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1st Cup Of Coffee: Hardening Your Arteries

mikewhittaker writes "A recent article on The Times refer to a report which indicates that the intake of caffeine from a single coffee can have adverse effects on your arteries and heart." Actually, it goes so far to say that the first cup of coffee is the worst. Of course, basically, anything you do is bad for at some level, so I guess it's choosing your poisons.

304 comments

  1. uuuhhhh.... by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    slow day?

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  2. So what they're saying is...... by Vic · · Score: 1

    The more coffee you drink, the less dangerous each cup is. Therefore, drinking more coffee is even better for you.

    Drink up. Yiiiiipppeeeeeee!!!!! ;-)

    -Vic

    1. Re:So what they're saying is...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then, I will just skip the first cup and start each morning with the second cup.

    2. Re:So what they're saying is...... by nailerr · · Score: 0

      Well I dont like coffe as such, but the amount of caffine in my blood dictates that my "first cup" is normaly about 5 months apart. This is not because I drink caffine so infrequently but because I am ULTRA caffinated! 200mg tablets with a diet cola often gets me going for the day, at bout 7am. Every had caffine withdrawal that reminded you of the film "Train Spotting?". Aint nice ;)

      Hard arteries? Sounds like being temporeroly invunrable to me! ">IDKaFfineA"

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  3. Easy fix by geophile · · Score: 5, Funny

    So skip the first cup of coffee and go right to the second.

    1. Re:Easy fix by Uruk · · Score: 2

      Yeah...as if people are going to stop drinking coffee because of news like this.

      They should have had a different headline:

      "THIS JUST IN - THING PEOPLE ENJOY IS ACTUALLY BAD FOR YOU"

      If that headline was used, we could all bitch about how this is a repost. How many times have you seen a story like that before? (millions) How many times has a story like that affected people's behavior? (long, awkward silence)

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    2. Re:Easy fix by Omerna · · Score: 2

      Or drink one small cup of coffee, and make up for it with 3 later.

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    3. Re:Easy fix by babbage · · Score: 2

      ...and while you're at it, save yourself the fifty cents (four dollars if you're at Starbucks) and go right to the refills, too. Saves both your heart *and* your wallet! :)

  4. Yet Another Caffeine Study by javaDragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They did it again ! Sometimes the study says "cofee bad", the next day another one claims "coffe good". With so many divergent results, how can one still trust any of those studies ?

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    1. Re:Yet Another Caffeine Study by Flabdabb+Hubbard · · Score: 1, Interesting
      It doesn't really matter. The coffee will not kill you before you have had at least a chance to reproduce. Hence from a strictly biological perspective it is not 'bad' for you.


      In fact, it is only bad for you if you think a few extra years of alzheimer's and incontinece in your twilight years is something to look forward to. Personally, I'd rather continue drinking coffee and die a couple of years early. Not a big deal.

    2. Re:Yet Another Caffeine Study by The+Pim · · Score: 3
      Sometimes the study says "cofee bad", the next day another one claims "coffe good". With so many divergent results, how can one still trust any of those studies?

      Did you actually read the studies? Or did you just read the sensational news headline? I'm fairly confident that none of the studies said "coffee bad" or "coffee good".

      You know this, of course, yet you still find it funny to mock the science. This anti-intellectual attitude is the reason that science coverage is so brainless.

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    3. Re:Yet Another Caffeine Study by Hobobo · · Score: 1

      Thank you for saying something logical. I also hate it when people who don't read studies mock them or think they are smarter than scientists.

    4. Re:Yet Another Caffeine Study by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1
      They did it again ! Sometimes the study says "cofee bad", the next day another one claims "coffe good". With so many divergent results, how can one still trust any of those studies ?

      Nothing inconsistent there. Just drink the coffe and skip the cofee.

      Sorry, couldn't resist. I'll go away now.

    5. Re:Yet Another Caffeine Study by Kenyaman · · Score: 1

      This anti-intellectual attitude is the reason that science coverage is so brainless.

      Or.... Scinece coverage is so brainless it leads to an anti-intellectual attitude.

    6. Re:Yet Another Caffeine Study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what do you expect from a java monkey?

    7. Re:Yet Another Caffeine Study by de+Selby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Or.... Scinece coverage is so brainless it leads to an anti-intellectual attitude.

      Exactly. Real science has margins of error, some meekness, and a little recognized uncertainty.

      But, science reporting in the major news channels strips this away and just reports "Scientists just discovered how it is!" It sounds too sure, and it is.

      When the results are improved it's "Scientists just discovered a better just how it is!"

      When the results of some study are reversed, or a different scientist finds differing results or even something that might look contradictory, it's "Scientists were wrong about how it is. Now really sure this time."

    8. Re:Yet Another Caffeine Study by GearheadX · · Score: 1

      Just goes to show you. There are lies, damn lies and statistics.

    9. Re:Yet Another Caffeine Study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yeah. And the silly thing is is that if they were studying just coffee they were studying the effect of over 100 chemicals mixed together on the body. A much better study would have narrowed down the object under study to at least the caffeine family of molecules or the kinds of caffeine found in coffee. Considering the variations in the constituents of the drink called coffee, it's probably not a stretch to say their study probably is meaningless in having any conclusive effect. And did these British guys see some reason not to extend their study results to tea per se? Perhaps trying to protect the reputation of a trade done at home?

    10. Re:Yet Another Caffeine Study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of them even manage to spell "coffee" wrong, twice, two different ways, in the same sentence! With so many divergent spellings, how can one still be sure that it's -possible- to master the English language?

  5. Glad I switched! by pgpckt · · Score: 5, Funny

    a single coffee can have adverse effects on your arteries and heart.

    Whew. That was close. Glad I switched to espresso!

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    1. Re:Glad I switched! by hound3000 · · Score: 1

      Or this tasty cappuccino, loaded with sugar!

    2. Re:Glad I switched! by Optic · · Score: 1

      Mmm.

      I just used the money I earned with coffee-powered programming to buy a Rancilio Silvia.

      And I'll just skip the first cup of coffee every day. Problem solved.

    3. Re:Glad I switched! by jfdouble · · Score: 1

      Glad I switched to espresso!

      Actually, espresso is healthier! You can see at David Schomer's Caffeine Study that espresso has less caffeine than regular coffee.

    4. Re:Glad I switched! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better make it a double.

    5. Re:Glad I switched! by hanwen · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, espresso is healthier!

      Actually, coffee beans contain one the most cholesterol-raising chemicals known to man. It is a fatty substance which is normally trapped in the paper filter. Unfiltered coffee, especially hose made under pressure (espresso) contains these chemicals raising cholesterol levels. See here for example.

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    6. Re:Glad I switched! by ThePixel · · Score: 1

      I just used the money I earned with coffee-powered programming to buy a Rancilio Silvia [1st-line.com].

      this makes me think... I should have a t-shirt made that says "Caffeine Inside" heheheheh

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  6. Get your caffeine somewhere else! by sachachua · · Score: 3

    I'm not a coffee drinker - it's too bitter (even mocha tastes weird) and I haven't gotten used to it yet.

    I like chocolate. Chocolate's great. The sugar'll probably be Very Bad for me later, though. No win.

    What about tea?

    1. Re:Get your caffeine somewhere else! by motox · · Score: 1

      too bitter ? ehhehe ever thought about putting sugar in it ? :)

    2. Re:Get your caffeine somewhere else! by Erbo · · Score: 3, Interesting
      For that matter, what about Penguin Mints? Or Coke? Or all that other caffeinated stuff?

      I'm wondering if the study's confusing the effects of caffeine with the effects of all the other alkaloids and stuff present in coffee. If they're not, boy, am I screwed :-).

      Eric

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    3. Re:Get your caffeine somewhere else! by Malc · · Score: 1

      "What about tea?"

      Hmmmm, the way I make my tea it's pretty damn bitter. Some days I forget I left a cup steeping and when I come back to it 30 mins later I have to whip the bag and re-heat it in the microwave. It's enough to make most people's gums shrivel back from their teeth! Hmmmm, tannin! If you're in the US, don't try this with the de facto Lipton tea as it will always taste bad and weak no matter how many bags you use or how long you leave it.

    4. Re:Get your caffeine somewhere else! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those super minty tablets are slowly eating away at your gums. Coke is eating away at your teeth. At least caffeine is only causing heart palpitations.

    5. Re:Get your caffeine somewhere else! by simetra · · Score: 1

      Actually, the caffeine content of other things, like chocolate, tea, caffeinated mints, etc., is an extremely small amount compared to a good cup of coffee. Even Mountain Dew, or Jolt, contains way, way less caffeine than a good cup of coffee.

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    6. Re:Get your caffeine somewhere else! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      At this point, I believe it's incumbent upon you to actually define what you mean by "a good cup of coffee".

      We have labels that we are supposed to stick on pots of coffee that we make here at work. Time of day, type of coffee, that kind of thing. I find that the pots I most frequently brew and label have "tar" written on them.

    7. Re:Get your caffeine somewhere else! by Owen+Lynn · · Score: 1

      Tea (the green variety) is supposed to be better for you. Something about natural antibiotics or something like that.

      The big problem I have aganist it, is that it takes TWO cups of tea, to get the effect of ONE cup of coffee. Frankly, my bladder isn't big enough to hold that many cups of tea.

      And the caffeine in tea is chemically different - it comes on slower than the caffeine in coffee.

    8. Re:Get your caffeine somewhere else! by Malc · · Score: 1

      "Something about natural antibiotics or something like that"

      Anti-oxidants perhaps? Otherwise the doctor would prescribe tea instead of penicillan!

    9. Re:Get your caffeine somewhere else! by uchian · · Score: 1

      Damn, I so can relate to that. I started having my tea black & no sugar simply so that I eliminated to possible steps of forgetting I was making it.

    10. Re:Get your caffeine somewhere else! by MrCreosote · · Score: 1

      what about chocolate coated coffee beans?

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    11. Re:Get your caffeine somewhere else! by noc · · Score: 1

      Given that they're describing the (already known) physiological effects of caffeine, I bet they're talking about the effects of the caffeine. FWIW, there are also a fair amount of anti-oxidents in (fresh) coffee; so it (might) reduce (slightly) your risk of cancer (provided you stay hydrated).

  7. Better beverage... by nivelo9 · · Score: 1

    That's why I drink tea!
    Besides, I can't stand the taste of coffee, unless diluted (like a coffee coolatta, etc).
    *BLEGH*

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    1. Re:Better beverage... by camusflage · · Score: 2

      Unless you're talking herbals, tea is equally, and in some cases, even more, potent as coffee.

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    2. Re:Better beverage... by faster · · Score: 1

      Yes, tea has more caffiene than coffee, but it also has some other chemicals that are a sort of natural muscle relaxant. So it's more balanced than coffee.

      I drink both, but I like coffee better.

    3. Re:Better beverage... by Malc · · Score: 1

      I can't remember the name of the chemical, but (black??) tea also contains small amounts of a caffeine-like stimulant that is much more potent. As far as I know, all teas also contain something that is good (relaxing) for your stomache, unlike coffee which tends to be more of an irritant.

    4. Re:Better beverage... by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Which is why tea is called tea and everything else is more appropriately labeled as an herbal infusion ;-)

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  8. addictive qualities by fetta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's easy to test out the health effects of caffeine - just give it up for a month.

    Every 6 months or so, I quit caffeine cold turkey - no soda, no coffee, etc. The first 3-4 days are miserable - headaches, fatigue, etc. After that I start feeling much better, sleeping better, having more energy, etc. It's pretty clear that I feel better and healthier without that morning copy of coffee.

    Of course, then some deadline pops up and I'm back to drinking 2 cups of coffee and a six pack of diet coke per day. What drives me nuts is that I know better - I've been through this cycle at least 5 times. Thanks God I never started smoking! If I have this much trouble giving up caffeine, I can't imagine what nicotine would do to me.

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    1. Re:addictive qualities by WildBeast · · Score: 1

      I drank so much soda that I became allergic to it, but did that stop me? No

    2. Re:addictive qualities by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 1

      I've been off caffeine for over 5 years, and it's worth it. It's not so hard to avoid if you just pay attention.

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    3. Re:addictive qualities by savaget · · Score: 1
      I have about 15 years of heavy coffee drinking behind me. During the last 5 years I would also go cold turkey and feel much better, then I would fall off the wagon then go right back to 8 to 10 cups(mugs) a day.


      Well 3 weeks ago, I suffered a mild heart attack(MI) and that has scared me away from cafeine for good. From now on I am not listening to either the good stuff or the bad stuff about cafeine, I am just quitting. You just have to go with what you believe and not with the latest "Report".

    4. Re:addictive qualities by Malc · · Score: 1

      Ahhhh, you get to enjoy your caffeine every 7 mos! Most people have to drink a caffeinated drink just to over-come caffeine withdrawal and don't really gain benefits from it.

    5. Re:addictive qualities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what happens to me every time I move home from college. Free of the near-limitless supply of Mountain Dew from my school's meal plan, the caffeine intake drops off dramatically.

    6. Re:addictive qualities by ChaseTec · · Score: 1

      For me caffeine was worse. I smoked for about 5 years. I've never been big into coffee but I was a big Mountain Dew freak. I got moody when I quite smoking. But the caffeine headache was just terrible I couldn't think straight for over a week. It's a good thing I was only working in PC repair at the time.

      I also added the calories up from the amount of Dew I was drinking, if I remeber it was 1800 a day.

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    7. Re:addictive qualities by Van+Halen · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I can attest to this. I went completely without caffeine for about 13 months somewhere in '98-'99. I wasn't nearly as addicted as a lot of people here are, I'm sure, so it was really no big deal as far as missing it. But I noticed the same thing - I just felt better all around, despite the fact that I wasn't really living any healthier in other respects (exercise, diet, sleep, etc).

      Unfortunately, even for someone like me who doesn't have to have it every day, it's all too easy to get back into it. I broke the streak not because I really wanted a caffeinated beverage, but because I felt like 13 months was long enough. I still don't drink much caffeine in general, but no longer going for the streak meant that the door was wide open for the occasional binge when not getting enough sleep. The last two weeks are a prime example - a busy time at work plus moving to a new apartment mean not much sleep. I'm on my 4th Mountain Dew of the day as I type this and I don't feel that great. My brain may not be nodding off to sleep, but my body, and especially my heart, feels like crap.

      A day or two without caffeine and I'll be feeling much better...

    8. Re:addictive qualities by Christopher+Bibbs · · Score: 2

      My wife made me give up caffine once. Two weeks and I didn't notice a thing. No headaches, dizzyness, cravings, etc. Just got annoyed because avoiding caffine is like dodging taxes. You can do it for a little while, but eventually you slip.

    9. Re:addictive qualities by dragons_flight · · Score: 2

      I used to be really big on drinking caffeine, a good deal from soda but some other stuff as well.

      It got to the point where withdrawl headaches and weakness would kick in if I hadn't had any for only 6-8 hours. At about this point I decided it was nuts and started cutting the stuff out. After a several weeks with no caffiene I realize that I could no longer tolerate the stuff. I don't know if it's a allergy or what, but now having a single Coke is enough to give me a headache.

      When your body starts getting ill every time you have caffiene (and I don't mean withdrawl, I mean shortly after consumption), that's a pretty good incentive to stop using it. After several years it doesn't seem like much of a loss.

    10. Re:addictive qualities by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      No chocolate? chocolate has caffeine

      http://www.choco.com/faq.html#Section_3.4

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    11. Re:addictive qualities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since we're all sharing... A few years back I quit smoking, only to start drinking huge amounts of caffeine (coke and coffee, not at the same time.) The caffeine and morning withdrawals messed me up so much I almost started smoking again. Finally I started having stomach problems from the caffeine and acid. To this day I still don't know what I was thinking, only that I needed a crutch to get over the nicotine.

    12. Re:addictive qualities by ConsumedByTV · · Score: 2

      Well I am straight edge (no caffeine either) and vegan. Try that ! :)

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    13. Re:addictive qualities by mimbleton · · Score: 1

      Hell, I don't get that supposed caffeine addiction.
      I had hard time during first couple of weeks after quitting smoking ( 10 years smoker) but I haven't even noticed when I stopped dirking coffee.

    14. Re:addictive qualities by Antipop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can attest to this. I recently became straight edge [poisonfree.com] and decided to give up caffeine. The first few days I had headaches and that kind of thing. It's been 3 weeks and I feel so much better. I used to have so much trouble getting up and getting ready for school but now I can wake up and do what I need to, I don't stumble around for the first few hours until I get a Coke in me. I can concentrate better in the morning, I sleep better, I can wake up, and I've got more energy. It's deceptive how much of an impact caffeine can make on you because you don't really think about it. I encourage everyone else to give it up for a few weeks, you'll feel much better.

    15. Re:addictive qualities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really know what straight edge means?

    16. Re:addictive qualities by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I just stopped drinking Mountain Dew cold turkey last week and I know your pain. I had about a 2 liter/day "habit", and I've been one mean, headachy sonofabitch lately. Can't help it though. Next on the list is to stop smoking cigs. Wish me luck.

      Jaysyn

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    17. Re:addictive qualities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my deepest condolences....

    18. Re:addictive qualities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really know what straight edge means?

    19. Re:addictive qualities by ConsumedByTV · · Score: 2

      As a matter of fact I do. No sex is the hardest thing to stick to for me.

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    20. Re:addictive qualities by flink · · Score: 1

      Straight Edge In Your Face

      XXX

    21. Re:addictive qualities by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      is that how much is in a 2 liter, or what?

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    22. Re:addictive qualities by zpengo · · Score: 2

      Well I'm Mormon (no coffee, tea, cigarettes, alcohol or premarital sex). Try that! :)

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    23. Re:addictive qualities by sconeu · · Score: 2

      I was down to less than a cup per day at my last job, and then I changed jobs...

      My new company runs on caffeine and sugar (and Thai food). I'm back up to two per day.

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    24. Re:addictive qualities by ConsumedByTV · · Score: 2

      I have and I do that. However part of being straight edge is THINKING!

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    25. Re:addictive qualities by Frijoles · · Score: 1

      I did the same thing. Stopped my intake of caffeine cold turkey. This was about three years ago. I also feel better and sleep better. Unfortunately, I still have cravings. It's difficult being in the IT field and not drinking caffiene. I had to request management to order Sprite for the vending machines at work since everything else was loaded with caffeine (which they happily did). I also noticed that instead of three cans of Mt. Dew a day, I had to switch to 5 or 6 cans of Sprite for the first few months. Now I'm down to 2 cans and trying to get up the nerve to stop drinking carbonation.

      Anyway, no real point. I was just rambling.

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    26. Re:addictive qualities by Dr.+Sp0ng · · Score: 2

      Well I'm enjoying life. Try that!

    27. Re:addictive qualities by Nova · · Score: 1

      I'd like to wager that the amazing amount of sugar present in that much mountain dew played a big role too.

      I gave up basically everything to drink besides water (mostly for health reasons), at first I missed the soda, milk, juice. Now I could care less, I love water. Call me crazy... :)

    28. Re:addictive qualities by IronChef · · Score: 2


      I have given up on trying to cut out caffeine.

      problem 1: it is everywhere.

      problem 2: it is in all kinds of tasty things I don't want to give up. (I LOVE Coke. A fresh 2L bottle of Coke at 34F, a lime and a chilled glass... Yum. I am 30 and I love Coke as much as any kid ever could.)

      problem 3: I don't like the taste of decaf sodas.

      problem 4: I can tolerate the taste of Diet Coke, but all NutraSweet drinks knock me out. A Diet Coke has as much of an effect on me as a beer. That's no good.

      In the end, my drink of choice is iced tea. I love it. Most varieties have caffeine, but I would rather drink something with caffeine and no calories than something with calories and no caffiene. Don't want to get hugely fat.

      There are some good decaf teas, too. Constant Comment decaf makes an excellent iced tea. That's what I drink at home most of the time, but I don't make caffiene avoidance a major part of my lifestyle.

      I'm rambling. Need some caffiene. ;)

    29. Re:addictive qualities by MrCreosote · · Score: 1

      I tried giving up caffeine, but I found it made all the people I associate with really irritable and hard to deal with.

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    30. Re:addictive qualities by hugg · · Score: 2

      What I say to those who give up the magical serum without a fight...

      LIES! LIES! LIES!!!!!

      Kerouac wrote On The Road on *coffee*, not bennys (as is popularly believed).

      Ask Mr. Knuth about his drug of choice... :)

    31. Re:addictive qualities by Bongo · · Score: 1

      It's easy to test out the health effects of caffeine - just give it up for a month.

      Every 6 months or so, I quit caffeine cold turkey - no soda, no coffee, etc. The first 3-4 days are miserable - headaches, fatigue, etc. After that I start feeling much better, sleeping better, having more energy, etc. It's pretty clear that I feel better and healthier without that morning copy of coffee.

      Yeah, in my own personal experience (ie. not something I read in a book) this is true for me also. I started drinking (coffee, tea, alcohol) in my 20s, and now, at 31, I have noticibly poorer circulation, headaches, and mild anxiety. (I used to only get headaches when I was ill).

      I stopped drinking coffee for a month, and woke up one day wondering why I was feeling so good.

      Coffee used to be called the "devil's drink"... Anyone who wants to improve their productivity can get more exercise and go to bed early (so you can wake up early). The brain benefits from the health of the body, and deep sleep clears the mind psychologically, so you're ready to focus on thinking solutions early in the morning.

      Give up coffee, and take up Hatha Yoga. Your body deserves every kindness.

    32. Re:addictive qualities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this was really funny!!!! gee...I guess I was the only one who got it.

    33. Re:addictive qualities by Gryphon · · Score: 1
      Are you a just a 1st level Vegan, or a 5th level?

      What's that? You do eat things that cast a shadow?

      Shame on you!

    34. Re:addictive qualities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now thats just getting stupid!

    35. Re:addictive qualities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Chocolate...its got caffeine too

    36. Re:addictive qualities by fetta · · Score: 1

      Give up coffee, and take up Hatha Yoga. Your body deserves every kindness.

      I have to agree - Hatha Yoga is just the ticket. I don't do it often enough, but when I make it to class 3 or 4 times in the same week, I always say to myself "wow - that feels great - I should do this more often". Of course, then I get busy at work and start hanging around the coffee urn. :-(

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    37. Re:addictive qualities by ConsumedByTV · · Score: 2

      LOL. You are a funny person.

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    38. Re:addictive qualities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    39. Re:addictive qualities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not enough just to quit, though. You must make a list of all those whose lives you have harmed while caffeine ruled your life, and wherever possible you must make amends to them.

      Also, stand up and tell lots of funny, self-effacing stories at meetings.

    40. Re:addictive qualities by Xenna · · Score: 1

      I hate "me too" posts, but I'd like to say I had exactly the same problem (as far as the withdrawals are concerned). I drank a lot of coffee during weekdays and not quite as much during the weekends. As a result I had a headache almost every weekend.

      Since I stopped altogether (I do drink decaf occasionally) these headaches have almost stopped. (not entirely, perhaps there's some other factor as well). Apparently some people are hypersensitive to the stuff...

      Regards,
      Xenna

    41. Re:addictive qualities by Luyseyal · · Score: 2

      I found the difference to me was that I was not getting enough water when I drank soda. So now, I just have a large cup of coffee in the morning and drink water or juice all day. I feel good physically except I don't get enough sleep. But that's a scheduling problem, not an insomnia problem anymore. -l

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  9. Shame by mwillems · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is rather a shame that society (North American society) is so obsessed now with risk aversion!

    Everything we do has good and bad affects. Coffee makes you feel good but shortens life. Good choice for each to make. Wine lessens cardiovascular degeneration but increases the chance of liver ailments. Flying gets you tere quickly but you can fall. Peanuts are wholesome food but can kill one in a million. In the USA, only the negative part of each of these equations is being seen. Playgrounds have no swigs here anymore becuase they too can be dangerous.

    Well, I for one will not worry. I make my own choices. I take calculated risks. I am aware that it all ends in tears anyway: no-one lives over 110 years and anyway, by 80, half of us have Alzheimers. Best enjoy the three score years and ten I'd say.

    Would talk more but must be off for a coffee.

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    1. Re:Shame by mz001b · · Score: 1
      Well, I for one will not worry. I make my own choices. I take calculated risks. I am aware that it all ends in tears anyway: no-one lives over 110 years and anyway, by 80, half of us have Alzheimers.

      I sure hope you are not using non-dairy creamer in your coffee--the aluminum in that may increase your risk for Alzheimers.

    2. Re:Shame by friday2k · · Score: 2

      I couldn't agree more with you. Being German and having moved to the US, I observe several things. Americans are "Pseudo Health Fetishists". Everything is fat-free, low-fat, diet or whatever. People are always buying all this stuff but then eat for lunch a nice, Big Mac meal at the McD around the corner. But it comes with a Diet Coke. Phhhhh ... As you said, everything has adverse effects. Coffee, Alcohol maybe even milk. But, as long as you do all of this in reasonable portions it helps you living a joyful life. And life is too short anyway. If you take all the joy out of living your life and consuming things that make you happy, what is the point in maybe living a year longer. Oh, btw, you still might get hit by that car with the drunken Cop at the wheel. Oh, never mind, that only happens in New York ...

      When I was 15, I wanted to be 16 so I can drink beer (legally) like the "big guys". When I was 16, I couldn't wait to be 18 and have my own car. Then it was time to get 19 and finish high school. And then, be 24, finish your studies. Then again, get older to gain responsibility and make things happen in the job. Now I am there and want to be back at the beginning again ...

    3. Re:Shame by sisukapalli1 · · Score: 1

      Here's a take on "good but bad things in life"...

      Fellow goes to a doc who says that he's going to die in 6 months. The fellow, concerned, asks if he can prolong his life. The conversation goes as follows:

      Doc: do you have frequent sex?
      Fel: Yes
      Doc: No more sex for you

      Doc: Do you drink?
      Fel: I enjoy it a lot
      Doc: No more drinking for you

      Same goes for good food, coffee, and reading /.
      Finally, the fellow asks the doc how much his life span will be increased by these sacrifices:

      Doc: No, it won't increase your lifespan, but your life will seem much longer.

      S

    4. Re:Shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't agree more with you. Being German and having moved to the US

      God, why the hell did you move here??? You gave up some freedom but hey, at least the people are morons!

    5. Re:Shame by Malc · · Score: 1

      Just wondering what they used to swig in the playground that was so dangerous? ;)

    6. Re:Shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So too may the aluminum in deodorants. Not that *real geeks* risk anything from that method of aluminum absorption.

    7. Re:Shame by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      Well, I for one will not worry. I make my own choices. I take calculated risks. I am aware that it all ends in tears anyway: no-one lives over 110 years...

      And a century ago, what was the average life span? 35? 40? Now it's what, 70? 80? One reason we're living longer now is because the general public has been made aware of what is "bad" for your body.

      Granted, the media is overly negative, but that's what sells papers.

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      "And like that ... he's gone."
    8. Re:Shame by dachshund · · Score: 1
      I am aware that it all ends in tears anyway: no-one lives over 110 years and anyway, by 80, half of us have Alzheimers

      Of course, imagine what 50 or 60 years of intensive medical research might do for this situation. By 2050 or so, lifespans might average 140 years and Alzheimers might be a thing of the past. Wouldn't do to die of a heart attack in 2035, would it?

    9. Re:Shame by Shiska · · Score: 1, Funny

      I guess the aluminum bowl I smoke my crack in isn't helping either. Or all of that black soot in my lungs. Fuck.

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    10. Re:Shame by iankerickson · · Score: 1
      I sure hope you are not using non-dairy creamer in your coffee--the aluminum in that may increase your risk for Alzheimers.

      That theory about aluminum catalyzing the onset of Alzheimers has been scrapped. You can safely go back to drinking out of cans again and stop intaking artificial estrogen residue from the plastic in pop bottles. Your voice should re-deepen naturally with a few years...

      --
      Democracy. Whiskey. Sexy. Pick any two.
    11. Re:Shame by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      not with dubya running the labs

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      There is a war going on for your mind.
    12. Re:Shame by sconeu · · Score: 2

      I hate to admit it, but I drink Diet Coke with my burgers because regular Coke tastes too sweet for me... not because of any alleged health benefits.

      --
      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    13. Re:Shame by Squid · · Score: 2

      Now it's what, 70? 80? One reason we're living longer now is because the general public has been made aware of what is "bad" for your body.

      And yet, just TRY to buy a week's worth of groceries that doesn't include a numbered FD&C food dye. The longer average lifespan is due to improvements in medicine that have made a lot of formerly deadly childhood diseases a bit less lethal.

      Our awareness of what's good/bad for us isn't really doing us much good - so you dodge fatty foods and sugar, now you're dealing with aspartame and Olestra. Dodge that and now you're dealing with MSG and FD&C Red 40. Dodge THAT and now it's pesticides and genetically modified corn sneaking into the food supply. All things considered I'd say the average person's diet 100 years ago is probably healthier than the average person's diet today.

    14. Re:Shame by CTho9305 · · Score: 0

      I agree with you completely, but I DAMN WELL BETTER NOT be paying for your healthcare through my taxes/bills.

    15. Re:Shame by zoftie · · Score: 1

      On long enough timeline everyone's sruvival rate drops to zero... I was a recall coordinator... (and so on)
      =)

    16. Re:Shame by snilloc · · Score: 1
      And a century ago, what was the average life span? 35? 40? Now it's what, 70? 80? One reason we're living longer now is because the general public has been made aware of what is "bad" for your body.

      Actually, even back in the bad-old-days, there were a few old buggers who lived to be 100 or so. It's just that they were lucky enough to avoid a ton of crap that happened to people back then a lot more frequently than now. (Random infant mortality, job related risks, war...) The body seems to wear out after 100-ish years, even if it has been treated as nicely as possible.

    17. Re:Shame by Bongo · · Score: 1

      Everything we do has good and bad affects. Coffee makes you feel good but shortens life.

      Well, while the article is focussed on long term effects, I think a few other posters have also reported that coffee can make you feel bad right away ie. at the end of the day.

      And then the next day due to disrupted sleep, and the next, and so on.

      I don't know whether everyone is affected the same (re. sleep etc.) so it's up to individuals to experiment and check for themselves whether they feel any different after a month without coffee.

    18. Re:Shame by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

      It's a shame that so many people are caught up in the seek of short-term thrills, without considering the longer effects. Why do people smoke, drink coffee and robs banks? To feel good, to get something good. However, all these things that we do, how does it make us feel in the longer run? Bad, oftentimes worse than we'd imagine. We do this because we're caught up in our cravings and feelings at the time we make the decision. Basically, it makes us powerless. To have power, you do something regardless of other factors.

      I agree with you that much of the "decaf" and "light" stuff you can buy in stores are products of minds filled with fear. That is not why I now live a more healthy life. (I go to health-foodstores, because I avoid "light"-food and beverages that is still filled with artificials). I do it, because it makes me feel great. When my body is cleared of all these toxins I've put into it, I feel lighter, happier, have much more energy and laughter. I feel like giving, and not surf the net by myself feeling miserable or not feeling anything while my life passes by.

      I no longer see the short benefit of drinking coffee and coke, and smoking outweighting the long term effects. However, I believe people have different physical reactions to these toxins. Some can smoke all their life without feeling (or wanting to feel?) the bad effects, while people like me have bad reactions after just a few months. Coke however, I've consumed in too large quantities than I really want to remember. All that sugar, yumyum! *puke* ;)

      So all in all, there's really nothing I can say that can really make you change your mind, compared to what your own body can say. And your body will tell you when it is time I guess. Just remember to listen to it.

      - Steeltoe

  10. Re:shit is a fuck? by Leimy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Really?

    That's interesting... hmmm I will have to think about that and get back to you...

  11. Note : only short-term effects! by RobertFisher · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you actually read this article, the study only confirms that for a few hours after consuming a cup of coffee, your heart is placed under more stress. In and of itself, this does not appear to be very significant. Any vigorous physical activity will also raise your heartrate, constrict your arteries, and put your heart under more stress. It says NOTHING about long-term health consequences, which is really the main issue here.

    I recall reading several years ago that at that time, the long-term health consequences of coffee were unclear. Some adverse affects were sometimes suggested in studies, but it turns out there are tremendous confounding factors -- coffee drinkers often tend to eat lots of donuts, be less active, and so on. When the initial population of patient participants was selected as healthy health care professionals, little or no adverse affects were observed for moderate (up to a couple of cups a day) intakes of coffee.

    Bob

    --
    Science, like Nature, must also be tamed, with a view turned towards its preservation.
    1. Re:Note : only short-term effects! by jmp · · Score: 1

      What are the long-term health consequences of having a fatal heart attack half an hour after drinking a cup of coffee?

      If your cardiovascular system is already dodgy, the effects of that first cup might be enough to tip the balance.

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      jmp
    2. Re:Note : only short-term effects! by kimba · · Score: 2

      Check out Caffeine Blues: Wake Up to the Hidden Dangers of America's 1 Drug - 450 pages of a little over the top but nonetheless scary reasons as to why you should quit caffeine.

      From the back cover: "affects brain function, hormone balance, and sleep patterns, while increasing your risk of osteoporosis, diabetes, ulcers, PMS, stroke, heart deiseas, and certain types of cancer."

      I bought it about 6 months ago and have never been closer to thinking about giving away the caffeine ;-)

      ps. Amazon says 320 pages.. mine has 451.. go figure.

  12. Swigs by mwillems · · Score: 2

    Eh, of course playgrounds never had "swigs" in the first place. Swings, yes.

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  13. Don't know, by James+Skarzinskas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't know if you American folks have them, but there is a coffee restaurant called "the Second Cup" up here. Guess we know how they got their name now; attractive mottos like "Go anywhere else and you will die a slow and painful death" become effective if this news is publicized!

    1. Re:Don't know, by sconeu · · Score: 2

      but there is a coffee restaurant called "the Second Cup" up here.

      <ECHOING-THOUGHT>Jim never has a second cup at home!</ECHOING-THOUGHT>

      --
      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  14. Water kills too. by schwap · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am suprised that there isnt more attention being paid to the excess consumption of water. A sudden change in elctrolites could cause a person's cells to burst. Why arent there any warning labels on bottle water?

    1. Re:Water kills too. by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      Yup, and I will let the web speak for me. Ban DHMO

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      badness 10000
    2. Re:Water kills too. by L3WKW4RM · · Score: 1

      It's much worse than you think, friend...Read this
      FAQ to find out *just* how bad water is.

      Paranoia-safe URL: http://www.psychoactive.com/h2o.html

    3. Re:Water kills too. by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      don't you have to drink an assload of water in a relativley short amount of time for that to happen?

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    4. Re:Water kills too. by snilloc · · Score: 1
      One of my chem teachers in high school read the class some info on DHMO on the first day of class and initiated discussion, just to prove a point. I thought about the whole DHMO thing for half a second and realized what a hyper-biatch she was being, and how much she was wasting my time with that garbage.

      Everybody in the class was in either in total shock (80%) or felt like a loser (20%) when I said, "uh.. isn't that water?".

  15. I take it... by gatesh8r · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now in resturants we'll have a coffee and no coffee section along with having licences to permit the sale of coffee, not to mention age limits on who can buy coffee???

    Imagine if you will:
    Reefer: "Yeah, dude, I got this nasty shit from Columbia!"
    Stoner: "Yo dude, gimme some of that..."
    Reefer: "Ya gotta swollow 2 oz of those coffee grounds with hot water, dude!"
    Stoner: "Cooooollllll... my parents will never figure it out! Sweet! I'll pay ya $2000 for it!"

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    Karma whorin' since 1999
    1. Re:I take it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stoner's parents will soon figure it out when he needs to pull over every 10 minutes to take a leak.

    2. Re:I take it... by Judas96' · · Score: 3, Funny

      First Dupont or some beverage company has to come out with a synthetic beverage that they wouldn't even be able to market if coffee is around, since coffee is cheaper and more effective. Then they will lobby governments to make it illegal to import, possess, deal, or drink coffee. Then we will hear about how caffiene is a "gateway drug" that leads to crack abuse and moderating on Slashdot, as well as making people believe that information wants to be free and setting up peer to peer file trading servers. Eventually we will all be brainless drones drinking a beverage that comes in something similer to an oil can that also bears remarkable resemblance and chemical makeup to said combustible engine product, and fighting eachother over which brand is the best...

    3. Re:I take it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do they grow coffee in Columbia???
      AFAIK the coffee comes from COLOMBIA...It's a country in South America...see the difference?

    4. Re:I take it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that product already exists, and is called Coca-Cola.

    5. Re:I take it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Caffiene is a gateway drug. When I started realizing that I was abusing coffee and it made me feel good, I was way more open to alchohol abuse and marijuana use. When I was calculating how many cups I'd need, and the strength I'd need to brew it to get between 1.5-2 grams of caffiene (10 grams will kill you)... I realizing I was just abusing a non-controlled substance and the only difference between the caffiene and the pot was whether it was controlled or not. I'd never do anything harder, at least where it comes to stimulants...

      Someone told me once, "better watch out, caffiene's a gateway drug." They were joking, but they were right.

  16. CrAZy CoFFee StoRY by standards · · Score: 2, Funny

    What a crazy article! Since the article doesn't cite a source, one can conclude that the research hasn't been published yet.

    And since the research hasn't been published, one can assume that the study has not been peer reviewed - or even hasn't been accepted as worthy science.

    So therefore, no one knows if this study is the next greatest find, or just a piece of crap designed to grab headlines.

    I suspect the later.

  17. the song this brings to mind by timothy · · Score: 0

    ... is Bob Marley singing "One Cup of Coffee." (Dunno if that was a Marley original -- anyone?)

    Of course, he died of cancer at an early age, but still ...

    And there's KD Lang's cover of Black Coffee on one of those "Just Say [X]" Sire Records samplers, too.

    Coffee may not be to everyone's taste or good for the circulatory system, but its redolence has a powerful effect. Nothing like late-night coffee and blueberry pie ...

    timothy

    --
    jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5
  18. Precisely. by Vic · · Score: 3, Funny
    I would recommend the following strategies:

    • Have a very small first cup of coffee to minimize its effects. Subsequent cups should increase in size, as each one gets better for you.
    • Drink your second cup first, then follow it up with the first one. That will put you back to equilibrium.
    • I'm sure you can come up with more.....health is all about creativity.


    Cheers,
    vic
  19. hard arteries are good for you by rvr · · Score: 1

    When you get old your bones will become weak and brittle. Hard arteries will actually hold up your body when your bones fail. You heard it hear first.

  20. bring me another cup.. by xted · · Score: 1

    I'll have plenty of time to sleep when im dead.

  21. 10:10 to 10:50 and 15:40 to 16:20 by jedwards · · Score: 1

    The European Society of Cardiology (referenced in the Times' article) are having their conference this week.
    No mention of coffee - except for the generously long breaks that they're getting...

  22. No More Slashdot by steelwolff · · Score: 3, Funny

    No more coffee means no more reading Slashdot first thing in the morning.
    This, of course, would improve workplace productivity in the key IT depts around the nation.
    Therefore, a ban on coffee will lead to increased productivity and a rise in economic output, thereby solving the nations economic woes.

    Therefore, drinking coffee is the cause of the current economic downturn.

    But none of you have read this because you all just gave up coffee.

    Nothing wrong with this logic.

  23. Hmmm by TACD · · Score: 1
    A while ago, I read an article in New Scientist. It detailed how experiments on mice showed that injections of caffeine made them far more resilient to the effects of radiation; they were able to survive well above what would usually be a lethal dose.

    There's no point in worrying about things harming you. If you listen to stuff like this, you will soon find that you cannot eat or drink anything, or go anywhere. Life is dangerous, we have to accept that.

    (Of course, for the same caffeine effect on people, you would need to drink 40 cups of coffee. Get crackin'.)

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    Security through promiscuity is no better than security through obscurity.
    1. Re:Hmmm by Sigh+Phi · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, a caffeine overdose may be one of the more painful and sickening experiences of your life.

      Like any drug... do it in extreme moderation. ;-)

    2. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stomach cramps, uncontrollable defecation, uncontrollable urination, tremors, extreme headaches, vomiting, extreme dehydration...

      Mmm... all that in just the first few hours of the morning!

  24. Don't tell the Mormons about this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll just say "I told you so!".

  25. But it's chock full o antioxidants by WillSeattle · · Score: 2

    There was another article today on Reuters Health pointing out that coffee was chock full of antioxidants.

    So it's all a wash.

    --
    --- Will in Seattle - What are you doing to fight the War?
    1. Re:But it's chock full o antioxidants by NaturePhotog · · Score: 2

      There was another article today on Reuters Health pointing out that coffee was chock full of antioxidants.

      Yep. However, that study was funded by Nestlé, makers of Nescafé Coffee, as well as Dallmayr, Zoegas and Loumidis.

      Both studies may be correct, but isn't there a small chance the one from the coffee maker is biased? :-)

      In any event, I'm not giving up coffee any time soon, regardless.

    2. Re:But it's chock full o antioxidants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dr. Weil urges people to give up coffee for tea. Tea, esp. green, has lots of antioxidants.

    3. Re:But it's chock full o antioxidants by WillSeattle · · Score: 2

      Well, yes, tea has a higher percentage of antioxidants and far fewer negative side effects. But it's actually a wash as to black tea or green tea - both are about the same, when you add them all up.

      But I still like coffee, and chai for that matter.

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      --- Will in Seattle - What are you doing to fight the War?
    4. Re:But it's chock full o antioxidants by qon · · Score: 1
      Uh, vitamin C also provides antioxidants... and no nasty cardiovascular damage done.


      Q

  26. Re:10:10 to 10:50 and 15:40 to 16:20 by jedwards · · Score: 1
  27. coffee, caffeine. by wilgamesh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    let me point out that this article claims the study advises at the end says that one should switch to decaffeinated coffee- so is it the caffeine in the coffee that's causing the artery hardening, etc?

    to establish that it's the caffeine, then a control study should have been done with decaffeinated coffee. even better, another study should be conducted in which the effects of no-doz or other purified caffeine pills are measured relative to placebo pills.

    and if it is *just* the caffeine, then clearly the advisory should be applied toward all caffeinated drinks. just such jolt, or cola, or tea.

    in short, i think that either the reporting of this science or the science itself is a bit sloppy. this must have been funded by some anti-coffee foundation.

    1. Re:coffee, caffeine. by ClarkEvans · · Score: 1

      to establish that it's the caffeine, then a control study should have been done with decaffeinated coffee.

      I'm not sure that decaffeniated coffee is caffeine free...

    2. Re:coffee, caffeine. by dragons_flight · · Score: 2

      In this report on Yahoo there is additional description of the experiment.

      They did in fact compare the effects of a caffiene pill to a placebo in a double blind test.

      Still no reference to a published journal article, but this does give more credence to the work and this journalist seems to appreciate that it's not just coffee that has caffiene.

      Personally, I'm casting my vote for sloppy reporting.

  28. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Studies also confirm that swallowing saliva in small amounts over a long period of time causes cancer. It could also be a major factor in the aging process. Also, nearly 100 percent of all people recently diagnosed with death were habitual breathers until moments before the onset of death.

    Bah!

  29. Me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was a hardcore frappuccino junkie my heart felt really weak. The best approach is to get up much earlier in the day and do some excerises.

  30. Caffeine, coffee and Irn-Bru by Spacelem · · Score: 2, Informative

    Alright - I'll admit that I'm hopelessly addicted to caffeine. I take it in all forms, normal coffee (three heaped spoonfuls), espresso (the same), tea (brewed for at least 3 minutes) and last but not least Irn-Bru.

    I don't think Irn-Bru is available in America, but in Scotland, it's our unofficial national beverage. Plus, it's also got more caffeine in it than any other fizzy drink. I drink this stuff by the bottle load, normally accompanied by my friends when we're watching a DVD, playing Quake, or just cos I'm desperate for another glass.

    It's freakin' typical that my favourite drinks all turn out to be lethal.

    1. Re:Caffeine, coffee and Irn-Bru by Malc · · Score: 1

      Irn-Bru, made in Scotland from girrrrderrrs! We get it in Canada (not particularly common mind you), but the only place I've seen it in the US was British import shops.

  31. it's like eating 10,000 calories... by rebelcool · · Score: 2

    Sure, for alot of people thats really Bad. But if you're very active and healthy, it's not.

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  32. dont many german toilets... by rebelcool · · Score: 2

    have the sheißplatz for inspecting ones feces? Now I would call that going too far for health...

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    1. Re:dont many german toilets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just flush more often. Take a leak? Flush. Take a crap after? Flush again. Then wipe. Flush.

      Yes, clean toilet usage here takes three or more flushes. I like it that way, but then again, I'm on a small community well with way more than enough water to spare. :-)

    2. Re:dont many german toilets... by Leto2 · · Score: 1

      Actually, Dutch toilets have this too. It has been coined that the Dutch are actually more healthy _because_ they can inspect what they dump before they flush.

      Oh, and you don't get your butt cheeks all wet when a big one plunges into the water either!

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      <grub> Reading /. at -1 is like driving through Cracktown in a convertible that is stuck in 1st
  33. coffee quotes by FarHat · · Score: 5, Funny

    * Turkish Proverb: "Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death,
    and sweet as love."
    * Sheikh Abd-al-Kadir (1587): "No one can understand the truth until
    he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness."
    * Sir James MacKintosh (18th century philosopher): "The powers of a
    man's mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he
    drank."
    * Johann Sebastian Bach (1732, an aria from his 'Kaffee-Kantate'):
    "Ah! How sweet coffee tastes! Lovlier than a thousand kisses,
    sweeter than muscatel wine! I must have my coffee..."
    * David Letterman (Esquire Interview Fall '94): "If it wasn't for
    coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all."
    * Chris Egolf (1993): "This damn pot is too fucking slow!"
    * Wise New York City Homeless Man (1996, to Chris Egolf): "Son, you
    need to get some coffee in you so people know you're alive!"

    --
    At the intersection of computation and biology.
    1. Re:coffee quotes by dgroskind · · Score: 1

      A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems.
      --Paul Erdös. He died of a heart attack at 83.

    2. Re:coffee quotes by Pope · · Score: 1

      Personally, I've been living by my own proverb:
      "I like my women like I like my coffee: hot, sweet, and first thing in the morning!"

      --
      It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
    3. Re: coffee quotes by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      Mine is similar: "I like my women like I like my coffee: Pale and bitter"

      But then, I like goth chicks, so go figure.

      --
      I like my women like my coffee... pale and bitter.
    4. Re: coffee quotes by Pope · · Score: 1

      Goth chicks rule.

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      It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
  34. I have an idea! by itarget · · Score: 1

    If I can drink booze to stave off the effects of caffeine, then logically there must be something to stave off the effects of the booze, and so on...

    Hah! I'll take up every vice and live forever! =)

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    "Where shall the word be found, where will the word resound? Not here, there is not enough silence." -T.S. Eliot
    1. Re:I have an idea! by iamblades · · Score: 1

      You mean you're going to be Keith Richards' replacement?

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      Shit adds up at the bottom...
  35. Play: Caffiene and Quake by leonbrooks · · Score: 5, Funny
    Scene opens with a programmer at his keyboard, with adjacent coffee pot producing delicious, stimulating caffienated mud.

    • Begin: 100 health
    • Drink 1st coffee: 90 health
    • Drink 2nd coffee: 80 health
    • Drink 3rd coffee: 71 health (decimals omitted for simplicity)
    • Drink 4th coffee: 62 health
    • Drink 5th coffee: 53 health
    • Drink 6th coffee: 44 health
    • Drink 7th coffee: 35 health
    • Drink 8th coffee: 26 health
    • Drink 9th coffee: 17 health
    • Drink 10th coffee: 8 health
    • Drink 11th coffee: -1 health, get sideways view of the floor.

    Drink up! Yippeee...! Er...

    • Enter a tall, thin chap in a black cloak and bearing a huge white feather, who sets about banishing you to the IPT.

    Scene closes with programmer's workmates, each with coffee in hand, shaking their heads sadly as paramedics bear away a sheet-covered object on a stretcher.

    My point: less harmful is not the same as harmless.

    --
    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
    1. Re:Play: Caffiene and Quake by Dan+Jagnow · · Score: 2, Informative


      Enter a tall, thin chap in a black cloak and bearing a huge white feather, who sets about banishing you to the IPT.

      For those of you who don't have children, the IPT reference is to the Island of Perpetual Tickling. To understand it, you need to watch VeggieTales. They're great! The particular reference is to
      Esther.

      --
      The heart has reasons that reason does not understand. - Jacques Bènigne Bossuet
  36. Presentations. by jedwards · · Score: 1

    Charalambos Vlachopoulos presented this (or related) information earlier this year

    http://www.congressreview.com/cardio/orlando/115 9- 160.htm
    http://www.congressreview.com/2525v.htm

    Methods: We studied 20 healthy volunteers (50±16 yrs) in a randomized, double-blind, crossover fashion (250 mg of caffeine orally -equivalent to 2-3 cups of coffee- and placebo

    Results: Caffeine led to an acute increase in pulse wave velocity ... denoting increase of aortic stiffness

  37. No Coca-Cola? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > ... should consider switching to a
    > decaffeinated coffee or stop drinking it.
    >
    > The findings showed that the first cup had the
    > most significant effect because caffeine levels
    > in the blood had dropped during the night. The
    > second and third cups caused only marginally
    > worse hardening of the arteries.

    So drinking Coca-Cola is out too?

  38. Ban Coffee by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think they should ban coffee, with the same force of prohibition that they ban marijuana.
    It makes exactly as much sense.

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    1. Re:Ban Coffee by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points.

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    2. Re:Ban Coffee by radja · · Score: 2

      since I live in the Netherlands, I'm all for it.

      dutch coffeeshops thrive on both marihuana and coffee, and usually serve a bloody good cup.

      //rdj

      --

      No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
      --Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
  39. unnaturally decaffeinated by fishbonez · · Score: 1

    I gave up regular coffee again about 6 months ago. This time I weened myself off of it by mixing decaf with regular coffee. Each week I would increase the amount of decaf in the mix by half a tablespoon. After about a month, I was drinking strictly decaf. There's still some caffeine in decaf but not enough to keep me awake at night. This method allowed me to avoid the effects of quiting cold turkey, which really suck.

    --
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    Master Shake: You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun.
  40. Proof Positive by Hostile17 · · Score: 1


    This is Proof positive that either God does not exist, or if he does exist, he hates me.

    --
    Fascism should more properly be called corporatism, since it is the merger of state and corporate power - Benito Mussoli
  41. On the other hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Coffee is good for you.

    (The above comment violated the postercomment compression filter. Comment aborted)

  42. How to tell if you drink too much coffee.... by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2
    You might want to check out, You drink too much coffee when..


    But, there has been some studies that show that coffee drinkers are less likely to get bladder cancer. Probably because there is nothing in the bladder long enough to cause cancer. Beer may work that way too, but you don't have the side affect of wanting to climb a transmission tower and piss on high voltage wires.

    1. Re:How to tell if you drink too much coffee.... by AnarchoFreak_00 · · Score: 1

      ...Or you could just drink more water, since most people don't drink enough water anyway (2 litres (8 glasses) a day is the right amount AFAIK).

  43. Coffee Hardening Your Arteries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And in an unrelated PR move today:

    Sun Microsystems has announced that its computer language "Java" was indeed named after the Indonesian island, and NOT after a type of coffee. "Coffee is bad for people, we would never encourage anything like that", said Sun's representative.

  44. Jogging and Napping... by CheapScott · · Score: 0

    I've never started the coffee habit, though have had the occasional mountain dew/coke/pepsi to power my all-nighters.

    I find that getting jogging for a little in the morning helps he feel pretty good for the day...of course, that 30-minute nap in the afternoon really helps out, too.

    One article I read on a plane between US and Europe was praising the benefits of the nap, and was of course, encouraging the corporate-types to endorse the practices (instead of just work-work-work-work until you drop). There was something about a 30 minute nap making people much more productive than if they drank two cups of coffee.

    The other point was that if you were taking a nap, that it should be in increments of 30-minutes (i.e. don't wake-up at 45-minutes or 75 minutes, etc.). This is due to the sleep cycles that the body goes through. You end-up waking in the middle of a deep cycle, and you just want to keep-on-sleeping.

    Geez, I love naps....

  45. misparsing? by merlyn · · Score: 4, Funny
    I had to read

    the intake of caffeine from a single coffee can

    three times before I figured out that it didn't mean "a coffee can", because I was trying to figure out how to drink from multiple cans instead.
  46. Hooray! A post that makes sense! by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1
    Isn't it funny how much of the internet news no longer feels any compulsion to cite the actual studies when they present "scientific results"? Or how they don't really care about the limitations of the study itself, and its possible wider implications?

    Well, let them be stupid; anyone can post stuff to the internet. But I do hope the Slashdot staff show better judgement in the future before linking to "scientific results" presented in this shoddy a manner.

  47. This study must be buried by ctimes2 · · Score: 1

    If word gets out and coffee starts getting regulated... well my GOD MAN! IT'LL MEAN THE END OF TECHNOLOGY! C'mon folks, you know as well as I do that technology subsists on caffine and sugar.

    well... that and innovation from MS. *snicker!*
    Ctimes2

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    My cube. My friend. My solace. My prison.
  48. If This Upsets You, Just Wait... by istartedi · · Score: 2

    ...in another 6 months they'll release a study claiming that coffee could help prevent cancer. It'll all balance out. Yeah, I know this is a bit jaded, but what do you expect after years of studies claiming that such-n-such harms you, followd by another round of studies claimng that such-n-such is good for you?

    As a general rule, you need at least a lifetime to really figure it out. Some of this stuff *should* be obvious. Did we really need the surgeon general to tell us that chronic smoke inhalation isn't good for us? For centuries people have witnessed others who drank themselves to death, so we pretty much knew excessive alcohol consumption wasn't good either.

    In modern times, the 1st world has developed the ability to feed itself so that gluttony is now affordable. But that's one of the 7 deadly sins, so once again it should have occured to us that eating 6 big macs for breakfast and never exercising wasn't such a good idea.

    Most everything else is so subtle that you just shouldn't worry about it.

    --
    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  49. Oh yeah, what about this study? by fleener · · Score: 2

    Well, this study reports that coffee is a rich source of antioxidants.

    Sept 5, 2001: LONDON (Reuters) - Coffee beats green tea by containing four times the amount of health-boosting antioxidants, which can assist in preventing or postponing the onset of degenerative diseases, according to a new study.
    ...
    Antioxidants reduce the effects on the human body of harmful substances known as free radicals which may be a major contributor to cardiovascular disease, cancer, cataracts and decline of the immune and nervous system.

  50. My Grandpa drank coffee all day, every day... by Rakefighter · · Score: 1

    ...for nearly 80 years. If I can live as long as him, I couldn't really give a rat's ass what coffee does to my arteries.

    I'm really not convinced that coffee's as dangerous as these people would have you believe.

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    --Life may have no meaning, or, even worse, it may have a meaning of which you disapprove.

    1. Re:My Grandpa drank coffee all day, every day... by usiqebaugh · · Score: 1

      My Grandfather drank coffee and tea every day, smoked pipes and cigars and lived to 88. So much for the bad health effects.

  51. I'm waiting for them to do a study... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...of people who worry about studies. I bet they all drop dead by 40.

  52. Never got addicted to it by donutello · · Score: 2

    My mother is hugely addicted to tea. Growing up, I remember how she had to have her morning cup and a cup of tea just to wake up from a nap. I decided then that I would never let myself get dependent on the stuff.

    I do drink coffee or have a coke sometimes when I'm in "crunch mode". This could be a big exam when I was in college, a major deadline at work or some serious night-time driving. One thing that not consuming any caffeine has done to me is made my hypersensitive to the stuff. So if I have a single coke any time after noon, I can't sleep well at night - regardless of how tired I am.

    I had a point when I began this post but missed it somewhere.

    --
    Mmmm.. Donuts
    1. Re:Never got addicted to it by iamblades · · Score: 1

      I can drink a 64 oz. Mountain dew right before bed and sleep like a baby, aside from the multitude of piss breaks. That has to be one of the worst things about caffeine. Caffeine is a diuretic, so about 45 minutes after I drink mountain dea, I have to go to the bathroom.

      Even without the Caffeine, I probably have the circulatory system of someone in their late twenties(I'm 17). I have an amazingly high calorie diet(well over 3,000 cals. a day average, sometimes going over 4,000). Most of these are carbohydrates, as I am a severe sugar addict.

      The odd thing is, I'm almost 20 lbs. under weight, although my cholesterol is much too high for my age. 180+ last time i got it checked IIRC. That's what I get for eating double whoppers and pizza almost all the time though, i guess..

      --
      Shit adds up at the bottom...
    2. Re:Never got addicted to it by MrBlack · · Score: 2

      I always try to stay off it until I need it. I can go for weeks without and then put in an all-nighter and need the extra stimulation. Best thing is when you're been off it for a while your tolerance is way down and it can feel more like speed than caffeine.

  53. On my one and only visit to the US... by jmp · · Score: 1

    ...I was in a convenience store, and the fat woman at the counter ahead of me (about two pick handles across the arse) asked for "A Diet Coke and a Hershey bar".

    I suppose the one was to compensate for the effects of the other. Made my day.

    --
    jmp
    1. Re:On my one and only visit to the US... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is funny to see that kind of thing, but I'd like to point out that Diet Coke is one of the better tasting colas. It beats Coke and Diet Pepsi hands down. It come in a close second to regular Pepsi.

    2. Re:On my one and only visit to the US... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need help.

      Seriously.

    3. Re:On my one and only visit to the US... by starman97 · · Score: 1

      IIRC a can of coke has about 39 grams of sugar,
      a typical chocolate bar has about 25, if you've
      got to have carbs, make them good ones, I dont miss the sugar in soda, but there is no such
      thing as carb-free chocolate. Now Hersheys..
      yukkk, I'd go for the good stuff, Dove bars are
      much better, if you must have a chocolate fix
      and cant get the really good Belgian or Dutch stuff. Too much paraffin in Hersheys..

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      Starman97@Gmail.com (bring it on spammers)
    4. Re:On my one and only visit to the US... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

      Get that man a job at a Pepsi factory right away!

  54. Picking poisons vs Cost Benefit analysis by weston · · Score: 2

    Of course, basically, anything you do is bad for at some level, so I guess it's choosing
    your poisons.


    Well.... maybe a cost-benefit analysis is a better way of looking at it. Is coffee REALLY that important to you? Great, take it and take the health impacts. For most people, though, it just might be worth it to quit.

    And there are lots of enjoyable things that don't do you much harm. Find one, make that your habit. I'm currently enjoying being hydrated. :)

    Of course, I still consume enough cheese that if I didn't exercise, I would become the Kraft Blimp

  55. to be hyped or not to be hyped...... by rania1h1 · · Score: 1

    well, soda can be used to clean toilets. perhaps that first cup isn't as bad as they think....

  56. Time to Corner the Market by Coffee+Warlord · · Score: 1

    Looks like it is time to invest in the production of coffee IV's. After all, if its that first cup that is killing us, why not simply always imbibe coffee?

    Keep the pots a-brewin', plug your little coffee IV in for bedtime, and we'll be a healthier society!

  57. Yeah, that first one was a killer by EulerX07 · · Score: 1

    But what really killed me was my 63rd bong hit. You should stop at 62.

    I stopped long ago relying on all the alarmist calls to decide on what's good for me.

  58. deadly donut by mudflat · · Score: 4, Funny

    'The findings showed that the first cup had the most significant effect because caffeine levels in the blood had dropped during the night.'

    There's a no-brainer. Drink a maintenance dose when you get up to pee in the middle of the night.

    1. Re:deadly donut by Bongo · · Score: 1

      There's a no-brainer. Drink a maintenance dose when you get up to pee in the middle of the night.

      Funny, I only need to get up to pee in the night when I've had coffee, tea or alcohol the day before. Otherwise I can happily wake up in the morning with a bulging bladder full of water, and take a pee when it suits me, but drink a little coffee and I just gotta go!

  59. Education in the US of A by DoctorPepper · · Score: 1

    Hey Hemos, who learnt you your english?

    --

    No matter where you go... there you are.
  60. Re:Fix this! by jrockway · · Score: 1

    Just out of curiosity... what was this supposed to prove? That you can cut and paste? Or get modded down? How l33t, man.

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    My other car is first.
  61. Caffeine Content URL by simetra · · Score: 1

    http://www.holymtn.com/tea/caffeine_content.htm

    You'll see that it takes approx. 3 12oz Mt. Dews to equal the caffeine in 1 5oz cup of Drip, regular coffee.
    And other amazing things.

    --

    "Would it kill you to put down the toilet seat?" -- Maya Angelou
  62. My coffee experiences (coffee shits) by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok... here's the deal with coffee. Being a programmer, I drink a lot of coffee. I'm not bringing this topic up because I'm strange... this is serious. Usually after my first major caffeine hit in the morning, I get the "coffee shits". Strange thing about the coffee shits is that it only happens once! Once the event has occurred, I'm safe to drink as much coffee as I want without further problems. Its almost as if the colon has crossed some kind of hidden barrier into a state of caffeine dependence.

    Ever wonder why drinking cofee usually results in a major colon explosion?

    I've consulted a number of medical information sources trying to find the exact biological cause of "the coffee shits"... mostly because I'd like to know what kind of pressures are put on my body from caffeine intake.

    Never once did I ever think that perhaps my arteries were at stake too! In fact, I always thought coffee was good for my body in a way... being all natural and everything.

    Aside from the arteries problem, anybody have any biological insight into the coffee shits?

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    1. Re:My coffee experiences (coffee shits) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It relaxes the sphincter and encourages digestion. No, really!

    2. Re:My coffee experiences (coffee shits) by deathcow · · Score: 1

      this sounds exactly like AIDS, or hepatitis, kidney failure and cancer

    3. Re:My coffee experiences (coffee shits) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I always thought coffee was good for my body in a way... being all natural and everything."

      'All natural' is a marketing term. It has nothing to do with health effects (good or bad).

    4. Re:My coffee experiences (coffee shits) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think coffee might be a smooth muscle relaxant.

    5. Re:My coffee experiences (coffee shits) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er..I will correct myself...it is actually tea that contains theopylline and theobromine which are both smooth muscle relaxants.

    6. Re:My coffee experiences (coffee shits) by jackcaj · · Score: 1

      A dominican guy told me that most coffee sold in America is picked while partially green. Green coffee has high magnesium levels, which will definetly give you the shits. I have no idea why you do not keep shiting.

    7. Re:My coffee experiences (coffee shits) by jackcaj · · Score: 1

      It is my understanding that corporations in the USA produce many metric tons of DDT (banned in this country - it takes a long time to break down) and ship it to places like Mexico, where a lot of the coffee you drink is grown. This would not be true of coffee grown in the EU. Mexico has much less stringent rules about pesticide usage, i.e they use way more than is probably needed. So, the DDT that makes it through the filter of your body is finding it's way into the water table. This can't be good.

    8. Re:My coffee experiences (coffee shits) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the same experience. The coffee I drink
      probably does not come from Mexico (hint: it says Alta Rica on the bottle:-)

      I believe there are three reasons:

      1) coffee grounds irritate the gut into action.

      2) habitual association and ritual (ie same
      sequence every day)

      3) I have to get up and go downstairs to make
      the coffee, and the physical action of going
      down and upstairs provokes the gut.

      the reason its once a day (and in the AM) is
      because its long enough for the previous day's
      input to have passed thro the gut. Once
      empty, it takes another day to refil.

  63. Which is worse? by Owen+Lynn · · Score: 1

    How many of you would step onto an airliner where the pilot hasn't had his cup of coffee?

    What if he missed some radio instructions or got confused because he wasn't completely alert?

    What if those instructions were to keep him from flying into the side of a mountain?

    There are worse things out there than dying from a cup of coffee. In some cases, a cup of coffee might actually be good for you.

    It isn't how long you live, it's what you do with your life while you got it that counts. Have you done enough stuff that if you had to die tomorrow, you could say you've lived enough? If you can't, get out there, and do enough stuff until you can. Let the neo-puritans worry about living longer in misery. Or sleepiness.

  64. A Joke, or Sun thinks we're really stupid... by sideshow-voxx · · Score: 1

    Have you seen the icon on their software?

    --

    "Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another" - Doctor Who

  65. No, coffee is healthy! by Steev · · Score: 1
  66. I dunno... by CrudPuppy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've seen quite a few programmers, and I'm thinking
    a good percentage will be adversely affected by
    coffee LONG before they reproduce (and no, this
    has nothing to do with the quantity of coffee they drink)

    ;)

    --
    A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
    1. Re:I dunno... by tjb · · Score: 1

      Oh so its the quality of coffee they drink. Wow, I never knew bad coffee could...

      Oh, I get it...

      Hey! What exactly are you trying to say here?

      :)

  67. I am pretty sure falling off a bridge is bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Based upon all the studies that is about it.

  68. Shit got sticky with lots of coffee intake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Used to have real sticky shit. Dropped coffee and now the shit isn't sticky. Certainly a reason to stop.

  69. Cream in coffee more dangerous than caffeine by N3P1u5U17r4 · · Score: 0

    The cream you put into the coffee is probably more harmful to you in the long run than the caffeine content!

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    You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
  70. Hmmm... by Tviokh · · Score: 1

    My arteries should be harder than granite by now...'scuse me, my mug is empty again.

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  71. call me ridiculous, but... by CrudPuppy · · Score: 1

    I quit drinking caffeinated sodas and took up
    sprite and others a while back because I was
    getting bad headaches on the weekend (when I
    usually dont drink my first coke until 5pm or so).

    now i'm back to caffeine and resist quitting because
    I don't want to be like non-caffeine people when
    it comes to drinking a single soda at 9pm and
    not being able to sleep.

    tolerance can be a very, very good thing :)

    nothing quite like drinking a nice big coke at 11:30 pm
    and then hitting the sack!

    --
    A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
    1. Re:call me ridiculous, but... by aTMsA · · Score: 1
      Well i always found that my low tolerance for caffeine is a good thing, when i need to be awake(exams,parties,whatever) i can usually manage to be awake 3 days, drinking 2 or 3 cofees a day.

      One time i pulled even 6 days, but the sixth day i was having too much sleep-deprivation related problems to enjoy it(getting paranoid, seeing things,NOT seeing things,being a bit jerky,...).

      I never make it an habit and only use it when i have a purpose for it, and the rest of the time i don't take any caffeine to keep my tolerance low.

  72. The coffee still tastes like shit fudge chocolatte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "that's why we should change the filter every month"

    "But won't that take out some of the flavor"

    "We wouldn't want that, now would we?"

    "No sir, I think I'll post the results on slashdot. Everyone should know that the caffeine won't clog your arteries; the shit cake in the filter will."

    That's correct, we should change the filter every month and only once to economize!"

    "Right you are, CowBoyNeil"

    "I'm glad we caught it too, Hemos, now go post it like it was somone else's study and not our own. I'll be back on Saturday, my roto-rooter operating will require me to recover on a hospital bed for about days. L8er."

    "Goodbye, for great Allah. Bring Caffeine justice!"

  73. Wrong! by Pope · · Score: 1
    baloney

    You gotta start activating that bullshit filter, friend.

    --
    It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
  74. Of course... by CraigoFL · · Score: 2

    ...the worst thing to be addicted to is boasting about your addictions, or boasting about your lack thereof.

  75. Ah, yes by cluening · · Score: 2

    "If today you hear His voice, harden not your heart"

    Or something like that...

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    Posted from the wireless couch.
  76. Wow, what a surprise. . . . by Com2Kid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    heh, how amazing, yet another artificial stimulate has been found to have a negative effect upon the human body. Wow, who'd have ever thunk it, huh? Sheesh, talk about predictable, I have always maintaned that coffee was sooner or latter going to be found to have some sort of detremental effect on the human body, I guess that the effect was just discovered a bit eariler then I had guessed.

  77. If you love coffee... TOO MUCH COFFEE MAN by zonker · · Score: 0

    You must check out Too Much Coffee Man!!

  78. The study points out the obvious. by ben_houston · · Score: 1

    As a student in 4th year cognitive science / neuroscience I've taken the standard undergraduate pharmaceutical courses. Caffine has a cognitive effect through the inhibition of adenosine. Adenosine normally inhibits dopamine release but when you inhibit the inhibitor you upregulate the amount of dopamine release. The higher levels of dopamine in the brain -- specifically the prefrontal cortex -- is what marks you think clearer/better. (I'll leave out an explain of why for the time being.) Many drugs have their cognitive effects through upper dopamine such as methylphenidate (ie. Ritalin), amphetamine (ie. speed, Dexadrine, etc...) and cocaine. Unfortunately, dopamine also has an effect outside the brain -- it acts as a vasoconstrictor, i.e. is causes your blood vescles and arteries to tighten up. Tighter blood vesicles are harder to pump blood through and thus you heart has to work harder thus raising your blood vesicle. And as we know high blood pressure is a major risk factor in heart disease. Thus really this study is nothing we didn't know 20 years ago.

    -ben houston (ben@exocortex.org)
    Carleton University, Ottawa, Canada

  79. Wow, what a surprise. . . .You can't spell. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    heh, how amazing, yet another artificial stimulant has been found to have a negative effect upon the human body. Wow, who'd have ever thunk it, huh? Sheesh, talk about predictable, I have always maintained that coffee was sooner or later going to be found to have some sort of detrimental effect on the human body, I guess that the effect was just discovered a bit eariler than I had guessed.

  80. Glad I quit drinking coffee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A nice cold shower and a little exercise really gets you going in the morning...

    oh and meth, lots of meth.

  81. How is this new? by Invicta{HOG} · · Score: 2

    Since I have no idea where the study was published, I can't comment on the methodology, etc. However, I do have to wonder how this research can be groundbreaking.
    People with preexisting heart problems who are at risk for arrhythmias or recurrent myocardial infarctions are already warned not to take caffeine. Any stimulant will increase heart rate and blood pressure. Most people with problems know this an ignore this just as those with lung/heart problems ignore our advice to stop smoking.
    An interesting side note, those people who suffer from migraine headaches often experience them most severely on the weekends, when they no longer take caffeine, which can work wonders...

    Invicta{HOG}

  82. Addicted by gfingers · · Score: 1

    Isn't that the case with every addiction, the more, the worse, and yet the better to fix the addiction?

  83. Very Simple by sharkey · · Score: 2

    The Surgeon General simply needs to put a warning label on every can, bag, bottle or carton of products that contain caffeine. That's what they did for tobacco products, and it solved the whole thing, didn't it?

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    "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  84. hmmm by swifticus · · Score: 1

    i'll just skip the first cup and start with my second.

  85. "I guess it's choosing your poisons" by LinuxWhore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess it would make sense then that the US Government should sue Coffee farmers now too. After all, cigarettes are bad for you and we can sue "Big Tobacco" right? Maybe we should be suing Big Coffee now too. I can see it now. Starbucks sued because they sell coffee to young adults and intentionally increase the addictive caffeine per cup (Espresso).

    I personally gave up coffee months ago. I knew there we health side effects. It's been known for years. I gave up smoking over a year ago for similar reasons. It really is a matter of chosing your poisons. People don't need to be protected from themselves. I just hate when Big Government (Socialist Liberals) tries to profit from the personal choices of some idiots in the populus.

    Just trying to get people thinking about this so we don't have another Tobacco lawsuit on our hands.

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    I am MuchTall
    1. Re:"I guess it's choosing your poisons" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhm.... maybe its just me but second hand coffee steam doesn't seem to cause cancer. Think about it. You don't really have a choice about 2nd hand smoke. I could care less if you make a decision for yourself to smoke but the decision to make others smell like smoke and breath toxic chemicals is not likely to be involved in whether or not you have another cup of coffee.

  86. Caffine Patch by Mr.+McJiggles · · Score: 1

    Why not invent a caffine patch that maintains the caffine in your blood system over (but no enough to keep you awake) so your first cup wont be so unhealthy

    1. Re:Caffine Patch by krugdm · · Score: 1

      Except wouldn't you build up a tolerance to the caffeine in the patch over time? You'd have to add more and more patches to keep up!

  87. Drink it up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drink it up, you fad following sheepish caffiene addicted yuppies! Hope you die faster!

  88. No problem, drink booze! by Black+Pete · · Score: 1

    Hey, if coffee hardens your blood, then just drink alcohol to thin it out again!

    Isn't it nice when two vices cancel each other out?

  89. slashcrap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why are you reading this? Every post here is useless, including this one. Not a single post has anything useful, yet they are all moderated up, oh this one is interesting, yeah its interesting that the person made a bad joke, oh informative, oh thats nice that that guy drinks 4 cups a day, informed me about something i didn't want to know.

    garbage

  90. I think I'll buy... by uk_greg · · Score: 1

    ...the caffeine sampler at thinkgeek.com in honor of this story.

  91. Wait a minute!!! by Craka · · Score: 1

    Are you trying to say that my ritual 3 cigarettes and 4 cups of coffee at 5 in the morning is bad for me???

    But that's okay... I clean out my arteries with a few beers at noon.

    --
    "Madness and Genius are separated solely by Degrees of Success." -Unknown
  92. Abstract from Stockholm conference by mgarraha · · Score: 2
    After digging around the conference web site, I found a poster talk by Vlachopoulos et al. which is probably the subject of the article.
    1. Re:Abstract from Stockholm conference by mgarraha · · Score: 1

      The "abstract" link only works if you enable cookies and load the page twice--ugh.

  93. Re:Shame -- Balance by bifurcation · · Score: 1

    there are people who have caught on to this long before us: balance of "energies"--if you will, a representation of the consequences of our actions--has been a central focal point of several eastern religions since time immemorial. more recently, a practitioner of wicca once told me that their religion is about finding a balance between "good" and "bad" things.

    it's interesting to contrast how christianity, and by extension (the influence is there whether or not we like it), most of american and western culture, believe in an "ultimate good" which is to be achieved--whose achievement is happiness.

    it seems like such a static view of the world to me: a slow trudge toward some unreachable goal rather than a flow of plusses and minuses.

    me, i'll have my coffee *and* my wine!

    --
    Recursion (n): See recursion
  94. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, caffeine is bad for you? Next thing you know they are going to be telling us smoking is bad too.

    What a waste of research money. Is cancer still a problem?

  95. but i don't want hard arteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can i just drink some artery lube or something
    and forget about it?

    cause i really really hate the headaches.

    and the nausea

    and the twitching

  96. "My Horrific Trip Through Detox" by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
    You all should definitely read this story from K5 - "My Horrific Trip Through Detox".

    The opening sounds as if our author is a user/addict of some hardcore drug. Low and behold, his drug is caffeine. Quite an excellent read!

    --
    Berto
  97. I.V. Anyone? by Skyfire · · Score: 1
    • The findings showed that the first cup had the most significant effect because caffeine levels in the blood had dropped during the night. The second and third cups caused only marginally worse hardening of the arteries.
    Therefore, just have an I.V. drip giving you caffeine all night, and your caffeine levels won't drop! Problem Solved.
    --
    Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  98. All this worry and no increase in longevity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a plethora of studies is showing that longevity is not increased by aversion to risky behavior and coffeee has yet to be proven /that/ risky. The difference seems to be the quality of life in the last five to ten years or so. Eat right, exercise, don't over infdulge in vices, and you'll live at most a six months to a year longer, but the lsst five will be enjoyable.

    The question you need ot ask yourself is this: do I wnat go out like: 1) the losers who sue tobacco companies after years on oxygen from emphysema becauyse of their own weakenss or 2) liek Christian Bernard who died bu the hotel pool probably smiling while ogling some 19 yearold in a bikini (he took care of himself). In sum: mortality is a given--get over it. It's how you live that will determine how you die: choose wisely. ANd above all enjoy it while you are here.

  99. yes, but WHY ? by beanerspace · · Score: 1
    The story told us what, that is, our daily java fix is going to make our pipelines rock solid. Okay, but it didn't mention WHY ? Is it the caffine, so I switch to decaf ? Is it the sugar, so I switch to saccharine ? Is it the cream, so I switch to a white-pasty like chemical ?


    Telling me it's going to kill me without telling me why ... well that's about as generic as saying "anyone who breathes air is prone to die".

  100. Lazy editorializing by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 1
    Of course, basically, anything you do is bad for at some level, so I guess it's choosing your poisons.


    Oh, hogwash.


    This is precisely the lazy outlook that has been infesting TV journalism (especially on the local level) for years now. "Gee, Biff, now those wacky scientists are saying cholesterol is good for you! Didn't they just say it was bad! Oh pshaw, I'll just ignore it all! Tee hee!"


    The serious, respected newspapers of this country (NYT, WP, WSJ, LAT, MH) will always couch these kinds of "latest research" reports in plenty of CONTEXTUAL writing explaining how this fits into the larger body of scientific knowledge. Is this a revolutionary new finding? Has it been corroborated? If it appears to refute earlier results, does it really, or is that not the correct conclusion to draw? All these questions are normally left unanswered in your hometown paper, which is just dumping the press releases straight from the fax machine into the news hole without any actual editorial involvement.


    Just keep this in mind as the last of the independent newspapers get bought up by public companies and start to shift to "news you can use" and big color photos.


    www.fair.org, dude.

  101. Mountain Dew by macdaddy · · Score: 2

    I drink a lot of Dew, The Juice of the Gods. I suppose that's a bad thing too.

  102. Older journal article says the same thing by nukebuddy · · Score: 1

    The Times article says, "[This study by European Society of Cardiology in Stockholm] is the first to measure the effect of coffee on arteries."

    Oops. The following study by Department of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Trinity Centre for Health Sciences and Hypertension Clinic, St James's Hospital, Dublin, Ireland, was published last month:
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/htbin-post/Entrez/quer y_old?uid=11509481&form=6&db=m&Dopt=b

    Hypertension 2001 Aug;38(2):227-31
    Acute effect of caffeine on arterial stiffness and aortic pressure waveform.
    Mahmud A, Feely J
    Department of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Trinity Centre for Health Sciences and Hypertension Clinic, St James's Hospital, Dublin, Ireland.

    Caffeine acutely increases blood pressure and peripheral vascular resistance, in part because of sympathetic stimulation. Its effects on large artery properties are largely unknown. In a double-blind crossover study, 7 healthy subjects 26+/-2.6 years of age (mean+/-SEM) were studied for 90 minutes while in the supine position on 2 occasions separated by a week in random order after ingestion of 250 mL caffeinated (150 mg) and decaffeinated (2 mg) coffee. Compared with baseline, arterial stiffness measured by carotid femoral pulse wave velocity increased progressively from 7.2+/-0.41 to 8.0+/-0.6 m/s (P0.05) at 90 minutes after caffeine intake, an effect that may be independent of changes in blood pressure. In addition, arterial wave reflection, measured by applanation tonometry from the aortic pressure waveform, also increased from -5.7+/-7.6% to 5.28%+/-5.6 (P0.01). No such changes were seen with decaffeinated coffee intake. Although the integral of the brachial systolic and diastolic blood pressure values over the 90 minutes was larger (P0.05) after caffeinated than decaffeinated coffee intake, the effect on aortic systolic and diastolic blood pressures was more pronounced (P0.05) than on the brachial artery. These results show a significant effect of caffeine intake on arterial tone and function and suggest that caffeine acutely increases arterial stiffness.

    Publication Types:

    Clinical trial
    Randomized controlled trial
    PMID: 11509481, UI: 21400656

    -nukebuddy

  103. You are also dehydrated by BeBoxer · · Score: 2

    I'm not going to deny that coffee is addictive. But, you should take into account that you are probably severly dehydrated when you are drinking 2 cups of coffee and a 6-pack of coke a day. Most Americans are chronically dehydrated. If you just cut out most of the coffee and cokes, and drank a lot of water, you would feel a lot better. And still have your morning cup of joe! That's what I do.

  104. Subtle plot by 3ryon · · Score: 2, Funny

    It looks like Microsoft will go to any length to get rid of Java!

  105. It's temporary, folks! by steveha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is no big deal, unless you have high blood pressure, because the effect is very temporary. The article said "one cup hardened the blood vessels for at least two hours". It's not like you are going to need bypass surgery or something.

    If you have average blood pressure, or (as I do) slightly low blood pressure, then have some coffee to celebrate the news!

    --
    lf(1): it's like ls(1) but sorts filenames by extension, tersely
  106. No problem here. by fermi's+ghost · · Score: 1


    I just grind and snort the beans...

  107. They are right by VEGETA_GT · · Score: 1

    Well I get to work for about 8:45 am. The people who come in at 8 am make fresh coffiee. But its cold by 8:45. But at 8:45 am, I am lucky I can walk SO I drink It aneway. After the First cup of coffiee, Then I make up a nice fresh pot of coffiee for the rest of the programers that get there at 9 am. So I have to agree, the first Cup is the worst, But hell, I can't do without it.

    And since its only the first cup that is the bad one, the following 6 cups of coffiee go down great

    my 2 cents plus 2 more

  108. Caffeine caused me heart problems. by maxl_stylee · · Score: 1

    I'm 17.

    During years between 15-17 I consumed an obnoxious amount of coke. I would at least go through a 2 liter a day. It wasn't good at all.
    At one point my best friend and I (on a PHP programming spree of course) consued FOUR 2 liter bottles of coke in a 6 hour period.

    During the winter of this past year I went to go Ice Skating. I was just running to the rink when all of a sudden my heart went crazy. Going 1 thousand beats per minute it felt like. I honestly thought I was having a heart attack.

    My best friend felt my chest.
    "Oh my god dude. We need to get help."

    Well, I sat there for a few minutes and took a few deep breaths.

    Ah, there we go. Kicked back in normal.

    Over the period of the next 3 or 4 months, my heart would go out of beat reguraly. It would throw extra beats in here and there. It really scared me bad.

    Meanwhile, to try and get it off of my mind, I drank coke and worked on the computer. Dumb mistake.

    I went to the doctor and he put me on a heart monitor just to make sure my heart was acting weird. It was.

    I went to the local hospital and got an EKG done. Everything _looked_ fine which was a good sign.

    The doctor there says to me:

    "You drink much caffeine son?"

    "Well, yes, I do."

    "Stop. Drinking too much caffeine causes extra electrical reactions in your heard and that is what is throwing your heart out of beat."

    Man was I relieved to know what was going on.
    I stopped drinking caffeine and within a week I felt back to normal again.

    Thank God.

    I haven't had caffeine since last November. I feel better than ever and am glad to not drink it. It's easy not to have any these days. Just say no.

    hah.

    Alex

    1. Re:Caffeine caused me heart problems. by IronChef · · Score: 2


      I had a similar issue. With me, times of great stress (ie the job, or the lack of the job...) will make my heart act up. You know that weird feeling when your heart flutters? Imagine that happening for a couple of seconds like 10-20 times a day. That's how I handle stress, and caffeine makes it much, much worse.

  109. Sweet, sweet nicotine. by servasius_jr · · Score: 1
    If I have this much trouble giving up caffeine, I can't imagine what nicotine would do to me.


    Duh. Nicotine would make you a cool counter-culture rebel, or possibly one of the many rugged cowboys who live in flavour country.


    C'mon, kid -- the first pack is on me . . . .

  110. How 'bout some science? by Galvatron · · Score: 2
    Caffine is totally flushed out of your system in less than 24 hours. So, that means that in order to remain addicted to caffine, you cannot go a single day without a cup of coffee (or a Jolt, or Penguin mints, or whatever your perferred source is). Not a week, not 2-3 days, just one day.


    You can be highly psychologically addicted, but as far as physical addictions go, caffine is a really easy one to break. Oh, and as for smoking, my advice is to smoke a pipe. I've never seen a cigarette smoker derive as much enjoyment from a cigarette as I get from my pipe, and the time it takes means that I generally smoke about once every 2-4 weeks, never allowing myself to become addicted. Also, by puffing instead of inhaling, my lung cancer risk is also cut to near zero. It's a wonderful way to relax, if done correctly.

    --
    "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
  111. What about Frappacino? by Jin+Wicked · · Score: 1

    I have long suspected that Starbucks is, in fact, putting some sort of illegal substances in those things.



    It's the only way I can think of to explain the fact that I don't just crave any coffee, but that mocha frappacino is exactly what I must have.



    I've tried all the fake ones from other coffee shops... and nothing is the same. Anyone know what's in these things? Crack? I told a cop to go check them out once, but he just ignored me.

    --
    My Webcomic: Asylum on 5th Street
  112. anything? by quintessent · · Score: 2
    Of course, basically, anything you do is bad for at some level, so I guess it's choosing your poisons.

    Ummm, ok. So never mind all those doctor recommendations to exercise and eat vegetables and fruits. Those are bad for you too. Hahahahaha! Existance is futile!

  113. JUNK SCIENCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is all complete nonsense. Check out Junk Science for much more of this stuff. We need to pay more attention to the dangers of dihydromonoxide.


    These sites are pretty annoying right wing rants, but the basic idea fuelling them is right - that there is money to be made by creating panic, and that's why newspapers (and "scientists") do it.

  114. News flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The Surgeon General reports today that life is the leading cause of death.


    Film at 11 :)

  115. Pardo's Postulate by bsmirnov · · Score: 1

    Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

  116. Best of luck! by Monkeychunks · · Score: 1

    I never smoked, but I've been an addict and it's no fun. Just don't do a Barney Gumble and replace your cigs with six double tall mocha lattes!

    --
    "We kill to cure, with cures that kill" - Skinny Puppy
    1. Re:Best of luck! by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Seeing as I drank Mountain Dew 'cause I don't like coffee, I don't see that as being a problem.

      :)

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
  117. Alternatives? by Monkeychunks · · Score: 1

    Can anyone recommend any good alternatives? I would like to give up caffiene, I am a very clean living person and apart from a glass of organic white wine of an evening, my morning and afternoon cup of coffee is my vice. I tried rosehip tea, but that just doesn't turn the gears for me. Any suggestions?

    --
    "We kill to cure, with cures that kill" - Skinny Puppy
  118. Okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're crazy!

  119. Don't be smug! by Monkeychunks · · Score: 1

    Dude, it's not a "giving up stuff" contest! I'm a clean living vegan, but I don't wear a badge or anything! Much less do I rub it in people's faces. If tehy want to screw their bodies up with animal flesh or drugs, it's their tough. I just silently preach with my bright eyes, near-limitless energy, clear skin and slim-for-life figure.

    --
    "We kill to cure, with cures that kill" - Skinny Puppy
    1. Re:Don't be smug! by ConsumedByTV · · Score: 2

      Im not smug. Not in the least. How did you get that?
      I understand its not a contest. I dont wear a badge either, infact you wouldnt even think i was vegan if you were to see me.

      --


      "Not my manner of thinking but the manner of thinking of others has been the source of my unhappiness." - M
    2. Re:Don't be smug! by Monkeychunks · · Score: 1

      Like I said, I apologise if you weren't coming accross that way. Just the "Try that"! line. It just sort of seemed like you were saying "I gave up all of this" instead of "I choose not to consume this".

      Again, sorry I picked that up!

      --
      "We kill to cure, with cures that kill" - Skinny Puppy
  120. No sex? by Monkeychunks · · Score: 1

    Dude, I would never presume to rubbish anyone's beliefs, but why no sex? I always considered (monogamous) sex a very important part of the mental health aspect of a clean lifestyle. It promotes love, it's beautiful, and great excersise (espescially if you take up a Yoga) and it very gently releases your stress. Screw this premarital thing, though. I don't see rabbit chapels in my part of town, so I won't have that double standard!

    --
    "We kill to cure, with cures that kill" - Skinny Puppy
  121. You know nothing about adictions. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    First, addictions are not "a liberal myth", they are documented and recognized by the World Health Organization as a sickness.

    Be glad you could give up smoking, scientific evidence shows that people with addiction to nicotine just can't.

    Big Tobacco was not sued because they made people addict, they are being sued because they lied about the addictive nature of their product, that is a huge difference. Liars should sued specialy if those lies harm people.

    I don't know about caffeine, but if it is addictive and companies profitting from coffee products were also lying about an aledged addictivness of caffeine, then there would be plenty of justification to seek legal action against caffeine related industries.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  122. another quote by shiva600 · · Score: 1

    Here in Europe theres a quote wich translates like this:

    If it doesnt kill you, itll make you harder.

    At least your arteries. heh.

  123. The Daily Routine by Spunk · · Score: 1

    [alarm clock. wakes up groggy]

    [pours a cup of coffee]

    [reads morning Slashdot stories]

    Oh, shit!

    [dies]

  124. Erectile Dysfunction by ed1park · · Score: 1

    If the study showed that coffee hardened arteries, then it stands to reason that this will affect genital blood flow and cause erectile dysfunction (ED) in men and clitoral dysfunction in women.

    I think cigarettes are one of the the leading causes of ED because they harden blood vessels. If the blood vessels harden, they are less likely to expand when filling with blood. Thus limp dick.

    Think about that while your sucking down that next cup of coffee and puffing on that cig.

  125. Feh by mrfiddlehead · · Score: 1

    I'm not too worried since I had my first cup of coffee over 30 years ago. If it really caused that much damage I'd be dead by now.

    --
    :wq
  126. coffee ... bah .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thank God I only drink Coke ...

  127. I wish they'd make up their minds... by Puppet+Master · · Score: 1
    I seem to recall a story about 15 years ago (give or take), where they say coffee is good for the heart. The caffiene jump starts it in the morning...


    Pretty soon they'll tell you that sleeping is bad for your health too.

    --
    The day Microsoft creates a product that doesn't suck, it will be known as the Microsoft Vaccuum Cleaner!
  128. ah, youth by Morrig · · Score: 1

    I have to say that this is one of the reasons I'm happy to be young and foolish. My blood pressure's nice and low anyway. Caffeine forever!

  129. Re: My coffee shits: adrenaline sim / stim ? by Randym · · Score: 2
    Usually after my first major caffeine hit in the morning, I get the "coffee shits".



    Wierd! Me too! I theorize that the rise in blood pressure combined with the sugar and cream I liberally add (coffee is bitter!) inadvertently send the signal to my colon that it's time to excrete by suggesting to my brain that I've just had an adrenaline rush: time to dump 'n' run!. Sugar level in blood and blood pressure rise suddenly: what else is it supposed to think?



    Well, that's what I get for having a highly interconnected neural network as my CPU 8^P.

    --
    DNA is a Turing machine. You, however, being dynamic and emergent, are not.
  130. Re:Fix this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, now that was prophetic signature!