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Christmas Gifts for Geeks

scottfi writes "The shopping season is just about over and I'm always on the lookout for the cool geek gadget to get friends and family (or myself). What cool items are on your list this year or you have wrapped up for others? There are a ton of gift guides online, but I always like to see what the slashdot crowd would like under their tree." I recommend the Harmony Remote, an iPod, and of course a Slashdot Subscription ;)

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  1. A few thoughts by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm with Taco on the iPod. A digital camera with 5x or better optical zoom is a nice thing, too.

    Also, you might look at bitChen. They look like much more fun than they should be, though very practical.

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    1. Re:A few thoughts by Frymaster · · Score: 5, Funny
      ipod? ogg? bah! what you really want is a good turntable!

      vinyl! it's the people's medium!

    2. Re:A few thoughts by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 5, Funny

      ipod? ogg? bah!

      When is XMMS going to get support for .BAH files, anyway?

    3. Re:A few thoughts by MrCaseyB · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "ipod? ogg? bah! what you really want is a good turntable!"

      Speaking of good turntables, for those who are not wanna be DJs and just want to listen to music, try the

      Linn LP12

      or the more afordable but still enjoyable Rega Planar line

      To complete the gift for your geek make sure you include a small gift certificate to your local used record store

      Also set aside an entire weekend of free time for him/her because that's what a music lover will need when faced with the staggering vinyl selection at Amoeba. Best of all, Vinyl can often cost a few pennies to a few dollers, far cheaper than CDs. And guess what, NO DRM!!! and NO extra money going to the RIAA (Assuming you are buying USED)

      What geek wouldn't want to flip off the recording industry while enjoying a geeky vintage medium like Vinyl.

      Vinyl does not sound better then CD, and many prfer the warm analog sound of vinyl to the harsh processed tinny sound of CD, but don't try to argue which is better, they are just different. Everyone has their favorites.

    4. Re:A few thoughts by ()vnorby() · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Instead of an Ipod, I would go for a pocket pc.
      Reasons:

      Listen to music

      Play games

      Write Documents

      Read Email

      Internet(read slashdot)

      Calender

      Contacts

      Looks slick

      Reasonable price i.e. $200( Dell Axim)

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    5. Re:A few thoughts by Dr.Zong · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You guys may think it's funny but that IS a good turntable.

      My good friend dj's and that was his "dream" purchase last year, they don't exactly change much (how much can you DO with a turntable?). But the direct drive technics is an excellent table for the budding dj - by dj I mean rave, techno that kind of dj'ing - not the cd spinning kind on radio.

      And don't get me started on dj'ing with cd's - something isn't quite right about that, the tactile feel of scratching just isn't there - and it nowhere nearly looks as cool.

      Do dj's count as geeks?

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    6. Re:A few thoughts by edalytical · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a good turntable? what your really want is two good turntables and a crossfader!

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    7. Re:A few thoughts by Foundryman · · Score: 3, Funny

      That site really shook me up. The second item on the side-bar, the pencil shredder, was small enough that I first read it as penal grinder...
      That's going to take a while to get over.

    8. Re:A few thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's a direct-drive "DJ" turntable. It's designed for scratching records at the expense of sound quality. Good audiophile turntables are almost exclusively belt-driven to reduces vibration, and usually feature a glass or poly matted table. This is not the type of turntable you'd want to use to accurately reproduce sound.

    9. Re:A few thoughts by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know about you, but I can only put a few tracks into 64 MB of storage. My average MP3 is upwards of 5 MB, so that's perhaps 12 tracks into the memory of a recent PocketPC if I don't have anything else on it. And don't tell me to go out and buy a memory card. My iPod has 10 GB of space, the largest CF cards that I've seen are 1 GB and they cost about as much as my iPod did. I suppose that I could just get a million 16 MB cards and swap them out whenever I wanted to change songs (or in the middle of some of my songs), but I really don't feel like lugging around that many memory cards.

      Besides, my Newton has a better (read: much bigger) screen than any PocketPC that I've seen. PocketPCs do have their uses, but music players they are not. Nor are they particularly good at viewing web pages due to their tiny low-res screens. My Newt doesn't work too well for that either, but it's far more tolerable to browse on a 320*480 screen than a 240*320. Consider also that I got my decked-out Newton 2100 for $116 including shipping. Cheaper, better screen, and better handwriting recognition is a great combination.

    10. Re:A few thoughts by pipingguy · · Score: 3, Informative

      A digital camera with 5x or better optical zoom is a nice thing, too.

      The Logitech Pocket Digital (~$100USD) is a nifty, tiny toy (the H/W size of a business card and 1/4" thick). Just don't expect good photo results unless you shoot outside on a bright day or in really good indoor light. The one I bought at a rock-bottom price is the older version - apparently the new one incorporates a flash. It's small enough to take everywhere, and is easily added to your daily loadout.

    11. Re:A few thoughts by May+Kasahara · · Score: 2, Interesting
      From what I understand, the "Technics 1200" hasn't changed in twenty or thirty years. In the hip-hop community, it's long been considered THE turntable to have. I don't think I've ever known a DJ who didn't have a pair of these in their main setup...

      And having known a few DJs myself, I would have to say that yes, they are very much geeks-- music geeks, of course.

  2. All I want is... by secondsun · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... to pass my finals.

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    1. Re:All I want is... by Fulkkari · · Score: 4, Funny
      All I want is... ... to pass my finals.

      So what are you doing here then?

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    2. Re:All I want is... by Cruciform · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then I probably shouldn't tell you that Nethack 3.4.3 is out :)

      You can hang that Amulet of Yendor in the empty spot you left for your diploma.

    3. Re:All I want is... by secondsun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hordes of the Underdark already has my gaming fix for this finals rotation.

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    4. Re:All I want is... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      So what are you doing here then?

      Failing.

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  3. subscription by pheared · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot Subscription, the most expensive asterisk money can buy!

  4. Dear Santa by grub · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dear Santa,

    I've been a good boy this year. Please bring me:

    a RealDoll

    KY Jelly

    96 Fort Garry Dark Ale

    oh.. and peace on earth, goodwill to all.

    Thanks!

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    1. Re:Dear Santa by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      Man, you know you've got problems when you have to get your RealDoll drunk to get any action.

    2. Re:Dear Santa by junkymailbox · · Score: 5, Funny

      I want what all nerds want .. a super good looking gf .. We're all nerds .. A 150 Megapix digital camera ..
      .. A flux capacitor ..
      .. A light saber ..

    3. Re:Dear Santa by dubiousmike · · Score: 4, Funny

      He uses the KY as chapstick. The beer is for lubricant.

    4. Re:Dear Santa by lemonjus · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is soo funny : (taken from RealDoll.com)

      Realdoll Features:

      * Elastic - flesh can withstand over 300% elongation
      * Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat
      * Water Resistant - solid construction
      * Stain Resistant - nothing sticks to silicone flesh
      * Durable - long life silicone rubber
      * Lifelike - anatomically correct, parts molded from life-casts
      * Realistic Feel - pliant and soft in all the right places
      * Odorless and Flavorless
      * Flexible - wide range of joint movement
      * Sexy and Pleasurable - provides effective aid to sexual fulfillment
      * Safe - no risk of disease, nontoxic
      * Convenient - always ready & available
      * Relaxing and Comforting - provides stress-free companionship
      * Affordable - cheaper than most alternatives

    5. Re:Dear Santa by Dr.+Smeegee · · Score: 4, Funny

      Someone screwed up at the plant where I worked. About seven years ago, we used to use ky jelly (water soluble) in our laser drilling operation to mask certain areas of the item to be drilled. Someone accidentally ordered a *skid* of KY in 8 50-gallon drums.

      That is 400 gallons of america's slitheriest water-based lubricant. Even Mr. Goatse would be overwhelmed.

      Within a few weeks they switched to a wax based system. We still have the KY.

    6. Re:Dear Santa by smackjer · · Score: 3, Funny

      You need to set up like a 5 mile long slip-n-slide!

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  5. Why an iPod? Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What makes it superior to the cheaper Rio Karma which also plays Ogg Vorbis and FLAC files among other things?

    1. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by Darth+Maul · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because the iPod is a masterpiece of design. I have one and must say it's worth every penny. Just use one for a little while and you'll know why everyone is going crazy for 'em.

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    2. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by Digital11 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Screw the Karma... Get a Neuros then you can play Ogg and transmit FM radio as well....

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    3. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Informative

      Firewire
      Calendar
      Adress Book
      Brickout (more on newer models)
      iTunes
      iTunes
      iTunesiTunesiTunes
      iTune s Music Store

      Looks better

      And its the bestest gift EVER!
      Thanks mom : )

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    4. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by Querty · · Score: 4, Informative

      Or an iRiver iHP-120

      * Ogg Vorbis support
      * USB 2.0
      * 20Gb
      * Optical and analog inputs and outputs
      * FM radio
      * Microphone input
      * Recognised as a standard USB Mass Storage Device on all regular OS'es
      * Backlit remote control with LCD screen
      * Upgradable firmware
      * 15 Hr battery life (LiPolymer battery)
      * Best audio quality on the market, and enough power to drive "larger" headphones.

      If you ask me, the iPod sucks rocks compared to this little gadget.

    5. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by dead+sun · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Maybe it's just me (and a ton of people are going to angrily say it is), but I think the iPod design is far to plasticy cheap looking. Perhaps it's because I'm not a fan of the movement to make everything out of shiny looking plastics with their high gloss finish that gives things things an oily look. But, even the metal backing on the iPods gets smeared with fingerprints with a little use, making the thing look terrible. Excuse me for thinking they look cheap.

      And masterpiece of design? Besides the aesthetics of the material used, the interface could use a little work. For example, how do you get the backlight to turn on? I fiddled with my friends iPod for about two minutes trying to find a button to do that, and after running out of buttons trying to read the menus in near darkness before he told me to hold down one of the buttons (don't remember which) for a couple seconds. Oh, obviously... I should have guessed that.

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    6. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by Pendersempai · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That's the problem: you're judging the quality of a product by the length of its list of features. But there are unquantifiable traits that make or break the deal that cannot be included in such a list.

      The iPod has a very respectable feature list, but at the end of the day, here's what it does:

      • Play mp3s stylishly, painlessly, intuitively, dependably.
      And no other player has been able to do it as well.
    7. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by vasqzr · · Score: 2, Funny


      The same thing that makes a BMW better than a Ford Taurus, or a G5 better than an Compaq Presario.

    8. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by psxndc · · Score: 3, Informative
      Huh? My iPod's backlight comes on whenever I press any button. Not hold; press. Maybe you should blame your friend because he changed the default setting.

      psnxdc

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    9. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by tigris · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I second this. Just got one for myself and they kick ass.

    10. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by Octagon+Most · · Score: 4, Funny

      And if number of features were the only thing that mattered we would all be asking for Microsoft Word under the tree.

    11. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by bkim · · Score: 3, Informative

      Check out the December 2003 issue of Stereophile. The editors chose the iPod as the budget component of the year. I think it may have placed in another category also, but I don't have the magazine on me right now. These guys are serious audio snobs. They especially liked that fact that you can copy CD's in full resolution to the iPod. You might be able to do that with other audio players too, but the large hard drive in the iPod makes it a bit more practical. It would be nice if Apple could build in support for Shorten (lossless audio compression).

    12. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by Nonoche · · Score: 2, Interesting
    13. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by Querty · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oooh, I've been moderated as a troll, goodie.

      You want references? Here ya go....

      http://members.brabant.chello.nl/~m.heijligers/i po d/compared.html

      Distortion for the iPod is reported to be 0,42% (which is quite some), where the iRiver measures 0,04%.

      From a C'T review:

      Battery time of the iPod (30GB version) is reported to be 8h, the Zen 10,5h, the iRiver 13,5h, and the Philips 15h (twice as long!!!).

      I won't go into the Ogg issue. The iPod simply doesn't have it. Just Google around the web and you'll find plenty of references to the poor sound quality and the low battery life.

      http://gear.ign.com/articles/452/452815p1.html
      http://www.reviewcentre.com/review31485.html
      http ://www.zensbikeshop.com/
      etc...

    14. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by syrinx · · Score: 5, Funny

      yes, over half my music is ogg vorbis by now

      Well, that's your own damn fault if you rip music to an obscure format that no one outside of Slashdot has heard of...

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    15. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by Liselle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, if you'd read the post I explicitly said it was my friend's iPod, and that I was fumbling with it in the dark. I've never seen an iPod manual, nor did I have the ability to consult my friend's manual at that time. And even if I did, it was dark. Sheesh, it isn't trolling or flamebait, just an experience I had.

      Yes, I read the post in its entirety, that's also why I called it a worthless anecdote. What do you want? A backlight button/switch? That would overcomplicate the whole thing. There are no non-diagnostic functions that require you to do anything except push ONE of the four buttons, or hold ONE button down for a couple seconds. The brilliance of the UI is the simplicity. If you can't be bothered to do the simple groundwork, nobody else will do it for you.

      Sure, you didn't have access to the manual, but that's a non-issue. If you didn't have anything interesting to say in the first place, why post something half-assed?

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    16. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by KirkH · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I still feel I shouldn't need to be familiar with the manual to access such a simple feature, despite what my friend may or may not have done to the default settings.



      Right. You should always be able to use any device in the dark even when you've never used it before and even if someone has changed the default settings. Sure. Even if there was a button labeled 'backlight' you wouldn't have been able to see it!

    17. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by sdcharle · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thanks for the links, I know I for one don't make any audio purchases until I've had a chance to read what 'Goonerz4eva' from Wales has to say.

    18. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by MrAngryForNoReason · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I imagine when they designed the iPod they decided that a clean simple layout was more important than having seperate buttons for each feature and labeling them all. Anyone who owns an iPod would know that you hold 'menu' to switch on the backlight. I know when I bought mine I really wasn't concerned whether other people could work out how to use it. Intuitive pick up and play interfaces are only necessary for devices that will be used by lots of people with no training/instructions. That hardly applies to the iPod.

    19. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously by jonhuang · · Score: 2, Informative

      The 20gig karma is $290 at walmart.com

  6. I think it might still be at the store... by ItMustBeEsoteric · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but RAM is always a nice gift. I mean, right?

  7. Just One Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Give me a job for Christmas. After that, I can take care of my own toys.

    1. Re:Just One Thing by the+Man+in+Black · · Score: 2

      Amen to that. I'm spending Christmas in a hotel 200 miles from my home all for a 3.5 week contract writing Tivoli scripts. Hopefully it'll lead to something longer-term. Think some happy thoughts for me.

  8. non-geeky gifts by chipster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    BION, this year, most of my gift wish lists inlude non-geeky items. I needed a change. I have items on my lists like workplace clothing, a jacket, CD's, etc. I thought it would be nice for me to get non-geeky stuff for a change...

  9. Slashdot Subs. by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would subscribe, but I do not see any value in it.

    If /. would offer services like a dup detector for stories, spellcheck for subscribers. more technical stories (like /. used to), and if the editiors would actually post/interact with the users then I would subscribe.

    Till then? Well their are quite a few other projects that will be getting my money.

    1. Re:Slashdot Subs. by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do. And I pay for that value by viewing the ads that /. has.

      I just do not see enought added value in paying for a sub when it really doesn't by you much more.

    2. Re:Slashdot Subs. by blackmonday · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Karma Whoring, but getting a preview of the next storymakes it worthwhile for me. No Slashdot effect (99% of the time). No Ads on main page is also nice. I also like this site so much that 10 bucks for 1000 ad-free pages is a bargain.

    3. Re:Slashdot Subs. by Liselle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Who modded the parent Insightful? I picked up a /. sub for the same reason I tip the waiter/waitress when I go out to dinner. Sure, I could pick up my own food, refill my own glass, and bus my own table, but I'd rather spend my time enjoying my food and chatting with people, so here's a few bucks for your trouble, kid. I have no qualms about paying for a service, nor do I feel so entitled that I demand things that my subscription couldn't pay for.

      On the other hand, a subscription as a gift seems patently asinine to me. I can't think of any of my friends who wouldn't sock me in the face for getting them a lame gift like ad-free /. for Christmas. :D

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    4. Re:Slashdot Subs. by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have worked as a waiter in the past so I know what it is like.

      But I am sorry, why should I pay someone to bring me food if they can't keep the drinks 50% full, ACT like they enjoy their job, and show up at the table more than twice?

      I do not pay people to treat me like crap.

    5. Re:Slashdot Subs. by syrinx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Fuck that. Tipping should be based on service. That's the whole point.

      I "start" at 15%. If they do well, I mentally increase it. If they don't, I mentally decrease it. At the end of the meal, I use whatever I'm at. 15% is for *average* service, not for *poor* service.

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    6. Re:Slashdot Subs. by patches · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know what they should do to give more "value" to the Slashdot subscription, they should give subscribers an email account. Now that would be a truely geeky gift, an email address at slashdot.org....

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  10. new leatherman by cbozic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Leatherman Juice Xe6 Chris Bozic

    1. Re:new leatherman by cjustus · · Score: 5, Informative

      I have a Leatherman Micra that I end up using just about every other day... Lend it to co-workers all the time too... Carry it everywhere (fits on a key chain)... All the basic tools in a tiny package -- rock solid... I got it as a gift from the in-laws... Truly a great gift idea...

    2. Re:new leatherman by phurley · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Used to carry mine everywhere too, and then they started taking any tool away from you when you traveled on a plane - now, I have beg and borrow when on the road. Cna't count how many little screw drivers I have had to give up at the airport.

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    3. Re:new leatherman by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Even the new leatherman still has the problem that the original has, albeit mitigated by the inclusion of rounded edges; You have much less gripping surface area, which can become uncomfortable rapidly. It also has another problem, which is that to stay together tightly, it depends on a friction fit. The Gerber Multi-Pliers like this one do not have this problem. Interestingly enough gerber also is making fold-open rather than slide-open tools now, perhaps because people had too much trouble flicking their wrist to slide out the pliers?

      Gerber's blades are of course [legendary?] better than the Leatherman ones, as well. Amusingly they're owned by Fiskars these days, which company seems to make the best scissors (Though Singer does a decent job also.)

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    4. Re:new leatherman by Richardsonke1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      All the geeks here should look into the Swiss Army Cybertool. I have used it to fix countless computers, and I never have had a task it couldn't handle. The range of screwdriver bits it has is great. I even fixed a clock radio with stupid Torx screws with it.

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    5. Re:new leatherman by pHDNgell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have a Leatherman Micra

      I had a micra on my keychain until those bastards at airport security took it away from me and put it in their big ``confiscated terrorist tools'' box. I wasn't even flying, just dropping someone off. They could've held it for a couple of minutes like they did when they took my phone...but no, I had to either have them throw it away or have someone miss a flight.

      I used to always fly with my wave, and I felt pretty damned good about it. Nowadays, you have to be really careful where you take such a terrifying weapon, which greatly reduces its usability.

      But hey, we all feel safer, right?

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  11. employment by ack154 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So far anyone that has asked me what I want for christmas gets the same answer as everyone else:

    A Job.

    Graduating sucks when you don't have a job. Then again, I still have two finals left.

  12. presents by Hawkxor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Scrabble/Chess accessories (super heavy weighted pieces)

    Also, any of the cool USB devices here would be cool... the only problem with those is that they can short out the USB ports.

  13. something for summer time by Savatte · · Score: 4, Interesting

    prices are dirt cheap for anything that is primarily used in the summer, like golf clubs or swimming pool accessories. Geeks will enjoy the practicality and thoughtfulness of long-term planning, even if they can't use the gifts for another 6 months.

    Oh yeah, on the tech front, a wireless access point detector is cool.

    1. Re:something for summer time by mekkab · · Score: 2, Funny

      for anything that is primarily used in the summer

      Like interns as slave labour?
      I can see it now... "here, honey! Remember all those chores I never do, like cleaning the garage, organizing the attic, and massaging your feet? I got you an Intern! The best part is, he's free! He gets school credit for all of this!"

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  14. Obvious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a girl friend ?

    1. Re:Obvious... by btgarner · · Score: 2, Funny

      tried to get that one year, but my wife was very insistant that she NOT get me that.

  15. Subscriptions are great... by GweeDo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They are cheap and somewhat original :) I bought three different friends them and they where very happy...15 bux...that was cheap :P

  16. Something ever so tastefull by JThaddeus · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about a gift from Dave Barry's Gift Guide? I see he even listed an item from Think Geek!

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  17. No to the iPod, thanks by wackybrit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think an iPod (or similar) is a bad geek gift, since most geeks probably have their eyes on these devices already, and have strong opinions on what they'd like.

    An iPod is also too expensive a gift in most cases, and since you'll probably end up with the cheapest 15GB one, you'll feel shitty if you go out and buy a decent 40GB one a few months later, selling the gift on eBay or something.

    I say geek gifts shouldn't necessarily be geek-exclusive gifts. Independent music in a genre the person likes.. movies they've shown an interest in.. box sets of the TV series they like. These things are smaller, more likely to open their eyes, and more likely to be remembered than a gift that could be obsolete within the year (because geeks upgrade often, as we know).

    Or, even better, something off of their Amazon/whatever-store-isn't-evil-today giftlist.. that way you KNOw they'll like it! And, even better, you'll know someone else didn't buy it for them!

  18. My Gift list by galonso · · Score: 5, Insightful

    uh. . . a good book?

    --It's a special device that requires no memory cards, no special power cells, and can be used with simple sunlight.

    But then that might be pushing too far for today's geek:)

    (Say something in an Umberto Eco)

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  19. just for geeks - an Enigma-e kit by PeterCook · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am breaking out my soldering iron to work on this gift coming from my wife...the Enigma-e This is a brand new kit project so you can make an electronic working replica of the German Enigma machine. Includes plans to make yourself a wooden case and also code sheets from German Enigma files. Find it here: www.xat.nl/enigma-e Its from the Netherlands - sold through Bletchley Park in the UK - www.bletchleypark.org.uk It also connects to your PC with a serial cable - then you can transmit coded messages through something like hyperterminal. Enjoy.

    1. Re:just for geeks - an Enigma-e kit by PeterCook · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There were more codes created than the first one Enigma from the Italy, Japan, etc. here were about 15 versions of the code at the end of the war that were not cracked. There wasn't just one Enigma code like the movies would lead one to believe. On the side I am a consultant in the US for Bletchley Park, UK. The only reason why the original Enigma code was cracked was that some of the German soldiers using it made mistakes and did things like start the message with their girlfriend's initials every time they transmitted. Its still an impressive device.

  20. my list included: by garcia · · Score: 4, Informative

    1. 5+ MP digital camera to replace the 2MP I dropped which is now taking fuzzy pictures

    2. DVD Player that plays DVD+-R/RW and VCDs on both CDR and CDRW.

    3. Both seasons of 24 on DVD, Family Guy season 3 on DVD (the divxs just aren't as much fun as the DVDs), and free tickets to LOTR3.

    4. Gore-tex hiking boots (not too geeky unless you're a geocacher like me ;)

  21. My xmas list by MagPulse · · Score: 3, Informative
    Hardware:
    • Pentium 4 2.8C ($213)
    • Intel D875PBZ motherboard ($142)
    • Two Kingston 512MB DDR400 DIMMs ($168 for both)
    • Antec SLK3700-BQE quiet case ($77)
    Prices are from http://www.newegg.com/

    I'm looking forward to a full Intel^3 (cpu/chipset/board) solution for ultimate stability.

    Books:

    • Hard Drive: Bill Gates and the Making of the Microsoft Empire by James Wallace ($12 new)
    • The Principia by Isaac Newton ($15 new)
    • Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith ($12 new)
    • Computer Graphics: Principles and Practice in C (2nd Ed.) by James D. Foley ($30 used)
    • Operating Systems: Design and Implementation (2nd Ed.) by Andrew S. Tanenbaum ($20 used)
    • Design and Evolution of C++ by Bjarne Stroustrup ($28 used)
    • The Book of Numbers by John Horton Conway ($22 used)
    Used prices are from www.AbeBooks.com
    1. Re:My xmas list by Loki_1929 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just to get my word in, an Athlon64 3000+ based system would be cheaper, and much faster for gaming. They must be pretty good chips, as even Intel is buying the AMD64 boxes.

      "I'm looking forward to a full Intel^3 (cpu/chipset/board) solution for ultimate stability."

      I've had too many problems with Intel boards to touch them ever again. If I were you, I'd definitely go with an Asus setup. The quality is better, and the tech support is excellent. Then again, I'm a reseller, so I don't know what the end user tech support is like. Anyway, don't think that just because Intel makes lots of ads that they're somehow super-duper stable by any measure. Just as any other tech company, they have plenty of problems with their products.

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  22. USO by jhines · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I sent my holiday spending money to the USO, who will buy gifts for people that need it more than me.

    Phone cards, and online time are the two big items for them this year

    1. Re:USO by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ...who will buy gifts for people that need it more than me.

      That's very nice of you, but if you're talking about need, I'd give money to a food bank, a local homeless shelter, or children's charity. Personally, I'd rather help someone who may die or be in pain than a volunteer who signed up for a world tour.

  23. What We should Get by AbbyNormal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cmdr Taco for Xmas...
    Merry Christmas!

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  24. USB pen drives by sczimme · · Score: 4, Interesting


    These are available in a wide range of sizes and prices. USB 2.0 models are becoming cheaper.

    Yes, most geeks probably have at least one of these already, but the techie on your list would probably appreciate another one.

    As an added bonus, pen drives can be used with just about any operating system, so you can get one for the unwashed heathen ([win32,mac,bsd,linux] user) in the next cube.

    (Just kidding about the unwashed part. The heathen piece still stands, though.)

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    1. Re:USB pen drives by trentblase · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For the holidays, I want people to stop referring to solid state storage as a "drive".

    2. Re:USB pen drives by rsmith-mac · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're right of course, it's not a traditional drive, but the fact of the matter is that retailers and consumers alike are calling them "Pen Drives", so that's the name that's going to stick. "Memory stick" would probably be a better term, but since Sony owns that term, and produces a memory stick product which is nothing like these USB sticks, that name is out of the question.

  25. Parts to build my robot by trentblase · · Score: 5, Funny
    All I want is the parts to build my new robot...

    My female robot...

    This is going to be the be best prom ever!

    1. Re:Parts to build my robot by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Funny

      All I want is the parts to build my new robot... My female robot... This is going to be the be best prom ever!

      You meant pr0n, right?

      Otherwise.... man, you're going to get your ass kicked.

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  26. ...an iPod by Kirk+Troll · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd rather a mp3CD player for $50, ten CD-Rs, and the extra $349 in cash, please.

  27. Re:DVD Burner by kensai · · Score: 2, Informative

    Basically it like this

    -rw: the most compatable format out there that can be read by 99.999% of the readers out there

    +rw: newer and almost as compatable around 95% or so as long as your OS or third party app supports packet writing.

  28. The best geek gift I ever got - barcode scanner by sprior · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My brother gave me a Symbol CS1504 barcode scanner (a little over $100). Brown box, no app software, not much of a manual, just USB driver and a web site to discuss the unit. I've now written my own Java code to read it and look up UPC barcodes on the web. Haven't figured out exactly what to do with it, but it's small and has got a laser - what more could you want? Kept me entertained working on code for it for months.

    1. Re:The best geek gift I ever got - barcode scanner by Cruciform · · Score: 4, Funny

      Set it up outside your front door and label it "Retinal Scanner", then hilarity is sure to ensue when curious passersby temporarily blind themselves looking into the thing.

    2. Re:The best geek gift I ever got - barcode scanner by sprior · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.upcdatabase.com is one place to start, they have UPC codes for supermarket and department store type stuff as well as other odds and ends. But another exciting source of info was the Amazon.com web services API which I use to do ISBN lookups and they now also have UPC code searches for their other products. I wrote a Java API which can query either site.

  29. Hosting by iamdrscience · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Every geek wants a fast webhost.

    I recently signed up with Serverpronto who offer the in-fucking-credible price of $30/month for a dedicated linux box (Redhat or now Debian as well) . I'm not sure if it's a good thing or not when the prices are so cheap they make you suspicious...

    40GB HD, 200GB transfer from a DEDICATED Athlon 2000+ box with 256MB RAM

    You have to put $150 down for setup fees though so that kinda sucks.

  30. All I want for Christmas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...is a series of successes on these upcoming mars orbital insertions and landings.

  31. Something for the geek girl... by tuxette · · Score: 5, Informative
    Linux jewelry!

    For example, the swinging Tux pendant is simply adorable! She'll love you forever for it!

    :-)

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    People say I'm crazy, I got diamonds on the soles of my shoes...
  32. Early Adopters by slothdog · · Score: 4, Informative

    Amazon's Early Adopters section has lots of great toys looking for new homes....

  33. Re:Another gaming console? by Zoshnell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IMHO, the xbox controller, old or new, is the best for FPS's. Playing Red Faction or Time Splitters on the PS2 just doesn't fit me correctly. Not Dissing the PS2, I love me the RPGs and the backwards Compatibility, but my .02 is XBox is awesome for a gamer like me to play a game like Halo or Jedi Knight 2 on.

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  34. Digital Rebel Camera by laird · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My vote would go to the Canon Digital Rebel (AKA Canon EOS 300D) camera. There's a review at http://www.steves-digicams.com/2003_reviews/300d.h tml and http://www.dpreview.com/reviews/specs/Canon/canon_ eos300d.asp?dontcount=1.

    The short version is that for $1000 you can get a quality Digital SLR camera with a very good zoom lens. And you can then use Canon EF lenses for flexibility.

    Compared to other DSLR's it's _way_ less expensive (compare to the previous bargain 10D for $1,500 with no lens), and makes pretty reasonable tradeoffs. It has the same 6 Mpixel sensor, but the camera body is plastic instead of metal, and a few other esoteric controls are missing. So they give you the functionality that any photographer actually uses, for around 1/2 the cost of its closest competition.

    Compared to point-and-shoot digicams, the 300D (1) has a much larger lens, allowing you to shoot in less light/faster speed, and (2) lets you use any Canon EF lens, so you can use super zoom lenses, macro lenses, etc., (3) it gives you manual control over everything, and (4) it auto-focuses and shoots much faster than any point-and-shoot I've tested.

    1. Re:Digital Rebel Camera by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, but they crippled the hell out of the camera firmware of the Digital Rebel (no mirror lock, white balance adjustment sucks, almost useless in full-manual mode); it's essentially nothing more than a high-level consumer zoom camera with interchangable lenses, as opposed to a good entry-level professional/prosumer digital SLR like the Canon 10D or Nikon D100. You'd be better off waiting for a drop in 10D prices, or just buying them a used D60.

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    2. Re:Digital Rebel Camera by Cecil · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, and if I'm frustrated with the lack of those features awhile down the road, (chances are I won't be, as I've never had an SLR camera before and have gotten by just fine) guess what? I can take everything except the body -- lenses, memory, filters, cases -- and bring them up with me to a better model. Bring them to, assuming I have had some foresight in my lens purchases, a different manufacturer's camera.

      Name any other "high-level consumer zoom camera" that I can do that with? Yes, the Digital Rebel is not the world's best SLR. It's an entry-level camera, it's designed as entry-level, marketed as entry-level, and most importantly it's priced as entry-level. The Digital Rebel will get my foot in the door of SLR photography, and for that I appreciate it.

    3. Re:Digital Rebel Camera by laird · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If buy the Digital Rebel and find that you really get into photography, you will soon buy lenses, tripds, lights, etc., that will exceed the cost of the camera body in value. Then you can upgrade your camera body to the 10D and sell the used 300D, at no real cost penalty.

      I'll stick with Steve's take: "The first thing we need to point out is that there are now three distinct categories of digital SLR cameras: Amateur, Enthusiast and Professional. Canon's new EOS Digital Rebel (also sold as EOS 300D and EOS Kiss Digital outside of the U.S.) falls into the newly created Amateur dSLR category. At the moment only Canon's Digital Rebel is in this category but we imagine that Nikon and others will follow suit with their own under-$1000 dSLRs in the near future. In the meantime, I feel comfortable in predicting that Canon will sell Digital Rebels as fast as they can make them, it's sure to be the #1 dSLR this holiday season.

      The EOS Digital Rebel is a somewhat de-featured EOS 10D, using a similar (but different) 6.3-megapixel CMOS imager and Canon's DIGIC processor. It lacks features such as the ability to select the metering mode, less control over focus modes, no Custom Settings Menu and no external flash PC connector. The Digital Rebel has a polycarbonate (high-impact plastic) body whereas the 10D has a cast magnesium (metal) body. This is like the car manufacturers that offer deluxe high-powered models and "stripped down" economy models. Both cars get you where you want to go and believe me, the EOS Digital Rebel is as capable of taking a great picture as the 10D. By offering an interchangeable lens SLR camera for under $900 (body only price) Canon opens up the world of advanced digital photography to a much larger base of consumers. If you need the more advanced features of the 10D then you need to spend more money, it's your choice. The Digital Rebel will more than fill the needs of non-professional users who tired of dealing with the limitations of consumer digicams."

  35. damned corkscrews! by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why is the corkscrew such a popular item on multitools? Are there really that many people opening wine away from home?

    My favorite Swiss Army knife has a phillips head screwdriver where the corkscrew usually is, and I find it infinitely more useful.

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    1. Re:damned corkscrews! by LeoDV · · Score: 4, Funny
      " Are there really that many people opening wine away from home?"
      Well, campers for one.

      And Frenchmen.
  36. Donations to geek charities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How about donations to "geek" charities such as the EFF or EPIC? I'm sure other worthwhile OpenSource projects such as GNOME can also use a gift. Donations are environmentally friendly, don't require batteries, never break, and won't clutter your apartment or add more confusion to your life.

  37. Job or a girlfirend by rxed · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have everything else. Thanks Santa.

  38. Re:DVD Burner by Oopsz · · Score: 5, Informative

    I had the same problems, and decided to go with DVD+RW (Just for video, not data storage.) Dual format burners are coming down in price, too, so you don't have to settle for one side.

    An FAQ
    Useful link

    have fun, nothing like getting a new geek toy :D

  39. Re:DVD Burner by Robotz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Get a multi-format writer, and experiment! I did. Generally, I use DVD-R and DVD+RW. Those formats seem to be the most readily available. DVD+RW discs burn at 2.4x. Apparently DVD+R media are supposed to be more compatible with stand-alone DVD players than DVD-R, however I have had no problem with DVD-R in stand-alone players.

    The writer that I have is a 4x burner, however I have only been able to get my NEC1300A to burn DVD-R at 4x a couple of times (yes, I AM using the latest hacked firmware!). No problem with burning the DVD-RW at 2.4x. I've tried about 3 different makes of media, and the ones that worked were about 50% more expensive than the budget disks that I have been using.

    I can't comment on alternative makes of burners (Pioneer, Sony etc)

  40. Re:Transporter Beam by quantum+bit · · Score: 3, Funny
    All I want is a working Star Trek type transporter, the geographic coordinates of every spammer on Earth, and the coordinates to the center of the Sun. Good times

    If that's all that you're using it for, it doesn't even have to be completely working...

  41. Wishlist by Walterk · · Score: 3, Funny
    Dear family and friends,

    here is my small and very humble wishlist.

    I do sincerely hope you will show up at the Christmas party with these items. If so required I shall designate certain items to certain people to avoid getting double presents. Those who do not bring a present in my wishlist may not have any of the food, nor will you be invited again next year. I thank you all.

    Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 15.8). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 15.8). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 19.8). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 21.5). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 23.2). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 24.9).
    1. Re:Wishlist by ngoy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      At first I thought, "Hey, that isn't that bad of a list" when I read the first item, but then I read the second, and the third, and then decided to price out your wish list for you.

      Canon BG for 300D - $110
      Canon EF 50mm f/1.4 USM - $300
      Canon EF35mm 1.4L USM - $1119.95
      Canon EF 35-350mm 3.5-5.6 L USM - $1479.95
      Canon EF 28-135mm f/3.5-5.6 IS USM - $399.95
      Canon EF 180 mm f/3.5L Macro USM - $1239.95
      Canon TS-E 45 mm f/2.8 - $1074.95
      4GB CF - $1229.95
      SGI Origin 3900 - $2,937,696.00 with 128 processors and 64GB of memory
      Sun Fire 15k - starts at $861,330.00
      Juniper T-Series - between $400,000 and $500,000


      I think I will cook my own Christmas dinner thank you.

      :-P

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  42. Everything on Anandtech's wish lists by Artifex · · Score: 4, Informative

    They have most of it covered, here.

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  43. Re:DVD Burner by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    I recommend a flame thrower - it is equally well capable of burning + or - RW disks, AND all the packaging along with it.

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  44. Re:Another gaming console? by iainl · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've had a complete console set for a while now, and it does make life much nicer on the gaming front; no more worrying about if the title you want is coming to the platform you own. If you've got broadband then Live is a must too - because everyone has a headset you have the of other players being much more social. Plus, when you're being owned by some 15-year-old, at least you know its because they are really good, not just because they are running on better hardware or running a wallhacked graphics driver.

    You've specifically mentioned MM3 (which is brilliant, by the way) so I'm assuming you like racing games. If thats the case, then buy one now - Project Gotham Racing was possibly my favorite driving game anyway, and now the sequel has Live support its even better.

    A lot of people will preach the joys of modding your machine, as there are all sorts of fancy things it can then do. I would caution against it though, myself - if you've got a decent PC about the only thing a modded XBox will do over that is play pirated games, which I wouldn't recommend, and you'll get banned from Live if you accidentally forget to turn it off before connecting.

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  45. Re:iPod a joke FUD by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Informative

    MOD PARENT DOWN for spreading FUD.

    When a track is finished and it goes to the next track there is 0 skip. On the iPod there is about a 1 to 2 second pause.

    Pure bull.

    The iPod loads 4-5 songs to its 32 megs of RAM and will not skip unless you select a new song that is not allready in its RAM, then it has to spin up the HD and load the song, that takes 1-2 seconds.

    If you let it run its playlist without interference it will spin up the HD 5 seconds before the last loaded song ends and load up the next batch without any pause or skip.

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  46. Gifts galore! by BubbaTheBarbarian · · Score: 2, Informative

    In no particular order...
    - Athlon 64-FX53
    - An Athlon64 mobo tha I can OC...
    - WD Raptor of the 74 GB flavor
    - A nice Cannon digicam
    - ATI 96XX or 98XX card
    - A muzzel for my sister
    - Girlfriends for my geek buds that REALLY need a hobby (do I need to explain why GF's are a hobby to geeks)
    - Two days of no phone, no family, my kick ass comp and uncluttered bandwidth...

    Take care of yourselves, help your mom with her PC and eat like a videogeek at a LAN party...

  47. Re:Well... by Permission+Denied · · Score: 4, Informative
    I woulnd't mind a solution to this bloody "kmod: failed to exec /sbin/modprobe -s -k binfmt-498b, errno = 8" error I'm experiencing.

    Your kernel is being asked to execute some binary whose first two bytes are 498B. This is a binary file but not an ELF executable; it seems likely that some program is attempting to exec a random binary data file or you have some filesystem corruption. Errno 8 is ENOEXEC, file is not a recognized executable format. You can track it down with something like this:

    #!/bin/sh
    if [ od -x -N 2 "$@" | fgrep 498b > /dev/null 2>&1 ] ; then
    echo "$@"
    fi
    Save that as /tmp/foo, chmod +x it and then do:
    find / -type f -exec /tmp/foo {} \;
    Wait for a while and it should give you a list of the candidate files. There are a number of ways to proceed from there. For instance, I would make one of the files a shell script that logs the parent process to a file so you can find out where it's being execed. Like this:
    #!/bin/sh
    date >> /var/log/exec-problem
    cat /proc/$PPID/cmdline >> /var/log/exec-problem

    Now, will someone on Slashdot buy me an iPod?

  48. I want the same thing every year by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 3, Funny

    world domination! (and no, I'm not bill gates)

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  49. Re:Why an iPod? Seriously more FUD by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Informative

    And since I'm not using OSX and I won't be using iTunes and its DRM' format

    Man this seems hard to understand: iTunes != iTunes Music Store.

    iTunes plays MP3s, encodes MP3s, burns MP3s, and runs on Windows too now.

    The iPod plays MP3s.

    You do not have to buy music from the iTunes music store. You can rip your own CDs or pirate away on the P2P networks all you want, the iPod will play your songs.

    I use an iPod, I do not use DRM files. That simple.

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  50. lego! by bandy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Lego Technic is just the thing, perhaps a MindStorms kit. Use it to make a robotic typist.

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  51. Affordable LCD setup. you know, 30+ LCD's by Alcimedes · · Score: 3, Funny
    From this place.

    My god, it is so amazing. And at only a little over $100k, you know your friends will all have one.

  52. BSG by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Battlestar Galactica Box Set

    Only way it couuld look cooler is if the Cylon head's light actually scanned back and forth.

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  53. Apple by isa-kuruption · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apple has all kinds of keen stuff for holiday gifts. I just bought for myself a 15" G4 Powerbook. Other ideas include an iPod (w/ engraving for that personalized touch), new 20" eMac, or even a DP G5.

    Of course, you may not like Apple stuff, that's too bad, but if you do not, you can try Best Buy or Thinkgeek for some cool stuff.

  54. /. mod points. by kautilya · · Score: 5, Interesting

    some times I wish mod points were on sale :) It would make ideal gift to many of my buddies and ofcourse to myself too..

    1. Re:/. mod points. by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wow, somebody mod that parent up - I can't imagine that paid-for mod points would be used recklessly, so it should definitely be considered. Heck, if they can't figure out the recommended price, they could always put up a block of 50 on eBay and let the market set the price.

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    2. Re:/. mod points. by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 5, Interesting

      some times I wish mod points were on sale :) It would make ideal gift to many of my buddies and ofcourse to myself too..

      Nahh, that'd never work

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  55. DVDs... by Fulkkari · · Score: 3, Interesting

    DVDs are always something you can buy unless you come up with something else. Indiana Jones remastered movies could be a good choice for you who haven't got that already. Personally I watch much rather a high quality DVD than som crappy version from the net.

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  56. Canon EOS 300D, baby! by Exocet · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One of the first DSLR's under $1k that's actually worth buying! It'll take EF (and a new type, EF-S) lenses so finally we photography geeks have a chance to get a sub-$1k DSLR. Except for the Sigma SD9 (with Foveon's X3 sensor), which was Sigma's first digital camera, the 300D is the only other decent camera in this class.

    I've been *really* good this year, I swear.

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  57. And for the moms who always buy clothes.. by Aliencow · · Score: 2, Informative

    Get me one of these

  58. Give the gift of hacking! by gregwbrooks · · Score: 3, Interesting
    If you can spare $500-300, pick up an old PC, an installer CD for your favorite Linux or BSD distro and a two-port KVM box.

    If your gift recipient is an ubergeek, he/she will appreciate having some test-bed hardware to knock around on; if he/she is new to geekdom, then you've given them a way to explore without trashing their XP box.

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  59. Atari Classics 10 in 1 by ShieldWolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I bought one of these for my brother for christmas and I swear I haven't wrapped it yet because I want to keep it. ;)

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  60. Less by mccalli · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Seriously. I'm trying to get rid of stuff, not collect it. This is no sanctimonious moral lecture on the virtues of abstinence, it's a genuine reaction to having cluttered up my house.

    I've made a start. Fortunately(!), my midi-tower PC died. Normally I'd just take the bits still working and build another, but this time I'm eBaying them all off. This still leaves me with one desktop PC - a Shuttle small form factor, so that's not so bad.

    Next up are the laptops. I have four in the house, although 'only' three of them are mine - another is from work. One I've given away to my wife, one I'm keeping for me...hmm. Another ebay target then.

    Now let's open my study's cupboard. Oh no - howmany universal power adapters? How many now pointless cables? How much RAM for older motherboard standards? Nope - off to Ebay we go.

    Now lets have a look round the desk. Hmm. When's the last time I used that HP 620LX clamshell CE device? About three years? Well, you know where that's going then. And what about that Creative Labs 5.1 sound thingy, with the non-optical SPDIF that now nothing will connect to? Time for a replacement there methinks. Off you go then.

    Now let's look in the next room. My god! Look at all the pointless music keyboards that are now entirely outclassed. Hmm....quite like one of them (a Roland D20). The rest? Well, have a guess. Go on. I dare you...

    Cheers,
    Ian

  61. Re:Well... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Shhhhhhhh dont let the side down - you were meant to say "RTFM"

    Seriously, slash should have some kind of competition for the best comments in each category - kinda like our own Nobel prizes.

    I've certainly seen some good quality posting recently, it would be interestin to get them all together and award prizes.

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  62. My Wishlist... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Peace on Earth

    A personal army of robots to conquer the placeted people with

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    --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  63. Just give the money to charity. by supabeast! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I made a lot of money in 2003. I used it to buy just about anything I wanted and had time/space for; the same holds true for material desires down the road. Christmas drives me nuts, because it means that my friends and family will be wasting money buying me more stuff that will likely end up in a closet or at the salvation army. My only really memorable gift from xmas 2002 was a Barnes&Noble gift card, and I still haven't had time to read the damned books I bought with it!

    So how about everyone just does me a favor and gives the money away? Following are my favourite charities:

    The Electronic Frontier Foundation

    The Human Rights Campaign

    The Sierra Club

    Amnesty International

    Greenpeace

    I'm sure, in fact I know, that I have left a lot of worth organizations out. But seriously, my christmas wish is that people would stop wasting money buying cheap asian trinkets and spend it on something useful. Christmas doesn't have to be a load of crap. Make it worthwhile.

    Unless, of course, you want to get me gift certificates at the Apple store.

  64. The Economic Perspective by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 4, Funny
    A girlfriend is an awful lot like free software, the initial purchase price can be as low as $0. However, in practice, the TOC is the determining factor when one decides by which method ones wang is going to be mouthified.
    Consider the following:
    • Clothing
    • Dinners
    • Jewelry
    • Upgrades
      • Breast augmentation
      • Liposuction
    All of these present additional costs. Add to that QoS (It happens to everybody, honey) and downtime (I'm tired...).
    Your ideal solution lies in the purchase of an experienced adult film studio fluffer. Guaranteed on-demand service without the hassle of a non-professional.
  65. nerdy led headlamp by nukitsuke · · Score: 2, Informative

    Petzl E43P Tikka LED Headlamp helps when using the leatherman http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000 06LUMC/

  66. My shopping list by Ellen+Spertus · · Score: 5, Informative

    I considered a USB coffee cup warmer for my husband until I read that it only keeps coffee lukewarm. I also considered the WFS-1 wifi detector, which is far superior to the Kensington model, but I nixed that because it doesn't distinguish between open and closed networks.

    If we were filling stockings for grown-ups, I'd have gotten a bunch of Cyberguy Power Strip Liberators, which double your outlet access and are only $2.39 each. I have some and love them.

    I was going to get my puzzle-loving brother-in-law a Shmuzzle Puzzle, but the U.S. rerelease, which had been scheduled for Dec. 3 on QVC has been postponed indefinitely. Canadians can buy them over the counter.

    Some of the geekier presents I ordered for my nieces and nephews, all of whom are of course brilliant:

    Slightly less geeky gifts:

    1. Re:My shopping list by bshroyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My wishlist:

      1. A wife just like Ellen
      2. That my real wife doesn't read Slashdot when I'm not looking.

      Congrats, Mr. Spertus. You've got a real gem.

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      The cure for cancer is coming: Reovirus
  67. Don't forget the replaceable iPod batteries! by jmichaelg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oops! This isn't the vaporware thread. So sorry, mod me down.

  68. Re:Shopping Season OVER??? by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What does he mean the shopping season is almost over??? Seriously, have most of you out there even STARTED shopping yet?

    I figure I'll get an 'early start' and do it this week. 2-3 hours...BAM swoop in, get everyone's gifts...and out.

    It isn't that hard...

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    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
  69. Filson: For the Outdoor Geek by cribcage · · Score: 3, Informative

    Check out the ultimate guys' company: C.C. Filson. They've began making outdoor gear during the Gold Rush in 1897, and have continued to produce according to their slogan, "Might as well have the best." Their stuff ain't cheap, and it ain't stylish...but it's tough and it's warm. You can't beat Filson quality.

    I own the Outfitter coat, with a moleskin liner. My friends have a lot of fun with the fact that I look like a logger, but damned if it isn't the warmest coat I've ever owned. In a year or two, I'll buy the Double Mackinaw Cruiser for a bit of variety. I also own a pair of Filson gloves, and a hat (which gets me more grief than the jacket).

    They also sell a terrific laptop bag. Paired with a sleevecase from Waterfield Designs, Filson's bag is the perfect transport and protection for my 12" PowerBook. It's a beautiful thing.

    My Christmas list this year includes a Filson blanket. Again, the price is high, but it's matched by the quality and the craftsmanship. This is a winter blanket that can be handed down from one generation to the next -- and in my family's case, it will.

    I love Filson, so this is a great opportunity for a plug. Buy their stuff. And order their free catalog. It's the most masculine mail-order catalog you'll find. It's filled with stories like, "Your coat protected me from a bear attack," and, "I was wearing your pants when I fell through the ice, fishing in Alaska, otherwise I'd be dead." Great stuff.

    crib

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    Please don't read my journal
  70. Re:Shopping Season OVER??? by Fancia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've finished all of mine already. ...then again, I'm also a girl, so take that as you will. ^.~

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    Bít, zabít, jen proto, ze su liska!
  71. do you perchance... by tolan-b · · Score: 4, Funny

    work for diebold? ;)

  72. HELP - NEED IDEAS by Apostata · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can anyone think of something a Mac-loving graphic designer would like for Christmas?? My girlfriend is one of those, and because I'm neither Mac-loving nor a professional designer, I'm a little less-than-beseiged with ideas.

    Any ideas are appreciated :)

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    This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it. - Dorothy Parker
  73. Geek Jewelry by jmoriarty · · Score: 2, Funny

    All I want for Christmas is just One Ring.

  74. Re:Tipping by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Informative
    Ouch!! Hold on. Personally, I think most EVERYONE should have to spend some time having to do restaurant work, and maybe even retail sales too. First, it give you a good idea of what the general public is really like. Second, later in life, you learn from this experience as to what it is like being a server, bartender...etc, and how to treat people right.

    I hear in some other countries, they don't tip, or gratuity is automatically added to each check. In the US, that just isn't the deal. It won't change either. Please try to take the mindset, that part of the price of dining out, especially for full service, is the gratuity. Just like a beer costs x$'s...so, does the tip. It is not optional. I worked through college waiting tables and later bartending...MUCH better money bartending. It's been awhile, so, I don't know the exact figures anymore, but, there are TWO minimum wages set by the US. The normal one...and one for tipped personnel. When I was waiting tables..was like $2.19/hr (most of the 90's is when I did this). And, the Gov. expects you to declare 8% of your total sales as tips. So, you are automatically taxed 8% for everything you ring up for a customer. Now, depending on the scale of the restaurant, and the heirarchy, each server has to tip out. In most low end, chain restaurants, like Olive Garden, Friday's...etc...you as a server don't keep all your tips. You are expected to tip out to the bartenders a percentage of your alcohol sales, and you have to tip your bussers for cleaning your tables...and in some cases, I've had to tip the kitchen...especially if they help you through large parties. In upscale places...your tip also goes to maitre de (sp?), the captain...and possibly others.

    So, this isn't the case of an employer not paying employees enough. It is the tradition, long standing, of US food service...which takes its roots from way back to other countries. The mindset is, that it should be considered part of the cost of dining out to pay for service. The part that is good and bad...is that it is left up to you the customer to pay as you wish. My standard is 15%...for regular service. I rarely ever tip only that I usually am around 20%. If you are a regular at places...and tip well, they remember...and you level of service can skyrocket. I have bartenders when they see me, to make my usual drink before I get to the counter...ahead of other people in some cases...and just start a tab with no questions asked. Same in restaurants...and I live in New Orleans...so, food is definitely important....

    So, try to sit back...and do a mindset change on this...and you'll find you enjoy dining/drinking out more. Remember that YOU are NOT the only person they are waiting on...usually servers have a minimum of 3-4 tables of 4 or more people each. And, they are human. Mistakes can be made...and often times...not by them. If the kitchen loses an order...it wasn't your server's fault, although they are the ones that catch hell. So, relax, enjoy, and consider a tip as part of the price of a meal. If the service is bad...and I mean bad, with bad attitiude...then, speak to a manager. While tipping should be considered part of the price of a meal out...you should expect good service...and if it isn't good...then your restaurant needs to know this so they can fix it, and believe me, in most cases...they do want to. It is very competitive, and they don't want to lose you as a customer.

    And, lastly...it is not an easy job. If you think so, try it yourself. On a busy night, with 12- 15+ people under your care you have to remember everyones requests, who ordered what...what course each table is on, deal with little kids in some places running around and throw food, refilling drinks, putting drink/food orders in, and watching for them to all come up, timed right with table..do side work which most everyone is assigned...cash people out, dispense money...and try to smile and have a good attitude the whole time. It isn't as easy as it might look...and you have to be intelligent to do it right...most people I knew in the business..were either in school...or working on advance degrees....

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    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
  75. And the TCO ***REALLY*** climbs. . . by Salgak1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    . . . when she starts spawning child processes.

  76. 7gb iPods? by freeweed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    10x700mb 40gb.

    You're thinking more along the lines of 57 CD-Rs. Now add the cost of the helper monkey to carry that much extra bulk around with you.

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    Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
  77. LotR 3-D jigsaw puzzles by mblase · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I didn't even know they existed until I saw a few at a hobby shop this past weekend. What could be more distinctive in a geek's cubicle than an assembled 3-D puzzle of Hobbiton, Minas Tirith, or Edoras?

  78. Re:DVD Burner by dead+sun · · Score: 4, Informative
    The reason that DVD+R media are supposed to be more compatible is that the reflectivity of the disc is supposed to be the same as a pressed disc. However, the thing that trips up the players is the book setting. Some players see the book setting of DVD+R and think to themselves, "hey, I don't know what to do with this, " despite the fact that the disc is in almost everyway the same as a pressed one. Some burners (those based off of Ricoh hardware I think) can change the book setting on the disc to DVD-ROM, so then the players won't have a problem.

    Last I saw it was because of this issue that DVD-R was "more compatible" with stand alone players.

    I too got a multiformat writer and have had no issues writing so far. I picked up a Hi-Val writer which does 4x -R/4x +R/2x -RW/2.4x +RW for $90 after rebate. It takes a little while to write the RW discs, but most of the time I've not found it to be an issue, since I just do other stuff while waiting for it.

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    If not now, when?
  79. Re:Why an iPod? not Seriously by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hear that in soviet russia they have a beo...you know the drill.

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  80. i'm stuffing stockings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    with i-ducks this year. i wish i could raid the rest of the dynamism gift guide. linux pdas, oh my!

  81. For the geeks who like to go running... by GatorEngineer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Timex Bodylink
    o Speed + Distance with Garmin GPS
    o Digital Heart Rate Sensor
    o Ironman Triathlon Bodylink Performance Monitor
    and a Timex Data Recorder which connects to a PC and uploads all the above data for 2 second intervals.

  82. Duct Tape Wallet! by Feztaa · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want the Duct Tape Wallet for christmas!

  83. Cool toys for Christmas, a list by Glonoinha · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ok here are some of the cool toys for your geek this Christmas. Anything on this list is something he should already have, so if he doesn't - he wants it.

    [X]802.11b Wireless gear. You can get the base station and a card for under $100 total now - I suggest Linksys.

    [X]LCD Monitor. Welcome to the 21st Century - a good 18" LCD (Dell 1800fp) can be had in the $400 to $500 range. Even a 15" LCD is nicer than a 17" CRT if he isn't too pissy about the 1024x768 max resolution - if he writes code go at least 17" to get one that does 1280x1024.

    [X]USB Thumbdrive / Jumpdrive. 64M on a keychain, get one that doesn't look too frail (I have the Lexar Jumpdrive 64M, clear purple plastic and I am afraid I am going to shatter it in my pocket.) Cost about $30 for a 64M drive.

    [ ]iPod. Has already been thrashed to death in this thread, but there is a reason for that.

    [X]DVD burner. A nice 4x unit can be had for under $200 easily. Stick to brand name hardware.

    [X]Good wireless keyboard / mouse combo. Logitech makes a killer set, less than $100. If he is still using that cheap $4 OEM keyboard they included with his computer, get him this.
    Targus Defcon1 laptop protection device. It has a blinkenlight and is motion sensitive, if anybody cuts the steel wire or moves the unit it goes absolutely ape-shit klaxxon alarming away until disarmed with the code or a big hammer. Doesn't make a laptop impossible to steal, just makes someone else's laptop easier to steal.

    [X]Digital camera - stick to brand name if you don't know what you are doing. Sony, Kodak, HP, etc. Make sure it uses CompactFlash cards and uses regular AA sized batteries if possible. One that uses those mini-CDs would also be cool (but is a little on the costly side.)

    [X]Laser pointer. If he doesn't have one yet he is seriously deprived - hook him up. Shark is optional.

    [ ]Bluetooth telephone headset if his cell phone can use it. These are entirely too cool, but a little expensive ($100) so he probably hasn't justified getting himself one yet.

    [ ]Gigabit networking. Now that Gigabit network cards have come down in price (less than $50 for Intel) and switches too (think Linksys at $200 - Intel is still a little too proud) for under $400 you could outfit most of his personal network at Gigabit speeds.

    Note - anything above that doesn't have a [X] I don't have. Hint hint.

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    Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
    1. Re:Cool toys for Christmas, a list by ejaw5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      [X]Digital camera - stick to brand name if you don't know what you are doing. Sony, Kodak, HP, etc. Make sure it uses CompactFlash cards and uses regular AA sized batteries if possible. One that uses those mini-CDs would also be cool (but is a little on the costly side.)

      I'd advise against mini-CDr for digital camera medium. The file-write time is rather slow compared to CompactFlash..and in many cases, speed counts when taking pictures. Plus you're running into the reliability issues of cd-rws. A friend of mine has a Mavica CD cam, on occasion he'd have some difficulty retreiving the photos.

      If anyone's shopping for a camera to give to a 'non-photographer' I'd recommend the Canon A80: AA batteries, CF card, swivel&tilt LCD. Plus it's got manual controls (Tv,Av,M) so it's a camera someone could grow into.

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  84. Best Gift is the Hammacher Schlemmer Hoverboard. by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Sure it is expensive. But who wouldn't pay $15,000 to be able to get away from Bif's son? And it comes with power so you can cross water!!!

    Link to Hover "scotter".

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  85. Vinyl by superflippy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, good old vinyl records. A quarter apiece at Goodwill, and they make lovely, sturdy bags or bowls when baked at 200 degrees F.

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    Your fantasies contain the seeds of important concepts.
  86. Re: You mean a *really* good turntable by Biff · · Score: 2, Informative

    Come on, you need a really good turntable.

    Having said that I own a pair of 1210 Mk II's and am not planning on changing any time soon.

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    -- Paul
  87. Geeky DJs by C10H14N2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's see, slavishly embracing tedious, obscure and/or unnecessarily complex technologies that the masses are uninterested in, unaware of or wholly incapable of understanding while not gaining any functional (or indeed, technical) advantage in an ongoing effort to justify elitist pride? Hmm.. Yep, score one. DJs can be "Geeks."

  88. Re:Shopping Season OVER??? by Descartes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, I've pretty much learned my shopping skills from my mother. Her theory is that all of the truly insane shoppers go early (like the day after Thanksgiving) so if you wait until Christmas eve it'll just be the slackers who realize they have all day to get gifts.

    So far her system hasn't failed me, especially since I tend not to buy people trendy gifts that are likely to run out.

    Now, if only I could convince my family to celebrate Christmas a day late, I could go to all those after Christmas sales...

  89. Re:Shopping Season OVER??? by Paleomacus · · Score: 2, Funny

    just show up to your family's celebration a day late , problem solved...just make sure someone saves you leftovers from din din.

  90. CD DJs by sbszine · · Score: 2, Informative

    And don't get me started on dj'ing with cd's - something isn't quite right about that, the tactile feel of scratching just isn't there - and it nowhere nearly looks as cool.

    And worse still, you can't see when the drop is coming up by looking at the grooves. The only real advantage that CDs have is that they weigh far less than vinyl, and that you can burn your own cheaply.

    To me, the role of CDs in a DJ setup is as an economical replacement for dubplates (short run acetate records). If you're a DJ who produces music, you can burn a CD at home, then play your new creation in a club alongside your vinyl set. If the CD sounds good and the crowd responds well, you can get it pressed to vinyl. If not, it's back to the drawing board, and you're only out the cost of a single CDR.

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    Vino, gyno, and techno -Bruce Sterling

  91. That;s pretty sad by KalvinB · · Score: 2

    when you have to pay people to mod you up.

    That link doesn't prove it will never work, just that it hasn't worked yet. Nobody took him up on his offer.

    It'd be better to get a pool of people together and charge $10 a year or so which grants you the right to unquestioned moderation for a year as long as a point is available from the pool.

    Those in the pool are then paid based on how many mod points they give out through the system.

    And by "better" I mean slightly less pathetic.

    Ben