New Transmeta Chip: "Efficeon"
ddtstudio writes "Oh, "Astro" was such a friendly name -- but it probably had trademark issues. So the alphabet blender came up with "Efficeon" instead. This eWeek story gives the lowdown on what Transmeta is doing apres Linus. There's also a writeup on ExtremeTech."
From the article:
Transmeta is the "number two" vendor in the ultraportable mainstream notebook market
Is that why nobody knows about them? Maybe they should focus some attention on advertising, I don't think many people outside the tech industry knows about Transmeta. Intel spends a rediculous amount of money on product marketing, and when many people get a new computer they want "Intel Inside" because it's what they know. I think if any competitor really wants to break into the chip industry and compete with the big boys they are going to have to get their name out, the real differences between one chip versus another are not very obvious to the consumer, brand recognition is what drives sales.
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I've always looked for performance over name brand, and if this chip can do what the article says it can do...it could give Intel a run for it's money in the portable marketplace.
Does anyone besides me read this as "F-ing Con"? Maybe my problem is that seems like a good description of Transmeta's current business model.
about transmeta chips.. i know they dont perform as wellad ppc or x86 chips but from what i have heard, they have low power consumption in comparison to the more power fuke chips..
The one thing that intrrugued me the most (and this is after i saw a friends sony viao) was that these chips make up for the lack of speed in th ability to emulate any processor.. so i ask this: has anyone done it.Have you run ppc software on your transmeta chip... or anythign like that?
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Why do companies like Intel, AMD, and Transmeta keep having to name processors so they sound like they came straight from the mouth of Rob Schneider's SNL character The Richmeister?
The Celer-on, the Opter-on, the Athl-on, the Effice-on.
It's not good for marketing, guys! Everybody hates Rob Schneider!
Until Slashdot fixes the funny modifier, use insightful or interesting. The poster knows your intentions.
...sounds rather lameon.
You can't copyright a name, but you can trademark it.
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The English will be able to enjoy their Efficeon Chips!
That joke is so bad, I'm questioning if I should post it.
Ahhh, whatever!
OK, I'm not sexist or anything, but the name they chose is horrible. It reminds me of "effeminate", "flaccid". Get your sissy on, eficeon. I know Celeron is not exactly a powerful sounding moniker, but come on, eficeon? It's like limp cheese.
That name is so bad, the only thing worse would be 'Crapeon'. Someone needs to get canned over that one.
I propose we stop with these new-fangled blender names. I propose Transmeta call this new chip "The Scotsman."
Nothing is cheaper with the power than "The Scotsman!" Cue intel-sounding theme, but with bagpipes.
What an awful name. I think someoen used one of those name generator software packages
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
You're darn right there were copyright issues with the name "Astro."
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The bad joke possibilities are just endless...
Efficeon --that name has a, ummm, ugly sound to it.
If it's not too late, maybe the marketing dept. at Transmeta might consider some of my suggestions: "MakeAwisheon"
Or maybe: "ImProudthatImPolisheon"
or "Wishwasheon"
or "Bullisheon"
or "Squisheon" (my favorite)
From dictionary.com
eff: v : have sexual intercourse with; "This student sleeps with everyone in her dorm"; "Adam knew Eve" (know is archaic); "Were you ever intimate with this man?" [syn: love, make out, make love, sleep with, get laid, have sex, know, do it, be intimate, have intercourse, have it away, have it off, screw, fuck, jazz, hump, lie with, bed, have a go at it, bang, get it on, bonk]
So all this time, "Take a cold shower" actually meant..... Nevermind!
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As Raul points out, the power of this architecture is its low power consumption. 80% of the market doesnt pay attention to such things. They want a fast chip that isnt even utilized (read intel) by the system. The only people who would be interested in purchasing this excellent piece of equiptment will be those who have half a clue (read me). Thanks to forums such as these (read /. (read forum for spinning computer halfwits (read me))), they are getting all the marketing they could ever desire (read free).
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> Oh, "Astro" was such a friendly name -- but it
> probably had copyright issues.
Please. Get it straight. Trademark, not copyright.
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According to Transmeta's site, the 'Code Morphing' software only interprets x86 instructions, so we're out of luck there.
However, it would be nice to have a boot-up menu like:
1) x86 - Windows XP
2) PPC - Mac OS X
3) UltraSPARC II - Solaris 9
Unfortunately, Transmeta's chips are mainly geared toward being low power consumption, I doubt making a processor that can do a decent job of emulating other processors is high on their list.
But what % of palm or Rio owners can name what kind of processor powers it? With a PC, the first spec listed is going to be the processor type. Consequently, that gets a lot of attention. With handhelds, most people care a lot more about battery life or form factor than processor type. Which is why I just can't see the day when people start writing in demanding Transmetta processors.
any chip named Efficeon is going to get beat up on the way to school for being a little fruity.
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--Freeword Associations--
Athlon=Athletic
Opteron=Optimal
Celeron=Celerity... or maybe Celebrity
Efficeon=Efficient? That's a compliment like saying the fat girl has a good personality.
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what Transmeta is doing apres Linus
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According to a this article , "Efficeon" was chosen because the former name violated the trademarks of an animation company, Hanna-Barbara. Strange, because these are unrelated products.
Efficeon? This is why the marketing department is always the first to go when the IT guy snaps, and starts stalking the cubicles with an AK-47...
Transmeta Effaceon...The chip that hates itself.
Powering an android near you soon.
From the article:
So will I be able to turn it all the way up to "Max 300"?
Will I retire or break 10K?
...because 'Astro' is, at the very least, a registered trademark for a series of Motorola digital radios and their corresponding voice/data network.
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Efficeon sounds like an Autobot that transforms into a flourescent bulb.
"Derp de derp."
Strange, because these are unrelated products.
Under U.S. law, A product name can still conflict with a completely unrelated product's trademarked name if the other trademark is a "famous trademark" as defined in the Trademark Dilution Act.
Besides, another user pointed out that Motorola, a semiconductor company, sells a product called "Astro".
Will I retire or break 10K?
You should have gotten points for funny rather than interesting, as after reading into it you can tell it's a joke.... they have fuck, and screw in the dictionary.. NO!! hahahah.
Celeron=Celerity... or maybe Celebrity
More like Apium graveolens .
Efficeon=Efficient?
As another user pointed out, Efficeon sounds more like a fish. Transmeta should have plundered classic literature again (like it did with Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe), possibly taking the name "Nemo" from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne. Or maybe not.
That's a compliment like saying the fat girl has a good personality.
You didn't like Shallow Hal either, I take it?
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since no one will buy them? ;)
(sorry, couldn't resist.)
Actually, thats copied exactly from here.
>This eWeek story gives the lowdown on what Transmeta is >doing apres Linus.
;)
We all know by know that Linus apres Transmeta is still doing the same
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Hopefully this iteration will be more readily available than the previous chips.
The transmeta chips have some great power/heat characteristics, and the ability to speed up / slow down based on load. These would be great for a small home linux server / gateway type device.. If there was someone making/selling this type of small/quiet/cool device.
I was all set to use this CPU in my new boy robot too! I was just figuring out how to make the rocket boots.... (Sh*t, I just dated myself)
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I understood that Transmeta's goal was high performance. The plan was to beat Intel on both power consumption and performance. When they realized that it wasn't to be they concetrated on the power saving aspects. But way back when the market for these was going to be performance workstations and servers.
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Does the name sound like a wussy transformer to anyone else? I picture it being a Kia and as annoying as Bubble Bee
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They should have kept the "Astro" moniker and licensed the cartoon for the marketing.
Oh, and fired thier lawyers. Trademark is difficult to enforce if the products are not in the same market or are marketed for unrelated usage.
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At least they could have used EfficientScreaming. Throw on a GeForce4Go, and it will be screaming...
No. The Pentium M is Intel going for performance and low power full blast instead of doing the Pentium 4 "we just want to ramp up the MHZ for marketing, and we'll leave parts of the chip performing at such slower speeds that the only way to get anything out of those extra cycles is to treat it like a multiprocessor system and stuff another thread down it!" thing. The Pentium M was heralded by people doing processor reviews, but Intel's marketing people were so scared that a higher-performance Intel chip might have a much lower MHZ rating and thus confuse Joe Consumer (gee, pentium M 1.4 vs Pentium 4 M 1.5? Joe Consumer will choose Pentium 4M even though it performs much worse and takes 3 times the power, since he doesn't know anything about instructions per clock) that they don't want anybody to advertise "Pentium M x.y mhz", they want it labeled "Centrino Wireless Solution" (how's that for marketspeak?). If Intel were producing a desktop version of the Pentium M, I'd take it over a P4 any day.
Celeron is probably taken from the Latin adjective celer, celeris, meaning quick (remember the Olympic motto- citius, altius, fortius- faster, higher, stronger? citius is the comparative form of celer, just as better is the comparative form of good). Hardly a good moniker for the reduced performance chip line :)
...on what Transmeta is doing apres Linus.
I believe Linus is still retained by Transmeta, he's just being given a free arm as to what he wants to do: i.e. hack the kernel.
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As my former boss at Bell Labs said when they announced the name "Lucent" for the split-off company and unveiled the red ring logo, "I bet they paid some consultant a _bunch_ of money to come up with that one." Maybe not as bad a name as the Trash-80, but it's certainly no prize.
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For some reason, when people get this one wrong, it really annoys me...
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"Oh, "Astro" was such a friendly name -- but it probably had trademark issues....
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I have used quite a few sub-notebooks(Sony, Toshiba, Fuhitsu) with Crusoe chips(they are found only on sub-notebooks) and not one of the notebooks even get battery life of slightly more than 2 hours. I would really like to know what model of laptop you are talking about.
It'd be nice if the new chip is at least a bit faster than the Via stuff - the 800 MHz mini-itx boxes don't need fans, but are supposed to be really marginal at crunching DVDs, while the 1 GHz version of the mini-itx have fans in them. Small ones, but not quite silent. (I'm of course typing this on a laptop that's mostly quiet when it isn't overheated, and sitting next to a 233 MHz box P2 that's pretty loud when I don't have the skins off for repairs, and even louder tonight :-)
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