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Windows/NetBIOS pop-up Spam:

bofus writes "This article from Wired News presents a new way to deliver unsolicited advertising content - the MS Windows Messenger service. It appears that the client software hasn't been widely distributed yet, but it's probably only a matter of time before a free clone is circulating. This method could become the delivery method of choice for all kinds of unsolicited junk, given the number of unsecured PCs out there. On the flip side, if you run a relatively secured machine and have some sort of firewall, this probably shouldn't concern you."

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  1. ahh nuts! by Quasar1999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wasn't sure how to take this message...

    Hello, would you like to get laid? Call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx

    alas, now that I know it's spam.. my hopes have been crushed... :(

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    1. Re:ahh nuts! by blonde+rser · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wasn't sure how to take this message...

      Hello, would you like to get laid? Call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx

      alas, now that I know it's spam.. my hopes have been crushed... :(


      Of course I meant it. But you never called :(

    2. Re:ahh nuts! by cioxx · · Score: 2

      I'm available!

      Do you like penguins?

    3. Re:ahh nuts! by Quasar1999 · · Score: 2

      Of course I meant it. But you never called :(

      Why don't you IM me on MSN again? :P

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    4. Re:ahh nuts! by ari_j · · Score: 2

      Was it 900-xxx-xxxx (or some other tolled variant), or not? If you didn't check, then you basically screwed your own chances.

    5. Re:ahh nuts! by tsa · · Score: 2

      I got one such a message as an SMS. It was more civilized ('I like you' instead of 'I wanna get laid') and I was very disappointed to find out it was spam.

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  2. is there an echo in the room by jon787 · · Score: 4, Informative
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  3. what client ?!?1 by Archfeld · · Score: 5, Informative

    try "net send IPADDR"

    it is a cli and batchable, this can be supremely irritating as the only info given with the popup is wins name which is useless unless you are in the same domain/ou.

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    1. Re:what client ?!?1 by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 2

      The client that will probe a network for port 135, then create the batchable list and do it itself.
      Any tool with minimal user thought is valuable to spammers. It beats the hell out of the other options (like thinking or learning how the internet works)

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    2. Re:what client ?!?1 by erpbridge · · Score: 3, Informative

      yes. Make a recursive batch file called a.bat:

      -----------------------
      net send 127.0.0.1 ILoveYou! Kindly read the attached popup from me to you.

      a.bat
      ----------------------

      It'll just run itself over and over again. Doing it from home (384k DSL) to here (typical college maxed out T1) got about 3 per second... your results may vary.

    3. Re:what client ?!?1 by zdzichu · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'd prefer "nmblookup -A ip.of.vic.tim" and "smbclient -M" in some short shell script looping over some big DSL subnets :)

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    4. Re:what client ?!?1 by arivanov · · Score: 2

      Took the words out of my mouth. Though cable is better because you have a valid broadcast address and you have to loop only across the broadcast addresses. The cablecos usually help you by assigning only /24s no matter what the actual need is. Yum... You can walk an entire cableco in several seconds while walking the DSLs IP by IP will take some time.

      Unfortunately some spoilsport ISPs filter the porst in question and have been doing this for up to 5 years now since the days of winnuke.

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    5. Re:what client ?!?1 by Lozzer · · Score: 2

      Do batch files do tail recursion? Or will that overflow a stack eventually? I know which my money is on, albeit from a position of zero knowledge.

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    6. Re:what client ?!?1 by Edgewize · · Score: 2, Informative

      They don't do tail recursion - they do replacement. Running a second batch file will never return control to the first, even if there are more commands left. You have to explicitly say "call xyz.bat" if you want it to return, in which case it uses a stack which runs out *very* quickly.

    7. Re:what client ?!?1 by penguinboy · · Score: 2
      No need to recurse. Just make an infinite loop, like this:

      :top
      net send w.x.y.z "message to send"
      goto top
    8. Re:what client ?!?1 by shogun · · Score: 2

      A net send to 127.0.0.1 goes through a DSL and a T1 link? You must have one VERY large personal computer there...

    9. Re:what client ?!?1 by erpbridge · · Score: 2

      Like I'm really gonna post my real IP so all the anon cowards can get it... It's bad enough that if you know what you're doing, you can get the IP I submitted this from (which is a PPPoE pool IP, so I can change it if I have to, so don't get any smart ideas...)

  4. Secret Weapon by PaddyM · · Score: 4, Funny

    When my friends and I would play Starcraft, the winpopup was my secret weapon ;)

  5. Good article, real funny by LittleBigScript · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I have customers who call me back and tell me they love it and it generates hundreds of calls right away," said Kovacs, who noted blah...blah...blah..

    That sure is a funny way to say "death threats."

    "The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!"
    -Homer Simpson

    1. Re:Good article, real funny by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would it help me with my plan to insult every intelligent being in the universe?

      And will it let me do it in alphabetical order?

    2. Re:Good article, real funny by Dimensio · · Score: 2

      Rule #1: Spammers lie.

      Also, Rule #3 is that spammers are stupid. As a result, spammers lies are always stupid.

  6. It's called a firewall... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Everyone should be running one. A good software for Windows one is Kerio Personal Firewall (Formerly Tiny).

    It'll block everything you don't want if you set it up correctly.

  7. Wonderful... by Dark-One · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I first saw this on my cable modem(before I started using IPTables to share my connection) Then I noticed it on my network on campus. And as I am the administrator I simply blocked the ports on our firewalls. However I can not imagine what students thought when they saw these messages. As a mater of course we disable NT messaging on our servers and all of our faculty/admin machines because its not needed. However I never tought I would need to block it from the internet. But apparently its become a big problem. I have heard from a number of students that they have received these messages, all in one day. I suppose that it just means I have to make our firewall all that more restrictive; which I hate to do.

  8. The Solution by KingAdrock · · Score: 3, Informative

    Is to go into the services panel, and turn off Windows Messenging Service.

    Or we could just bitch about it on /.

    1. Re:The Solution by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 4, Funny

      Clearly you do not see the wisom in HAHAHAAHA!!!1! WINDOZE SUXORS!

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    2. Re:The Solution by spongman · · Score: 4, Informative
      Alternatively, just unbind 'File and Printer sharing' and 'Client for Microsoft Networks' on the dial-up networking item that connects you to the internet. There are still a few legitimate uses of the messenger service that you might still want enabled across your internal network.

      Of course, if you're one of those poor souls running some bastard custom dialer (eg, SBC/EnterNet) then you're SOL.

    3. Re:The Solution by indiigo · · Score: 2

      this is standard first thing, along with alerter and telnet services, that most NT admins do when they build a new box.

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    4. Re:The Solution by ameoba · · Score: 2

      That would be a -really- good idea...

      IF IT WORKED.

      They're not enabled on my 2K box, yet I got a popup spam.

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  9. net send by mrgrey · · Score: 5, Funny
    I get really bored in my NT4 Server class one day and wrote a small stupid batch file that utilized the net send command.

    :one
    net send %1 "crapflood of info"
    goto one


    It was kind of amusing to watch. People would click the OK button on the message and as soon as it went away another popped up. The best thing is the beep that accompanies the message. Oh the assinine joy....

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  10. The Register... by sczimme · · Score: 2, Informative

    ran a story on this yesterday morning:

    El Reg

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  11. Re:SPAM by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Funny
    This is so much more up close and personal than e-mail spam.

    All it will take is a few pr0n campaigns through this thing, and backlash will be quick to follow.

    You might be able to increase the intensity and speed of the backlash by sending a pr0n ad to a machine conennected to a WiFi network during a powerpoint presentation to stockholders or upper management. (teehee!)

  12. How to do it by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 3, Informative

    Real easy to do this stuff... find a win2k or XP box connected directly to the 'net with port 139 open ...

    c:\> net send \\ip_address "message"

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    1. Re:How to do it by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 2

      oops... no double backslashes before the IP address.. sorry

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    2. Re:How to do it by ep32g79 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I discovered the joy's of "net send" back in the eighth grade. I thought it was fun to be able to message my friends at school while they were loged on, admins had disabled the novel send client.

      I soon began to use a batch file to repetedly spam them with messages, a little while later I build a Visual C++ program to allow a user to input the user they wished to spam along with their message and how many times to spam them. It was amazing to watch how fast the program I made spread through the junior high.

      After about a week and a half I was called into the office and suspended for 3 days because roughly 56 people in my class used my program to harass their classmates.

  13. Do yourself a favor - kill this service anyways. by Ian+Wolf · · Score: 5, Informative

    While you're at it disable Remote Registry while you are at it. It truly amazes what services Microsoft deems the average user needs running. I find the whole concept of Remote Registry particularly disturbing.

    "Cool this service allows people to modify my registry remotely, sweet!"

    While I know there are some legitimate and possibly useful reasons to have these services enabled, why on earth are they enabled by default?

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  14. It's already happening... by mrhandstand · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm an admin for one of the larger university's in the south, XXXXXXXXXX.edu (name changed to protect the clueless) that doesn't have a firewall. This is due to the fact it's part of a teaching hospital, and has a historical policy of openness. Last week we recieved a windows popup message across most of the campus containing preformatted SPAM text. I don't know how the formatting was done...but some one else has already started this crap.

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  15. its almost as if... by diesel_jackass · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...we just talked about this :-)

    There were many helpful suggestions in those posts.

  16. Simple fix... by _bug_ · · Score: 4, Informative

    C:\> net stop messenger
    The Messenger service is stopping.
    The Messenger service was stopped successfully.


    Then when you're up for it, just disable the service entirely from the services administration tool. It won't break any workstation functionality.

    So what's next? Spam on my HP Printer?

    1. Re:Simple fix... by Nintendork · · Score: 3, Informative

      If it's not set to manual or disabled, it'll start on the next reboot. On my workstations, I just set it to manual in case I decide to start it momentarily for the purpose of spamming...err, sending cute messages to co-workers.

    2. Re:Simple fix... by TheTomcat · · Score: 5, Funny

      So what's next? Spam on my HP Printer [digitaltrust.it]?

      I've sent messages to random printers before. Back in the days before Napster, there was a P2Pish search engine that scoured the net for open SMB shares. People would often share their whole C drive (retardedly), but the most fun was to send messages like "I'm running out of ink. I'm running out of ink. I'm running out of ink. I'm running out of ink. (etc)" or "You should reall secure your machine.." to remote printers shared to the world over SMB.

      S

    3. Re:Simple fix... by Rev.LoveJoy · · Score: 3, Funny
      for the purpose of spamming...err, sending cute messages to co-workers.
      Don't you mean 'sending messages to cute co-workers?'

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    4. Re:Simple fix... by |<amikaze · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sadly, I sent goatse to a friend of mine who had his printer shared up globally. He later called me, asked me if I had printed a giant gaping ass on his printer, and then asked me to help him fix it.

    5. Re:Simple fix... by loraksus · · Score: 2

      methinks you're missing the point, you can actually change the "ready" and other messages on the printer itself. "79 Service" seems to be a fun one.

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  17. Re:MSN Messanger Alternative by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 5, Informative
    It has nothing to do with MSN Messenger, but the "Messenger" service in Win2k and XP. As in from a cli "Net send..."

    Much worse in my opinion. MSN Messenger could be uninstalled.

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  18. Just to point out the obvious... by Dankling · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What kind of person would read and post on /. without having a secure computer with a firewall. it pretty much comes with the title of nerd to have a secure computer.

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  19. net send slashdot "First post!" by Nintendork · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't tell the spammers that there's already a utility that can abuse the messenger service. There is no such thing as the net.exe command line utility.

  20. Least of your problems. by XorNand · · Score: 4, Informative


    If your NETBIOS ports are open, getting spam should be the least of your worries. You'll be too busy dodging winnuke attacks and fileshare scans/cracking. Close off ports 137 and 138 on any WAN connections. Of course, any competent windows network admin already knows this.

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    1. Re:Least of your problems. by zulux · · Score: 5, Funny

      Close off ports 137 and 138 on any WAN connections. Of course, any competent windows network admin already knows this.

      I can't find a port setting on my NT Lan Manager - what are you talking about?

      Are you useing that TCP/IP thing? That's for hackers on the internet.

      You should be useing NetBEUI - now that's a stable protocall, made by the fine folks at Microsoft. Not one of those "Internet" (read: hacker) protocalls made by one of those unwashed UNIX people.

      I've heard the MSN is going to move to NetBEUI - so I know it's the network protocall of the future!

      If you can't use NetBEUI - at least give Banyan Vines a try. Works great with our Windows for Workgroups!

      Stay away from OS/2 - thats bad Mojo. Amiga people like OS/2 so I know it's bad.

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    2. Re:Least of your problems. by nuxx · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, if you really want to keep people out of your file & printer sharing stuff on a home network, using NetBEUI is a good idea. It's lightweight, fast, and it works just fine. Use IP for your internet stuff, NetBEUI for file & printer sharing.

      Works like a charm and doesn't require any extra software. Hell, you could have the cable modem company's favorate version of multiple machines on a cable modem (modem with multiple IP service plus the client machines all plugged into one hub) using this and you'll still be safe.

    3. Re:Least of your problems. by Nintendork · · Score: 2
      "You'll be too busy dodging winnuke attacks and fileshare scans/cracking."

      Winnuke??? Oh my god, what era are you living in?? I don't think winnuke has even been effective in several years.

      How about bugbear which has recently caused a lot of activity on TCP port 139 as netbios sessions are attempted.

    4. Re:Least of your problems. by nuxx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can't break into a box remotely as NetBEUI is non-routable. You can't even talk to the box. And if you properly set up NetBEUI (eg: removing the NetBIOS binding to TCP/IP), NetBIOS can't have a problem. I'm assuming for the third point you mean NetBEUI won't cooperate with TCP/IP for bandwidth. Nope, but I doubt that the speed you get off your cable modem will be impacted much by whatever is going around your local network with NetBEUI.

    5. Re:Least of your problems. by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 2

      Close off ports 137 and 138 on any WAN connections.

      Have you actually tested this? The messenger service can also be reached via the portmapper-like service on port 135/UDP and some service-specific dynamic UDP port.

  21. Legality? by DesScorp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Couldn't law enforcement nail them for using this kind of method? Assuming the spammers in question could be found, of course? This isn't a case where you visit a website, and an affiliate's popup ad appears. The argument could be made that if you visit a site voluntarily, you can't hold them accountable for popups. And while mail spam is annoying, it's legal if certain procedures are followed (but that's another rant entirely). It seems to me that THIS method is so intrusive as to warrant prosecution. Unfortunately, even if I'm right, it's pissing in the wind to hope for any legal redress. If the internet ever dies, it won't be because of government tyranny or the RIAA. It'll die because people will become so fed up with the spam and porn shoveled at them, they'll just turn it off.

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  22. *NOT* MSN Messenger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is talking about Windows Messaging Service, which is part of Win NT/2K/XP, not the MSN Messenger program.

    Honest mistake though. Oh yeah, and if you're in windows trillian does seem better overall.

  23. Re:MSN Messanger Alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    MSN Messenger and Windows Messaging are two seperate things.

  24. Only "positive" feedback? by gpinzone · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I have customers who call me back and tell me they love it and it generates hundreds of calls right away," said Kovacs.

    What about the thousands of calls that go something like, "YOU MOTHER F*CKER!!! STOP MAKING THESE F*CKING POPUPS COME UP WHEN I'M PLAYING COUNTERSTRIKE OR I'LL F*CKING RIP OFF YOUR F*CKING HEAD AND F*CKING SH*T DOWN YOUR F*CKING NECK!!!!!"

    Sorry, I don't have anything else to say. The stupid lameness filter is censoring my post for yelling.

  25. How to disable it in windows 2000 by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Informative
    Here are my homebrew instructions on how to turn off the Messaging service that's used to receive the spam on Windows 2000. (Of course you will miss legit messages from your admin if your corporate IT people use that feature.)

    1. Log on as administrator or at least with an account that has admin access.

    2. Enter control panel

    3. Enter "Administrative Tools"

    4. Enter "Services"

    5. Scroll down and find "Messenger"

    6. Right click > properties > startup type > Disabled.

    Scroll through the list and see if there's anything else you might want to disable. (You know, like remote registry editing and all that stuff that Microsoft enabled so you wouldn't have to be troubled to do it yourself :-)

    1. Re:How to disable it in windows 2000 by NexusTw1n · · Score: 5, Informative

      Go here for a full list of what is good and bad to disable in the windows services screen.

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    2. Re:How to disable it in windows 2000 by murat · · Score: 5, Informative

      You can start and stop services from the command line fast.

      open a cmd [ (leftwindows)r(/leftwindows) cmd (enter) ]

      Type "net stop messenger" without the quotes.

      You can start it back by typing "net start messenger".

      Say, you need to send a message to someone in your LAN, you open it, then close it back.

    3. Re:How to disable it in windows 2000 by HughsOnFirst · · Score: 2

      or just type

      net stop messenger

      at the command line.
      Of course there is a command that will turn it back on remotely. SC in the resource kit can remotely run the net commands on a victim - I mean remote - computer

      sc \\computer net start messenger

    4. Re:How to disable it in windows 2000 by HughsOnFirst · · Score: 2

      Woops, cut and past error there.

      And you need administrator privileges as well.

  26. If you READ the article by brunes69 · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... youll see that the messager service uses port 135, not 137 or 139.

  27. To stop this on WindowsXP: by M-2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Start -> Administrative Tools -> Computer Management

    When that comes up, expand 'Services and Applications', and click on Services.

    Scroll down to find "Messenger". Right-click and go to Properties. Set 'Startup Type' to 'Disabled'. Hit 'STop' to stop the service. Click OK. Close Computer Management.

    Done. You're now clear.

    (Many people won't need this. But I'm sure at least one person will.)

    1. Re:To stop this on WindowsXP: by Dwedit · · Score: 4, Informative

      you can also set it to Manual, you don't have to disable it completely.

  28. Instructions for Windows NT/2000/XP Users by PhysicsScholar · · Score: 2, Troll

    NET STOP MESSENGER

    That's all we did here in the lab and it took care of things quite nicely.

    It's not very Newtonian to be running services that you just simply do not need! Newton was a very smart man who took advantage of several areas that he was able to, but I doubt he would ever have wastefully ran services that he didn't ever use.

    Please be smart and think/act like a physicist. Just don't stop brushing your teeth/hair or start wearing Spandex(TM) pants and bicycle helmets to work -- that's just plain weird!

    Ah well, back to the lab...

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    1. Re:Instructions for Windows NT/2000/XP Users by H310iSe · · Score: 2

      see the problem is who knows what other services the messenger provides? I mean, every time I turn around I find something that I'd love to shut off but something in our outside our network depends on it. Messenger service, for all I know, is also involved in SQL authentication or will fark up the queue messenger because it relies on Messenger to initialize.

      OK I know check the dependencies but it's still a dice roll. I decided it's easier to just install Tiny firewall on all the boxes, let 'em talk to eachother all they want but not allow 'lsa services' to chat w/ the internet.

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    2. Re:Instructions for Windows NT/2000/XP Users by afidel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      not everyone needs it but it sure can be usefull. Our netapps have the ability to send a message before they are taken offline for maintenance (like we did recently when moving from a couple single filers to a f880 cluster). We also use it with our Samba server to notify the users when their print jobs have cleared the queue (great for plotters or very high traffic lasers).

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    3. Re:Instructions for Windows NT/2000/XP Users by Archfeld · · Score: 2

      if you have no messenger then you don't see printer messages, or disk full messages. The alerter service would fail but I think thats about it.

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    4. Re:Instructions for Windows NT/2000/XP Users by cscx · · Score: 4, Informative

      What I did when I first became aware of the problem (yes I'm on a college LAN but we have a class A) is configured Tiny Personal Firewall to only allow UDP/TCP traffic on 137-139 and UDP on 135 (messenger service) to the samba servers and campus netblocks that I might use to access my computer (e.g., resnet, labs, etc), then add a filter rule to deny all other traffic on those ports - works like a charm =)

    5. Re:Instructions for Windows NT/2000/XP Users by blakestah · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think this may be more useful for most users (verified for 2000 and XP).

      Right Click the icon for This Computer on the desktop. Click on manage.

      Doubleclick Sessions and Services.

      Doubleclick Services.

      Scroll down to Messenger, doubleclick it.

      Click on Stop. Change pull-down menu from Automatic to Manual.

      Click on Apply.

      You are done.

    6. Re:Instructions for Windows NT/2000/XP Users by Permission+Denied · · Score: 4, Informative
      Correct me if I'm wrong:

      Port 135 is not messenger. Messenger is an RPC service and port 135 is the RPC port locator on Windows (like portmap on unix). Messenger can use any port at all - blocking port 135 works because client machines connect to port 135 to locate the port that the messenger rpc service is running on. Blocking port 135 may stop a bunch of other things from working, but net stop messenger stops just messenger.

      Not that I really care - I would just cut off the port and then worry about only if someone complains.

    7. Re:Instructions for Windows NT/2000/XP Users by cscx · · Score: 2

      Correct, messsenger works through RPC.

    8. Re:Instructions for Windows NT/2000/XP Users by blakestah · · Score: 2

      Easier than "net stop Messenger"?

      1) It will still startup at the next boot (which is
      like 20 minutes later)

      2) Most users have no clue on how to get a command.com shell window.

  29. Re:Surprised? by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 2

    William H. Gates thought this one up. Somebody just exploited it. More reason to believe that Windows was developed for corporate networks, not the Internet.

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  30. Next /. poll: by techwolf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows Messaging is...

    ( ) An Instant Message client
    ( ) A method of sending popups
    ( ) An Email Client
    ( ) My own worst enemy
    ( ) Cowboy Neal's Little Secret

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  31. Even if you have a firewall... by jeffasselin · · Score: 2, Informative
    It doesn't solve the problem for large organisations, or for a university campus, where various people may have access to different computers with little logging done, and anyone from the inside could do the job.

    A local university ehre is having some serious issues with that. Of course, people using Macs or Linux are once again quite exuberant about the fact that they aren't affected.

    And closing the port or disabling the service on individual systems may not be possible, because different applications need to use the service for other uses. Printer servers for example use it for notification of print job status.

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  32. already out there by htmlboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    two weeks ago, we had a big hulabaloo here at uiuc.edu because of this. all the win2k/xp machines on all of campus still running the messenger service got a popup describing how great our lives would be if only we had a diploma from a non-accredited university. most of the "administrative" users assumed it was a virus and panicked. then three more of the same came in this morning.

    i just wish windows would log things like the origin of said messages so the abuse could be addressed at its source.

    1. Re:already out there by belloc · · Score: 2

      two weeks ago, we had a big hulabaloo here at uiuc.edu because of this. all the win2k/xp machines on all of campus still running the messenger service...

      I'm confused: does this mean that UIUC has a firewall with incoming port(s) 13x open? Or was the spammer doing it from on campus?

      Belloc

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  33. Your Sig by diesel_jackass · · Score: 2

    Your signature gave me horrible flashbacks to CS at RIT.

    !!aaahhh.make

    thanks a lot!

  34. Re:Concern me? by TheBrownShow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why don't you OS Zealots use it to spam all the MS users out there and inform them of how they're a plague upon humanity!?

  35. This is old hat... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you've got a machine out on the internet and you've windows networking turned on, you've probably got bigger problems.

    A couple years ago, a co-worker of mine were at his house when he turned on windows networking and set his domain to "WORKGROUP" did the obligatory reboot suffle and started surfing all the shares in the area. It was hilarious, people had their entire C:\ drives shared, etc. Needless to say, after we got him setup with a firewall (linux/maq box) sure enough the logs just rolled with people trying to connect to ports 137/138/139. In one regard may ISP's block the netbios ports on their ingress and egress gateways.

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  36. Even better fix.. by gatekeep · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Firewall your damned machine! Allow in only what you need to allow in, or responses to requests sent outbound. Not only will it protect against this, but all the other crap people will figure out in the future as well.

  37. Re:How not to be bothered by this problem by lamp77 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Gong!

    read the post big guy.
    'the messenger service, not to be confused with microsofts instant messaging product'

  38. Heh, we've been getting this.. by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

    One of our gateway boxes is terribly insecure, and gets these pretty much every day now.

    It's usually selling "diplomas from prestigious non-accredited Universities, based on work experience. No testing or coursework required"

    I guess not locking down the box, they just assume we'd be stupid enough to fall for it.

    Every once in awhile I'll do a
    "NET SEND * ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US"

    Noone here has a clue what it means or where it came from.

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    1. Re:Heh, we've been getting this.. by sharkey · · Score: 2

      One of our gateway boxes is terribly insecure

      Maybe you should try IBM, or HP.

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  39. Dammit! by futuresheep · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now that this is out, my NET SEND pranks in IRC won't be as much fun anymore!

  40. Re:Do yourself a favor - kill this service anyways by afidel · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sorry but I use remote registry service daily. If you want to do performance monitoring on a remote pc you need remote registry right because the perfdata is a section of the registry. It's also nice when you have a busted uninstaller and need to cleanup the registry before a reboot for a remote client, it's saved me a couple days worth of travel time this year alone! Whether it should have the default permissions that MS sets is another matter, but that is true for just about any MS default.

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  41. Anyone remember Code Red? by ncc74656 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I configured Apache to pop up a window on an infected machine every time my server received an attempt at compromising it. It exploited the hole created by Code Red to pop up a message on the infected server. /default.ida used a server-side include to call Lynx with a URL that caused this command to execute on the infected server:

    net send localhost "Your webserver has been infected with the CodeRed2 worm. You have a security hole so big that you can drive a Mack truck through it. You should fix it before some script kiddie comes along and takes advantage of it. Remove root.exe and shell.exe from c:\inetpub\scripts (or wherever your CGI scripts live, though c:\inetpub\scripts is the default location)."

    Damn...if I had thought of it (and if I didn't think Internet advertising is evil), I could've made a mint off all of the lusers who let their servers get infected with Code Red! If I had figured out how to do something similar with Nimda, I could've made an even bigger killing!

    (Details of my adventures with Code Red are up here. The live counter is gone now because my rusty SQL skillz resulted in MySQL thrashing away for more than a minute to generate four numbers.)

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  42. Slap em! :P by Palos · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Saw this a while ago, looks like it could be fun:
    Slap:If your like me you run firewall software that tells you when someone tries to access your system. Sometimes I respond with a few packets of my own just to let them know that I am paying attention. I wrote Slap to make responding to these access attempts easier and more entertaining. Just enter the IP address of the person you wish to slap and click on the Slap button. The program will attempt to access all the ports in the list and send them a packet with a personal message. (The default message is 'Leave Me Alone!') Slap integrates with Black Ice and Zone Alarm and can use information received from these software firewalls to "Auto Slap" intruders and add their attacks to your list of responses. --Here is a cool Wav file to use with this.

  43. Why would anyone pay for this? by daveman_1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    $700? You've got to be kidding me. I'm not going to waste the time, but it wouldn't be to difficult to make a perl script that increments an IP address range and calls smbclient -M... In fact, it would be really easy for someone to do this one time and send a link to the tone of "Tired of annoying messages like this? Go to www.xxx.net to find out how to eliminate messages like this forever." And that would be the end of this problem. Unfortunately, if you did this as a regular citizen, you'd have the FBI crashing through your window in no time for "hacking"...

    Sad really.

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  44. Good. by forged · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Every exploit eventually produces a patch (or make people aware) to make the default OS settings a bit less brain-dead stupid open. People actually connect to the Internet these days.

  45. Nothing by exhilaration · · Score: 3, Informative
    It doesn't provide -any- service or do anything besides displaying a message on your screen that your network admin wanted to broadcast.

    Frankly, the only time I've seen it used is when I annoy the hell out of my co-workers by sending them anonymous popus using this lovely piece of Windows software.

  46. better, just drop em -- Re:Slap em! :P by zrodney · · Score: 4, Interesting

    that's cute, but often the ip you have is not the origin, but a hapless victim
    which is being used to launch the attack and/or hide the tracks of the real blackhat

    by sending data back to that ip, you may be unwittingly being used to help the intruder hide
    and you may appear to be the intruder in the logs of the machine which the blackhat is using as a stepping stone

    that's probably not what you are trying to do
    and that's why I just add those ips to a droplist instead of sending data back

  47. Too bad this hole is getting closed by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3

    I used to use it to message people that weren't running ICQ and ask them to start it up so that I could talk to them.

  48. We've been getting a lot of these... by Jouster · · Score: 4, Informative

    I tried quite a few nbtstat tricks before I gave up reverse-mapping by NetBIOS name and determined they were external and not from a zombie host inside the firewall.

    The tricky part is that they use UDP, since many firewalls "forget" to filter it unless you remind them with a CLI, sledgehammer, and repeated threats to use an etherkiller.

    There's no reason to let UDP ports below 1024 in from outside your network, except for the specific services you're running, to the specific servers you're running them on.

    Jouster

  49. It's already out there... by SaturnTim · · Score: 2

    I just saw this for the first time the other day. A coworker got hit with a message, and sent me a screen capture. At first I thought it was a browser pop-up made to look like NetBIOS message...

    Anyway, another reason to be glad I run a Mac OSX box at home.

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  50. A few points by yar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, this was talked about earlier. Some of the comments provided then were helpful, others less than so. There was a lot of FUD about how using any form of share or NetBIOS at all meant that you were "already hacked." If an administrator knows what they're doing, that's not true.

    I work at a large university. The obvious solutions don't quite work for us. We'd like to be able to block 135-139. However, some of us are required to use Outlook. *pause* On an Exchange server. *pause* And, we've been told that some of the Outlook functionality depends on the Messenger service being available.

    I block it. But not everyone (particularly some administrative staff and some professors) has the technical knowledge to do so, and some people actually use it.

  51. Not difficult to do... by larien · · Score: 4, Informative
    I was thinking about this earlier, and it's nothing I couldn't do with Samba (smbclient) and a short perl script (heck, even ksh could do it).

    As for people saying "turn off the messenger service", there are actually valid uses for winpopups. At my last work, I set up a few perl scripts that would use smbclient to warn Samba users when they were over quota. Before that, users would go over quota and wouldn't know about it until things broke after the grace period.

    Obviously, you should be filter Netbios ports at the firewall unless you have a damn good reason to have internet access to them. If someone in your network is using this program to spam, the LART them appropriately.

  52. New 'switch' ad idea.. by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Funny

    "... and then my computer was like beep beep beep and I was waist deep in a Nigerian money-laundering scheme!"

    (Ellen Feiss parodies are destined to replace underpants gnome business plans.. Do not resist)

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  53. XWindows? by Vic · · Score: 5, Informative

    I am glad that I don't have to worry about it here, XWindows baby.

    If anything, a poorly configured X server would be even MORE annoying. If you let anyone attach to your X session remotely, they could display pretty much anything on your screen, not just annoying pop-up messages.

    I love X, but you have to be careful with it too.

    Cheers,
    Vic

    1. Re:XWindows? by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2
      If anything, a poorly configured X server would be even MORE annoying. If you let anyone attach to your X session remotely, they could display pretty much anything on your screen, not just annoying pop-up messages.

      Ahhh, the fun we used to have at University with this. Hundred odd HPUX machines which allowed you to freely send stuff to another display.

      We used to have hours of fun running 50 copies of xeyes, firing up netscape with dodgy URL's, changing their background to the godaweful picture that we registered with and the like.

      My favourite was using XV to grab a picture of their desktop, and then setting it as the background. When they closed a window, it looked like it was still there.

      Unfortunately one day, my mate scott xlocked someone elses screen right in the middle of a tutorial and the tutor went ballistic. That "feature" was revoked pretty quickly and they set something up where you have to give someone authentication before they could send stuff to your desktop.

      So one day we lured one of the guys out of the lab (Zog was his nickname) and whilst he was out, I edited his .profile to write out the auth key to a file .xsession_conf_id (one of those file names that sounds important) and then chmod a+r. Anyone who knew about it, could read the file, authenticate themselves and then run 50 copies of xeyes again.

      He put up with it for about a month before roping in a Phd student to help him work out what was going on. I think the phd'er found it in the end and so our fun vanished :o(

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  54. Ad-aware? by SamMichaels · · Score: 2

    I had 2 or 3 of these things popup before...so I ran Ad-aware and it came up empty handed. Perhaps this would be a good thing to include in ad-aware...just a little reminder that windows messaging is enabled, explain why it can lead to spam, and that disabling it is harmless.

    I'll say one thing tho...I must have disabled about 10 or 12 things in the Services menu including a LOT of "remote" stuff to remotely control the PC and the windows update feature that I specifically told windows NOT to do.

  55. Here it is again... by Da+VinMan · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is from my previous post at http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=42016&cid=4432 394

    Note, I'm not karma whoring, I could care less.

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    (You will have to graduate from newbie status in order to take advantage of my advice. This means that you will have to climb the learning curve and actually go read some stuff. You can spend a chunk of cash on products to avoid doing just that, but that's much less fun.)

    If you're doing things like turning on file sharing or sharing printers, it's (supposedly) very easy to hack you. I say supposedly only because I haven't actually tried this. It's such an infamous hole though that I do believe it. To turn this off, unbind the NetBIOS protocol from the modem/network card that connects you to the Internet. In Windows 2000, that you means you go to the Properties for your network connection (in the Control Panel) and uncheck the 'File and Printer Sharing for Microsoft Networks' option. (It's very easy to fix this in Win9x too using roughly the same technique.) You may have to reboot, I don't recall. That problem will then be solved.

    Now to protect yourself from other intrusions and threats.

    If you're just running a dial-up connection and don't leave your machine on the network for extended periods of time, then a product like ZoneAlarm (www.zonelabs.com - look for the free version) will serve you well. Actually, it serves you well in two ways: 1) it protects your machine from the outside world coming into your machine in an unauthorized fashion and 2) it protects adware on your machine from phoning home without your permission (actually it prevents everything from using the Internet until you grant permission, not just adware). This is sufficient for dialup.

    For broadband users and users who want to leave their machine on the Internet for extended periods of time (more than a couple hours at a time), I recommend using an honest to goodness separate firewall. There is a lot that can be said about this, far more than I know really, but I well give you a couple pointers.

    First of all, one of your options is to use a second PC as the firewall. It will need to have 2 network cards, you will need a router or hub for your home LAN, and you will have to get the cable modem (or DSL for that matter; with which I have no experience - shouldn't be too hard) working with that extra PC (via Windows would be easiest to start with). Once that's setup, go grab a Linux distribution like IPCop (or SmoothWall - they're very similar, in fact they were the same product at one time), and install it on that PC. It will require that you reformat the hard drive, so don't plan on storing any files on it. A small hard drive is sufficient. There are FAQs and forums on the IPCop and SmoothWall sites that will help get you setup.

    Your second option in the category of 'real protection' (for home users anyway) is to just go buy a hardware firewall. So instead of a second PC, you just go buy a device that does essentially the same thing. I won't go into detail on these as I have no experience with them. I just thought you should know about them.

    Two last points:
    -PLEASE keep a current anti-virus product actively running on your machine and keep it up to date. If you need a free one, go to http://www.grisoft.com to get the free personal version of the AVG anti-virus product. This one has saved my butt several times from several infections. It may or may not be the best product out there, but it works for me.

    -To protect yourself from browser window popups and other shenanigans, go grab WebWasher at http://www.webwasher.com/en/products/wwash/downloa d_license.htm. You will occasionally find that it interferese with pages that make heavy use of Javascript, but you can turn it off when needed. The added protection from annoying web sites is worth the small inconvenience it may sometimes cause.

    As always, this advice is just a starting point. Today's perfect security solution may be an open door tomorrow. It's up to you to keep yourself informed and to take action when problems arise.

    Good luck and have fun!

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  56. Net Stop Messenger in San Francisco by billstewart · · Score: 4, Funny
    Here in San Francisco, messengers not only do the Spandex pants and bicycle helmets, but also usually have tattoos and metal rings on their faces. I hadn't heard of anybody using nets to stop them, though....

    The only time it's really a problem is Critical Mass.

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  57. Re:TechTv Article: Spam Takes New Form by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

    Thanks for reposting the link, I erroneously confused messenger for MSN messenger (which is disabled from startup anyway) in the last post, only to get such a popup for some crap porn site with a bazillion popup screens called http://angry.at/freebies (I checked it out out of curiousity)... Wired is apparently getting nuked by the slashdot effect, so I couldn't navigate it properly (claims that my browser isn't standard)...

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  58. ... am I missing something ? by Raiford · · Score: 2
    The way this article posting on the front pages reads it leads you to believe that the spammers haven't figured this out yet. I get at least 3 or 4 of these every few days.

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  59. Re:Do yourself a favor - kill this service anyways by spectecjr · · Score: 2, Informative

    While you're at it disable Remote Registry while you are at it. It truly amazes what services Microsoft deems the average user needs running. I find the whole concept of Remote Registry particularly disturbing.

    "Cool this service allows people to modify my registry remotely, sweet!"


    You do realize that you have to provide authentication (ie. username/pwd) for this to work, don't you? You can't just wander around networks checking out others' systems.

    Simon

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  60. Does anyone here actually understand TCP/IP? by Nintendork · · Score: 5, Informative
    You can't just close off a port. You have to close off the correct port number for the correct protocol.

    A lot of "Paper MCSEs" understand this because the networking exam covers the OSI model. The same thing goes for those "Paper CCNAs".

    Here's how it works. When I do a net send "Message", the following occurs. Once the data portion of the net send information is formatted by the appropriate layers, it's handed down to the protocol layer and wrapped in a UDP header with a port number. UDP is the protocol responsible for maintaining a communication session between hosts. The port number is like an apartment number in a street address. A lot of services have to talk using the UDP protocol, so it's divided into port numbers (As an FYI, the same is done for TCP). This in turn is handed down to the network layer where it will get a source and destination address stamp (The IP addresses). That in turn is handed down to the data link layer which stamps on the source and destination MAC addresses (Your computer and the default gateway). From there, it hits the physical layer and is on the wire. Along the way, the data link layer changes every hop that is made because the MAC addresses involved change at each router hop. Once it gets to the destination IP address, the recipient strips off the layers to reveal the data. It knows to hand that data up to the NetBIOS services because they're the ones listening on UDP port 138. Finally, you get a little window trying to sell pr0n. Here's a picture that shows the different layers of a TCP packet and their function.

    Here's a rundown on NetBIOS port usage.

    UDP port 137 is used for NetBIOS name resolution.

    UDP port 138 is used for browsing, domain authentication, and datagrams (This is what the messenger service uses).

    TCP port 139 is used for the actual session. This is what you transfer files through.

    TCP port 135 is the RPC service. Some people often confuse it with the NetBIOS ports. I don't know why.

    So, technically, you'll want to block UDP ports 137 and 138 and TCP port 139. Unfortunately, a lot of home equipment is geared towards the novice and they don't separate the UDP and TCP protocols. You are forced to block both TCP and UDP for any given port number. Because of this, you end up blocking more than is required.

    For those interested in this brief tutorial, I highly encourage you to get a CCNA study guide even if you're not going to get the certification. Lots of valuable networking info.

    Lucas
    MCSE, CCNA, Ex-Microsoft NT Networking and Security Support Rep

    1. Re:Does anyone here actually understand TCP/IP? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You are forced to block both TCP and UDP for any given port number. Because of this, you end up blocking more than is required.

      And the problem with this is what exactly? Your firewall should block everything unless you specifically exempt it. Only people living in 1994 are still trying to play the "I'll just block dangerous ports" whack-a-mole game with their firewalls. Any el-cheapo home Linksys box will block all inbound connections by default. There isn't any reason to be using NetBIOS across the Internet period. It's a horribly insecure protocol that was never designed to be used across a WAN. Keep it on the intranet where it is meant to be used.

    2. Re:Does anyone here actually understand TCP/IP? by Nintendork · · Score: 3, Informative
      You are talking of a related, but different technology. Dynamic Access Filtering or Stateful Packet Inspection (SPI) can be used to block all ports while opening up tiny holes to allow sessions you initiate to go through. This way, you can get out, but nobody can try and establish a session to you. If you're running a service like http, ftp, gnutella, IRC, AIM file transfer, etc., you have to create permanent holes in the service ports to allow incoming connections. Some devices allow you to specify the protocol, others do not.

      From a security standpoint, you're right. At home, I use SPI. Sometimes though, I turn it off and just block the commonly attacked NetBIOS ports since most scanning activity is for NetBIOS and SQL(I don't run SQL at home). From a control freak standpoint, it's just plain rediculous to specify a port without specifying a protocol. I guess it's just a pet peeve of mine.

    3. Re:Does anyone here actually understand TCP/IP? by Fastolfe · · Score: 2

      Ignore my other message. As anyone with any security experience whatsoever should be telling people, you should be blocking everything you do not explicitly need anyway. Don't tell people to just block UDP on port 137 and 138, and TCP on port 139. They should be blocking everything to begin with, and they should be aware that this type of spam can come in through the standard messenger front-door on UDP/138 as well as through RPC on 135, in case they think about opening up these ports to the public in the future.

    4. Re:Does anyone here actually understand TCP/IP? by Chester+K · · Score: 2

      There isn't any reason to be using NetBIOS across the Internet period.

      Please suggest a better way for me to map a drive letter on my Windows XP machine to my Linux web server in a colocation center.

      Samba works pretty good, but if there's no reason to be using NetBIOS across the Internet, there must be a better solution, so lay it on me; I'm all ears.

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    5. Re:Does anyone here actually understand TCP/IP? by Nintendork · · Score: 2

      How did I not see this coming? I thought I covered all my bases, but I should have realized that people might think I was suggesting to only block NetBIOS ports. In my response to the first response I got, I gave my opinion that it's a good idea to have some kind of dynamic packet filtering/stateful packet inspection. There are, however some cases where you might need to block certain ports while leaving the rest open (Such as a test environment or for troubleshooting connection errors).

    6. Re:Does anyone here actually understand TCP/IP? by Nintendork · · Score: 2

      I don't think the article was correct. I've done plenty of searching on the newsgroups and the security focus mailing lists. The only thing that claims that it uses TCP 135 is that Wired article. Even the manufacturer of the software says that it just uses the net send command. Even if they were trying to get it to come in on TCP 135, I don't see how the RPC service would know to pass the data off to the Messenger service. The two aren't related.

    7. Re:Does anyone here actually understand TCP/IP? by Nintendork · · Score: 2
    8. Re:Does anyone here actually understand TCP/IP? by Oink.NET · · Score: 2
      You are forced to block both TCP and UDP for any given port number.

      Not on a Windows machine... Use IPSec to lock down the exact protocols and ports you want. This is kernel-level port blocking, so is better than the TCP/IP Filtering capabilities Windows provides. IPSec can also be used to secure your communications via Kerberos.

    9. Re:Does anyone here actually understand TCP/IP? by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 2

      >Please suggest a better way for me to map a drive
      >letter on my Windows XP machine to my Linux web
      >server in a colocation center.

      Use scp to copy the files.

      Putty is a nice SSH client, and includes a Win32 version of scp called PSCP.EXE.

    10. Re:Does anyone here actually understand TCP/IP? by Otto · · Score: 2

      You are talking of a related, but different technology. Dynamic Access Filtering or Stateful Packet Inspection (SPI) can be used to block all ports while opening up tiny holes to allow sessions you initiate to go through. This way, you can get out, but nobody can try and establish a session to you. If you're running a service like http, ftp, gnutella, IRC, AIM file transfer, etc., you have to create permanent holes in the service ports to allow incoming connections. Some devices allow you to specify the protocol, others do not.

      Who the heck was talking about SPI?

      BLOCK ALL PORTS. It's just that simple. If you want to open specific ports, like 80 or 443 for a web server, then you open those ports specifically.

      But the default should be "deny". It's that simple.

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    11. Re:Does anyone here actually understand TCP/IP? by Nintendork · · Score: 2

      If you block all ports, you'll never get anywhere on the internet. When you block all ports at your little Linksys gateway, you also use a type of packet filtering that opens up temporary holes to allow the return traffic. You do know that when your computer talks to another computer on the internet, the data has to come back in, right? For example. When you telnet to a box on the internet, you send a packet from your IP using a random TCP port in the dynamic port range to the destination IP TCP port 23. When the computer sends data back, it sends it to your IP on that random port that you picked. During the entire telnet session, the router has a temporary hole in it that allows traffic from the shell server to come in on that port. Once you're done with the telnet session, the hole is closed up. That's SPI and that's what your router does when you configure it to "Block all ports."

    12. Re:Does anyone here actually understand TCP/IP? by Fastolfe · · Score: 2

      You apparently do not frequent some of the mailing lists I do. Be aware that this particular brand of software may not be the only kind out there. This form of spam has been directly observed being delivered through an RPC connection.

    13. Re:Does anyone here actually understand TCP/IP? by Fastolfe · · Score: 2

      Please see this post and other related posts in this mailing list for details about what exactly is being observed.

    14. Re:Does anyone here actually understand TCP/IP? by Nintendork · · Score: 2

      I couldn't get that page to come up, but I noticed it's in the incidents mailing list. I jumped into my email folder for the incidents mailing list and found the thread, Source of Windows PopUp SPAM. Thanks. Good info. I'm still curious how it uses RPC to initiate messenger windows.

    15. Re:Does anyone here actually understand TCP/IP? by Otto · · Score: 2

      No, that's not SPI, that's just what NAT does (stateful packet inspection vs packet inspection).

      SPI can be enabled or disabled for the little Linksys router. Enabling it effectively closes all inbound ports unless the packet passes the stateful packet inspection. But it disables port forwarding. Which is why disabling it, if you need to forward inbound ports, is required. But regardless of whether it's on or not, if you're not forwarding any ports, nothing gets inbound without a matching outbound connection to do the temporary port forwarding.

      NAT uses packet inspection based simply on the destination and source IP addresses, along with port munging to get stuff to go to the right place.

      SPI (stateful packet inspection) does a more thorough job of it, examining the entire packet up to the application layer. The important difference is that SPI is harder to fool. Whereas normally we only care about source and destinations, SPI builds a state table using info in the packet and uses that info from previous packets to determine if new packets are valid or not. It's more secure, but like I said, the little Linksys gateways can't arbitrarily forward ports with SPI turned on.

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  61. Mod Parent Up, Please! by billstewart · · Score: 3, Informative

    In a business intranet, there may be uses for this service. But for a machine connected to the public internet (i.e. a spam target), there's simply no excuse for letting packets in unless they're running on a protocol you know you want to support across the net. For most couch potatoes at home, that means responses to outgoing queries, plus incoming packets on any Instant Messenger, Games, and P2P File Sharing type application you are running. If you're also running a web server, then there's that too. For couch potatoes at work, there may be all sorts of stuff, but there's no reason the business firewall should be letting them in from unknown sources.

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  62. Those people don't call him. by billstewart · · Score: 2

    Kovacs sells the spamware. His customers are spammers. Most of the spam victims don't know to call Kovacs and yell at him, so all he gets is positive feedback, plus the occasional customer who's disappointed about not getting lots of calls. The spammers are spamming for 1-900-fone-sex, and really don't care if the spam victim calls to talk dirty to them or calls to yell at them, because its $3.99/minute either way.

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  63. Client software by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

    'The client software hasn't been widely distributed' - what about Samba? I've used the smbclient program to send messages to Windows PCs.

    Fortunately this annoyance is easy to fix - just turn off the useless Messenger service in Windows. In fact, turn off all the Windows services except for OLE and Spooler.

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  64. Not to be a shithead, but... by ZxCv · · Score: 2

    ...spam and porn MADE the internet!

    Who wouldn't want to check their email everyday containing promises for bigger penises and hot nasty teen bitches???

    Seriously, though, spam and porn seem to be the only two business aspects of the Internet that consistently turn profits, and it's been that way for the last 5 or 6 years, at least. And if these two areas are the ones turning a profit for so long, I am hard-pressed to see the circumstances that would cause people to immediately stop spending their money on such shit and just "turn it off".

    While a nice thought for the idealist, for the realist, it doesn't make much sense at all.

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  65. Probably not the case here by billstewart · · Score: 4, Funny

    In this case, it doesn't sound like the spamware lets the spammer relay their traffic through another machine - it's probably coming directly from them. Slapping them may actually be fun - here you are, some poor slob who bought a package telling you how you can M8ke Munny Fast! by promoting your 1-900-sex-spam line, you start this thing up on your PC, and now you've got 500 popup windows on your screen telling you to stop bothering people, plus one more saying that all your base are belong to them.

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  66. We did this to a couple script kiddies by naarok · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At the last place I worked, we had a number of IPs assigned. This made it painfully obvious in the logs when some script kiddie was port scanning us. On a couple occaisions we found that the machine scanning us had netsend active and availble, so we net sended them telling them to stop port scanning or we would take action. We could just picture the 13 year-old kid at the other end freakin out at this message popping up on their monitor.

  67. another way to stop this spam by Jeriki · · Score: 5, Informative

    open up the advanced tab of you TCP/IP settings and goto the WINS tab and click 'disable NetBIOS over TCP/IP' and then 'OK'.

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  68. University vs. Business Firewall Needs by billstewart · · Score: 2
    Universities really do have different network security needs than businesses.
    • The traditional thing that business sysadmins worry about is some college kid cracking into their network, so they build firewalls to prevent that.
    • That's not as useful if the kids are already inside. On the other hand, I know some university administrators who've had to try to configure their systems to keep insiders from cracking outsiders' machines.
    • Businesses normally set their firewalls to allow insiders to initiate most outgoing connections, but only allow incoming connections for the few applications that the business is *trying* to run for outsiders, such as email, web/ftp, etc.
    • Universities are more likely to allow everything, because their users may be doing all kinds of new and interesting applications.

    Is there much consensus out there about best practices for university network and firewall administration, or things to watch out for that they didn't teach you in business-related training?
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  69. Port 135 by rakerman · · Score: 2
    I just wanted to mention again that port 135 is an issue with some of the new tools, so just blocking standard NetBIOS 137-139 and 445 won't solve the problem.

    There's more information on my broadband security page in the NET SEND section.

  70. This company made an icq spam engine by Mdog · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you read the wired article and follow the link to the "dispute," AOL sued this company over their icq spam engine. It's important to notice, however, that they sued them over the *trademark* icq (which they infringed upon,) not the underlying spam problem.

  71. Let me tell you an idea I had.... by mark-t · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Presumably, the messenger service exists because it is perceived as useful. So simply stopping the service may not be seen as particularly constructive.

    What about altering the service so that instead of just popping up a window that you can do nothing with but close, there would exist an additional button [REPLY] on the pop up message window, which would then allow you to respond to the alert message as you see fit? (Sending a message back to the source via the same net send facility that they used to send data to you).

    Now I presume, of course, that an authorized administrator would have a large say in what services are going to be running on the computers in his domain, so if he wasn't interested in fielding replies to his authorized alert messages, he could simply have the requirement that the normal "one-way" messenger is the one that gets installed on the domain machines. Meanwhile, unauthorized sends would find themselves the target of maybe hundreds or thousands of replies, potentially causing a D.O.S. for them, even if they weren't actually running the messenger service themselves.

    Of course, the new messenger service would also log the time, date, and originating IP of the sender, so that it can be confirmed later -- even if the sender does not happen to be running the messenger service himself.

    Now I realize that this doesn't do a thing for handling people who fake their IP address, but I'd bet it go some distance to making this virtually unusable by most of the people who would just use such tools to spam.

  72. Why Windows users use firewalls by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    I decided it's easier to just install Tiny firewall on all the boxes

    Well, there you have it, folks. The administrative interface to manage services on Windows sucks bollocks, which is why Windows boxes run personal firewalls. I could never figure out the point of personal firewalls...it turns out they *don't* have a point, as long as you're on Linux.

    1. Re:Why Windows users use firewalls by cscx · · Score: 2

      Eh?

      The administrative interface to manage services on Windows sucks bollocks

      Maybe you just don't know how to use it.

      I could never figure out the point of personal firewalls...it turns out they *don't* have a point, as long as you're on Linux.

      That's cause you guys don't call it a "personal firewall" -- you call it "ipchains/iptables." ANY machine -- Windows, Linux, Solaris, ANYTHING, is Swiss cheese on the Internet w/o a firewall.

      It's this complacent thinking ("my 1337 Linux box is the most-est secure-est!! -- hah, who needs a firewall!?!") that causes security vulnerabilities in the first place.

      Tell me personal firewalls don't have a place on Linux and tell me you're running X11 and I'll tell you that you're full of shit.

    2. Re:Why Windows users use firewalls by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      ANY machine -- Windows, Linux, Solaris, ANYTHING, is Swiss cheese on the Internet w/o a firewall.

      What the hell are you talking about? The only point of a personal firewall is to prevent outside users from contacting servers on the computer. If your servers don't have holes, you don't have any problem.

      I'd say that someone relying on a firewall for his security is a lot fucking worse off than someone with solid servers and no firewall in place, because all a firewall is going to let you do is filter the packets based on IP. Spoof an IP and hit something that can be affected with a small amount of data or manage to take control of a machine on the local network, and your "high security" system is toast. It's like the r-services with IP-based trust all over again.

      It's this complacent thinking ("my 1337 Linux box is the most-est secure-est!! -- hah, who needs a firewall!?!") that causes security vulnerabilities in the first place.

      Nope. Though said people not keeping up with patches to their servers could be a problem.

      Tell me personal firewalls don't have a place on Linux and tell me you're running X11 and I'll tell you that you're full of shit.

      Oh, I'm running X11 at the moment. It's just fine. X11 has no fundamental security issues.

      First, if I cared about disallowing network access, I wouldn't go screwing around with a firewall -- I'd just tell XFree86 to only use Unix socket connections, not TCP.

      Second, some of us *don't* use xhost and host-based authentication. Xauth all the way.

      Third, some of us *ssl tunnel* our remote X11 connections so that no one can wait for keystrokes.

      Now, feel free to post your stunning X11 hole that would let you through all this (and into most Slashdotters' computers).

    3. Re:Why Windows users use firewalls by radish · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What the hell are you talking about? The only point of a personal firewall is to prevent outside users from contacting servers on the computer. If your servers don't have holes, you don't have any problem.


      OK a few points here. (1) personal firealls are good for lots of things, personally I use one to stop applications connecting OUT not IN (i.e. stopping apps "phoning home". Show me how to do that without a firewall please. Sure if you're running only O/S apps and have personally inspected the code of all of them to look for ring backs then you're fine. I run windows on several boxes, and that isn't possible. (2) It's better to be safe than sorry. My linux router/server does have a firewall, but it's services are also tightened up nicely. Why not use both? We've seen issues recently where trojanised apps open sockets during the install process, or later on, without people expecting it. With my firewall in place I really don't have to worry about that, sure my weekly scans will find any unexpected open sockets but the firewall will have blocked hem long before that.

      I'd say that someone relying on a firewall for his security is a lot fucking worse off than someone with solid servers and no firewall in place, because all a firewall is going to let you do is filter the packets based on IP. Spoof an IP and hit something that can be affected with a small amount of data or manage to take control of a machine on the local network, and your "high security" system is toast. It's like the r-services with IP-based trust all over again.


      And a fundamental misunderstanding of firewalls like that doesn't make you look smart. My firewall (for instance) will allow ftp access to the server from the internal net, but not from the external one. Is it IP based? partly. Could you spoof it? Of course not. Sure you can make your packet look like it's coming from 192.168.0.5 but how the hell do you make it look like it's coming from eth1 not eth0? Routers use IP based stuff, a secure firewall does as much as possible based purely on interface.

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  73. Happened to me already... by CZroe · · Score: 3, Informative

    The same spam I get in my Hotmail hit me last week through Windows messenger:
    "U N I V E R S I T Y D I P L O M A S"
    Notice the spacing designed to avoid word filtering? It looks like these guys are thinking ahead!

  74. Not to mention sniffing keystrokes by upper · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If someone can throw windows up on your X server, they can do worse than that. They can grab a screenshot (with xwd -root) or sniff keystrokes with xkey or xspy. Nothing shows up on your screen at all.

    Anyone running with xhost access control is asking for trouble. If you're security conscious, tunnel your X session over ssh.

  75. TUSD insecurity by nonweasel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My school has recently had a big problem with this. Students used a lameass program called NetHail. I remember doing the same thing with smbclient, and a perl script though...

  76. I just got spammed by one of these the other day.. by MontyP · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I come home one night to find one of these on my desktops... I thought it was funny and just happen to have taken a screen shot

    Messenger_Service_Spam.gif

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  77. Insufficient by Fastolfe · · Score: 2

    Much of the Messenger spam is coming in through the RPC service on port 135. You'll want to block that or turn it off as well.

  78. It must be an on campus thing by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

    We just got this at the University of Arizona. Well we do block NetBIOS at the border AND one of the systems that got the popup has a firewall on it that only allows access from certian networks. So it was an on campus thing.

  79. Misuse aside.... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm glad to see this feature. When I was managing a very large multiuser application, from time to time, I would have to close some sessions were causing problems. Or I would see a problem going on, and would like to know more about what they see on their end. But armed with only an IP address and a vauge hostname, I could only track them reliably as far as what building they were in. "If only I could hit their walld", I said.

    BTW, at the same time, UNIX users are in for a treat if their syslogd can accept outside messages. (Default behavior on many OSs, but has been changing.)

    Think "kernel.crit".

  80. Already getting them by SrlKlr · · Score: 2

    I have AT&T cable modem and have gotten a few of these. I am behind a NAT router, but do not have my firewall turned on. The interesting thing is that I tried messenging the spammer back to tell him what I thought of getting this message and it was blocked. So apparently he has a firewall setup correctly.

  81. People are reading part of the article wrong... by michrech · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've seen several posts now where the following text is read wrong (either by reading to fast, or skimming, or something). Figgered I'd clear up the confusion...

    Zoltan Kovacs, founder of DirectAdvertiser.com, said the company has sold about 200 copies of the program since launching two months ago. According to Kovacs, the software is ideal for advertising 900-number and other telephone services.

    "I have customers who call me back and tell me they love it and it generates hundreds of calls right away," said Kovacs, who noted that Direct Advertiser is a good alternative to bulk e-mail because its messages are not regulated by spam laws.


    The above doesn't mean that Joe User, sitting at his desk receiving all the spam via this new method, is calling and saying how they love it -- as several posts have noted. It means that Joe Spammer, the lowest form of life on earth, is calling and saying how they love the 'product' that directadvertiser.com is selling. World of difference there.

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  82. But what about the small penised people? by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 3, Funny

    There is someone, somewhere, who is sitting in front of their computer thinking...
    Their mind has wandered...
    SEX...
    Sex with the (wo)man of their dreams...

    oh, how wonderful life could be... but alas no, not for this poor soul. For they only have a tiny small penis.
    And right then, at that very moment just as their dream is being crushed by their own insecurities, up pops Windows Messaging Service:

    ++ INCREASE THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS!!!! ++

    ++ New pill adds 3 inches to your cock! ++

    How right it would be for them at that moment, to give this poor poor person some hope in life?

    So my question is "Who are we to judge the rights and wrongs of this 'Mass advertising/marketing/spamming' product; a product that might give hope to just one or two of the thousands of millions spammed?"

    That said, personally I couldn't give a rats-arse about some spotty virgin geeks' lack of sex - but hey, SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE must actually buy these products. Find that person, kill them, and the whole spamming problem is solved! Surely?!!
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  83. Closing ports 137-8 is not sufficient by Huusker · · Score: 2

    Closing ports 137 and 138 is not sufficient to block Microsoft file sharing.

    • UDP 137 - NETBIOS Name Service
    • UDP 138 - NETBIOS Datagram Service
    • TCP 139 - NETBIOS Session Service
    • >
    • TCP 445 - Microsoft CIFS Session
    • UDP 445 - Microsoft CIFS Datagram

    In addition TCP 137 is WINS, TCP/UDP 389 is LDAP (Active Directory), UDP 1443 and TCP 1444 are MSDE and SQL Server, and TCP/UDP 1801 is Microsoft Message Queue Server (MSMQ).

    Windows 2000 clients will use port 445 for file sharing when talking to Windows 2000 servers, not 139.

    You didn't know all that? The bottom line is unless you know every port that your computer might use, you are better off blocking all of them and only open up the ports you know you need.

    1. Re:Closing ports 137-8 is not sufficient by Nintendork · · Score: 2

      Thanks, forgot all about the added ports from W2K. Regarding UDP 137, I said that it's a name query. This can be in the form of broadcast or a WINS lookup. Again, I didn't realize that it sounded like I was suggesting that blocking certain ports is safe enough. dynamic packet filtering/stateful packet inspection is the best thing to use along with applying patches and keeping up to date anti-virus software. :)

  84. Hell, one person, hit the whole work group... by woogieoogieboogie · · Score: 2, Interesting
    running 2k or XP
    <script language="VBScript">
    Dim WSHShell
    Set WSHShell = CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
    WSHShell.Run "command /k net send * Hi!!! Why Dont you Buy our Latest product today", 2, False
    Set WSHShell = Nothing
    WScript.Quit(0)
    </script>

    Imagine it in a perpetual loop, eveyone in the workgroup would get barraged with popups until the fool who clicked yes to the active x warning was found. Pretty annoying reason to have shut down a network.

    Is this a new security flaw in Windows?

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  85. Re:Moron by Nerull · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think he was refering to the fact that a new window would (i havn't tried, but most other programs do it, so....) send SC to the background, and generally annoy the hell out of other players, as well as distracting them while you march in and rush their base(s).

  86. Behold The Power to Annoy! by slothbait · · Score: 2

    Late last month I got an tech susport question about this, the dude even provided a picture of the pop up (which showed his ip) A quick google search, a request in an irc channel, and about 200 popups later. I finally replied with this.

    Control Panel
    (Preformance and Maintenance) -> Administrative tools
    services
    Scroll to Messanger
    Right click - Stop
    Right click - Properties - Startup type = Disabled

    I swear I could hear a scream somewhere on campus ^_^

  87. Re:Removing messanger from XP by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2

    That removes Windows Messenger (nee MSN Messenger) though, doesn't it?

    What's being discussed here is the 'Messenger' service on Windows NT/2000/XP, which has been around since the NT3.1 days, IIRC, and is a quite different thing.

    Tim

  88. Re:Do yourself a favor - kill this service anyways by 1010011010 · · Score: 2


    VNC!

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  89. Remember that name, people! by jcr · · Score: 2

    Kovacs needs to get the shit kicked out of him.

    -jcr

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  90. You're half right. by jcr · · Score: 2

    ...spam and porn MADE the internet!

    Right about the porn, wrong about the spam. Porn brings customers to the net, spam just irritates them.

    -jcr

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  91. Re:Do yourself a favor - kill this service anyways by Ian+Wolf · · Score: 2

    Of course. However, given the number of nasty exploits coming out of the Windows world lately, would you want to take the chance?

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  92. Re:Do yourself a favor - kill this service anyways by Ian+Wolf · · Score: 2

    Exactly! We do registry edits all the time on remote systems at work. We are simply smart enough to do them via VNC, or at the very least Terminal Services over private vlans.

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  93. Re:The Solution (mod this up please) by sambo99 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Moderators, dont mod +5 unless you know it works

    The method described above does not disable netbios over tcp/ip - so it has no chance of stopping the popups.

    If you firewall off or disable the netbios traffic you should be fine according to microsoft.

    I just tested this at home and was unable to disable the popup messages on my win2k box. however firewalling the messanger port or disabling or messanger is a guranteed method of stopping this nonsense.

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  94. Re:Do yourself a favor - kill this service anyways by epsalon · · Score: 2

    Too many windows NT/2K/XP users have one administrator user called "administrator" with no password. Very very easy to guess...

  95. Innovation by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 2

    I have an idea for Microsoft innovation.

    Imagine how useful a capability it would be if the popup messages could contain HTML, JavaScript and Flash. Even better, what if you couldn't turn it off.

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  96. Re:Mod parent up, please by Da+VinMan · · Score: 2

    I suppose Mozilla might cover some of the WebWasher functionality, but WebWasher also rids your of web bugs and other annoyances. Furthermore, WebWasher also runs on Linux. I haven't used it, but I'm betting it works just fine.

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  97. UUCP by macdaddy · · Score: 2

    NetBEUI? What the hell is that? I use UUCP here. It makes my mud run like gravy.

  98. Can you say... by macdaddy · · Score: 2

    ...rwall? I don't know how many times I've seen it running on newbies machines. At least real *nix admins are smart enough to turn it off. Some PeeCee admins that I know think that no M$ ports should ever be blocked.

  99. Re:Mod parent up, please by billstewart · · Score: 2

    You're right, killing web bugs is a very good thing. I'd only been thinking about the pop-ups in that context.

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  100. Spoofing this protocol vs the client by billstewart · · Score: 2
    I'd decided not to write the rant about Microsoft not having a clue about networking or about working with existing standards (or at least about only rejecting them on purpose rather than through ignorance), and you go handing me this straight line... Sigh....


    You could dredge through RFC1001 and 1002 to read lots about the NETBIOS-over-TCP protocols (which use a lot of UDP, and therefore might be spoofable), or read the source code if you're one of those miscreants who snarfed it, or spend a couple of minutes with a sniffer to see what information is passed on the wire in what packets. But you don't really need to, because the way people see the spam is that their system responds to the packet using the default popup application, which displays the sender's NETBIOS name, not their DNS name or IP address, so unless they're running a sniffer, they won't see the IP address (and if they're the type of people who are always running a sniffer in the background, they're probably also the type of people who have port 135 blocked and aren't going to receive the spam...) NETBIOS names are essentially user-settable. That's not always true, if you're on a corporate LAN with Microsoft file/print/wins servers, but if you're not trying to do that, you can set it to whatever you want. Maybe not 127.0.0.1, since that has dots and no alphabetics, but LOCALHOST would work, or you could set it to ADMINISTRATOR if you're trying to social-engineer the recipients, or WORKGROUP if you want a generic built-in Microsoft name.

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  101. Broadcast version? by karlm · · Score: 2
    Anyone have any documetation for the service at the TCP/IP level?

    A guy at my fraernity once decided to test his new UPS by unplugging it from the wall... so his Win2K box started smb message-spamming the entire house every 2 minutes until I hunted him down and had him turn off the power failure warning over smb braodcast feature in the software that came with the UPS. (I was the Residnt Computer Consultant at the time, so people came to me when they got anoyed.)

    A group of n MIT students acts if they have an average IQ of 30 + 120/(1+e^(0.3(n-20))), ... and there were about 30 of us...

    • "Hey, who left broken glass in the garbage disposal?"
    • "Who's been repeatedly running the garbage disposal with glass in it?"
    • "Who plugged the fridge (aka surge generator) into my surge protector? See my monitor blink? Hear my speakers pop?"
    • "What's this shiny ring on this tarnished wire? Did you just try and strip this bare ground wire?"
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