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Still No Contact from Beagle 2

Many of you have submitted this, so this will be a condensing of the relevant information. WebfishUK writes: "The BBC has just released this story which announces the failure of the latest and possibly best chance to contact the British built Mars probe, Beagle 2. Given that Mars Express was designed to communicate with Beagle (unlike the earlier attempts with NASA's Mars Odyssey), this may indicate that something catastrophic has happened to Beagle 2." From Bromrrrrr: "[The] ESA is reporting that the Mars Express, which everybody was hoping would be able to get through to the poor lost puppy, has failed its first attempt. 'We have not lost hope yet to contact Beagle 2, but we also know that it has landed on an unforgiving planet,' said David Southwood, ESA's Director of Science." and I-R-Baboon adds: "The Mars Express mothership from the EU passed 350 km over the intended landing site of the Beagle 2 hearing only silence. Although nothing was heard, hope has not been given up yet, as scientists will keep trying until February, with more passovers of the Beagle 2's landing site on January 8th, 9th, 10th, 12th, and 14th." Additional updates can be obtained from the Beagle 2 homepage as well as from the ESA's homepage for the Mars Express. Here's hoping that the lander is only down, and not out.

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  1. Calling it quits? by ActionPlant · · Score: 3, Funny

    So do they just give up, or hope Spirit can eventually find it and give it a doggie biscuit?

    Damon,

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    1. Re:Calling it quits? by TehHustler · · Score: 5, Informative

      They're in completely different places, and each MER can move at 0.02 MPH, top ;) So, not a chance :(

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    2. Re:Calling it quits? by ActionPlant · · Score: 1

      But hey, the U.S. is big on mercy missions. Maybe if they just point it in the right direction and wait a few years...that's what we do with most of our probes anyway, right? What's the difference?

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    3. Re:Calling it quits? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      That's too bad. I was hoping that Spirit might be able to investigate Beagle when it's mission is over. Maybe even give beagle a nudge if it's upside down or something. Of course, any time taken to investigate the Beagle failure is that much less time devoted to science on Mars. And and doubt congress would appreciate NASAs use of the publics tax dollars in this manor either.

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    4. Re:Calling it quits? by snake_dad · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just in case you (or someone else) don't know: the solar panels degrade over time because of dust build up. So at some point it will just run out of juice...

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    5. Re:Calling it quits? by ActionPlant · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe they should have installed wipers...

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    6. Re:Calling it quits? by Jboy_24 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I second the motion, how stupid was it to provide no means of "dusting" the solar panels?

      Since it folded up its solar panels for flight is it possible to re fold them up and knock some dust off?

    7. Re:Calling it quits? by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Excellent idea. We could build a dedicated Beagle-repair-bot and launch it and have it land on Mars, for somewhere around 1 billion dollars. Then it could land near Beagle and repair it, giving us 40 million dollars worth of scientific data from the Beagle site.

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    8. Re:Calling it quits? by ActionPlant · · Score: 1

      Our margins have been worse. Those numbers look good to me!

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    9. Re:Calling it quits? by ActionPlant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps NASA was counting on the wind to keep it reasonably clean for an extended period of time.

      But I'm asking because I really don't know. Was this thing built to withstand a dust storm?

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    10. Re:Calling it quits? by uberdave · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've always thought that they should use a roll of cellophane, like you'd find on an overhead projector. Once the cellophane is dusty, you just roll out a fresh section.

    11. Re:Calling it quits? by JabberWokky · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You're calling the people who built, launched and sent a semi-autonomous probe through space and landed it on another planet stupid?

      What is your definition of smart, then?

      Oh, and I'll give kudos to the scientists... they clearly deserve it. But I can't rehire them. I'd like to know what politicians funded this so I can make sure they get hired again (or at least cast my vote). Anybody know?

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    12. Re:Calling it quits? by Eccles · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're calling the people who built, launched and sent a semi-autonomous probe through space and landed it on another planet stupid?

      Hey, it's not rocket sci -- er, um, never mind.

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    13. Re:Calling it quits? by dotwaffle · · Score: 1

      hang on... 0.02MPH... How long would that take... Can't take too long... Maybe we ought to encourage George Bush to invade Mars, as they have WMD and as an aside, they can go locate it for us! Oh wait, you DON'T care about the British...

    14. Re:Calling it quits? by Feztaa · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds to me like Martian wind is more likely to blow dust onto the solar panels, killing them prematurely, rather than blowing them off and saving them.

      Besides, windshield wipers would have been infeasible; where on Mars would they buy Wiper fluid from when they run out? ;)

    15. Re:Calling it quits? by Uma+Thurman · · Score: 3, Informative

      The panels did fold up, but they were held by pyrotechnic fasteners. When the rover unfolds, the pyros blow and the panels drop by gravity. There's no way to fold them up again.

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    16. Re:Calling it quits? by flewp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Erm, if someone on Slashdot (or any normal person) thought of this idea, do you really think they DIDN'T consider it?

      I mean for the love of god, as someone already said, how can you call people who sent a semi-autonomous robot through space to land on another planet stupid? (Which might I add, entails strapping a machine with sensitive equipment onto a massive, giant, firework. It then has to survive extremely violent vibrations during launch, which involves igniting thousands and thousands of pounds of propellant. Then it needs to survive radation and other nasties out in space. Then it has to go through an atmosphere (a weaker one than ours, but an atmosphere nonetheless) and survive extreme heat buildup, only to have a parachute be released which produces a short burst of extreme G's (or whatever you'd get from a quick, violent slowdown, and I could be wrong, I just assume it would be pretty violent), and then, on top of all that, it could bounce on inflated airbags for miles until it finally comes to a rest near, if not on the target zone, unfolds, and then sends pictures and other data back to Earth? Yeah, they're stupid allright.)

      Perhaps wipers would have scratched dust or the equivelant of sand across the solar panels worse than just the wind. Or maybe the wind is enough to keep them operating until other parts of the machine fail.

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    17. Re:Calling it quits? by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      The TV cameras on NASCAR cars have a cool cleaning thing in front of the lens.

      -B

    18. Re:Calling it quits? by ActionPlant · · Score: 1

      Target?

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    19. Re:Calling it quits? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not a matter of the cleanliness of the panels, but of the damage the dust causes them. IF it was merely about the presence of the dust, then the first gust of wind would fix the problem. The problem is that the dust scratches the panels when it blows across them.

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    20. Re:Calling it quits? by uberdave · · Score: 1

      What cool thing? How does it work?

    21. Re:Calling it quits? by NormalVisual · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're calling the people who built, launched and sent a semi-autonomous probe through space and landed it on another planet stupid?

      On the surface, they would appear to be equally as smart as the people who built, launched, and sent a semi-autonomous probe through space, but failed to get it into orbit around Mars because of a mid-flight command error that most people would call stupid. I don't believe either team is stupid, but both teams are equally prone to honest mistakes. There are sometimes glaring design optimizations that could have been made, but somehow just were not thought about for whatever reason.

      I don't think that's likely the case here, but just because they're rocket scientists, it doesn't magically mean they've become infallible.

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    22. Re:Calling it quits? by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well this is the same org that wasted 300+ million dollars because the couldn't do metric/english conversion correctly...

    23. Re:Calling it quits? by JabberWokky · · Score: 4, Insightful
      There are sometimes glaring design optimizations that could have been made, but somehow just were not thought about for whatever reason.

      Ask 'em. Most people at NASA are happy to talk about their work. It's not generally classified, and there's no NDA. When the really obvious or cool stuff is prefaced with "Why didn't you..." the response is almost always "We thought about that, but we didn't have the -foo- budget". Where foo is time, money, materials, weight or space. Often there are lots of cool ideas and the end result is much more simple and less featureful... but the remaining features are rock solid and tested 20 times to Sunday.

      Some features are also dropped because a team (sometimes in an outside company) couldn't deliver their package on deadline and fully tested. Each payload tends to have a couple dozen little projects each provided by some university. Sometimes when one project is trimmed, for structural or other reasons, a perfectly good project is also cut.

      So there's lots of thought into these probes. An amazing amount. Pretty much anything that you think is stupid has been done for a reason, and the ultimate reason is "we didn't want the whole probe to fail, so we simplified it". It's a very expensive shot, and if the solar panels don't deploy because the mechanism was over-engineered and got brittle in space (cold + radiation), the whole project is dead.

      Depending on where you live, NASA and JPL has a pretty good lecture circuit going, and they have speakers that really know their stuff... even the astronauts. They are incredibly conservative engineers, and it seems to me that they should be - even with very conservative engineering, keeping everything as simple and as tested as possible, they run into problems. On a shakedown cruise of a new battleship, they can dock back again if there's a problem... or just fix it at sea. NASA is using up massively complex systems that have to work the first time they are tested. And then the design is thrown away because tech (materials, computer and science knowledge) has advanced by the next time they shoot. Plus they are an open organization that works with hundreds of companies and universities and has to QA everything.

      If it sounds like I'm awestruck by them, it's for a simple reason. Everytime I have ever talked to somebody from NASA or JPL about the details of space I have always been totally impressed by their operation.

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    24. Re:Calling it quits? by FarmerDave · · Score: 1

      I was hoping that they could send the Spirit to find the Beagle (yes, I *know* it would take a gazillion years), where it would whip out its spinning blades, and.... Battlebots: Mars! My only question is who would run the obstacles - the Chinese?

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    25. Re:Calling it quits? by hplasm · · Score: 1
      Ha! Spirit ran Beagle over when it ran out from behind a rock and tried to bite it's wheels.

      antipedant> Yes, I Know That They Are 000's Of Miles Apart... /antipedant>

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    26. Re:Calling it quits? by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Ask 'em. Most people at NASA are happy to talk about their work. It's not generally classified, and there's no NDA. When the really obvious or cool stuff is prefaced with "Why didn't you..." the response is almost always "We thought about that, but we didn't have the -foo- budget". Where foo is time, money, materials, weight or space. Often there are lots of cool ideas and the end result is much more simple and less featureful... but the remaining features are rock solid and tested 20 times to Sunday.

      I have the privilege of counting as a friend an ex-Marshall Space Flight Center engineer that has some of his hardware on the way to Saturn at present, my ex-girlfriend's sister works at JPL (Opportunity is her team's baby), and my late uncle did quite a bit of work with the Saturn group out at the Cape, so I know of which you speak. From talking to them, I also know that things don't always go 100% according to plan, sometimes because the plan itself wasn't 100%. :-) It wasn't my intention to lessen any of the achievements that have come from any of these remarkable engineering teams, just to point out that people can and do make mistakes, regardless of their abilities. :-)

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    27. Re:Calling it quits? by chainsaw1 · · Score: 1

      It work like an automated version of motocross blades. the lens has a plastic cover over it. When oil or road crap get on it, two spindles wind to "advance the roll to a cleaner part". Kind of like the never ending circular bathroom towel or some winding overhead projectors, just motorized.

      Motocross and paintball goggles have covers that you just pull off when they get dirty. Unfortunately there is no one in the car to pull them off the camera in NASCAR, just like there is no one on Mars to pull solar panel grit covers off

      Probably they didn't do this becuasd those covers are really cheap (and thus not totally transparent). This would mean less solar energy in the long run, plus scratches from dust that got under the cover when the mechanism winds (i.e. if it's going to get scratched anyway, why do it?).

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    28. Re:Calling it quits? by Jboy_24 · · Score: 1

      While I'm sure the engineers aren't stupid, the idea that the main reason the probe will cease operation is the acumilation of dust on the solar panels seems really really stupid.

      To me, it would be like creating a extremely complicated and great program that would die in 90 days becuase its logs would fill up the Hard Drive.

    29. Re:Calling it quits? by Jboy_24 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I call designing such an incredible machine that does all that you described, yet dies because of dust acumuliation stupid.

      If I designed an incredbile software program that died 90 days after completion because the logs filled up the hard drives, no one would be calling me smart.

    30. Re:Calling it quits? by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      Accumulation of dust or pitting due to dust damage? I have yet to see that anywhere but here. I'm not saying that it's not true, but AFAIK, the source is one /. poster. I couldn't find a reference on NASA's site.

      Even if it is true, a solar panel wiping system would be complex, and NASA is big on the KISS principle. Better three months of working than a potential year's lifespan and a probe that dosen't work. Plus, what's the lifespan of the other parts? They are incredibly conservative, as they can't kick it with the toe of their shoe if something doesn't unfold right or it gets caught on something. They are taking nine days to even drive off the platform (in case it pitches down facefirst they still get nine days worth of data).

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  2. martians! by XO · · Score: 3, Funny

    Damn, those martians shot down another one of our probes!

    They have much better aim than, say, Saddam Hussein's SCUD missle launchers!

    Hey, maybe Saddam hid his better weapons of mass destruction ON MARS!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Re:martians! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unless you want Bush to invade mars, I suggest you keep quiet.

    2. Re:martians! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Troll

      Who mods this crap as funny? Do you really think this is funny? Did you laugh at this comment even a little? Yeah, I thought not.

    3. Re:martians! by efaust93 · · Score: 1

      Funny, you had to submit your anti-Bush comments as an Anonymous COWARD!

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    4. Re:martians! by Avihson · · Score: 1

      Envy...Hate... Such similar emotions!

      Everyone hates us, but everyone tries to emulate us or immigrate to join us.

    5. Re:martians! by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Nope.... Who would want to even go on holiday to a country that acted on the assumpion that you are a terrorist before your plane lands? And when it does you have to had in your fingerprints and personal details or it's straight to guatanamo bay, do not pass go, do no collect $200.

      No way. I'll stay in the free world thanks.

    6. Re:martians! by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Sheesh.

      ? And when it does you have to had in your fingerprints and personal details or it's straight to guatanamo bay, do not pass go, do no collect $200.

      Did you perhaps miss the reason that the tropical paradise that is Guatanamo Bay was chosen instead of, oh, one of those despicable, desolate deserts where we put our own Jappanese citizens?

      Because if they were on US soil, they'd be protected by hordes of US laws.

      Oh, sure, you have to get fingerprinted and tell us why you're here--but, really, once you're in, we don't much care what you do until it's time for you to leave.

    7. Re:martians! by tealover · · Score: 1

      I guess you won't be traveling to any country that requires fingerprinting for visas.

      Have a nice, provincial life.

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    8. Re:martians! by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

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    9. Re:martians! by jmertic · · Score: 1

      Damn, those martians shot down another one of our probes!

      The queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're build landing strips for gay martians. I swear to God!

    10. Re:martians! by XO · · Score: 1

      Are they gay nigger aliens from outer space? *boggle*

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  3. next time by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Insightful

    why dont they include some sort of near-indestructible beacon that will send a signal in case of crash, so that orbiting probes can locate and photograph the crash site??

    1. Re:next time by TehHustler · · Score: 1

      Thats a very good idea, kind of like an aircraft black box? it should be located in the middle of the craft to have maximum protection from crash landings and the friction as it passes through the atmosphere.

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    2. Re:next time by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      You've basically described the entire purpose of the lander probe itself. Land while avoiding destruction, transmit signal.

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    3. Re:next time by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Informative

      NASA's Spirit actually sent telemetry tones back to the Odyssey orbiter as it started decending through the martian atmosphere. They meant things like:

      - "I have entered atmosphere and everything seems to be in order"
      - "I have started to bounce on the martian surface"
      - "I have stopped bouncing on the surface and is still alive"
      etc...

      It might still not be able to easily pinpoint where it crashed if it had done so, but it would at least work like a primitive "black box" doing the best it can to tell what went wrong. Since this is obviously also good to know to learn from mistakes. :-)

      Read more here.

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    4. Re:next time by Rorschach1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's kind of like asking why they don't make the whole airplane the way they make the black box.

      How heavily armored do you think that radio would have to be to survive hitting the surface at 10,000 mph? Or even 500 mph, for that matter? Flight data recorders aren't designed to keep functioning after a crash - they're designed to preserve the recording.

      Here's a better idea for a cheap 'beacon' - fill a bladder with a bunch of flourescent dye, then when it disappears you look for the big splat.

    5. Re:next time by relrelrel · · Score: 1

      This was planned, if you see my other post which explains why this was planned, but left out because of design limitations of the Mars Express.

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    6. Re:next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Flight data recorders aren't designed to keep functioning after a crash - they're designed to preserve the recording.

      Actually, they are - at least in the context the parent poster meant. Blackbox recorders do, in fact, have a beacon signal that's emitted after a crash - so that the blackbox can be found. This is especially useful for crashes over water.
    7. Re:next time by snake_dad · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Colin Pillinger was asked that very question: "WHY didn't you include such a device?". The answer was clear: to do that within the very limited weight restrictions (that already had been halved) it would have meant giving up more science. 5 kilograms worth of science. That's about 15% of the lander weight (without heat shield and such).

      It all boils down to: you build the best spacecraft that you can within budget and weight restraints, and hope for the best. Even if you build in a lot of redundancy, there is still chance of failure. At some point you need to decide what to do: take a chance, or lose science. I guess in the end different people will come to different conclusions on how much of a chance you're willing to take.

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    8. Re:next time by Sloppy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Clearly, these rocket scientists are stupider than a typical Slashdotter. Next time, they ought to just Ask Slashdot before sending a probe, so that smart people like you can come up with ideas that they never would have thought of.

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    9. Re:next time by michrech · · Score: 1

      Here's a better idea for a cheap 'beacon' - fill a bladder with a bunch of flourescent dye, then when it disappears you look for the big splat.

      That's even more dumb than adding the 'black box'. For the amount of ink you'd need, it'd be heavier than the 'black box'.

      Add to that, if we can't even see the splat mark the lander could leave as it is now, what makes you think we'd be able to see the dye any better?

      Just my two cents..

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    10. Re:next time by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 1

      I have entered the atmosphere, surrounded by ionized gas which shields radio waves, and everything is OK. Hello, is this thing on????

      I have started bouncing. Good thing my radio is strong enough to not need a directional antenna, 'cos I'm obviously not about to deploy one while I'm bouncing

      I have stopped bouncing. Now all I have to do is deflate the airbags and hope they don't foul the various mechanisms (remember sojourner almost got stuck that way?) needed to deploy the antenna to send radio signals.

    11. Re:next time by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, actually having that "black box radio" would not really help anything in this situation. We'd be more sure if it crashed, and might have some data about why it crashed, or maybe not depending on what really happened. But the mission would still be lost.

    12. Re:next time by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a difference between transmitting a 20k photo of mars and a carrier wave which indicates that you're alive. Spirit basically transmitted a couple of simple modulated signals which indicated various states of the craft. Granted, during re-entry not much would get through, and it was hit and miss during much of the rest of the landing as well, but they did get some signals, which in the event of a failure would have helped them to isolate what went wrong and might have helped in designing the next probe (sure, they tested the design, but there is no better test for landing on mars than LANDING ON MARS).

      Very simple AM/FM tones don't require a directional antenna. Plus, you have the advantage of having other probes in orbit around Mars which presumably could have been listening for the signals.

      I don't think Spirit is the first craft to use this technique either. I don't remember where, but I think I saw a writeup on a previous space probe which could transmit simple signals simply to indicate that they were alive in in one of a few states when they were in a situation that precluded a directional link.

    13. Re:next time by Detritus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Before digital electronics became practical, many launch vehicles and spacecraft used analog FDM systems for telemetry. Each telemetry parameter is connected to a VCO (voltage controlled oscillator), the VCOs are multiplexed together and used to modulate the transmitter. On the ground, the receiver output is fed into a bank of FM discriminators. The discriminator outputs can be used to drive strip-chart recorders, and fed to an ADC for computer processing. I think they still use it on some price-sensitive applications like weather balloons.

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    14. Re:next time by diverman · · Score: 1

      But there'd be some information to help ensure that next time the money spent on the project isn't flushed down the crater. The point of such a system isn't for recovery. It's to learn and correct mistakes for the future, based on what happened. The black box in an air plane isn't to bring back what was lost in a crash. It's to understand what went wrong, and make sure corrections are made for the future.

      -Alex

    15. Re:next time by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      "What would you expect to see? As I understand it, the Beagle 2 is about the size of one pixel of the highest resolution camera in orbit around Mars (1 meter)."

      Well for one thing, if a future probe has a big parachute, whether or not the parachute deployed.

      if it's fitted with huge airbags, whether or not the airbags inflated.

      besides, if we keep on sending probes and orbiters to Mars, I fully expect that space agencies will progressively fit higher resolution cameras on their successive probes/orbiters.

    16. Re:next time by Jagasian · · Score: 1

      Thats a High School level software debugging trick. Use print statements to locate problems.

    17. Re:next time by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      Yes but that assumed there was something there listening. Mars Express wasn't in position to listen until a couple of days ago and the Odyssey/Beagle link had never been tested because of the lateness of development of Beagle and given the current record for the US picking standards contrary to the rest of the world it probably wouldn't have worked if they had tried ;-)

    18. Re:next time by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Interesting - but I would think that the more you modulate the signal, the more likely it is that noise will interfere with your ability to read it (just like with digital). Noise is probably a big problem when trying to send a signal from Mars to Earth using probably only a few milliwatts of power and a non-directional transmitter. A simple carrier wave would focus all your energy into a single frequency and would give you the greatest chance of rising out of the noise floor. Something like a broadband transmission would be the exact opposite - you'd probably never even realize that it was there since the signal would be so dispersed it would be entirely below the receiver's noise floor.

      Still - it's interesting to hear how telemetry can be transmitted on the cheap... Using technology like the one you pointed out would probably be particularly well suited to situations where all your equipment is already analog - which a weather balloon might qualify for.

    19. Re:next time by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 1

      High School level debugging would have been more something like:

      - "hello"
      - "hello2"
      - "hello2"
      - "hello2"
      - "value of i is : " ... <core dump>

    20. Re:next time by LinuxTek · · Score: 1

      I'm just glad we didn't receive the tones for:

      -"I have evaded a martian anti-air missile"
      -"I have crushed an innocent martian on hitting the ground"
      -"I can't do that, dave"

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    21. Re:next time by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

      > It's to understand what went wrong, and make sure
      > corrections are made for the future.

      Why don't they just make replicas of the lander and do the testing on earth after-the-fact. At least, they may get some idea of what happened on Mars.

      Maybe it landed upside down and couldn't open. Maybe it's sitting on a rock skewed sideways and can't open or if open, can't get the juice to transmit properly.

      Without extensive testing of usable designs/form-factors, we are going to be wasting alot of development money and alot of time. (Not that I think the Beagle2 design was fundamentaly flawed or anything.)

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    22. Re:next time by diverman · · Score: 1

      Right let's just build 10 multi-million dollar landers simply for the purpose of crashing into the earth in an approximation as to what happened 10's of millions of miles away on a planet with entirely different gravity, after traveling long distances bombarded by radiation.

      That will tell us exactly what might have happened!

      Don't you think they ran test scenarios on earth BEFORE launching? I agree testing on earth is good to work out what you can predict. The point of a black box is to capture real-world data in the event that something occurs that DIDN'T happen in tests and predictions.

      -Alex

  4. Correction by FrostedWheat · · Score: 3, Informative

    unlike the earlier attempts with NASA's Opportunity

    That would be the Mars Odyssey, not Opportunity.

    1. Re:Correction by Naffer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pinging beagle-2.co.uk with 32 bytes of data
      Request timed out.
      Request timed out.
      Request timed out.
      Request timed out.
      Ping statistics for beagle-2.co.uk:
      Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 0, Lost = 4 (100% loss)

    2. Re:Correction by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1

      Nope. Wrong. DNS is screwed up and can't resolve the adress. Darn... They should have remembered the IP.

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    3. Re:Correction by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      bash-2.05b$ ping beagle-2.co.uk
      ping: cannot resolve beagle-2.co.uk: Unknown host

      (seriously; I actually typed that :)

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    4. Re:Correction by bendude · · Score: 1

      I used the timeout switch, but am still waiting for a reply

      dude@host ~
      $ ping -w 300000 beagle-2.co.uk

      Pinging beagle-2.co.uk [217.206.221.212] with 32 bytes of data:

      (Yes I use windowz @ work - but I get around that by running cygwin)

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  5. Alas by Jailbrekr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Their rover turned out to be a dog.....

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    1. Re:Alas by tealover · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I feel sorry for the ESA. This failed mission coupled with NASA's tremendous success has to gall the ESA and many Europeans. Whether they want to admit it or not, Europeans judge themselves by how they do in comparison to Americans. They failed in this endeavour.

      I believe we should have a World Space Agency but that won't happen until Europe and China and India to a lesser degree get a handle on their inferiority complexes and stop trying to prove they can do what the Americans can do and start working together in a cooperative manner.

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    2. Re:Alas by jackalope · · Score: 1

      I think the idea of a World Space agency is a first-class bad idea. The only thing that is getting the U.S. interested in space again is competing with the Chinese. If we had a WSA then there would be no competition and we would end up with a big useless space station in low earth orbit with a slow leak.....oh we have that....basically because the U.S. had no incentive to be bold and reach for some distant goal, just to beat somebody to some cold dead rock.

    3. Re:Alas by j-b0y · · Score: 1

      Beagle 2 wasn't an ESA mission; it was a U.K. mission piggy-backing on Mars Express, which _is_ an ESA mission. MArs Express is working fine, give or take a lower-than-designed power budget.

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    4. Re:Alas by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      But the ESA mission, Mars Express, hasn't failed. The Beagle has failed sort of. I.e. the mission failed but the amount of information and knowledged gained by developing it is well worth the relative peanuts spent.

      As for cooperation, I seem to remember that just yesterday there was a thread on a new development in the US (HD Radio) which isn't being used anywhere else because the rest of the world already has had a standard for some years (DAB).

      The US is renowned (outside of the US) for going their own way and are only interested if it will benefit them financially. At least we haven't killed anyone yet with our incompetancies.

    5. Re:Alas by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

      Beagle was British: we (or at least most of us) aren't obsessed by competition with the US. It might be different if England and Scotland had sent separate probes...

  6. I'm European by jawtheshark · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ...and I'm sad it is down...

    But it's down... and won't get up again. Let's just rejoice over the spirit pictures.... It is something, even if it wans't funded by our tax euros.

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    1. Re:I'm European by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Informative

      I thought Beagle 2 was funded by the ESA once, but actually they only funded a minor part of it. Major funding came from the UK alone and private funders. Mars Express was basically funded solely by the ESA and it was a success, so there's where your euros went. :-) They just took the opportunity to piggy-back the Beagle with the Mars Express, and this unique method was also shown to work flawlessly.

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    2. Re:I'm European by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...and I'm sad it is down...

      cheer up, my european friend - afaik, the beagle part of the european mars mission makes up for only 20% - the rest of the mission, mars orbiter, probes the planet from a depth of several kilometers up to the rim of the atmosphere for signs of water and other characteristics. the mission alltogether is thus more likely to produce data thats more than a "pinpoint sample" as compared to the nasa mission ;)


      see the link above for an overview of the data the orbiter will gather and compare that to the fancy rubble images...

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    3. Re:I'm European by snake_dad · · Score: 1

      Yes. Let me eat my own words, I've stated here before that Beagle 2 was privately funded. It was not. It was originally meant to be privately funded, but that's not how it turned out. Still, it was a very cheap mission, considering the possible return value. Here is some more info on the funding, just click ... "Funding" :)

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    4. Re:I'm European by CaptBubba · · Score: 4, Funny
      Hey, you should be proud. England's scientists and engineers have joined the exclusive club of people able to point at a hole on another planet and say "I did that."

      Just think about it, to get to Mars they had to get a spacecraft going faster than a bullet in just the right direction so that a few months in the future it would hit something that is little more than a red speck in the night sky.

    5. Re:I'm European by nbvb · · Score: 1

      Oh right, like the Jaguar and Triumph are such great automobiles.

      They drive really well, to and from the mechanic's.

      VCR's? Blame the Japanese for those. We don't even make TV's anymore ....

    6. Re:I'm European by chickenmilkbomb · · Score: 1

      Well, they aren't as crappy now that they are owned by ford!

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    7. Re:I'm European by tealover · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Europeans seem to be very jealous and bitter of America's successes. That's an indication of a failed society, I think. The amount of propoganda that comes out of Europe reminds me of Nazi Germany in many ways.

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    8. Re:I'm European by BTWR · · Score: 1

      Watch out man! What are you thinking!?!?! You'll be modded down for pointing out a european habit of glee with AMERICAN failures!

      But don't worry, if you need to restore your karma afterwards, just make the 10,000th reply about Bush pronouncing the word "Nuke-u-lar," how NASA "is so dumb they can't tell the difference between metric and English units" or say "maybe we'll get to Mars sooner if we tell the Americans there are WMD there!" and get "+5 funny" within 2 minutes (I mean, check out the +4 and +5 funny comments over the last week)

    9. Re:I'm European by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1

      It would be the same Nazi German scientist who were bombing the rest of Europe until the Americans/Russians joined the war..

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    10. Re:I'm European by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I think it is a bummer. Of the four packages sent to mars due to arrive this season, two of them failed, one of them appears to be working so far and another has yet to arrive. Here's to hoping a 0.500 average this time around.

      I wonder what is happening that Martian probes have such plain bad luck. The soviets had several failures, NASA had several, Japan's probe is DOA and it looks like Europe's latest example landed in the crater that it made.

    11. Re:I'm European by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      I wonder what is happening that Martian probes have such plain bad luck. The soviets had several failures, NASA had several, Japan's probe is DOA and it looks like Europe's latest example landed in the crater that it made.

      I thought about this the other day. Seems to me that Mars is the "Bermuda Triangle" of space exploration.

    12. Re:I'm European by spektr · · Score: 1

      Europeans seem to be very jealous and bitter of America's successes.

      A single european is hardly representative, but I wish the best luck to every peaceful space exploration project regardless of the country. Every setback (Space Shuttles, Hubble) made me feel sad, because I never saw these projects as exclusively American, but as humankind's first steps into space. Is this hard to believe for you?

      The amount of propoganda that comes out of Europe reminds me of Nazi Germany in many ways.

      This impression may have to do with the propaganda you receive yourself.
      Just a thought, I could be wrong.

    13. Re:I'm European by nbvb · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have driven them myself, and they are really nice cars...

      but their mechanical reputation precedes them.....

  7. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    And second to get into space

    In Sovjet Russia... nah...

  8. Man, what a pain by Raul654 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Retrieving the black box is going to be a *bitch* :)

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  9. What about the US? by Alan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How far away is the US probe from the beagle landing site? Could they send their own little explorer over to check out what happened?

    1. Re:What about the US? by Raleel · · Score: 3, Informative

      IIRC, from the pictures I saw, they are like 1/4 of the way around the planet from the beagle. Check the nasa mars site, they show the landing locations

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    2. Re:What about the US? by ceejayoz · · Score: 4, Informative

      1000 years at top speed, according to a site I read.

      Guess not, eh?

    3. Re:What about the US? by zulux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How far away is the US probe from the beagle landing site? Could they send their own little explorer over to check out what happened?



      At the rate that the US probe can travel - it would take *YEARS* to get the the Beagle 2's remains. (this is assuming that Mars is flat - it isen't, it has huge valleys and mountains.)

      Even then, it would be of no use - if the Beagle can't open itself, Sprit's arm woulden't have enought torque to help out. And beagle would be probably covered in dust.

      Plus! We don't even know where Beagle 2 is!!! It hasen't contacted us.

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    4. Re:What about the US? by relrelrel · · Score: 1

      i think it's hundreds of miles away, either way it's been said that it isn't close enough to go look for it.

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    5. Re:What about the US? by mroch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Spirit is definitely too far away, but I wonder if they could alter Opportunity's course and put it down somewhere nearby. I'm sure NASA could even learn something about how to build better landing equipment looking at the (supposed) Beagle wreckage, to make it worth their while.

    6. Re:What about the US? by desto+'tel+horus · · Score: 3, Informative

      The robots of Spirit and Opportunity (The 2nd Mars expedition of NASA on the way to Mars) are only capable of moving 40m a Mars-day (24.6 hours earth time)

      according to NASA they shall be kept operational for at least 90 days ..
      thus minus the first 10 days without planned movement gives them a radius of about
      3,2 km ...

      no chance buddy ;)

    7. Re:What about the US? by Longbow · · Score: 1

      Well considering that the MER's are only designed to last 3-6 months at best due to the fact that they are solar powered, I doubt that its going to have enough time to find the Beagle.

      That does bring up an interesting point, why go through all the effort to land these wonderful robots on Mars if they are only going to last for half a year at most.

      Here's a clue: slap some nuclear (or as Homer would say "nucular") power plants on them and they would last for years. The Vikings both went for about 4 years if I recall.

    8. Re:What about the US? by plj · · Score: 1

      Even then, it would be of no use - if the Beagle can't open itself, Sprit's arm woulden't have enought torque to help out. And beagle would be probably covered in dust.

      Sure, but it could take close photographs, and NASA could send them to ESA, so that they would better understand what went wrong.

      But then again, as you said, It would probably be faster to send a manned mission to discover it...

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    9. Re:What about the US? by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      Spirit is definitely too far away, but I wonder if they could alter Opportunity's course and put it down somewhere nearby. I'm sure NASA could even learn something about how to build better landing equipment looking at the (supposed) Beagle wreckage, to make it worth their while.

      I think they can do that just fine by dropping probes back here on Earth. I'm pretty sure that NASA is much more interested in examining terrain that hasn't been disturbed and contaminated.

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    10. Re:What about the US? by paul248 · · Score: 1

      The rover has a top speed of 5 cm/sec. In 1000 years, it could go about 1.5 million kilometers. That's a lot bigger than the circumference of Mars.

    11. Re:What about the US? by mijok · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not a chance. I followed the rover web pages long before the launch and they spent years deciding where to land them and the final locations were decided six months before the launch. It was a tricky balance between on the one hand finding spots of maximum research value and on the other hand being reasonably safe to land on. So they won't change it just like that. In addition to that - the speed with which the rovers move is so slow that even if they sent it to land at the same spot where Beagle 2 was supposed to the precision would be so bad that they could spend their entire 90 day mission searching the area without ever finding the probe. And even though it might be interesting to find out what happended to Beagle 2 there isn't much scientific value in trying to investigate what happened to an object sent from earth compared to surveying the planet itself. And the only investigation the rover could do is to take pictures since it's equipped to drill holes in rocks and analyse them. Not pick up pieces of a probe.

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    12. Re:What about the US? by mroch · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, then why did the Beagle crash? Seems to me like it would help future missions to know what strange thing Beagle landed in/on, since we obviously didn't predict it.

    13. Re:What about the US? by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Sojourner was only designed to last 8 days, but they got 83 days out of it. I'm sure they'll get more than 3-6 months out of the MERs

    14. Re:What about the US? by snake_dad · · Score: 1
      the precision would be so bad that they could spend their entire 90 day mission searching the area without ever finding the probe

      Spirit landed 6 or 7 miles off the target point (IIRC), and that is considered hitting the bullseye on planetary missions. The rovers range is supposed to be about one mile max. And the Beagle 2 position is unknown. So, the chance of finding it would be very, very small indeed.

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    15. Re:What about the US? by thelexx · · Score: 1

      If what another poster said is true about Spirit being roughly 1/4 of the circumference of Mars away, and given that Mars is ~13240 miles around and after converting to metric, it would take Spirit 3.378 years to reach Beagle at a speed of 5cm/s.

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    16. Re:What about the US? by thelexx · · Score: 1

      No, nor the fact that there is very likely no way it could go the whole way flat-out at 5cm/s in a straight line either. It could easily take three or more times as long just due to that.

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    17. Re:What about the US? by Silvers · · Score: 1

      It's the weakening batteries and changing position of the sun that makes it fail.

    18. Re:What about the US? by BTWR · · Score: 1

      As I said in a previous story, there was a desire to use nuclear power, but the Greens et al wouldn't allow it. (Sidenote: the Viking Landers used nuclear power and each worked for around half a decade)

    19. Re:What about the US? by brj · · Score: 1

      (this is assuming that Mars is flat - it isen't, it has huge valleys and mountains.)

      And its spherical , too!!

      (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

    20. Re:What about the US? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      What about the other lander, the clone of spirit, scheduled to touch down on the opposite side of the planet soon. How close will it be?

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    21. Re:What about the US? by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Nowhere near enough, most likely.

      It's a big planet, the rovers are exceedingly slow, and they're limited to a certain range from their base stations IIRC.

    22. Re: What about the US? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > And even though it might be interesting to find out what happended to Beagle 2 there isn't much scientific value in trying to investigate what happened to an object sent from earth compared to surveying the planet itself. And the only investigation the rover could do is to take pictures since it's equipped to drill holes in rocks and analyse them. Not pick up pieces of a probe.

      Maybe Beagle 2 already 'drilled' a nice big hole for it?

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    23. Re:What about the US? by ItWorkedLastTime · · Score: 1
      The Vikings both went for about 4 years if I recall.

      The Viking 1 lander touched down on 20 July 1976 and operated until 13 November 1982 when "a faulty command sent by ground control resulted in loss of contact" (doh!).

      The Viking 2 lander touched down on 3 September 1976 and operated until 11 April 1980 when its batteries failed.

      Source: NSSDC Viking Mission to Mars pages

    24. Re:What about the US? by desto+'tel+horus · · Score: 1

      actually its more the dust on the solar panels that the engineers fear.

      it was said in an interview that such dust collects itself on the immobile beagle and thus leads to less to no sunlight reaching the solar cells anymore ..

      though this doesnt apply to the US probes its certainly a big - for the british one.

      Im also much into the idea that one might bring the safe parts of a nuclear cell into orbit, assemble it there and then build it into a satellite, because MY only fear is that something might go wrong with the start. Imagine a rocket exploding with some pounds of plutonium or uran inside .. (read dirty nuclear bomb) ..

      Summed up i think that at the time assembly of probes is shifted to earth orbit or moon theres a big probability of those probes being fitted out with more "dangerous" technology like nuclear cells and some experimental things.

      desto

  10. The Beagle 2 finally sent a reply. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The 'Beagle 2' finally sent the first pictures and an explaination why it didn't sent earlier click here.

    1. Re:The Beagle 2 finally sent a reply. by shaitand · · Score: 1

      The beagle doesn't run linux. The software to remote control it was linux based. The linux part was never employed because it's hard to control something that has created the deepest hole in the surface of mars!

  11. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by Bowdie · · Score: 4, Informative

    Dude, we're all humans, and we're all in this together. Your probe worked (wooyay), ours didn't. (doh)

    There is such a thing as a bad winner you know.

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  12. Nudging flipping? by JanMark · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe the Rover can track the Beagle. Would it be able to do things like nudging or flipping the Beagle? Maybe it landed upside down, or on a slope.
    The solarpanels might generate energy after some handeling. But can the Rover do that?

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    1. Re:Nudging flipping? by relrelrel · · Score: 1

      when you plan to drop a lump of metal from the sky on another planet you plan for the possibility of it landing upside down, most likely it's not responding because it is in a crater.

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    2. Re:Nudging flipping? by product+byproduct · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have the choice between:

      (1) landing all the probes at the same location because of a slim chance that they can help each other, or
      (2) land them all across the planet so you can learn more.

      JanMark from slashdot would like (1), but it looks like the rockets scientists chose (2).

    3. Re:Nudging flipping? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      The currently landed rover is probably way too far from the Beagle. It can only move for around 100 m / day and has 90 days of expected life time. In time, enough dust will get on its solar panels so it can't get enough power from the sun.

      And B2 doesn't need to be just flipped over. Maybe the airbags didn't work properly and it's still very well encapsulated in loads of airbags that never deflated? Maybe it just formed a small crater on Mars?

      Too many maybe's for NASA to even think about trying to rescue it (a high chance they'll just find some debris or it's failing so badly that it's unusable even if flipped). I'd rather instead be sure that NASA completes their current missions instead of exchanging a mission for a Beagle rescue mission which is likely to be unsuccessful. Yeah, they probably need to exchange a mission too since the space funding is so low.

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    4. Re:Nudging flipping? by plj · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:Nudging flipping? by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      most likely it's not responding because it is in a crater.

      Or maybe a man-made crater....

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  13. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    do I detect an oxymoron?

  14. Pitch Black by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    "we also know that it has landed on an unforgiving planet,' said David Southwood, ESA's Director of Science"

    Damnit, didn't he see Red Planet in time?!

    1. Re:Pitch Black by einTier · · Score: 1

      Or Mission to Mars? Maybe they flew Beagle too close that face looking thing? I mean, when all know what happens when you get too close to it and don't send back the right signals.

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  15. McCoy... by Kunta+Kinte · · Score: 2, Funny

    He's dead, Jim!

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  16. BBC's report by relrelrel · · Score: 1
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  17. Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Space+cowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Huge ambition packed into such a small volume (73kg) and the only test-landing failed miserably.

    Well, you never learn until you've tried and failed. Perhaps next time.

    What I do find disappointing is the first post above though. I'm obviously disappointed for us Brits that our first Mars probe has died a death, but I'm elated the US managed to get theirs to work perfectly. Pity the feelings aren't reciprocal :-( We are all in this together, remember ? Anyone still there ?

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    1. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Space+cowboy · · Score: 2

      Gaaah well now that post has been moderated down. Perhaps there's some sympathy out there after all... It was the 'chalk one up to US spirit' (or something like that :-)

      [Grin] And given my nick, I find it amusing that /. says 'slow down Cowboy' when you post too quickly - or does it just take the last word in your name ?

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    2. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by stevesliva · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Pity the feelings aren't reciprocal
      We fight hubris with hubris.
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    3. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by lemsip · · Score: 1

      Absolutely - and don't forget that numerous US Mars missions have failed in the past too.

      I'd be interested to hear the difference in budget between Beagle 2 and the successful US lander. The EU space budget is tiny in comparison to that of the US.

    4. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by tobybuk · · Score: 1
      Well said. I'm just totally pissed off they way people slag other people off, just because they're from a different country.

      All that shit about freedom fries and 'cheese eating surrender monkeys' was the worst I've seen recently - it's just another form of racism.

      Grow up people. We're all from the same planet.

    5. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Quikah · · Score: 1

      Well, when you have people submitting stories with "Seems that NASA has actually lost the edge in robotic space exploration" in the body there is bound to be some backlash. not to mention the general EU-US antagonism on this site, which is pretty sad since it is supposed to be about technology, not politics.

      I am certainly disappointed in any probe which fails. The more data the better.

      Slow down cowboy is a pretty common American saying.

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    6. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Space+cowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, the point I was obviously struggling to make is that we shouldn't be *fighting* at all...

      Simon

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    7. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by exhilaration · · Score: 1
      ...it's just another form of racism.

      Actually that would be nationalism.

    8. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by CrowScape · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hey, there are plenty of Americans here who wish the Beagle 2 was happily yipping at the Mars Express about all the cool red stuff it found (I'm one of them). The problem, as you'll notice, is that whenever there can be considered any rivalry between the US and Europe, both sides go at it and will completely derail the topic. It gets very, very tiering and is easy to fall into.

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    9. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can only agree. I'm feeling a great joy over the Spirit and was personally in the IRC chat with various JPL guys for the coming thriller with the Spirit touchdown. It was great. Now, what did I see afterwards? "Yeah, we did it!" "Woohoo, I can't wait for the images?"

      Noo, some americans can't do that. Many went:

      "USA 1 - ESA 0" (even if ESA barely funded Beagle, relatively speaking), "Take that, Beagle!", etc...

      I must say I left the channel with a bitter aftertaste. I wasn't really angry, but sad how we had such a great time before and how happy I were for the USA, and then get this thrown in my face. And now, yet again, by certain immature Slashdot visitors. I'm still amazed that USA has landed a vehicle on another world (even if it has happened before), but I just can't find words for the feelings some people have against the ESA and can't really understand why. Does everything have to be a competition? This isn't the cold war, NASA guys has personally expressed their concerns about the Beagle and tried to contact it, the B2 funders are friendly people struggling hard to rescue it... It just makes me sad that some people feel so strongly against other parts of the world.

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    10. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Actually that would be nationalism.

      Not even close. Nationalism is being proud over your country. Not spitting at other countries.

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    11. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We sure are, only some of us (Americans) are better at exploring other planets than others (Brits and all socialist Europeans in general). Face it schmucks, American ingenuity and know how backed by real capitalist efficiency and yes, freedom, have no equal on this planet.

      Did anyone say otherwise? Did anyone say you suck? Stop acting so aggressively. You ARE the leading space exploring nation in the world. I, as a swede, really like the US for still pushing the frontier further for every mission.

      I think the parent (and I) just don't see a reason for the same country to give sarcastic comments when this is all about science, not .. well, personal opinions in politics or whatever.

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    12. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by nickos · · Score: 1, Troll

      We sure are, only some of us (Americans) are better at killing other people than others (Brits and all socialist Europeans in general). Face it schmucks, American aggression and blood lust backed by real crazy politicians and yes, increasing infringements on freedom, have no equal on this planet.

    13. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Yes, this is equally wrong. I doubt I gloated at ESA's supremacy there. But I'm pretty sure there were some equally immature fellas there doing a similar thing.

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    14. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by gangien · · Score: 5, Interesting

      since I made this comment that got modded to hell and flamed and whatever else, lemme repond.

      Every article on /. or much of anyplce i seem to go online, seems to be have a very anti-US flavo(u)r to it. Here we have a very good example of what the US does well. We have 2 of these things going to Mars, 1 has suceeded, one is due there later, we have that probe or whatever its called collect comet dust, then we have the ESA we a failed mission to Mars. So basically, we're not allowed to point out what we do well, even though everyone can point out all our failings?

      And also, what's wrong with competition? I like any type of game/sport whatever thats clean(where the rules are followed) and competitive. I think it's fun and I think the results are much better. Who do you play harder against, some stranger you've never met and will never see again, or your best friend whom will probably try and improve and beat you? Your best friend of course, because of competition, even if afterwards you go have a beer together and hardly think about it again. Personally, I'd love to see another space race minus the 10ks Nukes aimed at each other. Even though I'm sure every nuclear country has figured out how to nuke every other country.

      So my response, and I cannot speak for anyone other than myself, is more in retaliation against all the anti-us stuff than being anti-europe.

    15. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by matfud · · Score: 1

      > Sorry, we're going to be sore over here for a
      > while until we get over being called
      > imperialists for wanting to fix a problem that
      > cost us 2500 or so of our fellow citizens in
      > one day, on our own soil. Blasting the shit out
      > of the Arabian peninsula and the near environs
      > is about the only choice short of rolling over
      > and dying that we had left, but that doesn't
      > seem real obvious to the critics in Europe,
      > now, does it?

      Many Europeans critisise the US cos we have no idea what "Blasting the shit out of the Arabian penisula" has to do with solving "your problem".
      So, no it is not real obvious.

      matfud

    16. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A little good natured ribbing between friends is all that. The pictures and the science were for the benefit of everyone, as it would be with any of the rovers.

      It's a little sad, because Beagle landed in a different chunk of mars and likely had different instruments, but that's the nature of great risks. If it doesn't go perfect all that's left is total failure. The British dared to dared, and invested much skill in Beagle, and no doubt are learning lessons from the attempt. Maybe it will increase the likelyhood of sending a permenant satallite, or even a small constalation, for sureveying and communications purposes. Through a little transatlantic cooperation.

      But the ribbing, it is all in jest, and we expect no less in return. It's not like the Europeans are really any different. Who hasn't seen a "Footbal vs Soccer vs American Football" spam-gasim?

      So buck up, stiff upper lip all that gov'na'. Or cowboy the fuck up you little bitch, if you prefer American english. This Beagle came so close to success, it's, dare I say, likely the next will certainly achive it. With new and improved instruments no doubt.

    17. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by exhilaration · · Score: 1

      "Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first; nationalism is when hate for people other than your own comes first. "
      - Charles De Gaulle

    18. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1


      And also, what's wrong with competition? I like any type of game/sport whatever thats clean(where the rules are followed) and competitive. I think it's fun and I think the results are much better. Who do you play harder against, some stranger you've never met and will never see again, or your best friend whom will probably try and improve and beat you? Your best friend of course, because of competition, even if afterwards you go have a beer together and hardly think about it again. Personally, I'd love to see another space race minus the 10ks Nukes aimed at each other. Even though I'm sure every nuclear country has figured out how to nuke every other country.


      The only problem I have with this is that the americans that are praising Nasa and bashing ESA are only doing it now after their probe has been successful. Where was this rivalry before the probes landed ?, I never heard anyone go "dude our mars lander is going to totally own yours". What we have here is mindless, pointless and completely unconstructive patriotism. And I can't help thinking that most of the people making these comments aren't exactly rocket scientists ("would you like fries with that ?").

    19. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by BTWR · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As an American who is hugely against what I precieve is enourmous anti-American sentiment in Europe today (which I feel is 95% scapegoat, 5% legitimate criticism), Jugalator, I am embarrassed by any fellow Americans who made such comments. Did Europeans make immature "Metric" jokes with Mars Climate Orbiter crashed? You bet - for 5 straight years. But it shows class when you don't stoop to youre antagonizer's level as well.

      Jugulator, although to be fair, you did take a crack at NASA with a Metric joke here. Hmmm... then again I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you were simply (correctly) pointing out that it was an embarrasing mistake, and not some blane us-bashing like we're too stupid or something.

    20. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Then again, people like me haven't forgotten about France and those F-111s bombing Tripoli and overflight rights...

      I remember that too.

      I also remember learning after the fact that it was Syria that bombed the nightclub in Germany, not Libya. So France may have had a point.

      being called imperialists for wanting to fix a problem that cost us 2500 or so of our fellow citizens in one day

      It's the way we're trying (have always tried, as we did with Libya) to fix the problem. Most recently, convincing Congress (but not the world) that we needed to invade Iraq, a country that had nothing to do with 9/11, on the false assertion that they were going to give us another 9/11, only this time with nuclear weapons that could be set up and launched at the east coast in 45 minutes. Then establishing a puppet regime in Iraq. How this strikes you as anything other than "Imperial" I would love to know.

      Remember how Iraq presented an imminent danger to U.S. interests in the region? Remember how easy the invasion was? It doesn't add up.

      By the way, 2500 citizens is a drop in the proverbial bucket. We lose orders of magnitude more to drunk driving, secondhand smoke, fatty foods, you name it. The very simple solution to 9/11-type attacks already exists, as demonstrated on 9/11 by the passengers of UAL Flight 93.

      Only when you can look past the gang colors of the American Flag will other human beings interact with you based on anything other than fear. We're all human, and killing X number of people because they killed Y number of people will just lead to more dead people, over and over again. Current U.S. foreign policy with regards to 9/11 amounts to a drive-by on an opposing gang members house, with plenty of stray bullets to go around, and sometimes we hit the wrong address.

    21. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Fair enough. The world as a whole is in a bit of a snit about America these days, it is true.

      We're all feeling like George W. and his cronies want to make us their bitch, and nobody wants to bend down to get their soap just at the moment. People are in a pissy mood.

      That being said, many Americans are spectacularly oversensitive about criticism. Listen man, if I say I don't like the current US stance towards the UN, or on Kyoto, or whatever, that doesn't mean I hate America. Sheesh, people need to get a grip.

      We all felt disappointed at the loss of the Mars Polar Lander, saddened at Challenger and Columbia, and so on. All the same it's just so damn predictable that the moment another nation has a loss in space there will be some fucktard shrieking "USA! USA! Everybody who isn't from where I am sucks ass!" that when one actually sees it there's a tendency to just say "oh go to hell, yankee fuckwit", or something like that.

    22. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Rotten168 · · Score: 1

      Yeah Americans are the only ones who have schadenfreude on Slashdot. Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

    23. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "So basically, we're not allowed to point out what we do well, even though everyone can point out all our failings?"

      Yes but you forget, it's usually Americans bitching about America the loudest. We generally feel our own country sucks and is a police state. Probably because IT IS a police state. We don't question whether or not our government is corrupt, instead we argue with each other about what degree of MASSIVE widespread corruption exists, and not what our leaders would stoop to, but rather how competent they are to manufacture good wool to pull over our eyes.

      Let's face it, the only time we get together and unite is in bitching about our own coutry and blaming the Canadians. This is of course all Canada's fault of course. And the EU's too.

    24. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by arevos · · Score: 1

      I haven't noticed any more anti-US comments then pro-US, myself. Perhaps USians notice the criticism leveled against the US more than the criticism leveled at other countries?

      Personally, I think the US has done quite well so far at getting mars landers to the surface. Here's the tally so far:

      The US: 4/5 landers succeeded. Yay!
      The USSR: 3/7 landers succeeded, though 2 of those that reached the surface sent back little data.
      Britain: 0/1. Oh well, better luck next time :)

      Of course, the budgets for the projects differed vastly. Beagle was a lightweight, and nearly, nearly, made it. Oh well, Mars has eaten more expensive probes before.

    25. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      And also, what's wrong with competition?

      Well, competition among geeks on Slashdot gets a bit weird when NASA and ESA are cooperating.

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    26. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      So basically, we're not allowed to point out what we do well, even though everyone can point out all our failings?

      Of course you are! Why shouldn't you?! I'm also thinking you guys are doing a great job. But it's not that I'm talking about. I'm talking about all this anti-this and that country on Slashdot (goes to both immature US bashers and Europe bashers)

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    27. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I only made that comment since I thought the parent made such an arrogant post. I must also say that I do believe using wrong units were a bit, well, sloppy, but that's not saying Europe hasn't had a similar problem. If you look further, I comment in another post about the idiocy of Europeans uploading the Ariane 4 software to the Ariane 5, causing the rocket to just become a damn expensive firework. :-)

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    28. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Yeah Americans are the only ones who have schadenfreude on Slashdot. Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

      Why don't anyone get this through their heads?! This goes to both ways. I don't think too highly of posts like "HAHAHA I guess US is looking for their lost WMD on Mars now!!111" either...

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    29. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by gangien · · Score: 1

      It's pretty hard to have a rivalry when you're not even in the game. it's also a little hard to bash someone else if you finish in a tie. So esa made an attempt and so did nasa, and nasa's was successful.

      What we have here is mindless, pointless and completely unconstructive patriotism. And I can't help thinking that most of the people making these comments aren't exactly rocket scientists ("would you like fries with that ?").

      It may very well be constructive, especially if Europe adopts the idea that it is gonna kick america's ass at space. And well, i'm a computer scientist, not a rocket scientist ;)

    30. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by gangien · · Score: 1

      I haven't noticed any more anti-US comments then pro-US, myself. Perhaps USians notice the criticism leveled against the US more than the criticism leveled at other countries?

      Honestly, I would say there are about the same amount of ocmments, both idiotic and insightful as far as anti/pro - us goes. My beef is that a lot of the mindless baseless blathering of anti-US crap is modded up.

    31. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I totally agree with this comment. The childishness
      of some posts on slashdot makes the posters look
      stupid, and is incongruent with any real interest
      in the *science* or the *exploration*. Are these
      people really happy to have lost the opportunity
      Beagle 2 would give, just so they can win some
      stupid nationalistic "contest"? I live in neither
      the US nor Europe, and am actually interested in
      the *science*. The bitching is contemptible.
    32. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      Every article on /. or much of anyplce i seem to go online, seems to be have a very anti-US flavo(u)r to it.

      That's probably because online you get exposed to a wider variety of views than you do elsewhere. If you hear anti-US views, that's not so surprising because the US doesn't have many international friends at the moment.

      Conversely, online I find (pro-Bush, libertarian, anti-Kyoto) views expressed that I wouldn't hear otherwise. It's good that sometimes we get to see outside your comfortable little world.

      Hearing a diversity of views is a good thing. Just filter out the cheerleaders from all sides.

    33. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1
      So basically, we're not allowed to point out what we do well, even though everyone can point out all our failings?
      That wasn't the original poster's concern at all. There is a world of difference between pride and arrogance and if you genuinely see "Wooo, USA:1 - ESA:0" as people being proud of their accomplishments (rather than ignorant, arrogant, childish pricks, revelling in the failure of a mission that could have benefited all of mankind) then I pity you.
    34. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1
      Did Europeans make immature "Metric" jokes with Mars Climate Orbiter crashed? You bet - for 5 straight years.
      So did many Americans, all the complaints I saw were levelled at the techs though, not America. Therein lies the difference.
    35. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      I think it stems from the flood of anti-americanism on slashdot and in the world in general. If it was the other way around and Beagle had landed successfully, I'm sure the whole topic would be about how NASA sucks and how Europeans are so superior.

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    36. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by solarlux · · Score: 1

      > The USSR: 3/7 landers succeeded, though 2 of those that reached the surface sent back little data.

      Considering those two probes were on the searing surface of Venus, the "little" amount of data sent is more of an accomplishment than a failure.

    37. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Sinterklaas · · Score: 1

      Since I made this comment that got modded to hell and flamed and whatever else...

      [The comment was: "Yeah, every day i log onto /. and read all this anti-america stuff. Well go ahead and continue cus we're still number 1."]


      That was rightly so. Making over the top comments that the US is number 1, God's own country or the best country in the world are prime examples of the chauvinism that so many detest. You aren't just saying that the US is a nice country, but you also imply that other countries are worse than the US and abandoned by God. Wouldn't you feel pissed if someone said that about your country?

      So basically, we're not allowed to point out what we do well, even though everyone can point out all our failings?

      Of course you are allowed, but in a respectful way. Saying: "I'm proud that the US/NASA managed to pull this off" is fine. On the other hand: "Smackdown", "US 1 - EU 0" and such are extremely childish. It's like cheering when someone has had an accident.

      And also, what's wrong with competition?

      The problem is that most US citizens seem to have a different idea of competition than the rest of the world. The difference is really startling if you look at international events held in the US vs EU (olympics for instance). In my experience, US supporters are usually extremely unsportive, they only pay attention and cheer for Americans. Now, I'm not saying that supporters in other countries are always good sports, but that kind of attitude doesn't make us eager to enter a space race or contest.

    38. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

      As an American who is hugely against what I precieve is enourmous anti-American sentiment in Europe today

      It's not as enormous as you probably thinks it is. It's just that the anti-americans are loud and they are helped by media, such as the BBC, which has an inherent anti american bias. We love you really :-)

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    39. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by BTWR · · Score: 1

      that's very interesting. If that's true then I wish it was more apparent. But as you imply, anti-US demonstrations probably make better news in Europe...

    40. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by tobybuk · · Score: 1
      nationalism

      A sense of national consciousness that exalts one nation above all others; one of the most divisive and destructive forces in history.

      And your point is???

    41. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by arevos · · Score: 1

      Considering those two probes were on the searing surface of Venus, the "little" amount of data sent is more of an accomplishment than a failure.

      Venus? I was talking specifically about Mars landers, ie. those that were meant to land on Mars, not Venus :). The two probes I was referring to were Mars 6 and Mars 7.

    42. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by arevos · · Score: 1

      Just because there are people who criticise the US, doesn't really make it right to be joyful over other people's failures. The Beagle 2 failure was just that, a failure. It can hardly be considered a success to anyone, not even NASA, as no-one gains from the disaster. However, everyone had a lot to gain from the mission. EU and US scientists have lost a lot of data that could have helped us understand whether we are alone in the Universe or not.

      So yep, the US is still number one, whatever that's worth, but we know less much about Mars then we would have done had Beagle succeeded in its aims. That doesn't sound like something anyone should be proud about.

    43. Re:Possibly should have been called Icarus :-( by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Why exactly is a comparison between Hitler and Bush stupid or ignorant?

      You seem to be saying ANY similarities between them is absolutely unthinkable.

      Nobody is accusing Bush of being a genocidal lunatic, but the Bush administration has done a very good job of suppressing liberties and grabbing power in the name of protection from foreign terrorism. (Did you know Germany's invasion of Poland was sold to the public as a "pre-emptive strike" to protect themselves from terrorists?) Bush also constantly appeals to emotion and nationalistic pride in his speeches. These things were hallmarks of Hitler's reign, and they are worth observation and discussion.

      If you have counter arguments, please present them. It's far more productive than telling people they're stupid or ignorant for even bringing them up.

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  18. Good show. by jabberjaw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Although beagle failed, I would like to commend the ESA for attempting the mission on a shoe-string budget. Landing on Mars is no easy task as we have found through a few, shall we say mishaps. Also, let us not forget that Beagle 2 was only part of the mission. I do believe that Mars Express is operating as expected. So all and all, for a first mission on a tight budget and small timeframe, I think the ESA put on a good show and encourage them in their efforts to explore the universe.

    1. Re:Good show. by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      ... and encourage them in their efforts to explore the universe.

      Shouldn't that be: "trash the universe".

      Man are the martians going to be pissed.

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    2. Re:Good show. by kindofblue · · Score: 1
      I was astonished with how low the budget was. I think some billionaries could easily be cajoled into funding some probes with their pocket change, to create perhaps, the Virgin MegaProbe, Trump Traveller, Oprah Orbiter, Google Globetrotter (whenever they go public)?

      Anyway, they could be guilted into doing some interesting science while engorging their egos.

    3. Re:Good show. by jabberjaw · · Score: 1

      I would very much like to see industry get more involved in the space programs of the world. I cannot speak for the ESA, but given NASA's current budget, outside investment appears to be the only way that we are going to see some advancements in the U.S. space program. Although in doing this we risk commercializing space, yet given the situation that is a risk I feel we must take.

    4. Re:Good show. by Penguinshit · · Score: 1



      Space is already commercialized... DirecTV alone has at least 4 birds in orbit. If someone wants to slap a logo on the side of a booster for $10,000,000.00, I say let them and be glad for the extra cash.

    5. Re:Good show. by matfud · · Score: 1

      The ESA is a pretty commercial operation. It gets a fair bit of its funds from commercial launches. It also undertakes a lot of governement funded research (and is heavily subsidised)

  19. Re:Let me condense the relevant info further by Doomrat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The US succeeded where the EU did not

    Yeah. Of course, it's totally unheard for an American space project to blow up, or fail completely because the scientists couldn't even manage to seperate metric measurements from imperial. Let's face it, the Beagle landed in a crater. Tragic, but it's not incompetence.

    Feeling the need to declare your nation's superiority on Slashdot is quite the sign of insecurity.

  20. If not contacted soon.... by j_dot_bomb · · Score: 1

    The US will launch a nuclear missile to destroy everything in the area to keep the Beagle from falling into enemy hands.

  21. going in circles by MonkeysKickAss · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe he just ran in circles chasing until he was so dizzy that he just fell of Mars

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  22. Re:Still no luck by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I've been crossing my eyes at Nasa's Mars photos for half an hour and I still can't see a beagle!"

    Dupe.

    On the plus side, though, you're well on your way to becoming a Slashdot editor.

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  23. Re:Let me condense the relevant info further by oblivionboy · · Score: 1, Troll

    But another way to look at Mars Express (even minus the Beagle) is as a successful cooperation between many different nations -- A skill the US sometimes does not appear to be able to foster amongst itself and it's so called "partners". And I think is loosing out because of it.

    While the US may be happy that it's "won" the race (for what, we're not sure. Everyone loses when only half of the planned scientific packages show up to do some previously undone exploring), I look at the internation space station, and the shuttle program, and think: gee, it's sure great that Russia still has those Proton boosters and Soyouzs blasting off from Siberia there. Otherwise what would happen to those poor Americans up there? We can't all do it alone, and even if we could, it's always easier if there are others around to help us. Especially when it comes to space exploration.

  24. Flyby Pictures? by CoreyGH · · Score: 1

    Can't any of the various orbiting probes (like the Mars Express for instance) take pictures of the area in which Beagle 2 was supposed to have landed?

    1. Re:Flyby Pictures? by mijok · · Score: 1

      Nope. If Hasa has had spy satellite photo analyses performed on images taken over the spot where polar lander was supposed to land and are unsure whether it can be seen there's no chance of seeing Beagle 2 since it's a fraction of the size of polar lander.

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    2. Re:Flyby Pictures? by jrc313 · · Score: 1

      The Mars Express is intending to do just that with its twin high resolution cameras.

  25. A little bit wrong. by 911GT3 · · Score: 1

    The pro-US-Europeans failed (the UK). The nonpro-US-Europeans had success (the mothership Mars-Express is working fine). Well...

    1. Re:A little bit wrong. by relrelrel · · Score: 1

      It was the Mars Express inability to hold little more than 60kg that meant Beagle2 had to meet incredibly tough design rules to even get it on Mars Express.

      BBC:
      "The main constraint was mass - the mothership, Mars Express, could spare only 60 kg for its interplanetary passenger.

      That meant a compromise between scientific kit and landing gear. Retro-rockets were not an option. Nor was a transmitter that could have sent radio signals to Earth to give feedback on the landing.

      Spirit had both of these, lending high drama to its plunge through the Martian atmosphere.
      "

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  26. Well, That's It by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Time for the rescue mission. This is the perfect opportunity to launch mankind's first Mission to Mars.

    I mean, who wants to be the one responsible for leaving a beagle on Mars? Can you just imagine the commercials?

    "Lost: Puppy on Red Planet. Will accept offers to build a multi-billion dollar spacecraft to retrieve him. Answers to the name Beagle. Please help him come home with your donation."

    I'm telling you, if people fall for Nigerian and Viagra schemes, we can get them to finance this thing within 10 years. Maybe less, if we also target the people who buy penis enhancement pills.

  27. If I were a martian... by Stradenko · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd be real pissed at you earthlings dumping all your cruddy robots on my planet.

    Mars is *not* a landfill!
    Ruining our ecosystem with your trash!

    Death to earth!
    Where's the ka-boom?

    1. Re:If I were a martian... by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      dumping all your cruddy robots

      More than just the robots. There are also parachutes, landing stages, wreckage, .....

      What we need are some Green Party people to go and picket NASA for off-earth environmentally unsafe acts.

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  28. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by Bowdie · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'm English, but thanks for playing.

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  29. differences by relrelrel · · Score: 1

    Beagle2 is about the size of a bicycle wheel, it weights 60kg. NASA's six-wheeled robot is the size of a golf buggy and weights about 8 times more.

    Beagle was built at a cost of around 45m, whereas NASA spent 512m.

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    1. Re:differences by Rotten168 · · Score: 1

      And the EU's was a complete waste of money, obviously. *grin*

    2. Re:differences by iCat · · Score: 1

      Beagle 2 cost 45 million dollars. Spirit cost 512 million dollars.
      Therefore, Europe could land 11 probes for each NASA probe. Considering 2/3 of all missions to Mars end in failure, dollar for dollar, EU has 3 successful missions, NASA has 1.

    3. Re:differences by iCat · · Score: 1

      ...NASA has 1

      Darn, /. doesn't like the less than sign, so:

      ...NASA has less than 1

    4. Re:differences by Rotten168 · · Score: 1

      Well that is an interesting, if not completely, loony way to look at it... you aren't using the same logical system the Europeans used to build Beagle are you? :)

    5. Re:differences by BlueEyes_Austin · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Beagle was built at a cost of around 45m, whereas NASA spent 512m." Total cost for TWO rovers and launch costs were around $850 M, so the figure above is impossible. In addition, the Beagle figure omits launch costs. The equivalent cost for one US rover would be around $375 M (assuming $100 M in launch costs).

    6. Re:differences by kervel · · Score: 1

      ... apart from the fact that the mars express (or the fregat launcher, or ...) probably cannot carry 11 beagles to mars ... you would have other costs too

  30. Unforgiving planet? by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but we also know that it has landed on an unforgiving planet
    Well now there's the problem -- next time we should just go to a forgiving planet instead. What were we thinking?

    1. Re:Unforgiving planet? by Dejohn · · Score: 1

      Hey, we could start landing rovers here on earth! Then if it doesn't respond to the communications, we can go and kick it a bit.

    2. Re:Unforgiving planet? by mlk · · Score: 1

      Grand idea.

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    3. Re:Unforgiving planet? by roystgnr · · Score: 1

      Well now there's the problem -- next time we should just go to a forgiving planet instead. What were we thinking?

      Unfortunately, it turns out that there's only one forgiving planet in the solar system, and so naturally it filled up with the kind of people who need to be forgiven a lot.

    4. Re:Unforgiving planet? by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      Well now there's the problem -- next time we should just go to a forgiving planet instead. What were we thinking?

      Well, since "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus," they probably thought Mars would tend to be more forgiving. They still might have made the best choice possible: if Mars is this unforgiving, you can only imagine how pissed off Venus is.

  31. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by t0qer · · Score: 1

    I suppose you don't want to talk about that piece of quality american math that went to Mars a few years ago????

    And the Russions almost beat you to the Moon. (They did beat you to orbit, both unmanned, dogged(sp?) and manned)


    A. I don't know what you're talking about. AND
    B. I didn't mention first to space for a reason, but if you want to call the russian k-9 experiments a great success don't forget there's a little dog skeleton floating around in a tin can out there in space.

  32. An important lesson learned by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    First of all, I am also sad to hear these news. Although the Beagle 2 wasn't primarly an ESA project, so the ESA itself should hopefully not be hurt too much, it is still a very unfortunate loss with all the high tech equipment on the B2, and a loss hurting particulary much for the UK. If successful, it could have broken new ground as the by far most advanced spacecraft launched, being partially privately funded.

    However, the lesson I think should be learnt is that in space, one often needs to be lucky for success as many factors plays a role. Even with a perfect craft, especially if you're trying to land on another planet. And if you are pushing this much needed luck to the extremes with such major time constraints, that you don't even have time to perform further tests on a failing airbag mechanism, fires a multi-million dollar craft into outer space while crossing your fingers and hoping it will work when landing on Mars, you will need an ENORMOUS amount of luck for success.

    I think it was unfortunately a much higher chance of failure for the Beagle 2 than a success because of the time and budget constraints.

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    1. Re:An important lesson learned by laertes · · Score: 1
      the by far most advanced spacecraft launched

      How so? IIRC, the Beagle2 had very limited scientific insturmentation.

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    2. Re:An important lesson learned by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      First, you cut my quote. It should in its entirety say: "the by far most advanced spacecraft launched, being privately funded".

      Also I'm afraid you recall wrong...

      The B2 was equipped with: environmental sensors, dust sensors, oxidant sensors, UV sensors, pressure sensors, radiation sensors, temperature sensors, wind sensors, gas analysis equipment, stereo cams, microscope for inspecting soil and rocks, gamma-ray spectrometer to measure oxidation state in minerals, X-ray spectrometer to measure elemental composition of rocks and soil, rock corer/grinder, and even a self-burying mole with a soil collection device.

      Note how many equipment that won't be found on either of the MER's. This isn't to brag, but to tell that this was indeed a loss for the world (since either NASA or ESA might have to do extra missions now to achieve the same result). Much in the same way as the MER's were a success for space exploration to the world.

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    3. Re:An important lesson learned by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Correction: In last sentence, change "MER's" to "MER" since we don't know how the other will do yet. :) Can hope for the best though!

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  33. Re:did it even get to mars? by fmaxwell · · Score: 2, Funny

    No. They had no telemetry, no radio signals, and gravity reversed itself at the last minute.

    Some of the questions on Slashdot are just scary.

  34. Price Vs Performance by visionsofmcskill · · Score: 1, Troll

    Nasa Rover Missions : 400 Million a Piece
    1 succesfully landed
    2nd in route
    Beagle / Mars Express : 345 Million
    1 beagle missing In Action
    Mars Express working and in orbit


    Guess Research and Development Costs is actualy WORTHWHILE

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    1. Re:Price Vs Performance by Best+ID+Ever! · · Score: 1

      Mars Polar Lander: $120 Million
      MIA
      Mars Climate Orbiter: $85 Million
      Crashed

      Does that count as R&D? ;)

    2. Re:Price Vs Performance by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Um... You're forgetting Sojourner.

  35. Can lost spacecraft ever be tracked? by l0wland · · Score: 1
    I dunno exactly which satellites are currently orbiting Mars, but is it possible for them to photograph the area where Beagle2 (and all the other lost spacecrafts) might have landed or crashed ? And if so, will it be visible on those images?

    Anyone? TIA!

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    1. Re:Can lost spacecraft ever be tracked? by fishbowl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The impression I'm getting is that, while it should be possible to photograph the crash site, there is not sufficient telemetry data to locate the crashed lander. All that's known is that it's probably within a huge area.

      We have to keep in mind the scale. The landers are very small objects, compared to the angle and depth of focus of the cameras on the satellites, which are dealing with a *planetary* scale.

      If you drop your watch in the grand canyon, do you think you'd ever find it?

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    2. Re:Can lost spacecraft ever be tracked? by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1
      If you drop your watch in the grand canyon, do you think you'd ever find it?
      Yeah, and pretty easily no less, because the alarm would go off. Of course, the probe's not making ANY sound (supposedly), which is of course the entire problem...
    3. Re:Can lost spacecraft ever be tracked? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Saying that the probe is "probably within a huge area" is like saying that my lost mittens are probably on earth somewhere. If I ever had mittens.

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    4. Re:Can lost spacecraft ever be tracked? by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      >Saying that the probe is "probably within a huge
      >area" is like saying that my lost mittens are
      >probably on earth somewhere. If I ever had
      >mittens.

      That's rather my point. Except we're sure that we did have mittens. I think we have their location pinned down to 1/4 of the planet.

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  36. I haven't held hope in quit awhile by Araxen · · Score: 1

    The airbags weren't properly tested and I'd bet the farm that is what made this mission fail. Beagle2 is in a millions pieces, imho.

  37. you'd expect to see... by bani · · Score: 1

    the parachute at least. probably the airbags, possibly the parachute lines, and the heat shield.

  38. USSR & the moon by jabberjaw · · Score: 1

    The Soviet Union did indeed want to go to the moon.

  39. You figure it out by Raul654 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was supposed to touch down in a certain area. A few minutes after it was supposed to touch down, they noticed a big, smoking crater. They're trying to figure out of the two are related.

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  40. How can this be "interesting" ? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I mean, do you think they intentionally build the signalling system to self-destruct on a crash landing, or what ?

    There's a 73 Kg limit (including all the airbags, entry heat-shield, and the actual payload) for the entire mission, and you want to put in armoured (read: heavy) modules for when it all goes wrong ?

    What purpose would this serve ? So we can now get a photo where the 6 white pixels (and I'm being *very* generous with the resolving power of the orbital cameras) are the lander. Whoosh. What now ? And to do that, we leave out the gas spectrometer, perhaps ?

    I'm sure you're a clever individual, but there are also very clever people at mission control. They will have forgotten more about sending probes on a journey through the Solar System than you or I will ever know, and I really was a rocket scientist, albeit only for a few years (it doesn't pay well...) Engage brain before fingers...

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    1. Re:How can this be "interesting" ? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Eloquent am I
      "Challenger" challenges neither my enunciation nor pronunciation.

      Can't really see the relevance though - there's a world of difference between a rocket blowing up on launch and one crash-landing. In this case, there's two worlds of difference, which sort of underlies the point, yes ?

      Sure, I probably could have been nicer about it. Put it down to the "US rulez, UK suckz" posts I read just before posting...

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    2. Re:How can this be "interesting" ? by BJZQ8 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let's use an indestructable shell around the entire unit, made of a couple of layers of Unobtanium! And also maybe some chocolate milkshakes.

    3. Re:How can this be "interesting" ? by Boawk · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you're a clever individual, but there are also very clever people at mission control. They will have forgotten more about sending probes on a journey through the Solar System than you or I will ever know, and I really was a rocket scientist, albeit only for a few years (it doesn't pay well...) Engage brain before fingers...

      IIRC, they forgot the difference between yards and meters. Given that foible, I wouldn't be so quick to berate the parent post's question.

    4. Re:How can this be "interesting" ? by Avihson · · Score: 1

      I realize that the beagle had a shoestring budget compared to NASA, but I don't understand is why no testing of the reentry system?

      Yeah, they are rocket scientists, but they are not successfull rocket scientists yet. NASA, the USAF, the Soviets, and the Chinese had their share of tests that malfunctioned spectacularly, but they learned and continued on. They even had their share of missions that failed publicly.
      Why did the ESA decide to forego a re-entry to earth test? The Russians have so much experience in hard surface landings, why not ask them for help? I believe that the end of Mir was the only water landing in the history of the Russian program. They bring cosmonauts, astronauts, and millionaires safely back to hard earth via parachute. They should have some insight to share about how to put a probe on Mars.

      I doubt if the average Slashdotter can answer but maybe someone from the ESA lurks here.

    5. Re:How can this be "interesting" ? by lisany · · Score: 1

      You can't blame them when the majority of the civilized world used metric weights and measures.

      Then again, the majority of the civilized world thinks there is a god or gods... but I should digress here.

      In short, workers: please, read the nice specifications - or at the very least the page that said: "All measures are metric. Yes, this applies to you, Cleetus."

    6. Re:How can this be "interesting" ? by juhaz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I realize that the beagle had a shoestring budget compared to NASA, but I don't understand is why no testing of the reentry system?

      They just didn't have time.

      The Beagle was a very late add-on, and not only a shoestring budget but it was also built very fast, if they'd thoroughly tested every system they would not have finished it by the time launch window closed.

      Yeah, they are rocket scientists, but they are not successfull rocket scientists yet. NASA, the USAF, the Soviets, and the Chinese had their share of tests that malfunctioned spectacularly, but they learned and continued on.

      As for you implying that the others had few failed missions early on and then "learned" to make them never blow again, well, frankly, that's bollocks. I don't need to reminder you that the two last NASA Mars missions before the current ones failed.

      The Russians have a particularly earth (mars?)-shattering record of 14 failures to 16 missions, and even those two worked only partially and for a very short time.

      There are some things you can learn from, but right now, the success of a cheap Mars mission is just as much dependent on pure old fashined luck as it is from anything else. And the combined success rate is fifty-fifty, if even that!

      Continued on? Sure. What makes you think we don't continue on and try again?

      And they probably did consult with Russians. And everyone else.

    7. Re:How can this be "interesting" ? by rapiddescent · · Score: 1

      I was chatting to one of the software developers of the beagle2 who told me that they had tested the airbags but the test had been a failure because the airbags deflated on the first bounce. Due to the timescales - which were really really tight - they didn't test it again. My friend also told me that they did not have much redundancy built into the computer systems either. It was always going to be a miricle if it landed safely... rd

    8. Re:How can this be "interesting" ? by isorox · · Score: 1

      Let's use an indestructable shell around the entire unit, made of a couple of layers of Unobtanium!

      They did it wrong, they should have called it Robo-puppy and made it out of dolomite

    9. Re:How can this be "interesting" ? by TheDude2084 · · Score: 1

      They will have forgotten more about sending probes on a journey through the Solar System than you or I will ever know

      I hope they wrote some of it down...

    10. Re:How can this be "interesting" ? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I'd be asking the Russians for advice on Mars landings. They've not had the best luck with their Mars landers. NASA's airbags may look dicey, but they do appear to work in practice.

      The problem is a tough one. You've got to launch a fragile probe at thousands of kilometers per hour, then manage to slow them down for a soft landing on a virtually unknown surface without operator intervention (due to the horrible communication delay).

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  41. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by D4MO · · Score: 1

    Like the England rugby team?

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  42. Userfriendly said it by nocomment · · Score: 2, Funny
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  43. UGh! by coloclone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What's with you people and your Beagle jokes. Why haven't people realized yet (After we've been talking about this for weeks) that the MER landing sites are very far away from Beagle and that nothing would be gained anyway from visiting the "crash" site. I still see /.ers think Beagle was a US venture or don't realize that MER is an international effort (Although NASA paid for most of it.)

    I thought ./ posters were informed... but I guess I am new here.

  44. Beagle 3 by anzha · · Score: 3, Informative

    Beyond Beagle

    Meanwhile, UK science minister, Lord Sainsbury, who was at a Beagle news conference in North London on Monday, gave the strongest indication yet that the British Government would help fund the European Space Agency's (Esa) Aurora programme.

    "We need to be working with Esa to ensure that, in some form, there is a Beagle 3 that takes forward this technology. I very much hope that the Aurora programme which is currently being developed by Esa will take forward this kind of exploration."

    The Aurora programme is Esa's bold vision to land probes, and perhaps eventually, astronauts on the Red Planet.

    From here.

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  45. well, it's happened to us before.... by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    and I'm guessing you all know enough not to confuse metric and English units... Our space program hasn't exactly had a lot of success lately, so perhaps people get a little rowdy when something actually does go right - either that or someone's been reading too many articles about the righteousness of our foreign policy in Neocon Weekly.

    Considering the failure rate of space missions and the difficulty of correcting mistakes, I'm suprised that anyone actually goes into space.

  46. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    only country to attempt to go to the moon (russians never wanted to go, nor planned to go) sending shit out the solar system is nothing, u just push it, first to discover life on mars? we'll see...

    The Russians planned and tried to go to the moon. But when we got there first, they gave out that story of "Nyah, we never wanted to go to that dirty ol' moon, anyhow!" (insert pout and kicking at the dirt). The soviet space program is well documented and the records have been declassified.

    Sending stuff out of the solar system is not nothing. I mean there is the matter of escaping the gravity well of the sun. It requires some interesting physics.

    Life on Mars, well, that is debatable. Scientists have claimed to find simple fossilized life in meteorites that were thought to have come from Mars, and there were I think at one time claims that there were were bacteria-like lifeforms on rocks that were brought back from Mars, but the jury is still out. ET has not shown up yet. Still these were NASA discoveries.

  47. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

    What's with the anti-french sentiments?

    Know thy history:

    "You silly kniggit. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second tahme."

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  48. an excuse by relrelrel · · Score: 1

    It was the Mars Express inability to hold little more than 60kg that meant Beagle2 had to meet incredibly tough design rules to even get it on Mars Express.

    BBC:
    "The main constraint was mass - the mothership, Mars Express, could spare only 60 kg for its interplanetary passenger.

    That meant a compromise between scientific kit and landing gear. Retro-rockets were not an option. Nor was a transmitter that could have sent radio signals to Earth to give feedback on the landing.

    Spirit had both of these, lending high drama to its plunge through the Martian atmosphere. "


    Maybe more of an overall failure of ESA's Mars Express than Beagle2's build failure?

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    1. Re:an excuse by relrelrel · · Score: 1

      it was always an ESA mission . . .

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  49. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's with the anti-french sentiments? I really don't get it. Don't forget that without the french you wouldn't have won the war of independence and you wouldn't have the statue of liberty.

    Yes, but after our war for independance France went into a serious decline. It got much much worse after Napoleon. WWII finished them off. Now they don't even fight their own battles anymore. There is not a lot to be proud of with respect to France these days. It is sad, but true.

  50. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 1

    The Russians did try to go to the moon but they had too many problems with the new rocket. They realized that they would lose the race to the moon and so they focused on space stations in LEO and claimed they never tried to go to the moon. Pride, and all that...

  51. NSFW by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1

    Not Safe For Work!

    Well, I mean, unless you're on windows. Then I guess it's just redundant.

  52. Re:Let me condense the relevant info further by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    So did Spirit.

    No, it landed in a lake and was intended to land in a lake, not a small crater (blocking radio signals) that B2 is thought of having unintentionally landed in. But it's just one theory, and it doesn't even matter... It was never a competition anyway.

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  53. Maybe they by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

    should change their method of contact.

    "Here Boy! Here Boy!", does not seem to be working anymore.

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  54. They found it!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They named the new crater Beagle II.

  55. Re:Let me condense the relevant info further by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    No, the Beagle *made* a crater. Big difference. :P

    So you're the single person on Earth knowing what actually happened to it and can exclude all other possibilities like a crater blocking its signal, airbags not deflating, electronics failing, etc.

    Hey, that's good to know. :-P

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  56. Re:Still no luck by tambo · · Score: 3, Funny
    Better still: I first read the title as "Still no contact from billg."

    Either my contact lens prescription is woefully out of date, or my brain has veered into wishful-thinking territory.

    - David Stein

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  57. Re:did it even get to mars? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    Yes, it did. They got signals indicated it descended through the atmosphere. Unfortunately, they don't exactly know what happened afterwards, if it was electronic malfunction, airbag problems, crater blocking signal, heat shield breaking apart, etc

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  58. Re:Hello Silence My Old Friend by VAXcat · · Score: 1

    Are you quoting from "The Sound of Darkness"?

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  59. Warn the Martians! by cflorio · · Score: 1

    We need to tell the martians to stay away from the Toxic Witch's Brew!!

  60. No control between Dec 19th and Dec 25th by rufey · · Score: 4, Interesting
    When Mars Express released Beagle-2 back on December 19th, Beagle-2 had no means of attitude control to make any course corrections nor ensure it entered the Mars atmosphere with its heat sheild pointed in the right direction and at an acceptable angle, and no means for contacting Earth until it landed and opened up. Mars Express provided all of this up until the release.

    Beagle-2 then was in free-flight, from December 19th til December 25th. Thats 6 days of free flight with no way to really track Beagle-2 nor do anything about it if it were found to be off-course.

    Usually a space probe is tracked via the radio signals that are sent to Earth. Speed and location are usually derived from measuring the Doppler effect on the radio singls. I haven't read anything to date about any methods the ESA was able to use after December 19th to verify that Beagle-2 was in the correct position for landing and all. I kept reading stuff saying that "Beagle-2 and Mars Express are now XXX kilometers away from each other", but I'm not sure how they deduced this other than calculating it based on the path and inclination that Beagle-2 *should have* been on. What if it started in an unexpected slow spin after release? What if its angle of attack was over the engineering limit?

    Feel free to correct my knowledge if I am off-base here. I'm interested to know if/how ESA was able to contact Beagle-2 between Dec 19th and Dec 25th when it was in free flight.

    1. Re:No control between Dec 19th and Dec 25th by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that a small space rock the size of grain of rice could have smacked into the Beagle and start it rotating over 6 days until it was pointed backwards on entry.

      Well that sucks. I guess they won't ever find it if the Beagle 2 is technically now a gas.

    2. Re:No control between Dec 19th and Dec 25th by Uma+Thurman · · Score: 4, Informative

      There is indeed a way to track the orientation of the spacecraft. The lander is ejected by the SUEM (spin-up eject mechanism) which, as you might guess, spins the lander. Spin stabilization is tried and true.

      If the spacecraft were tumbling, the strength of the signal would have varied in a regular way, and they would have detected that.

      Also, they were able to contact the lander while in free flight. The Earthside antennas that they used to try to get the signal on the 25th would also have been used to communicate with the spacecraft in free flight.

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  61. Not much money wasted: 40mil. GBP by Burz · · Score: 1

    Contrast that to the Spirit mission at 800mil. USD.

    Europe thought they had a better angle on better, faster, cheaper. Thanks to the US and now Europe's attempts along these lines, we at least have a better idea of what is probably "too cheap for Mars".

  62. Lost Dog by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...but we also know that it has landed on an unforgiving planet...

    And by landed on we mean crashed into.

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  63. TV Coverage by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't Henry Rollins be hosting coverage of this long distance robot war?

  64. Re:Let me condense the relevant info further by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 2, Informative
    cool down: who said that the mission fails when beagle fails?

    check ESA Mars Express Orbiter Details to see how much more scientific data the european mission will return, even though some 20% of the mission failed.

    - 3D imaging will reveal the topography of Mars in full colour

    - build up a map of surface composition in 100 m squares, also measure aspects of atmospheric composition

    - build up measurements of ozone and water vapour over the total surface of the planet for the different seasons

    - measure the vertical pressure and temperature profile of carbon dioxide which makes up 95% of the martian atmosphere, and look for minor constituents including water, carbon monoxide, methane and formaldehyde

    - measure ions, electrons and energetic neutral atoms in the outer atmosphere to reveal the numbers of oxygen and hydrogen atoms

    - probe the planet's ionosphere, atmosphere, surface and even the interior

    - map the sub-surface structure to a depth of a few kilometres

    a lander just creeps around, poking holes in things. orbiter looks closely at the whole planet.

    why not let the science results decide who succeeded.

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  65. I'd like to.. by MoronGames · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd like to commend the Martian defense personnel. They did an excellent job taking out Beagle 2, but it's too bad they were too "partied out" to get Spirit. Better luck to them next time!

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  66. someone will stumble over Beagle2 by theCat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...while playing a round of golf. Or hiking in a crater. Or retrieving a poorly aimed frisbee. Pausing, they'll see some badly eroded pile of something shiny, walk over to look at it closer, recall a paragraph from their early astrophysics lessons, and radio back to the colony base "Hey Rosco, wasn't it somewhere around here that Beagle2 was lost? Back in '03? Well it's not lost anymore."

    Yes, I'm talking about humans on Mars, being casual and knocking about the place, kicking over rocks on a lazy day, sometime in my lifetime. It could be my son or daughter grown up. Or your own, or even yourself if you are young now. Keep that in mind today, it helps to take the edge off this sort of temporary setback.

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    1. Re:someone will stumble over Beagle2 by ashitaka · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing a picture in the late 70's somewhere of tourists visiting one of the Viking sites to view a perspex-enclosed lander.

      This was supposed to be by the end of the century.

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    2. Re:someone will stumble over Beagle2 by ExoticMandibles · · Score: 1

      Well, sure, once Governor Schwarzenegger passes the Emergency Alien Martian Atmosphere Reactivation Device To Protect Our Children And Keep America Strong Act.

    3. Re:someone will stumble over Beagle2 by multi+io · · Score: 1
      ...while playing a round of golf. Or hiking in a crater. Or retrieving a poorly aimed frisbee. Pausing, they'll see some badly eroded pile of something shiny, walk over to look at it closer,

      ...and see a touchscreen that reads:

      Deploy antenna? [Yes] [No] [Cancel]

    4. Re:someone will stumble over Beagle2 by Speare · · Score: 1

      You know you're a political cynic when you read "Emergency Alien Martian Atmosphere Reactivation Device To Protect Our Children And Keep America Strong Act" and look at the initials to see if it has a contradictory or humourous backronym like "TOTAL RECALL Act."

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  67. Don't forget Mars Express... by zeux · · Score: 3, Informative

    Beagle2 was only 'the lander' of Mars Express.

    On the website we can read:

    The Mars Express Orbiter will:
    image the entire surface at high resolution (10 m/pixel) and selected areas at super resolution (2 m/pixel)
    produce a map of the mineral composition of the surface at 100 m resolution
    map the composition of the atmosphere and determine its global circulation
    determine the structure of the sub-surface to a depth of a few kilometres
    determine the effect of the atmosphere on the surface
    determine the interaction of the atmosphere with the solar wind


    All of that sounds really cool.

    1. Re:Don't forget Mars Express... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      One of the aims of the Super high res mode of the camera is stated as:

      SRC Super Resolution Channel (2)

      This is the high resoluting channel with an resolution of down to 2.3 m per pixel. SRC images will provide detailed information about areas of special interest, e.g. for the examination of future landing sites.

      This camera looks phenominal, and theres going to be some smiles from the European scientists when that data starts coming through.

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    2. Re:Don't forget Mars Express... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      oops - i forgot the link: here

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  68. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by CrowScape · · Score: 1

    Uh, where in my post did I participate in the American-European rivalry?

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  69. Like an alarm clock that won't shutup... by jamesh · · Score: 1

    ... some martian has silenced Beagle with a large mallet.

    I bet it was playing Blur in cheap on-hold music style (think greensleeves). That would drive anyone crazy.

  70. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Russia did want to do a moon landing, but the US wouldn't let them use the sound stage.

  71. US patherfinder was photgraphed by peter303 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The base station of the US pathefinder was photographed by the high resolution orbiter. It only filled a few pixels, so you had to stretch your imagination to believe the black and white pixels matche the orientation of the airbags and base respectively.

    I think there was a weak attempt to locate the failed 1999 lander's parachute photographically. The high resolution camera can only see miniscule parts of the surface.

  72. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, there is absolutely nothing to be proud of with respect to the US, or is there?

    Sure there is. We have the strongest economy and the largest GNP in the world. We have the greatest technology (though I fear that may change if we do not shape up) in the world. We have the strongest military. We invented the computer you are using to connect to the website (also invented here) over the internet (invented here) using broadband (invented here) or the telephone (also invented here). Slashdot itself was invented here and is hosted here.

    Another thing to be proud of with respect to the US is that our citizens clearly do care about what happens in the rest of the world, as evidenced by our work as the global police. True, we get a lot of flak over it, but the US has endeavoured to do some very good things with its technology and powerful military. If teh US was really bent on world domination, it would be a dark dark world indeed. But Americans don't want to dominate the world, they want other people to live free like we do. Nothing illustrates this better than what happened in WWII, where every country occupied by the US ended up being a liberated democracy whereas the USSR enslaved as much of the world as it could as had their friends the Nazis.

    What confuses most people, Americans included, is the actions of our government in recent decades. There are clearly people in our government with Imperialist attitudes about things, and right now those people are more powerful than ever before, more popular, and more arrogant. So we have a serious chance of losing what makes us great right now. This is why ordinary Americans need to recall why we are proud to be Americans. Step up to the plate, speak out, and say no to those who seek to dominate other human beings.

  73. Newsflash: Nothing Happening by thelizman · · Score: 1

    Strange day when the now 2 week old fact that Beagle 2 was a failure is still considered news to /. editors, but the successful Spirit probes impending rover deployment gets no mention, nor does the new high resolution stereograms.

  74. It's dead Jim! by NetNinja · · Score: 1

    It's not life as we know it.

  75. B II by coyotedata · · Score: 1

    Only the Brits could claim to hear silence.

  76. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by probbka · · Score: 1

    second to send first man into space

    So we were second to be first, eh? Well, that's quite an honor!

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  77. Re:Let me condense the relevant info further by BlueEyes_Austin · · Score: 1

    Hm. Seeing as the Germans, at least, are responsible for one of the science instruments on the MERs, you are wrong. And, by the way, having Beagle fail is not "success" in the way normal people define it.

  78. A) refers to Mars Explorer (sic).... by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    A) refers to the failed Mars Explorer mission, where a lot of money and effort was wasted because someone forgot to check that the units in the design were written in English units rather than in metric (or vice versa). It wasn't exactly the high point in American space exploration (although it isn't the low point either). I think it happened in 1998.

    1. Re:A) refers to Mars Explorer (sic).... by BTWR · · Score: 1

      you mean Mars Climate Orbiter. Mars express is Europe's current orbiter around Mars.

  79. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by matfud · · Score: 2, Redundant

    >Sure there is. We have the strongest economy and
    >the largest GNP in the world. We have the
    >greatest technology (though I fear that may
    >change if we do not shape up) in the world. We
    >have the strongest military. We invented the
    >computer you are using to connect to the website
    >(also invented here) over the internet (invented
    >here) using broadband (invented here) or the
    >telephone (also invented here). Slashdot itself
    >was invented here and is hosted here.

    Thanks for that. America did not invent
    * the computer.
    * websites (or the WWW).
    * the telephone.
    * Broadband encompases many technologies, including 3G techs, not all of which can be claimed to be invented by america.

    Also, currently the EU has a larger GNP then America.

    I will give you the military though as you seem so proud of it.

  80. Unlikely in that short term by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    But wait 800-1000 years, by then the Red Planet may have been terraformed.

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  81. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by tengwar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course they did make several unmanned landings. What I hadn't realised was that in 1976 they also had a probe return samples to Earth.

  82. Re:Not much money wasted: 40mil. GBP by Joey7F · · Score: 1

    The scope of this mission is larger than for beagle is it not? Also it is 800 million for both Spirit AND Opportunity. If we find water and if we find there was/is life on mars, it will have been worth it and then some. Bill Nye the science guy defended the missions with a great analogy.

    Paraphrased Question: "Isn't that a lot of money that could go to better use?"

    Paraphrased Answer: "Not really, if you go to a fancy coffee store you will have spent your contribution towards the mission"

    I am a Republican, and as such I am selective about which government programs I endorse. This is one though for two reasons.

    One, privately there is little incentive to perform this type of science. Two research for these missions goes to help our military develop the next generation of equipment.

    A third less obvious (or less tangible) reason is to inspire a generation of kids to dream about the prospects of a future in science or engineering. If kids want to be astronauts instead of athletes, you will have most fail, but those that want to be astronauts will at least have a path laid for higher education.

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  83. Nothing wrong with competition... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... it is only that you guys take it to fanatical extremes.

    Excesses are generally bad on my book.

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  84. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by bravehamster · · Score: 1

    whereas the USSR enslaved as much of the world as it could as had their friends the Nazis

    You make some good points, but you *really* ought to check yourself on this one. Try telling some old Soviet tank commander, or some little old babushka that the Nazis were their friends, and you'll be lucky if you walk away from the incident. A lot of Russians hate and distrust Germans in general, and Nazis in particular, with a passion that most people find hard to comprehend. Considering the nearly 40 million Russians/Soviets that died as the result of 2 German invasions, I can't say I blame them. The USSR did a lot of horrible things, but being friends of the Nazis? Never.

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  85. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1, Troll

    telephone (also invented here).

    No, invented here (Canada).

    Another thing to be proud of with respect to the US is that our citizens clearly do care about what happens in the rest of the world, as evidenced by our work as the global police.

    "We bomb you because we care!"

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  86. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    The Russians planned and tried to go to the moon. But when we got there first

    Their robots got there first...

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  87. Re:Hello Silence My Old Friend by Qrlx · · Score: 1

    Isn't that off the "Tunnel Under Troubled Water" album?

  88. Agenda for second Manned Mars Mission by jafac · · Score: 1

    1. Recover bodies from first Manned Mars Mission.
    2. Recover Beagle 2
    3. Recover other failed Mars probe missions. . .
    4. Science

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  89. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by ad0gg · · Score: 1

    Its like discovering a cure for cancer, who cares who discovers it first as long as its discovered.

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  90. risk management by bani · · Score: 1

    mars is high risk. they should have known better by now. there are enough data points to show they made they wrong decision even before they launched ...

  91. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    website : CERN (Switzerland)
    broadband : ??? ADSL - Alcatel (France)
    telephone : Bell (Canada)
    Big Mac : who gives a shit (USA)

    Just love those crappy posts who seem to score on Slashdot... you just have to wonder what they are smoking !

  92. Re:Not much money wasted: 40mil. GBP by madprof · · Score: 1

    The budget was not the only constraint - the Beagle probe was built in a staggeringly quick space of time.

  93. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by t0qer · · Score: 1

    Mod parent and everyone who participates in "Yeah!/Boo! America" in this thread down please.


    Personally I think I should be getting "Insightful" modpoints. Look at all the discussion my parent post has generated! I'm not kidding here!

    We've seen this discussion bounce through many facts about space travel, to say the least which have been on topic and on discussion with the original story section "space" We've examined which countries were first at what, and who were the men behind these achievements in space exploration.

    I think my original parent post was OK. It should at least get a +3 Funny

  94. Spirit Mission Changed To Search For WMDs! by BlueFashoo · · Score: 1

    http://deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2004_01_04_542 1.php

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  95. my question by fredmosby · · Score: 1

    If the beagle had succeded and spirit had failed what would the Euroopeans be saying?

    1. Re:my question by mlk · · Score: 1

      Shit, I was looking forward to funky 3D pics.

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  96. how about orbital pictures? by newsdee · · Score: 1

    I speak from complete ignorance and wishful thinking, but wouldn't it be possible to calculate the general area where the lander may have fallen and take pictures from orbit? Maybe the resolution of the cameras is not enough though... and the orbiters have probably better things to do than look for the Beagle2 like this.

    1. Re:how about orbital pictures? by jkcity · · Score: 1

      they are going to take pictures on the 9th january, maybe they'l release them hopefully, since the more eys that scan them the better since if ti shows it'll only be small.

  97. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1
    We invented the computer you are using to connect to the website (also invented here) over the internet (invented here) using broadband (invented here) or the telephone (also invented here).
    America did not invent
    * the computer.
    * websites (or the WWW).
    * the telephone.

    I'm confused. I mean, I'll give you the Web, that was not invented by US citizens. The grandparent was wrong on that one. But computers and phones? Hmm. Looked up phones on the Web and it appears that Antonio Meucci really invented the phone, not Alexander Bell. OK. Computers? Doesn't this depend upon whether you view the z3 or ENIAC as the first "real" computer? They each have some concepts that resemble computers today, but also each do bits differently. The ENIAC was US. The z3 was German (I think, I can't recall). I don't know, maybe you're thinking of Turing or someone as the true father of computer. Whatever the case, while at least 2 of those items appear to be legitimately invented elsewhere, all 3 got 0wn3d by the USA. Perhaps it is more accurate to say that the USA was the center of power for adoption of those devices. I'm comfortable with that. For most US citizens, the source of pride isn't necessarily that we bred it, but that we fed it.

  98. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    ...rocks that were brought back from Mars...

    I didn't know that has ever happened. We've sent stuff there, starting in 1976, but are you sure we (i.e., Terrans) ever managed to bring samples back? And what mission was that?

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  99. It's dead, Jim by eclectro · · Score: 2, Funny


    The victim of lame slashdot humor. It never had a chance.

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  100. radioactive material by BlueboyX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While the dye you mention is probably a joke, having a radioactive liquid that would spill on a catastrophic crash would be released. The dye would obviously not be visible at all, but we do have the technology to track radiation from quite a ways away...

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    1. Re:radioactive material by shaitand · · Score: 1

      obviosly the real answer would be to land on the martian north pole and in place of some liquid simply detonate a nuclear explosion there upon failure. That way failure means a bold step in terraforming Mars, and the explosion would be reasonably detectable I suspect.

    2. Re:radioactive material by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      you only need something basic that will either emit a specific wavelength, or reflect a lot of something. Those colored flares that boats use make a lot of smoke for a tiny package. So thats all you need. Either both colored and reflective and/or radioactive to be detected by something. 10pixel = 10-20 meters so its hardly a large are.

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  101. What got the Grandparent's goat... by titzandkunt · · Score: 2, Informative


    ... was the "It isn't enough that I succeed: Someone else must fail" kind of mentality that underscored the IRC messages from JPL.

    If someone goes around shouting "We No.1, We No 1!", and they really are number one, fine. They're a bit OTT and demonstrative, but still, fine.

    It's when someone, anyone, goes around shouting "We No. 1 - you shit!", that patience wears a bit thin.

    Best,

    T&K.

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    1. Re:What got the Grandparent's goat... by gangien · · Score: 1

      I can only speak for myself. But I think there is a lot of because of the way other people have reacted to the US. And of course a certain percentage of it, is just people being idiots for lack of anything better to do.

  102. Vyger by zCyl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, those martians shot down another one of our probes!

    Perhaps someday a martian will stumble across it, fix it, make it intelligent, and Bagel will come back to us searching for its Creator.

    1. Re:Vyger by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      I dread the day that B'gle returns.

  103. WTF by patternjuggler · · Score: 1

    Bouston, this is Bission Bontrol: The Beagle has etcetera...

  104. Since the moon colonies did so well... by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

    "Yes, I'm talking about humans on Mars, being casual and knocking about the place, kicking over rocks on a lazy day, sometime in my lifetime. It could be my son or daughter grown up."

    Well, of course, it's the logical next place to colonize. All those cheaply-built colonies we tossed up on the moon in the 1970s are starting to show their age, and spacefare to the Lagrange-point stations is at an all time low, so anyone can afford to go! Pack the kids into your nuclear-powered flying cars and get to the local spaceport today, the martian homesteading rush is about to begin.

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  105. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 1

    whereas the USSR enslaved as much of the world as it could as had their friends the Nazis

    You make some good points, but you *really* ought to check yourself on this one. Try telling some old Soviet tank commander, or some little old babushka that the Nazis were their friends, and you'll be lucky if you walk away from the incident. A lot of Russians hate and distrust Germans in general, and Nazis in particular, with a passion that most people find hard to comprehend. Considering the nearly 40 million Russians/Soviets that died as the result of 2 German invasions, I can't say I blame them. The USSR did a lot of horrible things, but being friends of the Nazis? Never.

    The USSR was never friends with the Nazis? You do realize that had Stalin not allowed Hitler to build weapons in Soviet factories and train troops on Soviet soil that he was not supposed to have he would never have been ready to start WWII, don't you? Then there was that bit about the nonagression pact they had with one another. Oh, and there's also the fact the the USSR traded with Hitler providing much-needed petroleum products without which the war would have likewise not been possible.

    Though Hitler opposed Communism, both Stalin and Hitler ran similar regimes. They befriended one another in order to carve up Europe. Yes, it went sour for them, and I am sure the Soviet tank commanders did not like the Germans after that even if they had liked them before (hint, there are centuries at least of animosity between Russia, Ukraine, Poland, and Germany, and for good reason). But the USSR and the Nazi regime were indeed friends and helped one another enslave the people of Europe.

    When the allies defeated Hitler, Stalin made sure that he would not lose his gains. Eastern Europe was under Soviet domination. But wait, there is more. The Soviet states were actually under Russian domination the whole time, and the USSR gained several states.

    Speaking of which I think you will find that the majority of Soviet losses were in fact losses from nonRussian states, most of all from Ukraine. Ukraine fought on three sides at least in the war. There were Ukrainian SS troops fighting for the Germans, Ukrainian Red Army troops fighting for Stalin, and Ukrainian partisans fighting for Ukraine. It all added up to a lot of Ukrainians being killed in battle besides the massive civilian casualties. The civilians were starved and attacked by all sides.

    The tale in other Soviet states is very similar. In addition vast numbers of the native populations were deported to Siberia. As for the Red Army losses, these were exacerbated by Stalin's refusal to accept escaped POWs or any form of retreat. Sometimes the troops who were goading units into battle with orders to shoot any Red Army soldier who came back were better equipped than those who were fighting.

    Now that I think about it, it probably was disengenuous to say it the way I did because it might imply that the average Soviet citizen liked and approved of what was happening. That is certainly not the case. Stalin is the real culprit here. But that is just it. You get the US or you get Stalin. Personally I think the US way is better. And trust me, as much as I dislike Bush, I prefer him to Putin just as much as I would have FDR to Stalin.

  106. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 1

    No, [the telephone was] invented here (Canada).

    Canadians love to claim this, but it's basically untrue. Bell was born and educated in Scotland, then he moved to London in 1867 (at age 20). In 1870 he moved to canada, and then in 1872 (just two years in canada) he moved to the US. The telephone was officially unveiled in the US, four years later in 1876. The patents for the telephone are all filed in the US.

    One reason canada likes to claim the telephone as their own is because bell occasionally visited canada for long periods (as much as 6 months at a time) before he invented the telephone, and then continued to do this even after 1876. He also probably made some key discoveries in the 2 years he officially lived there. But, by this logic, scotland has more claim the telephone than canada, simply because he was there a lot more before the invention.

    At any rate, he was an American citizen, and proud to be one at that.

  107. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 1

    website : CERN (Switzerland)
    broadband : ??? ADSL - Alcatel (France)
    telephone : Bell (Canada)
    Big Mac : who gives a shit (USA)

    Just love those crappy posts who seem to score on Slashdot... you just have to wonder what they are smoking !

    I'll give you the web. I was clearly wrong. I had conflated invention of the graphical web browser (US) with invention of the web.

    I was right about US companies (AT&T and Time-Warner) coming up with broadband, however. Likewise Alexander Graham Bell was a US citizen and a patriot, so you are wrong to attribute him to Canada. Someone else expounded on this better than I could in this thread.

    But hey, go invent something in your country and make them proud! That is what this is all about anyway.

  108. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that. America did not invent
    * the computer. ...

    Also, currently the EU has a larger GNP then America.

    I will give you the military though as you seem so proud of it.

    Actually I was pretty sure we did invent the computer. All the early computers, from Babbage's analytical engine to the ENIAC etc were designed in the USA. Nevertheless, I was directly referring to the personal computer which was invented by Steve Wozniac and Steve Jobs, two fine upstanding Americans.

    As for the EU, well, it's not a country now is it? I think that's eventually in the cards but adoption of the Euro will be important to that and there are some difficulties. Nevertheless, I think we should ramp up if Europe has somehow overtaken us as a collective in GNP. I mean after all if we are going to top them in defense spending then we should top GNP as well.

    As for the military, I am proud that that military has kept the world safe from dictators and bullies. By the way that includes keeping Europe safe after it was proven Europeans themselves could not do that. A lot of Europeans are proud of the grand social programs they have and the many investments in infrastructure their countries' governments have made. But I wonder if that would be possible if the Europeans had to even come close to paying their equal share for UN and NATO costs. You should think about that next time you want to complain about teh US being a global policeman.

  109. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 1

    ..rocks that were brought back from Mars...

    I didn't know that has ever happened. We've sent stuff there, starting in 1976, but are you sure we (i.e., Terrans) ever managed to bring samples back? And what mission was that?

    Probably this was a case of the news reports being confusing. I remembered a lot of reports of "rocks from mars with life on them" which must have been the same story as the first one.

  110. well duh by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    "There's a 73 Kg limit (including all the airbags, entry heat-shield, and the actual payload) for the entire mission"

    there *was*

    obviously you cant go back in time to retrofit a beacon on Beagle 2.

    is the next beagle mission going to have a 73kg weight limit?

  111. Great Galactic Ghoul by SoVi3t · · Score: 1

    Anybody remember when all the Mars missions were supposedly being "sabotaged" (read: stopped working) several decades ago, and NASA jokingly blamed it on the "Great Galactic Ghoul?"

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  112. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whenever I read obvious BS like this on /. I bookmark the post, wait until I get new mod points and mod it down once I do.

    We had your kind of patriotism in Germany too once you know? It's called fascism now.

    Well if you are truly German perhaps reports of superior German education are unfounded after all. Allow me to give you a demonstration in political science 101.

    What you are referring to in actually Nationalism. A firm belief that your country is the best. Nationalism gets a bad rap in part because of situations like Nazi Germany. But it is really not evil in itself to think your country is the best in the world. The trick is to work to make it so. If you do not have pride in your country, and do not work to make your country better, your civilization will ultimately fall.

    Besides, what is wrong with having pride in one's country? Someone said that the US had nothing to be proud of. I refuted them and gave some of the myriad reasons US citizens have to be proud. What is wrong with that?

    What would you say if I claimed Germany had nothing to be proud of? Would you not defend your country and speak of its rich cultural traditions, beautiful landscape (and women), beer and sausages, excellent automobiles, and kick-ass highway system? Is being proud of national achievements really fascist? Of course it isn't.

    Fascism is the belief that society should be strictly controlled by a strong leader. Examples of Fascism in action are Fascist Italy and Spain and Nazi Germany during and before WWII. I have never advocated fascism and I never will. I believe strongly in freedom, democracy, and self-reliance. These are, by the way the cornerstones of American (US) philosophy of which we are likewise very proud.

  113. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 1

    Another thing to be proud of with respect to the US is that our citizens clearly do care about what happens in the rest of the world, as evidenced by our work as the global police.
    "We bomb you because we care!"

    Actually, here in the US there is a group called "Food not Bombs" who distribute food to the homeless. Now imagine their surprise when they found that we were dropping food and bombs simultaneously on Afghanistan. Well, at least we got it half right :P.

  114. Psst, Babbage was British and working in the UK! by Slashamatic · · Score: 4, Informative
    All the early computers, from Babbage's analytical engine to the ENIAC etc were designed in the USA

    The difference and analytical engines wew design by a Brit in the UK. The Z3 was German and the bombes and in particular, Colossus for code cracking were British, albeit the bombes had some Polish input. The first commercial electronic computer was built by a British company as was the first virtual memory computer. Essentially it wasn't until the superior buying power of major corporations and the US government spurred development over in the US. The European market was very fragmented then and without a large single domestic market, they fell behind.

  115. Military vs Social Contributions by Slashamatic · · Score: 1
    The US led Marshall plan provided the groundwork for much of modern Europe. The reconstruction after WW2 Militarism in the former Axis countries was very actively discouraged, which is why Germany, for example is not big on military spending.

    You will find out that almost all EU countries contribute a much larger share of non-military foreign aid to the rest of the world. Although the military contributions are smaller, the social programmes make up for this. Unhappy people and unstable countries make poor neighbours and an effective recruiting ground for terrorists.

    Also you will find that unlike the US, the EU countries have been paying their share of the UN. The US has in the past refused to pay and they are only doing so now by renegotiating their contributions downwards.

    1. Re:Military vs Social Contributions by rifter · · Score: 1

      Also you will find that unlike the US, the EU countries have been paying their share of the UN. The US has in the past refused to pay and they are only doing so now by renegotiating their contributions downwards.

      This was because the US was pretty much paying the entire budget of the UN. No the EU countries were not paying their share. They did, however, dutifully pay their dues. I opposed the Republican plans to not pay our dues, but regardless of this fact, the dues for the US far outstripped those of the EU even as a collective. This was what precipitated the calls to drop out of the UN and/or stop paying, among other things.

    2. Re:Military vs Social Contributions by Slashamatic · · Score: 1

      The dues were based on a GDP formula and paid more than other individual countries. The US was most definitly not paying a lion's share compared to collections of countries (such as the EU, even just adding Germany's, the UK's and France's contributions together) - and in any case, they welched for party-political reasons.

    3. Re:Military vs Social Contributions by rifter · · Score: 1

      The dues were based on a GDP formula and paid more than other individual countries. The US was most definitly not paying a lion's share compared to collections of countries (such as the EU, even just adding Germany's, the UK's and France's contributions together) - and in any case, they welched for party-political reasons.

      Well, it looks like I was slightly wrong about this. The US pays 25% of the UN budget, which is certainly more than any other country, but certainly not what I woudl have thought given the Republican whining on this subject (I would have put the figure closer to 75%). However it is more than the UK France, and Germany put together. In fact if you throw in mighty Spain you are still short. You need Italy to get above the contribution of the US.

      Now, that is just the "union dues," as it were. When the UN needs to do something militarily, 9 times out of ten it means the lion's share of the work has to be done by US troops. UN adventures which do not feature US troops are unsuccessful almost without exception. Which goes back to the 300-500 billion dollars the US spends annually to keep the world safe.

      And again, the EU is not a country. To be a country, you need a common government and a common currency. The EU does not have either. A constitution was recently drafted, and there is the Euro, yes. And of course the UK, France, and Germany all use the.. oh that right, they DON'T use the euro and probably NEVER will.

      And by the way if you do live in Europe you had better pray that the EU never does become a country. Especially now that the originally democratic provisions of the EU were replaced so that it will in fact be a dictatorship. This is beside the fact that adoption of the Euro is likely to cause economic collapse. Estonians were recently quoted as saying that the EU is becoming the new Soviet Union. I hope that they are not right, or it does not work out, because living in Europe will be very bad otherwise.

      Now don't get me wrong. I am all for cooperation between countries. In fact I think that removing economic and immigration barriers between European countries will stimulate growth there and is therefore a healthy thing. I likewise think that the United States should work to improve the lot of all nations in the Western Hemisphere. NAFTA was supposed to do that, but apparently it did not work out that way. And there is the rub. Just as greedy corporate elitists took advantage of and subverted NAFTA, so greedy banking elitists will take over and subvert the EU systems.

    4. Re:Military vs Social Contributions by Slashamatic · · Score: 1
      Um there are two levels of assesment, one for normal members and one for permanent members of the security council, but the amount depends upon the GNP. Peace-keeping activities carried out on the UN's behalf are paid for by a special budget not by the individual members.

      It is true that the US spends a lot on the military, but one reason is that the US bases are seen as vote-winners by the congress and senate. The military need arms and equipment which need regular servicing and replacement. A cynic remarked after the Gulf War I that in about 10 years the cruise missiles would have to used or replaced. However, it should be added that the Iraqi conflict was not a UN action so it was up to the participants to pay for it.

      At no point did I say that the EU is a country. In your quote from my posting, I refer to it as a collection of countries, although an increasingly powerful one. The EU has a currency that most of its members have adopted and a directly elected parliament. The provisons in the new constitution that you refer to are for the representation on the council of Europe and essentially mean that the countries with the most people have the most votes. However it does lack a single foreign-policy (as in Powell's complaint of "Who do I call when I want to know Europe's opinion?"). The EU doesn't have its own joint defence force, this would be a problem because of NATO.

      However, the EU also runs its own aid programmes in addition to those performed by the member countries. Although some programmes are for the EU's own sake such as PHARE which provides transitional assistance for new members, others such as TACIS provide general assistance to the post Soviet Block. Others try to help people establish democracy in places like Palastine. In Israel, this was not particularly sucessful, but it has worked elsewhere. On the whole, this is just playing good neighbours and trying to reduce tension.

      Lastly, I don't really see banking elitists taking over. The ECB seems pretty powerful, but elite it isn't. Each EMU member has a vote running it. Outside of the UK, the banks really don't have that much power. There is more money in the funds management companies based out of St. James in London that all of Frankfurt, let alone the city. For the EU to coalesce into a single country is about as likely as a "North America". On the other hand confederation is a vague possibility.

      Lastly, I should return to topic and point out that that the ESA and similar organisations (like CERN) are not EU.

  116. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 1

    Indeed, and a rover, too. The first one of its kind I believe.

  117. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    whereas the USSR enslaved as much of the world as it could as had their friends the Nazis. - Like the man on /. used to say: if I ever meet you, I will kick your ass. Don't even reply to me, freaking fascist.

  118. Molotov-Ribbentrop by Slashamatic · · Score: 1
    It was called The Molotov-Ribbentrop Non-Aggression Pact. However, Stalin ended up fighting the Germans, but he wasn't particular, he distrusted and hated everyone: Germans, Jews, intellectuals and he was responsible for death of between 20 and 30 million people in the thirties.

    Some older Russians may distrust Germans, but the younger ones aren't bothered. The Germans had a history of working with the Russians dating back to Peter the Great. There was a large contingent of Russians of German ethnic origin (mostly descendents of farmers invited by Catherine the Great), although many have taken up their right to relocate to Germany. Catherine herself was born in Darmstadt, Germany.

  119. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by Charles+E.+Hardwidge · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The Russians planned and tried to go to the moon. But when we got there first, they gave out that story of "Nyah, we never wanted to go to that dirty ol' moon, anyhow!"

    A little known fact is the Soviet Union did get to the moon first. The United States manned moon landing was made shortly afterwards. Another fact is that without British and continental European assistance the United States would have come second in the manned programme. Rather than dwell on the PR oversights that encouraged you to come to the conclusions you have, I'm pleased to see Europe, Russia, China, India, and Japan, have started producing PR that better reflects their own considerable achievements.

    I'm greatly encouraged by the enthusiasm with which many politicans and members of the public have shown towards Beagle. Putting technological achievements aside, this alone makes the project a success. Professor Pillinger is still of the belief that Beagle will bark, and isn't giving up hope until all possibilities have been exhausted. I share that belief. And that is probably the greatest triumph. Professor Pillinger has helped remind us what a sense of wonder and hope for a better world can achieve.

  120. Customs... by glenebob · · Score: 1

    It's probly just hung up in Martian Customs. The poor ole' Beagle might be undergoing a cavety search this very moment.

  121. Re: why not a flare by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Have a flare of some kind that spews out BLUE/GREEN smoke/crap that lands on the surface and stays there for years. and it about 100 feet long too, like powdered colored crap. use 4 of them in a cross config so you can work out where it is.

    Total weight, 1kg max.

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  122. Re: launch 50 at once by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Time to build 50 of the damn beagles and launch them at once 73 * 50 = 3600kg, easily launched on a Titan5 or Ariane5. Sure it might cost $120m to launch, and be hard to fit 50 landers in one bigass probe, but hey, it would be the best result ever! with 20-50 locations being rovered at the same time.

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  123. My sources tell me. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    That the spate of 'lost' Mars exploration devices are working just fine.

    It's a matter of too much too soon.

    Give it a few years. The aliens will make their big poo-bah appearance soon enough. (They're already practically oozing out around the edges as it is!) Then the fan will really take a hit, all veils will burn away, etc.

    Personally, I think it'll be a challenge just to stay alive for the next five-eight years to see all this stuff go down. --What with the draft, economic collapses and military lock-downs coming, disease-cities becoming death traps with road blocks to prevent you from leaving, and such. Among other things.

    It's true that the future isn't set, but not enough people are working to act in favor of their future selves. (There really is a ton of things you can do. Stop eating all the amazing poisons put in your food, for a start. Clear your head. Soy is one such example, containing toxins which prevent mineral and protien uptake in your body. It's also filled with plant-based eostrogen, (yes guys, that would be 'Female Growth Hormones'. Why do you think Asians are so small? Hint: it's not the exuse you've been sold.) And best of all, soy has managed to creep into practically every foodstuff on the market. Look it up.)

    But really. . . At this point I've more or less given up on humanity as a whole. Mars probes be damned. Anybody who does enough digging will know more or less what is being seen on the red planet but not shared.

    Though, it's nice to see that so few people are calling me nuts these days. When I was warning everybody about this stuff back in 2001, the cat calls were just harsh.

    Fear is Food, so don't get spooked. Grow a spine, look reality dead on, and you'll win.


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  124. It's not really a failure for the Brits by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 2, Funny
    We've done at least as well as the Roswell aliens did:

    Bravely navigate the endless black depths of space to a new and strange planet. Then crash.

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  125. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by Repran · · Score: 1
    You obviously have not lived in Germany. Raising a German national flag on a flag pole in your garden is enough to be called a Nazi pig. It was hotly publicly debated if one can actually claim 'I am proud to be a German!' (Ich bin stolz ein Deutscher zu sein!).

    And you know what? It is concensus that it is unacceptable to make such a statement. Do it and you will be denounced a frigging Nazi pig. It is fine to be 'thankfull' or 'gratefull'. But 'proud'? That would be too much. Don't belive me? Ask any of your German friends - should you have any.

    Maybe this give some of you an idea how your biased patriotism sounds in the ears of contemporary Germans who has been tought over and over again that 'patriotism' == 'fascism' == 'dead jews' == 'YOUR fault'.

    Just my 0.02 Euro.

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  126. 2 all the superior ones (you know the individuals) by superhoe · · Score: 1
    I still keep wondering which REALLY touches a _common_ citizen more:

    - The fact that you now have some drone browsing some red planet's surface and others don't

    or

    - The fact that meanwhile you feel unearthly superiority over other earthlings and write about it to /. the FBI is browsing all your accounts and financial data without informing you - and it's perfectly legal. And much, much more.

    I just wonder if I really should feel that sad about all this Beagle ping timeout thing..

    I live a common life, therefore i prioritize

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  127. beagle found by Tom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like they found the problem:

    crash image

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  128. In Related News by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

    ...The FAA reported that there was _still_ no contact from Amelia Earhart.

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  129. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by doublegauss · · Score: 1
    or the telephone (also invented here).

    Not quite. See here.

  130. Smashed to bits? by BigBadBus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I reckon it was smashed to bits on landing. The Beagle 2 team had problems when testing one of the landing bags at a vacuum facility in the US; basically, the bags burst, and the team realised that they had to use a lower pressure and compromise on a few other items to save on weight. One compromise too far I think.

  131. Mars Express Camera by k2r · · Score: 1

    Hi,

    since Mars Express - which I'd consider to be the most important part of the project - is working perfectly, there will be a stereo-camera with a resolution of 2m (Meters) orbiting the planet.
    This might be enough to see what happened to the poor little doggie.

    There are a lot of great instruments aboard Mars Express, you can find all the information about them on The ESA Site

    k2r

    1. Re:Mars Express Camera by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know, but Beagle's not actually that big - it's about 2m across, fully expanded, according to what I've read. Even if the airbags are still attached and nicely spread out, I still think the camera hasn't much chance of picking out anything interesting.

      I said 6 pixels (and I still think I'm being generous). To put that into perspective, you have this entire page (I'm assuming you're at 1280x1024 or 1024x768) and somewhere there *might* be something like - on it, or maybe ; except the contrast will be nowhere near as good as on this page. Even shadows of rocks will have a more prominent signature on the image :-(

      You need a resolution of about 10cm, and the problem with that is that there's a lot of 10cm^2 patches on a planet :-((

      Simon.

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    2. Re:Mars Express Camera by k2r · · Score: 1

      Hi Simon,

      so with your guess our best chance to find beagle is spotting a crater on mars. Somebody should have raked the surface of Mars before landing a probe...

      k2r

    3. Re:Mars Express Camera by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      I guess all I'm really saying is that it's hopeless once the thing doesn't say "I'm OK". If it's not ok, then do all the regression analysis, try to figure out where it went wrong and try another probe... A shame, but true :-(

      Simon

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  132. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by Aussie · · Score: 1

    What you are referring to in actually Nationalism
    Besides, what is wrong with having pride in one's country?

    "Nationalism is an infantile sickness, it is the measles of the human race. Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!" Albert Einstein

  133. Re: launch 50 at once by juhaz · · Score: 1

    Would be nice, of course, but that kind of money will be daaaamn hard to come by these days.

    Maybe one day, but probably not before we have a big-ass camera on the orbit to point out truely safe landing sites and maybe even few human operators on that side of the solar system orchestrating the thing.

    Well, maybe the Chinese can get anyone else to crap their pants and kick-start western space exploration again...

  134. Patriotism, Nationalism, Jingoism, Racism by upside · · Score: 1

    It's more subtle than your 101. Defining Fascism narrowly as a political belief misses some defining features: directing public opinion and support by playing up to people's nationalist passions and prejudices (demagoguery).

    This is exactly what a European sees in Bush. See how easily the US gov't has been able to manipulate public opinion and get support by bashing the French in the Iraq question rather than addressing the actual issues. He's ridden roughshod over democratic principles in domestic policy and is detaining civilian prisoners without access to a lawyer in Guantanamo, all in the name of "national security".

    You must realise that European history is really about nationalism and the hurt that has caused. People look at lessons from their own history when they interpret the present. Some Europeans look at America today and see the mistakes from their past: nationalism, jingoism, demagoguery, imperialism, colonialism, crusades, concentration camps and war. Europeans are very cautious, pessimistic and critical because of these lessons. They teach us that things are rarely simple, clear cut or 100% certain and that there is always another side to the story.

    Nothing wrong with being patriotic or being proud of your country as such. However, there's the issue of "we're best" being very close to "I'm better than you" and the implications that has. Jingoism and racism are the darker side of nationalism.

    Nationalism is a good motivator, but it can be dangerous as a political tool. It's also not a very clever way of dealing with people from other countries on a personal level when you have an attitude that says "we're better than you." Things work much smoother on all levels when you try to be respectful of their right to be who they are.

    I'm sure most Americans act in good faith. What were the lessons for the US from its history, for example WWII? How do they affect American thinking?

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    1. Re:Patriotism, Nationalism, Jingoism, Racism by rifter · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what a European sees in Bush. See how easily the US gov't has been able to manipulate public opinion and get support by bashing the French in the Iraq question rather than addressing the actual issues. He's ridden roughshod over democratic principles in domestic policy and is detaining civilian prisoners without access to a lawyer in Guantanamo, all in the name of "national security".

      Actually Bush is a fascist, but for the reasons I outlined. He does not care about freedom, democracy, or the will of the people. He gives it lip service bacsue admitting he wants to be a dictator publicly would go too far. BUt he acts autocratically. Congress these days is a rubber stamp, just as the Reichstag was in Nazi Germany. And that is even if they get to vote. A number of laws have been written by the Bush administration. Some of them are simply entered as decrees or "policy changes." Others are voted in without any debate or comment allowed, and as secretly as one can in this country (like the provisions of Patriot II that were slipped into a bill which, apparently, congressmen were not allowed to read for security reasons).

      But I am still glad to live in the US because there is still the possibility to be rid of Bush through democratic means. He has gotten away with a lot through fiat, and has certainly been given plenty of slack thanks to the actions of the mujahadeen his father funded and trained. But there are limits yet to his power, and alsthough he has done as much as he can to make it illegal to speak against him, he cannot overtly do so. He must at leats pretend he is a democratic leader because if he does not the gig is up.

      Hopefully we will soon get someone better in there. I think the damage from the events of recent years on our cherished freedoms will take a long time to heal. It will require, strangely enough, strong leadership, but strong leadership from someone who is NOT an autocrat like Bush and his pal Putin are.

      As for the lessons we learn from WWII, two things which are hammered into our heads in public schools are the trend of the US to reduce military spending after each war (in fact we practically dissolved our military after each of the first few wars). The other is the peril of nonintervention. Intervening in Germany's affairs before WWII woudl have saved a lot of lives.

      Personally I think the most important lesson of the WWII era is how quickly people will in general make that trade of liberty for safety our founding fathers warned us about. I see it happening now with Bush, and he is using a lot of the same tactics Hitler did when he was gaining power. But it is verboten to even dare compare Bush to Hitler, ostensibly because Bush has not built any concentration camps. But there was a time when Hitler had not built any either and was building support in the way Bush is now. That is a fair comparison, IMHO.

      As for jingoism and all that you mentioned, I look at it this way. I think it is wrong to treat people from other countries as inferior. But I think everyone should have pride in their country. Just think if everyone in Ethiopia banded together to make Ethiopia kick ass! Then Sally Struthers would be out of a job. As for ribbing the otehr team, well, that is the point. If you win a football match you don't tell people they suck necessarily, but you woudl rib them a bit. It's good clean fun.

      As for my comments about France, well, look. I did not cease liking France because of Bush. I always thought they were in decline like many former European powers. I think it is sad. They think they are hot, and they are not. French people should be proud of their country, mainly for its history, but they should recognize its problems. They are not a world superpower. They give themselves far too much credit and it is detrimental to fixing what is really wrong in France.

      As for France and Iraq, I opposed the war in Iraq because I felt Bush had the wrong motivations.

    2. Re:Patriotism, Nationalism, Jingoism, Racism by upside · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your reply. You're of course right about Britain and France. They haven't been (aren't) treating developing countries right in any strict terms.

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  135. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1
    WWII finished them off. Now they don't even fight their own battles anymore.
    Umm, I'm assuming you're talking about Vietnam there, if so I'd suggest you read up on the conflict leading up to America's not-very-heroic-and-highly-embarassing involvement.

    That's not what that dig was about though, was it? Your problem is presumably not that France won't fight their own battles, but rather that they won't fight *yours*.
  136. UF by manon · · Score: 1

    I think Illiad has the best way of putting it: here

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  137. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by upside · · Score: 1

    Germany has a humane society, wonderful arts, excellent science, a great economy and a good social system. I'd be proud to be German.

    It's all about how that reflects on how you relate to other people. You can be proud while holding people from less achieving nations as equals.

    It's also healthy to base your self esteem on other things than nationality. You shouldn't be ashamed or feel superior on a personal level. You're judged on who *you* are, what you are like and what you do, not what your grandparents did or what kinds of cars some factory churns out in some part of your country.

    -- A fellow European from Finland

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  138. Re:did it even get to mars? by elFarto+the+2nd · · Score: 1

    Yep, It definetly landed on mars...

    ...although the exact amount of fragments it landed in is still unknown.

    Regards
    elFarto

  139. the Beagle landed in a crater by HomerJayS · · Score: 1
    Let's face it, the Beagle landed in a crater. Tragic, but it's not incompetence.

    Yeah, the Beagle landed in a crater alright...

    The one it made itself when the rentry systems failed.

  140. Yes a design fault. by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

    Like maybe the Beagle was made by British Leyland & just can't cope with wet weather unless a rubber glove is tied arround it's dizzy, I mean its electronics, & it rained on launch day.

  141. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I don't think that ever happened. That would require landing on mars which we have all seen is difficult in itself but would also require taking back off from Mars. That would probably be more difficult then landing. It would require making it land with enough fuel to take off and get back to earth making it much more dangerous. It would also require more then twice the amount of fuel then a one way mission would. And if it costs near 100 million to take off from earth just think what it would cost to take off from mars.

    I seem to remember reports of fossilized bacteria found in meteorites or something like that. I really doubt that it was from mars.

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  142. Alas, will we not see the headline ... by Zorlon · · Score: 1
    The Beagle Has Landed !!!
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  143. No, Really.. by Far_Memory · · Score: 1

    Try spirit.nasa.gov!

    Pinging spirit.nasa.gov with 32 bytes of data:
    Reply from spirit.nasa.gov bytes =32 time<100ms TTL=128
    Reply from spirit.nasa.gov bytes =32 time<100ms TTL=128
    Reply from spirit.nasa.gov bytes =32 time<100ms TTL=128

    Ping statistics for spirit.nasa.gov: Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss)
    Color photos = YES

    -A

  144. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Actually, here in the US there is a group called "Food not Bombs" who distribute food to the homeless. Now imagine their surprise when they found that we were dropping food and bombs simultaneously on Afghanistan. Well, at least we got it half right :P.

    And the "tamper-proof" bombs are the same colour as the food packages!

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  145. Had a Beagle Once by salesgeek · · Score: 1

    Anyone who has owned a Beagle will tell you what a bad idea it was to name the probe "Beagle". Beagles don't come when called and they get on the trail of a critter and will walk 25 miles.

    I only wish you could have sent my beagle to mars instead of the probe...

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  146. Stupid moderators... by fmaxwell · · Score: 1
    The above comment was humorous and relevent. The moderators were simply too ignorant to understand it. From the Wikipedia entry:
    Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

    The death of Spanish dictator Francisco Franco during Saturday Night Live's first season in 1975 served as the source of one of the first catch phrases from SNL to enter the general populace.

    Franco lingered near death for weeks before dying. On slow news days, United States network television news casters sometimes noted that Franco was still alive, or not yet dead. The imminent death of Franco was the headline story on the NBC news for a number of weeks previous.

    After Franco's death, Chevy Chase, reader of the news on Saturday Night Live's comedic news segment, announced the fascist dictator's death and read a quote from Richard Nixon praising Franco as a good friend of the United States; as an ironic counterpoint to this, a picture was displayed behind Chase, showing Franco standing alongside Adolf Hitler.

    From that point on, Chase made it clear that SNL would get the last laugh at Franco's expense. "This breaking news just in", Chase would announce-- "Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead!" The top story of the news segment for several weeks running was that Generalisimo Francisco Franco was still dead. Chase would repeat the story at the end of the news segment, aided by Garrett Morris, "head of the New York School for the Hard of Hearing", whose "aid" in repeating the story involved cupping his hands around his mouth and shouting the headline.
    I was obviously comparing the continued news coverage about the silent Beagle 2 spacecraft to the aforementioned Saturday Night Live Weekend Update reports about Generalissimo Francisco Franco.

    Moral of the story for moderators: I you think something I've posted is off-topic, then do some research or ask a grown-up before moderating it down.
  147. Re: Beacon by Quantum-Sci · · Score: 1

    I sympathize with our Euro friends, and am one American who wishes them all well.

    But don't understand how a beacon could cost 2.5 kilos? All it would have to be is a pager-like device attached to the batteries, which pings until shut up by other (functioning) circuitry. It could even ping low if neighbor circuitry is dead; medium if it's upside-down; high, if it sees light. Hell, I could have made them one matchbox-size. I'm sure they were concentrating on science devices.

    Although, since the cause is really martians carrying the probes into their caves, it wouldn't have helped. (sigh)

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  148. Re:Europeans are fags, that's why by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

    Of course, in my post higher up this discussion I didn't include you, tosspot

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  149. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by matfud · · Score: 1

    > Wow... the EU (almost an entire continent) has
    > a GNP larger than America (one country).

    Most of the EU is on the Asian continent.
    Therefore the member countries (often called states) occupy only a small percentage of the continent.

    The USA is one country that covers about the same land area as all of the states that make up the EU put together. Like the states of the US the members of the EU have a common currency and shared central bank.

    > NAFTA is still larger.. idiot
    Why yes, you are an idiot.

  150. Re:Not much money wasted: 40mil. GBP by Joey7F · · Score: 1

    Whereas democrats want to raise taxes on the parents of future scientists so that they can't afford to send their kids to universities. At the same time they redirect that tax money to welfare families so somebody can learn to bounce a ball better and get into the NBA. Our priorities are fucked up.

    I wouldn't go THAT far, but there is some truth to what you are saying. Getting kids interested in science and engineering will likely provide them with higher salaries so that America and continue its fantastic tradition of a very large middle class.

    --Joey

  151. sorry - that's what the (sic) refers to by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    I wasn't certain if I had it right, and I didn't. Thank you

  152. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by matfud · · Score: 1

    The colossus mark 1 and mark 2 were both working in 1944. Eniac was not finished until 1945.

    Babbage was British (1791-1871) and made programmable mechanical computers that were used by the british and american governments.

    The EU is not a country but most of its member states share a common currency, have centralised banks, have common regulations regarding trade and migration and human rights. In many respects you could compare the EU now to the US a couple of hundred years ago.

    >I am proud that that military has kept the world safe from dictators and bullies
    There are an large number of dictator and bullies in the world today. Many of them supported by the US.

  153. Re: Beacon by snake_dad · · Score: 1

    I don't know either, just repeating what the head of the project said in one of his briefings.

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  154. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 1

    You obviously have not lived in Germany. Raising a German national flag on a flag pole in your garden is enough to be called a Nazi pig. It was hotly publicly debated if one can actually claim 'I am proud to be a German!' (Ich bin stolz ein Deutscher zu sein!).

    And you know what? It is concensus that it is unacceptable to make such a statement. Do it and you will be denounced a frigging Nazi pig. It is fine to be 'thankfull' or 'gratefull'. But 'proud'? That would be too much. Don't belive me? Ask any of your German friends - should you have any.

    Maybe this give some of you an idea how your biased patriotism sounds in the ears of contemporary Germans who has been tought over and over again that 'patriotism' == 'fascism' == 'dead jews' == 'YOUR fault'.

    Just my 0.02 Euro.

    I am somewhat aware of the detrimental effects of overdoing denazification, but I did not know how far it had gone. That is sad. Germans have a lot of things of which to be proud. It is sad that Hitler took power and planned to destroy Germany, as well as the Jews, but he is dead now. Let us bury the Nazis, not praise them, but don't bury Germany with them.

    I have befriended a few Germans here and there and have found those I have met among the most conscientious, intelligent, and friendly people I have known. So be proud to be German. You have a rich history, a fair dinkum present, and a glorious future ahead.

  155. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 1

    Let's see...If we are talking about exploration of the space...and you are all saying how proud you are of being american...why dont you say what country was the first to put up a space shuttle around the earth? or the first to take a human being on space? IT WAS NOT AMERICA. You seem to forget your errors and only put your success. That's the problem with americans, you are always saying that the world owes you everything, but you dont seem to accept that you have errors (Apolo I, Iraq, support for the dictators in latin america, support Bin Laden, Vietnam, etc). I'm sorry but I must hate you...my father was tortured and killed in Chile (a regime that you support) only because he traveled to the USSR and eastern europe. My kudos for been responsible of a massacre and actually feeling proud about it (we did it because the security of the world), I dont know how do you expect to not be hated by all the countries you destroyed, only because you tought that was the right thing to do. You are not angels, you are not saviors, you are not heros (nobody IS) trying to impose your LIBERTY by the force (or supporting a regime) is only making you worst that the regime that was before you.
    Same goes to the Spirit and Beagle2, I'm glad that you feel proud of having success, but remember to learn from errors or you will only have an awful revenge.
    Cheers.

    I did not list our numerous sins and errors specifically because I was replying to a post that asked of what Americans can be proud. If you read my other posts you will find I am often highly critical of the US and its leadership.

    There are few things in our history more shameful than our policy in Latin America. I think the main problem here was that our leaders were driven by capitalism rather than democracy. And it was a particularly insidious form of capitalism as well, in which only the very few gain anything at all, off the backs of the many workers. That was wrong, and if I ever attain political office, it will be something I will strive to correct. If I ever see anyone running for office who promises to change this I will vote for them.

    The average american is not a corporate CEO or a VP for United Fruit. The average american works hard for what they have and would like the rest of teh world to succeed and have freedom as well. Do not mistake the actions of a few for the will of America.

    Also it is a mistake to think of the US as a single ethnic background, and to a large extent it is different from most other countries in this way. All of the countries in the Western Hemisphere are made up mostly of immigrants, but of the countries in this hemisphere the US is the most desirable for immigration precisely because it offers unparalleled opportunities for immigrants. The best and the brightest from all over the world come to the US to live. This is, by the way, what Confucius said should be the goal of nations. You want to make your country the best place to live in in the world so that the best people will be falling over themselves to come there and make it even better.

    I have never supported any dictator, nor terrorist anywhere. My tax dollars probably did, but they were a drop in the bucket. So far as these things have ever been submitted for my review I have always opposed them. I think that is typical of most americans, which is why the support of dictators is generally secret. When americans learn that the CIA is helping dictator X oppress his people, or that the Army School of the Americas is churning out expert torturers, they cry for blood. There have been several cases where this goes into trial, like Iran-Contra. Granted, the ultimate response of the government is less than should be desired, but that is what happens when you elect elitists to run the country.

    I hope that by continuing to promote pride in the US we can make people proud enough to fight the elitists and antidemocratic forces. I pray that this leads to us helping our neighbours lead better lives without fear of reprisals. And I hope they can forgive the past when we have finally buried these demons.

  156. ... and they've just LEFT the club by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

    ... of people who can point fingers at space failures and say "I could to that better".

    You know, like most of Slashdot ;)

    --
    "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
  157. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I don't think that ever happened. That would require landing on mars which we have all seen is difficult in itself but would also require taking back off from Mars. That would probably be more difficult then landing. It would require making it land with enough fuel to take off and get back to earth making it much more dangerous. It would also require more then twice the amount of fuel then a one way mission would. And if it costs near 100 million to take off from earth just think what it would cost to take off from mars.

    I seem to remember reports of fossilized bacteria found in meteorites or something like that. I really doubt that it was from mars.

    No, actually the scientists did think the meteorite was from Mars. Here is one story.

    And here is NASA's take on it. As I said, I was confused and after thinking about it a bit realized that this had to be the only instance of Mars rocks, for the reasons described. By the way, it would not take twice as much fuel to bring rocks back from Mars because Mars gravity is 0.11G. It's quite a bt tougher than bringing back moon rocks, but it could be done in theory. I had thought that perhaps we could send a probe to mars that was capable of taking off later, but we have not done that yet.

  158. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 1

    Yes, but bell didn't invent the telephone. It was Meucci (according to the US Patent Office, given that Meucci sought to patent it first). See http://www.popular-science.net/history/meucci_bell .html

    Yes, yes. Antonio Meucci, a fine, upstanding, Italian-American. Don't you get it? This is the whole point. Einstein was born in Germany, but persecuted for his Jewish background, so he comes to the US. The best minds from all over the world come to the US. US superiority is not racist ethnic superiority. It is superiority granted by the fact that people like living here and come here from all over.

  159. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 1

    or the telephone (also invented here)

    According the the US patent office, invented in Cuba by an Italian who later registered his invention on a time limited patent in the USA, which he couldn't afford to keep up the payments for. Later patented by Bell.

    Lots of countries didn't invent the things for which they are popularly attributed the inventions. E.g. UK - TV (actually invented by the French), Radar (Germans), jet engines (Romanians)

    As I pointed out earlier in this thread, Meucci immigrated to the US and in fact filed his patent there, not in Cuba. TV I had thought was invented in the US but we will give that one a pass for now. Radar and Jet Engines you have no excuse for. The fact the British had Radar before the Germans was a deciding factor in the Battle of Britain. The US also developed Radar, but I am reasonably certain that of the three it was the Brits who first deployed it correctly and who continued throughout the war to have the best radar equipment. (IIRC they came up with onboard radar for aircraft first as well).

    I never read anything about Romanians having anything to do with jet engines. The Germans had the most advanced jet engines and created the first functional jet aircraft, but the US and I think the British were working toward it. It was not until after the war that they got on this in earnest, however, using data from Germany.

    Speaking of not invented here.. I think it is exceedingly odd that France does not pasteurize their dairy products. I know that they are not alone in this and have even been told unpasteurized dairy is better. But still....

  160. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 1

    Americans are not free. To be free you'd at least have to be able to support your self without the permission of others.

    Look at your basic needs: A house. May you cut down some trees and build one, where you see fit? No, you need permission(s).
    How about food? Well unless your a native (not including eskimos) you may only hunt/eat whatever your community tells you to.

    That's two major causes that makes me say that you are not free.
    America is not a free land, you must conform.

    Firstly, it is plainly understood that human society requires conformity to rules. This conformity is willingly undertaken because if we do not live according to agreed upon rules humans cannot occupy the same space peaceably.

    Secondly you can certainly support yourself in the USA without the permission of others. This is a basic tenet of our philosophy. You can also cut down trees on land you own. In some areas, like Alaska, you can still obtain a homestead and build your cabin there and live on it. Subsistence hunting is allowed (with a permit of course). But the rules that restrict this are there to protect the rights of the citizenry. I cannot come and chop down YOUR trees. I cannot take all the animals for myself and slaughter them wholesale. I have to share and that sharing occurrs according to previously agreed-upon rules. That does not mean we are not free.

  161. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 1

    "whereas the USSR enslaved as much of the world as it could as had their friends the Nazis." - Like the man on /. used to say: if I ever meet you, I will kick your ass. Don't even reply to me, freaking fascist.

    Yes, it is obvious that my words were misunderstood. It is wrong to attribute the actions of a country, particularly a dictatorship like the USSR under Stalin, to the people in that country. That is not really what I meant by my statement, however. The USSR was essentially a Russian empire, and the Soviets did enslave the people both within the USSR and within the Soviet Bloc. Stalin was a power-hungry dictator who entered his pact with Hitler precisely in order to better extend his empire. He exploited the non-aggression pact for this purpose.

    When the USSR fought the Nazis, the end result was that even more of Europe was enslaved by Stalin than would have been had Hitler left the USSR alone. My point was taht whereas the USSR brought slavery and misery wherever it went, the US made people more free than before and gave them strong economies. It was a major philosophical difference.

    For the record, I am not a fascist. In fact I am vehemently antifascist. I am also not necessarily against communism as an idea. I do disagree with most implementations to date because they have all revolved around the removal of all freedom from the individual. For any nation, choking freedom is killing yourself.

    I think that for now Capitalism has the best chance of working, mainly because it uses both the best and worst aspects of human nature to survive. It works best when everyone has equal opportunity however, and gets damned ugly when they do not.

  162. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by matfud · · Score: 1

    Radar was originally researched by a german scientist. The first usable radar for locating ships and planes was british
    http://inventors.about.com/library/invent ors/blrad ar.htm

    Jet engines are creditied to Whittle and Ohain (britain and germany) however there are a number of other claiments.
    http://www.aircraftenginedesign.com/hi story.html

    As for the telephone, well that is also a debated area.
    http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/200312 08/bell .html

    matfud

  163. Re:Chalk one up to American quality! by rifter · · Score: 1

    > Firstly, it is plainly understood that human society requires conformity to rules. This conformity is willingly undertaken because if we do not live according to agreed upon rules humans cannot occupy the same space peaceably.

    A cynical view, that I question. Still I see no point to value "living peaceably with rules" higher then "living maybe not so peaceably without rules".

    The first option implies you to impose rules on your neighboor. Rules that govern how they should live, a way of life that you may think of as peaceful. Right?

    If you do this to your neighboor, it means, by its very nature, that you are restricting what he may do. You can not argue that this isn't restricting his freedom. It does.

    Peaceful, perhaps. Freedom, no.

    Actually they are always free to reject the rules. Anyone can do anything at any time. Other people may make consequences in addiotion to the natural consequences of these actions, but still the choice is there. In theory these rules are agreed upon by neighbours. Yes in practice democracy makes this law to a certain degree but stil has limitations. Despite this, I am still free to decide my own rules as are my neighbours. If we agree, and do not involve the authorities in any way, then in essence we have created a mini-anarchic state. This is more common in the US that you might think.

    It might be so minor as not calling the cops when yur neighbours have a loud party as you too have loud parties or do not care. Or not telling that they are drunk outside of the normal confines of law or god forbid using illegal intoxicants. It goes so far as to have entire communities which exist in the wilderness living according to their own definition of what is right, even if it involves such taboos as nudism or polygamy. This is the natural state of human beings which is normally invisible because there are so many enforcers for social mores and laws. Still it exists. Humans are free and are meant to be so by their creator. Our founding fathers understood this and when they created this nation they codified this idea into law. It is with this attitude that governments shoudl govern, if at all, that their power is derived from the people, and that the people agree to the laws they will obey. All else is folly.