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Melting Europa

amigoro writes "After having contaminated Earth's Oceans, it seems that there are plans to send a probe drilling through Europa's ice sheet and explore the purported ocean below the crust. The plan seems to be to find Life there. But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out."

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  1. Hmmmm. by Sevn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hippy.

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    1. Re:Hmmmm. by OS24Ever · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, no, no, no. You got it all wrong.

      Say it with me now.

      DAMN HIPPIES!

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    2. Re:Hmmmm. by JamesOfTheDesert · · Score: 2, Interesting
      After having contaminated Earth's Oceans, it seems that there are ...

      Hippy

      Maybe not a hippy, but what in the world was the point of mentioning contaminated Oceans [sic]?

      And why is that word capitalized?

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    3. Re:Hmmmm. by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 2, Funny

      is it just me... or does "Melting Europa" sound like a bad Lifetime movie?

  2. Sedna, Sedna, Sedna ... by torpor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... what is it, 'lets all talk about Sedna' week in America, or something?

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    1. Re:Sedna, Sedna, Sedna ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually it has been tracked for over 15 years, so it really hasn't just been discovered.

    2. Re:Sedna, Sedna, Sedna ... by VivianC · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... what is it, 'lets all talk about Sedna' week in America, or something?

      It is big news in the election year over here. John Kerry claims that the leaders of Sedna have secretly endorsed him!

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  3. Biased Poster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Jeez, can you get any more bias worked into your message?

    1. Re:Biased Poster? by levik · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yeah, really... And it's not like the Europeans are even on the endangered species list...

      Geez....

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    2. Re:Biased Poster? by rupert2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, that article was completely Fair and Balanced

    3. Re:Biased Poster? by versionthirteen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think that everyone should stop flaming this poster for bringing up a valid point. How much is knowledge worth. Are we destorying the things we wish to study b/c of our irreverence for the lives we hold in our hands? Besides, you should really be making fun of how that probe looks like a giant metal wang.

    4. Re:Biased Poster? by binarybum · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I have trouble believing that /. editors could not locate a less biased posting containing the same link. This post has really crossed the line from biased to plain old inaccurate. The article does not make mention of our contaminated ocean, and especially does not imply that that the people developing this melting probe are responsible for this unrelated issue. It's about as arbitrary and nasty as starting off with, "after killing thousands of innocents in Hiroshima,..."

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  4. Cripes by brotherscrim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do your arms get tired from hugging those trees that tightly?

    1. Re:Cripes by jnicholson · · Score: 5, Funny

      The big black monolith might get us if we do that!

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    2. Re:Cripes by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Do your arms get tired from hugging those trees that tightly?"

      Tired arms I can deal with, its the crotch splinters which are the real problem.

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    3. Re:Cripes by velo_mike · · Score: 4, Funny
      Tired arms I can deal with, its the crotch splinters which are the real problem

      Err, it's hug, not hump, it's a common mistake...

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    4. Re:Cripes by mahdi13 · · Score: 2, Funny
      The big black monolith might get us if we do that!
      Only if we're lucky...it might evolve these Trolls into Gnomes. Not nearly as annoying, Gnome use real facts when posting about "Radioactive heaters"
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  5. Forget them by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't care if we mess up their planet, I hate those arrogant Europeans.

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    1. Re:Forget them by osu-neko · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, Europeans hate Americans because they think Americans think they're superior to Europens. Americans hate Europeans because they suspect Europeans know they're superior to Americans. And around it goes...

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  6. Question... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In all seriousness, why does it matter? This sounds like a lot of money to spend on a "maybe." I've wondered this for a while now, and I'd like to hear someone explain why this search for life is so crucial. I feel there might be better ways to spend the money, and better ways or opportunities to discover life on other planets/celestial bodies.

    1. Re:Question... by nberardi · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think we should start spending more money on the search for intelligent life on earth, because this article poster contributes to the notion that their is none.

    2. Re:Question... by infinite9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who's more the troll, the troll or the troll who responds?

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    3. Re:Question... by Bucko · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In all seriousness, the human animal has been wondering about his place in the universe ever since the human animal became the human animal, and the answer to "is there life other-where" is an important component, yes?

      It may be a lot of money, and there may be more important ways to spend it (for some definitions of 'important', anyway), but to not seek the answer is to deny an important part of our humanness.
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    4. Re:Question... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess my concern is that the article (biased though it may be) suggests that such efforts are aimed at Europa because it 'might' have life.

      I'm very interested in discovering life elsewhere. But I cringe when someone suggests sending billions of dollars to damn near every planet or moon in the solar system just because it seems like it might have had life at some point.

      If there's some evidence pointing at Europa as a good candidate (more than the article describes), I'm unaware of it. Hence, the concern.

    5. Re:Question... by Hugh-know-who · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Last time I checked, the only things you can do with money are spend it or not spend it. There are lots worse things it could be spent on. BTW, all your tax dollars allocated to space exploraton are spent right here on earth (on Europa they still don't take VISA), providing good high tech jobs and adding to sum of human knowledge.

    6. Re:Question... by jfdawes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The evidence: The liquid water under the ice.

      They "know" that it's there because the crack/stress patterns visible in the ice could "only" have been produced if the ice was floating.
      (Yes yes, they don't really know it - they are guessing, but they are well informed guesses).
      Liquid water means that there is a good chance for life - the temperature is reasonable, there's oxygen, etc etc.
      The article doesn't describe it because it's a very well accepted/established conjecture that liquid water means a high probability of life (go google for "water is life")

      And when it comes down to it, no there is no other way of examining the question before sending a probe. That is the nature of a "conjecture". Scientific evidence suggests that there is a high probability of life there, but we're never going to know for sure if we never go look.

    7. Re:Question... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There's intelligent life here on earth *now* and we're letting it go without clean water, medical care, housing and adequete education

      You can help save intelligent life here on Earth by donating to the World Food Programme. The World Food Programme's donation page is here.

      Incidentally, the U.S. Government is the largest donor:

      In 2000, the USA was the most substantial donor, with more than US$796 million given to WFP activities. Japan was the second largest contributor, with almost US$260 million donated over the same period, followed by the European Commission with US$118 million.

      Oh well, I'm sure we can get the money from the defence piggy-bank... right, guys?

      The Department of Health and Human Services received about 501 billion dollars in 2003 compared with the 388 billion that the Department of Defense received. Look here.

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  7. It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Insightful
    But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out.

    I'd like to see the leaky probe that could rival Jupiter itself in bombarding Europa with radiation.

    Awww, don't look so down. I'm sure there are plenty of other snide quips to be made about our foolish, short-sighted engineers wiping out Life As We Don't Know It.

    Consider the possibility of a dihydrogen monoxide leak, for example...

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    1. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      >>I'd like to see the leaky probe that could rival Jupiter itself in bombarding Europa with radiation.

      Yeah, but that's *natural* radiation, not the unhealthy manmade stuff.

      Wait, I see a tree that needs a hug. See ya!

    2. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Paddyish · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Bingo. Cosmic radiation in general makes all of the nuclear-powered devices we create look about as harmful as a flashlight.

      If there is anything down there on Europa, it will probably eat the nuclear leakage for dinner and come back for seconds.

    3. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by jabex · · Score: 2, Informative

      more info: Space Daily "...ultraviolet radiation from the Sun and Jupiter's powerful magnetic cloud strip the water ice to make whatever oxygen has been found haloing Europa to a distance of 125 miles above the frozen pack."

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    4. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by mikerich · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I'd like to see the leaky probe that could rival Jupiter itself in bombarding Europa with radiation.

      Except any life on Europa will have evolved away from that radiation since its protected by almost 20km of ice.

      The real threat of any contamination from a probe is not so much from radiation as from heavy metals leaching into the environment, but then if the floor of the Europan ocean is anything like the black smokers of Earth's oceans any life should be used to heavy metals.

      Best wishes,
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    5. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by murdocj · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The real threat of any contamination from a probe is not so much from radiation as from heavy metals leaching into the environment

      The real threat of contamination is that unless the probe is absolutely, completely sterilized we'll never be sure whether life we find on Europa was "native" or came from Earth. Any other contamination of radiation, heavy metals, etc etc etc is irrelevant... it's not like one probe is going to contaminate the entire moon.

    6. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Same goes for the Japanese who were bombed in WWII.

      Between 30,000 and 100,000 Germans were killed in the Dresden firestorm in WWII.

      I guess we should give up fire, too?

      Kee-rist.

    7. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Insightful
      > The real threat of any contamination from a probe is not so much from radiation as from heavy metals leaching into the environment, but then if the floor of the Europan ocean is anything like the black smokers of Earth's oceans any life should be used to heavy metals.

      Suppose we look at the worst-case scenario. There's life on Europa to endanger. Probe melts through. Probe lands on sea floor. Probe just happens to land near a vent with a population of living organisms, where it fails catastrophically and spews its deadly cargo.

      Folks, Europa's oceans are big and deep. We're talking about a volume of water that exceeds all the water on Earth by an order of magnitude. If the Europan ecosystem is fragile enough to be destroyed by anything humans can put in a package small enough to send to the seafloor, life on Europa would either be undetectable -- because there's so little of it that the odds of landing on it are nearly zero, or life on Europa would already be extinct.

      Look at Earth. We detonated atomic bombs both above and below the ocean surface, spraying tons of transuranics into our seas and atmosphere. It may have sucked to have been a coral at Bikini Atoll in the 50s, but the ecosystem didn't even blink, and in fact, the Atoll is one of the planet's greatest recreational diving sites.

      If life doesn't exist on Europa, who cares - there's nothing to contaminate.

      If life does exist on Europa, and there's so little of it that we can't find it, odds are our probe isn't going to harm it, because we're going to be thousands of miles and trillions of gallons of water away from it. No harm.

      If life exists on Europa and it's sufficiently omnipresent in the Europan biosphere that our probe lands on enough of lifeforms to detect them, then it won't matter if the probe is made out of tofu from sustainably-grown soy fields, or if it contains a nuclear bomb that detonates and vaporizes everything within 10 miles -- a Europan biosphere, like the Terran one, is big enough to take anything we're capable of throwing at it.

    8. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Paddyish · · Score: 3, Informative
      The residents of Chernobyl would have been tiny smoldering piles of ash if they'd faced the full strength of Jupiter's radiation. Not that it matters, really.

      Bringing weapons and disasters into the nuclear power argument is useless - a lot of things that we currently use to generate power on a large scale (petroleum, coal, hydro dams, fission, Cowboyneal's toenail clippings) create nasty waste and have the potential for environmental and human disaster. You buy into that risk, like it or not, if you use electricity from the grid.

    9. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by shigelojoe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Look at Earth. We detonated atomic bombs both above and below the ocean surface, spraying tons of transuranics into our seas and atmosphere. It may have sucked to have been a coral at Bikini Atoll in the 50s, but the ecosystem didn't even blink, and in fact, the Atoll is one of the planet's greatest recreational diving sites.

      Especially convenient is the fact that after a few hours of diving there you grow your own flippers.

      I keed, I keed.

    10. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Total_Wimp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank you.

      People have so little sense of perspective.

      The sort of people worried about contaminating a planet-sized body with a meters-long probe are the same sort of people who argue evolution can't possibly take place (in our universe of trillions of stars) because it's statistacally "one in a million".

      TW

    11. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You claim ignorance, yet you fail to realize that people are not lifeforms. Some how the fact that the bikini atoll is still alive with MULTITUDES of organisms means nothing because "people" were affected. What is suitable for PEOPLE is not what is suitable for ALL life forms. We just happen to be one of the more adaptable ones that can live many different places. THE POINT is that LIFE is redundant, adaptable and can survive anything. This is not species but LIFE.

      This does not include the fact that the nuclear heating of the probe will be insignificant to the levels of radiation penetrating the surface of Europa from Jupiter. Yes the ice is thick, but radiation, especially at that level, gets through and most likely at higher quantities than we could introduce. Contaminating with microbes of our own planet will be far worse.

      And one more thing. Its not like radioactive isotopes are this rare species of element that is not found anywhere but where humans put it. Its everywhere. Hell your body is full of the stuff (carbon dating HELLO!!). Problems arise when given LONG TERM exposure or high doses (bombs). The heaters will not effect things significantly (besides those heaters are designed to survive exploding on launch...not going to happen)

    12. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Informative
      > > It may have sucked to have been a coral at Bikini Atoll in the 50s, but the ecosystem didn't even blink, and in fact, the Atoll is one of the planet's greatest recreational diving sites.
      >
      > You're pretty ignorant, aren't you? Why not look at how the tests changed the lives of many of the people living around the test areas.

      I did say "It sucked to be there in the 50s". OK, so it also sucked to be a primate, as well a coral-secreting organism :-)

      > One minute with Google would have disclosed plenty of information to rebut that ridiculous claim.

      Yeah, he's trolling.

      But for those who might have fallen for his troll, sure. Just enter bikini atoll diving into Google.

      You get back dozens of sites, not the least of which include www.bikiniatoll.com and Pacific Island Travel, specifically touting the former nuclear test site as one of the world's premier dive locations.

    13. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by TobySmurf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As somebody who dived there in the past 10 years I can attest to the incredible multitude of life that is there now. Every square inch of "land" above sea level is covered by life, and what is under water is literally choked with plants and animals. It is amazing to behold, and it gives you an idea of just how adaptable and tough nature is.

    14. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

      If there is anything down there on Europa, it will probably eat the nuclear leakage for dinner and come back for seconds.

      Umm, if something from Europa shows up asking for seconds, I'm sorta worried about what it's going do when we run out of nuclear sludge to feed it.

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  8. STOP ALL EXPLORATION NOW by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the name of saving the bind sea turtle, all travel in the Arctic ahould be banned and any knowledge that was gained from past explorations should be forgotten.

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  9. Relax. Europa's not going anywhere. by YanceyAI · · Score: 4, Funny
    1.But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out. --It is so cold that it would melt and refreeze forever.

    2. What next? Drill Sedna for oil?"--There must have been life for there to be oil, you insensitive clod! Oh wait, maybe that is why they're so desparate to find evidence of life elsewhere!

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    1. Re:Relax. Europa's not going anywhere. by sameyeam · · Score: 2, Funny

      There must have been life for there to be oil, you insensitive clod! Oh wait, maybe that is why they're so desparate to find evidence of life elsewhere!

      Evidence! Evidence! Since when did that stop Bush on his quest for more oil! *grunt-grunt*

    2. Re:Relax. Europa's not going anywhere. by RobertB-DC · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dinosaurs on Sedna? I think they'd just fly off, there couldn't be enough gravity on a rock 2000meters wide to hold down those "gentle giants"

      First, for fans who came to the game late: the quote "What next? Drill Sedna for oil?" was in the original version of the story, but was removed after a few minutes. This is known in the business as "closing the barn door after the cat is out of the bag and turning your butt into hamburger."

      Anyway, back to the oil. This story about Sedna's discovery points out that the planet(oid) is very dark and very red. Don't forget the far-out but plausible theory that Earth's hydrocarbons came from comets, not dinosaurs.

      Now imagine... what if Sedna is a big ball of frozen, red transmission fluid? I see NASA getting some new funding for KBO research real quick!

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  10. There isn't enough life ... by jeabus · · Score: 2, Funny

    on that rock to fill a space cruiser!

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  11. and i thought the terrorists hated us.. by aberant · · Score: 5, Funny

    but it would be nothing compared to the hatred these radioactive, mutated, super alge would have.

  12. Scared? by dhoonlee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course, its possible that the heater won't leak and that good science will be done.

    There is risk inherent in every action and inaction.

    This isn't news.

    1. Re:Scared? by AeroIllini · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This isn't news.

      What do you mean, this isn't news? I've been waiting for someone to develop serious technology for a landing on Europa for quite some time now. Given that Europa is one big ocean and is the single most likely place in our solar system to find life (present planet excepted, of course) it's about time we thought about going there.

      Now, the hippie spin on the word "radioactive" ... you're right. That's not news. People have been fearing the words "nuclear", "reaction", "radioactive", and "atomic" for many years now. Any damage that might be done to the surrounding area because of a failure would be absolutely insignificant on a planetary, or even regional, scale. Just because the media have taught us to fear and hate anything with the word "nuclear" in it is no reason not to trust the technology.

      NASA has been using Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generators (RTGs) for decades on planetary probes and manned missions. The basic premise is this: a container holds some radioactive heavy metal, such as plutonium. Because the metal is decaying, it generates a bunch of heat. That heat is used with thermoelectric generators to create electricity, and the leftover heat (since the reaction is not not that efficient) is used in other ways, like keeping the astronauts warm. But here's the kicker: an RTG has never, ever failed on a space mission. Not once. It's been flown hundreds of times. (Missions using RTGs have failed, but the RTGs themselves performed flawlessly every time.) Just because it's "nuclear" doesn't mean it's Chernobyl.

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  13. Talk about a weird week. by nberardi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is happening today, first we have the CA government getting out witted by a 14 year old. Now we have some moron bitching about drilling on another planets moon because it might contaminate a sulfer filled ocean with what is probably a very mild case of raditation from a probe. In addition the moon probably gets way more raditation from Saturn and the sun than what it is going to get from the probe.

    What's next, is Spain going to elect a socialist/communist leader as head of the country. Oh yeah that already happened.

    I really feel the end is near anybody else with me on this?

    1. Re:Talk about a weird week. by rjamestaylor · · Score: 4, Funny
      • In addition the moon probably gets way more raditation from Saturn...
      That would be a neat trick, considering how close the Jupiter moon, Europa, is to, uh, Jupiter.
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  14. Bottled water by relaying+denied · · Score: 3, Funny

    That would be some expensive exclusive bottled water.

  15. The ice may be a lot thicker than we thought... by Hayzeus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Apparently some recent research has indicated that the ice on Europa may be quite a bit thicker than initially thought. I'd post a link if I had one (but I don't) The thickness of the ice sheet may well be such that getting to the ocean below (assuming there is one) could turn out to be impractical, even using heat.

    1. Re:The ice may be a lot thicker than we thought... by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 4, Funny
      The thickness of the ice sheet may well be such that getting to the ocean below (assuming there is one) could turn out to be impractical, even using heat.

      Thats what bunker busters are for...

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    2. Re:The ice may be a lot thicker than we thought... by Jonathunder · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, research on impact craters indicates the icy crust of Europa may be 3 or 4 Km thick.

  16. Europa in Radiation Belts? by Smitty825 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Isn't Europa in Jupiter's radiation belts? In otherwords, a tiny amount of radiation released from a probe would probably be nothing compared to what the "ocean" experiences everyday? (I could be way off base, though)

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  17. EXCEPT Europa by thinkninja · · Score: 5, Funny

    RTFM!

    Now, a planet named after a miserable women who marries her father's dog is fair game...

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    1. Re:EXCEPT Europa by ReverendLoki · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmm.. now, is that RTFM for _M_anual, or _M_onolith?

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    2. Re:EXCEPT Europa by C32 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Respect The Fucking Monolith

  18. Good idea.. by guiscard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lets get them before they evolve and get us...

  19. Nonsense by Peter_Pork · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The amount of damage a single probe can make to an entire ecology is infinitesimal, it doesn't matter how radiactive it is. Come on, even a nuke will not destroy it! Biological contamination is a different matter, though...

  20. I call -5 on the story itself by MarkusQ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Man, I wish we could mod stories. This one deserives at least:

    • -1 Overrated,
    • -1 Troll,
    • -1 Redundant,

      and

    • -2 Flamebait
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  21. Can we moderate the submission itself by Gothmolly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As -1, Flamebait? Or how about -1, Begging the Question? Or -1, Troll even? Yeah thats a good one - michael, YHBT!
    How about instead, we have a decent discussion on the relative merits and costs of going to Europa and drilling in it to find Life.

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    1. Re:Can we moderate the submission itself by bob+dobalina · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Amen to that. The comments sections get moderated and meta-moderated, all in the name of intelligent discussion and democracy, yet only the slashdot elite get to publish their stories, however biased they may be.

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  22. Re:Too funny. by MalaclypseTheYounger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Along the same idea: Near my Dad's house they are currently doing a lot of logging, so a lot of protestors have been seen in the area, damaging equipment, sabotaging trucks, etc.

    So now there are signs up everywhere stating:

    "NO TRESPASSING!
    And if you are an environmental activist, try wiping your butt with plastic toilet paper!"

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  23. Reading comprehension problem by Keith+Russell · · Score: 5, Funny

    What part of "All these worlds are yours, execpt Europa. Attempt no landings there." don't they understand?

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  24. Paranoia Check... by malakai · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So let me get this straight.

    You're chaining yourself to a Tree because we're considering sending 5kg of 'radioactive' isotypes to a watery grave inside a frozen planet's 60 mile think liquid shell whose volume is greater than all the earths oceans combined.

    Hello bucket? This is water drop, make some room i'm coming in...

    christ do you people sit around all day _LOOKING_ for ways to complain and be outraged?

    1. Re:Paranoia Check... by Tailhook · · Score: 4, Funny

      christ do you people sit around all day _LOOKING_ for ways to complain and be outraged?

      Why, yes. Yes we do.

      Please avoid further mentions of Western religious figures.

      Thanks!

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    2. Re:Paranoia Check... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know, like John Wayne, Henry Fonda.

    3. Re:Paranoia Check... by Hao+Wu · · Score: 2, Funny
      christ do you people sit around all day _LOOKING_ for ways to complain and be outraged?

      They are called liberals.

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  25. Arthur C Clarke... by dj_paulgibbs · · Score: 2, Redundant

    "All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landings there."

  26. Editorial bias anyone? by 0ddity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    /. is really starting to suck with all the editorial bias on these stories. I read the article and it didn't mention anything about raioactive leaks destroying the world or anything like that.

    I was under the impression this was a discussion board for tech news.
    How about we just post stories and then have a discussion about the story instead of pushing some agenda. Or maybe that is too complicated.

  27. Europa is already highly radioactive! by onyxruby · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.nas.nasa.gov/Main/Features/2000/Fall/sp ace_pic1.html

    Europa is already highly radioactive. It's around 19 Mrads thanks to this thing we call Jupiter. Saying that a radioactive probe could potentialy destroy any life already there is akin to saying that my bottle of water could kill off life in the pacific. Its people like the poster of this story that the website about "dihydrogen monoxide" is meant to catch.

    1. Re:Europa is already highly radioactive! by the_mad_poster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      so the submiter statement could be true nonetheless ...

      Yea, and I could be a 391 pound snail. It's not freakin' likely.

      The damn thing could spread 100% of its radioactive material directly into the ocean itself and it wouldn't a be a big deal. Any life that happened to be in the localized area when it happened may not be so happy, but overall there's not going to be anything even remotely approaching a disaster. Barely a concern, in fact, unless out of that entire moon the probe just happened to explode in the only tiny, tiny spot that could support life. And the unbelievably bad odds of that are what now?

      The concern about "contamination" that people who aren't just submitting trolls to the Slashdot editors talk about comes from biological sources, not radioactive ones.

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  28. Reader's digest condensed version of the post by tjic · · Score: 5, Insightful
    After having contaminated Earth's Oceans, it seems that there are plans to send a probe drilling through Europa's ice sheet and explore the purported ocean below the crust. The plan seems to be to find Life there. But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out. What next? Drill Sedna for oil?"

    After we remove the irrelevant ("after having contaminated..."), the admission of insufficient research ("the plan seems to be"), the speculative and hysterical ("a leak in the radioactive heater wiping out all [ life ]"), and the lame attempt at humor ("drill Sedna"?), we're left with the following condensed version of the post:

    there are plans to send a probe drilling through Europa's ice

    to which I respond:

    "yes, that's old news".

  29. How Ironic by jetkust · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out

    The same time it would take for a drill in your head to find a brain.

  30. Why bother pretending this story post is news? by Daniel+Quinlan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "After having contaminated Earth's Oceans"

    "But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out. What next? Drill Sedna for oil?"

    I wish the Slashdot editors could maintain at least the pretense of objectivity in which stories they post. I'm sure someone else submitted the story without the loaded commentary. I mean, even the sexing-up BBC managed to write a decent article about this.

    If not that, perhaps it would be helpful for less frequent readers if editors disclosed their obvious biases: Green Party member, voting for ABB, never tires of SCO stories, Microsoft-hater, whatever.

    Another option would be sub-sites for News for [insert political bent]-leaning nerds, stuff that confirms your beliefs.

  31. Let's just stick to the facts. by GSpot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And leave your personal politics out of this... Mr. Danson. Let us remeber that we are a product of the Largest ecological disaster are planet has ever seen. The mass extinction brought on by the Earth being hit by a medium size comet/asteroid/metor. She survived, I am sure Europa will survive a few 100 Kg metallic device soft landing on her surface.

  32. Polluting other planets by DoorFrame · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I once dated someone who was fully against the exploration, or colonization, of Mars because she feared that we were given this planet and we've made a mess of it. She argued that we had no right to go to another planet that didn't belong to us and alter it in any substantial way. After a few somewhat lenghty discussions trying to pin down exactly what her issue was about, I discovered that the she felt that GOD had given us this planet and not Mars, hence we shouldn't mess up God's plans with Mars by stomping all over it with our oversized space boots.

    I didn't agree. I've got a feeling this argument, while maybe not coming from a religious perspective, has a lot of the same concepts built in. Guess what, we humans, as a race, own everything in the solar system. It is ours to do with as we see fit... other planets are being wasted until we make full use of them for humanity as a whole. Until and unless I'm shown proof of life on another planet, and it would probably have to be a somewhat substantially high order of life, I'm going to argue that it's our position to decide the destiny of every bit of metal, gas and rock that's floating in orbit around our sun.

    1. Re:Polluting other planets by El · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Guess what, we humans, as a race, own everything in the solar system. Plus any other planets we can get to and beat up the current inhabitants of!

      Guess what, humans don't own jack. We share a planet with millions of other species. That fact that we are able to influence the planet more than most other species gives us a responsibility to act as caretakers. The question of exploiting other celestial bodies is moot until it becomes economically feasible to do so anyhow.

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    2. Re:Polluting other planets by Mullen · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I once dated someone who was fully against the exploration, or colonization, of Mars because she feared that we were given this planet and we've made a mess of it. She argued that we had no right to go to another planet that didn't belong to us and alter it in any substantial way. After a few somewhat lenghty discussions trying to pin down exactly what her issue was about, I discovered that the she felt that GOD had given us this planet and not Mars, hence we shouldn't mess up God's plans with Mars by stomping all over it with our oversized space boots.

      Yes, but did you see her naked? That's all that matters.

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    3. Re:Polluting other planets by wolf- · · Score: 3, Funny

      And here I thought God's plan was for mankind to have dominion over creation. (Genesis 1:26,28)

      That and to have sex and multiply...

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    4. Re:Polluting other planets by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Guess what, we humans, as a race, own everything in the solar system. It is ours to do with as we see fit... other planets are being wasted until we make full use of them for humanity as a whole. Until and unless I'm shown proof of life on another planet, and it would probably have to be a somewhat substantially high order of life, I'm going to argue that it's our position to decide the destiny of every bit of metal, gas and rock that's floating in orbit around our sun.

      Guess what ... the concept of ownership is completely human. In reality, we can't lay claim to anything we can't hold on to.
      Perhaps I'm reading too far between the lines of your post, but I'd prefer to say that humanity has the potential to utilize other planets, in this system or another. Whether we ever fulfill that potential is another matter.

      Furthermore, your post implies (to me) a lack of concern for other environments. I'm not one to suggest that we should not visit or utilize these other worlds, but we need to take responsibility for our actions, and the ramifications they cause. Consider the research we may be denied the opportunity for, if we were to rampantly spread and 'contaminate' other environments. We've done it over and over again on this planet, usually before we knew any better. Lets try not to do it in the future, ok ?

      BTW = This is a practical concern, not some sort of fluffy feel-good 'lets not harm the martians' kind of thing.

    5. Re:Polluting other planets by ultramk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, but did you see her naked? That's all that matters.

      Only on /. would this comment get modded "+4, Insightful"

      m-

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    6. Re:Polluting other planets by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I discovered that the she felt that GOD had given us this planet and not Mars, hence we shouldn't mess up God's plans with Mars by stomping all over it with our oversized space boots.

      Eh, I've met athiests who oppose us colonizing space as well for the same reasons (minus the God part).

      It has nothing to do with theology.

      It has everything to do with this: --> People are, in general, fucking idiots.

      I hope this helps. :-)

      Was she at least good in bed?

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    7. Re:Polluting other planets by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Guess what, we humans, as a race, own everything in the solar system. It is ours to do with as we see fit... other planets are being wasted until we make full use of them for humanity as a whole."

      I think the Annunaki would have a problem with your logic. However, since they need to return all that gold they pilfered from Earth, I guess they cannot speak on such a subject with any moral authority.

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    8. Re:Polluting other planets by El · · Score: 2

      No, it is a moral/ethical belief, but it can also be argued from pure logic. We don't know what resources we may need in the future, biological or otherwise. Therefore, by not preserving diversity now, we may be threatening our own survival as a species in the future. Why do you think we're keeping the smallpox virus in cold storage, instead of completely destroying it? Because we don't know whether or not we may need it in the future! Same argument applies to the spotted owl or snail darter. Religion has nothing to do with it; in fact, the dominant religion here states that Man was put here to have dominion over the Earth and all the creatures in it.

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    9. Re:Polluting other planets by tedrlord · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't really understand your argument. Well, I understand that people often do stupid things, but I don't get why the solar system would care.

      It seems to be that the parent poster was saying (albeit in an inflammatory way) that since there is apparently no life in the solar system that can tell us otherwise, there's nothing stopping us from exploring and utilizing the resources of these planets. I mean, it's not like the rock itself will rise up against us and tell us off for disturbing it.

      The only logical reason I can see for us to avoid fumbling around the solar system and messing with things is to preserve it for future (and perhaps smarter) humans. But that would mean that we would eventually go out into the solar system anyway, which would require more technology, likely gained by our current attempts at space travel.

      Anyway, what it gets down to is that we have to do stupid things for a while to get smart. We wouldn't have environmentalism if we hadn't wasted our resources, we wouldn't have atheism if nobody saw faults with religion, and we won't be able to appreciate the wonder of space if we don't muck it up a bit first.

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  33. Oil on Sedna? by Homology · · Score: 4, Funny
    What's next? Drill Sedna for oil?

    Oil on Sedna? On a dirty, utterly cold rock on the very edge of the Solar system? On a rock that even NASA hesitate to call a planet? Let me guess, you are the product of the US high school system with intellectual skills honed to perfection by watching Fox News?

  34. Note to slashdot editors... by MarkGriz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Before allowing troll articles, please modify slashcode so we can mod them accordingly.

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  35. NO! Don't do it! by Lothsahn · · Score: 5, Funny

    You could poison Europa's environment and possibly destroy any life down there!

    ...With DihydrogenMonoxide!

    Think of all the DihydrogenMonoxide that would be released as a result of all this melting! It could be catastrophic!

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  36. Yet another example... by travdaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is yet another example of why NASA should make more use of Ask Slashdot. We could have helped create a better rover AND saved Europa!

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  37. Wiping out life on Europa by zoneball · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out.

    That would be close to never. Europa isn't exactly like a small city like Nagasaki for instance. Even when we intentionally unleashed 2 radioactive devices at Nagasaki and Hiroshima, we failed to wipe out all life on the local chain of Japanese islands.

    Even around Chernobyl 18 years later life seems to be going on as usual.

    The reactors for spacecraft just aren't large enough to cause any large scale catastrophic wipe-outs.

  38. Previous attempt to avoid contamination by Cheeko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I thought one of the arguments for crashing the Gallileo probe into Jupiter, was that they didn't want to leave it in orbit and risk having it crash into Europa, where there may be life. Deciding to drill a probe into Europa would seem to be just as risky with regard to contamination.

    Forget about radation for a minute, and just think about the microbes that may still be on the probe from earth? Any chance these to be introduced onto Europa? Perhaps if there wasn't life before, we would introduce it.

    In either case I find it odd that previous missions would go to extreme measure to avoid contaminating Europa and this mission plans to flat out do it on purpose.

    1. Re:Previous attempt to avoid contamination by susano_otter · · Score: 4, Informative

      Look: The Galileo probe had contamination problems because it was designed for a space-only mission, and therefore was not subjected to a rigorous decontamination process before launch.

      Therefore, when the possibility arose that it might crash on Europa, the decision was made to burn the probe rather than risk contamination.

      Since this probe is intended to actually land on Europa, it will be subjected to the rigorous decontaminiation process that is already in place and applied as part of the standard prep checklst for planetary missions (such as the Mars rovers, for example).

      Summary:
      Galileo--space mission, not decontaminated, not allowed to land on Europa.
      Europa Probe--planetary mission, decontaminated, intended to land on Europa.
      You--not smarter than NASA.

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  39. Re:Killing life... by br0ck · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not that seriously. The first Apollo mission found the moon to be sterile, but later Apollo missions found strep bacteria from previous missions.

    Bacterial contamination is a real danger to life and to accurate science on Europa and lake Vostok. It is extremely difficult to keep a robotic probe from carrying contamination since modern electronics can't take the extreme heat needed to kill resilient strains (which since they're so resilient would make them even more harmful). Scientists have been putting more effort into trying to figure out how to explore Europa without contamination, but are having a tough time coming up with a solution.

  40. But the point is...? by Pi_0's+don't+shower · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a graduate student in astrophysics (not planetary geology, which this would fall under), I think this is an overall good idea. (Agreed, the poster sounds a tad biased.)

    There are a few points which I would like clarified by someone who is perhaps knowledgeable. For one, landing a spacecraft on Europa, where we have little knowledge of its atmospheric conditions, will be a formidable challenge. (We've lost many Mars-intended missions due to that.) How can we plan for that?

    Secondly, I don't think it's known how deep the ice goes? Is there a plan for if the ice is a foot thick? How about 10 feet? How about 1000?

    Next, can we still transmit a signal back if we have to take a probe that far underwater?

    Notwithstanding a Europan shark eating the probe, I think there are some serious scientific reasons to be concerned about the search for life on one of the solar system's most likely candidates -- and we should ask ourselves if we're taking the best approach for a multi-hundred-million dollar mission?

    1. Re:But the point is...? by AEton · · Score: 2, Funny

      landing a spacecraft on Europa, where we have little knowledge of its atmospheric conditions, will be a formidable challenge.

      Like killer aliens terraforming the universe? I swear those eggheads can't read:

      ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE
      USE THEM TOGETHER
      USE THEM IN PEACE
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    2. Re:But the point is...? by TWX · · Score: 3, Informative

      A friend of mine is a planetary geologist, working at ASU's Space Photography Labratory and for various NASA projects. He is in favour of a mission to Europa, but taking precautions to ensure that we don't contaminate Europa with Terran life, and that we don't cause a significant impact on any life that we find there. If I remember correctly, he said that those conceiving a mission to Europa were considering a system that would heat the probe up to a high enough temperature to sterilize it.

      When he presented some of his stuff that I got to see, he said that the ice covering Europa was thick. VERY thick. Probably on the 1000 feet or greater kind of thick, though I admit that I cannot remember exactly.

      I think that communcations was going to be a relaying deal, with something on the surface of Europa relaying back to Earth, so the ROV wouldn't have to try to transmit on its own.

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    3. Re:But the point is...? by orac2 · · Score: 5, Informative

      we have little knowledge of its atmospheric conditions

      Actually, we have very good knowledge of Europa's atmospheric conditions, i.e. it doesn't have one (well, no more so than our own moon). On a side note, the vast majority of failed Mars missions were lost not because of the difficulties of navigating the atmosphere but because of things like a rocket motor blowing up, or an incorrect course adjustment, these problems occuring well before any martian atmosphere was encountered.

      Estimates for the thickness of the ice on Europa vary, but think kilometers, not meters, except for a few areas, like the so-called Conemara cliffs region, were it could be much thiner, possibly due to a local hot spot.

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    4. Re:But the point is...? by DerekLyons · · Score: 4, Insightful
      one, landing a spacecraft on Europa, where we have little knowledge of its atmospheric conditions, will be a formidable challenge. (We've lost many Mars-intended missions due to that.)
      'Many' is a very odd spelling of 'possibly one'.
    5. Re:But the point is...? by Flamingcheeze · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's possible that signs of life may be found embeded in the ice near the surface. Perhaps we wouldn't have to drill far...

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    6. Re:But the point is...? by DoctorStarks · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Next, can we still transmit a signal back if we have to take a probe that far underwater?
      This caught my attention in the article, because they say they want to stay under the ice and use the "type of powerful transmitter used by submarines".

      This doesn't make a lot of sense to me, because submarines typically only transmit at high frequencies via satellite. These frequencies won't go through water, let alone kilometers of ice.

      Now, if they mean very-low-frequency (VLF) transmissions, which are used to talk to submarines (but not back the other way) while they are underwater, then there is another problem. Europa is immersed in Jupiter's powerful magnetic field, and those VLF frequencies will not be able to escape that field to make it back to Earth.

      So I wonder just how well-thought-out this proposed mission really is.

    7. Re:But the point is...? by javiercero · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually the investigation on the crash of the Beagle II was pointing towards a difference in the expected density of the Martian atmosphere casuing the landing mechanism to fail (i.e. it came in too fast). A lot of the probes have to "brake" by skidding through the upper layers of the atmosphere, which can be rather risky but necessary sometimes for the corret orbital positioning.

      Martian atmospheric conditions are rather important for landing probes.

      And to the previous poster, well it turns out that Europa has an atmosphere. Galileo returned data on the ionosphere and atmospheric conditions on Europa, that is why further study is needed on such atmosphere as the original poster in this thread sugested.

    8. Re:But the point is...? by SEWilco · · Score: 3, Informative
      The ice doesn't shield the water from radioactives in the rock core. One of the reasons there is thought to be water down there is because Europa's density indicates the core should be at least similar in density to a rocky asteroid/meteor.

      A carbonaceous chondrite would have enough fissionables to provide heat to the bottom of the ice. If the core has more nickel-iron, there would be even more fissionables...and they'd be closer together because the core would be smaller.

      And there's enough heat from someplace that impact craters on the surface are being wiped out. What looks like cracks in the ice suggests that there might be water upwelling to the surface -- which also suggests the surface is sometimes rather warm, or there is a significant amount of heat down below for some reason.

      If that heat isn't tidal, some combination of radiation from above and below is heating it up. Or find an interesting planetary-scale chemical reaction.

    9. Re:But the point is...? by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Funny
      (We've lost many Mars-intended missions due to that.)

      'Many' is a very odd spelling of 'possibly one'.

      He must have been including his own fleet of probes.

    10. Re:But the point is...? by lommer · · Score: 2, Informative

      One of the mission profiles I read a while ago had the submersible tethered to the lander. I.E. the lander would land, the submersible would detach, melt through the ice, and swim around returning telemetry to the lander through the tether and then the lander would transmit the data back to earth via the DSN.

    11. Re:But the point is...? by timbit · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, Europa does have an atmosphere, at least according to the JPL. This site also has some good quick facts about Europa.

  41. Wonder no more, it will not wipe out life. by Performer+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is really frustrating to hear this kind of ignorant nonsense masquerading as legitimate concern. The natural sources for radioactivity on Europa vastly outweigh anything man could introduce with this probe plan. The last thing we need is junk science wielded by knee jerk eco-fanatics over other Solar System bodies without justification. Stick to torching SUVs pretending you're having a positive effect instead of a negative one & leave the brain trust to get on with the difficult process of rational thought and exploring the Solar Sysetem.

  42. It was self defense by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 4, Funny
    But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out."

    Hey, I've got intelligence that shows that those microbes could evolve into sentient tool using creatures then develop and deploy weapons of mass destruction in a mere million years. If we wait to know for certain the first warning may be a mushroom cloud on Earth. Can we take that risk? We have to strike first!

  43. MESSAGE BEGINS by Daniel+Quinlan · · Score: 3, Funny

    All These Worlds Are Yours Except Europa. Attempt No Landing There. Use Them Together. Use Them in Peace.

  44. Radiation is WHAT?! by clustermonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Help! Help! I'm covered in rediation! Get it off!.....

    ...What? What do you mean sunlight is radiation?


    They'll always fear what they can't understand.

  45. Typical anti-science by Guspaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The news post is such a typical anti-science message that it'd be funny if it weren't so depressing that people can be so stupid. The message obviously shows somebody who is against things they don't understand. They're probably the kind of person who opposes GM food not because it is unsafe, but because it has the word "genetic" in it.

  46. Preventing contamination by crashing Galileo by illumnat · · Score: 2, Funny
    One of the reasons given for crashing Galileo into Jupiter was to prevent contamination of Europa...

    From CNN:

    http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/space/09/21/galileo.c rash/
    To prevent the chance, however small, of any surviving terrestrial germs on Galileo from contaminating Europa or its sibling satellites, NASA decided to crash the craft.
    Now the Germans want to send a radioactive probe to Europa? That won't contaminate anything will it... What happens when the probe eventually fails. What happens when the probe gets torn apart by the ice it is burrowing through?

    Yup... We're going to be battling radioactive superbugs from Europa!
    1. Re:Preventing contamination by crashing Galileo by Frennzy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory? Oh..wait...that's not what I meant.

      Are you suggesting that NASA plans on intentionally creating radioactive superbugs with 16 claws and 8 eyes, that can code in C++ and will work for small additional amounts of radiation?

      Great. Just great. Now I'll never be able to retire.

  47. The real reason for the search for life on Europa by gradualstudent · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since NAFTA has been such a smashing success, the government is looking for new places to send American jobs. A moon of Jupiter seems like a good place to start: not too far from home, no organized labor, no pesky Judeo-Christian holidays to hamper production. Outsourcing at its finest!

  48. Re:It goes deeper than that by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It was someone.

    Ah, the sorry state of education in this country. I'm gonna start sounding like one of those bitter old men always talking about how the world's going to hell in a handbasket. Oh. Wait. I *am* a bitter old man, always talking about how the world's going to hell in a handbasket.

    For your edification, Werner Heisenberg stated that "the more precisely the position is determined, the less precisely the momentum is known in this instant, and vice versa" (when observing particles). This, the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, is an English translation of a German rephrasing of an equasion, originating in Quantum physics.

    In any case, it is often applied more generally to observation having an effect on the thing being observed, but is not a general rule outside of the Quantum realm. For example, I don't materially alter a building by taking its picture. There are passive sensors that, macroscopically, at least, have no significant effect.

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  49. Radiation is not our worry! by kakos · · Score: 2, Funny

    As many have pointed out, I don't think we have to worry about radiation since Europa is in Jupiter's radiation belts.

    However, what we do have to worry about is the primitive fish-like people of Europa worshipping our probe like a god! Think of the cultural havok we could wreck on their primitive society!

  50. Re:Now how do they expect to land a probe on ACID? by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 4, Funny

    And here I was thinking about how hard it would be to land a probe on ACID. I mean, you have to consider music selection, who's with you, how paranoid you should be, whether the bats with the glowing red eyes are real enough to worry about without looking like your insane by ducking randomly... I personally react badly with acid, so I'd have to say it would be pretty tough.

  51. Re:Killing life... by Ubernurd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While it's true that some bacteria would be transported to Europa, how much? If Europa is cold enough to freeze water, then it's cold enough to keep bacteria GROWTH to a standstill, right? The bacteria would just lay dormant, wouldn't it?

    Perhaps there's some biology nerds out there who can offer us some insight.

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  52. Um, organism migration is normal behavior by tobycat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If one steps back and looks at interplanetary exploration a bit more generically, it is actually quite similar to early man hopping from continent to continent populating (or should we say "infecting") each land mass along the way with humanity.

    Migration is something organisms do. Plain and simple.

    Truthfully, I'd be more concerned about ET organisms messing up our environment more than the other way around.

  53. Oh, grow up! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sorry if this sounds 'anti-science' but I don't trust GM food,

    And that is "anti-science". Exactly. It is anti-thought, anti-rationality and just plain stupid. Your opinion is clearly the result of thick, foggy ideology.

    The Big Evil Corporations also make the tools to help your body beat cancer, fight infections, help the crippled become mobile once again, and so on. Should we not trust those as well. Big Evil Corporation made it possible to post your message to the world. Will you be leaving the Internet?

    I see no reason for it given that organic food tastes just great and has worked fine for thousands of years

    All you've done here is demonstrate your total and complete ignorance on the topic. Maybe you should educate yourself on the issue with something other than political manifestos. And next time you hop and skip down to the local grocery store, realize that a lot of the world can't do that, and would love to have some crops engineered to gorw in their own backyards and resist the local threats.

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    1. Re:Oh, grow up! by demachina · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The Big Evil Corporations also make the tools to help your body beat cancer"

      Those same Big Evil Corporations also brought us a plethora of things which cause the cancers and illnesses they are also developing the drugs to treat at a profit, i.e. asbestos, cigarettes, PCB's, Dioxin's, dumping Chromium 6 in the ground water, etc. What is somewhat worse is that, even after they figured out these materials were dangerous they often strove to conceal this fact to insure continued profitibility and to avoid liability.

      I guess my point being is both posters are taking an extreme position that is somewhat wrong. Blind trust of corporations to do the right thing is fundementally naive. They are fundementally driven by greed and the desire to make money. They will often do wonderful things in pursuit of that goal but they will just as often things that are horrible.

      When it comes to geneticly modified food if its done very carefully it can yield wonderful results, food that is drought or pest resistance, food that will grow in famine ravaged areas where traditional crops are not. In some respects it is not very different from selective breeding, its just a much more powerful tool and with that power comes a much higher risk.

      The key problem is mankind simple lacks the knowledge to fully understand or appreciate the potential unintended consequences of tampering with DNA. The scientist involved do have the knowledge to accomplish the task they set out to accomplish. They can change a DNA dequence to alter a protein to make the protein do what they want. But they dont have and may never have the knowledge to do this safely becaus e they wont understand the unintended and unexpected consequences this new protein will have when it encounters the immensely complex human body.

      The biggest and most dangerous risk you hear about GM food is that it will trigger unexpected allergic reactions, often times very dangerous reactions, in some people who are not allergic to the un GM'ed food. Unfortunately there is a great deal of genetic diversity in humans and animals. When you introduce a food with new and different proteins in it you run a risk some percentage of the human population wont be able to eat it just like some people can't eat natures own peanuts.

      It is also a source of deep concern about GM foods that they were supposed to be completely isolated from their un GM counterparts and it appears that those walls are collapsing for things like corn and soybeans. Once you start widely distributing wonder crops its an unfortunate fact of life farmers will get their hands on the new wonder seed and rapidly disregard the rules for raising GM crops. They are also striving to avoid paying the royalties to companies like Monsanto so strive to avoid advertising the fact they are using bootleg seed.

      Bottomline is I wouldn't completely shun GM food since it may become essential to feeding an increasingly crowded planet, but I sure as HELL wouldn't blindly trust the corporations developing it to not make mistakes that could be potentially catastrophic. It is a deep concern that the companies engaged in this research are under great pressure to turn a profit with the fruits of their labor so they are very likely to cut corners that shouldn't be cut.

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  54. Did you post this to the wrong site? by warpSpeed · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Did you mean to submit this to http://www.kuro5hin.org/ ?

    Please whine over there about ecological disasters, and how bad we are as a species, etc...

  55. hydrostatic pressure by simonharvey · · Score: 2, Insightful
    is anybody wonderin what would happen if a probe was to bore kilometers below the ice and then crack through into a highr pressure ocean (ie 0Pa on one side and mega Pa on the other side)?

    what is stopping all of that water firing the probe out of its hole at some massive velocity (anybody for a game of golf)...

    1. Re:hydrostatic pressure by Carl+T · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about the kilometers of water on top of the probe? Or ice, rather, since it would've frozen up again long before.

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  56. Radioactive contamination is not the issue.. by jeff+munkyfaces · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the real risk is that microbes could theoretically be transported to europa and corrupt the data they study..

  57. Better be careful by JediTrainer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear that Europa is full of dihydrogen monoxide

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  58. Re:Too funny. by abigor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Those signs are fucking idiotic.

    Newsflash to morons: you don't need trees to make paper. Lots and lots of cheap, easy-to-grow plants are loaded with cellulose.

    And yes, I grew up in a logging town, in a logging family, and I'm quite familiar with the logging industry. Chopping down trees to make toilet paper and diaper fill is utterly, utterly tragic.

  59. Oh That's Right, Oil Percolates From Mantle! by cmholm · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Yes, and it's a theory that gravity sucks. For those of you just tuning in, there are two theories of petroleum and LP generation: Biogenic and Abiogenic.

    Biogenic assumes that living things die, are deeply buried in the crust, rot, and in so doing create various hydrocarbons. Abiogenic assumes that primordial material from the creation of the planet are cooked and rise into the crust. This theory posits that biological microfossils found in petroleum are leeched from the crust by the flow, rather than being one of the byproducts of biogenic rot.

    Kooks like J. F. Kenney grasp at old research by a few Soviet geologist to claim that abiogenic reserves are being constantly replenished more quickly than even our current rate of extraction(1).

    The vast majority of geologists would say that while research confirms that abiogenic formation of gaseous alkanes can take place in the Earth's crust, a comparison with the isotopic signatures of economically important gas reservoirs around the world suggests that abiogenic production is not a globally significant source of hydrocarbons (2).

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  60. Read what you write... by Gorimek · · Score: 3, Funny

    water (and so ice) can stop radiation quite effectively

    Yeah, but that also means that a world like Europa that may be made up almost entirely of water, and has much more water than all the oceans of Earth put together, has to be extremely immune to radioactive damage.

    I don't know why envrionmentalists aren't happer that NASA is removing radioactive material from this planet. I mean, a lot of people complain about it, but only NASA is actually doing something about it.

  61. heating devices by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The remark about the radiation reminded me of the recent story about the Lunokhod vehicles (the Russian moon rovers). I found the use of Polonium-210 for heating the rovers very interesting.
    Some intersting stuff about Polonium-210 on Wikipedia:
    "half a gram quickly reaching a temperature above 750 K" (476.85C)
    "This isotope is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.39 days."
    "...nearly all alpha radiation can be easily stopped by ordinary containers and upon hitting its surface releases its energy..."

    BTW Did anyone else see the picture of Susi the "melting probe"? lmao I wonder where they got the idea for the design of that! Does it vibrate too?

  62. Microbes by ReciprocityProject · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As always, the real risk is that we'll contaminate Europe with microbes.

    One of the points I make, when people bring up the topic of alien organisms contaminating Earth, is that Earth really has pretty advanced microbes. Microbes on Earth have had 4.5 billion years to practice infesting each other and the various high-level organisms. Likewise, our immune systems have had slightly less time to practice fighting off such microbes. All this evolution makes them pretty advanced.

    Granted, Europa has had the same time to work as we have, but it hasn't had as large a playground, and most likely none of the organisms there have gone up against a mammalian immune system anytime during their evolutionary development. Nor have they gotten the chance to try to survive in as many different environments.

    How is this on topic? Any organisms we send over there will wipe the floor with any Europan microbes they find. This may be a giant leap for Earthling microbes, but it's probably bad for science.

    Same thing goes for Mars and elsewhere.

    1. Re:Microbes by Alsee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All this evolution makes them pretty advanced.

      If there is life on Europa anywhere near as old as Earth life (or possibly even older), then it will probably be 'pretty advanced' in its own way.

      it hasn't had as large a playground

      Actually it would have have a much LARGER playground. Europa's oceans are an order of magnitude larger than the Earth's oceans. The 3-dimentional playground of the entire insides of Europa is a vastly larger habitat for life in than the vanishingly thin layer (pretty much 2-dimentional) on the skin of the Earth. On that basis it would be more reasonable to expect Europan life to probably wipe out all life on Earth.

      most likely none of the organisms there have gone up against a mammalian immune system

      Of course they haven't gone against a mammalian immune system any more than they've gone against a reptilian or marsupial immune system.

      On the other hand:
      (A) Assuming there is life there, we have absolutely no idea what sort of immune systems they have had to contend with.
      and (B) If they haven't had to contend with any immune systems then they never had to WASTE EFFORT on silly kludges to deal with them. Any energy and mechanisms expended on something that doesn't exist there will be a drain on efficency and success.

      Nor have they gotten the chance to try to survive in as many different environments.

      Ha. On Earth life lives on the puny skin of the Earth. On Europa it could live on the skin of the moon and in within the icy crust and on the underside of that ice layer facing the ocean and in the castly different depths of the ocean probably a thousand kilometers deep and on the surface of the rocky core facing the ocean.

      rganisms we send over there will wipe the floor with any Europan microbes

      Human/Earth superiority, pure bigotry (chuckle).

      Believing that is no more valid than believing the universe revolves around the Earth or beleiving that humans are (biologically) different or superior to any other animal on Earth.

      All that said, yes, any probe should be sterilized before being sent. (A) We don't want to (at least not yet) contaminate Europa with Earth like if it is currently sterile. (B) We don't want to risk contaminating/disrupting the Europan ecology if an Earth-microbes somehow manages survive in some niche at the fringe of that biosphere, and (C) because there is a remote but catastrophic risk that Earth-microbes manages to overwhlem and displace Europan life.

      And while such precautions are wise, they are mostly likely moot anyway. It is known that impactors can blast material from one body in teh solarsystem into space and that that material can and does land on other bodies in the solar system. We have found meteorites from Mars, and there is no doubt that meteorites from Earth have landed on Mars and probably ever other body in the solar system. Earth life has already "contaminated" every body in the solar system. It's quite possible that all life on Earth is actually "contamination", that our life originated Europa (or Mars).

      But until we are sure, we need to sterilize any probes.

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  63. Reminds me of a joke by MacDork · · Score: 4, Funny

    When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was immediately attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.

    "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.

    Jane explained to him what sex was.

    Tarzan said, "Oh... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

    Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and laid down on the ground. Here" she said, "you must put it in here!"

    Tarzan removed his loincloth...stepped closer with his huge manhood and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch.

    Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What in the Hell did you do that for?!"

    "Tarzan check for bees."

  64. Well... by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...anything that survives being blasted into space, travel half the solar system, survive reentry and the drilling down to water, revive itself and take over the place, all of which without any intentional assistance to keep it alive on its journey, deserves it.

    Kjella

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  65. Re:Killing life... by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unless you freeze them in liquid nitrogen, you won't keep bacterial growth to a standstill. The little suckers keep on growing, albeit verrrry slowly. So contamination is a problem, on a long timescale. Additionally, as soon as these bacteria get transported to spots supporting life, say, geothermal vents, they could very much start growing again, posing a serious threat to endogenous ecosystems. All this may not be very probable, but nevertheless a considerable risk when dealing with the possibility of a pristine unknown ecosphere.

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  66. Got Anything Better To Do? by Vagary · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Doing stuff in space is a high-return investment in technology. Unfortunately, you can't just tell people "do stuff in space", or they won't do anything interesting. So the managers come up with arbitrary goals, like getting to the Moon, or looking for life. That way the scienticians have real goals to work towards, they build technology, and we all win!

    NASA's managers seem to have decided that their arbitrary goals will mostly have to do with putting people in random places. The ESA has decided to look for life in random places. Both will yield different technological paybacks and it's pretty hard to make a value judgement between the two, don't you think?

  67. Question for the Poster. by rpj1288 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did you remember to put on your tinfoil hat before you posted that? Remember, they're always watching!

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  68. Meanwhile, back on topic... by serutan · · Score: 2

    Forgetting for a moment about trashing the poster's mentality or politics, and focusing instead on the actual STORY...

    The idea of an ice-melting probe seems pretty interesting to me. I wonder how it would communicate with an orbiting mother ship or with a lander on the surface. Is it possible to use radio or something else through thousands of feet of ice? The article mentions the possibility of a spherical probe turning around and melting its way back up. It probably wouldn't have to be spherical -- they could turn it upside down by shifted ballast -- but anyway, does that imply that the probe would be incommunicado until it could return to the surface?

  69. Re:Van Allen belts? by quetzalc0atl · · Score: 2, Informative

    actually the effect of the Van Allen belt was one of the greatest concerns for the Apollo mission planners.

    They were able to get around it by a) going through a part of the Van Allen belt that has less radiation - some parts WOULD turn you into fried chicken (protons with energy on the order of 50 - 150 MeV - bad) and b) they passed through it quickly (i believe it was 4 hours), and scheduled the launch specifically around that window.

    even so, they received rads far beyond what most of us will ever encounter (yet not enough deemed "immediately life threatening"). probably something like what someone would get living on a nuke sub for the duration of their service.

    in short, the specific amount of radiation they received is categorized as being not immediately threateneing, but likely to cause cancer later.

  70. The Monolith by vivin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man, the monolith is not going to like this.

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  71. Re:Killing life... by MrBlackBand · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "The issue with Apollo was the fact pesky little organic creatures called *MAN* were brought around who had bacteria in them."

    BZZZT! Wrong! Thanks for playing. If you had read the Guardian article you would have found out that:

    "In November 1969, Apollo 12 landed just 170 yards from Surveyor 3, a robotic craft that had achieved the first soft lunar landing by an American probe two-and-a-half years before."

    Parts of the craft were recovered in sterile conditions and were studied back on Earth. Scientists found "between 50 and 100 living micro-organisms were extracted from the polyurethane foam insulation that covered its interior circuit boards... The astronauts ferried back the contents of a sneeze by a worker assembling Surveyor 3."

    These were organisms that had been brought to the moon by the Surveyor 3 probe, not the astronauts. Not only that but they survived for years on the surface of the moon. So no, it is not easy to keep a robotic probe from having bacteria.

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  72. It unreel's the tether behind it. by AzrealAO · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As it melts its way through the ice, it's unreeling from its tether (rather than dragging a tether which is unreeling from the lander)

    Think of a wire-guided missile or torpedo, the spool of control wire is on the projectile, not the launching station.