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Please Don't Ask Me About Windows On Christmas

Like many Slashdot users I spend a wee bit of my otherwise leisure time doing gratis tech support for people I may not even know. I usually don't mind too much but last Christmas I got more than one call from distant relatives that, along with wanting to spread holiday cheer, had me weigh in on whatever might be wrong with their new gadget. I was pleased as punch to see this article in the NYT (F.R.Y.Y.Y) about where I might be able to send the less techo hip. If you do *Windows* tech support for grandma after hours this article might also come in handy." Here are a couple of previous articles about the sorry state of conventional support options -- perhaps articles like this will spark some entrepreneurial ideas, too.

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  1. Windows tech by inode_buddha · · Score: 4, Funny

    Heh, I don't even have to wast for the holidays... ppl call me up anyhow, and the first thing that crosses my mind is
    dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda bs=512
    There now, that should fix it....

    --
    C|N>K
    1. Re:Windows tech by vidnet · · Score: 2
      That did fix a "friend"'s problem with DOS fdisk crashing.

      "Install linux instead", I said. "Atleast try it, since you're reinstalling anyways!". Fool wouldn't listen, not even after my floppy-linux came along and fixed DOS fdisk.

  2. Upgraded to Linux/OpenOffice by stonebeat.org · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In my Unix Operator days, I used to get these calls. Actually they turned out to be beneficial (to the OS world).... I got some of the users to upgrade to StartOffice/OpenOffice or even Linux.

    1. Re:Upgraded to Linux/OpenOffice by MortisUmbra · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Great job, you gave them the answer to one question they could figure out, with 53,000 more questions they couldn't figure out.

      --

      "The saddest words of mice and men, are not those which were, but should have been."
    2. Re:Upgraded to Linux/OpenOffice by spectecjr · · Score: 2
      In my Unix Operator days, I used to get these calls. Actually they turned out to be beneficial (to the OS world).... I got some of the users to upgrade to StartOffice/OpenOffice or even Linux. ... at which point, when they came to you and asked you for help, you picked one of these from the list and shouted it at them:

      • Read the @#()*@ Manual
      • You've got the source, get coding!
      • Search for it on Google, I've got better things to do


      At which point, you were disowned.
      --
      Coming soon - pyrogyra
  3. Ah yes... by vga_init · · Score: 5, Funny
    The age old problem of people asking you to help them out with their gadgets or begging you to fix their computer for them, either over the phone or in person. Over the years, I have discovered a twofold solution to this problem:
    1. Pretend like you don't know what the solution is and tell them you can't help them.
    2. Buy one of those handy t-shirts that read, "No, I will not fix your computer." Wear this shirt daily for best results.
    1. Re:Ah yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      As if any self-respecting geek would have more than one shirt...

    2. Re:Ah yes... by Herkum01 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You see a geek may have as many shirts as they desire, but to forefill their role, they can only WEAR one shirt! :)

    3. Re:Ah yes... by vga_init · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, if you are like me and would want to both avoid the hastle of washing your shirt daily in order have better personal hygene and still be respected by your fellow geeks, you will find it very convenient to buy multiple copies of the same shirt. No one will ever know that it's not the same shirt. ;)

    4. Re:Ah yes... by distributed.karma · · Score: 5, Insightful
      > Pretend like you don't know what the solution is and tell them you can't help them.

      Imagine I'm a Linux and BSD poweruser/sysadmin and the problem is related to Windoze or Mac. I honestly don't know that much about those systems (nor do I care to learn) so there's no 'pretend'.

      I should probably explain this attitude more generally. Since I don't have anything to do with Microsoft, there's no basis for me to bash(1) their products. Likewise I don't fancy buying an Xbox to be modded into a Linux box, because I don't want to be involved with M$ in any way.

      In many cases it's best just to ignore M$ quietly, and focus on doing your things with the best tools. I know there's the practical problem of getting a box (especially laptop) without Windows, but for many other things the quiet way should work.

      Think of it this way: M$ is the neighbourhood bully who gets his satisfaction from pissing you off. He will be powerless if you just ignore him.

      --

      --
      If you moderate this, then your children will be next.

    5. Re:Ah yes... by vga_init · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why assume that these shirtless people are all men? I, for one, encourage toplessness for both sexes. :)

    6. Re:Ah yes... by Road · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Since I don't have anything to do with Microsoft, there's no basis for me to bash(1) their products

      Well then, why the M$ crap?

    7. Re:Ah yes... by shayne321 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Imagine I'm a Linux and BSD poweruser/sysadmin and the problem is related to Windoze or Mac. I honestly don't know that much about those systems (nor do I care to learn) so there's no 'pretend'.

      I used to work with a guy who had this same attitude.. The guy was a super genius and could to anything with linux you'd ever want done, but had some secret hatred of microsoft and refused to go near their products. Problem is, in the Real World you can't just ignore them. Case in point, said co-worker was asked to setup a samba server on linux. He had no problems setting up the server, but even *mapping a drive* from windows to test the server took him hours since he knew so little about windows. Like it or not, Microsoft has a MAJOR foothold in the PC and server world (to say the least), and simply ignoring them will do much more harm to you than to them.

      In many cases it's best just to ignore M$ quietly, and focus on doing your things with the best tools.

      That's YOUR decision if you choose to ignore Microsoft just because they're microsoft - and I certainly won't bash you for it - but sometimes a microsoft product IS the best tool for the job.. Throwing it away just because it is made my microsoft seems a little short sighted.. To me, "best tools" should include ANY tool that helps me accomplish what I need to accomplish with my PC.

      Think of it this way: M$ is the neighbourhood bully who gets his satisfaction from pissing you off. He will be powerless if you just ignore him.

      Ugh, slashdot analogies are always horrible.. And since we've established that, let me make an equally horrible one... Think of Microsoft as your corner crack dealer. You may not approve of what he does, and yes, if you ignore him he probably won't try to sell you crack.. But hey, if you need some crack, he's the only place you're gonna find it.

      (Sheesh, did I just stick up for microsoft AND refer to them as a crack dealer in the same post? I need to leave the beer alone).

      Shayne

      --
      Today I didn't even have to use my AK; I got to say it was a good day -- Icecube
    8. Re:Ah yes... by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

      You claim that you ahve no basis to bash their products and then spend you whole post hurling silly insults. Riiiiight.

    9. Re:Ah yes... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      How many women do you know with "No, I won't fix your computer" tee shirts? I'm just going with the odds, dude.

      --

      I write in my journal
    10. Re:Ah yes... by archen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I used to work with a guy who had this same attitude..

      Some of us don't have an attitude; we're just doing our job. And you know how you become a super Linux guru knowing little about Windows? It's because you focus your efforts. It's better to do one thing well than do a shitty job knowing a little bit of everything. I don't hold it against a Linux guru if he does a very good job not knowing windows, nor do I hold it against a good (yes GOOD) MS guru if they also know their stuff and know little about Linux. Rather smart people may be able to master everything, but not so smart people like me might have to concentrate our efforts to do a better job in other areas. I spend most of my time as an admin on our Linux/NT servers, but is it really my fault because I don't know every single problem with Windows? You tell me. I really don't think so.

      user (on phone): Exel is giving me an error.
      me: okay
      user: something about not enough memory.
      me: ...
      user: But I just want to save the file but it won't let me. I don't even have anything else open.
      me: ... hmm... I donno

      Some of us have to pick our battles.

    11. Re:Ah yes... by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      The majority of women should wear "No, I won't **** your ****" tee shirts. At least the cold fish would be obvious and geeks wouldn't waste precious hardware cash buying them drinks.

    12. Re:Ah yes... by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      He didn't bash products at all, maybe you were blinded by irrational anger. Happens to me in traffic sometimes. He simply stated that he avoids Microsoft products, no reason given. By not buying an Xbox, he "won't be involved with M$ in any way". I see no bashing.

    13. Re:Ah yes... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 2

      Sheesh, did I just stick up for microsoft AND refer to them as a crack dealer in the same post?

      Yes. And you suggested that the need for dealing with Microsoft is comparable to one's need for crack cocaine.

      I'll stay clean, thanks.

    14. Re:Ah yes... by Austenite · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I find the two prevailing attitudes in most of these posts really disturbing.

      Not doing unpleasant chores for your family, like Windows support - I mean, they are your family ferchrissakes.

      Second, the idea that you can be a programmer/linux/mainframe person and know nothing about PC's. The parent of the this post is the most reasonable attempt at explanation of the lot. However, with an education, a developed analytical reasoning ability, lack of fear about items technological and an understanding of the principles of operation, there shouldn't be many problems most of your family could have that you could not assist with.

      Yes, you SHOULD be able to find the networking configuration of any GUI OS, for example. You SHOULD be able to take in the available information, formulate a theory, test the hypothesis and observe the results. You SHOULD be able to use whatever experience you do have, even if the situation is one you have not previously encountered.

      Unless of course you're a reasonably bright kid who was into computers early and skipped a proper unversity education to catch the IT boom and are now looking down the barrel of 40 years in a mature industry with no qualifications and no learning skills with which to update your specific technical knowledge.

      And no family who feel the need to support you when you need help.

      --
      "In person, WAP'ed up and making your life a misery!" BOFH, 2003
    15. Re:Ah yes... by shayne321 · · Score: 2

      And you know how you become a super Linux guru knowing little about Windows? It's because you focus your efforts. It's better to do one thing well than do a shitty job knowing a little bit of everything.

      I guess it depends on you job and your interests... If you are a kernel hacker, or get paid to write linux-based software, then sure, I'd agree with you that it's better to know everything there is to know about linux at the expense of other OSes. Me, I'm a network administrator at a stuffy corporate real estate company.. Fortunately, I'm lucky enough to be able to use Linux as servers, but at the same time, I have to make them interoperate with Windows products *every day*. I have to be able to feed excel spreadsheets from MySQL and/or PostgreSQL tables, I have to be able to provide (and support) full file server access (via samba) to windows clients, etc, etc. I have to be able to exchange our internal data with partners and affiliates which are brainwashed by microsoft and only use microsoft products. My whole point with my original post is some of us don't have the luxury of ignoring microsoft.. Unless you're one of the lucky few who are not forced to come into contact with microsoft products daily, it's (IMHO) a silly approach to take to say "I don't know a damn thing about microsoft products and I'm proud of it".

      but is it really my fault because I don't know every single problem with Windows? You tell me. I really don't think so.

      Not at all.. Knowing your way AROUND windows is a whole different animal that knowing every single problem with Windows (like anyone does?).

      user: something about not enough memory.
      me: ...
      user: But I just want to save the file but it won't let me. I don't even have anything else open.
      me: ... hmm... I donno

      This would be me:
      me: have you tried rebooting?
      user: yes
      me: hang on, let me check your file permissions
      (/me checks user's file permissions and/or group settings in linux on samba server, 99% of the time this solves the problem)
      me: reboot and try it again, if it doesn't work try windowsupdate.microsoft.com.

      Maybe that does or doesn't solve the problem, but I at least went a step further than "I dunno dude, I only get paid $60,000 a year to manage apache under linux, not answer silly excel questions".

      Shayne

      --
      Today I didn't even have to use my AK; I got to say it was a good day -- Icecube
    16. Re:Ah yes... by Phroggy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wear this shirt daily for best results.

      Right. And don't wash it. Then they won't want your help.

      --
      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    17. Re:Ah yes... by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

      ...except the "Windoze" and "M$" remarks. That amounts to nothing more than name-calling, which is bashing in its most juvinile form. Name-calling is just silly and depreciates the rest of your argument since it makes you look immature.

    18. Re:Ah yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not doing unpleasant chores for your family, like Windows support - I mean, they are your family ferchrissakes.


      after a friend asks me for help w/ computers, i ask friend a question related to their area of expertise. works great, some folks dont like to talk about what they do, or dont like to after-hours ("oh, you're a doc? what do you think of THIS rash?"), so they never ask me computer questions again. some folks love the interest i display so they continue to ask me, and we end up in a win-win situation.


      i dont see why comp help is so much diff than any other... some mechanics in my family dont like it when i ask about my car, some do. some lawyers i meet wont respond to legal questions, some will. and of course sometimes the physicist will look at me with that condescending look of "you dont know squat about super strings, do you" - the same look i give people who ask me questions about LIEnux.

    19. Re:Ah yes... by tzanger · · Score: 2

      • user: something about not enough memory.
        user: But I just want to save the file but it won't let me. I don't even have anything else open.
      me: have you tried rebooting?

      How, praytell, will you solve their problem? The system says it can't save due to memory, not "access denied." And secondly, how will rebooting help them save their file? :-)

      Yes, I work through win32<-->linux problems, too. It's not magic. Hell, it's not even rocket science.

    20. Re:Ah yes... by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 2

      Not doing unpleasant chores for your family, like Windows support - I mean, they are your family ferchrissakes.

      They are your family, your extended family, your friends, your pseudo-friends you haven't talked to in 2 months, friends of friends, that guy from across the hall, etc.

      there shouldn't be many problems most of your family could have that you could not assist with.

      Given enough time, I can assist with just about any problem that has ever confronted mankind, but in my experience people who ask for help don't want assitance, they want you to solve their problem for them. People sometimes come to me with a problem in Excel or some other application I never use. Somehow they think my degree in Computer Science makes me an expert in every feature of every program, hardware, and software configuration ever made. In reality, these people can usually find the answer on their own in anywhere from half to 3 times the amount of time it will take me to figure it out. So many people out there won't even try to figure it out before asking for help. When enough of your extended family and associates start doing this, it becomes downright abusive.

      I'm a pretty nice guy. Back in college, I installed lots of software and hardware, cleaned viruses off machines, caught and helped people sharing more than they wanted to on the network, wired a friend's apartment, fixed lots of configuration problems, built machines for friends, etc, etc... all for free, often without thanks, and occassionally receiving malice for my efforts. Those years taught me the only way to avoid Mr fixit abuse was to play dumb or delegate to a budding Mr Fixit.

      Now I've got no problem helping my immediate family out, or even a little extended family. They are usually pretty good about genuinely trying to solve their own problems, and when they ask for help they usually actually mean help. But some days it feels like having a cs degree is equivalent to walking around with a "free tech support" shirt on with a "kick me" sign strapped to my back.

    21. Re:Ah yes... by gmack · · Score: 2

      Actually one of my office mates boutht that shirt for herself.

      So yeah I've seen women wear it.

    22. Re:Ah yes... by Reziac · · Score: 2

      I prefer a t-shirt that says "Sure, I'll fix your computer -- for a suitable fee!"

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    23. Re:Ah yes... by shepd · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I like my solution:

      Charge $20 a hour. Turn your hobby into a business. Make money and enjoy it. Charge much more when you have the brick and mortar (Prices up to $60 an hour should be no problem). Lather, rinse, repeat.

      The best part is, if you're careful about it, you never have to advertise (all I do is pass my business cards to the right people). My "on the side" (but still reported to the tax-man) earnings have surpassed my part-time job, to the point where I have to be careful with my time so that I can squeeze that last few months of college in before I go full-time (I may need to quit my "real" job shortly). All you need to do is find something you can do that most others (including your fellow techs) can't do. One of my specialties is modchip installations. Once your specialty is known, you'll get jobs for it, and all the usual stuff will fall into place too (fixing DUN, virus/ad-software removal, building computers, building home networks, cabling, satellite installs, etc. for me).

      Nothing beats a self started business. And yes, I will work Christmas evening - that's when people want to pay me the most (I can already see the multi-digit tips -- thanks for that goodwill cheer!). I just can't "open" the store that day (stupid laws). :-)

      You know, for all the complaining I do about windows, it _does_ ensure I've got a steady job.

      Maybe I shouldn't be giving away the keys to growing your own home business to everyone on slashdot. I really don't need any more competition. ;-)

      --
      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    24. Re:Ah yes... by jhoffoss · · Score: 2

      /me pulls out devil's advocate hat

      Just because he doesn't use or know anything about Microsoft products doesn't mean they have monopolistic tendencies...say what you will though, find a business major at your Uni. and ask them if they've done a case-study on MS yet; chances are they have, and the fact of the matter is MS's monopoly leans more towards capitalistic success than 'dumpster-diving' (not to say that never happened...but Mac did it too. They just aren't as successful, so now they're the under-dog next to Linux.)

      Lets not forget though that the same can be said of a lot of corporations, it's just not as glaringly obvious as with MS. Personally, and this is jumping off topic, I'm more concerned about the MPAA/RIAA/DMCA/Patriot Act and the implications of these on my civil rights than whether MS has a gaming console on the market. (No, I don't mean to say downloading mp3s is legal, but there are legitamate uses and other implications from what the [MP|RI]AA are trying to achieve.)

      To finish my wandering, beer-fueled post, part of success in capitalism is relative ease-of-use and product quality. No, Windows isn't the best IMO, but it's nothing to sneeze at. Same goes for their mice, their keyboards, their gaming consoles, what have you. Plus, MS's control means we can be the enlightened ones and feel additional satisfaction in knowing we can assemble our OS and if it doesn't work, it's usually because of something we did. And as nice as it would be, were it the case, my dad isn't capable of effectively administering a Linux box, nor can he set up a Windows box without consulting me.

      Christ, that is a long conclusion. No more posting after beer for me...

      --
      Linux: The world's best text-adventure game.
    25. Re:Ah yes... by fferreres · · Score: 2

      "Yes, you SHOULD be able ... You SHOULD be able ... SHOULD."

      Hey, did it ever ocurred to you that they just don't FEEL like losing time doing all the tasks you describe? They COULD, but the WON'T and they have AN EXCUSE (a good one also).

      I found out one of the benefits of not using a MS OS is not to have to answer the:
      * "word crashes when I open XY.doc!"
      * "my windows if full of thingies, will you reinstall it for me pleeeeeeaaaase?"
      * "i have these virues, will you clean my PC"
      * large list of etcs.

      These people (friends, relatives, etc) are doing they jobs while they are asking us to waste our time on something from which:
      * You can't learn anything that will last
      * Doesn't offer an intelectuall challenge
      * Takes a lot of time, UNNECESARILY

      --
      unfinished: (adj.)
    26. Re:Ah yes... by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2
      Why do you ask a linux guru to map network drives on a windows machine? He doesn't have any co-workers who know windows? It is called teamplay. The linux guy does linux, the windows guy does windows. Sometimes they will need to talk to help setup projects that require the two to work together.

      What you seem to suggest is that everyone should be an expert on everything. Great if you can find these but I wouldn't hold my breath. Instead in most work enviroments that is why you have this thing called "working together". Sales helps the tech guys making their demostation. Tech support sales with the details they need.

      If this guru's job was to configure unices and you asked him to map drives on windows machines then you where using his skills wrong. Now go back to management class and this time stay awake.

      --

      MMO Quests are like orgasms:

      You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

    27. Re:Ah yes... by chialea · · Score: 2

      You think that's bad? I'm a CS PhD studnet, and I do theory and crypto. I spend hours trying to explain what that IS to my family. I don't use Windows. These little "tech support" sessions are hell, since I have no clue what to do about their problem, so I have to start at square one. They've gotten better at being somewhat self-reliant, since my advice has become "use a better OS, there isn't anything on there that you can't get somewhere else."

      Now if people in my family start getting OS X boxen, I'd be in a lot better shape. "Take the cord and plug it into the hole, and then the computer will download the pictures for you". "It's not booting? And making a funny noise? Call Apple, you seem to need a new hard drive"

      Lea

    28. Re:Ah yes... by blibbleblobble · · Score: 2

      because windows doesn't have bash. So it needs bashing, hence cygwin.

      You can't use windows. Really. The command line is just plain awful. Bring back DOS.

    29. Re:Ah yes... by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2
      Imagine I'm a Linux and BSD poweruser/sysadmin and the problem is related to Windoze or Mac. I honestly don't know that much about those systems (nor do I care to learn) so there's no 'pretend'.

      That's how it is with my family now. A few years ago now when Code Red and Melissa were going around, my father came to me with a concerned look on his face and asked if I could recommend a virus checker. "Why do you want one?" I asked, as he is by no means stupid and knows not to run random programs from strangers etc.

      "I've heard there are these new email viruses that you only have to open to get infected with", he said. "Sure, but you don't need a virus checker, just don't use Outlook Express". At the time I was using MozMail, which worked great for me, and I get way more mail than he does, so I thought that would be fine. But no, he didn't even want to hear that idea. "No, I like Outlook Express, I know you don't like Microsoft but I'm more reasonable".

      So what happens? Of course he gets a virus and wants me to help remove it. So I do, he's my father and he's helped me god knows enough times. I look up the virus specs on the net, remove it and send him on his way, along with an admonition - "See, I told you using OE was a bad idea. Are you sure you don't want to try the competition". No, he didn't. He didn't even want to experiment, look at the competition even. He was sure Outlook Express was fine, and this was just a one off.

      About 6 months later it happens again. By this time I've been using Linux long enough that I don't really understand the virus specs anymore, and can't really be bothered leaving the comfy seat in front of the TV to remove a Windows virus *again* (i'd done it several times in the last few months for brothers/friends etc). Of course he gets pissed off, tells me I should help him because he's my father, tells me to drop the stupid hate of Microsoft just because they are successful etc.

      Sorry, but nobody is obliged to give out free tech support time and time again when your advice on how to save money and hassle is ignored. He knows now that I'm happy to help with other stuff, but if he has virus problems he's on his own. And he still uses Outlook Express. He just got an expensive virus scanner, that must be used about once a week, if that often.

      Moral of the story: only give out tech support as long as it's appreciated and they are willing to learn from the experience. If they aren't, you're just wasting your time.

    30. Re:Ah yes... by medscaper · · Score: 3, Funny
      I did the exact same thing through college. But my rates didn't go up around holidays - they went down - no one was around, anyhow.

      My favorite story was my inevitable phone call at about 11pm night before my CS460 final. I was cramming for it, as usual, and wasn't even halfway done. I got a call from a guy about 35 miles away who demanded that I come get a CD out of a drive that his son had removed from his computer. Here's the conversation :

      me : Sorry, not tonight. After my final in the morning.
      him : You just HAVE to. It's not my CD, and it needs to go back in the morning to work.
      me : Not tonight, really. I can explain how over the phone, but I don't have the 1.5 hours to come do it. I have to study.
      him : You HAVE to. I'll pay ANYthing. I'm desperate!
      me : Really. I have to study. You couldn't afford it. I'll just explain it...
      him : I'll give you $300 cash. It's all I have in my wallet. I wasn't supposed to bring this CD home!!
      me : Be there in 20 minutes. Have the drive ready.

      So, I got there, he handed me the cash and the drive at his door, I asked him for a paperclip, took out the CD with the release hole, handed him the CD, the bent paperclip, and the drive.

      I got a B on the test.

      --
      Any sufficiently well-organized Government is indistinguishable from bullshit.
    31. Re:Ah yes... by Mark+Bainter · · Score: 2

      Sure, if I'm right there, I can fix a networking problem. Heck, with a reasonably intelligent proxy on the other end I can even likely fix a simple config problem of that nature. But you don't normally get calls about that, or at least I don't. No, I get calls like "My computer runs slow". "Windows keeps giving me this blue screen that says..." "My computer crashes, doyou know why?" "Every once in awhile, my computer will lock up." These are not issues that can be debugged easily over the phone with someone who is good with windows! And, if you are used to certain high quality tools being available, trying to sit down and debug an easy problem on another os that doesn't have them can be a huge pita.

      --
      "No nation could preserve its freedom in the midst of continual warfare."
      --James Madison
    32. Re:Ah yes... by shayne321 · · Score: 2

      Whereas this dude who`s accustomed to unix systems finds windows to be a very alien and difficult interface

      /me bangs head against wall

      That wasn't the point at all.. While I'll conceede that windows may indeed by an alien interface for those used to "the unix way", my point was his lack of windows knowledge was a liability, in that it hampered his ability to do a lot of the things he was asked to do. I don't think expecting your local linux guru to know how to map drives, setup network printers, and get around in word and excel is asking too much.

      I consider myself a linux guru and I'm also Win2k MCSE certified. Yeah, flame away, MCSE's suck, MCSE's are clueless, etc, etc. As I've said in my earlier posts, a good part of my job as a network admin is making linux and windows products play nice together. It takes a good knowledge of BOTH to accomplish this. For example, without a decent understanding of Microsoft's Active Directory services, how do you expect to be able to setup samba's implementation of it if/when they get there?

      Shayne

      --
      Today I didn't even have to use my AK; I got to say it was a good day -- Icecube
    33. Re:Ah yes... by shayne321 · · Score: 2

      Why do you ask a linux guru to map network drives on a windows machine?

      Well, to be pedantic, *I* wasn't involved in any of this, I was a lowly telephone tech support guy at the time. He was the sole network admin for the company. The boss says "Bob (not his real name), we need a file server". Bob being a linux and open-source kind of guy immediately downloads, compiles, and configures samba. Part of getting the samba installation up and running is testing it from the win PCs and helping the users map drives to it. He finally did manage this, but it took him a long time to do it.

      Yes, probably one of us in tech support could have stopped answering calls for a while and helped him out.. But basically we would have stopped doing our jobs to help him do his.

      Shayne

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    34. Re:Ah yes... by distributed.karma · · Score: 2

      OK, I've had my share of the Windows Experience. I didn't like it so I decided to tune out. Now I'm using Free software because it happens to work better for me. YMMV.

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    35. Re:Ah yes... by el_chicano · · Score: 2
      Problem is, in the Real World you can't just ignore them. Case in point, said co-worker was asked to setup a samba server on linux. He had no problems setting up the server, but even *mapping a drive* from windows to test the server took him hours since he knew so little about windows. Like it or not, Microsoft has a MAJOR foothold in the PC and server world...
      I do computer support for a community college for a living and have to deal with Windows on the job. I prefer Linux and run Mandrake at home and on my work desktop. I also get to manage a 5 PC 2K multimedia lab and to me, 2K/XP is OK when it comes to support. The big problem is the costs associated with it and for software that runs on it.

      I have noticed that Microsoft forces you to get constant training on doing it their way, which adds to the cost. All to learn stupid sh*t like the fact that Windows boots from the system partition and runs from the boot partition.
      To me, "best tools" should include ANY tool that helps me accomplish what I need to accomplish with my PC.
      If I could afford to give MS money I would update from Win98 (under VMWare) at home. How many billions does MS have in the bank anyway? At work where they pay for the software and handle the licensing I will run whatever they want but I hate not being able to get tasks done because of funding issues.

      That is the nice thing about running Linux, if you need any sort of software for any sort of task, it you can get it, compile it and try it out. Sometimes it not be be greatest quality but sometimes you get a Mozilla or Open Office.
      Think of Microsoft as your corner crack dealer. You may not approve of what he does, and yes, if you ignore him he probably won't try to sell you crack.. But hey, if you need some crack, he's the only place you're gonna find it.
      That is a pretty good analogy. If you put it in those terms, when people ask for free tech support tell them that you are not an "enabler" of negative behavior -- using Windows! :->
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    36. Re:Ah yes... by jafuser · · Score: 2
      How, praytell, will you solve their problem? The system says it can't save due to memory, not "access denied." And secondly, how will rebooting help them save their file?
      It sounds more like a solution to your problem... They lose their document, you apologize and hang up, and they never bother you again =)
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    37. Re:Ah yes... by sjames · · Score: 2

      There are many areas where nobody would dream that specialists in 'similar' skills should be expected to do each others jobs.

      Cab drivers are not expected to occasionally drive big rigs, skippers do not fly planes, In many cases, auto mechanics do not work on foreign cars. MCSEs are often not expected to install SAMBA on a Linux server.

      Beyond that, phone support is it's own specialty which presents it's own set of problems. To me it feels like building a ship in a bottle where the bottle is painted black, the flashlight's batteries are weak, and I'm wearing boxing gloves. That's hard enough even if I know exactly what and where the interfaces are and what they should look like. It doesn't help that Windows is GUI through and through and requires the person on the other end of the phone to describe often non-descript icons and me to understand the description, never having seen them before.

      It's not quite as bad actually sitting at the machine, but it is still a very alien interface that was designed to hide things from the user where I'm used to config files that are meant to expose as much as possable to the user. If I need to interoperate with Windows, it's time to call in a Windows specialist.

    38. Re:Ah yes... by Bert64 · · Score: 2

      By that same reckoning you should expect windows users to know how to do the same things on unix..

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  4. who needs a windows tech? i got google! by wuchang · · Score: 5, Funny

    if google made $1 everytime someone used them to find an answer to a tech support question, they would 0wn microsoft.

  5. Great idea by MacAndrew · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'll offer to do support for Macs, since they're what I know best. Oh wait ... I'm done already. ;-)

    I feel ever so slightly guilty about it, but I have for years kept very quiet about knowing *anything* about computers. I used to do tech support (secondary to coding) and don't remember it fondly. If you couldn't fix the problem, you were possibly incompetent; if you could, the problem was maybe your fault, or easy. (OK, that's the mos cynical description.)

    Worst of all, people would ask me to work on their PC's (shudder) where I'm pretty ignorant, having tuned out around Windows 3.1. There's an idea out there that if you "know something about computers" that you can strike up a conversation with *any* computer. (You know, like the American theory that anyone anywhere can understand English if you just speak it slowly and loudly enough. ;-)

    But to help out is great, it's a shame to see $1000+ paperweights. Also, as a Mac fan and investor I have wanted people to enjoy their machine -- that evangelism thang.

    Gee, I had a point here. Just some observations I suppose, sitting here with my wireless iBook.... Works great.

    1. Re:Great idea by Matey-O · · Score: 3, Informative

      Surf around a bit (if you can get signal) one of the antennae gets outta whack and can be re-seated for a general improvement in reception.

      (something about rubbing the area between the battery compartment and the side of the laptop, IIRC. I dunno, I don't own one.)

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    2. Re:Great idea by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      The range is really flaky. It depends on antenna orientation and what's between you and the receiver. For example, metal very bad, wood kinda bad, plaster not so bad, air good. Line of sight is critical.

      MacAddict I think experiment to see what range they could get from the Golden gate bridge. It was pretty good -- through clear air.

      I sold my Apple airport base station on eBay and switched to an SMC Barricade switch/WAP/firewall -- and came out ahead on $$$. The SMC has greater range, too, and not the failure-prone power circuitry of the first-gen Apple bases.

    3. Re:Great idea by baryon351 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ugh. I'm in the same situation, but thankfully most of my family own Macs, and I have no problem throwing small suggestions their way, and giving people hints on where best to help themselves. They're my relatives, I know them well, and know what'll work well with them

      There's always exceptions however. My Aunt wanted to buy a computer, and could get a decent deal on a 2nd hand Mac. Her daughter uses a mac, her brother uses a mac, one of her sons uses a mac, her niece (me) uses several macs, her best friend has 2 iBooks and her neighbour is one of the local Mac service centre techs. We all advised her on which Mac to get, and how to expand it, as she'd never used a computer before and wanted to get into the graphical side of it.

      So she goes and buys a PC because the neighbour on the other side said Macs suck. Now she's stuck with no support, apart from the quite overpriced local PC dealership she bought the PC from. I stopped helping her when she asked "Why do you all own such incompatible computers?".

    4. Re:Great idea by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      something about rubbing the area between the battery compartment and the side of the laptop

      That would be the Aladdin's Lamp hotfix.

      *ducks*

    5. Re:Great idea by Natalie's+Hot+Grits · · Score: 2

      that is a seperate issue, the main issue has to do with the metal case surrounding the antenna..

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    6. Re:Great idea by Joey7F · · Score: 2

      You know, like the American theory that anyone anywhere can understand English if you just speak it slowly and loudly enough. ;-)

      Are you sure this doesn't work? I went to France and no one said they could speak english. However, after I got up in their faces, SCREAMED very loudly while poking them in the chest with my finger, they would yell out "Leave me the hell alone!". Then I would say, "Aha, so you do speak English!" Then they would walk away and ignore me.

      God I hate the frogs...

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    7. Re:Great idea by MacAndrew · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thank you Mr. Ambassador. :)

      A student in my high school, maybe 16, went to Germany for several weeks as part of a student exchange (I later did the same). When he was telling an assembly about his experiences, he said an odd-looking man had once approach him and announced "Ich liebe dich!" (I love you.) He knew what this meant but said huh? and the guy repeated it. He said, "Sorry, I only speak English." The guy looked at him and said, "I love you!"

      Proving that love is the international language.

    8. Re:Great idea by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      I don't know the origin, but I sure saw people trying it out and even yelled at one. A friend who was recently in Paris chewed out a bunch of American teenagers for being jerks at the Eiffel Tower (she'd never thought of herself as being the establishment). When I was last in Europe I just told everyone I was Canadian. Everyone seems to like them.

      I could tell whether a French person liked me by what nationality they guessed I was. Canadian, they liked me. English or American, so-so. German, well, ah....

      What does this have to do with our topic here? Well, please don't "ask" me naturally raises the question of language and communication, and I swear there's an implicit criticism of Windows in there, the SS of the computer world.

    9. Re:Great idea by Matey-O · · Score: 2

      yeah, but there's a slot in the case the antenna is supposed to sit in. They tend to fall inside the case.

      So the tech support recommendation is to take the battery out, and rub in one direction (I forget which) to reseat the antenna in that slot.)

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  6. Here's the trick by BlackTriangle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never let anyone know your job/schooling involves tweaking computers.

    Example:

    Hot Blonde at Campus Bar : So what's your major?

    You : Computer Science

    Hot Blonde at Campus Bar : Ooh, can I get some help from you later? Here's my roommate's friend's number. They'll know how to get in touch with me.

    You : Cool!

    Later On, after spending 20 hours on some shitty HTML assignment for her:

    Hot Blonde previously at Campus Bar : Get the fuck out of the Computer Lab, loser.

    Wrong!

    Let's try again.

    Hot Blonde at Campus Bar : So what's your major?

    You : Art History

    Hot Blonde at Campus Bar : My daddy bought me a cool Rembrandt painting for my 16th birthday. Well that, and the bimmer. Want to come up to my room and see it?

    Correct.

    This can be rough if the only people you know are coworkers and people in your Degree Major, but if you're that kind of person, you're fucked anyways.

    I had to learn this the hard way, being in Computer Science in a previous life. Although my answer to the problem was to change majors ; instead, I am a Liberal Arts Major. And *wink wink* my previous major was Mathematics.

    1. Re:Here's the trick by alanwj · · Score: 5, Funny
      I had to learn this the hard way, being in Computer Science in a previous life. Although my answer to the problem was to change majors ; instead, I am a Liberal Arts Major. And *wink wink* my previous major was Mathematics.

      How ironic. Now that you can get hot chicks, you won't be able to afford them.

      Alan
    2. Re:Here's the trick by rynthetyn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What is really bad is when you are one of two female computer science majors, and the only female computer science major to live on campus, when on campus is non-coed dorms. Then, you get all the girls on your hall (and friends of the girls on your hall, and girls on your sister's hall, and their friends...) coming to you whenever Windows crashes, wanting to know why their computer got the blue screen of death, and wanting you to fix it so that it won't happen again. As if it is even possible to stop anything by microsoft from crashing.

      At least you guys can meet girls when they come and ask you for help, but no guy is going to come up to me for help with their computers.

      Oh well, the big upside of not being a history major any more is that when I graduate, I won't be asking people "do you want fries with that?"

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  7. Isn't the answer obvious? by Clue4All · · Score: 5, Funny

    Call up Janie Porche and her PowerBook. She saved Christmas! Who wants to spend Christmas afternoon downloading Windows drivers??

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    1. Re:Isn't the answer obvious? by Space+Coyote · · Score: 2

      You obviously don't know the actual difference between the two platforms.

      You obviously haven't used iPhoto :)

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    2. Re:Isn't the answer obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I"ve never downloaded mac drivers. In fact I don't even know how to download mac drivers, now that I think about it. Everything I've plugged into my OS X box has been recognized and "just works" as they say: epson printer, two digital cameras, USB card reader, replacement mouse, etc...

      doesn't XP work that way?

    3. Re:Isn't the answer obvious? by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2

      Hmmm...my two year old Epson inkjet printer is not recognised by OS X at all. Neither is my HP scanner. Or my Logitech webcam. The latter are less than 12 months old.

      Want me to carry on? :-)

      And if I wanted to, I can't download Mac OS X drivers for any of the above from the manufacturers*.

      Tim

      * Although IOXperts provide a webcam driver - they rock :)

    4. Re:Isn't the answer obvious? by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Wacky, that's exactly how I feel with each of my Mandrake installs over the last few years. Getting drivers is a hassle...I hate it when my brother calls and wants me to walk him through installing winmodem drivers on XP the 10th time it destroys itself. One time I almost suggested he use linux, but he has satellite via a strange USB device which probably isn't supported. Probably about the only useful device that's not supported (or I don't know if it does have support).

    5. Re:Isn't the answer obvious? by Servo · · Score: 2

      She's definately the cutest Switch ad chick :)

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  8. Joke if you may, Timothy by ekrout · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People, I realize that support options for most software products are severely lacking, but you must jump down off your "high horse" so to speak and consider what kinds of support options exist for folks using the preferred software here at Slashdot, "Open Source" (or "Free").

    Users of free software are an interesting bunch. They knowingly accept and embrace and are even attracted to the fact that it's traditionally much harder to use than everyday Windows software. This is fine and good until 90% of them realize that they can't even get their freshly-downloaded project to configure/compile itself. Another 8% do manage to do so, but then they run into problems figuring out how to get it to work to do what they want it to do (e.g. "Hmm, was that tar -xfp or -xzfv tar?). Still the meager 2%, or the truly gifted gurus, actually manage to run the program.

    Now comes the tough part -- tech support.

    After using pico or more software to read the INSTALL and README files, a user is still baffled by certain run-time characteristics of the Free Software project. They then turn to (as indicated on the project website) to the appropriate IRC channel.

    You guys all know what happens next; after a series of RTFM j00 dumb n00bie!!1 and Wow your dumb comments, 99.1% of these folks who were initially awe-inspired by Open Source turn severely sour on it and give up. They then reinstall Windows and go along their merry way.

    This is all (mostly) truth, people, and the figures prove it. There are probably a couple million people who use Linux as their preferred desktop. Everyone else uses Windows or OS X because support options with these types of licensed proprietary products are paramount when compared to Linux-class code and support.

    Your parents run Windows for a reason, and trust me -- it's not because it looks that incredible. It's just easier to use, and easier to get support for. End of story.

    Sure, I use Linux and really respect myself and others who do the same. But even the most unexpected people turn to another platform after awhile because the support that we all give for our Linux projects just simply sucks. I know I personally don't have time to support apps I write, and you folks probably don't either.

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    1. Re:Joke if you may, Timothy by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      ekrout is my new best friend.

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    2. Re:Joke if you may, Timothy by rossz · · Score: 3, Informative
      You guys all know what happens next; after a series of RTFM j00 dumb n00bie!!1 and Wow your dumb comments, 99.1% of these folks who were initially awe-inspired by Open Source turn severely sour on it and give up. They then reinstall Windows and go along their merry way.


      I was a moderator in #linux until recently. I never tolerated insulting the beginners. I banned more than one "elitist" for arrogant behavior towards someone who was (to put it nicely) very lost.

      BTW, I quit the channel a couple of weeks ago because of SOps arrogance. I was complaining that the topic was less than useful and very old. It referred to a solaris bug. My attitude was wtf does that have to do with Linux? Because they had the topic locked so that only SOps could change it, all I could do was repeat my complaint. When one of the SOps told me to stop complaining or he would kick me, my immediate response was, "works for me", and I quit. I haven't been back since.
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    3. Re:Joke if you may, Timothy by Peyna · · Score: 2

      With the few distros I've tried out (redhat, debian, gentoo), I've found their mailing-lists and online forums very helpful. Of course, it's rarely someone who works for that distro that responds (but can be), you still get good help from people who have been through what you have before; or you get 100 "me too's".

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    4. Re:Joke if you may, Timothy by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

      Who's that incompetent? And if users can't figure out: ./configure
      make
      make install

      then there are fine rpm-based distributions.


      Hrm - I've had my RH8 desktop for a few weeks now. I can't get NVidia drivers for it. They don't make RH8 drivers specifically, and the source requires that I have megs of kernel source on my drive. Yes, I could put it on, but haven't the time right now. Oh, wouldn't it be great for a binary version of a program IN ADDITION TO SOURCE CODE, so that those of us more interested in being productive than 'freedom' could just get work done?

      Furthermore, the view that there is no tech support for open source seems to be based on an incorrect perception. On several occasions, I've gotten help from the actual authors of software I wanted to install. Try that with Windows.

      When was the last time you actually had trouble INSTALLING a Windows package? Given the thousands of Win32 shareware packages, you'd think there'd be hundreds or thousands of uninstallable packages, given Win95, 98, 98se, ME, 2k, XP, etc., yet most everything just installs and works, regardless of version. Libraries it needs are generally bundled (yes, that's a good thing - the fact that they don't install to their own directories isn't the smartest, but it's certainly EASIER than stopping an install to go grab 3 extra libraries).

      Finally, the best reason for setting up granny with a Linux box is that you don't have to give her root access.

      Unless she wants to install an RPM package.

    5. Re:Joke if you may, Timothy by nebby · · Score: 2

      Hrm - I've had my blah desktop for a few weeks now. I can't get blah blahs for it. They don't make blah blahs specifically, and the blah requires that I have blah of blah source on my drive. Yes, I could put it on, but haven't the time right now. Oh, wouldn't it be great for a blah version of a program IN ADDITION TO blah, so that those of us more interested in being productive than 'freedom' could just get work done?

      In order to demonstrate why Linux will never be on the desktop, I've transformed your post into how it will be seen by a non-computer literate person. With this in mind, consider the fact that you are addressing a faily common technical problem.

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    6. Re:Joke if you may, Timothy by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      #1: Avoid #linux on dalnet like the plague. I know what you mean by the n00b comments and that's one of the reasons I deserted that server years ago.

      #2: e.g. "Hmm, was that tar -xfp or -xzfv tar? Actually it's neither. The - has been deprecated for a while with tar. Typically it goes command -switch/-option. It's a logical standard. So in your case it'd be tar xzf whatever. No -.

      #3: A couple million people using Linux as their preferred desktop is nothing to sneeze at. Think about how many were doing so 3 years ago. It's doing pretty well for a youngster. There must be SOME valid reasons for people to switch.

      #4: "I know I personally don't have time to support apps I write, and you folks probably don't either. " This, friend, is why you rely on the delicate art of documenting your work. The better docs you have, the less 'dumb' or obvious questions you'll get. The support may be lacking, but at least it exists in some form or another. 95% of windows users turn to friends or relatives to help them fix shit, 95% of linux users get online and ask people or read docs. It's all relative.

    7. Re:Joke if you may, Timothy by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      She doesn't need root access to install RPM packages in Mandrake. All you have to do is add her to the urpmi group (urpmi is mandrake's rpm thingy). Once that's done, she has no idea she has a *little* root-ish access and she can install anything she wants.

      No time to install your kernel source so you can rebuild the .src.rpm? Please. You have time to type here, you have time to install a single rpm. Give me a break. If you really want it easy, go snooping around with google, I'm sure at least one person has built the nvidia drivers for Redhat 8 for lazy n00bs like you. :)

    8. Re:Joke if you may, Timothy by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 2

      The hell?

      Yes, Linux is harder than Windows at the moment. But it's not the epic quest you make it out to be. For 90% of the software I use, I don't bother with tarballs and compiling anymore. I just grab an RPM and install it and am on my way. For all of the traditional "desktop" software I use (spreadsheet, word processor, personal finance software, web browser, email client, I simply rely on what comes with Red Hat Linux and Ximian Desktop. Everyone once in a while I run Red Carpet, select all of the updates and hit "Next." Amazingly easy, freeing me up to do more interesting things (like writing new software).

      You bizarrely claim that 99.1% of people who are attracted to free software and are willing to accept that is is harder to use end up giving up. If the above is "too hard", then they weren't really ready for something harder to use than Windows. (Heck, they probably aren't ready for something as exciting as installing Windows from scratch.) You're making numbers up and you know it.

      The figures prove what? That an operating system and supporting software developed by people with a fraction of the budget and advertising of Apple are successfully gaining market share? That it's impossible for any operating system (even the heavily hyped MacOS X) to make serious inroads against the Microsoft monopoly? You can't prove anything with the figures other than Microsoft owns the game, Apple keeps a sizable minority, and Linux slowly grows. We can't know that if the reason Linux has such a small share is because people are trapped by the Microsoft monopoly, aren't aware of Linux due to lack of advertising, have actually tried Linux but found it too difficult, aren't interesting in exploring new options because their system shipped with Windows and works fine for now.

      Your parents run Windows for a reason, and trust me -- it's not because it looks that incredible. It's just easier to use, and easier to get support for. End of story.

      Bwuhuhahahahaha! Sure. Fine. Not.

      My parents loath Microsoft and Windows. The "support" they've gotten is entirely "try rebooting" and "try reinstalling". My dad recently spent a weekend fighting with various drivers unsuccessfully. My dad purchases a great deal of maintenance software to try and keep his system stable. My mom struggles to keep her old games working under new Windows operating systems. (And before you complain, "but it's third party publishers that are the problem", the same is true for Linux. If you stick with your distribution's publisher (and perhaps Ximian), you'll find you get a very easy to install and use system that's stable.)

      My parents don't use Windows because they like it or that they feel it's easy to use. They use Windows because it's all they've ever known.

      Finally, yes, IRC is full of assholes. Duh. Big shock. It turns out that most of IRC is full of assholes, including the non-Linux channels. The Windows support channels are full of assholes. The music dicussion channels are full of assholes. The abuse support channels are full of assholes. It's the nature of anonymous communication. Fortunately, I haven't bothered looking at IRC for a long time. When I run into problems I check the mailing list archives and the FAQ. If I don't find details, then a politely phrased query to a mailing list provides useful answers. And I only ever need go to this trouble when I chose to be daring and try software that didn't come with my distribution. And only if the software has problems (less than 1% of the time). This is an exceptional case, not the general one (unless your general case involves lots of trying experimental software).

    9. Re:Joke if you may, Timothy by FyRE666 · · Score: 2

      I used to hang out on the #linux channel on undernet about a year or so ago - I'd leave IRC running and chime in if I could help out. However, I left as the channel became nothing more than a little club of idiots banning newbies and anyone even mentioning the "wrong" distro names. I just thought it pathetic, and totally at odds with the idea of open discussion.

      I'm sure it's now 100% script kiddies and wannabies.

    10. Re:Joke if you may, Timothy by mcrbids · · Score: 2
      99.1% of these folks who were initially awe-inspired by Open Source turn severely sour on it and give up. They then reinstall Windows and go along their merry way.

      ... that is, until you get a "weird one", such as "I have 110 Domain names, can you transfer them all?" or perhaps "Can you get all the email addresses out of this text file?", or how about: "How can I send stuff my my webserver direct to my printer?" or something similar, where a few seconds at a bash prompt gets you what you want.

      This doesn't just happen sometimes, it happens to me all the time - and I'm truly glad I have a command line available from anywhere. (via ssh)

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    11. Re:Joke if you may, Timothy by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

      It may help (thanks) but simply points up the problem that this stuff STILL has a helluva long way to go before there's widespread adoption of Linux distros as desktop machines for the mass market. Yeah, I've gone thru the trouble of putting in the freshrpms stuff (easy enough now - used to be a pain). But I have the kernel sources on CD too - just can't find it. But the fact that I need them to do something as basic as get DECENT VIDEO SUPPORT for a popular card is bothersome.

    12. Re:Joke if you may, Timothy by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

      I'm at home not at my desktop machine at the office. We don't all live and work on the same machine.

    13. Re:Joke if you may, Timothy by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

      Already wrote before - I'm at home writing this, not at work. When I'm at work, I have work to do, and don't usually have much time to mess around compiling stuff like that.

      It was my assumption that people wanted Linux to be more accepted as a general use desktop. This is what I've been attempting to do for the past few months - use it pretty much 'stock' with as few compilations of things as possible (partially due to time constraints, partially as a test of the viability of Linux distros as general use desktops).

      People I would recommend Linux to have no idea at all how to go compiling extra stuff. They DO know how to download and install a Win32 exe file. If there's an RPM someone can download and install via a GUI RPM installer, that is close enough, so I've been attempting to restrict myself to that route as much as possible.

      I've gone thru various Mandrake and RH installs - been with RH7.3 and 8 almost solid for 3 months. Overall it's pretty good, but there are still many instances where it'd be nicer to just install a package with a single command instead of download/untar/configure/make/make install.

    14. Re:Joke if you may, Timothy by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2

      Would somebody please explain where people get insulted on IRC? I regularly help in #linuxhelp on FreeNode and can honestly say that I have never seen this kind of unjustified newbie bashing. Is this when people use DALnet or EFnet or something? On the rare occasions when I do try to connect to those networks they are indeed full of idiots, but freenode and gimpnet are an absolute treasuretrove. I know I would still be learning the CLI the hard way if it weren't for those guys.

    15. Re:Joke if you may, Timothy by LMariachi · · Score: 2
      #2: e.g. "Hmm, was that tar -xfp or -xzfv tar? Actually it's neither. The - has been deprecated for a while with tar. Typically it goes command -switch/-option. It's a logical standard. So in your case it'd be tar xzf whatever. No -.

      You've got that backwards. The no-hyphen flags are the old deprecated ones in tar. "info tar" if you don't believe me.

    16. Re:Joke if you may, Timothy by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Whatever, it works either way, and I prefer the no '-' method.

  9. Only Fix bootleg copies. by bstadil · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I only fix windows problems for people I know bootlegged the latest upgrade of Windows.

    If they paid for the current software I ask them to have the people that got the money fix the problem.

    This is a good lead in for putting Mozilla / OpenOffice etc on the windows box.

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    1. Re:Only Fix bootleg copies. by bstadil · · Score: 2
      Microsoft = Bad, so stealing their software isn't stealing at all

      Read the post again. I didn't make a comment on right or wrong of stealing software from MS. The comment was about my involvement if fixing windows problems for other people.

      I do not steal from Microsoft, nor do I do their job for free.

      --
      Help fight continental drift.
  10. PC Support by Andrewkov · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As someone who did PC support for years, I can relate to this. Everyone and their brother wants help with their PC's, and expects it for free. They think you like nothing better than to sit around giving computer advice at family functions, parties, etc. You wouldn't expect your brother-in-law the mechanic to fix your car for free, would you? Or get a free root canal from a relative who's a dentist? Why is there this perception that IT people should work for free, and live to fix your Windows problems? Now I just tell them I only work on mainframes (or "BIG Computers" when they give you a blank look), and don't know Windows. Anyway, sorry for the rant, this is something that's been bugging me for years.

    1. Re:PC Support by Com2Kid · · Score: 5, Funny
      • You wouldn't expect your brother-in-law the mechanic to fix your car for free, would you?


      Well now that depends, if I fix his computer for free;

      uh, yah. :)

      (see, it is called exchange of labor. :) )
    2. Re:PC Support by Peyna · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wouldn't "expect" a family member to do work for me for free; however, at least in my family, part of being family is that you take care of your family. So, if you can do something for them to help them out, and it isn't going to kill you, you do it!

      So while you should never expect gifts from family in this way, you should always give them.

      --
      What?
    3. Re:PC Support by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 2

      Yeah I have to agree with this... my freshman year in college, word got out that I was a computer whiz, and everyone on my floor would ask me for help every time there was a problem. People would be coming by at all hours with all kinds of questions. It got so bad that I posted my hourly rate outside my door... suddenly everyone started to take a little initiative and try to fix things themselves. :-)

      --
      evil adrian
    4. Re:PC Support by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, I used to help my friend with his family's PC a good deal, fixing problems when they came up. After awhile his mom came over to my house and offered to give me money for working on it, and you know what my mom did? Turned it down. For doing work. This perception is definitely widespread, but I must admit it can actually be fun to get praised for fixing pretty simple things.

    5. Re:PC Support by Istealmymusic · · Score: 2

      Well now that depends, if I fix her computer for free..uh, yeah ;)

      --
      "The lesson to be learned is not to take the comments on slashdot too literally." --Vinnie Falco, BearShare
    6. Re:PC Support by nathanh · · Score: 2
      As someone who did PC support for years, I can relate to this. Everyone and their brother wants help with their PC's, and expects it for free. They think you like nothing better than to sit around giving computer advice at family functions, parties, etc. You wouldn't expect your brother-in-law the mechanic to fix your car for free, would you?

      Well... yes. I would. And he would. Because that's what family is all about.

      I pity anybody who doesn't understand this.

    7. Re:PC Support by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 2
      So while you should never expect gifts from family in this way, you should always give them.

      In some ethnic enclaves around the US, you'd risk serious familial strife if you didn't offer professional services to your immediate and extended family. I'm familiar with Jewish families. Dentists, doctors, lawyers, accountants, mechanics, and others in those families are expected to provide gratis service to extended family members.

      If you think of the extended family as an economic unit, it makes a lot of sense to run things that way. That's why there are all the jokes about how Jews never pay retail.

      --
      Anything worth doing is worth doing badly -- G.K. Chesterton
    8. Re:PC Support by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      I live by a strict beer payment plan for relatives. If they want tech support, they have to keep bringing me beers until the job is finished. It has to be my beer of choice, and if it requires a trip to the liquor store, so be it.

      See, nobody loses. I get piss drunk if their computer is seriously hosed, and by then, I'm usually at the point where I say "This looks really bad, you're about to lose all your saved stuff, time to format and reinstall". Luckily, having magical foresight that dealing with years of windows-using relatives has brought me, all their important stuff is on different partitions that isn't going to get wiped.

      Tell all your relatives to buy big hard drives and a copy of Partition Magic. When a problem comes up tell them to format C and run their install cd. Problem solved.

    9. Re:PC Support by vasqzr · · Score: 2


      "Computers? I don't work with computers anymore. I got moved into accounting."

      I'm going to use that excuse this Christmas.

    10. Re:PC Support by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

      I'm not religious at all, but I've always tried to provide help to not only my family but my friends as well on a no-cost basis. They, in turn, generally do the same. If you can help your mate out, you do, and he will return the favour.

    11. Re:PC Support by isorox · · Score: 2

      You wouldn't expect your brother-in-law the mechanic to fix your car for free, would you?

      Hell no, I buy the parts and get him a (beer, bottle of scotch, case of scotch depending on how long it took)

    12. Re:PC Support by SacredNaCl · · Score: 2

      The worst is when you go to do someone a favor. When you are leaving everything works, system actually now boots. Yet at the next family function, she goes around telling everyone how you *broke* her e-mail. Sorry for the rant, but when one's family is as fux0r3d as mine, you gotta vent it somewhere.

      I should of learned that lesson long ago with a girlfriend who had a minor problem on her car. So I fixed it, no big deal, just replace rotors and pads. She was happy - life was okay. A few months later her exhaust system had problems and it was *my* fault. Then transmission had problems ...Also *my* fault. That level of complexity was enough to screw her sense of reason beyond accepting that these are unrelated systems. Thankfully I was spared from every solving any computer problems for her.

      The problem is, if you are working on something that people truly don't understand, even pro-bono, this lack of understanding can lead to all kinds of accusations and misunderstandings.

      --
      Freedom is merely privilege extended unless enjoyed by one and all.
  11. Who to recommend? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm starting to get "Christmas requests" at work and frankly I don't want to do any of it, but people do ask who to buy from. I just tell them to goto Dell or even CDW as that's who I use for corporate, but they aren't necessarily the best deals nor the best option for the home buyer and I'd hate to point them to Best Buy or some other retail nightmare. By retail nightmare I mean a selection of only Compaqs starting at much more than what they're worth, $40 USB and parallel cables, pushy saleskids pushing worthless 'extended warranties', etc.

    So who to recommend? I'd like to point people towards a company or two who excel in price and service. It doesn't matter if they're a multi-national or some local/web only shop, but the latter would be nice. So what retailers would you recommend for technophobes in need of a windows machine that'll do the basics?

    1. Re:Who to recommend? by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Gateway. No question. They always advertise their system prices including the monitor, and now if you get one you get a 18 inch lcd for the price of the 17 inch lcd. The 500XL is a nice one and it even comes with a DVD-RAM Drive (Yes it can make DVD-R's). You can also get a 3 year warantee for a decent price. In fact, I am probably going to get a new system there. I am getting tired of building them and I also want one under warantee not because I don't know how to fix it, but because I don't want to pay to fix it any more.

      --

      Gorkman

    2. Re:Who to recommend? by nomadic · · Score: 2

      Depending on their income and technological proficiency, I'd either point them at Dell or http://resellerratings.com.

    3. Re:Who to recommend? by AdamHaun · · Score: 2

      For individual pieces of hardware I recommend newegg.com. They are very well known on the net as a reliable organization. An added bonus is that they use super-cheap FedEx Saver shipping and gets a package from CA to NY in two days. Their prices are always near the bottom of what pricewatch.com lists.

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      Visit the
    4. Re:Who to recommend? by .milfox · · Score: 2

      Um, you do know most parts come with their own warantees, right? Usually 1-3 years, at that.

      I haven't had to pay to fix a system yet. =)

      While we're on that note, though, the only prebuilt systems I buy are IBM Laptops, because laptops aren't exaclty friendly to self maintence. And even then the two times I've had a problem with my laptop, I'm able to tell the tech on the other end what the problem is specifically and how I diagnosed it, walked through their diagnoses, confirmed the problem, and if they can ship out the part to me (bad memory, once) they did so airborne express in 2 days.

      No 'bringing it to the store' required.

    5. Re:Who to recommend? by Joey7F · · Score: 2

      The best deals are at mom and pop computer stores. You usually get better customer service because you aren't dealing with some 17 year kid who says "The only thing I know is that I get off in 15 minutes"

      Speaking of which...;)

      How about compustore.com?

      Come on mods! Make this a +5 informative so I make some money. Help a brother geek out.

      One hand washes the back as they always say...

      --Joey

    6. Re:Who to recommend? by ender81b · · Score: 2

      Ugh. Stay far, far, far,far away from gateways. We have about 200 where I work and I hate them.. with a passion. There tech support is horrible for corporations so I can only imagine what it is like for single user, their case designs use stuff like plastic clips (which break on touch of course) and daughterboards, non-standard designs (personaly favourite was a case that would only take one type of AGP card because of the way it fit it) and all sorts of crap. I suppose if you just want one and never expect it to break go for it but I wouldn't recommend them to anyone

    7. Re:Who to recommend? by Brian+Stretch · · Score: 2

      I'd go with MicronPC and their new Millenia 910a series. Their component selection is the best I've seen from the larger vendors (ie, 300W power supplies, which is entry-level by my standards but better than Dell), their support is supposed to be better than average, and nForce2-chipset systems rock. Select an Athlon XP 2400+ CPU or faster.

      I custom-build all my own PCs, of course. I tell everyone else to buy from MicronPC. They then ignore me, buy from Dell, and then I explain to them in intricate detail why that was Bad while I straighten out their systems.

    8. Re:Who to recommend? by Mark+Bainter · · Score: 2

      On the positive side of this, I do consulting on the side, and one of my clients has a gateway machine. It's a very small office, so there's no corporate support. He had a problem with it recently (wouldn't post, no video) so I checked and it was under warranty and gave them a ring. Now, their tech support was pretty much par for the course. I gave them the information, and they made me walk through all the crap I'd already done, (typical) but then said ok, and sent me out a new motherboard. However, what I found /really/ impressive was that they sent the board, a new processor/sink/fan, and memory. Highly unlikely that wouldn't fix the problem. So sure, dealing with the "task list" support was anoying, but it didn't take much time, and they sent it out as promised.

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      "No nation could preserve its freedom in the midst of continual warfare."
      --James Madison
  12. Re:who needs a windows tech? i got google! by f00zbll · · Score: 2, Funny

    but what if the computer won't boot, or won't run IE :)

  13. Re:who needs a windows tech? i got google! by damiam · · Score: 2, Informative

    For more involved questions, they do.

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    It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
  14. The common dilemma... by citking · · Score: 5, Funny
    Scrooge gets a visit from the ghost of hand-me-downs past...

    "Uncle Frank gave me his old PC with a 50 Mhz Pentium Processor, 4 meg RAM, ISA video card, and monochrome display. How can I get The Sims on here? I think we have like 900k free on the A drive..."

    --
    "This food is problematic."
    1. Re:The common dilemma... by Dynedain · · Score: 2

      Actually thats the exact situation I'm dealing with for my grandparents.

      They just got the computer you decsribed (except with a 90Mhz Pentium) from their son (my Uncle Frank - yes his name is Frank) and complain about the internet being slow, and things not working (my brother supposedly has it running in safe mode)....its a nightmare i tell you. You love computers as a kid, quickly learn more than anyone else in the family ever will - and all of a sudden you are expected to help fix everyone's underpowered 'value' machines when they buy 'em.

      --
      I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message.....
    2. Re:The common dilemma... by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      ROFL! Bahahahah you know how many times I've heard this one...even when I used to install cable modems.

      "This computer should be allright, we got it about what...4 years ago? Still works fine. What? What's a USB port? I know this thing is a Pentium 2...200 or somethin'." Those were always the worst.

    3. Re:The common dilemma... by Technician · · Score: 2

      Q How can I get The Sims on here?
      A You can't. It doesn't meet the minimum requirements printed on the box. Do you have a harder question?

      --
      The truth shall set you free!
  15. Re:My tech support advice come Christmastime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're a jackass, you know that? You only have one family, don't fucking laugh at them because they don't have the same interests you do.

  16. F.R.Y.Y.Y. by Old+Wolf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on, someone ask what this means so I can reply and get karma!

    1. Re:F.R.Y.Y.Y. by sconeu · · Score: 3, Informative

      Free Registration Yada Yada Yada (or Yeah, yeah, yeah)

      --
      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  17. How about... by T-Kir · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We're called Geeks and Nerds in general...

    ...but when 'they' (the populace who ridicule or look down on us) want us to do something for them, we're called 'friends'. That is until we've fixed it and gone home.

    Cynicism, don't you just love it, eh?

    --
    Are you local? There's nothing for you here!
    1. Re:How about... by LL · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Need to find that reference ...

      Not sure whether it is an urban legend or not but apparently some scientists were studying primate social patterns. They took the lowest social ranking individual (who was continually being beaten up by the alpha-males) and taught him how to operate a complex machine that produced food and reintroduced him back into the pack.

      Guess what? ... they stopped beating up on him ... but still treated him as low-monkey on the social totem pole .... :-(

      Any resemblance and extrapolation to human society is completely unsupported ... can anyone find the web link to this experiment?

      LL

  18. SHHH!!! by Col.+Panic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Supporting Windows is making me rich! I am constantly receiving calls from clients who run NT, 2000 and even XP! A lack of support options means I am in demand! In this economy I can't afford for people to switch from Windows.

    Please, if you care about the IT support business; if you like spending every spare minute earning cash; or if you just want to see other peoples' systems crash and burn, JUST SAY WINDOWS!!

    And if you can get people to install those freaking HP print managers and logitech mouseman drivers, hey! More business for me :)

    1. Re:SHHH!!! by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      You must be doing something special to be getting rich from $10.50 an hour, which is the going rate for tech support in this country. Maybe you work here but have a house in Thailand or something so your money is making you rich in another currency.

    2. Re:SHHH!!! by Xtraneous · · Score: 2

      Are you kidding? You might be getting 10.50 an hour working support, but if you freelance (and if you are good) you can make much, much more. Especially if you have certs. Yes, I do know that certs are worthless, but still, if the luser buys it (which they will) you look good, get payed well, and people will not feel nervous about referring you to others.

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      .noitacidem deen uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
  19. But you're a programmer! by Arandir · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you're down visiting for Christmas I need you to open up my CD drive and see what's making all that racket, because you're a programmer and know all about computers!

    --
    A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    1. Re:But you're a programmer! by Matey-O · · Score: 2

      Lord knows THAT ain't true. I've known PLENTY of programmers 'didn't know SQUAT about computers!

      "I can't check out my code"

      "Can you ping the server?"

      "Uh, {Ellen Feis noise}"

      --
      "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
    2. Re:But you're a programmer! by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "Lord knows THAT ain't true. I've known PLENTY of programmers 'didn't know SQUAT about computers!"

      I have known people like this.

      I helped out this one coder (with 10+ years of experience) with his sound card. This guy knew plenty about programming but not about hardware because that was not his job.

      It turned out that the speakers were plugged into the wrong jack.

  20. Altruism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perhaps I don't get it. If its friends or family, why would this be a problem? I've been asked for help plenty of times over the years and never thought twice about it. Why would I?

    1. Re:Altruism? by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Just keep in mind who you've helped in the past and what they do for a living. Maybe some favor swapping is in order for you. Dentist uncle? Free fillings or root canals! Car Salesman dad-in-law? Huge discounts on that Acura MDX you need! Crazy cat-loving aunt? Free fur for that new winter coat!

  21. Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Generaly they just ask what might be wrong. And you probably wouldn't think it wrong to ask for free of your bother-in-law "My car's engine seems to be making a lot of noise, you know what might be wrong?" Anymore than somone asking an IT person "My computer doesn't seem to be able to access the internet, you know how I can fix that?"

    People are just generaly looking for advise of somone they consider an expert. Most often they think you just know the answer rather than having to look it up, find out what's going on, so they don't see it as a burden to you.

    It's not just somthing that happens to IT people. It's just that you happen to be one, so it's more evidnet.

  22. I tell people to call Microsoft by Randy+Rathbun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "They created the abortion of an OS, so let them support it." Those are the exact words I use.

    This is my thinking on the matter:

    If I go do the job that MS tech support is supposed to be doing, I am, in fact, donating to them. Why should I do that? They have money and resources and time. They are not paying me to answer questions. So, why should I spend my time and energy?

    Now, I am not talking about fixing stuff at work. I am talking about fixing other people's computers.

    I first took this stance a few years ago at a family get together. Suddenly it was "let's ask Randy all our Windows questions." On the way home it dawned on me what an entirely shitty evening I had because I got to solve everyone's problems for free. I fixed their problems and got nothing in return.

    What really took the cake though was this friend of a friend whose computer I got roped into fixing. While I am sitting there trying to fix a sound card problem and get the 10 different copies of Netscape off the machine (yes, she had 10 copies of Netscape) the lady says to me, "well, my son says there is nothing wrong with the sound card drivers." I looked her square in the eye and said "Who's your son?" Then I got up and promptly left. I wasn't charging the lady any money, but the last thing in the world I want is some car mechanic son of hers telling me how to do my job.

    I now provide support for only two people - my mom and my dad. That's it. If someone asks me for help I tell them I charge $100/hour billable in 15 minute increments. Unless they are running Linux, then I do it for free.

    One final story: I had this one chucklehead I used to work with call me up at work one day and ask some dumb Windows question - it was something like "Why do I get a blue screen?" My answer - "That's Windows!" He proceeds to tell me how Windows is really popular and that when he worked for some company on the help desk (like this guy could help anyone) he came to that conclusion because he got 100 calls for Windows support vs one call for Mac support. To which I replied, "Well, maybe that's because Windows is so shitty it needs that many support calls." He hung up pretty quick.

    1. Re:I tell people to call Microsoft by ender81b · · Score: 4, Funny

      Here Here! While I have no problems supporting or helping my family with computers (hey, they ARE family) I get somewhat.. annoyed when friends/friends of friends want me to fix their computers. The worst part of it all is that if you fix it, and something breaks on it, it will forever be your fault. YOU broke it when you fixed it last time come and repair your damage, etc, etc. And of course if you work in an IT department of a company you always get those lovely people who decide they can stop you in the halls and ask computer questions about their home systems. My personal favorite.

      I have a friend who works at Best Buy in the 'tech' department. They have like a computer tune-up service for about 100$. I asked him what they do and it was pretty simple; defrag/scandisk and wipe out every piece of spywear on the computer/multiple installed programs, etc, etc. He said they never notice and 9 times out of 10 they say their computer runs so much faster. Heh, that's what I've started to do. Just wipe the darn thing as clean as you can make it - chances are they will never notice and, if they do, pull a BOFH and just make an excuse "your IDE hard drive driver was conflicting with your network interface card so I had to delete Bonzai Buddy. Just trust me"

      Argh. I also just started billing people, makes my life so much easier.

    2. Re:I tell people to call Microsoft by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Amen. My Family gets free help. My neighbor used to until I had to go fix something 5 times in one week and then the next time he called/asked me I said my family comes frist, but I would help him out for 20 bucks an hour (Nothing like 100 bucks....I am easy and besides he is my neighbor and I do have to live next to him). As soon as I did that, he stopped calling me. My favorite one was when he asked me three times when someone e-mails him something where does it go when he saves the attachment somewhere. My discovery was....where ever the default dialog points and it looked like it went to My Documents Most common save dialog...noone EVER changes that.....at least the dumb ones never do. They just save everything in My Documents and have no clue on creating another directory and sorting things. My next favorite one was hey AOL or MSN made me download something and all of a sudden it doesn't work or look the same (usually version updates). Or The other one related to those types of things....I can't "connect" to msn 8 (yet they hae a cable modem) so I can't get on the internet. Yet I ask them to fire up a browser...a REAL browser and it works just fine. When ever I hear...my AOL or my MSN doesn't work my first answer is call them! I am not going to try and debug that abomination that is msn 8.

      --

      Gorkman

    3. Re:I tell people to call Microsoft by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's fine, however don't be supprised if others treat you the same way. IT's funny, but I provide free support ot all my friends (within reasonable limits) just because I'm a nice guy, but it comes back around. When I need help with something they can provide, they are more than happy to help me out. A direct, monitary example is I needed new shoes. A firend of mine who I had given some support to on occasion managed a shoe store, so I went there. Ended up getting around a 90% discount.

      If you value your time more than your connections, I can respect that but the old "goes around comes around" thing really is true. If you are a nice guy and try to help people out with what you ahve experience in, they will try and likewise help you when they can (well most of them).

    4. Re:I tell people to call Microsoft by marauder404 · · Score: 2

      Nothing personal, but saying stuff like that just makes you sound arrogant or worse. I find that politely telling people where to look for the right answer as opposed to the answer works out much better. I just say, "I think I saw the answer once on some webpage. Try searching Google with the keywords ..." This gives them a hint that they can use Google to help solve their own problems and gives them a place to start. It took me less than thirty seconds to give them an honest answer but limited my liability. I don't have the time to research the problem for them or to walk them through it, so just by telling them where I would start, they can do it there. Usually, a starting step is all people need to get back on their feet.

      It only takes a little bit to buy tons of future goodwill. As another poster noted, you can get paid back in all kinds of ways.

    5. Re:I tell people to call Microsoft by kubrick · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think that's fine, but if you've been putting yourself out for people for a while and they're not doing anything for you in return, it's good to let them know rather than keep on giving. Some people give and take in equal measure, while others never really learned the joy of the "giving" part. Let them know that they've overdrawn at the karma bank.

      --
      deus does not exist but if he does
    6. Re:I tell people to call Microsoft by Randy+Rathbun · · Score: 2

      I totally agree. However, I am far from arrogant. As I probably should have noted, I did the whole "give out free tech support" thing for about 15 years. Unfortunately, as others have noted, there are a lot of real lamers out there that take and take and take and never do anything in return. I can give you plenty of examples on this.

      For instance, one of my friends has a pick up truck. Guess how many people he helped move? Let's just say a lot - easily on the order of 20 people one year. Now, I will give you one guess as to how many helped him when he moved. If your guess is 2 (myself and one other guy), then you are correct.

      Unfortunately there are just too many people out there that will take advantage of goodwill from others. Those are the people that piss me off, and I am willing to bet that the rest of the posters who posted the same type of comments I did feel the same. After a while it gets very tiring.

  23. No Registration Required. Not Even A Fake One. by DarkZero · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's the article, no registration, no fake registration, nothing.

    90% of the NYT stories that Slashdot posts can be viewed without registration through a deal that the New York Times has with Asahi.com. You can see the listing of stories here.

  24. Information wants to be free by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

    Isn't this part of the mantra of open source proponents? Maybe not exactly, but there are many people here who probably devote hundreds of hours per year to coding open source projects, from useful to useless. But if cousin Sam asks how to rip a disc to MP3 on WinXP? Suddenly the 'free' attitude stops?

    1. Re:Information wants to be free by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 2
      But if cousin Sam asks how to rip a disc to MP3 on WinXP? Suddenly the 'free' attitude stops?


      When people ask for help I insist that they agree to share their own knowledge about computers with others. They usually answer that they don't know anything about computers, but I insist that compared to people who really know about computers, I don't know anything, but I'm still able to share what little I do know. And, in any case, they can at least share with others the information I'm about to show them!

      --
      Anything worth doing is worth doing badly -- G.K. Chesterton
  25. Re:who needs a windows tech? i got google! by damiam · · Score: 2

    telnet google.com 80 :-)

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    It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
  26. microsoft=cheap guys by zogger · · Score: 2

    --I just checked! Ya know how google has a decent compromise business model text link sponsors list off to the right based on the keyword? I just tried generic "windows" as a search term. Yep, microsoft on the top hits, natch, but could they drop the coin to help google by buying a text link? NOPE!

    *hint to alternative os distro guys, any flavor, nice place for a link there on google "Yo! Tired of Windows? Looking for a cheaper and better idea? Try Nitro-Metha*nix OS and etc, klik heir"

  27. What a bunch of whiny people by ElPresidente1972 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Honestly. THIS from the crowd that chants "information wants to be free" and demands free MP3s, free software, free source, free speech, free beer, and even free Kevin.

    Most of us are doing fairly well for ourselves. Getting some good money in doing what we most love. I would do what I do for free if I didn't have any bills to worry about.

    Most considerate relatives give back of their own talents and abilities to those that give free support, and if they don't, your problem is you don't stand up for yourself.

    I swear I mean all of this, it isn't a troll. However, I expect the flames to start in 3...2...1...NOW

    1. Re:What a bunch of whiny people by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2

      Unfortunaly, I don't think half the /.ers understand the concept of mutual aid unless it's to do with computer software.

  28. Free tech is great karma by parliboy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I find my 10 minutes of tech support is useful for cashing in free labor. The last time I purchased a major applicance, I called a person for whom I installed DSL and had free help for the installation in less than five minutes. When I needed to transport something by truck, I flagged the uncle whose system I upgraded. Another time, when my system crashed shortly before a major (freelance) project was due, I moved in with the tech-challenged neighbors for a few days, designing / scripting on their system from evening to late morning and sleeping during the rest of the day.

    Bottom line, don't lament your inevitable consultation requests. Help them as best you can, and then cash in the karma for appropriate favors from them. I think you'll find it comes in handy.

    --
    "You're never ready, just less unprepared."
    1. Re:Free tech is great karma by parliboy · · Score: 2

      A fair question.

      1) I'm a cash-starved student. I currently have one system. I may invest in breaking this apart into two systems, but eating and graduating come first.

      2) Most of my work is done for non-profit educational organizations. I find the work much more fulfilling, and it will benefit me long term with much better inroads for my chosen major (education). But they can be tightwads when outsourcing their work. So, some of my payment sometimes comes in barter. ie, they have an annual conference and their hotel deal gives them gratis rooms, so they fly me to Long Beach and give me a cheap 10 day vacation.

      --
      "You're never ready, just less unprepared."
    2. Re:Free tech is great karma by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      Bottom line, don't lament your inevitable consultation requests. Help them as best you can, and then cash in the karma for appropriate favors from them. I think you'll find it comes in handy.

      There are many motivations for helping friends and family with technical problems. There's not always an anticipated quid pro quo--as the parent poster states, it's sometimes worthwhile just to build up karma.

      I help friends move; they help me.

      One of my friends occasionally needs help--she's a smart girl, and I don't have to tell her things twice. Why should I mind? Besides, her father is a senior VP at a large corporation. I get carte blanche to use their pool in the summer, and visiting privileges at the summer home.

      I'm a university student. If I help people with technical problems, they'll often help out with assignments and such. If you build enough of a reputation for providing quality support, then people will help you with other things in anticipation of potentially needing you later. Let them be the ones building good karma.

      My best friend is an excellent cook. I can hold my own at main dishes, but I can't compare to her dessert work. For her chocolates, I would buy her a new laptop if I couldn't fix the old one.

      Pity will sometimes do it for me. Ever see a wild animal get hit by a truck and thrown bleeding to the side of the road? Windows does that to people. You have to help them or you have to shoot them, but you can't just leave them there.

      I appreciate a challenge. Sometimes I'll take on a problem just because it seems interesting, and I don't want to admit that Bill can make an OS that's more perverse than I can handle.

      Yes, sometimes I have to say, "I'm sorry, I really don't have time to look at your computer right now." Most people will accept that, and move on. Be flattered that they asked. Reading some of the other replies to this post, I'm shocked at how rude some people are. There's no reason to be cruel.

      --
      ~Idarubicin
  29. Reminds me of this PDF... by jpdbest · · Score: 2

    Reading this article reminds me of a .pdf I saw a while back at a parody site called Dumbentia.com.

    Scary and so very true...

  30. When I fix 'doze problems.... by tgrotvedt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...I stop feeling like I am using my skills to learn about and fix a good system. I feel like I am the poor guy stuck ironing out problems that shouldn't exist. This takes away that admiration and respect we have for a system that is essential to our interest in technology.

    --
    What makes a man want to be a mouse? (Python's Flying Circus)
  31. Lucky us we were the lead story! by 888+Geek+Help · · Score: 2, Informative

    Lucky us we were the lead story!
    More Info if your curioious.
    Even though I cures Bill Gates nightly before bed Microsoft is who keeps us in business. I feel like those northern California pot growers with the DEA. And yes the real geeks here at 888 Geek Help run Linux but none of our customers do. If you can compile a kernel you can find answers yourself. With the Wal-Mart distro's we may yet see that change Also none of our customers read Slashdot as they can't reach a URL without "www"
    BTW We are now hiring

    --
    -888 Geek Help (888-433-5435)
  32. FRYYY by Ligur · · Score: 2, Funny

    So it's a frelling acronym now, huh? If you people are gonna keep this pace up, RTFA may actually get in handy some day!

    --
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  33. Help mom and your sanity with Netmeeting by Avla · · Score: 3, Insightful
    You can be helpful and keep your sanity, too, by setting up a desktop control program, like Netmeeting, so you can actually do something, or demonstrate something at a distance.

    (I don't mind helping out, but doing it blind via a phone call is really hard and very time consuming.)

  34. that's so 1997 of you... by Mongoose · · Score: 2

    We've came a long way since then...

    APT, Red Carpet, and etc for packaging...

    IRC networks like GIMP NET and OpenProjects NET often have the actual developers ( who want to help to get more users ) of the product...

    Makes your problems seem quaint and distant...

  35. We get plenty of Mac calls by 888+Geek+Help · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sorry to burst your bubble we get plenty of Mac calls. For 5% of market share they require maybe 20% of our calls (but are way faster to fix -provided we have enough Mac geeks on staff). Of course the Mac people like their computer while the M$ folks spend half the call time cursing Bill Gates. www.888geekhelp.com (lead in the aforementioned article)

    --
    -888 Geek Help (888-433-5435)
  36. Why not do it? by dasunt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I see a lot of griping about fixing computer problems here. Sure, I can understand politely saying "I'm sorry, its Xmas, I'll help you another day", but I don't understand saying "Go away, I'll never help you!"

    I will admit, I have fixed computers for family and friends. I have even given away low cost parts for cheap. In return, I have called on the same members of my family and friends for help moving, for advice on vehicle problems, to borrow items, or just to dig their brains for a specific kernel of knowledge.

    Help your family and friends. The only calls you should be turning down (or charging for) are from aquaintances that only contact you when they need computer help. Being friendly isn't an excuse to be walked on.

    Just my $.02

    1. Re:Why not do it? by Bartmoss · · Score: 2

      The problem is that most people (a) take this free tech support for granted ("hey it's fun for you, after all"); (b) they only come to you for tech support and never for other stuff and (c) they never, ever return the kindness.

      Yes, some people are not like that but the vast majority of the mundane world has a serious attitude problem called egoism.

  37. Grow Up by cooldev · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Geez, grow up and try to help out your family, regardless of whether they use Linux, Windows, OSX, or Joe's Bait Shop OS v.4.13.

    Your family doesn't like your elitist, arrogant attitude any more than I do.

  38. But remember... by gatesh8r · · Score: 2

    You're overpaid and you don't need the money! After all, you work in computers, right?? You might be a Linux programmer but you work in computers and that's more than good enough so you must answer why Windoze XP doesn't act the way they want it to.

    --
    Karma whorin' since 1999
  39. I recommend 888 Geek Help by 888+Geek+Help · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would like to recommend us: 888 Geek Help . We are the lead in the aforementioned story. We run a decent and honest company -First, we don't just undercut the competition -we charge about 1/3 and then we give as much as possible to the Geek (tech) -Second, All levels of management also work a Geeks and everyone gets paid the same. Third, our model is to treat customers like we ourselves would like to be treated. No mailing lists, no information selling, no signups and no minimums. We use an extensive feedback system to make sure we are doing things right right. Also or service is just plain fair: We let the customer ask their question and tell them how long it may take before asking for billing information. Even then the customer can still back out for ANY reason within the first 15 minutes if they are not satisfied. We can do this because when we treat our customers right, they treat us well in return. Plus no job is too large or too small. Check out some of our Info or our FAQ for more. Also feel free to email me if you have a specific question.

    --
    -888 Geek Help (888-433-5435)
  40. Please don't ask... by MulluskO · · Score: 2
    ... and don't tell.

    Mr. Cray-Baker figured out that she needed to change the channel through her VCR rather than her television.
    --

    Too busy staying alive... ~ R.A.
  41. Re:IRC is a joke. by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

    You need to hit irc.openprojects.net. Most, if not all, of the ops are fair and nice guys, and you'll meet alot of knowledgable people there. I'm in #mandrake once in a great while.

  42. Re:My tech support advice come Christmastime? by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 2

    No he's laughing at them because they chose a wintel laptop for stupid reasons and are paying for it.

    I tend to giggle and point out "I've never had that problem on my mac." when I get asked windows questions more often than not anymore, because if I tried to help everyone I'd never get anything done. I swear that os is built on cards.

    --
    I live in a giant bucket.
  43. well, what distro are you using? by b17bmbr · · Score: 2, Funny

    hello, yeah i am having problems with my PC

    okay, what is the problem.

    well, the computer is doing _______________.

    okay, what distribution are you using? mandrake, debian, redhat?

    um, i don't know, it's a PC

    okay, down in the bottom right hand corner, there is either a K, or a foot.

    no, it says start

    (hmmm..., must be icewm)okay, press start, then click terminals, click aterm, then type uname -a and hit return

    um, there's no terminals option.

    okay, you see pretty fields inthe background?

    yes

    good, makes you feel relaxed and comfortable, right?

    yes

    good, it's supposed to. go to slashdot. see my sig.

    what's a sig?

    --
    My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
  44. Re:Upgraded to Linux by Kenshin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There's something called "productivity", and it's called "turning the computer on and doing what I need to without fidgeting around with stuff".

    That feature also comes on the Mac platform.

    As for BSOD, yes, I got that twice a day on Win98, but only twice in a year and a half on WinXP.

    I installed Linux, once, and I didn't find much use for it other than dicking around and exploring stuff.

    --

    Does it make you happy you're so strange?

  45. A 16 year old's christmas by electrick · · Score: 5, Funny

    You see, christmas ia no longer a joy for the teenager. Not only must the awkward youth spend time with family and endure endless comments about (lack of) boyfriends, (lack of) taste in clothes and finaly, (lack of) social life. We must now deal with the mind boggling queries of the adults about their new toys.

    Grandma got a new version of Windows. Joy. Although I am not a windows users and must give support *over the phone*, not able to play around and discover the problem, I am expected to be able to fix her installation woes, and quickly.

    Of course, I must also make AOL work in an efficent manner. I would comment that I am not Jesus Christ, but that kind of heathenism isn't allowed at the dinner table.

    Let's not get into the time I was asked to install an older version of Windows (95) over a newer version (ME) without distroying any of the information on the computer. (i.e., without formating.) When I asked why, I was told that Grandpa's Outlook Express wasn't printing files properly. My hand became firmly stapled to my forehead.

    *sigh* And they say my angst is unjustified.

    --
    "You sir, have just crossed my happy line..."
  46. Mac, Windows, Linux....it doesn't matter. by zerofoo · · Score: 3, Funny

    The line is the same at all the holiday parties:

    Host: So what do yo do for a living?

    Me: I'm the Network Administrator at a small private school.

    Host: Really? Hey, you know something about computers! I've got this problem...can you help me out? I'm sure it will only take a second.

    Me: If you know it will only take a second, then why do you need me?

    Holiday parties would only be worse if I was a doctor...

    -ted

    1. Re:Mac, Windows, Linux....it doesn't matter. by Joey7F · · Score: 2

      I know Doctors that will give you some off the cuff advice or theory on what is wrong. I do the same with computing. I don't see it as a big deal. If, however, it is something long and involved, then I would charge them(if they are not friends or family). Just like a doctor would.

      --Joey

  47. Re:Get in the spirit of the season by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

    Dude, LISTEN to yourself. Who wants to spend Christmas Day troubleshooting computers? NOBODY.

    Now go drink some eggnogg and take a nap by the fire. Don't even touch your computer on Christmas. The day after Christmas is full of tech support hours, but Christmas is for gifts, family, caroling, hilarity involving methane gas and your younger cousins, etc.

  48. No, I will not fix your computer... by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 2

    I bought one of these t-shirts based on that theory and found the number of people who asked me about their computers actually increased. Doh. :(

  49. Re:Upgraded to Linux by bblgoose · · Score: 3, Interesting

    C'mon people, this argument is getting tired. Isn't the industry well developed enough at this point to realise that hey, linux is stable...wow, MS is easy to use (therefore preferred by Joe User)...y'know, if I know both, I might just be able to get by....

    For the record (from my 2K Server):

    Current System Uptime: 147 day(s), 23 hour(s), 4 minute(s), 18 second(s)
    Since 25/06/2002:
    System Availability: 99.9668%
    Total Uptime: 151d 11h:45m:31s
    Total Downtime: 0d 1h:12m:25s
    Total Reboots: 8
    Mean Time Between Reboots: 18.94 days
    Total Bluescreens: 0

    From my Linux server:
    5:17am up 93 days, 20:22, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

    (sorry, that's as detailed as you get with linux)

  50. Shoe on the other foot by hawkbsd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My father was a dentist (he recently retired). A number of the family friends were therefore also medical people (other dentists, orthopedic surgeons, general pracititioners, surgeons, etc.).

    Growing up going to Christmas parties, it would frequently come to pass that someone would walk up to my father and say "Merry Christmas, Doc! Listen, I've got this tooth that's a bit sore..." and then proceed to open his mouth and point at the tooth in question and make noises that tried to sound reasonable while still letting Dad have a view of the canapes lodged in their molars.

    My father has been getting the last laugh, however. Because now (15 years later) when we're together at a Christmas party, people say "Hey, aren't you in computers or something?" and then proceed to tell me about their latest woes connecting their latest toy. Or they want to know who this "General Protection Fault" guy is and what the military is doing in their computer.

    Although I have to admit: telling them I don't use Windows and can't help them does result in a marvelous blank look from them I use to run away and see about some more canapes.

  51. I don't give support anymore.......... by amemily · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The only people I provide support on their personal machines are my parents.

    A while ago, one person decided to accuse me after fixing her laptop of locking her out of some silly ass program that she uses - it turned out that she was playing with the settings and set a password on her program and forgot the password.

    So fuck em. If they ask for computer advise from me, I tell them to go to Dell or Gateway. If they ask for me to fix their PCs, they get told depending on my mood one of the following:

    • I do Linux and Windows Server only, not Windows 9x
    • If I touch your machine, I will void the warrenty
    • If you bring your machine to me, I will stick one of my employer's inventory stickers on it and assign it to someone other than you
    • I'll do it for $150 an hour, minumin one hour
    • I'm sorry, I work on BIG computers, not little ones.
    • I'm sorry, I am a network admin, I don't know anything about $foo
  52. and they htink you are having fun by Bloody+Bastard · · Score: 2, Funny

    I used to help people with their computers. The biggest problem is that they usually thought I was having all the fun of the world, and usually didn't consider it as work.
    Ha!

  53. Re:who needs a windows tech? i got google! by Phroggy · · Score: 3, Funny

    if google made $1 everytime someone used them to find an answer to a tech support question, they would 0wn microsoft.

    I always find it amusing when the answer to your question is in the Microsoft Knowledge Base, but Microsoft's search engine doesn't seem to find it. Hint: add "site:support.microsoft.com" to the end of your query. For example, to see Microsoft's definition of quality:

    well-designed web page site:support.microsoft.com

    Q218155: ...the Wininet.dll file determines if the HTML content attached to the HTTP error is a well designed Web page. This is based on the size of the page.

    --
    $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
    $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
  54. Don't help them! by opkool · · Score: 4, Insightful

    See what could happen.

    Don't be free tech support for Microsoft. If they want to use Windows, fine. It's their choice, their problem. Not yours. Let them pay... how much is now? $100 a call?

    Users must learn the cost of their decissions.

    1. Re:Don't help them! by L-Train8 · · Score: 2

      I thought of that. I told my dad, after a 45 minute call getting his scanner to work, that normally I am paid $28 an hour to work on computers. He replied that normally, when he roofs a house, he charges several thousand dollars instead of materials and a case of beer, like he did for me last summer.

      I've never bitched about a support call from a friend or relative since. I guess it depends on how close the caller is, but it's your friends and your family, you know. You help each other out.

      --

      Don't forget that Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.
  55. I only do support for my mom... by berniecase · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... and the only reason I do, is because I provided her a PowerMac two years ago as a X-mas present, complete with Internet access. I pre-configured it before I gave it to her, and I know exactly how everything is set up and what software needs to be updated and when.

    This computer's 7 years old now (it's a PowerMac 7600), and runs OS9, but it works, and it works damn well. She hasn't complained to me about speed (it's only a 255MHz G3), and recently commented on how much she'd like a laptop and printer for work (she's an RN). My girlfriend mentioned that she has an available iBook and my mom seemed quite interested.

    Yes, I'm unabashed Mac supporter, but for a reason. It worked great, for my mom, and it works great for me. I knew she was really using it when she started meeting guys online. Hoo boy.

  56. My Mom by Triv · · Score: 3, Funny

    My mom's hilarious. She calls me with problems on her Toshiba laptop, even though the last three cmputers I've owned have been macs and she bought me two of them. Sigh. :)

    Triv

  57. Moderator Guidline by twitter · · Score: 2
    -1 troll: Users of free software are an interesting bunch. They knowingly accept and embrace and are even attracted to the fact that it's traditionally much harder to use than everyday Windows software. then describes a host of problems most people never encounter. I run Debian because it's easier to keep going than Windoze. My wife sees no difference in ease of use between M$, Debian or Red Hat. She uses Red Hat on her dual boot PC and rarely boots M$.

    -1 flamebait: Thanks for calling me an elitist. I'm not. I use Linux because I'm lazy and it makes my life easier. I don't abuse users of other operating systems, because I have an M$ box in the corner to deal with ancient hardware and other hastles that Bill Gates works to give me. To abuse others for caving into Billy G's Convicted Abusive Monopoly Practices would be hypocritical. I can imagine someone like you being abusive, in fact I can see it right here. I hope you got your jollies and that M$ pays more than five francs an hour for astroturfing.

    -1 offtopic: This conversation is about where to send distant realatives and other aquantances who know you as a "computer guy". The NYT article mentions several help services which are useful when you don't know the answer. I really don't know about Windoze problems because Windoze stuff is poorly documented and I don't use it because it was a horrible pain in the ass. I appreciate the advice in the article. This post does nothing but crow about nonextent benifits of Windoze, insult the readers of this site and FUD on user support for free software and got in my way.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  58. Re:Whos grandmother doesnt use windows? by SlamMan · · Score: 2

    My Grandma's got an iMac!

    --
    Mod point free since 2001
  59. Hmm... windows myth by f00zbll · · Score: 2, Insightful
    After looking all the posts lately about windows problems, including my own. I wonder if Microsoft has done a study on how much money they save by having people tech support problems for their friends and family for free. If microsoft had to support all the problems that are now being solved by geeks for free, I would guess their support costs would be an order of magnitude higher.

    I also wonder if the reduction of support calls and increase in profit is simply the result of more people having years of experience with windows. I'm not saying windows hasn't improved, but since windows accounts for a higher percentage of desktop systems than 1988, more people are familair with it. One would expect the percentage of calls to stay roughly the same as time goes on. But on the otherhand, it could simply be attributed to manufacturers improving the installation/manufacturing process. Early on, manufacturers were still figuring out a reliable way to build systems, but as time went on they got better at it. So in many ways, the percieved improvement of windows may not be the results of Microsoft engineers and is most likely the result of programmers getting better at writing software drivers for windows. then again these are all guesses without any proof.

  60. Re:RTFM by Tony-A · · Score: 2

    Read the FINE Manual ;)

  61. Re:S.N.A.F.U.?? by .milfox · · Score: 2

    Situation Normal All Fouled (fscked) Up.

    SNAFU.

  62. Re:Upgraded to Linux by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "I get lots of code done on my linux box... perl/tk, my website, java, some C, etc...
    and on windows, I get just as much work done....
    ut2003, battlefield 1942, neverwinter nights....hey wait a minute....
    just a an fyi, not a troll.

    my point is, for me, linux is both a tinkering system and a WORKstation... the windows partition is strictly for goofing off:) "


    Are you implying that Windows isn't for 'work'? Sorry, I can't quite tell. Well in case you do mean that, hear my story:

    I'm a 3D Artist. I do lots of 3D rendering using Lightwave. I do texture painting in Photoshop. I do compositing in After Effects. My computer is *constantly* busy. I'm running Windows 2000, and I don't have stability issues. (I wouldn't dare say that about Win 9X, at best I had 2 days uptime with any of those OS's.)

    I get quite a bit of 'work' done, and Windows isn't standing in my way. I have not lost a single render due to Windows or LW instability.

    Would Linux be just as stable? Sure. No doubt about it. The thing is, though, Windows is happily doing what I need it to. (And the games you mention are a big plus) If I'm to switch to Linux, it's going to have to be better than Windows, not just caught up.

    It's funny really, this article is about supporting Windows. What about supporting Linux? I loathe the idea of telling my mom (who lives 3,000 miles alway) to open a 'shell window' and type in badly spelt commands in a case sensitive manner.

    Anyway, rant rant rant. If Windows was such a 'toy OS', I wouldn't be able to depend on it. I know lots of people, all artists, that'll tell you the same thing.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
  63. Re:Upgraded to Linux by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    Out of curiosity, how'd you call that up?

  64. Re:Altruism? yeah, do what's right for people. by twitter · · Score: 2
    Charity begins in the home, so do what's right for everyone. The hours I spend fixing some broken PC that did not come with a full Windoze install disk for someone I hardly know that insists on having a Windoze PC are hours I won't spend with my wife and baby girl. It's wrong for me, it's wrong for my family and it's wrong for the aquantiance. I don't know how to fix it and I'd be wasting their time too. A few minutes of general conversation, find out what they use it for, if they have any personal information worth saving, telling them how to protect that information is OK. Other stuff is better left to a shop that deals with it all the time, they can take all the credit and blame for non free failure.

    I will take the time to install a free OS for them and teach them a little about how to keep it going and where they can get more information. In fact, I've got three or four older computers I'm willing to give away for such people. It takes less time and I know that it will work. If someone is really interested, great, otherwise they undersand that I just don't do windoze.

    For those of you who actually do windoze all day as your job and everyone knows it, I am sorry. The troubles you eXPerience at work might just haunt your family too. I got a headache just thinking of that. It's time to go to bed.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  65. Re:make a house-call company by tzanger · · Score: 2

    A simple, fast on-site computer help/repair hotline in a reasonably populated area would make you a millionaire, if set up properly.

    Wrong.

    You run in to the "$foo worked before you fixed $bar, so you should now fix $foo for free since it was your fault." You run in to the "You said it'd work if I did this, but that busted this that and the other" and you're now in for free work. You run in to the "I just need to update driver $foo. So you do and Win2k now bluescreens and you can't get it booted again, and realize that the guy's SCSI drives don't work no more, and you now have 8 hours in to a fix that you can only bill for 2" scenario. These are all real-world examples from working at a computer store.

    Working for the general public is a whore's job, no matter what delusions of wealth you assign it. The people who work that sector make every penny.

  66. yup.. RINGER OFF by MERVERNATOR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is why I finally just shut the ringer off on my phones last year for about 2 months.. I deal with the BS ALLLLL year, I DONT need to listen to why everyones USB stuff wont work and fix it as if I have nothing else to do (actually I dont, but thats besides the point lol)

  67. Supposedly a real story by tftp · · Score: 2
    A man wanted to get a free medical advice from a known doctor. At a party he approached the doctor, told him that "his friend" has a problem, described the problem, and asked what would the treatment be.

    The doctor answered: "I advise him to see a doctor".

  68. Note about Compustore.com by Joey7F · · Score: 2

    If you live in the Tampa Bay area, there is no charge for shipping.

    --Joey

  69. A christmas story by yuriwho · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While I am not Jamie Porshe. I set up my folks with a wireless airport network that would automatically connect to their DSL whenever they accessed an app that required the "net". Six months later, my sister, who has the same ISP asked me how I was able to have my parents connect automatically...she always has to use Internet Connect when accessing the net. I told her that I had configured the Airport to connect automatically...She now is deciding whether it is worth buying an Airport to forgo having to connect each time.

    My folks are very happy with their set up.

    Think of the hours of wasted time saved by some software that does a routine task.

    I did my part last christmas, but this shit should not even be necessary. The OS should automatically configure things for people.

    Y

    --
    no sig.
    1. Re:A christmas story by andfarm · · Score: 2

      Try PPP.menu (available from Network.prefpane). You don't need Internet\ Connect.app for ANYTHING.

      --

      TANSTAAFI: There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free iPod.

    2. Re:A christmas story by yuriwho · · Score: 2

      Yes! However, last christmas 10.2 was not available. As I said, the OS should take care of this for you. It's good to see that apple get's this concept. Even if they are slow in implementation.

      I'll see my sister in a month or so and plan to do my xmas duty to make sure she (and my folks) have the best set-up available.

      Y

      --
      no sig.
    3. Re:A christmas story by yuriwho · · Score: 2

      Which version of windows are you referring to? XP/2000? We have the same issues on the mac platform. Some versions support features that the others do not. Your mum is probably dependant on a version that does not support feature x. This is why the Airport solution is elegant. It does not require you to run a particular version of the OS (as long as it supports 802.11).

      Y

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  70. "the best tool" by Idou · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "That's YOUR decision if you choose to ignore Microsoft just because they're microsoft - and I certainly won't bash you for it - but sometimes a microsoft product IS 'the best tool' for the job.."

    I am not in IT, but I always find it amusing how efficient IT "professionals" are. Too efficient, I might add.

    I have been studying to become a CPA, and I can state from direct experience that the current set of accounting standards are by no means the "best way to do things." In this respect, accounting standards for CPAs are comparable to Laws for Lawyers. So if they are so inefficient, why do CPAs and Lawyers make much, much more $ than "IT Professionals?" Because CPAs and Lawyers are REAL Professionals (please hear me out on this).

    You see, REAL professionals need organisations, that are acting in the best interest of the profession, to have control over the standards of the profession. CPAs have the AICPA (and FASB). Lawyers have the BAR association. And IT workers have . . . Microsoft, who, like you said, control most of the industry, so they control the standards of the profession.

    However, MS doesn't care about the IT profession. They care about selling their software. Cheap IT workers = more software sales. So, Microsoft prints out MSCE certificates like its printing out money, turning IT workers into somewhere just above your average McDonald's employee.

    I know, in your effort to do your job "better," you pick the "best tool." However, while you are doing a great service to your company, you are doing a great disservice to your profession when that "tool" reinforces a closed standard.

    The lack of wider use of Open Standards and Open Source software (at least for Operating Systems, which set the standards for all applications, commercial and non-commerical) are the only things keeping IT workers from enjoying the security that other professions enjoy.

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    Sdelat' Ameriku velikoy Snova!
  71. My favorite tech support - my gf by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

    My gf currently lives in Brazil, I don't, I live in Chicago. This is a problem for many reasons (airfare, time differences, etc.).

    I was nice enough to buy her a Palm. I got her an m100 to replace the Palm IIIe that kind of died. I gave her the IIIe when I got a Handspring for free (which eventually broke and I had to replace it, which I did with a Palm IIIxe). But the m100 had a problem on battery swap; if you switched batteries, you lost all data on the handheld. Hmm, so much for Palm quality control.

    OK, no problem, you just have to do a HotSync before a battery change right? Did I mention her PC had only one serial port, and no PS2 port? Yes, the mouse was on the serial port, making any HotSync pretty complicated. So she ICQ's me, and tells mer her dilemma - the Palm m100 seems to die completely when she changes the battery. The normal battery changeover wipes out the memory, and she's worried about it, all her phone numbers are on it. So I have to call her with a pretty expensive phone card, how to use the command line tools I installed (I installed pilot-xfer previous to this because I saw the palm tools on her box were kind of iffy). So I'm trying to have her do the batch file in wrote, and also the Palm tools in case they accidentally worked.. did I mention this was all in French?

    So I call on a couple expensive phone cards ($80 worth at the end), speaking French to my Brazilian gf trying to swap serial ports from mouse to Palm, trying to explain the command line stuff, while also attempting the (previously flakey) Palm software and finally getting the battery swap done. Pain in the ass, but she didn't lose any phone numbers. This was an hour and a half call the first time (which is why I ble two pretty expensive calling cards, luckily enough I've found cheaper since).

    She joked around, saying that once I got it for her, it was my responsibility to keep it running, she was damn serious about it too.

  72. The Real Problem by Local+Loop · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The real problem with fixing someone's PC is that they won't follow the two simple rules of a stable windows box:

    1. Install what you need, then never install anything else. Especially not games!

    2. Always shut down correctly before turning the power off.

    I help the people that follow the rules. They have very stable windows machines that work well for *years* and stay fast with no registry bloat.

    People who don't follow the rule quickly get crashy, unreliable systems - and frequently try to make me feel responsible for their problems, because I'm the last person who mucked with the settings.

    My uncle is a bit older and taught me this lesson early. See he's an electrical engineer and learned how to fix TV's in the sixties. When word got out that he could fix TV's, he spent all his time fixing TV's for friends, and then got blamed when they eventually died anyway.

  73. Who modded this Funny? by fferreres · · Score: 2

    It should be +5 Insightfull! I knew the "play the fool" tactic, but haven't heard a word before about the tshirt solution. Neat!

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    unfinished: (adj.)
  74. Re:Upgraded to Linux by fferreres · · Score: 2

    "... you're not going to get it out of a single command"

    $ less /var/logs/*

    (filter as you like if you wish)

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    unfinished: (adj.)
  75. Re:Upgraded to Linux by fferreres · · Score: 2

    Total Bluescreens: 0

    That's like advertizing "Low fat water, with NO cholesterol". Windows 2000 and on do not give BSOD. I know it's stable enough (I get proxied by one of those), but you can't keep any uptime up if you stay "updated".

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    unfinished: (adj.)
  76. MOD PARENT UP by Russellkhan · · Score: 2

    Very well put, thank you. I've tried to explain this very thing to people many times and have never managed to make it so clear or so simple.

    I'll be stealing whatever parts of this I can manage to remember the next time I'm in one of those conversations.

    Russ

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    Information doesn't want to be anthropomorphized anymore.
  77. It's more of a social issue. by Ian+Cackett · · Score: 2, Informative

    I agree; the prevailing attitudes here are rather disturbing. It's an age-old issue: doctors get leant on for medical advice, car mechanics get leant on for help with cars, teachers get leant on for advice on bringing up kids.

    In general, people who are seen to be skilled in a particular area get leant on for advice/help in that area. It's a social issue, and people who aren't caring enough to give a little of their time whilst also being socially skilled enough to restrict that time and say 'no' when leant on too much, need to improve their peopleware skills ;o)

    Yep, there's often no thanks at the end of it. But isn't the pleasure of something like getting Grandma on-line and up-to-speed with the internet enough? You're sharing your knowledge. Even when you're not familiar with the technology, you're sharing your analytical skills and helping someone to work it out. It's only when you're too shy to draw the line and politely saying 'no' occasionally that resentment creeps in.

    It's sad that we think relatives and friends should *always* call the customer support number.

  78. Don't say "only Linux" by dybdahl · · Score: 2

    I started to say "I only support Linux" a year ago, but now everybody seems to use Linux on the desktop. So even though Linux requires less support, the amount of Linux users makes me spend more and more time supporting family and stuff...

  79. predetermined destiny by pHDNgell · · Score: 2

    I've had three relatives ask me for opinions on computers before buying one. Each time, I gave a single, simple answer: iMac.

    Each relative bought a PC from some local place (Best Buy, etc...)

    Two of them called me asking what they could do when their system stopped booting because of some kind of corruption in Windows Explorer (something like that, I'm not a Windows user). Both called their respective tech support companies and were asked to reinstall their systems, having lost everything on their computer (not that they'd had them very long by this).

    One of them was on his third or fourth computer when I last saw him. He keeps buying new ones with new versions of Windows because he feels the previous systems weren't stable enough.

    The third one was nice enough to not call me, but was on her second machine within a year.

    My point: They do exactly what you tell them not to do, then ask you for help when something goes wrong...even when it's something you told them to expect. It's disrespectful, and doesn't warrant my help.

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    -- The world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
  80. I never give free support anymore by Bartmoss · · Score: 2

    Asking me questions is fine, unless I had a long day. Then I usually just tell people to ask me another day and that's fine by them. However, some people still expect me to fix everybody and their kid sister's systems. I used to cave easily to such requests, it being good karma and all. I mean it never hurts to have people owe you a favor, right?

    Yeah, right. That is only as good as the people honoring it. Ask them something in return, and "uhm I am so busy right now". This gets even worse when they start telling you lies in order to have you come back for more help. Fake friends are always a very annoying thing, and it seems that tech talent attracts a lot of fake friends.

    I only fix family's computer problems now, and maybe some very close friends. Everybody else will not get an offer of help from me anymore, and if they ask, i will give general advice at most. If they want my help, they better pay me - either in cold, hard cash or in some other way.

    I mean, just because your aunt likes knitting, she isn't expected to make pullovers and socks for every dummy who comes along, right? So why should tech talent be any different?

  81. Msft charges $200+ / incident by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

    I carry around copies of the "Geeks on Call" ad out of the yellow pages to hand out to the tech support free loaders. They take visa and amex. /One/ close friend I chat with at the office did pay me $20 to install a CD writer after work one day. That's about all I put up with.

    Burned into memory is the Disney "Lion King" incident from many xmass ago, they released a CD not compatible with the large base of installed cdrom drives at the time. The saying that year was, "Sorry honey, daddy can't make the computer work". (Didn't involve me personally but the story reinforced a dedication to complete avoidance of cheap home pcs, crappy software and it's owners wanting free help).

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    try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
  82. This is what's gonna make our living... by Qbertino · · Score: 2

    .. in 5 years from now.
    In fact, I'm actually considering making at least some extra money on help like this.
    I've got 15 years of solid computer expierience and the base of knowlege a geek - even without college IT - has over the Joe Sixpack and Janet Sockermom usually is massive.
    Imagine having 50 to 100 people who's boxes you've set up over the years and they have a person to call to ask you to log in and fix the problem with that comp you sold them with Linux installed. After all, cars are commonplace nowadays and everybody has their local car shop guy handy when problems occur. It's gonna be just the same with computers. Might as well start adjusting to that.
    This 'Speak with a geek' thing is just the way to go.

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    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  83. Slightly off-topic but not to much by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 2

    I have a friend who has two boxes a dell and a compaq. He wanted to learn pc repair on his own so I hooked him up with a screwdriver set and last years copy of Upgrading and Repairing PCs.
    I also gave him a couple of nics to practrice networking.

    Now the dell has integrated networking so he dosen't use one of the cards. He puts it away for safe keeping.

    I quote, "I know you warned me about static electricity so I put the card in a drawer wrapped in a old t-shirt that I just taken out of the dryer so it should be cool."

    I then suggested a new line of work, like something in the fast food industry.

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  84. Re:Upgraded to Linux by isorox · · Score: 2

    It's funny really, this article is about supporting Windows. What about supporting Linux? I loathe the idea of telling my mom (who lives 3,000 miles alway) to open a 'shell window' and type in badly spelt commands in a case sensitive manner.

    Assuming she's got to the stage where se's on the internet (most distros wil do this fine), you can just ssh (or hell, VNC) in and fix things for her. Much quicker then asking her to rad out the message on the screen.

  85. Re:Upgraded to Linux by isorox · · Score: 2

    0 load (ok, maybe it was just the past 15 minutes) is not a convincing argument (however the first two heavily-loaded and long-running hosts are).

    Last 15 minutes, look at the time, 1AM. Not many people arround in a buisness then, I assume he sshed from home.

  86. Just say no.. by pigeon · · Score: 2

    I always say "Well.. I dunno.. I don't use windows myself.." which is true, I use OS X and linux, and I know windows, but at such moments I don't

  87. The Game of Christmas by eggnogg · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Rules
    The Game of Christmas is a game for any number of players, but must include at least three who would much rather be watching The Guns of Navarone and two who would prefer a nice walk, after all "It's only a bit of drizzle and we could all do with some fresh air."

    Contents
    One poorly decorated sitting-room; one television set; one remote control (confiscated); one complete boxed set of "Grievances", including Huffs, Chips, Grudges, Injuries and Insults; a disgruntlement of relations.

    Preparations
    Preparations may begin on Boxing Day of the previous year ("Never again"), but must begin no later than August or early September. Players should allow three months to manoeuvre into one of the four correct starting positions. These are:

    i) The Stand-off Position: "But we came to you last year: it's your turn to come to us."
    ii) The Feet-up Position: "Of course we'd love to have you; it's just that we're a shorter drive from you than you are from us."
    iii) The Hands-off Position: "Actually, we were thinking of going abroad this year. No, it's not that we didn't enjoy it last year".
    iv) The Hands-up Position: "Would you mind if we also brought her sister from Wales? The one with bulimia? You see, she's terribly depressed at the moment."

    Playing the Guilt card
    Early playing of the Guilt card, followed by the Huff, is essential. Any change to the Christmas schedule beyond mid-October may be opposed by the Home Captain by accompanying the Guilt Card with the exasperated sigh: "I suppose we'll have to make do, though as usual it's very last minute."

    Objective
    To cause the maximum number of players to depart the room slamming the door before close of play. Each exit must be accompanied by the question: "Was it something I said?" To which the players left in the game must reply: "So what do you think?"

    How to play
    Each player of Christmas must invade another player's space by asking a series of Personal Questions. These are drawn from one of five categories:

    i) History: eg, "Was it in 1978 or 1979 that you forgot my birthday? No, it doesn't matter. I've forgotten all about it. It's just that I don't suppose I'll ever really get over it."
    ii) Sport: eg, "Who told your children they could play French cricket in the kitchen?"
    iii) Hobbies and Interests: eg, "But what makes you think I didn't like the shoeshine kit you gave me the year before last?"
    iv) Guess the Weight: eg, "Is it just me or have you put on weight?"
    v) Politics: eg, "How can you possibly say that when it comes to third-world debt they've only got themselves to blame? I can't believe I'm hearing this!"
    If the answer is either incorrect or unrepeatable, the Chip then passes to the original player, who now holds an all-important Grudge.

    Remember
    If one of your ploys is sunk, you may add Insult to Injury to form a complete set of Grievances.

    How to start
    Players from the ages 8 to 80 sit around the table staring at one another. Players aged seven and under proceed to screech at one another either a) "Give it", or b) "But I had it first". Players aged 81 and over must now raise their eyebrows and mumble either: a) "In my day we were perfectly happy to make do with a cardboard box and a bit of string", or b) "They've lost all sense of respect".

    First move
    The Home Captain makes the first move by reading the following instructions in monotone: "The score is doubled when the square landed on is either less than the total number indicated by the spaces moved by the previous player or the route taken by the green player is indicated by the square landed on by the player with the highest score at the beginning of the round, but only if the sum of the aggregate is the same as or less than the score of all the remaining pieces combined (a challenge may not be called unless the challenger is at right angles to the player with the lowest number of cards)."

    Second move
    The second player then looks vexed and replies: "I'm sorry, but that's not how we've always played." Subsequent disputes about the rules then continue in a clockwise direction until that point when one or more players insist that the original rulebook states that the correct direction for disputes is anti-clockwise.

    The role of non-players
    At least once every five minutes each non-player must call out either, "But The Guns of Navarone is about to start", or, "If we don't go for that walk, it'll be dark in half an hour". Non-players over the age of 81 are allowed to repeat, "It's a time for the kiddies" over and over again. Extra points may be gained by leaning over a player's shoulder for three minutes and breathing noisily before exclaiming: "You shouldn't have done that!"

    Scoring
    The winner is the first player to find himself in a deserted room. On hearing one or more of the following sounds drifting through the slammed door, the winner may add these points to his total:

    i) Mutual recrimination (one point).
    ii) Indiscriminate sobbing (two).
    iii) Tyres screeching (four).
    An extra five points are awarded for each melted strawberry creme discovered beneath a cushion.

    Warning
    The game of Christmas should be played no more than once a year.

    egg

    1. Re:The Game of Christmas by Audent · · Score: 2

      Sir, without doubt you have been spying on my family. For generations.

      This has to be the funniest thing I've read all year, online or off... bloody good on ya! I'm just sorry it wasn't higher up the /. list for more to see!

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      I am a leaf on the wind
  88. Um, our P2-233 was happy with USB/cable :-) by smcv · · Score: 2

    Our P2-233 (we ordered a P2-200, but apparently the manufacturer ran out of 200MHz chips and gave us a free upgrade) had USB ports, came with an OS that supported them at least slightly (Win95 OSR2), and was happy as a cable modem router/web browser terminal (with Debian 'woody' by now) for the last year and a bit.

    I say "was" because it died recently; almost certainly flaky hardware (motherboard I think), since before installing Debian I had to swap the various expansion cards and the two sticks of RAM into exactly the right slots before it'd recognise them on boot*. For a month or so before it failed, the video card didn't work and I wasn't at home to try fixing it, so I told my parents how to shut it down "blind" (my Linux boxes always have Ctrl+Alt+Del set to shutdown rather than reboot) and it worked fine as a video-less router :-)

    (*: I think it was 64MB in slot 1 and 32MB in slot 3, or something like that - every other combination didn't recognise all the RAM when it POSTed. As for the PCI slots, which needed to accomodate two net cards and a sound card, just don't go there :-)

  89. Could be worse by fobbman · · Score: 2

    As I was fixing my grandmother's computer last weekend the thought crossed my mind that I was glad that I had not taken a career turn and become a gynocologist instead.

  90. Time Lost by RazzleDazzle · · Score: 2

    Well if you have spent time explaining computers to your family than this article is for you!

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    ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ONE! Just brushing up for my next big invention: Ethernet over Voice (EoV)
  91. Re:Upgraded to Linux by joto · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I loathe the idea of telling my mom (who lives 3,000 miles alway) to open a 'shell window' and type in badly spelt commands in a case sensitive manner.

    Actually, that is something I would love to be able to do.

    In windows, you generally have to say. Ok, right click on that funny icon right there. What, you say? Don't you find it? Ok, it should have a label called "foo". Oh, you are running the norwegian version, hmm.. in that case it should be called "bar" or something. You still can't find it. Let's see, which version of windows are you running? Hmm, you are right, how would you know? I think I remember that in windows 98 it used to be somewhere else...

    Sure, these visual environments might be user-friendly when you do not know the command-name, but are at least somewhat able to use a computer, and can find it by experimenting. Asking your mom to do that experimenting and tell you what happens on her screen is not so fun...

    The result of all this is that I usually answer that I do not know, and even if I knew the answer, I wouldn't be able to tell her, because it's "complicated to explain over the phone". That usually stops her from bothering me anymore, and since a computer really isn't very essential to her life, I couldn't really care less...

  92. disturbing by raisin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    i'm completely disturbed by the posts that have been modded +5 on this one.

    this is your family. help them out. grow up. this is what people do for one another.

    you can't help your dad with his ridiculously old machine? how long has he put up with you and perhaps even encouraged whatever led you to being this computer savvy, to then have you turn around and claim your too busy or can't be bothered? give me a break.

    be thankful that all that crap in your head that you learned while pissing away hours to get something to work can be used to help someone else. how about some return on your own investment of all that time--now you can do something useful with it, where "useful" doesn't necessarily mean self-serving.

    say you have an uncle who's a mechanic. chances are, you're going to ask him if you want to know about something wrong with your car (you'd be stupid not to, unless you know more than he does already). the joke about "50 mhz processor, 4 mb ram, etc." and trying to install the sims? sure it's modded as funny, but it's just like you trying to get that uncle to repair your piece of crap that you drive. get over it. help them understand what's wrong with what they're trying to do. teach them something.

    and even if you'd never go to this hypothetical uncle, it works in all occasions, whether its their background or just about anything you might ask of anyone else (i need help moving! could someone drop me of at ...). don't kid yourself and think that you're an island and never need any help. the connection is still valid, because hopefully in your all-knowing little world, you can use some of that omnipotence to understand some of these other situations. that you're not the only persecuted soul who has to/ought to use some of their background to (gasp) help people.

    my brother is a builder, and does construction. if i want to get something built, or need to have it done, am i going to consult him? of course. if he can't get his 14.4 modem to work with his crappy old mac, is he going to call me? of course.

    welcome to the world, folks. you don't live in a vacuum. drop the self-importance and start interacting with people. be useful for a change. and i say for a change *only* because from the sounds of the majority of what's been modded up, there are a few too many people who live in this vacuum.

    think about the hell you've gone through with your machine, even when *you* supposedly know what you're doing. now imagine how much worse it is for the people asking for help, when they don't even know the first thing about what's going on with their $2500 desk ornament.

  93. Unix Flavors are no Different by The+Raven · · Score: 2

    I do tech support as my fulltime job. I sometimes have people do things in DOS, more often in Windows. I would like to say that, given the choice between walking people through clicking on icons, or reading them a long text command with letters and symbols, I'll take the icons EVERY TIME.

    You have no IDEA how difficult it is to get someone to hear your accurately when typing, how common typos are for computer newbies, and how difficult to diagnose it is when they mistype it. Some of my most painful experiences have involved getting a user to type a simple 'extract' command string to restore a missing file.

    I agree that it is annoying dealing with the variations between operating systems... have you considered the annoyance about dealing with the variations of *nix flavors? How do I disable a daemon from starting on bootup in RedHat... or Suse... or FreeBSD...

    I'm sorry, but the difference between commands in various unix flavors (useradd, adduser, user add) is just as frustrating when trying to support multiple flavors as the differences between versions of Windows.

    It only takes a couple questions (in general) to figure out what version of Windows they are running. I don't even bother asking anymore... I just start taking them through the fixes, and figure out what version they have along the way, based on their responses.

    "You don't have a tab labeled Server Type? You probably have Windows Millenium, right? Yeah, click on Networking instead." I'm sure similar problems happen when users have different flavors of X Windows managers.

    Be careful what you ask for... you might just get it.

    --
    "I will trust Google to 'do no evil' until the founders no longer run it." Hello Alphabet.
  94. The Saddest Part by White+Roses · · Score: 2
    You let your parents/relative/hot sister continue to use Windows. It's your fault they're still on it, computer nerd!

    Don't want to get asked? Put an older Mac in their house. Or Linux. Or something!

    There's a certain threshold, you see. If they want to play games enough, or they have to use it to run a business, they'll figure it out eventually and stop asking. But if we're talking about persons who want e-mail and web-browsing and letters to Auntie Mildred (yes, all aunts are named Mildred), they don't care what operating system it is, as long as it gets the job done properly. Trust me, Dad doesn't want to have to call you about a computer problem, because he doesn't want to have to either (a) deal with your political/religious issues on computing or (b) feel like a moron because he simply can't understand when you're trying to tell him how to fix it himself next time. No, he doesn't. I'm not bashing on your Dad, he just doesn't understand, just like you don't understand the sexual appeal of your mother. If he understood, the calls would have stopped by now.

    Your near-by University has something called surplus, and often times they sell it. You can probably set the latter group of relatives ("Make it work, my boy") up for under $100. And that includes the printer. Earthlink 'em, or NetZero/Juno it up. Make it a gift for a year.

    If it's a company-provided computer, and they can't change it, guess what? Their company can drop by on Christmas and fix it. My Uncle is still mad about that Christmas.

    It's a simple situation: if you want the problem to go away, fix it! Know what the happiest part is? Lack of software suddenly becomes your best ally, because they can't load a metric ton of crap, only a long hundredweight!

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    Do not touch -Willie
  95. "Fixing" Windows Machines... by gdyas · · Score: 3, Funny

    Heck, I LOVE fixing my friends' Windows machines -- that's why I carry a burn of Mandrake v8.2 with me at all times.

    "Hey, Greg? What's the deal with the penguin?"

    That's about the only damn way to fix 'em anyways.

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    The only tool you've got against psychosis is experience.

  96. Commands via phone? by autechre · · Score: 2


    Why would you do such a silly thing? You could just SSH into the machine and do it yourself. Remember, Linux is designed to be administered remotely.

    Additionally, I'd say you're a bit of a strange case, using Windows as an artist. Most artists I know use Macs. My brother is the one exception; he doesn't like Macs at all, though he didn't really like Windows either. He's currently happy using Debian, and likes using the GIMP better than he liked Photoshop.

    I use Debian too, but it's not as if I'm doing any serious music work with it (I prefer paper). Though since we finally got that Hammerfall card at the recording studio, that may change soon.

    --
    WMBC freeform/independent online radio.
    1. Re:Commands via phone? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Why would you do such a silly thing? You could just SSH into the machine and do it yourself. Remember, Linux is designed to be administered remotely."

      And if it's a network problem, I do what then? Windows can be admininsterred remotely too, btw. Not gaining anything there, except that commands are clearly labeled and spelled right. Frankly, it's a lot easier to talk somebody into clicking icons in Windows than it is to make them type commands in a prompt window. I know this for a fact in that I talk people through troubleshooting stuff over the phone.

      "Additionally, I'd say you're a bit of a strange case, using Windows as an artist. Most artists I know use Macs."

      Most artists I know use Windows (2k and XP). It's not that Mac is more conducive to artwork, it's because Mac used to be the best platform to run Photoshop and Illustrator on. Not true anymore. Win/PC is the best platform for your buck right now when it comes to artwork. The Mac info was generally true like 5 years ago.

      "He's currently happy using Debian, and likes using the GIMP better than he liked Photoshop."

      That's good for him. I have tried Gimp, I found it to be a bit painful. To each is own.

      In any case, I'm quite happy with Windows 2000. I'm not against switching to Linux really, but it doesn't buy me anything. As a matter of fact, I give up quite a bit with it. (Lightwave in particular) It has to be better in some way for me to switch.

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      "Derp de derp."
  97. Re:Upgraded to Linux by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 2
    Yes, there will always be anecdotes about needing/wanting/liking a specific platform. However, we're talking about two things here: server vs workstation.

    Regarding the server, that part of the argument is over and done with, even according to MS execs. BSD, QNX, Linux and the others various Unix-like have MS-Windows "server" beat hands down on stability, flexibility, security, interoperability and maintenance. Let's not forget Novell's Netware, which also outshines the closest corresponding MS products in every aspect except marketing smear campaigns.

    On the desktop, Macintosh OS X has them all beat, especially in regards to choice of software and ease of use. On GNU/Linux or the others, KDE/Gnome are just as easy (or convoluted) as MS-Windows, but are much easier to maintain, more secure. A lot of the productivity software that people once claimed as absent from Linux are there and the amount of progress in the last year has been phenomenally good.

    Right now Microsoft is making about 85% profit on MS-Windows due to their desktop monopoly, yet losing money on everything else except MS-Office. Microsoft won't be able to maintain monopoly prices without the monopoly and MS-Office has started to get competition that the monopoly strategy can't crush. Also businesses and governments alike are seeing the expensive risks of being locked into proprietary file formats. Nor are they eager to loose the interoperability which made the Internet and the WWW the big cash engine that it is today.

    So when things start go go south, it will tip quickly. This is standard for acquisition based companies and should come as no surprise. That they were able to make a run for so many years should be more of a surprise.

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  98. Re:Great idea QWZX by baryon351 · · Score: 2

    You are presumptuous and wrong.

    The "overpriced PC dealer" also charged her $220 for 16Mb of 72-pin RAM. In 2000. Thats very easy to find for $10 MOST anywhere else. Hence, you presumed, and you are wrong.

    The Mac was a 604e machine for less cost than the PC Ram. I even mentioned in my post that this was a 2nd hand machine. You presumed, you are wrong, and you should work on your comprehension too.

    3% or 90% means absolutely nothing when it comes to who you know who can support the machines. She has a computer now that if problems arise she needs to pay someone else to fix it. That's mindless. Making a decision while ignoring your personal situation, and ignoring the reality of what's around you is just plain stupid.

  99. Even if you own 20 Thinkgeek shirts you only wear1 by penguin_punk · · Score: 2

    True! Very True!

    I won Rackspace's 'ThinkGeek' Contest last year and won something like $300 in certificates. (I can't remember exactly $200-$500. I'm too tired to do the math)

    Anyways, it bought be about 18 t-shirts and I only wear two of them. The rest are in my closet.

    Yes-I know I'm a geek. No-I'm not telling you which ones I wear. ;)

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  100. for the record by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

    This doesn't work. No answers, but anyone trying to follow these instructions, as useful as they look, don't bother - they don't work. :(