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iPod Mini Autopsy

tritone writes "Some fearless soul has disassembled his iPod mini and provided pictures and commentary about the process. This really does seem to be an autopsy since he managed to kill it in the process. That's $249 well spent in the pursuit of knowledge. See the full report at www.ipodlounge.com."

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  1. Well... by baldass_newbie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is the battery at least covered under warranty?

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    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      $250???!???!! Do you know how many lap dances he could have bought with that? At full price, 10 lap dances, but generally strippers will give you a discount for quantity. Hell, he could've got more than a lap dance with that kind of money.

      And the fact that there is a site called "ipodlounge.com".. It's a fucking music player!!! What is there to get all excited about? A whole fucking web site devoted to iPod masturbation? You people are fucking obsessed.

      The truth of it all

    2. Re:Well... by gringo_john · · Score: 5, Informative
      The battery is covered by the usual on year warranty only. Apple provides an extended warranty which extends the warranty to 2 years.

      When the battery dies under warranty, the usual process is that you send your dead iPod in it's whole to Apple and they send you a refurbished unit.

      Having said that, there are how-to documents that show how to open the iPod and swap the battery yourself, saving a bit of money.

      I guess all the bad press that Apple has received over the lifespan issues of the iPod battery has really pushed them to provide the extended warranty and an avenue to have them replace the battery on a pay per battery type deal.

    3. Re:Well... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well at least you can recharge the battery on the ipod and get another few hours of enjoyment out of it. Unlike the lapdance.

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    4. Re:Well... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, the battery is covered by the plastic housing of the case. Well, at least until you take the case apart.

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    5. Re:Well... by cabingirl · · Score: 4, Informative
      The battery is probably not covered by warranty or extended warranty if the iPod has been opened, because they would likely call that an unauthorized repair.

      Apple does offer a battery replacement service if your iPod is out of warranty, but I don't know if the same restrictions would apply.

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    6. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      HAH, Thanks for the slashing guys... my server is barely coping ;) I'm going to have Apache recompiled to allow MORE connections. See if that helps... I doubt it ;) And yes, the site runs on a 1st generation iPod. ;) We had problems using the 3G iPod... Linux didn't like the touch wheel.

      Dennis Lloyd
      Publisher/owner
      iPodlounge.com

    7. Re:Well... by WorkEmail · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think anything will be under warranty if they can tell it has been opened. If you can reassemble it and make it seem as though it hasn't been taken apart, and just simply doesn't work, take it back to the 16 year old girl at the return counter and try to exchange it. ;)

    8. Re:Well... by ePhil_One · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The issue wasn't that the battery wasn't covered under warranty, I think everyone accepts that batteries, even rechargables, are consumable items, just like the brakes and motor oil in your car. The issue was that Apple wanted hundreds of dollars to replace the battery, making it cost effective to simply buy a new iPod when the battery died.

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    9. Re:Well... by awebus · · Score: 3, Funny
      HAH, Thanks for the slashing guys...
      Interesting terminology. In Australia, and I'm not sure where else, to 'slash' means to take a piss.
    10. Re:Well... by Lars+T. · · Score: 3, Funny

      So what does to slashdot mean in Australia? Writing yellow Morse Code in the snow?

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  2. Eep! by PatrickThomson · · Score: 4, Funny

    No comments at all and already slashdotted... What's the webserver running on, an iPod?

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    1. Re:Eep! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, probably a Newton 120.

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  3. Server is already slow - here's the text by ghettoboy22 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Photo server is still up at http://gallery.ipodlounge.com/ipod/thumbnails.php? album=6 Taking apart the iPod mini

    February 23, 2004 By Greg Koenig

    Apple has crammed a lot of stuff into the anodized aluminum enclosure of the new iPod mini, and taking it apart is no easy task. I'm an industrial designer with lots of experience pulling back the curtain and meeting the wizard in PDAs, Mp3 players, stereos, watches and all sorts of other gear. I am usually pretty good at it, having not broken something in years (lots of bug hunts for tiny parts on the floor though). Except my brand-new iPod mini, where I screwed up big time... twice!

    The Procedure:

    Tools needed: (1) Wiha 1.5mm flat head screwdriver (1) Wiha Philips #000 screwdriver (1) Needle nose pliers or medical (Kelly type) hemostats (1) Hair dryer

    To help illustrate my disassembly adventure, view the iPod mini autopsy photos and follow along.

    To begin with, make sure the 'Hold' button is locked into the ON position (showing orange) to prevent the internal components to be turning on while you are taking it apart.

    The plastic top and bottom plates are glued into place with a tacky adhesive that will soften considerably when heated so use the hair dryer on a low setting to heat up the top plate. Work the area until it's very warm to the touch. Now turn the mini around so you're looking at the Apple logo and squeeze the two rounded edges together at the top, causing the enclosure to bow a little bit in the middle. Insert the flat bladed screwdriver between the plastic and the metal (in line directly above the Apple logo) and gently pry the plate straight up. Work around the edges, leaving the area around the 'Hold' button till last. When you finally do get to the 'Hold' button area, pry carefully and pull the plate STRAIGHT up. Behind the 'Hold' button are two plastic standoffs (sort of like tabs) that extend down into the case and push the real switch on and off. If you pry the thing out at an angle, you will break one of these standoffs. That was mistake #1 for me. The actual 'Hold' switch soldiered onto the main board broke, so the 'Hold' switch no longer works.

    Now perform the same procedure on the plastic bottom plate. When it is removed, you will see a shiny sheet-metal plate held in place under spring tension by 4 tabs inserted into reliefs machined into the enclosure. At the end of each of these tabs, you will see a round hole. Use the Philips #000 in these holes and carefully pry each tab out of its slot. The sheet-metal plate will come right out.

    Next, you need to disconnect a ribbon cable that connects the scroll/click wheel assembly to the main baord. This ribbon cable is on the bottom of the mini on the left hand side. It is orange. You can't miss it. Use the 1.5mm blade screwdriver to pry it apart. If there isn't enough slack in the ribbon cable, don't worry, as long as you get the connector loose, you have done your job here.

    Turn the mini over, looking back into the top, you will see two tiny philips head screws on either side of another metal plate. Remove these with the #000 screwdriver carefully and put them in a safe place (don't drop these on the floor, you will never see them again).

    Now comes the fun part - gently push on the 30 pin connector at the bottom of the mini and all of the main components (on an assembly I call the component sled) will slide right out the top. It is a bit tight, but if you meet major resistance, back off and INSURE you have the ribbon cable disconnected. This is where I messed up and killed my iPod mini, I forgot to check and I pushed with all my might, ripping the ribbon cable off of the male connector. Oops.

    The component sled contains nearly all of the iPod's internals; the main circuit board, battery, LCD display and hard drive. While the LCD is held onto the ma inboard with 4 plastic tabs, the battery and HD ar

    1. Re:Server is already slow - here's the text by Profe55or+Booty · · Score: 3, Funny
      Photo server is still up at http://gallery.ipodlounge.com/ipod/thumbnails.php? album=6

      no... no it's not...

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    2. Re:Server is already slow - here's the text by kiza · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Photo server is still up at http://gallery.ipodlounge.com/ipod/thumbnails.php? album=6

      Yeah, we took care of that.

    3. Re:Server is already slow - here's the text by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 5, Funny

      >Tools needed: (1) Wiha 1.5mm flat head screwdriver (1) Wiha Philips #000 screwdriver (1) Needle nose pliers or medical (Kelly type) hemostats (1) Hair dryer

      Given the outcome, this list is obviously not necessary and sufficient.

      Nifty business idea though.
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  4. More like murder by cerskine · · Score: 5, Funny

    In an autopsy, the doctor doesn't kill anything. So it was more like a murder, then. Think before you type.

    1. Re:More like murder by dnahelix · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, dissecting something while still alive is called a vivisection .
      But, yeah, you can call that murder.

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    2. Re:More like murder by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is apple. It's an iTopsy.

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    3. Re:More like murder by divide+overflow · · Score: 4, Interesting

      >Actually, dissecting something while still alive is called a vivisection .
      >But, yeah, you can call that murder.


      Actually, murder is intentional. I'm sure the accused didn't intend to end the life of his iPod. Therefore I think this would qualify as negligent homicide or involuntary manslaughter.

    4. Re:More like murder by Golias · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The sad thing is, for killing an iPod, it was a wasted opportunity. Everybody already knew that they contained a battery, 32 MB of RAM, and a small HD.

      If you are going to kill an iPod just to show how '1337 you are, please do something useful: Reverse engineer the iPod Docking Connector!

      I really want to know what all the pin-outs are on that thing. For example, I'm convinced that some of them double the functions of the remote-control interface on the top of the iPod, but I don't want to send current through random pins on the base of my preciousssssss just to figure it out. A lot of us would like to build our own iPod accessories, but need the data from such an experiment to do it. (Apple will not tell you jack if you are not Belkin Technology, Inc. I'm far from the only one who has asked and been shot down.)

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    5. Re:More like murder by shamino0 · · Score: 5, Informative
      If you are going to kill an iPod just to show how '1337 you are...

      According to the article, he was figuring out the take-apart procedure in order to begin offering a re-coloring service for those iPod mini owners that don't like Apple's choice of colors.

      Obviously, if you're going to fuse new colors into anodized aluminum, you don't want to do it with any electronic or plastic parts still attached.

    6. Re:More like murder by Phroggy · · Score: 4, Informative
      From http://developer.apple.com/hardware/ipod/ (extra dot added for spamproofing):
      iPod Accessory Developers
      Interested in developing a accessory for the new iPod and need more information on the connectors and technical specifications? If so please send an email to ipoddev@apple..com.

      You've done that? What did they say?
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    7. Re:More like murder by Golias · · Score: 3, Informative
      Basically, if you are not a major developer interested in pursuing a partnership-like relationship with them, they don't intend to tell you squat.

      And yes, that is the exact e-mail address I sent to.

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  5. Get Riker to do the narration... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and you've got the next boffo fox special!

  6. Duh by savagedome · · Score: 5, Funny

    This really does seem to be an autopsy since he managed to kill it in the process

    /.ers know that real men use 'kill -9' to do this.

    1. Re:Duh by pebs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      /.ers know that real men use 'kill -9' to do this.

      Only real idiots use kill -9.

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  7. Fool! by joelgrimes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He who breaks a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom. (J.R.R. Tolkien)

    1. Re:Fool! by Trespass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is also a geek saying that your understanding of computer hardware is in direct proportion to the amount of equipment you've fried. You want to know how it works. When you make a mistake and break something, hey, there's a good chance you won't make that *exact* mistake again. It's cumulative.

    2. Re:Fool! by Greedo · · Score: 4, Funny

      If that is case, I must be a friggin' genius!

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  8. I'm sure... by thelasttemptation · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure in a month or two he could have gotten a dead one on ebay, thus saving himself $250. Why, oh why kill a good one?

  9. Slashdotted already - Google Cache by Trespass · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://216.239.37.104/search?q=cache:jM4q0XOel_oJ: gallery.ipodlounge.com/ipod/
    thumbnails.php%3Falb um%3D6+ipod+mini+autopsy&hl=en &ie=UTF-8

    Copy and paste, remove the space, you know the drill.

    1. Re:Slashdotted already - Google Cache by Ianoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is it really too hard to actually learn how to do a hyperlink? Besides, the Google cache is useless because it doesn't grab images.

  10. autopsy ? by funny-jack · · Score: 5, Funny

    This really does seem to be an autopsy since he managed to kill it in the process.

    Somehow I doubt that the D.A. would see it that way.

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  11. Auto Applications by Enze6997 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If there was an easy way to create some kind of direct hot swappable drive slot for this hard disk that you could switch between a PC and a car you could really do some crazy in car audio mods for cheap. Have the i-pod display and controll buttons mounted somewhere in the car and then just wire in the audio to the Aux audio input for the stereo. It would be a not only easy mod but a cool looking one if done right.

  12. All you really need to read is the conclusion by _PimpDaddy7_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Conclusion:

    Don't take apart your new iPod mini.


    Well that takes care of that, doesn't it? :)

  13. Consider it buying the microdrive. by raygundan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Those 4GB microdrives retail for a LOT more than $250. It would be a good deal based on that alone, but as an mp3 player, you can do better in the space per dollar department.

  14. Coming soon: iPod Mini's Dirty Secret... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...they break when ham-handed fools take them apart, and Apple won't give said fools a free replacement!

    Paging the Neistat brothers...

  15. Re:When, by Metallic+Matty · · Score: 5, Funny

    will they put out the f*cking $100 one? The one we were all hoping for? Right after Duke Nukem Forever comes out, right?

    Of course they will. Right before Infinium Labs releases the Phantom.

  16. Well.. by dtio · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..this definitely hacking for fun and [for apple's] profit ;)

  17. PHP driven slashdotting by E1ven · · Score: 4, Informative

    The site seems to be a database driven PHP site, and dying fast. I threw the contents of my cache up, just in case-
    http://www.sq7.org/temp/ipod

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  18. Re:$249? by metallicagoaltender · · Score: 4, Insightful

    i think the mini-ipod will be a complete flop, too price for too little.

    If it was being manufactured by any company besides Apple, I'd agree wholeheartedly, but we all know it will do reasonable well, simply because it's an Apple product.

  19. money well spent by markov_chain · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's $249 well spent in the pursuit of knowledge.

    $249 is not a lot, but I would love to see his bandwidth bill this month ;)

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  20. Re:Hype? by damiam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When you can strap a discman on an armband and go jogging with it, then you'll have a point.

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  21. Re:We Need Help... by bobbabemagnet · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My group at Oregon State University is currently working on a device that uses an old hard drive from an Ipod. We have successfully interfaced with it, and can read and write from it at blazing speeds using an FPGA. See our web site here:

    http://classes.engr.oregonstate.edu/eecs/fall200 3/ ece441/groups/g15/

    If you have more questions, send me an email (also listed on the web page)

    Bob

  22. 4 GB CF extraction.. by steppin_razor_LA · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I read this site yesterday after seeing a link in the Slickdeals discussion forums.

    It sounds like extracting the 4GB CF isn't much of a problem.

    People have been able to put it in a CF reader and get it working fine on their computers.

    A number of people have reported problems getting the CF to work with their cameras or other CF devices working in the iPod. I suspect that this has something to do with how apple formatted the disk and will eventually be solved.

    For those of you laughing at iPod mini buyers -- they could probably sell the 4GB CF cards for a profit.

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    1. Re:4 GB CF extraction.. by cflorio · · Score: 4, Interesting
      There is a discussion over at dpreview.com that details the trials of trying to get the removed microdrive to work with cameras, etc.

      Maybe someone in the slashdot community could contribute to the thread over there with some ideas on how to get it to work?

    2. Re:4 GB CF extraction.. by jone1941 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      For those of you laughing at iPod mini buyers -- they could probably sell the 4GB CF cards for a profit.
      Really? I find that really hard to believe. It just doesn't seem possible that apple would be getting such a good deal on these drives that they could still provide the rest of the ipod, and yet the retail value is so high that a consumer could sell it for a profit. I'm sure that apple is getting a great price on it, but how are the major hardware retailer's not also getting a similar deal?
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    3. Re:4 GB CF extraction.. by addaon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Compact flash is an interface. It is used by solid state disks, rotating disks, modems, and other devices. In this case, it is rather obvious from context that the CF device under discussion was a hard drive.

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    4. Re:4 GB CF extraction.. by Giant+Killer · · Score: 3, Informative

      for those too lazy to hunt through and find the 4 or 5 threads on this, the basic gist is this:
      1) removal of the 4gb hard drive is easy (I hesitate to call it compact flash right now, but wait for the explanation) with the instructions mentioned in this article
      2) repartitioning in windows or macosx is no problem
      3) getting it to work in a digital camera is more problematic. one of the guys on dpreview was able to get in contact with an engineer from hitachi who said that these drives do not conform to the CF standard, and have not been branded that way. people are currently working on trying to find a way to hack around the limitations, but so far efforts have been fruitless. it is recommended that all slashdot hackers jump into the fray.
      4) instead, go buy a creative muvo2 at amazon or buy.com. people have reported these drives working very nicely, and being able to replace the muvo CF card with many solid state CF cards. i hear that amazon is delivering in about a week, even though they say it is a preorder.

  23. Another photo gallery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Can't get to the article, but found this one showing a nicely dissected mini ipod...

    iPod mini Dissection

  24. Re:all that work and no 4gb camera friendly CF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From the comments in the page:

    I took one apart also... The Hitachi drive works fine in my Sandisk USB reader. I can delete partitions and reformat it, etc. However, my Digital Rebel just turns the Red CF light on and sits there.

    By Kent Marshall on Feb 23, 04 4:17 am


    It looks like you can get the 4gb microdrive for $249 afterall.

  25. Ummm.... by Stingr · · Score: 5, Funny

    "This really does seem to be an autopsy since he managed to kill it in the process."

    I'm no expert but aren't autopsies supposed to be performed after death??? I believe the word you are looking for is malpractice.

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  26. Re:Waste of money indeed! by markov_chain · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We've been through this already: mini iPods have enough space for most people, so there is no value in getting the roomier one. On the other hand, the smaller physical size makes them much more convenient.

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  27. Re:We Need Help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've successfully interfaced with my iPod hard drive, and can read and write from it at blazing speeds right out of the box.

  28. Re:$249? by YomikoReadman · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I think you are failing to realize that those products are aimed at two different markets. The regular iPod we all know and love is not being marketed at the demographic interested in a minature MP3 player, along the lines of the RCA Lyra, or other products along those lines. In that same vein, the iPod Mini is not being marketed towards the folks out there who are interested in a MP3 player with anywhere from 15GB all the way up to 40GB.

    I think that once you take that into account, you'll find that the iPod Mini is about the best deal on the market, from a formfactor v price standpoint, as well as the fact that it's the cheapest player in that market.

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  29. Picky, picky, picky by michael_cain · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This really does seem to be an autopsy since he managed to kill it in the process.

    Wouldn't that technically make it a vivisection? Since it was alive when he started?

  30. Site slashdotted by broothal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This happens every day. A story is posted on slashdot that links to some site.
    Site is brought to its knees.

    Now - how about a slashdot-cache like google cache? It's not fair to punish the guys that post interesting stuff on their website like this story.
    All links in the story would then link to the slashdot-cache and leave the original site alive.

    And - aside from saving the sites some trouble, it would enable those of us who came in late to see how he dismantled that ipod.

    1. Re:Site slashdotted by The_K4 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but it's more fun for use to watch the sever implode.....

  31. Necropsy by jkujawa · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's a necropsy unless the procedure is being done by another iPod mini.
    Autopsy refers to dissection of a human by a human, or by extension, some instance of class 'foo' by another instance of class 'foo'.

    Actually, in this case, it would be a vivisection, as the iPod started out functional, and died due to the procedure.

  32. Re:$249? by System.out.println() · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I went to the Apple store last weekend and played with one. It really is a lot smaller than you'd think - barely bigger than my year-old MuVo, with about 30 times the capacity, and a hell of a lot cooler. Plus, I only have 4GB of music, so whenever I get money this is going to be one of my first purchases.

    Anyone who either has small music libraries, or doesn't need their entire library with them at all times, will probably fall in love with these things. And if you wanted a bigger iPod to use as a backup hard drive, that's just silly, as a mere $100 can buy you a ~100 gig FW hard drive, if not more.
    Once again, Apple has positioned their products nicely as "amateur" (iPod mini) and "hardcore" (bigger iPods) products. They should be viewed as such.

  33. Re:$249? by L.J.+Hanson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "i think the mini-ipod will be a complete flop, too price for too little."

    I'd say 100,000 units preordered isn't a flop.

  34. Re:Flash drive by GizmoToy · · Score: 5, Informative

    It is hard drive based. Its just that the hard drive used the Compact Flash interface more common to flash memory. It's a tiny hard drive manufactured by Hitachi.

  35. Re:When, by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which will come with a copy with Half-Life 2.

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  36. You may not find the screws again... by autophile · · Score: 4, Funny
    Turn the mini over, looking back into the top, you will see two tiny philips head screws on either side of another metal plate. Remove these with the #000 screwdriver carefully and put them in a safe place (don't drop these on the floor, you will never see them again).

    ...but you will hear them.

    Whirrrrrrrr--clickclickclick*clunk!*--whirrrrrrrrr

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    1. Re:You may not find the screws again... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey you can poke an iYe out with that.

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  37. Fool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He who doesn't break things to find out what it is isn't a geek. (Anonymous Coward)

  38. Re:We Need Help... by CajunArson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I got a question.... you do realize that Apple just buys the HD's used in iPods from a regular OEM (I know that at one point at least Fujitsu was selling the HD's) So why didn't you just go buy the same HD for less money???
    I found it amusing that when the very first iPods came out that the same HD used was reviewed and the reviewers complained about how slow it was. The irony was not that the HD was slow, but that at the same time the "firewire" connection to the iPod was being trumpeted even though the HD could not come even closed to saturating the connection.

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  39. Slashdoted to hell, solution? by zeux · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok listen everybody. Let's try to go on the website one by one.

    Stop clicking the link, I'm going first ;)

  40. autopsy? I think not by pmbuko · · Score: 4, Funny

    CmdrTaco needs to update his vocabulary. If the subject is alive before the procedure, but dead afterward -- that's murder! Or at least a malpractice lawsuit.

  41. Re:$249? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, it's a 0.1 Megaflops.

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  42. Replace that microdrive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Would it be possible to rip out the 4GB microdrive, put it to good use in a camera, and replace it with a 512meg solid-state CF card? Would give you a non-skipping iPod mini that can interface with iTunes, and plenty of space to go work out with it. Plus the cheap microdrive.

  43. Re:$249? by clf8 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ok, we'll go over it again boys and girls. It's the market, the Mini isn't there to compete with the iPod. The Mini is there to compete against your $200-300 1gig flash player. If you want to spend $100, then get a little 256MB player and be done with it.

    You probably think Firewire is useless too.

  44. Re:$249? by falcon5768 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    well since they have sold 100,000 of them in pre-orders alone I highly doubt its a flop...

    It seems that a lot of the reports are pointing to tech savy females and not us gun-ho more bang for the buck males buying them... I know my girlfriend wanted a pink one the minute she saw it despite the 249.00 price tag (hers is shipping now)

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  45. spend $249 and get ... $480, plus by Mablung · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a discussion that talks about yanking the ($479.95) Hitachi microdrive inside. More discussion on my original source: boingboing

    No sig for you!

    1. Re:spend $249 and get ... $480, plus by blackmonday · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you're getting the microdrive included with the $249 mini, I fail to see how this is card can be considered to have a value of $480.

      Shouldn't it be the drive that used to cost $480? Indeed, I checked ebay and the price of those drives have magically fallen to around $250. What a surprise!

  46. Re:We Need Help... by joshua404 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The drive used in the iPod Mini retails for much more than the Mini sells for. Apple is either getting an amazing volume price from Hitachi or they are taking it up their collective asses in order to infiltrate the market.

  47. Re:We Need Help... by Apiakun · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, in the case of the iPod mini, the hard drive retails for $500 whereas the iPod mini is half of that. I know of a few digital camera junkies that are considering buying the iPod just for the hard drive.

  48. yet another dissected ipod mini by mohrt · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here is another one.

  49. Re:$249? by joshua404 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I bought the Mini because it's significantly smaller than the 15 gig iPod. It's also much more solidly built thanks to the aluminum case. Moving the controls under the jog dial is also a huge improvement. But the size and sturdiness were what convinced me: The mini fits into a relatively cramped pocket on a pair of jeans or gym shorts.. the regular iPod just can't do that.

  50. Re:$249? by Darth+Maul · · Score: 3, Informative

    Is that why they're selling well right now? Some people want a smaller device.

    I have a 15GB iPod. My wife and I just bought a iPod mini (blue) for her to use. I must admit it's pretty cool. You really need to see it in person to appreciate the small size and brush-aluminum coolness factor. I was pretty skeptical at first, too.

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  51. Where do you think this one will end up? by LothDaddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    "FS: Mini iPod. $30

    This was 'purchased from a friend' and I don't have anyway to test it. I'm selling this cheap and make no guarantees about function."

    And he'll only charge $15 for S&H!

  52. Re:all that work and no 4gb camera friendly CF by ubertemp · · Score: 3, Informative

    No, he took it apart because he was looking to start a service where you can have your case re-anodized in the color, colors or even images of your own choosing.

  53. Re:We Need Help... by sensate_mass · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Because the drives retail for twice what the whole ipod goes for by itself. Currently, it's possible to make a profit by buying the ipod and selling just the drive on ebay.

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  54. Re:We Need Help... by bobbabemagnet · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We considered this. It was actually cheaper for us to buy a defective iPod off of ebay than to get it from the OEM. The iPod hard drive was fine, it was another part of the iPod that was defective. Also, since we were using the battery as well, this was a package deal that saved us a LOT of money over buying the parts from manufacturers directly. Finally, we only needed to build a prototype, so getting the parts like this was preferred to begging the OEM to sell us single parts rather than in bulk.

    bob

  55. Re:Waste of money indeed! by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Funny

    For just $50 more (thats like just #30, not much) you get 10 times the space

    Well, that's just completely misinformed. For 50 more you get 3 times the space actually.

    I hope that Ipod mini is a flop!

    Yes! How dare they engineer, design and sell products?!
    Not only will I not buy it, but I wish financial ruin on them for their audacity in manufacturing a device not aimed at me!

    But, just like how Apple sells 0.1 upgrades of OSX for the price of a 1.0 upgrade

    Who are these people to number their upgrades thus?
    I say if we are to feel that we are getting enough for what we pay, we musn't look at the actual additional features and performance upgrades! We want a BIGGER numbers: Only that is worth money!

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  56. Duh... by Christopher+Bibbs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Expect the $100 iPod sometime between when they've sold an iPod to nearly everyone that will pay more than a $100 and a competitor can come close to offering a product with equal sex appeal for less than $150.

  57. Re:$249? by MoonBuggy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are fashion conscious male techies too y'know!

    I'm getting a silver one simply because it looks better and I'm not huge on music to be honest - my collection in total is only 3.5GB and I don't listen to it all anyway. Why would I want to pay more for a large, less attractive (although still well designed) device with 11GB more that will be totally redundant 99% of the time. The only thing I can possibly think I would need it for is if I got one of those memory stick readers and backed up my photos so I only needed one stick.

    Before anyone says $250 for a 4GB device is overpriced, look at the competition. Sony 256MB MP3s are about 150GBP here, and that's more than $250. The Creative MuVo 4GB (comparable size and capacity, but nothing like the build quality I've seen in the past from Apple and no more than average design) costs ~200GBP from Amazon, again much much more than the iPod for an all round inferior product.

    Having said all that, if build quality doesn't matter to you then I'm sure you'll find a player from some unknown manufacturer on eBay at a huge discount from the iPod. I, on the other hand, am the kind of person who spent 200GBP on a second mobile phone because it was made from titanium and looked good when I was going out. I'm more than happy to pay a premium for looks and quality.

  58. Re:$249? by error502 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A girl-friend of mine wanted to buy an iPod mini, too. I proceeded to explain why it was a waste of money and that she was stupid for even thinking to buy it.

    I made her cry.

    Needless to say, I am a great friend.

  59. Somewhat related question by ktulu1115 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Please don't mod this offtopic, as it is a relevant question...

    For those iPod owners out there: What has been your experience with the device as far as strength/stability goes? As in... Does a drop off a table crash the heads? I am looking into purchasing one possibly, but my main use will be for snowboarding and if it's not gonna be able to take some abuse (obviously it will be in my jacket but still subject to vibration and the occassional wipeouts), I would rather go with a solid-state one. Any feedback would be most useful.

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    1. Re:Somewhat related question by cyberworm · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've got a 40gig iPod, and haven't had a problem with it. I'm pretty rough on my hardware (This iPod has been dropped 4 times since christmas) as well as the father of a two year old son (who found it laying out and decided to press the buttons ruthlessly and shake it a few times). Still works and none the worse for it.
      As far as skipping goes, if it's in my pocket when I go up or down stairs quickly, it hasn't skipped yet.
      In fact, the only problem I have had, happened when using the Belkin Battery Pack. When the batteries in the pack started dying, the music slowed down, similar to a record slowing down.

      I recently got an iSkin for my pod, which I think was a great investment for helping to protect it.

      aloha

    2. Re:Somewhat related question by lytlebill · · Score: 4, Informative

      Having used iPod the very first time I went snowboarding, I can say it lived fairly well despite my frequent crashes. That trip, I loaned it to my more experienced friend, and he loved it, all the while shredding more and crashing less. I have a 10GB second gen iPod, and including that visit to the slopes, it has suffered minor drops very well. By minor I mean 2-3 feet, while it is either off or running. So far, I haven't lost it onto concrete or metal from distance (knock on wood), but I purchased it with an extended warranty from CompUSA, so I imagine I have a slightly more reassured attitude about the whole thing.

    3. Re:Somewhat related question by Wooo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I do a lot of rollerblading with my iPod here in the streets of New York City and I've had my fair share of wipeouts. The trick is to get a case similar to this one which provides non-slip rubberized sides and a nylon face and backing. I've dropped my iPod while standing up, fallen on it, crashed into various obstacles etc. and my iPod is still working perfectly to this day.

      Just make sure to get a case which will offer some shock protection, the standard case which ships with the iPod wasn't really meant for any contact sports.

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  60. Re:We Need Help... by shamino0 · · Score: 5, Informative
    I know of a few digital camera junkies that are considering buying the iPod just for the hard drive

    If you do, point them to this page. The author there recommends buying a Creative Nomad MuVo. It has the same 4G drive and sells for $200.

  61. as the old joke goes by geighaus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Autopsy showed that that patient's death was caused by the autopsy.

  62. Re:When, by Chiron+Taltos · · Score: 5, Insightful
    will they put out the f*cking $100 one? The one we were all hoping for? Right after Duke Nukem Forever comes out, right?

    How does what users hoped for, equate to vaporware? Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't recall Apple ever saying they'd release a $100 iPod.

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  63. Re:"Post Anonymously" Button by doc_traig · · Score: 4, Funny


    Dear Mr. Calling-Out-the-Karma-Whore,

    It is traditional to not check the "Post Anonymously" box when calling out a karma whore and thus being "modded up" as Insightful, Funny, or, the jackpot, Underrated.

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  64. Not quite an autopsy by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I think that the phrase "Fatal biopsy" would be more accurate -- It started out 'live', but didn't survive the investigation.

    RIP (Rest In Pieces)

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    1. Re:Not quite an autopsy by darc · · Score: 5, Funny

      From the article:

      This is where I messed up and killed my iPod mini, I forgot to check and I pushed with all my might, ripping the ribbon cable off of the male connector. Oops.

      That has got to be the most painful sounding innuendo ever.

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  65. Breaking it is by definition unwise by Ed+Avis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. -- Gandalf

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  66. not slashdotted; PETE has ddos attacked the site by sam_handelman · · Score: 3, Funny

    PETE (People for the Ethical Treatment of Electronics) maintains that the goals of science can be equally well served without doing harm to our bleeping, whirring, cousins. As a show of protest, they have initiated a series of ddos attacks against sites linked to by popular "electronic butchery forum" slashdot.

    PETE spokesman Nigel Rehnquist defending the ddos attack, saying "the ethically important question is not - can electronics understand what is being done to them? The ethically important question is - can electronics feel pain? I've trained my tamagotchi to wail in agony when I press this button, which makes YOU a sadist!"

    PETE has achieved notoriety in recent years for it's colorful lobbying and advertising efforts. One series of advertisements, which NBC declined to air, showed graphic depictions of graphing calculator-shaped puppets transmiting IR signals to one another and moaning in the throes of ecstacy. PETE called the advertisement a public service announcement to remind Americans how important and easy it was (only a bit of tape is required) to "fix" their graphic calculators. Prominent executives at another network approached about the ads, speaking on condition they not be identified, called the series of advertisements "disturbing, incomprehensible and weird." "One of them kept rocking his cellphone and singing to it," added one executive, "they scare me."

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  67. Re:We Need Help... by AoT · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if I sold the drive and the battery I could make a fortune.

    Money here I come.

  68. Next step! by dynayellow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now you must demand that Apple give you a new one and create an iMovie of you defacing their advertisements.

    Also, register appledidnotpreventmefromdestroyingmyminiipod.com

    MSNBC, here you come!

  69. Morse Code in the snow... by Sapphon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Snow?

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