      541064
      541096
      541128

      ... so who's pingflooding it?
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  29. Neato.. by soulsteal · · Score: 4

    We can search google using Swedish chef talk. Yet no one can parse the CmdrTaco speak mentioning all these quickies.

  30. Beer Low Indicator Light? by paul7e · · Score: 1

    from the SGI Refrigerator guy:
    >>>The LED's should have been labelled GNDN* but instead I tell people the red led starts flashing when the beer supply runs low. ;-))

    Well, why didn't he rig up a sensor and make that happen? If you're going to use advanced technology, really use it!

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  31. hits by edwarddes · · Score: 1

    well thats gone from 227 hits to a 6 digit number in the past few min... who else has been sitting there ping flooding it?

    1. Re:hits by Timbo · · Score: 1

      The guy that did that must be pretty confused right now if he doesn't read /.

  32. slashdot sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    anyone take a look at today's fortune at the bottom of the page?

    Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. -- Oscar Wilde

  33. Re:Milk-soda?? Old news... by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Calpis is sold in your finer asian shops through out America.
    not to be confused with "Cow-piss", which is sold in you not so fine shops. ;)

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  34. Carbonated Milk by gvonk · · Score: 5

    If we drink carbonated milk, wouldn't we be getting and preventing osteoporosis at the same time???

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  35. plasmoid page without horrible flashing ad frame by trb · · Score: 3

    here's the ball lightning page without the nasty flashing ad frame

  36. The Original Rice Computer by _newwave_ · · Score: 1

    Scroll to the bottom of the page.

    Image is everything...

  37. lighten up by jonbrewer · · Score: 1

    Hey man! Lighten up. I'd say that anyone with half a wit would envy Sweden. So we have fun with the Swedish Chef. He was a muppet! Geez. If there were abundant jobs there I'd say many /. readers would rather live in Sweden than in the US. I know I would.

  38. riff-raff-street-trash? by Elyjah · · Score: 1

    Someone's been watching Aladdin, and not listening to the words...

  39. Drew Carey is a sim by HongPong · · Score: 1
    In a cheap bid for Informative modding up, Hongpong, /. user 226840, noted that the Drew Carey show in question will be on at 8 PM in the Central time zone. That's seven minutes from now.

    In eastern, it will probably at 9 EST, and mountain, 7, and pacific, 8, if i was to guess.

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  40. Poor mechanical web counter by kreyg · · Score: 4

    We're going to melt the thing, cut it out guys. :-)

    First house fire caused by the /. effect. Grim or cool? I can't decide.

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  41. Dear sweet lord... by Gen-GNU · · Score: 2
    From the carbonated milk article:
    e-Moo - a drink for children of an Internet age - initially will be sold in three flavors: Orange Creamsicle, Bubble Gum and Chocolate Raspberry, which will marketed as an alternative for adults. In waiting, are Cookies and Cream and Fudge Brownie if e-Moo is successful.

    Mother of all that's holy...I am going to have to walk past Buble Gum flavored Milk in the supermarket, and not retch. As if life wasn't challenging enough.

    Also, it looks as if the adult flavor is Chocolate Raspberry. Words cannot express my utter revulsion at the concept. Maybe I'm not adult enough (I'm 25), or maybe by adult they mean every 13 year old who thinks they're an adult (hence I'm too adult).

    Either way, I think I'll stick to Coke. At least that way I know I'm being unhealthy, and am not trying to fool myself.

    1. Re:Dear sweet lord... by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      Mother of all that's holy...I am going to have to walk past Buble Gum flavored Milk in the supermarket, and not retch. As if life wasn't challenging enough.

      This stuff was *invented* for drinking while playing RPGs... preferably something like Human Occupied Landfill, Tales of the Floating Vagabond, Teenagers from Outer Space, etc. Here in South Florida, we get wierd Carribean drinks (we think things like Ginger Guava soda are normal), and we've already tried fermented Goats Milk (don't ask) during game night. That plus the occasional order from Japan (If memory serves me right, they already have Carbonated milk there).

      Ye Ghods... Bubble Gum flavored Milk. If only it were caffenated...

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    2. Re:Dear sweet lord... by Royster · · Score: 2

      Also, it looks as if the adult flavor is Chocolate Raspberry. Words cannot express my utter revulsion at the concept. Maybe I'm not adult enough.

      Try a high quality hot chocolate mixed with 2 oz. Chambord (raspberry liquor). That might change your mind.

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  42. Even cooler cases. by Vess+V. · · Score: 1
    Neon lights can have that much cooler of an effect if used inside a completely clear plexiglass, such as this one, which I sighted at a LANparty I was at just a couple of days ago. That pic, however, does not do it any justice -- the lights don't even seem to be on.

    -Vess

  43. Counter Slashdotted but Creator in Good Humor by Lostman · · Score: 4

    I just got the webcam to update the picture and it was up to 303,129 -- attached to the top was a little sign saying "Hellooooo Slashdot!"

    Geez -- seems pretty happy for a guy who now knows that he wont have internet access until sometime tomorrow.. =)

    1. Re:Counter Slashdotted but Creator in Good Humor by Bryan_Crowl · · Score: 2
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    2. Re:Counter Slashdotted but Creator in Good Humor by bolind · · Score: 1

      Here's a nice one, it shows the counter mid-turn, and the "Hellooo Slashdot" sign.

  44. i guess i'm just not good with the 'funny' by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

    You missed the most important line, the one dealing with justice. But what sort of justice is appropriate?

    Peace,
    Amit
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    1. Re:i guess i'm just not good with the 'funny' by red_dragon · · Score: 1

      My thought was "For great economy", but what the heck...

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  45. "Coke space"? by cswiii · · Score: 3

    ...is that anything like "opium den"?

    Moderators: read the article before your greasy little trigger fingers mark this Off-Topic.

  46. Carbonated Milk? by Chmarr · · Score: 4

    Raises some very interesting issues.

    1. The Japanese have had carbonated milk drinks for some time. (And my, do they taste strange or what).

    2. Carbonation creates carbolic acid. Mixed with a alkaline (which is what milk generally is), is going to create some very weird effects.

    3. Saying that milk is outright 'good for you' is just plain irresponsible. Milk contains fat, cholesterol, and lactose, all of which are bad for you in sufficient enough quantities. (But see note below)

    4. They're adding 'crystalline fructose', which is just another way of saying 'sugar' without saying 'Sugar'. Fructose is a simpler carbohydrate than sucrose (which is a fructose/glucose pair), and therefore even more easily absorbed by the digestive system, and turned into fat. We should be aiming for more comples carbohydrates, not simpler.

    However:

    1. It still sounds like a better drink than the soda-pop crap. But, if you want refreshment, drink water. We all need to drink more water. (Apols to those in Dallas, your water sucks, you might as well drink petrol :)

    1. Re:Carbonated Milk? by bornie · · Score: 1

      "3. Saying that milk is outright 'good for you' is just plain irresponsible. Milk contains fat, cholesterol, and lactose, all of which are bad for you in sufficient enough quantities. (But see note below)"

      The same holds for all things. Sufficient enough water will make all your cells explode, sufficient enought air will probably kill you to if handled correctly.

      But i do believe that one can not get to much of me. :)

    2. Re:Carbonated Milk? by Speed+Racer · · Score: 1

      Fructose is a simpler carbohydrate than sucrose (which is a fructose/glucose pair), and therefore even more easily absorbed by the digestive system, and turned into fat.

      You are partially correct. Fructose is a single sugar molecule as opposed to table sugar which is the disaccharide sucrose that is composed of two single sugars, glucose and fructose bound together. Unfortunately, after such a good start, you lose credibility fast. Here is the truth about fructose:

      When table sugar reaches your intestines, the double table sugar, sucrose, is immediately split into its single sugars, glucose and fructose. Almost all of the glucose is absorbed immediately into your bloodstream. In the presence of glucose in your intestines, most of the fructose is also converted to glucose which is rapidly absorbed into your bloodstream.

      Remember, regular table sugar contains both glucose and fructose so most is absorbed and there is very little that remains in the intestinal tract. However, when you take fructose without glucose, the fructose is not converted rapidly to glucose/ and fructose is absorbed relatively poorly into the bloodstream.

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    3. Re:Carbonated Milk? by Chmarr · · Score: 1

      Okay, thanks for the clarification :)

      So, how does the digestive system respond to fructose in the presence of lactose?

    4. Re:Carbonated Milk? by Speed+Racer · · Score: 1

      So, how does the digestive system respond to fructose in the presence of lactose?

      Lactose is also a disaccharide composed of glucose and galactose and is split into the its component sugars by lactase. Assuming you produce lactose in sufficient quantities, the resultant glucose will aid in the conversion of fructose to glucose.

      It is interesting to note that high fructose intake can lead to very similar symptoms to lactose intolerance for the same reason: the sugars are not converted to glucose and absorbed by the blood so they reach the colon where bacteria can ferment them, causing gas and cramps. Probably more than you wanted to know. ;)

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    5. Re:Carbonated Milk? by Chmarr · · Score: 1

      Neat. Now, If I only had mod. points, I'd give you one of mine :)

  47. Re:1978 Volkswagen by um...+Lucas · · Score: 1

    Because the number of 1978 volkswaggons is on the decline, while the number of gas guzzling SUV's has been o na steep incline.

    And I doubt that Explorers, Bronco's, Expeditions, Range Rovers, Land Rovers, etc. etc. etc. get even near 30 mpg... at least, the expedition my boss had hovered around 14 miles per gallon...

  48. "Coke space" by TrollFeeder · · Score: 1
    The way soft drink companies talk about teens, it's like their very existence is a means to an end, the end being the integration of brand X into their lifestyle and their very way of thinking.

    If teens go for the kind of stuff the coke folks are talking about, the human race is in worse shape than I was giving it credit for. A coke tap in the house is a horrible idea.

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    1. Re:"Coke space" by connorbd · · Score: 2

      The coke tap is an odd idea, not really workable the way it's being presented, but it's interesting. The only stipulation I'd have is that you get to buy the tap so you can do whatever you want with it. Somehow I don't seek Coca-Cola being that nice about it, but in theory at least it's not a bad idea, especially if you have an in-house wet bar or something of the sort.

      Now as to how Coke would expect it to be used, I have a *huge* problem with that...

      /Brian

  49. what! by prelelat · · Score: 2

    I wouldn't mind trying that e-milk er what ever it called on my cereal that would be kinda cool. Maybe it will start an urban legand about milk on snap crackle and pop(rice cripsies) cereal. "OH MY GOD HE HAD MILK ON THAT!"

    Though I think that some other contries have a kind of carbonated milk allready. My old math teacher had some from some Asian country I think.(He spent more time talking about it then teaching us fucking bastered ruined my life but the milk and squid was good;)

    -What? E-Moo is that some kinda mailing thing???

  50. Carbonated Milk--Been there, done that. by CapnJ0nes · · Score: 1

    A couple years ago, a couple of my friends in the dorm came up with the same brilliant idea (I imagine one of them, LordSigh (or is he LordFile on here?) will comment on it as soon as he sees it too) and actually *DID* it...

    Basically, what they did was get some powdered milk--you know, you have to add water to it to make it--and instead of using regular water, they used seltzer water. Apparently, the results were NASSSS TEEEEEEEEE, so be careful. Also, there was some question about whether the carbon dioxide would react with the milk and result in lumps of calcium carbonate; not sure what became of that, and I always hated chemistry anyway...

  51. Coke Space by Infosquawk · · Score: 1

    I must say that I think the "Coke Space" idea is a great one. Teenagers do indeed need a place to hang out, and restaraunts, etc., do not fit the bill because you get nudged out after a meal. Libraries require quietude. Parks, okay, but, not enough facilities. If done right (say, w/ computers and books), the "Coke Space" idea could really fly.


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  52. Penguin crossing... by Ravagin · · Score: 2

    In the downtown area of the pseudo-town of Silver Spring, MD (it's sort of spread out all over the place), the penguin is kind of an unofficial mascot. There is a mural outside the Metro station which shows a typical Metro train populated by penguins instead of humans. What's really relevant here is that a couple of the "Pedestrian X-ing" signs in the city show a male figure, a female figure, a child figure and, yes, a penguin (emperor?) crossing the street.

    -J

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  53. Webcam counter here by Bryan_Crowl · · Score: 1
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  54. A bigger, better bird-fryer by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 2
    I can do better than that. I did my thesis observations with a 10m parabolic polished mirror. (Not that there were many birds there to fry.) One of the observing requirements was "never let the sun fall on the dish."

    I also used terminal emulation software on my HP48SX calculator to replace one of the terminals and enter a command to slew the telescope - hence I claim that the Caltech Submillimeter Observatory is the world's largest and most expensive peripheral to a pocket calculator.

    (JCMT next door is bigger - 15m - but has a nifty shield to prevent the sunlight problem, so they get to observe during the day. It isn't just frying the focal point that is a problem - uneven heating warps the dish beyond the fraction of a millimeter tolerence required for using the telescope.)

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  55. Mechanical Hit Counter by EvlPenguin · · Score: 1

    For the people who just have a little webserver on their DSL or cable modem that only maybe gets two or three hits a day, this would be a great little thing to place on top of your monitor or server. While it's a cool idea to have a webcam pointed at it, I'd rather just have one on top of my monitor so I can see a number roll over when someone visits my website.

    I was thinking of doing something similar, just via a diffrent control method. I was going to embed a standard text counter into the main page, and then write a simple cgi script to take the number and output it on the serial port, where it could be interpreted by some kind of simple logic on a PIC Microcontroller, which could power a set of segmented LEDs or an LCD display.

    Hmm.. I just may do that.
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  56. The Slashdot I liked is gone.... by amix · · Score: 1

    Okay, I give up !

    • 2001-02-16 20:33:30 PC Engines open sources 'tinyBIOS' (articles,programming) (rejected)
    • 2001-03-22 21:57:10 Serious PGP security hole discovered ! (articles,Privacy) (rejected)
    • 2001-03-28 18:09:28 The desktop is IN the desk... (articles,amiga) (rejected)

    Can anyone please explain me why these articles got rejected ?

    Why I post it to an article that is about strange "rebuilds" of computers ?

    Because my article (number 3 in the list) I posted yesterday would have fittet exactly in here.

    Hipsamtab1.jpg [50KB]
    Hipsamtab2.jpg [51KB]
    Hipsamtab3.jpg [53KB]

    There is also articles on
    AmigArt
    and
    AmigaORG

    .

    Why does such a popular OpenSource site silence down a post about an OpenSource BIOS ? I mean, yes, there has been some stuff about OpenSource BIOS. But the number of OpenSource BIOS is so small, that any news is good news.
    There is much more OpenSource OS than is OpenSource BIOS, so any chance is a big chance.

    Why not post the security hole in PGP ? (while advertising T-Shirts ironically saying "I read your email" huahuuahahahaha.)

    I give up., I will monitor any reaction, and then I might erase my Slashdor account (have to sleep over it). I get a form letter when contacting the webmaster. I get articles rejected (look at these pics above...I mean, this is really cool ! Much more "Geek" than a lame T-Shirt saying: "You suck!" in binary digits) I get the feeling what else might be withheld from us. Not by purpose, but...

    Hey, anyone ever considered putting up a site, that shows all articles being rejected by the Slashdot Heinis ? Count me in ;-)

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    1. Re:The Slashdot I liked is gone.... by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
      Hey, anyone ever considered putting up a site, that shows all articles being rejected by the Slashdot Heinis ? Count me in ;-)
      Instead, try kuro5hin. It's like Slashdot, expect it doesn't suck ass.

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    2. Re:The Slashdot I liked is gone.... by amix · · Score: 1

      Hi Messanger

      Thanks, I sometimes lurk around on kuro5hin and like it.

      When I came here I was in fear that my post produced a long list of flames (against me).
      I am happy to see only two positive replies,he ! :-)

      But you did not comment on those pics above. ;-)


      amix
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  57. Re:Bill Gates is going to leave us soon! by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
    No. Note these differences.
    Bill Gates, Geek God is
    • skinny,
    • white,
    • rich, and
    • not on death row.

    On the other hand, Bill Gates, Common Criminal is
    • fat,
    • black,
    • poor, and
    • most certainly on death row.

    Now, you know! And knowing is half the battle.


    Sources
    1. Google.com When I searched for "bill gates nazi", I was hoping to find the rather amusing and widely distributed illustration in which Bill Gates' (the rich white guy) head had been superimposed upon Adolf Hitler's body. Instead, I found the photographic composition linked to above, which I think better fits my description of Gates as a "geek god".
    2. Bill's Gates. The proprieter of this fine establishment (which sells a fine assortment of fences, gates, and vibrating plastic dildoes) provided a very interesting anecdote about his dog, Muffy. He also provided a delicious Red Bull/Citron cocktail, which proved essential in completing this research paper.
    3. Slashdot.org. Specifically, the post to which I am responding, which provided the picture of the other Mr Gates, whom I think bears resemblence to the character "Bubba" from Forrest Gump.


    A copy of this paper may be downloaded in PDF format for a small fee at this address.

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  58. That's ancient by Anonymous+Squonk · · Score: 1

    Laverne was mixing Milk and Pepsi on the Laverne and Shirley show over 20 years ago!

    As for me, mother's breast milk stright from the source is the best way to go!

  59. It's a conspiracy. by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

    Those Japanese are out to pollute our precious bodily fluids. Mandrake, they'll stop at nothing until they have contaminated every last American...

  60. MHC: wow. by The_Messenger · · Score: 2
    First off, I'm amazed that it's still possible to view the mechanical hit-counter at all. But it is. Perhaps Verizon DSL isn't that bad after all. (Or perhaps a sympathetic Verizon admin upped his bandwidth. :-)

    Anyway, the MHC made it "hit home" for the first time how truly powerful Slashdot's influence really is. We all know that Slashdot readers can take down a webserver within minutes, but something about seeing the MHC go up 100 hits every five seconds at 12AM EST is really awe-inspiring.

    They don't call it SlashDDoS for nothing. :-)

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  61. Play by mail - when it really was mail by pornaholic · · Score: 1

    Someone I know has taken over the Bloodpit play by mail game. This has been going on for a really long time now, dating to before people had email and it really was play by mail. I suggest if you're into this kind of thing, or want to give it a try, try out bloodpit.

  62. How about Vodka milk? by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

    A buddy of mine was partying with a young punk who knew absolutely nothing about drinking. They had a fifth of vodka and some Country Time to mix it with but no ice. The punk was too impatient to wait for the Country Time to chill in the fridge so my friend jokingly said, "There's some chocolate milk in here." "Well alright, I'll use that." replied the moron. "You don't understand, I'm just kidding.", said my friend. "I don't care, I just wanna get fucked up......Say! This stuff is pretty good!!!!" enthused the idiot. The dumbass puked all over himself twenty minutes later.

    1. Re:How about Vodka milk? by Jerom · · Score: 1

      Uhm,... I drink chocolate milk with vodka all the time. It tastes great (a bit like Baileys really)and I've never been sick by doing so.

      Are you sure you know anything about drinking?

      J.

  63. Re:Thats one intense whipit. by deglr6328 · · Score: 2

    The gas is brown so it's not nitrous oxide(N2O) it's nitrogen dioxide (NO2). looks like there might be enough in that fishbowl to make that whippet your last.

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  64. Not Dead Yet... by Sir_Winston · · Score: 3

    Many cafes still serve "French sodas" which are essentially milk, carbonated water, and a flavoring syrup. Great stuff. My favorite is a Hazelnut French soda. In fact, the Borders bookstore near me serves them, although they have the annoying habit of using Sprite instead of keeping plain carbonated water on tap.

    For a truly strange twist on milk, try making Koumiss (aka kumis, kumiss, or koumis). The Mongols used to make it by filling an animal stomach or bladder with mare's milk, hanging it outside the tent, and allowing it to ferment for up to a month or so. You can make a safer approximation by taking a gallon of 1% pasteurized cow milk, adding a few drops of Lactaid to break down the lactose into something standard brewing yeast can actually convert to alcohol, and a pinch of brewing yeast, and letting it ferment for 2 days. It's not only alcoholic by that point, but also quite fizzy thanks to all the CO2 that's a by-product of the yeast's activities. The alcohol inhibits the milk from souring. It tastes...interesting. Just picture mixing one part Coors Original with two parts milk, and then dropping in an Alka Seltzer. Interesting taste, indeed. ;-) From what I hear, it's popular with some of the SCA type people. But personally, I prefer to brew mead instead. Yummy.

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    1. Re:Not Dead Yet... by connorbd · · Score: 2

      Uhhh... egg creams?

      Milk, chocolate syrup, seltzer, and I believe ice. And I've never even been to Brooklyn...

      /Brian

    2. Re:Not Dead Yet... by Glurfle · · Score: 1

      Are you sure that Borders is actually using Sprite? I used to drink a lot of Italian sodas at Borders when my friend worked there, and the Sprite fountain had a second lever that just dispensed carbonated water without syrup.

  65. Who's being lazy? by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 1

    Let's see, the Atari 2600 has been a game console, a portable game console, and now a dashboard game console.

    What I want to know is, when is someone going to turn it into a web server?

    1. Re:Who's being lazy? by ocie · · Score: 1

      How about a single IC atari system? Then whatever you wanted to use it for, it wouldn't take up much room. Now I don't know how many people would want it to justify building a chip, but it would be a neet project.

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  66. Battlemail cheat by Domini · · Score: 2

    The best way to stop this waste of time, is to introduce this:

    Download and compile this simple C program: bm.C.

    Have fun kids!
    ;)

  67. Re:1978 Volkswagen by ksheff · · Score: 2

    The 1978 VW probably gets better gas mileage than most new SUVs and if properly maintained, should pass inspections.

    Some old cars can get good fuel economy. I was in Sam's Club the other day and for some reason a 'coffee-table' type book about cars of the 1970s caught my eye. It contained ads, magazine reviews, and other stuff for just about every model of car sold in the US during the 70s. While flipping through it, I came upon an ad for a Datsun B210 hatchback. It had an EPA highway rating of 40mpg. Thirty years later, there are only a few cars that can beat that. My Mistubishi econo box doesn't and most cars I've looked at (w/ the exception of VW diesels) average in the high 20s. Most SUV owners can probably only dream of getting 20mpg.

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  68. It works with Drinking glassess too by pngwen · · Score: 1

    The site on the ball lightning seems to indicate that you need a spherical container. I did it with a drinking glass and it worked just fine, my plasmoids where stable for about 1-2 seconds. Very fun, and definitely away to scare my significant other out of her wits. (She followed me into the kitchen when I took a cork and a match and watched in horror)

    Anyway, happy ball lightning!

    -Bob the pngwen

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  69. For fellow Americans- replace . with , in 175.000 by paranormalized · · Score: 1

    I believe that some Europeans use the period as we use the comma... I mean, he consistently uses amounts like X.000 , and there's no reason that I can see to use said amounts if that was a 'traditional' period, used to denote decimal places... after all, who lists prices to a tenth of a cent?

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  70. Too Bad... by Obliqueness · · Score: 1

    There's a lot more to it than that to ensure quality and it has to be a sealed unit so people can't alter the formula to destroy the value of the brand," he said.

    In other words, the mix will be delivered via I.V. drips. Come to think of it, that's not a bad idea. ;) But there's no room to mix the good rum into the mix. Just make sure it's 151.

    And if Coke's so worried about their brand, they can hire the MPAA's legal team for the low, low cost of free syrup, to go bust those evil Coke Hackers that violate their intellectual property with rum.

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  71. Dang it... by Daniel+Rutter · · Score: 1
    ...here's another Slashdot link to a review of a novelty product I reviewed some time ago.

    My review of the goofy PC neon kit also includes a frickin' plasma ball.

  72. Milk or not milk? by timbo_red · · Score: 3
    From the carbonated milk article:
    "we have to say it's a beverage because the U.S. Department of Agriculture has a strict definition of milk."
    What? And that definition doesn't include a Chocolate Raspberry flavour carbonated drink? The commie bastards.
  73. Sculpture Could Save California... by PantherX · · Score: 1
    Why don't they use such mirrors for power plants...


    The way I'm told Nuclear Reactors work is the Uranium or whatever heats the water which makes steam, which turns the turbines, right? Correct me if I'm wrong...


    Who says that about ten of these babies couldn't boil a whole lot of water?


    Yes, there are a whole lot of details to work out, but that's why I'm not an engineer... someone take this idea and run with it already... free power is good power.

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    1. Re:Sculpture Could Save California... by PantherX · · Score: 1

      and if that isn't the way they work, there has to be a way to turn all that energy into electricity.

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  74. Carbolic acid? by Tony-A · · Score: 1

    Carbolic acid is phenol. Nasty stuff. (Substitute OH for H on benzene)
    I think you mean carbonic acid, the stuff that eats limestone.

  75. May I show you a sweet machine ? by olivieradam · · Score: 1

    ftp://de.aminet.net/pub/aminet/pix/misc/Hipsamtab1 .jpg

    great.
    fun.
    beautiful.

  76. laughing gas by DarkClown · · Score: 1

    Hey! That plasomid making thiny makes N2O! Who needs whipped cream?

  77. The best measurement of the /. effect by M_Talon · · Score: 1

    Is anyone measuring any statistics on how many counts/min that counter is going through? :)

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  78. Sky mirror = clean energy by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

    1) How expensive was it to make this mirror?
    2) How much energy does this collect/generate?
    3) Can this be used to power a electricity-generating turbine?
    4) If so, why are we even putzing around with solar cells?

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  79. Swedish Chef (bork! bork! bork!) by sheetsda · · Score: 1
    The Dialectizer has a much cooler Swedish Chef translator, as well as half a dozen others. For example, the following is translated from CNET's front page:
    In hunur ooff Merch medness, ve-a peetted 16 tup cells egeeenst iech oozeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Noo ve're-a doon tu fuoor cumpeteeturs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Check oooot zee loocky soorfeefurs und fute-a fur zee tvu yuoo vunt tu veen. Bork bork bork!
    The original text is:
    In honor of March madness, we pitted 16 top cells against each other. Now we're down to four competitors. Check out the lucky survivors and vote for the two you want to win.
    Classic! :)

    "// this is the most hacked, evil, bastardized thing I've ever seen. kjb"

  80. Soda jerk by Wintermancer · · Score: 1

    Personally, I would welcome Coca Cola to install a soda fountain in my house.

    Yup, put in a CO2 line, tubing, chiller and dispenser in the kitchen. Might as well have one for the bar downstairs as well.

    Then I'll have the ultimate way to dispense my craft (home) brewed beer.
    And have a Coke now and then just so I don't violate the TOS agreements ;-)

    Mmmm...pale ale on tap. I can taste it now....

  81. Coke Space by Richy_T · · Score: 2
    "The unit is trying to define what a 'Coke space' means to a teenager"

    Clearly a place where you can buy hard drugs, tooth rotting soft drinks and small lumps of coal.

    The sad thing is, teens are unsophisticated enough that they won't realise that this is marketing produced by exectly the older generation that it's pretending to rebel against.

    And soda fountains in the house? Wow, the guy has reinvented Soda-Stream but with a water inlet on the side. I think you used to be able to get coke syrup for those as well.

    Rich

  82. Banner ads on quickie links by graniteMonkey · · Score: 1

    One wonders if the banner ads went up only to reap the slashdot effect...

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  83. fun with mirrors by bcboy · · Score: 1

    Dabney house at Caltech used to have (perhaps still has) a parabolic mirror from an old telescope. About 5 feet across. A 2x4 at the focal point at noon would burst into flames immediately. It could melt brick (in a spot about the size of a quarter).

    Very, very dangerous, because you can't see the focal point. If left unattended, people could easily be permanently scarred, or blinded.

    It really gives you appriciation for the energy in sunlight. Makes you want to wear long sleves and sun screen all the time. Maybe stay inside. ;)

  84. *snicker*... by connorbd · · Score: 2

    The SGI fridge is just perfect... the question is, can you keep a Macquarium on top of it or does it get too hot in the back?

    The Coke tap... hmm. First off, I'd buy one as long as I could have my choice of syrups (or perhaps make my own?). Second, carbonated water through pipes is a freakin' silly idea. That's why they have CO2 canisters.

    The rest I haven't looked at yet.

  85. battlemail "exploit" by junk · · Score: 1

    well, after speaking with the battlemail folks (due to some fun i had with their game) it turns out the basis was exactly what i'd been saying for a long time...paper-rock-scissors. anyway on to the "exploit:"

    when you register for the battlemail game you enter your username and e-mail address you want challenges to be sent to, nothing more. so, if you get bored and wanna be up near the top, go surf their web forums, pick a few random e-mails, check for the usernam they fight with in the "league tables" and then sign up as them. send yourself a few hundred/thousand challenges, all using the same combination of attacks and blocks. then, add/remove the software and sign up as yourself. hell, tell them your name is r0y or b0b, they'll love you for that (and wombferret will e-mail me again...asking me to stop). anyway, fight all of the challenges, win perfectly and beat out the top contenders and their stupid little clans (play with spycho30's head, he's fun). and regardless of what anyone on that board tells you, yes...i was the first one to figure that out (it was hard too...took all of about 30 seconds). have fun at their expense, i keep telling them they take it all waaaaay too seriously...just remember to say r0y or b0b sent you.

  86. Not laughing gas by Nonesuch · · Score: 1

    Nitrous Oxide is N2O, the plasmoid in the microwave produce NO2, or nitrogen oxide. Feel free to inhale this gas, but you won't get the effect you were expecting :-)

  87. 'Ball Lightning' works great! by amasci · · Score: 1
    I tried out JL Naudin's "ball lightning" microwave recipe a couple of weeks ago. Very neeto:

    http://www.amasci.com/weird/microexp.html#plasm
    Sprinkle salt on it to create blazing yellow/orange sodium light.

    Hey, the previous link mentions that they drilled a 3/4" hole in the top of the uWave oven and inserted a vid cam. I wonder if a "ball lightning" can exit through such a hole and fly around the room? However, these do seem to vanish instantly when you cut power to the oven. I guess the hole needs to be LARGER... and then make an external chamber from metal screening!

    I see where an Igor would be useful in performing such experiments. Have HIM work with the equipment while the mad doctor stays way over here and turns on the big switch.

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  88. The Cray I already IS a beer cooler. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    The Cray I's cooling system had a void in it that just happened to be the size of a six-pack. The amount of time it took to shut it down, do a part replacement, bring it back up, and check it out, just happened to be the amount of time it took to bring a six-pack from room temperature to "AHHhhh..." temperature.

    The engineers insist this was not deliberate.

    The FE's really didn't care whether it was deliberate or not. But if it really WAS deliberate then it was very thoughtful of the engineers to build in such a moralle-booster for the field staff.

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  89. Almost as good as bowls full of plasma... by amasci · · Score: 1
    Another cool trick was discovered by people on the (now defunct) usa-tesla list. You're familar with those "plasma globe" toys sold by Radio Shack and Spencer's Gifts? Well, the gas partial pressure is not as low as most people believe. In fact, they work fine at ONE ATMOSPHERE. Just inflate a balloon or a plastic baggie with welder's Argon, stick a wire into it, and connect it to a high voltage high-freq AC supply. Insert test-objects and body parts as desired.

    These are a bit more involved than uWave oven tricks since you'd need to build (buy?) a small Tesla coil. Links to a number of schematics and projects are here:

    ONE ATMOSPHERE 'PLASMA GLOBES'
    http://www.amasci.com/tesla/plasplan.html
    For those who haven't tried all the microwave oven tricks yet, definitely try cooking a light bulb. Clear unfrosted 'decorator' bulbs are best. Colored plasma flames! Melting iron filament supports! Beware, it IS possible to explode a bulb if you apply power for more than about five seconds. They don't really "explode", instead I think the red-hot tungsten support wires crack the glass, and the bulb goes poof all over the oven. (Me, I have a couple of huge old 'experiment' ovens bought for $5 at garage sales.)
    UNWISE MICROWAVE OVEN EXPERIMENTS
    http://www.amasci.com/weird/microexp.html

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  90. Sound Mirror by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    The "oops, we fried you" phenomenon of the Sky Mirror is a well-known problem for people constructing solar collectors. They "work" when partially constructed - the amount of heat collected is proportional to the amount of reflective surface that is already installed. They also "work" when not pointed directly at the sun - the focus is just off-center and slightly diffuse. A common accident is to be constructing one outdoors and lean through the effective focus while reaching in to install another segment. Easy way to burn out your eyes, fry your face, and/or set your hair on fire.

    But it works for sound, too.

    Story is there was a building in the industrial park near one of O'hare Airport's runways. The front door was in the middle of the symmetrical building. More than one person died of a "heart attack" at a particular spot on the runway.

    Somebody got to thinking and realized that the front of the building was a parabola, pointed at the runway, and the magic spot on the sidewalk was the focus of the parabola. If you happened to be standing there when a jet on takeoff went by with engines at full thrust, all of the kilowatts of sound that hit the front of the building would be focused on you for an appreciable fraction of a second. Very much like being at the center of a bomb.

    Oops!

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  91. Oops! Meant "sidewalk" by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    The front door was in the middle of the symmetrical building. More than one person died of a "heart attack" at a particular spot on the runway.

    Oops. I meant "at a particular spot on the walkway to the building's door.

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  92. Re:DANGER WILL ROBINSON by amasci · · Score: 1
    "Debunkers" imagine that theory trounces experiment. But science is based on reality, where experiments trounce theory! If you actually PERFORM the microwave oven bowl 'o plasma experiment, IT WORKS!

    So does this mean that everything else on his 'antigrav' website must be valid? By Debunkers' logic yes, since they believe that the truth of any detail must apply to the whole (i.e. if one small section is truth/garbage, the WHOLE WEBSITE must be truth/garbage as well.)

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  93. re: Parabolic Mirror art by cr0sh · · Score: 2

    Some people have asked why we don't generate energy with one of those things. Well, we don't use a single parabolic mirror, because it is hard to build a very large one. Instead, we use multiple mirrors all angled toward a focal point, like this:

    Solar Power Tower

    While the website says that it is in use, the last few times I have driven by on (on my way to my parents house in Bako), it hasn't been exceptionally bright. I remember it in the late 80's, early 90's, the top of the tower looked like it was white hot (at the focus), and when they would move the mirrors away, above the tower, you could "see" a spot of "boiling" air - it looked like the wavyness you see rippling off a hot car, from the heat refraction, but hovering at a point in mid-air. Very impressive shit.

    That's not all, though - want to build such a device yourself, for cooking perhaps? Check this...

    Still not enough? Want to build a "real" solar furnace?

    Go here!

    Have fun, and don't burn yourself!

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  94. More on the Solar Tower by cr0sh · · Score: 2

    Hate to reply to myself:

    DOEs Concentrating Solar Power Program

    More info on Solar 2

    Hmm, maybe it is still operating, and I haven't passed by on the right days?

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  95. Re:No, Kuro5hin is worse.. by amix · · Score: 1
    Hi Bowie,

    Now I came across your name the third time on the net !

    First time was on Aminet ;-) I have some of your Gfx installed on my local disk. I do not use them, but they are so nice, that I never could erase them. (they're in my brush: dir ;-))

    You still own an Amiga ?

    amix
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