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Linux 2.6.0 Kernel Released

thenextpresident writes "It's here! Just updated on kernel.org, the Linux 2.6.0 kernel has finally arrived! We've been waiting a long time for this, and it had been rumored it was going to be released tonight. Well, it's here indeed. Happy downloading." There's also a changelog online for this long-awaited update.

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  1. Just in time by glomph · · Score: 3, Funny

    For the Longhorn release, coming soon!

  2. HA HAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    [23:21] http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/12/18/041820 5&mode=nested&tid=106&tid=185&tid= 190 the sound you just heard was half a million geeks all orgasming at once!

    1. Re:HA HAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Followed by a loud collective "What just happened??"

    2. Re:HA HAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn! Now I've gotta clean my keyboard again!

    3. Re:HA HAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ohh.. ohh.. Sha-ZAM!

    4. Re:HA HAH! by Compact+Dick · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hopefully it's coffee that's on the keyboard this time...

  3. LotR:RotK + Kernel = Early Christmas by thenextpresident · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, Lord of the Rings and 2.6 Kernel released on the same day? This just shows the dedication the Linux developers have. To not go see the movie and to work to release the kernel. My hats are off to these guys. They have gone above and beyond the call of duty.

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    1. Re:LotR:RotK + Kernel = Early Christmas by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lord of the Rings and 2.6 Kernel released on the same day

      Argh! What to do? What to do??? See LotR or build the kernel? See LotR or build the kernel??? I'm stuck in an infinite look! Argh! Does not compute! Ack! Out of memory error!! Blthlt!

      Shit, my brain just dumped core.

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    2. Re:LotR:RotK + Kernel = Early Christmas by QuasiCoLtd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Duh, they had it done a week ago, however they chose today to release it in a cunning plan to make geeks stay home so the developers wouldn't have to wait in line. Clever bastards......

    3. Re:LotR:RotK + Kernel = Early Christmas by KFK+-+Wildcat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your own dedication to the /. community is also remarkable : posting comments instead of going to see RoTK is a hard sacrifice :)

    4. Re:LotR:RotK + Kernel = Early Christmas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Jeez, if you think about it, that's pretty insightful.

    5. Re:LotR:RotK + Kernel = Early Christmas by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 4, Funny
      Some people talk during movies...
      Some people munch loudly during movies...
      Some people get phone calls during movies...

      And then you've got that guy who codes kernels during movies....

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    6. Re:LotR:RotK + Kernel = Early Christmas by kenthu · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow, Lord of the Rings and 2.6 Kernel released on the same day? This just shows the dedication the Linux developers have. To not go see the movie and to work to release the kernel. My hats are off to these guys. They have gone above and beyond the call of duty.

      Maybe 2.6 actually isn't ready, and they're only pretending it is so that they can go watch ROTK.

    7. Re:LotR:RotK + Kernel = Early Christmas by martin-boundary · · Score: 5, Funny

      Take the laptop to the theatre, Luke, take the laptop.

    8. Re:LotR:RotK + Kernel = Early Christmas by matthias · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's like the best Hannukah present ever. We spun the dreidel, and it landed on AWESOME.

    9. Re:LotR:RotK + Kernel = Early Christmas by jfengel · · Score: 4, Funny

      You think you're kidding. I was at Tuesday's all-day LOTR fest. The view from the back of the room between movies was awesome: every third seat was glowing with a laptop, gameboy, PDA, or phone. It was like Christmas. Two guys had a micro LAN party in the theater.

      I assume they shut them off during the movies.

    10. Re:LotR:RotK + Kernel = Early Christmas by fireman+sam · · Score: 5, Funny

      LOTR:RotK -->

      Lord Of The Release:Release Of The Kernel

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    11. Re:LotR:RotK + Kernel = Early Christmas by Taurim · · Score: 4, Funny

      During the wait between films tuesday, I was just re-reading The Hobbit on my PalmPilot :-)

      Since Tuesday, I have some difficulty to come back from Middle Earth :-D

    12. Re:LotR:RotK + Kernel = Early Christmas by ajs · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thought it was:

      Linux on Time Releases:
      First of the Regressions
      The Thrird Testbuild
      Result of the Keeper

      or some such... ;-)

  4. sco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My god. Now SCO will have to update all of their lawsuits!

  5. DAMMIT! Cmd Taco and Cliff!! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 4, Funny
    I just started downloading this about 5 minutes ago and went from 174k/sec down to 12k and still falling.

    At least offer a bitorrent version for those suffering the wrath of the slashdot effect.

    If only the latest vanilla sources of gentoo linux were stable. I would not need to download 2.6 in order to get the nvidia opengl drivers to work.

  6. copyright violations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    copyright violations

  7. Been waiting a long time for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fix ide-scsi.c uninitialized variable

    You have been waiting a long time for this? Wow, that is ... sad

  8. PayPal by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since it's impossible to track global downloads of the Linux 2.6.0 kernel, The SCO Group has set up a PayPal tip jar. Please abide by the honor system and send them your $699 after downloading the new kernel.

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    1. Re:PayPal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or instead, face toward Lindon, Utah and raise your middle finger in salute to those who will never get $699 from me.

  9. just in time by potpie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm glad the new kernel is out in time for the holiday season... wait... that's sad isn't it?

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  10. Re:Mirror =) by jon787 · · Score: 4, Funny
    http://lug.mtu.edu/linux/kernel/

    Peter is going to kill you, our poor server.....
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  11. prepare for the... by cuiousyellow · · Score: 4, Funny

    But I just upgraded to 2.4.21!

    Redhat is on version 9 wtf?

    So uh, what is new in this version?

    $foo_obscure_driver doesn't work I'll never use Linux again!

    Now I can finally switch from windows!

    $bar_obscure_feature which I can't live without never made it in, I hate Linux.

    but I *liked* make menuconfig; make clean && make modules modules_install bzimage!!

  12. Re:Finally here... seems unreal by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's really here... and it just seems unreal.

    2.6.0 is a kernel. Unreal is a game. Get it straight.

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  13. This is nice and all, but severely lacking... by Stevyn · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean I went there but there's no trusted computing logo. How can I trust software if it doesn't say I should. Linux will never be ready for the desktop until it's part of a trusted computing initiative.

  14. Re:Changes from 2.4 to 2.6 by aled · · Score: 4, Funny

    Me not understand changelogg. Should I upgrade? Please explain diference with Windows 3.1

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  15. Re:Mirror =) by Bombcar · · Score: 4, Funny

    You don't mirror kernel.org! They have more bandwith than God and NASA combined!

  16. Easy... by Wheaty18 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Start the build, go see LotR, come back to a nice compiled result - unless of course you enjoy watching the compiler do its thing, line by line. If so, you could always redirect stdout to a file and watch the instant replay when you return.

    1. Re:Easy... by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 4, Funny
      >> unless of course you enjoy watching the compiler do its thing, line by line.

      What? Doesn't everyone?

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    2. Re:Easy... by fataugie · · Score: 3, Funny

      I know the parent is modded as funny, but I do watch it....at least when it isn't blazing by to fast to read. From my first compiles back in the 486/kernel 1.2 days, up to my current system.

      First thing I do is recompile, to optimize and customize.

      Then, after I reinstall because I didn't read the README or whatever and can't get my custom config booted, I actually slow down and check each option I pick. And no, I didn't save the original kernel or I would have used that. [think bull in china shop...rush in, cause havoc without knowing consequences]

      Can't wait for my first attempt at the 2.6 kernel...that ought to be fun.

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  17. Re:Haiku? by furry_wookie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll try one:

    the beaver is free
    now let the party begin
    burn up the mirrors

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  18. Pull yourself together man by msgmonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    The answers is obvious:

    Download & configure kernel.
    Start compilation and go see Lotr with a smug "i'm more clever than thou" geek look knowing that you are actually multitasking.
    Come back from the film with the kernel and modules crisply compiled for you, install boot loader and enjoy.

    1. Re:Pull yourself together man by Virtex · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nope, tried that. It didn't work. I returned to a "bash: maek: command not found". You know, I just can't be bothered to check my spelling when I'm in a hurry to see a movie. But no problem, I need to see RotK a few more times anyway. And maybe next time I won't be wondering how my compile is going throughout the entire movie. *sigh*

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    2. Re:Pull yourself together man by kurosawdust · · Score: 5, Funny

      Also, the hilarity of a theatreful of people engrossed in the new Lord of the Rings Movie when all of the sudden one jumps up and runs out of the place, screaming "The optimization flags! I FORGOT TO SET THE OPTIMIZATION FLAGS!!!" shoudl not be underestimated.

    3. Re:Pull yourself together man by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny
      You know, I just can't be bothered to check my spelling when I'm in a hurry to see a movie.

      Wow, with an attitude like that, you could be a Slashdot Editor!

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  19. Knoppix? Any CD bootable Linux 2.6 version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If not, why not? It's been 10 minutes since the kernel was posted and I'm not getting any younger.

    1. Re:Knoppix? Any CD bootable Linux 2.6 version? by mark_lybarger · · Score: 3, Funny

      it has fdisk, no? i'd say that give you write access to that former NTFS partition.

  20. Re:ide-scsi by adamjaskie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm... I just use a SCSI cd burner...

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  21. finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    i just updated all mission critical servers with this new kernel!

  22. Why is this news? by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why is an insignificant little dot-release suddenly front page "news" around here? C'mon, guys, this isn't Freshmeat.

    Cheers,
    IT

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  23. Obvioux - A free Linux-like kernel by ObviousGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm working on a free version of a
    Linux-lookalike for AT-386 computers. It has finally reached the stage where it's even usable (though may not be depending on what you want), and I am willing to put out the sources for wider distribution. It is just version 0.02 (+1 (very small) patch already), but I've successfully run bash/gcc/gnu-make/gnu-sed/compress etc under it.

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  24. Hmm..interesting choice of date... by brandonY · · Score: 5, Funny

    My preciousssssssssss...My precioussssssss 2.6...

    SCOses can't haveses our precioussssssssssss kernel....

    1. Re:Hmm..interesting choice of date... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Funny

      One kernel to rule them all, one kernel to bind them. One kernel to rule them all and darkness shall bind them.

  25. One question......... by vwjeff · · Score: 4, Funny

    do I have to send $699 to SCO if I already paid. I think this is a legitimate question that must be answered asap. I'm sure SCO will let us all know after the DDos has stopped against their network.

  26. More grist for the FUD mill by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look at the evidence from the Changelog:

    mdharm-usb@one-eyed-alien.net
    trini@kernel.cras hing.org
    jes@trained-monkey.org
    James_McMechan@h otmail.com

    Now ask yourself, do you want a patch submitted by someone at "one-eyed-alien.net" running on *your* production server? Can we really trust patches submitted by people using Hotmail accounts?

    Go back to Windows, and rest assured that every developer will be using a trusted microsoft.com e-mail address. Don't you feel safer already?

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  27. Re:Yay by ReallyQuietGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    2.4.18 works just fine for me and I see no reason to upgrade

    don't all 2.4 versions before .23 have some kind of security problem?

    what's your IP address? :)

  28. Re:Haiku? (obligatory) by r00t_ur_b0x · · Score: 2, Funny

    But I just finished
    compiling the 2 (point) 4
    (point) 23 kernel!

  29. Re:Haiku? by mcc · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's still a beta
    But let's pretend it's finished
    Linus needs testers

  30. In related news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Reuters - December 18 - Shares of Logitech surged on unexpectedly high sales figures released by the keyboard maker. Customers at CompUSA refused to comment.

  31. "Linux Kernel"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Will that run on Windows XP?

  32. Re:Running it now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "hussein@gandalf". Feared.

    Two biggest names in the mainstream news right now, and that's your account/machine. lol.

  33. All right! by All+Names+Have+Been · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I know what to get my girlfriend for Christmas!

    1. Re:All right! by sc00p18 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're going to sign her up for a credit card with a $700 limit?

  34. Re:Yay by GundyRage · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here you go...

    http://sco.com/OurCode/Linux/Kernel/2.4.bz2

    Might just want to get the new one....

    http://sco.com/ProbablyOurs/Linux/Kernel/2.6.bz2

  35. Re:what distro is best for trying this out? by manon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, since they all RUN the kernel... try them all ;-)

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  36. Re:Haiku? by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 2, Funny


    This really bores me.
    Work and home, XP for me
    You all need a life

    Oh wait, you said colorful. Ok...

    Pasty white skin tone,
    Yellow teeth, bloodshot red eyes.
    Come out of the basement!

  37. Re:Kernel 2.6 by jedir0x · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tomorrow, Bill and Linus announced it earlier today. Linux wrote some VB code for the new version of the Windows Explorer Clippy add-on. Once it has been tested and verified to be full of security holes, Gates will make it worse and make it available via windows update.

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  38. At last! by KillerHamster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe this version will make me popular with women.

  39. Re:Haiku? by Gleng · · Score: 4, Funny

    It will be ready
    To run Debian stable
    Some time next decade

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  40. RotK = Release of the Kernel by chirone · · Score: 1, Funny
    RotK = Release of the Kernel

    Isn't that obvious?

  41. Re:PPP Bug still exists (check syslog) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    rm /var/log; ln -s /dev/null /var/log

  42. Odd... by FrostedWheat · · Score: 5, Funny

    but my point is that the quality of bugs has been pretty high lately - Linus

    We have bugs... but at least they are *high quality* bugs! Take that Microsoft ;)

    (Congrats to all the developers for 2.6! Looking forward to getting rid of OSS and ide-scsi!)

  43. Re:Yay by dollar70 · · Score: 3, Funny
    There are some thing you have to pay for with linux.. Games is one of them.

    I wouldn't mind going to my local computer store and purchasing the latest "Duke Quake'em 3-D" FPS for Linux. Trouble is, they don't sell them that way.

    Minimum System Requirements:
    • 100% IBM or PC Compatible
    • 4GHz Pentium 5 or faster
    • 512MB Video RAM*
    • 2GB System RAM
    • High Speed Internet Connection (for use with credit card)
    • Windows XP Pro with SP2 or a Mac with OS XI
    *Supported video cards: TBA

    Meanwhile in Fantasy Land:

    [root@localhost /]# cd /mnt/cdrom
    [root@localhost cdrom]# ./build

    I know... Ain't never gonna happen that way. I can still dream, can't I?

  44. Re:I'll answer the one I know about by Ozan · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's easy: Change the value to 20,000 and you shouldn't hear the noise any longer. Not recommended if you have a pet.

  45. Re:Notable Changes from a Sys Admin's Perspective by dmaxwell · · Score: 2, Funny

    So you're saying you don't have to imagine a Beowulf cluster of ......

    Neeevvvveeerr miiind!

  46. Re:ide-scsi by drowstar · · Score: 4, Funny

    "the old cdrecord interfaces are an UNBELIEVABLE PILE OF CRAP!"

    So I guess Linus just found the SCO code in linux. :-)

  47. Re:What happens after 2.8 ?? by Stevyn · · Score: 3, Funny

    the biggest problem is when it hits 3.1. Everyone will think, "hey, I had windows 3.1 years ago"

  48. Re:What happens after 2.8 ?? by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 5, Funny

    2.A, you decimal supremisist

  49. ObGripe by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Effing yesterday I was twiddling some config options in my kernel to see if I could get a cleaner boot-up on my laptop, so I popped over to ftp.us.kernel.org to see if there was something later than 2.6 test 11 out there. There wasn't, so I tweaked and compiled my test11 image with quite satisfactory results. Now I'm going to have to do it all again *sigh*...

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  50. Re:ATAPI finally working with DMA by Weaselmancer · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can now burn 2 CDs at once (multiple burners), at 52x without my CPU load going over 0.2!

    That's great! Oh, btw...Hillary Rosen would like to have a word with you. In private.

    Weaselmancer

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  51. Re:Whee for university bandwidth by Leebert · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ahhhh, what the heck, I didn't like my job anyhow:

    ftp://nccs.nasa.gov/pub/linux/linux-2.6.0.tar.bz2 ;)

  52. I can see the headline by Suppafly · · Score: 3, Funny

    Linux 2.6.0 kernel, Now with more SCO IP!

  53. Re:How does this benefit me? by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where I come from installing untested, unstable software on thousands of computers across the world, interrupting scientists trying to do Real Work is considered Cutting Edge Research and Worthy of Big Grants. I don't understand the system... I just do what I'm told.