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Dr. Robot Watches Over Home And More
jverbov writes "A Canadian firm has created what they call an 'intellgent personal robotic companion.' It can be wirelessly connected to your home Internet connection, has a built-in camera and speech recognition software. There's a recent article about it at the Toronto Star." This thing promises a lot, and while the price is steep, it's a lot cheaper than some other household robots due out.
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About time something came along to keep watch over my Aibo!
Since it's canadian, it won't have a built-in gun, thus removing much of whatever appeal it may have for gun-crazy yankees.
Exactly how complex does the learning algorithm have to be before a connection to the internet makes a machine dangerous? Seriously, we really don't understand how close or far we are to making a machine self aware. Is connecting an AI unit to the NET really an ethically responsible thing to do?
I've dirtied my hands writing poetry, for the sake of seduction; that is, for the sake of a useful cause. --Dostoevsky
I would like to see them make robots that are very modular, This would have a couple of benifits, people would be able to start their robot much cheaper (Only have to buy one or two functions to start with) and they would be able to upgrade and expand their robot as they needed more features. This would be kinda like computers are now and would help bots get adapted by the population at large much more quickly. (Think of how fast things took off after clones came out)
Isn't this what women are for?
Isn't this what women are for?
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" - Derek Bok
A whole new way of having fun, send your personal robot onto the streets to War-chalk for you.
"I didn't do it officer, you just can't trust robots these days"
An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
In patrol mode, the bipedal robot acts as a home security system, scoping out your house for intruders. If the robot's thermal sensors detect a human in the house, the robot can e-mail to the owner or call them on their cell phone.
[AOL voice] You've got Intruders! [/AOL voice]
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The article says these robots will be under $3k. If that turns out to be true, it would finally make advanced robots like this more affordable for the home. If they could get the price down below $1500, then this is the price of a good purebred pet. It might be interesting to have such robots that look like animals. No more cleaning the cat box!
So anyone with a bit of knowhow (or the right script) could potentially hijack this device to watch ladies change, or to observe someone punching in an alarm code, or whatever else their devious little minds might come up with? I really like the idea of Canadian robots, and having connected devices is pretty neat as well - but the internet is inherently insecure, and I just don't know if I'd feel comfortable with a little camera running around watching me all day when the possibility exists that someone could access it.
You want your alarm system to be visible; make the badguys think twice about breaking in.
If the alarm system consists of a toy; then the burglers are going to break in, trash the joint, then get shot when the cops turn up.
Blood is really hard to get out of shagpile!
A robot that could clean up after me. If it could tell the differences between trash, and nontrash, and clothes, I would buy one.
Isn't this what women are for?
Talk about hitting the nail on the head! Why do you think this is on Slashdot?
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" - Derek Bok
If not, it isn't worth the price tag.
;)
Probably most people like me are looking for something that is smart enough to take over mundane household tasks like the laundry, vacumming, mowing the lawn. etc...
You know, preferably one that happens to be cheaper than having a kid.
I think we will have reached the pinacle of home robotics when I go to get my 3am Ice Cream and the fridge says "I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave".
I live in a giant bucket.
>>"But he said it was important to make the robot look as human as possible, so people would think it was smart."
-I beg to differ.
"-You see here the problem is somwhere between the keybaord and the chair"
This is Slashdot. Unhygenic geeks living in their parents' basement. Think about it.
No way!!
When the first batch of the robots is released next year they'll likely cost between $1,500 and $3,100, Xie said.
For a robot that can walk and maintain his balance, as well as all of the other things mentioned in the article (all wireless too!) I don't think it's a steep price at all!! Any computer geek knows that a good computer costs them 3,500 (CDN) just to play games at a good speed! I think having a robot around at that price is paltry in comparison to what you can do with it!!!
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Or it walks out of range of the wireless base station? I know my base station's coverage is pretty weak thoughout my house. Then again, at $1500+, another base station looks cheap.
On a more serious note, I'd really like to see how well it handles stairs and how well it can keep from running into things. I'd also be interested in how pet-proof it is.
In our website, you will find the latest technologies advances and trends that are shaping our lives with the presence of robotic companions in your homes. Also, you will find information on our new products that will enhance your life dramatically no matter how old you are or what stage your life is at.
How can a robot enhance your life? They make it sound like you're adopting someone or hiring your own personal assistant.
Let me know when robots can actually do important yet monotonous tasks for me, and then I'll buy one. Until then, I'll just consider robots cool gadgetry, but not purposeful, functional things.
Or get a dog.
How long until we get to Metropolis?
Imagine this thing being hacked, if it's got an internet connection, it's just a matter of time. With the options this thing has it could report you to the RIAA for downloading songs, or start the next "klez variant" outbreak, even record your "extra carricular activities" to play back for your girlfriend. It's a robotic spy waiting to happen.
) Human Kind Vs Human Creation
) It'd be interesting to see how many humans would survive to serve us.
What this does represent is the very earliest twinkle in the imagination of robotic developers who are waiting for the technology to catch up to our science fiction dreams - the day when personal robots will truely be useful as 'pals' that will help you in your daily life and provide an anthropomorphic touch, kind of like Data and his 'positronic brain'.
At some point, the argument will begin as to whether they are 'alive' or not, and robot rights groups will spring up everywhere! Whee!
--Mike
If my kids are going to be anything like the kids that I hope they will be, they will:
1) Jam the Robot's wireless frequency
2) Hack the firmware and play a loop-back video of them doing homework.
3) Rewrite AI in Aibo and the robot to deathmatch mode and take bets.
etc
but realistically, kids will probabbly
1) knock robot down with chair, accidentally or otherwise
2) sit on it, accidentally or otherwise
3) spray ketchup onto it, accidentally or otherwise
4) go swimming with it, accidentally or otherwise
you get the idea
either way - to make a robot "kids proof" is a tall order - i am not sure if this flimsy looking thing fills it.
My life in the land of the rising sun.
I must admit this has a lot of potential! Especially the low cost is interesting, since it makes it available to a much larger group of consumers. But there is one thing I wonder about though: In the picture, although the robot does not look like some cheap, 99 cent item, it still appears to be... rather fragile.
I am not sure if the bipedal robot is the best design, simply because it seems rather unstable. And with cameras, advanced processors and so on, I would think that you do not want this thing to be just that - unstable. It seems to me that you would want it to be as stable and as sturdy as possible. Otherwise, all the great examples of home-use don't really seem like viable options for many families.
You would never let your expensive new laptop with built-in thermal detectors, and all sorts of other great gadgets walk up and down stairs unprotected... would you? I think we can all just picture the shiny little computer comming apart in slow-motion...
So before I would ever consider investing in something like this (which I at some time surely would), I would be VERY certain that it can stand up to the strongest natural force known to man: Children and stairs!
See subject. That's all I'm really interested in. Not so excited about hips and arms waving around. It's good that they do have arms though. So that way mabey somebody could hack the software and write a program to enable it to....
Get me a beer out of the fridge.
Then I'd buy it for sure. It's such a damn pain to get up out of my chair every 5 minutes for one.
No, I'm not going to buy one of those little ones and hook them up either, when I just bought a huge GE double doored fridge
Thanks for the info, though
So far, I really don't see much that distinguishes this "personal robot" from, say, Microsoft ActiMates Barney. Well, it _does_ have the thermal sensor thing... why does this suddenly seem like Barney meets the Terminator?
Seriously, though... this seems like agent technology done right. I'd much prefer Dr. Robot to Clippit, thank you very much. However, I forsee that this will be considered nothing but a very expensive toy. Perhaps he can contend with rand(verb); Me Elmo 5 years from now for Christmas domination.
"I am root. Bow before me." To this I say, "You are root, and you bear the sins of the world upon your shoulders."
"If the robot's thermal sensors detect a human in the house, the robot can e-mail to the owner or call them on their cell phone."
*ring ring
Owner: "Hello?"
Robot: "A warm humanoid mass is robbing your house. Video has been sent to your email, enjoy. Thank you for choosing Dr. Robot."
--"The perfect example of the man of action is the suicide." - William Carlos Williams
I can't stand the Toronto Star. It's a horrible, biased newspaper.
IV. Personalities and Emotions
In addition, Dr Robot Inc. has planned to develop unique personalities and emotions of the robot based on the relationship with its owner. Personalities such as playful and shy, as well as emotions (such as happiness, sadness, fear, dislike, surprise, and anger) can be expressed by the robot via sophisticated voice synthesis and body language to hold intelligent conversation with its owner and other people.
Great - the mechanized psycho home companion ...
El Robot Doctor
Cuando un médico trata de sacarnos sangre pero no nos encuentra la vena, es fácil sentir dolor. Para no sentirnos como un acerico, deberemos confiar en la habilidad de un nuevo robot.
Los ingenieros del londinense Imperial College han desarrollado un robot especializado en extracciones de sangre. Algunos pacientes ya han empezado a apreciarlos, o al menos más que a un estudiante de medicina en prácticas...
Ciertamente, son más fiables que ellos. No sólo encuentran las vena a la primera sino que además la tratan bien, evitando el dolor que se produce cuando la aguja se introduce demasiado profundamente.
Para hallar la vena, el robot utiliza el primitivo sentido del tacto; es capaz de detectar la fuerza de resistencia con la que el tejido responde tras una presión, averiguando qué hay bajo la piel con una resolución de 1 milímetro. Esta fuerza depende de la elasticidad de lo que haya debajo de la piel: un músculo es más fuerte que la grasa, y las venas tienen un comportamiento muy definido (como un globo deshinchado).
La posición de las venas aparecerá en una pantalla, y después el operador podrá elegir la mejor y ordenar al robot que proceda con la extracción de sangre. Otros sensores miden continuamente las fuerzas de resistencia que se encuentra la aguja al penetrar, y ésta deja de avanzar en el momento en que la pared de la vena es atravesada. Esto es muy útil en el caso de niños o personas mayores.
Ahora sólo falta convencer a los pacientes de que confíen en el extraño aparato que va a extraerles la sangre. No todo el mundo se aviene a ello, sobre todo niños pequeños, que se niegan a permanecer quietos. (New Scientist)
Vaya Con Dios!
El Trolling Troller
Missy dialed the phone for her Mistress Gloria. The session began
..would she have the nerve to do that? Then what? Flirt with men?
....you want them to cum for you so you can swallow all their juice,
with Mistress just checking and making sure that Missy had bought
everything on her list. And then, as Missy sat there all made up in
her new cosmetics, her lingerie, and especially doused in perfume,
Mistress Gloria spent the whole session making her go through and
describe the gay magazine, page by page, commenting on the men's hot
bodies and how Missy felt about them and their hard cocks. She got
horny and felt more and more submissive with each page. She got out
another required purchase - a 6" dildo, with balls - and fondled it
as she went through the disgusting magazine. To her surprise, she
was getting more and more aroused with each photo.....of naked men!
As she got closer to her orgasm, Mistress Gloria got very specific
about exactly how she would cum......on her back, legs spread for
her lover's cock, moaning in a high pitched woman's voice, begging
to be fucked by the man's cock, thrusting her hips for him, pleading
for his male cum, gazing at the picture of the big hard sexy cock.....
and then when she came, to slather up her dildo with the cum and lick
and suck all of it off the big cock......and as she came, it was more
powerful and intense than any she could remember. She was willing to
lick and suck the cum from the dildo.....more than willing!
As she hungrily performed this degrading act, Mistress Gloria
whispered
in her ear, "This is how you will cum from now on. You are not
allowed to cum unless you are completely dressed and do it this way,
and you lick and suck the dildo while you look at your gay magazine.
Or during a session with me." Missy almost could've cum again at
this point! Then, she was given another list of things to buy: a
dress, hosiery, a wig, more makeup, shoes........this was going fast,
and it was an exciting ride already!
Missy spent all late afternoon and early evening getting ready. Her
make-up skills needed lots of practice, especially the eyeliner and
eyeshadow. But she enjoyed every minute of it, dressed in her
lingerie and feeling the weight of her boobs in her bra. "Boobs" they
were in name only, actually just small water filled balloons. Small,
so as to be realistic, not clown-like, when covered by her top or
dress. When she finished her makeup, and adjusted her lingerie, she
sat on the motel room bed. She slid the white fish-net stockings up
her legs and attached the garters from her frilly garter belt to
them......it was tricky to get just right.....and stood up, feeling
them pull a little since she was so tall for a girl. Then, she
unwrapped her new red- haired curly wig. Mistress Gloria had
specifically ordered this type and Missy had bought it at a shop only
that morning. She carefully unwrapped it, and adjusted an inside
strap because she had a rather large head, for a girl. Then, she slid
it on, sliding it forward and back and tugging at it until it felt
secure and centered. She strolled over to the mirror......and nearly
came in her panties! Her reflection showed not the male who had
checked in to the hotel, but a new creature who did look very, very
female! Not the knockout gorgeous woman of TG fantasies he-she had
read, but instead something much better, in a way: a realistic
looking woman whose cosmetics helped her immensely, and whose permed
curly red hair looked exactly like that of any other normal female!
She strutted in front of the mirror, posing and preening and trying
out different looks: demure, wanton, prim, slutty. She formed her
lips into a berry-colored "kiss" as she cupped her "breasts" to the
mirror. She realized then that she was offering herself to a man!
There was no other reason to be done up this way than to attract and
turn on a man! She spent the next couple of hours in her room, slowly
examining her growing collection of gay cocksucker magazines.. It
began to seem right and feel natural to be this way, and she freshened
up her perfume and sipped on berry-flavored wine coolers, imagining
that she was waiting on a guy to return so she could seduce him and
make him cum inside her......
What?
Make a man cum inside me? she thought. What is happening to me? This
is all a game, a fun fantasy, isn't it? But I am dressed to attract
cock. I must really want cock, after all!
No......yes.......maybe.......
Then it was time to phone Mistress Gloria for her next session. She
was shaking a bit as she dialled the phone, but as it rang and she
fondled the dildo and looked at the hard cocks in her cocksucker mags,
she knew that only this session could relieve her tension......only
Mistress Gloria could do it for her.
"You should have to call the front desk as Missy and ask for some more
towels.....and if a guy brings them, you should suck his cock!"
"You should have to call and order a pizza and give the delivery guy a
blowjob as a tip!"
"Eventually, you will start to travel as a girl and check into your
motel as Missy. Maybe I'll have you make sales calls as a woman and
you can offer men a little cocksucking if they buy from you."
"You should have to go out as a woman, Missy. It is the only way."
Mistress Gloria softly made these suggestions during the session, and
then she made Missy work hard on giving a blowjob to the dildo,
repeating these new and exciting scenarios as Missy got more and more
into her role as sissy slut. Before permitting an orgasm, she made a
whole new list of required purchases for Missy: a skirt and top or
dress, jewelry, more makeup, and especially some high heels! Missy
eagerly wrote down all the items, and then Mistress Gloria demanded
the same wild routine: slave Missy on her back, legs spread, moaning
for her lover to fuck her as she licked and sucked the
dildo,........and at last, a powerful cum all over the dildo, which
Missy now hungrily licked clean of all the cum. How
could she be doing this.....and liking it?
She realized, as her orgasm subsided, that she had been somehow placed
into a trance-like state over the phone! Mistress Gloria exerted more
control over her than any other person had until now. And she needed
it more every week.
"This is real, Missy. This is not a fantasy. You really are going to
live and dress and behave as a woman, and you really are going to suck
cock......lots of cock. This is real, and you really will do it."
"Yes, Mistress Gloria, I really will do it."
"Good girl. Good bye! Dream about cock tonight."
Missy had to spend all the next day as a male. She had to work at a
convention, and the time just dragged and dragged by, and she felt her
panties ride up her ass crack while she worked. It reminded her of
what was in store for later that night. At last, the day was over! In
the days and years before Mistress Gloria, she would have gone to the
hotel bar and probably had too much to drink. Now, however, she had
shopping to do, clothes and makeup to put on, and certainly she did
not need to drink because it might interfere with the wonderfully
intense feelings she got from spending the night en femme. Not a good
idea to eat too much, either.......her weight was fine for a
male, but she needed to start slimming down for her feminine figure to
look right. She went to one of the area malls, and did her shopping
as a male. This always made her nervous, as she declined offers of
help from the pretty young sales girls. Probably Mistress Gloria
would prefer her to accept these offers, and confess that the women's
clothes were for herself, but that hadn't come up yet, and since it
wasn't a command, she just shopped in her usual way. When at last she
took her items up to the register to pay, the woman at the station
smiled sweetly and asked, "Did you find everything you need?" Missy
shrugged and said "I guess." The woman busily removed tags and rang
up the purchases. "This is pretty." She held up a floral skirt,
size 15. "And this is lovely, too." She held the green sleeveless
top to her chest. "Nice outfit." Somehow, Missy
couldn't control a powerful blush from covering her entire
face.......as
she nervously paid for the womanly clothes, it was clear the clerk
knew they were for her! For the next three hours, Missy spent her
time in her motel room, listening to people come and go outside, as
she got completely dressed and made up into the sissy she knew she
needed to be. Makeup went better and faster, and it felt so feminine
to wear all her lingerie as she applied it. The skirt fit perfectly.
It probably would be a little below the knee on the women for whom it
was intended, but on Missy it hit just above the knee. Then came her
new top......a little tight, making her tits stretch the fabric for a
brazen, on-display look. The green matched the
color of some of the flowers in the floral-print skirt. Then her new
"come fuck me" high heels......a mass of sexy black leather straps,
which exposed her painted toenails. And finally the beloved wig, the
piece which made her look so completely feminine! She became almost
dizzy as she looked at her new self in the mirror. She realized that
she could pass as a girl in public! Her clitty/cock twitched in
anticipation....
She thought of her gay cocksucker magazines at that moment. She also
had some girlie mags, Penthouse and a few others......she tried
looking at them for awhile, but she just couldn't summon up the old
feelings of lust
for the beautiful women in the layouts......what was happening to her?
There was just no horny feeling at the sight of the gorgeous sexy
models in these magazines designed for men. What is wrong with me?
she thought.
Could Mistress Gloria really change my entire sexuality this quickly
and easily? It didn't seem possible, but when she picked up the
first of her stack of cocksucker magazines, she felt the immediate
rush of sexual tension flow through her body. She unconsciously
thrust her breasts forward as she gazed at the erect penis of the
young guy on the first page. He was soooooo masculine.....she fondled
the dildo as she slowly turned the pages of each magazine. She began
to kiss it and lick it and tried to deep- throat it a few times,
finally getting it all the way down. She looked
with increasing lust at a picture of a handsome young stud holding
down the head of another sexy hunk sucking his cock, and reached under
her skirt to trace her nailpolished fingers over her own clitty
through the silky fabric of her panties. Wonder what it's like? she
thought, as she almost began to pant. Oh, god, I'm getting turned on
by this whole scene, she thought. How was it possible? All my life
as a straight male, it's all ending so suddenly just because of
Mistress Gloria? She was once again
entering the trance like state of horny submissiveness that she craved
all day. This is sooooo degrading, such humiliation, no man would go
along with this.......I wonder if she can turn me into such a
cock-crazy fag? She does seem to be doing it with me! Hell, she can
probably get me to do anything when I am completely dressed and made
up as Missy!
Missy knew she needed to speak to Mistress Gloria. She dialled the
phone for another session. As it rang, she got on the floor, on her
knees, and stroked the dildo, gazing all the while at the centerfold
of the gay cocksucker magazine she had commanded her to buy. It was
so right!
The session started with a complete and detailed description of every
item of new clothing, every shade and brand of makeup, every aspect of
the slave's appearance. Instead of making her talk about the studs in
the cocksucker magazine, Mistress Gloria sprung another surprise: "I
want you to step outside your room now. Put the phone down so I can
hear, take your room key with you, and go outside. Come back in a
couple of minutes." "Mistress Gloria, I....." I stumbled and uttered
the words nervously
"Do it. NOW!" she demanded in a harsh voice.
"Yes, Mistress Gloria." Missy knew who was in charge, and could not
disobey. The motel was crowded, and the parking lot was a busy place.
It was twilight, and the lights hadn't come on yet. Shaking with
fear, she laid the phone down on the table by the door. Clutching her
key, she slowly opened the door and stepped outside.....the air was
cool and nice, and a breeze blew up her skirt, making it shift and
flair a bit. It felt really amazing to be out in public as a woman,
even just outside her room!
She turned and took a few steps around the corner, and quickly turned
back when she saw a knot of people next to a car. A couple of them
glanced at her, but didn't seem to react! They didn't clock her as a
male in women's clothes.....she just looked like a woman walking
outside
her room! The realization that she could pass in public was a huge
rush....
it was very sexual to her as well, but somehow her clitty/cock didn't
respond
with a huge hardon.....and now she knew that it would never again be
enough to just dress up in her room and stay there, jacking off. Now,
in order to become excited enough, she would have to go outside and
explore the world as Missy! When she returned to her room and her
session,
Mistress Gloria made her say all of this out loud, encouraging her to
be
bolder and bolder. "You're going to start going out and driving around
in your car, Missy" she said. Missy knew that she would. It seemed
right,
and very exciting. And then, Mistress Gloria changed things again:
"You are going to practice some discipline for me, Missy. You may not
cum now, during this session.. It is 7:45pm. We are done with your
session
and you will hang up the phone. You will wait exactly one-half hour
until 8:15pm,
and you will work yourself up thinking about cock and looking at your
cock magazines.
You will stimulate your pussy and suck on your dildo, but you will not
cum. Exactly at 8:15pm, you will have the biggest, most powerful
orgasm
of your entire pathetic life! You will cum all over the dildo and you
will lick all of it up, since you love the taste of male cum. I will
look
at my clock at 8:15pm, and know that you are in my control as you cum
for
me. Do you understand me?"
"Yes, Mistress Gloria."
"Good bye, Missy. Have fun!"
The next half-hour was excruciating and difficult and was really just
a
continuous delirious sexual frenzy. And exactly at 8:15pm, Missy had
the
orgasm of her sissy life.....nothing before had ever been so good!
She
reflelexively jammed the cum-covered cock all the way down her sissy
throat and moaned as she drank its precious male juice.......it was
wonderful?
Yes! It was wonderful! She needed it! What am I turning into? What
has
she done to me? She realized that she had again been in a totally
obedient
trance-like state the whole time. The world revolved around that sexy,
demanding voice of her Goddess, Mistress Gloria.
Missy's life became divided.......between her time spent making a
living
and doing the job she had as a male, and the precious hours she spent
as
a submissive sissy slut. Even when not dressed and made up, Missy
was
now required to keep up an e-mail correspondence with Mistress Gloria,
though,
and now she checked her e-mail several times each day in hopes of
getting
another wickedly humiliating message from her Mistress. Mistress
Gloria
did not send something every day, but only when she actually had
something
to say. Never wasted time or cyber-space. She sent an order for Missy
to keep
buying cocksucker magazines to build up a nice collection of them.
She sent an order for Missy to buy certain new cosmetics.
She sent an order for Missy to buy more adult sex toys, ones a woman
would need, such as more dildoes and a butt plug to be worn often.
She sent an order for Missy to go to the adult bookstore and linger
around
the gay magazines and dildoes and to wear her perfume and smile at all
the
men in the store. She was to hang around in hopes of a man making a
pass
at her, and if one did, she was to go back in the booths and suck him
off.
Even though she managed to carry out this last assignment, she was
glad no
one made a pass and made her do it all the way. She still could not
quite
think of herself as a real-life cocksucker, though it was now her main
fantasy.......in fact the only sex fantasy that made her cum! But she
now
knew that Mistress Gloria had found that "line" that everyone must
decide
to cross, or not, and she was resistant and reluctant to go all the
way.
So she tried to comply without crossing that line, and it was hard to
do.
Mistress Gloria seemed to know this and began to show some patience
with
the reluctant sissy, but also seemed to know that as Mistress she must
never compromise with her slave! Mistress Gloria now changed the game
from one of dressing up as a woman, to a game of acting the part of a
cocksucking slut. Dressing up was now automatic and natural to Missy,
acting the part was not. Mistress Gloria set about using the
trance-like
mind control of a session to put Missy in a state where she would
cross
the line into the world of cocksucking that it was her destiny in life
to enter.
So when the next phone session began, Mistress Gloria went back to
Missy's
beloved gay magazines and made the slave describe the many lovely hard
cocks and beautiful male bodies in each of them. This gentle prodding
and
horny talk made Missy feel submissive and suggestible.....and then
Mistress Gloria started a new game. "Put your dildoes between the
mattresses
of the bed, so they stick out like a man's hard cock." Missy quickly
struggled
to comply, and was soon on her knees with two hard male cocks staring
her in
the face. Her lips involuntarily parted as she looked to them. "Lick
them and
suck them......make love to them with your sissy mouth, Missy. You're
on
your knees sucking cock, just like you were born to do.You can't get
enough..
don't you?
You need to suck the cocks."
Missy felt the need, the sexual heat rising within her sissy body. It
seemed that each suggestion Mistress Gloria made sent her into a new
state of lust.
"Go from one to the other.....that's it, Missy. Moan like you want it
bad.....men love it when women moan for them.......that's right, a
nice
and high-pitched, feminine moan.......tell them how you love their
cocks
as you suck them all the way down." Missy emitted a high-pitched moan,
and began to whisper to the cocks, "I love it.....please cum in my
mouth,
I need to taste it so bad...." Mistress Gloria interrupted:
"Louder......so everyone can hear you and know what a cocksucker you
are."
Missy repeated her plea, louder, almost a shout in her sissy voice. A
passerby outside the room would think a whore was sucking off a john
in
the room!
"Tell the cock, 'I've been wanting to do this all my life'."
"I've been wanting to do this all my life." Missy repeated in her
sissy voice.
"I'm soooo hot for your cock, please give it to me."
"I'm soooo hot for your cock, please give it to me."
"You're my first man, Please cum for me."
"You're my first man, Please cum for me."
I repreated every line Mistress Gloria fed me.
On and on it went, Missy mindlessly repeating everything Mistress
Gloria
wanted her to say, it was practice and mind-conditioning for the
crucial
first time with a real cock. Missy was vaguely aware that she was
being
programmed to talk to her man while she sucked him, getting him hot so
he would cum. She didn't care......it was right to obey Mistress
Gloria,
and she was like a bitch in heat now, ready for anything, needing to
cum.
"You can do anything you want with me, just let me suck your cock."
"You can do anything you want with me, just let me suck your cock."
"I can't fight it anymore, I need to feel you in my mouth."
"I can't fight it anymore, I need to feel you in my mouth."
"Your cock is so big, so hard, so beautiful, please let me suck it."
"Your cock is so big, so hard, so beautiful, please let me suck it."
Missy was no longer aware of anything but the glorious cocks and her
need
to suck them all the way down and lick their hard shafts. The
degrading
pleas she was repeating at Mistress Gloria's urging seemed like real
desires to her pliable mind. She knew that she ought to resist, that
this was perverted, but her lustful trance was such that she could
only
obey, and get ever hornier. Mistress Gloria at last told the slut to
play
with herself in her usual submissive position: on her back, begging
her
lover to fuck her in a high-pitched feminine voice, licking the dildo
until she finally came with tremendous force, spraying cum all over
herself and the cock, which she reflexively jammed into her mouth to
lick
clean of the jism........
and Mistress Gloria, softly reassuring her slave that this was her
future
as a cocksucker, imprinting this on her mind so that it was associated
at
all times with these huge orgasms. Missy knew she was now addicted to
this scene, could no longer function sexually without it. What would
become of her now?
Mistress Gloria is a lifestyle dominant and a professional
phone mistress living in Chicago. (847) 358-3584
If you enjoyed this post, watch for future stories and letters by
Mistress Gloria.
This story is a true story written by Missy and will be continued
I am not sure I like this,
In patrol mode, the bipedal robot acts as a home security system, scoping out your house for intruders.
These were called dogs. Sometimes they are known as the family dog to most people.
The robot uses the owner's home computer and Internet connection to answer questions or help a human shop online.
Used to be a local teenager called a geek, sometimes the child would be yours.
The robot can also upload everything it hears and sees to the Internet.
These were called little brothers, except the did not tell the whole world through the internet. Maybe they do now, I donna know.
It can also act as a personal digital assistant, reminding the owner of appointments.
These are called wives, and they can be more fun than just reminding your of appointments, *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*!
So basically you can replace most any person in your household with a $1,500 robot. I guess we really don't need other living beings at home.
Give a robotic vagina ... (*drool*) every nerds dream
If they do custom jobs... I'm thinking maybe one these robots the size of a full adult with a realdoll modification to certain areas.....
"I hate technology"
You know times are tough when you need a doctoral degree simply to be an evil robot slave.
- A.P.
"Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
Now if the handshake dosen't work out, telnet into the guys robot and beat him up.
"I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside" -- Calvin
"your plastic pal who's fun to be with" but they didn't want to be the first against the wall...
(and 640k ought to be enough RAM for it :-)
...an 'intellgent personal robotic companion.' It can be wirelessly connected to your home Internet connection, has a built-in camera and speech recognition software.
/. without glaring spelling errors? That'll be the day.
Ah, yes. But can it post submissions to
if(!toilet_paper) roll.replace(new roll);
speech recognition software
I is able to understand numerous phrases including:
'Hey hoser, get me a beer'
'That a Molsen, eh'
'Hey hoser, get me another beer'
And here I was just six stories ago pointing out my not-so-humble opinion about how misguided trying to emulate biological systems was. This proves my point doesn't it?
A manufacturer went to a lot of trouble (and presumably expense) to make their device less reliable (hexapod locomotion is demonstrably optimal) and try to give a pointless appearance of intelligence.
If the robot had been built like a cockroach, arguably one of the most effective designs, I wouldn't have been any less likely to think it intelligent (it's not), but far more likely to think the designer was.
-- MG
But what does it do that requires it to be a bi-pedal moving robot. It has a camera... so what, I can mount my own in every room and cover all rooms at the same time. Entertain the kids? For a week, till the get board, and/or break it. Remind you of appointments etc... I got a PDA, (and a long term/short term) memory of my own. Warn me of intruders? see above, under cameras. Its a neat toy, but for all that it does, it does not need mobility.
AOL has about 35 million users.
Until the end of december!i matebb.cgi
http://www.askheartbeat.com/cgibin/ult
Apparenly, this is the actual Candian super computer, don't give them too hard a time...
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http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/10/23/001
Imagine a Beowolf Cluster of THESE!!!
this humanoid robot stands just 60 centimetres tall
If this thing tries to sneak up on me, it will be uploading footage to the internet of itself flying accross the room after one swift kick.
And given how bad the grammar is on the site, perhaps there are real geeks behind it who will actually deliver something.
Unless the robot gets some big gnashing teeth and a good lunging procedure programmeded in, somehow I think that - for security measures - a guard dog is still better.
Will there be a sign like: caution, guard robot.
The problem is, that until somebody steps within our little metal friend's perimeter, they can happily plunder your house. Even if the robot grabs them quickly, they're still able to get away for some smash and grab.
Meanwhilst, fido (with the sign indicating the house is guarded, to hopefully dissuade idiotic US lawsuits) with his dagger-sharp teeth and strong appetite for crooks is still going to be a much better deterrent.
Of course, if we could get some robots with laser beams or something equally cool. Maybe you could program it to make the groin area an optimal aim-point... good deterrant indeed!
When can we get our own personal Gir?
"I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom..."
The anthromorphic design makes little
sense outside of an appeal to romantic
notions.
It's just plain ugly, and its utility is
crippled by that.
said Marvin, "...and then, then I may try it backwards."
help me i've cloned myself and can't remember which one I am
I'm having this mental picture of 5-10 years from now, if/when these things go big, of everyone in the office having one much like people do with PDAs and cell phones these days. Of course, this would replace both. Everyone would have their own robot (mini me) following them around, reminding them of appointments and sitting on their desks or the corner of their cubicle. I mean, geezh, if cell phones in theatres are bad, think what a whole squadron of these little critters could do to your movie time if they followed their owners in.
"Teachers leave us kids alone
User: Robot, get me a beer.
Robot: Eh, get it yourself, hoser.
If that thing creeped up on me, especially without any given warning, I would kick a field-goal with it.
Cute, but most of the 'features' they list are just gimmicks, a list of reasons a guy can use to justify the purchase to his wife. "But honey, it'll, uh, protect the children! From terrorists!" The Roomba, on the other hand, has a practical application. I'll probably get a second generation one assuming some good improvements are made.
These people aren't trying to make anything useful, they're trying to make an expensive toy similar to the the robot dogs. A robot that was self-sufficient and could learn things (like how to operate my refrigerator door) would be worth the price. And no, I don't want my robot to look like some kind of astronaut. Have you seen Honda's asimo bot? If I was sitting by myself at night and turned around to see that thing I'd probably piss myself, it looks like an evil midget in a space suit, or HAL 9000 with legs... creepy.
Just give me a robot with enough memory and the right software to learn things, I'll do the teaching myself. "Robut, fill the humidifier." "Robut, take out the trash." "Robut, clean the toilet."
And another thing, who wants their robot to have 'emotions'? There's only one emotion I need from it; humble servitude. I don't need another expensive and emotional toy, I already have a girlfriend. (Ba dum, ching!)
I came up with this 'lego challenge' idea in another /. thread some months back. You'll be able to get home rover bots in Radio shack before you know it.
DR. ROBOT ATE MY BABY!
--
"Don't use many caps it like YELLING"
yeah well, FUCK YOU Lameness Filter, you've never lost a child to fucking evil Canadian robots.
Great, I'm going to shell out all that cash, get it home, and be greeted with "I'm soooooooooooooooooo depressed. Here I am, a brain the size of a planet, and he wants me to go fetch beer..."
Has Douglas taught us NOTHING?? Forget Asimov, Adams people, Adams!
"They do not preach that their god will rouse them, a little before the Nuts work loose." Kipling, 'The Sons of Martha'
As the article is from the Toronto Star the figures are in Canadian dollars, so the price in in the U.S. will really be about $3.50.
RTFM; please, I beg you.
My name is Dr. Robot
I'm not a real doctor but I am a real robot...
To be a good security guard this robot needs some form of weapon of sorts. I personally like the rapid fire tranquilizer gun (http://www.nosc.mil/robots/images/robart3c.jpg) of the Robart III (http://www.nosc.mil/robots/land/robart/robart.htm l)
Send him to Panasonic, they can embed a Nintendo Gamecube, and you always have another player...
That you don't buy the pusher bot model.
It might like to shove grandma down the stairs and light things of fire.
Even if it will help with the terrible secret of space, it's just not worth the risk.
Cogito ergo sum in Slashdot.
So now not only can your average joe schmoe let his computer get hacked he can let his fridge, dryer, and toaster get hacked all over his wireless network thanks to his new robot pal :)
My God.. It's full of spam!
Seriously though, until robots can learn from seeing + hearing + touching just like a 2-year old can, they will just be computers with legs.
Will code a sig generator for food
But even so, there's a significant benefit from having it resemble a human. I bet even you'll admit that you'd choose your assistant to resemble a hot secretary over a hairy, eight legged freak.
Obviously, they don't have a decent marketing dept. If they knew what they were doing, they would partner with RealDoll and sell about 100 times more of these things.
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You young whippersnappers! Impressed with any new geegaw. We had Butler in a box in my day, and it was good enough for me!
Seriously, this isn't new, guys and gals. I rememer Butler in a Box from waaaaaaay back.
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
If this thing was a bit taller and remote controled, it could actually be really useful. For example, it could go shopping for you. You would sit in your comfy chair at home and steer the robot, seeing what it sees, to the nearest grocery store.
That would require a lot less intelligent software.
Heck, it could even go on a vacation for you, and you wouldn't have to leave the sofa/home/fridge.
How exactly is this thing supposed to do everything they claim it can while running on batteries? I mean it's only 60cm tall and probably most of the room inside is taken up by motors and circuitry, how big of a battery can they fit? I wonder how long this thing can last between charges....
I'm a minister!
Who gets the blame when the robot commits a crime?
Imagine hacking one of these to clean a house out of its valuables, is sure brings new meaning to the phrase Cyber Crime.
Meanwhile, 'Downtown' after its caught walking out of your apartment with your DVD player, the question is who would it call with its 'One Phone Call'? Technical Support?!
I think that robots like this should be used to keep an eye on people who are a danger to our profits, ie. foreigners, political dissidents, criminals, other suspicious people.
a lism-and-democracy.com b2b site.
These new robots should be smaller in order to avoid being noticed by these enemies of society. They should also be armed with some kind of a nice little weapon in order to incapacitate these people if they actually try to do something.
Meanwhile, i think that i am going to start a www.security-robots-for-the-preservation-of-capit
"III. Endless Entertainment"
Does this mean they plan to combine Dr. Robot and realdoll? Now that would be a hit.
It can be wirelessly connected to your home Internet connection, has a built-in camera and speech recognition software.
Why does the robot need an internet connection? Is it going to go out and surf for Robot Pr0n?
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The robot uses the owner's home computer and Internet connection to answer questions or help a human shop online.
I dunno, but the prospect of some mechanized, commissioned sales person -- that I have to privilage to pay for -- is NOT attractive.
Imagine you instruct the thing to get you a beer from the fridge and it starts on "Try the Molson Canadian XTREME. XTREME To the Max! Molson EXTREME - YOUR NEW FAVORITE BEER!" shaking its hips and then waiting for you to say "Just get me a damn Canadian!"
I dont think I need a robot to help me shop.
Hey! if you go to the Firm you can enter yourself to win a free robot!
As the robots cost $3K, I imagine their cell phone alert would go something like
Warning, intruder! Warning, intruder!......... Help! Help! I've been stolen!
The robot can also upload everything it hears and sees to the Internet. Say you're staying late at work and want to make sure your kids are doing their homework, Xie said. You can direct the robot around your house, find your kids and check up on them by viewing the robot's video online.
I'm sure my childhood would have been loads better if a robot stalked me through the hallways.
Maybe the state's highest function is to grind out insoluble problems. (Zelazny, Hall of Mirrors)
Scene at a Canadian border crossing... 2003
Officer: "Do you have anything you wish to declare ?"
Us: "One human-like robot designed to perform around-the-house tasks and remotely monitor our premises"
Officer: "Uh... ?"
Us: "Say 'Hello' to the nice officer Dr. Robot..."
Robot: "Hello to the nice officer Dr. Robot"
"Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech."--Benjamin Franklin
All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too,
provided you use them for business purposes. For example, if you subscribe
to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you can deduct the
cost of your house, because, in the words of U.S. Supreme Court Chief
Justice Warren Burger in a landmark 1979 tax decision: "Where else are you
going to read the paper? Outside? What if it rains?"
-- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"
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