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Microsoft: Because Bugs are Cool

h_orion writes "According to Mr. Gates, Microsoft recieves 'Less than one percent' call volume in relation to bugs. He also blames the users lack of knowledge as a cause of some of these bugs. He goes on to say that the feeling of frustration that people hold towards bugs is a sociological issue, rather than technical saying that people complain about software bugs 'Because it's cool.' Read more in this interview." Boy, where do you even begin...

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  1. Closed source.... by CyberSlugGump · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although the MS Knowledge base is good a resolving lots of questions/bugs I wish it were more like Bugzilla....

    1. Re:Closed source.... by TheLamb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...I just wish there were less bugs.

    2. Re:Closed source.... by darkpurpleblob · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Although the MS Knowledge base is good a resolving lots of questions/bugs I wish it were more like Bugzilla....

      Why do you wish it was more like Bugzilla? The KB is, well, a knowledge base, not a bug tracking system. I also find the MS KB far easier to search and than Bugzilla. Nonetheless searching the MS KB can still be frustrating.

    3. Re:Closed source.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...I just wish there were less bugs.

      Why, if you'd only RTFA, you'd know that Microsoft has granted your wish. Any remaining bugs are a matter of faulty perception - yours. Find the interface convoluted? Maybe it's your BRAIN that's convoluted. Why, you're lucky they deign to allow you to purchase and use licences for their software at all.

      Just as In Soviet Russia, when the system fails to work it's ALWAYS a matter of the inadequacy and weaknesses of the human users.

    4. Re:Closed source.... by npietraniec · · Score: 2, Funny

      or links from slashdot apparently.

    5. Re:Closed source.... by zeno_2 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I used to work at a company who did MS support, and the Knowledge Base is probably the most helpful tool I had. It was fairly fast, and I heard the database we searched thru was quite a few terabytes. The only thing that I would liked would have been a way to link between articles and such, as they were just text files.

      I would also have to say that from my 4 yrs of phone support experience with MS products, not very many of them were because of *bugs*. I was able to pull up cases where the problem was a bug, but that usually happened with fairly large buisness accounts that didn't use frontline support so we never saw any of that. Probably the biggest causes of support calls were these:

      a - Outdated drivers
      b - Just too much installed to where they had 20+ icons in the system tray
      c - how-to issues, people not knowing how to do something, etc.

      I think the support there is pretty good, it all matters if you get a good tech or not, but overall its pretty good.

    6. Re:Closed source.... by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Now, perhaps Bill is a bit overzealous in his statements, but it's a combination of bad questions and bad answers.

      Bill said the don't release new products for bug fixes, and they don't. They release patches and service packs for that. He never said they don't fix bugs, and he was never asked.

      His percentages are probably right - If I find a bug in some MS software, I might to a search for it on the Microsoft Support Center, or I might just let it go. I wouldn't call Microsoft to report it. Do you call them when you find what you think is a bug?

      Saying that it's frequently user error probably comes from the support centers as well. Plenty of vendors and ISPs are happy referring people to MS because it's not something they support, and Microsoft probably will. I'm sure a large percentage of their calls are new users who just aren't familiar with the programs or interface, and call complaining about errors they cause through ignorance. I am not saying those people are stupid, they just haven't learned yet.

      Macs used to come with a nice thick manual telling you about files, folders, windows, menus, and more. It also had two tutorials for people who hadn't used computers. Those things have been lost because "everyone uses computers" which makes learning the new systems harder. Windows XP has a "Learn XP" link on the desktop of XP Home on a Dell I purchased recently.

      As for complaining about bugs being "cool" I think Bill has taken the word too far. "En vogue" perhaps, but I think it's a product of the problem - there are either a substantial quantity of reproducible bugs, or a quantity of reproducible design/function flaws that make using the programs hard. Maybe both.

      Also, the "Executive Summary" is a vicious twisting of Bill's words. The truth in the article is sufficient for me. My summary goes this way:
      - Users calling support often don't know what they are doing.
      - New releases aren't for bug fixes. (Repeat a few times for full effect.
      - Not many people are reporting bugs.
      - Bill's interpretation of why people complain about bugs is very unique.

      Hopefully you will look past any ill will you harbor toward Microsoft or Bill himself and see the interview is poorly executed, and that is as much to blame for the responses as Bill himself is.

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    7. Re:Closed source.... by JohnFluxx · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe people don't report bugs because they don't want to pay MS to report bugs?
      Have you seen how expensive those phone calls are..

    8. Re:Closed source.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Bill said the don't release new products for bug fixes, and they don't. They release patches and service packs for that.

      Really. Why don't you do a little research, and find out A) when Visual Studio .NET was released, B) how many problems it has, and C) how many "patches and service packs", as you put it, have been released.

      For extra credit, 1) find out how long the new beta has been available, 2) how many problems it fixes, 3) how many times it has been plugged on the Microsoft support groups by Microsoft employees, 4) when their planned full release date is, 5) when the "patches and service packs" for the current version are scheduled to be made available (hint: answer (4) first), 6) what problems those will address, and finally, 7) just how much it will cost you to get those bug fixes today.

      I'm serious, go find out. Answer all of those questions, and then tell me about the "patches and service packs" (LAMO!)

    9. Re:Closed source.... by smagruder · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think people don't report bugs to MS because the support reps are "programmed" to deny real bugs one way or another, so it's not really worth the effort. In my own experience in reporting problems to MS, I've had support reps do one or more of the following:

      1. Play dumb through many discussion iterations, pretending not to understand where the issue lies. I say "pretending" because it's easy to tell that they are twisting the words of my problem description on purpose, when if they simply took my words and test examples at face-value, they would clearly see the issue.
      2. Pushing a workaround on me as if it were a wonderful solution (so perhaps I can go and leave them alone). I'm sorry, but a workaround is usually *not* a solution.
      3. Even if they acknowledge there's an issue, they act as if there's nothing they can do--not even report it internally. Even when it's a super-obvious bug in their product.

      It seems to me that the role of the MS support rep is to ensure that bug reporters come to realize the futility of bug reporting, apparently so that MS can keep its stats looking pretty.

      --
      Steve Magruder, Metro Foodist
    10. Re:Closed source.... by zaphod110676 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The reason people don't report bugs is because people expect their computers not to work correctly all the time. I've met a number of people whose computers lock up on a daily basis. They think nothing of it. They just cycle the power and continue on their merry way. Bill's right. It is a sociological phenomenon. The PC industry with Microsoft at the center has programmed consumers to think it's okay when their product fails. It's far more cost effective than fixing the problem.

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    11. Re:Closed source.... by rirugrat · · Score: 4, Funny
      New releases aren't for bug fixes. (Repeat a few times for full effect).

      "F$*# that...Punt it to Longhorn!"

      Chris

    12. Re:Closed source.... by peg0cjs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A lot of it has to do with how long it takes to report bugs. I had to contact one of their tech support lines for a server-product related item. I am totally not making this up:

      1. I waited 92 minutes on hold before giving up and passing the call over to one of our project managers to make.
      2. She waited 75 minutes on hold before being disconnected.
      3. She called back and waited 91 minutes before reaching a person, who told her to call back later!

      I completely believe that 1% of calls are bug reports. Who would bother waiting through this kind of shit to report a bug that has almost 0 chance of actually being fixed. Not to mention that intermittent (i.e. non-reproducable errors) will NEVER be reported, because MS will tell you it's your fault.

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    13. Re:Closed source.... by Fragbert · · Score: 4, Informative

      My 5-person R&D team has found two bugs in Microsoft Products (one in the VB6 runtime and one in MSMQ) in the past year. In both cases, Microsoft was quick to verify the bugs, escalate the issues quickly and provide us with hotfixes. We've had no problem with Microsoft's developer support taking us seriously and working with us to make sure everything rolls along smoothly.

    14. Re:Closed source.... by Xformer · · Score: 4, Funny

      And, following that logic, if someone breaks into a Windows-based server that handles "secure" financial transactions and steals the financial information of a few hundred thousand people, then I guess Windows should not have been running on that server.

      I LOVE this logic! :-)

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    15. Re:Closed source.... by baldass_newbie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Guy I worked with was a MOUS and hit a snag in MS Access. Since he was a participant in their expert helpline, he called MS to see if they could recommend anyone to help him. They said they'd check.
      A half hour later he got a call from MicroSoft outlining his problem to him and asking if he had any clues as to why it was happening.
      He finally realized they were calling him to answer his problem.

      --
      The opposite of progress is congress
    16. Re:Closed source.... by Ivan+Raikov · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is something written by one of my professors, some time after Win 95 was released. I thought it is strangely appropriate for this occasion.

      Date: Sat, 12 Apr 1997 06:03:30 -0400 (EDT)
      From: Olin Shivers
      To: sunday-lunch-list
      Subject: Losing $35
      Reply-to: shivers@ai.mit.edu

      No lunch on Sunday, I am afraid.

      Having just concluded a continuous 14-hour conversation with technical support people at Microsoft, my weekend plans have been altered to simply sleep.

      The original topic was, "Why am I able to use my floppy drive in DOS, but not in Windows on the (brand new) Pentium box Hillary just bought, with the (brand new) Win95 installation?" Microsoft promised to resolve the issue, or refund my up-front consultation fee. Thirty-five bucks. (You're way ahead of me, I'm sure.) Did I mention this box had plug 'n play hardware and BIOS? Takes care of installation and configuration *automatically*.

      Fourteen hours later, however, the issues had become much deeper and more richly textured. Hillary, who Just Doesn't Get It, wanted to break off the phone call and go return the system around hour five. And hour ten. I told her to shut the fuck up and go home. Things had gotten beyond "fixing" the "computer."

      I did get to know three technical support staff rather well; I was certainly impressed by their perseverance and courteousness. They were a little frightened by my focus, I think -- senior technical consultant #3 kept checking the logs he'd gotten from junior technical consultants #1 and #2, and asking me if I'd really been having a continuous conversation since 2 pm. He also kept getting concerned that I was running up a painful phone bill. I told him it was OK, not to worry about it. I didn't tell him I'd managed to get in on an 800 number (which entitles me to chalk up the $35 I paid them as a "pyrrhic failure," I guess).

      In the end, Win95 had been reinstalled 3 times, from scratch. Individual drivers had been downloaded off the net and installed dozens of times. The system had been rebooted on average once every 3 minutes, I would estimate, for well over half a day. At some point, each of my floppy, cd rom, serial ports, modem, and display had all worked. For one golden moment, they had all worked. But upon the next reboot, it all vanished, a fleeting, evanescent moment of forever-after unattainable satori.

      Needless to say, neither the system nor the floppy drive now work. But I certainly learned a very valuable lesson from the experience, and one would have to be mean-spirited and churlish not to consider the $35 fee that currently remains on my credit card anything but a welcome reminder of such hard-earned wisdom. A cash mnemonic, as it were.

      My current plans, beyond abandoning my friends for the weekend, center around going to Lechemere, and returning their Pentium system (which was really cheap, by the way -- it's truly remarkable what a bargain I got on the thing) by the simple expedient of hurling the box from the sun-roof of my car through some convenient plate-glass window, en passant.

      I might add that when the revolution comes, and the mob at the factory gates drags Bill Gates screaming from behind the wheel of his Porsche 959, I, for one, will not be there to urge clemency.

      Good night.
      -Olin

    17. Re:Closed source.... by WolfFang · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Give me a break. Microsoft fully refunds your money if your call turns out to be a real bug. You are only charged if you call for technical support or for user error. The system actually works very well and I have had a lot of success in reporting bugs to Microsoft and actually getting them patched or worked around.

      Of course it is still generally a lot easier to get a bug reported and fixed with an open source product, but that goes without saying.

    18. Re:Closed source.... by renehollan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      While the tone of the interview was harsh toward ol' Billy Gee, his responses make business sense:

      It is not profitable to fix bugs...

      ... at least that's what Microsoft's purported customer feedback indicates.

      If anything, bug fixes, service packs, and other ancilliary releases represent an expense for Microsoft -- as much a part of P.R. than anything: convincing people that they take quality seriously, and that the next release will be "better", and so worth buying.

      Apparently, people believe this since the perception that newer releases are less buggy persists.

      How much would you spend to have a bug fixed? $10? $100?, or more like the $2000 to $20000 it actually costs (once overhead is taken into account)? Probably not anywhere close to $2000. You might even think the software vendor has an obligation to fix the bug. Nope. Nada. You accepted the lack of a warrenty, remember? Enough people accept it that Microsoft does not have to provide one. Their software is good enough for enough people to keep them profitable. Tough noogies.

      Of course, if you're capable of examining and correcting bugs, given the source code (and, sometimes, even if you don't have it, though that's generally a tough slog, reserved for the most stubborn of us), you might not have $2000, but you may have the skill to invest your time to solve the problem. Heck, if you're gonna find and fix it for yourself anyway, might as well share your fix for some egoboo. For those of us with those kind of skills, closed-source software is, indeed, a poor value proposition.

      Richard Stallman has pointed out that free software will not put the maintenance programmer out of work, since not everyone has the skills to fix bugs in the code they use -- one can always subscribe to a software support service, and, for certain enterprise products such subscriptions are du regeur. With open source code (and I use the distinction because I'm focusing on the ecomonic attributes of same, and not the social philosophy of it being free, though it may very well be), it may be easier for the individual to hire a maintenance programmer. Someone who's business relies on bug-free code will surely do so, and I think many have realised the folly of tying themselves to the suppport promises of closed-source providers, like Microsoft -- the expression "...hook, line, and sinker" come to mind.

      It is ironic that perhaps RMS's argument for the livelihood available for maintenance programmers is weakened by the popularity of the free software movement itself: so many programmers will provide fixes for free that only difficult bugs or esoteric modifications (with little market demand) will justify payment.

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      You could've hired me.
    19. Re:Closed source.... by Trepalium · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The Microsoft knowledge base is getting consistently worse and worse. These days searches turn up practically nothing, and it's getting to be more feasible to search the Microsoft knowledgebase with google, than Microsoft's own search utilities. There's some serious deficiencies with Microsoft's OS's. In particular, the OS never even tries to tell you where a problem occurred. Back in the NT4 days, you'd get a backtrace, information on which system driver caused the fault, and where. It was tremendously useful for diagnosing bad drivers or bad hardware. These days with Windows2000 and XP, it'll give you the exception code (0xc0000005 or something) and four non-descript hexadecimal numbers, and three paragraphs of text apologising for the inconvenience.

      Even normal errors have become less descriptive. NT4 used to give error messages like "PROGRAM.EXE: Application Error This instruction at "0xdeadc0de" referenced memory at "0xdeadbeef". The memory could not be "read"." The wording could've been improved, but it told you what was wrong, and give you the terms you'd need to search for. Ever try to pick out the address/module from a crashing XP application? Either install a debugger, or forget it!

      If my computer is going to crash application, so be it. I'd much rather be given a description of what went wrong, than canned false apologies. Knowing that nv4_disp.dll caused my system to crash gives me a lot better place to start fixing things than just "A critical error has occured. We apologize for the inconvenience. [Close]"

      --
      I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
    20. Re:Closed source.... by WindowsTroll · · Score: 3, Interesting

      >>I've met a number of people whose computers lock up on a daily basis.

      Sorry to say, but this sounds like anti-M$ FUD.

      I am a developer at a company that produces sofware for Windows/Linux/OSX/Solaris. I typically spend part of my day on at least two of these platforms, but my primary desktop is Windows 2000. Some of our 'linux only' developers used to talk trash about BSOD's and daily lockups, so I entered into a wager with one of our linux developers regarding whose computer would have the longest uptime. So, we both rebooted our computer at the same time and the contest began. I was using Windows 98 and he was using Debian. After 6 months, we called the contest a draw when the boss came walking around with more memory for our computers (more important to him since he was used VMWare for his Windows stuff).

      The only application that I have seen cause a BSOD was Netscape 4.7 on Windows 95, and the only lockups were back in the days of Windows 2.11 when the networking was done with DOS drivers or TSR's and the hardware would get stuck on blocking read/write calls. Since the OS was single tasking, if the hardware didn't perform an interupt, you were stuck. This was back in the days when Ungerman-Bass networking equipment ruled the world.

      Have BSOD's occurred - sure they have. But the rate of BSOD's that I have seen over the years have been on par with the number of kernal core and seg faults that I have seen with Linux (going all the way back to Slackware ruled linux - back when Linux was unix and not full of all the bloat crap that it has today).

      You notice how no one ever says "Windows locks up on me daily" or "I have to reboot daily", but people say "I know someone who has to reboot daily". Sort of like the fact that no one sees aligators in NYC sewers, but every NYC resident knows someone who claims to have seen these alligators.

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      "Microsoft has made computing accessible to a population who would otherwise not be able to use computers" - B. Kernigha
  2. Q: Where do you begin? by freaq · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A: You don't.
    Don't bargain with an abuser, don't negotiate with a thief, don't spit in the wind.
    Don't try reasoning with Bill Gates. He's not interested.

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  3. umm ok... by shadwwulf · · Score: 4, Funny

    With that mentality, McDonalds will be next at saying people complain about tainted food, "because it's cool"....

    hmmm... I never quite got the "coolness" factor of praying to the porciline god...

    1. Re:umm ok... by 1nsane0ne · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Didn't get out much in high school eh? All the "cool" kids get hammered and puke everywhere to prove how cool they are. On a more on topic note, it would be interesting to see how many tech support / bug report calls microsoft actually gets. I'd see most users calling whoever sold them their computer or failing that the manufacturer. I'm assuming most direct calls microsoft gets come from their big customers which you would think mostly would be tech support or bug reports and I'm sure that costs a pretty penny.

  4. no no by dzym · · Score: 2, Insightful
    He's saying that complaining about bugs is cool. Of course, I wouldn't expect a mere mortal slashdot editor to recognize that fine distinction.

    Face it, whining about minor bugs is now become an art form. Sometimes the software deserves it, sometimes not.

    1. Re:no no by darkov · · Score: 4, Funny

      Face it, whining about minor bugs is now become an art form.

      Complaining about bugs may or may not be cool, but complaining about people complaining about bugs becuase it's cool is not cool. I know that I am complaining about someone complaining about people complaining about bugs and I may not be cool, but it would be cool if there were less bugs and people didn't complain about bugs and people didn't complain about people complaining about bugs being cool.

      Does your code read like this? Then it's probably got bugs. And that's not cool.

  5. Im shocked by bdigit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its actually hard to believe this interview is real. Actually is there any proof that it is? Gates sounded very unprofessional and not like himself in the interview, almost like he was attacking the FOCUS interviewer. Anyone else care to comment on this?

    1. Re:Im shocked by The_dev0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree. It doesn't seem like his usual smiling, patronising marketspeak. It's also dated from October 1995. Looks pretty dubious to me...

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    2. Re:Im shocked by acedeuce · · Score: 5, Informative

      Please note the date of the interview. This is almost 8 years old.
      If I were paranoid, this sounds like a MS troll to elicit uneducated, kneejerk reactions to ancient history.
      Beware, some of the comments will appear in MS press releases in order to show the "infantile" level of OS supporters.
      geo

    3. Re:Im shocked by santos_douglas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have to say this sounds very much like Bill when he gets a little flustered. Sure he sounds all calm and professional when doing a PR conference or other staged event, but when faced with a skeptical interviewer he tends to get very nervous soundsing, agitated, and generally starts speaking very quickly, often repetitive. He's learned a lot since the trial appearances - he at least appears much mellower now. But the arrogance is always right beneath the surface.

    4. Re:Im shocked by lemox · · Score: 2, Funny

      and your comment will appear when they talk about what a bunch of tinfoil hat wearing kooks they are as well.

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    5. Re:Im shocked by jrumney · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe they saw the publicity Sun got from the 3 year old internal memo, and thought they'd try for some of that too.

    6. Re:Im shocked by Ozan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Its actually hard to believe this interview is real. Actually is there any proof that it is? Gates sounded very unprofessional and not like himself in the interview, almost like he was attacking the FOCUS interviewer. Anyone else care to comment on this?

      It is real. I myself read the article in the printed issue of the magazine.

    7. Re:Im shocked by PhilHibbs · · Score: 5, Informative

      He was interviewed by Jeremy Paxman on the BBC a few years back, probably at about the same time as this interview. Paxman asked him something like "Why is your software so unreliable?" and he answered, "Maybe you aren't using it correctly". So this interview is spot on about Bill's attitude to bugs back then.

  6. Uhhh, date? by smoondog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    October 23,1995? This is a really old interview. It is nice and old. /. History for Nerds. Stuff that mattered. Hmm. At this point, it is difficult to even verify if this interview is even real...

    -Sean

    1. Re:Uhhh, date? by Omnifarious · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's real, though I bet Bill Gates would like to eat a lot of his words now. *chuckle* Sort of like the embarassing quotes about 640k.

      Face it, Bill isn't much of a visionary, just an extremely ruthless, win at all costs business man who can take expert advantage of the moment.

    2. Re:Uhhh, date? by Omnifarious · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh, I know it's real because I think I still have a copy of the magazine in which it first appeared. It was either 'Time' or 'Wired'. It was a highly amusing read, and had questions that only a non-American popular media journalist would've asked at the time. I believe the interviewer was German.

    3. Re:Uhhh, date? by cheezedawg · · Score: 5, Informative
      Sort of like the embarassing quotes about 640k.

      http://www.usnews.com/usnews/biztech/gatesivu.htm
      Q. Did you ever say, as has been widely circulated on the Internet, "640K [of RAM] ought to be enough for anybody?"
      No! That makes me so mad I can't believe it! Do you realize the pain the industry went through while the IBM PC was limited to 640K? The machine was going to be 512K at one point, and we kept pushing it up. I never said that statement-I said the opposite of that.

      http://www.urbanlegends.com/celebrities/bill.gates /gates_memory.html

      QUESTION: I read in a newspaper that in 1981 you said, ``640K of memory should be enough for anybody.'' What did you mean when you said this?

      ANSWER: I've said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved in computers would ever say that a certain amount of memory is enough for all time.
      --
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    4. Re:Uhhh, date? by Omnifarious · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps it was on a humor site because Mr. Bill made a fool of himself in front of the world.

      Someone managed to find a source I would consider authoritative, a major academic journal. Here's the post:

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=54440&threshol d=-1&commentsort=3&tid=109&mode=thread&pid=5342140 #5342157

      and here's the journal article:

      http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/Risks/17.44.html#subj11

    5. Re:Uhhh, date? by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Boy, I sure hope /. posts my submission! I heard that some guy named Kevin just got arrested for hacking - can you believe it???

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  7. I'm pretty forgiving... by DeltaSigma · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...face it, you have to be. But a blue screen, or any sort of error dialogue is not purely psychological. I respect my subconscious quite a bit, but I suspect it to be quite incapable of conjuring up indecipherable addresses related to memory...

    ...either that or I have some extremely low self esteem.

  8. Hey what's that sound? by ObviousGuy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Nobody demanding to see the original transcript?

    No, those links at the bottom don't lead to the original transcript, only some German "analysis" of the original transcript.

    Because of this blatant lack of evidence, everything else is suspect.

    --
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    1. Re:Hey what's that sound? by Omnifarious · · Score: 3, Informative

      It isn't a hoax. I think I still have the magazine in which this interview first appeared. I distinctly remember it. I was both highly amused and outraged at the same time. It was an odd combination.

    2. Re:Hey what's that sound? by umofomia · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Rather than just repeatedly claiming that you've seen the original interview here, here, here, and here, perhaps add some validity to your claim and post the original article from which this came, or at least show some credible evidence that this thing is real.

      It's all good and fun to bash Billy, but some of the things in this interview do sound rather farcical.

  9. Bugs are Cool... by ScriptGuru · · Score: 2, Funny

    So I must write the coolest programs on the planet!

    --
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  10. Really? by Raul654 · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.

    I want my copy of Windows 98 to go more than 3 days without a reset. Does that mean I'm in the minority? Or is OS stability just a 'feature'?

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    1. Re:Really? by LupusUF · · Score: 4, Funny

      Windows crashing is simply a power saving feature. It is your computer's way of telling you that you should be shutting your computer off at night.

      Just like the blue screen of death is really the blue screen of rest. Bill Gates thought it would be usefull to force people to take breaks after doing lots of work. Haven't you noticed that your computer is much more likely to freeze when you just finished typing 30 pages of text (without backup of course) than after you just finished your first page.

  11. I get it by Gyan · · Score: 5, Funny

    that people complain about software bugs 'Because it's cool.'

    That's why they create so many of them. It's all for the customers.

  12. Give me ten programmers... by blair1q · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bill thinks it's cool to waggle back and forth in his chair like an unloved monkey.

    What are the other 99% of calls about? Oh yeah. Crap documentation that tells you the obvious half of what the tool or call does, but doesn't bother to tell you what its actual behavior or use is.

    I wonder if he's counting the 3-10 times a week my XP machine says it's sending a bug report back to Microsoft.

    I've had to stop using Outlook Express entirely because it won't work, and Microsoft was no help.

    And I've already run into race conditions in the event handling for C#.

    People report bugs not because it's cool, but because they think Microsoft might just have a desire to help.

    How wrong they are, Mr Gates seems to be saying.

    1. Re:Give me ten programmers... by dubiousmike · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have a home computer running XP and a work computer running 2000. Both run for days without a reset. I install patches when they come out.

      Of course my Powerbook running OS 10.2.3 hangs 50% of the time when booting lately. Some corrupted file or something. My Mom called tonight and complained that she gets out of memory errors on her IMac when running AOL. Of course, I personally can take care of a Windows box while I am still not completely familiar with OS X.

      There is no OS that is dummy proof these days. It doesn't matter if its Apple or Microsoft. If you can't take care of your own computer, you will be up shit's creek at some point or another...

    2. Re:Give me ten programmers... by _xeno_ · · Score: 5, Insightful
      First of all, the interview is about seven years old, so think in terms of the newly released Windows 95. Those statistics are quite old, and since then I think that Bill at the very least has had to change his view of the importance of bugs in MS software over the past few years...

      Secondly, I'll bet from looking purely at support calls, he's correct. How many people are you aware of that are willing to spend money to be told "yep, that's a bug"? When Word just disappears altogether, how many people think "hmm - I'll call MS and tell them about it" and instead just throw up their hands in dismay, mutter ... something, reboot, and try again? Not that this is anything against your post - yeah, MS software is known to be buggy. But I'll bet that the metrics Bill was talking about were correct - and completely misleading.

      However, what Bill was really trying to do was argue that when Microsoft releases a new version of one of their products (Word was the example given), they are not releasing a for-pay patch. They are releasing software that contains more and better features! At least, that's his argument. The whole point of his argument was not that MS software does not contain bugs - is what that new releases aren't just expensive patches.

      Whether you agree or not...

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  13. Kind of Old.... by Euphonious+Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    As the host for that page (which is getting hammered nicely now, as you might guess) I should point out the date of the interview.

    Funny, I used to get lots of letters from irate fanboys who asserted that it was an obvious fake. Not one of them could spell.

    1. Re:Kind of Old.... by billybob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yah, you should tell us teh date. But you didnt. Nice post.

      --
      Joseph?
  14. Sounds fake by jonman_d · · Score: 4, Informative

    Does this interview sound fake to anyone else? I mean, come on:

    Gates:
    No! If you really think there's a bug you should report a bug. Maybe you're not using it properly. Have you ever considered that?

    FOCUS:
    Yeah, I did...

    Gates:
    It turns out Luddites don't know how to use software properly, so you should look into that.

    ---

    Gates:
    No, only if that is what'll sell!

    Gates is a businessman - I don't think he'd be stupid enough to say this kind of stuff in an interview. I want to see the original source documents.

  15. It's Not Our Fault(TM) by Rydia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think that this is just a logical step in the MS ass-covering train, nothing really crazy. They already blame users for security lapses in their products with that silly "if you don't patch it's not our fault" idea, ignoring the fact that sometimes the patches hurt worse than most of the bugs you're patching against....

    Still, I think they have a semivalid point here that I'm sure not everything that they get as a bug report is their fault. I'm sure there are a lot of people using 3rd party apps that get errors that they think are OS-related and bug MS about them. I'm also sure that a lot of people that DO run into MS bugs don't bother to report them, given their track record.

    Still, even if they do get a bunch of non-issues as bugs, to take such a condenscending tone with their userbase and suggest that they're complaining about what they believe is a valid problem is abhorrent. Then again, no amount of bad publicity like this will hurt them at all. So, I think, people should find lots of VALID bugs and submit them (even though they know the bugs won't be fixed). And someone do double for me, I don't think they'd react kindly to me sending them bug reports from my linux box. :/

  16. That explains it! by mao+che+minh · · Score: 3, Funny
    I always assumed that the need to reboot the NT servers constantly and the causes of all of those blue screens and crashes were because of bugs in the code. Now I realize that the failures in software operation were actually the indirect effects of my own delusional and psychological problems manifesting themselves in the electrical componets of the systems.

    And to think that I actually spent money on a shrink. Thanks for the free mental diagnosis Mr Gates!

  17. Er... by Chromal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Doesn't Microsoft only receive a small number of bug-related calls because they charge for telephone support?

  18. You begin by asking questions by ObviousGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Where did this article come from?

    Can anyone vouch for the veracity of the comments in it?

    Did the interview really take place?

    Did the interview take place at a time and in an environment that would have an effect on today?

    If you just want to blindly start swinging because it's Bill Gates, then fine, do your swinging. But if you want to join the world of grownups, maybe it would be useful to think critically.

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    1. Re:You begin by asking questions by SN74S181 · · Score: 2

      If you read the footnotes in the article, you'll see that it was a published post in comp.risks. That's sorta the equivalent of being an entry on a blog, except comp.risks usually has more credibility than this one.

      When are we going to start seeing more links to articles from The Onion?

    2. Re:You begin by asking questions by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm reasonably sure this is real. At least i remember this doing the "rounds" a long long time ago and i dont remember it being discredited. I also remember the full transcription of the interview being a lot longer. Gates has evidently had a good bit of "PR for dummies" coaching since then.

      Also, it credits a few people for translations, eg inaky perez gonzalez for translation into spanish - iirc he wrote the original USB stack for linux and he now works for intel (unless there's 2 of him :) ). You could ask him to verify.

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    3. Re:You begin by asking questions by beaverfever · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I had the same questions you asked, and I wanted to add:

      Even if this is a real interview, we are only being given a snippet, not including what led up to the dispute between gates and the interviewer. It is not uncommon for interviewers to back interviewees into a corner and make them look like idiots. We're not being shown if that's what has happened here (even though it sounds pretty damning anyways).

      then there's the fact that it is from a German magazine. Was this published in english or was Gates originally translated into german and then back into english for us to view? That could make a difference too.

      Also, this interview is over seven years old. Haven't we all figured out that Gates is evil already? Just look at the little Gates/Borg icon - evil! Is this article really news?

      I never thought I'd defend Gates over anything, but I'm more interested in accuracy and truth than having a lynching party.

    4. Re:You begin by asking questions by Omnifarious · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can vouch for having read it in a magazine 8 years ago. I believe it was 'Time' or 'Wired'. I remember because of the intense conflicting emotions it stirred in me. I was amused, outraged, felt like my worst suspicions were confirmed, and sad because I knew people would use their software anyway.

      It's an actual article. Just goes to show how little vision and foresight good old Bill really has.

    5. Re:You begin by asking questions by Mitreya · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Where did this article come from?

      It came from a tech satire website. The interview did not take place. You may now put down the pitchforks and torches...

      If you just want to blindly start swinging because it's Bill Gates, then fine, do your swinging. But if you want to join the world of grownups, maybe it would be useful to think critically.

      I would like to welcome you to Slashdot and let you know that grownups hang out elsewhere... any anti bill/MS statement is accepted without any thought.

    6. Re:You begin by asking questions by The+Terminator · · Score: 2, Informative

      It came from a tech satire website. The interview did not take place. You may now put down the pitchforks and torches...

      No ! It came from a "FOCUS" article from 1995 and is really took place

      cu

    7. Re:You begin by asking questions by Beast+Of+Bodmin · · Score: 4, Informative

      And it turns out that it _is_ the same Wired article!

    8. Re:You begin by asking questions by cramus · · Score: 4, Informative


      It came from a tech satire website. The interview did not take place. You may now put down the pitchforks and torches...

      Your information is wrong. The interview actually appeared in the german focus magazine in 1995. Look at the
      Focus archive if you can read german and are willing to spend some euros.

      -- Marcus

    9. Re:You begin by asking questions by Omnifarious · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was interesting to learn that the 640k comment is an urban legend. I'll have to remember to tell people that.

      But, it's also too bad that your love for a meglomaniac renders you unable to see the truth about his character. Someone managed to find a source I would consider authoritative, a major academic journal. Here's the post:

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=54440&threshol d=-1&commentsort=3&tid=109&mode=thread&pid=5342140 #5342157

      and here's the journal article:

      http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/Risks/17.44.html#subj11

  19. What the hell? by kaosrain · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How did this even get posted? It's obviously complete satire. Click here to see all of the websites that link to this...they're all TECH HUMOR. If humor was the intended goal, it'd be responsible to make note of that in the summary. Please correct this in the dupe.

    1. Re:What the hell? by edwdig · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, I saw this full interview back when it first came out. I don't remember the source of it, but back then no one doubted it authenticity. Other points of interest Gates brought up in the interview:

      * Upgrades aren't for fixing bugs. People won't upgrade just for bug fixes.

      * When asked about competitor's products, he just kinda laughed them all off and basically said "it's obvious our products are better in all aspects."

      * Specifically took pot shots at Geoworks, and I think OS/2 also.

  20. Ancient history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, who really cares about what Bill Gates said or did 7.5 years ago. I mean, George W. Bush was arrested for drunk driving in his 30s and now he's the President of the only superpower on earth! Let ancient history be forgotten...

    1. Re:Ancient history by bofkentucky · · Score: 2, Informative

      the (unconfirmed) rumours were he used powdered cocaine. He has admited to having a drinking problem, which he has since resolved.

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  21. Isn't it REALLY old? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, 1995 old. Before BSOD even was invented.

    --
    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  22. Sociological Explanation Not Unlikely by MankyD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, I don't doubt the idea that it might be sociological, at least in part. It happens quite a bit. It runs parallel to the concept of first impressions.

    Any psychologist will tell you that first impressions when meeting someone (or something) can be vastly important in determining ones attitudes towards them in the future. Microsoft is introduced to so many people as being an evil monopoly that makes bad software that many people accept this as fact.

    It is true that Windows does contain many inexcusable bugs, especially when compared against Posix based operating systems. This fact too contributes to the first impression phenomenon. If a users first experience with the software is a bug and there are rants and complaints against the company for producing a poor product, it is inevitable that that user will perpetuate the idea that the software is poorly constructed.

    This is certainly no excuse for a poor performance record but it does explain the almost excessive torrents of bad publicity the software gets.

    --
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  23. Grammar Mangled by Flamesplash · · Score: 3, Informative

    Given the grammar transcript I would say that a lot of what was said in that interview was horribly mangaled. This is not current and not news.

    At least it wasn't done in mandarin chinese where pronunciation is the difference between horse and mother.

    --
    "Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door." - Emily Dickinson
  24. Tech Support by creative_name · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lack of user knowledge (or even the ability to infer) is a common problem in regards to bugs and other tech support related issues.

    I do tech support for a local ISP and some of the calls we get are ridiculous.

    Me:Okay, Click next. (On 7th screen of 'Internet Connection Wizard')
    User: Alright, now it wants my username and passowrd.
    Me: Type them in the appropriate blanks. Make sure password is case-sensitive.
    User: I thought it was qwExEjv?
    Me: Pardon me?

    Later...

    Me: What do you see now? (1235th screen of 'ICW')
    User: The same thing as I did before, nothing has changed. Is this thing broken? Are you sure you're doing this right?
    Me: You see the exact same thing? (perplexed)
    User: YES.
    Me: Oh. Click Next please.
    User: Oh, you didn't say to click next.

    I mean COME ON

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    Posting as directed.
  25. Was interviewed in 1995! by happyhippy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Read the damn articles before you out them up next time.

    And it seems to be about Win95 which is totally different to Win 3.11 so I can understand why Bill says most of the calls are about people not knowing how to use it properly. That wouldnt hold true today though.

  26. Most wouldn't know a bug if it crawled up a leg by gobbo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Whether or not this is truly attributable to Bill Gates or Billy Goats, even as a fiction this interview suggests the monolithic behaviour of big software developers. Joe User gets blamed for not adapting to the software.

    Most of the users I've been training for years and years, on Macs or D'OS or Win3.x-2K, blame their own timidity and perceived inferiority for the problems they encounter.

    Sometimes they're right! Who told them that they could check email while printing and performing an interminable Access query without crashing! Sheesh!

    Was I an idiot in 1996 for trusting that win95 could run as a simple file server without needing to reboot every 44 days whether it crashed or not?

    Users don't have the language, time, or context to report bugs. They just curse mr goats and get on with rebooting. Only geeks really care enough.

  27. /. editors got duped again !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative



    How do /. editors know that this was a real interview ?

    This link is not even on FOCUS magazine's website

    This post fooled you all
    The interview link in the post is on The Cantrip Corpus
    website

    cantrip: (kän tRip), n. (Chiefly Scot.)
    1. a magical charm or enchantment; 2. an elaborate deception or prank.
    corpus: (kôr pus), n., pl. -pora,
    1. a complete set of writings; 2. a dead body.

  28. did anyone else notice by mudpup · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Did anyone else notice?
    from http://www.cantrip.org/
    The Welcome:
    cantrip: (kän tRip), n. (Chiefly Scot.)
    1. a magical charm or enchantment;
    2. an elaborate deception or prank.

    --
    Who owns your data?
  29. fake by AllMightyPaul · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This sounds faked, especially because the Focus Magazine homepage is littered with Microsoft paraphenelia and is tied in with MSN. You people need to stop taking everything against Microsoft and running with it! Sometimes it is just a hoax!

  30. I really wonder... by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 2, Funny
    Gates: Only if that is what'll sell! We've never done a piece of software unless we thought it would sell.

    Who the f***ing hell was that idiot that wanted to buy the blue screens?

  31. Agreed by div_2n · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Date + Style of the interview point to it being old and/or fake. Take your pick and either way it is a nice piece of history and little more.

    1. Re:Agreed by Error27 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I remember reading the article a couple years ago. It's funny to think that these days people would think it was fake.

    2. Re:Agreed by Magnus+Reftel · · Score: 3, Informative
      Old, but probably not fake.

      Most online versions of the article claim that it was in the German weekly magazine FOCUS (nr.43, October 23, 1995, pages 206-212), and a search in the focus archives reveals that FOCUS had an interview with Gates in that issue (third result). However, to see if the text is the same, you'll have to pay them (and understand German).

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  32. I hate to defend but... by shylock0 · · Score: 2, Redundant
    Well, he does have a point. Microsoft has never released a new version of software solely to fix bugs, which is what the article talks about. They release service packs for that, and they tend to work.

    As a side issue, I work with Microsoft (yes, and Linux, and Apple) software almost every day; and I work with technical people who debug on those three platforms. Generally speaking, the bugs are rarely with the Microsoft software (and, as flameproofing, Linux tends to be pretty un-buggy as well). The bugs tend to be with non-Microsoft software running on the Microsoft platform. I have a laptop that runs Windows 2000, MS Word, IE 5, and a pretty plain-vanilla printer driver. It runs nothing else, and I always run it in a fairly protected mode. It works fine. I've never encountered a bug, or a bluescreen, or a crash (which I can't say for my other boxen, Linux or Windows, which have been stressed).

    Granted, there may be bugs in other software, or libraries, or DLLs, or any other system components, which cause those software to fail -- but I've found precious little in terms of bugs in the base software put out by MS. They do a fairly good job at that, for all the other things they can't do right...

    --
    Statistically speaking, there's a 99.998% chance that my IQ is higher than yours. Get over it.
  33. Luddites by GreatOgre · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It turns out Luddites don't know how to use software properly

    So does that mean that most people are Luddites? In short, yes. When was the last time that a normal (non-technical) manager wanted to change their computers to Linux?

  34. Artical Text by iplayfast · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I simply had to see this artical before replying. The headline seems too anti microsoft to be real. Then I read the artical. Wow, it sure puts things in perspective.

    FOCUS Magazine Interview with Bill Gates:
    Microsoft Code Has No Bugs (that Microsoft cares about)

    In this interview, Big Bill gets distracted and reveals his contempt for you, his loyal customer.

    Note: this page is also available in Italiano, Español, and Japanese.

    In an interview for German weekly magazine FOCUS (nr.43, October 23,1995, pages 206-212), Microsoft`s Mr. Bill Gates has made some statements about software quality of MS products. [See executive summary, below.] After lengthy inquiries about how PCs should and could be used (including some angry comments on some questions which Mr. Gates evidently did not like), the interviewer comes to storage requirements of MS products; it ends with the following dispute:

    FOCUS:
    Every new release of a software which has less bugs than the older one is also more complex and has more features...

    Gates:
    No, only if that is what'll sell!

    FOCUS:
    But...

    Gates:
    Only if that is what'll sell! We've never done a piece of software unless we thought it would sell. That's why everything we do in software ... it's really amazing: We do it because we think that's what customers want. That's why we do what we do.

    FOCUS:
    But on the other hand - you would say: Okay, folks, if you don't like these new features, stay with the old version, and keep the bugs?

    Gates:
    No! We have lots and lots of competitors. The new version - it's not there to fix bugs. That's not the reason we come up with a new version.

    FOCUS:
    But there are bugs an any version which people would really like to have fixed.

    Gates:
    No! There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.

    FOCUS:
    Oh, my God. I always get mad at my computer if MS Word swallows the page numbers of a document which I printed a couple of times with page numbers. If I complain to anybody they say "Well, upgrade from version 5.11 to 6.0".

    Gates:
    No! If you really think there's a bug you should report a bug. Maybe you're not using it properly. Have you ever considered that?

    FOCUS:
    Yeah, I did...

    Gates:
    It turns out Luddites don't know how to use software properly, so you should look into that. -- The reason we come up with new versions is not to fix bugs. It's absolutely not. It's the stupidest reason to buy a new version I ever heard. When we do a new version we put in lots of new things that people are asking for. And so, in no sense, is stability a reason to move to a new version. It's never a reason.

    FOCUS:
    How come I keep being told by computer vendors "Well, we know about this bug, wait till the next version is there, it'll be fixed"? I hear this all the time. How come? If you're telling me there are no significant bugs in software and there is no reason to do a new version?

    Gates:
    No. I'm saying: We don't do a new version to fix bugs. We don't. Not enough people would buy it. You can take a hundred people using Microsoft Word. Call them up and say "Would you buy a new version because of bugs?" You won't get a single person to say they'd buy a new version because of bugs. We'd never be able to sell a release on that basis.

    FOCUS:
    Probably you have other contacts to your software developers. But if Mister Anybody, like me, calls up a store or a support line and says, "Hey listen, there's a bug" ... 90 percent of the time I get the answer "Oh, well, yeah, that's not too bad, wait to the next version and it'll be fixed". That's how the system works.

    Gates:
    Guess how much we spend on phone calls every year.

    FOCUS:
    Hm, a couple of million dollars?

    Gates:
    500 million dollars a year. We take every one of these phone calls and classify them. That's the input we use to do the next version. So it's like the worlds biggest feedback loop. People call in - we decide what to do on it. Do you want to know what percentage of those phonecalls relates to bugs in the software? Less than one percent.

    FOCUS:
    So people call in to say "Hey listen, I would love to have this and that feature"?

    Gates:
    Actually, that's about five percent. Most of them call to get advice on how to do a certain thing with the software. That's the primary thing. We could have you sit and listen to these phone calls. There are millions and millions of them. It really isn't statistically significant. Sit in and listen to Win 95 calls, sit in and listen to Word calls, and wait, just wait for weeks and weeks for someone to call in and say "Oh, I found a bug in this thing". ...

    FOCUS:
    So where does this common feeling of frustration come from that unites all the PC users? Everybody experiences it every day that these things simply don't work like they should.

    Gates:
    Because it's cool. It's like, "Yeah, been there done that - oh, yeah, I know that bug." - I can understand that phenomenon sociologically, not technically.

    Executive Summary:

    So...

    Bug reports are statistically, therefore actually, unimportant;
    If you want a bug fixed, you are (by definition) in the minority;
    Microsoft doesn't care about bugs because bug fixes are not a significant source of revenue;
    If you think you found a bug, it really only means you're incompetent;
    Anyway, people only complain about bugs to show how cool they are, not because bugs cause any real problems.

    Straight from the horse's mouth.

    More information....

    (Not all software is as unreliable as Microsoft's. For example, PCs running Linux often run for many months without need to reboot for any reason.)

    Text for this page is extracted from the RISKS archive:
    This is the raw interview transcript (from which the magazine article was transcribed in German) kindly provided by the interviewer, Dr. Jürgen Scriba. The introductory text at the top is from Klaus Brunnstein, as found in . (A big Thank You to Drs. Scriba, Brunnstein, Neumann, and Marshall for making this material available, to Michele Beltrame for the Italian translation, to Iñaky Peréz Gonzáles for the castellano translation, and SHINYAMA Yusuke for the Japanese translation.)

    If you maintain a web page, you are encouraged to make a link to this one.

    Send email: ncm-nospam@cantrip.org Copyright ©1996 by Nathan Myers. All Rights Reserved. URL:

    BTW... Scientology and Scientology.

  35. Re:1995? by realdpk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's also bogus, satire.

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8& oe =UTF-8&q=link:ieVDGMb7XnEC:www.cantrip.org/nobugs. html

    someone else mentioned this, I'm just re-posting it.

  36. It was a VERY long time ago ... by SimonInOz · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Actually, this interview - or presumed interview - dates back to 1995. Let me repeat that - 1995.

    That is 8 years ago. 8 years ago Microsoft was positively pleasant compared with current behaviour.

    So who cares what Bill said (or maybe didn't say) back then?

    --
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  37. That's not quite it by transient · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Boy, where do you even begin...

    Indeed.

    Never mind that this article is from 1995 -- the Slashdot summary is incorrect. Bill isn't saying that Microsoft never fixes bugs. He says, "We don't do a new version to fix bugs. ... We'd never be able to sell a release on that basis." [Emphasis added.] This doesn't mean that Microsoft never fixes bugs, or that Bill doesn't think bugfixes are important. He's saying that a product can't be sold on bugfixes alone.

    And he's probably right. Consider Apple's release of Mac OS X 10.2. They charged people who already had 10.1. Those people complained pretty loudly about being charged for a "point-one" upgrade, and that was bugfixes and a feature release. Guess how much Apple's "point-oh-one" updates cost? Nothing.

    If you try to charge people for upgrades that only contain bugfixes, you will either be ignored or yelled at.

    --

    irb(main):001:0>
  38. Hate to be a bother by ObviousGuy · · Score: 2

    But if you have that magazine, could you transcribe the interview here? Perhaps in your Journal?

    Also, include the magazine name and issue number.

    kthx bye!

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    1. Re:Hate to be a bother by ObviousGuy · · Score: 2

      The most believable link I've come across is one that points to some ACM proceedings where the attribution is footnote #25.

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  39. Redundant story, redundant comment by whereiswaldo · · Score: 2, Funny

    In an interview for German weekly magazine FOCUS (nr.43, October 23,1995, pages 206-212), Microsoft`s Mr. Bill Gates has made some statements

    Jeez, is Commander Taco THAT backlogged?

  40. I can fill the page with my tech support stories.. by 1000101 · · Score: 5, Funny
    i work in tech support and here are some of my recent favorites:

    1. Me: Turn on your computer and when it is finished loading wait about ten seconds

    Her: How long is ten seconds?

    2. Me: Enter your 10 digit customer id (supposed to enter into box on screen).. i then hear him entering the 10 digits into the telephone

    3. Me: What version of Windows do you have?

    Her: What's Windows?

    Me: You know, Microsoft Windows. What version of the operating system do you have?

    Her: I've never heard of Windows

    4. Me: Put the floppy disc into the drive

    Him: Ok, let me open it noises...noises..noises

    Him: This disc is round but the slot is a rectangle. I don't think it will fit.

    Me: Um, did you actually take apart the floppy disc and remove it from its shell?

    Him: Oh, yeah, was I not supposed to do that?


    Above stories are all true and have happend within the last three months. Ah the joy of college part-time jobs as tech support.

  41. therein lies the rub by vena · · Score: 2, Interesting

    taking a seat on two sides of the issue - i, a designer, and a very good friend of mine writing for WASP - i get to hear a lot of complaints from other designers about bugs in mozilla, and my friends hears from his other programmer friends about the bugs in mozilla that they've submitted to bugzilla.

    complaining is cool. submitting the actually bug doesn't happen often. automated bug reports tend not to tell jack (unless of course you want to send a tidy package containing every spec of information about your machine every time there's an application level crash).

  42. this is a joke? by 7-Vodka · · Score: 2, Informative
    The website is called cantrip corpus. One of the definitions of cantrip is: an elaborate deception or prank.

    Either way I don't see this as an interesting piece. The reporter plays it stupid and tries to get Gates angry so he will say a bunch of stupid and incoherent shit.

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    Liberty.

  43. Linguistic note by GarnetNoir · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not sure if it's been pointed out, but. From what I've studied of linguistic transcription (read: English Geek present), it is normally considered a big faux pas to include emphasis notation (italics, excessive exclaimation marks) in interviews, especially in consideration of journalistic integrity. Just the way the interview is transcribed and edited in itself makes me skeptical.

  44. MS Product Features by phalse+phace · · Score: 2, Interesting
    " Windows crashing is simply a power saving feature."

    I think that's why "less than one percent" of their call volume is in relation to bugs. It's because MS insists that they're features. Just like the one in Word 97, 2000, and 2002 which "could permit a clever cracker to steal copies of files on your hard drive."

    So this must mean that over 99% of their call volume is in regard to "features." Yeah, that's it!

  45. Hey, the man is right... by Cinematique · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mean, Code Red is just a user error. Same with the Nimba worm and blue screens of death.

    They aren't exploits and flaws... they're FEATURES!

    What a bunch of bullocks.

  46. Do the Math by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This boy didn't make it through Harvard.

    One percent of $500 million means that just the phone calls of his bugs cost him $5 million per year to answer the phone. If I got $5 million of bug reports per year, I'd figure I had a problem.

    Take a guess at the percentage of users who encounter bugs and realize that they are bugs. This might also be pretty low. Take a guess at the percentage of users who realize that they have come across a bug and bother to report it. This should also be very low, because (1) you are expecting to spend half of eternity on hold, (2) you are expecting that they aren't going to fix it just for you anyway, (3) you are expecting that some of their other hundreds of millions of users have already reported it, and (4) you know that the people who answer the phone are no fun to talk with and will just blame you like Gates does in this interview and you've had enough aggravation already.

    With low percentages at each stage of the bug reporting process, and with some reasonable estimate of the dollar and time cost of each bug that smacks a user, we can extrapolate that the annual cost of Microsoft's bugs is greater than the combined GNP of half the member nations of the UN.

    Speaking of the UN, don't bomb Iraq, just airdrop Windows ME disks and cubicles.

  47. Come on by unclelib · · Score: 2, Informative
    Its one thing to be anti-Microsoft, but come on!

    You post a link to a phony interview dated 1995 and pass it off as a representation of Microsoft's current position on making quality software. Did you guys even read this article?

    Bill Gates is the richest man in the world, yet this "interview" reads like it was conducted with the hobo that collects soda cans from my trash.
  48. Re:Im shocked (are you joking) by UcensorMe · · Score: 5, Informative

    Gates has been known to attack interviewers in the past. In recent years he has been trying to clean up his image a bit and not seem like the huge ass hole that he really is. I think Gates is so insulated from the real world that he suffers from Michael Jackson syndrome, where he is able to create his own reality. When he is confronted with the truth he becomes defensive.

  49. Then Why Does He Sound Like a Robot? by Poeir · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's like every single line, "There are {no bugs|users} causing problems." "It must sell."

    I mean, he sounds so ridiculous, like a cartoon villain.

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    Sigs are like bumper stickers.
  50. Microsoft's perfect software by zerofoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From article:

    No! There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.

    Then there would be no reason for:

    this

    or this

    or this

    or this

    or this

    So, Bill, let me ask you. Why does every one of your "released" products have an associated service pack?

    -ted

  51. Re:Also another thing... by ObviousGuy · · Score: 2

    Check the edition as well.

    This is the 8th week of 2003.

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    I have been pwned because my /. password was too easy to guess.
  52. And in other recent news... by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 4, Funny
    Dodgers move to Los Angeles!

    Atomic bomb ends war with Japan!

    Slashdot editors discover that they can avoid duplicates by posting stories that predate slashdot!

  53. Article from 1995 by sfe_software · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Look at the date; this is an eight year old article that, for some reason, was posted to the front page of Slashdot...

    Anyway, a couple points:

    - I think there was some mis-communication. Gates is right -- nobody buys a new version to fix bugs. You might download an updated point release (or service pack or whatever) to fix bugs. But you don't often go from Office 97 to 2000 over some minor irritations.

    - I actually believe the bug report percentage in relation to their phone call volume. When's the last time you called a software company to report a bug? When is the last time you discovered a truly unique bug in a major piece of software that you were sure wasn't known about?

    And as someone else mentioned, most of their calls are along the lines of "how do I turn my computer on?" or "I upgraded MSN and it broke my inner-net"

    So, basically, it's a poor article from 8 years ago. Slow news day...

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  54. MS Bill denial *Yawn* by zenyu · · Score: 3, Informative


    I remember when he said that. I think it was at some conference. He may not remember it, that doesn't effect reality unless you have lousy fact checkers. Not that it really matters, we've all said silly things in the past, and relative to 64K, 640K wasn't so bad. Plus there were little utilities that gave you an extra 100-150K, as long as you didn't have a Hercules card or a bulky (IBM) BIOS. This was useful if you used one of those pre-emptive multitasking programs, you could run your BBS in 200K, a DOS shell in 16K, and leave the rest for applications and TSRs.

  55. Re:MS Bill denial *Yawn* by ViGe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not that it really matters, we've all said silly things in the past, and relative to 64K, 640K wasn't so bad. Plus there were little utilities that gave you an extra 100-150K, as long as you didn't have a Hercules card or a bulky (IBM) BIOS. This was useful if you used one of those pre-emptive multitasking programs, you could run your BBS in 200K, a DOS shell in 16K, and leave the rest for applications and TSRs.

    Did you ever try that? I did, and I can tell you that there just simply was not enough memory to run a BBS, a DOS shell and some applications. You could run a BBS and have a separate DOS shell running, but hardly any applications (I don't think edlin is an application). And what exactly can you do with a dos shell if you can't run any applications with it?

    The machine I used for my experiments at that time was a 286 with 1 MB of memory.

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    It has to work - rfc1925
  56. And you know why... by Tyreth · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Could it be that not many people report bugs because they have come to expect them? Not just that though....

    If konqueror crashes then I get a nice backtrace and I know exactly where to send the bug report. I care about it and feel like my input counts. It's part of a larger effort to make something good. So I submit the bug report with all relevant information.

    Now when I used MS products if something crashed or didn't work I'd think "someone else has reported it", or "it's not worth the effort", or "I have no idea how to reproduce the error". No-one want to make a phonecall just to report a bug, but for a new feature they will. A bug is something everyone experiences, so not much point reporting. But a new feature or a change in the way things are done, that's something possibly only "I" want, so then it's worth suggesting.

    It should be considered that the number of bug reports is related to culture - that there's simply not enough motivation to report them.

  57. A Changed Gates. by Zebra_X · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I got in an argument over this very article last fall.

    Basically, the article gives a glimpse of a bill gates of 8 years ago. It reflects very well the bill gates CEO, decision maker and sole "stakeholder" of Windows as a software package and Microsoft as way of life. It was his belief in the infalibility of his product, the "superiority" of it (from his perspective) that drove the sort of dialog found in the interview. Oddly enough Linus and Gates have a lot in common in that respect. Linus is highly opinionated when it comes to his "product" - though not to put words in the mans mouth i'm sure that he believes his branch of linux/*nix/bsd family is the best (as he should).

    The single most telling aspect of windows/gates' perspective with regard to the end users from 95 - Millenium was the message that came up after the computer crashed: "The computer was not properly shut down..." of course it wasn't, it crashed. The tone of the message was that the user was at fault when it was really the product. Generally speaking such condescend dialogs with users are generally hard to be found in windows products these days.

    bill gates has turned from the man presented in the interview - to something different. A man that now realizes his software ISN'T perfect. .NET and MS's security initiatives of late show gates' commitment (they are both basically his idea) to the innovation and improvement of a faulty product and platform. Once Gates got out of the corporate hotseat and turned to a more philanthropic role, changes began to emerege. Most notably, much larger thinking such as .NET, the security initiative, and most recently the tablet pc version of XP. It looks to be a very sophisticated distributed application that integrates almost every major product under the microsoft name. most say this is a bad thing - but that wasn't the point of the argument.

    the facts simply point to a gates that has changed, significantly both in his role at MS and his disposition personally. the MS of the mid 90's isn't totally gone, and neither is the old gates. he's just moved on to bigger and better things. Defending his product from attack and preserving the investors stock value are no longer his primary concern (maybe personally, but not as an officer of the company). Instead, he's been able to focus on how to build something that's as good as it can be - give it a few more years, these things take time.

  58. Users not willing to pay for bug fixes by captaineo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This, I think, is the key:

    "We don't do a new version to fix bugs. We don't. Not enough people would buy it. You can take a hundred people using Microsoft Word. Call them up and say 'Would you buy a new version because of bugs?' You won't get a single person to say they'd buy a new version because of bugs."

    No matter how much we SAY we hate software bugs, we still go out and buy software that we know probably contains them. And we are not really that willing to pay for bug fixes. Not because they "should be free" - we already paid for the software, so there is no reason for the vendor to put effort into releasing fixes (unless we're on a support contract or something). If we software consumers really want to make a point that bugs will not be tolerated, then we have to STOP paying for buggy software. And if we still hand over the cash, with full knowledge of potential bugs, then by the economic principle of revealed preference, the vendor is right - it's not worth it to fix bugs.

  59. And again... by coloth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I look forward to being moderated down once again.

    Simply, Bill Gates' comments are probably close to the truth. He is not a stupid man. You may hate him for being rich. You may despise his tactics. But to dismiss his analysis of his own company and industry?

    Even if you feel his domination of the industry is unjust, his views cannot be dismissed as inaccurate. Or swept aside just because they "sound arrogant". So he's direct and straightforward. It's not a crime. It worked for him.

    I don't object to debating the man's ideas. I don't object to disagreeing with everything he says! But the editor who posted this article added "Boy, where do you even begin...", which implies to me an attitude not of one who hopes to learn that he may one day rule (or at least compete), but, more likely, one who despises authority of all kinds.

    "Boy, where do you even begin..." is a rallying cry for the lazy and unimaginative, not the industrious and analytical.

    Many postings in this thread have been thoughtful, but I wish in the future, the editorial staff could be more thoughtful themselves, and avoid such cliche commentary.

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    Machines take me by surprise with great frequency. -A. Turing

  60. Raw interview (before translation to german) by Skilf · · Score: 2, Informative
    go here:
    http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/Risks/17.44.html#subj11.1
    to see the original interview before it was translated to german (and then back to english). It is however only the same part of the interview as in the linked article (ie the beginning is not shown there either).

    The interview is real... but it is also from 1995...

  61. Really, it's not that buggy by glenebob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here goes the Karma...

    Doesn't anybody here ever use any Borland software? You'd start thinking Microsoft had a top notch QA department. Try just about anything from Borland, but I'd say Paradox (that goes back a few years now) was the very worst. Then there's C++ builder. Pick your version. We're talking about a level and inconsistency here that would make you beg for a daily BSOD. In fact they have a bug that has been on the known bug list for 3 or 4 YEARS now, and they claim they CAN'T fix it. Ha! That's just the one I know about.

    But do we ever hear a word about it around here? No.

    How about the horror stories about Apple's previous OS constantly locking and crashing? Do we hear about those? No.

    But we sure do hear about the BSOD, even though Win2K is plenty solid enough for your average desktop computer user, myself included. The version known for frequent BSOD'S (and boy was it bad) is three years in the past folks!

    But at least it's entertaining to watch people sit around and mindlessy bash MS. Bill's right I guess. Bitching about bugs really is cool.

  62. Commercial Vs Free Software by UnknownQ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The thing that most people don't seem to realize is that commercial software is about the costumer, the company behind the product will do what the customer wants to sell more products, but free (as in speach and beer) is about the code. It doesn't matter how many copies they give away, it's just about personal pride. So if you want stable software go with open source, but if you want all the features that Micro$oft thought would sell go with them.

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    Wherever you go, there you are!
  63. it looks more like a satire by budgenator · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I really like to rake B.G. over the coals and such, just look at my sig, but that just doesn't sound like Bill Gates to me. Bill Gates is much smoother, in this interview he sounded all most spitefull. If that was B.G. I wonder what kind of abuse he endured to get himself to the point where he came accrost so testy. B.G. has been interviewed enough so that he'd know how to say those things but make them sound nice.

    B.G and Microsoft et. al. maybe the evil coporate Satan incarnate, but you'd never know it from talking to them. My hookey meter is off the scale on this one. ( Sheesh I'm defending Bill Gates, who da thunk)

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    1. Re:it looks more like a satire by Bunji+X · · Score: 5, Informative

      The interview was published in October 1995, maybe Bill G has learned beeing more polite in public since back then. IIrc, he used to be a bit more arrogant.

      They say you grow older and wiser, after all.

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  64. Eight Years OLD!!!! by tacocat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I hate Bill Gates and Microsoft as much as the next guy.

    But dragging up an interview from 1995 is just cheap. I doubt much, if anything, he has to say then applies to today. After all, the internet wasn't even an issue at the time.

  65. Re:grammar nazi owns you (was Re:Closed source.... by nat5an · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on man, "I wish there were one fewer grammar Nazi" The only subjunctive mood remaining in the English language.

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    Head down, go to sleep to the rhythm of the war drums...
  66. Update! by Spunk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Reload the article. In big letters near the top it says "Slashdotters: yes, it's real."

    heh.

  67. Have you tried? by Froggie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you really think there's a bug you should report a bug.

    Once (years ago), I tried, with a showstopper problem with Excel. I rang them up, and after 30 minutes on hold decided "what's the point?" Maybe only 1% of their calls are about bugs because this is how they treat people who report them.

    Certainly if I were making business policy I don't see why I'd encourage my technical staff to spend their time waiting on MS's hekp if that's the sort of respect that MS show to customers.

  68. A less dated interview (chat) by teslatug · · Score: 2, Interesting
  69. Found the original article. by MarvinMouse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is true, it's completely legit.

    I found the article at

    http://focus.msn.de/F/INHALT/inhalt.htm

    in the archive.

    You have to pay for it. but it's there.

    23.10.1995 Focus 043 206 FORT:Forschung und Technik

    "Das ist Kapitalismus"; Software-König Bill Gates über die

    PC-Gesellschaft, über Langeweile in der Schule und unfähige Computerbenutzer; FOCUS: Herr Gates, Sie ...


    As well there is another interview at

    06.11.1995 Focus 045 360 REDA:Redaktion LESE:Leserbriefe

    Zu den Akten gelegt; (43/95) Bill Gates im Interview; Fast alle

    PC-Benutzer haben die Produkte von Microsoft auf ihren Maschinen, und diese laufen offensichtlich ...


    Completely legit (if you want to pay to read the article in German.) I didn't pay, but the article is there. I would be interested if anyone did decide to pay to see the article.

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    ~ kjrose
  70. The f'ing interview is from *1995* ! by jeff67 · · Score: 2, Informative
    From the intro:

    German weekly magazine FOCUS (nr.43, October 23,1995, pages 206-212)
    Anyone besides me think that an interview that old is likely to have little or nothing to do with Gates's current mindframe or business? Microsoft couldn't exist today if it was the same as it was in 1995! Few, if any, tech companies could!

  71. You should remove this from the slashdot site. by ThinkTiM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As much as I dislike microsoft, this is not how I would like to think of our community (of non-ms slaves). At best this is a very unflattering translation from German, at worst it's just completely fabricated. I'd prefer to beat MS with a bit of integrity.

  72. They Only Have Themselves to Blame by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 2, Funny

    While the interview does read a bit like an ambush, I got to admit it really pissed me off. For Mr. Gates to actually say " Luddites don't know how to use software properly" is just plain offensive to the point of absurdity.

    Microsoft makes billions by designing software that doesn't require a degree in computer engineering to use. Their approach has always been one of "let's keep as much of this technical stuff out of the user's face as possible" (Hell, even the included "manuals" for Win9x and Win2K barely break 100 pages and most of that content is marketspeak along the lines of "What else do yuou want to do today"!), and the end result has been their near total dominance of the software market.

    This approach has always been, and will probably continue to be their strongest marketing tactic. Unfortunately, it sounds as if Mr. Gates is beginning to learn that, as the complexity of the software increases, so does the need for some form of proper user education. Unfortunately, he does not seem to realize that he may himself be partly responsible for the absence of education that he decries.

    Maybe a better question for Mr. Gates whould be: If you honestly think that "Luddites" don't know how to use software porperly, then why oh why are you working so hard to keep them in the dark?

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    I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly, alert.

  73. 1% of 500 million? by slockhar · · Score: 2, Informative

    Of course that's absolutely inconsequential.

  74. back in 1995 by sirshannon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    this interview is from 1995. Just imagine all of the dumb shit I said in 1995 (like "internet, schminternet"). Thank god nobody cares enough to drag it out and post it on slashdot.

  75. Pathetic Interview by ALParker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is the poorest interview I've ever read. Why did /. even agree to post it? It looks like it was held by a grade 8 student. It seems the interviewer went into the interview with qualms, and no matter what Bill said he was going to spew them. I'm not a big supporter of MS, but if the interviewer had of visited http://v4.windowsupdate.microsoft.com/en/default.a sp and/or http://office.microsoft.com/ he would have likely found the free bug fixes he desired. MS releases bug fixes at the above URLs (it's automated, similar concept to apt-get), and also has patches/updates/bug fixes on their site for free. Bill Gates was saying they only release new versions of software as to add new features. The interviewer couldn't seem to get out of his head silly preconceived ideas (which in my opinion are wrong). Adrian slashdot@mormon.mine.nu

  76. Bugs ARE cool! by skintigh2 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Check these out and then I DARE you to tell me they aren't:

    MS Bug #1

    MX Bug #2

  77. They're not bugs.. by Dark+Chii · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're not bugs, they are undocumented features. ;)