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Chainsaw-wielding Robotic Submarine

merryprankster writes "New Scientist is running a story about Sawfish, a chainsaw-wielding robotic submarine used as an underwater lumberjack. There are some 200 million trees thought to be standing on the floor of hydropower reservoirs worldwide. Sawfish attaches airbags to, and cuts around 9 trees an hour - the trees then float to the surface for collection. Cue the jokes about robotic high heels, suspenders and a bra."

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  1. Old growth lumber by BWJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, besides the cool tech issues, and clearing waterways of obstructions, the big deal here is that almost all of the old growth forests are gone. It is nigh impossible to find lumber that has grown slow and does not have knots in it anymore. In fact, Aladdin homes used to advertise back in the 20's and 30's that they would pay you a dollar for every knot you were able to find in the lumber they used to construct your home, but now....

    At any rate, this old growth wood that is at the bottom of lakes and rivers has become quite prized for high end furniture, musical instruments and other applications where modern lumber does not cut it (*Snicker*), so developing robotics like this should have quite the payoff.

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    1. Re:Old growth lumber by twigles · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey if it's old growth at least any project to cut it down will have Bush's support!

    2. Re:Old growth lumber by Stiletto · · Score: 5, Funny


      Well of course the Bushes support cutting down tall trees. They crowd out all the sunlight...

      [duck]

    3. Re:Old growth lumber by bkhl · · Score: 5, Funny

      Also, they are a must-have for any Bond villain.

    4. Re:Old growth lumber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      Oddly enough, the article provides the answer to your question:


      Trees left standing in flooded forests die, but they do not rot because the water keeps out oxygen. Worldwide, some 200 million trees are thought to be standing on the floor of hydropower reservoirs.

      "Provided its been in cold, close to anaerobic conditions, wood from submerged trees actually can be in very good condition indeed," says Rorke Bryan, dean of the faculty of forestry at the University of Toronto.

    5. Re:Old growth lumber by Suppafly · · Score: 2, Funny

      Old growth lumber, at the bottom of a lake, is going to rot, and is subject to parasites - ask the Japanese this. They tried to store logs underwater and found them infested with bugs when they brought them up.

      What are the upside to storing wood underwater? I can't think of any good reason to store wood underwater.

    6. Re:Old growth lumber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sorry about the AC, but I'd rather not wait to get to my own system:

      You obviously don't have the foggiest idea what you are talking about.

      Old growth forrests around here are HUNDREDS of years old. Kind of hard to get that way due to 100 years of firefighting.

      Also, this wood is in great shape if it is under enough water. You go deep enough, and it's pretty lifeless. I have a picture frame I made out of summerged old growth. It's some of the nicese stuff around.

    7. Re:Old growth lumber by crackshoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How bout how much on-land space you have? japan is pretty f'ing tiny.

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    8. Re:Old growth lumber by Rudolfo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Old growth lumber is a decadent, unnatural forest, that is caused by man supressing forest fires for the last 100 years, which is nature's only way of renewing a forest, believe-it-or-not. Cones won't open, releasing seeds, unless under extreme heat.

      Uh ... most old growth forests by definition are over a hundred and fifty years old, existing way before fire suppression. With your logic you can't explain the existence of all those 400 year old trees unless you have Native American firefighters.

      Some trees do require fire for their cones to release their seeds, but there are many that don't. In fact, most trees in the Pacific Northwest don't (at least on the west side of the Cascades) - forest fires are extremely uncommon due to the wet climate.

      Seattle was covered with old growth forest when the settlers arrived in the 1850s. That certainly was the natural state of the forests. There are only a few old growth trees left within the city.

    9. Re:Old growth lumber by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 5, Informative


      Right, because after all, the U.S. Agriculture Department says America has 749 million acres of forestland. In 1920, we had 735 million acres of forest.

      Only 7% of current U.S. forestland has been planted by man, so I suppose that only leaves 687 million acres of old growth forest. Yep, sure sounds like it's almost all gone.

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    10. Re:Old growth lumber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A great example of why we need a "-1, WRONG" moderation choice.

      If you read the article you will see that wood submerged in cold, anaerobic conditions does not rot. Even in relatively warm, aerobic conditions storage is possible - read about the medieval method of cutting and preparing timber for an English Yew longbow, to see just one example.

      As others have said, you do not understand "old growth" at all.

      Forest renewal in the absence of fire, is, depending on species, quite normal.

      What Japanese? Who tried to store logs underwater? What bugs? Could those bugs live in anaerobic conditions? (you'll need to look up that big word!)

      You are an ignoramus.

    11. Re:Old growth lumber by craXORjack · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wood can stay preserved for thousands of years underwater. Take a look at this page which talks about the anaerobic deep water wrecks found in the black sea which was a large freshwater lake until a few thousand years ago. The flooding of that region is suspected to be the genesis of the biblical flood story (and of the Gilgamesh legend before it was co-opted by the Israelites) In particular look at the "mesolithic settlement" link where the same man that found the Titanic discovered a 7000 year old house which predates the epic flood and is very well preserved.

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    12. Re:Old growth lumber by spickus · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Can't argue with facts"

      Nope, sure can't

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    13. Re:Old growth lumber by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fire insurance premiums decrease?

    14. Re:Old growth lumber by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd be willing to bet the Japanese don't have many very deep, very cold lakes that the wood was at the bottom of. The cold, fresh water is what preserves the wood.

    15. Re:Old growth lumber by mr_infiniti · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is not just "my logic", forestry is a science. Are you saying fire is not Mother Nature's main mechanism for renewing a forest? Are you saying 100 years of playing God with forest fire has not screwed up any ecosystems anywhere? Please elaborate. The US, in the past - maybe even still, had "Let Burn" policies (ie. Yellowstone) recognizing that fire suppression does indeed create unnatural forests.

      Some trees do require fire for their cones to release their seeds, but there are many that don't.

      Many that don't?? Many?? Such as?

      To be fair, he's right to a limited extent. A cone soaked in a puddle or pond for extended periods will eventually sprout. A cone crushed by some force will also release it's seed. You can probably come up with other methods even. But Mother Nature designed forests for fire to be the main source of mass renewal.

      Uh ... most old growth forests by definition are over a hundred and fifty years old

      Most conifers don't even mature till about 100 years old, on average, and for most deciduous, it's more like 120-140 years, but it all depends on the species and their site conditions. Poplar, Aspen, etc. are considered hardwoods and yet can be mature after only 70-80 years. After reaching maturity, just like any other organism, you included, they begin to decay and it's all downhill after that.

      With your logic you can't explain the existence of all those 400 year old trees unless you have Native American firefighters.

      Again, its not just "my logic". Forestry is a science that's hundreds of years old. In North America, outside the unique ecosystem of the Pacific Northwest/Cascadia, where do trees live to 400 years? There's an area in the Niagara Escarpment where the acidic soils have created stunted, dwarf trees (eastern cedar, I believe)that can be 1000 years old, but this is certainly the exception and not the rule. Because they are not esthetically pleasing to the eye, no one except scientists really care.

      In fact, most trees in the Pacific Northwest don't (at least on the west side of the Cascades) - forest fires are extremely uncommon due to the wet climate.

      Look at a map of North America. Look how puny the "west side of Cascadia" is compared with North America. Your rebuttal is based on your knowledge of a small, unique ecosystem.

      forest fires are extremely uncommon due to the wet climate.

      Yeah, except I do live "on the west side of Cascadia" you speak of. I admit, it rains from November to March, but we couldn't light campfires all last summer as we could have caused a *gasp* forest fire, the bush was so dry. Thousands of people were evacuated from their homes "in Cascadia" last year, due to forest fires. Or don't you remember this? Care to wager it'll be the same again this summer?

    16. Re:Old growth lumber by desplesda · · Score: 2, Funny

      But what about the native life in these underwater forests! Save the sea monkeys!

    17. Re:Old growth lumber by Derg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would think it would have something to do with the fact that fish have specially evolved organs... theres a big word there.. Gills... oooh... trees, the last time I checked, dont have these, and as such, cannot absorb the oxygen in the water in the same way the fish do. The fish actively pursue the oxygen, the trees just ... dont

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    18. Re:Old growth lumber by Iamnoone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I believe it is theoried that some of the secrets used to make fine violins or other instruments, involved some kinds of aging under/in/around water esp. saltwater. But I believe the secrets are lost and attempts to build instruments with the same acoustic characteristics have failed.

    19. Re:Old growth lumber by dnahelix · · Score: 2, Informative

      From The First Link:
      Bur oaks bear seed up to an age of 400 years, older than reported for any other American oak. The minimum seed-bearing age is about 35 years, and the optimum is 75 to 150 years

      "Bur oak is said to have reached a height of 52 m (170 ft) and a d.b.h. of 213 cm (84 in) in the lower Ohio Valley. On the better sites, mature trees generally grow 24 to 30 in (80 to 100 ft) tall, 91 to 122 cm (36 to 48 in) in d.b.h., and live 200 to 300 years. Characteristically, they have a massive, clear trunk and a broad, open crown of stout branches."


      from The Second Link:
      In the early 1900's, "mature" ponderosa pines were defined as 200 years old, 300 year old trees were considered "veterans." Today, the Forest Service defines 100 year old trees "old growth."

      By 1962, when the Forest Service began region- wide surveys, the forests were already highly degraded, the very largest trees being already logged off. The rule of early forestry was to exclusively and rapidly cut all the largest trees (Drake 1910, Woolsey 1911, Moore 1912). The large trees were eulogized as far back as 1891


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  2. a defense at last! by everyplace · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally, we have a way of defending ourselves against those damn robotic sharks.

    1. Re:a defense at last! by dgmartin98 · · Score: 5, Funny

      More importantly, we have a defense against sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

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    2. Re:a defense at last! by UserGoogol · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dang. I, for one, have already welcomed our robotic shark overloards. Now I'm gonna have to go ahead and apologize to humanity and try to send a fruit basket to the underwater lumberjacks in case I have to welcome them as the overlords. I'm sure they'll accept me. With my Excellent Karma, I'd be able to gather humans into their underwater work camps for them.

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  3. Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I sleep all night and float logs to the surface using balloons and a robot chainsaw submarine all day.

    No, no... too silly! Stop the post!

    1. Re:Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay... by lommer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's good to all have a laugh, but I actually know two guys who made a small fortune doing this. I'm from B.C. (west coast of Canada) which has a HUGE forestry industry. A good portion of the logs are hauled down to Vancouver in giant log booms towed by tug-boats. Inevitably, things go wrong and booms get lost, logs sink, get ensnared in cables, or whatever. Just a few months ago I met two guys who set themselves up to do log recovery a few years back. They do all SCUBA work, and basically the go down in places where there's known to be lots of old-growth logs that have sunk. They cut the cables and free up the logs and float them to the surface. Since these logs have been down there for ages, they technically count as salvage. That means these guys now own the logs outright and can sell them directly back to the forestry company. At >$10,000 per tree for those huge old-growth trees, they've actually made some significant coin at it.

      The only downside to the work is that it's really dangerous. About a year ago they had an employee who was killed when cables got tangled wrong and the logs unfolded unexpectedly when the airbags were inflated. The guy got crushed between two big logs, and despite rushing him to hospital he died. I guess this is just another industry where robots are taking over profitable jobs that are too dangerous to justify humans doing them.

  4. Geez ... by B3ryllium · · Score: 3, Funny

    All it needs now is frickin' laser beams, and it'll be the most EVIL contraption this side of Britney Spears.

    1. Re:Geez ... by bfg9000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The evil scientists had originally planned to give Britney laser beams, instead they gave her cannons.

      And I am still thanking them for it.

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  5. I'm having some really, really bad visions... by barfarf · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm having some really weird thoughts of the Underwater Texas Chainsaw Massacre... /obvious and stupid

  6. Great Wood from these Trees by moehoward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The trees that have been in cold water the longest make some of the best wood in the world. Apparently, these was/is an effort to get some sunken wood from the bottom of Lake Superior that went down with logging ships long ago.

    Great idea. Hope it's not one of the ugly big corporations that Michael hates so much that is doing it. And for god's sake, let's hope nobody actually makes an EVIL profit off of it. Right, Michael?

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  7. Im a lumberjack and Im ok... by RobertTaylor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Triton Logging has been harvesting them for years by sending divers down with chainsaws and then hoisting the waterlogged trunks to the surface

    Not just suspenders and a bra, more a full on scuba gear! ooooh, Neoprene! Kinky!

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  8. Oh, great by MalaclypseTheYounger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like we need another enemy in the world.

    This is going to really piss off the Atlanteans.

    Where's Hagbard when you need him.

    (this isn't off topic if you have any idea what i'm talking about, so leave me alone, modders!)

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    1. Re:Oh, great by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why would it piss off people from atlanta? We don't have any water nearby.

    2. Re:Oh, great by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nonexistant?

  9. Re:How good is the wood like that? by ObviousGuy · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to the article, the trees are deep enough that the water is an anaerobic environment, so the trees die but do not rot as a result of the lack of oxygen.

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  10. Environmental Consideration by phonex98 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sure this situation sounds like a win - win situation, but considering that most of the hydropower reservoirs are a minumum of several years old, many underwater animals have built their habitats among those submerged trees, and what will they do if we chop them down ? .. we've already made this mistake on the surface... should we do in the ocean as well ?

    1. Re:Environmental Consideration by ObviousGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the water is as low in oxygen as they expect, it is unlikely that there are many, if any, creatures living in and around those trees.

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    2. Re:Environmental Consideration by DeltaSigma · · Score: 5, Funny

      We keep reservoirs in the ocean?

  11. Underwater Trees? by Caharin · · Score: 5, Funny

    It cuts down the trees growing underwater? Whenever I try to grow trees underwater, they don't grow very well. I must be doing something wrong...

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    1. Re:Underwater Trees? by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Funny

      might I suggest that you water it plenty and make sure that it gets plenty of sunlight. Oh, be sure to not overwater it.

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    2. Re:Underwater Trees? by Lord+of+Ironhand · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, it's rather obvious. Trees need rain every now and then. It doesn't rain underwater. There's your problem.

  12. Old Growth Lumber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Up here in Vermont, some guys made news a couple of summers ago by building a homemade submarine out of welded-together propane tanks(!) with trolling motors for propulsion. They were actually making some good money by going into some of the deep ponds here, attaching cables to long-ago fallen trees and hoisting them to the surface. Since the deep water is so low in oxygen, the trees are well preserved, and after propper drying yield some excellent lumber.

  13. pictures by bawb · · Score: 5, Informative


    Found some pics here.

    1. Re:pictures by bawb · · Score: 2, Informative


      erm ... and additional info at the company's web site: www.tritonlogging.com

  14. Re:How good is the wood like that? by tx_kanuck · · Score: 5, Insightful

    actually the wood is very well preserved. I used to live with a carpenter, and he used to use that kind of wood. The cost per board foot is can be 3-4x what it normally would be in a lumber yard if your lucky.

    I wish I could explain the biology to you, but I can't. Something about the fact the water doesn't move much at the bottom the lake (as opposed to a river), it's fresh water (as opposed to salt), and the type of wood (cedar works well and oak preserve really well), and you have old growth lumber that is amazingly well preserved.

    Oh, and if you used it on a deck, you deserve to be beaten by said deck for wasting such good wood. :)

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  15. Sawfish Triton by pipingguy · · Score: 3, Informative

    More here.

  16. CORRECT photo here... by nweaver · · Score: 5, Informative

    Triton Logging Company Engineering Page has a photo of what is presumably the Sawfish submarine.

    (darn, I forgot to close a quote. /. needs a cancel feature)

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  17. Sub Picture by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Informative
  18. Company Website + More Pictures by RobertTaylor · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.tritonlogging.com UK Geeks will want this

  19. Python references aside... by Klatoo55 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think that it is quite an interesting development that we can use robotic harvesters to gather previously cost-ineffective resources. Maybe next we can go after the tons of gold dissolved in seawater. Robots are nothing if not patient...

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  20. Photo??? by fldvm · · Score: 2

    So where is the photo of the Chainsaw-wielding Robotic Submarine?!?

    1. Re:Photo??? by aastanna · · Score: 2, Informative

      here (stolen from comments way down the page)

  21. Re:How good is the wood like that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    Stradivari apparently used wood like that to make his violins.

    Good enough for me.

    And a company called Mountain Lumber retrieves wood from piers in DC and Savannah for resale to homebuilders (I really wanted some of the wood from that Savannah pier for my house - too damn expensive, though)

  22. Call the FAO Schwartz people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scale it down and this could be the next killer bath toy for kids.

    1. Re:Call the FAO Schwartz people by Captain+Irreverence · · Score: 2, Funny


      Scale it down and this could be the next killer bath toy for kids.

      Literally.

    2. Re:Call the FAO Schwartz people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not sure I want something in my bathtub that latches on to cylindrical objects and saws them in half.

  23. Finally ... by Fulton+Green · · Score: 2, Funny

    a decent mascot for the Sawfish window manager.

  24. Re:How good is the wood like that? by bobthemuse · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you're gonna build a deck today, check out some of the composite materials that are available. I saw someone building once, was surprised that they could cut it with a saw, pound nails through it, etc, but that it was mostly plastic. I found one online, but I'm sure there are many others.

    With the rapid depletion of old wood, it should be reserved for high-end furniture, instruments, etc. This is a fantastic alternative for outside use!

  25. It all makes sense: by Captain+Irreverence · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously this submarine has been heavily influenced by the Best FPS Weapon poll.

  26. Okay, I'll Admit It... by bfg9000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... I have NO IDEA what "Cue the jokes about robotic high heels, suspenders and a bra" is supposed to mean. I feel strangely inadequate; I'm usually way ahead of the rest of you with the references to Lumberjack Crossdressing Porn.

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    1. Re:Okay, I'll Admit It... by borgheron · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's a reference to the "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay" routine by the Monty Python guys. :)

      Check this page:

      http://www.holysmoke.org/wb/wb0198.htm

      Near the end.

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  27. Not again! by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is one of my favorite window managers going to have to change its name again?

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  28. Re:How good is the wood like that? by MajorDick · · Score: 2, Informative

    Perfect, fresh water dosent rot wood typically, take for example lake erie here in ohio, there was recently (last 5 years or so) a salvage operation to recover a ship carrying wood, it had been at the bottom 150 years. The wood was perfect. Also in Tobermory Canada there is a great wreck the Arabia , late 1890s in unreal condition. 110' dive but a lot of fun. I have done a LOT of diving in my life and a good 3/4 of that in fresh water, the preservation is fresh water never ceases to amaze me.

  29. Return on Investment by stecoop · · Score: 2, Interesting

    cuts around 9 trees an hour...
    Sawfish submarines for sale $750,000...


    I wonder what the buyers of expect to get per tree? If the pure profit is 1 dollar per tree minus other operating expense than it will take 83333 hours or 3472 days or 9 years to pay off the machine. Hmmm, I would rather be selling these guys for 750k than buying it and hopping for a return on investment.

    1. Re:Return on Investment by bbkingadrock · · Score: 2, Informative

      i dont think any of the replies yet have expressed how valuable this wood can actually be. some of the wood recovered is a hundred, or hundreds, of years old and is extremely well preserved and colored. cold water preserves the wood. without looking up the actual numbers, a single log alone could be worth thousands of dollars no problem

    2. Re:Return on Investment by lgbarker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Probably a lot cheaper than the equipment for helicopter logging. And that pays.

    3. Re:Return on Investment by nettdata · · Score: 3, Informative

      I wonder what the buyers of expect to get per tree?

      Look here or here.

      My dad's a woodworker, and he's looked into buying some of the wood for it's overall quality, and some of its VERY unique graining and colouring.

      The higher end wood was priced at over $1,000 per board foot (CDN), with the "cheap" high-end stuff being around $200 per board foot. When you consider that a single log (on average) has thousands of board feet in them, the profits are WAY more than $1 per tree!

      I wish I could find the pics of some of the finished products, but if you go here you can see some of the graining of the recovered logs.

      There was one 35 foot long board-room table I saw that was $120,000, and it LOOKED like it was worth every penny. It was incredible.

      A lot of the local governments are starting to jump in and try and get ownership of the underwater resources, like in Michigan. There's SERIOUS money in it.

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  30. One Question by acherrington · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One question... Why does talking about a Chainsaw-wielding Robotic Submarine make you think about robotic high heels, suspenders and a bra?

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  31. you insensitive clods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    where are the endangered underwater robot pygmy owls supposed to nest?

  32. Re:How good is the wood like that? by hackman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Be careful though, some of this plastic wood works very well but the expansion/contraction in cold/warm weather is significantly stronger than regular wood. My father-in-law had a large boardwalk developed out of this stuff in upstate NY and the first winter pretty close to destroyed the better part of it.

    That said is petroleum a better material to make wood out of? Maybe if it's recycled plastic products, but otherwise I'd just prefer normal wood.

    But robotic underwater lumberjacks is a great idea. Maybe I'll build one next. Really.

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  33. Coming this Spring... by popo · · Score: 5, Funny
    Imagine a dark future...

    Imagine a time of chaos...

    ...A world where the last trees lie at the bottom of vast manmade floodlands.

    OMFG we're in a bad sci-fi movie!

    (shit, we don't even need the robotic chainsaw sharks to make it scary... its scary enough already).

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  34. Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
    That's not old-growth forest; that's just "forest". Huge difference.

    For all I know you went from 735 million acres of old-growth forest in 1920 to 749 million acres of the modern spongy fast-grown pine now.

    My house (in Canada) is 75% old-growth pine. I cannot find any knots in the old stuff, and it's about as hard as granite, while the new stuff is like sponge. I've had to drill holes through the old-growth joists, and the the spade drill just about glows red by the time it's made its way through the old joists. I'm not exaggerating. The wood ends up scorched black and smoking from the ten minutes of fierce drilling that it takes to get through it.

  35. Underwater Cypress by Flashbck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work at an engineering company and one of the consultants we frequently hire has been surfacing old cypress logs from the bottom of deep lakes for years now. He has made quite a profit from this and even holds a few patents on ROV's that find and cut the trees, similar to this sawfish. It is actually a _very_ lucrative idea, not to mention envorinmentally friendly since it does not cut down any of the old growth trees in forests, which would be the only way to obtain wood of this quality.

  36. Re:How good is the wood like that? by irokitt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, absolutely. To save the forest, use plastic, because depleting the amount of oil in the world is just fine. It's someone elses problem.

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  37. Never bought lumber, have you? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

    $1 per tree? You're kidding right? Go to a lumber yard some time and check out prices. Then remember this is cheap wood, taken from young trees. Old growth wood is quite rare since we've cut most of it down and done a poor job maintaining the forests (planting too many trees and putting out all the fires). So old growth wood fetches top dollar. Also, old growth trees are LARGE, and most of the wood is quality. You get a good yeild on them.

    They'll be able to make plenty of profit per tree, probably over $100 each, after expenses.

  38. Actually... by inode_buddha · · Score: 4, Informative

    this thing might just pay its own way. You'd be surprised at what woodworkers (in the US at least) will pay for old growth lumber, especially for hardwoods. Not to mention municipalties on rivers that want their shipping channels cleared out. I've seen people bid thousands of dollars for a single tree. Consider that a hundred years ago, it was not uncommon to see doors made out of a single slab of chestnut, for example; such things are incredibly rare these days.

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  39. It's not a matter of tree count by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Your definition of "old growth" is faulty. It's not forest that has been deliberately planted, it's forest that has had a very long time time to mature. It's valuable both economically (wood that old is high quality) and ecologically (lots of genetic diversity in them old woods).

    Ever been in the Santa Cruz area, south of San Francisco? All the redwood forests look very pretty. They give the impression of hosting tons of wildlife, and being very ancient. Both impressions are completely false. The Santa Cruz forests were actually completely cut down in order to rebuild San Francisco after the 1906 quake. (Redwood is the best structural wood there is, being extremely resistant to termite damage.) But after nearly a century natural, there are as many trees as there ever were. So the damage is undone right?

    Wrong. When they cut down the forest, they eliminated a habitat, and a lot of biodiversity simply went away. It'll come back too, eventually -- but not in another 100 years, and probably not in a thousand.

    There's more to forest management than just keeping the tree count up.

  40. Great... by pmsyyz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Skynet will have a ton of fun with this.

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  42. Useful for piling removal by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Years ago, I realized that something like this was needed to remove the old pilings that clutter up the SF waterfront.

    The usual solution is to get a large barge-mounted crane and pull them up by brute force, but that's expensive. So it tends not to get done until somebody wants to build something and can convince the city to let them. The bayfront clutter of pilings and rotted piers makes open shoreline look less attractive, which encourages "development". A cheaper way to remove that junk, even if it's slow, would be a big win.

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  44. Great Lakes Logs by Jodka · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Companies are salvaging lumber from the Great Lakes also.

    from the article:

    "One area in the Great Lakes where a team of horses ... went through the ice with a load of logs ... the skeletal remains of the horse are still there, harness, logs and all."

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  45. The tenth floor fallacy by fm6 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's not like we need those ecosystems, given the fact that we've been practicing agriculture for 6000 years...
    So your logic is, "we've been destroying ecosystems for 6000 years, therefore we can continue to do so indefinitely." Not logical. The global environment is big and complex, but it's not infinitely so. If we continue to simplify, and at an exponentially increasing pace, it'll eventually be too simple to support our noble selves.

    How much margin do we have left? I dunno. There are many arguments, but probably the only way to know for sure is to keep pushing until the planet ceases to be habitable. Which will certainly settle the argument, but which isn't very practical!

    You remind me of an old ethnic joke. In these politically correct times, I can't be specific about the ethnic affiliation of our Straight Man -- insert whoever you stereotype as terminall stupid.

    Anyway, the SM goes and jumps off the Empire State building just to see what its like. As he's passing the tenth floor, he thinks, "I heard this was dangerous, but so far it's just plain fu..."

    1. Re:The tenth floor fallacy by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most people in civilized societies eat agriculturally cultivated meat, fish, dairy, and vegetable products. The animals that we get the meat, fish, and dairy products from are agriculturally cultivated. Right now, the food supply you and I eat from is cultivated entirely by humans for human purposes. Yes, nature, untouched by human hands, is big and complex, and nature, touched by human hands, is simpler in many respects. However, the part of nature untouched by human hands has very little effect on us, since we don't eat anything it produces (commercial fishing, pre-hatcheries, was an exception, as is hunting, but quasi-natural hunting grounds with good, thriving game populations can and are artificially maintained as well). As far as I can tell, it produces oxygen for us to breathe, and takes in the carbon dioxide we exhale. That's it. Well, green plants (especially trees) are the parts of nature that do that, and we have no problem keeping the tree count up. One argument you can make is genetic diversity. In that case, it would be in our interests to maintain a wide gene pool to naturally evolve. Then again, I don't see how that couldn't be done with managed preserves that are studied by geologists and that have the genetic strains best suited to our needs sampled and cultivated. Either way, I'm pro-human. If you can show me the steps that can be taken that are good for humans, I'm for it. But the value of nature should be defined as its value to humans, unless you are willing to concede that trees and snakes are somehow more important than we are.

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    2. Re:The tenth floor fallacy by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even your farm products are not independent from nature. You can still starve from drought, rainstorms, pests, diseases, etc.

      I agree we shouldn't care too much about nature when it doesn't matter. But it does matter for now. Your argument will be correct when we've got most of our supplies from space (space farms, space mining, etc.), i.e. when we're out of this stinking ecosystem. By that time we may even nuke Earth into pieces and kill everyone you don't care for God's sake. But NOT NOW. You don't want to screw with your current environment when that is the only place you can live in.

  46. I'd like to see it try a Cypress stump... by dcigary · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At my parent's lake house in Marble Falls, Texas, there is a stump in the cove that usually sits about a foot under the surface, and has caused many a boater to lose props or get holes punched in their boats. Usually someone in the area will mark it with a floater, so it's easy to avoid, but that hasn't stopped the faithful from trying to get rid of the hazard alltogether.

    One weekend while up there, I had friends of mine who are Scuba divers don their gear, and try to use a large hacksaw to try and remove it. They came back with 5 chewed up hacksaw blades, and low on air.

    About every few years or so, the LCRA will let the lake level down (it's a constant level lake, a dam on each end) so that homeowners can go out and clear out their lakefront property where the lake usually would be. Over the years we've seen folks try chainsaws, winches, fire, and even explosives to get rid of that hard Cypress stump, to no avail.

    So, to this day, that stump remains vigilant and intact.

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  47. Re:Old growth lumber - ARRRRRG by TheProcrastinatorTM · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There are some pretty big misunderstandings there... First of all, very little of American forest is old growth, at least speaking from the perspective of someone from Indiana, where we have millions (around 4.5) of acres of forest, but only 2000 of those acres are old growth. And I know the situation is similar in most states, if not quite as bad as here. (And old growth is a misnomer anyway; it can mean different things to different people - there are several useful definitions for the term, and merely being old does not under all definitions automatically make a forest "old growth" - it has more to do with the condition of the forest and the type of trees, I think) Second of all, citing a number from 1920 doesn't really help. 1920 was within like 10 years of the minimum forestation (at least for Indiana, I am sure it is similar elsewhere) - they had in our case already ripped up the vast majority of forest in the state and almost all of the old growth forest (basically all old growth forest had been logged by 1930). Since then much land RELATIVELY had been reforested (often not intentionally, so the new forest is only due in part to that 7% "planted by man"), but the vast majority of the damage was already done, and NONE of the new forest by definition will be old growth. And in fact there was still considerable deforestation after that time, but so much forest was added that it hides alot of that. (By the way, most estimates are the Indiana used to be around 80% forest; a quick check on google gave me numbers of around 20% current forestation - which is UP from the 1920 number. And that 80% consisted of significant amounts of old growth - though note it was not exclusively what would be called "old growth" by most people - and now old growth is well less than 1%.)

  48. Not in TVA territory... by kf4lhp · · Score: 2, Informative

    You won't find any of these underwater trees in the TVA lakes in and around Tennessee... they saw fit to cut 'em down and sell 'em off before they flooded their lakes.

    Makes sense too, they wanted the money that they could get for them, and in shallow areas leaving the trees standing could create either a navigational hazard as well as potentially creating breeding areas for mosquitoes, if they stuck up above the water's surface.

  49. How long before... by myc_lykaon · · Score: 2, Funny
    Legislation is passed that forces them to replant new trees for ones cut down?

    Bets on there being a requirement for it to be in the same place too...

  50. Re:Fish habitat by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 3, Informative
    A good point, but for the most part, there will not be very much impact. For the most part, it's underwater brush that fish take advantage of: Fish like bass and brim build egg beds on the bottom, and the hatchlings stay close to the bottom and use the old undergrowth as hiding places from predators. Harvesting submerged old-growth trees won't have an impact for two reasons: First, the fry usually stay within a foot or two of the lake bottom, but the foliage of these trees is several feet up---away from where they would ever go. Second, these species build their laying beds in shallow waters, where there are no submerged old-growth trees.

    I should also point out that hydroelectric reservoirs are, by definition, artificial habitats, and any fish adapting to them are, also by definition, an introduced species.

    My brother and collected Christmas trees one year to dump in a pond we occasionally fished in. We had brim out the yazoo that summer.

    Clark's Hill Reservoir, near where I grew up, has lots of submerged trees in it. When water levels fluctuate in the summer, boats collide with treetops where there shouldn't be treetops. Hopefully, this sort of work could make for safer lakes in the process.

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  51. Underwater robot chainsaw submarine? by metamatic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is it just me, or does this sound like the start of an episode of "Thunderbirds"?

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