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Peter Jackson Says "Hobbit" Movie In The Works

Patik writes "'Lord of the Rings' Director Peter Jackson is planning to film 'The Hobbit,' according to this Associated Press article. Jackson, who is currently filming 'King Kong', is waiting for New Line and MGM, the two studios with rights to the film, to battle it out for rights to make the prequel. Jackson also mentions wanting the movie to feel just like the LOTR trilogy, including having Ian McKellen return as Gandalf." (This is better than just hinting.)

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  1. Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by nokilli · · Score: 5, Interesting

    No, that wouldn't work at all, would it. Or would it? With the motion-capture technology they've so obviously perfected with Gollum, I could see Ian playing a younger Bilbo. And if memory serves, there aren't any other hobbits in the story, right? I mean, it's The Hobbit, not The Hobbits or Meet The Hobbits (or my favorite, Honey, Look What The Wurm Coughed Up.)

    1. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by r_cerq · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe... But having Rhys-Davies playing Gloin (Gimli's father) would be delicios and much more feasible...

    2. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Roger+Keith+Barrett · · Score: 5, Funny

      What about Hobbits: The Battle for Endor?

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    3. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Coz05 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think I read in the books that Gandalf found Bilbo to not age at all after he obtained the ring. You'll remember even from the movie that Bilbo talks about not feeling older in terms of physical, but that he felt stretched and I guess old because of the tainted ring?

      Anyways, what I'm saying here is that they can have the guy that played Bilbo play it again. Same character, same looks. I can't wait to see the dwarves :)

    4. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Cerv · · Score: 5, Informative

      And if memory serves, there aren't any other hobbits in the story, right? At the end when Bilbo returns to the Shire he encounters a number of Hobbits in the process of auctioning off his possessions.

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    5. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by rah1420 · · Score: 5, Informative
      You'll remember even from the movie that Bilbo talks about not feeling older in terms of physical, but that he felt stretched and I guess old because of the tainted ring?


      He felt like "butter spread across too much bread" because the Ring was exerting more and more of its power over him, turning him inexorably into what Smeagol ultimately became. Which is part of the reason that Gandalf was most insistent that Bilbo leave the Ring at that point (at the beginning of the Fellowship); later he may not have physically been able to do it.
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    6. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by rah1420 · · Score: 1

      I hope they perfect, or at least change the formulation, of the prosthetics. I'll bet Rhys-Davies doesn't look forward to more skin eczema in the least.

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    7. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should be William Shatner. He is the definitive Bilbo Baggins.

    8. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by exspecto · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I don't think Jackson would have a problem cutting that scene out. He's had some practice.

    9. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      And if memory serves, there aren't any other hobbits in the story, right?

      Until Bilbo returns to the Shire at the end, but that could always be cut, again. *grumble*grumble*

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    10. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Lord+of+Ironhand · · Score: 3, Funny

      Argh! I wish I could still mod in this thread so I could have modded you "-1, Mentally Disturbing".

    11. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well... Ian Holm is no spring chicken, but they did a good job in Fellowship by taping back his jowls and putting a wig on him. I'd much rather see him reprise his role as Bilbo rather than see another actor try to take his place.

      In any case, this is fantastic news!

    12. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by teh*fink · · Score: 5, Funny

      At the end when Bilbo returns to the Shire he encounters a number of Hobbits in the process of auctioning off his possessions.

      well hell we can just cut the ending short like we did with the scouring of the shire. ;)

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    13. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One would wish. But a 70+ year old man getting the lead role in an action film? It would certainly be noteworthy, but they'd probably have to rely on doubles for some sequences. Makeup? Probably less of a problem.

    14. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Odd. I read that as "Hobbits: The Battle for Ender." Ender, as in Ender's Game. Hobbits floating in weightlessness chambers and shooting at each other with laser guns. And controlling wars against other alien races in realtime millions of lightyears away (happily violating causality as they go).

    15. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Spacejock · · Score: 1

      Wasn't Bilbo in his 50's in The Hobbit? (Just a youngster in Hobbit years)

    16. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      To quote Gandalf in the film:
      "You haven't aged a day"

    17. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by penginkun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, it would work just fine. Bilbo is about 50 when he finds the ring (iirc) and it slows the ageing process such that when he's 111 he still looks like he's 50.

      So, no problem.

      But I have my misgivings about this. I mean, he really took an axe to the LotR...well, at least this is only one book. Maybe he'll be able to resist the urge to turn the Hobbits and Dwarves into comic relief this time, seeing as how they're the major players. Of course, if he did that, he'd have to explain why he did it in the trilogy...only time will tell, I suppose.

    18. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by JudgeFurious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, if he had declined to "take an axe to it" it might not have ever been made so I think most of the world (that cares) is ok with his interpretation of the books. I can only imagine that if he had tried to film them in some sort of all encompassing way we might have just seen the third film come out and be waiting for the fourth and fifth to wrap it up.

      The Hobbit is a tighter piece of work. I can't see him having any trouble doing a nice fitting and relatively complete version of it. The Dwarves are IMO more comic relief in The Hobbit so if anything he'll probably have to pull that in some just to be in line with what he's done to Gimli in LOTR.

      That (Dwarf jokes) is maybe the one thing I didn't much care for. Not that I can't appreciate a good "let's laugh at the short guy" joke. I just didn't think that LOTR needed comic relief added to it. That's just me though.

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    19. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes. And Holm is unfortunately in the neighborhood of 70. In fact I think he's passed it.

    20. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Although I found it weird in the movie that Gollum didn't age since Bilbo took the ring those decades ago. But Bilbo had aged considerably between leaving the ring for Frodo and setting out to the Grey Havens.

    21. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent post is retarded, but as long as it mentions Enders Game... Anyone know of any movie plans for Ender?

    22. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by The+Snowman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Although I found it weird in the movie that Gollum didn't age since Bilbo took the ring those decades ago. But Bilbo had aged considerably between leaving the ring for Frodo and setting out to the Grey Havens.

      Gollum was so consumed with The Ring that he was like Sauron, only without all the cool powers. Basically, if the ring died, Gollum died. As long as it lived, he lived. As Gandalf said in the books, at least, Gollum's fate was tied to the ring for better or for worse.

      Of course, falling headfirst into a pool of liquid hot magma (cue Dr. Evil finger to the mouth) is for worse...

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    23. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by paganizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As long as Wil Wheaton gets the part of Thranduil, i'll be happy.
      Ok, moderately content.

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    24. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Scryer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ian Holm has already played the younger Bilbo -- in a flashback we see him finding the Ring and popping it in his pocket as an anguished Gollum screams in the background. I think he had a hand double, but his facial wrinkles were smoothed out by pulling his skin back toward his ears, like a temporary facelift.

      I'm sure he'd find it supremely uncomfortable to undergo this for an entire movie shoot, and I'm not sure it could be sustained for all the necessary camera angles. But of course CGI will have advanced significantly in the two or more years before I'd expect the film rights could be straightened out.

    25. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can't they film the end of the 3rd LotR book before starting on the hobbit?

    26. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wouldn't be much point in filming the end of the book if Saruman gets killed in Orthanc and not in Shire, would it?

    27. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      There is that flashback. However, I don't think it would be too great a blow to consistency to show a younger-looking Bilbo instead, using a different actor. As long as McKellen returns (and Agent Elrond), it's all good.

      My nomination for Bilbo: Kenneth Branagh. He has the acting chops, he doesn't look too different from Ian Holm, and I can really see him as a hobbit with the right makeup and hair. In fact, of all the potential actors I can think of, he's the most hobbit-like.

      I'm trying to figure out who they'd use for Thorin, Beorn, Thranduil, and the archer guy (Bard? can't remember. . .). And, of course, the voice of Smaug. Too bad Vincent Price is dead.

    28. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Johnny+Fusion · · Score: 1

      Fantastic pun. Endor being the native name of Middle Earth.

      You DID know it was a pun, right?
      Sincerely yours, and geeklier than thou...

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    29. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      Wow, first WW reference I've seen on /. in a long time it seems.

    30. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by ckedge · · Score: 1


      You bastard!

      I never did read the last half of the third book, and am waiting for the movie to come out on DVD. You could have thrown in a spoiler warning :|

      I'd use a winking smiley, but I'm as peeved as I am shagrinned :)

    31. Re:Ian Holm returns as Bilbo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      chagrined or chagrinned (too lazy to look up the right spelling)

  2. Uh oh.. by HullBreach · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just so they dont make the Simalarion. That was freaking painful!

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    1. Re:Uh oh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wow! There's another book. I thought that the SILMARILLION was the other title! Neat!

    2. Re:Uh oh.. by Un0r1g1nal · · Score: 5, Informative

      You have to take into account that this book, and all others that were released by his son were mostly just the notes that Tolkien used in the creation of his world, and for the most part were never intended for publication. If your writing something for yourself you write it completly different then if you are going to write for others to read.

      The Silmarillion is all back-ground to the main story of LOTR, and although hard to get though it certainly gives many insights into the world as a whole. Not one to put into film, but definatly a book for anybody who wants to really get to grips with the works of J.R.R Tolkien

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    3. Re:Uh oh.. by Lord+of+Ironhand · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Personally, I quited liked the Silmarillion. It's not exactly easy reading, but if you keep pen & paper handy and take your time, it can be quite rewarding for those really fascinated by Middle-Earth.

      Though I have to agree that there should never be a Silmarillion movie. The information density in The Silmarillion is much, much higher compared to LotR. If The Silmarillion had been written in the same style as LotR, it would probably be many thousands of pages long. There's no way that can be transformed into a watchable movie.

      Should Peter Jackson really feel the need to make more Tolkien movies even after The Hobbit, I think he should look at the tale of Beren and Luthien (one of the more independent chapters from The Silmarillion, and not as complex as the rest of the book).

    4. Re:Uh oh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not one to put into film

      Isolated by chapter, there are at least 3 decent movies in "The Silmarillion". The material included is as complete as it needs to be, for the most part. You don't need a thick novel to make a film out of - look at all the PK Dick movies out there, or all the movies based on Stephen King short stories.

      On the whole, I think an awesome movie could be made about the War of the Silmarils, though it would require looser boundaries than the LOTR adaptation.

      As for The Silmarillion being a tough read, if people aren't taking into account the nature of the book (which is detailed explicitly in the prologue, notes and appendices) then they aren't reading it to begin with...

    5. Re:Uh oh.. by SsShane · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's a fantastic audiobook too. Same with the Hobbit audiobook. Audible!

    6. Re:Uh oh.. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Funny
      " Just so they dont make the Simalarion. That was freaking painful!"

      Funny you should mention this. When I was a freshman in 9th grade, we had to do our first ever research paper for our english class. I chose the Silmarilion as my book, thinking I could make a logical argument about the story in my thesis and be done with it. After a couple weeks hammering through it, I began to hallucinate and think it was part of the torah.

      Seriously, half the book was "and so-and-so begot so-and-so, who later went on and married so-and-so who begot so-and-so". By the time I was done, and my fragile little freshman mind was completely fried from trying to figure this thing out, I had a research paper on how Sauron wasn't evil and everybody else was out to get him. I don't remember how I proved this, but I somehow managed to find enough evidence to back it up. I got an A, and was forever known in that class as "the kid has too much time on his hands". God what I wouldn't give to still have a copy of that paper.

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    7. Re:Uh oh.. by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      I always thought that a 20 or 30 episode mini-series would do the trick. In countries other than the USA there are shows that have a defined end in mind when the show begins. Wouldn't this be refreshing? 24 seemed to be this way during the first season. Hooray for a story arc!

    8. Re:Uh oh.. by j1m+5n0w · · Score: 1

      The whole Silmarillion might not make a good movie, but individual parts (i.e. the stories of Beren, Turin, Tuor, etc...) might work.

      On the other hand, it would make a great real time strategy game (think Warcraft with ents and balrogs).

      On the third hand, I would probably be offended by numerous inconsistencies with the book, so maybe its better they don't make a game or movie.

      -jim

    9. Re:Uh oh.. by Coryoth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Should Peter Jackson really feel the need to make more Tolkien movies even after The Hobbit, I think he should look at the tale of Beren and Luthien (one of the more independent chapters from The Silmarillion, and not as complex as the rest of the book).

      Actually, I think the tale of Turin would work equally well. You could even, perhaps, make something useful out of Tuor and the fall of Gondolin.

      There's plenty of material to mine in the Silmarillion, you just have to try to find good ways to isolate out elements of it. Usefully, of course, the more of the independent stories you tell, the more background you end up providing along the way, which allows you to work on the slightly more interwoven tales (the story of Earendil, for instance, would be fantastic, assuming a little bit of established background).

      Jedidiah.

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    10. Re:Uh oh.. by Hooded+One · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not so, at least in the case of The Silmarillion. It was complete in time for release at the same time as LotR. In fact, Tolkien campaigned relentlessly for this, but the publisher held it back. The second edition of the Silmarillion includes a letter from Tolkien explaining exactly this (letter #131 if you have the collection). Pretty much the only thing Christopher did was correct factual errors.

      The countless volumes of the Histories of Middle Earth, as well as Unfinished Tales were, as you said, just collections of things J.R.R. wrote and Christopher found and commented on. But The Silmarillion is complete and canon.

    11. Re:Uh oh.. by Noehre · · Score: 1

      The Silmarillion most definitely was not released by his son. In fact, I'm almost certain that most of the Silmarillion was finished before JRR started writing Lord of the Rings.

      You have it backwards.

      The Silmarillion was the main story that Tolkien was interested in. The Lord of the Rings was written at the request of the publisher for something to follow up The Hobbit.

    12. Re:Uh oh.. by jazzmans · · Score: 1

      The War of the Jewels would make an absolutely fascinating and riveting movie, if they had the guts to make it long enough. I'm thinking, six or eight hours at least. The kinslaying alone... I see fifteen/twenty different movies could be made from the silmarillion easily. The story of Beren and Luthien.. That would be awesome, or Turin or Tuin. etc etc etc. I wouldn't be adverse to seeing jackson film more tolkien, he's created by far the closest picture yet to what 'I' see when I read them. jaz

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    13. Re:Uh oh.. by DavidBrown · · Score: 1

      My vote is the tale of Berin and Luthien. It's probably very marketable. You've got a hero (Berin), Tolkien's principal kick-ass heroine (Luthien), a villain that's much scarier than a large disembodied eye, and a Simaril. And don't forget the hot man-on-elf sex. What more could any geek ask for?

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    14. Re:Uh oh.. by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's how I've described The Silmarillion to folks; it's Tolkien's Bible to his world. If you try to read it as anything other than a collection of historical tales that have been collected many generations later than the action, you'll be in for a hard slog. I guess if one was really into wearing pointed ears and such, you could figure out a weekly reading schedule and work your way through it each year, discussing it's relevance to modern life and all. I don't think I know anyone who might consider doing this but i better check, just to be safe.

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    15. Re:Uh oh.. by Coryoth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My vote is the tale of Berin and Luthien. It's probably very marketable. You've got a hero (Berin), Tolkien's principal kick-ass heroine (Luthien), a villain that's much scarier than a large disembodied eye, and a Simaril. And don't forget the hot man-on-elf sex. What more could any geek ask for?

      A nice tragic story about a somewhat socially inept (cursed in fact), but otherwise likeable guy, who is remarkably handy with a sword, for whom life constatly goes terribly wrong. Despite unending failures and setbacks he plods along as best he can and manages to slay the father of all dragons before being utterly carried away by the tide of failures stacked against him by his curse, and killing himself.

      Hooray for dark gritty story telling that doesn't involve elf maidens dressing up as giant vampire bats.

      Oh, and if you want beautiful women in the story, there's both Morwen and Nienor.

      Jedidiah.

    16. Re:Uh oh.. by mrscorpio · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, I think doing a three-part Silmarillion trilogy would be awesome

      Part 1 - Principal character: Feanor. It would start with the awakening of the elves and then Orome taking the three elves to Valinor, and where they become kings and then return to middle earth to convince the others to come too. But some (the Sindar) stay (story of Thingol and Melian). Aule teaches the Noldor in craft skill and Feanor creates the Silmarils. Melkor and Ungoliant destroy the two trees. Feanor leads the Noldor out of Aman, kinslaying on Tol Eressa to steal the ships of the Teleri, and then Feanor sneaking away from Fingolfin and his host, making them cross the Helcaraxe. The movie would end with the creation of the Sun and Moon and the fortification of Aman.

      Part 2 - Principal Character: Various men

      Starts with the awakening of men and their migration west and sometimes friendly, sometimes weary relations with the elves, continues on to Dagor Bragollach and the battle of Fingolfin and Morgorth. Next would of course be the story of Beren and Luthien, and then the battle of Unnumbered Tears. Next

      Part 3 - Turin, Tuor, Earendil

      Starts with Turin and the slaying of Glauring. Next the ruin of Doriath chapter. Then comes Tuor's quest for Gondolin and the fall of Gondolin, and then finally, the huge finale, Earendil's quest for Valinor and the following War of Wrath.

      There could even be a Part 4 for the Akallabeth. That would also rock.

      I would rather see those four movies made than the Hobbit actually, but it's not my decision :)

      Chris

    17. Re:Uh oh.. by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      A nice tragic story about a somewhat socially inept (cursed in fact), but otherwise likeable guy, who is remarkably handy with a sword, for whom life constatly goes terribly wrong.

      Wow, for a second there, I thought you were talking about my life story.

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    18. Re:Uh oh.. by Atticka · · Score: 0

      Actually, the Silmarillion is the history of middle earth, almost like the bible starting with the creation. The "unfinished tales" would be the background to LOTR.

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    19. Re:Uh oh.. by DA_MAN_DA_MYTH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know this is probably wrong but the Silmarillon is very much like reading The Bible.

      From what I have read Tolkien was a very spirtual man that wrote his own creation story, even though its closer supposedly to Norse mythology, I find many similarities to reading the bible, chronicaling the events of the Children of the Illuvatar, much like how the Bible tells the story of God's children.

      Also each story gets more detailed as time progresses, very much like the Bible as well.

      I find it fascinating literature, and exhibits the imagination of Tolkien more so than either the Hobbit or LOTR. After all I think he thought it was his most important work.

      The Hobbit, I think he should look at the tale of Beren and Luthien (one of the more independent chapters from The Silmarillion, and not as complex as the rest of the book).

      This would be tough for a couple reasons, there just isn't enough detail about stories like that to do a movie. You would have to make up quite a bit of dialogue in order to make the story flow. I don't see a problem with that, however the people that complained that Arwen said more than her 1 or two lines that she actually had in the book would probably have a tissy fit. I wouldn't mind seeing the story of Beren and Luthien reminds me of the Clash of the Titans...

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    20. Re:Uh oh.. by zagmar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As I understand it, the Silmarillion and the other historical notes that Tolkien made were written as backstory for the LOTR trilogy. One of the reasons LOTR resonates so much with people is the fact that Tolkien put so much work into the creation of a world for this fantasy story to take place in. However, LOTR was the story that he wanted to tell, as a cautionary tale about the dangers of technology and the horrors of war. (He conceived the story in the trenches of WW I, exposed to all the horror of new technologies of warfare such as mustard gas and aerial bombardment.)

    21. Re:Uh oh.. by jhoger · · Score: 1

      > On the third hand

      It's called the gripping hand...

      See "The Mote In God's Eye", Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle.

    22. Re:Uh oh.. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Also each story gets more detailed as time progresses, very much like the Bible as well.

      This was intentional. The history of Middle-Earth follows the same kind of mythological histories of our real world, in which the very early past is abstract and highly fantastical, and as time progresses elements become more historically grounded. Tolkien had studied the mythologies of real ancient civilizations and seemed to model the same sort of progression of tone in their histories.

      Lord of the Rings symbolizes the passing of the Elves and the growing dominance of man, and therefore the passing of mythology and the growing dominance of literal history. In that way, it can very much be seen as like the Bible. The god of Middle-Earth was pretty active in the early days, and things were very mythological (the world was flat until it was violently curved), and by the time the Third Age rolls around, the god is non-existent in daily life, and magic is sort of a fading thing along with the Elves.

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    23. Re:Uh oh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As I understand it, the Silmarillion and the other historical notes that Tolkien made were written as backstory for the LOTR trilogy. One of the reasons LOTR resonates so much with people is the fact that Tolkien put so much work into the creation of a world for this fantasy story to take place in. However, LOTR was the story that he wanted to tell, as a cautionary tale about the dangers of technology and the horrors of war.
      According to most accounts, the tales of the First and Second age were the main stories Tolkien wanted to tell. The most complete of them were bundled in the Silmarillion. The Hobbit was originally not intended to take place in the same world. When his publisher asked him to write a follow-up to the Hobbit, he started Lord of the Rings. Only during the writing did he start to realise that he was actually creating a sequel to his First and Second age stories, rather than to the Hobbit. But there is little doubt that the stories in the Silmarillion and the History of Middle Earth were his life work.
    24. Re:Uh oh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Silmarillion is all back-ground to the main story of LOTR, and although hard to get though it certainly gives many insights into the world as a whole.
      You've got it backwards. The Silmarillion (and related stories) were Tolkiens main work. LOTR was intended as a sequel to the Hobbit that he did at the request of his publisher, but since his main interests were the Silmarillion stories, he steered LOTR in that direction as well.
    25. Re:Uh oh.. by orthogonal · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      I know this is probably wrong but the Silmarillon is very much like reading The Bible.

      Yes, both are
      • well written, absorbing, full of fantastic -- in the sense of "improbable" -- stories,
      • both feature scenes of great slaughters in the name of the conflict between good and evil, many predicatd in racial identity -- e.g., elves versus orcs, Israelites versus Canaanites --,
      • and both have attracted a following of dedicated, one might say fanatical, readers, some of whom shape their lives to fit the books;
      • and both books have only a tenuous grounding in reality, leading most adults to realize that both are interesting, perhaps comforting, in places insightful, certainly inspiring, but in the end, merely make-believe.

      Uh, that is what you meant by the comparison, right?
    26. Re:Uh oh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the Deuce are you talking about? The Silmarillion is my favorite book!

      Although I do agree with you that it shouldn't be a movie. The only way to ever do that would be to make a movie for each story *drools*

    27. Re:Uh oh.. by Jahf · · Score: 1

      Exactly. HBO is the perfect ground for such a series much like "Earth to the Moon" was for Apollo 13.

      And Silmarillion wasn't painful for everyone. I haven't bothered with the modern stuff from Christopher Tolkien, but I had access to the Silmaril right after Hobbit and LOTR when I was a kid a couple of decades ago. All were doggeared copies of my Father's from the 70's or 60's. Most of Silmaril was in a decent form (unlike the following books that I skipped from most accounts) when it was decided to print it so not too much had to be done to get it in shape.

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    28. Re:Uh oh.. by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      God what I wouldn't give to still have a copy of that paper.

      Get in touch with your 9th grade English teacher. Chances are he/she will still have the paper as a memento, as it sounds like a really unique choice. I now work alongside a lot of my old teachers. I was surprised by what they remember.

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    29. Re:Uh oh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After a couple weeks hammering through it, I began to hallucinate and think it was part of the torah.


      Its well known that Tolkien was a devout Catholic as well as a scholar of ancient Euoropean languages and folk tales. The Simarillion seems to be a melding of the Bible and Norse mythology. Compare the creation story in the Simarilion with the creation stories in the Bible and Paradise Lost and the creation myth of Norse mythology.

      Most people would see The Lord of the Rings as based on European Myth, but many of its central themes are Christian: Good vs. Evil, The basic goodness of the innocent (the Hobbits), self-sacrifice for the greater good, ...

      The Christian theme that there is good in everyone is borne out by the character of Gollum. Although a slimy creature, he turns out to be the final hero of the book and movie. Even though the movie was different from the books it did try to show the conflicts within Gollum's character and didn't just try to pass him off as a one-dimensional evil or comic character.

    30. Re:Uh oh.. by the+gnat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So, the problem is that there's no way to film the War of Wrath without making it look ridiculous. Tolkein compresses it all into a few paragraphs, and you have dragons so big they blot out the sky and shatter the earth, a flying ship, the gods digging Morgoth out of Angband, the sinking of Beleriand. . . it's just unfilmable. The fall of Gondolin would make a magnificent movie scene (the Illustrated Tolekin Encyclopedia has a good painting of it), but everything that happens after that is sort of vague.

      You could argue that given the structure and style of Tolkein's work, the reason the War of Wrath is given such short notice is that it's essentially beyond human comprehension.

    31. Re:Uh oh.. by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      You forgot the plot element ultimately causing his downfall, that he finds out that Nienor is his sister.

      Chris

    32. Re:Uh oh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I understand it, the Silmarillion and the other historical notes that Tolkien made were written as backstory for the LOTR trilogy.

      Absolutely not - most of the Silmarillion consists of stories and legends that Tolkien created long before the Hobbit was written, much less it's sequel. Indeed, the Hobbit contains quite a lot of references to the Elder days, such as the origin of Gandalf's sword Glamdring.

    33. Re:Uh oh.. by CaptMonkeyDLuffy · · Score: 1

      Well, according to most sources I've read on the matter, Tolkien's first interest wasn't even to write a story or tell a history.

      To begin with he was a language geek. A huge language geek. He began playing around with developing an entire language(actually, a grouping of interrelated languages). The world history that is mostly contained in the Silmarillion, was a side effect. In order to create languages, you have to have a world for them to inhabit(and grow from so to speak). Then came The Hobbit, which eventually got published. Then came the Lord of the Rings. So, while LotR may be what most of his fans focus on today, from his own perspective it was a side effect(so to speak), twice removed from his real focus, the languages.

      As far as the 'interpretation of LotR as an allegory' aspect of the stories, I seem to recall Tolien vehemently denied that such was his purpose behind the book...

    34. Re:Uh oh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was evidence to prove that Overly Critical Guy is a lying cocksucker, but he deleted it. Think independently.

    35. Re:Uh oh.. by Kaiwen · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Don't hold your breath -- the movie rights are not available.

      The only reason Jackson was able to get the movie rights to LOTR is because Tolkien himself sold them back in the 60s. The Silmarillion was published posthumously by his son, Christopher who now holds the rights to the Tolkien estate and has made abundantly clear on many occasions his disdain for theatrical remakes of his father's works, and his personal wish that the movie rights had never been sold.

      So, Silmarillion: The Movie will never happen.

    36. Re:Uh oh.. by JasonAsbahr · · Score: 1

      Maybe Christopher's son won't be so reluctant.

    37. Re:Uh oh.. by Kaiwen · · Score: 1
      I'm almost certain that most of the Silmarillion was finished before JRR started writing Lord of the Rings

      Although The Silmarillion was begun long before The Lord of the Rings, it was never, to Tolkien's mind, finished.

      The work later to be published (posthumously by his son Christopher, in 1972 or '73) was begun by Tolkien as a teenager, and was a constant engagement of his throughout his life. Ever the perfectionist, Tolkien was constantly engaged in rewrites, fiddlings, recastings, etc., right up until his death.

      Hooded One points to Tolkien letter #131 (published and enumerated in The Letters of JRR Tolkien, probably still purchaseable at Amazon) to demonstrate that The Silmarillion was in completed form by 1950 or so, at which time Tolkien was engaged in an attempt to have it published together with The Lord of the Rings as "interdependent" works. Allen and Unwin, spooked by the size of the combined manuscripts, declined, and Collins, though initially agreeing, was beset by a series of delays eventually causing Tolkien to pull the manuscript and re-petition Allen and Unwin.

      However, Hooded One overlooks both Tolkien's inveterate perfectionist nature, and letter #133, dated June of 1952, in which Tolkien writes the following:

      As for The Lord of the Rings and The Silmarillion, they are where they were [i.e., at the time he was refused by Allen and Unwin, and began shopping them off to Collins]. The one [LOTR] finished (and the end revised), and the other still unfinished (or unrevised), and both gathering dust.... Although to me all are one, and the 'L of the Rings' would be better far (and eased) as part of the whole, I would gladly consider the publication of any part of this stuff....

      When I have a moment to turn round I will collect The Silmarillion fragments in process of completion -- or rather the original outline which is more or less complete and you can read it.

      So yes, on the one hand, Collins apparently had "a" submitted manuscript in hand. However, Tolkien does not appear to have considered it "finished". And indeed, it continued to be the target of much reworking throughout his life. As demonstrated in Christopher Tolkien's HOME series, Tolkien made many changes, both major and minor, after publication of LOTR, right up until his death in 1967.

      Lee Kaiwen, Taiwan

    38. Re:Uh oh.. by Kaiwen · · Score: 2, Informative
      I would rather see those four movies made than the Hobbit actually, but it's not my decision :)

      Don't hold your breath. The only reason the LOTR and the Hobbit were/will be filmed is because Tolkien sold the movie rights while he was still alive.

      Christopher Tolkien, who owns the rights to The Silmarillion (which was published by him after his father's death), has made abundantly clear how he feels about movie versions of his father's works. It's not a subject you want to bring up in his presence.

      Lee Kaiwen, Taiwan

    39. Re:Uh oh.. by leadsling · · Score: 1

      Aren't you describing Turin? Berin and Luthien regained one of the Silmarils from Morgoth, and become the ancestors of the houses of Elrond and Elros.

    40. Re:Uh oh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only we could come up with a petition to revoke Chris's rights to the publications...

    41. Re:Uh oh.. by jcast · · Score: 1

      Good God NO! LotR was the story Tolkien did not want to tell, the story he avoided telling, the story he regarded as an accidental by-product. Sil was the story Tolkien wanted to tell, the story he invented in the trenches (although as a national mythology for England to rival those of Greece and Rome, not as a `cautionary tale'---one of the fundamental (and ancient) bits is the story of Luthien, grown out of his wife's (at the time his girlfriend's visit to France). Sil was the story Tolkien was willing to ditch publisher, friend, and early audience and critic of LotR to get published. Sil was Tolkien's life work, the story he could never finish because it was too much a part of him, and he wasn't finished yet. It wasn't `historical notes'---those were the Annals, the Lhambarkanta (sp?) and the linguistic material. The Sil was the story Rumil and Pengolod made of that material, and which Aelfwine translated into English.

      In summary: you don't understand it. Try reading the History of Middle-Earth before you spout off about it.

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    42. Re:Uh oh.. by jcast · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. Deal is, most of Sil was repeatedly `finished'. There were three major revisions before the LotR, the last of which was mostly finished (ready enough to submit to a publisher (or so Tolkien thought)) when Tolkien began LotR.

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    43. Re:Uh oh.. by jcast · · Score: 1

      Sil was published by CT, but not in the manner of HoME. HoME is the description of the process leading up to Sil; Sil is what CT decided (at the time) the most publishable possible end-product looked like.

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    44. Re:Uh oh.. by jcast · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you can't tell it properly without the Nirnaeth Arnoediad, and Turgon, and that ties the story too much into the wider context of Sil, so it'll have to wait for a TV miniseries or something that can have a total length of 20 hours. Otherwise, the curse on Turin doesn't make sense.

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  3. Another possibility... by Joff_NZ · · Score: 1

    Take Elijah Wood, and use makeup, prosthetics etc etc to make him look older?

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    1. Re:Another possibility... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      IIRC, Frodo and Bilbo were approximately the same age when they went on their respective quests. Making Ian Holm look as young as Elijah Wood would be quite a task.

    2. Re:Another possibility... by r_cerq · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily... IIRC, both Frodo and Bilbo were about the same age when they left the Shire (30-something years old). That's one of the few things I didn't like about the movies; Frodo shouldn't have looked _so_ young...

    3. Re:Another possibility... by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 5, Informative

      Frodo was 33 at the party, but didn't leave the Shire for many years.

      But at 33 a hobbit has just come of age, so he should look young. Since he was carrying the ring,
      which more or less stops aging, he should continue to look young throughout the story.

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    4. Re:Another possibility... by UserGoogol · · Score: 3, Informative

      Frodo was 51 when he began his quest, like Bilbo, but he had had the ring preventing him from aging (at least partially) since he was 33 and thusly looked younger than Bilbo did during "The Hobbit."

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    5. Re:Another possibility... by gilrain · · Score: 3, Informative

      Except that Hobbits have a longer lifespan than we do. Frodo was barely out of his "tweens", which is equivalent to our own "teens". I think he was cast well, and the look was about perfect. If only he could have looked just a little less soulful, maybe, 25% of the time...

    6. Re:Another possibility... by tuffy · · Score: 5, Informative

      Bilbo was 51 when he set off on his adventure. Frodo is 50 when he sets off on his. You can check the dates in the RotK appendeces.

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    7. Re:Another possibility... by r_cerq · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's been about 10 years since I last read them... :-)
      Anyway, they _were_ about the same age, so Elijah Wood wouldn't be a problem. Wood, McKellan, and Rhys-Davies could play Bilbo, Gandalf, and Gloin. I don't think it would work, though; Well... maybe just Gandalf, and Andy Serkis as a slightly less crooked Smeagol for extra fun-points :)

    8. Re:Another possibility... by nomadic · · Score: 2, Informative

      The worst was Aragorn; he was supposed to be much older than Viggo Mortensen, I think the supplemental stuff Tolkien wrote put him at about 80 or so. Though of course his race of men aged pretty slow. But he definitely should have been older and more weather-beaten.

    9. Re:Another possibility... by ALpaca2500 · · Score: 2, Informative

      it was actually mentioned in the movie that he was over 80...

    10. Re:Another possibility... by ArekRashan · · Score: 2, Informative

      But only in the expanded DVD, IIRC.

    11. Re:Another possibility... by red+floyd · · Score: 2, Informative

      According to Appendix B of RotK, He was 90 at the beginning of the Fourth Age. He died in FA 120 at the age of 210.

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    12. Re:Another possibility... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 3, Informative
      I dunno, Viggo looked pretty grizzled to me...

      Besides, being 80 with a lifespan of over 200 years puts him, relatively speaking, in his late thirties/early forties. Mr Mortensen is 45.

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    13. Re:Another possibility... by quisph · · Score: 1
      Bilbo was 51 when he set off on his adventure. Frodo is 50 when he sets off on his.
      Frodo is 50 in the books. Not in the movies. In the books, 17 years passes between Bilbo's birthday party and the start of Frodo's quest. I doubt that it took movie-Gandalf 17 years to go to Minas Tirith and back, which is about all that happens between the party and Frodo's departure.
    14. Re:Another possibility... by qcomp · · Score: 1

      Frodo and Bilbo were both of the same age, but Frodo had had the Ring for 17 years. Thus he looked like "a robust hobbit just out of his tweens" while Bilbo (at the time he set out with the dwarfs) would have looked somewhat less youthful (or should i say childlike?)

    15. Re:Another possibility... by mubar · · Score: 1

      This is correct. During the time of LotR Aragorn is 87, and lives for a grand total of 210 years, well over the average lifespan of men. This is because he is part of Dunedain in Middle-earth, probably also the most pure-blooded one of them. Everyone of this people is bound to live longer than the average folk, and Aragorn in his 80s is just middle-aged. Note that people of higher order in Gondor also still had some dunedain characteristics, especially the Stewards' house.

    16. Re:Another possibility... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bilbo got the ring at age 51 then persived by it for 60 odd years. The way i see it jest get Ian tape his skin back or something to that affect, bam you got a hobbit fit to be a burglar

  4. How long can he wait? by (eternal_software) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Since he says "I guess MGM's lawyers and New Line's lawyers are going to have a huge amount of fun over the next few years trying to work it all out", I question how long he can wait.

    A "few years" may make the movie seem disjointed from the rest of them. One of the great things about the first three is that noone really aged. If he waits 5+ years to make what is supposed to be a prequel, will those look out of place?

    1. Re:How long can he wait? by kippy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Since Bilbo, Golum and Gandalf are the only characters in all the stories, I don't think that'll be a problem. Bilbo's actor can just be made up not to look older since Bilbo was supposed to be 60. Gandalf is always supposed to look old. Golum is just CG so they can make him look however they want.

      I think the only reason to make it ASAP is cause I really want to see it. :)

    2. Re:How long can he wait? by kippy · · Score: 2, Funny

      oh yeah, and Elrond but a little makup can probably take care of an extra 5 years on Agent Smith.

    3. Re:How long can he wait? by Xeth · · Score: 4, Funny
      Oh come on, it'll be fine. I mean, it's not like George Lucas lost the vision for Star Wars when he did those prequels!

      Wait...

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    4. Re:How long can he wait? by Stepping+Razor · · Score: 1

      Elrond is incredibly ancient. He would have looked the same in "The Hobbit". I just hope Ian Mckellar is still around to play gandalf when the time comes.

    5. Re:How long can he wait? by trikberg · · Score: 1

      Yes, Elrond should look the same. Hugo Weaving, assuming he returns, will have aged up to five years, which has to be removed using make-up. I assume that the grandparent was referring to this.

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    6. Re:How long can he wait? by Hobbex · · Score: 1

      Ian McKella is only 64. I think one can count on him pulling through another five years (and more!).

      Saruman does not appear in The Hobbit (unless PJ wants to flesh out the storming of Dol Guldur for instance): that would be a greater concern since Christoffer Lee is 82 this year (I thought that George Lucas took a big risk with him actually...)

    7. Re:How long can he wait? by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      Gollum is CG, Gandolf always seemed to look somewhere between 70 and 652, and Bilbo'a appearance hadn't changed mch between the Hobbit and LoTR (remember Gandolf said he looked like he hadn't aged a day), so I don't think a few years on the actors would matter in the least.

    8. Re:How long can he wait? by Hobbex · · Score: 1

      Ian McKellen actually. And Christopher Lee. OK, struck and missed. mod me down please...

    9. Re:How long can he wait? by Ugmo · · Score: 5, Informative

      The only people to appear in both books are:

      Bilbo,
      Gandalf,
      Elrond,
      Gollum

      Gandalf should probably appear older than his post-resurrected self anyway, but not much changed than from the Fellowship. Bilbo should appear roughly the same age as in the Fellowship since the ring preserved him. Elrond should appear more or less exactly the same. Gollum shouldn't be a problem age-wise. If they use the same actors they do need to do it within the next 5 or 6 years, I think.

      Outside that, Legolas and Gimili's parents/relatives are in the movie. They might get the same actors to play the roles of the Elvish King of Mirkwood and one of the Dwarves in the Party.

      I look forward to seeing CG Smaug.

      I do have a concern about the Trolls. They are an important part of the book. Bilbo gains the respect of the Dwarves by defeating them. I hope they are handled well.
      The Trolls should look nothing like the Cave Troll in the Fellowship. They are more like country bumpkins. They have clothes, sacks, ropes and know how to make jelly. They have some kind of civilization. They are stupid but are not animalistic like the trolls in LOTR the movie.

      Oh well. I will wait the 5 or 6 years it takes for the movie to come out to be disappointed.

    10. Re:How long can he wait? by dandelion_wine · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just hope Ian Mckellar is still around to play gandalf when the time comes.

      Doesn't matter. They can just get Mary Alice to replace him, and then throw in some jive bullshit about why he looks different and how "there was a cost".

      Then again, judging from the senselessness of some of Jackson's alterations from the books, we can probably expect Tom Bombadil to show up in this one.

    11. Re:How long can he wait? by rah1420 · · Score: 1
      The Trolls should look nothing like the Cave Troll in the Fellowship.


      Remember the scene in the Fellowship where they were looking for the athelas, after Frodo got stabbed with the Morgul-knife? Can't remember if it's in the theatrical version, but the extended version has Sam's comment that they were in the forest where Bilbo's trolls were, and you saw a fleeting glimpse of three stone statues. I would bet that Weta is going to leverage this somehow.
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    12. Re:How long can he wait? by rlowe69 · · Score: 1

      The Trolls should look nothing like the Cave Troll in the Fellowship. They are more like country bumpkins. They have clothes, sacks, ropes and know how to make jelly. They have some kind of civilization. They are stupid but are not animalistic like the trolls in LOTR the movie.

      Agreed. However, the Trolls *were* in the Lord of the Rings movies. If you watch Fellowship, you'll notice that they camp next to the stone trolls. So they might want to have them look somewhat like the stone versions.

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    13. Re:How long can he wait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Um, hate to break it to you, but Bilbo doesn't "beat" the trolls (though he does find their hidden treasure, which leads to his claiming of Sting and the finding of Glamdring and Orcrist). It's Gandalf who defeats the trolls. He comes back and mimic the trolls voices, getting them to argue. They argue until the sun rises, thereby turning them to stone. Bilbo doesn't really get the respect of the dwarves until Gandalf leaves the party and leaves Bilbo in charge. That's when Bilbo saves their asses in Mirkwood, a couple of times.

    14. Re:How long can he wait? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      Mod parent up. That's how it happened in the book.

      Also, technically the 'cave troll' was not of the same species as the trolls in the hobbit. Distant (modified?) cousin, maybe.

      Yeah, it's a technical point, but such is my understanding of the story. Maybe we should have a seance and as JR :)

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    15. Re:How long can he wait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I feel the necessity to mention Gwaihir the Windlord.

      Okay, not a person, but still a speaking character.

    16. Re:How long can he wait? by Snaller · · Score: 1

      In most of the bigger music vidoes they digitally clean up the skin of the singers - they could do the same in the movie if they wanted.

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    17. Re: How long can he wait? by gidds · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Yes, McKellen and Weaving will be fine, but I doubt Ian Holm would be a good choice for Bilbo. Bilbo is about 51 in The Hobbit, but hobbits are longer-lived than we are, and that's probably equivalent to thirty or so in human terms. There's no way Holm can pass for that sort of age any more!

      Nor do I think that continuity with LOTR is a good argument here. Yes, there he's 'well-preserved' for 111, but there are still some changes, and in the flashback to the finding of the ring, he's made to look younger. I doubt that, several years since that was filmed, they'd be able to keep that up for an entire movie.

      No, I think we'll have to get used to the idea of someone else playing Bilbo. If they choose well, that someone will bring a liveliness and sense of humour to the story which will probably turn out for the best.

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    18. Re:How long can he wait? by shfted! · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Trolls? Just hire some of the Anonymous Cowards following me around. They'll do plenty well. :D

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    19. Re:How long can he wait? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      The questions isn't how long can PJ wait, the question is how long will Sir Ian McKellan live? He's no spring chicken, ya know. Hopefully he's in good health. I dread the thought of anyone other than Sir Richard Harris as Dumbledore, though it would've been pretty sweet if the timing had allowed Sir Ian to take over the role. *shrug*

    20. Re:How long can he wait? by fitten · · Score: 1

      In the extended version, Sam actually says something like "look, Bilbo's trolls" as they have made their camp in the middle of the three stone trolls.

    21. Re:How long can he wait? by MegaFur · · Score: 1

      A "few years" may make the movie seem disjointed from the rest of them.


      That's ok. The Hobbit is disjointed from the rest of them. Besides, whenever Peter begins to lose his vision for it, all he has to do is start reading The Hobbit again. And let's not forget Fran Walsh. And if they can get Fillipa (sp) back on board, then there'll be three people again. Plus, I'm sure Weta would be doing most/all of the design and props again. When you put it all together, it makes sense. I'm more concnerned about how the actors will be three years from now (neither of the Ian's are all that young, you know).


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    22. Re:How long can he wait? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Um...Sauron? So just what would an attack by the White Council (Gandalf, Saruman, Galadriel, Elrond, Radagast the Brown, who else?) look like? Would they even be there physically? Gandalf just says that the Necromancer (Sauron) was driven out of Dul Gulder. Could be interesting.

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    23. Re:How long can he wait? by HBergeron · · Score: 3, Funny

      Uh, Ugmo, If you hadn't noticed, the Trolls are actually in the first movie - the hobbits take some rest beneath their stoney visages. They don't look like the cave troll, and frankly look more like the soccor-hooligan-sounding trolls that JRRT wrote into the hobbit. The important thing to remember is that the Hobbit was intended as more of a childrens story, there is more comic relief and adventure and less legend and world building. I think one of the trolls names was Bob...

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    24. Re:How long can he wait? by mitherial · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter. They can just get Mary Alice to replace him, and then throw in some jive bullshit about why he looks different and how "there was a cost". Oh, if I had moderation points!

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    25. Re:How long can he wait? by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

      Yeah... I remember when I saw "Gods and Generals" and, while I really liked the movie I couldn't get over the fact that Jeff Daniels had OBVIOUSLY aged over the last ten years (not that I'm blaming him, mind you). This movie happened chronologically before Gettysburg but Daniels looks older (and a bit chunkier) in Gods and Generals. It was really distracting. (Almost as much as changing actors for Robert E. Lee! Although I did like Robert Duvall much better.)

    26. Re:How long can he wait? by Ugmo · · Score: 1

      You are completely right.

      I misremembered. It's been more than 10 years since I last read The Hobbit (read total of 4 or 5 tims). I re-read LOTR just before the first movie came out (probably for the 8th or 9th time).

      I thought it was Bilbo who did the voice imitation thing. The Trolls are important because they are the first real adventure. You are right in that Bilbo is just baggage until he encounters Gollum and then they get to Mirkwood. My memory might be bad but I don't think Gandalf ever puts him in charge. It is more the fact that he can turn invisible and avoids capture that makes him valuable.

    27. Re: How long can he wait? by stormshadow97 · · Score: 1

      IIRC, there was a brief scene in Fellowship of the Ring showing younger Bilbo in the cave when he finds the Ring (i.e. during the story of The Hobbit). It seems to me like Ian Holm would be just fine playing a younger Bilbo in the new movie (with appropriate makeup).

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    28. Re: How long can he wait? by MagicDude · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hollywood is more smoke and mirrors than anyone really realizes. Look how young they were able to make Ian McDiarmid look to play Palpatine in the new star wars movies. And how young they made Goldie Hawn look when she played Imhotep in The Mummy movies.

    29. Re:How long can he wait? by trooper23 · · Score: 1

      The only people to appear in both books are:

      Bilbo,
      Gandalf,
      Elrond,
      Gollum


      Actually, there's at least one more: Gloin
      I don't think he was in the movie but he was in the book. But since you said book I had to add it in. =)

    30. Re:How long can he wait? by danila · · Score: 1

      Bilbo should appear exactly the same as in FOTR prologue (Gollum's cave). He was significantly younger than in the Shire.

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    31. Re: How long can he wait? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There's no way Holm can pass for that sort of age any more!

      Uh, he did already, in Fellowship of the Ring. I'd be very surprised if they used a different actor for Bilbo. What's going to happen when you finish watching the Hobbit and then go into Fellowship and see that prologue? Ian Holm's gonna be the one stumbling across the ring in Gollum's cave. He's gonna be the one greeting Gandalf at Bag-End in the beginning. And he's the one Gandalf is going to say "hasn't aged a day."

      Christopher Lee is like 82 freaking years old. If he can last three 3-hour movies playing an evil wizard, I think Ian Holm can stand to be a nervous little burglar running around invisibly.

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    32. Re:How long can he wait? by wigam · · Score: 0

      You actaully see Bilbo's Trolls in FOTR when Frodo has been stabbed by the Nazgual's Mordor blade, and Strider and Sam are looking for the herb that starts with Kings somthing:)

    33. Re: How long can he wait? by havblue · · Score: 1

      Only on Slashdot will you find half the community insisting on an older man improbably playing the main character in the Hobbit... just for the sake of one line of dialogue continuity.

    34. Re: How long can he wait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was evidence to prove that Overly Critical Guy is a lying cocksucker, but he deleted it. Think independently.

    35. Re: How long can he wait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, now... You're being overly critical here, aren't you?

    36. Re:How long can he wait? by PCM2 · · Score: 1
      Uh, Ugmo, If you hadn't noticed, the Trolls are actually in the first movie - the hobbits take some rest beneath their stoney visages.
      I believe you're referring to footage that was edited out of the film proper, but added back into the Extended Edition DVD.
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    37. Re:How long can he wait? by Silburn_Luke · · Score: 1

      Nope. The turned-to-stone trolls appear in the theatrical cut, the extended edition added Sam's bit of dialogue calling attention to their presence.

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    38. Re:How long can he wait? by HBergeron · · Score: 1

      you are quite right, though, in my defense I assumed that anyone who was a) a /.er and b) took the time to post on LOTR on /. most likely had seen the extended edition, and might even have done a frame by frame walk through and composed their own DVD commentary - in costume. Call me crazy but that still seems like a reasonable assumption - know your audience.

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    39. Re: How long can he wait? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      I guess you missed the prologue, where Ian Holm himself appears as Bilbo and finds the ring in Gollum's cave.

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    40. Re: How long can he wait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was evidence to prove that Overly Critical Guy is a lying cocksucker, but he deleted it. Think independently.

    41. Re:How long can he wait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      George Lucas DIDN'T lose his vision when he did the prequals?!?!? I know this is a little off the subject but....... Just watch "A New Hope" and then watch Epidode I (you know, with Jar Jar Binks) and tell me Lucas hasn't lost something!

  5. Can he (or anybody) repeat it the glory though? by Bryan+Gividen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously, Jackson has set a huge standard for himself here. He has the three movies that progressively got better, ending in a movie that won 11 awards. People's expectations will be high (cough*EpisodeOne*cough) and if he doesn't deliver, it won't matter how good of a movie it is, he's going to get ripped a new one.

    1. Re:Can he (or anybody) repeat it the glory though? by smkndrkn · · Score: 5, Funny

      *cough* he's not lucas *cough*

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    2. Re:Can he (or anybody) repeat it the glory though? by rider · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, I think the Hobbit can be even more successful on it's own -- it's more a classic children's story, with a story structure well made for film. No odd endings either.

      And it has a Dragon! ;)

    3. Re:Can he (or anybody) repeat it the glory though? by tuffy · · Score: 5, Insightful
      People's expectations will be high (cough*EpisodeOne*cough) and if he doesn't deliver, it won't matter how good of a movie it is, he's going to get ripped a new one.

      The difference is, people *do* know what to expect from "the Hobbit", having read the book and seen the LotR films. And this one is much more conductive to film than those were, which should make his work even easier. All PJ has to do is not foul things up and the fans will be back like they were for the previous movies.

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    4. Re:Can he (or anybody) repeat it the glory though? by elitebrad · · Score: 0

      Peter Jackson doesn't seem like the type of director that cares what the critics think and I think that works in his favor.

    5. Re:Can he (or anybody) repeat it the glory though? by Bryan+Gividen · · Score: 1

      Good call. Definitely agree with you here. I withdraw my statement regarding Episode 1. :)

    6. Re:Can he (or anybody) repeat it the glory though? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a life.

    7. Re:Can he (or anybody) repeat it the glory though? by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      He's not Lucas... yet. The parallels are similar: Jackson is just working directly off of another's existing work as opposed to Lucas blending numerous sources into SW; WETA and ILM came about in much the same circumstances, etc.

      The key to looking at the parallels, though, is that Lucas views himself as a businessman, not a director. Jackson views himself as a director.

    8. Re:Can he (or anybody) repeat it the glory though? by Chris_Mir · · Score: 1

      Ok, now what has Pamela Jones got to do with this?

    9. Re:Can he (or anybody) repeat it the glory though? by No.+24601 · · Score: 1
      *cough* he's not lucas *cough*

      If you put him on a high enough pedestal, eventually he will take lucas' place.

    10. Re:Can he (or anybody) repeat it the glory though? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean *hack, wheeze, get a life, hack, wheeze* ?

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    11. Re:Can he (or anybody) repeat it the glory though? by danila · · Score: 1

      Once can argue that people expectations are irrelevant. After all, ROTK was a worse film than FOTR, considering acting and the script, but it still won 11 oscars. People wanted to see LOTR and they were happy with the fluff they were shown. I don't see how it will be different with Hobbit...

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    12. Re:Can he (or anybody) repeat it the glory though? by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 0


      "Peter, you're Lucas' successor, not Lucas himself".

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    13. Re:Can he (or anybody) repeat it the glory though? by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      it's more a classic children's story, with a story structure well made for film. No odd endings either.

      Yes, it's much lighter on its feet. That's exactly why I don't want Jackson doing it. He doesn't do light and humorous. You can bet that the entire second half of the movie will be the battle at the lonely mountain, and that the entire first half of the movie will be put under the ax by the editors to make room for a big CG battle.

      No thanks. Jackson did the best he possibly could to adapt the FotR. Although I hate most of the changes and feel they were unnecessary since all the elements he was looking for appeared in the texts, he completed a monumental task. He earns my respect for this. The franchise should end here.

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    14. Re:Can he (or anybody) repeat it the glory though? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > People's expectations will be high (cough*EpisodeOne*cough)

      As long as there is no Jar-Jar i'm ok with anything really.

  6. High pressure by xankar · · Score: 4, Funny

    In related news, Peter Jackson's home just imploded due to excessive Oscar pressure.

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    1. Re:High pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, that made absolutely no sense. go me.

    2. Re:High pressure by Chris+Brewer · · Score: 1

      Funny you should say that. Down here in New Zealand, we've just had one of the worst February's ever in terms of bad weather. We've had a one in 100 year storm in the middle of summer. Anyway, there's been a lot of landslides everywhere, and one took out the house that's right next door to Peter and Fran's house. So you are eriely close to the mark... :)

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  7. Ah Um Well....... by darth_silliarse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Casting Ian Holm in the main role wouldn't be such an effort, or would it? Ian Holm is 73 fer christs sake! .... hmm actually thats quite young for a hobbit

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    1. Re:Ah Um Well....... by Arathrael · · Score: 1

      Bilbo wasn't a young hobbit at the time The Hobbit was set, if I recall correctly, and he hadn't aged as much as would normally be expected by the time of The Lord of the Rings due to the effects of the ring. So Ian Holm playing Bilbo again wouldn't be entirely unreasonable.

      Anyway, personally, I can't wait for Peter Jackson's version of the Hobbit. 13 Dwarves bumbling around and constantly tripping over themselves sounds great. And I can't wait to see how he's going to work in the dwarf tossing gags!

  8. When can I... by jb_davis · · Score: 4, Funny

    When can I download it?

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    1. Re:When can I... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soon probably. I noticed Return Of The King, meaning the FREAKING RETAIL DVD, perfect quality, has been posted to NNTP newsgroups. How to get it?

      1) Subscribe to www.giganews.com for $7,

      2) use a free newsreader program or do a trial of NewsPro

      3) add giganews servers to your server list in newspro, set simultaneous connections to 7, enter your giganews username and pasword

      4) add the newsgroup alt.binaries.ftn

      5) download all the headers in the group

      6) look for SpotMeSnelN00b-1 (DVD #1) and SpotMeSnelNoob-2 (DVD #2), select all 176 parts of it and click "Download and Save As"

      Note that I would NEVER condone this action or do this myself, but if you were to do this you would have the full retail DVD of ROTK months early. Is that unbelievable or what??

  9. yes!! by liloconf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is anyone else excited to see what they do with smog? I hope they don't make him look all pupety or over cg'd.

    1. Re:yes!! by mikeophile · · Score: 1

      You mean Smaug al la Pete's Dragon wasn't what you had in mind?

    2. Re:yes!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the dragon burns a town somewhere in the book. Smog effects might work well in that scene!

  10. Supposing of course by elitebrad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    that Ian McKellen wants to do it. Or Ian Holm if he is the desired Bilbo.

  11. Let's hope Jackson keeps his movies straight. by mikeophile · · Score: 5, Funny

    While the thought of Bilbo climbing the Empire State Building holding Fay Wray is rather entertaining, I think it might disturb the purists.

    1. Re:Let's hope Jackson keeps his movies straight. by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 0, Redundant

      If the WTC were still around, I wonder if Kong would climb them again instead of the Empire State.

      wbs.

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    2. Re:Let's hope Jackson keeps his movies straight. by tuffy · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, PJ is setting his "King Kong" remake back in the 1930s so it'll be a non-issue.

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    3. Re:Let's hope Jackson keeps his movies straight. by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      OK. Thanks. I didn't know that.

      If I were making the movie, I'd have Kong run past Radio Row on his way uptown. Except that he'd stop for a moment, shed a tear, and then continue up to 34th street.

      I dunno, I think that'd be a nice subtle little tribute.

      wbs.

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    4. Re:Let's hope Jackson keeps his movies straight. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      The 1976 remake had King Kong climbing up WTC.

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    5. Re:Let's hope Jackson keeps his movies straight. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and who's gonna give one shit about an invisible Hobbit climbing the Empire State Building?

      "I don't care what it takes, but I _will_ meet the Feebles, even if I have to climb to the very _top_ of this building! The Feebles are just the most heavenly creatures, you know."

    6. Re:Let's hope Jackson keeps his movies straight. by Lispy · · Score: 1

      The two towers? *confused*

    7. Re:Let's hope Jackson keeps his movies straight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and who's gonna give one shit about an invisible Hobbit climbing the Empire State Building?

      With the right girl over his shoulder, it could work.

  12. HSX by thenewnoise · · Score: 5, Informative

    its already pretty high on the Hollywood Stock Exchange http://movies.hsx.com/servlet/SecurityDetail?symbo l=HOBIT

  13. Proper feel? by Fancia · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It may just be me, but I don't think that the feel of Lord of the Rings would really suit The Hobbit. The Hobbit is much more of a fairy tale than an epic, unlike Lord of the Rings... I don't think the same presentation, &tc. would really be best for The Hobbit.

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    1. Re:Proper feel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure Jackson will find a way to cram in some slow-motion death sequences, and work in how Thorodin's sister becomes the Queen Under the Mountain after he's slain.

    2. Re:Proper feel? by digitalhermit · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Though I thoroughly enjoyed the LOTR movies, I did feel that there was just too much steel and horses; it seemed to "epic" for my taste. The characterization seemed a little lost in all the fighting.

      _The Hobbit_ is different. There are plenty of internal conflicts and chances to develop characters. Though the dwarves are a little (har har) cookie cutter, Bilbo and Gandalf can certainly be fleshed out. I personally think that _The Hobbit_ would be *easier* to make because it has a decent plot (questish, but still decent), enough battle scenes and is sufficiently dark to not alienate LOTR fans. With only a couple central characters, it would be more of an actor's movie.

      Dark? The riddle scenes were, when I first read them, pretty engrossing. With a treatment like that given to Shelob, it would as threatening. There's maybe not as much psychological darkness, but there's lots to be said for physical terror (dragon, trolls, Gollum).

      I don't mean to elevate TH above what Tolkien intended, but I have seen more than a couple papers contrasting/comparing TH with Conrad's "Heart of Darkness" and even Dante's "Inferno". Some of these are stretches, true, but I think that to discount the literary aspect of TH and call it strictly a fairy tale would be a disservice to Tolkien.

    3. Re:Proper feel? by Fancia · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I mean no disrespect for fairy tales. Rather, I have great respect for them; there's much more to fairy tales than you give them credit for.

      Fairy tales are the centre of quite a lot of literary study, for there's often much more depth than there seems to be on the surface. Certainly, one of my favourite novels and films, The Last Unicorn, is clearly a fairy tale while also being a great piece of literature.

      No, I'd say that The Hobbit is very much a fairy tale; and very much literary, as well. The two are not exclusive.

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    4. Re:Proper feel? by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      Yah, good point. I'm not saying that fairy tales aren't deep, but they are not in the strictest sense "literary". I've had my Joseph Campbell and Hamilton classes and appreciate the ideas that suffuse fairy tales (Disney's bowdlerized and castrated versions excepted). These ideas (Puck, the Devil, quest, etc.) appear in "The Hobbit" (TH) as either direct reference or heavy allusions. So, yes, _TH_ is a fairy tale or at least a string of fairy tales.

    5. Re:Proper feel? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I'll have to disagree. For most of the book there is no epic stuff. But where it is, the LOTR would work well. Consider the Battle of Five Armies. One on a PJ-Epic scale, Bilbo is going to feel quite small and insignificant.

      Of course, a forty minute Helm's Deep style battle will ruin it. But five minutes of Bilbo stumbling about in confusion would be great.

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    6. Re:Proper feel? by bkhl · · Score: 1

      I agree, and I know we're not the only ones.

    7. Re:Proper feel? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      I think PJ will be able to present "fairy tale" style stories very. That's the thing I find cool about the LOTR movies. When I got the first view showing how the hobbits lived, it was like stepping right into a fairy tale to me. :-) Most scenes in LOTR stand out as very carefully made to me, regardless if they are an army at the fields of Pelennor or an idyllic view of Smeagol fishing at the start of ROTK.

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    8. Re:Proper feel? by CaseyB · · Score: 1

      I'm curious to see how the dwarves are portrayed. The impression I'm left with from the last part of the book is that of a pack of greedy bastards.

    9. Re:Proper feel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly why Jackson could not possibly win with a Hobbit movie. The feel would have to be different, because there is that distinction in form. The problem is unresolvable, because if he changes the tone, it will alienate non-reading audiences, who came expecting a shorter, less strenuous Lord of the Rings - But if he does as they expect, it will ruin the movie, and break his Tolkien credentials. The movie shouldn't be made. Unless they wait longer, until the feel of the trilogy wears off, and then take a middle path. It's a compromise that I hate to support, but for this fan, it would be far worse to have a movie that some sector thought was horrible, when finishing the run on a nice short ditty with room for creativity and risk is so easily possible.

    10. Re:Proper feel? by vldmr_krn · · Score: 1

      It may just be me, but I don't think that the feel of Lord of the Rings would really suit The Hobbit. The Hobbit is much more of a fairy tale than an epic, unlike Lord of the Rings... I don't think the same presentation, &tc. would really be best for The Hobbit.

      Why would the presentation be the same? If you're assuming that Peter Jackson is limited to LOTR-type presentation, you should learn something about his work.

  14. Re:rar by grungebox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good job, genius. Ian Holm is the guy who played Bilbo in the trilogy. Ian McKellen played Gandalf. I know it's hard to grasp that more than one person in the world can be named "Ian," so I sympathize with your idiocy.

  15. Re:rar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ian Holm plays Bilbo. Ian McKellen plays Gandalf.

  16. Re:rar by nokilli · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Who are you replying to? The first post? Can't figure out how to use the Reply to This link? And the Ian being referred to here is Ian Holm, who played Bilbo. Dolt indeed.

  17. smog by n0nsensical · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, yes, I just love what L.A. is doing with smog lately. It's simply incredible. Words can't describe it. Far better than Houston or Mexico City could ever hope for.

    1. Re:smog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I hope they don't make him look all pupety or over cg'd."

      Does L.A. have pupety or cg'd smog? Inquiring minds...

      Tels

  18. McKellen Up For It by BlightThePower · · Score: 5, Informative

    For USian readers, Sir Ian has appeared on a number of chat shows recently promoting RoTK and other recent films of his. He was directly asked about his willingness to appear in "The Hobbit" should it be filmed and basically came across as absolutely desperate to do it and said something along the lines of "fingers crossed Peter Jackson will do it". So there you are. No word from Holm as far as I know though.

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    1. Re:McKellen Up For It by BlightThePower · · Score: 1

      The chat show in question was "Parkinson" btw.

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  19. There and Back again by Un0r1g1nal · · Score: 1

    I would love to see this made into a film, with the amount of effort that jackson put into the trilogy you know that he will make an amazing adaptation of The Hobbit. Yes large portions of the book were missed out, but overall given how long it lasted with these bits missing, could you see anyone but die hard Tokien fans going to watch it if each one was 5 hours long?

    Ian as a hobbit would be different though, I don't quite see how jackson could quite get that as a prequel,

    **The Hobbit that becomes a Grey Wizard**

    nah, it just doesn't work for me

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    1. Re:There and Back again by elitebrad · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure you are confused. Ian McKellen was Gandalf in the LotR trilogy, and Ian Holm was Bilbo.

    2. Re:There and Back again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are two Ians in LotR. Ian Holm as Bilbo, and Ian McKellen as Gandalf.

    3. Re:There and Back again by Un0r1g1nal · · Score: 1

      Point taken, I retract my lame hobbit to grey wizard joke :)

      Damn... Thanks for pointing it out though.

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  20. Amen brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's perfectly cast. Makes me actually want to see this movie.

  21. The Hobbit to feel like LotR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jackson also mentions wanting the movie to feel just like the LOTR trilogy

    Blah, The Hobbit isn't supposed to feel like LotR.. LotR is an epic book about war, while The Hobbit is just a story of one small hobbit. More like a fairy tale.

  22. The Problem by Hobbex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem, as I see it, is that there will be a lot of pressure to make this movie bigger and better than then the previous three. But it shouldn't be: The Hobbit is a smaller story in every sense. Trying to "out do" LOTR with it's story would destroy it completely - it is a really just one small adventure in a very big world.

    Don't get me wrong, it is a great story, and if done right it could be a great movie, but if it made along the lines of "Now we have better computers and can have ten times more people at the final battle" then that would destroy it (and the continuity).

    In that sense, I think trying to make something out of the stories in The Silmarrilion would be better (those battles really were bigger) - but obviously brining that to the screen would involve basically filling a story around the history told in the book. And I doubt the movie rights were ever sold, or that Christoffer Tolkien would not.

    1. Re:The Problem by thogard · · Score: 1

      Since the LOTR took in over a billion dollars and is a known cash cow in an industry that is run by idoits that wouldn't know a good story if they saw one, there is no way MGM is going to back down on this and New Line isn't stupid enough to buy out the rights for $500,000,000 or so. I don't think the rights will ever get settled so the movie won't get made unless the two partnership and that will destroy the movie.

      I do suspect that there will be a few attemtps to do some of the Silmarrilion stories in time but not till most of Holywood forgets about LOTR.

    2. Re:The Problem by Hobbex · · Score: 1

      To flesh up on the Sil part, I don't think it could really be made into a movie. However, imagine the story of the first age done as a high budget mini-series a la Band of Brothers. Cut it into the most significant parts, starting with the exile of Noldor, and having episodes devoted to the important stories (the fall of Fingolfin, Beren and Luthien, Tuor, Turin) all the way until the voyage of Earendil and the final battle. I think that could be great, and the DVD market could probably justify the budget.

    3. Re:The Problem by theMightyE · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I think trying to make something out of the stories in The Silmarrilion would be better (those battles really were bigger) - but obviously brining that to the screen would involve basically filling a story around the history told in the book.

      I see your point, but still have to disagree that The Simarrilion would be a better basis for a movie than The Hobbit. The Simarrilion was dripping with exactally the kind of complex histories, tangled family lines, and generally convoluted plots that Jackson et al worked so hard to remove from LOTR to make it watchable by the general public (i.e. people like my sister who had never read the books).

      The hobbit on the other hand has a well-defined group of heros who go on an interesting walk thru the woods and see some nifty stuff along the way. And as for the 'better computers means more people in the final battle' thing, I'd hope the technology would scale well enough to do the battle of five armies justice - that'd just be plain cool.

    4. Re:The Problem by Refrag · · Score: 1

      No, actually the final battle in The Hobbit is pretty huge. But, it is the only big battle. I'd rather see Peter Jackson do The Hobbit as a miniseries, though.

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    5. Re:The Problem by tuffy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The problem, as I see it, is that there will be a lot of pressure to make this movie bigger and better than then the previous three. But it shouldn't be: The Hobbit is a smaller story in every sense. Trying to "out do" LOTR with it's story would destroy it completely - it is a really just one small adventure in a very big world.

      The execs are getting a movie with trolls, orcs (goblins), eagles, Beorn, a dragon and a battle of five armies. I expect that'll be "epic" enough to suit them and the audience without straying far from the source material.

      Not to mention Peter Jackson will have as much (or more) creative control this time around.

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    6. Re:The Problem by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Take it beyond a mini-series - there are enough stories there to make a full-fledged series that could run for at least a couple years. It could certainly keep WETA Workshop busy...

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    7. Re:The Problem by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      And lots of giant spiders. Not just one. That part always gave me the willies as a kid.

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    8. Re:The Problem by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

      Maybe this is just my opinion, but to me, the style of The Hobbit shifts so that by the Battle of Five Armies the tone really isn't that far off from The Lord of the Rings.

  23. Re:Can you really make a 'good' movie on the Hobbi by Un0r1g1nal · · Score: 1

    IMHO The Hobbit was more than just a 'childrens' book. You could say that Harry Potter is a 'childrens' book, but look at the vast audience it has gained. Tolkien is one of the greates writers for his genre, theres a reason that people attempt to emulate him, and it is because he is renowned for his work.

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  24. Botox by CHaN_316 · · Score: 1

    Just give Ian Holm and Ian McKellan a few botox shots to the face, and they'll be set to go!

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  25. The hobbit will stink on ice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Unless they add a talking pie character in which case it might have a chance.

  26. Brian Blessed for Thorin! by Cerv · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You know it makes sense.

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    1. Re:Brian Blessed for Thorin! by Kaimelar · · Score: 2, Informative
      For those that, like me, said, "Who?" when reading the parent comment . . .

      http://imdb.com/name/nm0000306/

    2. Re:Brian Blessed for Thorin! by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      Oh my goodness...that is hilarious.

      Who wants to live forever. Dwarves....DIE!

    3. Re:Brian Blessed for Thorin! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...casting for The Hobbit.

      Balin
      Dwalin
      Fili
      Kili
      Dori
      Nori
      Ori
      Oin
      Gloin-John Ryes Davies (duh)
      Bifur
      Bofur
      Bombur
      Thorin Oakenshield-Brian Blessed

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    4. Re:Brian Blessed for Thorin! by McCarrum · · Score: 1

      +1 to this .. quick, call Peter!

    5. Re:Brian Blessed for Thorin! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ryes-Davies as Gloin would be great, but I'm not sure he'd do it. Because of an alergic reaction, apparently his LOTR make-up was pretty rough on him.

    6. Re:Brian Blessed for Thorin! by ScottForbes · · Score: 1

      "Onward, my brave Hawkmen! Let this be known forever as Flash Gordon's Day!"

  27. That is too bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The previously-made hobbit cartoon really was absolutely excellent for what it was, I think it deserves to remain the "precursor" to the LOTR film trilogy. Meanwhile, a hobbit movie would not be able to live up to the LOTR trilogy; the events that take place in The Hobbit are much smaller scale than the LOTR trilogy, and so they couldn't top themselves.

    I'd like to see someone find a worthy writer, hand them one of the stories from one of the Books of Lost Tales or one of Tolkien's other nearly-finished works, say "here, clean this up and turn it into something we can use as a screenplay", and make a movie out of it.

    1. Re:That is too bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you watched it recently? I loved it when I was a kid, but I have to admit on rewatching that they basically took out everything that explains why one thing leads to the next. It was fine when I was younger and didn't need a reason for A to lead to B to lead to C etc., but a movie targeted at adults would be a very good thing, and the animated movie should not stand in the way of that in the least.

  28. Which Ian? by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    Ian Holm (Bilbo) or Ian McKellen (Gandalf)???

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    1. Re:Which Ian? by BlightThePower · · Score: 1

      McKellen as Gandalf. It was memorable because, over the years, he has often been a bit cranky on chat-shows (perhaps because in the past he has been hassled over his sexuality). His enthusiasm was quite interesting.

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    2. Re:Which Ian? by damiam · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, Ian Holm isn't a knight, therefore the parent must have been referring to McKellen.

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    3. Re:Which Ian? by BlightThePower · · Score: 1

      Ian Holm was knighted in 1998. *But* yeah, I was refering to Sir Ian McKellen. Sorry if I confused anyone.

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    4. Re:Which Ian? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      "No word from Holm" should answer that question.

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    5. Re:Which Ian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Ian Holm (Bilbo) or Ian McKellen (Gandalf)???

      RTFSubjectline

  29. Perfected? by caitsith01 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    With all due respect, I felt that Gollum, while good, was still not perfect. You could blatantly tell that it was a CG effect at times - mainly the way it moved, but in certan shots the details looked a bit artificial to me, too. Jackson, while better than (for instance) Lucas, should also learn to hide his CGI characters in the scenery a little better - sometimes a teaspoon full, artfully placed, is worth so much more than a big shovel load right in your face.

    There were various other places in LOTR where you could clearly see how animated things were. A couple of scenes with Legolas, and the scene where Gandalf leads the fellowship through the giant underground hall come to mind.

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    1. Re:Perfected? by damiam · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That fact that you noticed only a few out of many hundreds of CG enhancements show just how good a job Weta did.

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    2. Re:Perfected? by TobiasSodergren · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Can you ever get a perfect Gollum? He didn't exist in the first place; everybody that has read the book have their own mental picture of the creature.

      As for the CG effect.. Tolkien maybe meant him to be a sketchy character.. :p

    3. Re:Perfected? by caitsith01 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, I'm not saying they did a bad job, some of it was frickin amazing, especially the scenery IMHO. I'm just saying that when I hear people talking about how CG actors/sets are now a functional replacement for real actors/sets I can't help but think of those little things I still notice. Elijah Wood may be a stumpy little man-boy, but I never thought "gee, his skin texture looks kinda unrealistic" or "no real man-boy would move like that."

      Plus no-one ever thinks of all the unemployed puppets that CG is producing... Falcor and the cast of Labyrinth (except Bowie) are all queued up down at the unemployment office thanks to Weta.

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    4. Re:Perfected? by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 2, Informative

      keep in mind that serkis's proportions are very different from gollum's. gollum has long arms and legs and a small torso while serkis is more like a human in dimensions. the animators had to move gollum's arms/legs up and down to 'catch' the ground.

    5. Re:Perfected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus no-one ever thinks of all the unemployed puppets that CG is producing...

      Ohh, does this mean there's going to be a new series of "Puppets who kill"?

    6. Re:Perfected? by BigKato · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Gollum may not have been perfect but one could guess that technology will be better when they actually start working on 'The Hobbit'. Maybe 3-4 years of perfecting and refining the process and better technology will aid the production of 'The Hobbit'.

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    7. Re:Perfected? by danila · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am not saying PJ did a good job, I think overall it was pathetic, but you have to give them their dues. Some of the Pellennor scenes were 100% CGI, including the landscape, the sky, the oliphants and the Rohan riders. And this includes both bird-eye and relatively close-up scenes.

      Yes, 100% realistic CGI lead actor was still impossible in 2003, but I think it is within our reach. In 2006 it might be done.

      As for Lucas, you must realise the breathtaking pace of CGI progress. Both PJ and Lucas pushed the limits of possible. That means they did stuff which was actually impossible to do 100% well. AOTC was probably better than FOTR and Matrix 2 was definitely so. But ROTK was better than AOTC (in terms of CGI, of course). Just wait for the Ep.3, Troy and other new films.

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    8. Re:Perfected? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...allowing them to go back and redo the Gollum and other CG shots (Warg attack, anyone?) that weren't quite there yet but were damn close, and repackage them all in a super quadrilogy set.

      Would I whore out and buy it? Hell yeah, I would.

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    9. Re:Perfected? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You could blatantly tell that it was a CG effect at times

      Disagree, but who says this anymore? That's so 5 years ago!

      Anyway, what the Lord of the Rings films have positively shown for me is that the days of being able to honestly say that are fading fast. We're only a few years away from flawless CGI, IMHO.

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    10. Re:Perfected? by wheany · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, Serkis really is more human in dimensions than Gollum.

    11. Re:Perfected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut it faggot

    12. Re:Perfected? by wheany · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well why don't you come and put your big fat cock in my mouth. I'm sure that would shut me up.

    13. Re:Perfected? by NthDegree256 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Elijah Wood may be a stumpy little man-boy, but I never thought "gee, his skin texture looks kinda unrealistic" or "no real man-boy would move like that."

      Well, of course you didn't. Any time you might have started to notice something that looked a little "off", you probably immediately discarded it because you know Elijah Wood isn't CG.

      I know there have been many times in movies where a perfectly real scene can look "fake" if you're looking for it, due to the camera work, post-processing, or other factors. Because you know Gollum is computer-generated, however, you tend to take special note of any visible oddities and may inflate them beyond what you might otherwise have thought.

    14. Re:Perfected? by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      The movies will stand the test of time. My kid(s) will see them after they read the books.

      As for 'flawless'..
      It can be done now, the time/money thing always comes into play. Perfect is only a a matter of getting the best guys and letting them do each frame that needs work done on it.. Pay the post guys more. Give them some recognition. They do the most important work IMO.

    15. Re:Perfected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was evidence to prove that Overly Critical Guy is a lying cocksucker, but he deleted it. Think independently.

  30. the original was better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bah the L.A. smog just doesnt live up to the original that was produced by London. Ask any "purist", they'll tell you. Unfortunately this smog is just about impossible to get anymore. There are occational rumors the BBC is going to re-release it, but it never comes to pass and so its just falling into obscurity.

  31. It was the overwhelming force. by Sovern · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    There were too many targets to shoot with longbows. It appeared from the angle of the crossbows that they were shooting almost straight up. I think they ran up to the base of the wall by the thousands, not sitting out at 1000 metres.

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    1. Re:It was the overwhelming force. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um-- there were only 10,000 of them-- that's easy pickings for a couple hundred longbowmen. Actual human longbowmen could drop about 12 opponents a minute-- these were elves, who've been practicing for centuries.

      Peter Jackson sucks.

  32. Re:Can you really make a 'good' movie on the Hobbi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    only in slashdot where an assertion without elaboration such as this gets modded "insightful" :P

  33. Could he do the Hobbit like The Godfather Part II? by TechnoConfucius · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know how much there is the The Hobbit as a movie - it's not on the epic scale of any of the LOTR trilogy, and is pretty linear as a tale. How about interspersing scenes from the Hobbit with the "missing scenes" from LOTR when Frodo and co get back to the Shire and find Saruman as the new leader! Basically - make the film a prequel and sequel. I think it would work really well, (apart from in ROTK you already know the final conclusion of Frodo sailing away from the Havens).

  34. budget? by Demon+of+the+fall · · Score: 3, Funny

    Considering the lack of massive war scenes in "The Hobbit", maybe they'll be able to make the movie for a sum smaller than the EU's 10 year budget?

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    1. Re:budget? by bckrispi · · Score: 3, Informative
      Connsidering the lack of massive war scenes in "The Hobbit"...

      Ummm, The Battle of Five Armies???

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    2. Re:budget? by NeuroManson · · Score: 3, Informative

      If I remember correctly, there was a huge war between the humans, dwarves, and elves in The Hobbit.

      And then there's the whole Smaug rampage scene.

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    3. Re:budget? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Considering the lack of massive war scenes in "The Hobbit",

      You must have missed the "Battle of Five Armies." It's not a big scene in the book, as such, but you know it would be 20 minutes or more with Jackson.

  35. The Elvish transition by geekoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Hobbit elves:
    "Fa, la, la, la lolly"

    LoTR elves:
    "Are time is done, woes."

    Las Vegas Elvis:
    "Do you take the woman to be your lawfully wedded wife"

    San Fransisco Elvis:
    "Do you take the woman to be your lawfully wedded husband"

    Elvis Costello:
    "Hey man, leave me out of you dumb Elvish thing."

    Abbot and Castello:
    "Who's on first..."

    and so on

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    1. Re:The Elvish transition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Our* time is done... it's "Our".

      thank you.

    2. Re:The Elvish transition by geekoid · · Score: 1

      well, The Elvish never could spell.

      I am a spelling troll.

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    3. Re:The Elvish transition by metlin · · Score: 2, Funny

      You missed the obvious one, mate.

      Sean Connery voice:
      "Elvish has left the building..?" ;-)

  36. They should of done this from the start by CrackedButter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Once I saw the flashback scene in LoTR: FOTR, I knew Jackson should of started with the Hobbit first and I remember him saying from the start that he wouldn't do it either, even as fans asked him to. I mean it completely sets up the events in LoTR and introduced some of the main characters to us, it couldn't be been perfect as a taster of things to come. Of course, Jackson has changed his mind and done a complete U turn on this and will now do it. I hate films that do prequels second. I hope it doesn't end up like Enterprise with it destroying continuity and not feeling the same as the rest in the franchise.

    1. Re:They should of done this from the start by davandhol · · Score: 1

      I hate films that do prequels second. How else do you do prequels?

    2. Re:They should of done this from the start by Fancia · · Score: 1

      Dictionary.com defines "prequel" as "A literary, dramatic, or cinematic work whose narrative takes place before that of a preexisting work or a sequel." It doesn't state that it needs to have been written later; a "prequel" simply comes before the next work, which is its sequel.

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    3. Re:They should of done this from the start by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      So rather than discuss the topic, its more important to point out my bad grammer?

    4. Re:They should of done this from the start by Myrthe · · Score: 1
      Dictionary.com defines "prequel" as "A literary, dramatic, or cinematic work whose narrative takes place before that of a preexisting work or a sequel." It doesn't state that it needs to have been written later
      Surely that is what 'preexisting' (sic) does state. Am I missing something or did you just contradict your own quoted definition ?
    5. Re:They should of done this from the start by Fancia · · Score: 1

      "or a sequel," it says. "Or" implies one or the other, not both; I didn't contradict my own quote, for it allows both coexisting interpretations.

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  37. Battle of the five armies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whats that? Chopped liver? And quite a lot of the combatants aren't nearly as convieniently human-like as those in LoTR if memory serves.

  38. Nobody expects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the Elvish Inquisition!

    1. Re:Nobody expects by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

      Trainee Inquisitor: But how do we know if he's an elf or not?

      Head Inquisitor: Simple, we throw him in the river, and if he disappears magically, we know he was an elf disguised as a human. If not he drowns, and we know he was not an elf.

      Trainee Inquisitor: And what do you if he disappears magically?

      Head Inquisitor: Darn! I knew there was a flaw in this logic.

  39. changes for movie by acvh · · Score: 5, Funny

    if Liv Tyler lives in Laketown and is given credit for killing Smaug I'm out of there.....

    1. Re:changes for movie by dandelion_wine · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, but it would be a good place for an Eowyn joke.

      Smaug, breathing smoke: "No MAN can kill me"

      A dozen dwarves and a hobbit jump on him with spears.

    2. Re:changes for movie by MuParadigm · · Score: 2, Funny


      Arwen's in Lorien during the events of The Hobbit.

      Christ, doesn't anyone read the appendices in LOTR?

    3. Re:changes for movie by teh*fink · · Score: 1

      Arwen's in Lorien during the events of The Hobbit.
      Christ, doesn't anyone read the appendices in LOTR?


      we all read the appendices; the parent poster is alluding to jackson's propensity for moving characters and plotlines around to suit his interests. by the same token, according to fotr arwen is not carrying frodo across the river to the last homely house on her horse. didn't you read it?

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    4. Re:changes for movie by geekoid · · Score: 1

      no, he was too busy reading the appendices. Guh.

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  40. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obscure simpsons reference

  41. Was LOTR really that good? by caitsith01 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    On the subject of Peter Jackson, is there anyone else who feels that, in hindsight, the LOTR trilogy was maybe not quite as great as it could have been? I mean, I'm not going to say it sucked or anything ridiculous like that, it was well made, and had competent acting etc., but overall it left me feeling a bit empty. The first movie was great - no doubt about it. There were fewer characters/factions so the plot was more tightly focused on their development and personal experiences. There were fewer ridiculously huge battle scenes and correspondingly less CG work. And overall, the script felt a lot tighter than the other two movies, especially the last one.

    Overall, while I enjoyed the movies, I would question some of the following:
    - the character acting/development: maybe not bad, but the actors weren't given much to work with at times
    - the script to the last movie: too scattered, trying to cram everything in without ever really coming together neatly in a form palatable for a movie
    - the pacing: considering what was cut, there were some ridiculously ponderous bits and other parts where whole swathes of the book were glossed over in a couple of seconds
    - the feeling that, by the end, Jackson is just telling someone elses story rather than presenting us with a piece of work in its own right. This combined with decisions to reduce Saruman's role and symbolism hurt the broader themes of the trilogy for me.

    I wonder if, perhaps in desperation after what Lucas (*hiss* *hiss* tool of the devil!) and the Warchowskis heaved out this past few years we were all just so damn relieved that the LOTR movies didn't totally blow that we all got a bit carried away?

    Thoughts? Flames?

    PS

    I still expect the Hobbit would rock - based on the above, I think it would be much better suited to Jackson's directing style, with more opportunity for strong character work and humour that is actually meant to be there.

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    1. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is classic example a logical fallacy, called the 'straw man' fallacy.

      Person 1 takes position X.

      Person 2 criticises position Y, which is a similar but distinct position to X.

      By virtue of their arguments against position Y, Person 2 claims to have defeated position X.

      So in this case:

      Person 1: I don't think LOTR was as good as it could have been
      Person 2: So you're saying you could have done a better job that Peter Jackson? You idiot.
      Person 1: I don't have time for this BS

    2. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by CrackedButter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To be honest, I was bored sitting through RoTK, the second one didn't get me giddy either, the first one did but I'm sick of that as well. RoTK shouldn't of won the amount of oscars it did and at the end of it, I'm glad I don't have the DVD's. But was it worth it after all this time, no. I'm sick of LoTR now.

    3. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by digitalhermit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, my sentiments exactly. I think that the complexities of the trilogy showed Jackson as a master administrator -- it's amazing that a project of such scope didn't fall apart as the Matrix sequels did -- but I agree that portions seemed too overblown.

      In some movies you get the idea that the characters are secondary to the plot and the visual. FOTR showed many sides to the characters but these tend to be missing in the latter films. Not that they weren't there, only that the battle was bigger. It felt as if I was watching "Starship Troopers" with a change of scenery. Now don't me wrong -- I enjoyed "Starship Troopers" -- but it was definitely built on the idea that the individuals were almost irrelevant compared to the campaign.

      To give credit where it's due, Jackson does handle most of the lecture scenes very well. I enjoyed Aragorn's ("..but not this day") and Gandalf's speeches. They could have easily become sappy but they remained poignant and powerful. He's also captured the grandeur of the book.

      But to end, I do think that LOTR deserved at least four Oscars (director, though maybe not best picture).

    4. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by HeghmoH · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Personally, after surviving horrors like Starship Troopers, any time a movie adaptation of a favorite book comes out and doesn't totally stink, I'm really happy. Although really, LotR was great. I loved all three of them. Maybe in some perfect world they could have been better, but I think that what we got is about as good as possible in the real world. As much as I would like every movie adaptation to be like Fight Club, I know that it's impossible and it doesn't stop me from enjoying a great but imperfect adaptation.

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    5. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by caitsith01 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah, so torn - you loved Fight Club, yet hated Starship Troopers!

      I know ST was a violent affront to the book, but I tend to view it thus: it was so different it was really not an adaptation at all. I mean, in the book they barely even fight any bugs. As a schlock sci-fi movie with a ridiculous budget, ST has got to be one of the most entertaining movies I've seen, however - kinda like From Dusk Till Dawn in space.

      Speaking of Fight Club, am I insane? Why do so many people hate/dislike this movie? It *is* startlingly great, right? And as an adaptation of a book, it couldn't be better done. As the author said, he felt slightly foolish after he saw how good the movie was, he felt the book didn't do it justice.

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    6. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by sindarin2001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I thought that I was the only one who felt this way. I had been tracking the making of LOTR for 6 years before it came out, and as every year got closer and closer to it, I started to get giddy. The for 3 years I rode on the high of finally seeing what I can been waiting for. Now I look back and wonder why I got so excited.

      They are by no means bad movies, and I would much rather watch them than most others out there, but I have to say I look back, and if it weren't for Weta, I would have been horribly pissed off. Yeah, I'm a purist, and feel that some of the things he changed were a problem, but really the acting sometimes drug the series down. Specifically what ticked me off the most about the series isn't what Jackson removed, but rather what he changed. Sometimes it screwed with logic, and othertimes continuity.

      And I totally agree, Jackson can have a hayday with the humor of the Hobbit without having it seem out of place (in fact I'd be dissapointed if he didn't include it).

      Cheers.

    7. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by MuParadigm · · Score: 4, Interesting


      Not a flame, just wondering if you've seen the extended edition of The Two Towers? While I agree that the cinematic cut of FOTR was the best the three cinematic cuts, The Two Towers EE is far more well structured than the theatrical version. It even *feels* shorter, despite being 45 minutes longer.

      So, I'm waiting for the extended edition of ROTK before commenting on the series as a whole.

    8. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ST was an adaptation only insofar it was a parody of the war-mongering original book.

      The direcotor (Verhoefen?) made a brilliant decision in not trying to take such proto-fascist propaganda seriously, and in lampooning it instead.

      Fans of the book of course would be outraged because the movie pointed out the obvious in the book: namely, that fascists would agree with most of its message.

    9. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      Um... that was kinda the POINT of the book. Our hero is leaping across the surface of some alien homeworld, encased in high-tech armour, thinking he's doing his duty and protecting the Earth when in fact it is made clear that he is annihilating and subjugating a foreign culture with little or no moral forethought. Earth then forces the defeated alien race to ally with us against the bugs, against whom we are also the aggressors.

      For a book like this to be effective it is necessarily going to contain much that fascists would agree with. It would not be possible to ironically/satirically criticise a point of view without expressing that viewpoint in some form or other.

      Still, we agree on one thing - Verhoven did a good job lampooning the fascist overtones in the book. I would argue, however, that he aimed to achieve the same end as the book, but took a different path to the author.

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    10. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by caitsith01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A fair point, and I'm ashamed to say I haven't seen the EE despite being told by several people that I would like it better. I will make a point of doing so, and I'm also waiting to see exactly what was cut from ROTK and how it might all hang together. Now I just need to find a spare 12 hours...

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    11. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by rco3 · · Score: 1

      I hate trolls. Go crawl back under your rock. Excuse me, bridge.

      Hey - BILLY GOAT! There, that oughta show you.

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    12. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by SsShane · · Score: 1

      I have never read the LotR books (and I read ALOT) and refused because the movies had me so entertained I didn't want to ruin it. Maybe I would feel differently if I had read the books but I think the trilogy was hands-down the best trilogy ever made...and that says a lot since Star Wars practically raised me as a child.

    13. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by Jugalator · · Score: 3, Insightful

      - the character acting/development: maybe not bad, but the actors weren't given much to work with at times
      - the script to the last movie: too scattered, trying to cram everything in without ever really coming together neatly in a form palatable for a movie
      - the pacing: considering what was cut, there were some ridiculously ponderous bits and other parts where whole swathes of the book were glossed over in a couple of seconds
      - the feeling that, by the end, Jackson is just telling someone elses story rather than presenting us with a piece of work in its own right. This combined with decisions to reduce Saruman's role and symbolism hurt the broader themes of the trilogy for me.


      I'll wait for the Extended Edition and its 40 extra minutes before saying anything about ROTK. The EE's for the former parts were excellent IMHO and often added "calmer" scenes when there was much action in the movies, to balance things.

      I think the Theatre Editions are mostly just unfortunate side effects of giving the audience (and the movie company) something easier to swallow and not how PJ truly intended the movies to be watched... The TE's are there to satisfy as many as possible, the EE's are there to satisfy fans like you and me who enter discussions at Slashdot with movie analyses. :-)

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    14. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by AeroIllini · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My opinion is that yes, the LOTR movies really were that good. In the context of highly anticipated trilogies such as LOTR, Matrix, or the SW Prequels, much of a viewer's impression of the movie is based on the hype. How can it not be, when our entire society is oversaturated with tie-in crap? That being said, take a step back from the films and pretend that you have never heard of LOTR before seeing them, and look at them objectively as book adaptations. On that score, they succeeded.

      The sheer amount of technical work that went into the movies to create a completely believable world is mind-boggling. A great deal of skill also went into turning a dense, rambling, laboring, symbolist epic into a screen adaptation without losing any of its power, grace, or richness. Jackson struck exactly the right chord with most audiences: his version was easy to follow by people who didn't know the books, yet so chock-full of information as to satisfy even the most die-hard fans of the books.

      No movie will ever live up to hype. Ever. Our minds can create expectations that will never be exceeded by the director. Where a movie succeeds despite the hype is how it seems later, when the roar has died down. Rewatching the LOTR films, I get more out of them every time. I pick up on more subtle plot points. I see character relationships I didn't notice before. I see small details. The picture gains depth.

      Contrast this rewatching with something like The Matrix trilogy, or the Star Wars Prequels. Every time I rewatch Episodes I and II, I cringe. They are worse with every viewing, far removed from the gee-whiz special effects hype. The original Matrix movie holds up well, but that was back when the Wachowskis were trying to prove themselves. Reloaded still seems ok, although the mythology is a little cheapened, and the pacing is plodding. I don't like rewatching Revolutions at all, because it's far too over-the-top. There's no substance.

      Do the LOTR movies stand as a work on their own? Well, yes and no. On the one hand, they can't be considered their own work: they are an adaptation of another work. But on the other hand, they are well executed and digestable by people who have not read the books.

      *Disclaimer: I refuse to comment on whether or not Return of the King deserved best picture, either by its own right or as a proxy for the entire trilogy. The five movies nominated were so totally and utterly diverse that comparing them to each other would be a waste of time. There was no "single winner" in that category this year.

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    15. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by Fancia · · Score: 1
      RoTK shouldn't of won the amount of oscars it did
      No kidding. ^.^; Les Triplets de Belleville ought to have won "best song."
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    16. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      On the subject of Peter Jackson, is there anyone else who feels that, in hindsight, the LOTR trilogy was maybe not quite as great as it could have been?

      Tell you what. I'll give you $1 USD, and you can go out and raise the rest of the cash and give it a go yourself. I'm sure with your critique in hand you can do a much better job than Peter Jackson. Hey, since he's practically printing money these days you can even ask him for some funding!

    17. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by beleg777 · · Score: 1

      not how PJ truly intended the movies to be watched...

      You haven't read many interviews. Peter Jackson has called the extended editions curiousities for the die hard fans. He has also said that he dislikes them, and consideres every addition to detract from the quality of the movie.

      I find this confusing, since the only thing that isn't better about the EEs is that they are too long for a theatrical release.

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    18. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Weren't the Terrans, Protoss & Zerg in Starcraft modeled after the races in that book? The description of the non-bug aliens seemed a lot like the Protoss.

      Jaysyn

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    19. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was good. Just look the dreck out there.
      Of course, I consider it to be really one movie, stretched over 3 episodes.
      It was filmed at the same time so the feel is identical...and apart from the 'didnt get laid in high school crowd' who probably knew the lines by heart, it demands a great deal from the casual viewer (one theather was selling a scorecard with little bios and cheat notes on the first two films!).

      Most directors dont like to be pigeonholed but who can blame Jackson for not taking a chance on a movie that's not a well known book, or that demands more of the actors than being background scenery.

    20. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

      I'm reserving final judgment on the entire trilogy until the ROTK EE comes out. The general assumption is that ROTK has the most good stuff cut from it that could show up in the EE (like the death of Saruman, Houses of Healing, etc..)

      But so far I like FOTR best for similar reasons that I like the first Star Wars movie best. It starts with a clean slate and introduces you to the world in a coming-of-age sort of framework that works best for fantasy.

    21. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

      I think this is just PR on his part. At least I hope it is, but it wouldn't be the first time that an auteur's instincts were wrong (queue Lucas).

      I haven't read anywhere that he actually dislikes the EE's. Because of the timing of the movies and the DVDs, PJ kinda has to dismiss the EEs until they come out to maximize the return on the theatrical editions.

    22. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by cryms0n · · Score: 0

      No, StarCraft was modeled after Warhammer 40K.

      Protoss = Eldar
      Terrans = Space Marines
      Zerg = Umm, the bug guys ...

    23. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Well, there we go, I didn't like From Dusk Till Dawn either. Not to be a snob, but for whatever reason, I have a tough time getting into schlock, no matter how pretty or bloody it is.

      Fight Club, on the other hand, is so unbelievably deep. I've lost count of how many times I've watched it, and I still pick up on things I missed before. I think the 'problem' with it is that there's a rather high barrier to entry. If you watch it as a movie about a bunch of guys beating up on each other and blowing up buildings, it comes down to a bunch of uninteresting gratuitous violence. I think the people who hate it didn't manage to get past that and see what's underneath. For those of us who did, wow, what a movie!

      Not to put Chuck P (I'd write his last name in full, but I don't know how to spell it) down, but I have to agree with him; the book didn't really do the movie justice. It's still a great book, and P is a great writer.

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    24. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by joss · · Score: 1

      > Speaking of Fight Club, am I insane? Why do so many people hate/dislike this movie? It *is* startlingly great, right?

      Yes, it *is* startlingly great.

      Many people don't like it for pseudo feminist reasons. Also, many of those most anti the movie have neve seen it, and then there are those who decided they hated it, saw it anyway, and then try to invent justification afterwards as is normal for pretentious arsholes. I think there is something else with this movie though, some people really really hated what it because on some level it made them question whether their lives were empty and meaningless which is the same reason why some people like it so much.

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    25. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reasonable question. I myself just watched the first part and found it was mediocre entertainment at best (no flaming, my opinion), so I skipped the followups. Really, apart from computer graphics, I don't see what's so great about it.

      Regarding the Oscars, I hear they're for the whole trilogy, and that the last part wasn't considered such great do deserve them itself. From my perspective, LOTR got them due to lack of a better alternative, or maybe other obscure reasons. I myself couldn't be more indifferent about a movie.

    26. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by danila · · Score: 1

      I wonder if, perhaps in desperation after what Lucas (*hiss* *hiss* tool of the devil!) and the Warchowskis heaved out this past few years we were all just so damn relieved that the LOTR movies didn't totally blow that we all got a bit carried away?

      Many people aren't happy with the films, but it is not appreciated when you voice such opinions.

      Personally I think that they were a bad adaptation. Not horrendous, but bad. Some things were done brilliantly, but overall it didn't do the book justice. And most problems lied in the script. Art, makeup, special effects, cinematography, music, everything was fine. But directing and scripting sucked. This is not just MHO, this can be supported by numbers. Go to TORN and check out the ratings. Directing, editing and screenplay consistently get much lower scores than everything else (i.e. for all three movies these three scores are the lowest ones). This is indicative of the collective opinions of the LOTR viewers. Many think that movies were great, but they still rate secondary aspects higher than what Jackson was directly responsible for.

      So the movies were far from perfect, especially, as an adaptation. I think the main reason for the acclaim they received were
      1) hype
      2) 300 mln dollars
      3) being based on intelligent story
      4) being based on the "best book eva"
      5) cool visuals
      6) being the first decent fantasy blockbuster

      Critics were happy, because the story was complex and intelligent (and PJ rightfully retained as much complexity as he could, although butchering the book everywhere else). The public was happy, because it was the great looking fantasy film with just enough intellegence.

      In comparision, Star Wars movies are too simple and the Matrix films (2nd and 3rd) are too complex. I don't like Episode I, but AOTC is very well done (except for the stupid factory sequence). The acting is good, the effects are good, the story is good. Nothing brilliant here, just work well done. The Matrix sequels are excellent. It really does take a few repeat viewings and the willingness to spend some effort, but in the end it is worth it. TTT and ROTK may have been targeted very well, but they aren't very good films, IMO. I flinched every 5 minutes watching ROTK. Honestly, it was so stupid and lame, I laughed or cried most of the time, and not because the movie was good... :)

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    27. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I'm going to have to agree with you on this point here. The LOTR trilogy was at least done by a diehard fan of the books (with much of the production staff as well).

      Can you imagine what the film would have been like done by the usual Hollywood production crews, writers , producers, and directors?

      Frankly I'm amazed at the compromises that Peter Jackson had to make turning it into movie, and what he was able to keep in the process. From the viewpoint of literature, it would be the equivalent of trying to condense the entire LOTR into three issues of Reader's Digest with each part being only 30 pages each. Really think about that. The typical script for a movie isn't really that much more, although visual descriptions can be shown.

      Cinema is a totally different medium than the written word, and admittedly this is but one interpretation. When some other director decides to tackle this book again as a movie, they will always be compared to Peter Jackson. I dare say that such comparison will almost always be unfavorable, and the Oscar will seal the fate that such adaptation will only take place when the copyright to the books expire. In other words, not in my lifetime.

    28. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by cherokee158 · · Score: 1

      I LIKED Starship Troopers.It's good, popcorn-eating fun. Any movie with epic space battles, alien bugs and Denise Richards is OK by me.

      But I like Godzilla movies, too...

    29. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by dash2 · · Score: 1
      On the subject of Peter Jackson, is there anyone else who feels that, in hindsight, the LOTR trilogy was maybe not quite as great as it could have been? I mean, I'm not going to say it sucked or anything ridiculous like that...

      Right - that's MY job.

      As a kid, I loved LOTR - read it about five times, including the appendices, tried to learn the languages and decode the writing on the frontispiece, et cetera. I still think they are great children's books, and a great read even for an adult.

      I went to see the first film with high expectations. The Fellowship of the Ring has so many perfect film scenes - drums in the deep! Frodo disappearing in the inn! The fight with the dark riders!

      What I got was three hours of computer generated landscapes, shit acting and fucking panpipe music.

      The best review I've heard came from an 8-year-old on the way out during the credits. He was hissing furiously to his mum: "no, it's not all right, 'cos I've just wasted about seven hours of my life!"

      Needless to say I skipped the next two. Fool me twice, shame on me. I doubt I missed much. I heard the third one had about five endings, and each time, you prayed it was the last.

      A number of people have posted earnest analyses of why these films gained such praise. Here's a short answer: most people are idiots.

    30. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by caitsith01 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "some people really really hated what it because on some level it made them question whether their lives were empty and meaningless which is the same reason why some people like it so much."

      My feelings exactly. I feel that the moral, philosophical violence in FC is FAR more affronting to the average viewer than the fist fighting. However, due to the high level of physical violence, it seems most people simple associate the film with negative/confrontation feelings and assume it was because of the punching, not the nihilsm/fascism/rebirth concepts therein.

      Another thing many, many people don't seem to appreciate is that the movie and the book are *not* advocating violence as a solution - our hero's moment of realisation when Bob is killed and subsequent attempts to stop project mayhem represent his attempt at redemption.

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    31. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by caitsith01 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      To be honest I'm not that big a fan of D till D either... the first half is brilliant, the second half... well, there's such a thing as taking it too far.

      Did you know Chuck Palhuniak (or however you spell it)'s father was killed by a random psycho serial-killer type? He was just abducted at random and murdered. Or that his grandfather shot his grandmother while young Chuck was present and then walked around the house calling for him to come out before killing himself when he couldn't find Chuck?

      No-one can accuse that guy of being a poser, anyway.

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    32. Re:Was LOTR really that good? by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Damn, I had no idea, I just figured he was a normal person who just happened to write really disturbing books. I don't have to tell you how easy it is for me to believe the story, though....

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  42. Re:Can you really make a 'good' movie on the Hobbi by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Insightful


    > The Hobbit was a children's book and not a very good one IMO.

    IMO, The Hobbit holds up better as a story than LoTR did.

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  43. Re:Can you really make a 'good' movie on the Hobbi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only difference between "children's literature" and "literature" is that children's literature tends to be easier reading (however, see Oprah's Book Club for easy-reading grown-up literature), children's literature tends to feature children as protagonists (again, not unheard of in adult literature either), and it is very rare for children's literature to be horribly depressing or without hope (see Out of the Dust for an excellent exception). And length, of course, but Harry Potter is clearly pushing that limit too.

    In other words, all of the things that distinguish children's literature are just tendencies to include certain characteristics more frequently that are also present in grownup literature. So really there's not much difference. Adults can read children's literature (again, enjoy Out of the Dust folks!) and children can enjoy adult literature. The distinction is somewhat arbitrary unless you're talking about picture books or "Pat the Bunny" books.

    The quality of the book is certainly subjective. You're certainly entitled to believe The Hobbit is not very good. I happen to believe The Hobbit is better than The Lord of the Rings. Two Anonymous Cowards cancel each other out, so I guess everyone else just has to decide for themselves. Which they should do anyway.

    All books should be adapted to the screen. If a film is exactly the same as the book, either the book, the film, or both are going to be very bad--guaranteed. I imagine filming the Hobbit will involve a big rewrite, much as the LoTR movies did. The size of the rewrite doesn't necessarily correlate to the quality of the book--it correlates to the filmability of various scenes.

  44. Only the Elves... by Kjella · · Score: 2, Informative

    This prequel is set 60 years before LotR - so no problem with hobbits, men or such. The only ones would be elves and Gandalf (an istari). But Gandalf looks "timelessly old" and would no doubt do that in 5+ years too. I guess the Elves could be the issue, they're immortals as well. But it'd only be a few characters, and not the main characters. I think it'll be just fine.

    Kjella

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  45. The trilogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am miffed about this passion for Tolkien's stuff among geeks and nerds. I did try to read The Lord of the Rings and couldn't go beyond 150 pages or so - and I am used to reading big, heavy-duty stuff, as far as pages and topic are concerned.

    I find the Scandinavian and Celtic mythologies that inspired Tolkien far more compelling than his trilogy, and I wonder if the people so enamoured of the latter have tried to look into the former?

    Finally, I got to watch the first and third installments of the trilogy. Well, the first one I started to watch, but I soon started doing something else (I was at home) and left it running in the background. The third one I did watch all right (my wife's mother wanted to watch it, and I accompanied them) and, while acknowledging its technical aspects, I remained unimpressed by the storyline. And, to be honest, during the last hour I couldn't wait for it finish, all the more so because it does seem to come to an end several times during the last hour.

    I am not trying to troll here. I am just trying to understand what is it in this story that people find so utterly wonderful.

    1. Re:The trilogy by nhaines · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm very sorry that you didn't enjoy the book The Lord of the Rings, because it is a very epic, moving tale about many things. How good always triumphs against evil--but only through divine providence, when people fight as hard as they can (even against hope). About how war affects everyone, even those who would rather stick their heads in the sand and forget about it. And how even small, simple Hobbits can rise to the occasion and fight evil when it comes to their own lands. That last part was cut from the movie; never filmed.

      So, LotR was not for you. I won't force Cliff Notes or an audiobook down your throat. I'm just sorry you don't appreciate the style of writing. I loved it, and I agree it was pretty slow here and there. But I'm hardly surprised you didn't enjoy the story of the movies

      Let's see. First you watched The Two Towers, so that put you in the middle of the story with no beginning or ending, and without introducing any of the Fellowship, only Theoden and some of the Rohirrim. Then you put on The Fellowship of the Ring and watched the first half hour, and then left it running while you paid attention to other things, so you (again) missed the beginning of the story. Finally, you went with your family to see the end of the story, but you still hadn't seen the beginning. So you had no emotional attachment to the characters when the story ended and each of their fates was told.

      Did you really expect anything else? You wouldn't read one of those Scandinavian legends by starting in the middle, reading a third, and then skimming the first 15 pages and jumping to the end where you left off, would you?

      You don't have to enjoy the writing of LotR. It's certainly not for everyone. But if you're really curious about the story, I suggest watching The Fellowship of the Ring again (get the Extended Edition if you can rent or borrow it). If you enjoyed that, rewatch The Two Towers (Extended Edition if you can) and The Return of the King, in that order. Schedule a block of time where you can sit for three hours and pay attention. You know how densely the book was written. With so many pages squeezed into three hours each, you need to pay attention, or else not be surprised if you don't understand what happened afterward.

      As for why I enjoyed the story so much, well, I read The Hobbit in 8th grade as an assigned book, and became fascinated by Chapter 5, where Bilbo gets the Ring. So I read The Lord of the Rings over the next year, and managed to get through The Silmarillion the next. I began reading The Hobbit to an 11yo friend, and when the movies came out, I brought him and his brothers to see them, too.

      Now, this is a kid who probably couldn't read through the books (I bought him copies anyhow), but the story is compelling enough that many people find it interesting. I like the struggle between good and evil, how when the Free Peoples of Middle-earth all tried their hardest, everything came together by the hand of God to allow Sauron to be defeated. I was fascinated by the Ring and by Gollum (as was my friend) and the glimpses of ancient history enchanted me. Especially, in the books, the Argonath (the two 700 foot stone statues guarding the old border of Gondor at the end of FotR, that you didn't see because you weren't watching). I note with some pride that the most triumphant music in the entire movie is at that scene.

      I got the added bonus of all the cute comments my friend made throughout the movies--the questions and the excitement and the awe. But I'd say this just enhanced my viewing of the movies, since I fell in love with the story in the book.

      So, to sum up, I respect your opinion, I don't think the story got a fair chance (you watched the movies out of order and didn't pay attention to the first one?!) and I hope you come to enjoy the movies or the book in the future, but since they are not for everyone, I can live with it if you don't. There was just one person I hoped to be able to enchant by the films, and I was completely successful.

    2. Re:The trilogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  46. Re:BULL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh - sorry to have disturbed you

  47. My only question by chowdmouse · · Score: 3, Funny

    How many ending will this one have?

    1. Re:My only question by Brandybuck · · Score: 3, Funny

      Glad you asked. I have it on good authority (a friend of a friend of the nanny of some "cute Hobbit children") that there will be only five endings:

      1) Saying goodbye to Thorin. A bittersweet moment, after which the screen goes dark.

      2) Saying goodbye to Bard and the Lakemen. A bittersweet moment, after which the screen goes dark.

      3) Saying goodbye to the Mirkwood elves. A bittersweet moment, after which the screen goes dark.

      4) Saying goodbye to Beorn. A bittersweet moment, after which the screen goes dark.

      5) Saying goodbye to Elrond. A bittersweet moment, after which the screen goes dark.

      Fans of the Hobbit will, of course, be outraged that Peter Jackson didn't film the auction of Bagend. "It's totally changes the whole theme of the story," one fan protests.

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  48. So many trolls to mod... no time... must hurry! by NoNine · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ironic. I mean we are talkin' bout hobbits here, my precious.

  49. Re:Can you really make a 'good' movie on the Hobbi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It really isn't a children's book. It starts off as one, but matures quickly. By the time you reach the end, it is just as mature as LOTR.

  50. Re:Can you really make a 'good' movie on the Hobbi by drivelikejehu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I disagree. It's pretty well known that that's how fellowship started out. You can tell by the second half of the book it gets alot darker, but in the beginning it's very lighthearted just like the hobbit. And didn't Tolkein start writing it before he saw all the things he saw in WWI? That could explain the change...

  51. The idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    In this case what we are seeing is not a straw man fallacy so much as an attempt to point out the absurdity of Person 1's argument. The point is, of course it wasn't perfect. No artistic work wrought by human hands can be "perfect". The word simply lacks any real meaning in this context.

    In response to someone saying "this movie was not perfect", the implication behind a "could you have done better?" comment is, perfect compared to what? Perfect by what standard?

    The question is reasonable. The root post says it could have been better. The response is, could it have? Could you have done it better? If not you, who? Anyone? This question is reasonable. There are no logical fallacies in the judgement of art because the judgement of art contains no logic. It is wholly subjective.

    1. Re:The idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I must disagree. In any argument/discussion there is room for an analysis of the logic. This does not mean that there is not room for subjectivity, but subjectivity of aesthetic judgement doesn't mean that rational thought just goes out the window.

      The original poster did not suggest that the movie should have been 'perfect', but that it could have been better. The question of whether they themselves could have done better is misleading and utterly irrelevant. It's like responding to 'da Vinci was better at anatomical drawing than Michelangelo' with "oh yeah? well YOU couldn't have done better than Michelangelo so shut up, bitch."

      In fact, there are other possibilities in this discussion which are obscured by this kind of infantile crap. It is highly unlikely that Jackson was the best person ON EARTH to direct these movies. It is also highly likely that he himself could have done better, unless you would care to suggest that not a single one of his creative decisions was less than 100% correct. He doesn't need the public/critics to cut him any slack just because it was a big, long, hard movie to make - it is still perfectly reasonable to criticise the films. If he doesn't like it he can take up a more orthodox career, he doesn't need you to defend him. If he wants to feel special and warm about his big achievement, well, that's apparently what the Academy Awards judges are for (as opposed to actually judging a movie on its merits).

  52. Wrong by plj · · Score: 4, Informative

    Gloin, Gimli's father, was on both books too - on LotR he appeared during Elrond's council.

    He was even shown in the FotR movie, although he remained silent there.

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  53. Okay by cubicledrone · · Score: 4, Funny

    two studios with rights to the film, to battle it out for rights to make the prequel.

    In other words, waiting for eight dozen corporate executives and lawyers to agree who gets paid how much and when?

    Buy the book.

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  54. MOD alert, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MODs replace "it" with M$ WinD0ze and mod parent up, kthnxbye

  55. I wonder (Spoilers if you havn't read the Hobbit) by quantaman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One thing I always wonder when I hear about them planning to do the hobbit is how the heck they'll deal with the ring. It's been a while since I read the Hobbit but I don't remember much of anything about the ring that would suggest it being a super evil thingamabob that is the center of the dark lords power I mean anyone who hasn't read the book but has seen LOTR is going to take one look at gollum and the ring and think of nothing else for the end of the movie, "Hrm, I wonder when gollum will pop out, hrm wonder if the ring will start being evil now".

    Other than gandalf going on for about 5 minutes saying "yeah interesting ring and that gollum creature sounded neat, maybe it will be important in the future but I garuntee that absolutely nothing else will happen with respect to either until long after our adventure is done." I can't see how they'll possibly deal with the ring. Are there people here who read the Hobbit after reading LOTR and remember their reactions? Any ideas how they might deal with the ring?

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  56. In the works? nah... Slashdot bait-n-switch by Sleetan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does anything in the article ever say a movie is in the works except for a presumptuous title and some anon AP writer? No.

    It says two film studios have conflicting rights and are battling to see whose rights take precedence.

    It says "if he were going to direct the movie" he would this... "I'd want Ian McKellen"... more *IF* statements.

    Of course the studios want the movie made. Prequal to an 11 Oscars film? $$$

    What the article basicly says is that there *isn't* a movie in the works. If it were in the works, and Peter Jackson was to direct it, he'd "like" this done this way or that way....

    I saw absolutely no quotes where he said anything about something being "done".

    This has offered no new information and just regurgitated wants and hopes and I resent being so happily drawn here by the RSS feed I saw it on.

    Sleet

  57. well... by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    Given that the post you were replying to has a Subject of "McKellen Up For It" ...

  58. Leaked or Faked Trailer? by pacodease · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not sure if anyone else saw this, but a few months back I found what looked like a poor-quality leeked trailer for The Hobit on Kazaa or Bittorrent. It had most of the same characters, a few borrowed scenes, and what looked like new scenes, including CG of the dragon.

    Anyone else see this, or know anything about it?

    1. Re:Leaked or Faked Trailer? by klocwerk · · Score: 3, Informative

      It was a fanflic basically.
      borrowed scenes from the LOTR trilogy and some dragon movie that I didn't recognize. (Dragonslayer on further investigation.)
      Very well done, as it obvious sucked you into believing it. But it was definitely faked.
      See here for instance.


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    2. Re:Leaked or Faked Trailer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha, "very well done"...

      Gee, clips of other movies set to music.

      Neato keen.

    3. Re:Leaked or Faked Trailer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I'm surprised that so many people were fooled by it. It was just a bunch of scenes from Fellowship of the Ring, Dragonheart, Reign of Fire, and who knows what else, and it used exactly the same music that was in the Two Towers theatrical trailer. I didn't even think it was all that good, but maybe that's just me.

  59. Too Many Ians by UberQwerty · · Score: 1

    Ian as a hobbit would be different though...

    There are two Ians. The guy who played Bilbo was Ian Holm, and the guy who played Gandalf was Ian McKellen. (Iorlas was also an Ian; Ian Hughes [there was an Ian Tapp in the sound department, an Ian Cope in special effects, and Ian Murray whose job was "headrigger" according to IMDb])

    While I can't see McKellen playing a hobbit, Holm would probably do a decent job ;). So, I guess I know which one you're talking about from context, but then again, the rest of this thread might get a little tricky.

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  60. why homer and krusty look like clones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People have explained this to you over and over and it's on the DVDs. I think you just like being a jackass.

  61. Second Thought... by rffmna · · Score: 0

    I hate to say this but I think Jackson should try another theme. Sure Lord of the Rings were off the hook, but there is a time when the audience wants a different theme. The audience is always looking for new stuff -- you cant just feed some stuff and expect it to sell.

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    1. Re:Second Thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The audience is always looking for new stuff -- you cant just feed some stuff and expect it to sell.

      Mod parent funny, please! This is comic gold!

  62. LOTR actors that could show up in The Hobbit movie by CadmannWeyland · · Score: 5, Informative

    Considering that "The Hobbit" became a prequel to "The Lord of the Rings", one could consider the possibility of which LOTR characters / actors could appear in "The Hobbit".

    From The Book
    - Bilbo - Ian Holm
    - Gandalf - Ian McKellen
    - Elrond - Hugo Weaving
    - Gollum / Smeagol - Andy Serkis

    Possible LOTR Characters Cameos
    - Legolas - Orlando Bloom (Legolas is the son of King Thranduil of Mirkwood (the Elvenking of "The Hobbit"))
    - Arwen Evenstar - Liv Tyler (daughter of Elrond, but stayed at Lothlorien at times - unlikely to appear, but it could make an appearance)
    - Aragorn / Strider - Viggo Mortenson (Aragorn was raised in Rivendell, and so could make an appearance. He's known in "The Fellowship of the Ring" to be good friends with Bilbo)
    - Barliman Butterbur - David Weatherley (though Bree is not mentioned, I believe, Bilbo and company could easily pass through Bree as its on the way)
    - Other LOTR Elves - most any could show again if desired

    Unlikely To Appear
    - LOTR Hobbits - mostly all too young
    - Gimli - probably too young or not born, as Gloin, Gimli's father, is described, I believe, as a young dwarf in "The Hobbit". On the other hand, dwarves are long lived (compared to humans) and so what's "young"? Hobbits came of age in their 30's or 40's (can't remember which off the top of my head).

    Others?

    Cadmann

  63. Wait... by gidds · · Score: 4, Insightful
    IKWYM, but I think it's wrong to judge the films on the theatrical versions alone.

    I know that traditionally, the theatrical version has been the 'definitive' one, and that DVD extras have been add-ons thrown in quickly to make up the weight. However, despite PJ's comments a few months ago, IMO the definitive versions of LOTR are really the extended DVD editions. They have better pacing, a more coherent plotline, lots of telling details -- in short, the story is given more room to breathe, and works all the better for it.

    So please don't judge ROTK until you've seen the EE. If the first two are anything to go by, I suspect we'll see a lot more character development (hopefully involving Denethor's corruption, and Faramir's and Eowyn's recoveries, and maybe more of Aragorn, as well as Saruman's closure), better explanation and progression of the plot, better pacing, and more balance in the grand themes and symbolism. Calling the theatrical versions 'edited highlights' would be unfair, but perhaps it wouldn't be that far from the truth. It's amazing what PJ managed to pack into each 3-hour slot; but the EEs are more amazing still.

    Of course, even the EE won't be perfect. There are still flaws, awkward issues and disappointments. But despite those, I think LOTR is a magnificent achievement, wonderful to watch and better than we had any right to hope for.

    BTW, I wonder if his may be the start of a deep change in the industry, where what you see in the cinema is no longer seen as the most important part of moviemaking, and where DVD &c editions may come to take on equal or greater importance overall.

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  64. patently obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given:
    1) the subject
    2) Holm isn't a knight
    3) the Ian he mentioned was talking about was playing Gandalf
    4) 'Ian's been cranky in the past over questions about his sexuality (McKellen is gay, Holm is not)
    5) he finished by saying there'd been no word from Ian Holm yet ...it's *patently obvious* that he was referring to Sir Ian McKellen.

    1. Re:patently obvious by rufo · · Score: 1

      Better be careful, we don't like patents 'round these parts. ;-)

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    2. Re:patently obvious by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      2) Holm isn't a knight

      Yes he is. Don't feel bad, I had no idea he played the priest dude in Fifth Element and the robot dude in Alien.

    3. Re:patently obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hehehe

      to avoid being hounded by the unwashed masses perhaps i should use 'blatantly' instead in future, they basically mean the same thing anyway :o)

  65. Moderators on drugs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Ummm, The Battle of Five Armies???

    Exactly. I have no idea why that troll of a post received a +5! You are right that he posted a bold-face lie. Come on mods, if you have no idea what a post is about, why give it mod points?

  66. "Fairy tale"? by fm6 · · Score: 1
    The "feel", as you call it, comes from the publisher persuading Tokien to make The Hobbit a children's story. I'm not that knowledgable about his live and works, but it's always seemed to me that Tolkien was never comfortable with that approach. His books were motivated by his career as a philologist and folklorist, not out of any love for "fairy tales". Indeed, he never read that stuff himself -- he much preferred Science Fiction!

    Imagine how The Hobbit would have been written if Tolkien had not pretended he wasn't writing for grownups. I think you'd find it's a lot more like an epic. I mean jeez, a guy is persuaded to leave a comfortable life for a long, dangerous journey in which he defeats multiple foes throught stealth, wit, magic, luck, and plain old-fashioned swordplay. Sounds pretty epical to me!

    1. Re:"Fairy tale"? by Kaiwen · · Score: 1
      comes from the publisher persuading Tokien to make The Hobbit a children's story

      The Hobbit was written by Tolkien to his children (it was sent out, chapter by chapter as he wrote it to his son, who was with the RAF airforce in South Africa). It was only shopped around to publishers after he completed it.

      LOTR, conversely, was written in response to the demands of the public for a sequel to The Hobbit.

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    2. Re:"Fairy tale"? by fm6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      His son was in the RAF while still a child?

    3. Re:"Fairy tale"? by jcast · · Score: 1

      *bzzzt* Wrong. Thanks for playing!

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  67. Re:I wonder (Spoilers if you havn't read the Hobbi by Speare · · Score: 4, Informative
    The Ring is always "evil" but it's biding its time. The Ring's maker, the Necromancer (aka Sauron), has been attacked and chased back to Mordor, where he begins regaining power. That's what Gandalf is busy with, when he's not actually following the Burglar Bilbo and the Dwarrow Quest. That's also why there seem to be few repercussions for Bilbo to wear the ring occasionally.

    It's only when Gollum researches the origins of his Precious, in order to find it again, that the name 'Baggins' is brought to the attention of Sauron. Gollum is caught and then released, whereupon he found and carefully evaded Shelob... both escapes for a price.

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  68. Re: I wonder (Spoilers if you haven't read the... by gidds · · Score: 3, Insightful
    But that's the point. The Ring didn't appear particularly evil when first used; that's why it's such a shock to Frodo in LOTR to find out its origin.

    (Of course, there were suspicious circumstances attached to it: Gollum's extreme possessiveness; its magical nature; Bilbo hiding it and then lying about its origin. Gandalf was suspicious of it from the first; in the film, maybe a few telling glances from him could speak volumes.)

    That's often the nature of evil; it's deceptive and can appear perfectly innocent at first. (I know Tolkien didn't intend any direct allegories in his work, but occasional resonances like that do happen.)

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  69. Ian Holm has already played Frodo by Open+Council · · Score: 4, Informative

    back in the far distant past the BBC did a 53hr [yes 53 hours] radio dramatisation of Lord of the Rings with a young Ian Holm as Frodo Baggins. Thats probably why he got the part of Bilbo in the movie.

    Yes he could carry off the part of Bilbo in the Hobbit but he would require a lot of care to stay healthy at the age he might be by the time the movie gets to be finally made.

    two outside possibilities would be Bob Hoskins or Armin Shimerman [Quark in DS9}

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  70. Smell a Lucas? by paranode · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I can't help but think that he is risking ruining his great work with the Lord of the Rings series by pushing it too far. I haven't personally read The Hobbit, but from what I've heard it isn't nearly as exciting as the Lord of the Rings series. I just hope Peter Jackson doesn't get to full of himself and pop out a Phantom Menace.

    1. Re:Smell a Lucas? by Gilmoure · · Score: 4, Informative

      Other than a dragon attacking a whole city and a battle between elves, dwarves, goblins, men, and eagles. And the giant spiders. Can't forget the giant spiders. Oh yeah, there's also trolls. And more goblins. And a giant man/bear. But other than that, it's pretty dull.

      If Jackson does cut the end from the Hobbit, would the title then be The Hobbit, or There and... ?

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    2. Re:Smell a Lucas? by jcast · · Score: 1

      LotR series? Have you read anything by Tolkien? I mean, this is worse than `trilogy' even...

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  71. Silmarillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Jackson does the Silmarillion, it ought to be done as the Better Twentieth Century; the one where Germany Won the Great War.

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  72. Re:LOTR actors that could show up in The Hobbit mo by RedWizzard · · Score: 4, Informative
    - Aragorn / Strider
    Aragorn was 10 when the events of The Hobbit took place. So there wouldn't be any point showing Aragorn if they stuck to Tolkein's timeline.

    Some you missed, sort of:
    - Gloin appeared at the council of Elrond in FotR.
    - Gwaihir, the eagle who rescued Gandalf in FotR also appears in the hobbit.

  73. Dammit! by ericdfields · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was hoping that this would fall through. The Hobbit is nothing like LOTR in terms of themes and parallels with life. It's a fairy tale, with elves and goblins (or whatever rode the wargs in the Hobbit... Orcs i guess?) and dragons and the such. The ring was never hinted as being a _bad_ thing necessarily in The Hobbit, other than the fact that Gollum seemed to act a little strange in its presence. It certainly wasn't a metaphor for the corruption associated with greed and capitalism as it was in LOTR..... When I first read the Hobbit, it more or less manifested itself as a surreal CG fairy tale in my head. It started out with 12 or so dwarves who, unlike Gimli in the movie, wore colored hoods and were very quick-witted and bubbly. the Trolls after that were these enormous dopey monsters, very comical and dumb. Then the elves... nothing like the 6'+, slender, statue-esque figures of Jacksondom at all. I pictured them being more like Santa Claus's elves, with weird little hats and elongated limbs and such... strange and playful, not serious and meloncholy. IMHO, the realization of The Hobbit in the CG cutscenes of the video game I saw advertised are much more on the mark. Superdeformed FFVI characters and the like, and the cartooniness just seemed to make a lot more sense. If Jackson pursues this as he wonderfully did with the trilogy, i fear it can only end in a complete fabrication of anything resembling the original story. It just _can't_ work in live action with these overly serious, forlorn elves (they're my biggest worry, if you couldn't tell). Think Pete reads /.?

    1. Re:Dammit! by joelsanda · · Score: 0

      "The ring was never hinted as being a _bad_ thing necessarily in The Hobbit, other than the fact that Gollum seemed to act a little strange in its presence."

      It wasn't in the very *first* publication of the Hobbit. However, after Tolkien started working on the remaining three (he envisioned six) books he re-wrote a chapter of the Hobbit to bring the ring more in line with what it was in the Lord of the Rings. In fact, Tom Shippey, notes Tolkien had no concept of the "One Ring" while writing the Hobbit.

      The chapter Tolkien modified after he began work on the Lord of the Rings and developed the idea of the One Ring has the contest between Bilbo and Gollum, where Bilbo tricks Gollum out of the ring - Chapter 5, Riddles in the Dark.

      Also, there are several hints, especially when Bilbo lies to Gandalf about the power of the ring, that sould alert readers to the Ring's darker side.

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    2. Re:Dammit! by Mitleid · · Score: 1

      I agree. I don't think the "flavor" of the LOTR that Jackson has already directed is one that should carry over into the Hobbit. Personally, I think a Hobbit movie is unecessary, and as much credit I give PJ and his crew for bringing the LOTR of the rings to the big screen in such a magnificent fashion, I think his desire to make "The Hobbit" is based more on a rather swollen ego. It seems like he has to get his "Tolkien" licks in now, while the gettins' good, so he might be able to write himself down as the one who brought ALL of that vision to the big screen. But where does it stop, Mr. Jackson? WHERE?!

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    3. Re:Dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      after Tolkien started working on the remaining three (he envisioned six) books

      He wrote six books. They were published in three volumes, but there are six books.

    4. Re:Dammit! by jcast · · Score: 1

      Where does it stop? The last volume of HoME or bust!

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  74. Re: I wonder (Spoilers if you haven't read the... by quantaman · · Score: 1

    But that's the point. The Ring didn't appear particularly evil when first used; that's why it's such a shock to Frodo in LOTR to find out its origin.

    But that's the point, I doubt if Tolkien even intended Bilbo's ring to be the One Ring in the Hobbit, it sure didn't appear to be anything other than a toy to make Bilbo go invisible. It would be like having an German officer named Hitler in a WWI movie then giving him a part where he's around all of the time but doesn't do anything particularly Hitlary and instead just acts like a normal non-evil guy. It's going to be a very distracting role.

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  75. Re:LOTR actors that could show up in The Hobbit mo by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

    All of the other possible cameos are completely impossible. There was a HUGE gap in time between The Hobbit and LotR, on the order of 70 years. That would have left Aragorn a young child, Arwen living in Lothlorien with her mother's people, and Barliman, the young hobbits, and possibly Gimli not even born.

    Not to say that Jackson might not do it anyway, but it just wouldn't make sense if he did.

  76. Re:Could he do the Hobbit like The Godfather Part by Noehre · · Score: 1

    This idea...it is awful. /Samir

  77. Forward by Christopher Tolkien (To Silmarillion) by Un0r1g1nal · · Score: 3, Informative
    .... Indeed, although it was not then called The Silmarillion, it was already in being half a century ago; and in battered notebooks extending back to 1917 can still be read the earliest versions, often hastily pencilled, of the central stories of the mythology. But it was never published (although some indication of its content could be gleaned from The Lord of the Rings, and throughout my father's long life he never abandoned it, nor ceased even in his last years to work on it. In all that time The Silmarillion, considered simply as a large narrative structure, under-went relatively little radical change; it became long ago a fixed tradition, and background to later writings. But it was far indeed from being a fixed text, and did not remain unchanged even in certain fundemental ideas concerning the nature of the world it protrays; ....... On my father's death it fell to me to try to bring the work into publishable form. It became clear to me that to attempt to present, within the covers of a single book, the diversity of the materials-to show the Silmarillion as in truth a continuing and evolving creation extending over more than half a century-would in fact lead only to more confusion and the submerging of what is essential. I set myself therefore to work out a single text, selecting and arranging in such a way as seemed to me to produce the most coherent and internally self-consistent narrative....
    J.R.R. Tolkien The Silmarillion published 1998, Foreward pages 10-11 by Christopher Tolkien.
    Not that I don't believe you in any way, I was taking my comments from what I recalled, so I got my book off the shelf and re-read it. I don't have a copy of the letter you mentioned, but I shall have a look in some book shops come monday :) I really should get a new copy of this book anyway, its been fingered so many times the pages are unfortunatly not looking as pristine as they once did
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  78. Please read reply above by Un0r1g1nal · · Score: 1

    This was published 4 years after J.R.R. Tolkien died

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  79. Re: I wonder (Spoilers if you haven't read the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    It would be like having an German officer named Hitler in a WWI movie then giving him a part where he's around all of the time but doesn't do anything particularly Hitlary and instead just acts like a normal non-evil guy.

    In other words, behaving like the actual Adolf Hitler behaved in WWI.
  80. Re:I wonder (Spoilers if you havn't read the Hobbi by Sabalon · · Score: 4, Informative

    It should be used as in the book - a harmless trinkit that makes Bilbo invisible. The story is not about the ring, which wasn't really in the picture as being this huge ring of power when Tolkien wrote the book. The story is about Biblo going from some weed-smoking country boy to an adventurer.

    As long as we don't have to listen to Elrond going on about how man can't handle things. :)

  81. Opening scene suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of starting with the unexpected party at Bag-End, I hope it opens with "The Quest of Erebor", which describes Gandalf's meeting with Thorin. This appears in "Unfinished Tales".

  82. Re:Could he do the Hobbit like The Godfather Part by fuctape · · Score: 1
    The difference with this and Godfather II is that the Godfather's parallel development was absolutely *key* to understanding the family. You got the origins and the current story and were able to see links between these men of will.


    The connections between The Hobbit and the Scouring of the Shire, on the other hand, are tenuous at best and are definitely not appropriate for the silver screen, where a concrete arc is important.

  83. They had best hurry! by Sabalon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they are gonna try to get the Ian's (Bilbo and Gandalf) they had best get a move on before something happens - they are neither getting any younger. The only other person who would need to return would be Hugo Weaving (Elrond), but I don't think he'd change too much over a couple years.

    Of course, Andy Serkis would need to reprise Gollum, but he should look about the same, even though time hasn't been good to him so far :)

    I do wonder if they would want Ian Holm as Bilbo or not. While I think he did a great job in LotR, the filming of another movie where he is the main role may take quite a toll on him.

    Also, I would think they would want to try to reuse The Shire set that they built before it gets overgrown with weeds. And there is also the Rivendell set which they should probably reuse.

    1. Re:They had best hurry! by Hitmouse · · Score: 1

      I don't think Ian Holm would be appropriate since Bilbo is MUCH younger in The Hobbit.

    2. Re:They had best hurry! by Teancum · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One problem with the Rivendell set: It was done in a NZ national park, and they had to take down all of the consruction within days filming (as a part of their permit). In other words, this set is no more and would have to be rebuilt from scratch. (See the Fellowship of the Ring DVD for details)

      As for Hobbiton, it was built on a Sheep ranch and was built nearly a year before principle shooting. Peter Jackson wanted to give the feel of having been lived in for awhile, with gardens and trees in places where it would be logical for homes in a village. Most of the buildings are a simple facade, but were dug into actual hills. The NZ Corp of Engineering even built the main road through Hobbiton.

      If this isn't already a tourist attraction, it probabally reverted back to the sheep operations. If there is any more info about this, it would be neat to find out the ultimate fate of Hobbiton.

    3. Re:They had best hurry! by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      But in "A Long Expected Party", Gandalf comments about how he has hardly aged...which makes me think that in The Hobbit, Bilbo should look about like he did at the beginning of FotR.

    4. Re:They had best hurry! by Hitmouse · · Score: 1

      As someone pointed out, Bilbo in The Hobbit is about the same age as Frodo in LoTR, so you'd want someone who looks about as old as Elijah Wood. Of course, for marketing demographics and slash-writers, with no Aragorn stubble or fey Legolas, you'll want the major character to have more sex-appeal than a heavily made-up Ian Holm.

    5. Re:They had best hurry! by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      LOL. As long as they don't have the huge always open eyes :)

      I suppose they could modify things a bit and turn Bombour into some super-hunk of a dwarf :) I'm betting they do try to get some sex-appealing star for the role of Bard though.

  84. Re:Can you really make a 'good' movie on the Hobbi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And didn't Tolkein start writing it before he saw all the things he saw in WWI?

    WWI ended in 1918.

    The Hobbit was published in 1936.

    He started writing LOTR the following year.

    And it's Tolkien.

  85. hey by geekoid · · Score: 1

    LA has for times the automobiles it had in 1970 and HALF the smog.

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  86. Re:LOTR actors that could show up in The Hobbit mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was thinking Arwen in Rivendell and Legolas in Mirkwood would make perfect sense as cameos.

    Ian Holm might be too old to play a 50-year old Bilbo. 50 is quite young for a hobbit.

    Butterbur surely would not have been born at the time of the Hobbit (T.A. 2941).

    As for the others, check the appendices.

    Aragorn would have been 10. Could be in the movie, but not played by Mortensen.

    Gimli was born 2879, would have been 62 that year. Rhys-Davies could still play this part.

    Of course, Jackson's LotR screenplay fscked with the timeline a lot, so any of the above is subject to modification.

  87. The reason to watch TTT Special Extended by MegaFur · · Score: 1

    Okay, about TTT Special Extended, just to give you an idea of what you're missing by not watching it:

    Warning! the following could be considered
    SPOILERS by some:









    Boromir's in it. So's Denethor.

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  88. Re:LOTR actors that could show up in The Hobbit mo by dupper · · Score: 1
    -Bilbo - I remember hearing multiple times (possibly on the EE DVDs) that they couldn't use Ian Holm, again, because, in FoTR, when they showed him finding the ring, they had to painfully pull his face back to make him look younger. They cou;dn't sustain that for a whole movie, and they've already established that, despite the ring, he looked younger at the time. Of course, they could ignore this, or they could find another way (CG?) to accomplish the effect, or they could hire another actor.

    Gandalf, Elrond, Gollum - No significant age difference, no significant age difference, CG, so they're all good

    Legolas - It'd be cool to have him around, possibly being an asshole to the Dwarves. It'd bring more meaning to his eventual friendship with Gimli, and it'd disillusion the gushing preteen girlies (always a good thing).

    Arwen - Yup, in Lorien. Liv's still viable, but it wouldn't really matter much, even to the fanboys, to have her in Imraldis, though.

    Aragorn - Couldn't be Viggo (he would be around 20), but it'd be cool to have him make a cameo (possibly even cooler if all you saw of him was being all lovey-dovey-shit in the backgroud with Liv)

    Butterbur - No one really cares that much about the character, and anyone who's only seen the movie probably wouldn't even get the reference.

    Other elves - Again, no one realy cares. I guess you could have Galadriel, Teleporno (teehee!) or Haldir, the only elves named in the movies, in Rivendell or Mirkwood, but that'd be pushing it. I'm thinking they could throw Glorfindel in, somewhere, to apologize a bit to the fanboys for cutting him.

  89. Re:I wonder (Spoilers if you havn't read the Hobbi by MegaFur · · Score: 1

    Yeah.

    We know that.

    What the parent was saying, I think, was: "how do they address the issue that the film's viewing audience will be expecting something significant to happen wrt to "Bilbo's funny magic ring" when nothing too significant or evil happens wrt to The Ring in The Hobbit at all?"

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  90. Well, also, the Hobbit isn't really that great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The Lord of the Rings is very well written, even if it is lacking the complexity that would allow literary critics to call it "great." Tolkien said he was trying to write a really good tale, like a really good yarn in the English pub sort of way. After his practice with the Hobbit he clearly succeeded and wrote what is one of the best prochronistic yarns we have.

    But "The Hobbit" is not really the work of a mature writer. Even with the compelling force of the LOTR behind him PJ produced three movies that most of my friends can not sit through -- friends who have read and like the books. I personally think that he didn't get much of the heart of Tolkeins work in there, even in the face of Tolkiens strength in LOTR.

    Given that, what sort of failure can we expect from PJ's version of The Hobbit? Most of the Hobbit really is not very tense or scary. What is PJ going to do -- spend the entire movie on The Battle of the Five Armies?

    Mr. Jackson, please save youselves some pain and money and stop now, before it's too late. Take care not to saddle Hollywood with another Gigli.

    Or allow yourself to change a little. Maybe this is a chance for Jackson to redeem himself and produce a couple of hours of footage that have the same whimsy and beauty as the first few scenes of The Fellowship (the green scenes.) Try to produce a good, more challenging, and probably less successful (than LOTR) movie, instead of an attempted blockbuster that has the potential to bomb. No matter how you look at it, the Hobbit has to be at least as challenging as "The Old Forest" and "In The House of Tom Bombadil", which it seems like everyone is afraid of.

    Well, good luck anyway...

    1. Re:Well, also, the Hobbit isn't really that great? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I think Jackson's done a great job of making Tolkien's work accessible to non-Tolkien geeks. My example would be my Dad. He's your typical 60 something aging jock who's never ready anything more profound than Bill Cosby's book on fatherhood (doubt he even finished it). He went to the first movie because (so he tells me) he figured it was a chance to try and see just what it was about these books (all fantasy and sf) that had obsessed me as a kid (and 'stolen' my interest from sports and such). He went to the next two movies because he was hooked and wanted to see how they ended. Ture, he mostly talked about the battle scenes and such, with me, but Jackson was able to hold his attention across three years. If he can do that, I have no worries about Jackson making The Hobbit a snore fest.

      As to The Hobbit being slower than LotR, it can seem that way reading it but if you're doing a retelling, it can move pretty fast. I have a three year old who loves fairy tales but isn't going to sit still for a reading of The Hobbit. What I give her is high points and can tell the story in three nights. She does stop the story from time to time to ask questions and I just give her a little more of the story details at those times. As she gets older and able to follow the narritive better, I'll be giving her more of the actual text.

      The only danger I see with Jackson making The Hobbit, is that he could miss out and lose the special feel of the story and, instead, turn it into Force 10 from Hobbitation. That would suck cow patties.

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  91. Re:LOTR actors that could show up in The Hobbit mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gimli was born before that time (see my other post below yours).

    Arwen may have been living in Lothlorien but I think it's mentioned that she still spent time in Rivendell; it was on one such visit that she met Aragorn.

    I think you'll see a young Aragorn (played by a child actor, of course), a glimpse of Arwen, and plenty of Legolas when Bilbo and the dwarves get to Mirkwood. I also suspect Gimli will put in an appearance near the end.

  92. I wondered the the same thing by geekoid · · Score: 2, Informative

    When they showed the effect of the ring the first time, I thought
    "You know, you would think Bilbo would have mentioned that eery, evil and terrifing effect."

    I think if they tie what there wearer experience to the power of Sauron, they could explain it.

    Show the effeect in the hobbit as a world thats only a little distorted. How they would work that in, I have no idea.

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  93. Trilogy again? by Cypherus · · Score: 1

    I missed the trilogy that they hadin the theatre's and I'd really wish they would set up another time where that could take place. I know many people that missed out on it and want to have another chance. Even if they set up three seperate theatres to play them and walk from one theatre to the next I would do it. Anyone else feel this way?

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  94. Re:Could he do the Hobbit like The Godfather Part by Admiral1973 · · Score: 1
    The backstory elements of Godfather Part II were in the original novel "The Godfather" by Mario Puzo. The novel covers the story of the first movie and the backstory parts of the second movie, plus some extra stuff that's not in either film (but nothing from Part III, AFAIK, I haven't seen it). Anyway, I don't think you can combine elements of The Hobbit and the Scouring of the Shire into one movie. Peter Jackson's Middle-earth doesn't include the Scouring and it's never going to be a part of that universe. I'd rather see either a straight movie version of "The Hobbit" or a movie of part(s) of "The Silmarillion."

    BTW, if you've never read "The Godfather," you should. It's an excellent book in its own right.

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  95. Oh please no! by Aexia · · Score: 1

    The Hobbit cartoon was wretched. It completely turned me off to ever reading the books.

  96. Re:LOTR actors that could show up in The Hobbit mo by CadmannWeyland · · Score: 1

    Lots of great comments!

    One thing I forgot to mention in my original post (and which everyone has pointed out) was that some of the actors would obviously have to change. I think Ian Holm would have to be replaced as Bilbo, just due to the age differential. Not sure about Ian McKellen (who has expressed interest in doing "The Hobbit"). My mistake was plastering every actor's name onto each character (even if they'd be fit for a reappearance in a much earlier prequel or not).

    Barliman was definately a mistake to add to the list. Momentary brain-fart over timelines. Sigh.

    Aragorn would be cool to see, particularly as a kid. Again, obviously, Viggo couldn't play him.

    Yes, I forgot Gloin's appearance, and, of course, the eternally-present Eagle's, particularly Gwaihir.

    Not sure how they would work Gimli's appearance / cameo into the story. Sorry, don't have all my books handy, but *if* Gimli's birth occurred *before* Smaug's taking the Lonely Mountain, Gimli could appear in historical flashbacks. Or, perhaps he could show up in the end with the other Dwarven kin that arrive before the battle of the Five Armies (staying with the kin while Dad goes with Thorin to reclaim the mountain). Perhaps even have a first-ever encounter between Gimli and Legolas *during* the battle (consistently keeping them disliking each other at this point in history).

    "Twenty-one! Twenty-two! Twenty-three!".... :-)

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  97. Jackson v. Lucas by zerocircle · · Score: 1
    Seriously, Jackson has set a huge standard for himself here. He has the three movies that progressively got better, ending in a movie that won 11 awards.

    Industry observers have said that the Academy waited for RotK so they could effectively give the Oscars to the entire trilogy. All three movies won those awards.

    The progressive quality of the series demonstrates Jackson's sense of pacing. Jackson already has it over Lucas in this department: The original Star Wars trilogy started off strong and improved in the second installment (under another director's hand, it's well worth noting), but the third movie fell back a notch on the quality scale. Lucas lost his vision; Jackson kept it tight.

    (Of course, Jackson had the benefit of high-integrity source material, whereas Lucas made it up as he went along. Oh, despite any exo-cinematic stuff out there, I simply don't believe Lucas had a master plan for the trilogy -- or, if he did, he lacked the discipline to stick to that plan. Details of Ep. IV-VI just do not cohere, and in Ep. I & II Lucas shamelessly, slavishly overcompensated by tying up loose ends that are best left open. I mean, sure, I saw I and II and I'll go see III, but George Lucas has lost his cred as a storyteller in my book.)

    Er, uh, so my point is: Jackson hasn't shown the warning signs that Lucas did in Ep. IV-VI. I have no worries about The Hobbit. I'm psyched.

    1. Re:Jackson v. Lucas by megastar · · Score: 0, Troll


      I have no worries about The Hobbit. I'm psyched.


      Psyched for the fat git to...

      1. leave out most of the beginning
      2. add in a twee love story
      3. mess around with the characters
      4. mess around with the plot
      5. leave out the ending

      Piss off and fall off a cliff Peter Jackson you fucking great wanker.

    2. Re:Jackson v. Lucas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The original Star Wars trilogy started off strong and improved in the second installment (under another director's hand, it's well worth noting),
      Credit where credit's due...note that Empire Strikes Back also had people like Leigh Brackett working on the script: Leigh was a real SF writer, with a respectable career in pulp SF (what better for Star Wars?) and a real screen writer too.. for example, she worked (with William Faulkner!!) on The Maltese Falcon..
    3. Re:Jackson v. Lucas by Kaiwen · · Score: 1
      Of course, Jackson had the benefit of high-integrity source material, whereas Lucas made it up as he went along.

      Lucas had the story completed (a nine-film outline) before beginning the original Star Wars.

      As consistency goes, I'd say credit belongs to A) the fact that Jackson was working from unalterable source material (whereas Lucas freely altered his own material as he went along), and B) the fact that Jackson essentially made all three films at once. That alone will do wonders for consistency. Lucas, conversely, has been making the Star Wars series for thirty years now.

      Lee Kaiwen, Taiwan

  98. The Hobbit & SPAM(R) -- two classics made in 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Hobbit & SPAM(R) -- two classics made in 1937.

    I thought that was amusing when I realized it.

    Any further comments?

  99. They should film the hobbit before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why didnt they make the hobbit before Lord
    of the ring?

  100. Not news by Simulant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How does a project which is on hold for two or more years while the lawyers argue about rights and the director works on something else qualify as being "in the works"?

    This is not news. It is well know that Jackson would like to direct the Hobbit when possible. He is not currently working on it.

  101. That's what would make it so great by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    But see, that's what would make it so great. I bet Peter Jackson would treat the ring whimsically, but have some sort of strange moment of hesitation on Bilbo's part at some point, some strange look, and a slight bit of the theme of the ring--you'd sit there thinking, oh, man, there it is, the cause of the whole huge story about to happen later on. And then the movie ignores it for the rest of the film. It would make Fellowship resonate all the more.

    As an aside, think of how incredibly awesome the introduction of Gollum would be, him in his cave swimming up behind Bilbo's back. The audience will go nuts when Gollum appears again in theaters.

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    1. Re:That's what would make it so great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was evidence to prove that Overly Critical Guy is a lying cocksucker, but he deleted it. Think independently.

  102. Re:I wonder (Spoilers if you havn't read the Hobbi by vidarh · · Score: 1
    I don't think most people would be expecting something significant to happen with it. If something significant happened with it, the suprise of finding out what the ring really was at the start of LOTR shouldn't have been there. People who have seen or read LOTR should know from the way the story starts that the ring wasn't known by the hobbits to be a source of great evil.

    I think that will be one of the things that could be turned into something very cool about a future Hobbit movie: Everyone that sees it will KNOW that the ring is dangerous, which could give the whole thing a very chilling effect with just minor hints here and there spread out in an otherwise relatively cheerful movie.

  103. Re:I wonder (Spoilers if you havn't read the Hobbi by mlush · · Score: 1
    It should be used as in the book - a harmless trinkit that makes Bilbo invisible.

    From here

    In the first edition, Gollum willingly bets his magic ring on the outcome of the riddle game. Tolkien later revised this passage to reflect the concept of the One Ring and its powerful hold on Gollum, developed while writing The Lord of the Rings.

  104. Music by Xophmeister · · Score: 1

    One thing's for certain, rather than that Enya or Annie Lennox rubbish, Spo^H^H^HLeonard Nimoy's masterpiece should be used for the closing credits.

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  105. Moderation abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The parent message was not FLAMEBAIT, it was a FLAME. If you can't tell the difference then you shouldn't be moderating.

  106. No, they are not that good. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    And frankly you are too charitable with the acting.

    I try to explain the histeria from several points of view:

    -The generation that grew up with videogames and related subcultures have been itching for get formal recognition for their endeavours. THis is just part of the trend. Games to be equaled to an art form is next.

    -People needed distraction. No wonder fantasy films have bee doing so well the last three years. I need not to say the reasons for this, it is normal that people look for escapism during certain periods that appear to be difficult.

    -Marketing, but that is a well explored issue. Market properly a regular movie and it will be great, do not market an excellent movie and it will take 20 years to be recognized as a masterpiece.

    In 5 or 6 years we will look back in amusement about how it is possible this movie was so much praised will genuinely good movies escaped the radars of people that were suppossed to know better (not really, Hollywood does not know better when it comes to cinematography, othersiwe would not be desperately making remakes of foreign movies and hiring all the non US talent they can).

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  107. I fully agree. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    But it was a *French* song. Forget it.

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  108. Another saga? by danila · · Score: 1

    two studios with rights to the film battle it out for rights to make the prequel

    This sounds like a ready plot for another cinematic sage? Like "Two kingdoms with ambitions to dominate everything battle it out for domination over all people of Middle Earth."

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  109. Re: I wonder (Spoilers if you haven't read the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    But that's the point, I doubt if Tolkien even intended Bilbo's ring to be the One Ring in the Hobbit, it sure didn't appear to be anything other than a toy to make Bilbo go invisible.
    It's pretty well documented that in the original version of the Hobbit, the Ring is nothing more than a magic ring that made you invisible.
  110. actors need to be the same by Disc2 · · Score: 1

    The only characters who play a part in both tales (as far as I can remember) are Gandalf, Bilbo, Gollum and Elrond. The same actors would surely have to be used...!

    1. Re:actors need to be the same by Anthony · · Score: 1

      A younger Bilbo is going to be an interesting task. Ian Holm is no "spring chichen".

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  111. BUT I HATE TOLKIEN!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does that stupid Peter Jack-ass-son make more gay Tolkien movies? He just don't get it that Tolkien sucks.
    Especially with The Hobbit, which doesn't contain even one female character.

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  112. Re: I wonder (Spoilers if you haven't read the... by Teancum · · Score: 1

    Actually, Hitler only got to the rank of corporal in the German Army during WWI.

    I get your point, however. Seeing this guy act like Cpl. Klinger on M.A.S.H. with the name Hitler could be distracting... or funny.

    Of course Hitler was also from Jewish ancestry, in a bit of irony. (His grandmother was a Jew.)

  113. YES! by KlausBreuer · · Score: 0

    Oh, upps. Just scared my cow-orker in the office with my shouting :)

    Please don't call me a Fanboy, but I love the books (first read them when I was about 12). When I first heard of the movie I was horrified, but lo and behold: it turned out great (especially the extended versions, which are actually quite a bit better than the cinema ones).

    After I came out of the first film (and immediately bought another ticket for the weekend ;), I hoped that he would be able to do The Hobbit, too. And now I see that he is!

    Ah, just caught my little ray of sunshine for today ;)

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  114. Now that's just great by sharkey · · Score: 1

    So, Smaug will smash the mountainside and seal in the dwarfs while Gandalf gnaws on chicken and slops food all over his robe, followed immediately by Bilbo arriving home to the auction.

    It really DOES feel just like Jackson's LotR!

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  115. Now wasn't there a woodland creature... by sammyo · · Score: 1

    named JarJar something or other in the Hobbit? I'll have to re-read soon.

  116. oh boy! by Satanboy · · Score: 1

    This is great news.

    Let's hope though, that we do not have that SCARY song by Leonard Nimoy playing. . .

  117. Re:I wonder (Spoilers if you havn't read the Hobbi by Sabalon · · Score: 1

    Interesting. A good point, as there is a point in book where Gandalf does somewhat suspect Bilbo and the ring. Regardless, other than some omnious music, the Ring should not play that much of a role in The Hobbit other than Bilbo using it.

  118. The list of movies by GQuon · · Score: 2, Funny

    I saw a list of movies in a joke trailer released before the Fellowship of the Ring was out.
    I think it's this one.

    I think it wasn't hosted on modernhumorist when I saw it first.

    I posted this list in a previous post, but can't find it. (Not subscriber)

    The Fellowship of the Ring (Christmas 2001)
    The Two Towers (Cristmas 2002)
    The Third One (Christmas 2003)
    Lord of the Rings: Episode 1 - The Hobbit (Christmas 2005)
    The Fellowship of the Ring: Special Edition (Christmas 2006)
    The Book of Lost Tales (Christmas 2007)
    Scribbles in Tolkien's Math Book (Hannukah 2009)
    Dude, Where's My Ring? (Christmas 2010)
    What Hobbits Want (Christmas 2011)
    Bilbo Brockovich (Christmas 2012)
    All the Pretty Hobbits (Christmas 2013)
    O, Bilbo, Where Art Thou? (Christmas 2014)
    Crouching Gollum, Hidden Balrog (Christmas 2015)
    Orc by Orcwest (Christmas 2017)

    I mean, it's no great feat to predict that Peter Jackson might make The Hobbit, but if all those pan out, I promise to eat my right sock.

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  119. Re:I wonder (Spoilers if you havn't read the Hobbi by mlush · · Score: 1
    Interesting. A good point, as there is a point in book where Gandalf does somewhat suspect Bilbo and the ring. Regardless, other than some omnious music, the Ring should not play that much of a role in The Hobbit other than Bilbo using it.

    One snag is the portrayal of the ring world in the films as a shifting harrowing place which is generally not nice to be in. I can't see Bilbo enganging in riddling talk with Smaug if everyting around him is shifting and swirling.... I suppose the way out would be not to show the Ring world, just shots of Bilbo not being there.

  120. Re: I wonder (Spoilers if you haven't read the... by srn_test · · Score: 1

    You're right - originally Bilbo won the ring from Gollum in a game of riddles. After he worked on the LotR, Tolkein realised that didn't fit in with the ring's nature and rewrote that bit, leaving Bilbo's account to the Dwarves intact.

    That made Bilbo win the ring by stealing it, but lie about it, which fit in much better with the ring's revealed nature.

    I'm pretty sure the first time I read The Hobbit, back in about '77, I read a very old edition which had the original story in it. When I re-read it a few years later, I remember being very confused about how poorly I remembered how Bilbo got the ring...

  121. Re: I wonder (Spoilers if you haven't read the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Of course Hitler was also from Jewish ancestry, in a bit of irony. (His grandmother was a Jew.)

    There's no (good) evidence for that. Read Ian Kershaw's Hitler 1889-1936: Hubris.

  122. Maybe not a movie... by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    Maybe not a movie, but IMHO The Silmarillion would make an excellent mock documentary series.

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    1. Re:Maybe not a movie... by Lord+of+Ironhand · · Score: 1
      Interesting idea! Since the information density in a documentary can be far higher than in a normal movie, this might actually be feasible with some hours of material.

      The main audience would probably consist of the people who are interested enough in Tolkien's work to have read LotR multiple times before the movies were released, but not patient enough to actually work through The Silmarillion (from what I have observed, The Silmarillion is to Tolkien fans what the Bible is to Christians: most of them have a copy, but very few have read it entirely).

      Still, it would merely be a convenient source of information, devoid of most of the emotion and drama that is present even in The Silmarillion. Ultimately, the only way to really experience The Silmarillion is to just read it. And in some way it comforts me that that will probably remain the only way.

  123. I shudder at the thought by TheFr00n · · Score: 1

    While I credit PJ with fantastic visual production (apart from the hack job he did on the third LoTR film), I was immensely dissappointed with his interpretation of the story

    Now, much as it annoyed me, I didn't really think it was significant, as LoTR is a tale for adults when all is said and done.

    But The Hobbit is for children. Smearing it with commercial Jacksonism will change children's interpretation of it, as larger numbers of them will see the film rather than read the book. How many of you were introduced to fantasy through the Hobbit?

    Now I know that the argument is, hey, it's film, it's a different medium, things have to change - and I acknowledge all of these things. But I just think that some things should remain sacred.

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  124. Hmmnnnn.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think The Hobbit should pretty much be given over to Disney...

  125. History of Middle-earth by stewate4 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I presume you mean The History of Middle-earth when you say the modern stuff from Christopher Tolkien. Not that modern in most cases! Some of it dates back to 1916/17! Not to everyone's taste, but the later volumes are very interesting, though difficult to read in places.

    Sauron Defeated (vol 9) has the epilogue chapter to Lord Of The Rings that Tolkien's friends talked him out of including, Sam and Rosie in Bag End, (they tried and failed to talk him out of a lot of the appendices as well, to put it in context). There is also a half completed Time Travel story about Numenor that Tolkien wrote as a pact with C.S.Lewis called The Notion Club Papers. One was to write a time travel story (Tolkien) whilst the other (Lewis) was to do a space travel story. Lewis completed his, published as Out Of The Silent Planet. If you like Tolkien's languages, this has a lot about another one! It's Adunaic, the language of Numenor.

    Morgoth's Ring and The War Of The Jewels (vols 10 and 11) have most of the stuff that Christopher used when he put The Silmarillion together, along with lots of other stuff, such as a debate between Finrod, the elvish king of Nargothrond, and Andreth, a mortal woman, that explores elvish immortality as well a showing a failed love story between an elf and a woman. This was to have been an appendix to a published Silmarillion. There is also various bits supposedly inserted into the Silmarillion by a 9th Century English sailor, who 'found' the book and met 'faded' elves! Also various bits about elves; their marriages, sexual equality, 'death', children etc etc.

    These later volumes are definitely woth a look if you are interested in Tolkien's mythology. If you are interested, have a look here for what's in them all.

  126. New Line by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    Given that the execs gave Peter Jackson a lot of rope with LotR, and he delivered a product that made the company, I suspect they will make Jackson manage the much smaller budget of the Hobbit as he pretty much want to.

  127. They could make Ian Holm "tell" the story by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    Bilbo wrote the story after all. He could either read it for a "Frodo-child", or read it for some elven children on the other side of the pond.

    I.e. not read it up all the way, but having Bilbo read it as a frame for the movie.

    It would also help give the hobbit movie the fairy tale feel of the book.

  128. Re:LOTR actors that could show up in The Hobbit mo by jcast · · Score: 1

    Gimli was (IIRC) 70 at the time of tH.

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