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IBM's New Linux Advertising

Amit Shah writes "IBM is airing a commercial featuring Linux as reported on Economic Times. This could be the first major way to reach out to normal users and explain the benefits of open source and Linux. The ad says, "Collecting data is only the first step toward wisdom, but sharing data is the first step toward community""

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  1. Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    In case the site is slow, here is a mirror.

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    1. Re:Mirror by Andrewkov · · Score: 3, Informative
      Check out IBM's new page, which is referenced by the TV ad: ibm.com/open. Here is a quote from the page, and this is good marketing:

      On demand business

      Linux is like nothing else in the history of computing--the most unique innovation operating systems have ever seen. It's unprecedented integration. It's an open source operating system. Owned by no single company or private enterprise. Constantly improved by thousands of programmers. And it's getting bigger. Last year, according to the IDC, shipments of servers running Linux increased by 22.8%.

      If Linux were a person, he would be growing, fast. Taught by the best. Gaining wisdom beyond his years. And sharing. He would be in business, education, government and homes. He would be a nine-year-old boy changing the world.

      It's stuff like this that will grab the masses attention and let people know that Linux is ready for prime time. I'm really happy to see IBM doing this!

  2. No penguin?! by FileNotFound · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where's Tux?! Bah! It's not Linux without the penguin...

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    1. Re:No penguin?! by FileNotFound · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought that Linux not doing the one thing "normal OS" do, that being crash all the time, was a great reflection of the OS.

      I always liked the penguin just because it was a totaly different logo, it didn't look as comersialized like some 'bought' logo or something that came out of marketing.

      Anyway the penguin is what really made me interested in Linux in the first place. See I figured if the OS I ran on my laptop had a cute logo, then all the girls would like it...well kidding about the girls...they like me anyway...still kidding.

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  3. "Makes life simpler". Right. by Thinkit3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's the future. This is a great move by IBM, just to get the mindset to the masses. Eventually we'll get beyond copyright and patent, but this is a start--even if it's by a huge corporation.

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  4. First Campaign? by CGP314 · · Score: 5, Informative

    What about their 'Peace, love, Linux' hippy campaign they ran a while back.

    1. Re: First Campaign? by winkydink · · Score: 3, Funny

      I liked Sex, Drugs, UNIX better.

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  5. Share the Love by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Share the love...

    Someone gets it, or is doing a good job of pretending to, anyway.

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  6. not their first by wawannem · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IBM ran a good commercial a while back where some cops were walking around a vacant server room while a PHB-type was explaining that all the servers had been stolen. Then the IT guy walks in and says, that they were not stolen but replaced with one linux server. The best part was as the commercial closed, one detective looks at the other and says: "What's a server?" - Classic :)

    1. Re:not their first by JabXVI · · Score: 2, Informative

      Heh, I liked that one too - if anyone wants to see it, you can probably find an mpeg of it by searching google for heist60.mpeg.

      My absolute favorites, though, were the basketball themed ones, featuring former NBA star Detlef Schrempf as Linux. :-) Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find a video file of any of those.

    2. Re:not their first by chill · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not...

      It ends with a voice over of "IBM Servers running Linux..."

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    3. Re:not their first by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I've seen that ad. It was given to someone I used to work with on a business card CD, by some sales people at IBM. The CD only ran in windows! :-)

      Well if you're running Linux then why would they be advertising to you? You've already switched.

  7. cup holders by foobar31337 · · Score: 2, Funny

    /me thinks IBM should also explain in the ad weather or not it will be compatible with all the built in cup holders that come with computers nowadays.

  8. Small print. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Last 12 frames of the ad, bottom left "Linux is (C) SCO and used without permission."

    naw, I made that up.

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  9. Ah, but did you hear the disclaimer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Linux is a registered trademark of Linus Torvalds. Linux may contain intellectual property of SCO. Linux users may be liable for intellectual property infractions. Linux is not to be taken internally. If you have side effects after installing Linux, such as dryness of mouth or shortness of breath, discontinue use and consult a physician. Linux is not for all users. Not all Linux companies go up in value; some go down."

  10. From the article by Feynman · · Score: 4, Funny
    Such commercials . . . show how companies must explain the value of complex technology to consumers who may be unaware of the capabilities of their personal computers or mobile phones.

    You mean I can make a phone call . . . from my car?!

    1. Re:From the article by proj_2501 · · Score: 3, Funny

      surely you're joking, mr. feynman!

  11. I was promised flying cars... by soren42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than the IBM Linux ads that Avery Brooks did... particularly memorable was the ad that went something like "In the early ninties, a Finnish college student named Linus Torvalds develops a new operating system, and then he does something remarkable - he gives it away."

    That and "Where the flying cars? I was promised flying cars!"

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    1. Re:I was promised flying cars... by battjt · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Linus didnt develop a "new" operating system, he cloned a very old one (Minix).

      The same way that a Ferrari is a copy of a Ford. Linux used parts of Minix for development, but only loosely "copied" Unix (definitely not Minix).

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    2. Re:I was promised flying cars... by cyberformer · · Score: 2, Funny

      I find it hard to associate Avery Brooks with IBM. He should have been in a commercial for that big router company.

    3. Re:I was promised flying cars... by shibashaba · · Score: 2, Informative

      The one there talking about here:
      http://www.mplug.org/archive/2002/ibm.mov

      And the one about all the computers being replaced by one running linux:
      http://www.mplug.org/archive/2002/heist60. mpeg

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  12. SCO is running a commercial... by aurumaeus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Letting other people collect the data, and then saying it's yours and suing everyone that has it without your permission, is the road to profitability.

  13. Oh, I know, I know! by ArmenTanzarian · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's nine years old, bright-eyed and hungry to learn. Meet Linux, or a human embodiment of the computer operating system, in a new television commercial by IBM.


    Meet SCO, Linux's molester-uncle.

    1. Re:Oh, I know, I know! by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just sometimes, very rarely, Slashdot needs a (Score: 10, Funny)

      This line needs to get out into the wider world. Hope that some journalists are reading and pick up on it.

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  14. Not so cute. by CGP314 · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's nine years old, bright-eyed and hungry to learn. Meet Linux, or a human embodiment of the computer operating system

    I'm going to say it was a wise choice not to use Linus in the commercial.

  15. A bright, philosophical 9-year-old boy? by jmbauer · · Score: 3, Funny

    But how can he type while carrying his security blanket?

  16. When I was a kid by Sphere1952 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Big Blue was the bad guy.

    It feels kind of creepy to be cheering IBM on...

    Go IBM!!!!

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  17. Awareness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A lot of people are already "aware" of Linux but they have no clue what it is. Just the other day one of my co-workers in a memo referred to a product that uses Linux and asked if we should "explore Linux Open-Source programming." She had no clue what Linux or Open Source is but she saw them written somewhere and thought they sounded intelligent in her memo.

    I will save final judgement for when I see the commercial during football on Sunday but based on that article the commercial doesn't do that. I think most US Open and Football watchers are just going to either ignore it or already be gone flipping.

  18. Great image change! by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the IBM commercial, a blond, blue-eyed boy sits mum as a stream of celebrities ply him with information on everything from plumbing to the mysteries of the universe.

    I think the image of a little boy being approached and molested by a bunch of creepy strangers sums up the Linux community and ethos to a T.

    But shouldn't it be GNU/Linux?

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  19. Missing the target by WinDoze · · Score: 5, Funny

    In July, IBM reached a three-year sponsorship deal with the NFL.

    They're going to advertise Linux during televised NFL games? Isn't that sort of like advertising beer during Oprah?

    1. Re:Missing the target by West+Palm+Beach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A lot of well-educated business types as well as those who swill mass quantities of beer and scratch themselves on the couch watch football. This translates to a lot of financial decision-makers in the home.

      I don't think it's that much of a stretch.

    2. Re:Missing the target by LearnToSpell · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, I watch football AND have Gentoo on a laptop. I know, the mind b0ggles...

  20. Missed oppurtunity by mao+che+minh · · Score: 4, Funny
    I still say that IBM should have enlisted the Dell dude and the Mac gal together for an unequalled, ground breaking, paradigm changing media blitz.

    Just picture the two of them together, stoned out of their gourds, with a guy in a big penguin suit behind them.

  21. Why would I need Linux??? by Shant3030 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hope these commercials will address one simple question... Why would I need Linux? Most users (non-techies), probably don't need to learn how to use Linux because Windows provides them with everything they need. Maybe they are targeting large companies, in this campaign, and hopefully they will realize the benefits of using Linux in the business world. For regular users(non-techies), I just don't see the point of using Linux.

    Until it becomes easier to use, more compatible with hardware and less nerdy, the majority of computer users will just not use it. Look at MAC's. People are reluctant to use MAC's because in their eyes, its something that they are not used to.

    Its great that IBM is marketing Linux, I'd certainly love to see my family and friends use it, but they are totally shut off to the idea.
    They are comfortable with using Windows because they just dont have the interest in the learning curve Linux presents.

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    1. Re:Why would I need Linux??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dude, it actually would've been funny if you left off the last sentance.

  22. First Linux commercial? by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Perhaps it's just that I don't have cable (3 channels that I'd watch out of 60 doesn't justify $45/month) but this is the first I've heard of real Linux commercials. Things in print are fine, but everyone knows TV advertising is as kingly effective as it's always been in getting stuff to sell.

    Any information on whether there have been mass Linux commercials before this? We may be witnessing the beginning of a new era of Linux advertising. Marketing, marketing, marketing--we make fun of the people that major in it, and even more fun of the people that work in it, but it's certainly one of the biggest factors that helped propel Microsoft to the very top of the software heap. With a someday-equivalent force of marketing behind it, could Linux perhaps finally obtain the financial and spiritual backing it needs?

  23. Sharks by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The esteemed P.J. over at Groklaw had an interesting analogy related to this IBM campaign:

    AntiFUD is an important part of this battle, which is why IBM is launching an advertising campaign about Linux. But legally they're like circling sharks. Not a sound. Just water rippling ever so slightly on the surface, a brief glimpse of a fin, as they slowly circle. Until it's time to lunge.

    I'd like to add to it by saying that SCO is that loud mouthed kid who's splashing around in the water yelling obscenities and other unpleasantries at the sharks, almost daring them to attack.

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    1. Re:Sharks by invckb · · Score: 2, Funny

      Naw, more like the kid with the fake fin strapped to his back.

    2. Re:Sharks by Bombcar · · Score: 2, Funny
      a brief glimpse of a fin

      Would this be the Finn?

  24. Once Upon A Time... by tds67 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Collecting data is only the first step toward wisdom, but sharing data is the first step toward community," Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr advises the boy in the ad...

    ...who later grew up and, upon reaching manhood, was promptly sued by the RIAA, MPAA and SCO for sharing data with the rest of the community.

    1. Re:Once Upon A Time... by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...who later grew up and, upon reaching manhood, was promptly sued by the RIAA, MPAA and SCO for sharing data with the rest of the community.

      No kidding. Any parent that teaches their children that sharing is a good thing these days needs to have their head examined. Sharing should be revealed to be the evil deceitful thing that it is: stealing. Whether it's sharing music or sharing answers to homework, children should definitely be discouraged from any kind of sharing. Remember kids, sharing = stealing.

  25. Forgot one of the main purposes of Linux by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 4, Funny
    The ad says, "Collecting data is only the first step toward wisdom, but sharing data is the first step toward community"

    Are you sure that's not: Collecting data is only the first step toward wisdom, but re-theming your desktop a dozen times while your kernel compiles is the death of productivity."

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  26. Want to see the AD ? by ramzak2k · · Score: 5, Informative

    Check this out

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    1. Re:Want to see the AD ? by bigjocker · · Score: 5, Informative

      With wget you will keep getting a refference to the same file.

      mplayer is your friend:

      mplayer http://66.246.105.13:80/adcritic/ibm-linux-prodigy .asf -dumpstream

      check for the file stream.dump

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    2. Re:Want to see the AD ? by Aadain2001 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Damn, that gave me goose bumps :)

      Does that make me weird, sad, or both?

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    3. Re:Want to see the AD ? by protohiro1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      See it in what ever format you prefer...the future is open people.

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    4. Re:Want to see the AD ? by mahdi13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Both...it reminded me of the ending to Tron for some reason.
      The old bad guy is dead, let the the young guys take over type of feeling

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    5. Re:Want to see the AD ? by broeman · · Score: 5, Informative

      a better solution is to use this link instead, it comes from IBM's homepage and is in a slightly better quality (mpeg): click to download (cannot use Save Link As...)

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    6. Re:Want to see the AD ? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "No kidding. I'd put that on par with the Apple 1984 commercial. That's not just a good commercial, it's a good short film."

      Only if you already know what the commercial's talking about. Apple's ad was much better in the sense that it got you hyped about something you haven't seen before. IBM's ad gets you hyped about something you already love.

  27. Bring Back Dennis Leary! by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I want another round of IBM Advertising with Dennis Leary! Let him go wild on the topic of the SCO lawsuit! Nothing like Leary's special brand of scorn to set the stage for the legal proceedings!

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  28. Linux. The Future is Open. IBM. by ihatesco · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Collecting data is only the first step toward wisdom, but sharing data is the first step toward community," Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr advises the boy in the ad, recalling the ethos of the programming community behind Linux.

    The ad closes with the slogan "Linux. The Future is Open. IBM."

    My jaw is wide open.
    Ok, IBM wants to capitalize on Linux, IBM is a company, in the past IBM has been a corrupt monopoly trying to stranglehold their clients with the proprietary ties after fscking them in the first place.

    But the memes passed by this particular advertisement are something radically different than those teached by conventional advertisements and pro-capitalist ethos (consume! consume! don't think about tomorrow! spend now!).

    Really, this stuff is jaw-dropping.
    It's not like the cluetrain stopping in front of IBM (now we only need an express train passing in Darl McBride's office like that Athlon vs Pentium III commercial), but it's like someone saying that the time is mature for an economy based on Free Software to be born and TRY to impose herself on a wide-open scale.
    Not Eazel Gnome Nautilus and crap like that, not the dotcomboom of 121 different Linux distros, but a wide world collaborating on making better, documented, free, opensource and secure systems with minor tweakings among them just to make sure that they suit individual needs. (2414 different Gnu/Linux distros!!! ;D)

    Hell, also Microsoft is committed to a large-scale opensource initiative.

    And I also think that this particular advertisement is what we waited in order to say that GNU and Linux have won.

    + + + +
    BSD, on the other hand, is dead... :D (ok, that was a joke)

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    1. Re:Linux. The Future is Open. IBM. by ihatesco · · Score: 4, Interesting
      How naive. It's really simple. IBM is trying to rake in a few billion selling software they don't have to pay for.

      Not totally true. If they want to sell it as a service then they have to test it TWICE or THREE TIMES than the usual since they can't trust that a single patch don't go over someone else's IP or don't start overwriting the system in an erratical way, trashing everything on the customers system. Still they have to pay a good deal for Quality Assurance.

      I don't know what's giving you a warm fuzzy feeling. It's not charity. They're not "supporting the community", they're simply saving tens of millions on software development by letting gullible, naive college kids work for free.

      Naive college kids certainly lack the interest to support exotic hardware like IBM's S/390. Also "Naive" college kids usually want MORE to haxx0r the neighbour box or to enter on teacher's pc and change their votes. I know this because I am still a CS student. (No, I am also working in the meanwhile).
      Less naive college kids instead want to collaborate on the linux kernel, the gnu system or whatever other project (bsd, reactos, xfree, their own videogame emulator) because:
      a) it is a system they use and they want it to work well for them,
      b) they want to gain more expertise in security or programming in a certain language, or simply make that grade in the "Operating System Course",
      c) they maybe are doing it as an hobby, since they otherwise would get bored with other hobbies,
      d) maybe they also hope for a "head hunter" to notice their work, OR to be able to use their software for a private, succesful infrastructure on which they can sell support (see VALinux's Sourceforge for an example).

      Helping the opensource community is a balanced act between greed and helping people, between learning and teaching.

      It's the same thing that happens at my local food co-op. The food co-op plasters the word "community" on everything, and people stand in line to "volunteer" there. The co-op is a business, and they're just using the same kind of gullible, naive people to work for free for them. Same fucking thing. Fuck it. Labor is expensive.

      Yes, labor is so expensive that you have to buy retarded software that helps your business to be competitive by cutting jobs, and sending people with 3 or 4 children to the land of the joblessness.
      I bet that at least your local food "co-op" doesn't teach your children that treating people like a mop is rightful a thing to do. Hell, It looks like we got back to the time of the ancient romans, who used to have a philosopher that said that "slaves were talking tools".
      Yes, let's go back to the Roman Empire, where if you didn't worship the empereor you were sent to the arena to be eaten by Lions while we are at it.

      Maybe I'll convert my business to a "co-op", and let the "community" "volunteer" to run my business while I sit in the back raking in the money.

      Why not start a TacoMcStarbucks instead? More or less the it is the same greedy business than a food co-op, Labor is cheap as well, but usually the returns are better than the normal "co-op" with food from the third world. Oh, and you don't also fuck people plastering the place with >, but instead you can honestly do the big bad ugly employer who juggles the careers of very young people. Ask them to work overtime then fuck them giving no extra unpaid holidays.

      + + + +
      To be back ontopic: at least "co-op" give you a _good_ dream and _good_ memes as well. With everyone spreading bullshit like "enterprises and capitalism are better than the happiness and completeness of individual", "co-op"s are a useful point for stating that the individual IS the center of the society, and that if the individual is oppressed, the society loses.

      Also remember that I reminded that IBM was a bad guy as well in the first place...

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    2. Re:Linux. The Future is Open. IBM. by ant1832 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but on the flip side aren't they pumping tons of development time into linux also. I mean isn't that what the whole SCO case is about. IBM developed off of what SCO is claiming to be their code and then released it to the community. I realize their main goal is to profit, but I also beleive they are willing to give back to the community.

      Didn't you see the ad- "Collecting data is only the first step toward wisdom, but sharing data is the first step toward community""

  29. Quite so! by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Makes life simpler". Right.

    This is valid point; in fact, it's actually oozing validity. If Linux is going to be presented in mass advertising as a device for simplification, it had better damn well live up to that description.

    Like as not, many people already consider things plenty simple with Windows, especially XP and Server 2003. If Linux is going to simplify that, there must be some readily demonstrable ways in which it does so. Disillusionment is typically quick to take hold in folks, and once it's settled, it's monolithic to overcome.

    1. Re:Quite so! by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Informative
      Siplifications in favour of linux (some just in the last week or so):
      1. no linux msblaster worms
      2. no linux visual basic for applications cracks
      3. no trains, planes or automobiles stopped by linux viruses, worms or trojans
      4. no linux DRM media players
      5. no linux license fees
      6. no linux authorization codes when you change hardware
      7. no forced upgrade cycle
      8. no having to hunt down 50 cds when trying to rebuild a machine
      If it sounds simpler, it's because it is.
    2. Re:Quite so! by Bob9113 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Server 2003. If Linux is going to simplify that, there must be some readily demonstrable ways in which it does so.

      Have you ever tried logging into a Windows server and upgrading the operating system over a modem line? It's pretty easy with Linux.

    3. Re:Quite so! by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      no linux msblaster worms

      No, Linux has the Lion, Adore, Ramen, and Slapper worms. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Linux is definitely NOT secure by default by any stretch of the imagination. If you were to go take a vanilla fresh installed Red Hat 7.3 machine and stick it on the Internet it'd be hacked in under an hour. The only thing all this proves is that operating systems have bugs... ALL of them do, including OpenBSD and a major OpenSSH root exploit in the default install last year. Any OS should be administered by a competent system admin who patches and/or disables services as necessary to avoid exploitation.

    4. Re:Quite so! by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Oh, come on.
      1. RHat 7.3 release date was May of last year. That's a few release cycles behind, don't you think (8.0, 8.1, 9.0)?
      2. You're refering to holes in Apache, not Linus
      3. Simple firewall script, anyone....
    5. Re:Quite so! by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative
      I think you're wrong, if only because, as we've seen, linux is usually patched within hours, whereas M$ doesn't want the existence of a hole released so they can ignore it for months.

      Unlike windows, you don't need support from the manufacturer to fix problems w. open source software. That's the big deal, and that's what IBM is pushing. The hood isn't welded shut. And, if you want to install and run many more copies of older versions (smaller memory footprint, etc), you can continue to do so well past their "best-before" date, w/o violating any license agreement.

      The rate of release of new distros is so fast nowadays that , if you're having to rebuild, you don't have to hunt down patches - just snag the latest and greatest and install.

    6. Re:Quite so! by Azghoul · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm curious to know if you have any sort of proof behind your statement that Linux is at least as "infectable" as Windows. I'm not so sure, I'm wondering why you are.

      I'd also like to scrutinize your "ingeniously called support fee's (sic)" comment. Of course, this only applies to those of us with "legal" copies of all software, but last I checked, the support fees for Linux are completely voluntary, while license fees for any commercial software are not.

      I expect the "forced upgrade cycle" argument is a fallacy on both sides: MS and their ilk push to 'force' upgrades, because they need the revenue. While you're right that Redhat doesn't support verion 6, I'm sure you could find /someone/ who will.

      Finally, most modern distributions require no hunting down of patches. Apt for debian and others, up2date (or even apt) for RedHat.

      You're right: The points can be argued, can't they? :)

    7. Re:Quite so! by clem · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're refering to holes in Apache, not Linus

      I think Linus's holes are of concern only to Linus and his physician.

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    8. Re:Quite so! by arkane1234 · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you were to go take a vanilla fresh installed Red Hat 7.3 machine and stick it on the Internet it'd be hacked in under an hour.

      If you were to go take a vanilla fresh installed Windows 95 machine and stick it on the Internet it'd be hacked in under an hour.

      If you were to go take a vanilla fresh installed Solaris 6 machine and stick it on the Internet it'd be hacked in under an hour.

      If you were to go take a vanilla fresh installed FreeBSD 2.0 machine and stick it on the Internet it'd be hacked in under an hour.

      You can say that about ANY software that has significantly aged and is left unpatched.
      Of course:
      The only thing all this proves is that operating systems have bugs... ALL of them do, including OpenBSD and a major OpenSSH root exploit in the default install last year.

      In most cases it's not the operating system, but the stuff running on top of it. You can't exactly say the same about Blaster, now can ya? This one has been a long time coming. Someone just finally did it.

      People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
      No glass house here, more like reinforced steel. Your average joe schmoe has the ability to get a hardware firewall from your local best buy or fry's electronics. They just don't do it.

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    9. Re:Quite so! by Tony-A · · Score: 4, Insightful

      From my very unpatched NT4 Workstation (which doesn't run the latest Microsoft worms very good;), I'd say that it is the tendency for Microsoft to hide as much as possible and the lookee-lookee, clickee-clickee mentality that's causing the majority of the problems. If anything, it seems like the better grade of wormage has been directed at Linux, but it doesn't seem to accomplish much of anything. I'm not saying that Linux or even OpenBSD is immune, but they seem to fare much better, and the reasons are not as simple as fewer of them, better and faster patching, or even better educated users. The idea of smart users, dumb computer still works. Smart computers, dumb users seems to fare even worse than Wyle E. Coyote.

  30. A Good Move by Urantian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I appreciate what IBM is doing. The average computer user seems to think that Microsoft is all there is, when it come to an OS.

    The general public needs to be informed that there ARE choice. Imagine if Microsoft were to actually start feeling the sting of lost sales. They might: Lower prices, improve customer service, and wow... focus on stablizing their software!

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    Urantian -- and proud of it!
  31. Sup with the slogan? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Collecting data is only the first step toward wisdom, but sharing data is the first step toward community.

    Nice slogan. Makes me want to put my hand over my heart and stare knowingly toward the horizon.

    What's it got to do with Linux though? Data sharing seems to have more to do with databases and web services, neither of which are explicitly Linux oriented traits. It seems to me it's not data, but functionality that's shared in the Linux community.

    It's something like this: we both need to build a house. I'm going to need a ladder and a saw, you're going to need a ladder and a saw. If you build the ladder, and share it with me, I'll build the saw and share it with you. It doesn't mean we're going to tell each other what's inside the house, what's going on with the house, etc. No data is shared, just the tools for organizing and arranging it. Sharing the TOOLS makes a community. Sharing data makes, I dunno, an RIAA lawsuit?

    I know, I know. The slogan is meant to strike at executives who make snap decisions and watch golf on the weekends. After all, they're the only ones not using OSS already ;). Doesn't foregive IBM from coming up with a slogan that muddys the already murky question of "What is up with the GNU community?"

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    1. Re:Sup with the slogan? by berniecase · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The word data should've been changed to knowledge, but since this commercial is targeted at the golf-playing executives, data has a more tech-like ring to it.

      Collecting knowledge is only the first step toward wisdom, but sharing knowledge is the first step toward community.

      Sounds better to me.

    2. Re:Sup with the slogan? by The+Cydonian · · Score: 3, Interesting
      You should have watched the ad before posting. :-)

      The slogan, folks, is not this Zen-like dialogue that Reuters has quoted; the real slogan "The Future is open" and is a great soundbite for OSS/Software Libre.

      Indeed, it is, but one of the many other dialogues on teamwork, G chords, Spanish, aircraft, soccer, bla bla bla... the idea seems to be that folks somehow teach this 9 year old kid, Linux, everything, and that the kid absorbs everything. Which is a great statement to make; next time Joe Superbowlfan reads that, say, they're using Linux while making aircraft, he'll make the connection and hopefully say, "Yeah, it's that intellectual (ie, not just "geek") thing that IBM is advertising".

      In effect, IBM seems to be trying to change the perception of Linux from a geek's plaything to being something that's intellectually all-encompassing in its reach. Haven't seen the earlier IBM Linux ads, but it's an interesting brand strategy; wonder how the other Linux companies will advertise now (if they do, that is; I don't quite watch television, but something tells me that IBM is a first-mover here).

      None of this, of course, tarnishes your point; the distinction between data and functionality is well-taken.

    3. Re:Sup with the slogan? by quantaman · · Score: 2, Insightful


      What's it got to do with Linux though? Data sharing seems to have more to do with databases and web services, neither of which are explicitly Linux oriented traits. It seems to me it's not data, but functionality that's shared in the Linux community.


      Depends what you define as data. MP3s? Major Applications? Utilities? Protocols? File formats? Expertise? Source Code?
      All of those I consider to be types of data. I think it goes without saying that it won't be buisness data but to the fact that a lot of them may be frustrated with money being spent re-inventing the wheel. In this case the tools and associated community are the data.

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    4. Re:Sup with the slogan? by quantaman · · Score: 2, Funny

      you are a MAJOR geek.

      *sniff*

      thank you

      that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!

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      I stole this Sig
    5. Re:Sup with the slogan? by usotsuki · · Score: 2, Informative

      Er, that's not Spanish.

      "Respublica non dominatur" (sp) is Latin.

      Close, though ;)

      -uso.

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      Dreams, dreams, don't doubt dreams, dreaming children's dreaming dreams. Sailor Moon SS
  32. NFL.com by leviramsey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So IBM has entered into a sponsorship deal with the NFL... lessee what the League's webservers are running:

    yep, NFL.com runs Linux.

  33. Annoyingly Enough... by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 2, Informative

    This page featuring the ad offers it in Windows MediaPlayer format. Is there anyone out there with an MPEG copy?

  34. Benefits of Open Source and Linux by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This could be the first major way to reach out to normal users and explain the benefits of open source and Linux

    This is a very tough sell, IMO. I'll also add that lumping the two together--"open source" and "Linux"--maybe isn't a good idea.

    With perfect honesty, as someone who has used and programmed various OSes and hardware, the differences between Linux and Windows are few. Both are hugely complex from the user's point of view, and both are arguably incomprehensible on the source level. (Remember, you can't just talk about the Linux kernel, but the entire package including XFree86, drivers, the window manager, KDE, etc.) So it's not like either one is a clear winner in terms of ease-of-use or architectural cleanliness. It used to be that Linux was more stable, but with Windows 2000 that's no longer true. UNIX-alikes are generally more virus resistant than Windows, but that's a tough reason to insist that someone change all of his or her work habits and software. Remember, too, that patches for the recent Windows virii were available before infections started. Proper system administration (sadly!) plays a big role in security.

    On the "open source" angle, I think that too much of an association with Linux is hurting the term. The Linux kernel is open source, yes, but we need to stop acting like you have to have one in order to have the other. There is a lot of open source software for Windows, for example. The "Chandler" email program, which is attempting to replace Outlook and Exchange, is going to run under Windows. Heck, Emacs and gcc both run under Windows. So do all of the GNU utilities. And Perl. And Python. And Tk.

    As much as we all like to think we have the inside track on the superior OS--and, indeed, it may still be slightly superior--it's a case of it not being so far and away superior that it's clearly so.

  35. Re:"Makes life simpler". Right. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    " This is a great move by IBM, just to get the mindset to the masses."

    It ain't that great. The ad doesn't even say what Linux is.

    Call me cynical but an 'ad' that doesn't tell you what it's advertising isn't an ad. The people who already know about Linux are the only ones who are going to get anything from it.

    (Note: I'd agree with your point if simply the commercial was better at getting the idea across.)

  36. Other IBM Linux Commercials by aliens · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, not really commercials, but some weird lil cartoons. Enjoy.

    http://www-1.ibm.com/servers/eserver/linux/fun/i nd ex.html?c=eserver&n=linuxfun_callout_servershome&t =advertise#

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    -- taking over the world, we are.
  37. anybody notice the irony by iramkumar · · Score: 2, Funny

    that the harvard prof who says "collecting data .." is called GATES!

  38. I know you guys are excited about it, except.... by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Interesting

    .... can you really envision somebody who's uninformed about Linux watching this commercial and making anything of it?

    Me personally, I'd have at least mentioned that it's free or that it isn't held by a single corporation. This commercial looks more like the sequel to A.I. or D.A.R.Y.L..

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    "Derp de derp."
  39. Re:"Makes life simpler". Right. by generic-man · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everyone in the IT community has heard of Linux, but most people know it as a community effort. The commercial is targeted at corporate buyers, and seeks to enhance Linux's image by associating the operating system with a well-known, respected company (IBM).

    This isn't the 1950s. Big businesses use commercials nowadays to build brands, not sell products. Consider the most well-known commercials, like Apple's "1984" ad and Coca-Cola's "Mean Joe Green" spot from the '70s. Memorable campaigns don't drill product data into your head.

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  40. Re:"Makes life simpler". Right. by inflex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, this is a very smart way to do it. I've seen a lot of 'series' adverts do it.

    This advert is just the 'seeder'. It lays the foundation on which the other adverts with more information are going to rely on.

    No one can explain the entire 'linux' thing in 30 seconds, however, a series of 30 second adverts, with a new one each successive month - all of a sudden every person and their pet turns into an 'expert.

    Regards.

  41. Just to address a few by Faust7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. no linux msblaster worms

    Any competent sysadmin already had their systems patched against that one.

    2. no linux visual basic for applications cracks

    When was the last new threat that was directly a result of Visual Basic scripting? By "new" I mean within the last three months or so.

    4. no linux DRM media players

    Who says you have to use WMP if you use Windows?

    8. no having to hunt down 50 cds when trying to rebuild a machine

    Gross exaggeration, obviously. And like in #1, any competent sysadmin should always know where their original discs are.

    1. Re:Just to address a few by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      When was the last new threat that was directly a result of Visual Basic scripting? By "new" I mean within the last three months or so.

      Well, is yesterday new enough?

      http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/default. asp?url=/technet/security/bulletin/MS03-037.asp

    2. Re:Just to address a few by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To reply to each of your points:

      Any competent sysadmin already had their systems patched against that one.
      So, according to you, then, most MS sysadmins aren't competent, because a shitload of businesses were brought down by msblaster (CNX, Air Canada, DMV in several states, etc.) Mind you,we already knew that :-)

      When was the last new threat that was directly a result of Visual Basic scripting? By "new" I mean within the last three months or so.
      today here To quote:

      18:12 04 September 03
      NewScientist.com news service
      A string of software bugs in Microsoft products were announced on Wednesday,

      The most serious of the software bugs concerns Visual Basic for Applications (VBA), a software development system that makes it possible to customise VBA-enabled Microsoft applications. This includes Office software and many less well known business programs.

      Who says you have to use WMP if you use Windows?
      Most of the Windows-based players will have to contend w. any DRM that's integrated at the OS level.

      Gross exaggeration, obviously. And like in #1, any competent sysadmin should always know where their original discs are.
      So that's why so many companies had to repurchase licenses (because administering licenses is a major headache for them, and staff changes make it harder), and it doesn't negate my point, which is that it can take dozens (or on developer machines, 50 or more) disk swaps to set everything up under Windows.

      Come on, that was TOO easy.

  42. Re:"Makes life simpler". Right. by monique · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, it might at least make inroads toward legitimizing Linux in the eyes of PHBs who've heard of it, but just don't trust it.

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    -monique
  43. If you don't want the Windows Media format... by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You can go straight to IBM's site and download Real Media (high | low), QuickTime (high | low), or MPEG (high | low) versions of it.

    And of course, if you use MPlayer, you can watch the movie from the Windows Media stream simply with:

    mplayer mms://windowsmedia.dvlabs.com/adcritic/ibm-linux-p rodigy.asf

    Enjoy.

    Side note: does anyone else get the impression of Nazi era propaganda in this? It's an awesome ad, but come on: a blond-haired, blue-eyed kid? Why would such a child be the pinnacle of humanity? Just a thought, please don't moderate me for it.

  44. Direct links. by sam_doshi · · Score: 5, Informative
  45. Win2000 as stable as Linux? *cough* by tjwhaynes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With perfect honesty, as someone who has used and programmed various OSes and hardware, the differences between Linux and Windows are few. Both are hugely complex from the user's point of view, and both are arguably incomprehensible on the source level. (Remember, you can't just talk about the Linux kernel, but the entire package including XFree86, drivers, the window manager, KDE, etc.) So it's not like either one is a clear winner in terms of ease-of-use or architectural cleanliness. It used to be that Linux was more stable, but with Windows 2000 that's no longer true.

    Well, my system uptimes tell a different story. But you don't have to trust my figures - take a look at Netcraft uptimes. These aren't the highest uptimes of all - almost without exception, the best uptimes are held by BSD derivatives (around 5 years). For the most popular sites, Linux tends to knock in around 100+ days. Windows 2000 knocks around in the high-20's, low 30's.

    Have a nice day.
    Toby Haynes

    --
    Anything I post is strictly my own thoughts and doesn't necessarily have anything to do with the opinions of IBM.
  46. First step: Name recognition by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is a good idea to preced desctop migration shove. First they have to get the name in front of Joe Sixpack-per-game, then they can start teaching what it can do for Joe, his wife, the kids and the granny.

  47. Penguin! by MrHanky · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's just a beta! The real text (voiceover) is as follows:

    If Linux were a penguin, it would be growing, fast. Taught by the best. Gaining wisdom between its ears. And sharing. It would be in business, education, government and homes. It would be a nine-year-old penguin chasing the world. So be afraid. Be very afraid.

    The video will be showing the little kid getting slapped around the head by a 2 meter tall penguin.

  48. BS.. by msimm · · Score: 2

    I understand your hard edge, but after you let out a couple of long breaths I bet you can figure out how your wrong.

    IBM is most likely in this for themselves, granted. But this paradigm shift is in the software license (something we belabor so much I can see why you'd want to leave it out). This is an important difference, because for once and big company can take advantage of something like this while they are giving something back.

    So lay off with the stupid college kids comments and keep your eyes open. These stupid kids will have professionally written software supported in part by one of the biggest corporations in the world, which isn't all bad.

    --
    Quack, quack.
    1. Re:BS.. by NineNine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Give back? Sure, they may write OSS software, but it's for their own boxes so that they can SELL more. It has *nothing* to do with "giving back". Sure, they write OSS drivers for the IBM Enterprise Class 123ABC Server. Big deal. All they're doing is adding onto what is already millions and millions of hours of free labor. It's equivalent to renting a commercial building to run a business out of. Even if somebody gave it to you for FREE, you're still going to put money into fixing it up. Is that out of gratitude to the landlord? No. It's to make more money. It's incidental if it helps out the landlord, but the business is there primarily to make a buck. I can tell you, if somebody gave me a run down building for free, and said, "Use it as is", I sure would, and I'd spend money to fix it up because, hey, free building. IBM is not in the business to "give back" any more than OSS writers are in it to line the pockets of IBM execs.

    2. Re:BS.. by Sphere1952 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "IBM is most likely in this for themselves, granted."

      Of course IBM is in it for themselves, but what has actually turned my head were some coments buried in the anti-SCO blast that went out a few days ago walking through SCO's complaint step-by-step refuting it. They talked about how IBM simply swallowed its pride when told by Linus their software wasn't chosen to go into the kernel for some feature. At least for now, IBM is being a "good member of the community."

      We just need to make sure they have sufficient reason to always remain a good memeber.

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      Big Brother Bush is doubleplus ungood.
  49. Spooky Ad by Quietti · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Anybody else thought "Joe 90" and the Aryan Race, while looking at that commercial? IMHO, not the kind of publicity Linux needs.

    I'd rather see the idea that other poster mentioned (show a bunch of geeks with glee in their eyes, each in a different country, and state "They are working on your future; for free. Linux: the future is open.") be implemented, that would give the right message. One of the geeks should be Linus himself, others could be e.g. Andrew Trigell, Brian Behlendorf, etc. and the names could be printed onscreen, to introduce each of them.

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    Software is not supposed to be about how to work around a useability issue. - Ken Barber
  50. All right by Faust7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    no linux msblaster worms
    no linux visual basic for applications cracks
    no trains, planes or automobiles stopped by linux viruses, worms or trojans
    no linux DRM media players
    no linux license fees
    no linux authorization codes when you change hardware
    no forced upgrade cycle
    no having to hunt down 50 cds when trying to rebuild a machine


    Fine. Get the masses to understand, and, more importantly, care about all that and then there's a shot.

  51. The latin teacher says: Res publica non dominetur by Shane · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Which in this context I believe means:

    Thing belonging to the common public, no one person may rule over it.

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    -- You can be a geeklord too :)
  52. MPEG! MPEG! by overshoot · · Score: 2

    I found a copy of "The Heist" but all of the other (I'm told great) IBM/Linux ads don't seem to be available. Anyone know where MPEGs of them can be obtained?

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    Lacking <sarcasm> tags, /. substitutes moderation as "Troll."
  53. Direct link to MPEG download by PinkX · · Score: 2, Informative

    High quality version here. And there is also a text-only version of the script here.

  54. IBM Linux Stories by ffatTony · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd like to hear stories from anyone concerning linux use within IBM. The contractors who are working with me (large credit card company producing banking software) were moaning to me the other day that even though IBM is gung-ho about linux they are still primarily a windows shop (e.g. sales people and even developers [those not doing linux development at least]) are all on windows or aix boxes and not linux. His words (somewhat paraphrased) were "Linux... good enough for our customers, but not us..."

    Does anyone have info to the contrary? I love free software and linux (although I'd jump ship the second something "cooler" comes along :) and I appreciate IBMs current posturing, I'm just a little worried by the above sentiments.

    1. Re:IBM Linux Stories by ciphertext · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is a large majority of business productivity applications that work on require you to use a windows platform. Nearly everyone in the world uses MS Office on an Intel platform. I know that AIX will no longer be supported by IBM in the not so distant future, and they are in the process of porting the AIX apps to linux. However, their consulting branch nearly without exception uses windows and tools designed for windows. They have to for nearly all of their clients use windows at the desktop level. All documentation for their efforts are created using word, excel, and access. It makes sense, most people are familiar with the windows platform and so retraining wouldn't be an issue. Linux to the desktop will probably take longer than linux to the back-office.

      I assume the contractors didn't work for IBM...did they?

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      To know is to have knowledge....to understand is to be enlightened.
  55. Closed Source Rebuttals? by Lugae · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The nice thing about the commercial is that it's advertising an ideology. It's going to be hard for Microsoft to come back with something that says. "Sharing information is bad. Building community is wrong." Unlike they did with their We Have the Way Out campaign which was mostly aimed at Sun, what with the purple paint and all. In the end, it's advantageous to IBM as well: use Linux, promote open exchange of information, make our lives and yours a hell of a lot easier in the end. I'd say that IBM has pulled a good trick out of the old hat this time.

  56. Re:Don't use mplayer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Only a fool would be short-sighted enough to not to see the danger of using (supporting) Microsoft protocols, especially over the Internet.

    In the Halloween Document, a Microsoft strategist wrote:

    > OSS projects have been able to gain a foothold in many server applications because of the wide utility of highly commoditized, simple protocols. By extending these protocols and developing new protocols, we can deny OSS projects entry into the market.

    Or consider this evidence in the Java case:

    > Microsoft's Executive Vice President, Paul Maritz, outlined Microsoft's strategy to win the browser war with Netscape and simultaneously "neutralize Java" by "tying" the "user interface" and "APIs" "back to Windows,"

    This quote also shows us how Microsoft operates:

    > at this point its [sic] not good to create MORE noise around our win32 java classes. Instead we should just quietly grow j++ share and assume that people will take advantage of our classes without ever realizing they are building win32-only java apps."

    And then there's this little gem:

    > "Subversion has always been our best tactic," John Ludwig, Microsoft's vice president in charge of Java development, wrote. "It leaves the competition confused, and they don't know what to shoot at anymore."

    Perhaps this quote sums it up the best:

    > "This is really the core of Microsoft's business," Gartner Research Director Chris LeTocq said. "Microsoft is in business to leverage APIs. That's a key element of the successful market share it has."

    If you haven't understood the point, then here it is...

    If you continue to accept the ASF format, then you are encouraging websites to use it.

    But it's still a protocol that is controlled by Microsoft.

    In the future, Microsoft will:

    1. Upgrade ASF to an incompatible format.

    2. Start enforcing their ownership of ASF by restricting its use to Microsoft platforms (as GIFs started to be enforced).

    3. Lock up ASF using Microsoft .Net and DRM protocols.

    And the websites that are using ASF will go along blindly. Why? Because no one has been complaining to them about their use of ASF, so they have no reason to avoid Microsoft's "improvements."

    And at that point, the content of those websites will become unavailable to you unless you are running Windows XP.

    It really annoys me when people fail to protect themselves, and everyone else, because they are too lazy or short-sighted to put up with a little temporary inconvenience. Are you hoping that someone else will do the work of protecting your freedom? Well, don't.

    It's up to you. If you want the Internet to remain free, then stop supporting Microsoft protocols.

  57. It ain't gonna happen. by uberdave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Any OS should be administered by a competent system admin who patches and/or disables services as necessary to avoid exploitation.

    Riiight! Like that's ever going to happen.

    When most people buy a computer, they are buying an appliance. They couldn't care less about administering it. It should just "work". Plug in the power, plug in the internet, and away we go. So, until we have machines that are self adminning out of the box, we are going to have problems.

  58. Spin by Tpenta · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have to love convenient ommisions by the marketing folks. IBM point out that Sun has it's own Unix O/S implying "proprietry bad", omitting Sun's linux offerring. They also omit the mention of their own proprietry Unix offering.

    Then again, depending on who you believe, they're not allowed to Sell AIX any more ;)

    Tp.

  59. Why PHBs frown on Open Source by stanwirth · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The need to reach a diverse audience is growing, as studies show that technology buying is more frequently decided by business managers rather than technical specialists.

    Correct. Which is also why the PHBs frown on use of Open Source in general, even when the company's directors have decided to go in an Open Source direction, unfortunately.

    The PHBs can more effectively control the technical specialists when every time the technical specialist turns around to solve a simple problem or do something new, it requires purchasing something .

    Purchasing something, in turn, requires providing lenghly explanations to these weasels in middle IT management who have never written a line of code in their lives, but who desperately need to keep justifying their existence by throwing around new buzzwords in *their* management meetings. Take away their purchasing power by using Open Source, and the poor dears will flounder -- and founder.

    Also, the way these PHB's get to feel important, is by the sheer number of staff and dollars in their command. Fewer dollars for software that can be supported by fewer people, means the PHB is less important--in both his own eyes, and in the eyes of his peers -- other PHB's.

    If the techo can be the hero just on the basis of having acquired, modified, fully tested and deployed something before PHB even gets wind of it, good-bye PHB.

    Open Source threatens to take away a whole layer of IT "management" which, in the interest of the company's productivity and profitability is a GOOD thing. But not in the interests of the smarmy layer of IT "management" that is so clearly undermined by the Open Source process.

    So IBM has to market to company directors and senior management, because their interest is in the company's productivity and profitability.

    Perhaps IBM needs to air a commercial which features a lowly techo and a company director violently agreeing on an Open Source deployment that has saved the company millions, with a PHB middle management drone making increasingly weak arguments against it, while the PHB is taking back-handers and getting his latest round of meaningless buzzwords and lame, losing anti-linux rhetoric from some MicroSlut PR drone.

  60. Transcript by The+Monster · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Here's the transcript on IBM's site. My favorite bit is the Latin teacher:

    Res publica non dominetur.
    I think that last word is misspelled, (dominatur) but the gist of the translation is something like
    The commonwealth is not owned/dominated
    which sounds like an in your FACE to the Smoking Crack Oraganization and their shadow overlords in Redmond.
    --

    [100% ISO 646 Compliant]
    SVM, ERGO MONSTRO.

    1. Re:Transcript by LeninZhiv · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not misspelled, it's the subjunctive mood, it changes the weight of the verb a bit so it should be translated something like:

      "The commonwealth must not be owned"

      And yes, that's very cool :)

  61. Their next commercial will be even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It will portray a 28 year old thug called "Microsoft" harassing people in the street, trying to sell them crap for a quick fix.
    Unfortunately, in the end an angry mob beats him into a bloody pulp.

  62. Re:"Makes life simpler". Right. by Dunark · · Score: 2, Funny

    It ain't that great. The ad doesn't even say what Linux is.

    That's the beauty of it - they managed to make an ad that the average PHB can understand.

  63. is it just me? by dollargonzo · · Score: 2, Funny

    or is it ironic that a linux ad is in windows media format?

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    BSD is for people who love UNIX. Linux is for those who hate Microsoft.
  64. Re:"Makes life simpler". Right. by BlackBolt · · Score: 2, Informative

    The mpeg got my sister in law to ask me "What's Linux?". The commercial got her *asking questions*, and that's exactly what IBM wants. If I wasn't here to answer, she would've googled it - she wanted to find out more. But since I was here, I introduced her to Knoppix. What comes of it, I don't know. But it's a Very Good Thing.

    And anyway, I find THE BEST ADS, the ones people remember, are either surreal or funny.

    I like this ad. It works for me.

  65. IBM ... by j_w_d · · Score: 2, Interesting

    realized that Linux has the biggest development staff on the planet, even bigger than IBM. Someone there said, "let's drop AIX. Linux can replace our in-house OS in most areas. Our development costs go down. Support costs won't change. We'll eat the lunch of every major server player on the planet. We can join the OS community AND get a monopoly."

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  66. Re:"Makes life simpler". Right. by andcal · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dude, one thing at a time. Surely it is obvious that there is value in a commercial that teases people to make them hungry to learn more. Anyone who already wants to understand Linux can already learn about it any time they want to. The key here is convincing people who would not otherwise pay any attention to listen and become curious enough to want to learn more.

    Most people automatically stop paying attention once they find out that the subject at hand is something that don't consider within their realm of interest. I am quite certain that Linux is one of those things

    I personally feel that this commercial will do a pretty effective job of getting people who may benefit from the use of Linux (and who could also potentially contribute to the OS community), but who would otherwise change the channel to keep watching, while asking, "What could this be about?"

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    --something witty
  67. Correction by quinnharris · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Linux. The Future is Open. IBM."

    should be

    "GNU/Linux. The Future is Open. IBM."

  68. They forgot. by 0x12d3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    They should've cut to a SCO representative strangling the little boy...

  69. IBM = Linux by chiasmus1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It was a wonderful commercial. I realized almost immediately that this commercial is not trying to sell Linux. I got the feeling that IBM already knows Linux is growing quickly and wants to advertise support. IBM wants people who have never heard of Linux to tie Linux and IBM together. If people think of IBM when they hear of Linux then they will remember where to go to get their copy and support. I believe this was a very good move for IBM. I also believe this is a very good ad for Linux.

  70. Programs are data by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just ask any Lisp programmer.

    I think it is clear that data is used in a broad sense, where it includes information, knowledge and skills, a lot of which is embedded in the Linux kernal.