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Pigeons' Bandwidth Advantage Quantified

An anonymous reader submits "A well documented test took place in the north of Israel, in presence of several dozen Internet geeks and experts. During the test, 3 homing pigeons carried 4 GB (gigabytes) for 100 km distance, achieving, what apparently looks as pigeons' world record in data transfer to a given distance. Bandwidth achieved by the pigeons was 2.27 Mbps...Transferring a similar volume of information through a common uplink of ADSL line would have taken no less than 96 hours..."

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  1. Ha! by dolo666 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So essentially, we should unplug all the cables and just get a bunch of shithawks?

    1. Re:Ha! by Trejkaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Absolutely, I've been using avian carriers for my connection for years, and never had a #%!@#70824645[CARRIER LOST]

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    2. Re:Ha! by stephenisu · · Score: 4, Funny

      What is the air speed velocity... um... I mean Data Transfer rate of a homing pigeon...

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    3. Re:Ha! by daveashcroft · · Score: 3, Funny

      April 1st anyone? (regarding: http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html)

    4. Re:Ha! by daveashcroft · · Score: 5, Informative

      NOT by GMT...its now 00.51am on 1st April 2004! The world doesnt run on yankee time! ;-)

    5. Re:Ha! by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is slashdot, not the world!;-)

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    6. Re:Ha! by schmink182 · · Score: 5, Funny
      The problem with pigeons is that they don't scale well over large distances. Not only does packet delivery take much longer for when distance is increased, but reliability goes way down, too.

      So while regular wired methods might not work nearly as quickly over short distances, they're much better to be used internationally.

      Oh wait, what's that foot mean next to the article...?

    7. Re:Ha! by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 5, Funny
      but reliability goes way down, too.

      The big problem to my mind is cat-in-the-middle attacks.

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    8. Re:Ha! by Bush+Pig · · Score: 2, Funny

      It probably depends a bit on how many coconut shells it's carrying ...

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    9. Re:Ha! by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do you mean a TCP pigeon or a UDP pigeon? =)

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    10. Re:Ha! by shadowbearer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah, but European TCP pigeons might have an advantage over African UDP pigeons....we need to finance another study! Come on, this is Important!

      This joke was probably already made already, but my slashdot pigeon hasn't made it here yet... might've got sucked into a jet engine... poor bastard.

      SB

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    11. Re:Ha! by pedrop357 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Both and IPX/SPX. Can't beat these new layer 2 pigeons...

    12. Re:Ha! by Mateito · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Do you mean a TCP pigeon or a UDP pigeon?

      I'm inclined to say that its UDP as there was no three-way handshake to establish the connection and no acknowledgement packets sent by the receiver.

      Having said that, Pigeons are OSI layer 1, so you can't lay the blame on them.

    13. Re:Ha! by Mateito · · Score: 2, Funny

      > The problem with pigeons is that they don't
      > scale well over large distances. Not only does
      > packet delivery take much longer for when
      > distance is increased, but reliability goes way
      > down, too.

      > So while regular wired methods might not work
      > nearly as quickly over short distances, they're
      > much better to be used internationally.

      All wired methods suffer the same problems with reliabilty as distance increases. That's why you need to install repeaters.

      Normally the wire has a male jack, and the repeater a female socket. With pigeons this could introduce excessive delay and introduce long term unexpected artifacts.

  2. But... by michaelhood · · Score: 5, Funny

    the DSL doesn't shit on my car.

    1. Re:But... by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently you don't have comcast.

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    2. Re:But... by rjelks · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm picturing what a Denial of Service attack would be like.....Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" comes to mind.

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    3. Re:But... by John+Hurliman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually if the pigeons were the communication medium, a denial of service might be a shotgun.

    4. Re:But... by MonkeyGone2Heaven · · Score: 2, Funny



      Would those be considered dropped packets?

    5. Re:But... by Jose · · Score: 2, Funny

      yea, and at 2.27 Mbps (Mega birds per second), that would be quite intense!

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    6. Re:But... by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Na...that would be a firewall. Wanna guess what ports I'm gonna close? ;)

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    7. Re:But... by antic · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's almost an April Fool's Prank.

      But then I realised that the actual April Fool's joke on Slashdot this year was the ad for the OSDN Singles dating site saying "Your options are endless".

      Endless indeed: endless numbers of overweight males, confined indoors. Great.

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    8. Re:But... by Throtex · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, I hope for the security of your system, you close all the documented pigeonholes.

    9. Re:But... by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I figure a Denial of Service for pigeon-net would be alot of other pigeons and birds flying into the destination birdcage.

      Squawk!

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    10. Re:But... by cluckshot · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have 25 fully grown hens at my house. Each is able to carry at least 1 hard drive containing 280 gig. When chased by the 3 cocks I have these hens have been known to fly at a forward speed of about 30 km/hr for a distance upwards to 100m. So these hens should be able to carry a message of 7,000 Gig over 100m in just 9 sec. This would be about 7 times faster than a 10/100 line at max. My chickens should be at least as good as a Cat5e 10/100 Connection. Providing my Cocks are feeling sexy.

      A substantial increase in efficiency for single transmissions can be achieved by throwing out some scratch mix. This performance boost is followed by a significant degrading of the transmission rate for several hours.

      If the freezer gets empty this transmission rate may suffer a substantial decline.

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  3. Back of envalope by brejc8 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    2.27 Mbps = 0.28375 MBps
    4 GB / 0.28375 MBps = 14097 secs
    14097 secs = 3h 54Mins
    100km / 3h 54Mins = 25.53 km/h
    25.53 km/h = 15.86 mph

    Not bad for laden little pigeons

    1. Re:Back of envalope by The+Fink · · Score: 2, Funny
      Okay, having done that, when are you going to work out the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

      Sorry. Had to. It was there.

    2. Re:Back of envalope by Anm · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, from this link, the pigeons flew the 100km in 206, 136, and 233 minutes respectively. That makes 18.12, 27.49, and 16.02 miles per hour. Not sure what motivated pigeon #2.

      Anm

    3. Re:Back of envalope by RabidStoat · · Score: 4, Funny

      It was the one being chased by the SCO lawyer.

    4. Re:Back of envalope by shiftless · · Score: 5, Funny

      Okay, having done that, when are you going to work out the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

      African or European?

    5. Re:Back of envalope by CyberKnet · · Score: 4, Funny

      AAAaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!

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    6. Re:Back of envalope by Erik+K.+Veland · · Score: 4, Informative
      It's done :

      ~11m/s

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  4. packet loss? by sporkboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    the response time for packet loss is prohibitive... may as well get satellite

    1. Re:packet loss? by oGMo · · Score: 5, Funny
      the response time for packet loss is prohibitive...

      But oh so tasty!

      ;-)

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    2. Re:packet loss? by MikeXpop · · Score: 3, Funny

      pong **** CARRIER LOST

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    3. Re:packet loss? by Anti_Climax · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Pigeons... Pigeons are good too. Sometimes, they come with notes attached. It's like a fortune cookie with wings!"

      If You don't know what I'm talking about, dust off your copy of GTA3 and tune into Chatterbox...

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    4. Re:packet loss? by nkh · · Score: 3, Funny
      Actually:
      • pigeon-based satellite technology will work by catapulting the pigeon to the sky and
      • ATM (asynchronous transfer mode) technology will work by chopping the pigeon into small rounds and throwing it in the air, hoping the wind will carry it to its destination.
  5. new firewall technology by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 5, Funny

    12 gauge shotgun i'm applying for the patent right now

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    1. Re:new firewall technology by GnuHaiku · · Score: 5, Funny
      12 gauge shotgun i'm applying for the patent right now

      Wow! That gives a new meaning to the error message "Carrier Lost"

    2. Re:new firewall technology by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Funny

      12 gauge shotgun i'm applying for the patent right now

      Your firewall will be useless against a peck flood.

  6. Mandatory joke by davebarz · · Score: 5, Funny

    There will be at least ten comments that say (even though it's a pigeon and not a swallow): "Was it African, or European?"

  7. let's get this joke out of the way early by stephenb · · Score: 4, Funny

    the relevant rfc

    1. Re:let's get this joke out of the way early by cbv · · Score: 4, Funny

      RFC1149 was updated by RFC2549 in 1999.

    2. Re:let's get this joke out of the way early by fbform · · Score: 2, Funny


      And here's the implementation by the Bergen LUG.

      Here's the output (NOTE THOSE PING TIMES):

      vegard@gyversalen:~$ ping -i 900 10.0.3.1
      PING 10.0.3.1 (10.0.3.1): 56 data bytes
      64 bytes from 10.0.3.1: icmp_seq=0 ttl=255 time=6165731.1 ms
      64 bytes from 10.0.3.1: icmp_seq=4 ttl=255 time=3211900.8 ms
      64 bytes from 10.0.3.1: icmp_seq=2 ttl=255 time=5124922.8 ms
      64 bytes from 10.0.3.1: icmp_seq=1 ttl=255 time=6388671.9 ms

      --- 10.0.3.1 ping statistics ---
      9 packets transmitted, 4 packets received, 55% packet loss
      round-trip min/avg/max = 3211900.8/5222806.6/6388671.9 ms

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  8. Now.... by oO+Peeping+Tom+Oo · · Score: 2, Funny

    To get a RAID on their backs....

  9. Sure by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Fill up a cargo jet with full up hard drives and I'd bet you get really good bandwidth.

    1. Re:Sure by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, but is there an RFC for IP-over-jet?

  10. One of those things that shouldn't surprise but... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting


    It's a truism within the London-based Post-production industry (pretty much all located within a square mile of Soho, central London) that the bandwidth of a bunch of RAID arrays in a transit van is pretty much unbeatable, even with the fast networks that post-houses have between themselves... transferring physical media used to be called 'sneakernet' when walking across the room, it's just been scaled up slightly :-)

    I'm quite impressed that a pigeon can do 100km in 2.5 hours though, I had no idea they were *that* fast...

    Simon

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  11. Protocol stack by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally, I can start implementing my MORSE OVER IP OVER PIGEON CARRIER protocol stack!!

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  12. Time to switch by unbiasedbystander · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's it, I'm switching to PSL. (Pigeon Subscriber Line)

  13. Monty would be proud . . . by ygbsm · · Score: 3, Funny

    "What is the average velocity of a data-laden pigeon . . ."

  14. It doesn't matter where it grips it... by Raynach · · Score: 2, Funny

    A 5 ounce bird cannot carry a 4 GB coconut!

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  15. What about packet loss? by Jack+Zombie · · Score: 5, Funny

    You'd lose both a huge amount of your data and your only connection should something happen to those pigeons. Still, it's more reliable than AOL.

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  16. plop plop plop by frostyboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Insert obligatory joke here about "dropping packets"....


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  17. Ummm... by Brian+Kendig · · Score: 2, Funny

    The bandwidth might be good, but the latency stinks... just try playing networked Quake 3 over that!

  18. MD5 hash... by addie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I feel sorry for the pigeon who needs to be hashed on the other end to check if it's the same one... that's gotta hurt.

  19. What, no packet loss... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 4, Funny


    ...induced by hungry hawks?

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  20. at the risk of getting shat on: by t_allardyce · · Score: 5, Funny

    Try wiretapping that you FBI bitches

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  21. Pong by Fammy2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    3h 54Mins

    Ping time is twice that. Doh!

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    1. Re:Pong by DeadPrez · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, even with client prediction, Quake is going to be a bit of a bitch!

  22. Fetch me porn by superpulpsicle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now if I can train my pets to fetch me playboys from local 7-11s, I am as good as without broadband.

    1. Re:Fetch me porn by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Has anybody bothered to compute the bandwidth represented by a typical issue of Playboy? Sure, the articles can be represented in text... but the high-resolution images is really what the magazine is about.

  23. It begins... by stevenbdjr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is it already April 1st somewhere?

    1. Re:It begins... by Neil+Blender · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is it already April 1st somewhere?

      In many senses, it's April 1st everyday at Slashdot.

    2. Re:It begins... by DustMagnet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I love all the April Fools stories, but it would be nice if they had an icon for it, so people could drop the stories if they are bothered. Of course the first few would be posted with out the icon, just for fun. What icon should be use? I nominate Darl.

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    3. Re:It begins... by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Slashdot is on GMT and this was posted at 22:58 GMT and right now it's 23:22 GMT so we still have a few more minutes before official April 1st as far as Slashdot is concerned. However, it is already April 1st where the story originated (Israel).

    4. Re:It begins... by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We might as well label April 1 as Pigeon Appreciation Day in the geek world. While networking by carrier pigeon is mostly a joke, there is some serious bandwidth potential in trained birds that we might as well remember exists just in case we ever really need it.

    5. Re:It begins... by fbform · · Score: 2, Informative


      Is it already April 1st somewhere?

      That may well be the case, but stranger things have happened.

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  24. Lets see what happens if... by Bob+C.+Cock · · Score: 2, Funny

    we replace those tiny 4 GB memory cards with 1.44 MB floppies. Lets see how far those flying rats get with 4 GB of floppies attached to their frickin' heads.

    1. Re:Lets see what happens if... by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lets see how far those flying rats get with 4 GB of floppies attached to their frickin' heads.

      We can't attach them there.

      That's where the frickin' lasers go.

  25. Pigeon DNS by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's all fine and good if you know where you're sending your packets. But what if you have to do a DNS look up? Then you have to send several scout pigeons to the nearest aviary which will in turn send a pigeon back with a map of where to send your data pigeons.

    And there's a whole other issue with those bastard Verisign Pigeons, but I'm not going to get into that now.

    There's also a risk of packet sniffers who use various means to down your pigeons and read your data (no router protection).

    And if they do happen to down your pigeon, they can give it new data and send it on its way as if it came from your IP (iniating pigeon). WATCH OUT CREDIT CARDS!

    The solution of course is to use Pretty Good Pigeons to protect your data.

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    1. Re:Pigeon DNS by DrWhizBang · · Score: 3, Funny

      You raise some good points. PGP can address some of these issues. Additionally, protecting your Wide Avian Network with a good firewall, and using a secure tunnel (Virtual Pigeon Network) when transporting pigeons outside the local network.

      As for latency issues, a clever engineer should be able to manipulate the protocol in such a way to reduce round-trips. I would keep all transfers over UDP, not TCP.

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  26. two quick thoughts. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is that in Library of Congress'?

    can we now rate MBps in MPH?

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  27. Fat Pipe Pigeons.. by kortex · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..but can they stream?

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  28. Well, DUH! by purduephotog · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Worlds Record for Data Transfer in a Station Wagon"

    Basically, a station wagon of 35 gig tapes from SETI is driven to it's destination. Takes 16 hrs to fill 1 tape.

    Although it is very humorous to see pigeons used, they are still prone to packet failure (automatic weapons fire).

  29. Re:One of those things that shouldn't surprise but by afidel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yep, and I believe it was one of the guys from MS Research that said he could buy new servers with RAID arrays and send them cross country for less than the cost of a network link that could support the same kind of data transfer =)

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  30. latency v. bandwidth by Scott+Hussey · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, the distance involved matters not. Bandwidth is purely the time to put data on the line. Latency is the time it takes to get from A to B. So the bandwidth would be the same no matter how far they travelled or how fast they flew. A good simile is bandwidth is how many tapes you can load in your trunk per hour. Latency is how fast you can drive those tapes to your destination.

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    1. Re:latency v. bandwidth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't be such a tool. Travel time does matter given a finite number of pigeons and/or car-trunks. Once the car goes on its way, you can't put any more information out until it comes back.

    2. Re:latency v. bandwidth by irokitt · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is a debate that nobody will ever win. I was taught that bandwidth was the difference between lower/upper frequencies on a wire, i.e.
      "The numerical difference between the upper and lower frequencies of a band of electromagnetic radiation, especially an assigned range of radio frequencies." (thank you Google).
      And under that definition, these pigeons have no bandwidth (unless you're counting the frequency at which they flap their wings ;).

      The Jargon File says
      "Used by hackers (in a generalization of its technical meaning) as the volume of information per unit time that a computer, person, or transmission medium can handle. "Those are amazing graphics, but I missed some of the detail -- not enough bandwidth, I guess." Compare low-bandwidth. This generalized usage began to go mainstream after the Internet population explosion of 1993-1994. 2. Attention span. 3. On Usenet, a measure of network capacity that is often wasted by people complaining about how items posted by others are a waste of bandwidth."

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    3. Re:latency v. bandwidth by Mnemia · · Score: 2, Informative

      Incorrect. The bandwidth would remain constant - what would double if the distance doubled is what is usually called a "bandwidth-delay product". This quantity represents the pipe capacity of a given length, or in other words the amount of data in transit at any given moment. This is of course assuming you have an unlimited number of pigeons you can keep sending out.

      You would be correct, using the term bandwidth loosely, if the number of pigeons stayed constant. However, using the strict definition, bandwidth is totally unrelated to line latency/round trip time.

    4. Re:latency v. bandwidth by Mnemia · · Score: 4, Informative

      What you just defined bandwidth by is exactly the same definition I used. Bandwidth is the amount of data that can be transmitted per unit time. The parent poster was only wrong about his statement that bandwidth would be halved if distance (and thus latency) were doubled. *That* is incorrect, because the rate you can transmit data at is not affected by the distance to the receiving station. He would be correct if he said that link utilization would be halved for the same amount of data. But bandwidth is constant.

      I was just saying that what is doubled in this case is the pipe capacity and latency; the bandwidth part stays the same.

    5. Re:latency v. bandwidth by RazorX90 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think Scott Hussey is correct. Isn't distance irrelevant for bandwidth? Think, if CAT5's bandwidth is 100 Mbps, you can transfer 100Mb in 1 sec wheatear the cable run is 1 m or 100 m--the physical medium is limited to how much (in this case) electricity it can handle. It's the same for WAN technologies: DSL is limited by how much data you're allowed to put on the wire at a time but maybe the company controls the bandwidth per user and does not base it on media capabilities--you bandwidth is a portion of the ISP's internetwork bandwidth that all the users run on.

    6. Re:latency v. bandwidth by EvanED · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you were sending the pigeons back and forth, and you had a finite number of them, then doubling the distance would halve the bandwidth. The pipe capacity would actually stay the same no matter what the distance; you have the same number of pigeons.

    7. Re:latency v. bandwidth by seanadams.com · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hmmm - if you want to be pedantic about it then bandwidth is really the defined by the range of frequencies a channel can carry (which, incidentally, determines its information capacity.)

      But even by the more recently accepted definition of bandwidth, you're not quite right. Latency *does* matter when we're talking about packet networking such as pigeon based transport. What if a pidgeon dies in transit? In this case it'll take you up to three hours to learn of his demise, and only then can you send the information again. So high latency + packet loss has reduced your effective bandwidth dramatically - the same happens on non-pidgeon based transports. Of course techniques such as FEC can, and are used to mitigate this. In this case I'm imaginine that pidgeon loss would be quite high, and some sort of RAIP scheme would be desirable on top of a good selective retransmission algorithm.

      Also: how do you know how many pidgeons you can fit in a given amount of airspace? What if you only have ten pidgeons to work with? Here the latency is critical because you need to wait for your pidgeons to return before you can send them again with more data.

      So bandwidth is not the be-all and end-all of total throughput. In many real-world situations, all the bandwidth in the world won't make your connection any work any faster.

    8. Re:latency v. bandwidth by MemoryAid · · Score: 5, Funny
      these pigeons have no bandwidth

      That makes them carrier pigeons!

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  31. Ping times by thorgil · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah but the ping times suck right...

    Stack a 747 full of writable dvd's and you get hell of a bandwidth...

    Or even better...

    Put em on a superfreighter class ship... /T

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  32. Re:My car is better by DrWhizBang · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can throw 10,000 DVDs in my trunk, and drive 100km in an hour

    How long does it take you to load 10,000 DVDs in your trunk? Not to suggest that you still wouldn't beat the pigeons, but I don't think your time would be as good as you are hoping.

    Would that be considered "great bandwidth"?

    Yes, but that latency would not be considered so great.

    Besides, if they can use 3 pigeons, why not compare it to 3 DSL lines?

    You could, or you could compare one pigeon with dial-up. Or you could compare with an 18-wheeler instead of the trunk of your car.
    Lighten up - this is a great hack! And better than another SCO story.

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  33. What no Coconuts? by C.+Alan · · Score: 2, Funny
    Data! Thats boring!

    I want to know the Coconut Transfer rate of a Swallow.

    And to make this reference complete....

    both African and European Swollows!

  34. April 1st? by Jim+Hall · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pigeons carrying data? Web page has photos of baby birds as a way to replicate the system, photos of turtles for no good reason.

    I think the posts for April Fools Day have started to arrive. Damn, it's early this year.

    Better get mine in, then: LZip for DOS - Yes, lzip 2.0 has been ported to DOS! Lzip is an advanced file compression utility that generates smaller file sizes than either gzip or bzip2, and does so much faster. Lzip can achieve these goals because it it based on a so-called "lossy" compression scheme.

  35. Re:RFC 1149 - IP datagrams on avian carriers by proberts · · Score: 2, Funny

    You've obviously missed the bigger joke-

    <A href=http://www.blug.linux.no/rfc1149/>http://www. blug.linux.no/rfc1149/</a>

    It's been implemented!

    Paul

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  36. Watch out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    when PETA learns about their firewall!

  37. The problem with pigeons... by eth1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    is all the 'packets' they drop

  38. Response Time, Thoughput, Reliability: Pick Two by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What this goes to show is that a cheap and somewhat reliable technology can sometimes put our high-tech stuff to shame when response time is not a factor.

    NetFlix is the most commonly cited example, how they can send a DVD over USPS faster than that information more often than not faster and cheaper than it could have been delivered over the Internet.

    Sometimes moving the data physically is better than moving the data by wire, and this should always be taken into account when designing an information system. The Internet's great, but it's not the solution to all data transfer needs.

  39. moral of the story by ctime · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Never underestimate the bandwidth of shithawks carrying tiny memory cards"

  40. Re:But...But... by value_added · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can eat the pigeons (squab, actually) when they arrive.

    And yes, just like chiken, but better.

  41. The RIAA and MPAA... by plnrtrvlr · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...is trying to turn all of our isp's into Stool Pigeons anyways.

  42. Big deal! by greg_barton · · Score: 4, Funny

    I trrew my DVD collection across the room yesterday. That's 1 terabyte per second, right?

  43. but the pigeon carrier signal can be attacked by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The ancient sport of "The pigeon war, better known as kash al-hamam, involves having opponents keep their flocks up circling in the sky as they try to lure each other's pigeons into their flocks."

    So the pigeon carrier signal can be hijacked, and data can be stolen in a new kind of man-in-the-middle type attack specific to the pigeon protocol.

    Additionally, this type of attack is freighted with geopolitical intrigue: this pigeon war sport is practiced in Lebanon, which, being a place of conflict with Israel, renders yet another dimension of threat to the robustness and security of the pigeon carrier signal.

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  44. No fair... by j-turkey · · Score: 5, Funny
    During the test, 3 homing pigeons carried 4 GB (gigabytes) for 100 km distance

    Not a fair comparison against DSL...they multiplexed the pigeons. This is just more anti-DSL FUD
    ;P

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  45. The lag will be a problem, though... by BerntB · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Well, if you thought you had lag in Unreal T and BZFlag before... :-)

    But I think there is work on extending the TCP/IP protocols for interplanetary missions, so timeouts etc might be OK?

    There is an old saying -- "Don't underestimate the bandwidth of a truck loaded with magnetic tape".

    (Today that would be CDs och DVDs, of course.)

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    1. Re:The lag will be a problem, though... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2, Informative

      I dunno. I fit a lot more data on some of the newer DLTs than I do on an equivalent-volume stack of optical media.

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    2. Re:The lag will be a problem, though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is an old saying -- "Don't underestimate the bandwidth of a truck loaded with magnetic tape".

      Wouldn't that be vanwidth?

    3. Re:The lag will be a problem, though... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Funny

      But I think there is work on extending the TCP/IP protocols for interplanetary missions, so timeouts etc might be OK?

      I'm pretty sure you'd get 100% packet loss trying to use avian carriers for interplanetary communication.

      I guess when the bird died, it would send an ICMP message back about the timeout by falling on your head.

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  46. Re:One of those things that shouldn't surprise but by haggar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm quite impressed that a pigeon can do 100km in 2.5 hours though, I had no idea they were *that* fast...

    Yeah, they definitely are some pretty interesting little buggers, expecially since you would never think that of these deprecated and ubiquitous birds.

    Consider their capacity to learn the route, in additional to the purely physical fait of flying the distance.

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  47. Noteworthy incompatibility: by diesel66 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The technology eliminated the need for cat 5..."

    In fact, I would recommend not using ANY kind of cat technologies with this protocol.

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  48. Re:One of those things that shouldn't surprise but by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Informative

    When a Clear Channel radio station changes formats and therefore needs a large volume of music on site quickly, they usually send a server that is pre-loaded with the new format worth of music on HDs, and the studio just plugs that into their network. This also gives them the capability to change the format overnight without anybody at the studio complex needing advanced notice, so that soon-to-be-unemployed DJs don't see it coming and therefore leave the station a few days early to ruin the transition... the UPS delivery of the new music comes in a non-descript cardboard box which can be scheduled to be on the site just hours before the changeover happens.

  49. Re:One of those things that shouldn't surprise but by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, that's a working pace for a pigeon. They were working hard, but not really what you could call "trying." Birds are fast.

    Mind you a duck will overhaul a pigeon. That fat body is all wing flapping muscle. A duck is built to fly fast, high and for days at a time if needed. A duck in fear of its life can break 100 kph in level flight. An Eider just trying to get somewhere in a hurry for no particular reason has been clocked at 76 kph. That's the current officially confirmed record.

    Nevermind the falcon that eats the pigeon creating packet loss.

    I have no idea what the achievable bandwidth of a duck is though. They could deliver data intercontinetally. Having to wait through migratory periods would probably kill it pretty good.

    KFG

  50. Of course. FedEx is still the fastest transfer by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For large datafiles. You load them onto harddrives and overnight them to the destination. For large amounts of data it is -by far- the fastest.

  51. No Blackadder quotes yet? by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We didn't receive any messages, and Captain BlackAdder did not shoot this delicious, plump-breasted pigeon.

  52. A little more "Birdseed for Thought" by Dareth · · Score: 3, Informative

    I was wondering if homing pigeons were extint.
    This FAQ answered that question and many others for me.

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  53. but seriously by soricine · · Score: 4, Informative

    this actually works. here in nz, a caving tour company uses pigeons to ferry memory sticks back to base so the digital photos can be waiting when the tourists get back. http://www.waitomo.co.nz/pigeonpix.html

  54. Re:One of those things that shouldn't surprise but by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Duck homing is pretty precise. I have ducks and geese in my "backyard" (the Mohawk River) who manage to find the exact same favorite pool every year from whatever far flung warmer clime they spend it in (the bastards).

    The problem as I see it is that pigeons are dogs and ducks are cats. Tell a pigeon to carry something through antipigeon fire to save the regiment and the otherwise intelligent animal will say, "Oooooooo, Oooooooo, can I? Pleeeeeeeeeese!"

    Whereas you to try to tell a duck that and he'll say, "Yeah, right Sparky. Blow me. Why don't you just run along and carry it yourself? Or maybe ask that stupid pigeon. I'll bet he'll do it. A pigeon will do anything. Just ask that Skinner dude."

    Which is why no duck has ever won a Crouix de Guerre. On the other hand no duck is standing on his remaining leg stuffed in a museum either.

    The ducks like it that way.

    That isn't to say that a duck won't oblige by carrying a message, but it'll go when he wants, where he wants.

    If that happens to coincide with your needs, fine and dandy, if not, well, tough noogies.

    KFG

  55. Re:But...But... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sometimes they come with notes attached.. it's like fortune cookies with wings!

  56. New RFP's... IP over ??? by msaulters · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This just got me to thinking about some of the other interesting thought experiments out there like the infinite monkeys protocol, or IP over bongo drums...

    The useful thing about pigeons is that they're really reliable for getting data between two places, albeit slow. (On the subject of firewalling, a recent study I read determined that pigeons follow roads as a convenient navigation tool... blow up a road, and see packet loss???)

    Some other methods (read: transport media) come to mind, but the difficulty is in finding one that can cover as great distances as pigeons reliably or within a reasonably timely fashion. Or more importantly, ensuring that the data is transmitted between two points of your choosing (arrival at other locations would represent 'lost' packets).

    As I mentioned, bongo drums have already been proposed, and I believe smoke signals, light flashes with mirrors.

    Some other ideas that come to mind might not work as well.

    1) A one-way protocol could involve damming a river & transmitting information by releasing water, or more simply using colored dye to send a signal downstream... Perhaps it could be augmented for upstream bandwidth using Salmon (during spawning season) Pros: very reliable downstream Cons: not as reliable upstream, low bandwidth. Improvements: data could be floated in some sort of vessel to improve bandwidth.

    2) Release of a large number of weather balloons could transport data, but would literally rely on the wind for delivery at the proper location.
    Pros: redundancy increases with increase in weather balloons, bandwidth could be relatively high. Cons: no guarantee of reception of packets (but isn't that whay IP is all about?) High latency.

    3) This one is my favorite: using seismometers and some device capable of creating a detectable disturbance, data could be transmitted through the entire planet reliably, with relatively low latency, at a low bandwidth. Pros: reliability, low latency. Cons: building demolitions are detectable, but what would be the smallest detectable vibration that wouldn't be lost in background noise? Use of explosives could work, but unfortunately, those are tough to replace, dangerous, etc.

    After that, my ideas get admittedly... weird.

    4) The butterfly protocol: butterfly flaps its wings in Tokyo, it rains in New York. Not very reliable. Too subject to interference.

    5) Similar to the seismograph idea, using a gravitometer and a large enough mobile mass, such as a train engine, data could be represented by the location of that mass. Orient it one way, you have a zero, rotate it the other way, the center of gravity shifts, and you have a one. What range could this work at? How much mass would you need? How much energy required to move it? Pros: could work without fear of interference by RF, solar flares, etc at very large distances. Propagation of signal at light speed. Cons: energy required to move the mass, low bandwidth.

    6) Encode the data into the DNA of a microscopic organism, release into the wild, wait for it to propagate and eventually be picked up at the destination. Pros: DNA allows for extremely reliable transmission of data. The packet will likely get there uncorrupted. You can fit a lot of data into a strand of DNA. Cons: possible environmental hazards, packet loss due to environmental factors that kill the organism, high latency. (Perhaps this is already being done... why else do we have a new strain of flu coming from China each & every year?)

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  57. Todays Monty Python by Bruha · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's the average speed in megabits of a laden sparrow.

    African or Europen

    What? I Dont know

    AHHHHHHHHHHHH

  58. excuse for a lame story... by GunFodder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This reminds me of an operating system class I took. The prof presented a module on estimation, with wacky examples like figuring out the average rainfall in the Mississipi watershed. The final test problem on this subject was to estimate the amount of data that could be stored in a professor's office full of DAT tapes.

    Remembering the data storage capacity of a DAT tape was simple. However after estimating the size of a tape (including the sleeve?), the size of an office, guessing whether there was furniture, etc, I would be surprised if anyone was within two orders of magnitude of the "correct" answer.

  59. Re:Um... by Bush+Pig · · Score: 2, Informative

    Er ... actually, no. It's been April Fools' Day in the Cook Islands for quite a while (I can't be bothered working out how long). It's been April Fools' Day in Adelaide for almost 10 1/2 hours, and in Greenwich (the home of the Greenwich Meridian) for about 50 minutes. I don't think it'll be April Fools' Day in the continental US for some hours, but it's certainly April Fools' Day in China and India.

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  60. Free Internet access for everybody! Think of it! by ajutla · · Score: 2, Funny

    We are obviously on the verge of a revolution in communications and networking! Clearly, if it turns out that Internet can be cheaply had via pigeon, the price of broadband will drop, and millions of homes all across America will soon be wired (or "flown" or "pigeon-linked" or whatever it'll eventually be called) into our glorious information superhighway! Millions will be able to enjoy the Internet and will be able to use it productively, to improve the quality of their lives, and download tons of free porn! The world shall become a more enlightened, happier civilization! And it'll all be thanks to the pigeons! God bless them!

  61. Re:One of those things (Advance Warning: Offtopic) by dreggory · · Score: 3, Funny

    "That fat body is all wing flapping muscle"

    I read this and instantly got a mental picture of some poor geek in a bar modifying it for use as a pick-up line.

    [matt]

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  62. What about RIAA and the DMCA? by joaodk · · Score: 2, Funny

    When they find out that this technology can be used to transfer copyrighted material, and therefore showing up as a potential infringement, those pigeons are going to be in a whole lot of trouble.

    After all, why on earth will somebody want to transfer 4 GB of data in such a unlawful and secret way? :)

    you dirty pirates!

  63. the bandwidth of a station wagon by nfsilkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There used to be a sysadmin who worked where I now work who used to big on everything2.com. One of his greatest nodes was this one. It discussed in absurdly great length the theoretical "bandwidth" of "a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes".

    It made me laugh picturing this guy writing this. Because this is the guy who would suspend production servers from ropes dangling from ceiling AC ducts. ;)

  64. More puns! by Motie · · Score: 2, Funny

    The problem is, a single packet drop could actually kill someone.

  65. the correct term would be: by lysium · · Score: 2, Funny
    That would be more of a packet storm.

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  66. Yeah thats nice... by OmegaBlac · · Score: 2, Funny

    but do these "pigeons" run Lin...sorry wrong thread. :)

  67. It's not even tomorrow yet... by atheken · · Score: 2, Funny

    UHG! I am turning off my computer for tomorrow... SLASHDOT BE DAMNED! hahahahahahahahahaha

  68. Well, since it was a network of sorts... by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd say it was 5Cats.

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  69. Wow! by buss_error · · Score: 2, Funny
    And here I thought TCP/IP stood for Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol. Little did I know it realy ment Trained Carrier Pigon/Inflight Pigon.

    Well, when the pigon does what pigons do, is that considered an ICMP-Packet-Administratively-Denied?

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  70. RFC1149 by process · · Score: 2, Informative

    They compare it to the implementation of RFC1149 in Bergen by BLUG,however this is clearly a breach of 1149.

    From RFC1149:

    [snip]
    Frame Format

    The IP datagram is printed, on a small scroll of paper, in hexadecimal, with each octet separated by whitestuff and blackstuff. The scroll of paper is wrapped around one leg of the avian carrier. A band of duct tape is used to secure the datagram's edges. The bandwidth is limited to the leg length.
    [/snip]
    See. One IP datagram, one scroll of paper. The community demands interoperability tests if CPIP is ever to become a standard


    *sigh*

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  71. Re:wow... by Vegard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I pity those who have no time to do things that are fucking useless, from time to time.

    But, as an implementor of rfc1149 (I'm in the Bergen LUG), we saw this attitude quite a lot. There was basically only two kinds of feedback, those who GOT it, and those who said a variation of the above.

    The truth is, we had a lot of fun, we still have a lot of fun, and I still see references to our implementation all over. Moreover, it is being used to freshen up network lectures all over the world , and I once toyed with the idea of making a documentary about IP networking based on it. Many of the concepts serves as good analogies and real-live, not dull "electrical signals" examples that no-one understand.

    So, rfc1149 useless? No way!

  72. Google Has Used Pigeon Power for Years by El+Gringo+Loco · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is well known that Google has used pigeon power for years. http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html