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In-Depth Look At Matrix Previews

QuietKarma writes "Consider this the first of next year's ads for Matrixx Reloaded and Matrixx Revolutions releases. Here's some semi-official poop from MSNBC with some spoilers. Or you can do what I did and read about halfway through without learning how Reloaded will end. Either that or wait until Harry at Ain't It Cool News comes out with his list of spoilers."

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  1. Amazing! by BigumD · · Score: 5, Funny

    The movie is so hotly anticipated that they've added another 'x' to each title...

    Either that or both feature a lot of pole dancing in Zion...

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  2. Re:I wonder... by billybob2001 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dunno about soup or cabbage... ...all I know is... ...there is no spoon.

  3. Animatrix in Matrix Boxed Set by Vegan+Pagan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I hope that in a few years when WB sells a boxed set of all the Matrix movies, they include The Animatrix along with it. Animatrix looks to be the most unique title in the series, and probably the most eclectic mix of cartoons ever made.

    1. Re:Animatrix in Matrix Boxed Set by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 2

      where money can be made, it will be made eventually

      not only will there be a boxed set, there will be a collectors edition, a special edition, and a special collectors edition...

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    2. Re:Animatrix in Matrix Boxed Set by kill-hup · · Score: 2

      ..don't forget "Platinum Edition"...

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    3. Re:Animatrix in Matrix Boxed Set by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2

      I'll wait for the Super-Tiger-Dragon Edition...

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  4. Matrixx? by Otter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Am I missing something or did the submitter of a story about the Matrix sequels really misspell "Matrix" twice?

  5. The Age of Sequels by _Sambo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So the Matrix will be Reloaded, then overthrown in a Revolution.

    Meanwhile, LOTR will continue to the overthrow of Mordor and the restoration of Gondor.

    The war between Mutants and non-Mutants will begin in X-Men 2.

    Anakin must become Darth Vader in Episode 3.

    Harry Potter will get another installment in there somewhere.

    Mad Max will ride again.

    James Bond...

    And Oh, yeah, did you hear that Dumb and Dumber is getting a prequel?

    I myself LOVE sequels, if they don't suck. I just hope that they put all of the Matrix Movies and all of the LOTR movies in the IMAX theater after it's all said and done so that the die-hards can see the films the way they were meant to be seen.

    1. Re:The Age of Sequels by RebelTycoon · · Score: 4, Funny

      LOTR does not have sequels...

      its just one long movie divided into 3 parts!

    2. Re:The Age of Sequels by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      LOTR movies in the IMAX theater after it's all said and done so that the die-hards can see the films the way they were meant to be seen.

      they never shot any of them in IMAX format. so seeing them in IMAX is not seeing them the way they were meant to be seen.

      I do wish that Lotr series was shot on IMAX format.. although it would have made the movies cost 10X as much as they do now to make and we would have to have 2 intermissions during a viewing as they change reels (you dont get 3 hours of film on an IMAX reel) and probably have to pay $30.00 per ticket to see it.

      I would have paid $30.00 a set to see it in true IMAX style (although I enjoyed my $5.50 matinee price at 11:30 in the morning) but there are so few IMAX theaters that it's not worth it for them to make a long epic like LoTR in that format.

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    3. Re:The Age of Sequels by Aggrazel · · Score: 5, Funny

      And, if you believe Back to the Future 2, we need an AWFUL lot of Jaws sequels between now and 2015.

    4. Re:The Age of Sequels by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 5, Informative

      I just hope that they put all of the Matrix Movies and all of the LOTR movies in the IMAX theater after it's all said and done so that the die-hards can see the films the way they were meant to be seen.

      Uh... you know IMAX uses a different aspect ratio from other cinematic presentations, right? IMAX is a 15-perf 70mm format with a 1.33:1 aspect ratio, same as an old-fashioned TV. All the movies you mentioned were meant to be shown in 2.35:1. To reformat those movies for IMAX will mean having to remove about 40% of the picture. They had to do this with Apollo 13, and later with Attack of the Clones.

      These movies were not meant to be seen in IMAX. They were meant to be seen in a regular theater with a screen 2.35 times as wide as it is tall.

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    5. Re:The Age of Sequels by (startx) · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your forgetting the Terminator 3 and Bad Boys 2, both due out this summer! I don't think there was a single preview before LoTR that WASN'T for a sequal (or prequil in dumb and dumbers case)!

    6. Re:The Age of Sequels by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2

      "LOTR does not have sequels...

      its just one long movie divided into 3 parts!"

      Thank you. It's just like the book. It is not a trilogy. It's only mistake was being printed in 3 parts for time/money/proofreading sake. For nay-sayers, go buy a copy. It actually says this in the foreword.

    7. Re:The Age of Sequels by mraymer · · Score: 2
      You are oversimplifying things a little. First of all, LOTR was technically one really large book divided into three sections. So, think of the movie the same way. It's really a continuation of the story, not a sequel per se. Also, Star Wars was originally a sequel, since they started at Episode 4.

      What is interesting though, is the fact that after what, 10 years, they've made a Terminator 3. Maybe some producer saw a rise in the box office success of sequels and jumped at the Terminator franchise?

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    8. Re:The Age of Sequels by ColdGrits · · Score: 2

      OK, then what IS the sequel to "Lord Of The Rings", please?

      I'll give you a huge clue - there isn;t one. Tolkein wrote the first chapter of a sequel, but it never got further than that.

      There is no sequel to Lord Of The Rings.

      You *could* try to claim that The Two Towers is a sequel to Fellowship Of The Ring (in terms of books, not movies), but even that is flawed - FOTR was 2 books, TTT was 2 books, and ROTK was 2 books, all of which made up the one story LOTR. The whole was written as a single entity, split into parts for ease of release etc.

      (It's like saying "chapter 2 is the sequel to chapter 1"...)

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  6. Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by Lachrymite · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the column of Mark Millar, comic book writer:

    "A baby-sitter two nights in a row is close to impossible in our family so I stuck on my old copy of The Matrix as a poor sub for a night out. It was the first time Gill had ever seen it and she actually managed to ruin it for me completely by pointing out a major plot hurdle the next two films really better explain. We're all living in The Matrix, right? We're all slaves to the robotic parasites who use our bodies as batteries while they distract us with our nice, glamorous lives in what we perceive to be the real world, right? Neo is The One who's going to free us from these evil robot masters and help us all wake up and reclaim our planet, right? So far, so good, but the world we reclaim is a post-nuclear nightmare, brother! No sun, no fun, no food, no nice clothes, no new comics every Wednesday or Thursday. Imagine everything and everyone you know suddenly switching off as you open your eyes in your little special effects pod and Lawrence bloody Fishburne is standing there with a nuclear winter blowing behind him, telling us he's saved humanity.

    Thanks a lot, Morpheus, you big, fucking twat."

    1. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by binaryDigit · · Score: 2

      Actually that does bring up an interesting point. Say they somehow manage to 'defeat' the matrix. Now the diplomatic thing to do would be to give each individual a choice (just as was done with Neo and the rest). People would be "brought out" to see the real world first hand, and then we would be allowed to choose. This of course assumes that by 'defeating' the matrix, it is not destroyed, but rather its programming is now controlled by humans.

      After that, Morpheus and company can start a company called "Recall Enterprises" and offer people vacations to the most exotic places (i.e. no non hell on earth location) without leaving the comfy confines of ........

    2. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by Gudlyf · · Score: 2

      Exactly the problem I had with the first movie. What the hell do the battery-people have to look forward to? If the Matrix was as smart as it should be, why not make the lives of all of the people in the Matrix even more glamorous than they already are? Let them all fly, leap buildings, etc. Then when Neo and the gang decide throw red pills down their throats, and they wake up nearly drowning in their own goopy food and feces, they'll beg to be strapped back in.

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    3. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2

      "Now the diplomatic thing to do would be to give each individual a choice (just as was done with Neo and the rest). "

      Hay, caramba! The moral questions this one raises... I, for one, think that if you find an entire race of people hooked up to a machine for the entirety of their lives, thinking that is living, and a good way to spend their existence, then that entire race of people needs a boot up its ass. Just like slavery. (I wasnt around so stop asking me to pay for it, etc.) BUT I'm sure there were the slaves that said, "Excuse me, good sir, we don't have it too badly here. Please don't 'rock the boat' as it were, because we may lose our accomodations and life would become more difficult for us, as individuals, and as a whole. Thank you for your understanding." But the right thing to do was to give those people their freedom back. A birthright is a responsibility. Freedom is a birthright. As my dad used to say, "Unplug your head from that goddamned machine and face your responsibilities."

    4. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by unicron · · Score: 2

      It's morally ambiguous. Their better off hooked into that machine that scavenging for scraps at some fucked up(more-so) version of Barter Town. What's better: A false heaven or a very believable hell?

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    5. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by jayhawk88 · · Score: 2

      Not only that, but there's the question of what to do with all the people currently in the Matrix. Remember that removing Neo from the Matrix at his age was a big sticking point; "Normally they do not remove a mind after a certain age" or something like that. Presumably this means that the vast majority of adults in the Matrix would not want to be "freed".

      So do you leave them all in the Matrix to live out their lives? What happens if your freedom fight takes down the Matrix (the physical contructs of it I mean, all the tubes and pods and stuff); is your freedom worth the genocide of much of the human race? If you defeat the machines but are able to preserve the Matrix (and the adults inside), how do you care for them afterwards? Presumably you are not going to be adding new children to the Matrix after you win, so I would imagine at some point the Matrix reaches a point where the people inside are no longer sufficient battery power to operate the Matrix itself, because of people dying, etc.

      But of course, all of this is the exact reason why The Matrix is so popular, and why these two movies are going to be the event of 2003. Questions. The Matrix captured our imaginations, and we all can't wait to see what happens next. Been a long time since a movie can truly say that.

    6. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by Gudlyf · · Score: 2
      A birthright is a responsibility

      Remember that at least a good portion of those people were genetically created by the machines.

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    7. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by rw2 · · Score: 2

      Exactly the problem I had with the first movie. What the hell do the battery-people have to look forward to? If the Matrix was as smart as it should be, why not make the lives of all of the people in the Matrix even more glamorous than they already are? Let them all fly, leap buildings, etc. Then when Neo and the gang decide throw red pills down their throats, and they wake up nearly drowning in their own goopy food and feces, they'll beg to be strapped back in.

      Which is exactly why microsoft is the leading software company and the US political system is run by two nearly identicaly clone parties.

      The point of the movie is the value of freedom people.

    8. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "It's morally ambiguous. Their better off hooked into that machine that scavenging for scraps at some fucked up(more-so) version of Barter Town. What's better: A false heaven or a very believable hell?"

      As a matter of principle and desire for truth, I have no trouble saying hell. At least then I am in charge of my own destiny. Hooked up to a machine, it could malfunction, they could forget to feed me, and oh yeah, choosing that existence would make me really extremely the posterboy for pathetic. But of course, opinions are like...

    9. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      Exactly the problem I had with the first movie. What the hell do the battery-people have to look forward to? If the Matrix was as smart as it should be, why not make the lives of all of the people in the Matrix even more glamorous than they already are? Let them all fly, leap buildings, etc.

      Morpheus explains that the Matrix took decades to figure out that this very idea wouldn't work; that in an Edenic Matrix, the "batteries" kept wigging out because there was no conflict in their lives.

    10. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2

      "Remember that at least a good portion of those people were genetically created by the machines."

      True enough. But the machines didn't create the species. They just put different parts together.
      Depending on what you believe, we were endowed by our creator with certain inalienable rights, or, we're a mistake, have no rights, and it's each for himself.

      I don't see how either of those lead to the machines being lord over us. Genetic designers or not, I don't see how HRS would have trouble deciding that the machines are not exactly ideal parents.

    11. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by Gudlyf · · Score: 2
      Morpheus explains that the Matrix took decades to figure out that this very idea wouldn't work; that in an Edenic Matrix, the "batteries" kept wigging out because there was no conflict in their lives.

      So have half of them in the Justice League and the others in the Legion of Doom!

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    12. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by anonymous+loser · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually the thing that struck me was the whole conservation of energy thing. A human isn't a battery, it's a GENERATOR. You have to feed and water all those humans who then convert that energy into electricity, and that food doesn't come for free either. Somewhere, somehow, the machines are getting energy from an external source (e.g. the sun, geothermal heating) to supplement the energy they already have. They are then using that energy to generate food (even if that food is other humans), which they give to the humans who generate the electricity.

      What's the point? Why not make a more efficient mechanical generator to convert directly to electricity instead? By spreading the whole process out over several steps they are just wasting more energy than they really need to.

    13. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by handorf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But of course, all of this is the exact reason why The Matrix is so popular,

      I have to disagree with this. The only question I had coming out of the first movie was "Why in the HELL wouldn't they use compost? Humans are about the most inefficient bloody electical generators you could POSSIBLY imagine." Heck, even just grow a human WITHOUT a brain (then elect him... DOH!)... our brains use up something like 60% of our total body nutrients (when at rest).

      I think that the popularity of the movie had 2 primary reasons:
      1) Leather Catsuit
      2) Guns.

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    14. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by CrackHappy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's called suspension of disbelief.

      The first time I saw this movie, I about jumped out of my seat in the theater, trying to suppress my urge to yell and scream about the plot holes.

      However, even though there are some logical consequences that we see as obvious, it doesn't actually detract from the movie itself.

      We just have to turn off that logical part of our brains that makes us twitch, and instead just say "there is no spoon" and enjoy the movie!

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    15. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2

      I thought it was Agent Smith who explained this to Morpheus...?

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    16. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by binaryDigit · · Score: 2

      As a matter of principle and desire for truth, I have no trouble saying hell.

      Right, but that is missing the point. The bigger issue that one is faced with is that if your life in the matrix were not that bad, then could you truely face the "real world".

      And of course, the bigger overarching question is, when you are in the "real world", how do you know that you are in the "real world"? How do you know it's not the matrix being smart and saying, "hey, if these fools want to live in a post apocalyptic hell, I'll give'em one to live in, making them happy". So the ultimate irony would be that you would be giving up a relatively "nice" existence, for one that pretty much sucks, but in "reality" is no better than what you originally had?!?

    17. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by jafac · · Score: 2

      I always secretly thought that in reality, the humans were not slaves, and not being used as batteries. It was all a big lie made up by Morpheus, or some "freedom fighter" many hundreds of years ago to justify the existance of humans outside of the Matrix.

      In reality - the AI's had basically SAVED humanity from itself - either an intranicene war, or simple mismanagement of the environment, humanity had destroyed the earth and made it uninhabitable, so the machines were keeping them in the Matrix as a Zoo. If you think about it, absolutely NOTHING said by Agent Smith in the first movie conflicts with this idea. So maybe it's the case.

      Perhaps the machines have been trying to tell the Freedom Fighters this truth for hundreds of years, but the Freedom Fighters do not believe them.

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    18. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by jafac · · Score: 2

      Because the machines ALREADY tried that. The humans couldn't stand it, because they thrived on suffering. Entire crops were lost - etc.

      I just loved that statement, because it's so true.
      Not that humans need to suffer. They need to have OTHERS suffer.

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    19. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by jafac · · Score: 2

      "Humans are about the most inefficient bloody electical generators you could POSSIBLY imagine." Heck, even just grow a human WITHOUT a brain (then elect him... DOH!)... our brains use up something like 60% of our total body nutrients (when at rest)."

      Um, that's what they TAUGHT you to believe (along with the 2nd law of thermodynamics) - that's only true in the Matrix. Outside of the matrix, the 2nd law of thermodynamics does not apply. Now, why they chose Humans as their perpetual motion machine rather than some complicated treadmill of sponges going through a bucket of water, I have no idea.

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    20. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by Gudlyf · · Score: 4, Informative

      The food source was liquified humans, IIRC.

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    21. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      I have to disagree with this. The only question I had coming out of the first movie was "Why in the HELL wouldn't they use compost? Humans are about the most inefficient bloody electical generators you could POSSIBLY imagine." Heck, even just grow a human WITHOUT a brain (then elect him... DOH!)... our brains use up something like 60% of our total body nutrients (when at rest).

      Definitely. They should have said that the machines needed exotic chemicals that could only be produced by an active brain. I don't know if there even are such chemicals, but it would have been a lot better than the ridiculous humans-as-batteries idea.

    22. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by broter · · Score: 2

      "The food source was liquified humans, IIRC."

      Yeah, but the laws of thermodynamics demand that you'll alway lose energy in the transfer... Something like 10% of the energy that goes into a criter ends up as usable tissue energy... So once again, Where are they getting the energy to create the food?

      I try to tell myself that the battery plot line was just the humans' best guess - not necessarily the truth(tm). Just like Agent Smith's theory that humans are actually viruses... born out of hatred for the enemy, not an actual attatchment to the truth.

      But then, knowing a few screen writers, I'm not suprised that the physics of it is screwy. I don't think many writers know the laws of thermodynamics...

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    23. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by FyRE666 · · Score: 2

      I, for one, think that if you find an entire race of people hooked up to a machine for the entirety of their lives, thinking that is living, and a good way to spend their existence, then that entire race of people needs a boot up its ass.

      I think you're trying to sell this idea to the wrong crowd, dude...

    24. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      You're probably right.

    25. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by r00tarded · · Score: 2

      much deeper problem. the matrix can be recursive. how do you know you are *out* of the matrix?

    26. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      What's the point? Why not make a more efficient mechanical generator to convert directly to electricity instead?

      I dunno--maybe because the movie would be too hard to sell if the geothermal power plants rose up to overthrow their robotic oppressors, on a world where the humans had been killed off centuries previous because they were too inefficient.

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    27. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by Col+Bat+Guano · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ah, but think about the really interesting thing.

      People inside the matrix should be able to determine that they are living inside a machine.

      The pods are spaced some distance apart so there would be delays in communication b/w people.
      If that happens then people who "live" far apart in the machine meet (perhaps they bump into each other
      on holidays) could notice latency in their conversation.

      What about researchers who do experiments on the speed of light! Surely they would notice a discrepancy.

      I suppose in the matrix the whackos are right - all of NASA's moon landings would be faked.

    28. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by Cyno · · Score: 2

      Or what if the Matris merely parallels capitalist society. I found it ironic that the society in the Matrix was exactly like "real life" America. I think this has deeper meaning. The matrix is in fact not a single machine or AI with a mind of its own, but a collective organization of governments, corporations, politics, media, etc. It enslaves us, controlling what we think and feel and how we live out their lives.
      We grow up, go to school, become an adult, party and drink and finish up college, work out our lives and die a slow death on drugs that ease our pain. We have the option to see France or Disney World or visit various parts of the world in our livetime if we save up enough money or are one of the fortunate ones. Most will just live a boring tedious life, mostly spent watching TV, enslaved, but completely ignorant and satisfied with reality as they know it.
      The solution? Um, gotta wait for the sequels I guess.. IMHO: Technology and the abolition of money.

    29. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by mgblst · · Score: 2

      I, for one, think that if you find an entire race of people hooked up to a machine for the entirety of their lives, thinking that is living, and a good way to spend their existence, then that entire race of people needs a boot up its ass.

      So where do i send the list of MMORPG players? After that, we will get around to the habitual slashdot readers...

    30. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by mgblst · · Score: 2

      See, that would be a great ending. Have a huge struggle for the "rebels", and in the last minute of the show, the reveal that it was just another scenario, to keep the people pumping juice. aka 'blue skies on mars'...

    31. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by mgblst · · Score: 2

      It's called suspension of disbelief.

      No, it is called haven't seen all the movies yet. They have to explain this better in the next two movies, or it makes the movies crap. Suspension of disbelief does not work, i am afraid. You can't just explain away huge logical falacies away with that term.

    32. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by unicron · · Score: 2

      Dude, quit with the "I'm never gonna do the 9 to 5!" bullshit. Everything thinks like you do in high school. Then the reality of the world cuts them at the kneecaps. It's really despressing for awhile but eventually you get to the point where coming home to beautiful, healthy kids in a house you can afford driving a car you own and being complete in love with your wife after years and you realize that you're a pretty fucking lucky guy. I'm sure you think you're going to race jet-ski's or be a fucking trapeeze artists or something glamorous but altogether stupid and pointless, and I hope you the best, but get with the program, sonny. Your live is as happy as you want it to be. My parents are damn near 65 years old, work out everyday, go to some different country annually on vacation, just got back from Australia, actually, so quit with the fucking mindset that all older people are dying in some bed somewhere pissing into a bag. I guarantee you I can find you a grip of seniors that would circles around your ass.

      Sorry for the rant, but I really hate that "1984" mindset so many ingnorant-of-the-world fucks have. It's easy to have radical ideals in high school when mommy is buying your lunch everyday, but in the world, they don't mean shit.

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    33. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by Cyno · · Score: 2

      Um, don't call me sonny, oldtimer. I'll be retired long before you or your children.

      Yes I'm radical, but in a good way. If you could see that then maybe we could help eachother get the work done so no one has to do it. Ever heard of this little thing called automation?

    34. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by Zorikin · · Score: 2

      > Why not make a more efficient mechanical generator to convert directly to electricity instead?

      Tony Smith came up with a novel answer to this question, but I prefer to think that what Morpheus told Neo was not actually true. In the film, the "human-based energy source" topic never comes up again, so I see no particular reason to believe it. The film doesn't say "human batteries", it only says that Morpheus says "human batteries".

      As an alternative, perhaps the AIs are using the humans as biological computers of some sort.
      See here for another.

    35. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by unicron · · Score: 2

      Get the work done so no one has to do it? How many jobs do you know of that done right never have to be done again? Their are all a SHIT-TON of jobs so dynamic that automation is utterly impossible. And in the chance you do manage to make it so that your job gets completed everyday with 0 input from you, then what? More likely than not, you'd watch tv all day at home, reveling in your new found higher-consciousness uptopian freedom. It goes back to immortalility arguement: The same people that whine about being bored on a Sunday afternoon would love to be immortal. Chances are, your job is the most interesting thing that will happen to you in a given day.

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    36. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by LtOcelot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Stupid explanations aren't entertaining -- they're distracting. If the screenwriters didn't have a good reason for why humans were being kept alive, they should have just said, "No one knows why they keep humans alive." It would have left a mystery much more interesting than the implausible and unnecessary explanation given.

    37. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by n3m6 · · Score: 2

      beowulf cluster of brains .
      hehe

    38. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 2

      "Suspension of disbelief does not work, i am afraid. You can't just explain away huge logical falacies away with that term."

      You mean that you expect Peter Jackson to explain in Return Of The King the scientific principles governing how the one ring control the others? I mean, if he doesn't explain it better the movie is crap.

      PS: Could you please e-mail me the blue prints of the warp drive or, even better, of the iconian portal?

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    39. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by mgblst · · Score: 2

      You are mistaken, this is not suspension of disbelief. What your examples are is of sci-fi/ fantasy elements. The problem is huge plot holes in the story, logical inconsistincies. If we assume that a warp drive exists in a story, then it exists, we don't have to prove it. But if someone dies, yet somehow comes back to life in a scene later on, it might be nice to explain it.

    40. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 2


      Sorry to reply a week later but I was away at some friend's house for christmas.

      "The problem is huge plot holes in the story, logical inconsistincies."

      Yeah, but we are talking about breaking the second law of thermodynamics here, producing energy from harvesting humans without energetic input from the sun, which is just as impossible according to today's science as the warp drive and is just a McDuffin (or whatever is the term), that is a thing whose nature doesn't really matter because it is only here to justify the story. Like in Ronin, when they try to recover a briefcase but you never know what's inside and where it doesn't matter if it was the plans to a new weapon or next year's sports result or the answer to life, the universe and everything, so is it the case in Matrix where it doesn't matter wether humans are batteries or generators and how the hell do they break the laws of thermodynamics?

      Saying that it is a plot hole because it would be more efficient to use a better process htat isn't using humans falls with the same problem, i.e. the film isn't about the soundness of using humans as energy sources, it is about the struggle against slavery of the human race.

      Feel free to continue seeing these as plot hole, I will continue not to care and enjoy good movies while still knowing better than my non geeky friends that have no idea how stupid it would be if it was taken seriously as a "world energy shortage" solution.

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    41. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. by mgblst · · Score: 2

      Sure using humans as batteries is a silly idea. The one thing that keeps me interested is the fact, nah hope, that this turns out to be not the complete truth. Either morpheus is lying, for his own reasons, or he doesn't know the whole truth either.

  7. i can see it now by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    dispite the recent 'jackass' stunts done on tv, a teenager will try to jump into another person, or jump off a cliff, or get into a telephone booth while getting a dump truck to smash into them... and then joe lieberman will want these movies controlled :)

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  8. Re:How is there more story? by JohnnyBolla · · Score: 2

    You aren't seriously confused about this, are you?

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  9. Spoilers by galaga79 · · Score: 2

    You're not kidding about the spoilers, it almost gives away the entire end climax for "The Matrix Reloaded". I only skimmed the article but it seems like a quite informative read given that I knew very little about parts 2 and 3 prior. It is also interesting to note the following:-

    Silver is promising a climactic battle like we've never seen before: a 17-minute sequence that alone cost about two thirds of the budget of the first "Matrix." (That film, in case you're wondering, cost $65 million.)

    Given the recent discussions about the climatic battle in The Towers, and the Clone Wars in Episode which I found impressive, it seems to be the selling point of these movies and is making bigger and badder battles.

    1. Re:Spoilers by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2

      "Given the recent discussions about the climatic battle in The Towers, and the Clone Wars in Episode which I found impressive, it seems to be the selling point of these movies and is making bigger and badder battles."

      This makes sense. The battle is the orgasm of a movie :) They even call it the 'climax' of the storyline, and fighting and sex are the two oldest and strongest instincts, probably indistinguishable on some levels in the brain. If you're getting a satisfactory mindfuck from the first matrix, and they want to lure you to the newest mental copulation, they need to promise and deliver a better orgasm :)

  10. Spoilers? by airrage · · Score: 2

    You mean we don't win in the end? Come on, we're going to see the Wizard of Oz at the end right? And realize he's just a man behind a green curtain. Oh, I'm gonna wish for a new brain.... :)

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  11. But can Keanu Reeve's be more than dumbfounded? by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I always thought that the Matrix was perfect for Keanu Reeve's. For 90 percent of the movie, he had to stand around and act dumbfounded. Something he does quite well. In my opinion, the last ten minutes of the movie, where he "understands" his place in the Matrix, was where he did his worst acting.

    Since in the sequels he'll be required to act more than dumbfounded, I'm not confident that he will be able to pull it off. Maybe that's why they're releasing bang-bang, one right after the other.

    BTW, I have the same thoughts about casting in the Terminator, Arnold didn't have to act either. A perfect role.

    1. Re:But can Keanu Reeve's be more than dumbfounded? by aderusha · · Score: 2

      i found it to be keanu reeve's best showing since bill and ted's for the very same reason - he's damn good at standing around being generally confused.

      any part that actually requires him to act is another thing altogether...

  12. I for one by suman28 · · Score: 2

    I for one am really looking forward to seeing how the series ends. The first was a great movie. Usually sequels are not that great, but then again, this is not a sequel.

    1. Re:I for one by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

      I liked it too, it was a great action flick with a little bit of mysticism, and massive holes in the plot. Why did the Matrix let these programs in? Is there no MacAffee to stop the "TrinityAndNeoWithLotsOfGuns" program? Besides the whole physics aspect of it, why select humans as your battery? Why select the one animal that could organize enough to rise up? If the agents can make Keanu's mouth disappear (which would be freakish for him, and break out of the "Matrix respects physics" kinda mode) but the agents can't make his gun jam or him run out of bullets? Why would Cypher sell out? He can get all the pseudo-stuff he wants in the computers on the ship, he doens't need the Matrix to give it to him. I could go on with holes for hours, but it was a good action film, with groundbreaking special effects, though I've never been happy that a movie that revolutionized filmmaking has anything to do with Keanu.

      Though the special effects set new standards, a lot of this was due to the marrying of Hong Kong style action to a big budget Hollywood film. Check out some of John Woo's work, especially with Tony Leung and Chow Yun Phat and you'll see some good stuff. Teh Matrix stuff wasn't really groundbreaking compared to whats been going on in HK for years, just bigger budget, and more people saw it.

      As far as the sequels stuff goes, my opinion is that there are two types of sequels, those to make money and those to continue the story. Those ther just to make money, generally suck. They forget that one of the reasons we liked the first movie is that they showed us new people, new characters, new actions. Then they find various ways of re-hashing. Another 48 hours, Rocky series, Police Academy series. Nothing new. The better ones have a story to tell, a different one. The Matrix sequels seem to have that a bit, though I have more hope for 3 (when they fight in the real world) then in 2, in which they fight in the Matrix, which they've already done to some extent.

  13. Re:Crazy by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2

    "Previews 6 months before the movie, geez.
    Overhype maybe?"

    Maybe, though not unusual these days. LOTR2 and T3 both started promos six months or MORE (T3) before the anticipated date of 1st showing, and there are probably others. I dont go to movies that often, but those are the 2 I noticed.

    p.s. I also think the extra 'x' thing needs to be explained... Did I miss something?

  14. Re:How is there more story? by Gudlyf · · Score: 2
    God in the Matrix, yes, but not in the "real world" where he can't really fly, leap tall buildings, etc.

    We need to see all those millions(?) of people being used as batteries become self aware and kick the shite out of the machines in the real world.

    ...but then there's that pesky problem of the "real world" being a barren wasteland, covered in clouded darkness. Makes that blue pill sound not so bad afterall. That's one thing that bothered me from the 1st movie -- that the "solution" humans had to defeat the machines was to blacken the skies and basically wipe out all natural vegetation on Earth? Nice move.

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  15. Re:is this a prequel or a sequel? by TBone · · Score: 2

    Reloaded and Revolutions are sequels to Matrix 1.

    The next 2 that come out will be the prequels.

    So, the lineup looks like:

    Prequel 1
    Prequel 2
    The Matrix
    Matrix Reloaded
    Matris Revolutions

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  16. Re:How is there more story? by jgerman · · Score: 2

    We need to see all those millions(?) of people being used as batteries become self aware and kick the shite out of the machines in the real world.


    No we don't. This is why I feel that there is no reason for a sequel. As usual Hollywood in their pursuit of money is overtelling another story. The first Matrix was great, pelnty of substance, and really overachieved as far as my expectations were concerned. The sequels will most likely be nothing more than standard action movies.


    Kinda like sequel's to Highlander ... blech.

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  17. Spoiler by PD · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, the article says that they capture the keymaker who has all the keys to the doors in the matrix.

    I hope that this movie is a little more than Neo and Trinity slapping the keymaker around in a room on the Nebuchadnezzar, yelling "sign my certificate! SIGN MY CERTIFICATE! SIGN IT NOW!"

    1. Re:Spoiler by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 2

      If Trinity is topless, I would still pay too see that movie.

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    2. Re:Spoiler by RatBastard · · Score: 2

      Or worse: "There is no Trinity. There is only Zuul!"

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  18. Re:is this a prequel or a sequel? by jgerman · · Score: 2
    I'm not quite sure what plot holes, you're referring to.


    1. Morpheus didn't die.

    2. Neo didn't "beat" the Matrix.


    I'm really not looking forward to a sequel. The original was well done and a good movie. The sequels will be nothing but overtold action flicks. However, the justification can be made, without plot holes, for sequels, I just don't feel that they SHOULD be made.

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  19. Yup by Auckerman · · Score: 2

    "The Matrix" borrowed heavily from several sources, mostly comic books, Japanese anime and Asian kung fu movies (graphic). "But I think people misunderstand art when they say things like that," says Pope. "Once you filter an influence through yourself, it's not the same thing anymore--if you really filter it. There's a film vocabulary out there, and it's for everybody to use."

    This is exactly why copyright should fall in the public domain after a short time.

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    1. Re:Yup by bje2 · · Score: 2

      how about "Alice in Wonderland"...the article forgot to mention that, but there were some good AIW themes/similarities in the Matrix...

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  20. Re:How is there more story? by UberOogie · · Score: 2
    I just don't understand how there will be more of a story out of "matrix".

    Not a problem. there wasn't any story in the original.

    comicbookguy
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    /comicbookguy

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  21. Re:Crazy by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2

    No way. If you ask me, they've been pretty conservative (or, at least, standard) with The Matrix. Hell, I've seen marketing devices (posters, cardboard cutouts, etc) and previews for movies up to a year in advance of the release (Captain Corelli's Mandolin comes to mind).

  22. I can die a happy man! by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been attacked by a grammer troll. Maybe that's a syntax troll? Ah who cares, I've been trolled!

  23. Re:I wonder... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, I've had this discussion with some friends of mine. The fact is, the first Matrix movie was, for all intents and purposes, incredibly hokey (I know it, you know it... but we loved it anyway :). The acting was... well... horrible, and the plot, while interesting, was not *that* innovative (although, I rather enjoyed it). BUT, the movie had two things: incredble action, and style. There was something interesting and unique about the feel of The Matrix. But now, with Hollywood copying many of the styalistic elements (eg. the fight scene choreography), The Matrix sequels may not provide the same bang that the original did.

    So, we have a problem: the sequels will be just as hokey as the original. This is undeniable (after all, Keanu is still in them ;). So, if they simply match the original Matrix in style and form, they will be relatively unoriginal and people will accuse them of simplying "copying" the first movie. Hence, the question $65,000 becomes: how will the Wachowski brothers one-up themselves for the sequels. I have no idea, but I'm sure looking forward to finding out. :)

  24. Re:Matrixx? by Dannon · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Whoa. Deja vu."
    "What?"
    "I saw a mispelling go by, then I saw another one, just like it."
    "How much like it? Was it the same mispelling?"
    "I dunno, might've been."

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  25. Re:Matrixx? by csguy314 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "There is no story."

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  26. Re:i hope i'm not disappointed again.... by smd4985 · · Score: 2

    THANK YOU!
    gollum was WAY too cutesy. gollum is a villainous wretch of a creature, corrupted by absolute evil for over 500 years. it is true he had a pathetic, obsequious side, but jackson made him WAY too likeable....

    and gimli was unfairly cast as a clown. the guy killed 49 orcs during one battle in the book but he can't keep up with aragorn and legolas during their manly run in the movie.

    and how did merry and pippin not only manage to TRICK treebeard into destroying isengard, but they also ensured that the whole lot of other ents were in the woods when treebeard conveniently got hot. very cheap and prostethic, the usual hollywood crapola....

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  27. Re:i hope i'm not disappointed again.... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2

    Actually, I never once thought Gollum was cute... unfortunately, some of the scenes where Gollum appeared funny were probably not deliberate. For example, when he was "fighting" with himself... many people laughed in the theatre, whereas I felt pity for him. And that was the point: I started to feel for Gollum. He was taken by the ring and used. He couldn't control his destiny, and now he finds himself twisted and warped. And at the same time, Gollum serves as a mirror for Frodo; an image of what he could become if he is not strong enough. So, Gollum also provides additional insight into the struggle Frodo is enduring.

    As for the way he is depicted, in the books, he fawns over Frodo, at first, because Frodo is the first person to ever take pity on him and be kind to him. Later, of course, it becomes an act when Frodo effectively betrays him (probably one of the more heartwrenching scenes in the movie and the books, as, at that point, Gollum is truly foresaken) and Gollum decides to lead him into Shelob's lair.

    Now, as for Gimli... I couldn't agree more. Dwarves are depicted in the books as strong, honourable, and dignified, if a little bit stupid and greedy at times (eg, The Hobbit). But to turn him into comic relief went much too far, IMHO.

  28. Re:Catering to ADHD by kill-hup · · Score: 2
    I think we've had enough of all three already ;)

    Seriously, "The Matrix" was released back in 1999. Four years to the sequel(s) isn't a short wait. Personally, I'm glad they're releasing them both within such a short span.

    The last sequel I waited a long time for (and wasn't even sure they'd make) was Beverly Hills Cop III. Seven years, and it wasn't even that good. Let's hope the Newsweek article is right and the upcoming Matrix sequels will be worth the wait.

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  29. Why is it... by blamanj · · Score: 2

    ...that a supposedly "futuristic" movie has to devolve into car chases?

    Hollywood...we blow things up.

    1. Re:Why is it... by Waab · · Score: 2

      Why is it that a supposedly "futuristic" movie has to devolve into car chases?

      Plain and simple,
      car chases rule.

    2. Re:Why is it... by mgblst · · Score: 2

      Car chases suck. The only decent car chase, was the one in duckman episode, "I, Duckman", the very first episode.

    3. Re:Why is it... by drivers · · Score: 2

      As opposed to kung fu fighting and gunplay? What's your point?

  30. here's a review I did by smack_attack · · Score: 2

    I'm pretty sure I was the first to preview this movie, I collected scraps from the Warner Bros cutting room floor and was able to piece together an in-depth review:

    http://www.stephenvandyke.com/?p=article&id=21 06

  31. Guns, lots of guns by John+Harrison · · Score: 2

    That was about all I knew about The Matrix when I went into the theater (I had seen the trailer) and I was blown away. Completely surprised by the plot and the details. Because of this I am avoiding any spoilers for the next two. I wouldn't want to know what to expect. Though it is tempting to know what happens I will resist!

    1. Re:Guns, lots of guns by John+Harrison · · Score: 2
      Spoiler for the next two: No guns...

      Crap, I knew I shouldn't have read any responses.

      Actually I didn't care much for the guns, I just thought that particular line in the trailer was hilarious and is signified that this was going to be a movie that went a step beyond anything the had come before.

  32. Heretic! by jabber01 · · Score: 2

    You, my friend, have just explained away all religion. I hope you're proud of yourself!

    Seriously, consider what you've said in the context of the casting out from the Garden of Eden of Adam and Eve. They tasted of the fruit of the tree of knowledge, they desired to be like God in the one manner which God had forbidden them. They learned the truth and fell from grace. Ignorance was bliss, as living in ignorance is as living in Paradise. As we grow in knowledge, we desire to return to the innocence of our ignorant youth. Hence, by tempting Eve with the fruit of the tree, Satan became both Man's damnation and teacher. And, in consideration of what you say about choosing truth, Lucifer is The Messiah, who freed us from ignorance.

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    1. Re:Heretic! by jafac · · Score: 2

      Um, God made Adam and Eve in His image, so they were already "like" Him, weren't they?

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    2. Re:Heretic! by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2

      "Damn, I wish people would move on and cut out that faith nonesense..."

      Hahahah, what if that's just what the big 'D' wants you to say!? In essence, you have become the sheep! :P

  33. Re:Centropolis shut down? by furiousgeorge · · Score: 2

    Centropolis was NOT doing the majority of the CGI work - they were doing a minimum amount of work.... around 100 shots. And that work has been moved over to Sony Pictures Imageworks who is more than capable.

  34. Who ya gonna call? by jmoriarty · · Score: 2

    The article mentions how the Matrix used ideas from other stories, and I see a Key Maker is an integral part of the plot. Could this be none other than Vince Clortho, the Keymaster of Gozer?

    Out of work these many years and demoted to Key Maker, he has aligned himself with the uber-machines in an attempt to regain control of the mortal realm. Can Neo defeat the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Battle Droid? Will Morpheus and Trinity have to cross their streams? Only time will tell!

    (Before anyone tries to debunk this by pointing out that the Key Maker is played by "a tiny Asian man", have you seen any pictures of Rick Moranis lately?)

  35. Re:Things that are stupid in the matrix by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2
  36. Re:that's matrix with one x by mustangdavis · · Score: 2

    No, this time, there going to use a 2D matrix ... and they need a way to index it :)

    I know, that was bad, but c'mon, you wanna laugh ...

  37. Re:is this a prequel or a sequel? by Darth_brooks · · Score: 2

    Beating the Matrix isn't that hard. Up down Up Down Left Right Left Right B A B A Start (the sequence he used to be Morpheus) gave him Thirty Lives. They just edited out the other 28 attempts to improve to flow of the film.

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  38. Re:Sigh, you don't get it.. by jgerman · · Score: 2

    Uhh, yeah, that means I didn't read the story. Or it COULD mean that I knew they were planned in advance I STILL feel they aren't needed... which they aren't.

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  39. Not possible anyways by phorm · · Score: 2

    Nice try at BS'ing... and it would make a cool plot twist. The only problem is that agents are electronic and computerized entities. The don't have human bodies. Unless Neo were an android, which I'm sure they would have realized as they were rebuilding his body etc etc, that plot twist is a no-fly.

    Still thing it would be cool though.

  40. ObComment on Equilibrium by mbourgon · · Score: 2

    If you haven't seen Equilibrium yet (or have no idea what I'm talking about), do yourself a favor and go take a look.

    Reason I mention it in this thread is that some of the influences are the same, most people who liked The Matrix will like this, and it's too good a movie to die this quickly. I saw it last Thursday, and was astounded by it. Sure, there are a lot of cool fight scenes, but it's also a good movie, doing certain things you didn't expect (several bits of foreshadowing are slick), has an actual story, good acting, good dialog, makes you think, and overall is a great movie.

    Go see it.

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  41. Re:I wonder... by Cire · · Score: 2

    Obviously, you didn't read the article, which essenciallly addresses all of the problems you just brought it.

    Is it original (plot wise)? Not entirly, but no one else had put those combinations of things together before. And is any art entirely original, or is it a re-interpretation of someone else ideas.

    Were the effects original and can they be out-done? Yes. No one had ever done things like that before, which is why everyone tried to rip it off. They claim to have done amazing new things which will be impossible for people without huge budgets to rip off.

    Cire

  42. Re:Things that are stupid in the matrix by Waab · · Score: 2

    I'm afraid we can't pin the whole "humans-as-batteries" thing on The Matrix. Stephen King had that little nugget of joy working in The Tommyknockers more than a decade before Neo first said "Whoa".

    I think the real reason the machines would keep people around after taking over the earth is quite simple. Without humans, the machines wouldn't have anything to do. Do you honestly think that once the machines took over they would be able to keep themselves occupied for more than a few minutes without humans?

    Let's face it, no matter how sentient machines may become, they're most likely still going to be constrained by some finite-valued logic system. They need us for new ideas. Without new ideas, they'll have nothing to do. With nothing to do, they might as well not exist.

  43. Do you want to (have to) live forever? by SecurityGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I like the idea that a big story can be told in a reasonable time. The matrix from 1999 to 2003 is...longish. LOTR in 3 years is...longish. In each case I see the film and think "I can't wait to see the next one." I have to, and to be blunt, that bites. If the sequel came out a month later, I'd be *highly* likely to see it. If it comes out years later, I might well be interested in other things by then.

    Then there's Star Wars, which is pushing 30 years to finish a story which can be summed up as "Faction takes over galaxy, nefarious faction leader subverts powerful good guy, child of subverted good guy reconverts dad, who kills nefarious faction leader, presumably freeing galaxy."

    Seriously, I've had friends (well, one, but one's enough) born around or after Episode IV who didn't live long enough to see Episode II. I don't want a movie to cover a major span of my life. It's entertainment. Give it to me over a shorter span, or don't expect me to get too invested in it. These guys get major credit from me for shooting the movies simultaneously and not making me wait 5 years for the conclusion.

  44. Well.... by eclectro · · Score: 2


    I guess this means that the MPAA boycott is off....

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  45. Re:Things that are stupid in the matrix by Andy_R · · Score: 2

    It would have been so easy to say the machines used human brains as CPUs, and that's why they kept us around, instead of the battery rubbish.

    I assume that in the later films we must find out that Morpheus was wrong about the reason the machnes are keeping humans around.

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  46. Matrixx? by grub · · Score: 2


    Isn't it spelled Matrix... unless, of course, Redd Foxx wrote the storyline.

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  47. Prequels? WTF? by Wee · · Score: 2
    Reloaded and Revolutions are sequels to Matrix 1. The next 2 that come out will be the prequels.

    Have you, by chance, been away for a very long time in a place without access to mainstream media?

    There are three movies in the series. "The Matrix" was the first one. We've already seen that one, by the way. "The Matrix Reloaded" will be the second. "The Matrix Revolutions" will be the third. And that's pretty much all there is. No prequels. Just the three. Or am I missing something in your post?

    -B

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  48. Don't read this by MicroBerto · · Score: 2

    I stopped reading this article halfway through. I don't want to know ANY of this... and see no benefit to reading the rest of the article, except you will no longer be surprised when some things happen.

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  49. Re:Catering to ADHD by FyRE666 · · Score: 2

    I think what is the worst is that they are releasing two sequels the same year. Whatever happened to waiting, speculation, and hype?

    Yeah, because look how well that idea worked for the dot.com industry ;-)

  50. Re:Exactly my point by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2

    "So, even according to the Bible itself, blind obedience like the one that Religion demands, is a Sin."

    Lol. Seeing as grand generalizations are almost always wrong, you want to stand by the statement that nowhere in the bible does it say to just believe? Or that it says somewhere that blind belief/faith is a sin?

    References please? :-P

  51. Re:Thanks a lot, Morpheus. - MOD PARENT FUNNY. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2

    LOL. I guess you have a point :P

  52. Re:Sigh, you don't get it.. by jgerman · · Score: 2

    Nothing, to each his own, but for me the Matrix was a great movie, I hate to see it degenerate (that's obviously MHO) into just an action movie. They're boring as far as I'm concerned.

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  53. Only one thing can save the Matrix films... by Slur · · Score: 2

    Wil Wheaton!

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  54. I am sooo glad I knew nothing about the 1st movie. by krinsh · · Score: 2

    I just followed my friends in to see it one night and was completely blown away. Why, oh why didn't *I* take the blue pill? That was the first movie in many years I went out of my way to see several times in the theater; and have seen several more times since then on video and DVD. I skimmed these articles; and am an avid viewer of whatisthematrix.com, but I am trying to avoid spoilers myself because I hope that the next two are the equals of their predecessor.

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  55. Humans as Hard Drives, Not Batteries by Databass · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The whole Humans as Power Source part of the Matrix really bothered me. The machines would entrap humans only if they needed a resource that only humans could provide. That resource is not energy. I don't care how many BTUs of energy the human body produces, the machines could get more energy by combining "a form of fusion" in rats, cockroaches, or maybe algae. Any of those life forms would be far simpler to care for and less rebellious too.

    So I've concluded that Morpheus is somewhat incorrect (GASP) and that the machines are using humans as hard drives, not batteries. Think about it. This explains the Matrix a lot better. We know that the Agents can "possess" any human by "teleporting" into them. This is essentially copying their entire data into that human's brain at amazing bandwidth. We can assume that with its great interconnectivity and ability to store huge quantities of data such as video and audio, the human mind is one of the only appropriate storage mediums for the machines. This would explain why the machines create a world that attempts to stimulate the human brain as opposed to inducing a comatose state or inflicting the newborne humans with mental retardation: Only a healthy mind makes an acceptable organic host for the machines.

    This line of thinking even hints at a possible resolution for the entire series: The humans could help the Machines invent a replacement storage medium besides human brains. Any information medium with data density equal the human brain should be sufficient. Then the machines could agree to float off into space and inhabit only worlds inhospitable to humans. (There are plenty.) This would leave the humans free to live out their lives on M class planets, although I suspect they would only pollute them to death anyway. (Agent Smith was pretty accurate in his assesment of industrial humans as viral.)

    I've wanted to get this off my chest for a long time, now that I've posted on slashdot I can consider myself heard. ; -)

  56. Re:Lord of the Rings by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 2

    It's also important to note they aern't sequels, they are one year interludes while they finish the CG elements for the next movie.

    The year is like a big long intermission.

    It makes alot more sense if you think of it that way.

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  57. Re:Things that are stupid in the matrix by taion · · Score: 2
    Let's face it, no matter how sentient machines may become, they're most likely still going to be constrained by some finite-valued logic system. They need us for new ideas. Without new ideas, they'll have nothing to do. With nothing to do, they might as well not exist.
    Except human neurones (all neurones rather) are a finite-valued logic system too. As are all the chemical reactions that power them. Oops. There goes that line of thought.
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  58. Re:I wonder... by Grab · · Score: 2

    Keanu has his own style and put everything he had into that movie

    Yep, and that's the problem, really.

    Troll, I know, but please ppl, face facts - Keanu Reeves' best work was Bill and Ted, a movie in which the main requirement was to act badly but look cool. A job which he did well, for the same reason that Hervé Villechaize was good at being short.

    Grab.