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Toonami Producer on Editing Process

Bonker writes "Anime News Network is featuring an interview with Jason Demarco, senior writer and producer for Cartoon Network's 'Toonami' block. Mr. Demarco explains why and how the editing process for several anime shown on Toonami, Midnight Run, and Adult Swim happen, as well as the pressure they're under to produce a product acceptable not only to fans but to parents as well. " Gives an interesting perspective on what CN goes through to get certain anime on US TV. I've said it before, but I'd still love a Toonami channel that didn't need to edit (or maybe just less). I watch more Toonami then any channel.

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  1. Dear RoboTroll, by RoboTroll · · Score: -1
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  3. you can't say that on television by Cryptopotamus · · Score: 0

    [Censor'd]

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  4. Title? by Cheetah86 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That should be 'toonami' not 'tonami'!

    1. Re:Title? by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 0

      Kind of a new low, isn't it?

      Seriously, guys, it just isn't that hard to proofread posts. Ask the FedEx guy for help if you have to.

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    2. Re:Title? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That should be 'toonami' not 'tonami'!

      Actually, that would make a great ad for French viewers: "toonami, ton ami" (which means "toonami, your friend" for the foreign language challenged). A bit cheesy, but still.

    3. Re:Title? by Bonker · · Score: 2

      This was my typo and not Taco's. He fixed it after the fact. The Then/Than was all his, tho....

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  5. more boring anime crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    I cant wait to pay my subscription fee to defray the editors' childish preoccupations. Anime is sucky commercial animation. As art, it's inferior to such even such stalwart American favorites as "Dogs Playing Poker" or "Elvis on Black Velvet."


    On balance, I find /. utterly inane on pretty much every level.

  6. why the 18+ by CmdrTaco+(editor) · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why does the adult swim have to be so highly rated if they censor it? I watch anime to see lots of action (with blood of course) and at least some partial nudity. They might as well censor it down completely if they cut that stuff out.

    1. Re:why the 18+ by kesuki · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cartoon Network isn't running seperate feeds for east coast/west coast. Sceptics should check the showtimes.
      That means that a show in adult swim is showing in the same time block as primetime, which means they need to keep it to primetime TV standards and that is TV-14. Remember all the trouble MTV got into for not having standards for Beavis and butthead? They aired it in prime time, but had too much swearing and violence and ended up putting the show into the 11 PM eastern time slot. Sticking to the TV-14 standards makes sure the shows are edited down to what you can see in shows like NYPD blues. If they ran the seperate feeds for each coast and aired around the time southpark does they could loosen the standards a little.
      Oh and the 18+ is what is known as a 'marketing' gimic. They know there are a lot of anime fans out there. If they can get more of them to watch slightly edited 'adult swim' blocks it makes more animes possible to bring over.
      BTW TV-14 does allow brief nudity, so they could for instance have run un-edited tenchi if it had been an adult swim program instead of a toonami block. I also hope they do more of the uncut midnight run. Gundam wing was shown uncut there and that was really awesome of them. I know you have a Tivo so if they do more uncut midnight runs you'll be sure to catch them.

    2. Re:why the 18+ by TheAJofOZ · · Score: 2
      Cartoon Network isn't running seperate feeds for east coast/west coast. Sceptics should check the showtimes [cartoonnetwork.com].

      It goes a bit further than that though - I'm in Australia and watching all the same programming. They do take into account the different time zone (so the midnight run is on at midnight) but don't seem to change much else. All the shows seem to appear on /. at the same time they appear on my TV set.

      Australia of course, has an entirely different rating system to the US (largely based on the same ideas) so I would expect that CN is not only paying attention to what the American ratings allow but also what the Australian ratings allow. Same goes for audience complaints, they could come from anywhere.

    3. Re:why the 18+ by Zogg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, what you're seeing there is an error in the Cartoon Network online grid. If you're on the east coast, check your local listings (as well as your TV) and you'll see that everything is shifted 3 hours later than what the online grid says. (Why is it like that? Got me, however that grid tends to be flakey on a regular basis.)

      Cartoon Network does in fact have 2 feeds, 1 for East and 1 for Pacific. Mountain people get the Pacific feed (putting their showings 1 hour later than pacific) while central gets the east coast feed (making those showings 1 hour earlier.) So, that means... Adult Swim airs from 10pm - 1am (East/Pac), 11pm-2am (Mountain), 9pm-12am (Central). Given that primetime runs until 10pm (I believe), this would put the last hour of AdultSwim in this "less stringent" zone you speak of.

      The truth is, the editting has nothing to do with the timeslot regulations, and everything to do with the Cartoon Network policy of not going over TV-14. It doesn't matter when it airs, CN wants any time to be at least "relatively" kid-friendly. The fact that AdultSwim got TV-14 at all is simply an experiment based on Toonami: The Midnight Run's ratings.

    4. Re:why the 18+ by TotallyUseless · · Score: 2, Informative

      i think thats 'CmdrTaco (editor)' not 'CmdrTaco' the editor. so no, you prolly dont know if user #564483 has a tivo.

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    5. Re:why the 18+ by sl0ppy · · Score: 1

      even more bizzarre, i've noticed a few older episodes of space ghost, starting with the "no children under 18" bit, moving on to a TVY7 rating.

      not sure why though ...

    6. Re:why the 18+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to what I guess I've always assumed, "prime time" is 7:00pm, and nothing else.

    7. Re:why the 18+ by kesuki · · Score: 2

      It's my understanding from friends in california that CN only runs one feed. I could be wrong, but at least two of my online friends from california get the shows at the same time I do. Either they have DSS systems and only have an easten feed or else your local cable broadcaster is running on a 3 hour taped delay. AFAIK the website has never had diferent time listings for eastern/pacific in the last 6 months. If you're right either all the web guys for CN are busy making java games for the kids or they can't debug a simple thing like a listings guide(I should hope it's the former though).

    8. Re:why the 18+ by James+Lanfear · · Score: 1

      Every cable system I've watched CN on in Oregon and Washington has been on the West Coast schedule. DirecTV does indeed use the East Coast feed here, and I generally watch that, then catch anything I miss on the local broadcast.

      I just noticed that the Toonami schedule lists everything as, e.g., "5.0 PM [e/p]", which implies that they expect seperate feeds.

    9. Re:why the 18+ by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      They do run separate feeds, but you do raise the important point that as Digital cable and satellite systems that carry both feeds proliferate, and automatic PVRs that enable time-shifting proliferate, the whole issue of when is an appropriate time to show a show is moot. Ultimately, preventing kids from watching naughty stuff will have to rely exclusively on restricting programs based on ratings.

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  7. Quick Summary by tb3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q: How do you determine what to edit?

    A: Whiny parents screaming, "Won't somebody think of the children?"

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    1. Re:Quick Summary by McTavi · · Score: 1
      That is a good question, and the first part of the answer bothers me.
      Sorry, we aren't allowed to give out those guidelines, they are "top secret."

      Is there a legal reason he isn't allowed to give the censorship guidelines out? I'm sure it is some 200+ pages of how to make sure the bar only serves frothy mugs of brown water, in the most legally binding way possible. Then it makes me wonder just why the general public aren't allowed to read such a document.

      I can understand the Alcohol consumption, Gambling, abuse of minors, and blood from any major wound. Then most of the language is understandable as for the swear words, just because some kids would quote whoever says them. Then to a kid over fourteen "kill" isn't shocking, it probably isn't very shocking to a kid over eight nowadays. Then the references to God is rather interesting. Do they give all recognized religions similar guide lines? Or, just mentioning of the word, god, because they are afraid that someone will hear just that and not even wait to consider the context? Then the real judgment calls if the editor cuts or changes would defiantly be listed under the last part of "situations considered too brutal or intense for younger viewers". I'm sure this section makes the most interesting read of the guidelines, if it has a few examples.

      Then if a kid is too dependent to let others to say what they can and can not hear, they should be asleep by 10 pm, not sitting in their room watching late night tv.

    2. Re:Quick Summary by Vermifax · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Probably the reason they aren't allowed to give it out, is if they 'slip' and allow something on the list through, the parents can throw the list back in their face.

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    3. Re:Quick Summary by stux · · Score: 1

      Also, CN has formulated their guidelines for producing a US palatable version of Anime shows, and they probably consider this to be a trade secret...

      Of course, any other network wanting to do similar cuts of anime could work them out quickly.

      But I do agree with the legal reasons. If you say what your standards are, then you can get held to those standards.

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    4. Re:Quick Summary by b0g0n · · Score: 1

      The kind of mindset that results in censorship is grotesque and possibly dangerous. Censorship interferes with my free access to information. In limiting the content of information it does violence to the truth; it produces a lie. How am I to form accurate judgements about my world based on distorted information? Garbage in, garbage out.

      And what of the children? Will they be better equipped for life if raised in a fairy tale sandbox? Or will they do better if inculcated with a firm grasp on reality?

      I can't believe someone was prepared to sue Cartoon Network over the content of a cartoon. Is he so avaricious and venal? Or is he just an idiot? If he sees something on his television that he doesn't like, why doesn't he just change the channel? Or better yet, turn the box off and read a book. On second thought, if he is so terrified that he might accidently be exposed to unadulterated content, perhaps he should stick with Readers Digest.

    5. Re:Quick Summary by esper · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or will they do better if inculcated with a firm grasp on reality?

      Uh, dude? We're talking about giant robots with laser swords here...

    6. Re:Quick Summary by b0g0n · · Score: 1

      I was talking about information in general. Anime is a kind of information. When you look at a cartoon you see not only a story about giant robots, et cetera, but you can see something about the animator's view of the world as well. Why do we watch anime in preference to American cartoons? There must be something special about that Japanese point of view.

  8. I Hate Anime by tealover · · Score: -1

    Who's with me?

    Taco, can you fascinate yourself on your own time?

    Thank you

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    1. Re:I Hate Anime by ArnoldYabenson · · Score: 1
      you think that lame-ass Seinfeld .sig qualifies you as an arbiter of taste, mofo?

  9. Yeah cartoons... by j0nkatz · · Score: -1

    That's high tech news there! NOT!

    Thank God for AdSubtract Pro!!!

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  10. boobies and penises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    i like them both, because both are fun and bouncy and warm and they are fleshy wonderful, and they both get my own weiner very bouncy warm and stiffy. have you all noticed that slashdot is starting to suck?

    1. Re:boobies and penises by sithkhan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      For the record --- Plural of penis is penes ...

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    2. Re:boobies and penises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      No it's not. It's penii.

    3. Re:boobies and penises by number+one+duck · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Plural of penis is gay.

    4. Re:boobies and penises by matrix29 · · Score: 1

      For the record --- Plural of penis is penes ...

      He's right
      http://www.circumstitions.com/Glossary.html
      penes
      L. plural of penis. Penises is clear; peni and penii would be the plurals of "penus" and "penius".

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  11. Subtitles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It'd be really nice to have a Toonami channel that had only subbed anime (for those of us who don't prefer dubs). It'd certainly save me money, as I waste my money on tons of DVDs.

    1. Re:Subtitles? by ArnoldYabenson · · Score: 1
      It'd be really nice to have a Toonami channel that had only subbed anime (for those of us who don't prefer dubs). It'd certainly save me money, as I waste my money on tons of DVDs.

      That would also solve the protesting parents problem, as it's unlikely that their subliterate little ass-bastards would be watching a subbed cartoon. Of course, this being a nation of subliterate ass-bastards, it would be hell on ratings.

      On a more serious note, it's people like you that cause my local movie-snob video shop to carry subs instead of dubs. Maybe that makes sense for Akira, but all I wanted to do was rent some Giant Robo for my 6-year-old nephew (subliterate little ass-bastard). Why subs? Why?

    2. Re:Subtitles? by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      I used action anime and subs to improve the reading skills of my 9 year old semi-subliterate nephew.

      Worked like a charm

      DVDs, subs and dubs. . . .

      Sub only becoming the accepted norm would cut down on prices and release delay by A TON though.

    3. Re:Subtitles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it looks like you were saved by subtitles. Although there's absolutely no sex in GiantRobo (although there was virtually no sex in Akira, either), it is most certainly _not_ suitable for a six year old. I think (hope?) it has far more violence than you realize. Except for the lack of a nude shot (very brief in Akira, I might add), it is almost as violent (although not brutally so, I suppose) as Akira!
      As for why your video store carry subtitled movies, perhaps it's because they actually care about the quality of film available for rent? Have you watched dubbed anime? They're terrible...

    4. Re:Subtitles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, considering that subs have historically cost more than dubs, it seems doubtfull that releasing only subs would drop the prices.

      The trick is that dubs will reach a wider audience, but most of the more enthusiastic viewers prefer subs. Since these 'more enthusiastic viewers' will be the same group that would be willing to spend more per tape, upping the price of subs doesn't significantly drop the number of purchases. DVD is an interesting wrinkle... Having both available on one medium will eventually negate this long standing bit of price gouging... Admittedly, considering how much of a shoe string budget most of the companies that handle imports are on, I can't really hold the old system against them...

    5. Re:Subtitles? by prmths · · Score: 1

      dont most tv's have a main and secondary audio channel? and 'closed captions' ?
      would be nice to see that technology put to some use...
      --- just a thought..

    6. Re:Subtitles? by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      You are forgetting to calculate in production costs and such.

      Casting has to be done with Dubs (not neccisarily GOOD casting but. . . . )

      Studio time has to be used, you need a director and and a soundman and someone to remix the audio tracks and so forth.

      It costs money.

      Subs are something that can be done quickly (a matter of months for an entire series) and cheaply (you need a team of translaters for doing a Dub anyways, you just tell them not to naturalize it as much for speech. Somebody to do the timing and overlay the subtitles would also help.)

      So while Dubs take more resources to do, Subtitles are quicker and cheaper, especialy now thanks to digital editing techniques which make doing all of the timing and overlay work damn nearly childplay.

      For DVDs, you have a very limited market anyways. I have seen Dub vs Sub serveys that highly favored Subs, especialy if the price was lowered.

      Of course this is all coming from me, I who refuse to pay $20 for a DVD because well hell that is a rip off. :) I would pay $20 for an Anime DVD of course, but that is because I am willing to accept shipping fees.

      (Yes I realize how few Anime DVDs are sold and that prices have to be artificaly risen in order to make up for guarnteed already low sales rates, but. . . . shoot... Anime DVDs cost a lot of money! :( )

      Then again I also refuse to buy music CDs for $20 because I *still* remember the promises that Music CDs would /DROP/ the price of buying music.

      I still see ads on TV selling CDs for higher prices that cassette tapes. What in the world is up with that? I am not paying $2 extra for something that cost LESS for the company to make!

      Bah. Damn friggin con artists. :P

      Still though, back on the topic of Anime DVDs, if the DVDs were subtitled only then the overall production cost could go down by a lot. Hopefuly the DVDs could be sold at or around the $20 mark.

      Actualy FILLING the DVD up would help also. . . . Grrr. I do NOT appreciate it when a DVD is only 3/4ths or hell even 1/2 full! (and those DVDs that have a mere one thirty minute episode per disc on them... eeeevil)

    7. Re:Subtitles? by jon+doh! · · Score: 1

      kind of on the same subject, but i read that for the Sopranos, the cast reshot some scenes in each episode for when it's syndicated and shipped off to network tv. they changed the words they used, cut the nudity, and toned down the violence, but it's all the original actors. thought that was kinda cool, and i'd almost be willing to watch it just to see how different they made it..

    8. Re:Subtitles? by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Hmm, so showtime then has the original uncut version and other channels show the 'refined' versions?

    9. Re:Subtitles? by ArnoldYabenson · · Score: 1
      Giant Robo is a title I picked out of a hat, I was actually riffing off of a complaint of a friend of mine with 2 pre-schoolers.

      If I recall correctly, his problem was with a video shop that started carrying more Ranma and Sailor Moon at his request (request made for his kids), yet the movie-snob management chose to get subs over dubs. That, you gotta admit, is going too far.

      While most dubs are abysmal, Cowboy Bebop, and anime features like Blood, Jin-Roh and Metropolis, show they don't have to be. Despite Viz's so-so job of dubbing, dubbed Ranma is still better than much US "product" for kids. (Yes, I am aware of the topless scenes in Ranma. I really don't think animated breasts are a problem for kids who haven't been taught that they're a problem.)

  12. We love you CmdrTaco! by micromoog · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Tonami Producer on Editing Process

    It's good to see our subscription dollars hard at work, with CmdrTaco always finding new and more obvious ways to misspell the headlines.

    1. Re:We love you CmdrTaco! by nzkoz · · Score: 1

      You forgot then/than his favourite silly mistake.

      I watch more Toonami then any channel.

      I really don't understand how he can keep making it. The keys are nowhere near one another (different fingers & rows man!)

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    2. Re:We love you CmdrTaco! by I2*R · · Score: 1

      ...assuming he's using a QWERTY keyboard http://www.mwbrooks.com/dvorak/

    3. Re:We love you CmdrTaco! by nzkoz · · Score: 1

      Well I'm using another layout altogether, a variation on the maltron (http://www.maltron.co.uk/) layout on my kinesis (http://www.kinesis-ergo.com/) keyboard.

      But I'd wager good money that he's using QWERTY

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    4. Re:We love you CmdrTaco! by Bonker · · Score: 2

      I'm pretty sure that 'Tonami' was my mistake, and that Taco fixed it after it was posted.

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    5. Re:We love you CmdrTaco! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

      So what its just a typo. The sad part is that the "face of linux" and a cabal of geeks just won't implement a spellcheck for their articles. Its just helps to make this forum look more juvenile than it really is. Imagine what newcomers think, "The grammer is terrible and the interface isn't so hot."

    6. Re:We love you CmdrTaco! by Mayor+McPenisman · · Score: -1

      you sir, have too much time to waste. What if an alien, only versed in the qwerty system were to show up at your computer? He would have a fucking hard time getting his work done, that's for sure. Try and think of the aliens for once.

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    7. Re:We love you CmdrTaco! by Shade,+The · · Score: 1

      That's part of the charm! (And I'm serious about that)

    8. Re:We love you CmdrTaco! by Aqualung · · Score: 2

      Quoth gad_zuki!
      Imagine what newcomers think, "The grammer is terrible and the interface isn't so hot."

      Well, if the newcomers can't even spell grammar correctly, I seriously doubt they'll spot any of CmdrTaco's other little typos. :-)

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  13. s/tonami/toonami (nt) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -forque

  14. Ya know... by Slarty · · Score: 1

    There's more to Toonami than Anime. (Although not much more these days) I know this may put me in the vast geek minority, but I'm just not a big anime fan. And for the record, it's really annoying now that SGC2C is down to once a week...

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    1. Re:Ya know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AFAIK, Toonami is the name for Cartoon Network's anime block on Saturday. Adult Swim is their name for the other adult-oriented block that now only runs on Sunday night. Adult Swim contains Space Ghost, Toonami does not, which only airs anime.

    2. Re:Ya know... by ArnoldYabenson · · Score: 1
      toonami=tsunami (Japanese, from tsu, harbor and nami, wave). Space Ghost isn't Japanese, he's alien.

    3. Re:Ya know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Toonami also runs (or ran) Batman Beyond, and Batman, both of which were american made (and therefore unfit to be shown on television for any reason)

  15. Is the editing really that hard by Spit_Fire1 · · Score: 1

    I mean do it like a movie on TV skip the violent scenes, skip the adult scenes, and for the foul language insert phrases like, Son of a Gun, and don't let me beat you up.

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    1. Re:Is the editing really that hard by 512k · · Score: 1

      to quote from the article "it requires that the producer know each episode of the show like the back of his/her hand, to ensure that a scene isn't cut from episode 22 that has major ramifications in episode 50."

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    2. Re:Is the editing really that hard by Spit_Fire1 · · Score: 1

      Cutting the whole scene could, but cutting the blood fountain out of the death scene is not really important for later episodes.

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    3. Re:Is the editing really that hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to brake it to you but the editing for a lot of movies that come to TV SUCK! CN does (for the most part) an outstanding job conciding their viewers and the advertisers

    4. Re:Is the editing really that hard by Yobgod+Ababua · · Score: 1

      What if key dialogue occrus during the "fountain of blood"? What if important things happen in the background, or foreground? What if the entirety of that death scene is a bloody mess, but it's crucial that the viewer be aware that this character has been killed for continuity reasons?

      Like the man says, it's not easy.

      Personally, I applaud them for putting so much effort into trying to keep the story and feel of the original while making it possible for the show to be shown on TV at all.

    5. Re:Is the editing really that hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah what happens when you cut the blood fountain and ensuing gasp and cheer from the crowd out of the Pit of Death scene in "Army of Darkness"?

  16. SGC2C??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And for the record, it's really annoying now that SGC2C is down to once a week...

    hmm... because it sucks and it's terribly boring?

  17. My thought on the matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I know this is off-topic, but I just have to say it: I think Slashdot's new move towards advertising is a GREAT THING!

    The ads give the site a slick, "commercial" look it so desperately needed, the same way Red Hat gave Linux the slick "commercial" look that IT so desperately needed.

    I for one, applaud the wise move made by the owners of this site and other successful open-source GNU-like commercial ventures.

  18. slashdot wont live much longer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    It is very sick, it will soon die. Good riddance slashdot, you rode the wave of dot-com greed to achieve popularity. But you are not sustainable. No one will miss you. No one will worry that cmder Tacos will have to pimp out his fiance to keep his house from being reposessed. Slashdot sucks, so does linux.

  19. BUY DVD by Wuss912 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    juat buy DVD thats Unedited.
    and higher quality

    1. Re:BUY DVD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy the DVD?

      When was the last time someone yelled "Boycott?"

      Welcome to slashdot. We like shiny things here.

  20. Re:My thought on the matter... HES RIGHT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    SOMEBODY MOD THIS GUY UP!!!

    It may be off-topic but it really makes a good point, and I'm sure it will improve the morale of Cmdr Taco and the gang to read it!!

  21. And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you continue to read and post. Admit it. You're addicted.

  22. Well you know... by Microlith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nothing's gonna solve the editing problem. It's on a network aimed at children, and children do watch.

    Only way to get around that here in the states would be to have sci-fi suck it up and show it uncut with a (frequent) TV-M rating (though many shows would be unfairly labeled as such).

    Even then, many of the best shows won't ever make it on TV here, simply because they don't have the style of Bebop, the Action element of gundam, and the "crap" that somehow attracts people like Dragonball Z does.

    Editing will likely bar some shows entirely from network TV. ADV, who holds the N. Am. license to Evangelion have said it won't be licensed for TV if it has to be edited.

    Or sometimes it's politics. The head of Toonami is a BIG Rurouni Kenshin fan. Problem is, Media Blasters can't show their (the original version) on TV. If kenshin ever hits the air in the US, it'll hit as "Samurai X," a hacked up, rewritten version of the original show (not related to the ADV release of the Kenshin OAVs as Samurai X).

    Screw TV. I'll stick with my DVDs thank you.

    1. Re:Well you know... by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      While I think Kenshin could air on Adult Swim with a TV-14 (and should), you raise a good point that a lot of anime has to be edited significantly even to bring it down that level. But why should they? Certainly parents will object, but we're not talking about shows for kids anymore. At some point CN is going to have to suck it up, ignore the parents, and start pitching AS to the advertisers for an older audience. Many, many shows get away with much, much more than CN is allowing.

      One question that wasn't asked and I wish had been is: would Adult Swim, under the right circumstances, be willing to produce TV-M shows? For popular shows like Evangelion, Berserk, Love Hina, and so forth, that's what it will take. If they can do that, THEN we can really start going down the unedited path.

      Also, I find it ironic that the two most heavily edited shows in the AS lineup air late at night, after FCC guidelines no longer apply. I don't understand why they can't just go back and splice in the original dialogue and scenes - it's easier than painting them out, that's for sure.

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    2. Re:Well you know... by Have+Blue · · Score: 2
      Look at his answers:
      Unfortunately, the shows put in for the premiere of the Adult Swim block were all slated to run on Toonami and were edited as such.
      The two late shows (Outlaw Star and Tenchi) were both inherited directly from Toonami. Future shows added to AS will be edited straight to TV-14.
    3. Re:Well you know... by Microlith · · Score: 2, Informative

      Kenshin COULD air, but would get a TV-M for many of it's 2nd season episodes. And it's unlikely Sony would be willing to let CN air the original version, and would push them to air their "Samurai X" hack and slash job.

      Just so you know, parents in Japan complained about the violence in Evangelion, and Berserk aired at 2:30 AM on a cable network.

      Regardless of the intention of the content, and the time, parents will be irresponsible and let their children watch, and will bitch and whine no matter WHAT they want.

      This is why a network with an overall direction towards a more mature audience would have to pick up the slack.

      Not that I REALLY care, since they will show it dubbed and I don't particularly like watching dubs (though I won't be hurt if I have to).

    4. Re:Well you know... by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      I already knew that. Nobody expected Evangelion to be the way it was, so it ended up being shown (inappropriately) at 5:00. But they didn't pull it. Berserk, obviously, would have to be the latest of the late night. (2 sounds about right).

      Since the swordplay in Kenshin rarely gets anyone killed, and borders on fantasy, they should have no problems showing it (not if they can show worse stuff on Cowboy Bebop anyway). There was only one scene in the whole series that I think deserves to be cut out (the one where Shishio cuts that guy in half).

      I also prefer subs, but I don't expect them on TV - however, more anime on TV means more audience in general, and therefore bigger budgets and larger staffs to pick up and translate more shows for the video market. Possibly even rentals at the video stores. Actually since I mainly watch fansubs, that doesn't affect me much either.

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    5. Re:Well you know... by kaphka · · Score: 1
      have sci-fi suck it up and show it uncut with a (frequent) TV-M rating (though many shows would be unfairly labeled as such).
      In my experience, the Sci Fi channel is usually much more censored than CN. I swear they once looped out the word "guts". ("I'm going to rip out his <dub>insides.</dub>")
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    6. Re:Well you know... by Microlith · · Score: 1

      Well consider supporting the US companies if you want the price to come down, instead of primarily watching fansubs.

      The only problem with an increase of interest from America in anime is the potential for it to alter the writing/direction of anime to make it more "suitable" for american audiences.

      Things aren't going well in Japan for many anime companies, so they're starting to pay a lot of attention to foreign markets. That may be both a good and bad thing...

      Oh and yes, fansubs piss off the Japanese companies as well, they take it out on the US companies.

    7. Re:Well you know... by stux · · Score: 1

      They played all of Eva on SBS (special broadcast service or somesuch) in Australia.

      SBS is a government channel.. and carries french, italian etc foreign material... as well as lots of arty type material...

      And is the only channel to catch the occasional anime :)

      And I think its normally fairly uncut :)

      I like SBS :)

      (no ads during the shows either :))

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  23. New Cartoon Network Channels... by Eddy+Johnson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A friend and I were just discussing Cartoon Network's current juggling act of all the material everyone wants to see, especially us not getting our fix of old-school cartoons. They should split into three different channels:

    TOONAMI: The current anime lineup, as well as stuff for "more mature audiences" later for the hardcore adult animers (or some undersexed, anime-hooked nerds like those who will read this reply, and therefore will mod it down, wrecking my karma. Meanies.)

    CARTOON CARTOON: Move all those goddamn annoying "Cartoon Cartoons" to this network. You know, stuff like Cow and Chicken and Sheep in the Big City. Some of it is good, but a select minority. Most of it is trash, but it brings in ratings from the little ones.

    OLD SCHOOL CARTOON NETWORK: My favorite. Scooby-Doo (all sans Scrappy), Hong Kong Phooey, Superfriends, Wacky Racers, Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Pink Panther, Snagglepuss, Huckleberry Hound, and all the good old stuff that I miss.

    Divide and conquer, Cartoon Network, by heeding the call of the wild Eddy Johnson!

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    1. Re:New Cartoon Network Channels... by Arrian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That would be a good idea. It would put the animation meant for little kids on a separate channel from the anime stuff making it more reasonable to do a lot less editing. They wouldn't have to worry about when little joey sneaks downstairs at night and hits the channel he usually watches "Courage the Cowardly Dog" on and instead gets Faye of "Cowboy Bebop'leaning over a table ripping some guy's shirt off because she thinks he has a tattoo of a snake. I have a feeling that's a significant part of why CN keeps editing their late nite blocks. After all, it's still a child-centric network.

      Whether this is economically feasable, however, is another story.

    2. Re:New Cartoon Network Channels... by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      Or walking in on two guys in bed together and shoving a gun in one of their mouths.

      Oh wait... that scene was edited. Didn't make much sense without it though.

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    3. Re:New Cartoon Network Channels... by kesuki · · Score: 2

      There is an old school network it's called 'Boomerang' look for it from you dish or digital cable provider. Perhaps they'll make a toonami channel someday, they've already brought the 'toonami' brand to WB kids. As far as Cartoon Cartoons go, well they're never on when I watch CN.

    4. Re:New Cartoon Network Channels... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      They already have your third option. It's called "Boomerang", however, it's not on the second tier of DirecTV so I haven't seen it.

      I agree about "Cartoon Cartoon", it seems like when Dexter and Johnny Bravo, etc, were new, most of the "Cartoon Cartoon"'s were pretty good, but nowadays they've gotten annoying. Even JB isn't as good as it used to be.

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    5. Re:New Cartoon Network Channels... by Arrian · · Score: 1

      Hell, _I_ was more than a little taken aback first time I saw that one. Cool thing was, it wasn't gratuitous (sp?), it wasn't like something you'd see on Stern, it fit into the plot well.

    6. Re:New Cartoon Network Channels... by PinkStainlessTail · · Score: 1
      The Old School Cartoon Network already exists in some markets. it's called "Boomerang" and is entirely made up of Turner's Hannah-Barberra library (including Thundarr!).

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    7. Re:New Cartoon Network Channels... by niftyeric · · Score: 1

      Or "Mr. Saxaphone." ;)

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  24. Why Evangelion will never be on Toonami... by EvilBuu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the article:

    "Any direct references to religion, especially juxtaposed with violence, sexuality or hypocrisy, is not allowed. ... Anime is often full of stereotypes surrounding race and religion that non-otaku will not understand and will take offense to. ... People in America generally don't want that kind of thing in their cartoons, however you and I may feel about it."

    Maybe if Americans had the chance to see cartoons with that kind of thing, they'd change their minds. Of course this is probably a mixed blessing, as Evangelion is already incomprehensible enough without TV-Y7 editing...

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    1. Re:Why Evangelion will never be on Toonami... by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      I think the only thing that will top the maelstrom of parents and the religious right screaming about all the sex, violence, and religion in Evangelion, will be the fans screaming a disbelieving "What the hell is this?!" when they air the last two episodes.

      LOL... Evangelion with a TV-Y7 rating would be about 30 minutes long.

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      ---If you can't trust a nerd, who can you trust?

    2. Re:Why Evangelion will never be on Toonami... by Maul · · Score: 1

      I think the only thing that will top the maelstrom of parents and the religious right screaming about all the sex, violence, and religion in Evangelion, will be the fans screaming a disbelieving "What the hell is this?!" when they air the last two episodes.

      OR the fans screaming, "I hate you, Gainax!" when
      they air the alternate ending, End of Evangelion.

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    3. Re:Why Evangelion will never be on Toonami... by thryllkill · · Score: 1
      I liked EoE...

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    4. Re:Why Evangelion will never be on Toonami... by Microlith · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well that and:

      ADV has said repeatedly that they will not license TV broadcast rights to any network that will have to edit the show.

      Thus why many PBS stations show it (subbed even) in its entirety, HBO could do it, and Sci-Fi maybe late at night.

      CN? Never.

    5. Re:Why Evangelion will never be on Toonami... by Proteus+Child · · Score: 1
      Somehow, I get the feeling that a depiction of the angel Samael in the opening sequence (or the sephirothic system, for that matter) would cause a great deal of trouble among some of the more knowledgable parents.

      Though I do recall hearing rumours that Eva was shown on the west coast on cable television about two or three years ago... never heard for certain one way or the other, though.

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    6. Re:Why Evangelion will never be on Toonami... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not cable, PBS, local San Jose station KTEH. They show everything subbed and unedited. They didn't take some nutidy out when they showed Bubblegum Crisis (putting on suits and such) and ruin explorers (gratutious nutidy with main character in a bath). Incredibly cool station imho.

    7. Re:Why Evangelion will never be on Toonami... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Isn't there another cartoon network offshoot thing for old people with old cartoons?

    8. Re:Why Evangelion will never be on Toonami... by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can imagine the edited, inoffensive Evangelion.


      Pen-Pen walks out of the shower, shakes himself, and then walks away.

      The rest has to go.

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    9. Re:Why Evangelion will never be on Toonami... by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 1

      Where exactly do they show the angel Samael?

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    10. Re:Why Evangelion will never be on Toonami... by rhavyn · · Score: 2

      Not quite true. They try and show everything subbed, but in some cases they can't. Case in point, they aired Serial Experiment Lain complete and uncut, but the publisher only provided them with dubbed versions so they had no option.

    11. Re:Why Evangelion will never be on Toonami... by Proteus+Child · · Score: 1
      Where exactly do they show the angel Samael?

      In the opening sequence within the first thirty seconds, there is a receeding line drawing of an angelic form with the masque that some of the shito have on them (a downward-pointing teardrop shape with a pair of circular eyes). It's an old rendition of Samael (I think Hebrew in origin - my grasp of Hebrew is rusty these days).

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    12. Re:Why Evangelion will never be on Toonami... by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a perfect Linux or /. movie.

    13. Re:Why Evangelion will never be on Toonami... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

      Whoever started this thread, thanks. I needed a laugh right about now. ;-)

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  25. Is there really that much anime? by loucura! · · Score: 1

    Is there that much quality anime that would warrant an entire toonami channel? I'm not an anime expert, but I can barely count off ten titles that are worth showing repeatedly, let alone in the 23.428 minutes that CN gives the anime shows...

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    1. Re:Is there really that much anime? by Malic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh Good Lord! You have no idea! It would be too easy to fill a Toonami channel. There are more themes in Anime beyond just big robots, "big" girls in big robots, reluctant boy with 6 girlfriends, etc.

      The editing requirements could be Promethian, however.

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    2. Re:Is there really that much anime? by cryptochrome · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Are you kidding? There's no end of shows they could air. Anime has been going on a looooong time in Japan.

      The main thing would be to bring the titles that haven't made it to the American video market either to mix up the subject matter. Lupin, for instance, was a huge series, but only the movies and a couple of episodes have distributed commercially.

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    3. Re:Is there really that much anime? by Maul · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is plenty of good anime. However, I'm not sure
      how much of that would really be very successful on American television.

      For Example:

      I don't think showing Love Hina would survive through the censorship ringers. If every
      panty shot and accidental incident of the male
      character walking in on the females while they
      are naked is removed, there wouldn't be that much
      to put on air.

      Nadesico is just full of parody and references to other anime. I don't think most American viewers
      would appreciate the show within the show, Gekigangar 3, very much.

      InuYasha is probably too heavily based on Japanese
      mythology. Plus, while it is an excellent series,
      it has lots of violent fighting that would probably
      be destroyed by censors.

      And showing Evangelion would probably make Toonami the target of every religous, human rights, parenting, whatever group in the country unless they edited it so much that it wouldn't be the same series.

      ....

      Though there is probably plently of lucritive opportunity for someone to start a tentacle pr0n channel on Pay-Per-View. (Joke)

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    4. Re:Is there really that much anime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If every panty shot and accidental incident of the male character walking in on the females while they are naked is removed, there wouldn't be that much to put on air." If that is true, maybe there wasnt much of that show putting on the air anyway. just watch some spring break movie or something.

    5. Re:Is there really that much anime? by sketerpot · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm starting to get interested. I don't care if I never see a big Voltron-style robot again, but some of that other stuff could be pretty good.

      As for the editing, I have an idealistic rant on that topic:

      Why do we need editing at all for these things? What is wrong with seeing someone naked, or drinking alcohol, or swearing? As Bennett Haselton pointed out, cuss words are just syllables. Bodies are just bodies. This insanity pervades society, and I'm sick of it! It isn't just just religious right wackos who sold their brains to God and think that the rest of us have sold our souls to the devil, it's common among just about everyone you walk up to, at least where I live. Kids in school will curse copiously at each other and call each other "gaywad!" and "jewish!", and it is overlooked. If one of them curses in front of an adult with a word like fuck, however, they'll be scolded in a burning fuse tone of voice. Why the hipocrisy?

      Nudity is natural. A little artful nudity can add an excellent touch to something that would stand without it, as a rule. So why is it so near ubiquitously percieved in America as "harmful to children"? Why do films containing suggestive scenes like the one in Zorro actually carry warning labels?

      I wish someone would come along and end our society's insanity. But most likely these things will be washed away by time. I await the future.

    6. Re:Is there really that much anime? by ArnoldYabenson · · Score: 1
      The editing requirements could be Promethian, however

      A premium all-anime channel for $10/month would have no editing requirements whatsoever, just dubbing/subbing chores to be done. I'd sign up in a minute. "Kero Kero Hime" and "Digi Charat" in the mornings, "GALS," "Child's Toy" and "His and "Her Circumstances" in the afternoons, "Big O" and "Giant Robo" in late afternoon, "Fushigi Yuugi" and "El Hazard" in early prime, "Noir" and "Excel Saga" in late prime. At 10, a selected anime feature, followed by an all-night block of classic anime. Intersperse with it all some "Making of" featurettes and creator interviews. Closed captions will carry subs, SAP Channel has the dubs.

      Let me at it!!!!

    7. Re:Is there really that much anime? by ArnoldYabenson · · Score: 1

      You never saw Love Hina, sir, did you? It's not about events, its about character.

    8. Re:Is there really that much anime? by Exatron · · Score: 1

      There should be enough action animation for a Toonami channel, asssuming that we ignore the bizarre notion that only anime should be on Toonami. If CN could reacquire the rights to every series that has ever aired on Toonami we would have Voltron, Robotech, Thundercats, Batman, Superman, Batman Beyond, Reboot, Beast Wars, The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest, Dragonball Z, Dragonball, several Gundam series, Outlaw Star, The Big O, the Tenchi series, Sailor Moon, and the campy Hannah-Barbera action shorts. Acquiring the rights to series that have aired on Kids WB would add Men in Black, The Jackie Chan Adventures, and X-Men Evolution. The lineup could be expanded further by purchasing the rights to series like Transformers and GI Joe.

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    9. Re:Is there really that much anime? by matrix29 · · Score: 1

      A premium all-anime channel for $10/month would have no editing requirements whatsoever, just dubbing/subbing chores to be done. I'd sign up in a minute. "Kero Kero Hime" and "Digi Charat" in the mornings, "GALS," "Child's Toy" and "His and "Her Circumstances" in the afternoons, "Big O" and "Giant Robo" in late afternoon, "Fushigi Yuugi" and "El Hazard" in early prime, "Noir" and "Excel Saga" in late prime. At 10, a selected anime feature, followed by an all-night block of classic anime. Intersperse with it all some "Making of" featurettes and creator interviews. Closed captions will carry subs, SAP Channel has the dubs.

      Let me at it!!!!


      AMEN!
      If some enterprising company goes the HBO or SHOWTIME route and show uncensored Anime 24-hours-a-day they'll have a customer here. The tapes are too pricey to investigate all the subgenres and I don't have the time to track them down in their various markets. I'm tired of an entire artform being watered down to the lowest-common-crybaby tier. If they can show the stuff with stories and not wallow in demon-rape porn and the disturbing obsession Japanese men have with schoolgirls & snuff-porn I'll also devote a few hours a day watching the Anime channel.

      So let me whisper this to the channels with money and experience getting into the premium viewer market...
      HBO & CINEMAX why are you not considering a stab at this concept? You have SHOWTIME EXTREME and 5 HBO networks. There is a prebuilt audience that spends thousands of dollars every year on Anime. Would they scoff at $10 / month? Think about it!"
      (Again, my sig is not just for show.)

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    10. Re:Is there really that much anime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, Lupin... Huge is an understatement. Three separate TV series numbering in the hundreds of episodes each I believe. Just about one movie a year since the 70's... And it's nigh impossible to bring over here because of rather interesting copyright situations. Since Lupin is the supposed grandson of Arseine(sp?) Lupin, a character from som classic french novels, there are some complex copyright issues. Basically, the series was created in Japan without asking or acquiring rights... When it became big, the estate of the author of the novels about the original Lupin got annoyed. They got the rights to use the name Lupin in Japan, but not outside of Japan... Thus, in order to import Lupin you would(in theory) have to either remove the name Lupin(which has been done), or arrange for rights with that estate...

      Funny thing is, it looks like one company is trying to bring over some of the movies... unfortunately it is Funimation... On the positive side, they're starting with Legend of the Twilight Gemini, which is a really great movie.

    11. Re:Is there really that much anime? by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      Well the intersting nature of Japanese pronunciation and transliteration means Lupin can also be spelled Rupan, thus dodging the issue.

      Oh yeah. Also, fuck the French and their perpetual and overly-restrictive copyrights.

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    12. Re:Is there really that much anime? by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

      My friend, please allow me to direct you to Right Stuf International. Browse the clearance section and pick up a few tapes. You might be surprised how much good anime there really is! ;-)

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  26. I agree, Red Hat did the right thing by sticks_us · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    After messing around with Slackware, I just about had enough! A friend of mine tried to get me into Linux. I thought it would be easy (I am a certified Sun Systems Administrator) but I spent the better part of an entire week getting it working!

    Thank goodness for Red Hat! The analogy applies to Slashdot as well. I remember Slashdot from the "good" old days, and boy, it was pretty clunky. The new version is a nice commercial representation of geek(tm)dom.

    Congrats!

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  27. The many shortcomings of Linux by RoboTroll · · Score: -1
    The many Linux shortcomings.

    Before everyone gets upset, please follow me as I outline some of the critical shortcomings in Linux. First is the lack of re-entrant kernel threads. The net affect of this is a poor execution of both multi-tasking on uniprocessor systems and multi-processor systems. In a uniprocessor system the lack of reentrant kernel threads allows applications to control processor time. This cooperative multitasking is ineffecient, and systems intensive. In a multiprocessor box you wind up with an asynchronous multitaksing environment, where processor load is not balanced across the two or more processors. The net result in both situations is that processes take longer to execute. Needless to say, Windows excels at all of these.

    The next is poor execution of asynchronous I/O, which is necessary for efficient communications. In fact, the execution of asynchronous I/O in Linux is quite poor, especially when compared to Windows. When subjected to the Transaction Processing Council's C and D tests, which measure transactions per minute, Linux fares poorly compared to commercial variants of Unix, BSD, and NT. The net result of this is an increased cost of ownership, as the cost of each transaction is much higher than the cost associated with Windows NT.

    Another serious setback for Linux is the lack of a journalling file system. This makes data storage unreliable, and backup and recovery a dicey proposition. SGI said they would port the IRIX file system to Linux, but I haven't heard anything about this yet. However, when you look at the major commercial NOS's, they all have journalling file systems, including Sun, SCO, Windows NT, Banyan Vines, HP/UX, AIX, and Novell. Windows has cleary beaten Linux to the punch here.

    I look forward to watching Linux as it grows up. I do believe it may have a bright future. It just isn't there yet! Too bad I will have to wait many years for Linux to become a viable option in the operating system arena. If I were to believe everything I read about Linux, I would have to assume that it will save the world! Please, let us also be honest and present Linux and all its many shortcomings when you are downtalking Windows.

    Troll 40 of 131 from the annals of the Troll Library .

  28. How to Remove Linux and Install Windows on Your Co by RoboTroll · · Score: -1
    How to Remove Linux and Install Windows on Your Computer (Q247804)

    The information in this article applies to:

    Microsoft Windows 2000 , Advanced Server
    Microsoft Windows 2000 , Datacenter Server
    Microsoft Windows 2000 , Professional
    Microsoft Windows 2000 , Server
    Microsoft Windows NT Server version 4.0
    Microsoft Windows NT Workstation version 4.0

    For a Microsoft Windows XP version of this article, see Q314458 .

    SUMMARY
    This article describes how you can remove the Linux operating system from your computer, and install a Windows operating system. This article also assumes that Linux is already installed on the hard disk using Linux native and Linux swap partitions, which are incompatible with the Windows operating system, and that there is no free space left on the drive.

    Windows and Linux can coexist on the same computer. For additional information, refer to your Linux documentation.

    MORE INFORMATION
    To install Windows on a system that has Linux installed when you want to remove Linux, you must manually delete the partitions used by the Linux operating system. The Windows-compatible partition can be created automatically during the installation of the Windows operating system.

    IMPORTANT : Before you follow the steps in this article, verify that you have a bootable disk or bootable CD-ROM for the Linux operating system, because this process completely removes the Linux operating system installed on your computer. If you intend to restore the Linux operating system at a later date, verify that you also have a good backup of all the information stored on your computer. Also, you must have a full release version of the Windows operating system you want to install.

    Linux file systems use a "superblock" at the beginning of a disk partition to identify the basic size, shape, and condition of the file system.

    The Linux operating system is generally installed on partition type 83 (Linux native) or 82 (Linux swap). The Linux boot manager (LILO) can be configured to start from:

    The hard disk Master Boot Record (MBR).

    The root folder of the Linux partition.

    The Fdisk tool included with Linux can be used to delete the partitions. (There are other utilities that work just as well, such as Fdisk from MS-DOS 5.0 and later, or you can delete the partitions during the installation process.) To remove Linux from your computer and install Windows:
    Remove native, swap, and boot partitions used by Linux:

    Start your computer with the Linux setup floppy disk, type fdisk at the command prompt, and then press ENTER.

    NOTE : For help using the Fdisk tool, type m at the command prompt, and then press ENTER.

    Type p at the command prompt, and then press ENTER to display partition information. The first item listed is hard disk 1, partition 1 information, and the second item listed is hard disk 1, partition 2 information.

    Type d at the command prompt, and then press ENTER. You are then prompted for the partition number you want to delete. Type 1 , and then press ENTER to delete partition number 1. Repeat this step until all the partitions have been deleted.

    Type w , and then press ENTER to write this information to the partition table. Some error messages may be generated as information is written to the partition table, but they should not be significant at this point because the next step is to restart the computer and then install the new operating system.

    Type q at the command prompt, and then press ENTER to quit the Fdisk tool.

    Insert either a bootable floppy disk or a bootable CD-ROM for the Windows operating system on your computer, and then press CTRL+ALT+DELETE to restart your computer.

    Install Windows. Follow the installation instructions for the Windows operating system you want to install on your computer. The installation process assists you with creating the appropriate partitions on your computer.

    Examples of Linux Partition Tables
    Single SCSI drive
    Device Boot Start End Blocks Id System
    /dev/sda1 * 1 500 4016218 83 Linux native (SCSI hard drive 1, partition 1)
    /dev/sda2 501 522 176715 82 Linux swap (SCSI hard drive 1, partition 2)
    Multiple SCSI drives
    Device Boot Start End Blocks Id System
    /dev/sda1 * 1 500 4016218 83 Linux native (SCSI hard drive 1, partition 1)
    /dev/sda2 501 522 176715 82 Linux swap (SCSI hard drive 1, partition 2)
    /dev/sdb1 1 500 4016218 83 Linux native (SCSI hard drive 2, partition 1)
    Single IDE drive
    Device Boot Start End Blocks Id System
    /dev/hda1 * 1 500 4016218 83 Linux native (IDE hard drive 1, partition 1)
    /dev/hda2 501 522 176715 82 Linux swap (IDE hard drive 1, partition 2)
    Multiple IDE drives
    Device Boot Start End Blocks Id System
    /dev/hda1 * 1 500 4016218 83 Linux native (IDE hard drive 1, partition 1)
    /dev/hda2 501 522 176715 82 Linux swap (IDE hard drive 1, partition 2)
    /dev/hdb1 1 500 4016218 83 Linux native (IDE hard drive 2, partition 1)
    Also, Linux recognizes more than forty different partition types, such as:
    FAT 12 (Type 01)

    FAT 16 > 32 M Primary (Type 06)

    FAT 16 Extended (Type 05)

    FAT 32 w/o LBA Primary (Type 0b)

    FAT 32 w/LBA Primary (Type 0c)

    FAT 16 w/LBA (Type 0e)

    FAT 16 w/LBA Extended (Type 0f)

    Note that there are other ways to remove the Linux operating system and install Windows than the one mentioned above. The preceding method is used in this article because the Linux operating system is already functioning and there is no more room on the hard disk. There are methods of changing partition sizes with software. Microsoft does not support Windows installed on partitions manipulated in this manner.

    Another method of removing an operating system from the hard disk and installing a different operating system is to use an MS-DOS version 5.0 or later boot disk, a Windows 95 Startup disk, or a Windows 98 Startup disk that contains the Fdisk utility. Run the Fdisk utility. If you have multiple drives, there are 5 choices; use option 5 to select the hard disk that has the partition to be deleted. After that, or if you have only one hard disk, choose option 3 ("Delete partition or logical DOS drive"), and then choose option 4 ("Delete non-DOS partition"). You should then see the non-DOS partitions you want to delete. Typically, the Linux operating system has two non-DOS partitions, but there may be more. After you delete one partition, use the same steps to delete any other appropriate non-DOS partitions.

    After the partitions are deleted, you can create partitions and install the operating system you want. You can only create one primary partition and an extended partition with multiple logical drives by using Fdisk from MS-DOS version 5.0 and later, Windows 95, and Windows 98. The maximum FAT16 primary partition size is 2 gigabytes (GB). The largest FAT16 logical drive size is 2 GB. For additional information, click the article number below to view the article in the Microsoft Knowledge Base:
    Q105074 MS-DOS 6.2 Partitioning Questions and Answers
    If you are installing Windows NT 4.0 or Windows 2000, the Linux partitions can be removed and new partitions created and formatted with the appropriate file system type during the installation process. Windows allows you to create more than one primary partition. The largest partition that Windows NT 4.0 allows you to create during installation is 4 GB because of the limitations of the FAT16 file system during installation. Also, the 4-GB partitions use 64-KB cluster sizes. MS-DOS 6.x and Windows 95 or Windows 98 do not recognize 64-KB cluster file systems, so this file system is usually converted to NTFS during installation. Windows 2000, unlike Windows NT 4.0, recognizes the FAT32 file system. During the installation of Windows 2000, you can create a very large FAT32 drive. The FAT32 drive can be converted to NTFS after the installation has completed if appropriate.

    Troll 42 of 131 from the annals of the Troll Library .

  29. The title. by saintlupus · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought it was "Toonami."

    Posted by CmdrTaco

    Ah, there's the culprit. And we're expected to pay for this?

    --saint

  30. Public Service Announcement About Trolling by RoboTroll · · Score: -1
    We all know that "trolling" is a disease. It increases the signal to noise ratio of discussions. It annoys users who have something informative to say. And it exposes readers to goatsex, homosexuality, and frighteningly deviant behavior. However, that is not all.


    Many of the most obsessive trolls want their work to be seen. These sad, lonely souls want to create a disturbance, ANY disturbance, in the small world of $lashdot. Hence trolling relies on a cheap, easy source of karma for "dummy accounts." Some of these are "karma burn" accounts that are used to post offensive material with a +2 bonus, exposing more people to the troll. Some are even used to mod up fellow trolls.


    The obvious solution, of course, is "karma whoring," the practice of making insipid, cravenly conformist comments to please the moderators. Who would spend months polishing an account, posting thoughtful and informative comments, only to throw it away on goatsex and gibberish? No: for these "trollers," whoring themselves out is the only possible way to get the karma they so desperately need.


    I used to think that the editors were arrogant and hypocritical. Their policy in the discussion groups seemed to stifle creativity and intellectual freedom. But now I see why their policies are needed. The trolls are destroying $lashdot. Post by post, line by line, they are driving away the readers who created this site. Now, karma whores push aside teenage brainiacs. The goatse man drives away RMS and his wholesome essays.


    Who is your typical troll? A teenage loser, probably gay, who whiles away the day at $lashdot, hoping to impress losers even more pathetic than himself. Responsible readers of the site should not be exposed to this filth. Most trolls are neither clever nor funny. They look like what they are: the crude efforts of frustrated children. Long live moderation.



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    Troll 44 of 131 from the annals of the Troll Library .

  31. Then Than by eander315 · · Score: 0, Troll

    As far as I can tell, if Taco replaces the word "then" with "than" permanently, he'd be more right than wrong, and it would fix one of his most common grammar/spelling mistakes.

  32. Typical Editing Practices by Maul · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Typically, I've seen a few types of editing of anime when they make a US version, especially for TV. Here are just a few:

    Crappy 80's Hack and Slash:
    We saw this with "Robotech" and "Voltron," where
    huge portions of things were hacked out. In the case of Robotech, they combined multiple series, that had no relation to one another, into one. Thankfully, most people remember Robotech for the sections that were really Macross.

    Pointlessly stupid cultural editing:
    This includes changing the names of characters to
    sound more American, and attempting to remove all
    hints that the characters were originally supposed to be Japanese, living in Japan, etc, even though it is obviously Japanese animation.
    God forbid that little Timmy realizes that there are other cultures out there that aren't American.

    Pointless Censorship
    This is mainly what Toonami has to deal with.
    Typically, people feel the need to edit out "Bad Stuff". However, it always seems that people FAIL at this. An example is that there was a drink that was supposed to be sake in an episode of DBZ, and they ended up making it milk or something. This is all fine and good, but this is a series that features huge muscled guys blowing eachother up with high powered energy attacks. I guess it is
    important that we sheild Junior from alcohol, but
    showing him acts of superhuman violence and fights that span several weeks worth of episodes is OK.

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    1. Re:Typical Editing Practices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Earthbound for the SNES. Though, I'd have to admit that coffee really *is* that addictive.

    2. Re:Typical Editing Practices by Dexx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess it is important that we sheild Junior from alcohol, but showing him acts of superhuman violence and fights that span several weeks worth of episodes is OK. That's something I've noticed a lot on TV. Violence is perfectly fine, but sex, religion, and politics are not to be discussed. And people blame videogames?

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    3. Re:Typical Editing Practices by Mark+J+Tilford · · Score: 1

      I think Voltron involved joining two unrelated series (Go-Lion and Dairugger XV, IIRC).

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    4. Re:Typical Editing Practices by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Wait, I got this one. What do religion and politics almost always lead to?

    5. Re:Typical Editing Practices by cronik · · Score: 1

      Sex?

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    6. Re:Typical Editing Practices by linzeal · · Score: 1

      and violence...

    7. Re:Typical Editing Practices by pacc · · Score: 1

      I was going to say something but then backspace got me back to the previous page and my whole comment disappeared.

      You really missed something..

    8. Re:Typical Editing Practices by discogravy · · Score: 2

      An example is that there was a drink that was supposed to be sake in an episode of DBZ, and they ended up making it milk or something. This is all fine and good, but this is a series that features huge muscled guys blowing eachother up with high powered energy attacks. I guess it is important that we sheild Junior from alcohol, but

      but that's really to convince kids to drink milk!

      "Kids! Want to be strong and blow people up? Drink Milk!"
    9. Re:Typical Editing Practices by ethereal · · Score: 1

      That would explain a lot about how the two different Voltrons never met up.

      [starts flame war] I'm one of the few people that thought the non-lion Voltron was cooler, because it was made up of smaller, more interchangeable parts.

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    10. Re:Typical Editing Practices by Pxtl · · Score: 2

      I was more annoyed that they avoid the concept that characters were getting killed and not sent to the "next dimension". Really, don'tcha think the kids should get a realistic understanding of how the universe works? I mean, the bad guys even get killed in Disney movies (not as graphically, mind you, but Ursula was stabbed to death if I remember). But somehow, DBZ has to remove all references to death. It just seems quite absurd.

    11. Re:Typical Editing Practices by Aexia · · Score: 2

      Given how trivial getting killed in DBZ is, the next dimension isn't that far off of a description. How many characters have been "killed" and then brought back to life? They may as well be getting sent to the penalty box.

      Didn't Goku have a string of episodes in the afterlife "training" while they waited to resurrect him?

    12. Re:Typical Editing Practices by Nameles · · Score: 1

      Yup, but in the end, Goku (while still dead none the less) came back to earth for another tournament, and then thats where the Buu saga began or something. CN is up around there last time I checked.

  33. bah by nomadic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What I don't understand is how a network show on primetime like NYPD Blue can show real life nudity, but a cable show on at 11 pm can't show cartoonish nudity.

    Just makes no sense.

    1. Re:bah by Xerion · · Score: 1

      NYPD is not aimed at children, where as cartoon is supposed to be for kids.

    2. Re:bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ahhh yes. Another boob who thinks anything animated *must* be for children. It's that kind of closed mindedness which causes the US such troubles.

      Tell me, please. What is it that you think makes anything with live visual actors more inherently valuable than something with animated actors? And why is something with special effects (like Terminator) any different from animated special effects? And what do visual effects have to do at all with content in a story? Do the visuals really have any effect on the value of the cultural criticism? The action? The expressive dialog?

    3. Re:bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like South Park and the Canadian cartoon show Quads (even sicker and funnier IMHO).

    4. Re:bah by pinkUZI · · Score: 1

      ...but a cable show on at 11 pm can't show cartoonish nudity.

      No, if they aim to hold the trust of somewhat conservative parents in this country, they can't show nudity, alcohol, etc.
      If they don't have a problem with losing that market share, then they should have no problem showing the scenes.

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    5. Re:bah by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      I think it may have something to do with the notion that a cartoon nudie chick can be interpreted as some sort of idealized version - her nipples perk up "just so," she can pose "just so," and unless she's some kind of mutant, she's basically flawless. In essence, a pin-up girl.

      With real-life nudity, you have to deal with all the little blemishes, stretch-marks, warts, fuzz, or whatever.

      I guess the point I'm trying to get at is that presenting an idealized nudie promotes an unrealistic standard of beauty, encourages objectification of the human form, and gets the censors too excited.

      On the other hand, people seem to like all those neo-rennaisance Aphrodite statues. Something about it being art, I hear.

      Perhaps there's another angle here too - that real-life nudity (on the prime networks, anyway) can be interpreted as having some kind of enhanced dramatic context - the actress OBVIOUSLY wouldn't go to such lengths if it didn't lend a certain something to the depth of the story. Animated nudies can be drawn up for no dramatic reason whatsoever.

      GMFTatsujin

    6. Re:bah by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      So the Amish REALLY do not live in just that little part of NE America.

    7. Re:bah by Che+Guevarra · · Score: 1


      "Ahhh yes. Another boob who thinks anything animated *must* be for children. It's that kind of closed mindedness which causes the US such troubles."
      Please define the troubles being caused by our foolish belief that our kids watch the majority of cartoons in this country. Are those troubles perhaps the ones where people fly planes into our buildings now? Or would it be our violent inner cities? Or perhaps even the continuing problem of race relations in America??? I believe it was John Lennon who wrote, "Give peace a chance, cartoons are for everyone". Learn to love, hate less.

  34. Part of the problem... by thesolo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A large part of the problem is that the shows on Toonami were originally made for an older age group than the group they are marketed for here in the US.

    Take for example a popular Toonami show, Dragonball Z. When it was originally aired in Japan back in the early 90s, it was primarily for 13 & 14 year olds. But here in the US, it's marketed towards 9 & 10 year olds. So, the cartoon has to be largely censored to meet the new age group. Indeed, when DBZ is aired on the international channel in Japanese, it is rated for 14+, IIRC. (P.S., its been a few years since I've seen that show on TV, so if any of this has changed, correct me!)

    Another large part of the problem is the cultural background difference. In Japan, what gets aired for their younger children is far less censored for the same children here in the states. What happens is you wind up with matter being heavily censored in the import to the US. When Midnight Run used to air Gundam Wing, they would air the uncut version of the episode they played earlier that day. It's a shame every episode couldn't be aired like that, it was far more enjoyable.

    1. Re:Part of the problem... by The+Bungi · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That's partly because of the endless marketing grab. 14-16 year olds don't buy toys and stickers and shit like that any more (well - most don't), nor do they badger their mommy to buy them a Dragonball Z beach towel and matching shampoo.

      8-10 crowd however, does. Ergo, make the cartoon palatable to (them | their parents) and you have a winner in terms of scondary marketing, even though the edit might take away some of the cartoon's storytelling value.

      Imagine what they would do to the first Heavy Metal movie if they had to market it to 9 year old kids.

    2. Re:Part of the problem... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Heavy metal:Almost as long as a Guitar solo version. It would be what 5 minutes long?

  35. PBS is a good place to get some unedited anime by Chemical · · Score: 1

    One of my local PBS stations (KTEH San Jose) shows unedited, subtitled anime from time to time (usually Sunday nights). They have in the past shown the whole Evangelion series completely unedited, and are currently running Dirty Pair, but unfortunatly they have been very inconsistant with running Anime. But still, they seem to be the only "network" willing to show pure uncensored anime. They might be our only hope for the time being. It wouldn't hurt to write or call your local PBS station to ask for some anime programs. The only bad part about PBS is the constant begging for money.

  36. Should edit submission text? by marko123 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What mean last sentence?

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    1. Re:Should edit submission text? by stux · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, I think its a taco-ism which means the channel he watches the most is Toonami (well CN)

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  37. Side by side comparison of Toonami Censoring by Rogue_F · · Score: 5, Informative

    Escaflowne online has a site about the editing/censoring that
    The Cartoon Network has done on one of their shows Outlaw Star.

    It's quite interesting the changes that were made. Some are simple digital edits that add clothing for nude characters, removal of blood, to whole scene cuts, and even in one case an episode cut.

    Cartoon network has changed a lot of the series they show (DBZ's Mr. Satan to Hercule...even digitally changed on some of the signs the fans hold up). Some are for good reasons, some are probably them being over cautious.

    Don't forget the REAL service that cartoon network is serving in exposing people to other forms of animation that they may end up liking. Some of the big anime conventions like Fanime and Anime Expo have gained a whole new fan base because anime has been shown on Cartoon Channel (and even Fox when it was showing Escaflowne).

    Someone earlier slammed Robotech, and some of the earlier anime which was brought to the US by Harmony Gold, but without it, a number of us may have missed out on a whole genre that is quite appealing.

    If Cartoon Network is going to censor stuff, let them. If you dont want to see their censored versions, go out and buy some of the multitudes of anime dvd's you can find for sale. And believe me there are many more great series out there that Cartoon Network won't be showing. Not because they don't want to, but there's just so much to choose from.

    -Alex

    1. Re:Side by side comparison of Toonami Censoring by parliboy · · Score: 1

      With the exception of one side plot point (information about the odd ammunition the lead protagonist uses), that missing Outlaw Star episode was pretty much just an excuse to fit in nudity. It really isn't something that could have been shown properly during any time slot without signigicant editing. Trust me, I've seen it, and you're not missing all that much.

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    2. Re:Side by side comparison of Toonami Censoring by Rogue_F · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have that episode as well, and while it is mostly about fan service, the plot point about the casters
      (which I always thought it was spelled castors...like in castor oil) was worth the whole episode in my opinion.

      I had seen the whole cartoon network run of Outlaw star 2 or 3 times, and after watching that episode it made much more sense. The name, why they were so rare, and why they were able to defeat the pirates' magic.

      -Alex

    3. Re:Side by side comparison of Toonami Censoring by ArnoldYabenson · · Score: 2, Informative
      even digitally changed on some of the signs the fans hold up

      Digitally changing signs is standard practice in preparing anime for US consumption, as most signs are in Japanese.

    4. Re:Side by side comparison of Toonami Censoring by Rogue_F · · Score: 1

      These particular signs were not in japanese. I've seen the originals and they say in big letters

      'SATAN'

      Which is funny as long as you have thick enough skin to handle it.

      -Alex

    5. Re:Side by side comparison of Toonami Censoring by wedg · · Score: 1

      Actually, all the Dragon Ball Z crap had nothing to do with Cartoon Network, and everything to do with Funimation, the U.S. company that bought the rights to the translation (dub'd and sub'd). Some of it's Cartoon Network (in the case of already released series, such as Tenchi), and some of it's not, in the case of Funimation.

      And by the way, their voice actors all suck.

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    6. Re:Side by side comparison of Toonami Censoring by elandal · · Score: 2

      I don't know much anything about the TV edits, as living in Finland, I don't get all the US channels. I could probably get some satellite and cable channels if I cared to find out which are available and for how much.

      So, I judge Anime by the DVDs, which I hope most often means uncut. Sometimes I see same title twice in a shop, with one reading "uncut" (and a little higher pricetag). In those cases I always get uncut.

      Because, I believe that the US so called "morals" are just crap - aunts for children or whatever associations there are pushing the standards. Seems to me that the Japanese have a lot more sane view of the world (generally, as in Totoro, not as in Eva or tentacle-porn) than the US.

      No, I wouldn't show Grave of the Fireflies to young children, but neither would I show any other "war is horrible" -title, Hollywood or animated. It always amazes me why titles like Escaflowne and Tenchi are always used as examples about "anime that must be edited for children", while stuff like Grave of the Fireflies, Area 88, and Wind Named Amnesia are not even mentioned. Is it just so that these titles have no hope for ever to be shown on TV because they're not for children, and adults won't watch "cartoons" (and what, pray tell, is Simpsons, South Park, or Beavis & Butthead? Worse for children than most anime titles edited for showing to children).

      However, I must agree that even edited anime has it's place. If that's the only way to show anime in US, then so be it. And, Robotech was my first contact to anime, too.

    7. Re:Side by side comparison of Toonami Censoring by ArnoldYabenson · · Score: 1

      Thnaks for the clarification. That is funny.

  38. A simple solution... by kesuki · · Score: 2

    If you really want a Toonami channel that doesn't edit, that shows subtitled in the wee hours of the night the only model that can be followed is the premium channel model.
    In order to get good quality anime on the air you have to provide it by subscription model and Prove that you can make money doing it that way. Toonami has a name advantage and if they keep on having good results with adult swim and midnight run they might be able to manage to run a 24/7 premium uncut anime channel under the toonami brand.
    As long as advertisers have input on what can be shown and as long as parents can complain and be activists against you then you'll always be forced to edit. The minute you go to subscription model it is the consumers of the content who decide what you can or can't do. If Anime fans are in charge it wouldn't be edited.

  39. I'm with Taco, but... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...I'd like to see Encore (the Action Channel people) fire up two all-Anime, pay TV networks. One subbed, one dubbed. That way all types of fans are happy. Both would be unedited, and anything that comes in Widescreen would be shown as such. With all the options on Digital Cable these days, why not add these two?

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    1. Re:I'm with Taco, but... by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1

      fire up two all-Anime, pay TV networks. One subbed, one dubbed.

      why not just one network with SAP and CC? don't tell me your TV doesn't support these features?!

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  40. Our children need to see more blood and violence. by Gannoc · · Score: 1, Troll


    Who is going to kill the Afghans of the future if they don't learn how to do it growing up?

  41. Anyone know about this Gundam edit? by sheetsda · · Score: 1

    (Gundam Wing) in one of the last few episodes Duo goes into a door, steps out again and says "That's definitely not what I expected to find!". What did they edit out there? I can't seem to find anything on the net about it.

    1. Re:Anyone know about this Gundam edit? by jbarket · · Score: 1

      The scientists. That wasn't cut. You just missed the plot there. He was probably hoping they were dead.

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  42. WTF!? $lashcode bug #98934 by RoboTroll · · Score: -1

    What the fuck is $lashdot up to now? The title keeps changing from "Toonami Producer on Editing Process" to "Tonami Producer on Editing Process". Which is it?

    It has caused multiple reposts on the same story. Sorry but its yet another $lashcode bug, not my bug of course.

  43. hypocrisey of americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Of course Merry Melodies and countless pre-1970's era cartoons (especially earlier in the century) were full of stereotypes and underlying racial/political/religious/nationalist things. And they were geared soley toward adults.

    But even now you still see them on CN. And even on normal network stations at 10am on a saturday morning for kids to suck up.

    Which reminds me... whatever happened to saturday morning cartoons? I'm in my early twenties but even I can remember back when ABC,CBS,NBC,UPN,FOX all had hours and hours (about 6am to 3pm) of cartoons and kids would sit in front of the tube enjoying them all morning, like a kid should.

    Now it's all infomercials and purchased religious programming with a few political shows and a martha stewart thrown in here or there.

    1. Re:hypocrisey of americans by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      Now WB and Fox have to compete with Nickelodean and Disney/ABC. The market is oversaturated and not particularly profitable, which is why Fox is bowing out.

      Plus, I don't remember a time when UPN ever had cartoons, seeing as how they're only a few years old.

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    2. Re:hypocrisey of americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Which reminds me... whatever happened to saturday morning cartoons? I'm in my early twenties but even I can remember back when ABC,CBS,NBC,UPN,FOX all had hours and hours (about 6am to 3pm) of cartoons and kids would sit in front of the tube enjoying them all morning, like a kid should."

      Most of the networks cut the Saturday Morning cartoon blocks because children were not watching. Some would say that Anime may be the solution but so far in the US only Catoon Network has managed to really dip their feet in the pool to try out the waters. This is TV land where everyone wants to be first with the second wave of surefire hits.

      I remember FOX as the last big runner of Saturday morning cartoons but supposedly even these plans were scaled back. It's a shame.

      TV is like a steak. Rarely well done.

    3. Re:hypocrisey of americans by xenocide2 · · Score: 2

      UPN had Saturday morning cartoons. I can't vouch for them anymore however. But they used to show stuff like "MIB" and Jumangi and actually they aired DragonBall Z (maybe that was only the station I recieved) and Technoman (Tekkaman Blade). Let me tell you, tekkaman blade is FUCKED UP. I think they got away with it though because it was on way too early for the adults to notice what their kids were watching. Or maybe people noticed and complained and they decided it was crap and dumped it. Got me.

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    4. Re:hypocrisey of americans by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      Are you sure this wasn't just your local UPN affiliate broadcasting syndicated cartoons? That wouldn't be the same as the UPN network having a cartoon block. It used to be many cartoons were syndicated, before the networks got involved.

      For the record, MIB is a WB production, and DBZ is now basically a WB property since they took over Cartoon Network.

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  44. Re:Part of the... Grisly Sailor Moon special by texchanchan · · Score: 2

    Re, In Japan, what gets aired for their younger children is far less censored...

    Sailor Moon was originally written for little girls of 9 to 12. In one Sailor Moon special, all the original "pretty soldiers" (junior high-aged girls themselves) get bloodily massacred one by one as they save the world. I have to say I was astounded.

    There are some pretty deep cultural differences here that go beyond censorship standards.

    Personally, I'm dubious about showing kids cartoons, or reading them stories or even non-fiction that will promote the idea of glorious, spectacular self-immolation. Sept. 11 shows what happens when people get into that frame of mind.

    I prefer the mindset of the guy who, when a grenade landed in the back of a truck carrying a bunch of troops including him, picked it up and threw it back out again. Of course, you can't extract much drama from that.

  45. HELP by wbav · · Score: 1

    I'm hooked on anime.

    I blame it all on Toonami.


    I've spent all day watching cowboy bebop.

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  46. Re:Our children need to see more blood and violenc by SonicRED · · Score: 1

    Nice try.

    If I had moderation points right now I would score this +1 Sympathy.

  47. Uncensored Anime by The+Silver+Slurper · · Score: 1

    If they didn't edit the shows, they'd have to call it "Poonami".

  48. No way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "I WILL GNAW OFF MY OWN GENITALS FIRST" - Hemos

    Lamenese Fileer sucksLamenese Fileer sucks Lamenese Fileer sucks Lamenese Fileer sucks Lamenese Fileer sucks

  49. It's Simple, Really by BlackGriffen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For some odd reason, a lot of people in the U.S. think that cartoons are only for kids. Thus they assume that any cartoon should be suitable for junior, and get pissed when their presumption is wrong.

    I've got a better question, why can't we show nudity? I'm not talking about sexual acts with nudity, I'm talking about plain old nudity. The U.S. really needs to get off it's damn hangups and realize that there isn't anything inherently dirty about the nude human body. If anything, the fear of nudity causes more problems than it could possibly be solving.

    BlackGriffen

    1. Re:It's Simple, Really by nomadic · · Score: 2

      I just wish the cartoon network would take the initiative. Print out a million copies of a form letter spelling out the difference between children's cartoons and adult-oriented anime, then every time they get a complaint, mail it out.

      Most parents won't even SEE the damn cartoons. Why not use the average person's ignorance for their benefit.

    2. Re:It's Simple, Really by ArnoldYabenson · · Score: 1
      I've got a better question, why can't we show nudity?

      I am tempted to reply with a goatse link.

    3. Re:It's Simple, Really by cyber-vandal · · Score: 2

      Because your country was founded by religious fanatics and continues to be run by them.

    4. Re:It's Simple, Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just fanatically prayed to my religion that your post be mod'd down. Let's see if it works.

    5. Re:It's Simple, Really by cyber-vandal · · Score: 2

      Not a criticism of religion just fundamentalism.

  50. Major editing jobs, NHK/FujiTV - CN by InterruptDescriptorT · · Score: 2

    Gives an interesting perspective on what CN goes through to get certain anime on US TV

    Do you even know what they have to go through to show CowboyNeal Bebop? It ain't pretty.

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  51. Parents are to blame!!! by mesach · · Score: 1

    why do they have to cater to the parents of children watching cartoons at 1AM??? or 3AM???

    shit, if my kid is up that late, chances are they are doing their own thing thats probably far worse than cartoon blood or what ever they are cutting out

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    1. Re:Parents are to blame!!! by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      Good point. Shitty parents like that aren't likely to complain either (and if they do we ought to sling their parenting habits right back at them).

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    2. Re:Parents are to blame!!! by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      ....if they do we ought to sling their parenting habits right back at them....

      So, you're suggesting that good parents are the ones who stay awake all night to monitor what their kids might do if they should wake up?

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    3. Re:Parents are to blame!!! by HCase · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he suggesting that the good parents are the ones who teach their kids that cartoons aren't real life. Nudity might or might not be an issue, but channels can be locked so that kid can't watch at night if the parent doesn't want them to.

    4. Re:Parents are to blame!!! by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      Kids don't wake up in the middle of the night to watch TV. Even if they did, it's easy enough to prevent them from doing so, and more importantly worth the effort.

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    5. Re:Parents are to blame!!! by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Sorry it took awhile to get back to this, but I couldn't help not replying.

      Kids don't wake up in the middle of the night to watch TV. Even if they did, it's easy enough to prevent them from doing so, and more importantly worth the effort.

      Your first statement may be true for some subset of "Kids" but on the whole it is just plain false. Maybe when I was a kid and the only thing to watch in the wee hours was snow or a test pattern....

      Your second statement amazes me. Having been a parent (and a fairly successful one if the proof is in the pudding) training kids is anything but easy. I'd like to know your simple solution to "prevent them" from waking up in the middle of the night and doing X. Such a system would be worth a fortune to many haggard parents who are sound sleepers.

      Your final point, that it is worth the effort I will absolutely agree with.

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  52. What does Cowboy Neal have to do with this?? by clustersnarf · · Score: 1
    Gives an interesting perspective on what CN goes through to get certain anime on US TV.

    I mean when did Pater suddenly become the guy who controls Anime on TV?

  53. DUBBS DUBBS DUBBS by greymond · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't mind watching the cartyoon network if they subtitled everything instead of playing the dubbs - so far only gundam wing, armitage 3rd (only in english i think), and ghost in the shell - are the only ones where the english voices were dubbed decently(somewhat) - most of the time the characters voices are so annoying or far from the original that it ruins the show or worse - in the case of blackjack some of the plot actually changes(very little but still) if you watch it subtitled versus dubbed. and lets not forget about the bastardization they did with tenchi - ryoko the hottest character sounded like a fucking drag queen!

  54. Anime is Gay by Rogain · · Score: -1, Troll

    Therefor you are gay!

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  55. Petition for Respectful Treatment of Asian Films by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Appeal to Disney for Respectful Treatment of Asian Films:

    http://www.petitiononline.com/warthkf/

    Please sign the petition. Thanks.

  56. want unedited anime? by sl0ppy · · Score: 2, Informative

    encore's action channel quite often shows unedited anime. no, it's not *usually* a series (although they've been known to), but at least it's a step further than CN on the unedited scale ...

  57. You know by jayhawk88 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is a pretty good interview, but the interviewer is really a bit too hung up on specific edits. I realize that's the whole point of their site, but damn. "Why did you paint a bathing suit on this woman here?" "What about the bathing suits under the towels in this episode?"

    The interviewee made it pretty clear up front, I thought, that they've got guidelines to follow. It's clearly a decision made by the CN executives, and not this guy. Doesn't seem fair to make him defend himself repeatedly for it.

  58. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  59. Where did CB go! by Spezzer · · Score: 1

    I read on the news story on Slashdot recently regarding this new block of Adult Swim that Cowboy Bebop would be continuing to air.

    Much to my surprise, I tune the channel onto Cartoon Network and I hear this very instructive voice narrating a tale about a brown moose and a grey squirrel with cute little aerial goggles.

    "This isn't Cowboy Bebop," I muttered after about 15 minutes.

    I found out later that this was Rocky and Bullwinkle, NOT Cowboy Bebop.

    So where did it go?
    or
    Isn't it found in the last place I looked?

    -Spezzer

    1. Re:Where did CB go! by TiredGamer · · Score: 1
      (Gawd, I'm gonna get so modded down for this, but here goes.)

      Cartoon Network (not CowboyNeal, geez people) rearranged the schedule for Adult Swim. There's now Adult Swim on Sunday nights with Williams Street (read: Turner/WB/H-B 'toons) productions; and then there is "Action" Adult Swim on SATURDAY NIGHTS at *11PM*.

      "Action" Adult Swim (it's not really called Action, but it's caught on) is all-anime. It kicks off at 11PM with "Yu Yu Hakusho" (just call it Ghostfiles, its English name), then at 11:30PM is "Cowboy Bebop", after which is "Candidate For Goddess" at 12AM and "Gundam 0083" at 12:30AM.

      Source: ToonZone's Adult Swim site

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    2. Re:Where did CB go! by ethereal · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know - those bastards whacked it right before showing the last two episodes, which, having not caught on to Adult Swim until recently, I'd never seen before! I don't understand why they're running Moose Und Squirrel during "Adult Swim" - it's not particularly "adult", I remember seeing the same cartoons at 3:30 PM after school when I was a kid.

      Saturday nights it is for me, I guess. Not like I needed another reason to sleep in on Sundays :)

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  60. Evangelion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you serious about this? If so, the US is even more fscked in the head than I thought.

    Here in Australia the series was shown at 8:30 pm in the evening on free-to-air TV. And as far as I know uncut.

  61. "and references to God," by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess we will never see Neon Genesis Evangelion on CN without turning it into some close to Pokemon.

    Eva-01 I choose you!!!!

  62. Pedophile. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a life.

    1. Re:Pedophile. by ArnoldYabenson · · Score: 1

      I know you think you're trolling, but you do have a point there. I'm 55 years old and I can't get enough of that cute Card Captor chick! She's only 10!

  63. DVDs now and then suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just purchased the 4th and 5th DBZ movies, Lord Slug and Cooler's Revenge, and realized how bad FUNimation put them together. I'm not against Dream Theater or the Deathtones, but keep them out of my anime. It would have been cool if they where on a different audio track, but FUNimation doesn't do that. I'd prefer music that was close to the original soundtrack.

  64. Complementary Goods by xenocide2 · · Score: 2
    You're right that 14-16 year olds don't buy stickers and "shit like that." By that age, they buy style. All it takes is a little effort to put together something more tasteful than an ugly orange shirt with gotenks on the front.

    A good example of good old fashing effort would be the gundam models and their marketing. Sure, I doubt they sell a lot, but the presentation isn't "HOLY SHIT LOOK! AWESOME DBZ SHIT! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT NOW!" It takes a bit higher thought process to really comprehend.

    I admit, it would be harder to market stuff for something like Cowboy Bebop with very little familiar images. However, it wouldn't be too hard to sell the CDs, since its really part of what makes Cowboy Bebop complete.

    I suppose the biggest hurdle is having a united marketing front. Its a hell of a lot harder to market things when company A makes the cartoon, company B translates and distributes the cartoon, and company C gets the rights to the figures, and company D gets TShirt sales. I'm sure there's a term for it, but I'm no marketing major. It works best when company A makes the cartoon, and pays to manufacture and promote the "accessories." Of course we're dealing with US-localized anime, so company B brings it to the US, but can't afford the down payment to get the extra shit as well, or perhaps is denied it by the maker for their own use.

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  65. so u liked Cowboy Bebop? by Little+Billy+Gates · · Score: 1

    I also highly recommend:

    Cowboy Bebop - Knocking on Heaven's Doors, a movie (animated) that lasts about 2 hours, some of the best fighting sequence, music, etc. ever. It has not been released in the US yet, but the various ANime groups has released it on the net.

    Trigun - another 26-episode series that starts out pretty funny but the story gets pretty serious towards the end.

    FLCL - this is one of the most INSANE anime series (6 episodes) I have seen to date... rock'n'roll music, insane drawing sequences, characters are a riot too... oh and there's the story that will leave you confused (that's a good thing) for a long time...

    Rurouni Kenshin OVA - really bloody, lot's of violence and samurai = teh win :D

    Vampire Princess Miyu OVA - pretty spookey stuff. 4 episodes. i loved it.

    last and not least, the most easiest going series:

    Noir - it's a modern tale about Noir - a group of 2-female assassins, lot's of plot twists, accompanied by a great musical score... and hot chicks with guns = teh win :D

    Love Hina - it's pretty silly at cheesy but hilarious at times... 'bout a guy living in a dorm... female dorm... you know it's gonna be good... still rated PG-13... :/

    on a side note, I also recommend getting soundtracks for some of these anime series (bebop and noir among my favorite ones)

    cheers.

  66. Newcastle United Football Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fans of Newcastle United Football Club call themselves the 'Toon army'.

  67. Whats up with those.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    continous loops of the same episodes being shown on Toonami? They keep showing the same series of DBZ and never get past a certian episode number. Also what happened to Outlaw Star? They were showing that then all of the sudden switched and put Dragon Ball in its spot. I wish they stop repeating the same episodes and put different stuff in the loop.

  68. The problem is the tv ratings system by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    This article is just about the most anal (fruedian)thing I've read in a while. Its not about editing or CN itself, my problem with this is the moralists that more or less created the standards for the TV rating system. A system so weirdly complex that most people hardly pay attention to it.

    Many moralists are simply religious figures, mostly catholics. Celibate men in black dresses helped created these restrictions and decided on what is appropriate and what isn't. The hilarity of turning guns into blasters was too much for me. What is the difference? The end result is if you're shot or zapped or what have you - then you have been injured.

    The sexual hangups these ratings reveal are truly scary. I'm not suggesting that they air nude scenes, but sexuality, kissing, etc are natural and positive aspects of humanity. Many moralists take these acts as disgraceful things we need to hide and the the standards show it.

    I don't want to blame religious people in general, as moralists and censors come from all sorts of backgrounds, but historically from early film on the religious establishment has had its thumb on free expression for a while. While a lot of the power has waned in the US, other countries are dealing with 1920's hangups turned into law by these moralists everyday.

    I think CN has done a great job in delivering this programming in the conservative and sometimes hysterical US, where emasculation and protecting children define popular society. My real beef is how these ratings were created and quickly adopted by the networks without proper feedback from the people who actually live here, pay taxes, watch these shows, and buy advertised products.

    1. Re:The problem is the tv ratings system by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

      >The hilarity of turning guns into blasters was too much for me. What is the difference?

      I thought it was made fairly clear (not that I agree completely):

      Guns are something that any child could watch our show and go and get. God forbid anything like that happened, it would be the end of Toonami.

      >The end result is if you're shot or zapped or what have you

      Kids can't get their hands on energy weapons in 2002. My son has a star wars stormtrooper rifle that he likes to run around and point and it makes noise and lights flash. He also has a friend that comes over with a plastic .357 magnum that uses little plastic caps that make it go 'bang'.

      Guess what - I'm ok with them immitating Star Wars. I'm not ok with them immitating Dirty Harry. What's the difference? You are equally dead if blasted by a Stormtrooper or shot in the head by Clint Eastwood? Maybe. But, I have yet to read of a case where some kid found his dad's phaser and burned a hole in his best friend by mistake.

      Should dad make sure his .357 is locked away? You betcha. Is it stupid to blame a TV show for a kid's actions when it is really up to the parents to supervise ther children. Absolutely. Is this the way things always go? Of course not.

      He has to walk a fine line between preserving art, and staying employed. It isn't a compromise many would be willing to make.

    2. Re:The problem is the tv ratings system by Jbrecken · · Score: 1

      Guess what - I'm ok with them immitating Star Wars. I'm not ok with them immitating Dirty Harry. What's the difference? You are equally dead if blasted by a Stormtrooper or shot in the head by Clint Eastwood?

      Clint Eastwood has considerably better aim than a Stormtrooper. If you're blasted by one of them, you're probably not dead.

  69. grammar by pressman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I watch more Toonami then any channel.

    than than than than than!

    When will /. editors learn some basic grammar?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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  70. Invader Zim by scythe000 · · Score: 1

    I don't care, I just want them to add invader ZIM!

  71. Ranma 1/2 by Vidmaster_Steve · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one here that would KILL SOMEBODY WITH HOT BULLETS OF SHOTGUN to get that show on American teevee?
    I mean, weren't there some 180 or so eps, only about 35-40 or so got the ol' dub-and-vomit-into-the-welcome-and-waiting-mouths- of-american-consumers treatment

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    1. Re:Ranma 1/2 by almightyjustin · · Score: 1

      Think about that for a minute. Gender-swapping, however comical and unintentional, is just not gonna be kosher for Cartoon Network. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to get that on TV too, but I kind of doubt there would be much show left after cutting the ENTIRE PLOT.

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    2. Re:Ranma 1/2 by heartuvAu · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately... no, you aren't the only one.

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    3. Re:Ranma 1/2 by DJNW · · Score: 1
      Gender-swapping, however comical and unintentional, is just not gonna be kosher for Cartoon Network


      *cough*Buffy-BenandGlory*cough*

    4. Re:Ranma 1/2 by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

      I would hunt down and hang bin Laden himself for the chance to see Ranma on American TV. As far as I know, alot of them got the dub treatment. The 6th season is Random Rhapsody, and the first was released as a box. I know for a fact that seasons 2 and 3 exist in a dubbed form somewhere, as I watched all of the first three seasons and parts of the 6th in one 18 hour marathon session.

      On the issue of gender swapping, come on! Children know the difference between fantasy and reality, and that's just one of many transformations kids have witnessed over the years in cartoons. We as kids watched robots with human personalities that changed into kickass stuff. Zan and Jana (the Wonder Twins) could turn into water based items (lame) and nifty animals (OK) back in the 70s and 80s. Could we dare consider Superman racy cause he ripped off his suit (sillohete or not) to go from Clark Kent to the Man of Steel? More modern cartoons, like Dexter's Lab, have brain swapping, shapeshifting (the one where Dee Dee was Mom and Dexter was Dee Dee? Ahh, forget it...)

      The gender bending antics of Ranma 1/2 are just as whimsical. What keeps Ranma off the mainstream American Boob Tube is it's sexual humor. Happosai filtching panties in wild locker room raids and groping all over Ranma's female form, well, the moral stick up the collective ass of Bible Belt America (remember, the Republicans have the guy in charge) keeps it from being aired. They'd rather restrict it to pay TV networks that can be locked out by pretentious parents who want to hide their kids from the real world.

      If we could get out of this religion-induced sexual repression and actually TEACH AND COMMUNICATE WITH KIDS about this stuff. You know... Be responsible parents?

      The kids are going to get exposed to sexual humor in school (even if it's just a whisper, it's still there) anyway, so parents, you might as well at least discuss it with them at a good age. If they hear it from you first, they might have more of a respect for it all.

      Just like they understand that a Descrambling Ray mixing up the bodies of the Chief, Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole is pure fantasy, they can understand a boy turning into a girl as the same thing...

      Now then, where was I. Oh yes... Yappapa Yappapa (etc) ^-^

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  72. Tenchi editing not done by Cartoon Network! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the article and I have seen the same claims made elsewhere that most of the editing on the Tenchi series are done by CN (Cartoon Network).

    While still in university, the student run TV station would run some anime (dubbed and undubbed) from time to time. I first saw Tenchi on this station (dubbed) and MOST of the edits highlighted in the article where in the tape (this was about 2000) which is some time before the series appeared on CN. The most obvious edits were the addition of bathing suits and the "tea" references. In fact, the work is almost identical between CN and that tape.

    I believe pioneer (or whoever) did most of the editing.

    1. Re:Tenchi editing not done by Cartoon Network! by saihung · · Score: 1

      That particular edit always amazed me. Kids might be dumb, but they're not THAT dumb - I think most kids can figure out that adults do not sit around in big groups at night drinking TEA that's been pored out of huge glass bottles into little cups until they pass out. Give the kids some credit. And anyway, since when did it become immoral to show adults legally consuming alcohol? Do the characters in Law & Order go to bars and drink milk?

      If it's really impossible to give grown-ups some grown-up shows to watch, then we're all doing something wrong. These parents that are yelling and screaming about cartoon violence late at night should be making sure that their kids aren't up until 1am watching TV instead.

  73. Syntax Error by reo_kingu · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Found: I watch more Toonami then any channel.
    Expected: Third grade education.

  74. Ok...Now this is just plain fucked.. by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 0, Flamebait



    About a year and a half ago, I wrote a little piece of satire called the "Anime Convention FAQ" ...an everything-you-need-to-know guide to attending Anime conventions. At the risk of explaining a good joke, all the FAQ covered was masturbation etiquette, and how to openly masturbate with others at a convention. The joke being, that fans of Anime have some sort of bizarro sexual fetish that causes them to be sexually attracted to cartoon characters.

    Now... Looking at this article that Rob posted, I go there to find that like 80 friggin percent of the document discusses what.......you guessed it....cartoon sex. Out of 23 questions in this interview, questions 3, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 17 deal with how to handle important issues like a cartoon characters boobs and nipples, gay cartoon characters, cartoon sex, even down to handle the friggin camera angles of cartoon sex. Theres something really, really wrong with people who watch Anime, especially if it means they're forming some sort of sexual fixation on it.

    For cryin out loud, its a damn CARTOON, guys. Wanting to fuck a cartoon puts you right up there with people who assign personalities to inflatible sex dolls. Look, Anime is fine if you enjoy the style and the content, but if you're getting some sort of sexual arousal out of it, thats patently fucked up.

    Its sad to see what started as a joke snowball into something increasingly true as time goes on..Especially one takes into account the number of "anime porn" sites on the web, that cater to freaks with this sort of fetish/compulsion. Anime isn't for people who appreciate artistic style, it seems. Its for homely guys who cant get a date, and are tired of taking "Rosey Palm and her five sisters" out on a date.

    Real girlfriends should be 36-25-36. Not 1024x768.

    Cheers,

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    1. Re:Ok...Now this is just plain fucked.. by GTRacer · · Score: 2
      Ummm, I'm confused...

      How is getting excited by a well-drawn image of, say, Faye Valentine and a well-photographed image of, say, Gillian Anderson different?

      Dana Scully may be portrayed by a live human, but as far I'm concerned, both are completely unobtainable. It's irrelevant to my prurient nature what kind of media I'm looking at.

      GTRacer
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  75. Eva by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 2

    Heh, while Evangelion is a great series, it's definately not a kid series. There are some very heavy subjects that Eva deals with, and it's not presented in the most easily digestible fashion. This is more the reason Eva will probably never make it to TV. Well, that, and End of Evangelion isn't licensed for the US (ADV got screwed out of the license, and nobody has officially released it here,) and the series is about 100 times better if you cut episodes 25 and 26 and just show End of Eva.

    The only way Eva and other similarly intense shows (X TV, among others) will ever hit American TV is if Toonami spins off to its own channel (which is seeming more and more likely, as Toonami is already most of CN's lineup, it'd make sense for them to spin it off) and they show more "mature" stuff at night (Eva is pretty much the definition of "mature" anime, hentai and the like is usually actually very juvenile.) It'd be nice to see all this stuff on TV, but I think we'll just have to settle for buying the DVDs and downloading fansubs.

    1. Re:Eva by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that, and End of Evangelion isn't licensed for the US


      says he mere days before the street date of Death & Rebirth (June 25, 2002) and End of Evangelion probably 3 months after.
    2. Re:Eva by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      Actually, a certain US TV channel (54, in Silicon Valley) has aired Eva uncut. Then again, it knows its market (local, non-network), and there are many in the area already used to non-kiddie animation.

    3. Re:Eva by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but death and rebirth suck. :) They're just rehashes of the series that Gainax released to raise money to produce End of Eva. There's like 5 minutes worth of animation that isn't ripped directly from the series, most of that probably just picked up off the cutting room floor. Not that I fault them for doing it (EoE was worth it) but if you've seen the series, I wouldn't reccomend watching Death and Rebirth (unless you just want a quick review of 24 episodes crammed into an hour and a half) if you've seen the series, you'll be pretty bored. Though I am glad that EoE is actually being released here, it's one of the best anime movies I've ever seen, and I'll definately be grabbing the DVD.

    4. Re:Eva by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, channel 54 (KTEH) in San Jose CA ran Eva,
      and runs a lot of other anime series as well.

      However, they're a PBS station, and aren't quite held to the same sort of standards the other networks are held to.

      Second, they ran the show at 9 or 10pm, so it wasn't quite prime time.

      And third, they do preface certain episodes with viewer discretion warnings.

      That said, they know their audience. They got Eva because folks said they wanted Eva - and gave them money (it's PBS after all.) They got Eva subbed because that was what most of their pledging fans said they preferred.

      There's also The International Channel, which has shown uncut anime - much of it subtitled. They were showing Slayers a while ago...don't know if they still are or not.

  76. Got a copy of that article? by Vidmaster_Steve · · Score: 1

    See post header. You have a link? Also, when the fuck is Propaganda going back up? I miss that little sack of cynicism.

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  77. can't they have two versions online ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They could have two versions online : one for the adults, unedited, and one for kids with the violent scenes edited out. It is not that difficult.

  78. 'Toons Are Bad For Biz? by TiredGamer · · Score: 1
    Which reminds me... whatever happened to saturday morning cartoons? I'm in my early twenties but even I can remember back when ABC, CBS, NBC, UPN, FOX all had hours and hours (about 6am to 3pm) of cartoons and kids would sit in front of the tube enjoying them all morning, like a kid should.

    Two words: revenue stream. As in the affiliates weren't getting enough of it. They get more dollars selling time to religion, advertisers, and politicians than buying children's programming and finding advertisers for it.

    NBC, Fox, and WB really are the oddballs in this game, because they have a second party to answer to -- whereas Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network have no-one to answer to. The networks have affiliates to split ad revenues with, but CN and Nick pocket theirs. And finally, CN and Nick are fully children's networks, so they can sell adtime in bulk, to advertisers who know their audience; the networks never had that luxary, so rates may not have been as plush, with airtime limited.. you get my point.

    It should also be noted that with the acquisition of Saban Ent. by Disneyland, as well as Family Channel, Disney is now in control of three children's channels and a massive library of children's content. I don't think the networks are even bit players anymore, this is now truly a Battle of the Titans: AOL-TW, Viacom (I believe they own Nick), and Disney-ABC.

    (And to make this more confusing: Fox has sold their Saturday Morning block to none other than 4Kids Ent., the folks who brought you Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh.)

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  79. Missing the point of Toonami... by TiredGamer · · Score: 1
    Whether or not there is enough programming to fill the programming grid of an anime channel, people are missing what Toonami is really about.

    Action.
    Adventure.
    Male viewers in the 8-12 (and I suppose upwards to 16) demographic.

    Nobody on this site is part of the target audience (though some of you may claim your fellows act like they are). Nobody here is being aimed at by advertisers. We're talking about Cartoon Network... Williams Street... Ted Turner's home address, NOT Sean Atkin's (Head of Toonami Prog.) Home For Really Cool Japanese Animation.

    The whole Adult Swim thing is an experiment to see if there is a market for adult-targeted animation. Obviously Sean and the crew at Williams St. have gotten the suits to check out whether adults really do watch "cartoons". The fruits of that will not be Toonami. Toonami is a brandname for action cartoons, not a vehicle for anime to hit mainstream. Toonami happens to have anime, because those shows have a ton of action -- but also because anime is cheap to import and dub compared to funding the actual animation of a series. Money is always king here, hand's down.

    So before fanboyish wetdreams of a "Toonami Channel" continue, grab your towel and jump into the pool with Adult Swim; and then make sure the suits in Atlanta know you like it, ALOT. Because Toonami has never been and is never going to be the "Anime Channel"; it's not for US, it's for the kids.

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  80. Read up on what you intend to bash by TiredGamer · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Hmm... how to deal, how to deal.

    Got to love that broad brush you paint alot of people with. Sort of the same brush folks use to paint people with above-average computer skills as "nerds" and "geeks" -- you know, lower than them because of being "less normal". Whatever the fuck that means -- I've never met a normal person -- but I digress.

    I take the view that the original article was nothing more than food for the bean counters. Anime fandom is a bit like most other geek-leaning fandoms: tons of anal-retentives who ignore normal things (taking baths, socializing, etc); all for the joys of super-analyzing their particular hobby down to the sub-atomic particles. What do you want? The original article is on a column about edits to anime. Of course it's going to be spacious and go into detail that's not important to the normal viewer.

    But I do find it rather funny that Yet Another Idiot is pushing the "anime is kiddie p0rn" angle. From your chest-puffing boast regarding having written a "manual" that says anime cons are big circlejerks to your quickness in pointing out the obvious content of the questions that relate to sex or sexuality; I'd say you're the one with the "sex" problem here. I suppose you could just be a sexually-frustrated middle-aged pot-bellied fella who wants to feel bigger by shooting at a rather harmless fandom (and one that doesn't really roll through Slashdot in any significant numbers).

    If the only significant thing you have to say is "anime is kiddie p0rn", then why the hell are you responding to this? Somehow, in some small way, you hope to find fans who will rally around your silly and unimportant assertions? Rah rah for you. If you even knew what the hell Toonami was, you might actually be capable of contributing a worthwhile response; but alas, you're simply a windbag like many a "superior" nut I've run across. Perhaps you lazily typed in a worthless source of info in your quest for truth, and decided this was anime as far as you could find it with the search tools at your disposal. Did you even bother to Google your way to a passing understanding?

    Read. Watch. Learn.
    Do these things BEFORE you open your mouth (or pound your keyboard); you might actually (gasp) change your view of things!

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    1. Re:Read up on what you intend to bash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I've never met a normal person

      Yes, I'm sure you haven't!

    2. Re:Read up on what you intend to bash by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 2



      Actually...I do know what Toonami is. I also know what "psychosexual disorders" are, having taken a few courses in Abnormal Psychology here at the U. This sort of stuff falls quite easilly into what I would call a fetish, since it seems the majority of interest expressed in Anime is not for its style and its content, but rather of its emphasis on sex.

      My guess is, Anime fans are fans because getting off on cartoon tits is somehow safe, and non-threatening. Its a one-way relationship, which allows the individual to develop their own arousal in a controlled way, versus risking the emotions of someone else. Fear of pussy, essentially.

      Bottom line, more and more these days, Anime is a fetishist activity. Thats what makes me sick. Enjoy a cartoon for what it is. A cartoon. Entertainment. Like a movie, or a play. Getting sexually aroused by a cartoon equates with assigning a personality to a blow-up doll. Its just plain fucked up.

      For the record, the reason why I read the post is because I'm a fan of Sealab. Its one of the funniest fucking things i've ever seen. :)

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    3. Re:Read up on what you intend to bash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not the "sexual content" (I like my porn with halogen lamps), but the story and the STYLE. I love the exageration.
      I also liked the part in NinjaScroll where Jubei headbutts Gemma's head through the floor of a ship.
      *Sigh*
      If only they'd get some darned halogen lamps.

  81. Eva in Germany by __aawsxp7741 · · Score: 1

    I remember seeing Evangelion on German TV (Vox) one or two years ago. Very late at night, and subtitled, I think. What I'm wondering is whether that was censored? I doubt they had the resources to do that, but if anybody in the know has seen it, please clarify.

  82. CN isn't the only entity doing the censoring by pjkacmar · · Score: 1

    It should be noted that sometimes it's the licensor that does the editing. FUNimation is the company responsible for much of the Dragonball Z censoring. Nelvana is the company responsible for hacking up Cardcaptor Sakura into Cardcaptors.

    Yes, Cartoon Network does some of their own censoring, but sometimes they don't get the original, unedited material to begin with.

  83. When will they get that anime is not for kids by W2k · · Score: 1

    ... Comboy Bebop, Gundam and Tenchi sure aren't, anyway. Sailor Moon arguably is. DBZ could be. The reason these series are being edited is because, to the ignorant minds of many, anime = cartoons and cartoons are only for kids. Way wrong. WAY way wrong.

    If you buy these series on DVD, unedited as they are then, you will find that they're rated as 15+ or even 18+. And here we have TV targeting 6-14? God, please let these children watch those series as they were supposed to be when they grow up.

    Also, the apparent wussyness of American parents is stunning. I live in Sweden, we have a culture that's arguably one of the most americanized in all of Europe, and if Cowboy Bebop was shown unedited on our TV, I very much doubt there'd be any complaints. And given our legal system (which has slightly more sanity in it than the US one) lawsuits would be out of the question.

    Also, stringent rules on content like this, especially when it comes to death and religion, keeps so many good animes off the screen it's tragic. I am thinking series like Hellsing here ... Evangelion would probably have a tough time as well.

    Let's all hope that the next generation of American parents know how to raise their children, instead of having the TV networks do it for them, complaining when they see something they think might be harmful. Screw them I say, their kids are going to be exposed to that no matter what, and probably are already (through the Internet, hello Rotten dot com).

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  84. This would be my doom... by stux · · Score: 1

    This and a 24/7 star trek channel...

    Mmmm, no reason to ever turn off the TV... (hell it'd be reason to turn ON the tv :))

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  85. What I don't understand is... by Cereal+Box · · Score: 1

    ... why anime fans are so anxious to see unedited anime series on TV. It's not like you can't buy the unedited DVDs and then watch them at your leisure!

    Personally, there's a lot of anime movies that I absolutely love, but I never really liked any of the serial shows... they just have hopelessly convoluted and complicated plots, and really aren't that interesting. Shrug. Maybe it's just because I have more important things to worry about than stories involving the ongoing struggle between giant robots hell-bent on destroying the earth :).

    While I'm at it: what's the obsession with subtitled anime? I've watched my fair share of anime, and I've never once seen an instance where subtitles and dubs made a significant difference. The dubs are saying approximately the same thing that the subtitles are saying... it's not like the subtitled dialogue presents a completely different story than the dubbed dialogue does. Furthermore, don't you fanboys realize that anime distributors are taking you for a ride? Common sense dictates that subtitling costs less money than dubbing, yet subtitled animes cost more than dubbed ones. The reason they cost more is because the distributors know you're willing to pay extra for something that doesn't really make a big difference.

    Hey, don't mod me down... no trolling here, I'm just interested to see what you guys think about these legitimate American anime issues.

    1. Re:What I don't understand is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Subs versus dubs? There are a lot of issues and differences between them. First, the quality of the voice acting. In Japan this is at least a respected and real field, where they can afford to pay actual wages and the like. In America, the companies that create the dubs have such limited budgets that they can't even afford to pay union rates for their actors. They do a good job with what they have, but that doesn't mean much. Second, the difference in the translations is (in my experience) often rather large... Particularly because there is an obsession of matching the mouth movements by the American companies... Considering historically animation in Japan hasn't worried about that, and the difference in 'number of syllables to amount of meaning/number of words' in different languages... There's frequently a complex sentence of dialog but the 'mouth flaps' for two syllables, and in the dub you'll get just the two syllables. Finally, for those who know Japanese to one degree or another, but not well enough to watch without some assistance, watching the subtitles but hearing the Japanese is much preferable. You can sharpen your language skills, and you will pick up a lot more of the subtext and cultural implications that get dropped even in good subtitles alone(without the audio). Japanese is such a hugely different language that there is a lot of stuff that a simple translation into english can't really handle... For example, Japanese is a SOV(subject object verb) language, as opposed to English being a SVO(subject verb object) language. I know of one series(Trigun) where a single phrase is of incredible importance... it's cut off in the middle of being said, and this fact is a major plot point... "Vash Knives wo" is what is said... Translated into english it would be "Vash, _____ Knives." The verb is never stated, because it comes at the end of the sentence. Unless you're watching a sub with the Japanese audio and have a moderate understanding of the language, you won't catch this and the translation doesn't quite explain it well enough...

      Oh, and with subs, when you feel like MST3k'ing an episode or something, you don't lose track of things due to talking.

  86. We need an All Anime Channel. by KajiCo · · Score: 1

    We definatley need an all anime channel that shows unedited Anime. However it's sad that still some anime gets edited in the U.S. So far the only channels i've seen unedited anime on have been Showtime, Starz, Encore, and the Action channel.

  87. They shouldn't neglect their fans. by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

    Well the obvious solution to the fansubbing "problem" is for them to take care of the international licensing, dubbing, subbing, and production while they're making and marketing the show so it can be released worldwide nearly simultaneously, while taking advantage of the larger market to lower costs for the shows. They should also invest and market/work with channels like Cartoon Network that actually put TV anime where it belongs - on TV. Then there'd be no demand for fansubs in the first place.

    Instead the Japanese producers ignored the international market for forever, and even now make few efforts to distribute internationally directly. Meanwhile independent international distributors take a "wait-and-see" attitude to decide whether to bring a show over, which ironically enough depends largely on the response of the fansub community to the show to make the decision and generate pre-release hype. Neither of them puts any money into marketing to the general audience, instead focusing purely on the existing fanbase and the youngest audiences. They may lose some profits, but that's the price they pay for playing it safe. Maybe if these companies stopped blaming their market and started catering to them instead, they might actually make some money.

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  88. Adult swim mystery solved ! by Tungbo · · Score: 1

    Looking at the new Adult Swim line up, I've been wondering why Yu Yu Hokusi and Pilot Candidate were put into this block. I've seen the entire YuYu Hokusa series (highly recommended) and it's definitely NOT more violent than DBZ. Pilot Candidate also looks pretty tame so far. The Interview suggested that these shows were really slated for Toonami originally which makes much more sense. Thus, while I won't allow my kids to watch Cowboy Bebop, these 2 shows are no problem at all. Perhaps they'll move them out of Adult Swim some day.

  89. Why we can't show nudity by karb · · Score: 1

    Claiming that people shouldn't have beliefs because you don't understand them really only proves the second presumption, not the first.

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  90. Editing by Cruciform · · Score: 2

    Say what you will about Canadians, but at least we get to watch a lot more unedited content :) Sure, the networks wait until after 9pm to show it, but at least you can watch it without wondering where the hell all the cool scenes went.

    I remember the first time I saw Vampire Hunter D, it was on TBS. We couldn't figure out why D was talking to his crotch the whole movie, and why it talked back. For some reason they edited out the mouth on his hand completely, so it always looked like he was looking down to converse with his groin, or a midget hidden in his pants.
    It wasn't until I saw the full version that it started to make sense (although how much sense does a mouth in the middle of your palm make, anyway?) :)

  91. Digimon by DarkZero · · Score: 2

    I just finished watching a VHS tape that had the last two weeks of Digimon from Fox on Saturday mornings on it. Digimon airs twice on Saturdays at 9:00AM and 10:30AM, and what do I see on it? A cybernetic monster biker shooting cute little creatures multiple times with his two double barrel sawed-off shotguns. The scene even slows down, Matrix-like, to show the shotgun shells blowing his enemies to bits. This has been typical of the last few years of Fox's editing of Digimon, which has previously shown one of the heroes being bitten clear in half, two full 30+ episode story arcs about a male and female angel ("Angemon" and "Angewomon") facing off against demons ("Devimon" and "Apocalymon"), a blood thirsty berserker hero creature that graphically slaughters his enemies, and numerous scenes where children have been beaten, tied up, taken hostage, or kidnapped.

    Cartoon Network, a cable channel, has no defense for editing violence, violence toward children, religious references, cursing, and most of the other things that it find objectionable out of the shows that it airs from 5:00-7:00PM (EST) in the afternoon if Fox, a network station which is held to much stricter legal editing standards, does not have to adhere to the same ridiculous editing standards with the shows that they play at 9:00AM and 10:30AM on a Saturday morning.

  92. Do Japanese censor US shows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if Japanese edit US shows as much as the American does to Japanese show. Does anyone know?

  93. America'a children are pussies!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's sad to say but true, American kids are being raised to be pussies. It's not the kids fault it's the parents for getting so worked up over foul language and blood. American parents are raising their kids to grow up in a fairy tale world of non reality, because anything else might corrupt the minds of the children and actualy give them a mind of their own. Anime is aired in Japan and intended for children 10+ (Japans children are even smarter and more productive, Anime educational? :). Where as here in the US to see a show as it was intended to be showed we have to purchace the "forbidon fruit" the Special "Unedited Version". I've read some of the other posts on here about how anime is all about the sexual content involved, well all I have to say is FUCK YOU! The reson anime is so good is because it has a fucking story line! Some American animation is pretty good (ie. Dextor's Lab, PPG, Sealab etc...). The only problem is they are one show story lines, if that. Where as most Anime series have complex story lines that span the entire series. Now, I know my llttle rant here maybe a little off suject, my point still stands (at least I think it does). We as a nation need to stop being so sensitive and instead of leaving our kids to be babysat by the television, and then bitching oven the content that the babysitter showed them. We need to show our kids reality and not the make beleave censored world which we through them into totally unprepaired for.

    If you understood my little rant, great. If you didn't don't worry, I don't think many people will.

    P.S. please don't flame me for the baad spelling, I know and accept that I am a bad spellor :)