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Will Smith as I, Robot

BuR4N writes "It looks like Asimov's sci-fi classic, I Robot, is going to be a movie. Shooting starts April next year staring Will Smith and directed by Alex Proyas (Dark City and The Crow). Being a huge Asimov fan I have not made up my mind if this is a good or bad thing. "

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  1. One to see by Trane+Francks · · Score: 2

    I'm definitely looking forward to the movie. I just hope that the casting is done right.

    Time to brush off my old Alan Parsons Project and have a listen, too. :)

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    1. Re:One to see by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I just hope that the casting is done right.

      Is this going to be a comedy or is Will Smith making another attempt at being taken as a serious actor?

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    2. Re:One to see by jgerman · · Score: 2

      I hope it's not made into a comedy, I'll be pretty damn pissed, as I'm sure most fans would be as well.

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    3. Re:One to see by kubrick · · Score: 2

      Is this going to be a comedy or is Will Smith making another attempt at being taken as a serious actor?

      You mean the two are mutually exclusive? :/

      (I know what you mean, it's just that the idea of the "Fresh Prince" doing Shakespeare would make me laugh out loud... and not in a good way.)

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    4. Re:One to see by Daemonik · · Score: 2
      Considering how they did Bicentennial Man, my cringe factor is already at 9. Considering the director, however, it might be a darker vision.

      Ah, but then they could go A.I.!! Cringe factor at 11!!

    5. Re:One to see by jgerman · · Score: 2

      I didn't mind those two, they certainly weren't what they could have been though, and had AI ended at least twenty minutes earlier than it did I would have much more respect for it.

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    6. Re:One to see by hrieke · · Score: 2

      If you read the news clipping you'd notice that the script was already developed, and will continue to be developed now that the studio has bought rights to the name to go along with the story- and it appears that they'll use the three laws as the premiss for a murder mystery.
      Oh hum...

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    7. Re:One to see by martyn+s · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe that's a sign that you don't really want to buy the DVD?

  2. Bicentennial man by Troed · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ... saw it again a few weeks ago. It wasn't that bad.


    I'm not sure the Asimov-worlds my mind has made can coexist with Hollywood ones though.

  3. I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by maharg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's hope Will Smmith does the story justice. Any reason to think he won't ??

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    1. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by Hellkitten · · Score: 4, Funny

      The warning signs will be pre-release robotic rap videos.

      Does this mean that doing "the robot" on the dance floor will become cool?

      Oh horror, I wouldn't care if they mutilated the story as I would be warned and could avoid seeing it, but if people start doing the robot I might have to lock myself in the basement

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    2. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by WowTIP · · Score: 2

      Or how bout Ivan Drago from Rocky.

      Yeah! Hans Lundgren would rule as a robot. He already plays the part in most of his movies, without even being required to do so. :)

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    3. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Personally I hope that Jeff Goldblum can get a part as en eccentric scientist. It would be good for him to do something like that. Something different.

    4. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I saw "bicentenial man", that's reason enough to think that Asimov cannot be adapted by Hollywood...man did they ever butcher that story.

      Can you tell me why the robot wanted to be human so bad? he was stronger, faster, immortal when he was a robot, wht would he want to be human? According to the hollywood its their usual crapola: "love conquers all"...bleah.

      They cut a scene from the novel when they did the movie, an important scene that showed why he wanted to be human so bad, the whole motivation for the goddammed story! (The robot gets ordered to dismantle himself by jerks in a pick-up)
      That scene was dark and disturbing (lots of rape/abuse references there), but it was the whole motivation to be human: so that he could rise above the second law wich keeps him a slave to ANY human...but nooooo, that would have upset people on the holiday release, so out it went, and the whole story with it.

      stupid Hollywood

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    5. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by WowTIP · · Score: 2

      Well, no. His real name actually is Hans Lundgren. Dolph is his Hollywood nickname.

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  4. Disapointment by e8johan · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Smith has flourished in sci-fi with the "Men in Black" films

    I'd say that 'I, Robot' augth to be far more serious that MIB or any other movie Smith has starred, so I'll bracing myself for a big disapointment. But, hopefully, I'm wrong!

    1. Re:Disapointment by kongstad · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well I would say six degrees of seperation was rather serious.

    2. Re:Disapointment by giel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Besides of having doubts Will being the man for the job, I am quite afraid they will even spoil the original story. I mean that happens in a lot of (American) movies...

      Imagine the movie ending with a happy robot-man, robot-wife, two robot-kids (girl & boy), living in a big robot-house, surrounded by nice robot-flowers and a nive big and shiny robot-car... and a Will Smith song...

      OUCH.

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    3. Re:Disapointment by sg_oneill · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I dunno.

      I think theres two options in making this film.
      If its authentic to the book, its worth remembering that the book have a sense of humor. Plus with stuff like "positronic brains" and computers the size of buildings , I suspect a tounge will need to be put in the cheek.

      *OR* we can completely shuffle the thing and kill positronics etc, and have a dead serious.... and perhaps boring.... film.

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    4. Re:Disapointment by tcdk · · Score: 2
      I think that Will Smith proved that he can play without acting like a moron all the time in Six Degrees of Seperation.

      He has been on the slippery slope towards doing an "Eddie Murphy" lately (not a positive ting), but I'm having a hard time seeing how he can do his usual "everything I say is funny, so why aren't you laughing" rutine in this setting.

      But this is hollywood, so I guess that you are right, be prepared for a big disappointment, but hope for the best.

      I wonder who'll play the role of Susan Calvin...

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    5. Re:Disapointment by bludstone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And he did a fantastic job in the role too..

      He also did a great job in Ali.

      Yes, Will Smith is famous for Being the fresh prince of bel air, a MiB, and a fighter pilot fighting aliens... but when hes serious, the guy can really act.

      Pity hes rarely serious.

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    6. Re:Disapointment by Glytch · · Score: 2

      I'm actually looking forward to the building-computers. It might give the movie a kind of unusual retro feel to it.

      But Will Smith? He's unpredictable. (Compare and contrast Ali and MIB2. Oy)

      Slightly offtopic, but one of my greatest fears in life is that Foundation will catch Hollywood's eye. Here's to hoping it slips under their radar.

    7. Re:Disapointment by jmoriarty · · Score: 2

      Slightly offtopic, but one of my greatest fears in life is that Foundation will catch Hollywood's eye. Here's to hoping it slips under their radar.

      I would have shared this view a few years ago, but LOTR has mellowed me. If someone with the dedication and passion for the story got their hands on Foundation, like Jackson has with LOTR, it could be a truly memorable series of movies. But with Hollywood I guess these traits are the exception and not the norm.

    8. Re:Disapointment by sbaker · · Score: 2

      LOTR has been a big-time money maker - that usually focusses Hollywood's
      minds. Perhaps they'll finally realise that being true to the original
      book is a good idea.

      That also worked well for Harry Potter.

      It makes for long movies though. The page count of the Foundation
      Trilogy must be about the same as LOTR - so they'd have to sign up
      for three hefty movies.

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    9. Re:Disapointment by G-funk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Being a huge Asimov fan I have not made up my mind if this is a good or bad thing."

      FFS people who say stuff like this piss me off... How can it possibly be a bad thing if somebody makes the worst possible movie about an aasimov story.... is the Judge Dredd comic any worse because they let stallone do that *thing*? Do the original batman movie or comics suck now because of the torture that was batman forever? Is the postman suddenly a crappy book? I'm always happy when there's a sequel or a book -> film adaptation of something I like, because if it sucks like dredd, I'm no worse off (except my friends wanted to kill for saying we should see it)... but if it rules like LOTR it only heightens my enjoyment of an already great story and universe.

      </rant>

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    10. Re:Disapointment by G-funk · · Score: 2

      You do know there's a lot more than 3 books in foundation right? I've only got one of them here (forward the foundation, no 7 iirc) and I think there's one by his son, a-la the silmarillion???

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    11. Re:Disapointment by funaho · · Score: 2, Informative

      Let's see....there's the orignal trilogy, plus Foundation's Edge and Foundation & Earth. Then there's Prelude to Foundation, Forward the Foundation, and the "new" Foundation Trilogy (the prequels by other authors.) So that's ten. Did I forget any? :) Of course the later books tie the Foundation universe and the Robot universe together so to do the *whole* story would be almost impossible.

      I have to say that the Foundation series is without a doubt my favorite sci-fi series of all time. A LOTR-quality series of movies covering at least the original trilogy is something I would absolutely love to see.

    12. Re:Disapointment by lavaforge · · Score: 2

      You might want to watch the movie "Six Degrees of Separation." Smith played a serious role and did very well in the part.

    13. Re:Disapointment by uradu · · Score: 2

      > If someone with the dedication and passion for the story got
      > their hands on Foundation, like Jackson has with LOTR

      That's exactly what I was thinking. Maybe, just maybe Jackson is also a huge Asimov fan. Imagine the entire Foundation series being done in a similarly uncompromising fashion, that would be unreal. To keep costs down, I wouldn't even mind if tons of CGI and unknown actors (now THAT I wouldn't mind) were used, as long as the story were told properly. Heck, Babylon 5 told a very decent story on a TV series budget.

    14. Re:Disapointment by uradu · · Score: 2

      > I have to say that the Foundation series is without
      > a doubt my favorite sci-fi series of all time.

      Same here. It's not too often that a scientist is also a great storyteller and writer. That's when you end up with a bit more substance and depth than The Force.

    15. Re:Disapointment by Zerth · · Score: 2

      *shudder* oh make it stop, it's like the bad acid.... ewww bird eating my eyes flashbacks....

      What's worse is I've seen both!

      dear lord, what was I thinking...

    16. Re:Disapointment by DuckDuckBOOM! · · Score: 2, Informative
      How can it possibly be a bad thing if somebody makes the worst possible movie about an aasimov story
      You obviously haven't seen Nightfall.
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    17. Re:Disapointment by dswensen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because if you're the kind of person who likes to share your favorite things with friends, and Hollywood makes an extremely bad movie out of one of your favorite books, chances are the people you know who haven't read the book are going to laugh and scoff when you mention one of your favorite things. Not worth weeping tears of blood over, but disappointing nonetheless.

      That, and for some people, movies tend to imprint images on their imaginations that become somehow indelible. For example, Judge Dredd might be terrific, but I find it impossible to even think the words "Judge Dredd" without envisioning Stallone bellowing "I AM DA LAW!"

      If they had cast Stallone as Aragorn in the LOTR movie, and I had seen him bellow "YO, ELENDIL!" as he fights some Orcs -- yes, I might very well think of that every time I read Fellowship again. And that would be bad.

    18. Re:Disapointment by RobertFisher · · Score: 2

      MIB was not actually the film that made Smith's reputation. It was Six Degrees of Separation. Anyone who has seen that film can testify to the fact that Smith's "Fresh Prince" and MIB images are just the thin veneer on his talent -- the man can act in a serious role as well.

      Bob

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    19. Re:Disapointment by kallisti · · Score: 2
      How can it possibly be a bad thing if somebody makes the worst possible movie about an aasimov story


      "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" by John Varley used to be one of my favorite stories. Now, I get flashbacks of the horrid MST3K-level movie some PBS channel made of it. Millenium survives a little better, although the movie was awful. These movies also make it difficult to evangelize Varley, who is one of my favorite authors. Maybe someday someone will do Steel Beach or The Golden Globe, but with that track record...

    20. Re:Disapointment by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      What happened when we got an animated version of lord of the things which didn't even get finished? Just how long has it been since that, and we're just NOW getting a better version? Do you really think that anyone is EVER going to make a good screen adaptation of any of the stephen king short stories which were horrendously warped into crappy movies? (Though I did enjoy "The Running Man" (though I did not think it was good), it is nearly 100% different from the short story upon which it is based. Or what about "Total Recall" (also fun but not particularly good) which really begins where the K.Dick (I hope I remember who wrote that correctly) story "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale" stops? Fun movie, of course.

      On the other hand you have movies like Blade Runner, a brilliant screen adaptation of Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, or (Dare I say it) the Fellowship of the Ring which was dramatically better than we had any right to expect, especially based on the quality prior animated treatments of Tolkien's work. While some lines were moved around to different characters (ALA the latest version of Romeo and Juliet to be released, am I still the only person who didn't hate DiCaprio in that?) and some scenes were dropped, it maintains everything important to the central plot. I haven't read the trilogy in a couple years though, where I used to read it approximately twice a year, so I guess it's time to pick it back up and see if I'm annoyed with anything. Only time (and two more movies) will truly tell.

      So the only problem I can see with a poor treatment is that a better movie will not be made for a depressingly long time after one comes out that sucks.

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    21. Re:Disapointment by G-funk · · Score: 2

      ...the latest version of Romeo and Juliet to be released, am I still the only person who didn't hate DiCaprio in that?

      Yes.

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    22. Re:Disapointment by G-funk · · Score: 2

      I'll sum up all the replies I got to this one:

      "But my friends will laugh at me coz they think the original X is crap too!"

      Oh no! we can't have that!

      "I can't make my friends read the books"

      Anybody who doesn't read a book recommended by a friend because there's a movie which sucked, isn't exactly a great believer of literature... But they still should be able to read/not read whatever they please for any reason...

      "We won't have another movie"

      So instead we should never make one, in case we made one and it was crap then we'd never get another one that might be good? So what you're saying is, the quantum good AND bad unproduced movie gives you more enjoyment than a real movie that might rule, but might suck...

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  5. Brand Name B Movie by ultraexactzz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It sounds like the actual script and plot will have very little to do with any of the stories in the book. Rather, Fox is using Asimov's name to sell what is likely to be a mediocre movie. Will Smith can be entertaining, but Crap made from crap is still crap. Boy I hope this isn't as bad as I think it will be. They who know me, know me. They who do not shall.

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    1. Re:Brand Name B Movie by will_die · · Score: 2

      I figure they can do a good job.
      The new outer limits did a version of "I, Robot" which was a decent job of it. It was mainly a court room based version.
      The main problem I see is that they are going to have to increase the length to around 2 hours, and add an action sequence(s) which it really does not need.
      So if it comes out near Christmas I may be good, it coes out as a summer blockbuster movie then expect the same thing that happen to Starship Troopers compared to the book.

  6. It's a Good Thing by MongooseCN · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When a movie comes out based on a book, it stirs people to read the book. If the movie never came out, then those people would never read it.

    1. Re:It's a Good Thing by RyoSaeba · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, but if the movie is bad, then people will not bother to read the book, guessing it's bad too....
      And if the movie is good, people won't bother reading the book, since they (will think they) know the story already....
      Honestly, i've almost always been disappointed by movies taken from books...

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    2. Re:It's a Good Thing by HiThere · · Score: 2

      If they do it right, it will be a movie of *ONE* of the stories from the book. Probably "Nursemaid". That might make a decent movie.

      But I'm not particularly optomistic. And I probably won't see it anyway, as for every movie I see I donate twice as much to the EFF (so they get expensive). Also, I don't particularly like movies (though my wife wants me to...which is why I even occasionally see them).

      Still, the general rule of thumb is that a short story can be a good movie, but a book looses too much. (I was *really* impressed at how much of the Fellowship was kept intact, even if they did loose a lot of the richness.)

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    3. Re:It's a Good Thing by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2

      That would fit! It's the only story that comes to my mind where one of Asimov's robots killed a human (though my memories are hazy too). But I suspect they'll do their own plot, which may be great, or may totally suck.

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  7. Wasn't I, Robot a collection of short stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If so, WHICH one of them? Like all of Asimov's writing, some of it is very good and some of it is less good.

    1. Re:Wasn't I, Robot a collection of short stories? by Nintendork · · Score: 2

      I'm wondering the same thing. They'll have to dramatically change the book in order to make all those short stories fit in as one story with a solid plot. The movie will be based on I, Robot, but I doubt it will closely resemble it. I'll be surprised if they explain to the audience the threee rules of robotics.

  8. Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by rob-fu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because it seems like he's rapped about every other one too (Men in Black, Wild Wild West, etc). I wonder what it will sound like, and will it have 'ha ha, ha ha' at the end of every line.

    1. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by Erik+K.+Veland · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, that Ali rap was hillarious.

      "I am the greatest - uh uh
      I am the greatest - uh uh"

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    2. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by raistlinjones · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I really doubt it. If it's a serious movie (and it seems like it would be), then his rap wouldn't really fit. He didn't rap for Bagger Vance (at least, i don't THINK he did).

    3. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by GianfrancoZola · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't forget his other old standbys:

      "Ya'll feel me, ya'll feel me?"
      -or-
      "Uh uh"

      Truly one of the great lyrical artisans of this era.

    4. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by ElGuapoGolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, cos his rap in "The Legend of Bagger Vance" was great...

      Oh wait, he didn't rap in that.

      Did he rap in Ali?

      Oh, he didn't?

      Enemy of the State?

      Nope there either...

      I know, I know... he's made a few bad rap songs for a few questionable movies, but cut the guy some slack. He hasn't done a rap video for *EVERY* movie.

    5. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by Theaetetus · · Score: 2
      He didn't rap for Bagger Vance

      That's just because Will Smith doesn't like to curse on his albums, and he couldn't think of any rap for that one that didn't mention balls.

      -T

    6. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by Theaetetus · · Score: 2
      Ali = "I am the greatest"

      Not the other two, though... did he do a rap for Independance Day? I can't remember.

      -T

  9. 5 rules for robotic actors by Trusty+Penfold · · Score: 4, Funny

    First Law:
    A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    Second Law:
    A robot must obey orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    Third Law:
    A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law

    Fourth Law:
    ???

    Fifth Law:
    Profit !!!

    1. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by droopus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Doh, your forgot Zeroth Law dude.

      A robot may not injure humanity or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.

      Which of course alters First law: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except where that would conflict with the Zeroth Law.

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    2. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by clickety6 · · Score: 4, Funny

      A robot may not injure humanity or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.


      versus

      Will SMith starring in I, Robot

      Conflict! Conflict! Does not compute! Conflict! Destroy! Exterminate! Exterminate! Extermin....*BOOM*

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    3. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by F2F · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We were taught that the fourth law was coined by a Bulgarian (that's where I'm from) sci-fi writer and stated something to the effect of:

      "A robot must always identify itself as a robot"

      The writer's name is Luben Dilov Sr.

    4. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by drudd · · Score: 2

      Exactly. The idea was that if a robot was in a position to do good for humanity as a whole, but in doing so would harm a human, it was unable to take that action due to the first law. In reality this would make it very difficult for a robot to do anything but menial tasks (i.e. a robot could never make governmental policy decisions, as they always trade the interests of one group of humans off against others).

      The zeroth law then allows a robot to have a larger sphere of influence. I was always very concerned about the idea of these laws, however, as it's very unclear how one goes about defining "harm," particularly in the case of the zeroth law. What is humanity anyway.... historically humans have done terrible things to one another and justified it by not including those others in their definition of who is human.

      A robot with the zeroth law could easily make the same choice as a member of the KKK or Nazis and label an entire subgroup of humans as non-human. This really works for the first law as well, but it's worse in the case of the zeroth law since the robot might decide that extermination of that subgroup was a greater good for the rest of humanity.

      Despite that, I've always loved the Asimov robot stories, and I will give him credit for trying his best to work through all possible consequences of the three laws, their weaknesses and their sucesses.

      Doug

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    5. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by Steve+B · · Score: 2
      A robot with the zeroth law could easily make the same choice as a member of the KKK or Nazis and label an entire subgroup of humans as non-human. This really works for the first law as well

      This was used in one of Asimov's "Lucky Starr" juveniles -- a villain from the Sirian system tells the robots that Lucky's sidekick "Bigman" (a sarcastic-opposite nickname) is not human, so that he can be attacked with murderous intent. Because of the Naziesque "purity" of the Sirian population, the robots have never seen an adult human of such short stature.

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    6. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by Blackneto · · Score: 2

      Hrmm to pull another quote from the book...

      GET LOST!

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  10. Why no Foundation? by droopus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a real Asimov fan (I even named my daughter Bliss after the character in Foundation's Edge and Foundation and Earth) I'm still surprised no one has taken the Foundation series and brought it to the screen. It seems such a natural movie script, with at least four or five great movies to pull out of the series.

    Anyone know why it has never been proposed as a project by Hollywood?

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    1. Re:Why no Foundation? by RyoSaeba · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It would be a real pain to make movies. The first books are short stories collections, so i'd rather see a mini series.
      The second point is that the story isn't particularly spectacular itself. I mean, fine, save humanity & such, but no real fights, it's more political, psychological, about ideas (so can't easily be ported to screen) than anything else...

      I'm also a big Asimov fan (haven't seen Bicentennial Man though), but i'd rather have Foundation not adapted than adapted in a bad movie ^_-

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    2. Re:Why no Foundation? by sg_oneill · · Score: 2

      Perhaps "Foundation" is waiting for Peter Jackson to finish with the LOTR series so someone can hit it with the respect and the budget it deserves.

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    3. Re:Why no Foundation? by benwb · · Score: 2

      I love foundation too but I don't think it would be a very successful movie, at least if they did the original trilogy. In the first three books all of the action happens behind the scenes so to speak- you hear characters talk about it after the fact and plan it, but you never actually see anything happen. Sure, you could add it in, but then it really wouldn't be the same at all- you might as well remake dune. (I always sort of though of Paul Atreides as a really violent pissed off Hari Seldon)

    4. Re:Why no Foundation? by battjt · · Score: 2

      It would be an 80 hour movie. There is a lot of material there.

      The Asimov Fondation series is a must read, so you can read the Brin, Bear, Benford Foundation books, which are so much better.

      Asimov has a real nack for plot and story, I just get tired of the simple phrasing. I don't want my fiction to read like a tech manual.

      Joe

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    5. Re:Why no Foundation? by revery · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Foundation, Ender's Game, many of Arthur C. Clarke's novels, and lots of other sci-fi classics are proposed every year, sometimes several times a year to different studios.
      Usually, there is some sort of timing or technological issue that makes them unacceptable, such as an interested director being available along with the requisite actors, and interested studio, a period of time since the last sci-fi movie was released, the belief that they can convincingly and interestingly sell the message of the book and still make a tidy profit, etc.

      With Ender's Game, the issue is the number of capable child actors needed for the film. In the case of the Foundation series, from what I understand, most script writers have a problem balancing the story between highlighting the ideals of Hari Seldon (the decay of civilization, the development of psychohistory, etc) and an action packed engaging film. Most scripts have either been snoozers (i.e. geeks would probably like them, but everybody else would... YAWN.... zzzz) or an overly action packed filmed that would alienate the diehard fans and make the movie seem to be The Fast and the Furious II: The Psychohistorian's Gambit.

    6. Re:Why no Foundation? by MouseR · · Score: 2

      Foundation might be a confusing series to put on film, because the 5-book trilogy (now actually about a dozen books) is spread over 1000 years of human evolution. That's hard to put on film.

      I would certainly enjoy seeing the Mule and the General on film (I forgot the original names--I've read the entire Asimov collection in french).

      Anyhow, I think that for a single movie, Caves Of Steel would be a better choice.

    7. Re:Why no Foundation? by CrazyJoel · · Score: 2

      "...waiting for Peter Jackson to finish with the LOTR series..."

      I thought LOTR was already filmed. They're just releasing them one year apart.

      Sort of like the 2nd and 3rd Back to the Futures.

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    8. Re:Why no Foundation? by Suidae · · Score: 2

      I always hear people talk about how they don't like narration, but I've never had a problem with it. I'd rather have some narration, particularly in a story that has been compressed from a book, than have a story that misses the point of the book.

      But then I'm not a movie snob, when I go to a movie I just want to experiance a good story, regardless of the style of the storytelling.

    9. Re:Why no Foundation? by G-funk · · Score: 2

      Personally I always thought foundation would be the top of my list for sci-fi films i'd die to see... Then I read night's dawn... I know it's not hard-core sci-fi, and it's a space opera, but hot-damn is it good readin.... And it'd make an abosolute ass-whoopin trilogy if done right.

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    10. Re:Why no Foundation? by Glytch · · Score: 2

      Maybe some cable network with an eye for series with plots (Are you listening, HBO?) would make a decent series of Foundation. It wouldn't make a good movie series, but maybe a nice long TV miniseries would do it justice. It wouldn't demand much in the way of a budget either (IE no multi-million-dollar CGI spaceship battles), just good sets, good actors and a good director.

    11. Re:Why no Foundation? by GutBomb · · Score: 2

      so they are going to take the book off the market when the movie is made? Of course not. so why would a bad movie tarnish the book? if the kid thinks the movie sucks tell him the book is much better.

    12. Re:Why no Foundation? by uradu · · Score: 2

      > The first books are short stories collections,

      No, they're not. You must be thinking of some of his other books, like the robot stories.

    13. Re:Why no Foundation? by uradu · · Score: 2

      > Perhaps "Foundation" is waiting for Peter Jackson to finish with the LOTR series

      Hear, hear, just in case he's reading Slashdot.

    14. Re:Why no Foundation? by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      I think it does not make sence to make Foundation series into a movie without making all of the I Robot and The Caves of Steel into movies first.

      Asimov tied together many of his books, essentially I believe all of his books are just chapters of a large book that he was developing in his head throughout his entire life. It is logical to start making movies from his books in the same order, in which they were written.

    15. Re:Why no Foundation? by HiThere · · Score: 2

      The chapters of Foundation were originally published as separate short stories in Astounding Science Fiction during the 1940's. (It later transmuted into Analog.)

      P.S.: There may be some exceptions, but I doubt it. I know I've seen "Boots and Saddle" as a separate short story in a collection. And it listed the original Astounding publication.

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    16. Re:Why no Foundation? by dswensen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      http://www.corona.bc.ca/films/details/foundation.h tml

      Foundation

      Genre: Science Fiction.

      Studio: 20th Century Fox.
      Production Company: Unknown.

      Project Phase: Development Hell.

      Who's In It: Unknown.

      Who's Making It: Shekhar Kapur (Director); Dennis Feldman (Screenwriter); Vince Gerardis, Shekhar Kapur (Producers); Ralph Vicinanza (Executive Producer); based upon the Issac Asimov novel Foundation.

      Premise: In the distant future, psychohistorian Hari Seldon proves that Humanity will fall back into barbarism throughout the galaxy. He creates a new field of science - psychohistory - to try and save some remnants for the survivors of the coming apocalypse.

      Release Date: Unknown.

      Comments: Asimov's Foundation series of books has been hailed as one of the classics of science fiction. The scope of the book is immense, and it deals with intangible and titanic mechanisms that shape human thought. Adapting it faithfully to the screen is a hard enough task; pulling off and delivering the philosophical richness of the book to movie-goers is going to be a tough job to do.

      Back in 1994, TriStar Pictures purchased the movie rights and was trying to develop the property with a French director. The project remained stalled for close to two years until the rights were sold to New Line Cinema in February 1996, and screenwriter Dennis Feldman (Species) hired to work on a screenplay. Feldman has said that he will try and contain as much as the book into the screenplay and remain faithful to Asimov's vision.

      Rumors: Unknown.

      Scoop Feedback:

      August 31, 1998... At one point a couple of years ago this project was on the start of development; now more than a year has passed and no official word has been heard about the hoped-for film version of Asimov's Foundation. Even though hardly any development has occured with this project, we've been scooped a tiny amount of news over the course of the last six weeks.

      In mid-July an anonymous scooper wrote that the Dennis Feldman script had been officially dropped and the project had been placed in turnaround by New Line. Then, two weeks later we were told by another anonymous writer that Atlas Entertainment and the "producer of Twelve Monkeys" were looking for a new writer and hoping to set up the project at another studio shortly.

      Another week passed and we heard some more news. The producer that the earlier (same?) scooper alluded to was revealed to be Charles Roven, who apparently also runs Atlas Entertainment. [All scoops submitted anonymously.]

      Then, three days ago, another scoop. Another mention of Feldman's script being junked and the project being placed in turnaround -- but this time another mention of Atlas' attempts to breathe cinematic life into Foundation. "ATLAS is having trouble finding another studio who will take it on, mostly because everyone in town has already tried and failed to make it at some point in the past." [Sent in by 'HotDogger'.]

      Will Asimov's grand tale reach theaters one day? Perhaps. It can only help this project when the revolutionary advances to special visual effects by computer generated imagery continues on unabated. As well, when other legendary novels are greenlighted that require such grand-scale FX, the chances of a Foundation film continue to grow. With the recent announcement that J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings is set to be developed as three major features, and with the commitment from such as director as Peter Jackson who's passionate about the original material, perhaps Atlas will find the right studio and director who can also see the scope and vision of adapting Asimov's classic SF tale for the silver screen.

      January 7, 1999... All we were told was "Expect ATLAS to have this project running at a major studio by the summer." That's it. [Anonymous.]

      June 27, 2000... Faaascinating. Variety published a roundup of Asimov properties, and they stated that this project is over at Fox for Shekhar Kapur to direct. Kapur proclaims himself a big fan of Asimov since he was a kid, and the article says "Kapur turns the evil conqueror into an antihero who fights his own destiny to become 'a prophet of love.'" [Originally appeared in Variety; reported by Widgett and Steve Van Loon.]

      October 1, 2000... Gary discovered that the URL www.foundationmovie.com is currently a redirector to Foxmovies.com. So we wondered...what other domains from the Foundation series have Fox nabbed? Well, we poked around a bit in WHOIS and discovered that domains for the first, second, fifth and sixth Foundation novels have been grabbed. That means that www.preludetofoundation.com, www.foundationsedge.com and www.foundationandearth.com are all redirecting back to Fox. Curiously, the third and fourth books in the series, Foundation and Empire and Second Foundation were still available. Which makes us wonder, does Fox not have the rights to them? Because otherwise, why wouldn't they have grabbed them back in April and May of this year when they did the others? Curious. [Thanks to Gary J. Harris for making us wonder.]

      For those Asimov fans that are more knowledgeable than we, we left out Forward to Foundation since it was the last published and not in Asimov's own listing of the series. We also left out the "Second Foundation Trilogy," which was written by other authors at the request of the Asimov estate. But suffice to say, those URL's are not taken either. For more info on this, do what we did and check out the righteous Asimov FAQ.

      November 26, 2002... "After a disastrous first draft and the poor performance of Kapur's FOUR FEATHERS, the fate of this film is resting on the edge of a knife," writes 'The Fox', a fellow who seems to know what he's talking about. "But a new treatment has been written that has finally gotten things right. Let's hope Solaris does well so that Fox does not have another reason to shelve intelligent sci-fi."

      The only problem with our latest scoop is that The Fox neglected to tell us who wrote the latest draft of Foundation. Write back! [Scoop sent in by 'The Fox'.]

    17. Re:Why no Foundation? by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Informative
      The first three books (in meatspace chronological order) Foundation, Foundation and Empire, and Second Foundation were originally published as serials in science fiction magazines. Foundation consists of four short stories; the other two books contain two longer stories each. In 1966, this original Foundation Trilogy edged out LOTR to win the Hugo for Best Novel Series. Deserved or not, this honour has never been awarded to another series before or since.

      Later books, including Foundation's Edge, Foundation and Earth, and the two prequels Prelude to Foundation and Forward the Foundation were published as complete novels, with a single story in each.

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    18. Re:Why no Foundation? by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      With Ender's Game, the issue is the number of capable child actors needed for the film.

      "I see dead people...uh, I mean, buggers. I see buggers. Damn. Cut!"

      Seriously, the other problem with Ender's Game is that the children need to age several years during the course of the story. Adults are easy to age--add some grey hair, a few wrinkles--or stop hiding the wrinkles that they have. Making kids taller and older is much harder, though it can be done--LOTR has the same problem but backwards in dealing with Hobbits...

      The other difficulty arises because a lot of the important stuff in the movie happens in zero gee. It's really expensive and quite difficult to have armies facing off in zero g without looking really stupid. OTOH, a good rendition of the Battle Room would by itself be worth the price of admission to such a movie.

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    19. Re:Why no Foundation? by uradu · · Score: 2

      > Depends on how you define 'short series'.

      You didn't originally say series, you said stories. Just about any novel can be published as a series in a paper or magazine (which was indeed very popular at that time), but that doesn't make it a collection of short stories.

    20. Re:Why no Foundation? by dollargonzo · · Score: 2

      ironically, Asimov does not like his foundation books as much as the robot series, as he explicitly states in an introduction to one of his new books, "robot visions."

      so, naturally, the robot books should all be done first

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    21. Re:Why no Foundation? by Dan+D. · · Score: 2
      Let's hope Solaris does well so that Fox does not have another reason to shelve intelligent sci-fi.

      ... Damn.

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  11. Mis-casting? by cstrommen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is it just me or does Will Smith seem like a very bad choice for this film?

    I'm a big Asimov fan (robot/foundation series), but I really can't see Will Smith playing in this. Even in his most serious films (have not seen Ali yet, so I don't know about that one) he's often playing a comic character, and this doesn't exactly fit in the "I Robot" story.

    Anybody else that have read the book(s) that like to comment on this?

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    1. Re:Mis-casting? by benwb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One film that you should see before you make any judgements about Will Smith's range: Six Degrees of Seperation. He was absolutely amazing in it, and definitely not comic relief.

    2. Re:Mis-casting? by Amoeba · · Score: 5, Informative
      Is it just me or does Will Smith seem like a very bad choice for this film?


      I'm not so certain. Smith can act in serious roles, it's just that he's more well known for his comedic characters. My initial thought was Will Smith was a bad choice until I hit IMDB to satisfy the voice in my head that said he's never done a serious role well. Where the Day Takes You was a strong non-comedy role of Smith's. Great friggin movie. And though I didn't like Ali much he did a credible job of portraying one of the most well-known sports figures in history.


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    3. Re:Mis-casting? by the+gnat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree. I like Smith, but the ideal actor for this role would be "impassive" (I think that's the word) without being wooden. Smith is too light and breezy. I would have expected someone like Denzel, perhaps; I imagine Tim Robbins could pull it off as well. Maybe Ethan Hawke. They'd also have to look very "ordinary"- good looking, but could have come off an assembly line.

      The other problem is that Smith is too babyfaced. I thought the main character faked aging to masquerade as a human, so the actor would need to do an Orson Welles-in-Citizen-Kane transformation. Not too many people could pull that off- and you'd probably have to have a relatively young actor do it too. I just don't think Smith would be credible as an older man.

      This is sort of like getting Joe Pesci to play the role of Julius Caesar.

    4. Re:Mis-casting? by brassman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Silly question, perhaps, but are we all just assuming that Smith is being cast as R. Daneel Olivaw? He could be playing Lije Bailey, who IS the viewpoint character (or "star"), after all.

      If you think of Daneel as Spock, yeah, he's the charismatic breakout character -- but it's Bailey who is supposed to be Kirk!

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    5. Re:Mis-casting? by squiggleslash · · Score: 2
      R. Daneel Olivaw and Lije Bailey appear in the robot series novels, starting from The Caves of Steel. I, Robot is a collection of short stories in which neither appear (although an early character-prototype appears for Olivaw in the shape of a robotic politician)

      Funny thing though is that, if I read the write-up correctly, it looks like they're going for a Robot Series Novel type thing (a detective story) rather than any of the stories in I, Robot.

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    6. Re:Mis-casting? by mbourgon · · Score: 2

      I like Smith, but the ideal actor for this role would be "impassive" (I think that's the word) without being wooden.

      Hmmm... the scary part is that I just realized who could probably pull it off - Kevin Kline. Of course, back to the last movie those two were in together: Wild Wild West (where Kline was the only watchable part of the movie)

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    7. Re:Mis-casting? by the+gnat · · Score: 2

      In the screenplay, the focus is on a robot politician which another poster mentioned- Susan Calvin is the main character, but not the title character. I think it starts with his "death", but it's been a while since I've read it. Ellison worked together pieces from a bunch of these stories to form a coherent narrative.

    8. Re:Mis-casting? by uradu · · Score: 2

      > Spielberg, who seems to like sci-fi, but can't help tossing in toys, gimmicks

      And kids. Too goddamn many cutsey kids with big gleaming eyes and squeaky voices. I watched the second episode of Taken last night, and while it's not too bad, I almost had to hurt something when I heard the voice of the narrator. My GOD, who in their sensible mind would consider that sort of sound desireable???

  12. Hmmmm... maybe.... by donnacha · · Score: 2

    Smith can be entertaining to watch but I just can't imagine his hyperactive persona portraying a robot with any of the dignity Asimov ascribed to them.

    Certainly, I can't see him matching Haley Joel Osment's performance in AI.

    The article mentions that the film adaption is going to basically be a murder mystery, I just hope that Smith is going to play the cop/private dick/whatever rather than one of Asimov's real stars.

    1. Re:Hmmmm... maybe.... by flikx · · Score: 2

      Haley Joel Osment was not performing in AI. Haley Joel Osment is a robot. Hasn't anyone noticed that he hasn't aged in the past ten years??

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  13. Shooting Will Smith? by russx2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shooting starts April 2003? Not soon enough! But seriously, I loved the original stories and for all Will Smith is annoying, I think he could pull of the detective roll pretty well.

    The inevitable chart song, however, seems a different story...

    1. Re:Shooting Will Smith? by sporty · · Score: 2

      Then maybe they should take your first sentence a little more literal and just shoot him :)

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  14. Dichotomy by mbourgon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Plus: Alex Proyas (Dark City, The Crow)
    Minus: Will Smith

    Plus: Asimov premise
    Minus: Hollywood adaptation

    Plus: Will Smith as a robot wouldn't strain his acting ability
    Minus: Smith might play the human

    Plus: clever ideas, cool story
    Minus: probably will be shot as a scifi/comedy

    This could be interesting. For the love of god, though, don't let Will Smith play his "normal" character (remember Wild Wild West? That was supposed to be Jim West?). Give him someone else to play - we know he can act, even if he chooses not to.

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    1. Re:Dichotomy by scrow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Plus: Proyas
      Never underestimate the directors ability to bring out good performances.

      Evidence: Keanu Reeves in The Matrix
      We all know that could have been a large ouch. :)

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    2. Re:Dichotomy by InfoVore · · Score: 2
      You missed one-

      Plus: They are making it.
      Minus: They are not using Harlon Ellison's script that Asimov approved.

      You can buy an illustrated copy of Ellison's script on Amazon, etc. It is an interesting adaptation of some of the stories in the book. Ellison did a great job of picking, adapting, and threading the stories together. Ellison emphasised the main themes to built a really solid story. He created a story that ties the others together; one that twists and turns and leaves you with a very poinient ending. Basically, Ellison recognized that Susan Calvin was the tragic heart and soul of the I, Robot stories.

      I can't say much more without revealing his plot. I can give you a hint though: Ellison realised that Susan Calvin must be the little girl in the story "Robbie". Combine that together with a couple of other stories, especially "Liar, Liar" and you can see how Calvin's tragic story parallels the story of the rise (and fall) of the robots.

      Excellent stuff. Highly recommended. Its a shame they aren't making it.

      I.V.

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    3. Re:Dichotomy by luugi · · Score: 2

      What's wrong with Will Smith having a part in the movie? He's a great actor. Him being on the project doesn't mean that it's going to be a comedy. He's a great actor with a lot of charisma. He did extremely well in Aly.

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  15. I Robot? Wrong book by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Informative

    from the article: The movie is a futuristic thriller in which a detective investigates a crime that might have been perpetrated by a robot, even though that seems an impossibility given those three prevailing rules.

    Doesn't this sound more like Caves of Steel?

    Interestingly, Caves of Steel has been made into a TV movie before

  16. Well, at least... by Aanallein · · Score: 2

    At least it's better than Robin Williams, who made me singlehandedly not watch Bicentennial Man, no matter how much of an Asimov fan I am.
    I still think this is going to suck, but at least I might watch this one...

  17. Will Smith? by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting
    "... Being a huge Asimov fan I have not made up my mind if this is a good or bad thing. "

    Man. I understand your mixed feelings on this one. It's like being a Judge Dredd fan and wathing Stallone unmask and otherwise butcher a legend. Considering Smith's recent work, I have the feeling I must miss this one, as I just can't see him doing a good serious acting job. Can anyone vouch a good bit of dramatic work he's actually done? Seems like a blunder in the making.

    Now Wil Wheaton, that's another story ;-)

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  18. Speaking of the 3 laws of robotics. by AltGrendel · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I liked the story of Asimov and Clark attending the opening to 2001.

    As HAL is killing the astronauts

    Asimov: "They're violating the three laws of robotics!"

    Clark: "So strike them down with lightning, Issac."

    Kind of tells you something about the two of them, doesn't it?

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    1. Re:Speaking of the 3 laws of robotics. by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Asimov seemed to think that robotics/AI could lead to a purer form of humanity. Clarke knew that AI was fundamentally flawed since it was a human creation. I like the spirit of the first, but the second is true as of right now.

    2. Re:Speaking of the 3 laws of robotics. by Reziac · · Score: 2

      From an ancient interview with A.C. Clarke:

      Q: Who is your authority for that statement?
      Clarke: *I* am.

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  19. Smith not a robot by jpatokal · · Score: 2
    Smith can be entertaining to watch but I just can't imagine his hyperactive persona portraying a robot with any of the dignity Asimov ascribed to them.

    The article doesn't say what role Smith will be playing, but it says the plot will revolve around a detective investigating a murder. The robots in I, Robot aren't humaniform, so odds are Smith will be playing the detective.

    Cheers,
    -j.

    1. Re:Smith not a robot by jgerman · · Score: 2
      Hmmm, that sounds more like the plot to Robots of Dawn to me. Wonder what the likelihood is that, as someone mentioned above, HW is attempting to cash in on the Asimov name by 1) writing a new movie 2) using a popular sci fi book as it's "source" and most importantly 3) being the total fuck up retards that they are, coming up with a plot that has allready been done in another book by the same author?


      I really have difficulty seeing Will Smith fit into any Asimov world. I swear to god, if I hear the word yo, or jiggy, or he raps a song for the soundtrack I'll lose my mind. That's all well and good for MIB, but I really don't need to see his hip hop style applied to Asimov.

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  20. Which robot? by Luke-Jr · · Score: 3, Informative

    Which robot is Will Smith playing? If I remember, there is at least 9 different main robots in `I, Robot', one for each story: Bobbie, Reason, Liar!, Runaround, Catch That Rabbit, Escape, Evidence, Little Lost Robot, and The Evitable Conflict...

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    1. Re:Which robot? by jdh28 · · Score: 2
      -- The # of the Beast is 666 in octal, not decimal.

      438?

    2. Re:Which robot? by perlyking · · Score: 2

      The answer is.. it doesnt matter because it will just be the usual hollywood fodder very tenuously based on a real story. There will be a romantic interest and a car chase. Will Smith will have a few catchphrases to say.

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    3. Re:Which robot? by fenix+down · · Score: 2
      Why is everybody assuming he's playing a robot? If he's the star I'd guess he's the detective. I haven't read the book in a decade, but what I remember was robots having moral dilemas while hiding behind dumpsters and then a detective doing all kinds of detecting and driving flying cars.

      I'd expect the robots would be special effects, so they'd be, you know, robot looking. The robots aren't THAT humanoid, so far as I remember. They're wierd enough to get recognized from aways off anyway.

      The detective does all kinds of cool stuff and fits Will's typecast a hell of a lot better than a robot.

    4. Re:Which robot? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2

      It's been a long time since I read it, but I think in "Runaround" the robot had a malfunction that caused it to stagger around, spouting Gilbert & Sullivan. Maybe Will can play that one.

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  21. The script was already there by EkiM+in+De · · Score: 5, Informative
    I doubt that this is going to be a reasonably faithful adaptation from the book we all know and love:
    The project originated as "Hardwired," a futuristic script by Jeff Vintar that was amalgamated with elements of "I, Robot" when Fox bought rights to Asimov's landmark book.

    Basically Fox bought the rights, transplanted the name onto an existing script and then added a few elements from the book to avoid rejection. Either that or the script was a complete rip-off of the book anyway that they just brought in a few elements that were missing....

    Only time and release schedules will tell.
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    1. Re:The script was already there by ajs · · Score: 2

      And the worst part of that? Harlan Ellison has already written an excellent screenplay for I, Robot, which you can buy in book form.

    2. Re:The script was already there by McSpew · · Score: 2

      And don't forget that in Hollywood, script re-writes can get ridiculous. Does anybody remember that Beverly Hills Cop was originally offered to Sylvester Stallone? He decided to make some changes to the script. By the time he was done, his movie bore no resemblance to the original script, so the producers took their story elsewhere while Stallone continued to work his script until he came up with Cobra.

      The problem with converting great stories to great movies is that the things that make books or short stories great are different from the things that make movies great. Usually, a successful adaptation either leaves a lot out or is based on a short story. Anything longer needs to be edited down to a manageable length, even if you're going to turn it into a miniseries.

  22. 3 words by docbrown42 · · Score: 2

    "Wild, Wild West"

    Wil Smith totally ruined that movie. I hope he doesn't ruin this one (but I'm not holding my breath).

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    1. Re:3 words by docbrown42 · · Score: 2

      Yes. Kevin Kline wasn't too bad, but I agree that the plot needed some work.

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  23. Not using Ellison's script? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They're not using Harlan Ellison's script. So I expect that this will suck rocks.

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    1. Re:Not using Ellison's script? by gripdamage · · Score: 2

      I remember reading Ellison's screenplay and thinking: here's a movie that would have amazing special effects and is a great story.

      So is Hollywood going to use it? Of course not!

  24. Didn't we have this debate before? by LittleGuy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Back in 1989, when Michael Keaton was cast for Tim Burton's Batman? And after the franchise has run its course, Keaton is arguably the best of the "Dark Knight" movie versions.

    Will Smith has done great drama like "Six Degrees of Separation" (and tried again in "The Legend of Bagger Vance"), so I recognize the potential.

    Will Smith will not make or break the movie on his own. Alex Proyas gives me high hopes, and it's still up in the air who will co-star (Joanne Woodward was envisioned when Ellison wrote his version of the screenplay).

    Also:
    The project originated as "Hardwired," a futuristic script by Jeff Vintar that was amalgamated with elements of "I, Robot" when Fox bought rights to Asimov's landmark book. Subsequent drafts of the script have been done by Hillary Seitz ("Insomnia") and Oscar-winning "A Beautiful Mind" scribe Akiva Goldsman, who wrote the last draft and is expected to be a prevailing presence on the picture.

    This script has much parentage, and whether it meshes together as something worthwhile is still a big question.

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    1. Re:Didn't we have this debate before? by ianscot · · Score: 2
      And after the franchise has run its course, Keaton is arguably the best of the "Dark Knight" movie versions.

      In other news, I've recently been declared the tallest short person in the world.

      For all the hype at the time, all those Batman movies were incoherent and dreary. Quick -- give me three memorable lines or situations from that first Batman. I can think of one line, and then I'm stuck on the dreadful dead pause with the Prince video/parade forty-hour sequence. Memorable 'cause it was so squalid, maybe...

      Spielberg won't blow it in quite that way, or that's not his M.O. anyway. But I'll take the WB cartoons for Batman, thanks, and for this particular movie -- or Foundations, or Harry Potter -- I'd take a well-done miniseries from the BBC, on a shoestring budget with stage actors and a decent script, over Hollywood any day. (Except the day the next LOTR comes out, I mean.)

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  25. Actually by Apreche · · Score: 2

    There has been a screenplay for a movie of I. Robot around for a long time. I've owned it for at least 5 years, the book is at my home (I'm in college) or I'd tell you who published it and what not. I'm sure you can find it on Amazon. But after reading it I can assure you that if the movie they are making follows that screenplay you are in for a high quality movie.

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    1. Re:Actually by gripdamage · · Score: 2

      That's undoubtedly Harlan Ellison's script you have and they aren't using it: which is just one of the clues that the production team doesn't have a clue. A script of that caliber is available, but they aren't using it.

    2. Re:actually by seizer · · Score: 2

      For what it's worth, I'm a mild Asimov fan, thanks. My point stands: that of all the interesting themes they could have picked, which *still would have sold the movie*, they opt for the dead-easy and dead-boring world takeover strategy.

  26. Whoring by His+name+cannot+be+s · · Score: 3, Informative

    Scoop Feedback:

    December 8, 1998... We heard of the title and the gist of the story before, but with the script stuck in turnaround there was nothing to report on. Then this email rolled onto our hard drive:

    "20th Century Fox just picked this script up in turnaround from Walt Disney. It's an old-fashioned murder mystery, really, sort of like an Agatha Christie, I guess. Except that all of the suspects in the murder are artificial intelligences of varying degrees of intelligence. A pretty dog-gone cool idea. Bryan Singer was attached to direct at Disney, with Laurence Mark producing, although that may change now. Still, a cool project resurrected by Fox, from a spec script sale by Jeff Vintar from a few years back. Might be worth keeping an eye on?"

    If Fox has picked up the project then things might warm up a bit. We'll keep our ears open for anything. [Scooped by anonymous.]
    February 9, 1999... Last Friday we were told that the week before director Alex Proyas (Dark City, The Crow) had been on the Twentieth Century Fox lot "talking about doing a sci-fi project for Fox, something about computers, I don't know which project, but it looks like he's signing on," our scooper told us.

    The next day we were then hailed by one of our known contacts that indeed Proyas had been shuttling around the Fox lot because he was signing the contract to direct Hardwired. Andrew Mason and Laurence Mark are the producers. We've no idea if Proyas is shooting with Vintar's present script or a rewrite. Fox is expected to make the Hardwired announcement soon...but now you have something to talk about at the water cooler. [Two anonymous sources will receive Valentine's Day cards from us.]

    February 18, 1999... A reader's review of the Vintar script has arrived in our Inbox...

    "I was very excited to read your latest scoop regarding Alex Proyas signing on to direct Hard Wired. This script has been sitting on my desk for over a year now, and it's one of the best original sci-fi screenplays I've read -- it baffles me that it's taken so long for it to move up the production chain.

    "Basically, Hard Wired is a futuristic murder mystery that reads a lot like a stage play - only a handful of principal characters, and the whole story takes place in just a few rooms inside the same building (although it could never actually be a play because some of the visuals are just too far out). The story surrounds the murder of a renowned research scientist where the prime suspects are a robot and an AI computer. Or maybe it was a suicide. Who knows? A detective from the FBI's AI division is assigned to investigate, and a very convoluted and clever mystery unfolds. All they need to do is change the name of the main character (FBI agent Del Spooner - yuk) and they'll have a winner on their hands. I hope this one makes it onto the screen just as it is on the page, because it's a terrific screenplay. Geeks everywhere should wish this one luck..."

    [Script review tendered by 'Agent 4125'.]

    March 30, 1999... One of our name-withheld sources gave us a quick update as to why we haven't heard any announcement that Alex Proyas would be the film's new director: "Bryan Singer does not want to give up his contractual right to follow this project from its turnaround at Disney to Fox. Lots of embarrassed faces all around--and disappointed ones--now that Fox is unable to pursue the film immediately with Proyas. A terrific project falls back into limbo for the indefinite future...." [Anonymous.]

    February 2, 2000... We were wondering if we'd ever find out what happened to Proyas' involvement with Hardwired...and our scooper's returned to tell us the latest:

    "Alex Proyas is in Los Angeles shooting a short project, and also meeting with executives on Hardwired, which is expected be his next film. Work on the final shooting script begins in February."

    [Credit anonymous.]

    March 8, 2000... Here's the scoop from a new face we haven't seen before, 'The Robot Fighter':

    "Fox is sending Vintar to Australia to work on a production polish of Hardwired with Alex Proyas. Hopes are high that this will go before the cameras soon. Fans of this sceenplay should be pleased!

    "By the way, the new producer on deck is Christopher Dow, replacing Andrew Mason, who no longer works with Mr. Proyas. That is in addition to Laurence Mark, who had this project set up once at Disney."

    [Like we said, 'The Robot Fighter' is the guy who sent this one in.]

    May 22, 2000... Okay, it's a bit odd, but Fox Foxey wants to tell you where they are with this one. The Vintar bit we knew about, but the second half of this--the part dealing with Asimov--is kinda wild. See for yourself:

    "I understand that Vintar will be writing a second draft (the first being his original spec) this summer, and that Fox and Proyas would like to film by the end of the year, or early in 2001. It depends in part on whether or not Proyas and company can whip their Masque of the Red Death script into shape, which Proyas was supposed to direct first, with Hardwired coming right after.

    "Another wrinkle is that Fox is negotiating for the rights to the title I, Robot in the hope of producing a series of robot films.

    "The studio feels that the Hardwired spec makes for a far better film story than an adaptation of the Asimov stories would be, and is planning to rename this project I, Robot, and I guess insert Susan Calvin and other Asimov elements into the script! So this would be the first film in the I, Robot series, which would presumably begin to adapt the actual Asimov stories in the first sequel. Sort of weird, but....

    "If you read the spec, which was sold way back in 1995 to Hollywood Pictures with Bryan Singer originally attached to direct, you know this isn't really a bad idea. Or at least, the story is intelligent and cool enough that you could see it happening.

    "But if Fox doesn't get the Asimov rights, expect it to go ahead under its original title.... Anyways, this could be a big tent pole pic! Either way, the robots are coming in 2001, first in A.I., and then in Hardwired!"

    Okay, that's a little strange. But we posted it here because that's how Lawnmower Man got made, so we know that Hollywood has such strangeness in them. There is precedent. [Fox Foxey did it.]

    July 20, 2000... One of our faithful regulars sent word to us that Davis Entertainment is now coming aboard to help speed along this project. Word from our man is that Davis will be bringing the rights from an unmentioned Isacc Asimov property (Robots of Dawn, perhaps?)

    The complete list of cast, as sent to us by our source:

    Director: Alex Proyas

    Writer: Jeff Vintar, based on his spec script, Hardwired; with characters & concepts from the short story collection by Isaac Asimov

    Producers: Topher Dow, Mystery Clock Cinema;
    Laurence Mark, Laurence Mark Productions;
    John Davis, Davis Entertainment

    Exec producer: Wyck Godfrey, Davis Entertainment

    Fox execs: Peter Rice, Emma Watts

    And it's supposed to be the first in a proposed series of robot films!

    [Scooped by our anonymous friend.]

    October 28, 2000... Our anonymous friend returns. And after all this talk, when we contacted other sources close to the production they merely said, "News coming soon." Here's sooner than soon.

    "The producer deals are now done. Hardwired has now officially become the first film in Fox's proposed I, Robot film series, serving as a sort of prequel to the stories we know...A draft by Jeff Vintar should be in by the end of the year, based on the Hardwired spec script by Vintar, with some characters and concepts from the I, Robot short stories [I assume Susan Calvin and the Three Laws, but I don't know for sure]. Proyas will probably direct this as his next big studio feature. He is filming a small Australian comedy right now, something about a rock band, and I, Robot will probably be his next one, filming late in 2001 [no way they could make it before the proposed strikes, so I have to assume it will fall into the schedule soon after]. An interesting project to say the least with that popular spec [Bryan Singer was attached to make it for Hollywood Pictures before they went belly up], and of course the great Asimov properties, and with Alex Proyas!"

    [Our anonymous friend strikes again.]

    September 18, 2001... A robotic squirrel ran onto our ledge today and then proceeded to tell us the following:

    "This film is very close to a greenlight now on Vintar's third draft. Proyas directing. I hear that Will Smith is considering signing on to play the male lead Detective. No word yet as to who might play Asimov's Doctor Calvin. The script is being guarded better than Fort Knox, but they say that it is true to both the original spec script while also being a cool intro to the 'I, Robot' world, and has a shot at being the best A.I. film ever made. [Not that this would be too hard after Bicentennial Man and A.I.!] Anyway, it all sounds hopeful. Producers on the project are Laurence Mark and John Davis. Expect this to film at Fox's Australia studios next spring!"

    [We gave the chittering 'FoxMania' a couple of nuts, then he dashed away into the trees.]

    Laurence Mark and John Davis are indeed producers working on the script, so that part of our furry friend's message checks out.

    February 14, 2002... Our next scooper has been proven to be 100% legitimate. The last time they contacted CA, it was to tell us that Charlie's Angels director McG had been hired to helm Superman 5. That was in October 2001, and today the official announcement finally appeared in the industry trade magazine Variety. Need we say more about our scooper's credentials?

    Today we'll spill what new information they've told us. Considering where this information comes from, we think it tells you precisely what's going on right now with the Hardwired movie project...and who might be cast as the movie's leading man.

    "This film is getting ready to roll this fall at the Fox Sydney studies under the direction of Alex Proyas. Tentative start date is September. The studio is going out to cast soon, and you can expect them to start at the top, Tom Cruise, Russell Crowe, etc. The script is being guarded tightly, but those who have read it say it is just fantastic, and wonder if such a script can really make it through the studio without being dumbed down. Not an adaptation of any one Asimov story, based on an original script, but one that serves as a prequel and an introduction to Susan Calvin and the 'I, Robot' world. Design work on that world and the robots has already begun down under. Look for this at Christmas time, 2003. Remember you heard it from..."

    [...our anonymous friend. And we thank you again, sir.]

    February 19, 2002... While being interviewed by Moviehole, director Alex Proyas seemed to confirm what our inside sources have been telling us this past year. "[Hardwired] will probably be my next movie and we are hoping to start shooting before the end of this year," Proyas told the website. "The project is actually called I Robot and is based on the stories of Isaac Asimov. It's a murder mystery where the main suspect is an extremely advanced robot."

    [Thanks to Clint at Moviehole.]

    April 29, 2002... Don't blame the messenger; we're just telling you what we ourselves were told:

    "Fox took a great script and gave it to the two geniuses responsible for last summer's Planet of the Apes disaster, Larry Rosenthal and Mark Konner. You can guess what happened. Everyone who read the original was thrilled. Anyone who reads this one is going to battle their gag reflex. Let's hope somebody in charge comes to their d--n senses, or this is going to be yet another piece a shit. Oh wait what I saying? This is Fox. The movie never had a chance...." [This timebomb left behind by 'Doom Patrol'.]

    August 16, 2002... A new scooper tells us that a new production office has been set up at Fox Studios Australia for the next Alex Proyas project. "It's marked as I ROBOT and has car spaces for Antoine Simkine, Liz Keogh and Alex Proyas," writes our pal. "Looks very promising for I ROBOT kicking off in the near future." [That's the news from Kelvin.]

    November 26, 2002... We've been doing this for a few years, so we've managed to forge relationships with some Hollywood insiders; people who know about this film stuff before we do, people we trust because what they've told us before has come to pass. People like our next scooper.

    "Everyone in town knows Will Smith has been dancing around this project--once again--for weeks now," writes our red friend. "He'll have to make his final decision soon, as the project is still gearing up for a spring start." So how long with Fox let Smith go before he has to make that final decision?

    [Name withheld.]

    December 2, 2002... We've been getting scoops from Hollywood and Australian insiders about this project for a couple of years, but today we heard a bit of news from a Vancouver spy about Alex Proyas' I Robot project. According to our source the project has quietly moved into development and is looking around Vancouver for "things". Whether that means the film is seeking studio space and will shoot partly in Canada remains unclear. Still, our man on the inside tells us that the buzz is that it's shaping up to be planned for a summer release..."Which summer I dont know."

    [Anonymous.]

    December 3, 2002... Another one of our anonymous insiders (this time it's a different fellow) tells us that the word is I Robot is being targeted for a summer 2004 release with a spring 2003 start of production. [Name withheld too.]

    December 4, 2002... It was more than a year ago we first told you that Will Smith was one of the leading candidates for starring in I, Robot. As recently as last month, another of our inside connections told us that time was growing short for Smith and he would have to make a decision about starring in the film or moving on to some other project. Finally we can report that today we have proof that our inside connections were indeed 100% correct.

    In today's issues of Variety and The Hollywood Reporter, both magazines report that Will Smith is in talks to play the lead in I, Robot with Alex Proyas attached to direct. And also reported in the trades is what we told you about yesterday, that production is scheduled to commence in spring 2003. [Sources: Variety, Hollywood Reporter.]

    The dual stories in Reporter and Variety could very well be an attempt by someone -- whether it's the studio, a producer, whomever -- to drum up buzz and get Smith to commit to the project. That very well might happen now.

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  27. A Viewpoint by boris_the_hacker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I dont really read Asimov and therefore couldn't really call myself a fan. I also havent read the book.So I wont make a comment.

    But I do wish to comment on Will Smith. Personally I really like him as an actor. In MIB he was funny. In Enemy Of The State and Ali he played non comic characters in non comic films and pulled it off. Both those films where good [imho] and in Ali he did a great job. I am looking forward to seeing Will Smith on screen again to see how he does again.

    So, yes, the point, please dont slate Will Smith before you have seen him in these two [more] serious films as he isn't such a bad actor and may just suprise you.

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  28. Short Stories? by renderhead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm surprised that more people haven't pointed this out, but isn't I, Robot a collection of short stories, some of which are set decades apart from one another? I can't imagine this being a good thing(TM) for the book's reputation, since anyone reading the book because of the movie will be surprised to find that the two are nothing alike. I just hope that they leave Bradbury's The Martian Chronicles alone. Someone produced a terrible miniseries from it years ago, and I can only imagine how bad a condensed, 2-hour version would be.

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    1. Re:Short Stories? by Xpilot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not only that, but they also mostly unrelated in terms of plotline. Besides the recurring characters, each episode deals with a different theme and crisis. It's better to be made into a mini series or something.

      Are they going to change the name of US Robots and Mechanical Men Corp to "North American Robotics" again as in "The Bicentennial Man" movie (which is ironic; the reason for the name change is so that it wouldn't infringe on US Robotics, but US Robotics got its name from Asimov's stories!).

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  29. actually by seizer · · Score: 2

    There seems to be a quite strong resemblance to Little Lost Robot, in which a first law modification allows a robot to not intervene, when a human is at risk.

    The movie is a futuristic thriller in which a detective investigates a crime that might have been perpetrated by a robot, even though that seems an impossibility given those three prevailing rules.

    Unfortunately it immediately degenerates into predictable tripe:

    "The big idea here is that if the robots have found a way to violate the laws, there is nothing to stop them from taking over, because the human race is so dependent on robots and automation"

    "Nothing" to stop them taking over? Nothing except Will Smith, of course. D'oh!

  30. Fourth Law? by tomzyk · · Score: 2

    Wasn't there a fourth law (in later books?) saying something to the effect that a robot cannot create and/or (re-)program another robot? Or maybe that was just something I discussed with my geek friends 10 years ago and didn't actually read it. (memory fails after so many years of college and alcohol.)

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    1. Re:Fourth Law? by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      I don't remember a "fourth" law, but I do remember the nonsense about the "zeroeth" law in Robots and Empire. Asimov should have left that series alone after Robots of Dawn.

  31. Robot as ferengi by joelwest · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldnt it be great if instead of the Laws of robotics they programmed robots with the rules of aquisition?

    Oh wait.. that's Hollywood isn't it?

  32. Alex Proyas by Nept · · Score: 2

    dude... I don't see how you can complain. Alex Proyas would be perfect for this kind of sci-fi movie. My first choice would be Ridley Scott (Blade runner, Alien) but Proyas will do a good job as well.
    I'm a little surprised with Will Smith, but he's a versatile actor and probably looking for a new script that has a high potential for sequels. I imagine if Proyas shoots even a moderately successful sci-fi flick, some of the other robot movies will go into the works as well.

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  33. It's Not the Ellison Script by Ranger · · Score: 2, Informative

    Those bastards aren't going to use Harlan Ellison's screenplay. So don't bother. I'm not surprised. Will Smith's version should be better than the execrable adaptation of Nightfall whose only dubious distinction is that it was filmed at Arcosanti, but it probably won't be better than Robin William's super-schmaltzy Bicentennial Man.

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  34. It's got to be good. by techstar25 · · Score: 2

    Remember Dark City? This guy has a skill for making dark sci-fi. Yeah, it will be good.

  35. Spinning faster and faster by perlyking · · Score: 2

    Someone must have figured that even after Robin Williams in Bicentennial Man, Asmiov wasn't spinning quite fast enough in his grave.

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  36. Brent Spiner & Other thoughts by musterion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They should have considered Brent Spinner (sp?) for this, as he as thought through the nuances (I really hate that word but it fits her) of playing a non-human.

    Is it really I, Robot, or is it Caves of Steel, etc that they are doing.

    If you want semi-pornographic Science Fiction, why not more Robert Heinlein ??

    I will not watch movie with Robin Williams in the if I can help it.

  37. Re:Will Smith as the robot? by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will Smith points to Robbie from Lost in Space:

    "Old and Busted"

    Will Smith points to self:

    "New hotness"

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  38. You have got to see... by cnelzie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Bicentenial Man, at first, I had thought the movie would be another Robin Williams acting like a crazy entertainer, ala Rainbow Rudolph (Death to Smootchy) or Mork.

    However, he provided, in my opinion, one of his best performances ever. Whenever I get the chance to see that film, I take it. The story of his character evolving into something much more then what he was before is unbelievably heart-warming.

    It shows that to be human is far more then simply being born as a human. It is a collection of thoughts, emotions and self-determination.

    I have to rank Bicentenial Man up there as one of the greatest of Hollywood films. Which is typically the case for true cerebral/philosophical films about humanity.

    I am unable to recomend this film enough. If you watched Star Trek:TNG and liked the character of Data, then you will seriously enjoy this film. If you despised Data (and Star Trek in general) avoid this film as it covers humanity and the trappings of humanity, there are no crazy action sequences.

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  39. The Revised Laws of Robotics: by NeuroManson · · Score: 5, Funny

    First Law:
    A robot may not get jiggy with a human being, or, through getting jiggy with it, allow a human being to come to harm.

    Second Law:
    A robot must get jiggy with it under orders given it by human beings, except where getting jiggy with it would conflict with the First Law.

    Third Law:
    A robot must protect its getting jiggy with it as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

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    1. Re:The Revised Laws of Robotics: by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

      Exactly, the three laws of robotics are the whole basis for "I Robot", see: http://members.evansville.net/bob/robots/laws.html for further information.

      Secondly, Will Smith used "Getting Jiggy With It" is a Will Smith song (even though he uses the "getting jiggy with it" line in a lot of his songs, a Will Smith trademark, if you will).

      I hate when moderators don't have a clue.

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  40. Re:I Robot? Wrong book by kalidasa · · Score: 2

    I suppose the other possibility is that it's the story about the robot with the "weakened" first law, who kills a human by inaction.

  41. Serious Asimov fans may want to skip it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I won't be seeing it unless the advance reviews are extraordinarily good. (And by that I mean reports that the film cures cancer, backaches, blindness, etc.)

    From what I recall, Asimov endorsed Harlan Ellison's wonderful script before he died - to make a movie using any other script, especially one barely connected to the stories, is an insult. Guess there aren't any serious sf fans in the Fox executive ranks.

  42. No will smith songs, please by CriX · · Score: 3, Funny

    OMG, I hope there isn't a new Will Smith song with this movie... jeez, it'll be so bad if he tries to sing something serious or make some sort of "message to the children" warning them of a possible dystopian robotic future.

    Yo, Damn these robots be confusin'
    Now that they start abusin.
    Who knows when they might go bad?
    I almost wish that I had
    invested in a new computer game pad
    than this faulty piece of metal.
    These three laws be dead
    and I don't wanna face no battle,
    should bought my baby a rattle,
    or a craft matic adjustable bed!
    Peace!


    Seriously though, I hope they take this movie seriously... seriously.

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  43. Dr who? by IPFreely · · Score: 4, Funny
    Will is a good actor and all...

    .. but he just isn't what I picture when I read about Dr. Susan Calvin.

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  44. People tend to not like Smith, I take it... by Hadean · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But has anyone seen Six Degrees of Seperation? Honestly, the man -does- have talent... But, if you were in his shoes, wouldn't you rather make -fun- movies (MiB, etc.) and make a hundred times the money? I would...

    But as has been mentioned, this kind of argument has been made a hundred times before... Look at the Batman's... some whom we thought would suck were actually quite good. And plus, look at Troyas' other casting decisions - Brandon Lee didn't seem like the best choice at the time either (but he was damned amazing).

    Anyway, whatever... you know how these rumours go. I remember hearing that Leonardo DiCaprio was going to be in the Lord of the Rings many years back... (thank gods he wasn't).

  45. PLEASE don't let it be Madonna by TerryAtWork · · Score: 2

    Never mind Will Smith - I want to know who will play Dr Susan Calvin, the first woman I ever loved!

    (And I'm not the only one here who can say that.)

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    1. Re:PLEASE don't let it be Madonna by constantnormal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why not Jodie Foster? She did an excellent job in Contact, and this is a similar kind of role.

    2. Re:PLEASE don't let it be Madonna by rweir · · Score: 2

      *shuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudder shuddershudder*
      Have you actually seen the film version of `Contact'? `excellent' and `Contact' go together like `fish' and `milkshake'

  46. Woohoo! by seldolivaw · · Score: 2

    As a massive Asimov fan, that's all I have to say. Bring on more Asimov movies!!!

  47. good or bad thing? by Rader · · Score: 5, Funny
    Being a huge Asimov fan I have not made up my mind if this is a good or bad thing. "


    I think being a huge Asimov fan is always a good thing. Keep up the good work, chap!

  48. Wasn't there 7 stories in I Robot? by BoomerSooner · · Score: 2

    Just wondering, it's been a long time since I've read it.

    1. Re:Wasn't there 7 stories in I Robot? by Troed · · Score: 2, Informative
      I have the Complete Robot .. I Robot is a subset of it .. I can't remember either. Let's use the Internet ;)


      Nine, even?

  49. They are filmed but the post production takes time by BoomerSooner · · Score: 2

    They had to go back and do reshoots during the Oscars which is why they weren't there for the LOTR awards. Post production takes longer than shooting.

  50. I, Robot a novel? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2

    I thought I, Robot was a collection of loosely connected short stories. How are they going to make a movie like that? Not that they couldn't just do all the stories in sequence, but that's not your typical hollywood formula genre movie.

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  51. Re:Hasn't the story/theme been ripped-off too ofte by vidarh · · Score: 3, Informative
    I, Robot is a short story and also the name of an antology of various robot stories Asimov wrote. So just like AI (based on the Brian Aldiss short story Supertoys last all summer long) and Bicentennial Man (also an Asimov short story, not a full novel) they're bound to have to fill in lots of extra material to expand it to a full feature.

    In fact CNN has an article that seem to indicate that the script originally didn't have anything to do with I, Robot, but has been merged with elements from the book, and other ideas (a detective trying to solve a crime that may have been comitted by a robot) that seem like it may have been taken from The Naked Sun.

    I loved AI though, except for the last 20-30 minutes or so, which IMHO should have just been removed (there was a period of several minutes I was sitting in the cinema thinking "great, it should end here" every couple of seconds until I finally realized that they'd ruin it all with an attempt at a soppy Hollywood style ending), and Bicentennial Man was OK even if completely changed the focus of the story (from a thought provoking story about what it means to be human, that was much toned down in the movie, to an attempt at a Hollywood style love story).

    Hopefully I, Robot will be true to the original concepts and ideas, but I've long ago learned to look at Hollywood adaptations as original works that share the name and basic plot with the story or stories they "adapt", not true translations of the original stories into movies.

  52. 4 new laws of robotics by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 2

    I liked in the book "Inferno" where the 4 new laws of robotics were introduced. Apparently, robots had become so advanced and so intelligent that the 3 laws were more of a hinderence than a help.

    Law 1) A robot must not harm a human

    Law 2) A robot must cooperate with a human except where such cooperation conflicts with the first law.

    Law 3) A robot must protect it's own existance except where such protection conflicts with the first law

    Law 4) A robot may do whatever it wishes so long as it does not conflict with the first second or third laws

    These new laws allowed the robots to fulfill a greater potential, allowing them to become individuals in their own right, in addition to forcing humans to fend for themselves more so they would not become fat and lazy.

    1. Re:4 new laws of robotics by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      and this applies to reality how?

    2. Re:4 new laws of robotics by mekkab · · Score: 2

      Mind reading robots? they're only 10 years away!

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    3. Re:4 new laws of robotics by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      In my opinion, no. Not while the Middle Eastern religions still exist. Those religions put a moral limit on how much autonomy man can give his creations by making it a sin to create free will ala Yahweh/God/Allah.

      If the scientists don't believe in that, then the government and the ignorant people do and they will be forced (maybe at gunpoint) to stop their research just before robots/AI can have free will.

  53. Re:I Robot? Wrong book by dpilot · · Score: 2

    No, IIRC that one was a Susan Calvin story which took place on the HyperBase asteroid.

    Most of the robot short stories were contained in two collections, "I, Robot and other stories" and "The Rest of the Robots."

    Another IIRC, "I, Robot" was another short story murder mystery, though I remember nothing about the plot. There was a Twilight Zone "I, Robot" episode that was a murder mystery and may have been an adaptation. Leonard Nimoy starred as the attorney.

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  54. Could be worse by Binarybrain · · Score: 2, Funny

    They could of gave the part to Paul Ruben instead.

  55. R. Daneel Olivaw by HBPiper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is about the classiest, most distinguished, eloquent and intelligent character that Asimov ever came up with. I am desperately praying that they did not make that Will Smith's character.

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  56. Mis-cast? Are you out of your mind?!! by Gruneun · · Score: 2

    He's been part of a secret organization with advanced technology trying to protect the universe (Men In Black I & II), hunted by an evil government conspiracy which he defeats (Enemy of the State), and even married to a stripper (Independence Day)!

    This guy is every Slashdot reader's hero.

  57. This sound like another book? by wack · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Doesn't this sound a lot like the book/story line from "Caves of Steel"?

  58. Susan Calvin? by Chazmati · · Score: 2

    It depends on what they're looking for in the movie. I have this sinking feeling that they're trying to snatch a quick hit by leveraging the box office power of Will Smith, in which case I'd put money on Halle Berry.

    Maybe they'll even change the little girl in the "Robbie" story to a boy so they can cast Haley Joel Osment. That's if they even include the Robbie story.

    On the other hand, it would be great if someone at Fox is a big fan of the original stories and wants to bring it to the big screen without fscking the whole thing up. I like the idea of preserving the building-sized computers and giving it the 'retro' look of a future envisioned in the 40's.

    1. Re:Susan Calvin? by jejones · · Score: 2

      I have this sinking feeling that they're trying to snatch a quick hit by leveraging the box office power of Will Smith, in which case I'd put money on Halle Berry.

      AAAARGH! Calvin isn't a (conventionally, at least) attractive woman physically--that's obvious from "Liar." For that matter, her personality isn't all that appealing, either--it's stated/implied repeatedly that she's far more comfortable dealing with robots than dealing with people.

      <sheepish>Uh, wait a minute...how many of us does that describe?</sheepish>

    2. Re:Susan Calvin? by Chazmati · · Score: 2

      JEJones, you'll probably never see this since this post was from 12/5.

      Anyway, we're on the same wavelength, I agree that Halle Berry totally wrong for the role, but my fear is that they'll screw up the whole thing and try to dress it up, make it something it's not. It deserves better.

  59. How to make a Will Smith moview of I, Robot by qubertz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I, Robot is a chronical of the history of a ficticious company, U.S. Robotics and Mechanical Men, that builds robots! (duh).

    Having re-read this book just recently I was interested in scoping out how this book would fit into a "Will Smith" movie script.

    First Option:

    The movie is an adaptation of the entire book as a whole. Doubtful. Its a bunch of short stories tied together in the style of "Interview With a Vampire". i.e. a reporter chronicling the history of US Robitcs & MM by interviewing the company's pricipals (most notable the robot-psycologist Susan Calvin).

    So, an adaptation of the whole book would leave only one possible "headliner" role for Will Smith, the reporter. But the reporter doesn't *do* anything. So the first option is definitely out.

    Second Option:

    Adapt one or more of the stories in the book to the screen. This is more plausible. Its hard to condense novels into scripts, but its much easier to do this with "short stories". King's "The Green Mile" is an excellent example.

    So, which stories would you pick that would give Will Smith the key role and exposure needed?

    "Robbie" - the first story in the book is about a robot used as a domestic nanny that becomes the best friend of the owner's daughter. This is obviously the story that was the basis for Bicentennial Man, so its out.

    "Runnaround", "Reason", and "Catch That Rabbit" are stories focused on Gregory Powel and Michael Donovan, the robot troubleshooters for US Robotics & MM. These stories are excellent reads and are very good illustrations of the paradoxes and problems that might arise as the robots go about thier existence while adhering the to Robot Laws. But they are, in my opinion too cerebral for the typical Will Smith moviegoer. (read - they would be too boring).

    The two stories I believe would work are "Evidence" and "The Evitable Conflict" which present the possibility of a robot with a human appearance. Lots of conflict in the premise that a robot that is physically indistinguishable from a human might rise to a position of power. I thin that would make a good film.

    Whether Will Smith would play the robot or be the guy trying to "out" him, it probably doesn't matter. I prefer the former though.

    Of course, one they put in the car(flying saucer?) chases and the snappy one liners, it won't really matter which way they go.....

  60. Will Smith is getting smarter by squarefish · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He was the original pick to play Neo in the Matrix and turned it down to do 'wild wild west'.
    I'm not shitting you- it's a fact!

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  61. That's funny by iplayfast · · Score: 3, Funny

    I always thought of Susan Calvin as a female!

    This sci fi stuff is getting stranger all the time :)

  62. Re:I Robot? Wrong book by Mjlner · · Score: 2, Informative

    Doesn't this sound more like Caves of Steel? Nope, it sounds more like Robots of Dawn.

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  63. Later Foundation Series (mild spoiler) by hndrcks · · Score: 2

    Specifically, Foundation and Earth is where the zeroth law really makes sense. Not to blow the plot for you, but a robot that can read all human minds in the Galaxy kinda needs a Zeroth law to function...

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  64. six degrees of separation.. by gimpboy · · Score: 2

    you obviously haven't seen six degrees of separatoin. while smith is popular for his less than dramatic roles, he is a good actor, and he's also a pretty bright guy.

    i'm also a big fan of asimov, and i think smith could easily take on a role in i, robot.

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  65. Re:PLEASE don't let it be Johnny Mnemonic by zaren · · Score: 2

    I have to agree - Jodie Foster was the first one that came to mind to play Dr. Calvin when I saw this article.

    I really can't see anywhere for Will Smith to play a major role in a direct adaptation of the book, so I'm sure there will be some spinning and "adapting" to fit the book on the silver screen. I just hope it won't be "adapted" to the extent of Johnny Mnemonic - not that it was especially badfilm (mind you, I have a high tolerance for badfilm - but even though I gave it every chance, Beowulf, starring Christopher Lambert, was badfilm at it's finest), but it was so badly stretched from the source that I couldn't get into it properly.

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  66. Huh? by sharkey · · Score: 2

    Is that a nickname, Staring Will Smith? Or is someone staring at him?

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  67. Even Asimov Said... by Logic+Bomb · · Score: 2

    In the edition I own of the original trilogy, even Asimov (in the foreword) says that when he went back decades later to write the bulk of the trilogy -- what amounts to the first book was the original portion -- he was amazed at the total lack of action in what he'd written before. After he got into it, he appreciated its merits as zillions of others had ;-), but when even the writer says a story is mostly a collection of conversations I think we can all agree that it's lousy movie material. (Though it's just a personal observation, Asimov seems to have kept up the style through the entire arc of stories.) Why translate something into a visual medium when there's nothing to watch?

  68. why Bicentennial Man failed by peter303 · · Score: 2

    They kept TOO faithful the book and tried to show too many stages of Robin William's evolution to humanity. That made the movie too long. Also the main dramatic conflict "why cant I be more like a man?" is not that compelling. Star Trek has done it several times in each series and pretty much explored all the the twists.

    How can I Robot, which a prequel to Bicentennial Man and been copied many times in Star Trek, succeed?

  69. Could be good... by jejones · · Score: 2

    I could see Smith as one of the roving repairmen (Donovan or, uh, ...the other guy). OTOH, it looks like they're putting an Asimovian veneer on somebody else's story--NOT promising.

    And who will they get for Dr. Susan Calvin? (Hmmm....how about Linda Hunt?)

  70. Because of "psychohistory" by Damek · · Score: 2
  71. Will Smith will be playing... who? by oren · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "I, Robot" is a series of short stories, and there's no single character - human or robot - that appears in all of them. They are all told to a reporter by Dr. Susan Calvin, the robo-psychologist, but she doesn't appear in most of them.
    That said, I think that Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones would make a great Powel & Donoven casting, if they are going for the comedy angle. The stories with these two are great.
    Of course, what I'd _really_ like to see is a high cost/profile TV series doing all the robot stories (from both "I, Robot" and "The Rest of the Robots"), with a changing cast (since there's little character continuation), a pile of special effects where called for ("Victory Unintentional") and almost none when that's called for ("Robot L-76 Goes Astray"). Something like "The Twilight Zone" "series".
    The worse would be Will Smith playing Dr. Susan Calvin in a "serious" way (re-writing her as a black man instead of a woman). Shudder.
    Any bet which extreme is closer to what will actually happen? :-(

  72. This movie will suck for sure... by ThinWhiteDuke · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've reread "I, Robot" recently, and IMHO the two great strenghts of the books are:

    - The pretty deep analysis of the interactions between the 3 laws of robotics. Hollywood's track record in butchering anything subtle or complex in a sci-fi novel is amazing. Think about "The minority report". Dick's original idea is that knowing the future changes it. In the movie, it becomes a boring story about free will. Think about the recent "planet of the apes" or "screamers". It's sad but Hollywood's tendancy is to reduce sci-fi to eye-candy and bland plots.

    - The unusual, unnerving, yet strangely attaching character of Dr. Susan Calvin. She's central to the stories as she bridges the gap between robots and humans. I know Will Smith has a lot of talent, but I don't think he can play her role effectively. She's supposed to be plain, cold, arrogant and inflexible. I don't know of any American actress who matches this description. So her character will most probably disappear or its importance be greatly diminished.

    So basically, we should expect a poor crime plot (not too complex, Joe Sixpack must understand); we'll see scores of nicely rendered robots joking with Will Smith. And maybe a couple blaster gun fights. So sad...

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    1. Re:This movie will suck for sure... by sessamoid · · Score: 2
      - The unusual, unnerving, yet strangely attaching character of Dr. Susan Calvin. She's central to the stories as she bridges the gap between robots and humans. I know Will Smith has a lot of talent, but I don't think he can play her role effectively. She's supposed to be plain, cold, arrogant and inflexible. I don't know of any American actress who matches this description.
      Linda Fiorentino? Well, except for the "plain" part, but makeup can dull even the shiniest penny.
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    2. Re:This movie will suck for sure... by Jerf · · Score: 2

      She's supposed to be plain, cold, arrogant and inflexible.

      Your description made me think of Anne something-or-other, the Weakest Link chick/bitch/woman. Not an American actress, as you mentioned. I think she could do it, but we'd have a hard time looking past where we've already seen her. Compared to the butchering the rest of Asimov's ideas will suffer at the hands of Hollywood, making Susan Calvin a little British would be the least of the film's faults.

      Bicentennial Man was a bloody miracle; I can't imagine any other Asimov story being treated well by Hollywood anytime soon.

    3. Re:This movie will suck for sure... by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

      or "screamers". It's sad but Hollywood's tendancy is to reduce sci-fi to eye-candy and bland plots.

      Screamers is a canadian movie (the with Roy Dupuis, the guy from the Nikita TV series). But it was made with the US public in mind...

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  73. cereberal novel movies can be done by peter303 · · Score: 2

    The new movie "The Hours" is about as cereberal as they come, and looks like it will be a successful Oscar contender. It is about three artistic people considering suicide with interlocking lives. The high point is that its does have compelling dramatic conflict- whether to commit suicide or not. SciFi stories are usually not so heavy.

  74. We'll see how it comes out -- if it comes out by Interrobang · · Score: 3, Informative

    I hate to break it to y'all, but this isn't the first time I, Robot has been proposed as a movie, nor the rights purchased, nor even the script written. In fact, the Reuters article terribly disappointed me because they're not using the script by Harlan Ellison, which I have read in its Asimov's serialization and quite enjoyed. (Who are these people on the new script, and what do they really know about SF, anyway?)

    I should point out that the first venture at I, Robot: The Movie didn't come off so well, but the same thing happened to Dune for years, so we'll see.

  75. Re:Harlan Ellison is NOT dead. by jejones · · Score: 2

    HE, I agree and am glad to say, is not dead. Asimov, alevasholem, is, as I think the original poster intended to say, ambiguous pronoun antecedent notwithstanding .

  76. "Have space-suit, will travel" by peter303 · · Score: 2

    Is a Heinlein novel I'd been waiting to see as a movie. It has action and appeal to young people. The novel is about a geeky teenager who wins a old space suit in a contest, then is kidnapped by aliens while testing the suit. The theme does resemble "The Last Starfighter" where an alienated teenager is sucked into a galactic war while playing a video game.

  77. Um... 9 short films? by spoonboy42 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I, Robot was a collection of 9 short stories, not a novel. So which one, precisely, is getting the movie treatment? It'd also be interesting to know which character Smith will be playing. A robot? (ho hum... Robin Williams did it so-so in another Asimov adaptation) One of Donovan or Powell? (actually, this might be kinda fun. These two never really did get a fair shake living in Susan Calvin's shadow) Susan Calvin herself? (err... maybe not)

    I should note that I, Robot was actually adapted into a screenplay by Asimov himself in collaboration with Harlan Ellison (and with all the teasing between these two you thought they'd never work together). Hopefully their script is being used for the film, otherwise I shudder to think how it might turn out.

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  78. Starship Troopers (or Yes, it will be that bad..) by Soulfader · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I think it will be that bad.
    The project originated as "Hardwired," a futuristic script by Jeff Vintar that was amalgamated with elements of "I, Robot" when Fox bought rights to Asimov's landmark book.
    If you read the "making of" book to Starship Troopers (the movie), this is essentially what happened there. Some guy had an idea for a movie and someone else said "Hey, that sounds like this book I once read." They buy the rights, slap the title and a few character names on it, and release a really crappy movie combining the worst elements of each story.

    The making-of book (which I thumbed through at Barnes & Noble) was fairly amusing--the scriptwriter was very defensive about how he had written a faithful adaptation of the original book before the producers hacked it to match their initial story concept. I wish more people in Hollywood had the grace to apologize for what they've inflicted on us... =)

  79. Worried more about Alex Proyas... by kakos · · Score: 2

    A lot of people are concerned about Will Smith not pulling off the role right. I'm more worried that Alex Proyas will get the mood of the movie wrong. The mood of the book I, Robot is anything but dark and Alex Proyas is only known for his dark movies? Will he turn I, Robot into something a lot darker than the book?

  80. Michael Jackson as the Robot! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
    The troubles only begin when "The Robot" does 'The Robot', grabs his metal codpiece and then dangles a child over a balcony!!!

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  81. You have GOT to be kidding me by the+Dragonweaver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At first this seemed like a wonderful thing. I, Robot has been impossible to make into a movie because it's been sat on by the movie houses.

    Then I took another look. Will Smith is a perfectly acceptible choice, but the article states that the movie is about a detective investigating a crime possibly by robots? "Since humankind is dependent upon robots, there is nothing to stop robots from taking over the world"? [paraphrase] Where did this COME from?

    What is worse is that there is a perfectly brilliant script available and perfectly do-able with today's technology, and they ignored this in favor of other sciptwriters. Probably because the brilliant script was written by none other than Harlan Ellison, and people don't like dealing with him.

    Get that script (available in book form.) Read it. Create the dream cast in your head. Heck, Will Smith might be a good choice for the central reporter character. But realize that Hollywood doesn't care about quality unless it will bring in the cash, and science fiction is only a euphemism for "futuristic action thriller" to them.

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    1. Re:You have GOT to be kidding me by starling · · Score: 2

      Where did this COME from?

      "Caves of Steel" by the sound of it, which IMO would be a better choice for a film than trying to tie together all the stories in "I, Robot".

  82. Remember the Alamo by dswensen · · Score: 3, Funny

    Subsequent drafts of the script have been done by Hillary Seitz ("Insomnia") and Oscar-winning "A Beautiful Mind" scribe Akiva Goldsman, who wrote the last draft and is expected to be a prevailing presence on the picture.

    Funny that it's Akiva "A Beautiful Mind" Goldsman, not Akiva "Batman and Robin" Goldsman or Akiva "Lost in Space" Goldsman or Akiva "Practical Magic" Goldsman.

    Sure, he wrote one passable movie, but... We must never forget!

  83. Bicentennial Man by Soulfader · · Score: 2

    Actually, I suspect that Bicentennial Man was actually based on the book Bicentennial Man--itself an Asimov short story expanded by Robert Silverberg into a novel.

  84. Correction by Soulfader · · Score: 3, Informative

    The title of the book was The Positronic Man. The short story may have gone under either title; I don't recall. Must be time to dig them out again.

    1. Re:Correction by Otto · · Score: 2

      Robbie was something of an inspiration for Asimov's medium-length story "The Bicentennial Man". This later was revamped by Asimov and Silverberg into "The Positronic Man". The movie version was made using elements of both, but you're right, Robbie started the whole shebang, at least in the concept if not in actual fact.

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    2. Re:Correction by Soulfader · · Score: 2
      Robbie started the whole shebang, at least in the concept if not in actual fact.
      IIRC, Robbie was the first robot story Asimov did, under the title "Strange Playfellow" (which he hated; it was an editorial change). I guess it would pretty much have to be the basis, then. =)
  85. Re:I Robot? Wrong book by Have+Blue · · Score: 2

    Yes, especially considering that I, Robot is a collection of short stories and it makes no sense to announce a movie based on the book as a whole. Maybe a miniseries on the scifi channel...

  86. Burton & Aronofsky by limekiller4 · · Score: 2

    I have to think that Tim Burton and Darren Aronofsky co-producting this movie would be incredible.

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  87. What's sad to me... by Lurking+Knish · · Score: 2, Informative

    A good script for "I, Robot" has existed for years.
    Harlan Ellison did it over 20 years ago. You can
    find a review here.

    Mr. Ellison managed to weave the stories into a
    cohesive whole. I have very low expectations for
    Fox's version.

  88. I hate movies made from books. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2
    This is a bad thing. I would say it's almost worse than The Lord of the Rings becoming a movie.

    The so-called LOTR "Trilogy" has taken a nice piece of literature and turned it into a piece of garbage. Yes, I agree that the eye candy in the movies is top quality, but the way the movie was arranged destroyed it all. I saw part 1 at the theater with a good friend of mine. I had read the book in the past. He had not.

    • I was disgusted the instant the movie began, when they unfolded the entire history of the ring. This was supposed to unfold throughout the story.
    • I was disgusted when entire chapters of the book were simply deleted from the movies. The outcome of that deletion is arguable, as I agree that a movie format cannot reproduce each sentence in the book. It is annoying nonetheless.
    • I could not bear the fact that some characters were removed and/or replaced by other characters. While deletion of "unimportant" scenes may be necessary, rearranging of characters is not.
    • Overall, I was upset that the order of the story had been changed. (For example, the opening scene which gave away half the story in the first minute of film.)
    To make a long story short, two hours into the movie, when Agent Smith in Rivendell got up dressed like a pansy and started speaking, my friend and I got up and left. We demanded our money back, explaining to theater management that we were disgusted with the movie, and actually got our money back. Neither of us will see the remaining two movies.

    Thus, turning books into movies is a bad idea. Such a movie capitalizes on the success of a book and changes the story around, giving millions of people an incorrect impression of what takes place in the book. Other examples include:

    • The Count of Monte Cristo. The movie began well, although the events were heavily modified to fit an impatient audience. Halfway into the movie, it began to devolve into a pile of garbage intended for a stupid audience. The movie was a pile of crap, and there are millions of people who might have read the book who will not, because they think they already know the story and need not read anything.
    • The Time Machine. This story was changed completely. Nothing resembled anything in the book. I believe the movie could have been made directly from the book, using it as the script, and it would have resulted in an awesome movie. Instead, we have an action movie that doesn't make any sense.
    • 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and Journey to the Center of the Earth, both of which turned awesome books into shit. I don't even want to talk about this for fear of smashing my keyboard against the wall in anger.
    • Moby Dick. Both the original one and the one with Patrick Stewart. They sucked. You want to know about the whale? Read the damn book!
    I can't think of any others right now, but I know there are many more. Movies should be their own, original stories. Instead, most movies today are shit, copied from other movies or turning books into shit. Ooooooooooh well.
    1. Re:I hate movies made from books. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2
      Ironically, I agree somewhat with your opinion of LOTR. It is certainly not the pinnacle of literary achievement. However, I disagree that it sucks badly. In my opinion, it is a rather nice story, and I enjoy reading a chapter at a time as a bedtime sort of thing. It's like an ongoing adventure for me--I feel like I'm "with" the characters. That, I believe, is the best part of the book: The feeling (at least for me) that I am experiencing an adventure first-hand, even though I'm not. It certainly contains enormous detail, which some readers don't like because it bores them, but as for me, I agree with the author's statement in the preface or whatever: That the book is still too short. I know you don't care, but hey, it was worth saying. I think the book is cool, and the movie sucked ass. It should not have been made into a movie. It also upsets me somewhat when I find about 30 different versions of the thing in stores. There's the all-in-one version that I have, which has the picture of the circular city on the cover. There's the identical book with a cover that depicts the characters from the movie. There's the three separate books, the way it was originally published. There is a set of six (or seven, I forget) books bound in black hardback covers. There is the "red book" which costs a fortune (and which I hear isn't worth it, as the printing is not centered and aligned properly as it should be in a book that costs that much). And there are probably ten other ways these books have been distributed. The bookstore has an entire bookcase devoted to different versions of Lord of the Rings. That is simply stupid. I can understand having the red book for people who like to spend their money, and having the all-in-one book for everyone else. No need to have 50 other versions. Honestly, nobody is going to buy The Two Towers and read it by itself simply because IT MAKES NO SENSE BY ITSELF. (It made sense at the time of original publishing because the rest of the book hadn't yet been written. Kind of like the way Great Expectations was published one column at a time, but ultimately became a single coherent book. Nobody is going to buy it in three pieces. Other fiction books come in "series," like Asimov's Foundation, which has six books, but there it DOES make sense to sell them separately because each is a distinct story that stands alone. LOTR is simply one long story.) Oooooooooh well.

      One thing about Moby Dick... Patrick Stewart does admittedly look the part of a captain. Maybe that's just because I'm a closet Star Trek fan.

  89. Re:I Robot? Wrong book by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2

    I'd cast dr. Ruth for Susan Calvin!

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  90. Re:I Robot? Wrong book by kalidasa · · Score: 2

    Two words: "Steven" Calvin. Replace Susan Calvin with Will Smith as a detective. Shudder. I hope not, but the thought won't go out of my head.

  91. Appreciate the movie in its own right by adb · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't think of it as a mangling of the book; think of it as its own k3wl new thing. Agent Elrond was great:

    The ring must be destroyed... Mr. Underhill.

    1. Re:Appreciate the movie in its own right by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2

      If Agent Elrond really said Mr. Underhill, then they REALLY screwed up. :) I wouldn't know because I didn't stick around that long. Oooooooh well.

  92. Bicentennial Man wasn't bad. by RatBastard · · Score: 2

    Bicentennial Man was a pretty good movie, all things considered. And Robin Williams did a good job. Very understated performance. The man can act when given a good script and a director able to keep him under control.

    Bicentennial Man is not a great movie, but it is by no means a bad movie.

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    Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
  93. Re:Mis-casting? Not if he's Elija by clintp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think he'd be miscast as R. Daneel Olivaw, but as plainclothesman Elija Baley he'd be fine.

    Remember, while the rest of earth society was freaking out at robots, Elija accepted them and found them useful (if inconvenient at times). He was also a bit of a rebel (having to always be "fetched", reprimanded, and ultimately accepting the Outdoors) and stood out from everyone else. He was very good at skipping around the transit system (moving walkways), and was pretty good with his fists.

    He also has strong emotional reactions to things like Spacer culture (revulsion and admiration). Smith has no problem with this at all. He even went as far as to have an affair with a Spacer (gasp! horrors!).

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  94. Without Ellison's script, it's a dubious project by miketo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've also read Ellison's proposed script. It is a perfect blend of science, robotics, and humanism. After all, at the heart, the "Robot" series of stories are not just puzzles or murder mysteries, but they touch on what it means to be human. Ellison, more than any other sf writer alive, understands this and addressed it with great insight in the script.

    However, he's known for being a cranky pants, plus he's expensive, plus he'd probably want final script approval. In the movie industry's eye, that's three strikes; no movie producer would want to take a risk on something like that, even though the product would be far superior to anything currently on the market. (We could start another thread on the industry's business-before-art motivation, but that's a whole different nasty mess that we'd have to wade through.)

    In sum, I don't hold out much hope for a script that's billed as an amalgamation of Vintar's script "Hardwired" plus "I, Robot" plus script doctoring by Hillary Seitz and Akiva Goldsman, and is going through the usual studio mill. My guess is this will be a lowest-common-denominator "thriller" with "dark overtones" aka Bladerunner, but not nearly as intellectual, insightful, visionary, or entertaining.

    Good luck to 'em, but I'd much rather see Ellison's script produced. If you can, go find a copy and read it. It's quite a remarkable story, along with insight into the studio process and the fight to get it produced despite the best efforts of studio toads.

  95. Minority Report? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2

    Are you referring to Spielberg's mangling of "Minority Report"? Where you could almost see the staples where he saw Philip K Dick's dark vision (you know the story originally ended with Anderton in deep-freeze---I haven't been able to find a copy, but it's gotta be) and said "that's great, but do you know what would make it even better? A happy ending!"

    On the other hand, Alex Proyas is responsible for some the best sci-fi visuals of the last ten years in "Dark City". (Should be required watching for George Lucas.) Even if the story gets mangled, it will still look cool.

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
    1. Re:Minority Report? by Hast · · Score: 2

      *More spoilers on ending of MR*

      I haven't read it myself (haven't found a copy yet) but I heard through a friend that it ends pretty much the same. But the last words on screen are "The next year there were 168 murders in DC" or something to that effect.

      It may not be dark, but at least it's greyish. Kind of like the ending of Clockwork Orange. They have a working system, but they bail out on using it.

    2. Re:Minority Report? by nusuth · · Score: 2
      The story is quite different, so I don't see how one can say the ending is the same. The movie is like *two* minority report *rip-offs.* Neither mystery/sub-plot in the movie is the original story. Being the PKD fan I am, I liked both the story and the movie, but the connection between them is not as strong as the names (MR=MR) suggest.

      [SPOILER] One of the revelations in the story is that existance of a majority naturally implies existance of a minority. We read on to discover there is no majority report, each of the three precogs have given a different, a minority, report.

      [MAJOR SPOILER] One precog predicts ('sees the timeline leading to a specific') the future based on present, the other predicts the future based on present and the knowledge that the department will know about the predicted crime, the last one predicts future based on present and the fact that minority reports of first two will be known by the department. The mere knowledge of future changes what it is, hence, there is no majority report. OTOH the "minority report" concept is only tangential to the movie.

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      Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!

    3. Re:Minority Report? by Grab · · Score: 2

      (offtopic, but anyway...)

      Minority Report had nothing to do with the book's plot - instead, they created an entirely new plot which worked, was internally consistent and had its own message. They took the concept of Precrime but built it into a completely new story. Apart from a few completely unnecessary comedy elements (bouncing eyeballs, sicksticks, top-down view of apartments with the "spiders"), and the unnecessarily saccarine ending with the Precogs, I thought it worked pretty damn well. With better editting and a more consistent vision, it could have been a great movie - as it was, it was just a pretty good one.

      The best bit of it was that they obviously spent some money on decent scriptwriters to come up with a consistent plot, believable situations and proper characters. I wish I knew where they found them, and why no-one else in Hollywood chooses to use them...

      MAJOR SPOILER FOR BOOK:-

      The plot of the book was actually that the army were planning a military coup. Anderton was going to kill the army leader to stop Precrime being disbanded - the army leader got this info and mindf*cked Anderton, who had no idea why he was being told he was going to be a murderer and thought it was all a setup to lose him his job and damage Precrime. Finally he finds out about the coup. He knows he has a choice, and he rationally decides to kill the army leader anyway to keep Precrime in place. Basically, the whole story is a quadruple cross. /SPOILERS

      Anyway, if they can do the same kind of job on I Robot (take the main concept of the book and apply a whole new decent plot around it), I'll be happy. My worry is that this happens so rarely, it's practically unheard-of.

      BTW, Dark City *and* The Crow. The Crow was *the* classic film when I was at uni - stunning visuals. Whether Will Smith has the charisma of Brandon Lee, I don't know, but it should be worth the ticket price anyway.

      Grab.

  96. Mmh. They keep choosing the wrong book... by baquiano · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally, I don't understand why is Hollywood (apparently) fascinated with Asimov's robot stories. They're not very cinematic (in a Hollywoodesque sense), as they tend to focus on philosophical, social and ethical consequences of his Three Laws rather than an interesting plot. Thus, they're not very approchable in cinematographic terms without losing an essential common denominator, namely, forcing the reader to think about the real social ramifications and implications of creating autonomous non-human intelligence. Strip an Asimov robot story of this cold intellectual factor, and you get a mediocre and innocuous tear-jerker.

    A much better choice for a Hollywood flick would be The End of Eternity, for several reasons,

    • Unlike the Foundation series, is a self-contained book -- you don't need to read a whole series to truly appreciate it.
    • It's a fast-paced, grabbing reading, very amenable to be turned into a movie script.
    • It has lots of plot twists, especially at the end (I won't spoil it, go read the book).
    • Unlike most of Asimovian Robot stories, it has a love story (a must for commercial movies)
    • There are plenty of opportunities to show digital F/X (another must for commercial SF movies).
    • The story doesn't rely much on the characters themselves, so even Will Smith could deliver a decent performance.
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  97. Not the Harlan Ellison version, alas by Maple+Syrup · · Score: 2
    For an example of what might-have-been, but won't be, see if you can track down Harlan Ellison's script for I, Robot. It was published in Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine sometime in the 90's. Brilliant. Unfortunately, Harlan Ellison managed to piss off all of the studio executives that might have funded the idea, so all we're left with is the script.

    What might have been ...

  98. Animated by Goonie · · Score: 2

    Both of those problems are assuming you use live actors. I think Ender's game would be much easier to make as a CG film.

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    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  99. Re:Good point... by Hast · · Score: 2

    It would be great if it were made as an anime. But I doubt we'll see that happening anytime soon.

    Besides, anime has a pretty good track record at keeping to the story. There are also a lot of anime which is in that general area. Ie kids in a war situation and being changed by it. Eg Saikano (Saishuu Heiki Kanojo) and "Now and then, Here and there".

    Damn, now I just made myself which that Hollywood would never produce another one of my favourite stories as a movie. I'm doomed to constant dissapointment.

  100. Aw, you know you liked it by adb · · Score: 2

    I mean, that Legolas chick was so hot.

  101. Uh, perspective? by dekraved · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Fox has wired Will Smith to star in sci-fier "I, Robot," an adaptation of the 1940s Isaac Asimov short-story collection that set the groundwork for robot films ranging from "The Terminator" to "A.I."
    I know that Variety is a movie industry publication, but doesn't it seem a little silly to reduce the influence of "I, Robot" to "The Terminator" and "A.I."? What if they had written "Charlton Heston starred in an adaptation of 'The Bible,' a collection of stories that set the groundwork for movies like 'Star Wars' and 'Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail'"?
  102. Dr. Joyce Brothers for Dr. Susan Calvin by Nishi-no-wan · · Score: 2

    When reading the books, I always imagined Dr. Joyce Brothers as Dr. Susan Calvin. I know, she's not exactly the plain, drab scientist with her excitement and all. Maybe it's the accent? I don't know. I just think that Dr. Joyce would make a great Susan Calvin.

  103. Re:Due to budget over-runs... by Ziviyr · · Score: 2

    Nevermind the a robopsychologist trying to figure out the motivation behind "getting jiggy with it".

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    Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
  104. sloppy editing, among other things... by Damek · · Score: 2

    I didn't like Bicentennial Man. I thought the movie was predictable, over-directed, and too sappy for its own good. I particularly didn't like the fact that, when I saw it, the boom mike appeared in every other scene. Apparently I saw the only badly edited version of this film in existence (in the theatre, not on video), since no one else ever seems to mention this when this film comes up.

  105. Hasn't anybody READ the book? by wizard97 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've. Four times. And it's almost impossible Will Smith could represent the robots. Many aren't even humanoid.

    However, he could be a GOOD choice for either Powell or Donovan, who represent the "human part" in most stories (in the others is represented by Susan Calvin).