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Acadia Streaming Patent Contested

Anonymous Coward writes "Since last year Acadia Research has sent hundreds of letters to various porn web sites to arrange royalty deals, picking on the small fry before trying to take on well-heeled companies such as Disney. However, many small fries refused, and now 40 firms have joined forces and are embroiled in a suit with Acadia. Fish & Richardson (a prominent intellectual property law firm) have taken their case. The best part? CEO Paul Ryan's obvious sour-grapes-syndrome, he goes from describing the web porn industry as a "billion-dollar industry" where the money is to a "sideshow" that's "maybe 1% of our potential revenues". Check it out here"

194 comments

  1. Amazon by kmac06 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, Amazon plans to sue every site on the internet that uses cookies, as well as Microsoft for allowing sites other than Amazon to stores cookies.

    1. Re:Amazon by cujo_1111 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "This is a travesty to the legal system," complains E. Michael "Spike" Goldberg, chief executive officer of the company that owns HomeGrownVideo.com, a site featuring amateurs performing various sex acts in their homes and other creative locales. "They've made a business model out of a loophole," he says of the broadness of Acacia's patent claim. "It's like they're trying to patent breathing."

      Acacia may have tried to patent breathing, but the /. crowd got there first...

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    2. Re:Amazon by Randolpho · · Score: 1
      Acacia may have tried to patent breathing, but the /. crowd got there first.
      I thought /. patented hot grits and beowulf clusters?
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    3. Re:Amazon by rf0 · · Score: 1

      Userfriendly has already been here.

      Rus

    4. Re:Amazon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and it was as unfunny as everywhere else Userfriendly has ever been.

    5. Re:Amazon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But seriously, anyone want to help me patent the proccess of patenting?

      Really show these bastards and everyone like them a thing or two.

      Get a hold of me at legal@s1k.net if you're interested.

      -Sam

  2. Forbes by leviramsey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This isn't the first Forbes anti-excessive patents article they've run... as a matter of fact, I've seen links to a couple already on Slashdot. Could Steve Forbes be pushing for patent reform to be a Republican plank in '04 (especially if he decides to run again...)?

    1. Re:Forbes by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      maybe not office, but he may just be trying to push something in terms of patent reform. lord knows he's got the readership to pull off such an agenda, if even to just raise awareness of the issue. i might just have to start reading his magazine more regularly :-)

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    2. Re:Forbes by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm pretty sure that Bush will be the runner for the republicans come 2004, but that may change depending on how this war goes. However, If Forbes (or anyone else) where to run and have Patent Office reform as an issue, I would definitely listen. I think that it is time for the Gov't to get back in touch with the people. (now, to get back on topic)

      Your right, a LOT of slashdot articles are all about excessive patent frenzies, but it really is an important issue. Myabe some of you out there are saying, "Heh, it's just a bunch of dirty porn sites..." (some of you are going, "OH NO! This might mean the end of my favorite site!!!") and this ignorance about the world around us is very worrisome. One of the things I love about slashdot is that much of the communtiy knows of the problems we face today and wish to seek action. Especially in this case. So many sites run streaming video these days, and I would personally loathe Acadia for any damage it does to the already struggling internet economy.

      People just want to make money, and that is good. People want to make money at the expense of everyone else, that is bad.

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    3. Re:Forbes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      This Steve Forbes? No thanks!

      From the site:

      • we need to increase defense spending significantly if we are to carry out our global responsibilities today and modernize our armed forces for the future
      • we need to strengthen our ties to democratic allies and to challenge regimes hostile to our interests and values
      • we need to promote the cause of political and economic freedom abroad
      • we need to accept responsibility for America's unique role in preserving and extending an international order friendly to our security, our prosperity, and our principles.

      Members include: Rumsfeld, Cheney, Quayle, J Bush, Wolfowitz, Steve Forbes, etc.

      Their attitudes are what go us into this "war."
    4. Re:Forbes by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Could Steve Forbes be pushing for patent reform to be a Republican plank in '04 (especially if he decides to run again...)?

      And court the all-important geek vote? Steve Forbes has about zilch political credibility aside from the soabox afforded to him by his publishing companies and the fortune that those companies provide him. He certainly won't be able to mount a primary challenge against a sitting president if he runs as a republican, and running as a third party candidate pretty much ensures that he'll be the butt of late night talk-show host jokes for the length of the campaign and that his supporters will look like cranks.

    5. Re:Forbes by budgenator · · Score: 1

      He certainly won't be able to mount a primary challenge against a sitting president if he runs as a republican
      2008, chose between Forbes and Cheny nuff said.

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    6. Re:Forbes by arkanes · · Score: 1

      Bush will ensure that the was isn't over before elections (even if it's just "mopping up"), thus guaranteeing him the election.

    7. Re:Forbes by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      Forbes has no chance of ever getting the Republican nomination (he has a slightly better chance of getting elected on the off-chance he's nominated, imo). However, that has nothing to do with why he runs. He runs to maintain himself as a threat to the Republicans (do you want me not to fsck up your primaries? Here are the policies I'd like to see...). If he can consistently pull 30% of the Republican vote in the primaries (I pulled that number out of my ass), he damages the chances that the candidate preferred by the PTB in the party will win enough delegates to get nominated.

      He's been the butt of jokes since '96 (remember the hilarious time he hosted SNL?)

    8. Re:Forbes by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that Bush will be the runner for the republicans come 2004

      There will still be a primary, even if Bush is practically guaranteed the win...

    9. Re:Forbes by FroMan · · Score: 1

      MmmmMMmmmMMmmm flat tax.

      I was all Forbes last time through the primaries. Nothing like a yummy flat tax.

      A real flat tax would be great. x% no matter how much you make, no deductions for giving to churches or charities (make them REAL donations not tax holes). x% no matter if you are a 13yo farm hand or a 54yo CEO of IBM. Indescriminant to your race, first house, how much you make, everything.

      Granted Forbes will probably never make it and even if he did a flat tax in even two terms of a president is more than I could ever hope after having our messed up graduated tax with deductions for everything.

      Imagine just laughing at H&R Block and Intuit and just writing a check for x% of what you made this year. Doing taxes would take 10 minutes! That'd be great.

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    10. Re:Forbes by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      Well, his flat tax proposal wasn't a true flat tax, as it did have one deduction: the first $x of income (x being a function of the number of dependents and whether or not you're filing jointly) was tax-free. Of course, it doesn't take a rocket-scientist to see that that would result in a tax system more progressive than the current system. Of course, because a billionaire (even though he's not listed on his list of the 400 richest people in the US, he'd easily be in the top 50) proposed it, everyone assumes that it's some means to rape the lower classes.

    11. Re:Forbes by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Its tough to make any people happy any of the time...

      Yeah, he didn't have a true flat tax, but it was better than our current system.

      Do you mean graduated when you say progressive? Or more to the point, what do you mean when you say progressive?

      If you look at our current system its a mess. I tithe and also donate to a number of charities. I tack on my heath costs, last years tax filing cost, interest paid on student loans, and a number of other deductions. It takes the tax preparer nearly 2 hours to do my taxes. It'd be much nicer to have x% period go to taxes, period.

      Yeah, Forbes (the senior dead one) was the richest man at one point. I'm sure the money hasn't gone anywhere either. but just because something is proposed by a rich man does not mean he is out to get the poor man.

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    12. Re:Forbes by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      Progressive in taxes generally means that the rich will pay a higher rate than the poor. Since Forbes' proposal is C(I-x) (C being a constant less than 1, I being income, and x being the deduction), the actual percentage of income paid (C(I-x)/I)as taxes will increase and approach C as I goes to infinity.

      just because something is proposed by a rich man does not mean he is out to get the poor man.

      Nowhere did I say that's my view. All I was saying is that his plan is bound to be lambasted by the left...

    13. Re:Forbes by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Got it. Yeah, assuming that you have a not taxes till $x it is progressive. However, if your $x == 0 then it is a true flat tax.

      One of my big hangups are exemptions and and tax breaks though. Basically these allow the government to determine in a odd sort of way what is acceptable. Such as having kids is promoted through additional tax breaks for dependents. Here's one that slashdot will like [/sarcasm]: tithing, the government gives tax breaks when you give to the church! Another example (often local governements) will give businesses tax breaks to setup in their town to draw additional people to the town, which maybe help local economies, but by being preferential, other local economies suffer.

      Some folks think, what about people who donate to colleges and get buildings named after them. If they didn't donate the the colleges they'd [colleges] not be able to afford new buildings. We have to give tax breaks to big donations like that. The guy who would donate needs to learn the meaning of altruistic and philanthropic.

      Nowhere did I say that's my view. All I was saying is that his plan is bound to be lambasted by the left...

      My bad, I was confused, thinking you were saying the flat tax idea was bad. That and it was more a general comment.

      A lot of folks forget that the Kennedys are not exactly a poor family, though they seem to champion the poor quite a bit.

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    14. Re:Forbes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The gov't gives tax breaks when you give to any charity, not just churches. And the cash you drop in a collection plate? Without a receipt, there's a cap of about $500 - don't know about you, but that's a long way from a 10% tithe for me.

    15. Re:Forbes by The_Rook · · Score: 1

      the problem with forbes' flat tax, the problem that tipped everyone off that it was nothing more than a cynical attempt to tax the poor for the benefit of the rich, was that it would have specifically excluded investment income. so if you had a job and received a wage or salary, you paid tax on that income. but you paid nothing on income coming from dividends, interest, or capital gains.

      the big gaping loophole would have had ceo's making all their money from stock grants and other clever ways of getting paid without handing over taxable cash. the wealthiest people earn all or almost all their income as investment income. the entire tax burden would have been supported by those with too little money to have investment income.

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    16. Re:Forbes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Progressive taxation means the rich generally pay very little in taxes (relative to their wealth, or even 'income') through a multitude of exemptions and loopholes only they can afford. They also have very little actual income, tying up all their money in investments of various kinds. Theoretically, if you're very rich and don't spend anything (I did say theoretically), you don't have to 'pay yourself' anything and thus pay no income taxes.

      The idea of flat taxation is that is a much cleaner system, where loopholes and exemptions are very obvious, and it is easy to calculate their impact on any given person.

    17. Re:Forbes by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Thats why we get a receipt at the end of the year. Do a check instead of cash also if you want to be able to track it.

      Yeah, I know you get tax breaks with charities also.

      Though I would prefer no tax breaks for all those, I still use them while they are part of the tax code.

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    18. Re:Forbes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you call a tax "flat" when the plotted graph clearly has a nonzero slope? A flat tax would be $x, not x%.

    19. Re:Forbes by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Bush will ensure that the was isn't over before elections (even if it's just "mopping up"), thus guaranteeing him the election.

      If the "cakewalk", "7-10" day war isn't over by the fall the GOP will be starting impeachment proceedings of their own accord.

      Jimmy Cater did not loose in 1980 because of the hostage crisis, he lost because the rescue attempt was horribly botched and went wrong. If the war is still going on this fall then something has gone horribly wrong.

      Of course that isn't to say that there won't be any fighting going on, when the Israelis first invaded Lebanon they were greeted with open arms by the same millitias who shot at them on their way out ten years later. The smart move for any Iraqi would be dictator is to let the US take out Saddam then wear down the US. Meanwhile the guy Rumsfeld and his neocon hawks want to install as the new dictator is a convicted con-man whose bank failled owing $300 million in an S&L type scam.

      Of course Bush might have started the Iran or Syria campaigns that the NeoCons in the Pentagon are calling for by that time.

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    20. Re:Forbes by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Flat percentage rate. Like everyone pays 10% no matter what they make, no matter what they donate, no deductions.

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  3. God bless US of A! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I wonder how many bastards like Acadia Research do we need before people realise that there's something wrong with how we look at "intellectual property." I'm sure Thomas Jefferson is spinning in his grave.

    1. Re:God bless US of A! by FreeQ · · Score: 3, Funny

      God i'll sue him Rotacorpse© was my idea ...

    2. Re:God bless US of A! by product+byproduct · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm sure Thomas Jefferson is spinning in his grave.

      Hmm, maybe that was the plan.

      1. Install an alternator inside Thomas Jefferson's grave.
      2. Abuse the patent system.
      3. Sell the electricity generated by the alternator.
      4. Profit!!!

    3. Re:God bless US of A! by eat+potato · · Score: 1

      No, no, not Jefferson - Patrick Henry. See the cartoon by rms.

  4. Uh Oh by cscx · · Score: 1

    I run Windows Media Server and cast this so-called "streaming media." I suppose they'll be after me too huh?

    In other news, I've just applied for a patent on sex.

    1. Re:Uh Oh by FFtrDale · · Score: 1

      Hey, you beat me to it (by 5 minutes-I was still reading the story when you posted). My bad, but I did not read your post before submitting mine. Well done.

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    2. Re:Uh Oh by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't your existence constitute proof of prior art?

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    3. Re:Uh Oh by phorm · · Score: 1

      If only I'd spent less time on slashdot... I might have been able to come up with more "prior art"

  5. another one bits the dust by BinaryGrind · · Score: 1

    I sure as hell hope this doesn't fly
    just what the net (and the world) needs
    another company about to go belly up over
    what they think is thier property
    can you say Amazon.com?

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  6. Steve Forbes by cscx · · Score: 1

    I'd have voted for the guy! Flat tax! Amongst other things....

    1. Re:Steve Forbes by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      The parent's sig mentioning women and lesbians made me think of flat-chested women when I read the words "Flat Tax". Is something wrong with me? Or does that just make me a guy?

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    2. Re:Steve Forbes by Gortbusters.org · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You ever see that SNL skit with "Teve Torbes"? That was great...

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    3. Re:Steve Forbes by Galvatron · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Even better was "Forbes America," where he buys Russia, and uses orbital lasers to carve it into the shape of America, to fulfill his dream of a flat tax USA. Also, everyone gets a pony.

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  7. Porn coalition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    going to liberate us from the Patent regime and its weapons of innovation destruction?

    hoo

  8. yet one... by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 3, Interesting

    more case of Patents gone crazy. The patent office was designed to protect ones ideas and STIMULATE growth, not to allow people to suddenly restrict the use of a VERY commonpractice. I can't say that I'm too pleased with their lawsuit, but I do appreciate the nuances. If I created something, I'd sure as hell want to keep it protected and to earn royalties. Yet at the same time, this is abusing the system. They have a patent on something. That something becomes common practice. That patent becomes lucrative. Company suddenly goes after people using common practice. And they go really low, because they beleive that the porn industry, made of lots o lil fishes, won't be able to defend themselves. After all, the court will just frown down on these "dispicable" people (hey, everyone needs to make a living).

    I am all for patents, and for protecting your ideas. but I am also for the expansion of ideas and the advancement of us all. So poo-on-you Acadia!

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    1. Re:yet one... by gregmac · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That raises an interesting idea. Shouldn't the onus be on the patent owner to enforce their patent when someone else first starts to violate it? Sitting on your hands for a few years while many companies violate your patent, then suddenly decided you want to collect on them is akin to entrapment.

      By waiting, you're simply allowing more people to violate the patent and increasing the overall payoff for yourself when you go to file suit against all the companies (as opposed to doing it to the first one and stopping future patent violations).

      It's also not fair to put the onus on the other side, as there are literally millions of patents, and searching for patents on every little proccess would be futile. Espessially with some of the descriptions they have for software processes, and being able to construe them as patents on something like hyperlinks or cookies.

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    2. Re:yet one... by Steven+Blanchley · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That raises an interesting idea. Shouldn't the onus be on the patent owner to enforce their patent when someone else first starts to violate it?

      No.

      That sounds like the situation with trademarks today: if your trademark is infringed, and you don't defend it, you lose it. That's how we ended up with companies being ridiculously overzealous about trademarks. Remember KIllustrator? Remember the mailing list owner who received legal threats because someone had posted a message with the subject 'sendmail for dummies,' and it was in the archive?

      A company with an overbroad patent can screw everyone over whether they enforce it immediately or not. The only way out is not to issue overbroad patents.

    3. Re:yet one... by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Slashdot should get a Patent on spelling errors (who am I to talk ^^) . Just noticed that Slashdot calls it Acadia where as it is actually called Acacia. Hurry, editors! HURRY!

      Learnt english mine I did from fansub anime!
      NO! not really!

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    4. Re:yet one... by gregmac · · Score: 3, Interesting
      That sounds like the situation with trademarks today: if your trademark is infringed, and you don't defend it, you lose it. That's how we ended up with companies being ridiculously overzealous about trademarks.

      So? Is this really a bad thing in regards to patents? If you don't defend your patent, and over the next few years you start getting companies, formats and standards that are actually infringing your non-enforced patent, how is it fair to say you still have a right to it? You'd suddenly be putting companies out of business (RealNetworks would be hard-pressed to survive without streaming media, for one). You'd be forcing open-source initatives to pay royalties they obviously can't afford (Ogg can stream).

      So yes, if you don't enforce your patent, you should lose rights to it. Basing your business model on a misuse of the patent system - namely, making an obscure patent, waiting years for enough people to violate that patent without knowing, and then suddenly bringing them all to court and get a big payoff - should not be allowed.

      The only way out is not to issue overbroad patents.

      Yes, that's true. But there are many many problems with this. Often the patent office doesn't have people with enough knowledge to decide if a patent is too broad or not. Often patents are filed on new research where there are only a couple of people in the world that know enough about it to decide if it's overly broad - and those are the people filing the patent.

      So really, it becomes impossible to stop these patents from being filed. Instead, it should be rememebered that the patent system is designed to protect intellectual property, and not a place to make money by basically using entrapment.

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    5. Re:yet one... by Steven+Blanchley · · Score: 1
      If you don't defend your patent, and over the next few years you start getting companies, formats and standards that are actually infringing your non-enforced patent, how is it fair to say you still have a right to it? You'd suddenly be putting companies out of business (RealNetworks would be hard-pressed to survive without streaming media, for one). You'd be forcing open-source initatives to pay royalties they obviously can't afford (Ogg can stream).

      So your solution is to prevent RealNetworks and Ogg (hypothetically) from ever having existed? That doesn't sound a lot better. Look at it this way:

      Getting overbroad patents and enforcing them early = Bad
      Getting overbroad patents and enforcing them late = Bad

      thus

      Getting overbroad patents and enforcing them = Bad

      and since there's no point in a patent if it isn't going to be enforced

      Getting overbroad patents = Bad

      Often the patent office doesn't have people with enough knowledge to decide if a patent is too broad or not. Often patents are filed on new research where there are only a couple of people in the world that know enough about it to decide if it's overly broad - and those are the people filing the patent.

      So you think they approve patents they don't even understand? The patent office is supposed to decide if the patent is okay or not, and if they don't know what the hell they're doing, then they have no purpose. Why not ditch the patent office and automatically approve any patent that comes through? If the applicant says it's okay, it certainly must be!

      Instead, it should be rememebered that the patent system is designed to protect intellectual property, and not a place to make money by basically using entrapment.

      The patent system is not designed to protect intellectual property; patents are intellectual property. Intellectual property is supposed to encourage advancement of sciences (and arts, though not in this case). If you get a good original idea, you patent it, and for a limited amount of time only you can use the good idea. Therefore, you have a motivation to come up with good ideas.

      I don't know where you're getting this entrapment stuff from. Believe it or not, you can actually search for and read already issued patents. Did you think they were top secret?

    6. Re:yet one... by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      No.. the solution is not to issue overbroad patents.

      One of the fundamental principles of a patent is that you DONT have to actively police it; it's a monopoloy granted by the state. The point of a patent was so an inventor would NOT have to expend huge legal resources just to keep his patent, as with trademark.

      Trademark is like this because it only has value as long as it's commonly associated with your name; a patent is more akin to a copyright, and it can't just evaporate.

    7. Re:yet one... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Funny


      yet one... more case of Patents gone crazy.


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    8. Re:yet one... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many software patents would be filed if the PTO required full, compileable and functional source code to be part of the description and therefore to be on public display for everybody to pounce on as soon as their 17 years was up? Imagine reaction if their next big improvement was already patented by a competitor as an improvement on your existing patent?

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    9. Re:yet one... by gregmac · · Score: 1
      So your solution is to prevent RealNetworks and Ogg (hypothetically) from ever having existed?

      Well, basically, yes. If they never existed, you never would have missed them. :) But really, they would have devised another way to accomplish what they're trying to do that doesn't infringe on Acacia's patent.

      So you think they approve patents they don't even understand? The patent office is supposed to decide if the patent is okay or not, and if they don't know what the hell they're doing, then they have no purpose.

      Well, that's the feeling I get considering how many broad patents are issued, espessially in the software area. It was my understanding they weren't supposed to issue broad patents.

      Believe it or not, you can actually search for and read already issued patents.

      Yes, you can. So why is RealNetworks a company? Why does Ogg exist? How does Fraunhofer have patents on MP3? Why did Microsoft create WMP? Apple has had QuickTime for years. I guess none of them bothered to search for patents?

      Perhaps it's more along the lines of these patents being obscure and hard - if not impossible - to find, or the fact there's 6+ million. You can describe a patent on cookies without actually using the word 'cookie'. Now how exactly is anyone supposed to find that patent?

      Want another example? SBC claims Web frames patent. Why didn't they try to enforce this patent when W3C added them to the HTML specifications in 1997? And Netscape, Microsoft and others had browers that could render them probably earlier than that.

      I don't know where you're getting this entrapment stuff from.

      Entrapment probably wasn't the right word. Perhaps extorsion would have been better.

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    10. Re:yet one... by arkanes · · Score: 1
      The patent office DOESN'T know what the hell it's doing. And it has a vested interest in granting patents - since they started allowed software & buisnes patents, the PO is actually a profit center and they use that to massive effect in Congress.

      The PO policy is to grant patents that aren't obviously (for small values of obvious, I might add) and let the courts resolve which ones area actually valid.

    11. Re:yet one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...RealNetworks and Ogg...

      they would have devised another way to accomplish what they're trying to do that doesn't infringe on Acacia's patent.

      You seem to be mistaken about the scope and validity of Acacia's patents. Have you read them??? (Sorry, I don't have the patent numbers handy.) The first patent (1991) is on the idea of transmitting compressed multimedia data over a network from a "library" of video (and I think audio too). That means if you put compressed multimedia files (mpeg, ogg, realmedia, etc) on a web server (or gopher), you infringe on their patent. There is no descripton of an actual device, just the idea of transmitting files in this way.

      Any idiot who used networked computers at this time probably could have come up with it. In fact, I vividly remember plenty of sources in the late eighties which talked about exactly this type of system. They just didn't go into specifics like saying the files would be compressed. (as I remember) But obviously, one will have to compress a video file to be able to transmit the thing on a network. Compressed video was already in use at the time of the patent. The file "library" described was already in use as well (gopher--http was created shortly after).

      The "inventors" didn't invent anything. They just took common ideas already in place and wrote them in a patent. The only thing stopping such a system from happening was the current limitations of networks and video compression--neither of which were problems solved in the patent.

      Also try to find the 1998 patent. It patents Real's multimedia streaming--which they already had widely deployed by then. I suppose the only reason Real didn't do anything was because they were checkmated by the original patent. Those "inventors" are just con artists.

    12. Re:yet one... by tuanjim_2001 · · Score: 1

      ok now how many people rushed to www.patentsgonewild.com? show of hands please? anyone? anyone?

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    13. Re:yet one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo. *Raises hand*

      But there wasn't anything there. :-(

    14. Re:yet one... by gregmac · · Score: 1
      You seem to be mistaken about the scope and validity of Acacia's patents. Have you read them???

      No, because I couldn't find them. And I know the name of the company and basically what I'm searching for. Perhaps I'm doing something wrong, or the PO website is setup very non-intuatively, but seems to prove my point even more (at least to myself..)

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  9. Uh Oh... by FFtrDale · · Score: 4, Funny
    Is Acacia going to file a patent application for sex, too, along with their patent on streaming video? We know that the US Patent Office hasn't been too alert about prior art...

    Yeah, yeah, go ahead & reply w/ the obligatory joke about /.ers "not having to worry about getting sued for infringement."

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    1. Re:Uh Oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you kidding me? With as little actual work as they do I'm convinced everyone at the patent office spends 99% of their time banging chicks! That's the only explanation I can come up with. I'm guessing they'll spot the prior art on that one...

    2. Re:Uh Oh... by Brynath · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing if they do let it through, we know that no one at the patent office is getting any, I'm pretty sure it is a dull job.

    3. Re:Uh Oh... by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      Don't the p0rn companies that are opposing Acacia have a rather large collection of prior art for that sort of patent?

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    4. Re:Uh Oh... by medscaper · · Score: 1
      Yeah, yeah, go ahead & reply w/ the obligatory joke about/.ers "not having to worry about getting sued for infringement."

      Well, y'know at least we'll all be safe.

      Slashdotters won't ever get sued for infringement

      Get it?

      Slashdotters...no sex...

      Awww, never mind.

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    5. Re:Uh Oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think /.ers have to worry about getting sued for infringement.

  10. Slapped...buckling... by canning · · Score: 4, Funny

    Eight firms agreed to Acacia's terms. But 40 didn't, and Acacia promptly slapped them with lawsuits. Rather than buckling, though, several of the porno sites joined together and stood their ground. Now Acacia is in the fight of its life and may even face a shareholder revolt as a result.

    Searching for sexual innuendos..... searching......

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    1. Re:Slapped...buckling... by Requiem · · Score: 1

      Now Acacia is in the fight of its life and may even face a shareholder revolt

      So, is that like an orgy?

    2. Re:Slapped...buckling... by antibryce · · Score: 4, Funny
      Searching for sexual innuendos..... searching......

      You must be using MSN's search engine. Here's the output from Google:

      Searching...82374982734987298347289347982 Results found.

      Hope that helps. :)

    3. Re:Slapped...buckling... by the+gnat · · Score: 1
      Searching for sexual innuendos..... searching...
      "We intend to put on a very vigorous defense."

      Mmmm, I'll bet it's vigorous all right.
    4. Re:Slapped...buckling... by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      it's 1:00AM. Slashdot paints the word Porn over and over on its front page. . . Just what kind of a responce where they looking for again? Something tells me that it wasn't intellectual conversation.

      Searching for sexual innuendos? Don't bother, the article is funny in and of itself -_-

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    5. Re:Slapped...buckling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, looks like "slapped" has possibilities... so does "buckling", though just a little bit.

      "Joined together" could be sexual, if used in the right context... "fight of its life" .. hmm .. BSDM?

      I dunno, when all else fails, use the following formula:

      Choose a Subject-TransitiveVerb-Object sentence, then turn it around according to the following template: "Yeah, I'd really like to TransitiveVerb HER Object, if you know what I mean!

      Then say it in a really leery lecherous voice while nodding your head. Thus:

      "Yeah, I'd really like to agree to HER terms, if you know what I mean!"

      Sometimes you can be a little loose with the rules and not strictly use the object of the sentence:

      "Yeah, I'd really like to promptly slap HER lawsuits, if you know what I mean!"

      You can then ad-lib accordingly:

      "All that bitch needs is to stand MY ground, if you know what I'm saying!!"

      "Fight for your life baby, because after you face that shareholder revolt, you'll have to face THIS! (pointing down)"

      And so forth.

      Damn, I should patent this.

    6. Re:Slapped...buckling... by tankdilla · · Score: 1

      Acadia facing stiff resistance in the lawsuit.

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    7. Re:Slapped...buckling... by bgat · · Score: 1

      This is the best writing I've seen on Slashdot since.... well, ever! Bravo! :^)

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    8. Re:Slapped...buckling... by ShortSpecialBus · · Score: 1

      holy shit, thats the funniest thing i've read all day.

      I will live my life by those rules from hereon.

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  11. They have the patent but do they have the tech? by Cruciform · · Score: 1

    Did Acacia actually have anything of substance? Or is it just one of those "a method to over the net" patents that mention an idea but not much else.

    Unless these companies are using tech developed at Acacia what right does Acacia have to their income?

  12. WAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We slashbots defend innovation and intellectual property rights, just so long as they're free as in speech and the owners dont expect to get paid.

    Buncha hypocrites.

    Luckily noone in the world gives two shits about the ramblings of smelly unemployed "linux experts".

  13. Note to Editors and Posters by Entropy_ah · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't EVER post a story about porn sites and end it with a link entitled "Check it out here"
    You really got my hopes up :(

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    1. Re:Note to Editors and Posters by Keighvin · · Score: 1

      Like porn is really that hard to find on the web?

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  14. How long before... by cyril3 · · Score: 4, Funny
    your bad English gets you into trouble with Disney.

    sent hundreds of letters to various porn web sites to arrange royalty deals, picking on the small fry before trying to take on well-heeled companies such as Disney.

    I imagine they will feel insulted at being called a well heeled porn site.

    1. Re:How long before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well heeled porn site...you mean you haven't seen all that belle/snow white/etc erotic art floating around the net? ...um, neither have I!

    2. Re:How long before... by idiot900 · · Score: 1

      Well, there is a conspiracy theory that says Disney is actually a secret purveyor of porn...

    3. Re:How long before... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Ever looked down Snow White's cleavage? good stuff. Jessica in "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit" was pretty hot for a toon, and their was a lot of sexual innuendos too.

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  15. The Pron Horde by Nemus · · Score: 3, Funny
    Considering the fact that theres like, what, a half a billion + websites that doing streaming video, can you imagine the sheer awesome might of a nearly industry wide class action lawsuit against these guys?

    It would be like a massive horde of little white knights rushing to breach......wait. Lets not go there.

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  16. Small Fry? by fishbert42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Acadia Research has sent hundreds of letters to various porn web sites ... picking on the small fry before trying to take on well-heeled companies such as Disney."

    By 'various porn web sites' do you mean the single largest online industry and the driving force behind countless advancements of the internet over the years? I think it's safe to say that Acadia Research chose the wrong 'small fry' to pick on.

    1. Re:Small Fry? by antis0c · · Score: 1

      And lets not forget the single online industry that brought in profits, and continues to bring in profits in spite of an economy where the mere mention of the Internet sends shudders down the spines of accountants and stockholders everywhere.

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  17. Patent This! by I-R-Baboon · · Score: 0

    Just when I thought I had read the epitomy of ignorance with Dell's propietary printer cartridges and others brandishing the DMCA to destroy any competition a story like this comes around makes me say gee I'm glad to be able to see this too.

    How much more greedy and petty can people become? Its sickening, oh shit is that going to be patented too after the fact?

    Maybe if they had focused their energy on producing a quality product that they could have had a legitimate claim too instead of trying to shake down smalltime porn websites like chicago gangsters shaking down a small grocery store waving tommy guns around, they wouldnt be facing a potential stockholder revolt. Why doesn't the inventor of the television sue the makers of monitors, I mean after all they came up with the idea of transmitting information and entertainment on a glowing screen first. What will be next?

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  18. Slogan for the 40 companies fighting back... by SensitiveMale · · Score: 2, Funny

    No mean no!

  19. wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "peddle videos of women (and men) doffing their clothes--and much more"

    are they going to doff their hair and fingernails too?

  20. Re:First incoherent story entry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Basically,

    1. Some company patented "streaming video".
    2. They began shaking down porn websites, figuring they wouldn't fight back.
    3. A bunch of porn sites got together and are fighting back.

  21. All I want... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is a royalty-free streaming video feed of the court proceedings. They promise to be quite entertaining.

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  22. Disney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tried telling everyone that Disney was a major porn company, but they didn't believe me. But now here is proof.

    Pocahontas and the Little Mermaid are the epitome of perfection. God they look good.

  23. the patents? by ziplux · · Score: 1

    does anyone have a link to the actual patents? there's probably prior art for this.

  24. Simple Solution by cranos · · Score: 4, Funny

    Make them watch twenty hours of Ron Jeremy, they'll buckle quicker than Asia Carerras panties come off

  25. Why post as AC? by FFtrDale · · Score: 2, Funny

    You'd get karma points for being modded up as Insightful and Funny!

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    1. Re:Why post as AC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone modded it up Funny the same time as I modded it up Insightful. ^_^

    2. Re:Why post as AC? by Adam9 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't replying to the thread (AC or logged in) remove your moderation score? It happened to me once and I was a little upset.

    3. Re:Why post as AC? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      yeah, use two browsers or delete the cookies, then post AC to a thread you've already MODed

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  26. porn? Disney? by fbg111 · · Score: 1

    Since last year Acadia Research has sent hundreds of letters to various porn web sites to arrange royalty deals, picking on the small fry before trying to take on well-heeled companies such as Disney.

    So Disney is into porn now? Is that hentai, or hardcore?

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  27. Is the article writer trying to advertise Acacia? by happyhippy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "Acacia Research reported a net loss last year of $29.6 million on sales that plummeted to $882,000, from $24.6 million the previous year. If nothing else, the stock is a screaming bargain"

    No, its a screaming warning sign not to invest you idiot. And coupled with this ridiculous patent grab its a bigger warning to stay away.

  28. Use It Or Lose It by schnarff · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I know that our current patent system is set up so that, if you don't defend your patent for a certain amount of time, you can't just come back and start attempting to enforce it. Perhaps, as we see more and more cases like this, it would be smart for the Congress or the Courts to much more clearly define the limits on trying to enforce a patent after you didn't bother for a while. Though this might lead to more vigorous legal action to defend ridiculous patents in the short-term, it might do good long-term by helping prevent fiascos like this one (or the one where some company tried to claim they'd patented the hyperlink...etc, ad nauseum).

    1. Re:Use It Or Lose It by Steven+Blanchley · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I know that our current patent system is set up so that, if you don't defend your patent for a certain amount of time, you can't just come back and start attempting to enforce it.

      You must be thinking of trademarks; see my comment on that. Patents cannot be lost by neglect to defend them. However, it may happen that the patent cannot be enforced in a certain case.

      If company B has been infringing company A's patent for five years, and company A knew about it all along, and then suddenly decides to sue over it, B can use as a defense that, in effect, A's ignorage of the infringement excused it.

      But if company C then comes along and infringes the same patent for the first time, A would still be able to enforce the patent on C. So patents are never lost completely, only partially under certain circumstances.

      Also, this kind of situation doesn't tend to come up very often.

  29. several of Disney's movie companies by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 0, Troll

    already produce porno.

    I say outlaw porno. Period. There is more to life than jacking off. If people would put as much effort into bettering themselves as they put into beating the lizard this would be a better world..

    1. Re:several of Disney's movie companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is completely false. If you think otherwise, please prove it.

    2. Re:several of Disney's movie companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know how much effort is wasted by creating stupid and un-enforceable laws that are against the Constitution in the first place? Probably just as much, if not more, than jacking off. And what do you consider bettering oneself? Surely you don't think that the only reason someone isn't bettering themself is because he is waxing the whale, do you? I dunno, maybe they have a few minutes to kill? :-)

    3. Re:several of Disney's movie companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's with all of the euphamisms? The term you are looking for is masturbation.

    4. Re:several of Disney's movie companies by buckminsterinsd · · Score: 1
      This guy sez:
      I say outlaw porno. Period. There is more to life than jacking off. If people would put as much effort into bettering themselves as they put into beating the lizard this would be a better world..


      Funny, I could have sworn folks had a right to life, liberty and to chase down and kill whatever makes 'em happy.

      Maybe I missed it but when did this dude get put in charge of deciding what people ought to read, watch on TV or how to better themselves?

      We really need to keep our eye on guys like this. If we don't, they'll start burning books, telling us there's only one right way to live, or worship or whatever and make people who disagree with them disappear in the middle of the night. These guys have pulled that kinda shit before ya know...

      best regards,

      buck
    5. Re:several of Disney's movie companies by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      "euphamisms". Do you mean "euphemisms"? Or indeed onanism?

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  30. Fish took off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow... First Ally, now Richard. I guess they call it "John Cage & Associates" now.

  31. DMCA Toilet Paper by FFtrDale · · Score: 1

    From a Lexmark printer?

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  32. Let's show them how we feel! by the+gnat · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think every healthy, freedom-loving Slashdot reader owes these porn purveyors our thanks. Each and every one of you should go subscribe to their services tonight - remember, you're doing it to protect innovation. If this angers your wife/girlfriend, tell her it's for a good cause.

  33. Intellectual Property Sucks, Porn Chix Swallow :) by capitalsucks · · Score: 0

    Haha about the amazon thing, yeah, fuck intellectual property and intellectual propertarians.

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  34. I hope the succeed... by Randolpho · · Score: 1

    I hope the challenge succeeds. Not because I have any love of porn on the web (I hate pop-up hell with a passion -- long live kazaa for pr0n!), but because I so badly hate patent whores.

    But then... ah, nevermind. I could waste a ton of bandwidth waxing political, but what good would it do?

    I'll just shut up now.

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    1. Re:I hope the succeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good idea. People might think you're even more stupid than what your comments have already led us to believe.

    2. Re:I hope the succeed... by Randolpho · · Score: 1

      Yeah, misspelling "they" has such huge ramifications.

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  35. Yeah. That'll work. by FFtrDale · · Score: 2, Funny
    Just as it did with liquor^H^H^H^H^H^H drugs^H^H^H^H^H umm... ?

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  36. Failed Business Models by TuballoyThunder · · Score: 4, Interesting
    A quote that I found interesting in the article was:
    Acacia Research reported a net loss last year of $29.6 million on sales that plummeted to $882,000, from $24.6 million the previous year. If nothing else, the stock is a screaming bargain. The market values the entire company at just 43% of the $55 million Acacia has on hand in cash and cash equivalents. "All I know is I've been buying a lot of stock lately," Ryan says gamely.
    It seems to me that the business model of getting vague or overly broad patents does not provide a steady income stream. If you go to their web site you find that they still list their V-chip technology (even though they lost a patent enforcement case--guess the patent was not that important) and their biochip technology (also a loser in the courts).

    The bottom line is that there is a desperate need for patent reform. My first suggestion is a peer review process. Technology specialization has gotten to the point where I do not think a fulltime patent clerk can stay current in a field. Second, the patent process must be completed in a short timeframe. If you cannot provide a clear patent right away, then you probably do not have good idea. The current patent process has a disclosure document program that can be used to help establish precedent. It even provides for a patent pending. IMHO those two concepts provide sufficient protection of an idea. The purpose of a finite timeframe is to reduce the number of submarine patents.

    A dissenting opinion to my view can be found here.

    1. Re:Failed Business Models by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      All though I agree with your assessment, let me make some points. This event could have far reaching substantial consequences for all those involved and on the industry as a whole. I have experience with said individuals and although many things have been said about them, they are strong team players and a valuable asset to this organization. Irregardless, I have also been blessed with the opportunity to work with said technology and I can tell you that it will live up to it's potential and set new paradigms. Moving forward, it's time that all of us start thinking outside the box and work towards a greater synergy.

    2. Re:Failed Business Models by jamesangel · · Score: 1
      The purpose of a finite timeframe is to reduce the number of submarine patents.

      Yeah, I hear the navy has a lot of trouble with those.

    3. Re:Failed Business Models by arkanes · · Score: 1

      I like the original idea of only being able to patent something that you can actually bring into the patent office and show them. Patents shouldn't be granted on ephermal concepts like algorithms anyway.

    4. Re:Failed Business Models by pod · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point of a patent, which allows you, the little guy, to think up some invention, draw up some blueprints, patent your design and get money from investors to actually build your invention.

      The downside of patents is that you can do the above, and sit on your patent looking for and sueing hapless infringers.

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    5. Re:Failed Business Models by arkanes · · Score: 1

      That's what the whole "patent pending" situation is for.

  37. Missed the context by Goonie · · Score: 1

    IIRC, the article said that the company was sitting on a pile of cash and assets much greater than the value of the company's stock. If this is really true, and the owners think there's no prospect of a sustainable business going forward, it would be good sense to just cease operations and split the loot up between them.

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  38. For statistical analysis by FFtrDale · · Score: 1

    I suppose you'll run a Box-Cox transformation to normalize the data...

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  39. Hey kids, let's play "Cowboys and Muslims" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Latest word from Iraq--we are wiping out whole brigades of Iraqis at a time. We are mowing them down like hay. These Iraqi fools are on a suicide mission.

    Bill O'Reilly had an exclusive email to Col. Hunt from a 3rd Infantry member and it described a slaughter. The 3rd encountered 10 Iraqi elite units. Eight surrendered. The other two were literally slaughtered.

    The email described a battlefield littered with body parts sometimes three feet deep. The Iraqi would just charge tanks shooting their guns. And got mowed down. The email said they guess they ALONE have killed 10,000 Iraqi soldiers.

    Yeeee Haaaa!

    1. Re:Hey kids, let's play "Cowboys and Muslims" by mabhatter654 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      ...and just like the indians we'll run out of "real" troops to kill, but still not win the war. Then we'll have to fight "terrorism" by the women and children as we squeeze the country harder and harder to "recover" what it cost us to "liberate" them!

      You can't fight an Arab war without becoming a monster yourself. It's the nature of the beast, look at 5000 years of recorded history to back it up! Even the brits were cruel and hated during their reign only 50 years ago. We're well on our way to becomming the next Rome--untill China/India decides to whip up on us and complete the circle around the world!

    2. Re:Hey kids, let's play "Cowboys and Muslims" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. I guess they should have surrendered then.

  40. free pr0n for the destitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey did you read the story about the 41-year old virgin? Well that's me in another 8 years. So, like in the interest of helping the destitute, I propose everyone post their favorite free pr0n site here. Please, take pity on those of us who couldn't get a date with a 350-pound hooker.

  41. This is getting stupid by rf0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Haven't the US patent office worked out yet the system is being abuse? I mean as they are going for streaming media does this mean they could go for people who are downloading MP3's (legal or not). This case deserves to be kicked out of court or its going to be hell for everyone. Of course if this is allowed I'm going to patent toilet paper and then ask for 1% of everyone income. Now that would be crap :P (pun intended)

    Rus

    1. Re:This is getting stupid by D.A.+Zollinger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Haven't the US patent office worked out yet the system is being abuse?

      The problem is, that the US Patent Office sees itself as a government profit center. It has no desire to correct any abuses because it doesn't see abuses, it sees all the money it is raking in with the fees it charges in granting and maintaining patents. To make any kind of reform in the USTPO, a major paradigm shift needs to occur within the USTPO concerning its place in the United States Government.

      We may all agree that the place of the USTPO is to encourage innovation by rewarding those who perform the research nessessary to create advancements. It is my belief that this was the original purpose of the USTPO. In 1980, The United States Supreme Court broadened the scope of what is patentable - allowing "anything under the sun that is made by man" to be patented. Then again in 1998, the scope was broadened even further allowing "methods of doing business" patentable.

      We are now seeing the fallout of these decisions. Individuals and corporations patenting ideas and concepts that previously were not patentable, irregardless as to any prior art of such ideas or concepts. Perhaps someone should patent the idea of a corporation or a business and sue anyone who would use a patent as a cudgel to extort a small organization instead of using it for its intended purpose - defense of inventions from those who would profit from their research.

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  42. Re:fp by nugneant · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That just serves as good evidence that nobody, repeat, nobody should troll /. until AFTER the PCP wears off.

  43. Re:Small Fry?-Acadia get's "screwed" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even more than that. Have you ever met any porn industry owners (offline and on)? Those guys (and gals) mean business. Considering the usual guff they have to put up with on a daily business One usually comes out hard boiled in that kind of environment.

  44. What I wanna know ... by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this just FEEL absurd? The pornographers (demonized as evil) fighting the good fight against a corporation (idealized as guardians of innovation and american spirit).

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  45. Aaaargh! Cajuns the state over are running amok! by Durindana · · Score: 1

    As any well-educated nerd knows, Acadians are descended from French-Canadian exiles who fled Nova Scotia (aka Acadia) for south Louisiana centuries ago.

    Since then we've been speaking French and cooking gumbo. But I'm pretty sure "acacia" is a tree indigenous to the Middle East.

    Get it straight you bastards! We Cajuns (itself a Creole bastardization of 'Acadian') ain't up in no streaming-media piracy, no! Mais non!

  46. Porn technology by nospamme3003 · · Score: 1

    I saw a porno once where a guy was "streaming" in a woman's mouth, but I didn't think you could patent such a thing.

  47. Pee Wee Herman by harriet+nyborg · · Score: 1
    I heard Wee Herman received on of these cease and desist letters....

    His lawyer said that Mr. Herman did not infringe because he wasn't streaming.... he was only dribbling.

    1. Re:Pee Wee Herman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard Wee Herman received on of these cease and desist letters....

      His lawyer said that Mr. Herman did not infringe because he wasn't streaming.... he was only dribbling.


      Funny as it may be, but I actually did receive such a letter and let me tell you, that we did surely not find it as funny as you seem to suggest. Please do try to think next time before you post such a statement, so you will not be seen as a person, who cannot understand the subject.

  48. the pimp game by tankdilla · · Score: 1

    Here's a little analogy that came to mind.
    A pimp makes money off his hoes. Now somebody is trying to make money off the pimps (we'll call this person Supapimp). Supapimp didn't invent the pimpin game, so how does he expect to get pimpin royalties? You can't just decide to tax the rest of the pimps and expect to get away with it. All those pimps gon come with the pimpslap, and Supapimp won't end up with nuthin but a sore ass.

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    1. Re:the pimp game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't just decide to tax the rest of the pimps and expect to get away with it.

      Why not? It works for the guvment doesn't it?

  49. Wow, that sounds familiar. by speedfreak_5 · · Score: 1

    Didn't Marx say something along the lines of "the seeds for the destruction of capitalism are within"?

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  50. Wow.. by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

    Seeing as streaming video is BUILT IN to most media players/codecs, this is gonna get thrown out quick. Not to mention the idea of streaming video is probably 50 years old, what with those dreams of videophones and all..

  51. Same Story, different players by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

    Does anybody remember this story about the chocolatier who refused to buckle to PanIP, a company that claims to have the patents on e-commerce? These two situations seem nearly identical. I wonder how a win/loss in one case might affect the other?

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  52. Acacia better watch out by Pettifogger · · Score: 1

    If Acacia goes after Goatse, I'm going down there myself to teach them a thing or two.

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    IAAL

  53. the linux guy by tankdilla · · Score: 1

    Didn't some dumbass try to copyright the name Linux and then sue Linus? This isn't the same case since the porn people didn't invent streaming video, but it's another case of abusing the system.

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    1. Re:the linux guy by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Yes a coalition of Distro's bitchslaped some sense into the guy in court and then gave it back to Linus, that's while Linux is realy Linux now or Linux tm in broken browsers

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  54. Here are the actual patents by gjb6676 · · Score: 1

    I can't seem to find the patents after doing a search at the patent office website http://patft.uspto.gov/. Anybody have better luck?

    1. Re:Here are the actual patents by gjb6676 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm a dumbass, I found them. All the patent numbers are listed here

      Here are the 5 US Patent Office Links:
      # 5,132,992
      # 5,253,275
      # 5,550,863
      # 6,002,720
      # 6,144,702

  55. Form a company w/ I-R-Baboon!!! (11:34 pm, above) by FFtrDale · · Score: 1
    and print DMCA on yours with your Lexmark printer! Then you can additionally sue everybody else for using an inferior but infringing design (toilet paper without the DMCA logo is like a CD without DRM or even the artists's name, right?) and failing to pay you royalties. You guys are going to be rich!

    And IRB (140733): no insult intended; I think that you guys are both right.

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  56. Re:Aaaargh! Cajuns the state over are running amok by Sandman1971 · · Score: 1
    Actually, you've got your facts sorta mixed up.

    Cajuns are Acadians who migrated from Nova Scotia to Louisiana. Cajuns, are in fact, Acadians in Louisiana.

    Acadians is a group of people/culture/region (Acadie) from Nova Scotia. They are alive and well IN Nova Scotia, still living and breathing to this day.

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  57. When was this patented? by Sandman1971 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone know when this was originally patented? I can't seem to find it at the Patent Office online. I remember watching streaming video/audio in Real Player around 95, and videoconferencing in 90-91 (which is streaming video). Unless they patented this in the early 80's, there's TONS of prior art to this.
    Hmmmm, maybe I'll patent the idea of prior art. Wonder if it's been tried already.

    Prior Art: The process of which indicates if an already existing patent and/or use was already pre-existing. If anything remotely acts/looks/operates/functions to/like anything already existing, they are in violation of this patent.

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  58. I hear. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good things about Teve Torbes.

  59. A bit of infantilism in Forbes by panurge · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Did anybody else notice the rather prurient tone of the Forbes article? The baby talk about people taking their clothes off, and the "you wouldn't want to know"?
    How many of their readers need to have explained in baby talk what streamed video porn might be about? And then there's the suggestion that a law firm had to be persuaded to take the case. Let's just explain this. The way you "persuade" a law firm to take your case is, you offer them enough money.

    The writer seems to be uncomfortable that porn companies are involved. But it's hard to understand why they should be any worse ethically than gun companies, liquor companies, and certainly tobacco companies, and they spend huge amounts of money on lobbying and litigation to protect their interests.

    Anyway, they are to be applauded. Acacia is basically (in my admittedly incompetent opinion only) a loser company with a business model based on a protection racket, and has tried to set the price of being left alone at a level low enough that its victims will pay rather than litigate. They have chosen to litigate, and that increases the chance that this kind of thing will fail in future. Which is good for innovation and the economy. And, as I suspect the Democrats will be saying in 2004, it's the economy, stupid.

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    1. Re:A bit of infantilism in Forbes by Bostik · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, I found the ending quote of the article quite hilarious. A company that both provides and distributes porn flicks, saying "We don't need a partner for years and years."

      That must be just too accurate a description of their clientele.

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  60. Patent reform preposal by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    Patent restricted to no more than 10 years.
    Should your patent go unimplamented for a year after being issued you lose your patent.
    You may not 'protect' a patent you have never implamented.

    The idea of patents are that once you've implamented your unique idea that someone else dosen't copy you.
    The problem with thies new patent ploys is the patent holders never actually implamented the patent. Thies are just holds on technology other people would later actually do.
    It's a violation of the consept.

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    1. Re:Patent reform preposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think posts were people can't spell simple words like IMPLEMENTED, PROPOSAL, and CONCEPT. should be removed after 10 minutes.

  61. Mod parent up! by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

    I would mod you up, but alas, I have no mod points.

    Your technique would be a lot more applicable if the article actually talked about women in any way other than the third-person plural. As it is, the best one I came up with is:

    I'd like to control a third of HIS firm stock, if you get my drift!

    No, I am not a homosexual.

  62. How about..this? by DaBj · · Score: 1
    Searching for sexual innuendos..... searching......

    How about the last part of the article?
    "We don't need a partner for years and years."
    =)
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    1. Re:How about..this? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      It's time for shareholders to rise up and do something,
      A tough-talking, 69-year-old former Navy jet pilot who claims he slipped into Moscow's Red Square
      They've made a business model out of a loophole
      Unlike the pr0n industry which made a fortune out of other kinds of hole.

      It's clearly a bone of contention, and only time will tell if the pr0n operators stand firm or get in a flap and fluff it.
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  63. Pee Wee Herman by harriet+nyborg · · Score: 0

    sorry pee wee. it's not very funny either to have invested in research and development to create a new invention, to bear the expense of filing an application for patent, and then watch the world steal it. there are two sides to every story. please do try to keep this in mind. p.s. (i liked "big adventure", but i guess your "big adventure" means there will never be a sequel.)

  64. How do they stand up to a trademark lawsuit? by JTFritz · · Score: 1
    Hmm.. a company that goes around enforcing patents that they did nothing to get, named Acadia Research?

    Funny, I have a client named Acadia Research (in the financial sector) that is in no way related to these losers. If I remember correctly, they do have a trademark on the name "Acadia Research".

    I wonder if my client should file a trademark infringement suit against these jokers... Anybody got any thoughts?

    1. Re:How do they stand up to a trademark lawsuit? by Loosewire · · Score: 1

      Bust their ass down to
      "the company formerly known as acadia research"

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    2. Re:How do they stand up to a trademark lawsuit? by debest · · Score: 1

      Anybody got any thoughts?

      Yeah, the submitter and /. poster are lazy and didn't RTFA very well. The company is called "Acacia", not "Acadia".

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    3. Re:How do they stand up to a trademark lawsuit? by JTFritz · · Score: 1

      My apologies... When I was reading this article at 6AM, my lazy eyes completely missed that one.

  65. Fish & Richardson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cool! they did about 35 of my patents. maybe they
    have a chance.

  66. It's Acacia Research! by Cyb3rt3k · · Score: 1

    Stop ruining the good name of Acadians. :(

  67. Fish & ... by pfl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey!

    Where are Cage & McBeal?
    What's the deal with Fish and that other guy? That "Richardson" seems suspiciously like "Richard"...

  68. Shouldn't they sue REAL and MS? by GrubInCan · · Score: 1

    This may be complete ignorance of the patent system, but if I had patented the lighbulb, shouldn't I expect to get royalties from the manufacturers, not the end user? (althought the manufacturer will pass the cost to the end user).

    Since most web sites use Real media or MS streaming servers, not their own home built ones, aren't REAL and MS the people infringing on the patent?

  69. Acacia, not Acadia by Dr.+Mojura · · Score: 1

    By the way, the company is Acacia , not Acadia , which is the national park in Maine by where I live...

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  70. Sexist Pig by nanojath · · Score: 1
    If this angers your wife/girlfriend...


    Sexist pig... assuming that every healthy, freedom-loving Slashdot reader is either male or a lesbian... Well I'm here to say, ladies, pay-porn-for-protest is your right too!

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  71. You can take my porn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can take my porn when you pry it from my cold, dead, sticky hands!

  72. I'm not buying this video... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm waiting for the one with Snoop Dogg.

  73. Who's behind the porn industy? by side0rder · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure, but I've heard t'ings. I think I'd rather pick on the house of the mouse than try an get a "tax" from the good fella's. They usually settle out of court don't they?

  74. Can't happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The lawsuits were filled in federal district court. Federal court proceedings cannot be videotaped, let alone streamed, under any circumstances.

  75. source not required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have previously held in Hayes and in Fonar (after the district court decided this case) that when disclosure of software is required, it is generally sufficient if the functions of the software are disclosed, it usually being the case that creation of the specific source code is within the skill of the art. Fonar Corp. v. General Electric Co., Nos. 96-1075, 96-1106

    One ordinarily skilled in art should be able to code from functionality described.

  76. Re:Aaaargh! Cajuns the state over are running amok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So..

    The Acadians kicked the cajuns out because they were catholic?

  77. Fish & Richardson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my opinion,

    I bet these guys are gonna rack up some hours on that pr0n industry consortium $$.

    They will correspondingly try and dry up the limited Acacia legal fund money.

    The key will be in both sides' proposed scheduling orders for the trial.

    F&R will possibly argue for a long, drawn out trial and Acacia will argue for a streamlined trial.

  78. Link to info on the Patents by bewert · · Score: 1
    Here is the overview of their Digital Media Transmission patents. The first one issued in the US has a priority date of Jan. 7, 1991. From a quick look they look pretty solid.


    As an inventor and founder of a company that holds several patents, in the area of dynamically controlling digital video speed, I have some feelings on both sides of the issue. We have consistently tried to implement our inventions, and in fact had to scramble to get our first app in as we showed an early implementation at a trade show in 1994 to try to drum up interest. We are involved in several "discussions" over products that appeared several years later, and every single one has declared they do not infringe upon our patents. Time will tell... Plus, I am trying to figure out what to do about some much larger companies that have brought out features on products in the last 12-18 months that look like they infringe. My investors want us to do something, and we have to try, but when our pockets are shallow and others are deep, what is the solution?


    On the other hand, when companies buy up patents and try to enforce them without ever creating products themselves, that kind of gets my goat. The whole patent thing was started to give little guys like us some sort of defensive weapon when fighting to build a product and a market.

  79. Also in the news today... by PS-SCUD · · Score: 1

    Microsoft views playboy as a competitor, and is launching it's own porn site: www.playbill.com

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  80. enforcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need :

    #1 some revenues to be coming in on the infringing products

    #2 a good case

    #3 A person who can dedicate time to attempt to find a firm to take your case on contingency or hybrid contingency basis.

    #4 Then you gotta get an separate atty to look over any contingency deal that you cut. ARghhhh!

    #5 Then spend time in litigation that will take away from time to run your business.

    #6 It all sounds pretty lousy, but it could help in the long run to get some experience in learning the system as far a future patents, licensing, enforcements, litigation procedures go instead of relying on atty's for advice on any issue.

    1. Re:enforcement by bewert · · Score: 1
      You sound like you have some experience with this issue : ) Want to talk more privately? My direct e-mail is on our website.


      I've been reverse engineering suspect products and putting tegether claim-by-claim Powerpoint presentations, detailing the infringing code. The next step I figure is to set up my SoftICE remote debugger to show how it infinges while it is running, and then take this to 1) the company and, if necessary, 2) to a judge in our local Fed Circuit court.

  81. According to economics research by jd · · Score: 1
    Intellectual Property is damaging to the economy.


    No great surprise, there.


    My only problem with this suit is that I loath and detest both sides. Maybe the combined over-inflated egos of everyone involved will cause a gravitational collapse, pulling the lot of them into a gigantic black-hole, thus saving civilization from the evils of both IP and Prawn merchants.

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  82. It really takes talent . . . by taustin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    . . . to invent a business model that let's the porn industry make you look sleazy.

    These people claim to have patents on digital cell phones. I wonder if they realize that yet.

  83. Um, it's "Acacia", not "Acadia"... by writertype · · Score: 1
    Let me introduce you to this wonderful command: it's called "copy", and it actually REPRODUCES the highlighted text, if linked to a complementary command, called "paste". This prevents dumb spelling errors, like misspelling the name of the company both in the headline and in the body of the article: it's "Acacia", not "Acadia". Acadia promotes "communication and critical thinking regarding the use of computers". I'd say the author needs a little of each. :)

    Tomorrow we'll try "select all" and "find".

  84. Re:it -is- stimulating growth. more lawyers by Splork · · Score: 1

    oh it's stimulating growth alright. growth in the number and cost of lawyers to repeatedly attempt to undo what they did.

  85. Beware the pr0n! by Astin · · Score: 1

    The lesson learned? Don't attack the porn sites as "small guys". They'll fight back! That and they actually make enough money to warrant a joint resistance opposed to a lot of the small e-commerce sites that support mom & pop shops.

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  86. Re: Your .sig by flonker · · Score: 1

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    FYI, step 2 should be "smoke crack".

  87. Re: Jefferson grave generator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or Edison.
    and since it'd be over AC power transmission lines, he'd spin even harder!

  88. They did not flee. by Untimely+Ripp'd · · Score: 1

    Acadians are descended from French-Canadian exiles who fled Nova Scotia (aka Acadia) for south Louisiana centuries ago

    "exiles who fled" is a bit of a misstatement. They were rounded up by the British, pushed onto ships, and carried off to Louisiana. If Dad happened to be out fishing when his family was carted off -- too bad.

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    1. Re:They did not flee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking at what a pain in the arse Quebec is, It's a pity the limey's didn't finish the job and kick all the onion-munching surrender monkeys out of Canada.