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Conspiracies And Probability

guttentag writes "Sunday's New York Times Magazine is running a feature that looks at the rumored conspiracy that allegedly killed nearly a dozen bioterror and germ warfare researchers during a four month period following the U.S. anthrax scare. "What are the odds," people ask, despite the fact that a "one-in-a-million miracle" will statistically occur 280 times a day in the U.S. These strange things happen all the time, but we hype them because they provide the spice in literature and the comfort of comprehension."

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  1. Isn't this a repost? by Critical_ · · Score: 1

    This happened a long time ago and I think Salon covered it. Maybe I read it on another website.

    1. Re:Isn't this a repost? by H310iSe · · Score: 1

      who cares - this article is what I've been looking for for years (well, not looking too hard, obviously) - i wrote a thesis on how pattern recognition is hard-wired into human's brains, how we're biologically inclined to see and interpret coicidences, but at the time I was working w/ sociologits' work, I never looking into the people listed in the article. I LOVE SLASHDOT (sometimes).

      BTW - "The fact that so many suspected cancer clusters have turned out to be statistically insupportable does not mean the energy we spent looking for them has been wasted,'...'You're never going to find the real ones if you don't look at all the ones that don't turn out to be real ones.'
      I wonder how they determine if the coincidence is a coincidence. That is, just because the thing that looks like a cancer cluster actually turns out to statistically be a non-cluster, isn't there a chance that a real cluster might also happen to be identical to a non-cluster?

      mmm, the coincidence of coincidence - catchy title, no?

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    2. Re:Isn't this a repost? by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Isn't this a repost?"

      What are the odds of that happening on Slashdot?

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    3. Re:Isn't this a repost? by CreatorOfSmallTruths · · Score: 1

      this is probably a conspiracy

    4. Re:Isn't this a repost? by Dthoma · · Score: 1

      NewScientist covered it about three or four years back, too.

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    5. Re:Isn't this a repost? by danEger · · Score: 1

      You said you wrote a thesis on how pattern recognition is hard-wired into human's brains etc.
      I would be very interested in looking it through, would you be willing to share it somehow?

      Thanks, D.

  2. Conspiracy by vmac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We have Bush as our President. Let's figure out that conspiracy first.

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    1. Re:Conspiracy by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Doesn't take much figuring out...

    2. Re:Conspiracy by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      We'd all be saying the same thing if Gore was in office.

      It's kinda like arguing over which movie is better, Dante's Peak or Volcano.

    3. Re:Conspiracy by Usquebaugh · · Score: 2

      Except Gore won the election. Gore doesn't have a father who was president and also head of the CIA. Gore doesn't have a brother as govenor of Florida. Gore didn't have an Enron company jet for campaign trips.

    4. Re:Conspiracy by thales · · Score: 2
      He also didn't have enough brains to pass Journalism school. Think of all the dumb questions asked at press confrences. These people were smart enough to get through the school Gore flunked out of.

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    5. Re:Conspiracy by qubit64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope, but Gore did have lots of big names with lots of money on his side too. Also, Gore did lose the election, based on your electoral system. If you want to change the system so that it's a "majority rules" system then go for it, but that's not how it works now. Finally, even with the recount done by the newspapers in florida (which was far from "official"), Bush would have won anyway, albeit by the slimmest of margins.

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    6. Re:Conspiracy by Kredal · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't blame me, I voted for CowboyNeal.

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    7. Re:Conspiracy by Compenguin · · Score: 1

      The issue wasn't the electoral college as much as the integrity of the system in flordia from turning away voters to a possibly confusing ballot to very subjective recounts, all in a state run by the winning candidate's brother.

    8. Re:Conspiracy by qubit64 · · Score: 1

      I saw those ballots, and if they are confusing, you shouldn't be voting.

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    9. Re:Conspiracy by hpavc · · Score: 1

      actually this is not true, the media report shows otherwise but didnt bring to to full bear on bush because of the 9-11 stuff.

      the bbc/pri recently (last week) had some good reporting on why that is recently.

      but in essence it seemed to be unpresidented corruption by many people at the local level. not all of which were involved with ether other knowingly.

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    10. Re:Conspiracy by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Also, Gore did lose the election, based on your electoral system.

      Gore lost the election because Congress failed to do its duty. When the course of an election is unclear, CONGRESS is to debate the validity of the votes and, if necessary, put aisde the electoral votes and vote for the next president.

      Al Gore might have been president if even one Senator had agreed that it should be debated in Congress. I have a vivid memory of watching Al Gore preside over the senate, and refuse to hear the issue about whether he should be president.

      I can't see Bush doing the same.

      Finally, even with the recount done by the newspapers in florida (which was far from "official"), Bush would have won anyway, albeit by the slimmest of margins.

      I have no confidence in the possibility of ever figuring out who "really" won Florida. There's too many examples of inappropriate behavior and ambiguous responses. The darn thing should have been called off, and decided in congress like the constitution calls for.

    11. Re:Conspiracy by Moridineas · · Score: 2

      Except Gore won the election.

      Holy crap, you know something everyone else doesn't?? Wait, what about all ther ecounts that were eventually finished, what did they say? Bush won the election. End of story.

    12. Re:Conspiracy by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Maybe he just didn't get it that he was supposed to ask dumb questions instead of intelligent ones :-)

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    13. Re:Conspiracy by thales · · Score: 2
      ROFLMAO
      In Floridia the Ballot design is decided by the County, NOT the state. Palm Beach County is a Democratic stronghold. Democrats designed that Ballot. So much for that part of the CONspircy theory to explain the Gorebots loss.


      I Never thought I'd see the day a canidate for President would explain his loss by saying The people who supported me were too dumb to use a ballot style that has been around for years.


      The choice of canidate's in that election reminded me of a movie title, "Dumb and Dumber". Dumb got to the Whitehouse, while Dumber managed to disgust many of the independants who voted for him.


      If you want to look for an election that was stolen, I'd suggest you look at the 1960 election. Massive voter fraud in Chicago and Texas cost Richard Nixon the election. Nixon had a far stronger case than Gore for challenging the results, but Nixon decided that casting the legitimacy of the Presidancy in doubt would cause far more harm to the country than having a President who won by skulldugary. Nixon of all people outdid Gore on Ethical behaviour.

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    14. Re:Conspiracy by Nerull · · Score: 1
      Palm Beach Ballot

      I think most first graders i know could have figured that one out...

    15. Re:Conspiracy by thales · · Score: 2
      An AC wrote:
      " While you're rolling on the floor laughing your donkey off remember that you are living in a non-democratic country where the majority of your fellow citizens did not vote for the dictator currently in power."


      1. Thanks to third party canidates the Gorebot did Not recive a "majority" of votes cast. Canidates who do recive a majority of the votes are becoming the exception, not the rule.


      2. Thanks to a 50 to 55% voter turnout a president who got 30% of the citizens to vote for him is very rare and is called a "landslide" victory.


      3. Since Prince Albert the Lying Hearted made Nixon look ethical, LBJ look Honest, and Carter look compatant, I'm delighted that his support was so geographicly narrow that it doomed his bid for the Whitehouse.


      4. Although I voted for a third party canidate in 2000, I'll be supporting Bush in 2004, and Jeb Bush in 2008 and 2012 for one reason. Just so I can continue to enjoy watching the Gorebot's fan club's whinning and crying. Y'all are funnier than hell!

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    16. Re:Conspiracy by bsane · · Score: 1

      That is the first intelligent response I've heard to the issue. Although I think the reason no one in the senate wanted to deal with is the fact that they were split 50/50 and Gore would have been casting the deciding vote for himeself- not something he would have wanted to do. I agree though that it probably would have been the right thing to do (and the way the founders would have envisioned it).

    17. Re:Conspiracy by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Gore couldn't even win in his home state, what the hell are you talking about?

    18. Re:Conspiracy by woogieoogieboogie · · Score: 1

      I voted for chad because he was kinda hanging around :P

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    19. Re:Conspiracy by ThereIsNoSporkNeo · · Score: 1

      Repeat after me:
      "We... don't... live... in... a... democracy"
      It is that easy. The country was -never- a democracy. Hopefully, the country will never -be- a democracy. Mainly because most people are -stupid-.

      That is all.

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    20. Re:Conspiracy by jafac · · Score: 2

      Um, basically, Nixon's fraud wasn't good enough in 1960. It got better. Until he got caught tho -

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    21. Re:Conspiracy by thales · · Score: 2
      " Um, basically, Nixon's fraud wasn't good enough in 1960. It got better. Until he got caught tho -"


      Nixon wasn't the one committing the fraud, Kennedy was the benificary of fraud by Daily (Father of Gore's campaign chairman) in Chicago, and Johnson in South Texas. The fraud swung the Illinois and Texas over to Kennedy giving him the Whitehouse.

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    22. Re:Conspiracy by jafac · · Score: 2

      What I was saying is that Kennedy's fraud was better than Nixon's fraud in the 60's. That was not so when Nixon finally got to be president (and Kennedy was dead).

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  3. Hemos... stuck in a time loop? by silentbozo · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Hemos... stuck in a time loop? by guttentag · · Score: 4, Informative

      No. It's the same topic, but not the same story. The May story referenced globeandmail.com, which was perpetuating the rumor. The NYTimes Magazine story debunks the rumor by pointing out the facts and explaining why everyone gets irrationally excited about these things.

    2. Re:Hemos... stuck in a time loop? by SlugLord · · Score: 1

      Hey, what are the odds of that happening?

    3. Re:Hemos... stuck in a time loop? by kyras · · Score: 1

      Vonnegut should write a book about this:

      Hemos had become unstuck in time.

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    4. Re:Hemos... stuck in a time loop? by Hemos · · Score: 2

      This is a different story, but same topic.

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  4. You're one in a million! by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 3, Funny

    Which means there are about 6000 people exactly like you.

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    1. Re:You're one in a million! by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 2

      Which means there are about 6000 people exactly like you.

      Well, if there are 6000 others out there just like me, then they are all on /. and should be modding up every one of my posts. Or at least I should see 6000 replies saying "Yeah, exactly what I was thinking!". Since this doesn't happen, I gotta conclude that I'm not one in a million but closer to one in a billion.

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    2. Re:You're one in a million! by ErikTheRed · · Score: 2

      One in a million ... but which one?

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  5. What are the odds? by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You could find the odds exactly if you knew several figures:

    What is the number of bio-whatnot researchers in the group?
    What are the odds of one dying in a given time period?
    And this is the hardest: How many comparable groups are there in society? For example, politicians dying would be noticed. Baseball players dying would be noticed. And how big are these groups?

    If you answer these simple questions, you can answer the main topic.

    1. Re:What are the odds? by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 2

      You mean define the limits of the group? That is inherent in the first question. Or the long version of it anyway.

  6. On my way home today.... by Rothfuss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I noticed a car with the license plate JAA 768 next to another car with the license plate XPA 117.

    It was amazing.

    I mean, do you have any idea how staggeringly improbable it was for me to see those two license plates next to each other?

    1. Re:On my way home today.... by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 1

      In June I went on a road trip from through Washington, Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Nevada, California, Oregon, and back to Washington... I saw two cars with my license plate number. How about the probability of that? :)

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    2. Re:On my way home today.... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      Well, I don't understand the JAA 768 or XPA 117 references, but I can tell you of a similar coincidence:

      I went to Thomas Alva Edison elementary school. The license plate one of my my teacher's cars was "TAE - 072". (Not sure about the 072 part...) Weird that a teacher's license plate has the same acronym of the school he worked for!

      Of course, TAE could have lots of meanings to differnt people though, couldn't it? TAE could have been the initials of his cousin for all we knew. Still, though, it was an interesting conincidence.

    3. Re:On my way home today.... by ActiveSX · · Score: 1

      Anonvmous Coward, meet Sarcasm. Sarcasm, Anonvmous Coward. I hope you two get along.

    4. Re:On my way home today.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
      I went to Thomas Alva Edison elementary school. The license plate one of my my teacher's cars was "TAE - 072".
      I just got off the phone with your elementary school teacher. He said the initials on his plate stand for Timothy Alva Edison, so it's just a coincidence. Nothing to worry about.
    5. Re:On my way home today.... by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh yeah, well I got marked as "troll" on two different messages at the exact same *second* today. What is the chance of that?

      It must be a sign that I am "special".

    6. Re:On my way home today.... by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've had this argument with my wife once. It starts out like this:

      WIFE: Did you buy a lottery ticket like I asked?

      ME: Yes.

      WIFE What numbers did you pick?

      ME: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

      WIFE: WHAT? What are the chancs of that coming up?
      ...

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    7. Re:On my way home today.... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Yep. That's good news. It means that I'll be able to set up a Linux renderfarm. I'm not a big fan of Linux as a workstation, but I'd LOVE to be able to use them as render servers.

      I also run an apache webserver on Redhat. I'm a Linux newb but I am very happy with it. Just to be clear, I'm not anti-Linux, it just isn't useful for me right now. My sig's directed at Linux zealots, not the Linux Community.

    8. Re:On my way home today.... by treat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1,2,3,4,5,6 is a bad bet because if it does come up, there will be many winners, and the jackpot will be divided evenly among the winners. Any obvious combination is a bad choice for that reason.

    9. Re:On my way home today.... by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1

      Of course everyone else is thinking the same thing... my brother had a dog named Fido. It was the only dog named Fido I ever met.

    10. Re:On my way home today.... by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Most "professionals" don't use the stock Lightwave renderer anyway.

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    11. Re:On my way home today.... by Leto2 · · Score: 2
      What the number plate poster is pointing out is that the 'coincendence' of "JAA 768" next to a "XPA 117" plate is just as probable as seeing "TAE 072" while driving by a Thomas Alva Edison school.

      From the article:
      You only notice your poker hand when it's a royal flush, you never remember that day you got that Hearts-5, Spades-King, Diamonds-10, Diamonds-7 and Spades-8. And it's just as probable as a Royal Flush....

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    12. Re:On my way home today.... by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

      Actually, picking common numbers in a lottery reduces your expected return! Not the chance of winning, but the amount you are likely to win.

      If lots of people pick 123456, and it happens to be selected, they will split the amount.

      Better to choose something more random. The expected return on making that choice vs otherwise is .0000000001$ or something like that :-)

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    13. Re:On my way home today.... by CreatorOfSmallTruths · · Score: 1

      [flaimbait]
      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of people talking about Beowulf clusters

      /. has this cult which evolved around it of people which promptly answer anything with the same lines. ( do you like you food? well, yes, *but* imagine a Beowulf cluster of that!)
      [/flaimbait]

    14. Re:On my way home today.... by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1

      But at least the dog has a name.

    15. Re:On my way home today.... by Rovaani · · Score: 1

      Talk about coincidences:
      I study at hut.fi, in Finnish the acronym is TKK.
      The rector/headmaster/principal/whatever has a license plate TKK-1!!! Even scarier, his 2nd in command has TKK-2!!! Just imagine waht the odds for that are!

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    16. Re:On my way home today.... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      /. has this cult which evolved around it of people which promptly answer anything with the same lines. ( do you like you food? well, yes, *but* imagine a Beowulf cluster of that!)

      Yes, but imagine a Beowulf cluster doing that! :-)
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    17. Re:On my way home today.... by Alsee · · Score: 2

      Better to choose something more random

      Actually you can do BETTER than selecting totally random numbers - and for exactly the reason you mentioned "picking common numbers in a lottery reduces your expected return".

      A whole butt-load of people use dates so all the numbers from 1 to 31 are over selected. Always be sure to include a couple of numbers over 31. You will be less than average probablility to have to split the pot with someone else if you win.

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    18. Re:On my way home today.... by Fesh · · Score: 2

      Can you imagine the stink if a common sequence of numbers did come up in a lottery drawing?All of the investigations into charges of "fixing" would probably cost more than the jackpot...

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    19. Re:On my way home today.... by ClickNMix · · Score: 1

      Okay, this got me thinking..

      What if you got one of each posible combination of lottery result. (About 14 million tickets here in the UK I think.)

      You buy the tickets at a time when its a roll over, or some 20 Million jackpot promotion etc. So the jackpot is more the the usual. - Since each draw is more then likely balanced to profit on a single draw, this might tips the cash in to cash out more to your favor.

      Since you have every single combination, can the prizes you win make the inital investment payoff?

      Since you get the jackpot + 6 x '5 numbers + bonus' + 6 x 5 numbers + lots of 5, 4 and 3 numbers..

      Its not easy to pull off (Who has 14 Million to spend on tickets? and the man power to buy them all in time for the right draw) but, could you beat the system by covering ALL your bets.

      Its sunday afternoon, and my math could be way out.. but, something to thinking about for all of 30 seconds..

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    20. Re:On my way home today.... by Watts+Martin · · Score: 2

      1,2,3,4,5,6 is a bad bet because if it does come up, there will be many winners, and the jackpot will be divided evenly among the winners.

      That sounds like pretty good reasoning--except you're assuming the vast majority of lottery players won't think like Bingo Foo's wife. Let's face it, most people who know about statistics aren't playing the lottery to start with. :)

    21. Re:On my way home today.... by Sanat · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine who lived in Missouri played the super lotto and the Missouri lotto each week. One time he had the winning numbers for the Missouri lotto on his super lotto ticket and matched all but 1 digit on his Missouri lotto ticket from the selected digits of the super lotto from the same week.

      Now those are long odds...

      And he won nothing...

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    22. Re:On my way home today.... by fatbastard10101 · · Score: 1

      Word, some plane crashed in South America. The flight number hit on the lotto the next day and there were like 5k winners :(

    23. Re:On my way home today.... by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      Unlikely, since big payouts draw big crowds buying huge numbers of tickets and any winner is likely to have to split the prize -- so your expected payoff will be a fraction of the jackpot.

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    24. Re:On my way home today.... by edp · · Score: 2

      In theory, this can work. In practice, it's rare, and you should evaluate the expected return carefully. Some multi-state lottery recently reached around US$400 million or so due to rollovers from non-winning selections. There were somewhere around 80 million equally probable combinations, so you'd think a $1 ticket for a one-in-80-million chance at $400 million is a good deal, or $80 million for a 100% chance of sharing the jackpot is a good deal.

      However, there were three or four winners, so that reduces the jackpot. Then taxes reduce your net win. And the announced amount is a lie; it is the sum of current and future payments. The true immediate lump sum or net present value is closer to half the announced value. In the end, each winner got less than the $80 million or so needed to make it a fair game.

    25. Re:On my way home today.... by tbarrie · · Score: 1
      From the article: You only notice your poker hand when it's a royal flush, you never remember that day you got that Hearts-5, Spades-King, Diamonds-10, Diamonds-7 and Spades-8. And it's just as probable as a Royal Flush....

      Just to be pedantic, the probability of getting a Royal Flush is in fact four times as great as the probability of getting that hand.

    26. Re:On my way home today.... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "Most "professionals" don't use the stock Lightwave renderer anyway"

      ooooooooooooooooooooooookay.

    27. Re:On my way home today.... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      I'm not talking about vanity plates. Yeesh.

      I see what this was all about: My teacher acquired this license plate so that 18 years later it'd introduce me to a bunch of comedian wannabee's on Slashdot.

    28. Re:On my way home today.... by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 2

      Not to mention it would take 162 days just to print out every ticket at 1 ticket a second.

    29. Re:On my way home today.... by pythorlh · · Score: 1

      In the NY Lotto, several years ago, there was a group of numbers that came out which formed a triangle on the "fill in the squares" form used to buy tickets. There was no investigation into "how" this happened. It was readily explained as change. However, the previous posters are correct. There were 50 or 60 "winners", and the individual take was much smaller than other drawings.

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  7. PHEW! by papasui · · Score: 4, Funny

    And all time time I was afraid that the FBI was monitoring my Inter-.........

  8. well, what can i say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of ten

  9. NYTimes registration generator by jon787 · · Score: 2

    http://www.majcher.com/nytview.html

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  10. Monkeys and typewriters... by blackcoot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... is what this reminds me of. Math says that anything that can happen will happen given enough time --- much the same as some number n monkeys typing at n typewriters will eventually produce the Library of Congress. Of course, we're talking about very large values of n and incredibly long amounts of time...

    1. Re:Monkeys and typewriters... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, but take those very same monkeys, take away their typewriters. Given only 5 months, these monkeys can and will write the legislation for the USA for the given year.

      And if they do a poor job, you can always vote for another monkey next November.

      Or said another way, given very large numbers of N, and incredible lengths of time, Congress might actually write something worth reading....

    2. Re:Monkeys and typewriters... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2

      How do you think we got Windows ME?

    3. Re:Monkeys and typewriters... by SlugLord · · Score: 1

      Funny that you should mention monkeys with typewriters...

      George Kingsley Zipf realized that lots of things follow an inverse power law (with the power very cloze to 1 in most cases) when plotted as frequency versus frequency rank. The most common example is the english language. If you take all the words in a large well known text and count the occurrances and then plot the frequencies on say a dot plot from highest to lowest, you'll find that it traces an inverse curve pretty closely. Many people look at this and see some divine intervention (since Zipf's law also occurs often naturally), but eventually someone explains to them that monkeys with typewriters would produce the same "word" length frequency distribution purely by probability.

      I guess that's a long-winded way of saying that people like to look for patterns and try to interpret them (which is, by the way, probably a Good Thing(TM) because it allows things like "reading") and that sometimes there really isn't anything to interpret.

    4. Re:Monkeys and typewriters... by Exatron · · Score: 1
      How do you think we got Windows ME?

      Three monkeys, ten minutes.

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    5. Re:Monkeys and typewriters... by superyooser · · Score: 1
      Math says that anything that can happen will happen given enough time

      ... therefore, somebody somewhere at sometime has turned into a monkey banging on a typewriter. In a parallel universe, that person is you.

    6. Re:Monkeys and typewriters... by blackcoot · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention that... I happened to have read about Zipf's Law earler on today at the NIST Dictionary of Algorithms and Data Structures, which reminded me of an article in Bentley's Programming Pearls, 2nd ed about using a hidden Markov model to produce random text. You get some really interesting results if allow your model to have enough states and you train it on enough text. It leaves me sorely tempted to see if I can try to use a similar technique to try to produce scripts for Fox specials ;-)

    7. Re:Monkeys and typewriters... by blackcoot · · Score: 1

      I forgot the link to Programming Pearls. Incidentally, it's an excellent book, particularly good for those of us that need creative answers to interesting questions... I didn't realize that there are at least 100 uses of binary search (I'm sure that Bentley found more for the second volume).

    8. Re:Monkeys and typewriters... by kreyg · · Score: 2

      Assuming of course that monkeys are purely random. The key arrangement, number of monkey hands, and physical constraints of the keys that can or must be hit in a single "bang" reduce the randomness. It should be entirely possible that monkeys banging on a keyboard can only produce a fixed arrangement of patterns, which may or may not include any particular piece or collection of literature.

      I've always thought this was a bad example of randomness, but then I believe that monkeys banging on keyboards is more or less deterministic, so perhaps I'm just being too pedantic. :-)

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    9. Re:Monkeys and typewriters... by guttentag · · Score: 2
      Humor and sarcasm noted... with that out of the way, there was a serious statement in your post I'd like to comment on:
      ...given very large numbers of N, and incredible lengths of time, Congress might actually write something worth reading...
      It's disturbing to see how trendy this position has become. "Congress doesn't write anything worth reading, so I'll ignore them." Wrong.

      Regardless of the quality of the bills Congress writes; regardless of your opinion of those bills; regardless of whether you are an American citizen who feels a need to keep an eye on his elected representatives... you should make a habit of checking in from time to time to read the material written by Congress.

      Ultimately that material becomes U.S. law. That translates into U.S. policy and U.S. spending, which directly or indirectly affects most people on this planet -- and certainly everyone who has the technical and economic means to read Slashdot, whether you like it or not. This makes everything Congress writes "worth reading."

      It is incumbent upon you as a free-thinking individual to read, understand and evaluate the writings of Congress. The alternative is wandering across a busy street with your eyes closed because you can't get hit by a bus you can't see.

    10. Re:Monkeys and typewriters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      is what this reminds me of. Math says that anything that can happen will happen given enough time --- much the same as some number n monkeys typing at n typewriters will eventually produce the Library of Congress

      No, thats wrong. Math says that those monkeys can bang away at the typewriters until infinity and NEVER produce the Library of Congress. The PROBABILITY of them never doing so though, tends towards 0, as t (time) tends towards infinity. Mathematically, though, that probability never reaaaally reaches 0. It just becomes infinitely small.

      What you've cited is basically commonly called "law of averages", and it is generally speaking false. Basically, it asserts that if you keep, say, flipping a coin, that you WILL eventually flip an average of 50/50 ratio of H/T. That is not true, it is POSSIBLE to flip the coin 1000000 times and have it land H 1000000 times. (Since they are statistically independent events) (assuming the coin is very strong and doesn't get worn). The probably of it happening though just gets smaller and smaller as n gets larger. P(n) tends to 0 as n tends to infinity. P(n) never REACHES 0 though.

      Stastisticians (and people in general) seem to often get confused between "extremely unlikely" and "impossible". (Likewise, they get confused with "extremely likely" and "will happen".)

    11. Re:Monkeys and typewriters... by Lil'wombat · · Score: 1
      A very long time. The best my monkeys have written to date is Too be or not two bee ..

      Bad monkeys.


      I'm holding out for the redneck version: Given enough time and shotgun ammunition,a group of rednecks will eventually product the great works of literature in braille on highway signs.

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  11. Re:one-in-a-million miracle by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

    If she was impregnated by feces smeared on the seat, then yes, even by my atheist standards, it's a miracle.

    It also probably means that the baby will grow up to be a lawyer.

  12. Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by David+Wong · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is it so much more comfortable for us to see massive orchestrated conspiracy where there is really nothing but 1) random chance or 2) stupidity.

    As in, a lone crazy man slips through some very sloppy secret service security and puts a bullet in the president, 30 years later we're still speculating about secret mafia/cuban/communist/military-instrustrial complex theories. We actually bend the facts to make it fit. Visit the Book Depository in Dallas; if you look out that window down into the street, Oswald's shot looks rather easy to make. It's right there.

    Why can't we just accept that? If there's a crime to be investigated, investigate it. Fine. But twenty years from now some conspiracy nut will still be speculating about who or what killed those scientists. Probably the same guy who did Vince Foster and Ron Brown...

    1. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by guttentag · · Score: 2
      A reply from the article:
      We are discomforted by the idea of a random universe. Like Mel Gibson's character Graham Hess in M. Night Shyamalan's new movie "Signs," we want to feel that our lives are governed by a grand plan.

      The need is especially strong in an age when paranoia runs rampant. "Coincidence feels like a loss of control perhaps," says John Allen Paulos, a professor of mathematics at Temple University and the author of "Innumeracy," the improbable best seller about how Americans don't understand numbers. Finding a reason or a pattern where none actually exists "makes it less frightening," he says, because events get placed in the realm of the logical. "Believing in fate, or even conspiracy, can sometimes be more comforting than facing the fact that sometimes things just happen."

    2. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by Valar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everyone knows that John Dillinger shot JFK, on behalf of the JAMs.

    3. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by qubit64 · · Score: 1

      Maybe this explains the appeal of religion?

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    4. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by T3kno · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Actually to me that is an argument for religion. Religionists are not the ones that are constantly twisting things too support a half baked theory or moralistic system. If you look at it, the fundamental belief system of christianity has been pretty much the same for the last 2000 years. Science and politics are the ones that has been all over the place.

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    5. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by chill · · Score: 2, Informative

      1) Because one bullet was supposed to have gone thru three people, all at different angles.

      2) Because the gov't has a bad habit of covering up anything that might potentially embarrass them. Then, they cover up (lie) about the rest just for good measure.

      3) Because evidence "disappeared" -- like frames from Zapruder's film. Odds are some buffoon bureaucrats simply lost stuff, but it doesn't look good.

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    6. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2


      Religionists are not the ones that are constantly twisting things too support a half baked theory or moralistic system. If you look at it, the fundamental belief system of christianity has been pretty much the same for the last 2000 years. Science and politics are the ones that has been all over the place.


      If I had mod points right now, I'd mod this one up as "funny". I hope it was intended as such - there's more than a small number of people who believe this kind of thing.
    7. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by thales · · Score: 2
      "christianity has been pretty much the same for the last 2000 years"


      Are you saying that Christians still want to burn Witches, Torture and kill Heretics, Supress the Heliocentric theory of the Solar System, Sieze Temples and Shrines belonging to other faiths, and conquer the Holy Land?

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    8. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by srw · · Score: 2

      I know Christians aren't welcome on slashdot, but if you're going to quote him, please quote the entire thought. From the previous comma would do.

      The Witch burnings, science vs. religion, and the crusades were never part of the "fundamental belief system of Christianity." Much of what the organized church today stands for is not part of the "fundamental belief system of Christianity." I think if you take an honest look, you will find the "fundamentals" have changed very little over 2000 years.

    9. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by evilviper · · Score: 2

      Last time I checked, none of that was demanded in the bible. e.g. It was not part of the religion, just the actions of a few, falable people, in the church.

      Besides that, it's fairly obvious that the church as the dictatorship, has still faired much better than other types of dictatorship.

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    10. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by thales · · Score: 2
      Last I heard the Old Testiment still had that part about not suffering a witch to live in it.

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    11. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by thales · · Score: 2
      1. It isn't that Christians aren't welcome, it's that a statement from a Christian perspective is as open to crictism here as any other statement. Just because you think Christian ideas are beyond crictism dosen't mean evrybody does.


      2. Hostility towards other world views and religions has been part of Christanity since it's founding."I Am the way" is the fundemental belief in Christanity and has led to the hostility towards other beliefs.

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    12. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by evilquaker · · Score: 1
      I think if you take an honest look, you will find the "fundamentals" have changed very little over 2000 years.

      If you want to define "fundamentals" so narrowly, then the same is true for scientific inquiry as well.

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    13. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by cbarcus · · Score: 1

      Certainly, our view of the world affects what we think is probable. For someone who thinks that the United States primarily promotes freedom and democracy in its foreign policy, charges that the CIA has been responsible for countless assassinations and coups in the last 50 years may strike them as extremely ludicrous. Examination of the public record does not present a pleasant view of things.

      Check out the documentary:

      Inside the CIA: On Company Business

      I suggest checking out the following books:

      Inside the Company: CIA Diary
      In Search of Enemies
      Thy Will Be Done: The Conquest of the Amazon
      The Politics of Heroin
      Cocaine Politics
      Compromised: Clinton, Bush, and the CIA
      Deep Politics and the Death of JFK
      The Iran-Contra Connection
      The Secret Team
      The Mafia, Bush, and the CIA
      Wall Street and the Rise of Hitler
      The Third Option
      The Grand Chessboard
      Hideous Dream
      Manufacturing Consent
      Imperial San Francisco
      Blowback: The Costs and Consequences of American Empire
      Killing Hope
      The Outlaw Bank
      Censored 2001
      The Globalization of Poverty
      Patriots and Profiteers
      The Phoenix Program

      Also drop by the National Security Archive website:

      http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/

    14. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by evilviper · · Score: 2

      True, witches are supposed to be killed. Only problem is that it didn't define 'witch', or say how to determine who was one (which is where the problems came in). I would have to say that either:

      A) That passage is a bad translation
      OR
      B) "Witch" had some connotation in ancient times that it has since lost.

      i.e. Even if you don't believe A or B, it was still obviously the actions of a few individuals that led to innocent people being killed.

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    15. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by srw · · Score: 1

      If you want to define "fundamentals" so narrowly, then the same is true for scientific inquiry as well.

      1. You'll notice that I didn't say anything about science. (Don't confuse me with the person who started this thread.)

      2. "Fundamental" is, by definition, narrow.

      -srw

    16. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by macpeep · · Score: 4, Informative

      "1) Because one bullet was supposed to have gone thru three people, all at different angles."

      Three? See, this is exactly what the parent was talking about. There was *TWO* people that the bullet passed through. Connally and JFK. And if you look at pictures shown by the "look, the single bullet theory is ridiculous"-people, sure enough, it will look like it had to make funny u-turns in the air. However, if you look at the actual pictures of how JFK and Connally sat, you'll notice that they weren't at all directly behind eachother but that JFK was much further to the outside of the car than Connally was. Thus, a bullet passing through his head would have hit Connally in the right shoulder, just as it did.

      Of course there's a million other evidence, for and against but I'm not really interested in the whole JFK conspiracy. I just don't like it when people bend the facts; say it was three people instead of two, show diagrams full of errors and clearly exaggerated with bullets making u-turns in the air and so on.

      If your case is so convincing, just stick to the facts. Ok?

      Here's just one site that reveals some of the bullshit:

      http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/sbt.htm

    17. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by evilviper · · Score: 1, Troll

      The issue is the unbelievable path of one bullet. On it's own, it would be accepted, but other suspicious facts that conflict with the offical theory are enough to make all the coincidences practically impossible.

      Whatever you believe about JFK doesn't matter. The fact remains that those rumors that circulate, are most often correct! I know it sounds wrong, but there is ample evidence for it.

      World War II for example:

      We are told the Hitler was an agressor, but he did everything to make peace with the UK. It was Churchill, who wanted to be a wartime leader, who forced Hitler into war. That also shows that Roosevelt convinced Churchill that the US would enter the war, once the UK did. That alone shows great support for the long-standing rumors (which is a FACT) that FDR not only knew about Pearl Harbor, but provoked Japan to war with the US.

      Indeed, all of that I found while trying to find the facts about Sept. 11th. Such as:

      Meetings between 9-11 financiers and top intelligence officals

      The Bin-Laden Tape was obviously a forgery

      The fact the the terrorists could easilly have been disabled by the pilots The article doesn't mention it, but releasing cabin pressure would also have knocked everyone on-board unconscious. It's hard to take over the plane when you have to stay in a seat (where there's an air-mask).

      Israeli spies AT LEAST KNEW about the attack plan

      Or the Instant message Odigo (an Israel based company with WTC offices) employees recieve 2 hours previous to the attacks. No link since newsbytes shut down... I'm sure you can find the Google cache, or some other, site.

      Before I found sites with this type of information, I was basically as trusting as you. Now, I'm convinced that rumors are typically more accurate than the news media, and won't believe a word I'm told, without some actual proof. So, it's not that hard for me to believe that JFK could have been a target of his own government. Hell, it sounds like that's just the case with the Sept 11th attacks.

      http://www.americanfreepress.net/9-11/9-11.html

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    18. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by Flamerule · · Score: 2
      Wow. Well, I'm pretty knowledgeable about WWII, so I can at least address that issue.
      We are told the Hitler was an agressor, but he did everything to make peace with the UK. It was Churchill, who wanted to be a wartime leader, who forced Hitler into war.

      Yes, Hitler did want peace with the UK... after he had already siezed the rest of Europe! Hitler wanted and expected Britain to sign a peace treaty after he overwhelmed France, and he was actually very suprised that Britain didn't. It took quite some time for his generals to begin even planning the invasion of Britain (Operation Sea Lion), and the Germans went about it rather lethargically, all the time hoping that Britain would back down and sign a treaty.

      It would have been perverse for Churchill to accept peace with Hitler after France fell -- a perversity on par with that of Neville Chamberlain and other European leaders in the Munich Agreement with Hitler in 1938 where they abandoned Czechoslovakia to him.

      In addition, your phrasing "forced Hitler into war" as regards Churchill is vastly misleading, since Britain and France had declared war on Germany together after Poland was attacked. Britain was at war with Germany from that moment, and was still at war after the the evacuation of Dunkirk and the conquest of France.

    19. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by evilviper · · Score: 1, Troll
      It would have been perverse for Churchill to accept peace with Hitler after France fell

      Well, you haven't given me much to work with here... I suppose all I can say is 'I don't agree'.

      But that's besides the point anyhow. The point is just that all the news you hear or see, all the history books you read, all are preaching proganda to you. You likely never hear the facts unless you are willing to spend a great deal of your time on cryptome.org or other similar places, reading through the actual facts of any issue. My question is, why doesn't the news media do that? Their purpose is to gather and summarize information about important events. Now, all they do is shove 50 cameras in the faces of elected officals, and spend 10 hours saying the same thing over and over, just in slightly different ways.

      It was Thomas Jefferson who said something to the effect of: 'He that reads nothing, is better educated than someone that reads only newspapers.'

      Watergate is another great example. It took 2 reporters following a financial trail to discover a cover-up that went all the way to the president, it sure as hell wasn't the FBI that found the truth, despite the fact that they are the ultimate investigative organization. Rant Warning: The same thing is happening with 9-11, there are some stock trades that happened (as well as insurance policies, etc) that seem to show evidence of knowledge of impending attack. If coincidence, the odds of winning the lottery are far greater. The news media doesn't investigate, and neither has the FBI.

      Back on the media. With any conspiracy, there are ALWAYS officals who claim there is something more going on than the offical story. Yet (in the case of 9-11, as an example because it was recent) the only alternative views getting news-media attention are those nuts who's theories are clearly wrong, and not based on facts.

      For all those that think I'm nuts; when was the last time you heard about the FBI's Anthrax investigation? It's obvious they have at least identified the source even if possibly not the guilty person.

      When the heat was on the FBI, and some story came out about a captured terrorist who reportedly was going to detonate a radialogical ('dirty') bomb, did anyone seriously believe the story? No? Yet we don't take the falsified Bin-Laden tape or reports of attempted terrorist attacks as a sign that, Gee, maybe the government has been lying about much more as well.

      Well, I suppose I'm just venting about ignorant people at this point. If anyone wants a little reality with their news, try americanfreepress.net, barnesreview.com, and cryptome.org .

      Oh, one more thing... There were two stories on slashdot just weeks before Sept 11th. They were press releases from the CIA and NSA (IIRC) that said they were not getting enough money to be able to protect US citizens. Now, I may just have been paranoid, but I said to several dozen people that the US gov. was obviously planning to commit a terrorist attack on US citizens, and blame it on foreign terrorists. As I said, I may just have been paranoid, but attacks did happen, just as predicted.

      In addition to those news sites, watch the movies 'The Long Kiss Goodnight', 'Canadian Bacon', and 'Air America'. The first is strikingly similar to the attacks, and my prediction. The second, the 'war on terror'. The quote "They walk among us" is strkingly similar to the 'Sleeper Cells' we hear so much about. The last, is based on about as much truth as Titanic. The CIA did have secret air operations, which they funded with drugs, but I doubt Mel Gibson was there flying the planes...
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    20. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by Glytch · · Score: 2

      It's a pity JFK was going to die anyway. At least Dillinger got the chance to screw with the AISB.

    21. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      "Religion is the last refuge of the scoundrel", or something like that. In any event it is to a scoundrel's advantage if he can claim some sort of religious justification. The people that tortured and killed heretics called themselves "Christians". What else would they call themselves?

    22. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by aminorex · · Score: 2

      Well, if you look at the Altgens photos, you can
      see Oswald, in the same shirt he was wearing when
      he was arrested, observing the assassination as it
      happens, from the doorway of the repository. Note
      that there is no rifle in his hand.

      To attribute the JFK assassination to Oswald
      requires a poignant ignorance of the facts.

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    23. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by aminorex · · Score: 2

      Specious, fallacious, and disingenuous arguments are
      unwelcome from my point of view, whatever their
      target, but when the target is Christianity, they
      always gain a lot of boosters, simply because so
      many people are suffering from reaction formation
      contra-Christus, which cripples their reason.

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    24. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by BoneFlower · · Score: 2


      The fact the the terrorists could easilly have been disabled by the pilots The article doesn't mention it, but releasing cabin pressure would also have knocked everyone on-board unconscious. It's hard to take over the plane when you have to stay in a seat (where there's an air-mask).

      PRoblem with this is- Odds are until the final approach, only the terrorist cell leader knew of the final intentions. A pilot isn't going to release cabin pressure in a routine hijacking- too much risk when waiting it out will get everybody released unharmed. Terrorist cells are PARANOID. And smart. The cell leader alone probably knew of the target, it wouldn't surprise me if even he didn't know in advance, but had a letter he was to open when control of teh plane was secured. And I guarantee you, when the cell leader on the second plane looked out and saw one tower already burning, he was probably surprised that there was another plane involved in the operation.

      [americanfreepress.net]Israeli spies AT LEAST KNEW about the attack plan [americanfreepress

      Wouldn't surprise me. Mossad is nasty and cares only about the mission, morals be damned. There have been bits of mideast war plans leaked that state plainly that if Israel goes to war with its neighbors, Mossad is likely to attack American targets and make it appear that the attacks were made by the enemies of Israel. The frightening thing is, Mossad is good enough to pull that off.

    25. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by The+G+Man · · Score: 1

      OK, I'm not trying to be any kind of conspiracy nut, but one thing I've read that kinda makes me think is that the amount of metal extracted from Connally's wrist was more than the amount of metal missing from the bullet.

      So, if anyone could refute that or give a good reason for its being so, reply please. Until then, I'll remain kinda creeped out.

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    26. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by ThereIsNoSporkNeo · · Score: 1

      Well, considering that the original purpose of the article was coincidence, let's look at some of the things in perspective.

      Yes, Christians of the past have tortured and killed people.

      Here's the kicker- Yes, NON-Christians of the past have tortured and killed people.
      SHOCK! AMAZEMENT! EPIPHANY!

      In fact, Christian/Jewish nations were/are not the most violent of offenders. Comparatively, they are actually quite mild.

      EX:
      The Jewish people are commanded in the Old Testiment to kill witches. (Make a note: The New Testiment is a -revision- of the Old Testiment. This command is effectively nullified by Jesus's teachings) They do so.

      Babylon, a civilization that existed at the same time uses a policy of completely destroying towns they take by hangings. (Note: Babylonian hangings weren't the white-gloved rope hangings of yesteryear. Babylonian hangings involved sticking a sharpened pole through the still-living person anus until it came through his/her chest. The pole was then implanted in the ground and the body was left to rot on it.) They would wipe out entire towns in this manner (Men/women/children). They were not Jewish.

      Compare the two.

      As a whole, Christianity has worked against violence, and not spreading it. It works as a code of ethics that prohibits man's natural impulsion toward violence. Certainly, many people claiming to be Christians have done horrible things. Some have even been done in the name of Christianity, but as a whole, Christianity works to prevent atrocity.

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    27. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by jafac · · Score: 2

      The planes had not climbed to their full altitude yet.

      at 7000-10000 feet, air masks are desirable, but not really necessary.

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    28. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by macpeep · · Score: 2

      Neck, not head. Error on my part in the post. However you entirely missed the point.

    29. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by Archie+Steel · · Score: 2

      As a whole, Christianity has worked against violence, and not spreading it. It works as a code of ethics that prohibits man's natural impulsion toward violence.

      Hmm...most major religions act as codes of ethics to control man's "impulses", be they violent or otherwise. The call of the divine aims at transcending humanity and therefore elevate man above beast. Unfortunately, religions have seldom had that effect in the real world. Nearly all of them have been used to justify some kind of atrocity or abuse at one time or another (well, Buddhism is mostly clean, and so is Jainism, I suppose...)

      I suppose if you stick to the basic tenets of Christianity - or most religions, for that matter - then you would be doing more harm than good. But then you would probably have to dissociate yourself from whatever church you belong to and start your own...

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    30. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by evilviper · · Score: 2
      Odds are until the final approach, only the terrorist cell leader knew of the final intentions. A pilot isn't going to release cabin pressure in a routine hijacking


      Well, first of all I'm suggesting that such actions should have been the procedure. People don't realize that this sort of thing has happened before, just not in the US. Anyone that watches any world news would be well aware of that.

      If you are a pilot, and a hijacker is attempting to take over control of the plane (removing the pilots from the cockpit) you must know that it is NOT a routine hijacking. At that point, it's safe to say something needs to be done.

      What personally bothered/bothers me the most about hijackings and these particular attacks, out of ~60 people, not a single one even attempted to fight the hijackers. Even if I believe I would be completely safe by doing what they wanted (which is never the case) I would have taken them down on principle alone. Hell, box-cutters couldn't cut through a damn leather jacket! Just think of all the luggage, tray-tables, seat cushions, that could have been used as weapons. If 2 people were willing to take on 4 hijackers, not a single passenger would have been even scratched.

      Even with a box-cutter to the throat, the blade could be broken pushing on it with one finger. Even with arms, legs, and hands bound, and the blade to your throat, suddenly jumping, or droping would likely have broken the blade... or at least disarmed the hijackers. That's only if nobody else helped (which strangely was the case).

      Now you get to use plastic forks and knives on planes. So what? It would be easier to kill someone with a sharpened pencil, than with a 2-inch pocket-knife (or box-cutter).
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    31. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by rtechie · · Score: 1


      If you are a pilot, and a hijacker is attempting to take over control of the plane (removing the pilots from the cockpit) you must know that it is NOT a routine hijacking. At that point, it's safe to say something needs to be done.


      Though we certainly don't have complete information, it is now widely belived that the terrorists claimed that it was a hijacking and that in addition to the box-cutters claimed they had bombs that they would detonate if they were attacked.

      I don't believe it is reasonable to assume that the pilots and passengers would "figure out" that they intended to use the aircraft as bombs. Clearly they did not.

      One positive side-affect of 9/11 is that it is unlikely that any terrorist groups will attempt hijackings of aircraft in the USA knowing that the passengers would attack them (assuming ther terrorists would use the aircfarf as a flying bomb). A repeat of 9/11 is highly unlikely for this reaso. It's much more likely terrorists would use cargo aircraft or private aircraft for such attacks.

    32. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by evilviper · · Score: 2
      I don't believe it is reasonable to assume that the pilots and passengers would "figure out" that they intended to use the aircraft as bombs. Clearly they did not.

      As I said... It is not necessary to know that you are going to be killed. Clearly, it is easy to do what is right, when you know that doing otherwise will get you killed... There exists one smoldering example of that very situation. I would say, even if everyone on the plane suspected that they were going to die, they still wouldn't have done anything. People enjoy escaping into their own head, pretending that everything will be okay, and therefore, doing nothing.

      What I am proposing, is that the ideas fed to us by the media are wrong. You should not do everything anyone with a weapon tells you to do. If they have a weapon, obviously they do not mean to do any good. I believe it is common sense that you should take down agressors at the first possible moment... but 99% of people are either too brainwashed, or too self-absorbed to be willing to do that.

      If my image of people is bleak, it's because I have very detailed knowledge of the actions and minds of a great number of people. People have all the intelligence of sheep, not because they don't have brain capacity, but because their politically correct and socially accepted behaviors lead them to act that way. It's very very sad to know and see, but it's the truth. Just watching the actions of others, it's easy to see if you are aware, and willing to see it.

      it is unlikely that any terrorist groups will attempt hijackings of aircraft in the USA knowing that the passengers would attack them (assuming ther terrorists would use the aircfarf as a flying bomb). A repeat of 9/11 is highly unlikely for this reaso. It's much more likely terrorists would use cargo aircraft or private aircraft for such attacks.

      listen to yourself man! That was the exact sentiment before this happened. Falling into the same stupifying contentment is the worst thing you could do.

      The same sentiment is in the building engineering sector. The thought that 'there was nothing to be done differently' will only lead to the same problem resurfacing.

      I say, the FAA should have their asses sued for not taking even the most rudimentary precautions against takeovers. Sky marshals, pilot training, cockpit doors, any one of which would have stopped this. You will notice that 'increased baggage checks' or 'more-strict limitations on carry-on items' are not on that list.
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    33. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by rtechie · · Score: 1


      As I said... It is not necessary to know that you are going to be killed. Clearly, it is easy to do what is right, when you know that doing otherwise will get you killed... There exists one smoldering example of that very situation. I would say, even if everyone on the plane suspected that they were going to die, they still wouldn't have done anything. People enjoy escaping into their own head, pretending that everything will be okay, and therefore, doing nothing.


      This isn't the Marines. I don't expect most people to sacrifice thier lives to no purpose, and it's reasonable to assume that attacking hijackers on a plane in mid-flight would result in your death and very likely the deaths of everyone on board (especially if they weren't lying about the bomb). Hijackings are extermely dangerous for everyone involved, that's why only crazed zealots undertake such missions. And remember that the flight crew didn't try anythign either. I think the people on the planes acted reasonably given the situation, and it doesn't take a dim view of humanity to reach that conclusion.


      listen to yourself man! That was the exact sentiment before this happened. Falling into the same stupifying contentment is the worst thing you could do.


      What is naive to believe it that security really does any good. I work in the security industry, and most of it is completely illusury. There is no way we can prevent truly motivated individuals from commiting terrorist acts in the United States, though we could substantially reduce the risk of attacks by reshaping our nation into a "security" model (think Stalin) and/or changing our foreign policy towards Muslim nations (Muslim terrorists are the most likely at this point).

      The reality is that if we throw impregnable security around commercial airliners terrorists will just find another avenue of attack. You can't stop really motivated people from attacking, ask the Israelis.


      I say, the FAA should have their asses sued for not taking even the most rudimentary precautions against takeovers. Sky marshals, pilot training, cockpit doors, any one of which would have stopped this. You will notice that 'increased baggage checks' or 'more-strict limitations on carry-on items' are not on that list.


      Sky marshals and cockpit doors are a good idea, and not because of terrorism. These measures would also be effective against "air rage", and crazies trying to break into the cockpit both of which have happened FAR more often than terrorist attacks and are CERTAIN to happen again. In the near future even.

    34. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by evilviper · · Score: 2
      This isn't the Marines. I don't expect most people to sacrifice thier lives to no purpose


      No? Looks like that's just what they did.

      it's reasonable to assume that attacking hijackers on a plane in mid-flight would result in your death and very likely the deaths of everyone on board (especially if they weren't lying about the bomb)


      No it isn't. Who would have been killed by a friggin' box-cutter? Damn! A word of advice to you... 'they' are ALWAYS lying when 'they'say they have a bomb. That's just a general fact of life. Claims of having a bomb (anywhere, but especially in airplanes) are ALWAYS lies.

      Besides. My original point was that, if someone wishes to take control of the cockpit, they obviously are not typical hijackers, and DO want to do you harm. Similar events have happened before.

      I happen to recall a hijacking where two terrorists with a hatchet, and wires hanging out of a box (a 'bomb') told a pilot to fly out over the ocean, where the plane crashed, and about 75% of the passengers died. In hijackings, your odds are much much better if you overpower the hijackers, than just going along with their plans. I knew that long before Sept 11th, and it's even more true now.

      Even if you would rather sit in your seat and do nothing, hijackers taking control away from the pilots is an obvious sign of murderous intent. I don't think there are any situations where the pilots were removed from the controls, and the passengers were later released.
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    35. Re:Conspiracies, nuts, and JFK by rtechie · · Score: 1

      No it isn't. Who would have been killed by a friggin' box-cutter? Damn! A word of advice to you... 'they' are ALWAYS lying when 'they'say they have a bomb. That's just a general fact of life. Claims of having a bomb (anywhere, but especially in airplanes) are ALWAYS lies.

      Tell that to the people on Pan/Am flight 103. Or that guy who tried to set fire to his shoes. Clearly it was credibe THEN and remains credible NOW that terrorists are able to sneak explosives capable of destroying the aircraft on board. I'm sure I could come up with numerous other examples.

      Besides. My original point was that, if someone wishes to take control of the cockpit, they obviously are not typical hijackers, and DO want to do you harm. Similar events have happened before.

      EVERY hijacking necessarily involves taking over the cockpit, and by definiton hijackers want to "do harm" because hijacking is itself a form of harm. And successfull hijacking is based on the fact that the hijackers are willing to kill the passengers and/or destroy the plane. While replacing the pilots might have been somewhat unusual, it's difficult to belive that the passengers would have known that this detail meant that the hijackers indended to fly the plane into a large public building. It's entirely possible that all of the hijackers may not have known the intentions before impact.

      You may be perfectly right in saying that removal of the pilots always or almost always leads to the death of the passengers. But it is unreasonable to think that the passengers on the 9/11 flights would have had that information (clearly they didn't, which illustrates my point).

      This is irrelevant to the present, because NOW all passengers will assume (rightly or wrongly) that ALL hijackers wish to fly the plane into large public buildings and would storm the cockpit, regardless of arms and threats by the hijackers.

  13. on the other hand by lingqi · · Score: 2
    the fact that a "one-in-a-million miracle" will statistically occur 280 times a day in the U.S.

    It is quite plausible to argue that the chance of at least one conspiracy theories being true is also quite high. I mean... It just boils down to which ones, right?

    Some of this crap *has* came true, btw. the US government has denied any base in "area 51" for about as long as it existed. until more photos showed up. and russia shot down an U-2, and F117 was unveild to be designed there, etc. the only difference is that by this day and age, "area 51" is no longer considered a conspiracy.

    so... the truth is still out there. just have to believe in the right one (or two) and filter out the other million or so...

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    1. Re:on the other hand by cosmicrecursion · · Score: 1

      pfft.. come on.. the real conspiracy with area 51 now days is... wtf are the other 50 areas?

    2. Re:on the other hand by jafac · · Score: 2

      F-117, U-2, and SR-71 were all designed at Lockheed's Skunkworks facility in Palmdale, CA. Not Area 51.

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  14. it's elementary by WilyKit · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What are the odds that nearly a dozen biochemists would die in one way or another over a period of five months, and that an article would appear in the New York Times proclaiming that it wasn't a conspiracy?

  15. John Allen Paulos by rde · · Score: 2

    He's quoted in the article, and it's worth reading his stuff. His home page is here, and there's an archive of his ABC Who's Counting columns here..

    Go read 'em.

  16. Required reading by snicker · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Stanislaw Lem's "The Chain of Chance" deals with just about this very sort of thing, actually. Emergent properties of large populations, more, though.

  17. More than one possible "miracle" by Coward,+Anonymous · · Score: 1

    a "one-in-a-million miracle" will statistically occur 280 times a day in the U.S.

    This means that there is just a single one-in-a-million miracle that humans can observe, but it is likely that there are many and each of them will occur roughly 280 times a day in a population of 280 million. (this assumes that a one-in-a-million miracle is something which the odds of happening to a specific person on a specific day is 1/1,000,000 and which can be observed by other humans (having an abnormally high number of neutrinos pass through your body in a specific nanosecond would be something that is unlikely but wouldn't be miracle worthy))

  18. Don't you all know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...that the media is part of the conspiracies?

    Seriously, once we are all aware that these random conjunctions of events happen frequently we will be more likely to ignore/dismiss/deny the seemingly coincidental events that the conspiracies trigger?

    Proof that happenstance can cause suspicious events is not proof that all suspicious events are caused by happenstance.

  19. Re:Id love to ead all about it... by qubit64 · · Score: 1

    nope, use the random registration generator. (search for it on google im too lazy to find it right now)

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  20. Pointless by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Wild speculation on black helicopter type stuff only distracts from real things that warrant concern of their own.

    Google for "operation northwoods" and you will discover that the military, in the 1960s, as a matter of public record, were laying plans to attack American citizens in order to stir up support for a war on Cuba.

    That's not speculation, that is public record, learned through researching and the Freedom Of Information Act. They didn't actually carry out any of these plans, or blow up John Glenn's orbital space flight, because saner heads, including McNamara, refused to even consider allowing the military to make attacks on the country's own citizens for PR reasons.

    The plans were still being seriously put forth.

    How are you going to explain to people that this was reality, public record, proven, and that the anthrax/researcher killings you're talking about are not proven to that level of confidence? You will only make people less willing to believe the proven and important facts about the military making plans to target US civilians.

    And I think that is too high a price to pay. This is the time where people need to learn to listen, not be confused by wild stories.

    Choose your stories carefully, and talk about them carefully. It's like traditional investigative journalism- you don't charge madly ahead or you get discredited and lose everything you worked for.

    1. Re:Pointless by mikeboone · · Score: 2

      How are you going to explain to people that this was reality, public record, proven, and that the anthrax/researcher killings you're talking about are not proven to that level of confidence?

      You could just wait 20+ years for all the current conspiracies to be declassified and all the little black-marker censoring of FOIA papers to be removed.

      It seems that by the time that stuff is admitted to the public, nobody cares. They assume it was just the fault of the last generation's government.

    2. Re:Pointless by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1
      They won't be declassified, if Bush has anything to do with it.

      If Nixon had been able to put these changes in place, we never would have had access to those tapes. In fact, if he were alive now, he could get them all back.

    3. Re:Pointless by Saeger · · Score: 2
      ...hope you didn't post here anonymously because you're "frightened of appearing anti-semetic" yourself - get an account.

      What you say is mostly true, but pointing out the flaws in human nature never changes anything. My tribe is righteous... yours is evil, etc.

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    4. Re:Pointless by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Kind of makes you wonder about 9-11.

      It sure helped this president a whole lot.

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  21. Disturbing by SlugLord · · Score: 1

    From the article... For instance, although the numbers 9/11 (9 plus 1 plus 1) equal 11, and American Airlines Flight 11 was the first to hit the twin towers, and there were 92 people on board (9 plus 2), and Sept. 11 is the 254th day of the year (2 plus 5 plus 4), and there are 11 letters each in ''Afghanistan,'' ''New York City'' and ''the Pentagon'' (and while we're counting, in George W. Bush) ... Good God! George W Bush is an Al Qaida terrorist!

    1. Re:Disturbing by barista · · Score: 1

      The terrorists have already won...or did they??

  22. Amazing Gullibility by death00 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am always amazed by the gullibility of the general populice. How can people honestly believe that a modern government could harbour ANY kind of conspiracy given that they can't even keep the affair of a President with an intern secret?? If there really were aliens on earth, UFOs circling the solar system, etc., you'd be guaranteed that somebody, somewhere who wasn't hushed up by "the government" would have reported it on the 'net. Conspiracy theories are just another method for selling media to the masses.

    1. Re:Amazing Gullibility by cosmicrecursion · · Score: 1

      You actually think the little intern affair wasnt meant to hit the news rooms? Hahahahahahahah If your getting in the main news, its because they want you to get it. got it? =)

    2. Re:Amazing Gullibility by orthogonal · · Score: 2

      "Ah did NOT have sexshul relations with that lifeform, Grzvzzyvbx"

      Six months later:

      "My definition of 'sex' does not include being pleasured by a tenticle-armed three-eyed green alien, so technically I was not lying."

    3. Re:Amazing Gullibility by PastorOfMuppets · · Score: 1
      What you fail to realize is that the government is not one big happy family. There are various factions within the government, like Liberals and Conservatives, that are constantly fighting with each other for control. Likewise, the various branches of government are also constantly fighting with each other. In the case of President Clinton, there actually was a "vast right-wing conspiracy" to remove him from office (it wasn't really that "vast," otherwise it would have succeeded, but it was there). True, this is also a matter of public record, but the only reason this is so is because both sides are equally powerful and were trying to discredit each other.

      But now imagine that these factions could put aside their differences in order to reach a common goal. In that case they could pull off a conspiracy, and keep it hidden for a very long time. This kind of bipartisan collaboration doesn't happen often, but it does happen. Under normal circumstances, the PATRIOT Act would never have passed, but Republicans and Democrats were able to come togehter for the common purpose of screwing over the American people (the only thing those two ever agree on).

      The other thing that you fail to realize is that there are some government agencies that are capable of keeping secrets: the military and intelligence agencies. After all, if these agencies couldn't keep ANY secrets, our enemies would have destroyed us by now.

      Now you might say that there is no evidence of any recent government conspiracies, to which any good conspiracy theorist would say "Of course not. If there was evidence, it means that 'they' failed." Now I agree that using a lack of evidence as proof that your theory is true is pretty ridiculous, but that doesn't mean that conspiracies NEVER happen.

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    4. Re:Amazing Gullibility by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* you'd be guaranteed that somebody, somewhere who wasn't hushed up by "the government" would have reported it on the 'net. *)

      Yes, but who would listen? How can you tell a real whistle-blower from a nut without some concrete physical evidence?

    5. Re:Amazing Gullibility by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      "If there really were aliens on earth, UFOs circling the solar system, etc., you'd be guaranteed that somebody, somewhere who wasn't hushed up by "the government" would have"

      I don't know what planet you are on but on the planet I live there have been lots of people who have reported the existance of UFOs on the net. If this is a secret of the govt it's the most poorly kept secret in the world. Sure not all documents have been seen and not all people involved have spoken out but plenty of documents have been published and plenty of people have spoken out.

      Maybe the fact that all this information about UFOs is out in the open proves your theory. Here is one secret which got out despite the best efforts of the govt to supress it.

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    6. Re:Amazing Gullibility by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

      Maybe it's out there because that's what we were meant to believe! It's all in Black Helicopter Monthly #7, right after their review of classic ant-mind-control devices.

      Of course, you wouldn't know this if....

      YOU'RE ONE OF THEIR MOLES! I KNEW IT! SPREADING DISINFORMATION!

      I'm on to you!

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    7. Re:Amazing Gullibility by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

      You ar gullible if you think the elected government is responsible for things like this.

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    8. Re:Amazing Gullibility by meatspray · · Score: 1

      I don't necessarily support conspiracy theories, but about the intern comment, there wasn't a republican out there that didn't want this on the 6'o'clock news,(and rightfully so it served their cause) that certainly had something to do with it's speed through the press. There has been plenty of time to cover things up, In times past i'm sure she would have just disapeared before anything became of in the public eye. He was certainy not the first president to have an afair.

    9. Re:Amazing Gullibility by sean23007 · · Score: 2

      If there really were aliens on earth, UFOs circling the solar system, etc., you'd be guaranteed that somebody, somewhere who wasn't hushed up by "the government" would have reported it on the 'net.

      If that did show up on the net, posted by the "one person that wasn't hushed up by the government," who would believe it? Would you believe it? Or would you dismiss it as some bizarre conspiracy theory?

      I'm just asking, because it seems rather important to the issue at hand.

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    10. Re:Amazing Gullibility by aminorex · · Score: 2

      This is such a peurile, specious argument, that I
      don't know where to begin.

      Firstly, you don't know what the government is
      successfully keeping secret. You only know what
      it has failed to keep secret -- such as injecting
      plutonium into pregnant women, failed assassination
      attempts on Castro, and infecting black men with
      syphillis. But you are entirely ignorant of the
      vast bulk of all covert operations. On the basis
      of your own ignorance, you infer that they do not
      exist! To show how utterly fallacious this is,
      consider all the myriad publically known covert
      ops, now matters of public record, of which you
      are ignorant. If you can't even know about those,
      how could you conceivably expect to know about the
      ones which have not been made open?

      Secondly, the preponderance of covert operations
      are designed to suffer public exposure, but to
      limit the damage that any exposure creates.
      There are a number of tried-and-true methods for
      such damage control, and you can see them at work
      almost every time you open the NY Times or the
      Washington Post. The "giggle factor" is one
      method, but really the entire laundry list of
      propaganda techniques developed by Goebbels and
      Madison Avenue, and raised to new heights of art
      by Ari Fleischer, are applicable. Covertness
      is just a tool, not an end in itself. Often a
      full disclosure will not cause any damange, simply
      because the government decides who to prosecute.
      It is remarkably easy to bury capital crimes in
      the footnotes of history.

      Thirdly, this preposterous counter-factual notion
      that the facts have not been reported gives your
      argument feet of clay. There is an abundance of
      reports ont he 'net of aliens on earth, UFOs
      circling the solar system, etc. In fact, the more
      specious reports are created, the easier it is
      for the factual reports to be lost in the fog.
      To base your argument on the notion that since
      no such reports exist, when in fact they do,
      and very obviously, truly paints your views with
      absurdity.

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    11. Re:Amazing Gullibility by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

      The problem with most government conspiracy theories is they require too many people to keep secrets that they are unlikely to keep. For example, government agencies are sometimes capable of keeping secrets for long periods of time. But this requires some motivation on the part of the individuals, not just the fact that they are members of the organization.

      A favorite of mine is the TWA-800 conspiracy mess. One of the theories was that a navy ship accidently shot down the aircraft with a SAM. This would have required hundreds of people of a wide range of views and position to keep secret something that lots of people want to know. This just could not happen! When I was in the Navy (Moffett Field, CA 1968), my squadron had a big drug bust. We were told that this fact was classified, but the next day's San Jose Mercury had the story.

      The government of course must be able to engage in conspiracies - in the sense of having a group make hidden decisions and take hidden actions against someone. Certainly this is handy in war. And yet we are seeing war plans leaked to the press just this month!

      I think when evaluating a possible conspiracy, one has to consider the motivations of the individuals who would have to have knowledge and keep the secret - their motivations over whatever period of time the alleged secret has been kept.
      For example, if it is a long held secret (Kennedy assassination), people have a long time to change their minds about disclosure. Maybe they are dying and have nothing to lose. Maybe they see an advantage in revealing the information. Maybe they get drunk/stoned/senile and let out verifiable information. The fact that this has not happened pretty well rules out most Kennedy conspiracy theories.

      I do think it is possible that Castro subtly influenced Oswald in the direction of assassination - he certainly had motive (Kennedy was trying to kill Castro) and opportunity (Oswald was in Cuba just before the assassination). Why is this still possible (although unlikely)? Because there may have only been a few people who knew, and those people may have been in the police state of Cuba ever since - not free to make allegations even if they had reasons.

      So my rule on evaluating conspiracy theory is to try to estimate the behavior of those who would have to be holding the secret. How many are there? How long would they have to keep the secret for the plot to be successful? (a conspiracy that would its conspirators executed 5 years later may be one that may consequently not be tried). What kinds of people would hold the secret? What opportunities would they have to give it away, and how credible would their revelations be? Who would investigate their revelations? etc...

      Some people see invisible conspiracies all over the place - although usually in the government. I see incompetence all over the place - usually in the government - and incompetence is incompatible with successful conspiracies!

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    12. Re:Amazing Gullibility by pretygrrl · · Score: 1

      Much more than the intern affair, or UFO coverups, or drug cartel ties, the inability of our 30 billion a year intelligence apparatus to 1) prevent an attack on U.S soil many years in the making and 2) catch the one man pegged as responsible for the deaths of 3000 US civilians indicates such a HUGE DEGREE OF INCOMPETENCE and stupidity and SLUGGISHNESS and bureaucratic paralysis that i no longer believe these people are capable of ANYTHING.
      Conspiracy? These are the people sending out student visa's to highjackers 6 months to the day of the bombing!
      Coverup? I frankly dont get how these CIA and FBI and NSA people are able to make it into the office each morning. How are they able to tie their shoe laces, really?

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    13. Re:Amazing Gullibility by pmz · · Score: 2

      How can people honestly believe that a modern government could harbour ANY kind of conspiracy...

      Tell that to the people behind the SR-71, the F-117, and the B-2. If the government wants to keep something a secret until they want to reveal it, they will do it.

      And these were aircraft which obviously had to fly out in the open, but the general public was very successfully kept in the dark. Now, by extension, how much easier is it to keep unseen things a secret?

    14. Re:Amazing Gullibility by jafac · · Score: 2

      within the framework of the Conspiracy - the whole Monica Lewinsky thing was a side-show. Not just to divert the attention of the populace and press, but to convince people like you that the ones in office were bumbling fools.

      The fact is, they are - well, more like puppets anyway.

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    15. Re:Amazing Gullibility by jafac · · Score: 2

      So you discount the hundreds of eyewitness accounts of people who SAW an object resembling a missle climb through the air to intercept TWA 800? Amazing!

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    16. Re:Amazing Gullibility by jafac · · Score: 2

      That's what they WANT you to think.

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    17. Re:Amazing Gullibility by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

      I didn't say that TWA800 wasn't hit by a missile. I said that the theory that the US Navy fired a missile that hit it was absurd, and gave my reasons.

      To bring this in line with the original article, let me point out that an extremely unlikely event like a fuel tank explosion may be surprisingly likely over the 30 years these jets have been in service! Looked at another way, to prevent a fuel tank explosion means that the wiring has to have been right every instant for billions of minutes of flying. It means that no fuel ignition event (which theoretically might even include ionizing radiation such as the rare, but measured, extreme cosmic ray events, or even a small meteor).

      But, I don't think it was hit by a missile....

      Eyewitness accounts, especially of sudden major events are remarkably inconsistent. For example, almost every witnessed civilian plane crash has had witnesses testify that the plane was on fire or exploded before it hit the ground. And yet in most of these crashes, the plane did not catch fire until impact. For that matter, many people have reported that they were abducted by aliens in the middle of the night (hint: many thousands). Do you believe their eyewitness reports too?

      The only shoot-down scenario that makes sense to me is a missile hitting TWA 800 that is a longer range SAM, not a ManPAD - TWA 800 was at the very edge of a Stinger engagement envelope. Somebody determined enough to carry out such an attack wouldn't be foolish enough to engage at the edge of the envelope!There is a small Bofors laser guided SAM that would do the trick (assuming it was a dud) and could be put fired from a boat. .

      Right after the accident, that was my personal working hypothesis (except for the dud part, which didn't become necessary until the wreckage and bodies were examined).

      But this only works if the missile hit the center fuel tank, igniting it, but the warhead was a dud. Otherwise there would have been plentiful evidence of a large high velocity explosion. The difference between a high explosive (20,000 ft/sec or so explosion velocity) and a fuel-air in a tank (hundreds of ft/sec velocity) is distinctly qualitative in its effects.
      But then there is still the issue of whether there was a government coverup.

      The FBI is one organization that can maintain a cover-up for a few years, if all in the know think there is a good reason for it. But the NTSB is unlikely to go along. And how good is a coverup if one of the divers sees something and talks? How about all the forensic specialists (many civilian) involved? There were too many people that had an opportunity to find damning evidence (high velocity explosion signature on parts or bodies, a piece of the missile in the wreckage, etc).

      Where were the witnesses who were *close* to the launch? I have heard of lots of people who claimed to see a streak of light in the sky, but nobody who claimed to see a specific boat launch the missile. And yet you would expect *someone* to have been very close to the launch site - that area is pretty crowded. Note also that a light in the sky could have been the explosion itself or a reflection of the explosion in the water, or any number of other events.

      Additionally, there have been several documented center fuel tank explosions in Boeing passenger jets (although not 747s), including a recent one in the hangar in Thailand. This lends credence to the fuel explosion theory. We also have the in-flight breakup of the airliner near Taiwan this year - a 747 from the same vintage as TWA800 - that has yet to be explained AFAIK. Another SAM? Another center fuel tank explosion? A UFO? A levitating Majarishi who got in the way? Or another exploding central fuel tank?

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  23. Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anybody remember the urban legend running around that Microsoft had previous knowledge of September 11th? If not, check out this site:

    http://198.64.129.160/rumors/wingding.htm

    The short explanation is that if you take the letters NYC and put them into the 'Webdings' font, you'll get an icon of an eye, a heart, and a building. It looks a little like "I love New York". Then, if you change the font to Windings, you get a Skull/Crossbones, a Jewish star, and a Thumb's up.

    This sparked a heated controversy accusing Microsoft programmers of hiding anti-Jewish messages in software. They used lines like 'The odds of that occuring are trillions to one, it had to have been intentional.'

    Well I'll tell you guys what I think: To imply that anybody left a message like that in a font is absurd. What really happened was that somebody was presented with some icons, and they extracted a meaningful message from them. That's it! The 'Death to Jews' icons that show up in Wingdings are only interesting because "NYC" calls them up. The link between 'NYC' and 'death of Jews' didn't become meaningful until 9-11. Before 9-11, it took a lot of creativity to try to paint MS in a bad light with that 'message'.

    Now, one could could measure the probability of NYC creating a message that implies death to Jews and realistically say it's astronomically improbable. However, one cannot use that to establish guilt. The simple fact of the matter is that anybody can pull symbollic meaning out of any combination of letters. Common sense and evidence must factor in to questions like these. Did somebody at MS intentionally hide anti Jewish messages in a font? To convince me of that, I'd have to talk to the programmer.

    I remember somebody used the 'odds of safely going to the moon and back' to prove that the moon landing was a hoax. If memory serves, it was well over 1 in 1000. Frankly, common sense says that the odds weren't anywhere near as bleak as he had measured. Nasa had a pretty good idea what was involved and built a vehicle to withstand those conditions. The only real/i odds they had to face were uncertainty. "What are the odds of something happening to cause greater forces than we had anticipated?"

    Nasa maniuplated the odds in their favor, and they succeeded. End of story.

    In any case, I find probability to be a relatively useless topic when attempting to establish possibilities of achievement or in judging guilt. It's one thing to measure them in Las Vegas, it's another to measure them when trying to predict anything nature has control over.

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    1. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by MisterBlister · · Score: 2
      That's it! The 'Death to Jews' icons that show up in Wingdings are only interesting because "NYC" calls them up. The link between 'NYC' and 'death of Jews' didn't become meaningful until 9-11. Before 9-11, it took a lot of creativity to try to paint MS in a bad light with that 'message'.

      Actually the NYC/Death to Jews speculation is MUCH MUCH older than Sept 11th. I remember this from years ago, maybe as many as 8 and it may have been old when I heard about it. The old reasoning was just that there were a lot of Jews in New York City, so that's where the meaning came from. But the point you make is a good one.

    2. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Actually the NYC/Death to Jews speculation is MUCH MUCH older than Sept 11th. I remember this from years ago, maybe as many as 8 and it may have been old when I heard about it. "

      Yep, you're absolutely correct about that. When 9-11 came around, somebody resurrected this story and then mutated it to fit 9-11. They took the 'Death to Jews' icons, added an airplane with two pieces of paper (that sorta resemble the WTC), and then applied a fictional detail about the significance of the characters to tell a story that MS supported terrorism.

      Sadly, there is so much irrational hatred for MS out there that enough people instantly believed this story without engaging what Kryten would call 'common sense mode'. This stupid hoax spread like wildfire. A friend of mind really believed this too. I had to do some research to show him that the flight #'s of the planes did not match what the hoax reported, thus destroying the hoax in his mind.

      This touches on a sensitive issue I have with Slashdot. I don't have a whole lotta love for MS as a corporation. I have no doubt they pulled some really shitty games to keep themselves up and their competitors down. However, several anti-MS stories have appeared on /. that were twisted to make MS sound more evil than they really are. (Or at least evil in the context that was established.)

      Sadly, the responses that were given were along the lines of "I knew it!! MS really is evil!", despite that reading the links provided in that article would have illustrated a very different story being told.

      I have no problem with /. reporting the events as they happen. I have no problem with opinions of these stories making it into the article. I have no problems with MS's blunders getting reported. But I am rather concerned that the Slashdot Community hates MS so much that they'll believe anything. Slashdot has the power to be an activist for the little guy. That power dwindles if the agencies listening to /.'s collective voice dismiss us because 'oh geez, they hate anything MS does. Just ignore them.'

      I know this won't be a popular view, but I do felt it had to be said. The Slashdot Community should pick their battles, as opposed to being against EVERYTHING that a mega-corp does.

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    3. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      "Sadly, there is so much irrational hatred for MS "

      I would have to say that although some hatred of MS is irrational most hatred of MS is absolutely rational. They really do and say evil things and it's perfectly rational to hate them. For example when MS called open source a cancer and called open source programmers and users communists I imagine most people reacted with outrage and hatred. That was a rational reaction being compared to stalin or a disease don't you think?

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      War is necrophilia.

    4. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by conway · · Score: 1

      In fact, this was discovered much before sept 11th.
      There was much talk about this "Easter egg" -- NYC spelling "Death to the Jews" in Windings.
      Microsoft, to prove that they did not intend anything, specifically made NYC do a "I love NY".
      So the second part _was_ a conspiracy :)

      In the paragraph in this article (german) or in this goodle english translation.

    5. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      That was a rational reaction being compared to stalin or a disease don't you think?

      I don't know, MS's assertions, although voiced in horribly combative analogies, are valid.

      Look at the GPL: Use a little bit of GPL'd code in your program (get some cancerous cells in a tissue) and it takes over (likewise) and then can never be take out of public domain (cancer cells never "naturally" die.)

      Users and Proponents of the GPL, as a whole, act like everyone should have equal access to software (all citizens should have access to the fruit of industry) and no one should have a right to take software for themselves (your labor belongs to the people, not to you.)

      If these analogies upset you, I suggest simply responding in kind. Compare Window's licening to mental illness (errattic behavior, takes a lot of work to get to behave, causes irrational views of the world) and the company itself to facists (everything should have a central control, and everyone should be forced to use the standard.)

      'course, unlike facism, Windows actually does do some things well... like get the @!#$ out of my way and let me get to work. (Saving my pennies for a mac so I can get rid of MS.)

    6. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by nathanh · · Score: 4, Funny
      I know this won't be a popular view, but I do felt it had to be said.

      I don't know why you think this. I see far more Microsoft support on Slashdot than Microsoft bashing. Everytime there's an even remotely anti-Microsoft statement or anti-Microsoft joke there are about 50 people like yourself who jump to Microsoft's defence. Often the defence starts off with "I know I'll get moderated down for this but...". Sound familiar?

      Really, it's getting tiring. You can't even write a simple Microsoft joke these days without a 1000 flames along the lines of "Linux sucks way more than Microsoft". Is this pro-Microsoft stance the trendy thing to do these days?

    7. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Hmm, maybe Microsoft now pays people to post here?

    8. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by nathanh · · Score: 2
      Because everybody knows that corporate IT soultions are really based on suggestions posted on Slashdot, not on actual research.

      You're fairly naive (and/or extremely young) if you think corporate IT solutions are based on actual research.

    9. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by Grax · · Score: 1

      They're probably members of of the Microsoft MVP program or Microsoft evangelists. I've spotted some users who only post to defend Microsoft and completely ignore all other issues.

      I have yet to meet (in person) a technical person that pushes Microsoft that isn't being paid or rewarded in some way to do it.

    10. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by odin53 · · Score: 1

      Oh, please. This is because you're *looking* for pro-MS statements. There's MUCH, MUCH more anti-MS sentiment on Slashdot than pro-MS. I'm a big proponent of open-source software because it tends to do exactly what I want, and it's fun to look at and try to edit the source code -- although I use windows and other MS products because they're useful for certain things. But my job (I'm an attorney) doesn't require me to spend a whole lot of time working with technology (it's a hobby for me), and I certainly can't say that I eat, breath, drink technology, so I think I can safely say that I read slashdot in a pretty unbiased way. Thus: anti-MS posts are far more prevalent than pro-MS posts. Personally, I don't care for either posts -- they're not very informative.

    11. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by Fjord · · Score: 2

      There's much more anti-ms sentiment than pro-ms sentiment in the general populace. It isn't surprising that that is reflected here. I don't know a single person who doesn't have a "windows fucked me over big time" story, from my aunt-in-law who kept having to reinstall win 98 because her programs would stop working to our MIS department who, after being unable to fix our corrupted exchange DB, attempted to get the messages from the monthly backup and were completely unable to.

      It doesn't matter the tech level, everyone who has used MS products for a medium amount of time has had problems with them.

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    12. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 2

      Hmm, maybe Microsoft now pays people to post here?

      For me it looks like they have been doing that for something like the last six months - because suddenly a lot of Micosoft FUD posts started to appear in any subject talking about Micosoft.

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      Just saying it like it are.
    13. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Really, it's getting tiring."

      Wanna know what's tiring? "Windows used in a car's computer system" "Hurhurhur that mans the car will crash! Mod me up!"

      As a Windows user, I can tell you there is soOOOooo many crappy things about Windows to make fun of, but the only thing the /. community seems to come up with is 'uh it crashes'. THAT is tiring.

      Feels like I'm watching Full House sometimes.

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      "Derp de derp."
    14. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by 0bilix · · Score: 1
      > I have yet to meet (in person) a technical person that pushes Microsoft that isn't being paid or rewarded in some way to do it.

      Well, you can take 'paid or rewarded in some way' many different ways.

      I mean, if I maintain systems for a company that uses only MS software, and say "Hey, you know, this new version of Microsoft XYZ is actually pretty good", then I meet your definition.

      But then again, the same applies to the guy who works in a Linux shop that says "Wow, the latest Debian release rocks".

      So I don't really know that your definition is particularly valid...

    15. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by hayden · · Score: 2
      I have yet to meet (in person) a technical person that pushes Microsoft that isn't being paid or rewarded in some way to do it.
      That's because the number of MS techies who actually know whot's going on under the hood is very very low. Generally the limit of why they think Windows is good is limited to "easy to use", "keeps me in a job", "everyone uses it" and "it never crashes for me so it must be something you are doing wrong". This buys about 12 seconds of serious argument in real life but endless postings on newsgroups (hence you never talk to anybody who argues for Windows IRL).

      It's generally really easy to shut a Windows evangelist up. Just stick to technical issues and don't get sucked into "everybody uses it so it must be good" or "my penis/breasts are bigger than yours" arguments and they don't last too long. The ones who can argue technical issues have generally seen how crap Windows is when stacked up against *nix and have joined the *nix camp.

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    16. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      "I don't know, MS's assertions, although voiced in horribly combative analogies, are valid."

      Bullshit.

      \"Look at the GPL: Use a little bit of GPL'd code in your program (get some cancerous cells in a tissue) and it takes over (likewise) and then can never be take out of public domain (cancer cells never "naturally" die.)"

      Bullshit. First of all GPL is not public domain. Secondly mixing GPL code to yours is 100% voluntary. You don't have to use other peoples code and if you do you have to respect their licence. There is absolutely nothing about this that in any way resembles cancer.

      "Users and Proponents of the GPL, as a whole, act like everyone should have equal access to software (all citizens should have access to the fruit of industry) and no one should have a right to take software for themselves (your labor belongs to the people, not to you.)"

      Bullshit again. The proponents of GPL act like their code should be free. This is an act of supreme generosity and comparing it to communism is just outrageous.

      "If these analogies upset you, I suggest simply responding in kind. "

      I am. I hate them just as much as they hate open source developers and users. I call them evil, liars, unethical bastards, greedy monopolists, and control freaks because that's what they are.

      This thread started with you saying hatred of MS is irrational and ended up with you saying we should compare MS to facists. You can't have it both ways. Yes MS is a facist company and saying so is not irrational hatred.

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      War is necrophilia.

    17. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      So? There's also little thing called the 'registration' button. Big f'n deal.

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    18. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. First of all GPL is not public domain. Secondly mixing GPL code to yours is 100% voluntary. You don't have to use other peoples code and if you do you have to respect their licence. There is absolutely nothing about this that in any way resembles cancer.

      Sure it is. If I mix some non-GPL code in with my program I get sick. ie, become infected, be wounded--there are a lot of diseases like this. But by using any GPL'd code, I've suddenly agreed to follow the GPL for the WHOLE program, just as if I'd clicked "I agree" to an EULA.

      Bullshit again. The proponents of GPL act like their code should be free. This is an act of supreme generosity and comparing it to communism is just outrageous.

      No, that'd be BSD proponents. The authors and proponetns of the GPL--chiefly, the FSF--have some ideas and claims that they say applies to ALL software, not just what they write. (I'm sure you can find the link yourself.)

      I am. I hate them just as much as they hate open source developers and users. I call them evil, liars, unethical bastards, greedy monopolists, and control freaks because that's what they are.

      Yep. I can't disagree with you there. But the FSF people are lazy jerks who would rather mess with the system than give it another chance, and are opinionated bastards. Oh, and they're hostile to new users.

      (Yes, they're not all like that. But not everyone at MS is what you said they all were, either.)

      This thread started with you saying hatred of MS is irrational and ended up with you saying we should compare MS to facists. You can't have it both ways. Yes MS is a facist company and saying so is not irrational hatred.

      MS is no more a facist company than the FSF is communist. Comparing either to such political tyrannies does nothing but eliminate the chance for rational discussion about the issues--which means that they, as the dominant market leader, win by default.

      There's hating MS, and then they're IRRATIONALLY hating MS. Do the former, not the later, and Free / Open Software will actually stand a chance. Do the later, and they've allready won.

    19. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      "Sure it is. If I mix some non-GPL code in with my program I get sick."

      Go back and re-read my post. Mixing code is a voluntary activity cancer is not. How many times do I have to say that? The anology is false and stupid. MS makes that anology because it wants people to associate open source with a deadly disease. GPL does not kill people does it? GPL does not cause people to be bedridden and suffer horribly does it? GPL does not involve radiation therapy does it?

      " But the FSF people are lazy jerks who would rather mess with the system than give it another chance,"

      What a bunch of bullshit. The FSF are lazy? these people who volunteer their time to fight huge organizations and cartels? People who would in any other circumstance be making hundreds of thousands of dollars working for peanuts for a cause they believe in. That's your definition of lazy? Bullshit. Lazy is posting on slashdot.

      "There's hating MS, and then they're IRRATIONALLY hating MS. Do the former, not the later, and Free "

      I will re-state my original post. Although some hatred of MS is irrational most hatred of MS is a perfectly rational response to the hatred and evil MS spreads around.

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    20. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      Go back and re-read my post...

      Go back and re-read mine. Yes, mixing code is voluntary, and getting a disease isn't. But once you move past that step, GPL'd code acts like a cancer while other code just acts like a normal disease. Cancer turns other parts of you into cancer; the flu doesn't turn other parts of you into the flu.

      The anology is false and stupid.

      Yes, it is. Diseases are efficient creatures that have been around for a long time and that inflicts itself on people. Software is buggy and hack-ridden and is nothing without the effort of humans.

      BUT--if you're going to use the "software as disease" analogy, GPL'd code is "cancerous," though a rather benign cancer. And EULA'd code is a deadly infection.

      What a bunch of bullshit. The FSF are lazy? these people who volunteer their time to fight huge organizations and cartels? People who would in any other circumstance be making hundreds of thousands of dollars working for peanuts for a cause they believe in. That's your definition of lazy? Bullshit. Lazy is posting on slashdot.

      Yes, it is a bunch of bullshit. But it's well-aimed bullshit.

      I'm sure the staff of the FSF are dedicated, hard-working folks. But I've seen IT people work, and "lazy" is probably one of the best things an IT person can be. (The proper dilbertan word is "proactive"--as in, do things as few times as possible.) Thus, calling them "lazy" is a lot more accurate than, oh, calling them "racist."

      And it's also no more inaccurate than calling all Microsoft staff people "evil" or "facist." They're CAPITALISTS for God's sake! If they were Facist, they really would write ther code so phrases like "Microsoft sucks" really couldn't be written--and the writing of such would be bee-lined to MS HQ for analaysis and follow-up.

      I will re-state my original post. Although some hatred of MS is irrational most hatred of MS is a perfectly rational response to the hatred and evil MS spreads around.

      Responding to hatred and evil in kind is irrational and nonproductive.

      Respond to hatred and evil with truth and compassion. Respond to crimes and deceit with hatred.

      A good deal of hatred for MS is irrational. A larger deal of hatred for MS is overinflated. An unknowable ammount of hatred for MS is perfectly well deserved.

      Only the third kind is worth taking up for anyone but the hate-er.

    21. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      "Go back and re-read mine. Yes, mixing code is voluntary, and getting a disease isn't."

      Man you are a dense mutherfucker aren't you. Here let me say it again. STAY AWAY FROM GPLED CODE AND YOU WILL NEVER EVER HAVE TO WORRY. It's not a disease, it's not like a disease. It's a fucking software license and if you don't like it write your own fucking code.

      "Yes, it is a bunch of bullshit. But it's well-aimed bullshit."

      No it's just plain old bullshit. Busllshit as in it's a lie. Now you want to redefine the word lazy to backtrack on your own accusation. How Clinton of you. Did they teach you that in chuch? But your honor it depends on the what the word "lazy" means.

      Moron.

      "And it's also no more inaccurate than calling all Microsoft staff people "evil" or "facist." They're CAPITALISTS for God's sake!"

      Listen not all capitalists are evil. Not all capitalists are liars. Not all capitalists are immoral. How dare you paint every single business person on the planet with the MS brush. MS are evil capitalists but there are plenty of honest, ethical capitalists too.

      " If they were Facist, they really would write ther code so phrases like "Microsoft sucks" really couldn't be written--and the writing of such would be bee-lined to MS HQ for analaysis and follow-up."

      Ever read any of their EULAS? They don't have to put it into the code they put it into the license. For a small example you are not allowed to create web sites that critisize MS using frontpage. You see even an example that you thought was absurd is actually true. It's not in the code it's in the license. And you dare to call GPL a disease.

      "Responding to hatred and evil in kind is irrational and nonproductive."

      Says who? You? You think turning the other cheek will make MS behave? Turn the other cheek and MS will smack it with a shovel.

      "Respond to hatred and evil with truth and compassion. Respond to crimes and deceit with hatred."

      Well since MS has been found guilty of crimes (twice!) and regularly practices deceit then it's perfectly OK to respond to them hatred. Your words not mine.

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      War is necrophilia.

    22. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      And you dare to call GPL a disease.

      No, MICROSOFT called the GPL a disease. I merely explained how it was less innacurate than calling the FSF a republican front.

    23. Re:Microsoft Promtotes 'Death to Jews'? by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      "No, MICROSOFT called the GPL a disease. I merely explained how it was less innacurate than calling the FSF a republican front."

      Nobody called FSF a republican front.

      There is no way calling the GPL a disease is within a solar system of the truth. I fully expect MS executives to lie at every opportunity. In fact I suspect that failing to lie 5 times before lunch is a fireable offense at microsoft. What I don't expect is ordinary people sticking up for them and claiming there is some truth in it.

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      War is necrophilia.

  24. 280? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    "What are the odds," people ask, despite the fact that a "one-in-a-million miracle" will statistically occur 280 times a day in the U.S.

    Probability that this "280" number is just a big fat guess: 0.999999999999

    (And it depends on how one defines "miracle".)

    1. Re:280? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* Hey stupid! It is just an example based on 280 million people in the US. RTFA, troll! *)

      Oh. Right. My bad. Now where is the fricken UNDO button?

    2. Re:280? by yasth · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't population of the US divided by one million = ~280. And it doesn't depend on the definition of miracle, the odds of a one in a million hellish accident would yield the same. Of course most things aren't defined in dailyy terms but in terms of a year, or number of times a task is done.

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    3. Re:280? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Yes, but it seemed to assume that if something maraculous happened, then only *one* per day happened. I suppose it is a "good enough" approximation for relatively rare events.

  25. Enough true conspiracies to worry about by michaelmalak · · Score: 3, Informative
    As I recently wrote over at kuo5hin, I've discovered that about a third of the conspiracies out there are true. But finding out which ones takes research -- which I enjoy doing. And recently I set up a PostNuke blog, UnderReported.com to post what I find. I look for stories that can be backed up by the mainstream press and/or primary sources, such as government web sites.

    As for this particular issue of the dead scientists, there's been no good evidence either way, and so it hasn't appeared at all in my blog.

    1. Re:Enough true conspiracies to worry about by guttentag · · Score: 4, Informative
      From the K5 post you referenced:
      I'm addicted to reading and researching conspiracy theories, and discovering that about a third of them are true. It takes a lot of time to figure out which ones are true. Often conspiracy stories are half true, where "half" can apply in a number of different ways -- half the facts are correct, half the statements are substantiated, or the sources are halfway reliable.
      A story that is "half true" is still half false. Is this your basis for claiming that you've "discovered that about a third of the conspiracies out there are true?" Because you don't seem to be backing up this serious claim with any other information. You would be performing a greater service if you filtered out the things that aren't true and posted purely factual accounts to set the record straight. But I don't think you want to do that.

      From looking at your blog, I don't see evidence of conspiracies. All I see in your blog are the angry ramblings of a self-righteous individual who thinks the news media is playing up the wrong stories.

      For real evidence of real conspiracies, read through the documents at The George Washington University's National Security Archive of declassified documents, like the proposal to incite world opinion against Cuba through propaganda, staged riots, staged attacks on the U.S., mock funerals and more.

    2. Re:Enough true conspiracies to worry about by michaelmalak · · Score: 2
      You write:
      From looking at your blog, I don't see evidence of conspiracies. All I see in your blog are the angry ramblings of a self-righteous individual who thinks the news media is playing up the wrong stories.
      I choose to prove conspiracies through web resources that I believe most would consider credible. That usually means the news media.
      For real evidence of real conspiracies, read through the documents at The George Washington University's National Security Archive [gwu.edu] of declassified documents, like the proposal [gwu.edu] to incite world opinion against Cuba through propaganda, staged riots, staged attacks on the U.S., mock funerals and more.
      I referenced the Cuba war-bait conspiracy ("Operation Northwoods") with a link to an ABC News story on it from my UnderReported.com story "FSB (successor to KGB) agent says FSB blew up apartments in 1999, not Chechens."
  26. Wrong again by MakinWaves · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Three years ago I coulda told you about pedophile priests and get this now.....a church conspiracy to cover it up. Thank god I was full of shit.....oh wait.....

    Don't feel bad though, I too was once a snot-nosed kid who thought he knew everything there was to know. Here's one for all you "sceptics" out there. I know y'all are real good at saying what something isn't. Check out the cattle mutilations in Argentina. Can any of your explain what it IS? Didn't think so...
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    1. Re:Wrong again by kingkade · · Score: 1

      Yes, I killed them. I killed them all.

    2. Re:Wrong again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What you see with the cattle mutilations are seen in smaller animals when they are attacked by birds or insects. Its just no one has filmed this with a larger animal like a cow.

    3. Re:Wrong again by balthan · · Score: 1

      It's the chupacabra...

  27. I recall from a math textbook... by Featureless · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Specifically, in a probability textbook I saw a long time ago, the preface opened with a rivetingly complex proof, well beyond my ability to follow in detail both then and now. But I got the jist. The quick version is that, "mathematically speaking," something nearly impossible happens nearly every instant. A logical pun, so to speak.

    And yet, am I really paranoid for suspecting that the Enron executive who committed suicide recently was murdered? Is that a hollywood-addled sense of the world, or is it simply realistic; it's not a difficult to accept fact that people have been killed over far, far smaller amounts of money. And the money is only the tip of the iceberg of conspiracies that was Enron.

    Call it a coincidence that all of these scientists died in such rapid succession if you want. But I will do you one better. I won't say it's proof of a conspiracy, and I won't say it's a coincidence either.

    1. Re:I recall from a math textbook... by junkgrep · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Richard Dawkins has an excellent chapter in his book "Rainbow" where he describes a concept called a PETWHAC. This roughly translates into: Population of Events That Would Have Appeared Coincidental. He notes that for any seemingly impossible coincidence, oftentimes it can be dispelled simply by figuring out what events would be included in the PETWHAC: and usually you get a very high number. We have so many opportunities for amazing coincidences every day that it's almost mathematically inevitable that some will happen to us once and awhile. Coupled with the number of people out there, it's no wonder that seemingly amazing and inexplicable coincidences are reported all over the place: they are quite likely.

  28. Maxim or Platitude? by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 2

    "Odds are, unlikely things will happen."

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  29. Re: Operation Northwood by guttentag · · Score: 2
    ABC News story obtained by googling for "Operation Northwood":
    [In the early 1960s,] America's top military brass even contemplated causing U.S. military casualties, writing: "We could blow up a U.S. ship in Guantanamo Bay and blame Cuba," and, "casualty lists in U.S. newspapers would cause a helpful wave of national indignation."
    That's original. Remember the Maine?
  30. A little condescending by j_w_d · · Score: 2

    There was quite a little condescention in the mathematician's reply to the author, and there were problems with assumptions he suggested as well. You could almost suspect he was trying to redirect the reporter's attention, no, wait . . .

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    ------ The only greater hazard to your liberty than n politicians is n+1 politicians.
    1. Re:A little condescending by WzDD · · Score: 1

      >------ The only greater hazard to your liberty than
      >n politicians is n+1 politicians.

      In an attempt to determine the ultimate hazard to my liberty I have followed the rules outlined above and created an infinite amount of politicians, but am having difficulties finding where to store them.

    2. Re:A little condescending by j_w_d · · Score: 2

      Really, isn't the storage requirements for politicians determined by mental capacity. You should be fine.

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      ------ The only greater hazard to your liberty than n politicians is n+1 politicians.
  31. ah wrong! by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    While yes its true that a one in a million event can occur 280 times per day..

    a chain of one in a million events occuring in a very small time frame is more than coincidence..

    its simple permutations and combinations math to show why this is so..

    Someone forgot to error check again!

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    Don't Tread on OpenSource
  32. Coincidence by shirai · · Score: 1

    Me and my girlfriend (at the time) won a trip on WestJet airways to fly anywhere in Western Canada so we decided to go to Edmonton. We thought we'd do some shopping.

    Anyways, we are walking around West Edmonton Mall and as far as I know, I do not know a SINGLE PERSON living in Edmonton. Anyways, we stop somewhere in the mall and decide we need to get at least one picture of us in Edmonton taken by somebody else. So I find the nearest guy walking in the mall and ask him to take my picture.

    As I'm asking him, I have absolutely no clue (even though if I was paying the least bit of attention I would have) that this is my partner from the one business I had started at school to sell my study notes. I didn't know he lived in Edmonton (obviously since I didn't know anyone who lived there) but I eerily asked the only person I probably knew living in Edmonton to take my picture without even having known it was him before I asked him.

    Anyways, I thought this was an opportune moment to notice that, yes, indeed, coincidences do happen.

    --
    Sunny

    Be my Friend

    1. Re:Coincidence by frank249 · · Score: 2

      I also flew to Edmonton a few years ago but to attend a work related crse. I got into my hotel late and the next morning I went out for breakfast. As I entered the restaurant my sister-in-law said 'hi Frank'. I was surprised as I did not know she was in Edmonton let alone that she worked in a restaurant.

      The article called it the law of small numbers. In my stats class we would say that 'the N's justifies the means'.

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      Today's vices may be tomorrow's virtues.

  33. Year of the Jackpot by Kafir · · Score: 1

    And read Heinlein's "Year of the Jackpot" (1952)- fun story about a year when all kinds of vastly improbable things happen to come all at once: bizarre fads (compulsive nudism and lawn-watering), natural disasters, invading communists, the reemergence of Atlantis...
    Though the concept of "YotJ" is more that these things come in cycles, and this is the year all the cycles line up.
    Collected in "The Menace From Earth".

  34. bit errors and probability... by thepoolguy · · Score: 1

    This one in a million thread got me thinking... As we work with higher and higher data rates, with bit error rates remaining relatively constant, things that use to happen infrequently happen alot. On a gigabit ethernet, which has a bit error rate of 10^-12, there will be a bit error once every 1000 seconds or once every 16 minutes. Luckely, most phys seem to have a much better BER than that. With the advent of 10G ethernet that number drops to 1.6 minutes. Good error detection (CRC-32) is useful here.

    enough rambling for now...

    -tpg

  35. Did they catch the Anhtrax killer ? by sh0rtie · · Score: 3, Troll


    Funny how there was lots of Anthrax scares happening on a daily business, people getting sick all over the place and then poof , no leads, no one caught , no more attacks, no more questions.

    what are the odds that a determined phsycopathic Anthrax killer just got bored ? yet with the entire FBI/CIA looking for them they still escaped,
    or maybe something more sinister is going on ?

    and did you see any wreckage of a plane at the pentagon in any of the photos taken ? cockpit ? wing ? fuselage ?

    what are the odds of smashing a plane into the side of the pentagon (not exactly the height of the WTC) and no-one took a photo of plane wreckage at the scene ?

    oops gotta go, a black car with some men in suits just pulled up, i'll be back in a minute....

    1. Re:Did they catch the Anhtrax killer ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The didn't catch the unibomber until his own family snitched him out and he was way more active than the anthrax guy.

      Did you see any wreckage of a plan in the world trade center either? When you get a fire buring at 2000 degrees that kind of stuff tends to melt you see.

      Although it does seem hard to beleive that there aren't video cameras surveilling the pentagon 24 hours a day.

    2. Re:Did they catch the Anhtrax killer ? by theguru · · Score: 5, Informative

      >and did you see any wreckage of a plane at the >pentagon in any of the photos taken ? cockpit ? >wing ? fuselage ?

      Yep, I have. Pictures of plane wreckage at the pentagon

    3. Re:Did they catch the Anhtrax killer ? by guttentag · · Score: 2

      If I had mod points, your comment would be at least as high as the troll you're responding to. But under the circumstances, I'll use my +1 bonus to get you some attention, and if someone wants to waste their mod points modding my comment down later, fine.

    4. Re:Did they catch the Anhtrax killer ? by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      "Funny how there was lots of Anthrax scares happening on a daily business, people getting sick all over the place and then poof , no leads, no one caught , no more attacks, no more questions."

      Not that suprising when you consider this.

      All the targets of the anthrax letters were either democat politicians or "liberal" media figures. To me this rules out al-quada because they have no reason to single out democrats and point the finger at the american reactionary right (militias and such).

      Now ask yourself this question. Why would Aschroft vigorously go after people who support him and want to harm people he views as enemies?

      --

      War is necrophilia.

    5. Re:Did they catch the Anhtrax killer ? by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      It seems like there would be more rubble and at least a large section of the tail intact. Those photos were not too compelling as evidence.

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      War is necrophilia.

    6. Re:Did they catch the Anhtrax killer ? by Fesh · · Score: 2

      Not only Democrat politicians, but two highly senior Democrat senators in a Senate controlled by the Democrats on the strength of one vote. I'd say that's too much of a co-incidence, but that's what the article is all about anyway.

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      --Fesh
      Kill -9 'em all, let root@localhost sort 'em out.
    7. Re:Did they catch the Anhtrax killer ? by Anonymous+Cowtard · · Score: 1

      Of course those photos aren't compelling as evidence to someone like you who has already come to the conclusion that the whole thing is a conspiracy. If there had been larger pieces of wreckage in the photo, I'd guess you'd be the first one to call them "faked" and "placed their as part of the cover-up."

      Seriously, dude. Go outside and get some air. The world is far more mundane than you think it is.

    8. Re:Did they catch the Anhtrax killer ? by Sanat · · Score: 1

      Why would Aschroft vigorously go after people who support him and want to harm people he views as enemies?

      Careful friend - that is dangerous thinking. some believe him to be the anti-christ

      --
      And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make
    9. Re:Did they catch the Anhtrax killer ? by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      Why would Aschroft vigorously go after people who support him and want to harm people he views as enemies?

      Politics? I don't see the DOJ suddenly extending an olive branch to Arthur Andersen, Enron or Worldcom for instance -- it'd be politically stupid to do so regardless of how chummy they were in the past, and they're not THAT deaf to the poll numbers.

      FWIW, the FBI has apparently seen fit to search the home of one particular bioweapons expert multiple times, although he's not yet officially a suspect.

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      Only the dead have seen the end of war.
    10. Re:Did they catch the Anhtrax killer ? by error0x100 · · Score: 1

      what are the odds that a determined phsycopathic Anthrax killer just got bored ?

      Or, perhaps, that a determined psychopathic Anthrax killer caught Anthrax :)

    11. Re:Did they catch the Anhtrax killer ? by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Funny how worldcom execs have been arrested and anderson has been charged with crimes while nothing has happened to enron or any of it's employees huh?

      Why do you think that is?

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      War is necrophilia.

    12. Re:Did they catch the Anhtrax killer ? by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

      exactly and to add to the "coincidences" immediately after the attacks on the senate, the republican leadership of the house declared that it was too dangerous for Congress to operate and stopped work in the house and invited the senate to do the same.

      And of course if congress shut down, the whole us government would be basicly controlled by the president.

      Reminds you of the burning of the reichstag doesnt it.

    13. Re:Did they catch the Anhtrax killer ? by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

      The fbi is certainly protecting the anthrax killer.

      Anthrax is not like a bomb - it is hard to make and the government knows every single lab that makes it. I am sure they also have files on every single scientist that is able to produce it.

      All production of weapon grade anthrax, is expensive, it is done by governments and it is easy to keep track of.

      Further more every government makes their anthrax differently so you can easily find where certain sample was made.

      Yet the fbi mysteriously has no leads yet. They havent even told us where thge anthrax was made, although many scientists were willing and able to tell us that if they had a sample.

      The above post is NOT a troll.

  36. Cattle mutilation by eXtro · · Score: 1

    Mad cow disease. There's been outbreaks of something at least similar to mad cow disease for quite a while in areas outside of the U.K. This includes the United States where there are also cattle mutilations.

    Now, suppose a rancher recognizes the symptoms. If he goes public he'll jeapordize his and other ranchers livelihood. If he does the right thing and slaughters his herd he'll be out a lot of money. If he claims that somebody (or something) else slaughters his herd than he can possibly get money from insurance.

    There's chronic wasting disease, which is similar to Mad Cow Disease, in Wisconsin deer. They both have similar symptoms and are caused by prions.

  37. Re:Just Because by orthogonal · · Score: 2

    and i know what the next governemnt consppiracy is: they will take away our capital letters and newlines, so we will all have to write inpenetrable stream-of-consciousness screeds.

  38. Re: Operation Northwood by orthogonal · · Score: 1, Troll

    Holy shit. My wacky socialist friends aren't as paranoid as I thought. Holy shit.

  39. Paranoia by sconeu · · Score: 2

    Sure... it's all coincidence... That's just what THEY want you to believe. :-P

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  40. Some must go away! by Grrreat · · Score: 1

    If your are not part of the solution so be it! OK harsh but if you're a scientist involved with buidling killing you should be willing to die for what you do. End of Story! o-o.

  41. Media trying to disprove a conspiracy? by fruity1983 · · Score: 1

    Media trying to disprove a conspiracy?

    Sounds like a conspiracy to me....

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  42. Dijkstra: What are the odds? by minesweeper · · Score: 2, Funny
    What are the odds that the day after my classmates and I have to implement Dijkstra's shortest-path algorithm for our final CS project this semester, the venerable founding father of computer science passes on?

    An interesting coincidence, no doubt, but nothing more than that.

    1. Re:Dijkstra: What are the odds? by qubit64 · · Score: 1

      sure but the chances of that are somewhere better than 1 in 26.000 (roughly just based on the number of years the guy lived and how many days there are in that period, obviously it's not very accurate but it is certainly far from 1 in 1 million)

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      "Save me jebus!" - Homer Simpson (btw, I'm probably talkin out of me arse)
  43. If the Times wants to focus on conspiracies... by corebreech · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't it focus on the ones that actually preoccupy peoples' minds?

    I've never even heard of this business with the microbiologists.

    But what about TWA-800? There are a lot of people who think a missile brought that plane down, so why doesn't the Times investigate this?

    Here is an Executive Order Bill Clinton signed the day after Paris Match released the radar tapes showing that something else was in the sky and closing on TWA-800's position. The order removes members of the Naval Special Warfare Development Group from the Whistleblower statutes. It is quite clearly an attempt on the part of the administration to cover-up the events surrounding TWA-800.

    Neither the New York Times nor any other corporate media outlet chose to publish this fact, however. To a man they all dismiss the notion that a Navy missile brought down TWA-800 as nothing more than conspiracy theory.

    By exposing this rather silly theory about the microbiologists being murdered their intent is to throw doubt on the many other theories that do merit our attention... that still hold the rank of conspiracy theory only because papers like The New York Times refuses to publish the truth.

    This is a disgraceful story.

  44. Huh? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    *woke up* There were good candidates in the race?

  45. Why conspiracy theories abound... by tlambert · · Score: 2

    Why do conspiracy theroies abound?

    It's pretty simple: it's very hard for an unintelligent person to credit stupidity for something that could have been the result of malice.

    -- Terry

    1. Re:Why conspiracy theories abound... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Why do conspiracy theroies abound?

      Surely it's part of some kind of conspiracy.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    2. Re:Why conspiracy theories abound... by aminorex · · Score: 2

      Whereas it is shockingly easy for a supercilious
      twit to issue blanket condemnations to all who
      oppose his willful ignorance.

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  46. Conicidence by nelsonal · · Score: 2

    My favorite coincidence was the Superbowl Dow Jones correlation from Super Bowl I to superbowl 20 something. It turned out that if a pre-merger AFL team won the market went down, but if an old NFL team one the market went up. No causation, and the correlation hasn't held but it did for about 20 years.

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  47. Re: Operation Northwood by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
    Oh, they could still be paranoid. It's just that you don't get to automatically discount anything they say on the grounds of them being paranoid, because there are things that happen that would drive them into wild flights of paranoid ranting but are still true.

    In other words, if you have 'paranoid friends', maybe their interpretation of things is a bit off, but there can still be facts they know of that aren't just made up. For instance, somebody might argue that McNamara vetoed the proposed plans to attack American citizens because (fill in Le Carre double twist explanation here). I think it was more a case of McNamara quietly screaming inside his head, "ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING CRAZY????" and vetoing the plans, hoping that the continuous rejection would settle the crazy people down. I picture him as being perfectly happy to wage war on Southeast Asia, perfectly happy to be resolutely anti-Communist, but still appalled at the idea of waging war on his own country to trick them into battle.

    Like McNamara, you don't get the luxury of deciding, 'this is all good, this is all nuts, this is all bad'. You may be in a situation where some of the things you thought you could depend on are betraying you- much like McNamara, sworn to defend the United States and discovering subordinates busily preparing to wage war on their own country to manipulate it. Hopefully you can respond at least as well as he did- he did manage to turn off all of those plans, at the time, but had he been able to do more, we might be better off now.

  48. Reminds me... by KillerKane · · Score: 1

    Dr. Jacob Daley used to do a magic trick where he would determine the sex of someone's offspring from some convoluted mathematics; he was right about 50% of the time. When asked why he did this trick, his reply was "No one remembers the misses, but no one ever forgets the hits." Or words to that effect. Lots of things, like "Crossing Over", for instance, use this principle.

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  49. Re: Operation Northwood by mike_sucks · · Score: 2

    "Remember the Maine?"

    Err, no I don't, to be honest. Probably because I'm a) younger than 100 an b) not a US citizen.

    Can you explain what happened to that warship? /mike.

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    -- "So, what's the deal with Auntie Gerschwitz et all?"
  50. Not a conspiracy, but... by iabervon · · Score: 2

    Okay, so here's the situation: everyone is stunned by an elaborate terrorist strike. There seems to be the beginnings of another one, and it's got something to do with your field of study. There are bad economic times, but your field is still somewhat in crazy startup mode.

    What are the chances that you'll suddenly die of a stress-related illness?

    Far more often than conspiracies, and probably competing well with coincidences, are the situations where people's perceptions of the situation actually significantly affects what happens. Remember, the placebo effect is significantly stronger for a number of conditions than the best medicine we know of. There are many conditions (including RSI) which turn out to be caused by a slight physical effect, a lot of stress, and the knowledge that the condition is common.

    I have to point out something about the classroom experiment mentioned in the article. The students whose birthdays are the same as other students in the room reported being more surprised than the other students. But this is, of course, totally logical. As the article says, it takes over 200 people to have better than even odds that someone has your birthday. Therefore, you should be surprised whenever someone does. Of course, it's likely to happen to somebody. And so somebody should be surprised, and people who know this person (and not most of the others) should be a bit surprised, and most of the people should be totally unfazed.

    1. Re:Not a conspiracy, but... by Ryan+Hemage · · Score: 1

      It actually only takes 22 other people to have a better than evens chance (i.e., a probability of over one half) that one of them will have the same birthday as you. What you need to work out is the number, N, it takes for the probability to drop below 0.5 that none of those N people have the same birthday as you (once this drops below a half, the probability that some does have the same birthday as you rises above a half). It's a well known problem in probability and the result always surprises people.



    2. Re:Not a conspiracy, but... by Ryan+Hemage · · Score: 1

      Sorry, what I meant to say was that you're working out the probabilty that none of the other people have the same birthday as each other as well as you.

      To clarify, in a group of 23 people, the probability that that none of them has the same birthday as each other is approx 0.48; hence the probability that two or more of them share a birthday is approx 0.52.

      You have to be careful with probability theory. It's always ready to trip you up. A conspiracy, I tell you. ;-)

    3. Re:Not a conspiracy, but... by iabervon · · Score: 2

      So I got both the question and the answer wrong? Probability is really tricky. :) Okay, here's what I actually meant:

      You need 23 people to have better than even odds that a pair of people has the same birthday. You need >200 to have better than even odds that somebody has your birthday. If you have a group of 100 people, you should be surprised if someone has your birthday, but not if there are other people who share a birthday.

      Generalizing to the reactions of the whole group, there are probably a number of people who have duplicated birthdays. Those people should be surprised, but nobody else should be.

      The birthday paradox is just a distractor in this problem; if you pick a random person out of a group of 200, that person should be surprised to be picked, but nobody else should be surprised by the situation, because the random person wasn't anyone special from their points of view. Of course, the chosen person is being surprised about something different from what other people are being surprised about.

      In the birthday paradox situation, the people who have duplicated birthdays should be more surprised than other people, because not only are there duplicated birthdays (expected) they were chosen to be one of them (unexpected).

      Unless, of course, they're taking a class with their twin sister.

  51. Going out on a limb here ... by puckhead · · Score: 1

    Maybe, just maybe, Gore is a sucky candidate.

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  52. How many? by wafflemonger · · Score: 1

    How many of them were abducted, probed, impreganted with hybrid fetuses and implanted with tracking devieces before they were hunted down by the shadow government under the orders of the military- industrial complex?

  53. typical slashbots by ArchieBunker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A conspiracy is so much easier to explain than the truth. Read further down this thread for a detailed link about derbis. By the way what temperature does aluminum melt at? A lot less than the steel beams of the world trade center. Every throw an aluminum can into a camp fire? In a few minutes its melted and oxidized into almost nothing. Now what are most airplanes made from...?

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    1. Re:typical slashbots by io333 · · Score: 1

      Now what are most airplanes made from...?

      Most airplanes are actually made of smoke encased in a thin layer of aluminum... and we all know about how important it is to keep the smoke in!

  54. Happened before by marx · · Score: 2, Informative
    It's happened before, so I don't see why people are making a joke out of this. Today, the largest morning newspaper in Sweden is running a story about a Sweden-related biology scientist working for the CIA in the 50s. He was assassinated by the CIA in 1953, supposedly for having figured out that the US used biological weapons in the Korea war.

    When his family made inquiries in 1975, Congress paid $750,000 in damages to the family. What was really weird was that during this time, a letter was sent between Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld, who were working for Gerald Ford at the time, saying that if there was a trial, it could be "necessary to disclose top secret information concerning national security".

    These guys are at the top today, and since assassination and cover-ups (even specifically regarding biological warfare) clearly are not foreign to them, I don't see why the default theory should be an extremely improbable coincidence.

    1. Re:Happened before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The significant thing about the story was the apparent connection to MKULTRA, which has an apparent connection to the Grateful Dead. Robert Hunter and Ken Kesey were among those who participated in CIA LSD experiments at Stanford.

      Judging from what Keysey and Hunter have contributed to culture as a result - I'd say these tests definitely "backfired" on the CIA.

      http://www.bayarea.com/mld/mercurynews/news/nati on /3822588.htm

      http://www.sheeple.com/herd/acidtest.html

  55. $40 million and three years by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1
    How can people honestly believe that a modern government could harbour ANY kind of conspiracy given that they can't even keep the affair of a President with an intern secret??

    It took what, $40,000,000 and three years to nail that one down? I'd say that example goes directly against your point.

    1. Re:$40 million and three years by jafac · · Score: 2

      "that's no woman, that's a *man* in disguise, baby." -Austin Powers

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      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  56. Re: Operation Northwood by yasth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well it was docked in Havana's (Cuba) harbor to protect American property and to be ready to ferry out American nationals, and then it blew up during a rather intense period of sabre rattling. An inquest board was formed, and after a month or so they reported back that the explosion was the work of an external explosive device, according to the inquest probably a Spanish mine. This was coupled with the tabloid jounralism at the time (which didn't wait for the inquest to be over to blame the Spanish) to form a popular cause for intervention in Cuba; oh and BTW all that agitation was formed in part by the Cuban exiles feeding stories, so the US has long been controlled by Cuban exiles see. Anyways, demands were made, and the Spanish ceded to the demands but the declaration of war passed the Spanish cession in tranist (some say intentionally).

    Anyways the Maine was eventully looked at in the 1930s or so. Vauge mutterings were made, and the wreck was towed out of the harbor into deep water and sunk, so that no one could look at it too closely. Then later technology got to the point where the wreck could be rexamined and it was found that source of the explosion was iternal. Current thinking is that the coal dust in the coal bunker exploded, ie. an accident.

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  57. Re: Operation Northwood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What you never heard of the bay of pigs?

    Failed coup attempt by the CIA...pretty famous.

    First time america found out about the monster the capitalists (rockefeller and cronies had a huge hand in creating the CIA to fight communism[read: Protect their assets])had created.

    The Cuba thing didn't work out at least.

    In Guatamala a leftist government threatened to nationalize a rockefeller owned fruit business. The people where sick of getting exploited by the american elites and finally elected someone to do something about it. Well since Rockefeller was also an insider in the CIA he simply had them stage a right wing coup. Tens of thousands of Guatamalans died in purges of communists, but hey at least the capitalists assets where safe....

    Sounds crazy, but hey it's all out there in fact, get your freedom of information act on and check it out for yourself.

    I can't wait till i'm 70 and i can see what crazy shit they are doing right now to protect american oil and technology interests!

  58. the actual answer... by ost · · Score: 1



    [...] But the actual answer is 23. [...]

    hm, i always get told the answer is 42...

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  59. Could happen... shah right by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

    Joking aside, the problem I have with this article is that it is applying statistics where there is not enough information to apply statistics. If we were talking about pulling marbles out of a bag then, sure, plug away with statistics.

    But we're talking about coincidences in a chaotic environment. You simply can't apply statistics to these situations without thousands of simplifying assumptions.

    Take the example in the story of a bird landing on the boy's head. Can you imagine trying to compute the probabiliy for this kind of an event. Compute the probability of him grabbing the bird given that the bird landed on his head given that he just said the word "mother" given that he was giving a speech about his mother dying.

    Now I'm no writer but I can imagine millions of other ways this could have turned out. For example, the bird lands on his head and he freaks out and falls down some stairs to his death. Even if we ignore the part about his mother dying, what are the probabilities that a boy is giving a speech and a bird lands on his head. Certainly it could happen but how would you ever calculate a probability for it. Its madness.

    That's just an example so don't get hung up with that particular example. If someone thinks they can calculate these kinds of probabilities, the department of homeland security would love to have you :)

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    1. Re:Could happen... shah right by Fesh · · Score: 2

      "That's just an example so don't get hung up with that particular example. If someone thinks they can calculate these kinds of probabilities, the department of homeland security would love to have you :)"

      What, shot? *shakes head*

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    2. Re:Could happen... shah right by ThereIsNoSporkNeo · · Score: 1

      I think that we've just witnessed a Slashdot Rorschach test.

      Mr. Good-N-Nappy was presented with an infinite spectrum of possibilites and he ended up with the situation:
      Person is giving a speech about his recently deceased mother, when a bird lands on his head, causing him to fall down the stairs and die.

      I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm going to stand over here.

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    3. Re:Could happen... shah right by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

      Ha! That prompted me to do a google search on the Rorschach Test and I got this link about what psychologists are looking for during a Rorschach. That is definitely science at its best :)

      Reminds me of the joke from "What about Bob":

      The psychatrist has a patient, he draws a circle and says "What do you think of when you see this?" He says "Sex" He draws a picture of a tree and says "What do you think of that one?" He says "Sex" He draws a picture of a car, a house "Sex, sex, sex" The doctor says "You know you're obsessed with sex" And the patient says "Well you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures."

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  60. Link to NYTimes Registration Generation Enclosed! by acidfast7 · · Score: 1

    Here you are, my friends!

    NYTimes Random Login Generator

    Enjoy!

  61. The one decent conspiracy story...... by kelv · · Score: 1

    The only conspiracy story I like goes along the lines of...

    "All the conspiracy theories are started by the government to keep all the nutters of the world worring about all sorts of crazy stuff. This way they will never notice now fucked the operations of government really are"

  62. Statistics... by Stalyn · · Score: 1

    can be used to prove or disprove anything.

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  63. Gambler phenomenon by ndogg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I attribute the gullibility of conspiracy theorists to pure psychology. It's called intermittent (partial) reinforcement. It's the same reason many people are addicted to gambling.

    Rewards (in the case of conspiracy theorists, the reward is being right) in intermittant reinforcement are not given every time a particular behavior is performed, but rather once in a while, and for best results, at a variable rate, rather than a fixed rate.

    This is the reason you don't feed stray animals on the street, because they will occasionally be rewarded, and so it will stick in their heads that they should visit a particular place to get food. If you feed that stray animal after each visit or at a fixed rate, it will be easier to get off your back once you stop. However, with intermittant reinforcement, it will take a long time to get the animal off your back since it will continue to expect that one day you will feed it.

    Conspiracy theorists have been right in the past (mere statistics will prove this, as this article makes note of), and that is enough to get large numbers of people convinced enough that others are worth their time and energy to prove correct.

    Gullible they may be, but they have history to blame for that.

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  64. Re:text-thought coincidence by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

    Now I've had this happen quite a lot. I suspect that in an initial glance at a given scene, you subconsciously see the word, in this case "beauty", which sets off a train of thought. A moment or two later, you spot the word on a sign, or in a newspaper, or something. It really does seem like subconscious trickery.

  65. Of bullets and improbability by JKR · · Score: 2, Interesting
    With reference to the JFK thread, I recently watched a documentary of an investigation into a fatal "shooting" at a rifle range. Some kid was sat inside a metal hut (an indoor pistol range) when suddenly he fell to the floor, dead, from a single bullet wound to the head. To cut a long story short, he was killed by a pistol round from:
    • a modified handgun which double-fired on the recoil
    • held by a person on a completely different range
    • stood in the one place where the wildly off-target second shot could pass through the 1 inch cap between an earth mound and a baffle
    • before entering the indoor range through a broom cupboard and deflecting upwards
    • grazing a cardboard ceiling tile and deflecting back down instead of just passing through
    • before finally hitting the victim

    The chain of probabilities was incredible. It took days of 3D computer simulation coupled with ballistics analysis to work out what had happened - yet it happened and someone died as a result. The guy that fired the pistol didn't even realise his gun had fired twice.

    1. Re:Of bullets and improbability by aminorex · · Score: 2

      It would be particularly difficult, however, for
      Oswald to have killed Kennedy, since he was standing
      in the doorway of the repository, sans rifle, when
      the shooting was going on.

      Care to play? Take a look at the
      Algens photos. Compare the guy in the doorway with
      the photos of Oswald at the time of his arrest.
      Draw your own conclusions.

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  66. The lucky ones by Daetrin · · Score: 2
    The article mentions all the "miracle" stories of people who decided to come into work late or were absent for some other reason and thus "miraculously" escaped death.

    I guess they though it was just too bloody obvious to point out how many people may have decided to go into work early because they had plans that evening or something similar and thus were "miraculously" killed. Of course we never heard from those guys telling us how unlucky they were.

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  67. This is somewhat worrying by MrMeanie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Professor Robins of Harvard points out that "the Web has changed the scale of these things." Had there been a string of dead scientists back in 1992 rather than 2002, he says, it is possible that no one would have ever known. "Back then, you would not have had the technical ability to gather all these bits and pieces of information, while today you'd be able to pull it off. It's well known that if you take a lot of random noise, you can find chance patterns in it, and the Net makes it easier to collect random noise."

    Unfortunately, DARPA is now in the process of designing the TIA (Total Information Awareness) system (here and here) :

    It's a system which, it hopes, will ferret out terrorists' information signatures -- clues available before an attack, but usually not correctly interpreted until afterwards

    ... although database size will no longer be measured in the traditional sense, the amounts of data that will need to be stored and accessed will be unprecedented, measured in petabytes.

    So, in other words, the TIA system is DESIGNED to attempt to find pattens in a few petbytes of random noise.

  68. Re:you guys are gonna dig this site... by oldManSquad · · Score: 1
    The Fall of the Soviet Union -- The CIA fails to predict this most important event of the Cold War. This suggests that it has been so busy undermining governments that it hasn't been doing its primary job: gathering and analyzing information. The fall of the Soviet Union also robs the CIA of its reason for existence: fighting communism.
    CIA MAN 1: Damn, communism is over. Looks like its back to the desk job. CIA MAN 2: er..wait you still got Osama's number? CIA MAN 1: Yeah. Why? CIA MAN 2: I gotta an idea. *Whisper* *Whisper* CIA MAN 1: Hell, I never liked them towers anyway.
  69. evidence ??? by rkit · · Score: 1
    The fact remains that those rumors that circulate, are most often correct! I know it sounds wrong, but there is ample evidence for it.
    Somebody claiming something in an article somewhere on the net is "ample evidence"? Let's take a look at the link about Hitler being forced into war: did you really read that article? Did you check out the references given? Just to mention one, David Irving is a well-known revisionist who claims that the Holocaust never happened.
    Those claims that Hitler was a man of peace are simply ridicilous. Do you really think Germany invaded countries like Belgium, the Netherlands, Norway, etc. to preserve peace? If he ever tried to avoid war with major european powers like England, France or the Soviet Union, this was simply for tactical reasons. Nazi Germany has broken more or less every single treaty it signed, both in letter and in spirit.
    The article indirectly cites some guy saying " Hitler was not thinking of war [...] as the Führer's immense social and cultural plans would take years to fulfill". These immense social and cultural plans consisted in robbing, enslaving and murdering some ten millions of people, as well as crushing any political opposition. The leaders of germany at that time were nothing but criminals, acting on global scale. It's that simple.
    If you are really interested in evidence, check out original sources. In this case, I recommend to read Hitler's "Mein Kampf". This book has been printed millions of times and distributed to more or less every household in the third reich, so you can be pretty sure it is authentic. (OK, it is written in german, as a matter of fact in pretty poor german, so reading it might be difficult for you). This book was written long before Hitler seized the power. It states pretty clear his plans to kill and enslave "inferor races" and to fight a war to avenge the german defeat in WW I. Everybody who tries to deny this is simply a liar or a moron.
    Please do not believe everything just because some URL says it is true. Just like in coding: "Use the source, Luke."
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    1. Re:evidence ??? by evilviper · · Score: 1, Troll

      THAT is just what I am advocating myself. However, you've got to be willing to accept new ideas before you can process the facts.

      As for trusting barnewreview, first read: http://www.barnesreview.org/About_Us/about_us.html
      Second, you must realize that they list many references... I can't check them all, but I have done enough that I trust the rest of their references. Secondly, I was send to that site, from another that I DID trust.

      So, instead of saying "it must be wrong, it is on the internet", why don't you try looking up their references yourself?

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    2. Re:evidence ??? by rkit · · Score: 1
      You say
      you've got to be willing to accept new ideas before you can process the facts.
      These ideas are not new, by any means. This kind of nonsense has been said by nazi supporters ever since Germany lost the war it provoked and it has been thorouhly rebutted by science, and also in court. David Irving has tried to sue a lot of people for critizing him, and he has lost all of those cases hands down.
      I do not say that the references that barnesreview gives are not correctly cited, but citing nonsense proves nothing. Of course I realize that all this may look somewhat less evident in the United States, but I live in Austria, and I personally know people who lived through these times, some of them are relatives of mine. I have read an original printing of "Mein Kampf". I have visited the death camp in Mauthausen. There is a very good exhibition about the war crimes committed by the Wehrmacht, which has been shown in a lot of places in Germany and Austria. I have seen it. It presents hundreds of photos, documents, etc. which proof without any doubt the awful truth.
      Irving and other revisionists simply deny the vast historic research that has been done during the last 50 years. The holocaust has probably been documented and researched more thoroughly than any other historic event in history.
      If some guys claim there has never been any slavery in the United States, would you believe them? Even if there were ten of them, all citing each other as evidence?
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    3. Re:evidence ??? by evilviper · · Score: 2

      This is turning into an Ink-blot test. Everyone is reading their own thing into it.

      You seem to think that this has something to do with concentration camps... It doesn't. NOTHING! We are only discussing if Hitler was the agressor who wouldn't think of peace, or if it was in fact Britan that wouldn't accept peace with Germany. Also, it relates to wether FDR knew about the imminent attack on Pearl Harbor, and if he possibly even provoked it.

      Besides that... The world didn't know about the concentration camps until AFTER the war was over. No discussion of WWII should even mention concentration camps. They were totally irrelivant to the war, and totally irrelivant to any discussion of the war.

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  70. Re: Operation Northwood by LunarOne · · Score: 1

    The USS Maine was sunk in 1898, resulting in the U.S. attacking Spanish colonial interests. In 1912, the Maine was raised, investigated by the U.S. and then scuttled. These are the known facts. The conspiracy theories arise over the question of who or what sunk the ship. Did the U.S. intentionally sink the ship to provide a reason to attack Spain's colonies? Hmmm.

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  71. Re: Operation Northwood by mike_sucks · · Score: 2

    Ah, I see.. Thanks! /xm

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  72. Article misleading by UtSupra · · Score: 1

    The article is misleading. Listen, if everybody in the US toss their coins a few would get a large number 6 heads in a row (1 in a 64 chance). Yes, that is the law of large numbers at play. But if you have a coin and toss it six times and you get six heads, teh reasonable thing, ask any statistician, is to have the coin check for fairness... Coincidence happens, yes, but that doesn't mean you should just shrug your shoulder and ignore them...

    The case of death related to biotechnology should be investigate. It may be a coincidence, but after the investigation you can get clues as to whether it is just that.

  73. anti-hype hype by g4dget · · Score: 4, Interesting
    [Efron] When the numbers are large enough, and the distracting details are removed, the chance of anything is fairly high.

    Efron is a venerable statistician, but this is plain wrong. There are many things that are so unlikely that, for practical purposes, they simply do not occur in this universe. For example, all the air molecules in a room don't all get on one half of the room, leaving the other half with a vacuum. Statistically, this arrangement is (approximately) as probable as any other. But there aren't enough rooms in the universe to make this an event that could occur with "fairly high" probability.

    Much of physics relies on things that are "astronomically unlikely", and much of engineering consists of changing conditions so that something that is very unlikely becomes common. We have enshrined these "astronomically unlikely" principle as a the laws of thermodynamics, and we don't even bother to say "a perpetual motion machine is possible but very, very unlikely", we just say "you can't build one", because for practical purposes, you can't.

    [Tibshirani] ''The chance of getting a royal flush is very low,'' he says, ''and if you were to get a royal flush, you would be surprised. But the chance of any hand in poker is low. You just don't notice when you get all the others; you notice when you get the royal flush.''

    This is true but not relevant. If you randomly think of some particular hand and then have it dealt, you do have reason to be surprised, although, since the prior probability on the existence ESP or telekinesis is so minute, you should probably still attribute it to randomness. On the other hand, you have no reason to be surprised if you get a royal flush once over many games, just like you have no reason to be surprised to get any particular hand once in many games.

    Similarly, statistically, having all the air molecules in a room be present only on one side of the room is (approximately) as probable as any other particular arrangement of air molecules, but I guarantee that if you were in that room, you would notice, and you would have reason to be surprised. In fact, you would almost certainly be correct in concluding that that arrangement of air molecules didn't come about by chance but involved something like a vacuum pump and a partition.

    Which brings us to the death of Benito Que, who was not, despite reports to the contrary, actually a microbiologist. He was a researcher in a lab at the University of Miami Sylvester Cancer Center, where he was testing various agents as potential cancer drugs.

    Now we are getting to the good stuff. The problem with the conspiracy surrounding these cases has nothing to do with statistics or people's ignorance of it.

    The death of half a dozen germ warfare experts under the age of 60 within a span of four months would be an unlikely event, whether or not it follows 9/11. Not astronomically unlikely, but something that would certainly warrant closer investigation. If you assume that there are maybe 100 such world experts, you can look at standard mortality tables to bound the probability of this event occurring.

    What's wrong with that analysis is that these people were not "germ warfare specialists"--they were biologists. Journalists constructed the label "germ warfare specialists" after the fact. But there are a lot of biologists in the world. The death of half a dozen biologists over a four month period is a much more probable event--simply because there are a lot more biologists around.

    1. Re:anti-hype hype by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      Air molecules are not randomly arranged in a room. You cannot discount that before applying statistical analysis! What are the odds that your office trash bin will be empty tomorrow morning? In a random universe, who knows? Here, probably close to 1.0 if you hire someone to empty the trash bins at night, and probably close to 0.0 if you don't. This is because trash doesn't move randomly.

      On the other hand, isn't it more likely that a "venerable statistician" really does understand the difference, but is simply selecting less precise language for the benefit of non-mathematicians?

    2. Re:anti-hype hype by 3Bees · · Score: 1
      There are many things that are so unlikely that, for practical purposes, they simply do not occur in this universe. For example, all the air molecules in a room don't all get on one half of the room, leaving the other half with a vacuum. Statistically, this arrangement is (approximately) as probable as any other

      There are reasons why this won't happen, reasons that have nothing to do with probability and everything to do with physics. Think pressure for a second and choose another example.

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  74. Five Dead Biologists Linked To Hughes Medical Inst by Sara+Chan · · Score: 3
    Five of the Dead Biologists Linked To Howard Hughes Medical Institute

    The whitewashing NY Times neglected that detail.

    For more on the story, see here.

  75. How old are they? by oliverthered · · Score: 2

    Lets think....
    Bio reasearch started to go nuts ohh 50/60 odd years ago maybe a little longer,
    The adverage age of a newbee bio researcher say 20-25.
    so thet put there age at arround 70-85
    take into account of all the nasty shit they deal with and...
    odds are there dropping like flies.

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  76. "Signs" of a conspiracy ??? by General+Cluster · · Score: 1
    ... Like Mel Gibson's character Graham Hess in M. Night Shyamalan's new movie "Signs," we want to feel that our lives are governed by a grand plan.

    Was anyone else suspicious of the mention of this movie citation? this FULL citation, which they went WAY out of their way to make, and which mentions the full name of both the actor, the main character he portrays, and the director (with his spooky, stagey name) in addition to the title. It had everything except a hyperlink to Fandango and the Disney web site.

    Exactly like the character in a much advertised movie, eh? What a surprising simile.

    What are the odds of THAT happening.

    1. Re:"Signs" of a conspiracy ??? by General+Cluster · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the author included it only to make his point, or perhaps it was placed there through the influence of a publicist out to place the name of the film in as many publications as possible.

      Personally it read a little phoney to me -- like a product placement. It did not seem to fit organically into the article.

      WSJ style choice is another matter.

  77. Lots of Misunderstanding about probability by minkwe · · Score: 1

    Probability has nothing to do with the state of the world. It only has to do with the state of our knowledge about the world. If something has a probability of occuring of 0.5 a day or year ( that is an odds of 1) it means there is no evidence to support it either occuring or not occuring. Only evidence can sway the probability in one direction or another. This new evidence does not mean that the world has changed, it just means that we have learned more about the world so we have to adjust our beliefs about it.

    I'm sick and tired of journalists making statements like:
    - One in ten women will develop breast cancer,
    and all the variations of "x in y ... will ..."

    If you still think probability has anything to do with the state of the world at all then answer this:

    Consider a person who has no information whatsoever about aviation history, what are the odds of a plane crashing in flight according to him?
    Now give him all the information -- aviation history. What is now the odds of a plane crashing in flight according to him?
    Assuming of course that he is reasoning as logically as we would expect any honest human to.

    So you see that probability is just the state of our mind about something based on evidence, and not a projection of the state of the world.

    Anybody who fails to see this, is committing what is normally called the "The mind projection fallacy".

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    1. Re:Lots of Misunderstanding about probability by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      Just because you don't know all the inputs into the joint probability table doesn't mean that the table doesn't exist.

      If I hide a polyhedral die behind my back, and don't tell you how many sides it has, there is still a probability table that dictates the likelihood of each possible outcome.

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    2. Re:Lots of Misunderstanding about probability by minkwe · · Score: 1

      Thats exactly my point. Probability comes close to reality only when we have complete information which is almost never the case. Now that you mentioned the die case. Can you be absolutely sure about the uniformity of the density of the material to say the die is not biased? If you *assume* that the die is unbiased then you still have a conditional probability distribution dependent on the premise that the die is unbiased.

      I still maintain that probability is not a property of nature (like time, or mass, or energy) but a property of our state of knowlege about nature. If it is a property of nature, it should not depend on the amount of information we have about something. So Probability would not be useful for scientific data analysis in which we have to reason from incomplete information.

      This is clearly not the case. If it were, we would have a "Probability Bibble" where we could just *look up* the probability of most events and it would be meaningless to be able to determine probabilities for phenomena which are not fully understood or for which we have only limited information.

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  78. Absolutely ! by AftanGustur · · Score: 2

    I am always amazed by the gullibility of the general populice. How can people honestly believe that a modern government could harbour ANY kind of conspiracy given that they can't even keep the affair of a President with an intern secret??

    You mean like Iran-Kontra ??? Or Nixon's tapes ??

    Yep, the gullibility of the population is amazing ..

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  79. Your Vote supports bad system? by zenyu · · Score: 2

    It is incumbent upon you as a free-thinking individual to read, understand and evaluate the writings of Congress.

    I know a lot of people that break a bunch of silly laws before they get out of bed in the morning. Most of them don't vote because they feel that is implicit support for the government. I can't say they are all that wrong, loss of confidence is a pre-requisite for replacing the current regime. At this point in the States the confidence is low enough, there's just no concensus on what would come in it's place.

    It would have to be peaceful too, as it was in the Soviet Union. So the military needs to be convinced and that is much harder since it's a volunteer army so it is even more conservative than a conscript one. And it still doesn't mean you should be unaware of the idiots in congress, since their actions can be used to convince the soldiers. But what's more important is to figure out a better form of government that can unite a good majority of the populace behind it.

  80. SlashDot Becoming Pro-Microsoft?!? by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? Jeez, talk about "touchy touchy...!"

    As an impartial observer who couldn't give a rat's patootie about Operating Systems (Is there any more boring topic in all the world? I mean, for me and 88 ga-billion other people, it's "Does my Word Processor work? Does my Spreadsheet work? Yes? Good! Now get outta here, I got work to do..."), allow me to point out that any slack you perceive MS receiving on this board is purely the product of your over-caffeinated imagination.

    The degree to which MS (and Bill Gates personally!) is slammed hereabouts is comical, boarding on Monty Python-esque. That's not to say the quality of the jibes is always worth the price of admission, but the sheer tsunami-level volume is usually good for a chuckle.

    I hope for your sake, however, that the success of your Open Source Movement (did I get that right?) does not require many average joe's having to take these juvenile anti-MS tirades seriously, 'cause if so, it's doomed. With very few exceptions, it all looks like High School kids arguing over whose music is better, Britney Spears or MegaDeth.

    ("Britney Spears or MegaDeth" -- did I get that right?)

    1. Re:SlashDot Becoming Pro-Microsoft?!? by nathanh · · Score: 2

      Well, just in this thread I spot 4 pro-Microsoft responses. I also spot 4 responses theorizing that Microsoft is astro-turfing on Slashdot, so I'd categorize those as anti-Microsoft. There is a single response that I'd say is neither pro- nor anti-Microsoft.

      These are roughly the same proportions of responses that I'm finding WITHOUT FAIL on all articles. About half the posts on Slashdot are now pro-Microsoft. So, what's the cause? Is it now trendy to support Microsoft? Or are the conspiracy theorists onto something?

    2. Re:SlashDot Becoming Pro-Microsoft?!? by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

      You need to get a hobby, son.

      Is it "trendy" to be pro-MS? That's such a pejorative term. If in fact your "research" is valid, then my guess -- again as an impartial observer -- is that it is just a reaction to the general juvenile mean-spirited whining that seems to characterize the lions' share of the pro-Linux posts. People who use Windows who frequent the board and really don't care one way or the other re Operating Systems are perhaps growing weary of the badinage. And since these posts all seem as though they are written by 14-year olds, these OS-neutral guys are, like, WTF, don't _you_ tell _me_ what kind of OS to use, punk!

      Because no one likes to think they are being made fun of by 14-year olds.

      If the anti-Linux backlash _is_ real here (and I'm really not convinced it is), and such turnabout is bothersome to you, my suggestion would be to keep the pro-Linux threads a bit more mature, technical, and positive. And for God's sake, if you want to be taken seriously, lay off the Bill Gates ad hominems!

      Remember, also, to the credit of Commander Taco and his crew, this board has grown to the extent that it is way more than just "News for Nerds." This is reflected in both the type of stories posted and in the growing membership. More and more jocks are joining the Chess Club, so the timbre of the after-school meetings may start to change a bit...

    3. Re:SlashDot Becoming Pro-Microsoft?!? by nathanh · · Score: 2

      Your venom is misplaced. I don't tell Microsoft jokes. I never spell Microsoft's name with a dollar sign. I don't bother with the ad hominem attacks on Bill Gates. And I don't really care which OS you use. I mostly read Slashdot like I read Memepool: for links to websites and stories that I couldn't be bothered finding myself.

      However what does interest me is your pressing need to demonize me. In your own words you are "impartial" but it's hard to believe that. You attacked me without provocation and you have a seemingly anti-social attitude towards anybody who isn't a "jock". Whatever that means. You've attacked me personally 7 times in 2 posts. What are you trying to prove?

      As for this comment...

      If the anti-Linux backlash _is_ real here (and I'm really not convinced it is), and such turnabout is bothersome to you, my suggestion would be to keep the pro-Linux threads a bit more mature, technical, and positive. And for God's sake, if you want to be taken seriously, lay off the Bill Gates ad hominems!

      I'm not sure what thread you're on or what you think I've said, but I strongly suggest you do some reading before you do any more writing.

    4. Re:SlashDot Becoming Pro-Microsoft?!? by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

      The quote you italicized is not directed at you. That was not clear; my apologies. I have no pressing need to demonize anyone.

      I am impartial regarding operating systems. I am, however, partial to good debates and discussions, and I seem to see less and less of that here when the topic has anything to do with Microsoft.

      You expressed some disappointment up top about not being able to "write a simple Microsoft joke these days" without getting flamed. What I am suggesting is that those individuals who perhaps feel a little less passionately about their Operating Systems than do you are losing their sense of humor in this area, and there are more of them around here. As the number of SlashDot members grows (along with the number of non-tech stories that are posted), more and more will obviously be from the "general populace" -- the "jock" analogy you questioned. More "general populace" members brings more Windows users brings less tolerance for Windows-bashing.

      Again, I apologize if it appeared as though I was referring to you personally when I lamented the maturity vacuum in many of the pro-Linux/anti-MS posts I see here.

  81. Re:text-thought coincidence by Sanat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Rather than being a coincidence, this is where the word "synchronistic" fits better.

    These situations are arranged by your Higher Self to either show you that more exists than statistics or to bring you together with someone that you need to meet.

    Here is a true story. I woke up one morning with the thoughts about an old friend of mine that I had not seen in 2 or 3 years. i left for the office and realized that I had forgotton a diskette that i needed.

    I thought that i would get it at lunch time and drove home to get it and on impulse decided to eat at a Wendy's that was a couple of miles down the road. I thought of my old friend a couple of times while driving there.

    I went in almost expecting to see him in line in front of me but after I got my food there he was sitting alone at a table.

    He said it was the first time he had eaten there in a couple of years.

    His wife had told him the night before that she wanted a divorce and he was suffering very deeply.

    I am sure that some one could calculate the odds of he and I eating at a place neither of us had been for several years, but what of the thoughts of him before hand and the fact that he needed my words of comfort at that exact moment?

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  82. Not so amazing by thelexx · · Score: 2


    Michael: My father's no different than any other powerful man. Any man who's responsible for other people, like a Senator, or a President.
    Kay: Do you know how naive you sound?
    Michael: Why?
    Kay: Senators and Presidents don't have men killed.
    Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?

    LEXX

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  83. What is the difference... by ClarkEvans · · Score: 1

    between a pro-Linux supporter and a pro-Microsoft supporter on Slashdot? Answer: The former isn't paid to express 'their' ideas.

  84. Recounts by TheAncientHacker · · Score: 2

    Well, if you actually read the recount data rather than just the headlines you'd have seen that if all the votes in the state were counted (as the Florida constitution requires), Gore won by a significant number. It was only in selected partial-count scenarios that Bush got more.

    And that's not dealing with the issues of Black voters taken off the voter roll, closed polls in Black districts, fraud in military ballots, the use of accurate voting machines in Republican districts and worn out machines in Democratic ones, the questionable legality of having a partisan campaign director running the election, the "bourgeois riot" paid for by the RNC and staffed by Republican Congressional staff halting the recount, the Supreme Court's ruling that isn't allowed to be precedent, the Supreme Court members who under ABA rules should have recused themselves for their family's working for the RNC...

    Really, I expect more from Slashdot posters than I do from Limbaugh dittoheads. Apparently I shouldn't.

  85. Lies, damned lies and statistics. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The article doesn't really do much to 'debunk' the original story. It's full of lots of quasi-science that doesn't really touch on the real question.

    I would have considered it a proper debunking if it had done a peoper statistical analysis of the deaths -- or something like that. Instead, it simply explained away a couple of the deaths, and hand-waved the others. When the original story went out, I was willing to explain away 3 of the original 11 deaths as 'normal' That still left a cluster of 8 wierd disappearances. This article hand-waved at least one of the deaths that I had already considered 'normal'.

    On the pro-cosnpiracy side of this story:

    A similar story occured in Vancouver: about 50 or 60 women mysteriously disappeared over the last 10 years in Vancouver. Most of these women were drug users and/or prostitutes. The nature of a prostitute's business is such that a prostitute would be a very juicy target for a serial killer (where else can you consistently get a woman to wander off with a stranger to a remote and secluded area?)

    In any case, the Vancouver Police department continued to pooh-pooh complaints of Downtown Eastside residents that these disappearances were unusual. They simply explained it as 'they probably just skipped town'. It wasn't until America's Most Wanted did a story about how Vancouver was a great place to be a serial killer, that they responded at all to the complaints. They still spent a year, or more claiming that it was just a coincidence, despite the fact that a forensic statistician on their own staff found clear evidence of improbability.

    It wasn't until last year that some real manpower was put into the investigation, and this year a pig farmer was charged with the murder of a half dozen or more of the missing prostitutes. This summer police hired a bunch of anthropology students to help look for bone fragments and body bits in the dirt pile on his farm.

    The moral of the story: Just because something MAY be a coincidence, doesn't mean that it is. If you want to prove, or disprove, a conspiracy around this cluster, you need to look at the whole cluster -- not just point out the easily explainable (or more worrisome) deaths and hand-wave about statistics.

    The story at the base of this article neither proves nor disproves the probability of a conspiracy around this cluster of deaths. It simply points out that they're not all unexplainable (something that was clear some time ago).

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    1. Re:Lies, damned lies and statistics. by joak · · Score: 1

      I would have considered it a proper debunking if it had done a peoper statistical analysis of the deaths

      Well, no one can claim the article is rigorously scientific, but I think the valid point is that you can't do a "proper statistical analysis." Or more precisely, you can, but it doesn't tell you anything. Someone could precisley calculate the odds at 20 to one, or 20 million to one, against the murders happening by chance--so what? Neither way does it tell you if there was some common cause. Satistics merely quantify what we don't know. The only way to tell if there's a realted cause is through investigations, which AFAIK haven't found evidence, only non-causal similarities.

    2. Re:Lies, damned lies and statistics. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2
      With a proper statistical analysis, a 1-in-a-million designation doesn't mean that it happened 300 times today. It means that -- given that it happened -- there's a 0.0001% chance that it's a coincidence.

      In other words, it would be VERY worth spending the manpower to investigate a 1-in-1million 'coincidence' unless there's some collateral indication that it really is a mistake (e.g. some Darwin Award deaths).

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  86. Yes, wonderful point by Featureless · · Score: 1

    And in fact, one of the first things people learn in basic statistics/probability classes is how many striking blind spots the human mind has for math. It's why Vegas works, and its probably part of why we tend to systemmatically misunderstand how "coincidental" things really are (or aren't).

  87. You're all Enron's sheep by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 2


    Apparently you're too clueless to be aware of the crime pulled off by Katherine Harris (Florida Secretary of State, overseer of the state board of elections). Her office directed the company doing voter roll processing to bar ~30,000 eligible voters from exercising their constitutional right to elect their government officials (probably because they would mostly vote Democrat).

    There is no direct linkage to this act in the conspiracy to elect Bush. But its obviously an illegal manipulation of the the electoral process in order to elect Republicans, and it probably made the difference in the presidential election.

    Finally, the only agency that can pursue a criminal case against Harris is the US Attorney General's office. It's head, John Ashcroft was appointed by the current US President. The federal gov't has chosen to pursue legal action against local election officials, but not Harris.

    Still need a clue?

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  88. Another thing that's like gambling... by MegaFur · · Score: 1
    It's called intermittent (partial) reinforcement. It's the same reason many people are addicted to gambling.
    Surfing for porn on the Internet can work in the same way as a gambling addiction too. Trust me, I know.

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  89. Big leaps bypass small details by DeeAyeVeeE · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the article:

    "'a surprising concurrence of events, perceived as meaningfully related, with no apparent causal connection.' In other words, pure happenstance. Yet by merely noticing a coincidence, we elevate it to something that transcends its definition as pure chance. We are discomforted by the idea of a random universe. Like Mel Gibson's character Graham Hess in M. Night Shyamalan's new movie ''Signs,'' we want to feel that our lives are governed by a grand plan."

    The definition of coincidence (which starts the quote above) says "no APPARENT connection" (my emphasis). The author is factually incorrect, by their own definition, in saying that "no apparent connection" equals "pure happenstance" (the definition of happenstance is, by the way, "A chance circumstance").

    The author then bounces from this shaky springboard into a big leap indeed: the assertion that a person who thinks that something without an "apparent" connection might have a hidden of obfuscated connection is equal to "want(ing) to feel that (their) lives are governed by a grand plan." The rest of the article merely strives to make the reader feel better about this supposed personal weakness.

    The article, then, is essentially designed to make the reader feel foolish for considering the possibility of a connection, and in fact suggests that those who consider the possibility of a connection are merely trying to make themselves seem more important to themselves than they are.

    This is inappropriate, for a simple reason embodied in the hackneyed phrase "Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you". The reason is this: Cause and Effect is a real, everyday occurance. The absence of immediate and irrefutable proof is not cause for dismissal of the possibily of correlation (and potentially causation). If it were, police detectives wouldn't bother investigating crimes -- the lack of immediate and irrefutable proof would be sufficient to rule out guilt.

    Instead, I have found (in my own limited life experience) that those who avoid arguments against the allegation, and instead present arguments against he/she making the allegation (as this author is doing), are unable to refute the allegation. Instead, I have found that this inability generally stems from their being:

    (a) convinced that they know more than the person with the opposing viewpoint (the closeminded and/or cynical)

    (b) lacking sufficient knowledge to refute the allegation, but unable to stay uninvolved (the ignorant and/or nosy) or

    (c) aware that the allegation is potentially/partially/completely correct yet is in a position where they must refute the allegation (the guilty and/or the paid off).

    Please note that my argument above does not prove that there IS a connection, any more than the article in question proves that there is NOT. My point is simply that the author is either cynical, close-minded, ignorant, nosy, guilty or paid off, and can thusly be safely ignored by intelligent people who are considering the issue for themselves.

  90. Re:strange... by Rothfuss · · Score: 1

    Nice to see someone reads...

    And yet:

    Moderation Totals: Flamebait=1, Troll=1, Insightful=4, Funny=1, Overrated=2, Total=9.

    Apparently Feynman wasn't as clever as he thought.

  91. The problem is this... by cheesestraws · · Score: 1

    ... people want there to be conspiracy theories so that there's a distinction between "us" and "them". Nobody wants to admit it's "us" doing the bad things - a sinister panel of people in a darkened room is a much more convincing force for bad than "ordinary people".

  92. Re:OT. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    "well when blender goes Open it will be better than lightwave so pffft !"

    Yeah because we all know how much better 'Open' software becomes than commercial. *eyeroll*

  93. Judgement day in 2023? by Galahad · · Score: 1

    Gurney is the author of ''The Cassandra Prophecy: Armageddon Approaches,'' a book that uses clues from the Bible to calculate that Judgment Day will occur in or about the year 2023.
    Isn't that when time_t rolls over? Fixing y2k was hard, but this...damn!

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    1. Re:Judgement day in 2023? by Art+Deco · · Score: 1

      No, for signed 32 bit integers time_t fills up in 2038. If we are still using time_t by then I'll bet we will be using more than 31 bits to hold it. I'm not aware of any future events that have been accurately predited by interpreters of Bible prophecies. In general after the fact world events are interpreted as fulfilling prophecies but even these corrolations require a certain amount of imagination to tie together.

  94. I can't believe it! by bytesmythe · · Score: 1

    That's the SAME combination I have on my luggage!

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  95. Re:OT. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    Yet, nobody who developed apache's making any money.

    Perl better than VB? Let's see, I can write a quick little app with a visual interface rather quickly in VB. And Perl can.. uh.. script? Heh.

    ROFLMAO

  96. Re:OT. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    Why do you wanna cripple mouse support by only supporting prompts?

  97. Re:OT. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    Do I even care? I can use VB to write apps useful to ME for what I am doing NOW. My only point is Perl has it's place, VB has it's place elsewhere. There is no 'Vs'.

    Perl is no better than VB at visual stuff than VB is better than Perl at scripting and efficiency.

    There, settled, grow up and move on.

  98. Re:OT. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    Don't needta. Windows 2000 is just fine for what I'm doing today. When I have time to play I'll investigate Linux.

    Even if Linux was supercalifragilistic (and it's not, I have a box running it at work.), there's still the following problems:

    1.) I run Lightwave. LW is PC/Mac only.
    2.) I run Photoshop and After Effects. See point 1
    3.) I play with new hardware quite often. New hardware is best supported in Windows 2000. Sorry.
    4.) I do a lot of web based stuff. Windows provides the best experience for the internet. Sorry.
    5.) I'm already up and running, I don't have the time to start over with a brand new OS just so i can gain popularity points wiht Slashdot.
    6.) See point 5.
    7.) See pooint 6.

    Get my drift?

  99. Re:OT. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    1.) No there are not. You have Maya and Softimage. That's it. They both cost more, plus they have inferior renderers. Oops, $5,000 for Renderman to fix that

    2.) Gimp isn't quite there yet, tried it.

    3.) any.

    4.) SSL does not a web experience make. Did you miss all of the 'all sites are designed for IE nowadays' thread that happened about 4 times in the last month?

    5.) Im not bashing anything. It is a fact: Installing Linux will not improve anything I'm doing today. End of story. If you're offended by that comment, grow up! For what I do, Windows wins.

    6.) Actually I have used Linux, that's how I know it won't help me. I'm fully qualified to comment on it, thank you. I'm running an Apache Webserver on RedHat as a matter of fact. I love it for that, hate it as a desktop OS. Sorry, Windows wins there. I'd be a real idiot if I switched to Linux.

  100. Re:OT. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    BTW, I have one more comment to make about #6: You have no idea what all I do with my computer. You have no idea what's involved in making 3D animation. How can you honestly expect to know more than I do about what I need? It's called zealousy.

    The only reason you're bothering to reply to me at all is because you can't stand the idea that Linux just isn't for everybody. Sorry! It still has some evolving to go through.

  101. Re:OT. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    "no actually i couldnt care less if you use/like linux. my point is very simple your sig is making a statement that is untrue."

    Um yes, my statement is very true. Linux won't help me.

    " you obviously think because you have a webserver running the most bloated and commercial flavor of linux that you know linux."

    Okay.. so based on your logic, I don't know that After Effects really does exist for Linux. I also don't know that Photoshop is available for Linux. (and no, not Gimp. Used it. It sucks.) I'm also unaware that Lightwave is running on Linux with full i386 plug-in support.

    My mistake, you're right, Linux will solve all my problems. I'll start installing it right away!

  102. Re:OT. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    "and i dont give a good hoot nany weather you agree with me or not. you just imply there is no alternative on linux, - WRONG !"

    Im not implying there are no alternatives on Linux, I said that it wont solve my problems! Can't you read?

  103. Re:OT. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    "what i said was simply that our sig comes off as saying there is no good rendering software for linux - and thats wrong"

    It shouldn't. It should come off as saying "It wont solve my problems". Cos that's what I meant.

    It's silly to think I meant there's no alternatives. I talk about Maya and Renderman (completley superior to Lightwave) all the time. Those run on Linux. :P