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Berman Confirms Star Trek Prequel Film Project

Steve Krutzler writes "TrekWeb can break the news STAR TREK producer Rick Berman has confirmed that work on a new STAR TREK feature film project has begun. Speaking in the new Dreamwatch magazine, Berman describes it cryptically as a "prequel" and says he's working with two other producers on the project."

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  1. To TNG or not to TNG? by andyrut · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd be very interested to know if this is going to be a prequel to The Next Generation or to the original Star Trek series. Considering the last number of films were based on TNG, I would personally find it odd to go back to the original series at this point.

    Still, the article only refers to STAR TREK, which would indicate that perhaps Kirk and not Picard might be our captain in this one. At least it would be a welcome change from Priceline.com adverts and Miss Congeniality 2 for William Shatner.

    1. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What you're describing is more or less an ST:Enterprise-era film right?

    2. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by UWC · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And then there's Enterprise. But it's not over, which I guess would generally mean no movie yet.

      It would be pretty hard to do a prequel to the original series without new actors, unfortunately, and Generations pretty much voided any chance of a TNG prequel with the original crew.

      There are two other series. A DS9 prequel might actually be interesting.

      And then there's the chance that this is a prequel to all of this, but Enterprise seems pretty early in the Trek timeline. Hard to imagine anything interesting happening before that with the Vulcans watching and all.

    3. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Willian Shatner pushes Kelloggs' All-Bran these days. (Okay, pushes, wrong word!) Still, with the aging Trekkie demographic, perhaps not a bad choice.

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    4. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by FauxPasIII · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Generations pretty much voided any chance of a TNG prequel with the original crew.

      -nod- Besides, much of the crew was meeting for the first time in Encounter at Farpoint, so it would be tough to do anything with all the familiar characters together that was set earlier than that.

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    5. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I doubt it'll be TNG, considering how the last two went, and they killed off one of the more beloved characters from that series.

      Prequel, to me, would suggest Enterprise, though that sounds a little premature with the series still running.

      Truth be told, I'm becoming a little disenfranchised with Star Trek lately. I'd sill go see it, if they make it, but I wouldn't be expecting much. I think Star Trek really just needs a break for a while...

    6. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > but Enterprise seems pretty early in the Trek timeline

      But this is Star Trek. Discussing any "timeline" is like speculating a dice roll.

      Anybody who cares enough about continuity probably gave up on the Star Trek universe awhile back. Worf magically reappearing in his old job on the Enterprise after being promoted to chief of security for an entire space station (DS9) was the last straw for me. They could've at least come up with something, welcome him back for cross training or something, but no, there he was, like he never left.

      Berman is to Star Trek as Eisner is to Disney. And Gene and Walt are wretching in their graves.

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    7. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Funny

      "And then there's the chance that this is a prequel to all of this, but Enterprise seems pretty early in the Trek timeline. Hard to imagine anything interesting happening before that with the Vulcans watching and all."

      They already made that movie. It was called Star Trek: First Contact. Unless.....

      Star Trek: Attack of the Boring Vulcan Ambassador Clones!

    8. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by cshark · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If I were a betting man, I would predict that this is probably an Enterprise movie. Especially if Enterprise dissapears next season like I keep hearing about on the web. Remember when the first plot leaks were coming out, everyone refered to it as "the prequel." Maybe that's paramount speak for the whole series. It could be interesting. Especially if they mess with the whole star trek time line sending the whole continuity into peril again. The time warps just keep getting better and bettter. I would love to see a movie devoted to the great star trek time warp.

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    9. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny
      Berman is to Star Trek as Eisner is to Disney. And Gene and Walt are wretching in their graves.

      Originally Walt really was cryogenically frozen, but then there was that terrible day, very much like the Eddie sequence in Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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    10. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm expecting it to be based on Enterprise. However, a movie following Kirk through the Acadamy would be neat to see. Especially for the "no win" scenario test.

    11. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe it's set Pre-First Contact, in the far future of 2006. Scientists establish contact with a planet on the opposite side of the galaxy. The original borg think this is the perfect chance to assimilate the first known alien species. They succeed in transmitting their software before the communication link is destroyed. At the end of the movie the heroes can have a conversation like this.

      Captain: "Number one, you don't suppose we should write all this down, do you?"

      First mate: "Why would we want to do that?"

      Captain: "Well, what if some time in the future people might want to know these borg things still exist."

      First mate: "Who would want to know that?"

      Captain: "Well. Maybe if our first space exploration vessel runs into two of them, they might want to know what they're dealing with. Or if the fleet flagship was flung across the galaxy by an omnipotent being and brought face to face with these things. Or if the captain of that ship is perfectly fine for years, even helping out the borg a few times, and then for no apparent reason develops a Moby Dick-like obsession with them. Or perhaps another space ship could be flung across the galaxy by another near-omnipotent being and the captain of that ship could end up in a contest with the borg queen to determine who has the bigger ego."

      First mate: "You're drunk, aren't you?"

      Captain: "Like a skunk."

      First mate: "Besides, wouldn't that first exploration vessel record their contact with the borg? Then that fleet flagship would know what they were facing. That would be the smart thing to do."

      Captain: "Somebody else's problem. I like it. Have a drink."

      Or maybe not. At least that would finally explain why the borg had an unhealthy obsession with Earth.

    12. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Informative

      Might want to recheck that.

    13. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by stephenisu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Could have somthing to do with Patrick Stewart swearing not to do another one....

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    14. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by Jerf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would love to see a movie devoted to the great star trek time warp.

      You mean, other then Star Trek 4, Star Trek: Generations, and Star Trek: First Contact? And pretty much the entire run of Voyager?

      "Time Warping" is the worst problem with Star Trek. You can't build drama because nothing is ever at stake that won't be wiped away by next week's time travel episode or movie. That problem alone is enough to sink the series; the entire concept has devolved into some of the worst "collaborative writing" I've ever seen. (Ever done a "collaborative novel" online? The resulting continuity trainwreck bears an uncomfortable resemblence to Star Trek now...)

    15. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by hummassa · · Score: 2, Funny

      Besides, like Scotty, the original crew is some 200kg heavier than in "Encounter in Farpoint" (total, I mean :)

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    16. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 5, Funny

      I doubt it'll be TNG, considering how the last two went, and they killed off one of the more beloved characters from that series.

      Haven't you learned anything from watching Star Trek.

      Wrath of Kahn: While fighting in / near a nebula, Spock makes the ultimate sacrifice, bathing himself in radiation from the ship's reactor, ultimately dying to save the crew. However, not before "backing up" his personality in Bones' thick skull.

      Nemesis: While fighting in / near a nebula, Data makes the ultimate sacrifice, being destroyed in a radiation blast eminating from the enemy warship's reactor, ultimately dying to save the crew. However, not before he uploaded his entire neural pathways, memories, and experiences into the dummy-data.

      Star Trek is an admin's wet dream. Backing up can even bring back the dead :)

    17. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by Erasmus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you disputing that Walt was frozen or that he tore through the cryo lab on a motorcycle?
      Perhaps you yourself could be frozen until modern science invents a 'sense of humor' transplant.

    18. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by ChuckleBug · · Score: 2, Funny

      Besides, much of the crew was meeting for the first time in Encounter at Farpoint, so it would be tough to do anything with all the familiar characters together that was set earlier than that.

      No problem. Working title:

      Star Trek: RETCON.

    19. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know why they didn't use this picture with him shouting "Braaaan!" He certainly has the right expression for it.

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    20. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by anantherous+coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      much of the crew was meeting for the first time in Encounter at Farpoint, so it would be tough to do anything with all the familiar characters together that was set earlier than that.

      You mean you expect the various story lines to be consistent! That has never stopped Berman and company before. Why would they care now?

    21. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, the looks on the faces of the testors would be neat.

      On a high level, there'd be suspense in breaking into a facility without getting caught. (That'd be serious trouble.)

      On a low level, it would showcase Kirk's ingenuity. Or, rather, his lack of belief in a no-win scenario. So much so that he'd risk the consequences of breaking and entering.

    22. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by anantherous+coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shatner also has a guest role on The Practice . He plays plays a pompus ass of a lawyer. He is perfect for the part!

    23. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by erpbridge · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Dammit, Man! Why'd you have to go and give away next season's plotline?

      Actually, I think you may be closer than you think. According to timelines I heard when enterprise was coming out, they said the first Romulan war should take place about seasons 4-6 of Enterprise. Well, we're at the end of season 3.

      It's possible that, if Enterprise actually does get canned (nothing final on that yet, although very heavy speculation), they may make the Romulan war the prequel movie. That, and it'll almost fit in with Nemesis and its heavy Romulan themes.

    24. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by KnarfO · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd like to see Kirk scoring with every single chick in SF Academy, and then dealing with bumping into all of them in the commisary! :-P

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    25. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by brainthought · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would love to see a movie devoted to the great star trek time warp.

      Yeah, cause I love to spend two hours of my life to find out something changes in the last five minutes to undo all the events I've just seen, thus negating even watching what I just did. Yeah, real good. Maybe they can have some sort of anomoly where the same five minutes repeat over and over. Dear God! Yes! Let me pay $7 to watch five minutes of film over and over, then in the end find out it never really happened anyhow.

    26. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by myawn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmm. Pre-Enterprise, Pre-Starfleet, before Kirk, etc. So, is "When Harry Met Sally" a Trek prequel? Isn't every present-day movie?

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    27. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Only Star Trek's continuity was always wretched. Roddenberry is no better than Berman, he couldn't be bothered to come up with a decent backstory either, so the continuity in TOS was even worse than in TNG.

      TOS get's a free pass because it was in the 60s. What more do you want? You don't watch TOS for the continuity (there was none until the movies) -- you watch TOS for the window on the world that was the 1960s -- the Hippies, the racial issues and the storylines. Individual TOS episodes are still compelling to this day.

      TNG had excellent continuity with storyline. The characters progressed and grew the show had excellent storylines and like TOS it was another issues based show (terrorism, drugs, war, religion, friendship, homosexuality, veterans rights, human rights, freedom/self-determination and many others). TNG had the ability to take an issue and boil it down to a compelling storyline that fit into a one-hour timeslot. And somehow they managed to do it while keeping the show more or less G-rated (the only really bad scene I can think of is the First-Season episode with the body-snatching aliens) and keeping the T&A (compared to Voyager and Enterprise) to an absolute minimum (and towards the end they finally got Troi out of her bunny-suit and into a real uniform).

      Now if you want to talk about technical continuity then TNG (all the Star Trek's for that matter) was horrible -- panels that would appear in turbolifts if the episode required it, phasers that could be remotely deactivated (unless being used by terrorists when we need plot drama), etc etc, but who cares about that? As a whole TNG was one of the best TV shows there ever was. Probably Seasons 3, 4 and 5 were the best -- when Gene was still actively involved in running things. Towards the end (Season 7) it started to show Voyager-like traits (technobabble replacing storyline) which in hindsight makes me glad they ended it the way they did -- on a highnote. "All Good Things" was probably the best series-finale for any show I've ever watched. As far as the movies go I liked Generations and I try to pretend that the others don't exist.

      DS9 shared many of the same qualities that made TNG so great -- compelling storylines and characters that evolved. I was initially somehow leery of the war arc but I think it worked in the context of DS9 (whereas it probably wouldn't have in TNG). The last two seasons of DS9 was basically TNG from "Yesterday's Enterprise" over the course of an entire season -- very dark yet very compelling story material. DS9 also suffered from a lack of technical continuity but again, who the hell cares? The point of Star Trek is to tell a story.

      Don't get me started on Voyager. The first two seasons I had high hopes and it went down the toilet after that. It became one massive technobabble episode after another (was there anything that T&A of Borg's nanoprobes couldn't do? -- "And look -- it'll still slice this tomato!") with far too much violence for the Trek universe (at least the violence in TNG and DS9 served a purpose) and no storyline continuity whatsoever. Welsey Crusher's character (most people's favorite character to hate) evolved more over the years then Harry Kim did.

      And don't even get me started on Enterprise. A complete rape of every established (canon and non-canon) piece of Star Trek history. A wussified Captain (at least Picard could win fights when he was forced to get into them -- Kirk and Sisko would pick them and always win -- Archer picks them and almost always gets his ass kicked), completely out-of-character Vulcans (whatever happened to IDIC?), hostile aliens that we never knew existed, too much T&A for the tastes of anyone not in the 15-20 male demographic (if your going to have sexuality on a TV show could you at least be mature about it? Decontamination scenes? Gimme a friggen break), etc etc etc.

      TNG was probably the best overall television show ever imho. TOS had excellent individual episodes (and kick ass movies) and stands the test of time. DS9 was a compelling series too. The rest of them I try hard to forget about ever watching.

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    28. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by dcmeserve · · Score: 2, Funny
      A DS9 prequel might actually be interesting.

      Yes, of course! Why didn't I see it before:

      The Cardassian occupation of Bajor is still in full-swing. The Nexus Ribbon from ST:Generations passes by the planet, and out pops Captain Kirk, wood-chopping axe still in hand. Immediately he is set upon by the Borg Queen, who was disguised as a Bajoran in one of the internment camps. She recognizes him, you see, because... uhh... of what will happen in the *next* Star Trek movie!

      Anyways, the two duke it out, the Queen knocks the axe out of Kirk's hand, and is about ready to Borgify him, when a young Kira picks up the axe and beheads her! Kirk then enjoys a hearty meal of Hasparat with Kira's family, has a make-out session with the future Ensign Ro, then is off to kick some Cardassian ass...

      Then stay tuned for the sequel to ST:TNG:DS9:KvB... KABUC!

      Thanks for the idea!

      - Rick Berman

      * KvB: "Kirk vs. Borg"

      * KABUC: "Kirk and Archer Beat Up Cardassians"

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    29. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by bluethundr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      (whatever happened to IDIC?)

      IDIC (Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations) was a product of Gene's disenfranchisement with the show on season 3. According to Shatner's book on TOS. The budget for the show had steadily trickled down to a near halt over the span of 3 seasons. By the 3rd season, Roddenberry was so fed up with the studio's budget cuts that he said "HERE" with arms extended to Justman and essentially gave him the show to run. Roddenberry even moved his offices off the Desilu lot and to (I believe it was) Universal to devote all his time to a non sci-fi movie that was to star (again, I think, I read it about 10 years ago) Burt Reynolds. That movie never made it out of pre-production and was never made.

      At some point during that 3rd season, realizing the rise in popularity of Sci-Fi cons he decided on a brazen marketing ploy: the IDIC. It was a schlocky imitation gold pin. When Roddenberry suddenly appeared on the set with this item (after having been AWOL all season) the actors realized what he was doing an initially refused to wear it. Roddenberry never liked Nimoy much to begin with, and threatened to fire him when Nimoy threatened to walk off the set before he wore it. Roddenberry thought he might have an easier time with Shatner (they were on slightly more friendlier terms...according to Shatner ;) but he just said "NO WAY". Back to Nimoy, he stuck to his guns and Nimoy RELUCTANTLY acceeded to his request. Now, it's an example of accepted Trek lore. I still like the hippy-dippy concept of the IDIC, but my eyes were opened a bit by reading this part.

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    30. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by 10Ghz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      DS9 shared many of the same qualities that made TNG so great -- compelling storylines and characters that evolved.


      I'm ot so sure about that "evolving characters" part. In one episode O'Brien was sentenced to several yers long imprisonment. The catch was that the actual punishment took just few seconds, but in his mind, he was imprisoned for several years. But, in the next episode he seemed to be A-ok. No sign of the fact that just few days/weeks earlier he had been imprisoned for several years.
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    31. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? by Halloween+Jack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Worf didn't become security chief for DS9; he became Federation Ambassador to the Klingon Empire. Of course, that's even worse, from a continuity perspective; no explanation about why he went back in after giving up his commission.

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  2. Prequel? Oh boy... by jrj102 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While the typos and spelling errors in the article were entertaining ("STAR TRKE" and "the future of their first series remains in limo") I'm not sure what to make of this. When they talk "prequel" are they talking about Pre-Enterprise? It seems like any earlier and there wouldn't be much opportunity to explore other species, etc. Can a Star Trek movie without existing characters/actors be successful? I mean Nemesis, which was based on the much-loved TNG crew, made about $53 at the box office. (OK, that might be a slightly low estimate.)

    I think a Starfleet Academy movie (mentioned in the article) could be compelling, but I'm losing interest in the whole franchise. I'd like to see another season of Enterprise despite the fact that it's a fairly weak show (in my opinion) but I think that Gene Roddenberry's vision is running out of gas without his input. I have mixed feelings: on one hand, Trek has gotten pretty lame, and it is probably time for them to stop producing it for a while, but on the other hand I'd miss even bad Trek... Is bad Trek better than no Trek at all? Am I even making any sense? :)

    Drooling fanboys will be happy to read this line from the article, though:

    "...insiders suggest Berman and/or Braga might take a reduced role in a fourth season of ENTERPRISE, though this is entirely speculation."

    --- JRJ

    1. Re:Prequel? Oh boy... by spellraiser · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Prequel, huh?

      There are only two words that spring to mind when I hear that word:

      EPISODE.ONE

      The horror, the horror ...

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    2. Re:Prequel? Oh boy... by BdosError · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm with you on that one. My favourite, possibly apocryphal, quote on the subject is from Majel (Barrett) Roddenberry. When asked what she thought the next Star Trek project (or series?) should be, she replied "Hiatus".

      When there are other, non-Star Trek series out there that are at least as good (probably way better), like "Firefly", "Farscape" etc., getting cancelled, it makes me want to petition Majel to allow them to put Gene's name on them, just to keep them on the air. Seriously, I swear that turds like "Andromeda" and "Earth: Final Conflict" only stayed on the air as long as they did because of his name.

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    3. Re:Prequel? Oh boy... by Monkelectric · · Score: 4, Funny
      Well nemesis made that 53$ because it SUCKED. In an interview berman said "We made a great movie." Obviously he's delusional, Nemesis was a waste of perfectly good FILM.

      What I'd like to see: a compelling movie about Q. Think about it, the first episode of TNG -- we meet the Q race who puts humanity on trial, the *last* episode of TNG, Q puts humanity on trial *again*, picard of course saves the day and warns picard "You don't get it do you? The trial never ends, We'll be watching you." You could easily make a *great* movie or two about that.

      Second of all, I'd like to see a movie/series about the beginings of the borg. That would be a *GREAT*.

      If anyone knows mr berman tell him I work cheap :)

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    4. Re:Prequel? Oh boy... by cosmo7 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Second of all, I'd like to see a movie/series about the beginings of the borg. That would be a *GREAT*.

      OK, here's my pitch:

      Captain Data and Seven Out Of Ten are on their way to some long-deserved shore leave on an apparently paradise-like planet. A special anomaly suddenly appears and they travel into an alternative dimension - an evil one - where everyone has beards. Just as they are about to solve everything by using cronaton particles and a polaron beam, they get stuck on the holodeck in wild west outfits. They are captured by the evil sheriff - Q - who threatens them with a long telling off. It turns out that Q is possessed by the ghost of a long-dead (but English-speaking) civilisation. Just as time is about to run out - and they will be viciously shouted at - the Borg (ie: the good guys in this dimension) turn up and rescue them. Data and Seven return home by making a communicator out of sulphur, charcoal and potassium nitrate. The final words are "beam me up, spocky".

      I have some drawings of Seven in a sexy wild west outfit if you think they would help.

    5. Re:Prequel? Oh boy... by zaphod110676 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. It was about the time that Berman left that DS9 actually got good. The best thing that could possibly happen to 'Trek is for Berman and Braga to get axed....literally or figuratively.

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    6. Re:Prequel? Oh boy... by Suidae · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've said this before and I'll say it again.

      Trek needs a series that tells stories in the Trek universe. It takes as many or as few episodes as it needs to tell the story the way the story should be told. When the story is done, they come up with another one. Switch casts for each story, maybe keep around a few actors who can play different parts, or occasionaly the same character in different stories.

      Tell stories set entirely on Romulus, or in the Klingon empire, or even throw in a few about the early Cardassian move to a military state that leads to the conquest of bajor (not necessary to actually show the conquest, we know it happened from DS9, we'll figure it out).

      We can see some more about Q and the other Q-like entities, we can tell stores in the far future or far past without invoking time travel. The possibilities are endless if the writers are good.

      Take fan suggestions for stories, or suggestions on which series to expand on, possibly spinning off new dedicated series. Use guest writers for stories, take ideas from the books, hell, use fan donations as long as they sign over the rights.

  3. Cochran to Enterprise eh? by mschiller · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Potential to suck: 75%
    Potential to be Great: 25%

  4. Script Excerpts by damiena · · Score: 3, Funny

    Kaaaahhhhhhhhhnnnnnn!

    1. Re:Script Excerpts by jrj102 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know, I've always had a fantasy that someday, people will yell my name as Shatner yelled "Khhaaaaannnnnnn!!!!" however, I've yet to piss someone off enough to inspire such beautiful overacting. :)

    2. Re:Script Excerpts by lazuli42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Jjjjerrrjjjaaayyyyooonnnneeeeoooohhhtooooo!!!!

      I hope you're happy now.

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    3. Re:Script Excerpts by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Funny

      That should have been "Mr. Tambourine Maaaaannnnn!!!"

      (For those who don't get the joke, go here and listen to Shatner's "Mr. Tambourine Man". As a bonus, download the "Seven" video after listening to MTM.)

    4. Re:Script Excerpts by MyHair · · Score: 4, Funny

      Jjjjerrrjjjaaayyyyooonnnneeeeoooohhhtooooo!!!!

      I hope you're happy now.


      Nope, you got modded funny. I think for it to have been like Khan's scream you would have to do it so well as to get modded as flamebait.

    5. Re:Script Excerpts by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      > (For those who don't get the joke, go here and listen to Shatner's "Mr. Tambourine Man".

      It's like Tubgirl for your ears.

    6. Re:Script Excerpts by halivar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ahh.. you mean like the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins is goatse to *my* ears?

  5. In other news by Sean80 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    CNN.com reports that sources close to Berman cryptically referred to the movie as "more of the same old crap from the same old people."

    Why, oh why, do they continue to insist on beating this dead horse into the dust? I'm as big a Star Trek fan as anybody, but it's gone way too far away from its roots, and quite frankly the last couple of movies have sucked so hard that I can't stand thinking about what they're going to bring out next.

    Long live TNG on DVD.

  6. NCC-1701C by DamienNightbane · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd hope that it's a prequel to TNG. Rachel Garret needs her own series and movies.

  7. Even/Odd by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Will this be Star Trek 0? And thus not subject to the even/odd curse? I guess the film will probably be not too bad, not too good.

    1. Re:Even/Odd by Backov · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nemesis broke that law finally, we are no longer bound by its chains or uplifted by its promises.

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  8. What did Spock find in the toilet? by SpermanHerman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Captains Log ...

    ~SpermanHerman

    1. Re:What did Spock find in the toilet? by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 2, Funny

      ..informative? did somebody misclick?

      on topic, i laughed. =)

  9. Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Rick Berman: "Prequel" Film in the Works, Plus Developing New Series With Braga

    By Steve Krutzler / 12:42, 22 April 2004 / General Star Trek

    After over a year of silence on the future of the STAR TREK feature film franchise, producer Rick Berman has finally dropped the first hints of a new theatrical project for the franchise. The news comes in the new issue of Dreamwatch magazine, just coming out in the UK.

    Speaking in issue #117, Berman confirms for the first time that he is now developing a STAR TREK feature film project: "I am involved in the very early stages of what could be the next STAR TRKE movie," reveals Berman, in an excerpt provided by Dreamwatch. "It's something I will be producing with two other producers."

    Unwilling to offer many details he cryptically describes it as "a prequel" without any further elaboration. The names of his producing cohorts will have to remain unknown for now, as well. This follows a report earlier this week from Dark Horizons that Paramount may be working on a project the site described as "Starfleet Academy." Coincidentially, former TREK producer Harve Bennett (STAR TREKs II-VI) revealed recently that several years ago he had pitched a Starfleet Academy-based STAR TREK movie concept.

    On the television front, while the future of their first series remains in limo, Berman confirms that he is developing a non-STAR TREK sci-fi series with partner Brannon Braga. Both Berman and Braga have development deals with Paramount. If a new series begins development in earnest, TrekWeb insiders suggest Berman and/or Braga might take a reduced role in an adults-only supermarionation version of ENTERPRISE, though this is entirely speculation.

    For the full interview and much more, check out issue #117 of Dreamwatch magazine in the United Kingdom.

  10. Oh great, a PREQUEL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Because we all know how well he's done with the current prequel series Enterprise. I'm sure this will be a homerun. Look, I understand various people (Stewart, Spiner, etc) want a lot of money/don't really want to be involved... that's fine. But there are enough people that do, and enough ways to craft a story. Captain Riker in charge, Dr. Bashir in the data role (perhaps as an Intelligence Officer or something). Maybe a plot about those parasite things that TNG never followed up on. Perhaps Riker finds out his clone Tom is still alive, and they need to go rescue him? There are lots of options that don't require prequels.

  11. In related news... by IshanCaspian · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...they announced plans to dig up Gene Roddenberry's corpse and kick it around in the street. Sources close to the production crew said they were in the market for dead horses and clubs.

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    1. Re:In related news... by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think that's part of the plot. Gene Roddenberry's corpse is spinning so fast in his grave that it's causing frame dragging. The distortions in space-time open up a wormhole to the future. The Enterprise crew goes to investigate this effect and hilarity ensues.

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    2. Re:In related news... by radicalskeptic · · Score: 2, Informative
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    3. Re:In related news... by Morgion · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can't dig up his corpse; his ashes are in orbit.

      At least they were until they burned up in re-entry, which was probably two or three years ago:

      "Celestis Inc., a Texas-based company, said [Roddenberry's and Timothy Leary's] ashes, along with those of 22 other fans of space exploration, were on board... a Pegasus rocket was launched from a Lockheed L-1011 jetliner 36,000 feet (11,000 meters) over the Canary Islands.

      "Each of the 24 "passengers" were placed into a vial the size of a lipstick holder. Their ashes will orbit the Earth for six years before they re-enter the atmosphere and burn up."

      http://www.cnn.com/TECH/9704/21/spain.leary/
  12. This is going to require some time in makeup by jim_b · · Score: 4, Funny

    Prequel .... So... shatner with hair and Nemoy accidentally emoting all over the place?

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  13. I've seen the rushes and they're cool! by heironymouscoward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The entire crew of the Enterprise is still at school and Spock Jr is being bullied by ignorant full-blooded humans when Jamie Kirk leaps to the rescue and saves Spock Jr who says "you humans are so emotional. on my planet i would have left myself to be beaten to a bloody pulp". Jamie Kirk then kicks Spock jr in the groin, rips off his shirt and makes out with one of the local girls.

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    1. Re:I've seen the rushes and they're cool! by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny
      Jamie Kirk ... makes out with one of the local girls.

      Who is then strangely killed by a bouncing apparition that looks suspiciously like a flashlight shining through a shower curtain.

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  14. What they really need by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    What "Star Trek" really needs is another EIGHTEEN YEAR HIATUS so that it can recharge its energies.

    But that'w what I said when "DS9" started...

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  15. A prequel to a prequel? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 3, Funny
    They've already gone way far back in history to do "Enterprise". A prequel before that? I know. They can do a movie about the world before the first starships were launched. About modern-day people who dream of the day when dilithium crystals will be real real, you could make love to real Romulans instead of inflated ones, and tribbles were not made of cloth.

    They could call this film... "Trekkies".

    Sorry. forgot. someone already did this.

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  16. How about Star Trek: Borg War by numbski · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have TNG, DS9, and Voyager casts on hand, tell a story about the Borg finally getting fed up and invading federation space wholesale.

    You want to see money fly? Have Q amusing himself by bringing the Borg there. :P

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    1. Re:How about Star Trek: Borg War by Mike+Markley · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why bother? Berman and Braga already neutered the Borg anyway. If the last half of Voyager is any indication, all they need to do is bring Admiral (*gag*) Janeway out to modulate the field density and penetrate the shields, or something.

      No, the Borg are just as ruined as most of the rest of the franchise at this point, and cramming all the casts into one movie screams of a pitiful attempt at fan service: "We can't deliver a decent movie, so we're just gonna throw characters at you; one of these must be your favorite!"

      As many others have said, Trek needs a long break. With any luck, it'll be able to lie dormant until Rick Berman dies a horrible death.

    2. Re:How about Star Trek: Borg War by phallux · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd like to see something akin to Marvel Comics' original Secret Wars series but with a more Dr. Strangelove-esque ending.

      Have Q bring together the crews of all the Enterprises, DS9, Voyager, and the entire Federation; plus the Klingon Empire, Romulan Empire, the Borg, and Species 8472 -- then let them all obliterate each other (including Q) in one epic, cataclysmic final act for the Trek franchise.

      I'd go see it.

    3. Re:How about Star Trek: Borg War by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tonight on UPN:

      On an All new Episode of "Sick Bay"


      HoloDoc: Please state the nature of the medical...

      Bones: Would someone please shut him up? We've got a patient here! Dr Crusher...

      Beverly: Sorry, I can't help you. This is one of the rare episodes that I get to act all hot and sexy.

      Bones: For gods' sake!

      Beverly: Sorry, Dr. McCoy. They only come every 3 seasons or so.

      Julian: [leering] She does have a point...

      Flox: [observing Julian] The human sex drive is fascinating. Why, the Slorfian Dungbeetle only mates...

      Julian: [still leering at Crusher]Later, Flox

      Bones: Damn purple blooded Denobulan...

      Flox: Actually, it's the Florgmath of Alpha Tau Gamma Chi that have purple blood. Denobulan blood is actually...

      Bones: Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a Xenologist!

      Polaski: What can I do to help?

      All: GO AWAY!

      HoloDoc: Well, if you want my opinion...

      Bones+Julian: We Don't.

      Polaski: I think we should hear him out.

      HoloDoc: Oh Dr. Polaski, are you still here?

      Julian: Pardon me, but the patient appears to be arresting.

      Flox: I have some wonderfully fresh Plarnian leechmice that should...

      Bones: [checks readout]He's dead, Flox.

  17. Why do you torture us so? by Bronz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't you know the tastes of the many outweigh the tastes of the few, or the none?

  18. Pre? by AmicoToni · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I still find the idea of prequels in Star Trek rather silly. In Star Wars there was a storyline, so in that case it might have made some sense, but Star Trek?
    The only result is that they can show *less* technological tricks, *less* alien species, and, importantly, *less* developed Star Trek ideals and moral conflicts.
    No Prime Directive? No teleporting?
    I would find much more appealing a series or a movie some two-hundred years *after* TNG, instead...

  19. /.ed by ColdZero · · Score: 3, Funny

    The web servers canna take much more of this capt'n

  20. Geroge Lucas REVENGE by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 3, Funny
    no prequels, no more please. After Star Wars Prequels it can't possibly get worse (can it?). You can't have a Kirk w/o Shatner - and please do not bring him back (at this age and weight) either.

    What kind of story will it be?

    Star Trek: 0.5 - The Trouble With Jar Jar, think of all the horrible possibilities! With only a modicum of chance for success.

  21. Kzinti first contact by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Count me in, as long as it is about first contact with the Kzinti. (For those of you who do not know what they are, just read it and do not say it. They are NOT Xindi!)

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  22. Flogging it to death by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I wish they'd let this franchise lie for about ten years, it needs a break. They're scraping the bottom of the barrel for stories and recycling old ideas. The last TNG film was a bit disappointing. I mean, there was no credible motivation for the bad guy to want to destroy life on earth, so after the movie I was left wondering what was all the fuss about?

    I wish they'd eventually do a Babylon 5 job on this, i.e. plan a series with a big story that develops over five seasons. When watching the likes of TNG and Voyager I got the impression that they were making this stuff up as they went along. Like adding a character called 'Kes' to Voyager and just seeing where it went. It went nowhere and they had to ditch her in favour of a Borg with a fit body and big tits. (I'm not complaining about that BTW!)

    Sure DS9 and Voyager had _some_ continuity, but nothing profound. The only shocking thing that ever happened in Voyager was the Seska character who was on the ship for the longest time but turned out to be a Cardassian agent in disguise.

    Oh well.

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  23. Prolly Not TNG by millahtime · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This probubally won't be anything to do with TNG. They had pretty much said they were done with that cast and the movies. Plus the last one didn't do that great at the box office.

    Before Kirk there were 2 wars they might cover. One with the Klingons and one with the Romulins. This could provide for some action

    Another scenario they had talked about was doing a movie of the Excelusier and Chekov (yes I know I butchered the name)

    1. Re:Prolly Not TNG by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's Sulu who captained the Excelsior, not Chekov.

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    2. Re:Prolly Not TNG by seanmeister · · Score: 4, Funny

      ".... a movie of the Excelusier and Chekov (yes I know I butchered the name)

      They could have a scene where an Excel user drops a VBA worm into Chekov's helmet!

    3. Re:Prolly Not TNG by Syberghost · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Romulan war would be in the time Enterprise would have covered, if not for the fact that it sucks so badly there's no way it'll go enough seasons to make it there.

      Sadly, though, this is the kind of thing they'd think of doing; an Enterprise movie could technically be called a prequel, and could cover the Romulan war.

      What this franchise really needs, however, is three things:

      1) About five years off with no movies.
      2) About five years off with no series.
      3) About forever off with no stories written by anybody who has ever written for Voyager or Enterprise. Ever. Even the good ones.

    4. Re:Prolly Not TNG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't understand why Enterprise isn't covering the Romulan War *RIGHT NOW*. Instead it is mystery alien terrorists that nobody cares about with a dumb time travel hook. Stupid.

      I agree with your points -- the standard TNG plotlines have been beaten to death, the writers suck, the actors suck, and the producers can't decide if they are making soapopera for middle-aged nerds or an action series.

  24. Stop beating a dead horse... by B5_geek · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wish they would let this once noble francise just die.

    A Prequel. Egads! Could that mean Scott Bakula meets Kirk? Lots of CGI will be needed to remove 200lbs from the now-flabby Shatner.
    They might even waste the whole CGI budget on keeping Kirk trim. Let's just pray that Data is dead for good. Ohh look I'm an ass now that I have emotions.

    I never got a chance to watch Farscape, and honestly I don't think much will ever match Babylon 5 for depth and quality.

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    "The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." ~Plato (427-347 BC)
  25. Star Fleet Command? by miket01 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Dark Horizons recently posted this tidbit in regards to current development at Paramount (emphasis mine):

    Seeking Writers: "Pro Nanny, "Au Pair", "Paranoia", "Star Fleet Command", "Stranger in a Strangeland", "Homeland Security", Peter Weir's "War Magician", Tony Scott's "Warriors" and an untitled Johnny Knoxville project

    1. Re:Star Fleet Command? by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 2, Funny

      More Hollywood creativity:

      Pro Nanny - Fran Drescher as an annoying, but lovable kinky prostitute.

      Au Pair - Fran Drescher as an annoying, but lovable kinky prostitute (rated NC-17)

      Paranoia - (Working title, "The Martha Stewart Story")

      Star Fleet Command - James Kirk as a young cadet. Starring Eminem as the brash rule-breaking young officer.

      Stranger in a Strangeland - Hmmm, I thought someone wrote this already.

      Homeland Security - Now, a low budget NBC "rushed out once we caught wind of this in movie production" mini-series.

      War Magician - The real Iraq war story. By Matt Drudge

      Warriors - Prequal to "Road Warrior"

      an untitled Johnny Knoxville project - Jackass, the Musical

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  26. "B&B Really Excited" by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sources close to Berman and Braga say that "they are really excited about this new project. They have some really hot ideas mainly from their marketing departments. This 'prequel' will use the 'Freaky Friday' story and give it a fresh new take with the cast of the hit series 'Enterprise'." Berman is quoted as saying "there's a lot of life left in the universal story of a young hip teen switching places with an older cranky Starship Captain."

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  27. Plot Overview by weeboo0104 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Several hundred years in the future, geeks will successfully use time travel to travel back in time and kill Rick Berman before he has a chance to destroy the Star Trek canon.

    Somewhere in the story, the governer of California is going to be involved too. (You vill be Ahhhhsimulaht, Ahhsimu...Ahhsim. Vot the hell, you vill be TEHHHHMANATED!)

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  28. Enterprise by addie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While I do read /. everyday, and I am very aware that the general relevant population doesn't think much of Enterprise, I have to respectfully disagree. Take last night's new episode as an example: Archer attacked and stormed a totally innocent ship because he needed their warp coil; T-Pol turns out to be a drug addict! These are things that NEVER would have happend on the original Trek or on TNG. The writers are finally writing morally fallible characters, and I for one am thrilled.

    That said, a prequel has MUCH more potential to be good than another sequel. They can have the Klingons be evil again (who wouldn't want that?). Technology wouldn't be as advanced, which makes easy-outs of plot points harder to resolve, and hence more interesting. The federation isn't as strong, which also opens up more complex plot possibilities.

    I think this is the best announcement for Trek fans in years. Nemesis was simply awful, and I'd hate to see the Data v2 re-learning how to paint, play violin, or some such garbage. Old can sometimes be new again!

    1. Re:Enterprise by chegosaurus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why is everyone so keen to bash Enterprise? Seems even a lot of Trek fans just /want/ it to fail.

      Okay, so a few episodes have sucked pretty bad, but all in all it's a pretty entertaining show. Decent actors, nice sets and effects, some good stories.

      I'm a pretty keen Trek fan, and I don't really care about the inconsistencies with other series: I just what to be entertained for an hour, and Enterprise usually manages to do that.

      Now, Voyager, on the other hand. THAT sucked total ass...

  29. sorry to say this, but... by shams42 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    IMO the Star Trek universe is out of gas. There's nothing to see here. Move on.

    It's sad, because I've always loved Star Trek. But I realized the truth when I saw the latest installment in the theater, which in my opinion was nothing but a bad rehash of The Wrath of Khan.

    But then, I guess this is a sign of the times. Lately it's seemed to me that we as a culture are running low on creativity. I don't ever remember a time when so many sequels and so few original films were released. And of course, people flock like lemmings to see the latest rehash of whatever. I haven't heard an original musical group in what seems like years. I'm sure there are indie groups that I've never heard of that are doing great stuff, but the mainstream... I guess the latest thing is for bands like The Darkness to resurrect the same lame ass hair metal that Nirvana wiped off the face of the earth. And most of the the rock music that I've heard in the last couple of years has been variations on the Korn theme... detuned guitars and shameless lyrics about childhood trauma. Hey asshole, you're rich -- go get some therapy and get the hell over it!

    Anyway, I know I've drifted a bit off topic, but I see this as another attempt to squeeze the every last penny out of what used to be a great franchise by driving it even deeper into the ground. All to avoid, *gasp*, coming up with something ORIGINAL! But no, that would be too risky. Let's just serve up another plate of leftovers.

    1. Re:sorry to say this, but... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wanted to mod you up, but I decided to pitch in instead.

      The problem isn't really a lack of creativity, it's more like an obsession with profits. Hollywood and the music industry would rather play it safe by selling safe crap versus taking a risk with something new and creative.

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    2. Re:sorry to say this, but... by No.+24601 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Lately it's seemed to me that we as a culture are running low on creativity.

      You are terribly wrong. It's one thing to say that Star Trek is out of ideas... I agree completely. It's another thing to say that there's no creativity out there. To defend pop culture, I'd say there's lots of great material out there even in media. I think we've practically escaped the decline in the late 90's when pure crap was getting mainstream attention.

      I'll avoid naming specifics, but say that hollywood directors are taking more chances, are more daring and creative than ever before. I think we're going to see a lot more good stuff at the theatre.

      Lots of great music out there right now, you just have to know where to look - even if it's on the radio. In my hometown, most of the radio stations that played crap like the Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears have gone out of business and been replaced by stations with a wider range of taste.

      Writers are also exploring topics and issues. I find scientists, engineers and physicists, while grounded in their discipline, are venturing into the world of fiction and taking creativity to a new level. This should be no surprise as the audience is generally more informed and knowledgeable than ever before.

      It all comes down to knowing what you want and knowing where to find it.

    3. Re:sorry to say this, but... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Funny

      So...Hollywood is a Ferengi?

      This new movie will probably get $150 million. How much is that in Gold Pressed Latinum?

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  30. How about one of the Capts. BEFORE Kirk! by spineboy · · Score: 4, Funny
    Like Capt. CHristopher Pike! - the guy in the weird motorized wheelchair, with the 2 lights - one for yes and one for no. Maybe they could show how he got into that mess. He seemed to be a good, kick ass, ask questions later type of capt. who got alot of 'poon. Picard was a little too wishy-washy for me. Plus I've met a few high ranking Navy guys (Admirals, etc) and they're much more like Kirk, not like Picard.

    Lets face it - we NEED a show with some good space battles, NO cutesy-poo whimps like Wesley, or that Hyena-freak on Voyager. The eugenics wars when Kahn came into power would also be very good to cover - much of the Earth was trashed.

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    1. Re:How about one of the Capts. BEFORE Kirk! by neurojab · · Score: 4, Funny

      >with the 2 lights - one for yes and one for no

      I thought he only got one light... he had to blink it once for yes, twice for no.

      I need to get laid.

    2. Re:How about one of the Capts. BEFORE Kirk! by Boglin · · Score: 4, Funny
      You're both wrong.

      The are FOUR LIGHTS!

    3. Re:How about one of the Capts. BEFORE Kirk! by PhyreFox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's because Picard's Enterprise was more like reform school rather than a proper navy. Remember the episode "Chain of Command" where Captain Edward Jellico temporarily took over? Riker and his cohorts practically stonewalled Jellico from the beginning.

      This all stems from Picard's ridiculous assertion that "StarFleet is not a military organization".

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    4. Re:How about one of the Capts. BEFORE Kirk! by Daetrin · · Score: 2, Funny
      The[re] are FOUR LIGHTS!

      One for "yes," one for "no," one for "my diaper needs changing," one for "please kill me now."

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    5. Re:How about one of the Capts. BEFORE Kirk! by Saberwind · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A major point in "The Menajerie" was that Pike couldn't communicate anything besides "yes" or "no". I always wondered why he couldn't resort to Morse code.

    6. Re:How about one of the Capts. BEFORE Kirk! by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 2, Funny

      You think that's bad..when you wrote that I could hear the sounds in my head that the light makes.

    7. Re:How about one of the Capts. BEFORE Kirk! by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Enterprise is the flagship of the fleet, staffed with Starfleets best and finest. The crew stonewalled Jellico because he was a moron of the highest order. If he hadn't rescured Picard I have no doubt Riker would have killed him with his bare hands.

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    8. Re:How about one of the Capts. BEFORE Kirk! by Plugoor · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I need to get laid"
      it's not too late

  31. Enterprise C by Omega1045 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It would be nice to see some more of the backstory on the Enterprise C. They could even involve the actors from TNG episode - don't remember the title but it was a parallel universe one with Tasha back alive...

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  32. Re:In other news by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why, oh why, do they continue to insist on beating this dead horse into the dust?

    Because each time they whack the horse's corpse, it coughs up another wad of hundred-dollar bills.

    Long live TNG on DVD.

    I agree. I need to invest. TNG was the best series by far.

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  33. Slashdot speed, Scotty! by dacarr · · Score: 3, Funny

    In other news, the Trekweb site was brought to its knees at a factor of warp 4.

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  34. Re:In other news by lambent · · Score: 2

    So, the thing that made the movies bad is the thing that made the series good? 2D characters, recycled schlock sci-fi plots, and thinly-veiled, weak one-sided political statements?

    I loved TNG. I loved the movies. I didn't go into it expecting "The Ten Commandments" in space, or anything ... it is what it is.

    I'm trying to think of the Trek analogue to "Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine", but memory fails me ... so I will simply say, in the latest popular cliche fashion,

    KAHHHHHNNNNN!

    The truth is, hollywood will continue to make crappy movies. Considering that the nemesis budget was reportedly 99 million dollars (99 mega space bucks?), and it only brought in 43 (incidental googling: nemesis numbers ) , i wouldn't've bet on another one being made anytime soon.

    However, I will go see it when/if it comes out, and any other star trek ever made, because truly, I am a fan boy.

  35. Re:In other news by Sean80 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I can't believe I'm getting troll votes for this.

    The wonderful thing about science fiction is that, imho, it isn't really about science at all. Instead, it gives writers an opportunity to change small (or large) details about the world around humans, and see how they react. So, SF is all about humans at the end of the day. For a while, Star Trek understood that. Almost all of the first series understood that, with wise old Gene at the helm. TNG understood that as well, which is why "The Inner Light" is one. of. the. best. damn. episodes. of. any. series. ever.

    Berman and his band of merry idiots don't understand this simple fact. I remember reading an article in which he said something like: "Star Trek fans loves aliens and time travel."

    Star Trek 2, 4 and 6 understood that it's all about the people. First Contact was good because it was so damn cool, and nobody can dislike anything with the Borg in it.

    So yeah, if I have simply lost interest in Star Trek because Berman wants to fill every movie with "aliens" and "time travel" then troll me.

  36. The Prequel I'd like to see... by Mage66 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The first voyage of the Starship Enterprise, NCC-1701. Not the NX-01 of Enterprise (we already saw that). But the Enterprise that people know and love from the original series. The TNG and DS9 Episodes that referred back to the original series are two of the highest rated Treks ever on Television. Imagine a movie with the first voyage of the Enterprise. Captain Robert April and crew. That would be a movie people might like to see. And, it could be done with current characters (from TNG or DS9 and Voyager) in a wrap-around. It could even be done as in "Trials and Tribbleations) where current characters go back in time to make sure the voyage goes off as recorded because "Future Guy" or some other character is trying to tamper with it. It's a bit late for it, but even a movie version of "Kobyashi Maru" would have been great. Even as a TV Special Mini-Series. There are a LOT of good stories in the books. The Phoenix Series of Books would have made a good movie. Even if simplified a little. And the Shatner/Reese-Stevens books, would also be great bases for a series of movies. One thing Paramount ought to do, is hire 10 fans as script consultants. If they start turning thumbs down to the script, they ought to think twice. Fans have been right about every movies released. The simple suggestions fans made about Generations would have made it a MUCH better movie. Make new Trek's Character driven Dramas. That's what people like these days.

  37. Re:"Starfleet Academy" by NineNine · · Score: 3, Funny

    I agree, but as long as they have a guy who can make funny noises with his mouth, while leaving out Steve Guttenberg.

  38. "Might have" is right on the nose by ianscot · · Score: 2, Funny
    In Star Wars there was a storyline, so in that case it might have made some sense, but Star Trek?

    If only Star Wars had made that sense, we'd all be so happy.

    Personally I see some room for a crossover film: one where the kid Anikin from Episode I is involved in a transporter malfunction and has a black goatee, Jar Jar speaks the king's English, and there's a tiny shred of dramatic tension. Oh, for a temporal anomaly right about now...

    (Actually isn't it easier to do a prequel when there's no plotline? Not much tension to whether Obi Wan's going to make it through, when we know he grows up to be Alex Guinness.)

    --
    "Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
  39. Re:SPOILER by Araneas · · Score: 2, Funny
    No, a tv series would be more appropriate

    Queer Eye for the Trek Guy

  40. Re:Rest easy..... by cmowire · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, Niven *did* cross the Kzin over to the Trek universe with the animated series.

    He turned down somebody writing a fanfic to do it, based on prior experience with Kzinti fanfic. ;)

  41. Prequel quite possible... by X86Daddy · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... just skip the bloody humans! I'd like to see the early days of Vulcan, or even better, the origin of the Borg...

    ...it started with this news commenting service that people spent a lot of time communicating on, but eventually, the only sentiments issued from it were a uniform set of thoughts. ;-)

    1. Re:Prequel quite possible... by ianXmorris · · Score: 2, Funny

      We are the GNU/BORG our software will be adapted to service yours... Oh Damn!

  42. I beg to differ... by aksansai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    [puts on the Star Trek hat]....

    People were afraid that once the Federation had figured out a way to combat/make peace with the Klingons (ST:VI), the Borg (ST:VOY), and then finally the Romulans (ST:X) the story would start to run out of steam.

    I believe there is still much life in the Star Trek universe. Unfortunately, the young-ones of today's modern shows do not see the qualities of the episodes the older generations remember. Star Fleet is about exploration (to avoid using the show's cliche) and meeting new races. The UFP does not encompass every civilization from the Alpha to Delta quadrants. I can remember being mesmerized by the countless ST:TOS episodes of meeting new aliens and the numerous occasions where the Enterprise was about to be blown to smithereens.

    There was an episode of ST:TNG (the Traveller) where Commander Data said that Star Fleet had only explored a little more than 11% of _our galaxy_ in the three hundred years of space development and exploration. Even with ST:DS9 and ST:VOY timelines, that leaves over 85% of the galaxy as uncharted. There are tons of lifeforms and battles to be generated with 85% of the galaxy remaining. ST:VOY revealed the transwarp system developed by the Borg for fast movements throughout the quadrants. And Starfleet captains still do not always agree with the Federation Council.

    The problem with modern Star Trek is the incorporation of Soap Opera-like drama into the storyline. The audience is now addicted to this notion that an episode must be directed as if it were a feature film. Many episodes of the TOS did not focus on character development directly. Instead, we learned about these characters by their everyday performance of their duties. ST:ENT is currently battling this very issue.

    I have thoroughly enjoyed the ten films produced under the Star Trek banner. When it comes down to it, I would prefer an episode over a film anyday. Look at how much stuff can occur to capture an audience's interest in a season. ST:ENT reveals a modern take as to the lessons that had to be learned before the great Jim Kirk could take the center stage out into the Alpha quadrant. Think about all the historical development of the Federation we've heard about (especially in ST:TNG) that have yet to be shown on TV or in a film...

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    1. Re:I beg to differ... by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with modern Star Trek is the incorporation of Soap Opera-like drama into the storyline. Know what I blame for this? Babylon 5. When it was out, everyone got excited about the huge story-arcs. For the first time since it got ressurected, Star Trek had serious television competition for the hearts and minds of sci-fi lovers. So what happens? They decide to add the whole Dominion story arc to DS9, and then Voyager comes out, with a built in arc. Now there's the whole Xindii thing or whatever. Now, don't get me wrong, I like Babylon 5 a lot, but I don't think Star Trek should have abandoned the more episodic structure that served it well in TOS and TNG. Everything is some multi-episode or multi-season story now. I mean, think back to TNG (my favourite) -- what's the longest story that is actually made into something of an arc? I'm thinking the Best of Both Worlds Parts I and II, followed by that episode where Picard goes to Earth to hang out with his family. Three episodes. Compare that to how many seasons of the Dominion, petty love stories, and the Xindii?

  43. Quit starving the horse.. by brxndxn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm sick of the people that will Star Trek to die. If you don't like Star Trek nowadays, quit trying to ruin it for me. Why badmouth it if you're not going to watch it?

    Some of you people have seen maybe three episodes of Enterprise and declared it horrible. The same goes for Deep Space Nine or Voyager. However, we find Star Trek fans whos' favorite series are any of the series made so far. Ya, TNG is the amazing god of Star Trek - but some of us find Enterprise, DS9, or Voyager to be a hundred times more interesting than a new sci-fi show on a choked budget.

    My friends and I have been watching Enterprise religiously. It is an amazing show. Every week they put out a movie-quality episode. Ya, there are some corny parts. But, the all-amazing TNG had corny parts too. And don't forget how corny the original series was - all computers are a grid of colorful blinking lights.

    However, willing the Star Trek universe to simply die is such a waste. Star Trek fans know the aliens, we know the different politics for different alliances, we know the history... starting a whole new universe with a new show makes that all wasted.

    Also, what is the deal with hating Rick Berman? He worked on part of TNG, DS9, Voyager, and now Enterprise. He's contributed as much to the Star Trek universe as Gene Roddenberry.

    I hope they make another series after Enterprise.. and I hope Enterprise goes for at least 5 years. It's simply an entire wealth of creativity larger than Lord of the Rings and Star Wars combined.

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    1. Re:Quit starving the horse.. by B5_geek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, yes, and yes.

      I have watched all of ToS, TNG, DS9, and Voyager. EVEN though, I hated 60% of DS9 (the first 60%) and 99% of Voyager.

      The point is, the quality of the episode obviously went down-hill. All Series had fantastic episodes and crappy ones too.

      TNG (if you go back & watch it) had a very bad 1st season. It got much better very quickly after that. BUT it was still good at that time.

      I have watched the first season and half of the second season of Enterprise; IMHO I felt that it stayed sucky and second rate. Enterprise never felt like it filled it's own shoes.

      In the years that I started watching ST, I have grown up a lot. TNG was a must-watch during my teen-age years. I have been open to watching other Sci-Fi shows, and completely impressed with how-good they have been. Going back, it now feels like I have been stuck with a Two Dollar hooker all these years. ST: Just Stop

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      "The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." ~Plato (427-347 BC)
    2. Re:Quit starving the horse.. by hchaos · · Score: 3, Insightful
      However, willing the Star Trek universe to simply die is such a waste. Star Trek fans know the aliens, we know the different politics for different alliances, we know the history... starting a whole new universe with a new show makes that all wasted.
      IT'S JUST A TELEVISION SHOW!
      Seriously, all this time you've spent getting to know the Star Trek universe is already "wasted", because IT DOESN'T EXIST. There's no such thing as Klingons, Ferengi, Romulans, Vulcans, warp drive, or the United Federation of Planets. It's all a fantasy. If there's any value to be had in fantasy, it certainly isn't in the KNOWING of the imaginary universe.
      Also, what is the deal with hating Rick Berman? He worked on part of TNG, DS9, Voyager, and now Enterprise. He's contributed as much to the Star Trek universe as Gene Roddenberry.
      Quality of work is far more important than quantity of work. Voyager isn't much of a credit, since you can only blow up the ship and use time-travel/reality-shifting to bring it back so many times before it becomes a really stale plot device. And let's not forget Nemesis (much as I wish I could), which was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. No one involved in the production of that movie should ever be allowed to work on another movie ever.
    3. Re:Quit starving the horse.. by blincoln · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, what is the deal with hating Rick Berman? He worked on part of TNG, DS9, Voyager, and now Enterprise.

      Berman and Braga's worst aspect is that they are the ones who introduced the story style where the crew solves problems by recalibrating the phase inducers to produce a modulated deus ex machina-tron wave instead of coming up with a real plot.

      Berman also earns special points because it was *his* idea to move to new (e.g. non-TNG) character-based series like DS9. Why? Because he doesn't make as much money when he uses characters invented by Roddenberry.

      DS9 and Voyager had some good points. I even liked the Borg episodes of Voyager unlike a lot of critics of that series (although I hated pretty much all of the rest of it).

      Enterprise and Nemesis are just awful. They are concentrated forms of the Berman/Braga badness. Their only appeal is the "oh! they'd never [drive dune buggies with laser machine guns/have the crew eating meat and gloating over it to the Vulcan chick/have an "adult" scene with the Vulcan chick and some other guy soaping each other up] on the *old* Star Trek!" factor, which is stupid.

      Star Trek used to be fun because it painted a picture of interesting people in interesting situations. Now it's just an exercise in Berman and Braga mining another old episode for ideas and screwing up the continuity.

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      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
  44. Re:If they just gotta... by uberdave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sure, there's no sound in space, but there is EM noise, shrapnel banging against your hull, subspace warp fields collapsing, and who knows what else. Sounds are just Hollywood's way of presenting these phenomena in a way we can interpret.

    I like the way they did it in Space 1999. When the crew was watching a space battle on the viewscreen there was silence. When you were really there, then there was sound.

  45. Rick Berman must die by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Speaking in issue #117, Berman confirms for the first time that he is now developing a STAR TREK feature film project: "I am involved in the very early stages of what could be the next STAR TRKE movie," reveals Berman, in an excerpt provided by Dreamwatch. "It's something I will be producing with two other producers."

    Unwilling to offer many details he cryptically describes it as "a prequel" without any further elaboration. The names of his producing cohorts will have to remain unknown for now, as well.


    We allready know the names of his accomplices: Bragga and the Devil.

    Rick Berman has been turning Star Trek into a distilled form of crap ever since Gene Rodenberry passed away.
    First he took out the technological eutopia element, because, who wants to watch a show abuot a future where humanity has learned to live in harmony with itself. Then he added religion, turned StarFleet from a para-military space exploration outfit into a facist military government, turned a formally edgy show (first interracial kiss on america TV, a russian and chineese working with a U.S. born captain, etc) into a steaming pile of politically correct drivel, etc.

    I used to be a trekkie, but the things that are called Star Trek nowadays aren't Star Trek anymore. He took the brand name and threw away the substance.

    That movie won't be Star Trek, it will be the Rick Berman Time-Travel-Reset-Button Hot Alien Chick Spectacular. He should call it that.

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  46. Enterprise is badly filmed by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Some of you people have seen maybe three episodes of Enterprise and declared it horrible. The same goes for Deep Space Nine or Voyager.

    I watched all of DS9 and loved it. I can't remember there being a bad episode, although it sort of twiddled its thumbs for the first two seasons. I watched all but the last season of Voyager. While there were few really bad episodes, the show was hampered with throwaway cast members and a lack of really good episodes: most were "below average".

    Enterprise? At least the premise is good (Voyager was a botched effort that should have not made it out of the starting gate), but somewhere between TNG and Enterprise, they have forgotten how to film. Everthing is all dark and grainy, and might as well be on a black and white TV set.

    Compare this to the average bridge scene on those "Spike" ST:TNG reruns: they knew how to actually light a set. Only DS9 had any reason to look this way, being a grungy Cardassian station. The strength of "Trip" Tucker (one of the best actors/characters in Trek, I think) shows how the rest of the cast really comes up short.

    "Star Trek fans know the aliens, we know the different politics for different alliances, we know the history."

    Uh... not really. The Klingon/etc stuff has been shelved. All you have now are Xindi which are totally new, and races like Andorians and Vulcans who were around before but now are having the history created or re-written.

    "I hope they make another series after Enterprise.. and I hope Enterprise goes for at least 5 years."

    This season is better than the first two, but even then, the Xindi are nothing to write home about (nothing like the Borg, Vulcans, and Klingons that fired fan interest before). Still waiting for the show to "find its groove".

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    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  47. Re:In other news by Guardian452 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I really have to point out that the Star Trek universe does just about the worst job of showing how society would react to new technologies. I mean, the transporter alone would create whole new forms of crime, social interaction, cultural shifts, etc. Niven tackled the idea of transporters combined with human nature. Why doesn't Trek?

    Same idea goes for replicators, holodecks, whatever. Star Trek just usually cops out and gives us "regular life surrounded by cool toys." The advances they have almost never change their lives the way they would change our own.

  48. language follies by moviepig.com · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...the typos and spelling errors in the article were entertaining...

    Well, StarTrek did begin with TV's most flagrant split infinitive. ("...to boldly go...")

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    Seeing bad movies only encourages them. Watch responsibly
  49. Lovecraft coined the phrase by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Informative
    "Well, StarTrek did begin with TV's most flagrant split infinitive. ("...to boldly go...")"

    H.P.Lovecraft did this in the 1920s:

    "At length, sick with longing for those glittering sunset streets and cryptical hill lanes among ancient tiled roofs, nor able sleeping or waking to drive them from his mind, Carter resolved to go with bold entreaty whither no man had gone before, and dare the icy deserts through the dark to where unknown Kadath."

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    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  50. Bring back Nick Meyer by TheNumberSix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they had any sense, they would eject Berman and let Nick Meyer run the show. So much of the best of Star Trek films was from him.

    His directorial debut was... Star Trek II. He wrote all the script for Star Trek IV that took place in the 20th century. He also directed Star Trek IV and did a great deal of the story, based upon an idea by Nimoy.

    He has a sense of the show that Berman lacks utterly.

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  51. Re:In other news by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Totally agree.

    Since I have all the TNG DVDs, I picked up Nemesis when it was in the cheapo bin. It still hurt, but at least it has Wil's cameo.

    I watched the interviews on the DVD (I couldn't bear to watch the movie again). They told the script writer wasn't really into Star Trek, and had only seen a few episodes, but, oh yeah, he could write a killer script based on his movie experience.

    So we've seen what that has come to. Laser shows, space battles, cheap rip-offs of good movies (it has scenes from Star Wars, Mad Max, Excalibur and even Ben Hur), and definitely uninteresting characterisation.

    And the killer joke was Gates McFadden saying she liked the script because it really did justice to the character of Beverly Crusher. Sorry Gates, Bev ended up on the cutting room floor.

    So who expects anything good from Berman?

    Hello? Anyone?

  52. Frozen Walt by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Are you disputing that Walt was frozen or that he tore through the cryo lab on a motorcycle?"

    It was both. You mean you never saw Walt's final film appearance in the 1976 live-action children's film in which he rode a Harley through Dexter Reilly's lab as a human icicle? Kurt Russell and Jodi Foster also starred in this one all-but-forgotten film.

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    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
    1. Re:Frozen Walt by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      They eventually re-used the "peekaboo" gimick in Demolition Man.

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  53. Enterprise (as a series) and the recent movies. by LithiumX · · Score: 5, Interesting

    All the best ST movies have (with one exception) been their darkest - and even Voyage Home had a pretty bleak undertone (goodbye Earth). On the other hand, their "cute" movies have also been their worst - and Nemesis proves they shouldn't try for a core bad guy until they can give us a good one (I was not impressed with Nemesis, but at least it helped drive away the bad taste of Insurrection's diarrhetic implosion).

    As for Enterprise, regardless of it's ratings I think it's the best effort they've made since TNG's final season. It has the best characters (all have distinct flaws that aren't cute, which makes their finer aspects shine a little more). It has a dark and slightly twisted sense of humor I like. They do not always make the moral choice in the end, instead of always figuring out what's right by the end of the show. Their doctor is the first alien ST crewmember who seems to fit in as a castmember instead of the token alien.

    And... it brings back some of the Blood, Booze, and Babes element that made the original last so long. When they fight, they fight like they mean it. Bodies fly out of gaping holes in the ship, there are redshirts all over the place, and sometimes they have to be cold and brutal just to survive, not to make a highhanded point.

    I want to see a Star Trek movie that makes your brain twist... something approaching hard sci-fi, but not enough to drive people away. I want Arthur C Clarke to make me a Star Trek. Or, if they can ever get him to talk to them again, Harlan Ellison (who wrote their best episode, period). Something dark and bleak, where instead of being preachy, they tear their entire world apart and let them climb out of the wreckage.

    I don't want a happy Star Trek movie. I don't want to hear Picard soliliquizing on philosophical matters like it was a pleasant tea party, or Riker worrying about his love life, or La Forge being bored with his job. I want to see all hell break loose, and characters who ACT like they're not having fun. And if the TNG guys get one more go, kill some of them off in acts of violence, not dramatic self-sacrifice. I want Shakespearean Tragedy, not As The Federation Turns.

    Or maybe... just maybe... I'll be impressed if I see a title like "Star Trek: Holy War" or "Star Trek: Apocalypse"... not "Star Trek: Earl Grey, Hot".

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    Do not confuse "Freedom of Choice" with "Free Will".
  54. Re:I'd like to see Shatner come back one last time by AceCaseOR · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Yeah, but, y'see, Shatner sucks. One of the things Generations did not have going for it is the rest of the cast. They had Jimmy Doohan, and they had Walter Koenig, but no Nemoy, no Kelly, no Takei, none of the rest of the "family". I know they meant to pass the torch, but they still could have done things better.

    Doing a movie focused on Captain Sulu would be an interesting and enjoyable movie and a good idea. Bringing back Shatner, considering that 1/3rd of the Big Three are dead, is a bad one.

    However, I agree with everyone who says that Braga and Berman need to be sacked, or at least Braga (who was also responsible for writing M:I2).

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  55. Star Trek Prequel!? by dR.fuZZo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Meesa gots a baaaaaad feeling about this!

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    -- dR.fuZZo
  56. Re:In other news by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Informative

    I dunno. I've been getting into DS9 lately, and it seems that show REALLY understood a lot of us wanted. It had continuity between episodes with occasional throw away episodes. It had solutions that often involved fighting first and asking questions later. It was (relatively) light on time travel and last minute engineering decisions. And it had characters interested in more than just the liberal pursuits of star fleet, with none more intriguing than the Ferengi bartender (who was a great anti hero who got all the best lines..."Thanks for saving us, but couldn't you have done that ten minutes ago?").

    I fact, if they make a star trek prequel, I'd like to see one about the liberation of Bejorr. I doubt it would happen (since flashbacks have pretty much told this story), but it could be interesting.

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  57. going back is the problem by Dan9999 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    We don't need Star Trek to go back, closer to where we are now because this is where most scifi shows and movies in the past 10 years take place. Does this region of time still seem like that "fantastic future" that used to make sci fi something?

    From what I remember, Star Trek was a way to see things with clarity without preconceptions, stigmas, conditions and feelings that may be a little biassed in one way or another compared to our neighbours across the street or world.

    But, with every new show it, this piece of the puzzle becomes less and less important.

    What we need is a trilogy or something (can they make 3.14 movies?) to move the current time to 4 or 5 hundred years after Voyager. (heck, why not just move Archer, the ship, the crew (and the show) there (haha)).
    That would give the stories more chance to breathe and maybe give some power to whoevers job it is to shoot down stupid ideas that are there just for ratings and not to make the story better.

    That's my rant if you can call it that.

    Dan

    (also... is it me or are the scenes of the shows getting darker and darker as they come out? kinda sucks)

  58. Klingons, Ferrengi, and Borg by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Klingons, Ferrengi, and Borg are the most interesting thing in Trek. I suggest somehow making them come together to solve or (in)fight something. They would each approach the problem in their own way. 3-breasted alien women could help sales also.

  59. I agree but... by students · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It would be a painful five years. On the other hand, they could update the special effects and the physics to match real technology that will exist then. I'd like to see a Star Trek that operates under more real physical laws. I'd also like to see one set in San Fancisco, at Star Fleet command.

  60. To boldly split the infinitive by emarkp · · Score: 2, Informative

    Fortunately English isn't Latin, and we can feel free to boldly split the infinitive.

  61. Factual correction by LionMage · · Score: 2, Informative
    His directorial debut was... Star Trek II. He wrote all the script for Star Trek IV that took place in the 20th century. He also directed Star Trek IV and did a great deal of the story, based upon an idea by Nimoy.

    Nick Meyer did not direct Star Trek IV. It was directed by Leonard Nimoy, who also directed Star Trek III. (You can see this on the IMDb page for ST IV.) Nicholas Meyer is one of four people with screenplay credits on ST IV.

    Incidentally, Star Trek II was not Nicholas Meyer's directorial debut either; that was the movie Time After Time, which is one of my all-time favorites. (Premise: H.G. Wells really builds a time machine, and uses it to pursue Jack the Ripper to the 1970s.)

    But yeah, Meyer did a lot of work on Star Trek, both directing and writing. He knows what works and what doesn't. I think he'd be an excellent replacement for Rick-f**king-Berman.
  62. Wesley could freeze time, man by rjelks · · Score: 2, Funny

    "NO cutesy-poo whimps like Wesley"

    Hey, cut the guy some slack...hasn't he suffered enough.

  63. Speaking of other species... by blackholepcs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have always been disappointed with the appearance of new species in one or two episods, then nothing. You don't see Andorians anymore, or Binaries, or a whole slew of other sweet ass species. I'd personally like a movie or new series where these species are regulars, like crew members, space station employees, etc. It has just always bugged me. It's like the only members of the whole species that exist are the ones in the episode that they appear in, and then they die offscreen preventing them from being in any other episodes. Watupwitdat?

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  64. Re:SPOILER by alfredw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So what? Everyone dies. What makes the Enterprise-C story interesting is that Garrett and her crew knew that an action they were taking would, with complete certainty, result in their deaths and yet they took it anyway.

    Good stories are about people. I, for one, would be interested in those kinds of people and why they would make that kind of choice.

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    In Soviet Russia, sig types you!
  65. Sulu? by antizeus · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sulu? Hikaru Sulu? That Japanese guy? He's the Chinese guy? Whatever you say.

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  66. Pray to god that the other producers/writers are: by unsigned+integer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    J. Michael Straczynski

    Joss Whedon

    I think it's going to take outside help to bring the ST franchise back from the realm of its current suckage.

  67. Plot Leak by infernalC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sources reveal the general plot of the new movie is as follows:

    - The Klingons, in the early days of interstellar travel, bump up with the Federation starship USS Ronald Reagan.

    - Fast forward several years, and the Klingons are shown in peace treaty negotiations with the Feds.

    - Admiral Dumbass of the Reagan opens a mail attachment from the Klingons and nudges it in his SUN 3-D file browser he keeps aroud for nostalgia. The ancient ELF binary he executed exploits a new mmap() bug previously unknown to humankind. The Federation starship computers still have fragments of the memory management code from an old computer system kernel called Linux, which the Klingons obtained by extracting from one of millions of old CD-R's they detected in landfills while touring the earth's surface.

    - The bloodthirsty Klingons attempt to terminate humankind turing their computers against them, adapting the instructions in the Linux Coffemaker-HOWTO to generate saber-wielding androids from scrap Macintoshes and Mr. Coffees.

    - After a long battle, the Federation regains control of earths computers by writing a worm which replaced the infected computers' kernels with a Mach microkernel-derivative.

    - Richard Stallman, who became a member of the Q continuum, appears to Admiral Dumbass to congratulate him for his part in saving humanity (his Spock/Data variant character, of course, came up with the viral cure, but gets no credit). He proceeds to tell Admiral Dumbass that the Federation should really be called the GNU/Federation...

    but no more spoilers. You will have to go see it.

    Live Long and Prosper

  68. Maybe A Potpouri? by Etriaph · · Score: 5, Funny
    Ok, so here's how it happens.

    The Vorlons return from beyond the rim and drag Babylon 5 into a seperate reality. When the 1701-E stumbles upon it, they request aid from Admiral Janeway who sends Voyageur (with her on board) and she also commands the crew of DS9 to arrive with the Defiant in case we need Worf to make rude noises. O'Brien happens to be on the 1701-E, as Picard missed his old transporter-chief and decided to liberate him from Starfleet Academy.

    So, we have all these crews here, but we're missing two. Sisko, while speaking with the wormhole aliens, asks them to drag the NX-01 and the NCC-1701 from the past to the planet where Babylon 5 is orbiting. All hell breaks loose. Sisko materializes on the bridge of the Defiant and begins to command the fleet (while Picard quietly plots his death, feeling upstaged). Babylon 5 launches it's fighers, and the harrowing corpse of Sheridan begins to emanate a strange energy signature. All of a sudden, three Spacing Guild ships appear above the station, and the fighters of Muad'dib begin to use their illegaly-taught Bene Gesserit teachings to subdue Starfleet. Babylon 5 lays waste to all Starfleet ships with the White Star, and subsequently becomes entranced themselves by the wily ways of the Fedaykin.

    Afterwards, another Guild Highliner arrives carrying a delegation of the Bene Gesserit who tames the Vorlons with lessons they've learned from The Scattering.

    The movie ends with Captain Kirk in an escape pod singing "Row Row Row your Boat"

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    "It's here, but no one wants it." - The Sugar Speaker
  69. It's quite simply WHY Star Trek isn't what it was by genrader · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When you get rid of people like Spock and Data, the series completely flops. Nobody in any of the new series are anything like Data, and even though Data was great, he was nothing compared to Spock. Bring back Spock, or someone very similar to him or Data, and you've got a series :D

    Oh yes, and the typical knowitall Captain who sometimes is okay, but usually requires the council of the Spock-type figure.

  70. SO DAMN TRUE! by Cyno01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The best thing they could do is exactly what you suggested, do a series on earth, at starfleet headquarters. Better yet, do that, with Section 31. They really havn't explored earth much, there were a few episodes of DS9 where they visited, with the changling scare and everything, and there were a few eps of voyager, the one where harry got switched with his friend, and the ones with Murdoch, i mean Barclay, and Troi, but those were terrible (along with the post kes seasons of voyager...). A series taking place on earth after the cadassian/dominion war and after voyagers return would be cool. I think they could even get away with some cameos from the voyager crew. There are enough known planets that they've never been to that they could have original story lines without resorting to borg/holodeck/time-travel. Vulcan, Andor(andorian homeworld?) Bol(bolians...), uh, other planets with blue people... Mars!!! They need to fire berman.

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  71. To NOT TNG. Or DS9. Or ST:V. Or... by Mulletproof · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "TNG had excellent continuity with storyline...The characters progressed and grew..."

    You have got to be kidding. With probably the notable exception of Wesly, Barkley, and maybe a certain holographic doctor, nearly every Trek character has been as static as a maniquin. Their actions from episode to episode did nothing to affect donwline events, nor did these events have any affect on their personalities. Each show was self contianed and the Riker you knew in one episode would be exactly the same in the others. And as much as you malign Voyager (rightfully so n some cases) it probably had the most character development I've ever seen in a Trek series and the most reactive plot to boot. They were normally short range arcs, but at least they stepped out of their own airtight compartment for a change.

    Frankly, I'm tired of trek in general. Most of the plot is self contained and most of the characters are static. You can only do it so many times before it gets stale. At least do it right.

    Like Firefly.

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    1. Re:To NOT TNG. Or DS9. Or ST:V. Or... by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Their actions from episode to episode did nothing to affect donwline events, nor did these events have any affect on their personalities

      Says who? Sisko's actions during the war didn't affect downline events? The events of his forced assimilation and being used as a tool to murder 11,000 fellow officers had no impact on Picard? How about the impact of his torture by Cardassians? Or the impact on his character from the probe that captured him so he could live a lifetime in another culture? (Quite possibly the best episode of Trek ever -- either that episode or Darmok -- both Picard centered shows)

      Troi's character didn't grow? She certinaly wasn't the same "Captain I sense a strong life presense here... my god it's in pain! Horrible pain! Oh the pain!" piece of eyecandy in Season 7 that she was in Season 1.

      How about Data? You want to talk about the Doctor from Voyager? Fine -- he was probably the only Voyager character that did grow any. But he was modeled after Data -- Data's character had tremendous growth over the years. Some of the best episodes (Measure of a Man) centered around his character.

      What about Worf? His character grew over the years. Worf would probably be the Spock of TNG -- in Season 1 he was completely Klingon ("For battle come to me!") -- by Season 7 he had incorporated the best of both the Klingon and Human/Federation cultures.

      All of these events lasted much longer then just one episode. TNG didn't do the "plot-arc" like Voyager or Enterprise did -- they didn't need it. TNG invented (or at least brought it out of hiatus?) the cliffhanger concept in modern television with "Best of Both Worlds" -- Voyager made it a tired old cliche.

      And as much as you malign Voyager (rightfully so n some cases) it probably had the most character development I've ever seen in a Trek series and the most reactive plot to boot

      Is that why Harry Kim never stopped being the naive Ensign or got a promotion? Is that why they invented a love-interest between Chokotay (probably my favorite Voyager character) and Seven that didn't seem to exist before they pulled it out of thin air? How about other character traits pulled out of thin air and invented for the sake of one episode then quickly forgotten? Like Janeway's depression or the fact that she talks to her ship? The love story between Tom (the Riker character of Voyager) and B'leanna (another of my Voyager favorites) was believable and well done -- B'leanna's character had some decent growth over the years. But other stuff (like the Maquis subplot) was forgotten about in favor of technobabble (Voyager made it a cliche) and showing off Seven's Tits & Ass whenever the opportunity presented itself. For God sakes Jeri Ryan is a beautiful woman in normal attire (recall Seven's character in the dream sequences of Unimatrix Zero) -- why the hell did she need to be in that bunny suit for any other reason then appealing to the horny teenage demographic? Seven could have been an interesting character -- instead they decided to focus on her T&A and magical nanoprobes that could do anything from defeat unstoppable aliens, cut 10,000 lightyears off our trip, and warm up Janeway's coffee after a hard day's work on an away team. And they still slice that tomato!

      Frankly, I'm tired of trek in general. Most of the plot is self contained and most of the characters are static. You can only do it so many times before it gets stale. At least do it right.

      I'm not disagreeing with you. Voyager and Enterprise ruined it for me. It needs another 25 year hiatus before they try to do anything else with it.

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  72. Enterprise by my02wrxsti · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I, for one, don't half mind Enterprise. To me it seems more gritty and real than previous series. I never forget in one of the early episodes where the crew of the Enterprise were in a fire fight and demonstrated that, at least at that time, they had not lost the basic tactic of *taking cover*. The small team tactics of the other Star Trek series and movies always seemed to be a matter of stand out in the open full height and point your phaser at the enemy. The concept of hiding behind stuff to not be a target never occurred to anyone.

    Richard.

  73. Troi? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Troi's character didn't grow? She certinaly wasn't the same "Captain I sense a strong life presense here... my god it's in pain! Horrible pain! Oh the pain!" piece of eyecandy in Season 7 that she was in Season 1.

    Yes. By that time, she had moved up to having headaches due to ghosts in the bulkhead. She was even a cake in one show.

    But other [Voyager] stuff (like the Maquis subplot) was forgotten about in favor of technobabble

    I think you missed the two- or three-hundred TNG episodes about Data and Geordi teaming up to track down mysterious //jargon// emmisions/particles/etc penetrating the ships hull or emitting from the ambassador's temporary quarters. After this, they solved the problem by redirecting the //jargon// output from the //jargon// manifold (which typically involved crouching down for a half hour in front of an open wall panel and pulling at glowing blue plastic tubes).

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