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Ten-in-1 Atari Joystick Available

Dave21212 writes "My wife emailed me today with a link (yes Geeks can get married) to this interesting little retro-toy. It's a self-contained Atari game unit. The joystick *is* the console, battery operated with 10 preprogrammed titles and RCA out to your television. Includes Adventure, Real Sports Volleyball, Gravitar, Video Olympics, Circus Atari, Yar's Revenge, Asteroids, Centipede, Breakout, and Missile Command. She found it here on Avon and after a bit of Googling for this, I turned up no other sellers. The silly season is just around the corner, what a cool stocking stuffer! (Batteries not included)." Looks pretty authentic to the original... We mentioned this earlier but hadn't seen it for sale anywhere.

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  1. Truckdrivers love them. by threedays · · Score: 5, Informative

    They have these in lots of truckstops. They have them with nes games, and I hear even snes/genesis ones are available.

    1. Re:Truckdrivers love them. by ekrout · · Score: 5, Funny

      Truckdrivers love them.

      Is that from the advertising-quotes-that-didn't-quite-make-it dept.?

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    2. Re:Truckdrivers love them. by phorm · · Score: 2

      I'm just hoping that they don't play them WHILE driving.

      Just *brake suddenly*
      Gotta *swerves between lanes*
      finish *runs over dog*
      this *takes out a family of five*
      level (*boom*).

    3. Re:Truckdrivers love them. by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2

      And on ebay as well, this one includes the light-gun for Duck Hunt!

      Click here

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    4. Re:Truckdrivers love them. by mark_lybarger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      perhaps the license fees are small enough they can still sell them for 22$. maybe they kick back 1$ per unit. it's more than atari/nintendo are making from those games today anyway.

    5. Re:Truckdrivers love them. by blincoln · · Score: 2

      And on ebay as well, this one includes the light-gun for Duck Hunt!

      Too bad it's obviously loaded up with bootleg games.

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  2. Alas by crumbz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If it only contained Pitfall....although Yar's Revenge was a very good game.

    1. Re:Alas by curtisk · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well not with this unit, but Activision had released a similar device a few months back....and yes, Pitfall is there...only link I could find quickly...

      Activison 10 in 1

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    2. Re:Alas by ShawnDoc · · Score: 2

      You can get them on eBay for $10 or so. Same ones they sell at EB and QVC. Pitfall's the only game on there worth getting. Also, be warned, these things break like crazy. I've gone through two in less than 2 hours gaming. One would require about 30 "resets" before I could play after turning it on, the other plays for about 5-10 min, then the screen starts going nutty.

  3. My Wife Will Ask by minus23 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Wife will ask "What were you doing on Avon.com?" when she sees the credit card charge. ;)
    You know... I gotta say though that the site seems pretty well designed!

  4. Avon?! by sulli · · Score: 5, Funny

    What, buy a video game and hand cream at the same site? That's just TOO WEIRD.

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    1. Re:Avon?! by foistboinder · · Score: 5, Funny
      It seems a little less scammy than Amway

      The mafia is a little less scammy than Amway...

    2. Re:Avon?! by Per+Wigren · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's even weirder is that they sell a JOYSTICK and hand-cream at the same site... ;)

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    3. Re:Avon?! by Quixadhal · · Score: 2

      "What, buy a video game and hand cream at the same site? That's just TOO WEIRD."

      Well, it's better than a video game and KY jelly, or... maybe not?

    4. Re:Avon?! by A+non+moose+cow · · Score: 2

      I agree!

      At first I thought, "Wow, Avon has changed. I wonder what other cool stuff they have." But after looking through their site, they really only have this cool joystick, and tons of their stereotypical old fru-fru creams perfumes and crap. A magnetic dart-board and a stuffed SpongeBob is about as good as it gets.

      It makes me leery of buying the joystick from them, but I did it anyway. (crossing my fingers)

      I just hope it doesn't smell like grandma.

    5. Re:Avon?! by Cruciform · · Score: 2

      Sounds like someone at Avon has done some market research.

      Lawyers weren't enough, now they're marketing to geeks :P

  5. Activision too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I just sawand ad for an Activision one too. It had 10 games, some of which were Freeway, Pitfall, Spider Fighter, and River Raid.

    It was only like $40

    1. Re:Activision too by fractalus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Last year someone gave me a little self-contained unit with a bunch of Activision games in it. It's about the size of a modern console controller, has two joypads, and a few extra buttons for starting, resetting, and powering off the unit--so it's not the same form factor as the classic Atari joystick shown on the Avon site.

      One thing I noticed about the unit I have is that it's not a true 2600; it's clearly either ported or emulated on some different hardware. There are visual errors in the games and occasionally gameplay errors. Since most of the 2600 games actually used the hardware to handle collision detection, errors in simulating the hardware result in more than just visual differences.

      I don't think most people would notice the differences in the unit I have, but I worked on some 2600 emulation stuff, so I know what I'm looking for. ;-)

      The selection of games in this unit is different from what I have. Ah, fond memories of waking up early Saturday morning so I could try to flip the score on Yars' Revenge before my brothers and sisters came in clamoring for cartoons...

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  6. How soon ... by bizitch · · Score: 3, Funny

    before we get a modchip for this thing?

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  7. neat little thing by octalgirl · · Score: 2

    and just in time for Christmas shopping. I can cover a lot of teenagers on my list with this one, plus one for me of course.

  8. Ok, sounds great... by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    That sounds great, but how heavy is it? The product page says it takes four batteries.

    I mean, if you're going to have a five-pound joystick, you might as well just get an Xbox.

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    1. Re:Ok, sounds great... by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, an XBox costs 20$ and comes with 10 games now?

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    2. Re:Ok, sounds great... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2

      No, but at least the games you get with the Xbox are about as high quality as the ones on the atari (with the exception of Halo)

    3. Re:Ok, sounds great... by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 2

      Yup, and 4 AA batteries weighs 5 pounds, too.
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    4. Re:Ok, sounds great... by BTWR · · Score: 2

      Um... the original gameboy had 4 batteries, and I don't remember any of us fourth graders having tired arms at the end.

      Besides, computer geeks all have "strong right arms," right?

  9. NTSC Vs. PAL by rigmort · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've seen these in another form factor, but it wasn't compatible with my TV. Make sure it supports NTSC on this side of the lake.

    1. Re:NTSC Vs. PAL by Qrlx · · Score: 2

      Actually, it won't be all that "incompatible" if it's off. I used to play the PAL Enduro cartridge (the old Coleco/etc. game) on an NTSC TV and Colecovision. The sunset looked kinda weird, because the CLUT was completely different between PAL and NTSC, but the game played just fine. (By the way, the clever mnemonic for NTSC is Never The Same Color. Guaranteed to annoy those around you.)

      Come to think of it I guess it might be different if the console were PAL format too...do they do that? Or is it just the games that are, uh, region-coded (from an era when different TV formats actually represented a technological limitation, not a social DRM content protection scheme.)

      That was back in the day when you used to smoke a banana -- Frank Zappa

    2. Re:NTSC Vs. PAL by blincoln · · Score: 2

      Actually, it won't be all that "incompatible" if it's off.

      Actually, yes it will. It's not the games, it's the console. PAL and NTSC are very different in terms of the video signal. Generally it's possible to play PAL games on NTSC systems (barring region lockouts), you'll just get the bottom of the image cropped off. But if you connect a PAL system to an NTSC TV, you'll just get garbage on the display.

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  10. multiuser games by roman_mir · · Score: 2

    I wonder if they could make this even better by allowing another joystick to plug into the first joystick in order to have a multiuser game. The other joystick could be much cheaper, because only the first one would have to have actual computer in it.

    1. Re:multiuser games by Usquebaugh · · Score: 2

      Try Stella a 2600 emulator

  11. Dude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    yes Geeks can get married

    Dude, she's looking at 'joy sticks' online.
    BTW, the 'stocking stuffer' joke was uncalled for...

  12. There are for sale elsewhere. by kaosrain · · Score: 5, Informative

    These are for sale elswhere, they just have a different design. I actually prefer this design to the one mentioned in the article.

    -Kaos

  13. Its got a right-handed joystick!!!!! by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    yay!!! joystick on the right, button on the left!!!

    do you have any idea how hard it was to go from that configuration to the nintendo-led joystick on the left, buttons on the right?

    bring back the joystick on the right!!! Screw with the nintendo generation!

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    1. Re:Its got a right-handed joystick!!!!! by Melantha_Bacchae · · Score: 2

      EnderWiggnz wrote:

      > bring back the joystick on the right!!! Screw with
      > the nintendo generation!

      Nintendo has brought back a joystick on the right.

      Godzilla (http://www.godzillaoncube.com) doesn't know how he would aim at flying foes without it.

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    2. Re:Its got a right-handed joystick!!!!! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      I'm so anti-lefty-joystick that when playing arcade stand-up games it's actually easier for me to cross my arms so I can still use the controls the "right" way, despite the fact that this is awkward and uncomfortable, it's NOT as uncomfortable as using my off hand. (And don't give me that load about it being possible to train yourself to become ambidexterous. I've had my right arm broken on two seperate occasions, having to go "cold turkey" and do everything with my left hand 24/7 for a few months, and even after that I still found my right and and arm to be more dexterous immediately after the cast came off and the arm was still attrophied from the disuse.)

      I do sympathise with you about the molded control stick, though. It is possible to make them handed-ness neutral, and they should, but they don't.

      In the ideal world, the game manufacturer wouldn't dictate how you had to hold the controller. It would be designed so you could do it left or right handed. I'd like to see a game controller that separates the joystick from the buttons on two independant parts tha can be fitted together either
      way around. Better yet, allow them to work when detached from each other. That way you can hold your hands down at your sides and play.

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    3. Re:Its got a right-handed joystick!!!!! by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      Is there anything that you are in the minority? If not, then I understand why you do give a shit. I'm a "lefty", and pretty much every writing device (notebooks, binders, grade school desks) are all devised for "righties".

      How would you like it if everything was made for "lefties"? Every time you would write in a notebook your hand would hit the binding when you were only 1/2 across the page, when trying to write on your desk your hand would be off the desk for half of the time.

      Not that we "lefties" give a shit, really, do you ever here about "equal rights (nice pun) for lefties!"? Nope. But why not give us one freaking extra button so we can play a game more easily? It costs about $0.01 per stick?

      Of course, it sounds like you would like to get rid of all wheelchair and disability entrance accesses because "theres more of us (normals) anyway."

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    4. Re:Its got a right-handed joystick!!!!! by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      Sorry.

      Replace "I understand why you give a shit" with "I understand why you DON'T give a shit".

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  15. Do you know who Avon is? by RatBastard · · Score: 2

    Do you know who Avon is? They are a very large cosmetics company. I very much doubt that they would be selling bootleg items of any kind.

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  16. Atari...Activision.... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

    Saw a game pad like device last Christmas season and it had 10 Activision games including River Raid and I even think Pitfall was on it. It looked like a Genesis or maybe like one of those nifty PS/2 controllers with the fan ins thme for cooling your hands. It was pretty cool.

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  17. I hope the joystick is sturdier than the original by ShieldWolf · · Score: 2

    I know I blew out more than my share back in the day, it would be a shame if you would have to ditch the whole SYSTEM because one of those crappy little plastic nubs that touch the sensors snapped (as they often did).

    I won't even mention how many joysticks I blew out on my c64 playing Summer Games ;)

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  18. Awesome. by ?erosion · · Score: 5, Funny

    Totally. Not only do we have the ultimate in comfort and reliability, but 10 of the most action-packed, jaw dropping titles ever released for home entertainment computer machine devices!

    I just wish it came with ET and Custer's Revenge...

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  19. I remember by I_am_Rambi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Having to blow on the cartridges to get the games to work sometimes. This is a bonus, no cartridge to blow on. Plus you get the excellent games of yesteryear. I wonder if I will get this for Christmas...

    1. Re:I remember by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've rarely needed to blow on Atari 2600 cartidges to make them work... I still own a functional Atari 2600, and even today don't need to mess around with the cartidges to make them work. Now NES cartidges, on the other hand, are a different story altogether.

    2. Re:I remember by BTWR · · Score: 2

      EVERYONE had their own "home remidies" for tweeting their NES games...

      My friend's was to blow it twice then hit it
      Other friend blew w/spray-spit (again, worked everytime)
      Another would always press power+reset 11 times.

      I came to the conclusion that all NES's had their own personal modifications :-)

    3. Re:I remember by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 2

      Now NES cartidges, on the other hand, are a different story altogether.

      The whole "Blowing on the NES catridge" thing never made much of a difference to me -- really -- because I quickly learned that simply pulling it out and placing it back in did the trick 100% of the time.

      I guess the whole "Blowing On It" thing was just part of the ritual that everybody did because everybody else did it and it seemed to work. Maybe it was similar to blowing on dice while playing craps? Heh.

      Later the NES was released as a top-loaded system and the cartridge port was better designed such that the connection worked flawlessly without the cartridge every having to be removed and reseated.

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  20. /.ed by auroran · · Score: 5, Funny

    can't resist saying this but..
    "ding dong slashdot calling" :)

    1. Re:/.ed by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 2

      Not only did you not get that joke, it skipped the country on you and will spend the rest of it's days sipping Mai-Tai's on a Columbia beaches free from extradition.

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  21. Re:Bootleg? by User+956 · · Score: 2
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  22. Re:what's the point? by dubious9 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Are you kidding, as the first generation of gammers grows older, there will be an increasing demand for nostalgia. Jesus, I still play ZORK every once and a while.

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  23. How can this be true to the originals? by jayayeem · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is a Joystick... I am pretty sure Circus atari, breakout and video olympics all used the paddles.

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  24. There goes the firewall report. by CTD · · Score: 5, Funny

    Our security team is really going to be confused by the hits Avon is getting from our general IS department... funny thing is that it's not porn, but the result is the same:

    A bunch of guys sitting in front of computers with a dazed but happy look on their faces.

    Someone link the Activision one. I must have Pitfall!

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  25. Looks like it's made by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    according to this it looks like it's made by Jakks Pacific.

  26. Bought a bunch of NES one in Taiwan last year by John+Harrison · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I bought a bunch of 80-in-1 Super Mega Joy (or somthing like that) systems in Taiwan last year and gave them as Christmas presents. Tetris and Super Mario Bros went over big with everybody. I think that only releasing 10 games might be a mistake, plus you need to have two-players for Combat to be fun.

    1. Re:Bought a bunch of NES one in Taiwan last year by John+Harrison · · Score: 2

      I have never seen them sold in the USA, though I have seen them in Brazil in addition to Taiwan.

    2. Re:Bought a bunch of NES one in Taiwan last year by wurp · · Score: 3, Informative

      You can buy them on EBay (search for famico, super joy, power player, 76000 in 1) for about $30. They may be purported to have 76000, hundreds, 146, etc. games. As far as I can tell, they regular super joy has 76 games, the super joy III has 128 games (well, it has 146 but several don't work/are duplicates).

      I bought two Super Joys at the Festival Bazaar flea market in Fort Worth, Texas. The vendors there have dozens if not hundreds of the things. See http://9thtee.net/funstuff.htm for a list of what is included in the joystick.

  27. Something like this already exists by ejaw5 · · Score: 2

    I dont remember what it was called, but there's this joystick console that contained 10000+ games. It had games in the nature of DigDug, Pacman, and other Namco (i think) games. My uncle had gotten one a few months ago. It was a red joystick console device. Pretty neat.

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    1. Re:Something like this already exists by FyRE666 · · Score: 2

      10,000?!! The entire MAME catalogue is only around 3,500 games from 1975-2000.

      Do they count each background colour change for pong as a separate game or something?

      EG, pong:(8 background colours) * (1 player * 4 difficulty levels + 2 player * 4 speeds) * (8 foreground colours) * (sound on or off (2))

      = 8*8*8*2
      = 1024 pong games ;-)

  28. Sounds cool, but .. by cje · · Score: 5, Interesting

    .. why?

    For $20 you can go to a pawnshop and pick up a used Sega Dreamcast machine. You can then go to DC Emulation and download StellaDC (an Atari 2600 emulator for the Dreamcast) along with a ROM pack of almost 300 public domain (read: legal) games, including Adventure, Pitfall, and most of the classics. Then you can sit back and kill a rainy/snowy day by playing all of the games that used to consume you as a kid.

    The Dreamcast is perfect for something like this.

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    1. Re:Sounds cool, but .. by outsider007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes but it's not the same with a dc controller :

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    2. Re:Sounds cool, but .. by x+mani+x · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You're borderline trolling, IMHO, but I'll bite:

      (a) Dreamcast controller != Atari joystick
      (b) Used Dreamcast != $20, sorry.
      (c) Mention downloading StellaDC and Atari rom packs, and burning it with a special program so your DC can boot it will make most people go "huh?".
      (c') If they don't go "huh?", they probably have better things to do than find a used Dreamcast and do all of the above.

      Seriously now, this thing is 20 bucks. Dreamcast shmeemcast.

      -Mani

    3. Re:Sounds cool, but .. by jdavidb · · Score: 2

      Where did you hear that those ROMs are public domain and/or legal? They may be abandoned, and I'll agree they should be legal, but I've never heard anyone say that. Have you got a link?

    4. Re:Sounds cool, but .. by blincoln · · Score: 2

      along with a ROM pack of almost 300 public domain (read: legal) games

      An obscure emulation site claiming that their ROM collections are legal doesn't make it so. I checked out that DC Emulation site, and they link to a package of over 1000 Gameboy games with the same claim, which is just as obviously false.

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    5. Re:Sounds cool, but .. by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 2

      ... why?

      For $20 you can go to a pawnshop and pick up a used Sega Dreamcast machine. You can then go to DC Emulation [dcemulation.com] and download... [snip]


      Buddy, if the instructions for your method are longer than one line, then you've answered your own question. Buying the joystick is just easier.

  29. What about sound? by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The specs are a little thin. I see an RCA cable for video, but what about audio? I mean, things still need to go *boom*, don't they?

    1. Re:What about sound? by Casca · · Score: 2

      In the picture on the avon.com site you can see two RCA cables going into the TV.

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    2. Re:What about sound? by derch · · Score: 2

      In the picture, you can see the yellow composite (video) cable, and a white RCA sound (left and mono) cable. No stereo in these games, so the left is all you need.

  30. Re:what's the point? by (trb001) · · Score: 3, Funny

    This was either posted by a troll or a teenager...

    Dude, you're posting on a forum in which a countless number of us have built our own arcade machines (myself included) just so we could play pac-man and galaga again. If there's one thing that sells remarkably well, it's computer nostalgia.

    --trb

  31. 10 in 1? Try 180 in 1. by bbum · · Score: 5, Informative


    While walking down 14th Street [Manhattan] the other day, I ran across one of those 'happy cry lucky' style imported crap tourist trap shops that had, among all the garbage, several different kinds of 'N in 1' games-in-the-game-controller products.

    One stood out because it had 180 different games in a SNES style controller. For $40.

    I'm sure Canal street has a similar assortment of gaming trivia, as well.

    So, if you happen to be in NYC... take a stroll down either and have a close look. You'll want the western part of Canal street (where most of the electronic vendors are) or 14th between 5th ave and about 7th ave.

    1. Re:10 in 1? Try 180 in 1. by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Another excellent source is your local flea market. The one in Santa Cruz has mexican vendors who sell similar shit... They had a N64-controller-style unit with well over 100 NES games. That's the one for me! Now if only I had bought the fucker last time I saw it...

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    2. Re:10 in 1? Try 180 in 1. by auntfloyd · · Score: 5, Informative

      Funny, I live near there, and I know just the place. The guy has a TV set and a bunch of Mega Joy 2 systems out. I tried it out once, it worked pretty well. I've seen him selling both the version with the light gun, and also the version without, so if you want to buy, check to see if it comes with a light gun (and dont forget to test it first!).

      Incidentally, Multimedia 1 (on St. Marks btwn 2nd and 3rd) has a bunch of all-in-one systems, both legit and pirate (including the one this story is about). As usual, their prices are on the expensive side, but if you want to buy from a reputable place, it might be your only option. They don't list these on the web site for some reason -- if you don't live in NYC, try giving them a call or something.

      And finally, here are a few links on NES/Famicom pirate systems: NES Player and Gamer's Graveyard.

    3. Re:10 in 1? Try 180 in 1. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 3, Interesting


      I bought a "Polystation III 8800-in-1" from a guy on the street for $25 a while ago, and just as I expected it was a knockoff of the nearly-20-year-old Famicom console (the Japanese version of our NES). It's a cheap-feeling copy of the PSOne console design, with Atari-style joystick ports and and extremely realistic-looking light gun.

      And the 8,800 built in games were actually the same 16 or so games over and over again, with various insignificant hexedits providing the standard variation (ooh, I can start on 1-2 in SMB!).

      I've also seen Famicom clones designed to look (sort of) like Xboxen and PS2's. The guy selling them wanted $59 each, so I passed.

      It also has a Famicom cartridge port where you'd put the CD on a real PSOne. I wandered all over Manhattan's Chinatown trying to find some bootleg carts to try it with, or at least an NES-to-Famicom adapter so I could play the games I own on it, but sadly came up with very little. Few places had gaming systems at all, mostly the knockoff-N64-controller hardware. Only one place I went to had pirate software, and it was multicarts for the GB Advance.

    4. Re:10 in 1? Try 180 in 1. by orkysoft · · Score: 2
      They don't list these on the web site for some reason

      If you had a shop in a big city and you also sold not-entirely-legal stuff, would you advertise it on your webpage?

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  32. Look they make an Activision one too!!!! by jcrb · · Score: 2

    see the end of the review here

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  33. LOL - MOD PARENT UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, who would have thought! Linux! On that joystick thing! What a delicious reversal! Needless to say, I soiled my trousers. I WONDER IF I COULD RUN LINUX IN MY LARGE INTESTINE!?

  34. MAME version available, too by Didion+Sprague · · Score: 4, Informative
    http://www.9thtee.com/funstuff.htm

    This one 76 *real* arcade games inside of it.

    1. Re:MAME version available, too by Monthenor · · Score: 2
      Oh no! It contains Milk and Nuts!

      NOOO! NOT MILK AND NUTS!!

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    2. Re:MAME version available, too by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


      I guarantee you that's actually Yet Another 8-Bit Nintendo Clone. Every "multicart built into an N64 controller" I've seen has been one, plus the presence of "Milk & Nuts" on the game list seems to be a giveaway.

      Besides, what kind of platform that runs MAME would run on hardware that fits inside that small a form factor?

    3. Re:MAME version available, too by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      I've got one. It's the original ROMs of the games. So if Nintendo had a Galaga clone that played *exactly* like Galaga, then maybe it's Nintendo. Otherwise, no, it's MAME.

      I have a Galaga arcade machine. It runs on a vertically-mounted monitor. So if you had to turn your TV on its side to play, or the game only took up the middle half of your TV, then maybe it's MAME. Otherwise, no, it's Nintendo.

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  35. A busy day for Web Trends by Sway · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't say I remember the last time Avon got Slashdotted.

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  36. link here by jcrb · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:link here by Schnapple · · Score: 2

      Buy that one here. It includes Pitfall.

  37. It does have pitfall........ by jcrb · · Score: 5, Informative
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  38. Play Flash version of Pitfall online... by bje2 · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:Play Flash version of Pitfall online... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      you mean the shockwave version... all the flash animations ran fine.. as soon as I tried to play the game... it asks for me to download shockwave.

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  39. Big Problem by McCart42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unfortunately, this means that when the controller is inevitably tossed in anger, I break the entire console, not just a cheap controller. There was a Penny Arcade about this awhile ago..."breaking controllers since 1985" or something like that.

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  40. Those are different games by drivers · · Score: 2

    It mentions activision. I'm pretty sure Yar's Revenge et. al. weren't from Activision.

  41. Ebay selling them by (trb001) · · Score: 2

    This guy has 200 some on eBay, the Activision version, for $7.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&it em =1396008968

    --trb

  42. OGG Support Lacking by limekiller4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not buying one untill it supports the OGG format.

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    1. Re:OGG Support Lacking by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2

      I'm not buying one untill it supports the OGG format.

      I don't know if I am just in a weird mood or not -- but that has to be the funniest post I have seen today.

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  43. Re:what's the point? by notsoanonymouscoward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    never sell? hell i just bought one. i'm sure a number of other ppl here did too. just seeing that pic of someone playing asteriods sold me.

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  44. on a similar note... by brer_rabbit · · Score: 2

    anyone know where I can get joysticks / paddles for an existing 2600? I'm down to a single joystick, no paddles. No, I won't shop at ebay. I've got an itch for Warlords that I can't scratch.

  45. But this design is the ORIGINAL.... by Ndr_Amigo · · Score: 4, Informative

    The reason this one is so special is because the design, the very joystick itself, is so faithful to the design of the -original- Atari 2600 CX40 joystick.

    No silly Fluro casing, just something that is truely classic. It might be a bit obscure if you arn't familiar with the 2600, of course.. but it counts, and shows this was obviously designed by someone with a clue about retro gaming, not just a marketing drone.

    I should know, I have one sitting right next to me, plugged into my Amiga :)

  46. Re:Bootleg? by Melantha_Bacchae · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yep, Infogrames is as Atari as you can get these days.

    I have their "Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee" game (http://www.godzillaoncube.com/) for the GameCube (very good game btw, with the real Godzilla and friends from Toho). The box had "Atari" on the front, an Atari splash during the startup, and an Atari logo on a building rooftop billboard in the intro movie. If you play at normal or hard difficulty level, some of the buildings you smash will have Atari icons in them. Collect them, and you unlock gallery pictures.

    If Infogrames is putting out a joystick/console with old Atari games, believe you me, it is as legit as it can be.

    Funny thing about that Godzilla game: it has not only brought Atari and Nintendo together, but Sony has been promoting it in their "Godzilla Ultimate Collection" videos, and lines from their "Godzilla 2000" promo material have appeared in the game.

    Atari. Nintendo. Sony. Only one Godzilla is leaving out of this little club of his: Microsoft! ;)

    Chief Tsujimori: "I won't let you get away. I will never let you escape."
    Godzilla elegantly lifts his tail skyward to give her the "finger", crashes it down on the water, and submerges.
    "Godzilla X Megagiras", 2000

  47. Seen in ASCII art: by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Funny

    _|_ _|_ _|_ _|_ _|_ _|_ _|_ _|_
    -ASCII artist's impression of said cluster

    The normally useful lameness filter seems to require a bunch of random input to circumvent.

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  48. Found a pic of it... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    " It's a self-contained Atari game unit. The joystick *is* the console, battery operated with 10 preprogrammed titles and RCA out to your television"

    I found another pic of the unit here. Enjoy.

  49. What's inside? by lightspawn · · Score: 2

    The activision unit was not VCS2600 compatible - some of the games were changed and the graphics/gameplay were a little bit off. Oh yes, and it had two huge reset buttons you couldn't help pressing by accident and a d-pad instead of a single fire button (?)

    Oh, and is it really the exact same design as an Atari joystick, or does the Avon site show an "Artist's conception"? It's slashdotted so I can't check.

    If it really is a VCS2600 clone inside, what would it take to modify it to run -ahem- other 2600 games?

  50. How? by Malic · · Score: 2

    Circus Atari used the paddles - how does this work?

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  51. Re:There is also one for Nintendo by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 2

    They often sell something like what you are talking about on Ebay - an N64-style controller containing a Famicom system; but I'm not sure if the games are embedded or if you actually plug cartridges into the controller. In any case, if you look up "top loading NES" on Ebay, you always get a bunch of really weird shit like that.

  52. Better form factor... by bhsx · · Score: 2

    Here ya go... no need to get that embarassing avon charge on your credit card.
    Activision games include River Raid, Pitfall, Tennis, Freeway, Spider Fighter, Atlantis, Crackpots, Boxing, Ice Hockey and Grand Prix.
    Plus, it's got a better form factor, though you give up the coolness of it looking like a 2600 pad.
    Check it out, same price
    For the link weary...
    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B 00005U2P0/ ref%3Dnosim/shophub2-20/102-8676922-9561709

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    1. Re:Better form factor... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      It's not a "2600 pad", loser. It's an "ATARI JOYSTICK", and don't you ever forget that.

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  53. My guess by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


    It's not a video RCA cable. It's composite audio/video. It plugs into those hateful TV/game switchboxes that we all had hanging off of the antenna screws on the backs of our TV sets throughout the 1980's.

    I had several of them chained together at one point. One for the 2600, one for the NES, one for the TRS-80...

  54. 2 more sellers: gamestop, ginny's by Lepruhkawn · · Score: 2

    Ginny's joystick is a different style (not classic).

    However, they are not shippable for a few weeks.

    gamestop classic style

    Ginny's kiddie style

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  55. But only one Button. by jellomizer · · Score: 2

    **Sarcasm**
    What is with this the Joystick only has one button. For a real gaming experence we need at least 2. We cant have a game with 1 button I always need two. Although when ever I play a game I end up only useing one button most of the time. But there is that situation where I need the second button.
    **Sarcasm**

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  56. Thats a rip-off... by tgd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I bought a bunch of those as Christmas gifts last year, I think I payed like $18 each or something.

    They're cool... its a cloned NES with 30 or so games (plus the ability to start on higher levels, which they count towards that 180). Illegal, but fun for the price. Good gift for gen-x'ers who played those when they were kids.

  57. Re:My wife... by Dave21212 · · Score: 2

    Hehehe... she's real, at least the picture she sent me in IRC looks real (and a lot like Alissa Milano?)

    ...just kidding

    Really though, how cool is it that she emails me links to Atari games ;)

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  58. Re:Thanks ! by Dave21212 · · Score: 2

    I was very much hoping to find a few more locations where these could be purchased - maybe someone will find a seller that I don't have to *wait* for the 4-6 weeks shipping ;)

    Thanks !

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  59. Re:It's easy by gpinzone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    On the original 2600 joustick, you could do this by opening it up and rewiring it so that when you held it a 90 degrees, the joystick movements were translated perfectly. No soldering necessary!

  60. Hopefully the joystick is made better by gosand · · Score: 2
    Hopefully they made the joysticks better than the original ones. I think an Atari 2600 joystick is the first thing I remember taking apart. Those damn things broke ALL THE TIME. I remember when my parents got tired of replacing them, I would play by pressing the pop-up buttons on the circuit board itself.

    And I am quite sure they broke from normal use, and not from being thrown.

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  61. I found it here as well... by TheVidiot · · Score: 2, Informative
  62. Um, I think I said it's not the same. by bhsx · · Score: 2

    Yes, it's got a different set of games. That's why I included the list with the link. IMHO, the set of games is better than the Atari version. Portable Pitfall for $20 makes it worth it, to me. Grand Prix is pretty good too, though I'm not too sure I remember the others. On the other hand, how did Atari forget about Space Invaders? I used to have the stand alone version in my basement, along with the original Asteroids stand-up. I couldn't even tell you how many hours (years?) i spent in front of those.

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  63. Re:Bootleg? by User+956 · · Score: 2

    Atari. Nintendo. Sony. Only one Godzilla is leaving out of this little club of his: Microsoft!

    Microsoft opted out, because Godzilla looks too much like Mozilla, and they don't want to be construed as supporting a competing product over their own. It's bad for the share price.

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  64. I got one. by imag0 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Seriously.
    My wife ended up with one last year sometime. Looks like a little controller with all the games burned in on a chip. It's got a little select screen you can choose btween different games.
    Hooks up to a tv via RCA, video and audio.

    What's it like? In a word.. Shit.

    Prone to graphics glitches, controller is cheaply made, and it's interesting for all of 18 seconds and you're done with your blast from the past. There's better things to throw money at.

  65. zerg by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2
    yes Geeks can get married
    That's the real story here.
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  66. OT Observation by LittleGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    "My wife emailed me today with a link (yes Geeks can get married)..."

    We just call the ceremony, "My Big Fat Geek Wedding".

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  67. This is availible retail also by Nihilanth · · Score: 2

    check the gaming section of your local radioshack, they have a version of this as well with a bunch of games. i forget what it goes for, but its around 20 bucks

  68. The coolest bootleg NES game by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 2

    has to be Somario... which is sonic the hedgehog running on a NES (bootleg 1) with Mario sprites (bootleg 2). Someone must have spent a while writing that...

    1. Re:The coolest bootleg NES game by blincoln · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but that is a cool programming trick, not just wholesale copying ROMs into the product being sold.

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  69. Keep in mind by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 2

    You'll need a reasonably modern TV. PAL televisions five years old or more will probably display it in black and white. Modern ones are more forgiving of NTSC.

  70. Married nerd.. by 1nhuman · · Score: 2, Funny
    My wife emailed me today with a link (yes Geeks can get married) ...

    Yes, of course. But is she hot? Cause my fiancé is and I still don't understand the logic behind it. I'm not rich and no, it's not 11 inches.

    It sometimes makes my doubt if I'm a true nerd. It's awfull when you're behind your computer writing brilliant code and some hotty is calling you from the shower. I feel like I'm torn between 2 completly different worlds!

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  71. Re:Missile Command needs 2 players. by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

    Umm, which version of Missile Command allowed you to destroy your friends? Not the Atari version I remember.

    Sure there was two-player mode, but it was alternating, not simultaneous.

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  72. Use a 15% off coupon. by Dr.+Ion · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm going to take a wild guess that most of us have not ordered from Avon before, right?

    Use the coupon code "FIRSTORDER" to save 15% ($3) this fine cosmetic product.

    An awesome geek stocking stuffer. I'm sure I'll pay for it in Avon spam and catalogs..

  73. Re:Bootleg? by User+956 · · Score: 2

    Note this line from my comment : "And I'm not about to go back and re-read old /. posts."

    Also note, by clicking on a link, you'd be going forward, not back.

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  74. Re:Bootleg? by Melantha_Bacchae · · Score: 2

    User 956 wrote:

    > Microsoft opted out, because Godzilla looks too
    > much like Mozilla, and they don't want to be
    > construed as supporting a competing product over
    > their own. It's bad for the share price.

    Nope, Godzilla's been Apple's biggest fan since 1993's "Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla 2". He hates Microsoft with a nuclear passion.

    What do you think "Godzilla 2000 Millenium" was about? The alien in the movie was Microsoft! The "Millenium" reference was to the Microsoft Research project "Millenium" (http://research.microsoft.com/research/sn/Millenn ium/mgoals.html, Millenium's boot screen actually appeared on three monitors of computers the alien attacked, only in the Japanese version). The alien tried to embrace and extend Godzilla, and he nuked it. ;)

    Don't believe me? Answer me this: who or what has "control of systems all over the world"? (Particularly since the Windows XP Service Pack 1 release.)

    "At this moment, it has control of systems all over the world.
    And...we can't do a damn thing to stop it."
    Miyasaka, "Godzilla 2000 Millennium" (Japanese version)

    Shinoda: "The age of Millennium."
    Io: "What does that mean?"
    Shinoda: "A thousand year kingdom. It wants to create a home for itself. There is one flaw in its plan: Godzilla."
    "Godzilla 2000 Millennium" (Japanese version)

    Millennium's Message (words appeared on all computer monitors before the tower was destroyed):
    "Earth Destroy Erase Suppression Dominate Terror Prosperity Oppulence Oppression Revolution Kingdom"
    "Godzilla 2000 Millennium" (Japanese version)

  75. Swiss colony catalog sells them. by madpuppy · · Score: 2, Informative

    My wife recieves the SWISS COLONY catalog of sweets and meats as well as lots of usless junk.
    In thier catalog they sell this Atari Joystic thing.

    BLAH,blah so forth and so on.....

  76. RadioShack by XO · · Score: 2, Informative

    many RadioShack stores still have the ones with 20 some odd Activision games built into a PS1 style controller..

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  77. Re:Anyone know what processor this runs on? by MStulir · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is a hardware-based Atari 2600 emulator. The original ROM's have been altered somewhat.

    I've had one for three weeks. Click on the link below, and read my review for more information.

    Mike Stulir
    The BACK IN TIME Classic Gaming Webcast
    http://www.backntime.net

  78. Need paddles too, not just joystick by sunhou · · Score: 2

    At least two of those games(Circus Atari and Breakout) need paddles to be played well; using a joystick for games like that is frustrating at best. Ever try playing something like Kaboom using a joystick? You can't do it.

  79. Re:Bootleg? by User+956 · · Score: 2

    "Back", "re-read" and "old /. posts" would mean the past. As in old posts on /., that I am not going to re-read.

    "Re-Read"? If you had read it the first time, you wouldn't have asked your question, genius. Since you hadn't read it, the information was new to you; and no matter how you bitch and moan, clicking on a link is going forward.

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  80. Link is down, site is up... by Dave21212 · · Score: 2


    I knew I should have ordered a bunch before posting this item, oh well. ! It seems that the link is dead and even a site search (look at the bottom right, bass-ackards place to put that) on "Atari" or "Games" doesn't find it any more...

    Thank goodness for the alternative locations to find these posted by a few people... Thanks !

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  81. Re:Bootleg? by User+956 · · Score: 2

    If it's in the past, you are going back.

    Maybe for some, but it's not in your past, since you haven't read it, hence, for you, it's going forward.

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