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Internet-enabled Robot to Mow Lawns

prostoalex writes "Researchers at Massey University in New Zealand built a lawnmower operated via the Internet. The device currently needs physical boundaries of the lawn, but later this year it will be able to navigate. Here's the page of Glenn Bright, the researcher quoted in the article, unfortunately, the links to the research group and list of projects appear to be broken."

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  1. Cool by Daimaou · · Score: 1

    Now I have even more reason to sit in front of my computer.

  2. Didn't they try this in the movie version ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Didn't they try this in the movie version ... by JPriest · · Score: 1

      You can already buy an automated automated lawnmower ($500) but you have to put up parimiter wire (on page) to contain it.

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    2. Re:Didn't they try this in the movie version ... by LobsterMagnet · · Score: 1

      I AM GOD(of mowing lawns).

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  3. Can you cut your lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    21 percent faster with Opera?

  4. Great idea! by Mad+Quacker · · Score: 1

    Until somebody cracks your computer and goes on a rampage mowing down little children..

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    1. Re: Great idea! by Antity · · Score: 1

      The Bastard Lawn Mowers From Hell?

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  5. Would be nice to hack one of these.. by Antity · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just imagine:

    • Go west
    • Go west
    • Go north
    • Mow monster
    • Go north
    • Examine roses
    • Mow roses
    • Go east
    • Look innocent.
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    1. Re:Would be nice to hack one of these.. by Loligo · · Score: 1


      Are you mowing the yard or playing Zork?

      -l

    2. Re: Would be nice to hack one of these.. by Antity · · Score: 1

      Are you mowing the yard or playing Zork?

      This is an IP capable mower, after all. :-)

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    3. Re: Would be nice to hack one of these.. by Loligo · · Score: 2

      >>Are you mowing the yard or playing Zork?

      >This is an IP capable mower, after all. :-)

      Ooh. So it's a MUD. Gotcha.

      -l

    4. Re:Would be nice to hack one of these.. by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like a MUD. Imagine someone accidently logging on to it and thinking it's a MUD...

      Go east.
      Go south.
      Go west.
      Kill dog.
      Skin corpse.

    5. Re:Would be nice to hack one of these.. by Sabalon · · Score: 2
      Ah...but it works at night as well, so...

      • Go west
        It is dark and you are in danger of being eaten by a grue.
  6. Why in New Zealand? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do they need an autonomous grass-cutting machine in NZ? Can't you just tie a sheep to a pole in the center of your yard and have him eat the grass for you?

    GMD

    1. Re:Why in New Zealand? by Stonehand · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Perhaps they're busy being sheared by another robot?

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    2. Re:Why in New Zealand? by sys$manager · · Score: 1

      Only if you have a circular lawn. You could use two poles if your lawn was elliptical.

    3. Re:Why in New Zealand? by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      Not if the circle was big enough that the lawn would be inscribed within the circle. But you'd need fences or else it'll eat other lawns.

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    4. Re:Why in New Zealand? by rediguana · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can't you just tie a sheep to a pole in the center of your yard and have him eat the grass for you?

      Cause sheep have a habit of shitting on the lawn :) Oh, and tied to a pole, your sheep would be easy pickings for any passing Australian, especially that Crocodile Hunter bloke...

    5. Re:Why in New Zealand? by Loligo · · Score: 4, Funny

      >Oh, and tied to a pole, your sheep would be easy
      >pickings for any passing Australian, especially
      >that Crocodile Hunter bloke...

      "Crikey! Now he's REALLY pissed off! I won't be using my thumb this time, though..."

    6. Re:Why in New Zealand? by MayorDefacto · · Score: 1

      You do, of course, realise that Australia and New Zealand are two different countries? There is as much distance between Sydney and Auckland as there is between Los Angeles and Kansas city, and only a couple hundred miles less than the distance between London and Moscow! Two completely separate places, man.

    7. Re:Why in New Zealand? by KrancHammer · · Score: 1


      You do, of course, realise that Australia and New Zealand are two different countries?

      Not meaning to feed the trolls or anything, but I think the guy knows that New Zealand and Australia are two different countries, given the .nz domain in his e-mail addy. I pretty much think he was making a friendly poke at Australians It's really too bad that there is not a humor tag in html...

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    8. Re:Why in New Zealand? by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      I would think it would only work if your backyard was in the shape of a circle though

    9. Re:Why in New Zealand? by rediguana · · Score: 2

      You do, of course, realise that Australia and New Zealand are two different countries? Two completely separate places, man.

      Doesn't the .nz in my email address give it away? :) As a Kiwi living in Washington, DC who has many friends in Australia, and has been back and forwards across the Tasman at least 10 times in the past 3 years, I've got a reasonable understanding of our countries place in the world. And from what I've seen, I know that Australians like our sheep better, because we treat them nicely!

    10. Re:Why in New Zealand? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Why do they need an autonomous grass-cutting machine in NZ? Can't you just tie a sheep to a pole in the center of your yard and have him eat the grass for you?"

      Must...resist...propagating..NZ....stereotype... .

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    11. Re:Why in New Zealand? by Nyarly · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because sheep don't have a length setting. Your options are "no roots" or "haven't eaten that yet." Beastly creatures. All the intelligence of a turkey. Tastier though...

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    12. Re:Why in New Zealand? by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      Depends on your neighbors, I guess.

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  7. Powered by MS? by usurper_ii · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't wait to see the virus that makes it mow down all the people in my address book!

    1. Re:Powered by MS? by Guido69 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it will then be able to dial 911 for the victims. It really was a feature, just implemented in the wrong device.

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  8. Operated via the internet? by FortKnox · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Via the internet?!?

    Is that a good idea?

    One script kiddie, and you could lose a few toes!

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  9. The last thing a true geek needs... by BgJonson79 · · Score: 3, Funny

    is a machine to mow the lawn. For the love of God... it's the only exercise I get!

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  10. Microsoft Announces XP based Lawn Control Services by freerangegeek · · Score: 1, Funny

    Where do you want to mow today?

  11. We Kiwis don't need lawn mowers.... by kinko · · Score: 2

    ... what do you think we have all those sheep for?

    (You Aussies are not allowed to answer this question!).

    1. Re:We Kiwis don't need lawn mowers.... by mkaltner · · Score: 1

      I hear that's also why you don't need girlfriends, either... LOL I just had to, sorry.

  12. Real Racers by jukal · · Score: 2
    Why don't you have a look at my Real Racer's insanity as well. Remore (as in REMOTE) controlled cars. Here's an introduction.

    Do you think we have reached the climax of reality in gaming? Well, you were wrong so read on. This article contains cooking intructions for games that mix physical reality, virtual world and interaction using techniques and devices available of-the-shelf.

    1. Re:Real Racers by jukal · · Score: 2
      > I don't like to be told what to do. I will not look at your "real racer." Instead, I will mix physical reality, virtual world, and interaction by taking powerful hallucinogens

      Isn't it great to live in a free country ;)

    2. Re:Real Racers by mrseigen · · Score: 1

      Mix these with a pair of Glasstrons and we may have the beginning of a "rigger" system. Shadowrun is coming true! o.o

    3. Re:Real Racers by jukal · · Score: 2

      Well, you misunderstood most parts of the parody. It must be because of my bad english. I am too lazy to explain now, and it's not probably even worth it.

  13. this is also old... by edrugtrader · · Score: 2

    so old in fact there there are commercial products available already that DO navigate on their own.

    and other than the slashdot 'contect everything to the internet' mentality, WHY do i need my lawnmower hooked up to the internet?

    if you say something like 'to get blade spin data and average grass length' or something idiotic like that, well you could just USB enable it, and download the data when you were finished. a 'mowbot' should not be required to be controlled.

    another stupid /. story...

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    1. Re:this is also old... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      because you can't walm and can't afford someone else to do it.
      because you are out of town for a month.
      because you ahve mower on each green and you don't want to pay people to mow them
      because you want to be able to over-ride a lawn-mower that navigate on there own.

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    2. Re:this is also old... by Restil · · Score: 2

      From what I recall, the internet capabilities reside mostly on the ability to start and stop the mower, at which point it's a random wander around and mow everything within set boundaries. Even if it were scriptkiddied, the most you could do is turn it on at unscheduled time, unless more precise control was available. Other than the internet based option, lawn mowers that do exactly this are available as consumer products.

      As for the mentality that all toasters should be online, it seems silly, and I can agree to some point, even though my website is devoted to this very activity. The internet is simply an additional medium through which you can control your appliances. And while 99.99% of the time, you're going to turn your oven on and off while standing in front of it, there could be times you wish you could turn it off while you were away. Forget to close your garage? Forget to set the VCR to record something? Front door locked? Want to give the AC a 15 minute head start? None of these features are REQUIRED, but they add benefits to our lives, sometimes in unexpected ways. To deny the possible because it serves no immediate useful purpose, will fail to inspire someone else to take some halfbaked idea and turn it into the next remarkable invention that we can't live without.

      You don't need YOUR lawn mower on the internet. And right now, neither does anyone else. But there will always be those that will find it beneficial, and someday you may directly or indirectly reap the benefits as well.

      -Restil

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    3. Re:this is also old... by edrugtrader · · Score: 3, Insightful

      sorry to do this and seem arguementative:
      2 of your reasons are based on money... if you can afford a mowbot, you can afford *$5* to some neighborhood kid that will use his own lawnmower and gas... (wear and tear on your mowbot would probably be equal, plus you would have to put the money up front just to HAVE it!)

      so money as a reason: NO.

      next: navigation.
      if you want to control your lawmower, PUSH IT. if you want a radio control lawnmower, those are available. the reason to have this mowbot is unattended mowing.

      so navigation as a reason: NO.

      now the vacation one is interesting... yes you are gone for a month, and being able to go to mymower.com and send it out would be nice. downside: you would have to leave it out in your yard with a power source (battery) that will probably die by month end. also because after you say "MOW MY LAWN" it has to be outside or able to get outside to mow it and go around your yard. what i'm getting at: someone is going to steal your lawnmower. solution: GPS TRACKING! now we have a $2,000 lawnmower that is going to get stole, that needs to be manually overridden to work right, just so we can save $5 and help a hard working kid make a few bucks.

      friend, you are a moron.

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    4. Re:this is also old... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      By that argument I could also AFFORD to run cable all over my house but I prefer 802.11b (Thank god for cisco and leap).. you're forgetting the coolness factor.

    5. Re:this is also old... by DustMagnet · · Score: 1

      I think the main benfit to this mower having an internet connection, is that it gets more press that way. As far as I can tell that's the only reason Slashdot covered it, since automated mowers are old news.

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  14. DOS by nairnr · · Score: 1

    Chalk up another excuse not to mow the lawn. It is currently being DOS'ed...

  15. Imagine that... by ryanvm · · Score: 5, Funny

    unfortunately, the links to the research group and list of projects appear to be broken.

    Yeah, apparently something cut the fiber line to their ISP.

  16. New Zealand University develops Slashdot defense by digital_freedom · · Score: 2

    Researchers at Massey University in New Zealand unveiled a new defense against Denial of Service (DoS) attacks. Popuar tech website, Slashdot is a well known attacker to many small sites. The defense employs a technique known as broken links to prevent such attacks. The groups plans to patent the technique and license the technology to several security firms.

  17. LawnSpam by kmahan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next thing spammers will be sending spam to the Mowbot -- which will reciprocate by mowing the spam message into the lawn. The neighbors will be all over my case for the 6' (obnonus: 2m) letters spelling out porn sites and make money fast scams.

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  18. Robot Lawn Mowers by Star+Stealing+Girl · · Score: 2

    This really isn't a new thing - the sharper image has been selling robot lawn mowers for a few years now. Just say the words "robot" and "internet" in the same sentence, and suddenly it becomes a slashdot article. . .

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  19. Couldn't Xena ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    just use her shakra to cut the lawn?

    Why don't Kiwis use the resources they have?

  20. Well, if the editors were impressed with THAT ... by Hayzeus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...surely they'd be even more impressed with this . I mean, geez -- is the mowbot thing really news?

  21. Great! by Duck_Taffy · · Score: 1

    Now if only I could get an internet operated kitchen sink so that it could wash my dishes while I was away :)

    Or perhaps internet-operated borg assassins with built-in wi-fi :D

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    1. Re:Great! by bob65 · · Score: 1

      dishwasher with timer delay?

    2. Re:Great! by Duck_Taffy · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't fit in my apartment, and it would still require me to load the dishes and soap :)

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  22. What about SSL? by Antity · · Score: 1

    It is operated through a web page, according to the article. But what about encryption? Do you want somebody to sniff your password and let your lawn mower go berzerk?

    Try to explain this to a lawyer...

    The next step is an automatic vacuum cleaner, Bright said.

    Sure. I'm looking forward for the pr0n spam mails for this device...

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  23. Join the opposition by Subcarrier · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hear there's a strong grass roots movement against it.

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    1. Re:Join the opposition by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      Ouch... (-1, Awful Pun) or maybe (+1, Awful Pun) Decisions, decisions.

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  24. I'm going to pass on the mower by Target+Drone · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the article: The mower was developed in collaboration with lawnmower and chainsaw company Husqvarna

    I'm going to wait for the remotely operated chainsaw.

    1. Re:I'm going to pass on the mower by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      I'm going to wait for the remotely operated chainsaw.

      Combine that with the flying robot and we'll be unstoppable.

    2. Re:I'm going to pass on the mower by spencerogden · · Score: 1

      No no no no. Combined with This!

  25. Been around a long time. by Caine · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hmm, the family which we traditionally celebrate midsummer eve with have had one of these for ages (at least 5 years). As far as I know it wasn't internet connected though, but could navigate their yard without problems, cutting the grass suitably as it went (and they have a big yard with lots of trees). They do live near Huskvarna, Småland in Sweden though (where the mower in the article was manufactured) so it's possible it was some kind of prototype they've gotten their hands on.

    1. Re:Been around a long time. by Hast · · Score: 2

      I was thinking about this too. Since I've seen those before. But I think this is a new model.

      The old one didn't use a camera, it had one of those "electric fenses" you dig down. Put it a few inches into the ground and the mower detects it when it gets close.

      Those were on all the time though. And were solar powered. (They were programmed to stop if it rained and such though. And could "go home" to recharge if needed.)

      They have some stuff on their page about it in Swedish and in English. (The Swedish version contains more info, and a flash demo to boot.)

      Last I saw they were developing a vacuum cleaner as well. Well, there are working prototypes, but I haven't heard of any available for purchase.

  26. been ther done that. by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    robot lawnmowers have been around for at LEAST 20 years. I made one back in the 80's from a series in Byte magazine using a KIM-1 as the brain.

    or a simple search on google gives hundreds of ready to buy models... Like this one here

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    1. Re:been ther done that. by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      http://www.friendlymachines.com/ is the link that was supposed to be in that post....

      Gotta love how slashcode will butcher things... although I guess I shoulda pressed preview

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  27. I can see the headline by rbgaynor · · Score: 1

    Internet-enabled Robot to Mow Lawns - becomes addicted to pr0n instead, grass now 3 feet high.

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    1. Re: I can see the headline by Antity · · Score: 1

      Internet-enabled Robot to Mow Lawns - becomes addicted to pr0n instead, grass now 3 feet high.

      Did you say "Futurama"? :-)

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    2. Re:I can see the headline by questionlp · · Score: 1

      So that's why it's beating around the bush and there were grass stains on the bamboo shoots. Also, why do I have this $100 bill for some oil/lube?

  28. Re:Sad by geekoid · · Score: 2

    so your saying people withpout legs are lazy for not getting out and pushing there lawn mower themselves?
    how about greens keepers?
    instead of looking for a reason to complain, perhaps you should try to put some thought into the why question first.
    I know people who are very physical, but they hate mowing there lawn.

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  29. Re:Sad by boomer_rehfield · · Score: 1

    You sound like your trying to convince yourself....

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  30. Re:Sad by Subcarrier · · Score: 2

    Look, all you need is a wheel barrow, 50 pounds of ballast, some optics, a couple of Bluetooth modules or wireless LAN cards, a few other odds and ends, and you can hack together a bloody big mouse that you can push around your basement. Much cooler, geekier, and totally free of insectoid interference.

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  31. Obstacles? by Kakarat · · Score: 1
    I wonder if it will take in consideration to all the obstacles of a common yard...garden hoses, the kid's bikes, dog crap, a battlemech treehouse...

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    1. Re:Obstacles? by mrseigen · · Score: 1

      Who cares about the kid's bikes?

      What about the KIDS? Even though most of the robot mowers out today have proximity systems that shut off the blades if it detects something trying to get close to it and reach underneath (pets, children).

      Hmm... I'm smelling video game/horror movie marketing opportunity here.

  32. what happens if the darn thing segfaults? by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 1

    Then it's your prized orchids that are cut and not the grass?

  33. Great thing. by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 2

    So when you order the mower to get her lawn ornaments that you have hated for so long, you can throw your hands up and say "well, I loved that little windmill too, but honey, ITS THESE DARN HACKERS."

  34. It won't work by websaber · · Score: 1

    All these ideas are never usable because of power concerns. The science has been there for years but who is going to want a mower that can only mow for 30 minutes before a recharge? How about after two years when the battery is down to 10 minutes? All of these technologies will only become worth while when fuel cells take off. Mow the lawn take, take a drink of hydrogen, chase some children down the street due to "erroneous user commands"

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  35. Re:Sad by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, there are a lot of starving children in Africa who would be benefited by much less effort than what went into this device that will lead to many premature deaths through sloth and gluttony.

    What an excellent idea! I'll replace my robotic internet-enabled lawnmower with starving kids from Africa! Any lawn clippings they don't eat, they can send home to their families.

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  36. I can see this from here by stere0 · · Score: 2

    % date
    Sun Aug 18 09:46:36 CEST 2002
    % ping -f -s 65000 lawnmower.in.neighbor.net
    ............^C

    Wow!

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  37. Mow-bot... TRANSFORM!! by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Besides the coolness of an autonomous lawnbot, BOY, WHEN CAN WE INSTALL LINUX ON ONE OF THESE?! Yeah, it's a troll and I'm lovin' every minute of it :)

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  38. all your grass... by tandr · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who cannot wait till some 12-old c8l h4x0r will make all neighbornhoods lawn mowers to cut HIS grass 5 times a week ?

  39. Good Troll! by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 2


    I particularly liked the Fortune 500 part.

    Insulting Linux, of course, is standard.

  40. Re:Sad by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

    "Even though I'm a top programmer at a Fortune 500 company and write open source software in my spare time, I cherish mowing my lawn as an excuse to be outside and enjoy the great outdoors."

    How many hours are in your day man? I only get 24...

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  41. theft by Casca · · Score: 2

    I wonder what security devices they will use on the things. It would kind of suck to have someone stop by and toss your $3000 dollar lawn mower in their trunk, and drive off, while you watch helplessly from the Internet.

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  42. Re:Sad by ciaohound · · Score: 1

    You assume most people use push mowers. I see plenty who use riding mowers, getting no cardio benefits and breathing in vast amounts of carbon monoxide from the exhaust. How can you ride your mountain bike if your free time is spent mowing the lawn?

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  43. The perfect method of control! by TrollsamaBinLaden · · Score: 1

    I am just waiting for MowZilla! Just don't run beta releases around small children.

  44. Insert Obligatory 'Lawnmower Man' Reference Here by guttentag · · Score: 3, Funny
    August 16, 2003 - Internet-Enabled Lawnmower Man becomes self aware

    August 17, 2003 - has sex with unsuspecting client. Dissatisfaction with the incident leads to the creation of a companion: Internet-Enabled Chainsaw Woman

    August 18, 2003 - The Ambiguously-Lawnmowing-Chainsawing Duo begin a massive telemarketing scheme to take over the world

  45. www.automower.com by QuantumRiff · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is the sight for the lawnmower, however, it does not mention connections to the internet. Perhaps it is the base model that the university modified?

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  46. hah! by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

    nice troll though

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  47. Karel the Robot by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

    Couldn't they get Karel the Robot to do this?

    OK, he would have to do something with his beepers, and he is physically challenged (what with his inability to turn left), but still!

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  48. The "Sad" Dilemma by lildogie · · Score: 2

    Pasty basement Linux hackers?

    "I'm a top programmer at a Fortune 500 Company and write open source software in my spare time...I cherish mowing my lawn"

    "Growing Problem of Obesity in America"

    "Starving Children in Africa"

    "Even Theo DeRaadt..."

    *** The real dilemma ***: should this me modded up as "Funny" or modded down as "Troll"???

  49. Re: Sad by smcn · · Score: 1
    You know, there are a lot of starving children in Africa who would be benefited by much less effort than what went into this device that will lead to many premature deaths through sloth and gluttony.

    THIN THE HERD. There's already global overpopulation, why are we trying to save these kids?
  50. Mow the lawn? by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1

    Isn't "mowing the lawn" supposed to be a romantic thing? I know if i'm with the GF in the shower and instead of little scissors I bust out RobotBoxMower2002, I can put myself in /dev/null/ for the night.

  51. lawn mowing foolery by obotics · · Score: 1

    What if you accidentally run over the CAT5 with your mower!?

  52. Prior art.. by gatekeep · · Score: 2

    I remember reading about this in one of those airling expense toys catalogs. There's a similar thing that works a little differently. You bury a cable around the edges of your lawn, and around trees/shrubs/non-mowed areas. Put this thing out there and it does it's business, turning whenever it encounters the underground cable. At $500 it's not all that much more expensive than a decent mower already is.
    It's not internet enabled, but is it really all that safe to be mowing remotely anyhow? At least sit in the hammock with a cold brew and make sure it doesn't hit your neighbor's kids or something.

    Here's some links;
    Robomower w/ video of it in action!
    Robomower

  53. Think laser mower by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 1

    The laser mower would be more efficient than a robot. You place a laser in the middle of your yard and when you flip the switch, it rotates and makes one 360 degree pass and your're done.

    BTM

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    1. Re:Think laser mower by Cluster+Wrangler · · Score: 1

      you're done... mowing: The lawn, flowers, fence and mailbox. The tires of the cars in the drieway and street. The house from the foundation. The neighbor's house. Not to mention taking out everyone in the vicinity at the ankles.

  54. Anyone get the same fortune as me? by thermostat42 · · Score: 1

    After reading the headline, I scrolled down, glanced at the fortune line which was:

    Robot, n.: University administrator.

    Now, that I'd like to see. . . "Chancellor, you missed a patch over by the garden!"

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  55. Photograph here: by coljac · · Score: 2
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  56. Re:Sad by Xerithane · · Score: 2

    I know people who are very physical, but they hate mowing there lawn.


    I'll second that, and I'm one of them. I prefer to get my physical labor in a gym or training area. Mowing lawns makes my allergies act up severely, and I get to spend the next 24 hours inside waiting to be able to breath and see again.

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  57. Re:New Zealand University develops Slashdot defens by styrotech · · Score: 1

    Clever move that was - Massey University is in New Zealand, but they sneakily use a decoy link that points to a South African university.

    In the spirit of Yale vs Princeton, I wonder if the SA university will charge Massey with attacking them with a DDOS.

  58. Re:Sad by superpeach · · Score: 1

    Can't anybody even remotely associated with Linux these days just be allowed to enjoy the beautiful outdoors?

    Yes, but driving for a few hours, getting on a ferry overnight, then driving another 6 hours just to cut the lawn is a bit over the top. My parents got a little farm house in France, but still live in the UK until they retire. I set up a little box there with a few webcams so they could see what was going on, and later it got a few relays attached to it so they could water the garden and play with the lights, also temperature monitoring/control. At the moment a friend who lives in France is going up to the house to cut the lawn, parents feel a bit guilty sometimes getting him to look after the house most of the year - we decided a remote control lawnmower would be a good thing a few weeks ago.

  59. Yeah, I already have one of those by miguel_at_menino.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, I already have an internet-connected robot that mows the lawn. It's called a teenager.

  60. Not quite ready for primetime. by chinton · · Score: 2

    unfortunately, the links to the research group and list of projects appear to be broken

    Great, the lawnbot can't even tell the difference between a T1 and grass...

    On a related note, the cheif research assistant was also missing his wallet, dog, and 2 children.

  61. I want that job! by Ruis · · Score: 1
    "What our technology allows us to do is to control lawnmowers and other robotic devices while people are away at work," Massey University's Glen Bright told Reuters.
    It looks like they also are selling the service to mow your lawn with this thing while you're away. I wonder how many unemployeed geeks could go work for this company and mow lawns for a living. I never thought I'd want to mow lawns for a living, but if I can telecommute, that's all good.
  62. Why? by Rorschach1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    12 million sheep in a country of 3 million people and they still need to cut grass mechanically?

    1. Re:Why? by jfanning · · Score: 1

      Actually it is closer to 47 million sheep!

  63. Just one step to the Terminator by Cluster+Wrangler · · Score: 1

    A network controlled lawnmower... I guess if you flipped it over like a helicopter and added a gatling gun you would have one of those hovering killers from the movie Terminator. Add some AI to the controlling box and presto! Maybe a webcam on the mover with some motion recognition code. Frontend it with a small cluster and... Sounds like a weekend project!

  64. I can't think of a non-flame response by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

    So I'm just going to flame: You're a retard.

    If you think mowing the lawn constitutes good physical excersize, you need to get your head screwed on straight. It is perfectly possable, and even fairly common to be someone that likes to get excersize through somehting like riding a bike, walking, going to a club and not want to waste your time on a mundane activity like mowing the lawn which is not good excersize.

    As for your starving children thing, I'll again repeat my first statement: You're a retard. People have a right to work in the field they want. Personally, I work on giving network access to university students. It's my damn choice and I'm not a horrable individual just because I'm not in the peace corp.

    Speaking of which if you care so much how about you quit whining on Slashdot, get off your lazy ass and join the peace corp. Stop whining that other people need to save the world and go save it yourself.

  65. /dev/lawnmower by talonyx · · Score: 1, Redundant

    talon@khi.local:/root# cat /proc/lawnmower/stats

    internet-mower ready.
    gastank: 80%
    garage door: open

    talon@khi.local:/root# echo "mow.begin" > /dev/lawnmower

    talon@khi.local:/root# webcam-view /dev/lawnmower-cam &

    talon@khi.local:/root# /usr/local/fourier/image-recognize --camera /dev/lawnmower-cam --control /dev/lawnmower --searchfile /root/pretty-woman.3d

    Fourier Image Recognition application
    Scanning with /dev/lawnmower-cam for occurences matching pattern in /root/pretty-woman.3d

    Optimal camera search parameters calculated. Beginning remote control of /dev/lawnmower to patrol premises.

    MPEG video stream will be saved to the local directory when an match occurs.

  66. Remotely-controlled hazards on the internet by jbrunsell · · Score: 1

    I'm really looking forward to more and more dangerous items being hooked up for script kiddies to play with.

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  67. Whole product line... by hugesmile · · Score: 1

    I can just imagine tool companies coming out with whole product lines of internet-controlled lawn and garden tools. My neighbor (we call him Lefty now), has an internet-controlled chain saw. And Lorena down the street bought a hedge clipper from Snap-Off Tools.

  68. I See Unlimited Opportunities by The+Dobber · · Score: 2, Funny

    (Que booming announcer voice)

    Internet enabled snow blower!!
    Internet enabled dog collar!!
    Internet enabled Popeil Pocket Fisherman!!

    Slapping an X10 camera on something will become the equivalent of "case modding"

  69. Long distance monitoring by verloren · · Score: 1

    Cool - now I can be hundreds of miles away and still be able to tell when my expensive free-range lawnmower is being stolen.

  70. Re:Sad by Xerithane · · Score: 1

    You are a sad shell of a man.
    Please qualify.

    Please continue to get your allotted amount of physical activity at the mandated times.
    No such thing as mandated times. Because I prefer to not mow lawns, I'm some form of robot now? Interesting troll. FWIW, I worked on a ranch -- what have you done?

    The rest of your sex will be outside working, playing, sweating, and bloodying ourselves, like we've been doing for thousands of years past.
    So the martial arts tournaments that I've competeted in don't count... right. What do you do? Oh, mow lawns, right? I think we had lawn mowers around a few thousand years ago, too. I love people who open their mouths without knowing a damn thing. Lets go round two, troll.

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  71. An Actual Mowing the Lawn Experience! by rapidweather · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'll put my lawnmower out front, you drop by, pay me $50.00, and I'll crank the mower for you, and you may knock yourself out having your very own "Mowing the Lawn Experience". This thrilling nature-discovery adventure is yours to enjoy, right here in the middle of West Nile Virus Land, with 100 degree heat indexes thrown in for good measure. As your adventure progresses, I'll crank up the Weed-Eater, and you'll have a go at that. Remember, I'm doing the hardest part, cranking up these one-cylinder beasts for you to enjoy. Ear plugs are provided, of course, for those not used to hearing cuss-words that are necessary to get these little &%*$# mowers and weed-eaters cranked. All yours, for only $50.00! Imagine the stories that you'll be able to tell when you are back at poolside at the apartment complex! Offer good until it starts pouring down rain again, and the mosquitoes are encouraged to breed.

  72. Re:I can see it now... by schatten · · Score: 1

    I was actually thinking of getting rid of the neighbor's pesky little kids. "Oops"

    And if its going to be developed by Microsoft, what will happen to bugs and oooh, virii too! Can you imagine that? Mowing the yard, and Mrs. Smith's rose garden next door too?

  73. i can't wait for this..... by Xzisted · · Score: 1

    it brings a whole new spin to the idea of mowing your hot neighbors lawn.

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    Honesty may be the best policy, but apparently by elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy.
  74. Shades of Gary Larson by ewhac · · Score: 1

    "You call that mowin' the lawn? Bad Webmower! No cookie!"

    Schwab

  75. But for chrissake... by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 2

    From the article;

    The mower was developed in collaboration with lawnmower and chainsaw company Husqvarna, part of the Sweden-based AB Electrolux home appliance maker.

    The next step is an automatic vacuum cleaner, Bright said.

    Husqvarna has sold a self-propelled, self-navigating autonomous lawnmower for YEARS.

    The automatic vacuum cleaner (also fully autonomous, fully self-navigating) was introduced over a year ago.

    (Linked pages are in Swedish, sorry about that. I did not find an English page at these companies' sites.)

  76. Wonderful. by Flakeloaf · · Score: 1

    I wonder how it was programmed.... did they ask the robot to teach itself how to mow the lawn? Does it look beneath itself to see if the grass beneath it is too long before cutting? If so, would it just wander onto the driveway and claim success :>?

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  77. I always wished I could build one of these... by ShadowFlyP · · Score: 1

    Whenever my parents would make me mow the lawn when I was younger I always dreamed of building a robot-lawnmower so I didn't have to do it anymore. And don't call me lazy either, I had to mow an acre of hilly grass with a push mower once a week. :)

  78. They don't have any Mexicans. by OhYeah! · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but this thing just never could have been invented in California.

  79. zig-zaggin by tux-sucks · · Score: 1

    I was looking into getting one of the Husqvarna robotic-lawn mowers. The convinience and the cool factor (well, if you have lawn obsessed neighbors like mine it's cool) made it seem pretty inticing, but further research indicated that there were a few problems.

    What this mower does is basically mow your lawn at it's discresion. This is usually done in random zig-zag patterns. If you're a lawn fanatic (Sad but true) or just like having a decent looking lawn that runs straight with smooth, opposing lines, this wont give you the results you want. It basically mows where ever the hell it wants - no asthetics involved. I believe this mower likely uses the same method, and until they get a little more intellegent, I'll stick with the John Deere.

    1. Re:zig-zaggin by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      So, you need an interface to program in a pattern for it to follow. Or maybe you could teach it by pushing it around first...

  80. Lawn Movers using Linux by UnixInPink · · Score: 1

    Unless they try and put linux on it im not interested. ;)

  81. I'm sorry by Nyarly · · Score: 2
    I said to myself "here's another situation where the Slashdot article has missed some crucial detail that make everything clear. Why don't I toddle over to the link and see if I can see why one might want a lawn mower connected to the internet."

    Having done that, I now feel justified in asking WTF is the point of and internet connected lawn mower? Marketing. I'm convinced it's marketing because I can see zero reason that you'd actually want your lawn mower attached to the internet. So that it can order gas refills? So that you can manually start the mower? (Ignorant of the fact that your toddler is playing on the lawn - just out of view of the web-cam that's part of the package.) Or is it really that the mower is just a robot on a timer, with a webcam on your house. For marketing.

    I mean, otherwise, whee, what a fun hack target? What's a better thing to play with over the internet than something that actually moves and cuts things and generally causes mayhem? Simply cannot beat the idea of chasing cats halfway across the world with someone else's robot mower.

    Makes me despair the species, you know?

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    Is there any torture so subl
    1. Re:I'm sorry by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Everything will be connected. More options, more convenience, more knowledge.

  82. Who Made Who... by cpuenvy · · Score: 1

    Has anyone ever seen the lawnmower scene in Maximum Overdrive?

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  83. What I want .... by bryanp · · Score: 1

    ... is a remote controlled lawn mower. Maybe a 12" cutting radius and an RC Car style remote. If you really want to make them sell you make it so that you can snap on shells that look like your favorite NASCAR or whatever other vehicle suits your fancy.

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  84. From neuromancer... by neo · · Score: 2

    one of these things killed some Turing Police who were chasing Case. Shouldn't we have learned by now?!?

  85. Re:Sad by The+Dobber · · Score: 1


    Better yet, Internet Enabled African Children. Starve or feed them from the convienence of your computer. Create your own famine! Pretend your Bob Geldof! Your a god!

    The possibilities are endless

  86. Re:Sad by Anomolous+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1
    I think the only point you have is your single digit IQ score... I don't feel the need to belittle others to make myself feel better.

    Oh, you don't? Maybe you're the one who needs help.

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  87. At the end of the article.. by orbitalia · · Score: 1

    It says :

    The next step is an automatic vacuum cleaner, Bright said.

    But the thing is, (and i made a submission to slashdot about a year ago) dyson (a uk brilliant inventor and industrialist) created and already sells a robotic vacuum cleaner..

    see here for details Dyson

  88. More lawnmower than I need. by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 2

    When it comes to mowing lawns this is all I and every other self-respecting geek really needs.

    That is unless you have five riding mowers , five friends, one big yard and a shitload of paintballs.

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  89. Where's my internet enabled coffee brewer? by The+Evil+Beaver · · Score: 1

    I've been waiting four years now for an internet enabled coffee brewer that uses RFC 2324, Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol!

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  90. I love this idea... by AA0 · · Score: 1

    I can't wait until someone hacks into the robot, now geeks can be murderers too! They won't have to be warded off by their size and lack of muscle anymore, they can just remotely mow people over.

  91. Re:Sad by zoiblot · · Score: 1

    If you're going to have something as unnatural as a manicured field in front of your house, I think you should have to put some effort into keeping it up. Get an appreciation for the fact you are making nature do your bidding. Being the dominant species on the planet is not supposed to be easy!

  92. Re: Sad by blue+trane · · Score: 1

    We should also have suicide centers so those of us who realize we're useless and evolutionary dead ends may kill ourselves more efficiently, thereby saving hospital resources spent on botched suicides, mental health care, etc.