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New Starcraft: Ghost Trailers
Bobartig writes "Blizzard Entertainment has put up gameplay trailers for their upcoming console title, Starcraft: Ghost. It looks hot. It's available both in both Quicktime and DivX, with plenty of mirrors."
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FP for sak the faggot. He's a little FAGORT! FAGrotatisous. He got hunned! Teheee!
Looks like it should be a pretty good FPS. If only I played FPS...
Blizzard has never made an FPS as far as I know. THis will be a good test for them.
Yes, it looks good... but how does it PLAY? I'm waiting till the release. Blizzard pretty much outsourced most of the work to Nihilistic, so it might not have the same 'feel' as blizzard's other games. But I guess it would be hard to capture the feel of RTS games in an FPS anyway, heh.
I am a filthy pirate.
How long before I get it running on that super wicked IBM super computer?
One man's pink plane is another man's blue plane.
go to hell angels! and take those rallie monkees with ya'll!!!
This is off topic, but when did slashdot go to bigger ads on the front page.
(Insert why don't you subscribe joke here)
Something I notice on their site is that they'll specifically mention Linux on the trailer download page... perhaps they see Linux (Or *nix/BSD users in general) users as a potential market? One can only hope.
I am a filthy pirate.
Its a third person shooter, not first, and although Nihilistic is doing most of the work, Blizzard is still watching it closely.
Also, Nihilistic was started by a group a programmers that left Blizzard after working on StarCraft.
I really don't like consoles, and the gameplay looks awfully stiff, as I expect from those platforms. /me waits for Deus Ex 2 and Doom III.
Do I STILL have to wait 30 seconds to use the nuke?!
Please don't discrimanate against me.
If you mod me down, you'z a playahata!
Starcraft ROOLZ! Preview is da bomb, yo! Peace out!
As my father lik@(munch munch)...
Direct download link for DivX, worked for me:
_ Gameplay2002.avi.zip
http://www.nforcefiles.net/afilesa2aa/movie/Ghost
'parentLY all da TOP-DOG niggaz in da house be playahatin'.
Fuck 'em, yo. Iz cool. Just so long as you keep it real.
Peace b to da niggaz!
Looks good. Starcraft as an FPS. Different, but interesting. Too bad it's a console game. The only game console I ever had was the Coleco Vision back in the 80's. Anyone heard any news on Starcraft 2?
Sig? What if I prefer Glock?
If I used the AAlib library (http://aa-project.sourceforge.net/aalib/), can I get ghost is a shell?
beating the slashdot effect is always a relief...
rehab, captain ahab, you're chasing the wrong fish!
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Paul Wellstone was found dead in a plane this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you aren't from Minnesota, there's no denying his contributions to American government. Truly a American icon.
Here I am putting on my shopping outfit and I know where my wife is
going to take me. She had made the appointment 2 weeks earlier at a
bridal shop. After taking me for bridesmaid's gowns she thought it
would be a good humiliation to have to go through the process of being
a bride so that I can fully understand what females go through.
I 'm wearing a black and white check shift dress, it is sleeveless and
has buttons down the front with a v -neck front. Underneath I'm wearing
a white long sleeved blouse with a large collar in a very feminine
look. White stockings, yes stockings held up by a white garter belt,
white panties very lacy and white pumps with a 2 inch heels. Carrying a
white small purse and of course with 3 pearl earrings in each ear, a
matching pearl necklace and pink polish on my acrylic nails. I look
very feminine and I can't believe that I am so trapped in this outfit,
I am so much at my wife's mercy. She has really got me under her
control. I look in the mirror and realize that I really am no longer a
husband or a male but a girlfriend and a female.
As we are walking across the parking lot towards the car I hear my
heels clicking in the familiar sound and realize after these past three
years of being feminized that I now wiggle very animated, like a model
walking down a runway. It is mortifying.
Instead of going in the direction of the bridal shop we are driving
towards Holly's salon which I start to worry. Its not Tuesday or Friday
my usual hair appointment dates. That's when I get my set and style. Or
I get my nails or waxing done. As we pull into the lot of Holly's my
wife says, "I have something that I've decided to do to your hair. Go
in Holly is expecting you I spoke with her this morning."
I wiggle into the salon and of course all of the other women say, "Hi
Josie." Holly is sitting on the couch when I walk in and she says, "We
have a surprise for you sweetie." As Holly leads me to the back chairs
I walk past Amy one of the stylists and she comments, "I love that
outfit honey, VERY CUTE." I say thank you and tell her I like her shoes
and feel very self-conscious as I wiggle by all the different patrons
and other stylists. The salon is packed and it is filled with only
women. Holly asks one of the stylists, "Where did you put that white
lightning that I mixed for Josie?" Now without telling anything, she
seats me, covers me with a pink apron shampoos my hair and then she
starts to brush on this white paste on my hair. I don't even get an
explanation. I know not to say anything because she will tell my wife
that I misbehaved and I will be punished more severely.
After my entire head is covered and it smells very strong, it is
burning my eyes, I am covered in a plastic cap and put under the dryer.
As it cooks every couple of minutes Holly would walk by and check.
Start to giggle and tell me, "Not quite, a few more minutes honey."
Another woman is sitting next to me under the dryer also. Her hair is
covered in a plastic cap and she says to me, "What we have to go
through, I hope my husband appreciates what I do to look good for him.
Does your husband realize what you go through for him too?"
I try and smile and tell her I hope so and realize that this woman
thinks I am another female. And she should, I look at my breasts
pushing through my blouse and look down at my shaved legs encased in
white stockings in heels and realize that I don't look anything like a
male at all. And so in my sqeaky voice I talk to her all about men,
fashions, and various other girl talk. I really have no choice.
Finally Holly takes me out from under the dryer and washes the paste
out of my hair. Then she puts another liquid in and rubs it throughout.
"This is a toner and it stays in for about 5 minutes. Then you are
ready for the curl and set." When that is finished she leads me back to
her chair in the front of the salon and starts to blowdry and curl,
tease and set my style. All the while keeping my back to the mirror.
When she is finished she turns me to the mirror. OH MY GOD !!!!! MY
HAIR IS A BANANA YELLOW!!!! It is a bright yellow throughout and I have
been made into a total blonde. I can't believe it, It is permanent.....
Holly then says, "I love it, it really finishes off making you look
totally female, No male would ever have this color and style. You will
get a touch-up every 3 weeks or so and besides as a regular we can fit
that into your biweekly schedule without any problem."
All the stylists ogle and tell me how much fun it will be as a blonde.
"All the men will notice you and you will turn heads every time you go
anywhere," Cindy one of the stylists tells me and of course she is a
blonde also. I am dizzy as I mince out of the salon and into my wife's
waiting car.
There she is hysterical laughing and tells me, "Get used to it, it
really makes you look like the bimbo that I want." All the way to the
bridal shop she has me practicing my squeaky Minnie Mouse voice and
giggling the whole time. I can't stop looking in the passenger mirror
the entire time.
As we pull into the bridal parking lot I really feel very embarrassed,
here I am with a bright feminine blonde hairdo and dressed so girly. I
have to act like I 'm getting married and ogle over all the gowns. Of
course I have to try them on and parade in front of all the saleswomen
in the shop. As we enter the original saleswoman that we met two weeks
ago greets us and she has picked out several gowns for me to try on. We
walk into a giant room with curtains.
Inside, the room is lined with mirrors and a pedestal is in the center
of the room. The saleswomen is named Wendy. She tells my wife that she
would be glad to help dress me in the various gowns and of course to my
horror, my wife says that would be fine. Now I have to undress in front
of this woman, who is eyeing me up and down. As I unbutton my dress and
take off my blouse, I am standing in panties, stockings and heels with
a dark blue bra mortified. My wife comments, "What happened Josie? Did
you forget you were trying on your wedding gowns today? I swear girl
nice color bra you have on?"
Wendy smiles and says, "Its okay you will still get the look you want,
most of the gowns I picked it won't matter." Then she puts the first
gown over my head and zippers me up, closes countless buttons on the
sleeves. As I look in the mirror I can't believe this is being done to
me!!!!
Here I am standing on this pedestal looking like a bride. My wife snaps
photos as we try on various gowns. Some are long with trains, others
with very elaborate bead work, some with countless bows, all incredibly
feminine. I have to pose in each one, walk out into the shop and ask
the other sales women what they think. And exclaim as each one is
brought one how adorable, how cute, how sexy each one is.
I have been ordered to say things like, "I want to look good for John
my fiancée" and, "I hope he will think I'm beautiful and sexy in this
one," all with my bimbo girly voice. Then headpiece after headpiece,
veil after veil, is applied and I of course smile with my blonded hair.
If I don't I know it could get worse for me. I don't know how but every
time I think it couldn't be any more humiliated, my wife comes up with
a new twist.
As we tell Wendy that we need to think which gown would be best and
look at the photos. She fills out all the data on the gowns which one I
like and takes my number and address so that I'm on file with them.
Wendy takes me around and shows all the different teddys and slippers,
and such that the shop sells. Also she shows me all the many other
accessories that brides wear under the gowns, various stockings and
heels. The entire time asking me about my wedding dates, how many
people will be there, how many are in the wedding party, are exciting
this is going to be. I answer as a giddy blonde bimbo should, waving my
hands and putting them up to my chest and throat as I speak and playing
with my blonde hair the entire time.
We leave and I think that finally its over. We drive to another bridal
shop which is attached to a large mall. There we go in and of course do
the whole scenario again. This is a much larger shop with more
saleswomen. Very crowded and I have to have myself dressed in the
changing room again by a saleswomen. Here I am again standing there in
stockings, shaved legs, heels and a bra in front of a woman who thinks
I'm an embarrassed female holding my arms across my chest as I'm put in
gown after gown. Trotted out in the middle of the store. Other shoppers
are commenting about this gown or that one and standing on this little
pedestal with the saleswomen pulling in various parts of the gown
showing me when I come for my fitting what should be taken in, or let
out.
Finally my dressing is over and we leave and I think foolishly that
maybe I could go home and try and recover from this experience. We
drive to a movie and of course I have to buy the tickets, get the
popcorn and sodas. We go into the film and I am so self -conscious
walking by the ushers and crowds of people. I know there isn't anyway
they think anything but here comes a blonde woman.
After the movie we go to a very crowded restaurant and eat. The hostess
and waitress never even blink. As we sit down the waitress comes up and
says, "Hi ladies, what can I get you girls to drink?"
My wife leans over and tells me, "No one here thinks that you are
remotely masculine. You really are more girly than most real women in
here, ha, ha."
Then as we are driving in the car, my wife reaches in the back takes
out a pair of black seamed stockings, tells me to put them on in the
car. Takes out a bag from the back seat and hands me a pair of 4 inch
black heels. "Put these on too." We pull onto the Delaware Avenue strip
of clubs and I know what is going to happen tonight. "I'm going to let
you show off you new hairdo to all the boys tonight on the dance floor
Josie. When you get out I want you to ask the valet if your seams are
straight, and say it as squeaky and feminine as you can."
I know its going to be a long night on the dance floor. My life as a
blonde has just begun. Josie.
The man looked at his watch and knew the hour was approaching. It would soon be time. The clock's hands were tediously ticking towards the dreaded hour. The heat of the moment. The battle of all battles. The fire and the fury.
It could not be averted. There is no avoiding the inevitable. The climax neared. No postponing of necessary outcomes. No, no even delaying of danger. It neared zero hour. His hands were heavy.
Mother, are you there? Where did everyone go? Father, do you love me? Robert, you killed my brother, you dirty rat! GOATSEX! !#$!!
-- insomniac --
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Paul Wellstone was found dead in a plane this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you aren't a Democrat from Minnesota, there's no denying his contributions to American government. Truly a American icon.
Strange that Blizzard would release a trailer showing a fair amount of gameplay not much more than a month since the game itself was announced. Remember how long Warcraft 3 was in development?
Damn! I lost my schedule again.
Could someone please remind me if we hate blizzard this week?
thanks.
nbfn
Also noted. DivX was about half the size of the Quicktime file. I guess that makes QT the "Texas" of file formats. Y'all likem big.
Did he do anything constructive with his power ?
Blizzard is a sellout for going console-only. It makes no sense why they can't develop for the PC if they're developing for the X-Box, outside of a contractual agreement.
I have not only a Masters, but also a Doctorate in African-American vis-a-viz Caucazian Relations, and I must say that all of the moderations made to the above, and following, post(s) have been highly discriminatory.
If this activity continues, I may have to inform the local jurisdiction.
So, you've always wanted to be a troll? Good choice. Trolling slashdot is a fun hobby. Let's deal with the basics first:
1. What is trolling?
Trolling is the art of pissing of people with too much free time, namely moderators. It's a highly amusing sport. A sucessful troll can cause tons of havoc.
2. Sound good. How do I troll?
The best trolls are somewhat subtle. For instance, posting "linux sucks!" and you will be immediently modded down. A smart troll might post
"Linux on the desktop is simply not an option right now. It's simply too hard to use. Forget what the typical microsoft hating linux zeolot says - the truth is linux is not a viable alternitive".
The above post is longer, and not a blatent troll. While it will piss off the typical long haired hippie it might even be modded up as insightful!
3. Hmm. Can you give me any tips on my first troll?
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5. What should I avoid doing?
Please *don't* post stuff incolving disturbing sexial experiences of comments. We don't want to hear about what you did with a dog last week, nor why michael (the editor) does with 5 pounds of ice and a shovel a day. Not only is it sick but you give all trolls a bad name. Also, speaking in l337 makes you look like a teenage acne scarred moron. Finally, think carefully before you troll. You are trying to cause havoc. This will not happen if you are modded down within 30 seconds of posting. be subtle.
Have fun, trolling is an honorable sport.
ME TOO!
As my father lik@(munch munch)...
The QuickTime version is in Sorenson format, as I suspected before I even downloaded it. If it was in MPEG4, it would have been about the same size or smaller than DivX, since MPEG4 and DivX share the same video codex, just differing in audio format.
Took me a while to get the QuickTime version, though. The mirrors weren't working, save perhaps File Planet with its mandatory registration, and I couldn't reach Blizzard's own FTP server with a browser. I used a stand-alone FTP client instead to download it.
"Common Sense Ain't" -Unknown
It's not a schedule, it's a secret decoder ring.
Where have you been? Join the club! (pun intended)
boycott all Vivendi Universal products!
OK, I don't want to troll here... or something. But... the movie... isn't that voice the same that used to do the "descriptions" for bad 70's porno films from Sweden?
This doesn't seem to be a first person game. It's an over the shoulder, third person game.
What's up guys? This story has been up for close to an hour with lots of graphics and BIG data files and I was still able to download the trailer with very nice speed. Is slashdot losing its magic touch?
Russ
Information doesn't want to be anthropomorphized anymore.
..we can still click frantically on the terran units and make them say funny things. :P
> Well, Blizzard hasn't sued anybody attempting to
> do stuff they really shouldn't be doing,
And who the hell tells people what they should and shuldn't be doing? Blizzard? Uh, no... So you're wrong.
The way of the warrior
Is the path of shadoooooooow
The gift of the warrior
Is to perceive that which cannot be seen
(don't you mean "which cannot be perceived"?)
The spirit of the warrior
Is to STRIKE in a single moment (should be under "way")
The destiny of the warrior
Is balance in all things (file under "spirit")
And when balance is lost (gasp...)
All that is left (dramatic pause...)
Is... the reckoning
Yeah..."the reckoning"...right.
The parent post is most certainly neither funny nor original.
I never knew that the SOUL of the WARRIOR had so much to do with wearing form-fitting wetsuits and posing suggestively...
Will there be dramatic netative-color fade-outs that make her ass crack glow in the game too? If not, wanna run out a patch for that? Thanks.
Fwoosh! Blinded by da booty! Take that, Zerg overlord!
Goodnight everybody!
I just saw the news on my pager -- actor Sir Richard Harris, famous to a new generation of fans for playing Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone and Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets was found dead in his home in England. There were no further details.
Even if you never saw his films, there's no denying his contribution to popular cultural. Truly a British icon.
Will there still be that effect where every second or third shot misses for no apparant reason, yet every other hits precisely on-target? I guess this one has permanent auto-aim, or *gasp* continuity is broken!
Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
It'll be located on the control panel. Click to become infested, click again to make all Terrans die.
All I got was a circular fog thing with a voice, bad music and let me restate REALLY LAME GRAPHICS.
I was expecting something some thing that would make me want to play this game.
The seven minuite trailer that I saw last night for Doom III really made me want to buy it (not wait for christmas).
This thing makes me think that a release of Geriatric PAC MAN would be a better choice.
Blizzard should really consider a new advertising agency.
I think that there is one that used to work for Microsoft.
They could use stock photos and do a I switched from freecell and Installed my own game type of ad.
They could even try to get some mileage with a diatribe from a stoned teenager
134340: I am not a number. I am a free planet!
Got this on the German download page:
Download kaputt
You can say that again...
Why in the hell do I keep getting sent to this same stupid place!!! Argh... at least I'll be out when somebody uses laghack.
apart from the cool cloaking effect and the fish-eye view, I see little or no revolutionary stuff. From what a trailer can tell, I'd put it in the oni/halo category, which happens to be a rather crowded one.
:-)
It's been a while (since the doom3 trailers actually) since I've had a 'wow... this shit is awesome...' reaction, and SC-G doesn't trigger that for me.
Then again, I might have played just a bit too much fps games to get wowed anymore. All I see in those trailers is cannon fodder
When will I end this grieving ? When will my future begin ?
is this just me, or are her boobs to small for an average digital female warrior ?
big fat ass tho... might spurr ideas...
When will I end this grieving ? When will my future begin ?
Random misses occur for low terrain to high terrain shots on all units.
TANSTAAFI: There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free iPod.
Imagine the FPS of this running a beow...
-1: stop using that joke...
WTPOUAWYHTTOTWPA
What's the point of using acronyms when you have to type out the whole phrase anyways?
If it was in MPEG4, it would have been about the same size or smaller than DivX
Woulda looked like crap, too. MPEG-4 is for little children. Sorenson is for stuff that actually needs to look like it was made by people who draw a paycheck.
Warcraft III was like Shakespeare writing a comedy-tragedy. Romeo and the Merry Wives of Windsor, anyone? From what I gather, Ghost is more of the same.
Sak is my little hero. I think about him all day (Score:-1, Offtopic)
... il_me.hotmail.com) on Saturday October 26, @02:36AM (#4535767) /me waits for Deus Ex 2 and Doom III. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Console only title....? (Score:0)
s t_ Gameplay2002.avi.zip [nforcefiles.net] [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Direct download link (Score:1)
:(
::checks calendar:: 3 days. Then start the boycott. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Schedule?!? (Score:1)
... il_me.hotmail.com) on Saturday October 26, @02:39AM (#4535772)
/. editors bitch and moan about the bnetd case and then they turn around and dr00l over Warcraft III and crap like this
... yes his work in Blizzard trailers in uncredited but is unmistakable. [ Reply to This | Parent ] I'll buy it if... (Score:4, Funny) ..we can still click frantically on the terran units and make them say funny things. :P [ Reply to This | Parent ] Wannabe Pseudo-Mystical-D&D-Klingon Poetry (Score:-1, Flamebait)
...at least 8 glasses of fan service a day... (Score:4, Funny)
/me wonders... (Score:1)
W WWWWWWWW
:-) [ Reply to This | Parent ] cup (Score:1)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @01:32AM (#4535610) FP for sak the faggot. He's a little FAGORT! FAGrotatisous. He got hunned! Teheee! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Good vid! (Score:-1, Redundant)
by Altanar on Saturday October 26, @01:34AM (#4535617)
(User #56809 Info) Looks like it should be a pretty good FPS. If only I played FPS... [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Good vid! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @02:13AM (#4535721) Looks more like a 3rd person shooter. Too bad consoles dont have a mouse and a keyboard (by default) so that fps's play well. =/
And thats why console games have autoaim. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Interesting (Score:0, Redundant)
by Harbinjer on Saturday October 26, @01:36AM (#4535619)
(User #260165 Info | Last Journal: Monday April 22, @04:22AM) Blizzard has never made an FPS as far as I know. THis will be a good test for them. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Interesting (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @02:19AM (#4535737) It's not a fps it played in 3rd person perspective, see on consoles there are more than just the FPS and RTS genres.
Looks cool though, my Gamecube is going to get a lot of use in the next year.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] FPS==First Person Shooter (Score:0, Offtopic)
by Russellkhan on Saturday October 26, @02:21AM (#4535744)
(User #570824 Info) This doesn't seem to be a first person game. It's an over the shoulder, third person game.
What's up guys? This story has been up for close to an hour with lots of graphics and BIG data files and I was still able to download the trailer with very nice speed. Is slashdot losing its magic touch?
Russ [ Reply to This | Parent ] Blizzard's direction (Score:0)
by DavidTurner on Saturday October 26, @04:18AM (#4535929)
(User #614097 Info) Actually, I for one am rather disappointed with the direction Blizzard is taking. They made great RTS games (Warcraft I/II, StarCraft), and great RPGs (Diablo)... and then they decided that if the two genres were so popular, they ought to mix them.
Warcraft III was like Shakespeare writing a comedy-tragedy. Romeo and the Merry Wives of Windsor, anyone? From what I gather, Ghost is more of the same.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] It LOOKS good... (Score:2, Insightful)
by blitzoid on Saturday October 26, @01:36AM (#4535623)
(User #618964 Info) Yes, it looks good... but how does it PLAY? I'm waiting till the release. Blizzard pretty much outsourced most of the work to Nihilistic, so it might not have the same 'feel' as blizzard's other games. But I guess it would be hard to capture the feel of RTS games in an FPS anyway, heh. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:It LOOKS good... (Score:2)
by jcsehak on Saturday October 26, @02:20AM (#4535740)
(User #559709 Info | http://www.rootrecords.org/) It probably plays something like Bungie's "Oni," which was really fun. Except it looks even cooler. One thing I loved about Oni (and warcraft III, too) is that the models were somewhat blocky, but at the same time really fluid and beautiful. They moved like a real person (or a real cartoon), and were nicely proportioned. It looks like Starcraft:Ghost will be no different. This is where Everquest fails for me. Their models are like robots from the '50s.
And kudos to Blizzard for releasing it on all consoles at once. Now if only they'd make a PC version. Not likely, esp. considering the fact that my definition of PC specifies to "Mac."
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:It LOOKS good... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @04:09AM (#4535918) Their models are like robots from the '50s.
They had robots in the 50's?
You're an idiot, aren't you? It's okay, you can admit it. There are lots of idiots on Slashdot. You'll feel right at home. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:It LOOKS good... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @04:06AM (#4535914) Jeezus. Some idiot who said, "looks good, but how does it PLAY" got moderated as "insightful?" Fucking western hemisphere moderators must all be sleeping. Mark my words: in a few hours, when the civilized world wakes up, this comment will be moderated back to the stone age.
-1, Banal [ Reply to This | Parent ] So.... (Score:0, Offtopic)
by Lord of the Fries on Saturday October 26, @01:38AM (#4535632)
(User #132154 Info) How long before I get it running on that super wicked IBM super computer? [ Reply to This | Parent ] GO GIANTS GO! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @01:38AM (#4535633) go to hell angels! and take those rallie monkees with ya'll!!! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:GO GIANTS GO! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @01:46AM (#4535653) I thought your post number was a prime for a while, but then it occurred to me that 4535633 = 1601 * 2833. [ Reply to This | Parent ] BIG ADS! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by methical2 (dopeidelic@@@hotmail...com) on Saturday October 26, @01:39AM (#4535636)
(User #318194 Info) This is off topic, but when did slashdot go to bigger ads on the front page.
(Insert why don't you subscribe joke here) [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:BIG ADS! (Score:1)
by Twirlip of the Mists (twirlipofthemists@yahoo.com) on Saturday October 26, @04:12AM (#4535926)
(User #615030 Info | Last Journal: Saturday October 12, @01:16PM) (Insert why don't you subscribe joke here)
Actually, I'll insert the de rigeur "haven't seen an ad on Slashdot since I started using OmniWeb" remark instead, if that's okay with you. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Another point... (Score:2, Interesting)
by blitzoid on Saturday October 26, @01:39AM (#4535637)
(User #618964 Info) Something I notice on their site is that they'll specifically mention Linux on the trailer download page... perhaps they see Linux (Or *nix/BSD users in general) users as a potential market? One can only hope. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Another point... (Score:1)
by kikensei (joshua.ingaugemedia@com) on Saturday October 26, @01:44AM (#4535651)
(User #518689 Info | http://ingaugemedia.com/) I'd wager big money linux is not in the release picture. I'd bet its only 'cause the divx player is available on linux. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Another point... (Score:1)
by rampant mac on Saturday October 26, @01:50AM (#4535662)
(User #561036 Info | http://www.fatmacserials.com/) It wouldn't surprise me, Blizzard's been very good about simultaneously releasing the Windows & Mac versions of their products for years. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Another point... (Score:1)
by DevilJeff on Saturday October 26, @01:53AM (#4535676)
(User #243585 Info | http://www.angelfire.com/oh/bitofmyworld) Actually, this is a console only game. They mention Linux on the download page, because divx can be played in Windows or Linux (Yes, I know it can be played on Mac, too...but that's what quicktime is for) [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Another point...File size. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @02:04AM (#4535698) Also noted. DivX was about half the size of the Quicktime file. I guess that makes QT the "Texas" of file formats. Y'all likem big. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Another point...File size. (Score:2, Informative)
by Alex Thorpe on Saturday October 26, @02:16AM (#4535727)
(User #575736 Info) The QuickTime version is in Sorenson format, as I suspected before I even downloaded it. If it was in MPEG4, it would have been about the same size or smaller than DivX, since MPEG4 and DivX share the same video codex, just differing in audio format.
Took me a while to get the QuickTime version, though. The mirrors weren't working, save perhaps File Planet with its mandatory registration, and I couldn't reach Blizzard's own FTP server with a browser. I used a stand-alone FTP client instead to download it.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Another point...File size. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @04:17AM (#4535928) If it was in MPEG4, it would have been about the same size or smaller than DivX
Woulda looked like crap, too. MPEG-4 is for little children. Sorenson is for stuff that actually needs to look like it was made by people who draw a paycheck. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Another point... (Score:2, Funny)
by PhiberOptix on Saturday October 26, @02:19AM (#4535738)
(User #182584 Info) the options are:
pc/linux (divx format)
mac (quicktime)
i bet they must be getting lots of email from angry windows users...
-damn you blizzard, first you go consoles, now linux and mac only?!?! wtf!?!? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Nihilistic (Score:3, Informative)
by kmac06 on Saturday October 26, @01:40AM (#4535641)
(User #608921 Info) Its a third person shooter, not first, and although Nihilistic is doing most of the work, Blizzard is still watching it closely.
Also, Nihilistic was started by a group a programmers that left Blizzard after working on StarCraft. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Nihilistic (Score:3, Informative)
by Longinus on Saturday October 26, @01:49AM (#4535661)
(User #601448 Info | http://www.squarepedia.com/) Its a third person shooter, not first, and although Nihilistic is doing most of the work, Blizzard is still watching it closely.
Also, Nihilistic was started by a group a programmers that left Blizzard after working on StarCraft.
Actually, Nihilistic is a bunch of ex-Lucasarts guys who left after doing Jedi Knight I. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Nihilistic (Score:5, Informative)
by KikassAssassin on Saturday October 26, @01:54AM (#4535680)
(User #318149 Info | http://www.customc.net/) Robert Huebner, Nihilistic's president and lead programmer, did work on StarCraft at Blizzard before he founded Nihilistic. That's one of the reasons Blizzard chose them to work on this project. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Nihilistic (Score:2)
by Pxtl (pxtl@remove_this_
(User #151020 Info | http://pxtl.org) This comment keeps bugging me - I've played many good games that move smoothly between first and third person perspective. Sure, from a visual perspective they're different, but in gameplay they're pretty much the same. Behind view and first person are really just views, not gametypes. You don't actually start making changes to the gameplay until you go to 3/4 or top view or something. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Console only title....? (Score:1, Interesting)
by kikensei (joshua.ingaugemedia@com) on Saturday October 26, @01:42AM (#4535643)
(User #518689 Info | http://ingaugemedia.com/) I really don't like consoles, and the gameplay looks awfully stiff, as I expect from those platforms.
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @01:52AM (#4535671) If the game's done right, the move to FPS can actually be interesting. I remember cursing profusely when I found out GTA 3 was going to be in full 3D, and it turned out to be surprisingly close to the original's gameplay.
As for the consoles... well, I'd sure hate to play it on those analog joysticks. RTS games absolutely need a mouse. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Cool weapons but... (Score:3, Funny)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @01:42AM (#4535645) Do I STILL have to wait 30 seconds to use the nuke?! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Hi, I am not a nigger. (Score:-1, Flamebait)
by Buck2 on Saturday October 26, @01:43AM (#4535647)
(User #50253 Info) Please don't discrimanate against me.
If you mod me down, you'z a playahata!
Starcraft ROOLZ! Preview is da bomb, yo! Peace out! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Yo, waddup G (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @01:47AM (#4535658) 'parentLY all da TOP-DOG niggaz in da house be playahatin'.
Fuck 'em, yo. Iz cool. Just so long as you keep it real.
Peace b to da niggaz! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Hi, I am not a nigger. (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @01:50AM (#4535664) What's up with that BULLSHIT!
He spesifically asked not to be descrimanated against!
You'z a bunch of fukken nigga-hataz!! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Hi, I am not a nigger. (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @01:54AM (#4535682) I been noticin' that you'z been gettin' capped on.
Ain't no one in diz house who be sympafetic?
What a pileabitches. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Hello. (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @02:08AM (#4535710)
I have not only a Masters, but also a Doctorate in African-American vis-a-viz Caucazian Relations, and I must say that all of the moderations made to the above, and following, post(s) have been highly discriminatory.
If this activity continues, I may have to inform the local jurisdiction.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Yah NIGGA! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Buck2 on Saturday October 26, @02:11AM (#4535715)
(User #50253 Info)
ME TOO! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Direct download link (Score:3, Informative)
by nstrom on Saturday October 26, @01:46AM (#4535654)
(User #152310 Info) Direct download link for DivX, worked for me:
http://www.nforcefiles.net/afilesa2aa/movie/Gho
by governorx on Saturday October 26, @02:07AM (#4535708)
(User #524152 Info) Isn't nice to see the difference in file size. Notice that the trailer using divx is approx 13 megs while that for Mac (quicktime) is nearly 34 megs.
Seems to me that either the folks at quicktime are behind or us pc/linux =) users are getting jipped. Hopefully it isn't the latter. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Direct download link (Score:1)
by berniecase (berniec@SPAMOFF.technojunkie.org) on Saturday October 26, @02:11AM (#4535717)
(User #20853 Info | http://technojunkie.org/~berniec/ | Last Journal: Wednesday October 23, @08:54PM) Ya know, they could've just used MPEG-4 on the Quicktime file and saved themselves a lot of bandwidth and time. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Starcraft as FPS? (Score:1)
by Sean Riordan (sriordanNO@SPAMsdi-nm.com) on Saturday October 26, @01:49AM (#4535659)
(User #611520 Info) Looks good. Starcraft as an FPS. Different, but interesting. Too bad it's a console game. The only game console I ever had was the Coleco Vision back in the 80's. Anyone heard any news on Starcraft 2? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Starcraft as FPS? (Score:1)
by Mitreya on Saturday October 26, @03:09AM (#4535822)
(User #579078 Info) As of June there was not much
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Date: Mon, 24 Jun 2002 11:32:33 -0700
From: Sales
To:
Subject: RE: starcraft question.
Blizzard has not announced any plans for further development of the StarCraft series. All of our game designers and development teams are currently working on other projects.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Ghost in a shell? (Score:3, Funny)
by baywulf on Saturday October 26, @01:49AM (#4535660)
(User #214371 Info) If I used the AAlib library (http://aa-project.sourceforge.net/aalib/), can I get ghost is a shell?
[ Reply to This | Parent ] ahhh... (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by BEA6D (robin@@@r2r...ca) on Saturday October 26, @01:51AM (#4535667)
(User #124745 Info | http://slashdot.org/) beating the slashdot effect is always a relief... [ Reply to This | Parent ] Paul Wellstone, U.S. Senator, dead at 58 (Score:-1, Flamebait)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @01:53AM (#4535674) I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Paul Wellstone was found dead in a plane this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you aren't from Minnesota, there's no denying his contributions to American government. Truly a American icon. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Blonded - by: Josie Girly (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @01:54AM (#4535684) Here I am putting on my shopping outfit and I know where my wife is
going to take me. She had made the appointment 2 weeks earlier at a
bridal shop. After taking me for bridesmaid's gowns she thought it
would be a good humiliation to have to go through the process of being
a bride so that I can fully understand what females go through.
I 'm wearing a black and white check shift dress, it is sleeveless and
has buttons down the front with a v -neck front. Underneath I'm wearing
a white long sleeved blouse with a large collar in a very feminine
look. White stockings, yes stockings held up by a white garter belt,
white panties very lacy and white pumps with a 2 inch heels. Carrying a
white small purse and of course with 3 pearl earrings in each ear, a
matching pearl necklace and pink polish on my acrylic nails. I look
very feminine and I can't believe that I am so trapped in this outfit,
I am so much at my wife's mercy. She has really got me under her
control. I look in the mirror and realize that I really am no longer a
husband or a male but a girlfriend and a female.
As we are walking across the parking lot towards the car I hear my
heels clicking in the familiar sound and realize after these past three
years of being feminized that I now wiggle very animated, like a model
walking down a runway. It is mortifying.
Instead of going in the direction of the bridal shop we are driving
towards Holly's salon which I start to worry. Its not Tuesday or Friday
my usual hair appointment dates. That's when I get my set and style. Or
I get my nails or waxing done. As we pull into the lot of Holly's my
wife says, "I have something that I've decided to do to your hair. Go
in Holly is expecting you I spoke with her this morning."
I wiggle into the salon and of course all of the other women say, "Hi
Josie." Holly is sitting on the couch when I walk in and she says, "We
have a surprise for you sweetie." As Holly leads me to the back chairs
I walk past Amy one of the stylists and she comments, "I love that
outfit honey, VERY CUTE." I say thank you and tell her I like her shoes
and feel very self-conscious as I wiggle by all the different patrons
and other stylists. The salon is packed and it is filled with only
women. Holly asks one of the stylists, "Where did you put that white
lightning that I mixed for Josie?" Now without telling anything, she
seats me, covers me with a pink apron shampoos my hair and then she
starts to brush on this white paste on my hair. I don't even get an
explanation. I know not to say anything because she will tell my wife
that I misbehaved and I will be punished more severely.
After my entire head is covered and it smells very strong, it is
burning my eyes, I am covered in a plastic cap and put under the dryer.
As it cooks every couple of minutes Holly would walk by and check.
Start to giggle and tell me, "Not quite, a few more minutes honey."
Another woman is sitting next to me under the dryer also. Her hair is
covered in a plastic cap and she says to me, "What we have to go
through, I hope my husband appreciates what I do to look good for him.
Does your husband realize what you go through for him too?"
I try and smile and tell her I hope so and realize that this woman
thinks I am another female. And she should, I look at my breasts
pushing through my blouse and look down at my shaved legs encased in
white stockings in heels and realize that I don't look anything like a
male at all. And so in my sqeaky voice I talk to her all about men,
fashions, and various other girl talk. I really have no choice.
Finally Holly takes me out from under the dryer and washes the paste
out of my hair. Then she puts another liquid in and rubs it throughout.
"This is a toner and it stays in for about 5 minutes. Then you are
ready for the curl and set." When that is finished she lead
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] The Day is Upon Us (Score:-1)
by insomniac on Saturday October 26, @01:55AM (#4535685)
(User #33758 Info | Last Journal: Monday August 27, @12:35AM) The man looked at his watch and knew the hour was approaching. It would soon be time. The clock's hands were tediously ticking towards the dreaded hour. The heat of the moment. The battle of all battles. The fire and the fury.
It could not be averted. There is no avoiding the inevitable. The climax neared. No postponing of necessary outcomes. No, no even delaying of danger. It neared zero hour. His hands were heavy.
Mother, are you there? Where did everyone go? Father, do you love me? Robert, you killed my brother, you dirty rat! GOATSEX! [goatse.cx] !#$!! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Paul Wellstone, U.S. Senator, dead at 58 (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @01:59AM (#4535688) I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Paul Wellstone was found dead in a plane this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you aren't a Democrat from Minnesota, there's no denying his contributions to American government. Truly a American icon. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Just another politician ? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @02:06AM (#4535701) Did he do anything constructive with his power ? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Just another politician ? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @02:15AM (#4535726) Autofellatio. Need I say more? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Early for Blizzard? (Score:2, Funny)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @02:00AM (#4535691) Strange that Blizzard would release a trailer showing a fair amount of gameplay not much more than a month since the game itself was announced. Remember how long Warcraft 3 was in development? [ Reply to This | Parent ] love/hate blizzard (Score:5, Funny)
by nebenfun on Saturday October 26, @02:02AM (#4535694)
(User #530284 Info) Damn! I lost my schedule again.
Could someone please remind me if we hate blizzard this week?
thanks.
nbfn [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:love/hate blizzard (Score:2, Funny)
by Have Blue on Saturday October 26, @02:15AM (#4535725)
(User #616 Info | http://slashdot.org/) It's Saturday, so you should be able to drool over this movie for...
by laxrox on Saturday October 26, @02:16AM (#4535731)
(User #28204 Info) It's not a schedule, it's a secret decoder ring.
Where have you been? Join the club! (pun intended) [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:love/hate blizzard (Score:1)
by Anonvmous Coward (slashdot-tork@reflectionsoldiers.com) on Saturday October 26, @02:29AM (#4535755)
(User #589068 Info) 'Could someone please remind me if we hate blizzard this week?"
Well, Blizzard hasn't sued anybody attempting to do stuff they really shouldn't be doing, so you can focus on the important part which is making good games.
(Ah, good thing I killed the lead Orc. Now I have +3 Flame protection against comments like that!) [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:More Mono Trolling, Don't You Folks Get Tired? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @02:37AM (#4535769) > Well, Blizzard hasn't sued anybody attempting to
> do stuff they really shouldn't be doing,
And who the hell tells people what they should and shuldn't be doing? Blizzard? Uh, no... So you're wrong [bnetd.org]. [ Reply to This | Parent ] EDITORS: REVOKE MOD PRIVLEDGES OF UPMODDERS (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @02:50AM (#4535791) The parent post is most certainly neither funny nor original. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:EDITORS: REVOKE MOD PRIVLEDGES OF UPMODDERS (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @04:22AM (#4535936) EDITORS: REVOKE MOD PRIVLEDGES OF UPMODDERS
Yeah. That works. Sheesh. Fuckin' noob.
(Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.) [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:love/hate blizzard (Score:2)
by eyez (eyez@b a b b l i c a . n et) on Saturday October 26, @03:10AM (#4535825)
(User #119632 Info | http://www.babblica.net/) Yes, of course we hate them; They're an evil company trying to take our rights away to create interoperability software.
But, jesus, that game looks sexy. It's very VERY hard to keep up your morals when the companies do that to you; I hate blizzard, and I've sworn off Diablo, warcraft AND starcraft because of what they've done. But it's going to take every last drop of willpower left in my body to stop me from buying this game when it comes out, and there's a chance that it just won't be enough. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:love/hate blizzard (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @03:44AM (#4535872) We're hating blizzard this week. Why else would they link to the 13.1 MB movies? >=} [ Reply to This | Parent ] Don't count your Zergs until they hatch (Score:3, Interesting)
by realgone (jim@mistertumb l e s.com) on Saturday October 26, @02:06AM (#4535702)
(User #147744 Info | http://www.mistertumbles.com/)
Blizzard Entertainment has put up gameplay trailers for their upcoming console title... Yup -- just so long as by "upcoming" you mean well over a year from now. [blizzard.com] More likely two years, given Blizzard's track record on meeting projected shipping dates... [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Don't count your Zergs until they hatch (Score:2, Interesting)
by fuzzygeek on Saturday October 26, @02:16AM (#4535729)
(User #557065 Info) i would argue that deadlines are easier to meet for console projects as (insert standardized hardware/os argument here). although as they are slated to release for all the nextgen consoles, that argument may be blown out of the water.
my main issue is that i don't forsee many LAN parties featuring SC:G. while i'll piece together computers and build a LAN in my home office to play multiplayer PC games, i don't see myself going out and buying four (insert console here) and four TVs (or VGA adapters).
pity.
although if they were going to port it to PC, the Xbox code might be a good place to start. heh.
was i the only one that was deeply disappointed by WC3?
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Don't count your Zergs until they hatch (Score:1)
by Guitarzan on Saturday October 26, @02:29AM (#4535757)
(User #57028 Info) was i the only one that was deeply disappointed by WC3?
Nope, you sure weren't. But you were probably among the many (myself included) with ridiculously high expectations. Granted, I wasn't DEEPLY disappointed, but I got bored with WC3 pretty quickly.
But to be semi on topic, I have a console so I'll probably play this one. However, I'm not expecting much in the way of multiplayer at all. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Don't count your Zergs until they hatch (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @02:57AM (#4535806) wow, all those expensive, ultra-cool, unmatchable graphics that all the big publishers think are SO important, didn't make the game better?
Who woulda thunk it?
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Don't count your Zergs until they hatch (Score:1)
by Guitarzan on Saturday October 26, @03:18AM (#4535835)
(User #57028 Info) Graphics weren't the big deal at all. Everyone knows that 2D graphics look better. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Don't count your Zergs until they hatch (Score:2)
by Pxtl (pxtl@remove_this_
(User #151020 Info | http://pxtl.org) Hmm - look at the game - its not designed for multiplayer anyways, its a single player adventure sneaky game - closer to syphon filter or metal gear. Which is also why it belongs on a console. They can keep their single-player games, thankyou. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Don't count your Zergs until they hatch (Score:5, Insightful)
by Anonvmous Coward (slashdot-tork@reflectionsoldiers.com) on Saturday October 26, @02:40AM (#4535776)
(User #589068 Info) "More likely two years, given Blizzard's track record on meeting projected shipping dates..."
Blizzard can get away with it. They release their games when it's ready to be released.
Personally, I'd prefer companies take a cue from Blizzard and consider the quality of their games instead of trying to meet trade-shows. With all the crap out there, there's room for companies that actually care. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Don't count your Zergs until they hatch (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @02:59AM (#4535809) yep. Blizzard cares. Twelve sequels and 37 spinoffs. The only thing new is the "we're so #%*&#$@* cool" logo at the beginning of the trailers.
Blizzard cares. Sure thing.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Don't count your Zergs until they hatch (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @03:13AM (#4535828) They release their games when it's ready to be released.
You mean like Daikatana? And Duke Nukem Forever? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Don't count your Zergs until they hatch (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @03:36AM (#4535856) Can they really afford two years in an industry where consoles seem to have a life of about five years? They'd be releasing in the third year of that lifespan, and by then I'm sure developers will be stretching the limits of the system (ala DKC 1,2,3 on the SNES and Perfect Dark on N64... sorry, I'm a Nintendo fanboy). If they DO take that much time, let's hope they make adjustments along the way to keep up with the competition. Just my 2 anonymous cents.
BTW, this seems kind of late to be posting this story. Do they queue them to post at specific times or something? [ Reply to This | Parent ] sellouts (Score:0, Interesting)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @02:07AM (#4535705) Blizzard is a sellout for going console-only. It makes no sense why they can't develop for the PC if they're developing for the X-Box, outside of a contractual agreement. [ Reply to This | Parent ] How to be a slashdot troll - FAQ v 1.00 (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @02:09AM (#4535713) So, you've always wanted to be a troll? Good choice. Trolling slashdot is a fun hobby. Let's deal with the basics first:
1. What is trolling?
Trolling is the art of pissing of people with too much free time, namely moderators. It's a highly amusing sport. A sucessful troll can cause tons of havoc.
2. Sound good. How do I troll?
The best trolls are somewhat subtle. For instance, posting "linux sucks!" and you will be immediently modded down. A smart troll might post
"Linux on the desktop is simply not an option right now. It's simply too hard to use. Forget what the typical microsoft hating linux zeolot says - the truth is linux is not a viable alternitive".
The above post is longer, and not a blatent troll. While it will piss off the typical long haired hippie it might even be modded up as insightful!
3. Hmm. Can you give me any tips on my first troll?
Certainly. Don't post typical troll phrases such as "Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!" or include a link to goats.cx. These are far too obvious, and will be modded down without comment. Likewise, whilst gettng first post is fun, don't say fp! I suggest using a little imagination, such as setting up a free redirector (like cjb.net) to point to goats.cx. Try and make the site relevant too the story, such as "Joe MIT hacker making his XOR gate out of water is pretty cool, but it's been done before here . Most moderators are lazy and won't click the link. Chances are you will be modded up as insightful.
4. Any other dirty tricks?
Sure, there's plenty. Whenever anyone includes a link, follow up and say 'Don't click here! it's a goats.cx link!' this will earn you karma whilst getting the sucker modded down. Another one: When the site featured in the story gets slashdotted, claim you have a mirror. Give the IP address of goats.cx as the mirror.
5. What should I avoid doing?
Please *don't* post stuff incolving disturbing sexial experiences of comments. We don't want to hear about what you did with a dog last week, nor why michael (the editor) does with 5 pounds of ice and a shovel a day. Not only is it sick but you give all trolls a bad name. Also, speaking in l337 makes you look like a teenage acne scarred moron. Finally, think carefully before you troll. You are trying to cause havoc. This will not happen if you are modded down within 30 seconds of posting. be subtle.
Have fun, trolling is an honorable sport.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Fuck Vivendi Universal (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @02:19AM (#4535736) avenge bnetd!
boycott all Vivendi Universal products!
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Fuck Vivendi Universal (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @02:45AM (#4535784) whoever modded this offtopic can suck my sack
The
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Um... (Score:2)
by The Bungi on Saturday October 26, @02:20AM (#4535741)
(User #221687 Info | http://slashdot.org/) OK, I don't want to troll here... or something. But... the movie... isn't that voice the same that used to do the "descriptions" for bad 70's porno films from Sweden? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Um... (Score:2)
by MalleusEBHC (biatchi2@hotmail.com) on Saturday October 26, @03:55AM (#4535886)
(User #597600 Info) If you are able to pick out a voice from bad 70's Swedish porno films, shouldn't you be more worried about what that says about you and not what that says about Blizzard? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Um... (Score:1)
by styxlord on Saturday October 26, @04:23AM (#4535937)
(User #9897 Info) I don't see any Swedish 70's porn in his filmography [imdb.com] but you never know
by EvilStein on Saturday October 26, @02:32AM (#4535764)
(User #414640 Info | http://www.pbp.net/)
by alien_tracking_devic on Saturday October 26, @02:41AM (#4535778)
(User #579685 Info) The way of the warrior
Is the path of shadoooooooow
The gift of the warrior
Is to perceive that which cannot be seen
(don't you mean "which cannot be perceived"?)
The spirit of the warrior
Is to STRIKE in a single moment (should be under "way")
The destiny of the warrior
Is balance in all things (file under "spirit")
And when balance is lost (gasp...)
All that is left (dramatic pause...)
Is... the reckoning
Yeah..."the reckoning"...right.
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by fenix down on Saturday October 26, @02:51AM (#4535794)
(User #206580 Info) I never knew that the SOUL of the WARRIOR had so much to do with wearing form-fitting wetsuits and posing suggestively...
Will there be dramatic netative-color fade-outs that make her ass crack glow in the game too? If not, wanna run out a patch for that? Thanks.
Fwoosh! Blinded by da booty! Take that, Zerg overlord!
Goodnight everybody! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Actor Sir Richard Harris, Dead at 72 (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @02:58AM (#4535807)
I just saw the news on my pager -- actor Sir Richard Harris, famous to a new generation of fans for playing Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone and Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets was found dead in his home in England. There were no further details.
Even if you never saw his films, there's no denying his contribution to popular cultural. Truly a British icon.
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by Wes Janson on Saturday October 26, @03:04AM (#4535814)
(User #606363 Info) Will there still be that effect where every second or third shot misses for no apparant reason, yet every other hits precisely on-target? I guess this one has permanent auto-aim, or *gasp* continuity is broken! [ Reply to This | Parent ] OT: Random missing (Score:1)
by andfarm (andfarm@thibs.menloschool.org) on Saturday October 26, @03:56AM (#4535889)
(User #534655 Info | http://thibs.menloschool.org/~andfarm/ | Last Journal: Thursday April 11, @12:43AM) Random misses occur for low terrain to high terrain shots on all units. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Let's see the gape! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @03:06AM (#4535818) I wipe my ass with my hand and then wash my hand. It saves paper.
Free
The
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Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Become-A-Zerg (Score:1)
by Wes Janson on Saturday October 26, @03:06AM (#4535819)
(User #606363 Info) It'll be located on the control panel. Click to become infested, click again to make all Terrans die. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Did I download the wrong trailer file? (Score:0, Troll)
by the_other_one on Saturday October 26, @03:13AM (#4535829)
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All I got was a circular fog thing with a voice, bad music and let me restate REALLY LAME GRAPHICS.
I was expecting something some thing that would make me want to play this game.
The seven minuite trailer that I saw last night for Doom III really made me want to buy it (not wait for christmas).
This thing makes me think that a release of Geriatric PAC MAN would be a better choice.
Blizzard should really consider a new advertising agency.
I think that there is one that used to work for Microsoft.
They could use stock photos and do a I switched from freecell and Installed my own game type of ad.
They could even try to get some mileage with a diatribe from a stoned teenager
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Did I download the wrong trailer file? (Score:1, Troll)
by the_other_one on Saturday October 26, @03:50AM (#4535878)
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Am I missing something?
or Did the (-1 troll) moderator work for Blizzard, Micosoft, Apple, or related law firm or advertizing agencey
I am only trying to ask if I have the correct trailer????
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Did I download the wrong trailer file? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @03:56AM (#4535888) If the moderator works for a law firm then
You will be geting a letter hand delivered soon. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Slashdot in German (Score:-1)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @03:34AM (#4535852) Got this on the German download page:
Download kaputt
You can say that again... [ Reply to This | Parent ] big game hunters AGAIN??? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @03:42AM (#4535868) Why in the hell do I keep getting sent to this same stupid place!!! Argh... at least I'll be out when somebody uses laghack. [ Reply to This | Parent ] a bit disappointed (Score:3, Interesting)
by selderrr on Saturday October 26, @03:48AM (#4535875)
(User #523988 Info | Last Journal: Wednesday October 23, @02:15PM) apart from the cool cloaking effect and the fish-eye view, I see little or no revolutionary stuff. From what a trailer can tell, I'd put it in the oni/halo category, which happens to be a rather crowded one.
It's been a while (since the doom3 trailers actually) since I've had a 'wow... this shit is awesome...' reaction, and SC-G doesn't trigger that for me.
Then again, I might have played just a bit too much fps games to get wowed anymore. All I see in those trailers is cannon fodder
by selderrr on Saturday October 26, @03:52AM (#4535882)
(User #523988 Info | Last Journal: Wednesday October 23, @02:15PM) is this just me, or are her boobs to small for an average digital female warrior ?
big fat ass tho... might spurr ideas... [ Reply to This | Parent ] Just imagine.... (Score:1)
by standsolid on Saturday October 26, @04:01AM (#4535900)
(User #619377 Info | Last Journal: Saturday October 26, @04:22AM) Imagine the FPS of this running a beow...
-1: stop using that joke... [ Reply to This | Parent ]
looks like a solid snake affair but with jubblies.
That Hyrdalisk that was right on top of him was pretty cool though :) Think of all the cool Starcraft shit that could be in the game... Lurkers and Battlecruisers and Goliaths and Archons.. thousand of zerglings.. :) could be a fun game.
But of course, who really knows. As with everything, have to wait and see...
"Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
But I don't really know which console is the best, and (surprisingly) a quick search at google didn't result in many comparisons between the three consoles. Right now I'm leaning towards a Gamecube (mainly because I had both a NES and a SNES when I was younger, and the Resident Evil remakes), but what do others here recommend? BTW: I have no interest in running Linux on my console :P
It's surely looks like ONI to me. ONI was missing a lot of details and the 3d world was kind of block shaped, but i hope it will be the same 'genre'. Things i loved about were the anime style 3d, and the fact that it was running very nicely on my old laptop (a 333Mhz).
;-)
Well, StarCraft ghost looks far more beautiful, i hope they'll be a dozen of combo to do. Btw, a funny thing is that ONI means ghost or demon in Japanese... So, is this StarCraft - ONI?
Check the web for some shots, scripts and maps at ONI Central and ONI Res. Btw, you can download the demo it's not that big, and i guess i'll playing it in some minutes again.
freddo
-- search the web
Mr. Horse: No sir, I don't like it.
That is what came to mind when I saw the preview to this game.
I've never heard of a game being released on *all three* consoles before. Is this new? And, do they really have the leverage to tell the console makers that they don't get an exclusive lock on the game? This seems pretty strange to me.
:)
All that being said, I'm looking forward to GTA4 on Oct 29 much more
I mean, a Linux user cant play any recent games on his computer, so he is more likely to own a console for gaming ... ;)
HI O WISE PRINCE. WHT TOOK U SO DAM LONG?
When I play this trailer I just get the 'key frames' with no motion in between...
I downloaded and installed the latest DivX codec.
Anyone else get this?
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great...wonderful...IF YOU HAVE A CONSOLE!!! i dont know about any of the rest of you, but i dont have the odd $200-250 to shell out for an xbox, ps2 or gamecube. guess im gonna have to buy all three in order to play any of the new games that are coming out. course, it would prolly all look better with my p4 2.53 and a GF4, but thats besides the point.
I don't matter if blizzard releases another shitty craft-game again.
You are like child. When bnetd was shut down you cried in anger, and some days later you are happy like a child with a candy when blizzard releases the same craft-shit again.
Be adult and consistent with yourself. If you don't like the bnetd case, don't buy anything from then, and write them an e-mail explaining why you will not buy their latest game.
...that someone at Blizzard saw the success Westwood had with C&C: Renegade and thought 'hey, we could do that!'...after all, it's essentially the same concept: take the coolest infantry unit in your RTS game and make a shooter about it...
Twelve Arbiters
Eleven Science Vessels
Ten Ultralisks
Nine Battlecruisers
Eight Archons Burning
Seven Zerglings Swarming
Six Zealots Fighting
Five Newborn Queens
Fout Hydralisks
Three Marines
Two Terran Waiths
And a brand New SCV!
... I wasn't impressed.
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I can't believe this is for a console! I own a PS2, and yes, the game seems made for a console, but I would have thought that this SHOULD have been made for the PC. I will buy it, but I was just hoping to flex my PC's muscles and play this game at my desk with a real keyboard and mouse instead of an awkward console controller.
It's StarCraft after all...made for and inspired by the PC... what else will the video game publishers take away from the PC gamers who MADE the next generation gaming market?
Remember how they used the DMCA as a club against the bnet.d project?
I loved their earlier games, I have Warcraft, Diablo, Diablo 2, and Starcraft (all legit, the only reason why I still have a PC at home with windows) but I will not in good conscience buy another.
My rights don't need management.
Did they go out of their way to look quicktime look bad?
:)
Anyhow, your right, the Video codec used in the Quicktime file is Sorenson.... Sorenson. Not even Sorenson 3, but Sorenson 1! The difference is pretty much clicking a damned checkbox in the encoder!
Or even better, they could have used MPEG-4.
That's not the real kicker though... no, the Audio is even better. Take a wild guess what audio encoding they're using: None.
That's right, uncompressed audio. They had their coice of a dozen different audio encodings, including aac and vbr-mp3, and chose uncompressed audio. That's 14.3 megs of (POOR QUALITY!) audio for a 1 minute 25 second movie file.
Glad to know blizzard has a competent video group
Sorenson Video 3.1 Pro is very competitive against MPEG-4 Advanced Simple implementations like DivX. It supports 2-pass VBR, B-frames, etcetera.
QuickTime can only decode Simple, not Advanced Simple, so SV3.1 can beat it handily.
Of course, they used Sorenson Video 1, which is much old and lousy. Presumably this is for backwards compatibility (to QT3), instead of the only months old QT6 which is required for MPEG-4.
MPEG-4 is awesome, but it is NOT all about maximum quality at small files. Propritary codecs beat all public implementations of MPEG-4 today on this measure.
Of course, being an ISO standard has other, huge, advangages.
My video compression blog
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The reason everyone's making 3rd person shooter games is the same one that drove everyone to make platform games back in the NES/SNES/Genesis days. They follow a simple formula, have some level cliches to keep you from having to work too hard on ideas, and with the vast number of others out there it's easy just to copy ideas directly if it gets too hard.
Everything now-a-days has to be 3d (Why this is, I don't know. I'd really like to play another side-scrolling sprite-based Mario Brothers game), and while games like Crash Bandicoot, Sonic Adventures, and Mario64 did well in certain markets, they're not the kinds of titles that sell anymore. They manifestly lack flashy graphics and things exploding, which are what sells games, apparently. As such, the console market had to move on to something else. FPSes have a pretty tight upper limit as to what you can innovate, and most releases focus on the newer, flashier, more-memory-eating graphics than any actual difference in gameplay. Console game authors can't rely on hardware upgrades to support their latest endeavour, so FPS games are pretty much right out. Third-person shooters (or just 3rd person adventure games in general, to include games like Onimusha that fit the mold but lack the guns) give you a little more freedom to innovate ("In this one you play a ninja frog with 76 secret tongue attacks to unlock!") without really moving Too far away from the "slightly-maze-like levels with plenty of moving things to make scream, bleed, and stop moving" formula.
So until someone comes up with a new display medium, we'll probably be stuck with an ever increasing selection of 3rd person adventure games and progressively more movie-like RPGs to play on consoles.
"If a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live" -- MLK, Jr.
Wow, I thought a larger company like that would have more resources. I can't even get to their main site. mmmmmmmmmm the power of slashdot.. hah
For some reason I can't access blizzard.com properly (did we manage to slashdot it or is it the screwy gateway on my host being weird again). On the trailer it mentioned all three consoles, but not PC. I assume this is because there's no logo for PC (unless we're going windows symbol and tux for linux, etc), or would they be so cruel as to release it for console before PC?
There's too much marketing going out to console games right now. I need something other than NWN to test my CPU and video card to the edge.
(and while they're at it, can they get the Squaresoft guys to bring out FFX for PC too?)
a steamy pile of crap, I have to agree. It's not a flame if it's an objective statement by someone who still owns a Texas Instruments console. I have standards ppl and Ghost is almost the exact opposite of a new Halflife mod 'Natural Selection'. No gameplay depth, just pretty colors. That's what warcraft iii turned out to be about.
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Frankly, I doubt if most people on Slashdot care about Blizzard coming up with yet another game to consume lives. I could be wrong, but it has to be wrong when a game is considered bigger news on Slashdot than the death of a liberal, anti-big-business senator. I think that these are both newsworthy here, but as technology gets increasingly political, the death of a senator involved in one of the key races that will determine who controls the US Senate should be considered news. Senator Wellstone was looked at favorably in his one mentioning on Slashdot. But, I digress. Most people should have multiple sources of news anyway. Since this is headline news everywhere else, why put it here? (But then why did Slashdot do 9/11 coverage this year?) Just some stuff to think about. Peace.
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