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Beagle 2 Probe Lands; No Signal Received Yet

securitas writes "The BBC reports that Europe's Beagle 2 Mars lander has failed to broadcast its landing confirmation signal. While project leaders are trying to put a brave face on it, the failure is seen as a major setback. The Beagle is out of broadcast range but another contact attempt will be made later today, when they hope a signal will be detected. Another failed Mars mission will solidify Mars' reputation as a spacecraft graveyard. More at icWales and News24."

364 comments

  1. Typical by bmsleight · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    I was really looking forward to this, a Blur hale message and a Hurst painting used to configure the equipment.

    Cool Britannia ?

    Yes, right, now back to earth. Looks like we did not even test the radio link.

    Sigh

  2. Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by rkz · · Score: 1, Troll

    Maybe I listen to Art Bell too much, but it seems pretty strange that so many probes to Mars have failed in some fashion. Perhaps the Martians don't want us messing up their planet?

    *Watched too many x-files*
    Back to reality:

    Or maybe Mars is a long way away and it's really hard to build a machine that can be expected to work for months on end whilst being baked and simultaneously frozen after being placed in a vacuum and bombarded with radiation. Then to put this complicated device on top of hundreds of tonnes of high explosive so that you can get it moving fifteen times faster than a rifle bullet with the objective of placing it somewhere near a body only slightly larger than the Moon?

    1. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by jbplou · · Score: 1, Funny

      If it was running FreeBSD it would not have failed!

    2. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I dunno. Russians built about fifteen venera probes/landers to go to venus. they had nowhere NEAR the failures we've had now.

      Different technologies though, different times, unlimited budgets... the 70s and 80s were a whole other world when it came to space

    3. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you're being paranoid at all. Consider the repeated failure of satellites as they approach the "Cydonia complex" (face on Mars and other distinctly artificial looking surface features).

      Yes, I recommend that you go check out the Enterprise Mission. Richard Hoagland has been bravely standing up to NASA for years now by trying to get them to admit that the failures of Mars missions are due to Martian technology as well as pressuring NASA to stop supressing evidence of a Martian civilization.

    4. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fact is: if we keep crashing stuff into Mars, they are going to get pissed off eventually and launch a WAR ON TERROR. They will bring their fleets of ships to Earth to hunt out the terrorist leaders responsible; capture them and then broadcast the medical examination (different orifice though)... as a warning to others.

    5. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it was running FreeBSD it would not have failed!

      Well the probe is dead isn't it? It must have been running BSD then...

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      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    6. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by p3d0 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Actually, Mars is a LOT bigger than the moon. It's roughly midway between the moon and Earth. Mars is 9 times the mass of the moon, and Earth is 9 times the mass of Mars. Mars is twice the diameter of the moon, and Earth is twice the diameter of Mars.

      So if Mars is only slightly larger than the moon, then I suppose I'm only slightly larger than a 20-pound, 3-foot toddler.

      But I see your point.

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    7. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by reboot246 · · Score: 2, Funny

      At the very least, it will give the conspiracy theorists more "facts" for their side. I bet that face on Mars is smiling today.

    8. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      We keep sending them, and the Martians keep shooting them down.

      The few that were allowed to land were carefully directed to desolate areas, well away from the Martian civilization.

    9. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      However, the Russians tried several times in the 1970's with their Mars series of Mars probes. Their big mistake was to have completely automated landing of the lander, which proved to be a debacle because the Mars 3 lander arrived at Mars right in the middle of one of the largest dust storms ever recorded on that planet--the lander never had a chance. =(

      Given that we're getting dust storms on the planet right now I wouldn't be surprised if Beagle 2 was damaged beyond repair due to the dust storms. This does not bode well for the two upcoming NASA landers, since these dust storms can last for three to five months.

    10. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sif we all haven't seen the "earth bar" commercials!

    11. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do the landers have to land immediately, or can they orbit until it is safe to go down?

    12. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      that seems hard to believe since voyager an its ilk have been working continuously for 25 years until the left the solar system.

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    13. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by sorlov · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But Russians sent two missions to Mars satellite and both failed. The second one failed in a mysterious way: read here http://www.skiesare.demon.co.uk/phob-3.htm or search with google for other articles.

    14. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Informative

      I dunno. Russians built about fifteen venera probes/landers to go to venus. they had nowhere NEAR the failures we've had now.

      Soviet landers had bad luck on Mars also. Venus is easier to land on because its super-thick atmosphere enables the probe to "float" to a landing practically. It would almost be like the earth's atmosphere gradually blending into the ocean so that a probe would gradually become a submarine more or less. The Venus probes thus did not need as sophisticated landing sequences. Surviving the heat of Venus is the hard part, not the landing. Plus, it seems Soviet success on Venus prompted further Venus probes on their part. They gave up on Mars, one could say.

    15. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by neolith · · Score: 1

      Are you sure about that? After all, the first six were failures, and 7 stopped working less than an hour after release. I honestly don't know about the rest of the missions, save 13 was the first color pictures of Venus.

      I agree with the general point about "faster/cheaper" versus "slower/robust/expensive" though.

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    16. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by John+Hansen · · Score: 1
      But Russians sent two missions to Mars satellite and both failed. The second one failed in a mysterious way: read here http://www.skiesare.demon.co.uk/phob-3.htm or search with google for other articles.

      Hmm. Doesn't look like that page you gave is worth its salt. I think they've been reading too much Arthur C. Clarke:

      The last transmission from Phobos 2 was a photograph of a gigantic cylindrical spaceship - a huge, approx, 20km long, 1.5km diameter cigar-shaped 'mother ship', that was photographed on 25 March 1989 hanging or parked next to the Martian moon Phobos by the Soviet unmanned probe Phobos 2. After that last frame was radio-transmitted back to Earth, the probe mysteriously disappeared; according to the Russians it was destroyed - possibly knocked out with an energy pulse beam.

      Well, it just so happens that http://www.iki.rssi.ru/IPL/phobos.html has the last image from the Phobos-2 probe. Doesn't look like Rama to me.

      Proponents might use this as proof: http://www.skiesare.demon.co.uk/phobufo.jpg but 1) you might notice it's from the same UFO-centric site, and 2) the photo was scanned from a UFO magazine. Hardly credible evidence at all -- the photo could easily have been manipulated.

      Scratch one more conspiracy theory...

    17. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> Perhaps the Martians don't want us messing up their planet?

      I'll worry when they start flinging our inter-planitary litter back at us.

    18. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conspiracy? Hello no. Other countries are bums and can't make their equipment work properly.

      The US successfully sent a probe to Mars - like 5 years ago?

    19. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except, instead of going after the US and Europe, they will invade some country that has no links to NASA or ESA, such as Uruguay.

      And it will be recast as a war of liberation, when it turns out that Uruguay has no WMDs (weapons of Mars discovery).

    20. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Mars, for one, does not welcome their new Earth overlords.

    21. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      Seems we've had more success with Venus than Mars. Maybe its just the prolonged period of cold and then the need to fire the systems up with a cold machine. I don't know anything in detail about the missions so I'm just guessing. Or maybe we've just become a little sloppy and stopped thinking that amazing achievements like this require extraordinary effort at all levels.

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    22. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. It's just a coincidence that these landings fail everytime. There is no interception of mars probes her^H^H^H there.

    23. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is some truth in this actually.

      In the product you can see the organisation.

      So hopelessly complex products which are failing say something about a organisation.

      The Russian launcher is 5 times cheaper than the Ariane 5. There are lots of Euro's wasted, by overengineering and just because people think space engineering is sexy, the organisation can get away with it.

      Russian engineering is different because they have to, they don't have the big budgets.

    24. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by arth1 · · Score: 1
      I dunno. Russians built about fifteen venera probes/landers to go to venus. they had nowhere NEAR the failures we've had now.

      Different technologies though, different times, unlimited budgets... the 70s and 80s were a whole other world when it came to space


      Different times and countries, indeed. Out of every dollar spent for a NASA project, I would be surprised if even a ha'penny went towards *real* scientists and products, and not to paper shuffling, bribes and bureaucracy.

      Regards,
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    25. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by bani · · Score: 1

      a direct path to landing is much simpler than trying to make an orbit insertion and then a deorbit to landing.

    26. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by uncoveror · · Score: 1
      It's not just Art Bell and X-Files silliness. The Martians, or Zhti Ti Kofft as they call themselves really don't like to be spied on. Read all about it.

      Martians Shot Down NASA Probe.
      Mars Polar Lander Lost: See, The Uncoveror Told You So!
      Why Mars Will Never Be Colonized

      I hope that clears things up.

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    27. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by hplasm · · Score: 1

      We've lost contact with LV-426.. I know ..Mod -1 whatever :

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    28. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by hplasm · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we were a joke then, not a threat..

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    29. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by Jonas+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      they are going to get pissed off eventually and launch a WAR ON TERROR

      And promptly attack venus.

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    30. Re:Conspiracy Theroy anyone? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Proponents might use this as proof[...]

      3) the top of the item happens to be at EXACTLY the same place as the strange white line going across the page.

  3. The Martians did it... by tuxette · · Score: 0, Funny

    The Martians destroyed the Beagle 2. They don't want us f-ing up Mars the way we've f-ed up Earth. Don't blame 'em really.

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    1. Re:The Martians did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Does this have anything to do with the Queen's Corgi??



      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3345585.stm


      We tend to forget more than we learn -- for example if you were to believe most histories, Antartica was discovered in 1806 by a Russian expedition, despite the land mass appearing on most sixteenth-century maps.


      If i could remember my nick's password I would have posted this under my usual moniker... oh well.

  4. Jeez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spacecraft graveyard?

    You'd think we'd get the message already: GO AWAY.

  5. Tough Christmas by Totally_Tux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like Mars didn't like its gift this Season.

    Not much information is available on the net about more details on the landing. I guess the current Mars satellites don't have enough resolution for them to photograph the expected landing site

    1. Re:Tough Christmas by StarOwl · · Score: 1

      Frack!

      Looks like I need to find something else to do this morning.

      Does anyone know how to change one's poll answer? I'd go back to sleep if I weren't already awake. I guess the next best thing is alcohol and CowboyNeal!

    2. Re:Tough Christmas by nutznboltz · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I guess the current Mars satellites don't have enough resolution for them to photograph the expected landing site
      The old lunar orbiters did take pictures of the surveyor landers from orbit. I think the martian atmosphere would make this more difficult to do on Mars.
    3. Re:Tough Christmas by nutznboltz · · Score: 2, Informative

      The caption for the pic here says that the surveyor moon lander is in a circle but it's not. To see the surveyor get the TIFF high-res image and look at the bottom of that image for a small white "boomerang". The "boomerang" is two of the three legs of the lander, the third is obscured by a black shadow cast by the solar panels.

  6. It's so weird.. by Epistax · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's like space probes are from Venus and Mars is from.. umm..

    nm.

    1. Re:It's so weird.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..umm.. ..Uranus?

  7. Nothing bad in failures IMHO by sznupi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We see thanks to them how far from safe manned flight we are. Once we perfect unmanned missions, we can try to go there ourselfes.

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    1. Re:Nothing bad in failures IMHO by Dolphinzilla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think thats a poor comparison - the Beagle 2 is a very low cost probe ad so are its landing systems - I don't believe we will ever use bouncing balls for a manned landing and a human is a much more adaptable landing computer than any automated system we could build (yet).

    2. Re:Nothing bad in failures IMHO by rokzy · · Score: 1

      not insightful at all. unmanned probes and manned spacecraft have completely different design requirements and capabilities.

      what is does show is the danger that would be involved in some kind of retarded manned flight where the crew had no control over the spacecraft and were attemping to crash into Mars with airbags rather than the successful Moon method of going into orbit first and using a lander.

    3. Re:Nothing bad in failures IMHO by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      Once we perfect unmanned missions, we can try to go there ourselfes.

      Right. Good thing we sent all these probes to the moon so we could realize it wasn't safe to send men there ...

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    4. Re:Nothing bad in failures IMHO by sznupi · · Score: 1

      I kinda disagree - sure, its landing systems are (were?) low cost...which also means they were simple in comparision to manned mission landing system. And if we can't make such simple systems to work everytime as expected...
      As for "human being much more adaptable landing computer" - if you look at the role human has in current manned landings...we're basically just a living cargo. If you look at any of the failures that happened during reentry, you'll see that there wasn't much that crew could do.

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    5. Re:Nothing bad in failures IMHO by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Of course they're different. But I've meant more something like "we can't even make such simple probes to work almost always as expected, yet, so perhaps it's not quite the time to play with more serious things"

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    6. Re:Nothing bad in failures IMHO by javatips · · Score: 1

      I agree with parent. At the speed of reentry, failure is bound to happen really fast. They is no way a human being could react in time, to a life treathening failure, to do something about it (maybe he'll just had the time to shout ARGGGGG!).

    7. Re:Nothing bad in failures IMHO by paganizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Watch it; Chuck Yeager may hunt you down and give you a attitude adjustment.
      He was landing our first space capable vehicle, by flying skills alone, long before the "dumb chimp in a bullet" mode of spaceflight was developed.

      And do I need to point out that automated landing systems are superior to manned controls ONLY WHERE THERE ARE NO UNKNOWN VARIABLES?

      If it's a weird, strange environment, send a Aerospace force pilot. If it's a Weird, Strange and possibly hostile environment, send in a Navy carrier pilot.

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    8. Re:Nothing bad in failures IMHO by fermion · · Score: 1
      The comparison of the mars landings and the moon landing (really impacts in the early days) are interesting. In both cases, we sent probes out, and they didn't always succeed. They flyby's were pretty successful. The Ranger program, which really just tried to hit the moon with an object, and hoped it survived, were not so successful. The Russians had better luck, and did manage to crash a human object on the moon.

      Landing on planet is harder. For one thing, we are trying to land from the start. We are not, like on the moon, just trying to hit mars with a piece of hardware. We have to navigate the mars climatology to place a spacecraft safely on the planet. This is very hard. And since the spacecraft is unmanned, and mars is so far away, everything has to be set up in advance. There is no chance for last minute corrections. Mission result take longer.

      I think this is one of the problems of focusing only on the successes. We forget how hard innovation really is. We expect everything to be easy, and are unable to deal with the necessary frustration. Take a look at the work to get us on the moon. Just the size of the craft was an issue. And then try to tell us we are not doing well with mars.

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    9. Re:Nothing bad in failures IMHO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the entry onto Mars is a lot different with the thinner atmosphere, etc...

    10. Re:Nothing bad in failures IMHO by Dolphinzilla · · Score: 1

      What about the first moon landing ? Neal Armstrong took control due to a computer malfunction that put the LEM off course - he successfully landed the Eagle in NO Atmosphere - in a craft designed before most of the people posting on Slashdot were born...

    11. Re:Nothing bad in failures IMHO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you suggesting that Britain should've sent Chuck Yeager in to pilot Beagle II to a safe landing?

      Interesting.

    12. Re:Nothing bad in failures IMHO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> I don't believe we will ever use bouncing balls for a manned landing and a human is a much more adaptable landing computer than any automated system we could build (yet).

      Well, if you're thinking about a man landing with bouncing balls, I'd like to be included out of this, thank you very much. (Though, considering the looks, it would be kinda cool to have "bouncing balls" -- I'd have to use a Segway to move around...)

    13. Re:Nothing bad in failures IMHO by paganizer · · Score: 1

      I bet if you gave him enough supplies, a place to sit, and a way to possibly get back, he would jump all over it.
      However, I think the currently missing craft would require a convicted spammer as pilot.

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  8. Aliens got it by plinius · · Score: 2, Funny

    Happy solstice and present-exchange day.

    1. Re:Aliens got it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh man, can't wait to see what we get!

    2. Re:Aliens got it by aliens · · Score: 3, Funny

      They must have sent it by USPS because we never got it.

      Do you have a shipping number we can track? ::-P

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    3. Re:Aliens got it by pianophile · · Score: 1

      ::-P

      LOL! I love it.

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    4. Re:Aliens got it by aliens · · Score: 1

      Hehe, not many people understand the four-eyed alien smileys.

      They usually pass it off as a typo. ::)

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    5. Re:Aliens got it by saskboy · · Score: 1

      Even if it had DC [Delivery Confirmation] that doesn't insure against damage, only a lost package. They better hope they either find it, or if it is damaged they never find it.

      It was the best 50 ESA spent on the mission though.

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  9. Maybe not a failure by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Redundant

    the failure is seen as a major setback

    It could be the greatest discovery of all time instead, actually : the discovery of life on the planet Mars.

    I mean, think about it, if you lived there and were regularly showered by huge retro-rockety or bouncy things from the monkeys on the planet next door, wouldn't you tear the probes apart with rage ?

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    1. Re:Maybe not a failure by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      wouldn't you tear the probes apart with rage

      Probably. I'd probably also let them know what was happening and why; at the very least, I'd make it apparent that their attentions were not wanted.

      Otherwise, there's no guarantee that those pesky, inquisitive monkeys won't just keep on and on sending ever-larger and tougher probes.

    2. Re:Maybe not a failure by placeclicker · · Score: 1
      I mean, think about it, if you lived there and were regularly showered by huge retro-rockety or bouncy things from the monkeys on the planet next door, wouldn't you tear the probes apart with rage ?
      Let's just hope they don't counter attack out of revenge.
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    3. Re:Maybe not a failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is by far one of the funniest commments i've read on slashdot in recent times.

    4. Re:Maybe not a failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean we're already spamming the martians?!?

  10. Don't give up yet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We still have the Jodrell Bank telescope, and in January the US probes to come to rescue, if all else fails.

    But really? What is there that is killing the probes? A previously unknown radiation belt? Some unknown properties of Mars? Global conspiracy to cover up the interesting findings? Ancient Martian defence systems?

    1. Re:Don't give up yet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "What is there that is killing the probes? "

      Probably a combination of budgetary constraints and a poor understanding of the engineer challenges necessary to land a probe on the planet.

    2. Re:Don't give up yet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But some probes have been killed when their rocket explodes in the near-beginning of the mission. The same rockets are used to send stuff up to orbit every now and then, and they don't explode *that* often. You'd think the people would be extra careful when they're dealing with hugely expensive Mars probes.

      Some probes have failed en route. Could it be that the microelectronics are just too poorly shielded?

    3. Re:Don't give up yet! by __aatgod8309 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So it's a combination of: Politicians saying 'This is how much it will cost.' Management saying 'This is how you'll do it.' Engineers saying 'Awwwww, crap...'

    4. Re:Don't give up yet! by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      Except it wasn't funded by any government, it was a private venture. Some musicians and other rich folk donated the money.

  11. Oh, I get it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The EU was using the metric system and the Martians are on the English system. Ft. lbs. != Newton meters.

    *rolls eyes*

    1. Re:Oh, I get it.... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

      The EU was using the metric system and the Martians are on the English system. Ft. lbs. != Newton meters.

      No, the problem is that none of the European countries have the only real accurate measurement reference in the world, which is the Library of Congress.

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    2. Re:Oh, I get it.... by pe1rxq · · Score: 2, Funny

      So how much is a Library of Confgress?

      Jeroen

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    3. Re:Oh, I get it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a Library of Confgress is roughly one LoC with an f for flavor.

    4. Re:Oh, I get it.... by jgkastra · · Score: 1

      $500,000 times 67, oh, about 33.5 million dollars if you play your cards right, plus the cost of meals.

    5. Re:Oh, I get it.... by Bastard+Operator+Fro · · Score: 1

      Simple, It's "One"

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  12. Hmmm... by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

    From the bbc article... Despite more than 30 missions launched to the Red Planet since the 1960s, only three landers have ever reached the Martian surface successfully. Maybe instead of sending loads of cheap probes we should all pool our cash and build a really expensive one...

    1. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got 47 cents!

    2. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      With the current success rate, I wouldn't even try putting all our eggs in one basket. Besides, trying to organize and build a complex lander with a group of different countries is just a train wreck waiting to happen. Hell, we can't organize a simple trip to Iraq, much less a lander traveling to Mars.

    3. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well for the next "simple trip" maybe try getting some of the bigger nations in the world to help rather than Tuvalu, Samoa and the mighty Lithuania.

      Or maybe find out if your particular brand of "simple trip" is wanted by anyone else....

    4. Re:Hmmm... by SEE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The BBC's description is not entirely fair. Many of the missions did not even try to put a lander on the surface, but just do a flyby or go into orbit.

      The proper comparison is either how many of the 30 met mission goals, or how many of the lander attempts were successful. The success rate under either standard is much higher than the BBC quote would indicate.

    5. Re:Hmmm... by chadm1967 · · Score: 0

      Exactly! We (nations around the world) need to work together on this and stop all of the stupid fighting.

  13. Front page news? by Adam_Trask · · Score: 1
    Just wondering, why did this news not make front page on BBC online?

    Unlike many other news organizations (in the UK and around the world), BBC prides itself in unbiased reporting (as opposed to patriotic reporting with one eye closed). Just look at the David Kelly episode.

    1. Re:Front page news? by TomV · · Score: 1

      Just wondering, why did this news not make front page on BBC online?

      Right now, at 14:45 GMT, it's the #3 story at http://news.bbc.co.uk after Musharraf Survives Bomb Blast and Pope Condemns Terrorism.

    2. Re:Front page news? by Richard+Allen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Were you being sarcastic? .. [BBC prides itself in unbiased reporting]

    3. Re:Front page news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it did for a few minutes, until President Musharraf of Pakistan was almost bumped off.

  14. My favorite theory (non-conspiracy) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is more related to SETI and extraterrestrial life, but please read on...

    We are, simply put, the FIRST ONES. We are the FIRST race to achieve intelligence and space travel. We are the race which those after us will call with the name: "The Ancients".

    That's my favorite theory. Until proven otherwise, I wish we'd live up to that theory, by showing a good example for those who come after us.

    1. Re:My favorite theory (non-conspiracy) by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      That is my favorite theory too. I like the ideal of being the First Ones.

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      Supporting World Peace Through Nuclear Pacification

    2. Re:My favorite theory (non-conspiracy) by BJZQ8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Aren't "The Ancients" the race that always allowed technology, self-assurance and hubris to overtake their civilization, leading to their ultimate extinction? Wait...you're right, we're well on our way.

    3. Re:My favorite theory (non-conspiracy) by SiaFhir · · Score: 1
      The "First Ones" were the Atlanteans. Perhaps the continent sank because their technology went out of control and caused a devastating cataclysm.

      With our nuclear technology we're on our way to repeat the Atlanteans' mistakes, but on grander scale, since we've spread our technology throughout the world instead of one continent. We'll cause world-wide devastation that will likely destroy 99% of all life on Earth.

      That's my favorite theory. We're the Second Ones. The Third Ones will be the race that successfully colonizes other planets and achieves faster-than-light travel, thereby colonizing other solar systems.

    4. Re:My favorite theory (non-conspiracy) by jx100 · · Score: 1

      ..and we'll make a bunch of rings that flush sideways, make friends with some freaky people with stuff in their hair, and be able to survive freezing for 3 million years inside a block of ice.

    5. Re:My favorite theory (non-conspiracy) by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's long odds, but even long shots happen to sombody. But if it is us, and I'm one of the last surviving ancients when the young races come, I'm not wearing some dumb old robe and saying metaphysical gibberish to their equivalent of Kirk or Sheridan, no way.

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    6. Re:My favorite theory (non-conspiracy) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come On guys!
      We cant even send a ship to our neighbour planet, we dont know if in Alpha Centauri the dont have Centaur SpaceWays to go on vacation to other planets!!!

    7. Re:My favorite theory (non-conspiracy) by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? You sure are confident of yourself! I always imagined the metaphysical gibberish was there to hide the fact that the robe wearing old wierdo doesn't know shit.

      And if I'll ever be in that situation, I know I'll be talking a lot of gibberish ;-) Hmm, better stock up on those magazine horoscopes, they'll make fine source material!

    8. Re:My favorite theory (non-conspiracy) by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Funny

      I plan to tell them that if they need advice from the ancients just to defeat the shadows/make peace with the klingons/knarfle the garthak/whatever, they should get it from a species that never invented the big-mouth-billy-bass.

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  15. In other news... by n0mad6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...A Martian parent whose christmas shopping was running late manages to get "a great deal" on an expensive Earth-made toy for his/her child...

  16. Ob. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Beagle has landed!

    1. Re:Ob. by LooseChanj · · Score: 1

      >

      FVO "landed"==*SPLAT*

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  17. ... guess why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beagle lost ? Looks like GNOME crashed.

  18. Premature Assessment, Plus Sloppy Journalism by reallocate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Reuters isn't the only one jumping the gun. Yahoo is headlining this story as "lost in space".

    It's premature to call the failure to hear the initial signal as a "major setback". For Reuters to do so without attributed that assessment to anyone is sloopy journalism. Why would anyone care what Reuters thinks?

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    1. Re:Premature Assessment, Plus Sloppy Journalism by juuri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is US journalism at its most fine.

      See the probes are lost because if they work on their secondary or tertiary attempts then they suddenly become "rescued!" or "alive!" and now the little lost probe is a hero! GO PROBE!

      Like it or not our journalism ratchets up the drama at every single opportunity, unfortunately for many they can't see through the fear tactics and live in a state where they believe the world is getting worse and even more dangerous every day. Both of those assumptions are quite wrong.

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    2. Re:Premature Assessment, Plus Sloppy Journalism by Oswald · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm curious: which of these outfits do you think is American? BBC, or Reuters?

    3. Re:Premature Assessment, Plus Sloppy Journalism by endx7 · · Score: 1

      It's premature to call the failure to hear the initial signal as a "major setback".

      People forget it still has to recharge itself. Upon landing it should probably only have enough power to open up and expose its solar panels. Once it has enough power, then it can send us a signal.

    4. Re:Premature Assessment, Plus Sloppy Journalism by reallocate · · Score: 1

      Ummm....Reuters is British.

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    5. Re:Premature Assessment, Plus Sloppy Journalism by XeroDegrees · · Score: 1

      So the BBC thinks that the loss of a signal is a major set back? well the next time I'm watching the news and they got to a correspondant at the the high court whos stupidly staring at the camera or tapping his earpiece 'cos they've lost the signal I'm gonna ask them is this a major setback for the journalism industry??
      The high court is only a few tens of miles away from the BBC news studio Mars is 250 million!!!
      Cut the guys some slack

    6. Re:Premature Assessment, Plus Sloppy Journalism by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Yahoo is headlining this story as "lost in space".

      That is a stupid headline since if it is lost, they don't know where. In all likelyhood it hit the planet one way or another because it was tracked to generally be in the right spot soon after if left the orbiter. Thus, it is probably not "in space", and even if it was, we don't know that yet. Hell, it is probably sipping margeritta's next to the Polar Lander and Bender in some Martian tropical resort.

    7. Re:Premature Assessment, Plus Sloppy Journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The BBC is American, isn't it? Bill's Big Corporation?

    8. Re:Premature Assessment, Plus Sloppy Journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Please explain, what is "sloopy" journalism? Is it similar to "barky" or "brigy" journalism?

      As far as why anyone cares what Reuters thinks, it is because they are a huge newsgathering operation that is generally well respected. Right?

    9. Re:Premature Assessment, Plus Sloppy Journalism by reallocate · · Score: 1

      Yes, Reuters is a "huge newsgathering" organization, but inserting unattributed opinions into a news reports is not professional journalism.

      If I wanted to determine the true impact of the initial failure to receive a signal from Beagle, Reuters, along with every other mainstream news outlet, is one of the last places I'd turn to for a credible response.

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  19. Mars Missions by rufey · · Score: 4, Informative
    From an article on msnbc.

    Major Mars missions, 1964 to 2004:

    1964 U.S. launches Mariner 3, which fails after liftoff.

    1964 U.S. launches Mariner 4. First successful Mars fly-by in July 1965. The craft returns the first pictures of the Martian surface.

    1964 Soviets launch Zond 2. Mars fly-by. Contact lost in May 1965.

    1969 U.S. launches Mariner 6 and 7. The two spacecraft fly by Mars in July and August 1969 and send back images and data.

    1971 Soviets launch Mars 2. Orbiter and lander reach Mars in November 1971. Lander crashes but orbiter sends back images and data.

    1971 U.S. launches Mariner 8, which fails during liftoff.

    1971 U.S. launches Mariner 9. Orbiter reaches Mars in November 1971, provides global mapping of Martian surface and studies atmosphere.

    1973 Soviets launch Mars 5. Orbiter reaches Mars in February 1974 and collects data.

    1975 U.S. launches Viking 1 and Viking 2. The two orbiter/lander sets reach Mars in 1976. Orbiters image Martian surface. Landers send back images and take surface samples.

    1992 U.S. launches Mars Observer. Contact lost with orbiter in August 1993, three days before scheduled insertion into Martian orbit.

    1996 U.S. launches Mars Global Surveyor. Orbiter reaches Mars in September 1997 and maps the planet. Still in operation.

    1996 Soviets launch Mars 96, which fails after launch and falls back into Earth's atmosphere.

    1996 U.S. launches Mars Pathfinder. Lander and rover arrive on Mars in July 1997, in the most-watched space event ever. Lander sends back thousands of images, and Sojourner rover roams the surface, sending back 550 images.

    1998 Japan launches Nozomi. Orbiter suffers glitch in December 1998, forcing circuitous course correction. Mission fails in 2003.

    1998 U.S. launches Mars Climate Orbiter. Spacecraft destroyed while entering Martian orbit in September 1999.

    1999 U.S. launches Mars Polar Lander. Contact lost with lander during descent in December 1999. Two microprobes "hitchhiking" on lander also fail.

    2001 U.S. launches Mars Odyssey. Orbiter reaches Mars in October 2001 to detect water and shallow buried ice and study the environment. It can also act as a communications relay for future Mars landers.

    2003 European Space Agency launches Mars Express. Orbiter and lander to arrive at Mars in December 2003.

    2003 U.S. launches Mars Expedition Rovers. Spirit and Opportunity rovers due to land on Mars in January 2004.

    1. Re:Mars Missions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "1996 Soviets launch Mars 96"

      There wasn't Soviet Union in 1996.

    2. Re:Mars Missions by BigGerman · · Score: 4, Informative
      you missed a pair of Soviet probes in 1988:

      http://www.space.com/sciencefiction/phenomena/fobo s_mystery_000630.html

      The second one disappeared after recording mile-wide oval objects in space ;-)

    3. Re:Mars Missions by SkArcher · · Score: 2, Informative

      Please remember that slashcode won't allow the posting of long text with no whitespace.

      Here is a link to The Strange case of Fobos-2

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    4. Re:Mars Missions by |<amikaze · · Score: 1

      Let's hope that nothing happens to American Spirit and Opportunity. ;)

    5. Re:Mars Missions by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      1996 Soviets launch Mars 96, which fails after launch and falls back into Earth's atmosphere.

      Reminds me of the episode of Gilligan's Island where a Mars probe lands on the island, and JPL thinks its on Mars. That same day the castaways were collectiong feathers to make Lovee's dress and also accidently left the fire on under a brew of glue used to repair the shattered probe lens. The glue pot exploded, taking the feathers with it and landing and sticking on the castaways. JPL thought they were looking at Chicken People! When the captain was trying to strangle Gilligan for forgetting to turn off the glue fire, one of the JPL personell remarked, "Look, the big one is trying to get the little one to lay an egg!" Classic.

    6. Re:Mars Missions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone know what frequency, direction and protocol one must use to be able to use the Mars Odyssey as a communications relay ? Does it support NAT and/or DHCP ?

  20. Was front page news? by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 3, Informative

    It was on the front page of http://news.bbc.co.uk/ but is not now.

    It seems to have been pushed off the front page into the science/nature page by explosions in Pakistan and China. The UK has historic links with India/Pakistan (and a number of UK'ians have family links in Paikistan) so this was perhaps deemed more pressing. I know the Beagle probe means more to you and me, but not everyone is a nerd.

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  21. Waiting for more data... by mhw25 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It is worrying, yes, but it really is not the end of the world.

    There are already 2 functional spacecrafts - Mars Global Surveyor and Odyssey in orbit. And Mars Express, Spirit, and Opportunity will be arriving soon.

    Surely 5 spacecrafts will be able to pick any signal the Beagle may be broadcasting, or otherwise find signs of the wrecks.

    Ironically my pc was playing Joy to the World when I read this... the downside of scheduling this kind of things around this time. WinAmp was promptly shut down.

    1. Re:Waiting for more data... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Surely 5 spacecrafts will be able to pick any signal the Beagle may be broadcasting, or otherwise find signs of the wrecks.
      That's if the euros even sent it to Mars. My take is it'll start burning up in Jupiter's atmosphere sometime next year.
    2. Re:Waiting for more data... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Informative

      By the look of it the Mars Odyssey was supposed to pick up a signal this morning and then re-transmit it back to Earth a few hours later so I guess it's possible it's a problem with the receiving end of things than the transmission.

      I think Beage 2 has a very low powered transmitter so I don't know how hard/easy that would be for an orbiter to pick up on.

      When the Jodrell bank dish comes into line later on this evening seems a much more definate indication of whether the landing has failed or not.

      I hope it has been a success but even if the worst has happened it was still worth a shot and no doubt there have been a lot of valuable lessons during the whole project than would have been learned if we hadn't even attempted it.

    3. Re:Waiting for more data... by RabidStoat · · Score: 1

      Given the current spate of bad luck/bad science they'll probably start colliding with each other. If the martians aren't pissed already they sure will be when the probes start interferring with their satellite TV reception.

  22. There's more dead probes on Mars by LooseChanj · · Score: 1

    Because the vast majority of probes sent anywhere from Earth have gone there. Beagle was on a tight shoestring anyway, so I'm not surprised that one bit the orange dust.

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  23. This is all . . . by SEE · · Score: 3, Funny

    because their country uses metric units!

    * The Soviet Union used metric units, and all of their probes failed except one. So did the '96 Russian mission.

    * The Customary-using U.S.'s Mariner 4, 6, 7, and 9 worked, as did Viking 1 and 2, and Mars Observer; only Mariner 3 of the Mars missions failed.

    * The U.S. Federal Government most far-reaching metrification laws went into effect after Observer was launched, and things have been 50-50 since, reflecting the semi-converted state of the U.S.

    Obviously, there is a direct correlation between societal use of metric units and failure of Mars missions! If we are to explore the Red Planet, we must de-metrify now!

    1. Re:This is all . . . by SEE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interesting? I was trying to be funny. Sure, there's a correlation, but it's a silly one.

    2. Re:This is all . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is the most stupid comment I've ever read ...

    3. Re:This is all . . . by SEE · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if you take it seriously. Can't anybody see the exclamation points? The over-eager phrasing? The fact that it's obvious that the units a country use are absolutely irrelevant? The play on the NASA Mars probe that failed due to a unit mix-up?

      Argh.

    4. Re:This is all . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're onto something. Looking at the US failures of craft to venus, and the russians astounding success with the Venera landers, we can conclude that the use of imperial units are linked to the failure of venus missions!

      Inches are from Mars and Metres are from Venus

    5. Re:This is all . . . by Gil-galad55 · · Score: 1

      Yes, we see it. But it's Christmas morning and this is Slashdot; no one is in his or her respective right mind.

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    6. Re:This is all . . . by SEE · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

    7. Re:This is all . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loss of percision?

      3.54 cmor 1 inch, which would you rather?

    8. Re:This is all . . . by Glytch · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I'd rather half 2.54cm per inch. Just a wacky idea of mine.

  24. They don't know if Beagle 2 landed by securitas · · Score: 3, Funny


    michael, not to nitpick on the slightly altered headline, but the "Beagle 2 Probe Lands" is little inaccurate. They just don't know if it landed - that's why they are hoping to receve the landing confirmation signal.

    From the article:

    The worst case scenario is that Beagle has crashed and is lying in fragments strewn across the Martian surface.

    Well, I suppose that could be considered a landing of sorts. :)

    1. Re:They don't know if Beagle 2 landed by michael · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, it's 100% sure that it landed. Trajectory was known... it hit the planet, absolutely guaranteed.

    2. Re:They don't know if Beagle 2 landed by securitas · · Score: 1

      LOL! :)

    3. Re:They don't know if Beagle 2 landed by bj8rn · · Score: 1

      So did the Columbia...

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    4. Re:They don't know if Beagle 2 landed by elFarto+the+2nd · · Score: 1

      In 1 piece or 2?

      Regards
      elFarto

    5. Re:They don't know if Beagle 2 landed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What sort of asslick mods this kind of stuff up? Or did Michael just give himself a +5 to make sure we all see how clever he is?

    6. Re:They don't know if Beagle 2 landed by snake_dad · · Score: 1
      Any landing that you can walk away from is a good landing!

      Oh wait...

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    7. Re:They don't know if Beagle 2 landed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but the Columbia was a REAL spacecraft.. not a flying aluminum hockey puck that's good for nothing- especially when it's in more than 1 piece. Get a clue. Don't ever compare that little piece of shit to the Columbia again.

    8. Re:They don't know if Beagle 2 landed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it? Why is it both funny and offensive?

    9. Re:They don't know if Beagle 2 landed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nothing special about the post, just commenting on the fact that either fawning sycophants are falling all over themselves to mod up an editor post or Michael is back to his heavy handed ways and moding up his own posts.

      Michael is probably responsible for more $rtbl flags than any other Slashdot employee.

    10. Re:They don't know if Beagle 2 landed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  25. Control Room Webcast by tipiyano · · Score: 3, Informative
    They were webcasting live throughtout the mission. It was very exciting to follow. Lots of good information in those videos.

    And, find out here what options they have to communicate with beagle

  26. Misinformed press... by Manhigh · · Score: 1

    But by 6:15 a.m. (1:15 a.m. EST) the rocket passed out of the potential signal range without hearing anything.

    The orbiters are slightly more advanced than a mere rocket. I wish the press would stop dumbing things down, I would think the majority of their audience graduated grade school.

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  27. MOD DOWN, totally disagree!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The chances of Odyssey recieving Beagle 2's signal were pretty small! The antennae had to have been facing the right direction when Odyssey passed over, it had to have unfolded completely when Odyssey passed over, and it had to be within the landing zone when Odyssey passed over! Beagle 2 could have missed any of these criteria but still be quite fine (I think it's likely that she survived).

    Really, the odds weren't that great of Odyssey picking anything up. Now can't we just wait until Mars and Earth align up just right so we can point our powerful antennae at 'em and see for sure? Hell, Mars Express isn't even gonig to be able to talk to Beagle until Jan. 5th due to orbit adjustments. People need to stop being so ractionary.

    I think Beagle 2 is alive. I'll link this comment if this does become the case on the repost today by /. when it's all over the fucking news!

  28. It's broken but can we exchange without receipt? by nlinecomputers · · Score: 1

    Well my new DVD player is broken too! Guess we'll be both in line at Best Buy tomorrow!

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  29. More Information by rufey · · Score: 4, Informative
    All have fairly up-to-date news and status of attempts to contact Beagle 2 and the Mars Express orbiter.

    Beagle 2's official site.

    Space.com's Mars Rover section.

    European Space Agency's Mars Express website.

  30. Live feeds from esa by CoreDump01 · · Score: 2, Informative

    If anyone here has problems viewing the videos at
    http://esa.capcave.com/esa/marsexpress/
    go download the latest Real codec from here
    http://www1.mplayerhq.hu/MPlayer/releases/codecs /
    and use Xine to play them back.

    Did i mention that RealOne/linux is a POS?

    1. Re:Live feeds from esa by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Did i mention that RealOne/linux is a POS?

      Hey, leave Linux out of it, as it's an innocent bystander on this one. RealOne (or anything made by Real Networks) is crap on any platform.

  31. Viking Lander by freeio · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Long ago and far away, while I was in college full time (Cal Poly Pomona) I payed for it by working full time swing shift at the Perkin Elmer plant in Pomona, California. As an environmental test technician, I got to see designed and built the mass spectrometer which was used in the Viking Landers, which successfully landed on Mars, and which worked when they arrived.

    The thing which stands out about these old birds (this was the mid-1970s, mind you) is that they were very rugged, and very simple electronically, by our standards. Most of the electronics were analog, and the electronic technologies used were huge, robust, massive pieces of silicon - by today's standards. The components were all tested beyond all reason, the modules were tested just as hard, and the final assemblies were tested more so. It cost a fortune - but it did work when it got there.

    Mars is a hard target. We know that now, and it has become apparent that the statistics speak against getting there on the cheap.

    Faster, better, cheaper - which two did you want?

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    1. Re:Viking Lander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Faster, better, cheaper - which two did you want?

      [nitpick-mode on]
      I think it's:
      Fast, small, cheap - pick any two...
      [off]

    2. Re:Viking Lander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BETTER CHEAPER! wait how does that work?

      1. Cheaper
      2. ???
      3. Better

    3. Re:Viking Lander by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

      Oooh another Cal Poly Alum on Slashdot. I just graduated there. It's nice to know that some Cal Poly Alum are doing interesting stuff. Makes me feel better about my job prosepcts these days :-)

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    4. Re:Viking Lander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Faster, better, cheaper - which two did you want?

      With the Beagle 2 team, there wasn't any choice. They were given a shoestring budget and a very limited timescale - it wouldn't have happened if a lot of scientists and companies hadn't given their skills for free or at a loss.

    5. Re:Viking Lander by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > BETTER CHEAPER! wait how does that work?

      Ummm... by taking a long time? Duh. That's why you pick two, the other is the "cost" of the project.

  32. What, the countries of the world working together? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Hehe. Funny stuff.

    Of course we could make a serious effort. First put a string of sattelites around mars so that we actually know what is going on there 24/7 and don't have to have blackouts in the communication. Then send some heavy probes the size of those russian capsules. You know the ones that routinly land safely on solid ground with fragile humans inside? No messing about with little parachutes and bouncing. Make it big make it heavy make it a bloody tank.

    And put a bloody nuclear reactor inside. Small ones are safe and stop you having to rely on the weather on some distant planet to power your solar panels. Why settle for a probe that can only survive weeks if your lucky when you can have a tank roaming the surface for years in any weather.

    But no we waste effort on peanut operations like this. Why? Ego. Oh well nice try. Better luck next time.

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  33. Faster, Cheaper, Better? by toxic666 · · Score: 1

    It's a bit early to write the probe off. We'll see.

    However, as written up on the BBC and previsouly discussed on /., there were some budget and time constraints and funding did not sound as strong as it should have been for a mission this complex.

    Faster, Better, Cheaper -- Pick Two.

    Just because NASA claimed they could do all three in the 1990's (promptly losing a Mars Mission), doesn't mean it's true.

    If Beagle 2 turns out to be a fialure, I think Faster and Cheaper will turn out to be culprits.

  34. People are adaptable, robots aren't by Slashamatic · · Score: 1
    It is hard to make truely autonomous vehicles for landing many months journey away across a very inhosbitable environment. You cannot land an RPV on Mars because the lag is too high.

    Even Apollo 11 had problems landing that were not foreseen (priority inversion causing the lander's computer to be overloaded). It took flying by hand (also to avoid a ground hazard) to get the thing down.

    If people can get past the hazards of interplanetery space (think of soemthing with lots of fairly dense hydrogen to act as a shield), the people would be more adaptable to failures like microswitches falsely triggering or whatever.

  35. Is BBC news down? by mwillems · · Score: 1

    I have been unable to get top BBC news since yesterday - "connection refused". Is anyone else experiencing the same? BBC itself is fine, just the news site.

    Surely not ./'ed! :-)

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    1. Re:Is BBC news down? by Beef+Cake+Charlie · · Score: 1

      The BBC web server was on the Beagle 2.

  36. lost? - not yet by stewart.hector · · Score: 1

    Everyone seems to think that Beagle is lost.

    However, they weren't necessarily expecting a signal today. publically they say they aren't that worried -perhaps it needs more time to unpack itself... because of its low power capacity, it can only do one thing at a time.

    However, it nothing has been recieved tomorrow - boxing day - then hopes start to fade.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/3347055.stm

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  37. Not over yet by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    all these bad jokes about martians etc... yawn Remember, people, the first contact through Odyssey was considered a bit of a long shot... it should have been successful but it wasn't a sure thing. there are 6 more communications attempts programmed into Beagle 2, and Mars Express (the orbiter) was successful. the next communications attempt is in a bit under 7 hours. it's VERY possible that Beagle 2 is just at a funny angle or still charging from the solar panels in order to communicate. Let's not jump straight to 'major failure' etc.

    1. Re:Not over yet by boldra · · Score: 1
      first contact through Odyssey was considered a bit of a long shot
      I was following the development of this mission fairly closely, but this is the first time I've seen anyone say this so clearly. Who estimated the odds on this? Who said it before the failure occurred? Is this just a question of hindsight?

      From what I heard, a failure of communication with Odyssey was #3 or so on the list of likely causes. The Open Uni boys admitted that they had never tested the two systems together, but were the chances really considered so low? If so, why wasn't it mentioned earlier!
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    2. Re:Not over yet by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      well, it was NEVER TESTED! it was assumed odyssey and beagle 2 would be able to communicate because hey, they're both computers, right? RIGHT? wrong. they use diferent protocols. they were preprogrammed to work together but they didn't have time to test in the lab, due to the brief launch window. They've said this for weeks, if not longer. They being mission control.

    3. Re:Not over yet by boldra · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that protocols really enter into it, since the initial contact was supposed to be a five-note tone (composed by Blur) at an agreed frequency (401Mhz). Maybe by protocol you mean "medium wave"?

      My real point was that despite taking an above-average interest in the mission, I saw no downplaying of the contact chances for the 25th until the 25th. This looks to me like a big PR mistake. Or if I was just reading the wrong sites (beagle2.com & www.esa.int/marsexpress), what were the right ones? Where did mission control state the risks of the various mission stages?

      Anyway, now that Jodrell has also failed to pick up a signal from Beagle, it looks much more likely that Beagle's simply not working. Questions of accurately estimating the difficulty of communicating with Odyssey /before/ the event are now purely academic.

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    4. Re:Not over yet by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      well, the tone is just actually the notes being transmitted, not the audio (from what I've read). I believe I read that info on various british news sites (though they've all been playing up the importance of this mission... don't get me wrong, it's a great one, but the fact that odyssey missed was hardly "the tensest moment in all unmanned spaceflight history" ;). Don't ask me which sites, as I didn't save URL's. AAAAAANYWAY, the ONLY tested communications mechanism with beagle is with Mars Express, and though I'm terrible with dates, I believe it'll attempt contact on January 3rd (correct me if I'm wrong... I know Opportunity lands that day... or is it spirit?)

  38. well by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    It prolly got hit by a car.

    damn those martians and their space cars.

  39. Try Affirmative Action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "female engineers" is that an oxymoron or what?

  40. Shipping with sev 1 defects by Kenneth+Stephen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Pardon we while I dissent with the group claiming that this failure (if it indeed it gets confirmed to be a failure) is one that is part and parcel of a complex engineering endeavour. From one of the links in an earlier /. story :

    Winds on Mars are unpredictable but they must be low while Beagle enters. Too much wind and Beagle will probably not survive. Its landing site has already been changed once to avoid a region of high winds.

    The consequence of such a failure? Loss of spacecraft. Workaround? None mentioned. How can one trust the weather on Mars when the weather on earth isnt that predictable either? More stuff :

    When Beagle gets to the surface its power is almost spent and it must immediately open up and expose its solar panels to the sunlight to charge its batteries and run its systems. Too much of a delay and it will die. ... Beagle survives on the energy from its solar panels and has no way to clean them if they get dirty because of, say, a dust storm. And there are dust storms brewing on Mars.

    Consequence of this problem : loss of spacecraft. Workaround : none mentioned.

    I come from the software world, and we call this as shipping with severity 1 defects. That is - there exists a defect in a product that can compromise its mission and there exists no work around for the defect. If you spend x dollars on a widget and a sev 1 defect is triggered, your $x is gone to that mystical money bucket in the sky.

    I'm not assigning blame to any one particular group - they all contributed. Undoubtedly, sev 1 problems could have been addressed had a bigger budget been available. So in that sense, it is a problem that originated in the funding and management channels. On the other hand, the engineers who ship with sev 1 defects also have a responsibility to make sure that the funders understand that the existence of sev 1 defects can lead to a total waste of time and money. It might even have been better to not make the attempt.

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    1. Re:Shipping with sev 1 defects by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It might even have been better to not make the attempt.

      Don't lose sight of the point of this mission - which is to gather data from the sruface of Mars. I understand what you're saying, but if you don't even make the attempt, then you've definitely failed to accomplish your primary goal. At least by trying, even with such serious defects, you stand some chance.

      Also, don't forget the way in which government funding works sometimes, ie use it or lose it. This may have been a one-off chance, use the money now, or don't, and have no guarantee of getting any more in the future.

      I was at university when a rocket exploded shortly after lift off, destroying a European probe a few years ago (this would've been mid-90s). Our department's astro group had designed and created one of the experiments that was on board, and our then head of department was also the head of that group. It happened the day before a department meeting at which he was supposed to give a speech; he was too upset to attend. My point being that the scientists have a hell of a lot invested in this sort of thing; they wouldn't go ahead with something if they didn't think that they had at least a fighting chance of it working.

    2. Re:Shipping with sev 1 defects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can`t address the weather aspect but I can make a general comment about the design of Beagle. There have been at least a couple of lengthy documentaries about the development of Beagle on the Open University in the U.K. . Basically, what you have to remember is that Beagle is _tiny_ and because it is so very small there are significant design constraints - if you`d heard some of the demands made of the team in terms of weight reduction you would have thought Beagle would never have got this far. All the potential problems you have thought of will have been addressed a long time ago by the Beagle team but at the end of the day choices have to be made - that`s life when you are dealing with a probe like this.

    3. Re:Shipping with sev 1 defects by Kenneth+Stephen · · Score: 1

      I think you are missing the point. If you combine all the choices you have to make and in the end you still end up with sev 1 issues, then you should consider the fact that your mission is impossible to achieve and abort in the planning / design stage.

      PS. I should have made the headline read "Shipping with known sev 1 defects". sev 1 defects are not preventable. But its the ones that are known to you when you design / plan that I'm talking about.

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    4. Re:Shipping with sev 1 defects by mlush · · Score: 1
      I think you are missing the point. If you combine all the choices you have to make and in the end you still end up with sev 1 issues, then you should consider the fact that your mission is impossible to achieve and abort in the planning / design stage.

      Beagle 2 (and of Mars Express) could have blown up on the launchpad, thats a sev 1 issue. Are you suggesting that the entire space program should be junked because of this?

    5. Re:Shipping with sev 1 defects by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I think it is like it is with anything - you look at the cost of making the craft more survivable and compare it to the cost of the mission itself.

      The solution may be to make ultra-cheap landers and then launch one of them every week during the window, and do this once or twice a year until one makes it through. You could even target different places on the surface for each one so that if one does land the additional ones in trail go to other interesting places.

      On the other hand, if the cost of fuel, parts, etc, is prohibitive, then maybe it is worth spending an extra couple of million dollars making a probe that can enter orbit and then land on command when the weather looks good, and which can clean its own solar panels, and which has an extra-large battery.

      It reminds me of the Ariene 5 debacle - where a software bug led to the loss of a $5 billion payload. Now, spending more money on testing does get expensive, but I doubt that it would have cost $5 billion to get it right the first time.

      This sounds like typical American IT project management - keep backing off the support budget until a major disaster occurs, and then start increasing it until major disasters only happen every few years. Never mind that the cost of each single disaster is many times greater than the total cost of the support effort for the prior decade...

    6. Re:Shipping with sev 1 defects by Kenneth+Stephen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If blowing up on launch was a problem that was known to you, then yes. Blowing up because of unforseen conditions isnt what I'm talking about. For example, the Columbia disaster - the breaking up of the foam which lead to the tragedy was not something that was forseeable - atleast to the degree that would make it a factor in planning. If on the other hand, your design constraints force you to say design something that can die in bad weather and if you have no control over whether it will encounter bad weather then yes, you are "shipping with a known sev 1".

      Note that adverse weather conditions exist on earth for launch of spacecraft, but we can control that by picking and chosing the launch dates. There is no way to control the landing weather conditions for the Beagle 2. Atleast if they had designed the spacecraft to the able to pick and chose good weather conditions at the landing site as a moment for landing, that would have been an acceptable solution. This wasnt the case.

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    7. Re:Shipping with sev 1 defects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are missing the point. If you combine all the choices you have to make and in the end you still end up with sev 1 issues, then you should consider the fact that your mission is impossible to achieve and abort in the planning / design stage.

      If there were serious issues i.e. relative to what you might expect from this type of mission, then there would have been no Beagle. As I remember it Beagle development was closely monitored (with the possibility of stopping the project) by ESA.

      At the moment, without any other evidence, I`m left to choose between your hypothesis and the likelyhood of the experts at ESA/Beagle being incompetent - I have to side with ESA/Beagle for the time being at least.

    8. Re:Shipping with sev 1 defects by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      But where's the line?

      The possibility of dust storms is a known. Predicting the duststorms is an unknown.

      Automobile traffic is known to be dangerous. That I may die on my way to work could be considered a "severity 1 defect" of my commute. There's no known workaround to having a car slam into me!

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  41. Beagle, eh? by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh where, oh where, has my little dog gone... oh where, oh where can he be...?

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  42. Beagle 2 damaged by dust storm? by MtViewGuy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Folks,

    I think what may have happened to Beagle 2 was that it may have been damaged by the dust storms that are occurring on the planet right now.

    Does anyone remember the Mars 3 probe the Soviets launched in the early 1970's? It had the unfortunate experience of trying to put a lander on Mars in a completely automated manner right in the middle of one of the worst planet-wide dust storms to hit the planet and the probe never functioned properly after landing. We were very fortunate that the two Viking landers and Mars Pathfinder landed on Mars during periods of benign weather on the planet.

    Because these dust storms can last for three to five months, I do have major concerns that the two upcoming NASA landers may suffer the same fate as Beagle 2--trying to land in a major dust storm. =(

    (By the way, one of reasons why the two Viking landers succeeded was that they stay attached to the Viking orbiter until after orbit insertion. That allowed NASA engineers to carefully look at landing sites with the orbiter cameras to find a safe landing spot. If Mars Express had been designed this way they probably would have not allowed Beagle 2 to land until the dust storms on the planet subsided.)

    1. Re:Beagle 2 damaged by dust storm? by deglr6328 · · Score: 2, Informative

      This has been said before in some above posts but obviously needs to be said again, BEAGLE WAS NOT IN ANY DANGER FROM THE DUST STORM ON MARS. The dust storm which started on ~ December 14th. has been winding down (look at the Mars Global Surveyor's Thermal Emission Spectrometer images to see current atmospheric dust levels) in the past week and was nowhere near the beagle 2 landing site for most of its duration anyway. Anyway, the USSR's Mars 3 Lander probe is thought to have probably never even transmitted anything from the surface at all. It's suspected that they just wanted to be the first to claim 'first mars surface transmission' and made up the story that the probe actually transmitted a picture which just happened to be nearly completely black(how convienient). I hope Beagle 2 is still alive and on the surface but if it did die it was almost certainly a failure of one of the many(non-redundant to save mass)entry descent and landing system devices, and not a dust storm which is at fault.

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  43. Re:What, the countries of the world working togeth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    and put 120mm cannon on it while you are at it. Just in case.

  44. Here's my Christmas Negativity by thelizman · · Score: 1

    Maybe now all you fools who were so gleefully chanting that Europe was leading the space race (with a single probe, forgetting Phobos, and forgetting the half-dozen US probes that have actually hit the dirt and sent radio signals back) will have a little perspective now. The space race isn't about whose nation gets there first, or who is in the lead, because it's all about humanity. And guess what - failure is not an option, but it is an eventuality.

    1. Re:Here's my Christmas Negativity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, I remember that flame-bait article put up by Michael a week ago. More anti-US bs...put up by Michael, of course.

    2. Re:Here's my Christmas Negativity by BTWR · · Score: 1

      amen, man.

      I was also so sick of the standard "Maybe you stupid americans will remember the difference between metric and English units now!" joke, er... "joke."

  45. CAUSE OF PROBE BLACKOUT DISCOVERED! by GeekyGuru · · Score: 1

    NASA Engineers apparently forgot to insert batteries into a 3rd party radio transmitter even thought the radio had a "batteries not included" sticker... oh well....

    1. Re:CAUSE OF PROBE BLACKOUT DISCOVERED! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      And what NASA engineers would those be?

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    2. Re:CAUSE OF PROBE BLACKOUT DISCOVERED! by GeekyGuru · · Score: 1

      just an attempt at humor... haven't you unwrapped a present on Christmas which required batteries?

  46. Battery Required to Unfold Solar Array? by *SpOoNdRiFt* · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm assuming the Beagle2 made it to the surface but was unlucky in where it landed. If the Beagle had landed at an akward angle, unable to open it's solar array- wouldn't the Martian wind eventually move it around? It only weighs 160 pounds or so, and the avg winds on Mars is about 20mph but gets up to 60 often and in the 100's during storms. I'm sure a fail-safe was included in the plan in the event the Lander couldn't open-RIGHT?? Are the batteries required to open the panels.. or do they spring? If they spring open the mission can be started then! On another note ... I bet NASA is considering changing the landing position of one of the US rovers to rendezvous with the Beagle2. That would be awesome! Don't give up!

    1. Re:Battery Required to Unfold Solar Array? by rarose · · Score: 2, Informative

      Speed? Check.
      Density? Nope.

      Yes the wind speed on Mars can be huge... but the air is so vapid that it really can't impart much energy to anything.

      If you've seen the designs of the Mars drone airplanes, you'll notice they share a lot of design features in common with the U2 spyplane... because both fly in atmospheres where the air is so sparse that the planes need huge wing areas and huge airspeeds just to get a modicum of lift.

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    2. Re:Battery Required to Unfold Solar Array? by brian728s · · Score: 0, Funny

      I bet NASA is considering changing the landing position of one of the US rovers to rendezvous with the Beagle2. That would be awesome! Don't give up!

      Some people shouldn't be allowed to watch crappy mars movies from 2000....

  47. Correction... by Caduceus1 · · Score: 1

    The body of the article says "Beagle 2 Mars lander has failed to broadcast its landing confirmation signal", but it should more correctly read that the "Beagle 2 Mars lander landing confirmation signal has not been received". They have no way to know at this point if it was broadcast or not - they simply did not pick it up when expected using a piece of equipment they aren't certain would pick it up anyways.

    Jodrell Bank (I believe Britain's largest radio telescope) should be able to pick it up if it is out there when it gets pointed at it (2200GMT).

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    1. Re:Correction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction: if it gets pointed at it (2200GMT)

      otherwise your spot on!

  48. Martians for one ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fail to welcome their Earthly overlords.

  49. Colin Pillinger ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I must have watched the documentaries about the development of Beagle many times over - the Open University kept repeating them late night/early morning on BBC 2. Although the Beagle team may be claiming that things could work out O.K. Colin Pillinger sounded rather depressed and downbeat. He certainly never looked this upset during the problems with funding and development.

  50. Reason for failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Martians were playing more realistic version of 'Space Invaders'.

  51. I wonder... by The+Infamous+Grimace · · Score: 1

    What would Jared do?

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  52. Yeah: MS Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From: Fresh bid to find Beagle on Mars

    A computer glitch after landing has affected the timing for switching on the transmitter.

    That's what you get when you use what Micro$oft calls software!

    1. Re:Yeah: MS Windows by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      The spacecraft is running an OS on top of Linux and the command center is a single Linux workstation. Care to do a little research next time?

      http://uk.news.yahoo.com/031212/175/egxcu.html

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  53. Failed? by P145M4 · · Score: 0

    I think the mission didn't fail.
    It might not be 100% successfull, but the ESA did a great job on it's first attempt to explore mars. Remember that this was a low-cost mission.

    1. Re:Failed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certainly! $60 million dollars of taxpayer money spent with absolutely nothing to show for it (no science data gathered) certainly isn't a failure to any rationally minded person!! Especially considering that the money could have been spent here on earth helping by food and clothing for the less fortunate!

  54. metric conversion? by realkiwi · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Maybe they had problems converting from metric to inches?

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  55. Especially when you consider... by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The failure of most of the recent Mars landers is espcially strange when you consider that two of the three successful landings, Viking 1 and Viking 2, were built with 1960s technology. (Yes, they landed in 1976, but the latest kit takes years to become space-qualified.)

    You'd think that spacecraft designed with 1990s tech would be more reliable than the Vikings.

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    1. Re:Especially when you consider... by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Funny
      Well, there you go!

      If the missions in the seventies were made using 1960's technology, then it's a fair bet to suggest that a mission in 2003 might be based on 1980's technology (just.)

      Now, look at Britain in the 1980s: The Sinclair QL. Rover. Jaguar. Lucas.

      Is anyone surprised? ;-)

      (Disclaimer - this is not a troll, I'm British, it's a funny. This is just typical British cynicism. So if you're American and thinking of modding this down because you think I'm being mean to Brits, honestly, I'm not.)

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    2. Re:Especially when you consider... by I+Be+Hatin' · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      o if you're American and thinking of modding this down because you think I'm being mean to Brits, honestly, I'm not.

      Why would we give a crap if you're being mean to Brits? If you were dissing the US, I can see a "-1 Troll", and if you were dissing the French or the Canadians a "+1 Funny", but the UK? No one here cares much about them...

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    3. Re:Especially when you consider... by adrianbaugh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why would you think that recent technology is any more reliable than older stuff? Faster, sure, but I wouldn't have said more reliable. Remember old '30s cars that you still see driving around sometimes? There's very little on them that can't be fixed with gaffer tape and a hammer, and they go for ever. Compare that with recent cars, which fall to bits after a few years. Or: compare old, low-capacity hard-drives with today's monsters. I have a 30MB SCSI-1 hard drive that lay in a drawer for 10 years and worked perfectly the first time I tried it, and in fact held my log partition for a while: these days you're lucky to get a hard-drive warranty that lasts more than a year. Faster, smaller ICs? More prone to cosmic rays. Etcetera.

      Not that I'm slating the scientists, frankly I'm gutted for them - I worked with one of them on some Jupiter research.

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    4. Re:Especially when you consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah this would explain why the US has no friends.

    5. Re:Especially when you consider... by John+Hansen · · Score: 1
      You'd think that spacecraft designed with 1990s tech would be more reliable than the Vikings.
      That's because it's all made in China.
    6. Re:Especially when you consider... by Beef+Cake+Charlie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Because they get modded down on Slashdot. Brilliant!

    7. Re:Especially when you consider... by gaijin99 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why would you think that recent technology is any more reliable than older stuff? Faster, sure, but I wouldn't have said more reliable. Remember old '30s cars that you still see driving around sometimes? There's very little on them that can't be fixed with gaffer tape and a hammer, and they go for ever.
      Um, no. They don't "go forever". You have to have a goodly supply of duct tape and hammers becuase those old monstrosities break down every five or six hundred miles. Neverminding safety improvements, efficiencey (ie: miles per gallon), etc. Give me a modern car made out of aluminum and fiberglass any time, thanks.
      Or: compare old, low-capacity hard-drives with today's monsters. I have a 30MB SCSI-1 hard drive that lay in a drawer for 10 years and worked perfectly the first time I tried it, and in fact held my log partition for a while: these days you're lucky to get a hard-drive warranty that lasts more than a year.
      Here you do have a point, but I'll argue its simply because back then a hard drive was so expensive to make that they made them to last ("What do you mean this $1,000 HD died after a year?!?"). Today's hard drives are definately built cheaper, partially because they're cheap enough that people don't mind replacing them, and partially because we've been conned into believing that hard drives are disposable. OTOH, you can buy higher quality hard drives for a higher price, and they too will last longer.

      Same goes for printers, I've got an ancient HP laser printer, it weighs about 150 pounds. It is slow, and (back when it was new) cost in the $2000 range. Still works great. No mystery though, its the same concept: if you pay $2000 you expect it to *last*, you pay $150 (what I paid for my newest laser printer) you really can't reasonably expect it to last so long.

      Faster, smaller ICs? More prone to cosmic rays. Etcetera.
      Here I'll disagree, I have no doubt that people building space probes will take the money to buy the more expensive (and more reliable) parts.

      As for the success of the 1970's era probes I'll argue two things, firstly the various agencies had bigger budgets (when inflation if factored in), which meant they could build better probes. Secondly, I'll say that luck plays a big part in this, Mars is a long damn way off, all sorts of stuff can happen on the trip.

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    8. Re:Especially when you consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's hard to send a machine that far away with so complex a task, without humans going along. Imagine what would have happened on the USA's moon landing, if there were no way for Neil Armstrong to have taken over the controls of the lander when the computer got overloaded. It's time to send humans along, but I know that is expensive and takes a long time. Robots just can't do it every time.

    9. Re:Especially when you consider... by t0qer · · Score: 1

      Why would you think that recent technology is any more reliable than older stuff?

      It's very simple why older stuff is more durable.

      When you increase failure tolerances, you increase the chance of a failure. A hard drive with 10 sectors is 10 times more likely to have something go wrong with it than a hard drive with 1 sector (Of course nobody makes a HD that useless, just using it to illustrate my point)

      This not only applies to hard drives, but it applies to silicon as well. More transistors on a chip means more places for it to go wrong.

      I think there's some murpheys law that says just that. The more complex a machine, the more that can go wrong with it.

    10. Re:Especially when you consider... by DuncMan · · Score: 1

      Ah... The Sinclair QL. Another example of us creating something rather powerful yet cheap with ingenuity. That's a great complement to England/ Britain/ The United Kingdom!

      If memory serves, the Sinclair QL gave us aan affordable, powerful, 16 bit (might have been 32 bit within the CPU itself) Motorola home and business computer long before Atari or Commodore did.

      Or perhaps I'm misleading myself due to my admiration of Sir Clive Sinclair? The man is a genius, we could learn a lot from him. The C5 was his downfall, but even that was merely a good idea ahead of it's time.

      Mod me offtopic..!

    11. Re:Especially when you consider... by Avionics+Guy · · Score: 1
      Now, look at Britain in the 1980s: The Sinclair QL. Rover. Jaguar. Lucas. Is anyone surprised? ;-) (Disclaimer - this is not a troll, I'm British, it's a funny.

      Having spent much of my childhood working on my Dad's various E-type Jaguars. Yes, it is very funny. In fact, I had just flashed back to working on Lucas electrical bits when I wrote this e-mail to the guys heading to Open University to negotiate interfaces on Beagle 2 .

      Subject: MAOS to Beagle Interface. Date: Friday, June 16, 2000 7:28 PM Mike and Frank, Assuming that we'll have the mass/power/volume for some local intelligence on the MAOS instrument, I'd propose using the following electrical interface to the spacecraft: 1) +5 volt power. 2) -5 volt power. 3) Power return for #1 and possibly #2 (they may want separate returns for each). 4) Raw (dirty) battery power for heaters and fuses. 5) Power return for #4. 6) Serial clock input line (5V TTL-level, synchronous, free-running, frequency TBD). 7) Serial data output line (5V TTL-level, synchronous). 8) Serial data input line (5V TTL-level, synchronous). 9) Hard reset input line (5V TTL-level). 10) 'Not Ready' output line (5V TTL-level). 11) Case (spacecraft chassis) ground. This might be a "freebie" connection at the connector shell. To save mass/power/volume, I propose using a simple synchronous TTL-level serial port for communications. Hopefully they'll provide any isolation (e.g., opto-isolators) that's required. We simply don't have any room for specialized transceivers (RS232, RS422, 1553 ) on our end. The hard reset line simply provides a way to restart us without removing power. The 'not ready' line indicates that we're not ready to accept a new command. Depending on how much local intelligence we have, we may or may not need this output. If we only have a simple state machine controlling the experiments, this output could be a very valuable. A microcontroller, on the other hand, would be able to queue up commands independently of whatever else is happening at that moment. I'm also suggesting a fairly conservative grounding scheme. As anyone who's ever worked on a vintage British automobile will attest, the Brits don't much worry about proper grounding and may want to combine some of these grounds. If you can negotiate it, it would be nice to have one more TTL-level input. I can't think of a specific reason for it now, but it might come in handy down the road. Dave and Martin, please speak up if you can think of anything I've forgotten.

    12. Re:Especially when you consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> (Disclaimer - this is not a troll, I'm British, it's a funny. This is just typical British cynicism. So if you're American and thinking of modding this down because you think I'm being mean to Brits, honestly, I'm not.)

      Uh, ok, then you're not a troll, I get it... you're gay.

      Cheers!

    13. Re:Especially when you consider... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      I had a Sinclair QL. I loved it. But while it was affordable and underrated, it was also true that until something like the 6th or 7th revision (the JM ROM, IIRC) the entire OS was so bug ridden as to be practically unusuable, and the Microdrives were terrible - I typically lost one in ten files from those things.

      If Sir Clive hadn't wanted to cut every corner and had, say, spent a little longer on the quality control, and given it a proper disk drive, even one of Sugar's 3" models, it would have been perfect. It ended up being the precise opposite sadly.

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    14. Re:Especially when you consider... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I think there's some murpheys law that says just that. The more complex a machine, the more that can go wrong with it.

      Yeah, the old rule about complexity and redundancy. A twin engine plane will statistically have twice as many engine problems as a single engine plane, but the redundancy makes any single failure less dangerous. I suspect with space probe budgets being (ahem) less generous than they used to be, the amount of redundancy isn't what it used to be.

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    15. Re:Especially when you consider... by grunherz · · Score: 1

      Or Scotty's Law (Star Trek III)

      "The more you over-think the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain."

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    16. Re:Especially when you consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is rather disappointing to name the mission a European mission (remember the Ferrari red paint in it and the emphasis that the various parts, i.e. rocket, launcher, space control, kosmodrome et.c. were pan-European) when it had prospects of succeeding, and then suddently it became a "British spacecraft" which mulfunctioned as mentioned in Reuters.

      By the way, I'm not British, and in a typically Greek manner, I've seen the various reports in a second level of reading (the one inbetween the lines) and found it rather unjust for our friends the Brits to solely get the blame for the failure (yet to be proven). After so many "number 2" things (see flicks) It just consolidates that number two is always worse!

      p.s. regarding Lucas, over here we call this brand the "Queen of Darkness". I have a classic mini cooper with lucas electrics, I pushed many times as a result! (lol)!

      p.s. II For some reason the guy reminds me of the stunt of Gonzo the Great in the Muppet show where he was catching the canon ball. "The lovely assistant, crazy hairy".

  56. HELLO! Euro Beagle depends on US relay ... by fygment · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... and nothing has been heard? Honestly, who in their right minds would have key communication for their project lie with the agency (NASA) that stands to be most embarassed by any Beagle success? You can bet China will not entrust anything important to NASA.

    The one hope is that Jodrell picks up something ... assuming they don't get jammed.

    Love a good conspiracy.

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  57. Re: Theroy by frostman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Amazingly enough, Google gives me 11,800 pages for Theroy .

    But "the Roy" gets me 66,100, and the first is a great artist with a really lousy web site.

    "Art Bell" returns only 56,600.

    Could take a while to read them all, theroetically.

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  58. Exactly what I expected... by Metasquares · · Score: 1

    We're talking about this probe. What did you expect?

  59. I hate to spoil your romantic ideas about ... by bitsformoney · · Score: 2, Insightful
    little green men, but have you ever thought that these things could just fail because the project teams on the grounds are just full of jerks?

    I have worked in some fields of science and the tech industry, too, it's like Dilbert in many ways, and I don't see why jerks like that shouldn't build our space probes, too.

    Just think of the Ariane 5 maiden flight failure that cost a billion bucks or so and how you'd have to be a complete jerk to fuck up the thing the way they did, I'll dig out the story if someone is interested.

    It's maybe a general trend these days with big project, may it be a space probe or a big software project in the private sector.

    Tech projects on this magniture simply require a lot of vision and character to place the bigger goal before your primal instincts, i.e. not to turn it into a game of who has the bigger dick each day, and most people just aren't up to it.

    I just read the article about the ITER fusion reactor and thought how'd that be a cool job working there saving the world etc., but then I imagined some stuck-up moron as a boss telling me to install an SQL database in mauve and thought hell no.

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    1. Re:I hate to spoil your romantic ideas about ... by mwillems · · Score: 1

      Please do dig up the Ariane story - thanks.

      You are right, people are people and they are extremely fallible. But even so, they have, as teams, been able to do some pretty amazing things.

      Project management, science, documented technology, (amphasis on documented!): all these are the tools that fallible no-good lazy dumb people use to get people to the moon, keep flying big airplanes reliably, and design operating systems. You are right, in other words, but the cool part of technology and project planning is when you realise this and work around it. Creating proper people (who are not lazy ***holes) is probably impossible, so working with it and making the best of the resources you have is what it's about.

      I think Christianity tries to do the same: realise we're all miserable sinners but still find redeeming value in there. And I'm an atheist :)

      Mike.

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    2. Re:I hate to spoil your romantic ideas about ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's kind of both. Since the project teams are jerks, they're really looking for little green women. This upsets the little green men, so they destroy the probes.

  60. Speed & Thermals by rarose · · Score: 4, Informative

    Two things:
    1) The delta-V to get to Venus is much less than to go to Mars. Results is less acceleration load on the probes, also Venus has a much denser atmosphere so that aerodynamic drag devices (drogue chutes, main chutes) are much more effective in controlling touchdown velocity.

    2) The thermal cycle of daily heating/cooling is less extreme on Venus than on Mars. Yes, you do have pressure to worry about on Venus... but the thermal cycle is what beats the hell out of electrical connections.

    (Note that two of the three successful Mars landers used retrorockets (Viking I & Viking II)... so Beagle was really treadding a very recently blazed trail by using Pathfinder's airbag landing.)

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    1. Re:Speed & Thermals by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      You forgot about the sulfuric acid rain on Venus.

      And the fact that you don't get much sunlight under the coulds.

      Mars should be a LOT easier to keep a probe on. In theory Venus is easier to land on, but you'll never see a proble last more than a few hours there.

    2. Re:Speed & Thermals by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      1) The delta-V to get to Venus is much less than to go to Mars. Results is less acceleration load on the probes

      The acceleration to get into earth orbit is the same wherever you're going, and that's the massive 8 or more g's you see astronauts training for in centrifuges. Then you can boost at low accleration, for as long as your fuel allows, to get the required delta v. Or do a gravitational boost, which creates no acceleration stress, if orbits and time allow. 2) The thermal cycle of daily heating/cooling is less extreme on Venus than on Mars. Yes, you do have pressure to worry about on Venus... but the thermal cycle is what beats the hell out of electrical connections.

      The atmosphere of Venus is very high pressure, hot and acidic and most probes survived only minutes on the surface -- certainly the early ones did, and I don't think the later ones did much better. The Mars probes that survived landing lasted as long as their power did, four months for Pathfinder, through the steep diurnal temperature cycles.

    3. Re:Speed & Thermals by cperciva · · Score: 1

      Mars is a lot easier to keep a probe on. The problems thus far have been in getting a probe *to* Mars in one piece, not in keeping it operational once it's there.

    4. Re:Speed & Thermals by mlyle · · Score: 1

      I Think You Don't Know What You're Talking About (tm).

      Shuttle peak acceleration during launch is 3G. Both Soyuz and Apollo are typically under 6G.

      There is so much more wrong with your post that I prefer not to comment any further. Please claim a clue before acting authoritatively on these topics again.

    5. Re:Speed & Thermals by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      The delta-V to get to Venus is much less than to go to Mars. Results is less acceleration load on the probes

      Shuttle peak acceleration during launch...

      Fine. My figure for launch g were wrong; the exact number wasn't the point, (though planetary probes aren't launched by shuttles) only that it's the same wherever you're going. My point on your "delta v" argument remains.

      There is so much more wrong with your post that I prefer not to comment any further

      Because it's not wrong? Feel free to demolish it in detail. I'd especially like to hear about how much nicer for electronics Venus is than Mars.

    6. Re:Speed & Thermals by mlyle · · Score: 1

      My point on your "delta v" argument remains.

      Not my argument. Look at the post history.

      Hopefully you do realize that the total amount of delta V necessary to execute a transfer ellipse maneuver decreases with the time over which the maneuver is executed.

      Also, gravitational transfer maneuvers can create high perceived accelerations on a spacecraft.

      Higher total delta V's generally also indicate a higher degree of precision required in executing burns. Hopefully you understand/can reason out why.

      But all of this is mostly irrelevent. The hard bit of Mars is entry. Sure, Venus's atmosphere makes probes tend not to last long. But Mar's thin atmosphere requires exotic systems for a lander beyond simple drag parachutes in all realistic entry scenarios.

    7. Re:Speed & Thermals by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 4, Informative


      2) The thermal cycle of daily heating/cooling is less extreme


      I doubt that :-) Venus has a very LOOOoooooonnng day. About 243 days :-) That means 121 days "night" and 122 days "sunshine".

      On teh sunny sie Venus has about 400 degrees centigrade ground temperature ... Mars has on the sunny side about - 20 degrees centigrade, sometimes higher.

      With Venus having a night temperature of ... hu hom, I estimate .. 100 degrees centigrade, we have a emperature difference on Venus of 300 degrees. Whereas on Mars the temperature difference is less than 110 degrees.

      Google a bit or take this two links as reference :-)
      http://stardate.org/resources/ssguide/venus.h tml
      and http://www-k12.atmos.washington.edu/k12/resources/ mars_data-information/temperature_overview.html

      Regards,
      angel'o'sphere

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    8. Re:Speed & Thermals by bani · · Score: 1

      what are you going to boost against? the moon? its feeble gravity hardly makse such a maneuver worth the effort.

      boost vs inner planets like venus? you've lengthened the trip and made the mission much more complex by an order of magnitude or more.

      plus -- venus is *much* closer to earth. the delta-v required to reach venus is *much* lower than that to reach mars. a much simpler, easier, shorter trip. a lighter, simpler spacecraft. less fuel required, fewer things to go wrong.

      plus, most of the failed missions have been landers. orbiting a planet is simple in comparison. landing on ANY body is HARD.

    9. Re:Speed & Thermals by dasunt · · Score: 1

      2) The thermal cycle of daily heating/cooling is less extreme

      I doubt that :-) Venus has a very LOOOoooooonnng day. About 243 days :-) That means 121 days "night" and 122 days "sunshine".{

      With Venus having a night temperature of ... hu hom, I estimate .. 100 degrees centigrade, we have a emperature difference on Venus of 300 degrees. Whereas on Mars the temperature difference is less than 110 degrees.

      Remember that Venus has a thick atmosphere that holds heat. Googling, I find that Probing beneath the clouds, researchers are also studying surface emissions at other microwave frequencies. The results indicate that the surface temperature stays the same, night and day.

      Sure, perhaps at the top of Venus's cloud layer, there's a different between day and night temperatures. At the bottom of the thick atmosphere, there is probably little, if any temperature change.

      OTOH, its hot enough to melt lead. Venus is hell.

    10. Re:Speed & Thermals by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2, Funny
      On tehhe sunny side Venus has about 400 degrees centigrade ground temperature ... Mars has on the sunny side about - 20 degrees centigrade, sometimes higher.

      Yeah... and if you start having electronics problems on Venus, you can just grab a cup of solder from that river, over there, and use it to make repairs.....

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    11. Re:Speed & Thermals by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Not my argument. Look at the post history.

      So you're the kind of troll that likes to jump into a thread and make personal attacks and patronising remarks just to stir things up.

    12. Re:Speed & Thermals by mlyle · · Score: 1

      Nah, I'm just the kind of person who doesn't like people making authoritative statements about stuff they know nothing about.

      Because then those authoritative statements will get repeated again, and again, yielding the ignorant masses.

    13. Re:Speed & Thermals by 1u3hr · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Nah, I'm just the kind of person who doesn't like people making authoritative statements about stuff they know nothing about.

      If actually did want to educate people, you wouldn't gratuitously insult them. Even if you happen to be correct, no one listens to a self-righteous asshole.

    14. Re:Speed & Thermals by mlyle · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      no one listens to a self-righteous asshole.

      You obviously do. :)

      And look at how now you've changed from defending your point to calling me a troll-- when it's obvious that you didn't know what you were talking about. This is the best evidence of someone with a weak argument.

    15. Re:Speed & Thermals by 1u3hr · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      And look at how now you've changed from defending your point to calling me a troll-- when it's obvious that you didn't know what you were talking about. This is the best evidence of someone with a weak argument.

      No. The "best evidence" is evidence relating to the subject, not how I react to your personal slights. Please feel free to have the last word, I won't respond to you further.

  61. Now our only hope is Beagle for Workgroups... (NT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (NT)

  62. Re:HELLO! Euro Beagle depends on US relay ... by lxs · · Score: 1

    The Odyssey spacecraft is not their only relay. Early januari the European Mars Express orbiter comes online, which can be used as a backup relay (if Beagle2 has survived the landing). The best source of current information I have seen is the webcast of the press conference from this morning, which can be found on the official beagle2 site (I'm not providing a direct link to the streams, because slashdotting their server wouldn't be very nice at this moment, they have enough to worry about)

  63. I for one Martian by ariels · · Score: 1

    ... would have WELCOMED our new Earthling masters.

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  64. Beagle Sends Strange Message to Earth by NoNine · · Score: 0

    There's more than one way to skin a cat...errr...dog. Message

  65. MARS God of war by TREETOP · · Score: 1

    Dateline January 16 2004: "Mars is inhabited", announced The European Space Agency today. The agency was commenting on publication of photos that were released last week of suspicious shadows on the planetary surface. These shadows, as some believe, are apparently moving too quickly to be generated by the Sun. The seven digital images were taken with the Beagle's only telephoto high resolution camera, one of six specially designed cameras aboard the lander. No word is forthcoming about any of the other data being transmitted back though. The British scientific team has relaeased little information, citing national security issues under pressure from several of the nations involved....

  66. drum roll please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess there will be no "The beagle has landed"

  67. WRONG! Editors WAKE UP! by webzombie · · Score: 1

    Listen... the editors have to stay on top of these stories.

    If you listened to the Beagle2 webcast you would know that first contact expectations for this morning were very low and the team leader stated repeatedly that this was expected so...

    Once again /. editors have allowed a BOGUS story to make it to the frontpage... pretty sad boys (:-

    Oh wait it looks like another SCO story is breaking on the frontpage... Gotta go!

    1. Re:WRONG! Editors WAKE UP! by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Tell it to the BBC & Reuters.

      Slashdot just picked up the existing story (without checking, as is the slashdot way).

  68. Dust storms: no problem by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 4, Informative

    IAAAE (I am an Aerospace Engineer.)

    Martian dust storms are not the big deal many people imagine they are. We're used to hurricanes, able to generate winds so strong that people are literally blown off their feet. And a few months ago we heard soldiers describe sandstorms in Iraq, where grains of sand are whipped against your skin so hard that it stings like hell.

    On Mars however, the atmosphere is so thin that storm effects are quite different. The dust raised by these storms consists of tiny talcum-powder-sized particles. These thin winds would never have the "oomph" to pick up a grain of sand.

    And a "raging" 150 mph wind on Mars would not be able to knock a person on his or her butt. It would only carry as much force as a relatively gentle 18 mph Earth wind.

    The only possible ill-effect from a dust storm, is that a thin layer of dust might coat the lander's solar panel and reduce its efficiency by a few percent. (Not enough to prevent the lander from phoning home, though.)

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    1. Re:Dust storms: no problem by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of this picture. It's from the Viking-1 lander and shows the effects of duststorms.

      I had always imagined the storms to be like thick fog on Earth, but it seems you can still see clearly to the horizon. I does affect light levels a bit but likely not enought to prevent a lander from getting some charge.

      (The image has had it's contrast enhanced)

    2. Re:Dust storms: no problem by KoshClassic · · Score: 1
      "The only possible ill-effect from a dust storm, is that a thin layer of dust might coat the lander's solar panel and reduce its efficiency by a few percent"

      I've always wondered, why don't NASA or the other probe builders equip the probes with some mechanism (ala a windshield wiper) for clearing off buildup from solar panels if dust is such an issue?

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    3. Re:Dust storms: no problem by Avionics+Guy · · Score: 1
      As pointed out above, Martian dust is very, very nasty stuff. Through triboelectric charging, tremendous voltage deltas can be generated on a lander as dust is blown around and through it.

      The dust is also thought to be as reactive as one-hundred percent hydrogen peroxide. If life forms are/were present, this is the likely reason we haven't seen any evidence because we haven't looked below the surface.

    4. Re:Dust storms: no problem by bani · · Score: 1

      unless of course, life arose with a biochemistry in which such reactive materials was essential.

    5. Re:Dust storms: no problem by Merlins51 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Your comment about the thin atmosphere carrying little force is accurate however you're not really thinking properly about what the real effect on the lander would be.
      A landing probe would be sitting underneath a parachute tens of metres in diameter for approximately 2 to 3 minutes while drifting downwards. Although the force of this theoretical 150mph wind is low, thereby giving a low acceleration, given enough time the force acting on this huge surface area WILL accelerate the craft to 150 mph. That would be seriously bad news as an impact with the ground at that speed would destroy any lander, no matter what type of airbags it was using.

      P.S. I am also an Aerospace engineer and work for the company that was responsible for the aerodynamics, heat shield sizing and trajectory of Beagle2. So I bloody well hope it's OK. I blame the airbags personally. :-)

    6. Re:Dust storms: no problem by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > why don't NASA or the other probe builders equip the probes with [a windshield/panel wiper]

      Probably because the equipment needing to be installed to perform such a task would add weight to a device already crammed full with features. Not to mention tho added weight... Also it's more stuff to break off & put holes in the insulation. :)

      Heck, the power needed to run the wiper could conceivably be more than the power lost due to the dust and transporting the extra weight to Mars.

      > Understanding is a three edged sword...

      I don't understand! My blades must be dull...

  69. Have you seen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This spacecraft Answers to the name of Beagle 2. Reward.

  70. They knew about the storm? by dus · · Score: 1

    If you know about the storm, then I suppose the Beagle 2 team knew about it too. Then why didn't they postpone the descent? Did it just have to land on Xmas? Or did the bad weather start after separation, a few days ago...

    I couldn't find anything about current weather conditions, or something like a narrow 'landing window' (which might be a reason to press on) on the beagle2 site. Just that they followed some predetermined schedule. Not such a good idea, maybe?

    1. Re:They knew about the storm? by C32 · · Score: 2, Informative

      As far as I can tell, everything was preprogrammed and designed specifically for the insertion which occurred, therefore they couldn't have done anything regardless of what weather conditions are right now.

    2. Re:They knew about the storm? by Keeper · · Score: 1

      If you know about the storm, then I suppose the Beagle 2 team knew about it too. Then why didn't they postpone the descent? Did it just have to land on Xmas? Or did the bad weather start after separation, a few days ago...

      There are two modules in play:
      1) an orbiter
      2) a lander

      The insertion process for the lander had to happen before the orbiter reached the planet and entered orbit. Which means they couldn't choose when to insert the lander, beyond changing what date they launched it from Earth...

    3. Re:They knew about the storm? by Merlins51 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The truth is that putting a lander into orbit first and then, once the 'coast is clear' sending it down to the surface is of course the optimum way of doing things but it's also the most expensive. Mars Express did not have enough fuel onboard to complete its orbit insertion with the additional mass of Beagle attached. Had Beagle not been ejected either through choice or through malfunction of the Spin up and eject mechanism, Mars Express would have impacted with Mars and that would have been it.

  71. Umm by glrotate · · Score: 1

    I suppose you think they've got technicians on Mars to fix the piece of junk.

    It doesn't work. It can't be fixed. It's a failure.

  72. Videogames are to blame... by Niten · · Score: 1

    Well I think I know what the real cause of this failure is. If you take a look at the photo accompanying the BBC story, you can clearly see that instead of doing their jobs, all this time the mission support staff has been pre-occupied by a two-way game of Tetris!

    Sheesh. How can we expect these people to properly land a delicate scientific instrument on Mars, if they can't even pretend to be working when a cameraman walks by?

  73. Re:It's broken but can we exchange without receipt by loosewing · · Score: 0

    According to the official site:

    "The next chance to try again with Odyssey will be Boxing Day evening. "

    Obviously they expect someone or something to bring it back amist all the shopping folly and no one will bother check that its broken, and get a full refund. ;)

  74. Mars Express is still alive by Cochonou · · Score: 3, Informative

    Even if a confirmation of the failure of Beagle 2 would be a huge disappointment, we have to keep in mind that Mars Express has successfully swooped into Mars' orbit.
    And even if the most spectacular experiments were to be conducted by Beagle 2, Mars Express carries numerous instruments :
    A sub-surface sounding radar which could be used to find ice under the surface,
    a high resolution stereo camera to analyse further the topology of Mars,
    visible, infrared and ultraviolet spectrometers to analyse the composition of the surface and the atmosphere,
    and an "Energetic Neutral Atoms Analyser" to quantify the interactions between solar winds and martian atmosphere.

    Rejoice ! We and scientists will still get our christmas present !

  75. Here's the link ... by bitsformoney · · Score: 3, Informative
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  76. BBC is somewhat misleading by wass · · Score: 4, Insightful
    BBC printed : "Despite more than 30 missions launched to the Red Planet since the 1960s, only three landers have ever reached the Martian surface successfully."

    This is kind of misleading. Of the 30 total missions to Mars, only nine were attempted landers. THis gives a lander failulre rate of 1/3 instead of 1/10, which BBC implies. The other 21 craft were orbiters and the like.

    On a further note, I felt BBC did indulge in nationalistic bias as of yesterday, which people in Slashdot previously praised them of not doing with this story. Firstly, there's the misleading lander success rate above. They also compared to the successful US missions, calling them costly and implying wasteful. Although now that they cannot get a signal from the craft they took this bit out of the story.

    This is misleading because the two Viking landers were built decades ago using even older technology. The more recent Mars Pathfinder event was, however, on a cheaper budget, part of a Nasa Discovery Mission, which built/tested the craft for 150 million. This approach included researching the parachute/airbag landing, which the Beagle 2 was able to imitate. ALso, comparing the cost of building a rover (Pathfinder) vs. a robot arm (Beagle) isnt' fair as a rover is much more complex.

    On a different note, all hope is not lost yet. There are still banks of receiver antennas in case the Beagle's antenna is pointing the wrong way such that NASA's Mars Odyssey craft couldn't pick it up.

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  77. Re:Umm - wrong by mattr · · Score: 1

    Well I've often read stories about the heroism of NASA engineers (and probably other countries have their own share but not as good PR) in which they save space probes via radioed commands. Only problem is it is having trouble on the surface of a planet and at least to the nonexperts it sounds like that means it was cracked up. But you know the power is probably still running, it is very possibly somewhere between a total disaster and a working probe. Time will tell.. and maybe later probes.

  78. Sounds like more shopping opportunities on eBay by GreggBert · · Score: 3, Funny

    How long before we see another one of these landers for sale , dirt cheap, on eBay (Buyer must arrange their own shipping) ?

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    1. Re:Sounds like more shopping opportunities on eBay by paranode · · Score: 1

      gREAT SELLER, lightning fast shiping,lander exatcly as discribed!!1! THANKS A+=++++!!1!!

  79. Waiting for a signal... by GreggBert · · Score: 1

    For the sake of space exploration budgets everywhere, I certainly hope we hear the equivalent of "tranquility base, the Beagle has landed" very soon. A lot of peripheral good science comes out of these space programs (medical advances, improved energy effeciencies, etc).

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  80. Did You Read Anythig? This Isn't About BBC! by reallocate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The BBC isn't calling this a "major setback", so you've obviously been engaging in that favorite Slashdot activity: Posting While Being Ignorant.

    Look, the point is that the Reuters report used, without attribution, the phrase "major failure". In other words, it is Reuters itself calling this a "major setback". Reuters lacks the credentials to make that judgement. That's why it's sloppy journalism. If someone with credentials said it and Reuters omitted the attribution, that's one kind of sloppy journalism. If the Reuters reporter conjured the phrase out of thin air, that's another kind of sloppy journalism.

    Journalism is full of talking heads and reporters who insist on telling us what they think. If I want to learn what someone thinks, I'll read the editorial page or look for a columnist, but I want unsourced opinions kept out of the news.

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    -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
  81. Blur? by devnulljapan · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this explain it? Nasa's Mars Odyssey orbiter...failed to detect the expected message - a nine-note tune composed by the pop group Blur.
    The Martians just don't like BritPop!

    1. Re:Blur? by bj8rn · · Score: 1

      Nay, the moment they heard the tune, they love Blur so much that right now, they are in their underground home, dancing (or shoegazing?) to the tune of "Beagle 2".

      --
      Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
  82. Perhaps the martian spamassassin ... by Doc+Assman · · Score: 1
    ...marks the Beagle-2 as Spam from the Earth !
    SPAM: -- Start SpamAssassin results --
    SPAM: This probe is probably spam. The original
    SPAM: device has been altered so you can recognise
    SPAM: or block similar unwanted hardware in future.
    SPAM: See http://spamassassin.org/tag/ for more details.
    SPAM:
    SPAM: Content analysis details: (18.8 hits, 7.5 required)
    SPAM: Found X-PARACHUTE
    SPAM: Found X-ROCKET
    SPAM: Found ALL_CAPS (1.1 points)
    SPAM: ...
    SPAM:
    SPAM: -- End of SpamAssassin results -
    Sure, this post will be flagged as Offtopic ;) Kind Regards
  83. Re:HELLO! Euro Beagle depends on US relay ... by fygment · · Score: 1

    Point is, it wasn't their only relay but it was their first.

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    "Consensus" in science is _always_ a political construct.
  84. Re:What, the countries of the world working togeth by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    I don't think the martians would be too keen on us firing huge steel nuclear devices at them, it could mean War !

  85. It doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if the probe is successful.
    The point of the endeavor is to spend 100 million. The money has been spent. Next. NASA likes to spend much more, but those with the cash are getting increasingly impatient so the price of an unsuccessful mission has declined. Now we spend on several missions what we used to on one. The money still gets to where the scientists would like the money spent. If not on satellites or telescopes then probes. Huntsville, Jacksonville, Houston etc must be fed at the trough of the taxpayers.

    The last two unsuccessful NASA missions cost over a BILLION dollars. That's a lot of money to merely blow up on approach, (how much for universal health care in America?) yet most of the /. crowd would love to spend more so that we could successfully land another rover on that godforsaken planet.
    Here's the facts- for those scientifically challenged scientists: THERE IS NOTHING THERE BUT ROCK!
    I repeat: THERE IS NOTHING THERE BUT ROCK! The exploration of near space has repeatedly shown us- to the tune of hundreds of billions of dollars that there is NOTHING THERE. Smart huh? Like a Fox.

    So bury your head in the sand with your reruns of Star Trek and dream on, cus you've just witnessed the space machine getting fed again.

    Anon post cus most of /. are as deluded as the general population when it comes to space travel.

    With that being said, if you've paid attention, the spacecraft still has several opportunities to phone home for the next couple of days, so all's not lost. And if it does pop up for air and begin to spit out data, I'll bet the farm that once again it'll prove that THERE IS NOTHING THERE BUT ROCK. NEXT!

  86. Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They shouldn't have been so tight with their money and opted for the multiple battery model. Or maybe they should have got Michael Jordan as an advisor, who better to know how to deal with things that bounce?

    1. Re:Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL that lil biotch must've hit hard! Please leave the space missions to the PROFESSIONALS! THE USA! Stick to your Blood Pudding. *ALL YOUR PLANETS ARE BELONG TO US* (U.S.)

  87. The Brits enjoy failing? by rduke15 · · Score: 1

    Funny how the Reuters UK article considers this a British failure (the title is "Major Setback for Britain's Mars Probe Mission"), when in fact it is a European Space Agency mission (with American involvement too, i think).

    1. Re:The Brits enjoy failing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if (as it may still prove to be) a complete success would it bejudged as a British success? I doubt it. And IF it does find life will mankind for the next millenium be taught at School that it was the Brits that proved its existance?

    2. Re:The Brits enjoy failing? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      To most of us British people Europe is just those 'foreigners who smell of garlic' (I'm a bit different... no problem with Europe, it's those damned yanks I can't stand :)

      Don't even *think* of suggesting that Britain is part of Europe. That's a hanging offence around here... :)

    3. Re:The Brits enjoy failing? by rduke15 · · Score: 1

      And IF it does find life will mankind for the next millenium be taught at School that it was the Brits that proved its existance?

      I don't know for the British but I can guarantee you that the French will teach in school that the first whatever was a Frenchman. In their haste, they might even claim the first Martian was Frenchman.

    4. Re:The Brits enjoy failing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if it's in a million pieces strewn about the Martian landscape should anyone be asking these hypothetical questions? And if the U.S. finds life on Mars you can thank us for advancing mankind to the next level AGAIN. *All your planets are belong to US* (U.S)

    5. Re:The Brits enjoy failing? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      The Mars Express is a European venture but I think that Beagle 2 is largely a British Enterprise, OK it's partially funded by ESA and it's hitching a ride on Mars Express but I'm sure it's flying the Union Jack !

  88. reinventing a bad wheel? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Looking at an animation of the landing sequence, it strikes me that there are too many steps in the process. The failure of a single step would likely doom the thing. Things have to pop off at the right time, the parachute has to come out at the right time, it has to inflate 3 different airbags at the right time, and after landing and bouncing around, the 3 airbags have to all separate from the craft properly.

    It seems Mars landings might be more smooth, predictable, and time-tested if a standard landing platform was created instead of reinventing a new one for each mission, as has been done. One might have to divide instruments into two or more separate landers to keep the per-probe size consistent, but at least it would increase the odds of a successful landing it seems to me. With something this complicated, you need to introduce more consistency so that a fixed technique can be perfected over time. Imagine what would happen if each Apollo lander was almost entirely redesigned for each moon mission.

    1. Re:reinventing a bad wheel? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      One odd thing about that animation is that when the wrapped probe hits the planet's surface, its bounce velocity if far higher than its landing velocity, based on the shadow. Unless there is a spring or poppage or something on the outside of the balloon, this violates the laws of physics. It is probably just an illustrative animation rather than something based on real physics.

  89. Spacecraft Land Better With a Pilot by reallocate · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just shows how diffifult it is to land something on another planet when there's no crew aboard.

    Come to think of it, odds are the Apollo 11 lander would have crashed if pilots had not been onboard. If memory serves, the designated landing spot wasn't appropriate, so Armstrong flew the thing manually to another spot.

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    1. Re:Spacecraft Land Better With a Pilot by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Just shows how diffifult it is to land something on another planet when there's no crew aboard. Come to think of it, odds are the Apollo 11 lander would have crashed if pilots had not been onboard. If memory serves, the designated landing spot wasn't appropriate, so Armstrong flew the thing manually to another spot.

      But the flip side is that you don't feel as bad if there is a crash. Also, unmmanned missions cost roughly 1/10th to 1/30th that of a manned one. The success rate for NASA has been about 50% for unmmanned Mars missions, meaning we can get at least 5 unmanned probes for the same cost.

      BTW, another problem plaguing Apollo 11's landing was that feul calculations were off because they assumed an "even" moon, when in fact tidal forces have made the moon lopsided, making the landing spot further away than calculated. Apollo 11 almost ran out of feul looking for that alternative spot.

      Also, if they did land in the original spot, failure was not a sure thing. Armstrong saw that it had boulders, but landing among boulders is not guarenteed failure, just a big risk. Apollo 11's general area was pretty darned smooth for the most part IIRC. It was mostly just coincidence they headed toward boulders at first.

    2. Re:Spacecraft Land Better With a Pilot by reallocate · · Score: 1

      All true, but sending a glorified toy instead of people isn't very satisfying, either. We put a few Surveyor machines on the moon, too, but no one celebrates them. There's a reason.

      Robotic missions have their role in support of eventual crewed missions or to explore places people cannot, yet, reach. But, because science is not the primary reason for human space travel, robotic science missions cannot be the end game.

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      -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
    3. Re:Spacecraft Land Better With a Pilot by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, the main purpose of putting humans into space is to colonize it. It is still cheaper to explore with remote robots, at least in the earlier stages, which is where we are right now. Sending humans just for glory purposes is too expensive and risky.

  90. Obviously The Viking Landings Were Hoaxes by Baldrson · · Score: 1, Funny
    The failure to have an operational presence on the Moon, given the numerous Apollo landings over 30 years ago -- at the same time the United States converted to political correctness -- all without a single loss of vehicle, has an obvious explanation:

    The Apollo landings were all hoaxes.

    Similarly we can explain the fact that supposedly 2 out of 2 Mars landers were successful almost 30 years ago while current Mars landers (which cost about the same in real dollars) are likely to fail:

    The Viking landings were hoaxes.

    I mean to believe otherwise would cast into doubt that the sociopolitical changes of the last 30 years were a true advance.

    This is probably a sign that Leif Erikson didn't actually discover the New World. The supposed chronology is that in 1000AD Leif Erikson discovered the New World (aka "Vinnland") at the same time Iceland converetd to Christianity.

    That Roman Catholic authorities would have suppressed knowledge of such a discovery for hundreds of years is no more plausible than that little Viking boats navigated harsh arctic waters to the New World hundreds of years before Christopher Columbus, with his enormous merchant ships, succeeded in crossing the Atlantic and setting foot there.

    I mean to believe otherwise would cast into doubt that the sociopolitical changes of the first half of the last millenium were a true advance.

    1. Re:Obviously The Viking Landings Were Hoaxes by *SpOoNdRiFt* · · Score: 2, Informative

      Many lives were sacrificed to get the United States to the moon. Your claim is not justified and very offensive. The Apollo program was/is an engineering marvel that should be embraced by all mankind. Here are some rebuttals to your feeble claim of a moon hoax.

    2. Re:Obviously The Viking Landings Were Hoaxes by anubi · · Score: 1
      I do take it you meant to be funny suggesting the efforts resulting in successful moon landings were falsified. With the way things were going, it looked as if space travel were to become commonplace within the next decade. The first landings were apt to become a tourist destination. What were we going to say to the international community when they went to the moon also, and failed to find our stuff? Like, who's gonna mess with it? Talk about major international embarassment. I know we in the US have done some stupid things, but hoaxing something like this would have left US with an egg on its face it would never ever be able to clean off.

      I will ruminate here, as an older guy who has been following the space program since the 60's, the main paradigm shift I have noticed is that in the early days, we were determined to do it, no matter what the cost. Jokes abounded over the cost of anything related to the military. And a lot of it was true. That stuff was tested six ways from Sunday, and its properties thoroughly understood. We knew everything there was to be known about that six thousand dollar toilet seat... including if it would outgass anything toxic when subjected to 300 degrees fahrenheit in a vacuum.

      These days, we seem to be quite happy dealing with things we don't thoroughly understand. In the old days, we knew exactly byte for byte what was in our machines, gate for gate, and exactly how they worked. These days, we are expected to use stuff we don't understand. And we get laughed at for using the old stuff because its old.

      Latest example: I attended a seminar for a late-night TV show stock picking software. It sold for about $3,000 a pop. During the presentation, I wanted to know how the metrics designating buying and selling pressure were derived. The answer I got was something down the line that "Do you know how your car works? I don't!!! I just drive! Others fix the car. I use it. I get stuff Done! ". Right. Ignorance is a virtue?

      I see more and more people's acceptance of things they don't understand, and they fail to pay attention to detail. What's the difference in how much money you spent to build a rocket if you failed to notice that the material you use to build your seals with becomes brittle if chilled?

      My own take is often people have no idea of how critical *everything* is. Not just the big stuff. Its the old "for the want of a nail, the shoe was lost..." thing all over again. In today's super cost-conscious environment, you can't worry about whether the shoe is properly nailed when you have much more visible things to worry about - like the positioning of the sponsor's logo on the horse.

      Only thing I can say is things are gonna get more and more interesting as the US economy tanks. From all I can tell, it has to, just as a battery constantly discharging more than it charges will eventually end up discharged. Right now, our government is trying to prop up the money supply with massive tax cuts and public debt, if we are not careful, its like the family who mortgaged their home to spend one last raucous night on the town. In a way its scary, but in a way its exciting, for I see the day coming when people with the skills to actually do something will be valued by society more than the people who have the skills to permit somebody to do something.

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      "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]

    3. Re:Obviously The Viking Landings Were Hoaxes by Baldrson · · Score: 1
      I see the day coming when people with the skills to actually do something will be valued by society more than the people who have the skills to permit somebody to do something.

      I have my issues with what you have said but there is so much more on which we agree I'll just comment on the above wording:

      I think it would be correct to say "skills to grab control of things that have been done" because that implies "the skills to permit somebody to do something" and it also, more importantly, implies "the skills to prevent somebody from doing something." As stated in a prior /. post about why the mega-rich aren't underwriting things like the X-Prize:

      Well, space development has the potential to eventually create a universe where money just doesn't matter all that much.
    4. Re:Obviously The Viking Landings Were Hoaxes by anubi · · Score: 1
      Thanks... your wording
      I think it would be correct to say "skills to grab control of things that have been done" because that implies "the skills to permit somebody to do something" and it also, more importantly, implies "the skills to prevent somebody from doing something."
      is quite an improvement on mine.

      I like your ending statement about creating a universe where money just doesn't matter all that much. That was the whole idea of what interested me in engineering so much. If we do this right, we can arrange things so our life support needs are all met by channeling the forces of nature, leaving us free to explore whatever it is we want to explore. With all the forces of nature at our disposal, I feel it riduculous we work as hard as we do. Especially when a helluva lot of it is meaningless busy-work.

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      "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]

  91. Re:HELLO! Euro Beagle depends on US relay ... by olafva · · Score: 1

    January is far too late as Beagle's batteries last only a day or so.
    If nothing's heard by boxing day, it's all over except for
    (non-beagle) data from the Mars express orbiter.
    The remarkable success of the NASA Vikings in '76
    looks better and better as time goes by.

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    What's past is NOT ALWAYS prologue for the future!
  92. To : Mars by PSaltyDS · · Score: 1

    From: Earth
    Subj: Mars Probes

    Dear Sir, Madam, or Whatever;

    If you little green men don't stop shooting down our probes, we are going to have to kick your butts! Don't make us come down there ourselves. We'll plant JDAMs right between your pointy little antennae!

    V/r,

    Tony Blair

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    Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. - Geek's corollary to Clarke's law
  93. Get the PowerPoints ready by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now is the time to shmear some mayo incarnated as Power Point. It never fails....

  94. Contents of story is wrong by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well,

    likely BBC exagerate or the story poster did.
    Beagle has entered the atmossphere ... about the touch down we do not know so far. The reason is: the first craft able to pick up Beagel hail signal "by chance" was Mars Odyssey. Mars Odyssey did not pick up a signal.

    Thats what we know.

    So. The plan is that Mars Express, the mothership of Beagel, will make contact to Beagle TODAY -- not 20 hours before!! -- around 22:40 GMT. After 22:40 GMT we will know if Beagle touched down successfully.

    For more information look at: www.esa.int, and follow the link to the web stream http://esa.capcave.com/esa/marsexpress/

    However, making contact to Beagle is not the primary goal right now. Mars express is supposed to perform two important manouvers first: Appogee reduction(currently we are in a 10 day orbit), to get the orbit more circular instead of a high ellipse, and second: an orbit inclination change manouver to get the currently equatorial orbit inot a polar orbit.

    Its well possible(I dont know the orbit data) that after the orbit is polar it will take several days until Mars Express is in an orbit position to pick up Beagels signals.

    After the craft is in polar orbit, it will do about 9 further manouvers to reduce its 100,000 km orbit into a 11,000 km orbit. Then .. finally .. it is in survey orbit for Mars and in a regular contact with Beagle.

    angel'o'sphere

    --
    Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
    1. Re:Contents of story is wrong by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the clarification.

      Given the fact that the Mars Express orbiter is not exactly in an optimum orbit to regularly pick up Beagle 2 signals, we'll probably have to wait some time before the orbiter can try to regularly access the lander.

      I think NASA will try to contact Beagle 2 using the Mars Global Surveyor and Mars Odyssey 2001 orbiters over the next two weeks or so, since with the right orbital mechanics they might be able to send and receive a signal to get Beagle 2 running. Also, given the power output of the Beagle 2 signal transmitter, finding it even with radio telescopes on Earth is still a very iffy proposition.

  95. Re:What, the countries of the world working togeth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Russian Capsules used parachutes. I seem to recall story of one of the craft's parachutes not deploying.

    Splat.

    I /think/ the capsule wasn't in too many pieces, but the crew didn't survive.

  96. Bitch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We don't need any friends.
    MOTHER FUCKER!

  97. Re:HELLO! Euro Beagle depends on US relay ... by Rand+Race · · Score: 1

    Somebody just forgot the damned adapter.

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    Insanity is the last line of defence for the master diplomat. But you have to lay the groundwork early.
  98. You know why the Britts drink warm beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because all of their refrigerators are made by Lucas.
    (and if you ever owned a Triumph or an MG you know what I'm talking about)

    I looked at the website, aren't these guys from robot wars?

    http://www.beagle2.com/weblog/index.htm

  99. uh oh by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1
    Operator: We do not get signal !
    Captain: ...
    Yeah, the story sucks unless we get signal...

    We'll know more tomorrow, right? This joke will be more or less funny then.
    --
    [o]_O
  100. Mars and WMD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heaven help us if the Martians get their grasping appendages on an Eludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!

  101. Ready? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... PULL! ROFL :p

  102. /. - What a load of crock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't mention Mars Express probe at all. This is the main mission. It is succesfully in orbit now.

    The Beagle 2 hasn't failed yet. It was just the first possible communications attempt.

    Your article is worse crap than what most news sites post. I'd expect better from people here who supposedly should have a clue.

  103. Thinking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't do it Captain! I Dooont Have the Powwwer!

  104. Re:Did You Read Anythig? This Isn't About BBC! by XeroDegrees · · Score: 1

    sumimasen tomodachi, I did'nt read the reuters article. I was reading offline so I read the BBC article,closed the tab, then read slashdot and in a moment of self suredness I posted my comment, but my opinion still stands that TV news should'nt carp on about others technical failures.

  105. Obligatory Dr. Strangelove Quote by kantai · · Score: 1

    It seems as if Buck Turgidson knows why the Beagle failed.

    "look, these guys talk big, but frankly, we think they're short of know-how. You can't just take a bunch of ignorant peasants and expect them to understand a machine like one of our boys, and I don't mean that as an insult"

  106. ROFL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROFL!

  107. See? by AnimeFreak · · Score: 1

    This is why you buy tons of batteries for Christmas; otherwise your new toys will not work!

  108. is there any streaming video of ESA/beagle? by hectorkatz · · Score: 1

    Just wondering

  109. Maybe it's not so easy! by cgadd · · Score: 1

    Remember this from last week?

    "Seems that NASA has actually lost the edge in robotic space exploration"

  110. Reliant Spotted in Orbit by Michael.Forman · · Score: 1


    KHAN:
    Goodbye, Admiral. Oh, and don't
    count on the Beagle. She can't
    move. My next act will be to blow
    her out of the heavens.

    KIRK:
    KHAN!

    Michael.

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    Linux : Mac :: VW : Mercedes
  111. Latest news is grim. by dryguy · · Score: 1
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  112. Here's the photo of the alleged spacecraft by Von+Rex · · Score: 2, Informative

    My contribution to this episode of the Tin Foil Hat Theater:

    The article mentioned above, about strange theories behind the disappearance of the Russian Phobos 2 probe, mentions a "highly secret" photo that was the last image taken by this probe. The article speculates it's a shot of the spacecraft that destroyed the probe. I found the picture they're talking about.

    If this is a spacecraft it would be about 20 km long, like a Culture GSV in the Iain Banks novels. More likely it's just a streak in an image created by a failing instrument.

    It's funny though, there's a whole lot of web pages out there speculating that Phobos is an alien base or spacecraft. It seems to be a nexus for a whole lot of UFO speculation.

    1. Re:Here's the photo of the alleged spacecraft by Penguinshit · · Score: 1


      I personally have fragged a ton of people using my Shock Rifle while on the Phobos Station.

      Dropping the Redeemer down into the middle into a group of victims really ups your score...

  113. Gov't Monopolies Thart Addordable Space Travel by reallocate · · Score: 1

    I agree aout the purpose of space travel. However, the reason it is expensive to put humans in space is that it is a government monopoly.

    Imagine what would have happened to aviation if the government has prevented the Wrights from flying, continued funding Langley, and blocked all non-gov't aviation efforts. That's rather analogous to the approach governments -- all governments, not just the U.S. -- have taken toward space flight.

    Put another way, where's the last place to look if you want something done in a cost-effective way?

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    -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
  114. Lost : one small beagle by TREETOP · · Score: 1

    Last seen in orbit. huge reward. call xx-xxx-xxx-xxxx

  115. If you cannot beat them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about we sending up all those PCs to be recycled and just dumping them on Mars?

    If anyone says "Ha, you blew it again, lamerz!", we respond "We did it on purpose, dude, freak off!".

  116. May be we could write a bestseller! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Beagle Has Landed! Or not!

  117. Another multi-hundred million dollar space wreck by Vexar · · Score: 1
    What are the odds now? 2 out of 3 fail? Forgive me for being pessimistic, but it's just dumb hardware up there, no AI or intelligent life at the helm. If we didn't hear from it in two tries, we won't hear from it on the 4th of January, and it's just really expensive junk now.

    I'll refrain from bringing up the spirit of aerospace engineering in the 50's to the 60's and the spirit now, but gosh, they USED to get the job done. God willing, Scaled Composites will turn Boeing and Luckup on their heads, knock over a few anthills, and cheapen the cost to orbit.

    They should have named it after a Golden Retriever; that's a much more reliable dog (Darwin homage aside).

  118. Re:FP by blixel · · Score: 1

    I'll second that: what a load of disgusting commercial vomit it's turned into. It was once a family get-together occasion, and a religious occasion for those into religion, now it's the time of the year where people in debt feel obliged to go deeper in dept in order to buy enough food to feel adequately sick, children to cram their bedrooms with even more toys than the rest of the year, and stores to go plum crazy with ads and commercial trick to try to increase their sales.

    And I'll second that. Christmas was pretty awesome when I was a kid. My entire family would get together at the house I lived in growing up. Myself, my mom and dad, and all my brothers and sisters and their kids (my nieces and nephews.) (Yes - I was an uncle at a very young age due to the large age gap between me and my older siblings.)

    But we would get together every Christmas Eve (not sure why it was Christmas Eve and not Christmas day - but back then I never cared). We would spend the entire day playing board/table games, eating a big Christmas lunch/dinner, playing more games, and then opening presents in the evening.

    The games are some of my fondest memories. My brother and brother in laws and myself would have these 3 and 4 hour Risk marathons. And when I got a little older we would have 6 or 8 hour Axis and Allies marathons. It was great.

    But people inevitably grow up and things totally change. Family issues. So this year I spent Christmas in the house by myself catching up on "Tivo" (Brighthouse DVR) shows. Christmas dinner was two slices of wheat bread and prepackaged thin chicken slices. (Forgot to prepare for the fact that every fast food and take out restaurant place is closed on Christmas day.)

    So like I said in the original post, I hate Christmas.

  119. Anything worth doing...... by koa · · Score: 1

    I half expected this sort of thing to happen, my insight into this feeling is thus:

    Anything worth doing, is worth doing right!

    If I were on the management team for a project such as this, if the odds of success were not at least 50% or higher for success, why bother? Instead of wasting the time/money/HOPE of many people, have patience; i.e. take more time to design in redundancy, test better, etc..

    You don't have to agree with me, but it just seems silly to me.

    --
    ....move along....nothing to see here....
  120. Boxing Day evening? by Dan+East · · Score: 1

    When the heck is Boxing day, as mentioned on beagle2.com?

    It's very annoying when a date is referred to by the holiday that happens to fall on it, even when it's a holiday I'm familiar with.

    Dan East

    --
    Better known as 318230.
    1. Re:Boxing Day evening? by Aussie · · Score: 1

      When the heck is Boxing day, as mentioned on beagle2.com?

      The day after Christmas day. The term originated in Britain but is used in other countries.

      Boxing Day

  121. Arianne, now this by EmCeeHawking · · Score: 1

    Is it any wonder that Europe has consistently failed in its futile attempts to best the US ?

    They really ought to simply give in to their built-in instinct to surrender and get back to sipping wine, eating cheese, andcomplaining about how unfair market economies are.

  122. One theory... by Mathness · · Score: 1

    Let's see, it traveled a huge distance through space. Lands on Mars around Christmas, and find no presents. It must be pissed off and sulking under a rock.

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    Carbon based humanoid in training.
  123. Signal detected, not received ! by pARAG0n · · Score: 0

    Maybe you'll find this interesting : http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2003-12/26/conte nt_1249246.htm

    "Experts at the agency detected the signal from the Beagle 2 with a radio telescope but failed to get in touch with the probe designed to land on Mars. "

    If this Chinese news agency is right, it looks like the probe is not fully destroyed. At least, it can emit something.

    Then, I'd like to share with you two questions I'm asking myself :

    1. How do I/you call a partnership (ESA-NASA) where one of the two partners doesn't want to share his protocol specs ?

    2. Can we have a true comparison between the budget sizes and ROI expectations for the current ESA-led mission, and for the previous NASA-led ones ?

    I mean, if the whole gold bag had been spent on Mars Express alone, would the price have exceeded the amount of money spent by US on similar, one-part missions ?

    Mmmh, maybe this mission is a success, after all.

  124. Re:HELLO! Euro Beagle depends on US relay ... by Storklerk · · Score: 1

    The one hope is that Jodrell picks up something ... assuming they don't get jammed.
    From www.beagle2.com:
    An attempt to listen out for Beagle's call home by the Westerbork telescope array in the Netherlands was unfortunately interrupted by strong radio interference.

    Definitly a Conspiracy. ;)

  125. Where is Beagle? It drowned... by palion · · Score: 1

    Strange that nobody had this simple explanation: Beagle looked for water, didn't it? And what if it indeed did find water, and just drowned?

    That would be a huge success, wouldn't it? Well, unfortunately there are no Journalists to tell us this...

    Cowards.

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  126. Re:HELLO! Euro Beagle depends on US relay ... by BTWR · · Score: 1

    The remarkable success of the NASA Vikings in '76 looks better and better as time goes by.

    Don't forget Pathfinder/Carl Sagan Station. That 1997 puppy gave a huge chunk of science, not to mention the (as of yet not-repeated) sucess of the got-it-right-on-the-first-try airbag system...

  127. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey, atleast you had that great opportunity when you were younger, some of us did not.

  128. Spend your weight budget wisely. by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    the power needed to run the wiper could conceivably be more than the power lost due to the dust and transporting the extra weight to Mars.

    More likely, if instead of adding wipers that weigh say half a kilogram, you use that half-kilogram to increase the surface area of the solar panels a little, you'll be ahead of the game.

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  129. You're right by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    High sustained winds during the parachute descent would indeed accelerate the lander as you described.

    OTOH, you repeated the "150 mph" speed which is a figure I frankly pulled out of my butt. :) I don't know how often, if ever, 150 mph winds are encountered on Mars.

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    1. Re:You're right by Merlins51 · · Score: 1

      If you're particularly interested in knowing some realistic wind velocities, pressures, temperatures etc. on Mars then you could check out the European Mars Climate Database. It was created by a group in Oxford for an ESA contract and is based on a global circulation model that tries to simulate weather on Mars. I believe they calculated 12 data points per day once in every martian season and then interpolated between them. Follow this url and it's pretty self explanatory. http://www-mars.lmd.jussieu.fr/mars/access.html

      Have fun.