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NYT Discovers Internet's Wild Side: IRC

maztec writes "The New York Times (free soul-sucking registration required) published an article today entitled The Internet's Wilder Side. Apparently, according to the article, 'the Internet has come to resemble a pleasant, well-policed suburb , [but] a little-known neighborhood known as Internet Relay Chat remains the Wild West.' In essence the article concerns itself with how IRC is the breeding ground of all the Internet's Evils, from animal pornography and illegal file sharing to virus making and computer cracking, it all starts here. I'd continue pointing out interesting quotes, but that'd be a waste. Go read it yourself. And if you're on IRC, remember, you're evil. Even if you're one of those do-gooders who uses Mozilla, LFS, or FreeNode servers for software development."

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  1. God forbid by Corbets · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't wait to see what happens when they discover newsgroups. Man, their heads will pop. ;)

    1. Re:God forbid by JaffaKREE · · Score: 5, Funny

      I always suspected I was an evil, conniving, warez trading, mp3 album pre-releasing, movie theater recording and distributing bastard from the moment I typed /server irc.dal.net lo those many years ago. Now I know for sure. Time to go kill some puppies and take pictures and post them in #MurderedPuppies.

    2. Re:God forbid by GreyPoopon · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I can't wait to see what happens when they discover newsgroups.

      This has already happened to one of the Philadelphia news channels, although I must say that they have no clue what newsgroups really are. They ran a special feature about Voicenet, accusing them of supporting child pornography and all kinds of things. They showed the police going into the office and seizing Voicenet assets. I was shocked when it first came on. About twenty minutes into it, I became surpised at just how idiotic the whole thing was. It was all about the "Quickvue" search tool that can basically thumbnail internet content, in particular Usenet newsgroups. Apparently, a number of people were using the tool to thumbnail some of the alt.binaries.*.erotica.* newsgroups with child pornography. The news made it sound like all of this was the fault of Voicenet, and that they were doing something sinister. When Voicenet responded that they were not really able to police the content of the newsgroups, the TV station asserted that this was ridiculous, making it sound like an easy task to monitor every single post that comes into every single of the 120,000+ newsgroups out there for banned content. Just for the record, the servers were seized in January and no charges have yet been filed against Voicenet. I think the authorities are looking for subscriber lists to go directly after people viewing the content. I'm not sure if the seizure was really legal, though.

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    3. Re:God forbid by Alexis+Brooke · · Score: 5, Funny

      This IRC thing sounds pretty bad. I can't wait for the New York Times to do a report on the 1995 documentary "Hackers".

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    4. Re:God forbid by in7ane · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The pirated copies of music, films, games and other software were generally distributed using a separate Internet file-transfer system"

      You are right, and they are getting close as well.

      With newsgroups it will be even better though, since the groups are actually stored (possession) on company owned servers somewhere, which people pay subscriptions (profit) to access the messages (distribution) from - no, don't give them the idea... (actually I do wonder, how to the 'complete' newsgroup providers get away with this?)

    5. Re:God forbid by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I can't wait to see what happens when they discover newsgroups. Man, their heads will pop. ;)

      Heh. Newsgroups are less interactive, so I bet they wouldn't be as impressed. They can't watch live conversations between skript kiddiez and warez d00dz, so it'll have less "punch". Personally, that's what I like about newsgroups-- not having to talk to a 14 year old doofus and stroke his tiny ego enough to give me what I'm looking for is worth the spam-wading.

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    6. Re:God forbid by Jack+Comics · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just FYI, you can find a transcript of the local news station's (WPVI's), report here. WPVI even takes credit for informing the local police. If anything, what WPVI did was abuse of journalism, IMO. They in effect created their own story, and effected the operation of a large ISP as a result.

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    7. Re:God forbid by pyros · · Score: 5, Funny

      First rule of Usenet: You do NOT talk about Usenet!!

    8. Re:God forbid by Three+Headed+Man · · Score: 3, Funny

      On'tday alktay aboutyay ethay ewsgroupsnay!

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    9. Re:God forbid by caluml · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yep. IRC + newsgroups = the original P2P and IM. alt.binaries.movies.divx or alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.* anyone?

      Why hasn't someone set up a second internet over the main one, where IP allocation is dynamic, and untracable? You're only tracable through your IP address, so if you get allocated a random one, and routing still works, and you throw in a little IPsec, voila.

    10. Re:God forbid by caluml · · Score: 2, Funny
      and effected the operation of a large ISP as a result.

      They started up their own ISP? Wow, that's evil tactics.

    11. Re:God forbid by pete.com · · Score: 2, Funny

      Police, FBI, and other law enforcement agencies don't seize computer equipment unless it is directly involved in a commision of the crime (such as a hackers PC). If they need the data they take dd copies with them for analysis later. In teh case of Contraband such as child porn it would be eliminated before they left.

    12. Re:God forbid by 3Suns · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Next thing you know they're going to be finding UPS liable for shipping boxes of contraband information.

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    13. Re:God forbid by cshark · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This was some of the most irresponsible journalism I've seen in a long time.

      First off, since when is the www a "well policed little suburb?" There's just as much shadiness on the web as there is on IRC. And it's super easy to get at. Just enter it into Google, and you're on your way. All without even touching IRC.

      The author also made some funny contradictions. Like the part where he says there are only 50,000 people on all of IRC on at any given time. And then in the next paragraph and the rest of the article he goes on to say how there's no way to know how many people are online. Funny, but a NYT editor should have caught that.

      The article was big on assumptions, and short on fact. If they really wanted to bring it home, they should have interviewed a virus writer or hacker who actually uses the system for this kind of thing. That would have made it an interesting piece.

      And rather than going on about how bad the thing is, the author should have proposed a solution, or spoken to someone who offers a solution.

      I don't know.
      A lot of this should have been covered in Journalism 101. I guess if the point of the article was fear mongering of the technically challenged, it got it's point across. But it seemed kind of yellow to me.

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    14. Re:God forbid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      wait till they find out windows 2000 server has telnet! the sky is falling the sky is falling!

    15. Re:God forbid by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am SO grateful! Here I was on efnet hanging on #linuxhelp. To THINK of the potential danger I was in...

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    16. Re:God forbid by rudeboy1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just got done reading that "article."
      I didn't realize they gave jobs to people who were that bad at journalism.
      ""Can you tell us why the police were here a couple of weeks ago?"
      "I have no idea, I wasn't here."
      "Did you have child porn on your web site?"

      What the hell? They don't list his response to the last question in the article. What kind of a statement is that? The whole article reads like a nosy neighbor telling all about someone she called the cops on. I live in a small town in FL, but here, when they do a "investigative report," it is at the very least somewhat legitimate. They show you pictures of flies on hamburger about to be cooked and served, or something like that. Do these guys advertise as a news channel or a tabloid show?

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    17. Re:God forbid by Torne · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Police, FBI and other law enforcement agencies seize computer equipment *all the time*. Then if what you're being accused of is pretty unimportant, it'll sit on a shelf in an evidence locker someplace for three months before any forensics guys even take a look at it. This happened to a friend of mine. The police who arrive at the office/your house/whatever know what computers look like, and might have one 'expert' with them, but they will never just take copies of your data, they will take whole machines, even whole networks.

      If a computer has had kiddy porn on it, they typically destroy the computer. The whole thing. Maybe the monitor too for good measure. They're not polite about this kind of thing.

    18. Re:God forbid by Kombat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If anything, what WPVI did was abuse of journalism, IMO.

      One man's "abuse of journalism" is another man's "Freedom of the Press."

      Watch out, lest I report you for "abuse of speech."

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    19. Re:God forbid by Skjellifetti · · Score: 5, Informative

      Did you read the same article I did?

      First off, since when is the www a "well policed little suburb?"

      Actual quote from NYT:

      Even as much of the Internet has come to resemble a pleasant, well-policed suburb, a little-known neighborhood known as Internet Relay Chat remains the Wild West. While copyright holders and law enforcement agencies take aim at their adversaries on Web sites and peer-to-peer file-sharing networks like Napster, I.R.C. remains the place where people with something to hide go to do business.

      Sounds like a reasonable statement to me. The cops ARE going after child porn web sites and p2p networks.

      The author also made some funny contradictions. Like the part where he says there are only 50,000 people on all of IRC on at any given time. And then in the next paragraph and the rest of the article he goes on to say how there's no way to know how many people are online. Funny, but a NYT editor should have caught that.

      Actual NYT quote:

      Probably no more than 500,000 people are using I.R.C. worldwide at any time, and many of them are engaged in legitimate activities, network administrators say. [SNIP] It is almost impossible to determine exactly how many people use I.R.C.

      Note the careful use of qualifiers probably vs. exactly.

      The article was big on assumptions, and short on fact.

      Actual NYT quote:

      "I.R.C. is where all of the kids come on and go nuts,'' William A. Bierman, a college student in Hawaii who helps develop I.R.C. server software and who is known online as billy-jon, said in a telephone interview. "All of the attention I.R.C. has gotten over the years has been because it's a haven for criminals, which is a very one-sided view.
      "The whole idea behind I.R.C. is freedom of speech. There is really no structure on the Internet for policing I.R.C., and there are intentionally no rules. Obviously you're not allowed to hack the Pentagon, but there are no rules like 'You can't say this' or 'You can't do that.'"


      The article was full of well researched facts including interviews with the authors of the most popular IRC software.

      I guess if the point of the article was fear mongering of the technically challenged, it got it's point across. But it seemed kind of yellow to me.

      The article wasn't aimed at you. It was aimed at the general public. It was fairly balanced and described the good, the bad, and the ugly of IRC. You've just got your panties in a twist because you think you're an l337 d00d.

    20. Re:God forbid by atomic-penguin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Reporting factual inaccuracies against a group or a person, is not "Freedom of the Press". It is "Abuse of Journalism. Haven't you ever heard of something called "libel" or "slander"?

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    21. Re:God forbid by aka-ed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Examine the thread you are posting in, this subdiscussion concerns a TV news channel, not the NYT. The ISP is suing the prosecuter, check it out.

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    22. Re:God forbid by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry but lets look at the web and then see if its a well maintaned suburb. Just like a real suburb, once you scratch the surface you see the crap underneath that makes city life so fulfilling.

      1. Fake amazon, paypal ,etc sites. It doesn't matter if they get pulled down, within minutes they have your credit card number. How often do people drop their cc number in newsgroups or irc?

      2. Spyware. Lots of it. Misleading ads. Electronic extortion "look we can open your cd drive with activex, pay us 20 dollars for "security software"

      3. Web exploits.

      4. Ads and cookies compiling data about your surfing.

      5. Sites that teach hacking, p2p info, etc that no one on irc would bother to tell n00bs.

      Seems to me the web is a lot more dangerous for users than irc and newsgroups combined.

    23. Re:God forbid by Ykant · · Score: 5, Funny
      Next thing you know they're going to be finding UPS liable for shipping boxes of contraband information.

      Quiet, man - I need my cigars!

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    24. Re:God forbid by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think so, really. There's a reason you can't drive until you're 16... it's because you aren't capable of making good decisions until then, and often much later than that. The key is MOST people. There are always exceptions, but for the most part, if you're a 'kid', you aren't emotionally mature enough to be more than a pest.

    25. Re:God forbid by AmoebafromSweden · · Score: 3, Funny

      >Time to go kill some puppies and take pictures >and post them in #MurderedPuppies.

      Great idea!

      I'll join you there!

    26. Re:God forbid by InterventionOne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The article wasn't aimed at you. It was aimed at the general public. It was fairly balanced and described the good, the bad, and the ugly of IRC.

      This is a good point, but I'll debate the "fairly balanced" for two reasons:

      (1), as you sort of pointed out, it's much easier to get caught up in the "bad" than it is to notice the "good" in this article.

      (2), couple #1 with the fact that "the general public" tend to be paranoid when it comes to computer stuff that they don't know diddly squat about, and suddenly this article is yet another case of FUDSI.

    27. Re:God forbid by waveclaw · · Score: 3, Funny

      Police, FBI and other law enforcement agencies seize computer equipment *all the time*.
      [snip]
      The police who arrive at the office/your house/whatever know what computers look like, and might have one 'expert' with them, but they will never just take copies of your data, they will take whole machines, even whole networks.


      Hmmmm...

      If a computer has had kiddy porn on it, they typically destroy the computer.

      So, the key is to get a bunch of old, empty 486 boxen for a font job and build your cases out of non-computer like stuff. Funiture. Lamps. Microwaves.

      Cops come in a size everything 'computer like' while you hide the power cord running into your wi-fi enabled lay-z-boy.

      I guess Extreme Case modding can pay off.

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    28. Re:God forbid by yosemite · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I actually appreciate that 14 year olds, or any age, can get on the net. I was exposed to an amazing array of information near that age that I might not have had access to if I hadn't started to explore the net.

      I would really have to say that worrying about "agism" on slashdot is a waste of your time. The net, at least to me, is the domain of geeky teenagers, maybe you dont know it yet. That might be because of non-tech savvy older generation can't compete, but in any event the net provides for most kids a greater degree of autonomy then is possible in their everyday lives. So in that sense I think teenagers should be given more leeway then adults, they deserve it. You know-youth culture *always* supercedes the older generations.

      Let the kids roam, its good for the ecosystem. In fact, script kiddies are good for the ecosystem too as well as people who program and teach people to program. Hellz, there's plenty of room for all.

  2. Such a discovery! by Jaywalk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow. The New York Times has discovered IRC. What an amazing discovery. What are they going to discover next? Pennsylvania? I'd love to hear their hard-hitting expose about Pittsburgh.

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    1. Re:Such a discovery! by beh · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's kind of interesting that the NYT would engage in what I would
      consider sensationalist press. I remember that in the late 1990s a
      German TV report came out with a sensationalist article about the
      fact that there was a "secret document" on the Internet which would
      describe how to build bombs - and that this would be totally
      scandalous.

      This "*secret* document" was the FAQ rec.pyrotechnics...

    2. Re:Such a discovery! by robnauta · · Score: 2, Informative

      They are probably surprised that people still use it, despite its lackluster color support hacks (mirc-specific), old protocols that refuses to change (allowing wonderful things to enhance your chat experience like floods, nickfloods, people intentionally splitting the network to gain 'ops', an unusable channel list, and a screen full of mode changes), and slow nat-unfriendly filetransfers.

    3. Re:Such a discovery! by TWX · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Wow. The New York Times has discovered IRC. What an amazing discovery. What are they going to discover next? Pennsylvania? I'd love to hear their hard-hitting expose about Pittsburgh."

      Wait'll they discover that IRC is twelve years old! I think that the protocol is older than most of the people that use it, at least on a mental level.

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    4. Re:Such a discovery! by gmuslera · · Score: 4, Funny
      Well, in the mid-90's there was a lot of hype (not sure if in the media) about a document that described how to build atomic bombs.

      Of course, that document started saying something like "go to your local grocery store and buy 3 kg of U-235" :)

    5. Re:Such a discovery! by madprof · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well the article says it began in the late 80s so maybe someone told them....?

    6. Re:Such a discovery! by amembleton · · Score: 2, Informative
      despite its lackluster color support hacks (mirc-specific)

      Those colour support hacks also work in Chatzilla, part of Mozilla.

    7. Re:Such a discovery! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Informative

      Of course, that document started saying something like "go to your local grocery store and buy 3 kg of U-235" :)

      Then use an old buick as a shell. Carefully pack the entire contraption in a few tons of traditional explosives like plastique or nitroglycerin....

      The really amusing part is that it isn't all that hard to build an atomic bomb. Only two ingredients are difficult to come by:

      1. Enriched U-235 or Pu-239. The enrichment process requires a massive chemicals and refining infrastructure. Pu-239 is produced inside worked reactors and is carefully accounted for by UN watchdogs. Plus the Pu-239 has to be very pure. If it contains a large amount of Pu-238, it will be useless.

      2. The initial charge has to be carefully shaped or else the bomb will fizzle. The only known ways to test a design are by actually blowing one up or running computer simulations. The former is rather noticeable, while the later is the reason we put an embargo on computing technology to certain countries.

      If you want to know how to build a hydrogen bomb, go do a search for the Progressive article. Good luck on manufacturing a uranium neutron reflector!

    8. Re:Such a discovery! by zolon · · Score: 5, Informative
      It is actually older then 12 years. 1989 was when Eris Free Network was started in hopes of getting rid of eris.edu.

      I think I just have proven that I am either old, or a geek. Probably both.

      sin

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    9. Re:Such a discovery! by isopossu · · Score: 2, Funny
      Did you know IRC is of Finnish origin? As is linux.

      Ban the commie-cracker-pornloving Finland!

    10. Re:Such a discovery! by dougmc · · Score: 3, Informative
      It is actually older then 12 years. 1989 was when Eris Free Network was started in hopes of getting rid of eris.edu.
      The first IRC server was created in 1988. The Anet/Eris-Free net split actually happened in 1990. This page may be useful.
    11. Re:Such a discovery! by nutshell42 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The former is rather noticeable, while the later is the reason we put an embargo on computing technology to certain countries.

      Even worse, you need accurate data on previous explosions for valid simulations. The French ran a whole new series of tests to get it. Stealing the data from one of the existing nuclear powers should be as difficult as simply stealing a working nuke.

      On the other hand if you've got enough plutonium/u-235 it is possible to build a bomb which should be working even with slight deviations from the optimum

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    12. Re:Such a discovery! by sparkie · · Score: 4, Informative

      IRC was born during summer 1988 when Jarkko "WiZ" Oikarinen wrote the first IRC client and server at the University of Oulu, Finland (where he was working at the Department of Information Processing Science).

      Making it 16 years old.

      http://daniel.haxx.se/irchistory.html

    13. Re:Such a discovery! by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2
      and in X-chat and irssi and countless others- even Java applets. Too many others, in fact. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SET CHANNEL MODE +c?

      Much better. I like my color filter. :)

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    14. Re:Such a discovery! by gkwok · · Score: 3, Funny

      What about Pu-36? Oh goody! My illudium Pu-36 explosive space modulator!

    15. Re:Such a discovery! by PReDiToR · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well the article says

      Oh there's always one, isn't there? You had to show off that you Read TFA.

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    16. Re:Such a discovery! by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I rememeber getting a "Secret picture of a Atomic Bomb schematic" years ago. I may still have it. Its ok though. To preserve national security it is in a format almost impossible to decrypt: Apple Newton Book format.

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    17. Re:Such a discovery! by carlos_benj · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's kind of interesting that the NYT would engage in what I would consider sensationalist press.

      Right. That's /.'s job....

      From the article:
      Probably no more than 500,000 people are using I.R.C. worldwide at any time, and many of them are engaged in legitimate activities, network administrators say.
      The /. take?
      And if you're on IRC, remember, you're evil.
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    18. Re:Such a discovery! by Turmio · · Score: 3, Informative

      IRC is actually even older than that and it was invented by a fellow called Jarkko Oikarinen in University of Oulu in Finland in August 1988. Read about it here. First servers that formed the the original IRC network are still online participating the IRCnet network.

    19. Re:Such a discovery! by windows · · Score: 2, Informative

      Okay, troll, I'll bite.

      There are two types of text formatting that are used on IRC. One uses ANSI escapes (nowadays these are rarely seen) and the other uses the mIRC style of color. Nearly every IRC client I've seen supports mIRC color codes, including BitchX, irssi, xircon, epic, ircii, and just about any other client made in the last 5 years or so.

      The protocols have changed over time, and as such, several RFCs have been released as updates to the original RFC1459. In addition, many networks add their own nonstandard features and hacks to further improve their users experience. These new RFCs were released in 2000, IIRC.

      Floods are rare and are rather difficult to do well nowadays. Most channels are protected with bots of some sort and most of these bots automatically prevent floods and nickfloods. In addition, these bots enforce bans, automatically kicking a banned user from the channel. While it's not directly part of the IRC protocol, bots and enhancements in client software have eliminated most of these problems. The same goes for a screen full of mode changes. I use irssi, which will condense mode changes into less lines so your screen isn't full of flooding.

      Splitting any major network to get ops in a channel is virtually impossible now. For the most part, that issue was solved in 1996 when TS (on EFnet) and delay (on IRCNet) were implemented. At least on the EFnet side of things, this has been enhanced to TS3, TS5, and then a CHANFIX bot was added. Now on EFnet, even a channel which has been taken over can be fixed. Packeting servers to gain ops is useless and just doesn't happen anymore. So, unless you've been away from IRC for about the past eight years, you would know this isn't a problem.

      As for the nat-unfriendly transfers, that's another myth. In mIRC, there's an option of how to obtain your IP. One method is "normal" and the other is "server." If you're behind a NAT, just select server. Instead of looking up your IP the normal way, it gets your IP from the server and as a result will get the IP of your gateway, thus allowing DCC to work correctly. You might have to forward a few ports if you want to DCC send, but that shouldn't be a huge issue. Nearly every other IRC client has a similar feature to get your IP from the server. I'm behind a NAT and have no trouble with DCC.

      While all of your complaints were true at one time in the past, IRC has improved greatly in recent years. Just about every issue you mention has been addressed.

    20. Re:Such a discovery! by xgamer04 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's always the Finns who program the cool stuff :P

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  3. How many years has IRC been running? by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next thing you know, they'll be raving about the wonders of Archie, Veronica and Gopher!

    1. Re:How many years has IRC been running? by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 3, Funny

      Was there ever an Internet app called Big Ethel?

    2. Re:How many years has IRC been running? by jandrese · · Score: 4, Funny

      What? Without Gopher where am I supposed to find copies of wuftp for Windows 3.1 and news on the 1995 Nobel Prize winners?

      Actually, Gopher is great for looking back at what the internet looked like 8 years ago, when the last update was made to a Gopher site.

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    3. Re:How many years has IRC been running? by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 3, Informative

      You forgot WAIS. You know veronica was only a fancy front end for gopher right?

      I do miss gopher though. I was on the internet for about 8 months before the WWW hit. Those were good days.

      Remember nemesis.berkey.edu/~gdead to download all the .au shows? Anyone?

  4. why is it always me that does this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:why is it always me that does this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      How about posting the link advert free next time then, heheheh

    2. Re:why is it always me that does this? by nutshell42 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Even as much of the Internet has come to resemble a pleasant, well-policed suburb

      oh yeah (beware, goatse ahead =)

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  5. Thanks for the heads up... by jejones · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess I need to work on a maniacal laugh or on holding my extended pinkie to the corner of my mouth. And there I thought I was just getting help with Gentoo and Fedora Core 2 Test 3...

    1. Re:Thanks for the heads up... by prat393 · · Score: 3, Funny
      And there I thought I was just getting help with Gentoo and Fedora Core 2 Test 3...
      You're mixing them? Diabolical!
  6. Thank god... by Lugor · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..they haven't found bash.org yet!

  7. Well policed suburbs? by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously, they're refering to usenet. I mean, I haven't seen a fatal shooting there in quite some time.

  8. Of course by Orgazmus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is not every place with free speech and relative stealthness a breedingplace for:
    -terrorists
    -virusmakers
    -worms
    -terroris ts
    -porn
    -terrorists

    ?

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    1. Re:Of course by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This century, it's the Internet. 200 (or so) years ago, it was coffeehouses. No matter what the forum, it will always be used to discuss dissention.

    2. Re:Of course by Dhalka226 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's not entirely applicable, but your comment reminded me of a quote:

      "The only freedom which counts is the freedom to do what some other people think to be wrong. There is no point in demanding freedom to do that which all will applaud. All the so-called liberties or rights are things which have to be asserted against others who claim that if such things are to be allowed their own rights are infringed or their own liberties threatened. This is always true, even when we speak of the freedom to worship, of the right of free speech or association, or of public assembly. If we are to allow freedoms at all there will constantly be complaints that either the liberty itself or the way in which it is exercised is being abused, and, if it is a genuine freedom, these complaints will often be justified. There is no way of having a free society in which there is not abuse. Abuse is the very hallmark of liberty."
      -- Lord Chief Justice Halisham

  9. Ahhh.. fear of the unknown by steve+buttgereit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think this best sums up what is at play here:

    "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear. And the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." -- Lovecraft.

    IRC is still more difficult to use than AOL chat rooms and largely the domain of techies. Sure bad stuff happens there because it's not part of the mainstream, but I don't know that it's worse there than anywhere else... ...god help them if they find USENET.

    Cheers!
    SCB

    1. Re:Ahhh.. fear of the unknown by steve+buttgereit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes and when I was that I age I was teaching my computer teachers how to use computers, but that doesn't mean a damn thing. 1) the young often times more easily adapt to complicated technologies than older people, 2) a twelve year old often times doesn't have much better to do than fuck with an IRC client, 3) -Most- 12 year olds don't use IRC because there are more readily available methods (like AOL and IM).

      Much of the point is that IRC takes more to get logged in, it takes more to find the client, it takes more to find an IRC server. Finally, you have to go looking for IRC whereas AOL and IM clients are thrust in your face.

  10. Darn! Now average joe will use it and ruin it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Time to go back to BBS for all the evil stuff.

  11. /list by Himring · · Score: 5, Funny

    IRC is the breeding ground of all the Internet's Evils

    It was in 1996 that I developed my eye twitch. That was just after having read /list for the first time on efnet....

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    1. Re:/list by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Informative
      IRC developed a successive series of safety features to prevent this from happening. First, they designed the network to drop you for flooding when you did a /list *, and later, they just prevented it entirely - at least on efnet. (The one true irc network.)

      I haven't tried doing one on openprojects or anything like that, though.

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    2. Re:/list by Chutzpah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's pretty interesting, especially considering I did a /list on EFnet about 20 minutes ago. I got 24366 channels and didn't get disconnected while it was listing (although xchat locked up for a bit, probably while it was sorting the list).

  12. seems odd by theMerovingian · · Score: 5, Interesting


    I think its funny that file sharing is now on a par with animal pornography...

    The vilification plan is almost complete.

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    1. Re:seems odd by Glonoinha · · Score: 5, Funny

      That depends. We talking animals with other animals, or animals with people? The former you can find on the Discovery Channel; the latter, not so much.

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  13. Quitcherbitchin'... here's the text. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    It was just another Wednesday on the sprawling Internet chat-room network known as I.R.C. In a room called Prime-Tyme-Movies, users offered free pirated downloads of "The Passion of the Christ'' and "Kill Bill Vol. 2.'' In the DDO-Matrix channel, illegal copies of Microsoft's Windows software and "Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time,'' an Xbox game, were ripe for downloading. In other chat rooms yesterday, whole albums of free MP3's were hawked with blaring capital letters. And in a far less obtrusive channel, a hacker may well have been checking his progress of hacking into the computers of unsuspecting Internet users.

    Even as much of the Internet has come to resemble a pleasant, well-policed suburb, a little-known neighborhood known as Internet Relay Chat remains the Wild West. While copyright holders and law enforcement agencies take aim at their adversaries on Web sites and peer-to-peer file-sharing networks like Napster, I.R.C. remains the place where people with something to hide go to do business.

    Probably no more than 500,000 people are using I.R.C. worldwide at any time, and many of them are engaged in legitimate activities, network administrators say. Yet that pirated copy of Microsoft Office or Norton Utilities that turns up on a home-burned CD-ROM may well have originated on I.R.C. And the Internet viruses and "denial of service'' attacks that periodically make news generally get their start there, too. This week, the network's chat rooms were abuzz with what seemed like informed chatter about the Sasser worm, which infected hundreds of thousands of computers over the weekend.

    "I.R.C. is where you are going to find your 'elite' level pirates,'' said John R. Wolfe, director for enforcement at the Business Software Alliance, a trade group that fights software piracy. "If they were only associating with each other and inbreeding, maybe we could coexist alongside them. But it doesn't work that way. What they're doing on I.R.C. has a way of permeating into mainstream piracy.''

    Two weeks ago, the F.B.I., in conjunction with law enforcement agencies in 10 foreign countries, announced an operation called Fastlink, aimed at shutting down the activities of almost 100 people suspected of helping operate illegal software vaults on the Internet. The pirated copies of music, films, games and other software were generally distributed using a separate Internet file-transfer system, said a Justice Department spokesman, but the actual pirates generally used I.R.C. to communicate and coordinate with one another.

    "The groups targeted as part of Fastlink are alleged to have used I.R.C. to have committed their crimes, like almost all other warez groups,'' the spokesman, Michael Kulstad, said in a telephone interview. Warez, pronounced like wares, is techie slang for illegally copied software.

    When I.R.C. started in the 1980's, it was best known as a way for serious computer professionals worldwide to communicate in real time. It is still possible - though sometimes a bit difficult - to find mature technical discussions among the tens of thousands of I.R.C. chat rooms, known as channels, operating at any one time. There are also respectable I.R.C. systems and channels - some operated by universities or Internet service providers - for gamers seeking opponents or those who want to talk about sports or hobbies.

    Still, I.R.C. perhaps most closely resembles the cantina scene in "Star Wars'': a louche hangout of digital smugglers, pirates, curiosity seekers and the people who love them (or hunt them). There seem to be I.R.C. channels dedicated to every sexual fetish, and I.R.C. users speculate that terrorists also use the networks to communicate in relative obscurity. Yet I.R.C. has its advocates, who point to its legitimate uses.

    "I.R.C. is where all of the kids come on and go nuts,'' William A. Bierman, a college student in Hawaii who helps develop I.R.C. server software and who is known online as billy-jon, said in a telephone interview. "All of the attention I.R.C. has

  14. If they think IRC is bad by Tebriel · · Score: 5, Funny

    they should see Ebay. There's some weird shit for sale there....

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    1. Re:If they think IRC is bad by Laur · · Score: 2, Funny
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  15. IRC isn't the cause... by lxt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article implies IRC is the cause of the evils. IRC is a medium, not a cause. It's just a way of organising so called "evils". You still have to want to get to the "evil" material in the first place.

    1. Re:IRC isn't the cause... by mrtroy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I believe the article proves you are incorrect. IRC is not just a medium, apparently.
      Yet that pirated copy of Microsoft Office or Norton Utilities that turns up on a home-burned CD-ROM may well have originated on I.R.C.
      Pirated software can originate from IRC itself (not the clients or the servers)
      The whole idea behind I.R.C. is freedom of speech. There is really no structure on the Internet for policing I.R.C., and there are intentionally no rules. Obviously you're not allowed to hack the Pentagon, but there are no rules like 'You can't say this' or 'You can't do that.'
      You can hack the pentagon from IRC, you just arent supposed to.

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    2. Re:IRC isn't the cause... by frinkster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You still have to want to get to the "evil" material in the first place.

      And if there's anything the drug war has taught us, it's that as long as people want something, people will get it.

  16. I, for one... by thedogcow · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new evil IRC overlords...

    But truly, you want to know something that is the epitome of evil, that represents fire and brimstone, and a general sense of Rotting.... Netsplits!

    Oh the Horror!

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  17. In Other News... by Vaginal+Discharge · · Score: 2, Funny

    President Bush sends US Marshalls into IRC to try to bring law and order.

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  18. Hmm... by Peden · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While the submitter might be right in hinting that the New York Times, does not know jack about the internet, they do have a point. IRC _IS_ the breeding ground for all sorts of weird stuff, be that legal or illegal, and although many people use it for strictly legal purposes, it could do with some cleanup. The question remains though, should IRC be censored along with everything else (little by little, our precious internet is going mainstream), or should it remain as it is? Personally I am for the staying of IRC, yet I also share the concerns of the Times.

    1. Re:Hmm... by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The "problem" with IRC is that it connects people. IRC isnt a breeding ground for weird stuff, humanity is.

      The main beef is that IRC is an old, open protocol with countless free servers out there. How are you supposed to charge 10 cents per instant message when such things exist?

      Babies are safer when you write a lot of checks. Beware free things, they're inherently evil and unamerican. IRC is like a slum (he doesnt mention which network, I'll assume they're all the same). AOL chat rooms are where high class individuals masturbate.

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    2. Re:Hmm... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The WEB is mainstream. Most people just can't tell the difference between the www, ftp, e-mail, irc, and usenet. I get the strangest looks when I tell some people to type "eff tee pee colon slash slash" sometimes...

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    3. Re:Hmm... by painandgreed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The question remains though, should IRC be censored along with everything else...

      Umm, what's censored currently? Nobody reviews my webpages before I put them up. There are plenty of porn and even illegal porn sites out there that you can get onto if you want to spend the time. Warez exist still and with a little work i coudl probalby find any program authentification code I want. The only place there might be censorship would/could be Google or other search engines if they blocked certain searches.

      If by censorship, you mean when illegal activity is found it is acted against, it has been censored for a very long time. Long before the web became a household word, IRC warez were being traded and people were being arrested for doing so. Police are already in IRC looking for peadophiles just as they are chat rooms.

    4. Re:Hmm... by System.out.println() · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you post a page on almost any hosting service, and put kiddie porn on it, it'll likely get taken down. If you host it yourself, they'll probably trace your IP address, shut down your domain, etc.

      But if you connect to IRC through a proxy there's very little anyone can do.

  19. they just discovered it? by Savatte · · Score: 2, Funny

    Talk about being late to a party. They are later than my girlfriend's period. zing!

  20. Just saw a discussion in #hackers... by jez9999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The NYT has an article on us being 'evil'! Just saw it on Slashdot, go see it :-P
    <creat1ve> What?
    <creat1ve> Damn.. they suck!!
    <creative> hack-bot, DDOS nytimes.com
    <hack-bot> Initializing DDOS

    ...

    <l1ght> Haha, nytimes.com down :-) That'll teach them to badmouth irc, thank god for that Slammer virus that let us build up those zombies!

    1. Re:Just saw a discussion in #hackers... by HeghmoH · · Score: 5, Funny

      That is such an obvious fake. If you're going to post made-up IRC discussions, you should at least use proper IRC grammar, such as no capital letters, missing or incorrect punctuation, etc. You're not even trying to be believable!

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    2. Re:Just saw a discussion in #hackers... by halo8 · · Score: 4, Funny

      +h3 ny+ h@z @N @r+ic13 0N u$ b3iNg '3vi1'! ju$+ $@\/\/ i+ 0N $1@$hd0+, g0 $33 i+ :-P
      \/\/h@+?
      d@MN.. +h3y $ux0r!!
      h@x0r-b0+, dd0$ ny+iM3$.c0M
      iNi+i@1iziNg dd0$ ...

      h@h@, ny+iM3$.c0M d0\/\/N :-) +h@+'11 +3@ch +h3M +0 b@dM0u+h irc, +h@N/ g0d ph0r +h@+ $1@Mm3r viru$ +h@+ 13+ u$ bui1d uP +h0$3 z0Mbi3$!

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    3. Re:Just saw a discussion in #hackers... by Nobody+You+Know · · Score: 5, Funny

      And the damndest thing is, that compiles under Perl...

  21. Animal Porno? by toupsie · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean the Discovery channel distributes on IRC? How many times have I seen two Rhinos doing the nasty with some British snooty guy narrating on PBS? Please, NY Times. This is nothing new. Heck, I even got a shot of flies getting busy on my balcony. You would think these New York City folk wouldn't be such prudes.

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    1. Re:Animal Porno? by TeknoHog · · Score: 2, Funny
      two Rhinos doing the nasty with some British snooty guy

      Am I the only one here with a dirty imagination?

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  22. Whatever by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow, talk about your corporate motivated propoganda.

    the Internet has come to resemble a pleasant, well-policed suburb

    I guess the key here is well-policed, huh. Wouldn't want to offend.

    The problem that the corporate world has with IRC is that it's a network of humans, exchanging ideas and conversing freely. And, to make matters worse, they aren't paying a monthly/weekly/hourly fee to do so.

    I've read a lot of these "watch out for these free social based things on the internet, the only way to keep your kids safe is to stay on amazon.com with your credit card in hand" articles.

    Meh, fuckit.

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  23. well behaved suburb??!!!?!?!?!?!? by genner · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The internet is nothing remotley like a suburb, it's the wild west all over again complete with brothels and shoot outs. IRC and USENET where the orginal storehouses of sub-legal activities before P2P came along.

    1. Re:well behaved suburb??!!!?!?!?!?!? by Paulrothrock · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think the luddite who wrote the article means "Amazon, Yahoo, MSN, AOL" instead of "the internet." The internet is a den of sin and debauchery. People are stealing things all the time; code, pictures, software. It can't be enforced because any action by the enforcers will be circumvented. This scares people, and so they stay in their little gated communities and talk about how wonderful life is. These are the same people who sued Hustler and put warning labels on CDs: They don't want to admit to there being A) People different from themselves and B) Sex, drugs, alcohol, or other naughty things.

      They are the thought police we've been warned about. (A few of them are in alt.sex.pictures.baaa and then condemn us for being in alt.sex.pictures.chicks)

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  24. Bwhahahahaha by Lord+Graga · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I.R.C. is where you are going to find your 'elite' level pirates,'' said John R. Wolfe, director for enforcement at the Business Software Alliance, a trade group that fights software piracy."

    rofl,im1337h4xx0r!iwill0wnj00rb0x0r!

  25. Some names just don't have that ring to them... by jejones · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Quite often, once they get their hands on a prerelease, they will use I.R.C. as the first distribution before it goes out into the wider Internet," Brad A. Buckles, the [RIAA]'s executive vice president for antipiracy efforts, said in a telephone interview.

    One has to give the author credit for getting one thing right, though:

    In some ways, the biggest problem is Microsoft Windows itself. Windows has holes that can allow a hacker to install almost anything on a computer that lacks a protective program or device called a firewall. Users' vulnerability can be compounded if they have not installed the latest patches from Microsoft.

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  27. NYT - don't they fabricate their stories??? by darthcamaro · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I live on IRC and sure as 'hell' don't consider myself to be evil. This lame ass journo probably got flamed and didn't know what do to. IRC is better than IM and is used by anyone and everyone in the dev community. I can't imagine participating in any of the FOSS projects that I do without IRC - it just wouldn't be possible.
    Speaking of which, is there a /. specific channel on Freenode?

  28. Re:Well, of course it's wild. by Mdalek · · Score: 3, Funny


    errm....because we're all dying to know.

  29. What a load of BS by phyruxus · · Score: 4, Insightful
    IRC isn't any different, really, than a web page or a video cast. It's all just bits. The reason NYT can't understand this isn't that they're dumb, it's that they're inherently journalists not technologists.

    IRC isn't "where animal porn comes from", animal porn comes from people who like animal porn. Failure to apprehend this fact smacks of gross stupidity. IRC is just a chatroom. It's exactly the same as an AOL chatroom or an ICQ chatroom. The room isn't the place, the conversants are the place. Conversations can happen Anywhere. Plus our Constitution (you know, that thing Dubya keeps trying to shred) GARUANTEES us the right to free speech and peacable assembly. IRC is not some magical source of villainy, it's every streetcorner in America rolled into one blank page awaiting words.

    IRC isn't the problem. People are the problem. And we already have the solution. It's called the code of law. Not that the law is always the best law, but my point is that IRC is neither good nor evil, merely a tool. People who realize this can take the proper step, which is to try to fight the problem not the symptom. People who don't realize this make total asses of themselves in very public fora.

    "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire
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  30. Godwin's Law by Aneurysm9 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ...and I.R.C. users speculate that terrorists also use the networks to communicate in relative obscurity.

    Am I the only one who thinks Godwin's law needs a new corrolary?

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    1. Re:Godwin's Law by Webz · · Score: 3, Informative

      For those of you who had no idea what Godwin's Law was... Definition, courtesy of The Jargon Dictionary.

  31. Re:Lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Just calling them "chatrooms" makes me think you're full of shit.

  32. All too common nowadays... by mattgreen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One more established form of media just disparages another because it doesn't understand it, or because it fears it. It's a shame, because average newspaper readers inevitably equate, "IRC = bad," and continue to spread the hearsay when it comes up in conversation.

    What are they smoking, anyways? The web is anything but a well-policed suburb. If anything, it's a middle school that is in perpetual recess. They just know if they were to apply these same arguments to the web that people would not stand for their bullshit.

    Once again, social acceptability shows itself to be completely arbitrary.

    1. Re:All too common nowadays... by idiotnot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The print media look down on something different from their lofty, tradition-bound medium? Say it ain't so! They're objective journalists.* They'd never do such a thing.

      (But don't mention Jayson Blair, the USA Today dude, or William Randolph Hearst, lest you get your shins bitten).

      *journalist: n. a reporter who refuses to think.

  33. Newsgroups still under the radar by rbanzai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Although my 65 year-old father has been using newsgroups for years for his cancer support contacts the mainstream media still doesn't have a clue about them. It's kind of amazing since these weenies don't have anything else to do other than dig up things to try and scare the public with.

    As for IRC I'm sure it's the pit of sin and mania that they describe but really, so what? Any communication stream will be used that way!

    I've tried IRC a couple of time but have to admit I don't know how to use it properly. I've tried about five different IRC clients and still am completely lost when I try and do anything.

    Maybe if I wait long enough it will be replaced by something that doesn't confuse me. :)

  34. Mainstream Press might be on to something? by kc0dby · · Score: 4, Informative

    In some ways, the biggest problem is Microsoft Windows itself. Windows has holes that can allow a hacker to install almost anything on a computer that lacks a protective program or device called a firewall. Users' vulnerability can be compounded if they have not installed the latest patches from Microsoft.

    Finally, its good to see it in the NYT. It was starting to get old seeing it on /. every day without anybody else picking it up....

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  35. Re:Lol by Orgazmus · · Score: 5, Funny

    and "moderator" dont help

    its called #channels and operators.
    n00b

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  36. pleasant, well policed suburbs AREN'T EITHER by potus98 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The suburbs is where all the s#!t happens that everyone *thinks* is limited to the "inner city".

    Leading market for gang growth and presence? The burbs.

    Leading market of drug users and drug spending? The burbs.

    Leading market for pr0n? Burbs.

    By far the leading market for SUVs (speaking of so-called evil)? Burbs.

    Number one users of so-called Earth killing pollutants? Burbs.

    The list goes on and on and on...

    Why do so many entities (read: media) STILL portray the suburbs as some sort of pure, loving, pastures of solice? The suburbs are like a nice, ripe tomato: All shiny and pretty on the surface, but a disgusting mess 1mm below the surface.

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  37. What a load of shit... by DroopyStonx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is still possible - though sometimes a bit difficult - to find mature technical discussions among the tens of thousands of I.R.C. chat rooms, known as channels, operating at any one time.

    What the hell? How is it difficult to find mature technical discussions? What do you want to discuss? Windows? Type "/list windows". Linux? "/list linux". When the results are complete, click the channel you want. Simple. Use your head, if results come back "#linux_sluts - Sluts who get naked and slutty for linux guys XXX", then chances are that's not a good place to discuss the latest kernel.

    These news articles are always reporting about unnecessary things. Why target IRC? AOL has the same type of shit. Take a look in the member created chat rooms... "m4m will swallow" "my dog, ur place" "azn m4 hamster" "canadian hookers" etc..

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  38. Uh.... what? by KeeperS · · Score: 5, Insightful
    the Internet has come to resemble a pleasant, well-policed suburb

    Uh... it has? Are we using the same internet? The internet is full of spammers, annoying flash and pop-up advertising, worms, spyware, and all kinds of other undesirable things. If anything, it sounds more like the ghetto to me, not a well-policed suburb.

    a little-known neighborhood known as Internet Relay Chat

    Little known? I wouldn't call IRC mainstream, but it's certainly not obscure either.

    Anyway, given the crap ratio of that quote, I don't think I'll bother to read the article. (Gasp! What's this, someone posting without reading the article?)

    1. Re:Uh.... what? by torokun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      one issue -- i would argue that irc _is_ obscure. i don't think the vast majority of people (over 90%) on the net now have ever even heard of irc.

      she said 500k were on irc, and there are, i'm sure now, more than 1000 times that on the net.

  39. Two Comments by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 3, Funny

    >And if you're on IRC, remember, you're evil.

    First, that's Doctor Evil to you.

    Second, one wonders what sort of fit the NYT would have if someone ever tells them about Usenet.
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  40. One of my old sigs was... by Samurai+Cat! · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..."IRC: Making megalomaniacs out of little boys since 1985" :P

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  41. eMail by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Is not exactly that in email as a whole you will not find pornography, saying something that could break copyright laws (is not so common sending i.e. movies by email, but i bet could be send how to download them), offensive language, etc (and that, leaving spam on a side). Mailing lists don't do things much better. And email is truly used by everyone, not like IRC.

    Of course, is used also for useful things, and even they will agree that the email should not be regulated or banned because some people do a bad use of it.

  42. Wait till they find all the pr0n by bl8n8r · · Score: 4, Funny

    The soccer moms are going to freak out.

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    1. Re:Wait till they find all the pr0n by Cervantes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sadly, it's the soccer moms getting freaky that constitutes most of the pr0n.

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  43. Need proof? by Rorschach1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't believe IRC is evil? Just try logging on with an even remotely female-sounding nick sometime.

  44. Yeah its just getting worse and worse... by t_allardyce · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I read somewhere that criminals and terrorists and child molestors and pirates also communicated on telephones!? Its not like people have the right to freely talk to eachother so lets restrict the telephone system. Maybe only approved people should be allowed phones?

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  45. Is the point to make us all look like criminals? by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I use IRC pretty often, and I've been a chanop in quite a few places (including some on EFNet, #1 in all of IRC!). Certainly, a lot of pirating goes on, but it still pales in comparison to people just going on to hang out with people with similar interests and/or careers from around the globe and talk shop or shit. The NYT's look at things, however, makes one think that all us IRC users are criminals and terrorists.

    But then again, what would you expect from such a fascist rag?

    IRC is a great place to communicate with others or find stuff that isn't available elsewhere (like anime titles that haven't been licensed for distribution in N. America). Actual pirating is bigger outside of IRC, and many of these so-called 'elite' pirates would use something more secure than IRC to communicate with each other.

    Simply put, the NYT has once again shown that it's not worth the paper it's printed on (or the electrons it's sending).

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  46. oh, of course by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, IRC, along somewhat with newsgroups, form the sort of back streets and dirty alleys that people find sort of distasteful. And yes, pretty much anything you might care to want is there on IRC or USENET for the taking, whether copied games or copied media or porn.

    Or, friends you never met, meeting nightly to commiserate and socialize, or to trade tips on their favorite games, or just to let common interests bring them together.

    That's what this whole internet thing was built for in the first place - communication *between* *people*. (True, people at universities and in the military, but...) Not sitting passively in front of the computer having a corporate content pipe shoved down your throat.

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  47. Seth Schiesel Is Just Trying to Sell Papers by Milican · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We use IRC every day for legitimate work. We're not the only ones. Don't take my word for it though. Check out this link. We progam, chat every day on IRC, and use source control tools to get our work done. This article while accurate in many ways was very unbalanced. That is a mark of poor journalism and is only done to sell newspapers. This is expected of publications like The Enquirer, but should not be the mark of the NYT.

    JOhn

  48. Marketing to sway public opinion by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds like yet another attempt to steer the 'general public' into lumping people together.

    "Look at this, only bad people use IRC... Perhaps there should be something done about this"

    Much as they are doing with P2P users, or even OSS people...

    Before you laugh, look at the use of the term 'hacker' and how the media perversed it into a bad word... The 'media' has great power over the mindless general public.

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  49. Re:Lol by jantheman · · Score: 2, Funny

    pfft - it's chan & op :P

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  50. Pleasant gun to your head by Zareste · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the Internet has come to resemble a pleasant, well-policed concentration camp.

    Fixt.

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    I am NOT a number! I am a - oh wait, I'm number 761710. Look! 761710!
  51. Re:sensationalist ? by idiot900 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This makes it sound like all you have to do is plug a windows machine into the net and your in trouble. As much as I can't stand working with windows I find this to be over the top.

    Actually, it's not over the top at all. There are a number of worms that will infect a Windows box as soon as it's plugged in. I've seen a new XP install get infected within 20 minutes of first bootup.

  52. Ah finally they get to the bottom of the problem by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "In some ways, the biggest problem is Microsoft Windows itself. Windows has holes that can allow a hacker to install almost anything on a computer that lacks a protective program or device called a firewall. Users' vulnerability can be compounded if they have not installed the latest patches from Microsoft."

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  53. Rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first rule of USENET: DON'T talk about USENET!

    The second rule of USENET: DON'T talk about USENET!

  54. They don't by poptones · · Score: 5, Informative

    In the US the "complete" newsgroup providers I know of have begun either denying posting access to certain groups, or just filtering out binary content altogether. Easynews especially seems to have been hit hard since that virus made its debut from one of their accounts. Every now and then you see a complaint from someone in the support forum because godzilla deleted binary content - their response is almost always "get over it, things have changed." That old paradigm about carriers of content not being responsible for the actual content seems to have gone out the window - lots of "police," self appointed and otherwise, sending in complaints. Once the complaint is made, the carriers have no choice but to delete it.

    I use easynews and regularly READ (important note there) several of the "shady" groups. There's plenty of music and movies and stuff, but the kiddie fans and site crackers have ALL gone underground. LOTS of groups now flooded with PGP posts and encrypted RARs, locked away from everyone but the cliques that communicate elsewhere and use the groups as massive file stores. All that's left in the clear are stories about arrests and rumors of arrests - those folks are all running scared and getting busted even in places like Finland and Singapore. Even many of the bigger MP3 posters have left the building.

    I do believe usenet is about to "grow up" the way the web did. Except newsgroups are useless to businesses for anything except support forums, so how this is going to affect things in the future remains to be seen.

    Even most of the stuff in the DVD rip groups is intentionally mislabelled and you often hear about folks having their accounts cancelled due to their posts in the music and video groups. The only reason none of this affects me is because I don't post ripped movies or pop music (or illegal shit) - all my trading is done in the "international" and techno music groups where artists are more independant and copyright coverage a bit murkier.

    That said, I think these folks must be late to the party. I'm sure there are plenty of newbs on IRC doing illegal shit, but nobody with more than half a brain would be doing it in the open on IRC where your IP can be grabbed in realtime. I'd say the NYT is, as usual, arriving VERY late to this party.

    1. Re:They don't by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      "I do believe usenet is about to "grow up" the way the web did."

      Yup...and I must say, it is kinda sad. Saw and read the wildest stuff on USENET and IRC...its too bad, was nice to have totally unbridled 'free speach' and 'free expression' there for awhile...

      Wonder why someone hasn't come up with a totally anonymouse IRC application/protocol?

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      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
  55. heh by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We're all doomed if they discover bash.org :)

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    Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me
  56. Mos Eisley by bfsmith9 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What a miserable article. It makes me sick. "Hackers gone wild." (It's always hackers, right? It's never, ever crackers, or phreaks, or software/music pirates, or whatever. Hackers, yes. Drill it home. Though the author does seem to know about other terms - like "warez", which the article carefully defines.) Love the SW reference. Can you picture righteous Obi Wan Ashcroft? "IRC... you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." A breeding ground for terrorists. OK, all set. Pack it up - we're done. Why read any more? We'll just have to outlaw this, along with guns, 747's, non-GPS cellphones, non-M$ systems, boxcutters, etc.

    "It is still possible, though sometimes a bit difficult, to find mature technical discussions..." Oh, come on! Which is it? Is it careening toward almost impossible, or do you just not know how to use IRC or what to look for? Then they have Bill Beer^h^h^h^h Bierman from U. of Hawaii who talks about how the "kids" use it to "go nuts." Girls Gone Wild - IRC!! "...seem to be ...dedicated to every sexual fetish!" Love this article! It's got everything! Violence, fear, sex, depravity. You have to admit - this kind of thing will sell newspapers.

  57. Re:sensationalist ? (No Way!) by jht · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, I'm making a living right now because of that, so in a way I'm glad it's actually true. If you plug a Windows box directly into a high-speed Internet connection without updating everything first, the probability that you will be ownz0r3d rapidly approaches 1.

    If no firewall/NAT router is present, then it's absolutely inevitable that you'll get nailed on a Windows box. If the Windows box is pre-configured with a software firewall that's enabled, and fully updated, your odds of survival are good.

    I spent much of yesterday cleaning up things for a single client who had bought a new Dell a few months ago and put it directly on a SDSL connection. It was literally riddled with nasty stuff. She had called me when it started the Sasser-driven shutdown process - until that happened she had written off the computer's misbehavior as normal.

    And I have a lot of users in similar situations. Basically, most computer users buy it and expect it to work. They don't know about or care about security, and frankly shouldn't have to.

    But I can't complain, because Windows helps put food on my table. When they finally get it right, it'll be time for a new career!

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    -- Josh Turiel
    "2. Do not eat iPod Shuffle."
  58. Re:sensationalist ? by vida · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This makes it sound like all you have to do is plug a windows machine into the net and your in trouble. As much as I can't stand working with windows I find this to be over the top.

    It is kinda true. Plug in an unpatched win2k/xp and odds are, within hours, you'll get blaster, sasser and variations of one of these magnificent pieces of engineering. If you don't have at least a software based firewall, within maybe a couple days some script kiddy took advantage of an unpatched hole and your PC just joined the army of zombies of spammer X.

    I've done it. Put a PC on a diff subnet at home, don't allow traffic between subnets, and sniff what happens...

  59. grrrrrrr! by TheHawke · · Score: 4, Interesting

    *snarls and kicks maztec in the 'nads*

    In my 8+ years on IRC, I've helped countless users with PC problems, helped hunt down a script kiddie that was beating on a IRC network (that will go unnamed), founded a dozen or so channels that have gone and done quite well for themselves after naming a successor to (this is true!), I either single-handedly or helped saved 3 fellow users from killing themselves due to personal or financial problems.

    You go download a IRC client, sign onto ANY IRC network, hang around for a month on a channel, then you tell ME that IRC is evil.

    With groups or people, there will always be evil, but the balance of good always seems to outweigh evil in certain aspects.

    IRC has simply unleashed the power of international relations upon each other. So we are unwittlingly amabassadors for our own state or country.
    So make the best of it folks, the author and the poster needs to get on IRC and experience it first-hand for a year, THEN make his or her report.

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    First rule of holes; When in one, stop digging.
  60. Where did they dig up that old FOSSIL?!?!?!?!?!? by xystren · · Score: 2, Funny

    To quote our most favorate scoundral, and smuggler....

    Where did you dig up that old FOSSIL?!?!?!?!?!?!

    Where in the galaxy, (far, far away obiously) did this writer come up with this information? The WEB a "Plesent and well policed suburb"?!@?!?!?!?!? Has this SETH SCHIESEL even been on the internet? What about popups? What about Adware? What about that damn "comet cursor"

    Where the heck has this SETH SCHIESEL been?

    I can see it now... An Interview with SETH SCHIESEL by Xystren

    Xystren : "We would like to welcome SS, foremost NY Times expert on the internet. Welcome SS"

    ss : "Thank you, it's a pleasure being here, and more importantly, to provide information about the internet. There are many bad areas in the internet, just like there are bad neighbourhoods in larger citys"

    Xystren : "Oh? Is that so? You sound surprised that the internet can be a dangerous place?"

    ss : "Well of course, it's not like a policed suburb, we are talking a bad, industral area type thing, you know, where gangs, drugs, and the underground types hang out, ready to mug or hijack you at the earliest opportunity"

    Xystren : "Where exactly have you been going to find these nice "suburbs" as you have put it.

    ss : "Well, at my work computer (I don't have the internet at home, you see), I go on the internet and search for things. It's really quite a wonderfull tool to tell the truth. All the NY times stories and such. It's really a wonderfull and safe and informative place."

    Xystren : "so your saying that you've only gone onto the internet, via the NY Times article search?"

    ss : "Exactly!"

    Xystren : [trying to contain laughter] "Are you aware that would be condsidered an "inTRAnet" and not the "inTERnet??"

    ss : "Uhh, well, they sound the same, aren't they the same thing?"

    Xystren : No, they aren't the same things. [turning head shouting] "John, I thought you screened these people, Where did you dig up that old FOSSIL?!?!?!?!?!?! SS doesn't know jack about the internet.[Sorry Xyst, we had time we needed to fill]

    SS : Old Fossil? what does that mean?

    Xystren : "Why don't you go look it up on google, yahoo, or lycos??"

    SS : "What are those?"

    Xystren : "What are those!?!?!?!???? What do you mean what are those? They are some of the Internet's most common and popular search engines! Are you even the least bit familar about the internet at all? Have you heard of popups? have you heard about malware? infact, do you even know what browser is???

    ss : "Well uhhh, no...."

    Xystren : "Where did you even get your information for you research??"

    ss : "well, uhh, ummm..."

    Xystren : "I can tell, you got it from /. didn't you? ADMIT IT! You did didn't you?

    ss : [sheepishly replies] uhh, yeah...

    Xystren : "So there you have it, another non-NERD trying to use "News for Nerd - The stuff that matters". This is the real danger of the internet people, BEWARE!


    What more can I say???

    ss : "I still don't get this 'old fossil'"

    Xystren : "it's ok ss, your not a nerd, your not ment to get it"

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  61. no, they really are groping for a clue! by Erris · · Score: 2, Interesting
    You must have missed this passage:

    In some ways, the biggest problem is Microsoft Windows itself. Windows has holes that can allow a hacker to install almost anything on a computer that lacks a protective program or device called a firewall. Users' vulnerability can be compounded if they have not installed the latest patches from Microsoft.

    Cut SETH SCHIESEL some slack. The press is still groping with Internet issues. A few years back, a "computer expert" at most papers was someone who knew how to fix the boss's M$ desktop.

    Many things said were encouraging.

    • He understands that users can run "servers"
    • He understands Winblows has serious problems.
    • He understands that IRC has legitimate uses.

    Give him some time and the scales will fall off his eyes and his attitude will change. He's already noticed that it's hard for to exchange files with his friends, even though he pays big bucks for "broadband". Sooner or later, he will discover that http is also a text based protocal that takes little horsepower to run and is easy to set up in the home. When he realizes this he will start to question why he can't run his own and everything will fall into place.

    Seth, you should try a copy of Mepis sometime. It has all of the software that the big boys use to run websites, Apache, mySQL and PHP. It also has excellent and easy to use html editors such as Mozilla's composer and Bluefish. If all you want is static image galaries, just use the KDE file browser's one click generator. Mepis configures itself from a CD on boot and has a GUI installer that works. Mepis is easy and will hasten your enlightenment.

    The world of ends is waiting for you. It needs you. You can be part of the solution, not the problem. THE INTERNET IS THE NEW PRESS. IF IT IS NOT FREE THERE IS NO FREE PRESS. Kiddie porn is best fought by busting kiddie porn makers, not by regulating presses. It would be a shame if only a few "respectable" well regulated companies were alowed to publish on the web as the New York Times does.

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    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
  62. Re:sensationalist ? by Vann_v2 · · Score: 2, Informative

    If your machine is unpatched, it's likely that you'll get infected with Sasser within ten minutes of connecting to the internet. On more permissive networks, like a university's, I've heard that (and seen) this happen in less than a minute.

    There's some truth to that sentiment.

  63. I just emailed the NYT by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just emailed the NYT with the following:

    "You think IRC is bad? Just wait until you see what Slashdot.org is saying about you and your article!"

    Next up in tomorrow's edition of the NYT, an 'in-depth' analysis of the Slashdot editorial ethics and comment threads.

  64. In related news... by Mikoca · · Score: 2, Funny

    VoC (voice over copper) might have its legal uses but it is also one of the preferred meeting places of pimps, drug dealers and maybe even terorists. And don't think you are protected, as most homes are known to have a VoC access points, connected in the same network with public ones that can connect you with unthinkable villainry for as low as 50c. Fortunately, the FBI has been working on getting VoC surveillance rights that will ensure your safety, so hang on tight, you will be completely safe soon!

  65. Re:sensationalist ? by pavon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No, he's right. I was putting together a new computers for brother just before christmas. Here is what I did:
    1) Installed windows 2000 from the CD, not connected to the internet.
    2) Powered down the computer and plugged into cable modem, via ethernet.
    3) Powered on computer and immediately ran Windows Update.

    Before I could even select which updates to install, I had a windows messaging box (the Windows functionality, not MSN messager) pop up. Anyway, I finished installing all the updates, and then proceded to install a virus checker and spyware removal programs, and the virus checker indeed did find stuff (I forget what).

    So within 30 seconds of connecting the computer to the internet, a virus had already exploited a flaw in Windows, and probably had already infected the system. But I had definately been infected within 30 minutes of connecting to the internet, because it took less time than that to install the updates and virus checker.

  66. The real IRC! by NeGz · · Score: 3, Funny

    A little long, oh well, you can't be banned from Slashdot? Right? Right..? :/

    00:57 (NeGz) god I hate media FUD like that NY Times article on IRC
    00:57 (NeGz) just saw it then
    00:57 (@Yavin) yer its crazy
    00:58 (@Yavin) "this just in, there is a secret BBS on the intarweb!!!!"
    00:58 (@Yavin) "crossing LIVE to Trishia Takinawa, with a report on the hotline protocol!"
    00:59 (@Yavin) wtlw NYT!
    00:59 @Yavin gets all angry
    00:59 (@Devar) lol Yavin
    00:59 (@Nevyn^) what _are_ you on about
    00:59 (NeGz) but you read this shit and you understand why some people will never bank over the net and such :/
    01:00 (@Yavin) this Nevyn^: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/05/06/132523 1
    01:00 (NeGz) http://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/06/technology/circu its/06chat.html?pagewanted=2&ei=5062&en=a1bb0d2c7d 187e80&ex=1084420800&partner=GOOGLE
    01:00 @Yavin moderates NeGz -1, Redundant
    01:00 (NeGz) sif
    01:00 (NeGz) direct link to article
    01:00 (NeGz) +5 Informative, every time
    01:00 (@Yavin) hehe
    01:01 (NeGz) rah
    01:02 (NeGz) need an educational campaign
    01:02 (NeGz) GAMFUD - Geeks Against Media Fear, Uncertanity and Doubt -_-
    01:02 (@Yavin) or we could hire a bus, deck it out in wifi and tour the countryside. paint "The Clue Bus" on it and inform people on why tech isnt evil
    01:03 (@Yavin) or we could idle on irc and bitch about stuff
    01:03 (NeGz) have the headline of gamfud.org as PEBKAC
    01:03 (NeGz) yeah, idling sounds good
    01:03 (NeGz) also sleep
    01:03 (@Yavin) give articles such as that NYT piece the bigg rubber stamp of FAILURE
    01:04 (NeGz) I'm amazed that there are guys in my network security classes at Tafe that won't bank over the net :/
    01:04 (Ultima84) I bank over the net...
    01:04 (@Devar) rofl, they wont? man i fucking do everything over the net hey
    01:04 (@Yavin) haha yeah
    01:04 (NeGz) all you need is enough knowhow to check that you're not being phished/DNS spoofed and that the damn site's SSL cert is legit/secure :/
    01:04 (@Devar) i even applied for an E*TRADE account on the net >_
    01:05 (NeGz) I don't like shopping elsewhere -_-
    01:05 (@Devar) mind you i dont have the $1000 minimum to actually OPEN it
    01:05 (@Devar) but who cares :D
    01:05 (Ultima84) I bought crap off eBay :|
    01:05 (NeGz) I've got no car, so going places that aren't on the train line is TME
    01:05 (@Devar) hehe NeGz yeah
    01:06 (NeGz) should post this convo to slashdot -_-
    01:06 (@Yavin) +5 insightful
    01:07 (@Devar) haha NeGz go for it, edit it correctly and it'd probably be modded up since its in context LOL
    01:08 (NeGz) bags the karma :P

  67. Use an EU Server by shoemakc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So how exactly does the FBI police a foreign server? On the other hand, the US hasn't had a great track record lately about honoring the autonomy of other countries....maybe it's all part of the plan.

    -Chris

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    --an unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys--
  68. This attitude is widespread. by Myself · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A few issues ago, the letters section in 2600 included a peculiar missive from some schoolchildren, attacking 2600 for running an IRC server. They apparently learned in that class that IRC is the tool that perverts use to meet young girls. (Please mod down the idiot who'll take this opportunity to make allegations about Emmanuel.)

    Anyway, the editorial response was fairly dry, but the reader reactions in the next issue pretty much said what's being said here on /. today. There's no excuse for this kind of "journalism" and worse yet, it's being taught in schools as well. What can we do to fight back?

  69. Re:Good IRC clients for Unix/Linux? by darketernal · · Score: 2, Informative

    I suggest irssi. Since you use Debian, apt-get install irssi-text. It's awesome.

    And don't try EFnet, or DALnet, try Freenode and OFTC (irc.freenode.net, irc.oftc.net.) Good stuff.

  70. am I the only one... by robochan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    who caught the irony of all the "...said in a telephone interview" parts of this?
    They're investigating a communication medium, yet can't even be bothered to use that medium to interview people related to it?
    wtg NYT!

    --
    ...Rob
    The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs; it's Don't Tread On Me.
  71. Re:Good IRC clients for Unix/Linux? by grautgrams · · Score: 3, Informative

    XChat is quite okay. As long as you don't irc as root you should not have any security problems (if you take other normal security precautions)

  72. Not that silly, but by beforewisdom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    IRC is a niche thing, so I don't think it is very silly the NYT "discovers" it now.

    It can only have been in the last few years with popularization of the internet that non IT people would be on the net enough to hear the term "IRC"...enough for it to move into a reporter's vocabluary.

    Earlier ( and still many present clients ) irc clients had very unfriendly interfaces.

    Now there is chatzilla and gaim which make it friendly enough for ordinary people to venture into it.

    I still run into many IT people who never heard of IRC or even USENET.

    Regarding their other point which people made fun of, usenet is wild if you look at decorum, but its not wild if you think that one time you had to know something to use it and now anyone with a browser can go to Google and read it like a blog.

    The streets are paved there.

    Steve

  73. How to do it, dammit by abb3w · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There's a fairly good piece on it in John McPhee's "The Curve of Binding Energy" , which gives some information on the topic; I believe that's where I first saw the salad bowl reference.

    Most of the ideas behind how to build a bomb are fairly simple. Critical mass and how to calculate it, implosion versus gun type bombs, the effects of reflectors, and so forth. I learned most of the basic math before I dropped my Nuclear Engineering major. Of course, there's no practical way for anything but a large government to make a fusion bomb; ignition temps usually need a fission primer charge. However, it's easy to get something that will cause fission and make a big boom, if you have the fissiles and use some simple approximations ("assume a spherical cow").

    Without the detailed computer modeling, you don't anywhere near as big a boom for your kilo of fissile U-235, Pu-240, or U233 (if you're getting exotic). What you get instead is a less efficient reaction, and more of your fissile material goes into the fallout directly rather than fission. Where 40 kilos or so could be optimized to probably around 100 kilotons, a quick-and-sloppy back of the envelope approach would give probably only 1 kiloton. So, yeah, a couple of aluminum salad bowls could be turned into a quick-and-cheap reflector for your bomb, but you would get as big a bang as if you used well machined berylium hemispheres.

    The hard part is getting the right material. Stealing fissile material is the easiest for anything besides a government-- isotope separation isn't trivial. And even in the Soviet dis-Union, bomb grade stuff is somewhat guarded. Much better would be some of the FRIGGIN HUGE non-fissile radioisotopes that are essentially just plain missing over there, and could provide a weapon nearly as effective. Stealing one of them, powdering the source (sometimes already done), mixing the powder with a standard fertilizer truck bomb, and blowing it up in a major city would be almost as effective as blowing up a nuke. True, there wouldn't be the lasting sheer "duck and cover" level of hysteria of "someone else has the bomb!", but it would be fairly high. The blast wouldn't level the city, but it could render the bulk of it unusable for a century or so.

    While terrorists of Bin Laden's ilk wouldn't hesitate to use a nuke that fell into their hands, they won't concentrate their construction efforts on fission or fusion weapons. Radiological weapons are a much more practical ambition for them to be seeking.

    --
    //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
    1. Re:How to do it, dammit by abb3w · · Score: 3, Informative

      The most dangerous materials are the extremely "hot" ones that are fresh out of a reactor. In order to be that hot, they have a half-life of seconds to barely a few years.

      Cesium-137 has a half life about 30 years; long enough to last, short enought for relatively small volumes to be quite hellishly radioactive-- about 80 curies per gram, if I recall.

      In the end, you'll pretty much do nothing more than increase everyone's chance of getting cancer.
      <sarcasm>What an effective terrorist weapon</sarcasm>


      You've obviously never been personally involved in political debates on locating nuclear facilities; a large fraction of the population has hysterical phobias about radioactivity, even when there is no real danger. (I've seen a ditz go into hysterics on learning her skeleton was mildly radioactive from the natural potassium.)

      Furthermore, while there will be few, if any, people getting an LD50/60 dose from a radiation dust bomb, cleaning up such an irradiated area could be prohibitively expensive. Failure to clean it up would result in an highly non-trivial increase in cancer rates in the area-- enough to make five-pack-a-day smoking look perfectly safe.

      There's also the question as to whether or not Bin Laden would have competent enough people to know what they're stealing. For example, spreading a bunch of plutonium (Alpha Emitter) would be laughable.

      Have you even taken a radiation health physics class? Alpha emitters are quite dangerous under the right conditions-- as you yourself noted, the real danger is in inhaling or ingesting radioisotopes. Furthermore, when you deal with a radiation source that's internal, alphas are about the worst of the lot, due to the high absorbtion of the radiation over short distnaces. As I noted, this is why you powderize the radioisope beforehand for this sort of weapon: to increase the chance of dust particles being inhaled.

      The threat from a radiologic dust bomb isn't the initial short term exposure; it's the long term threat.

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      //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
    2. Re:How to do it, dammit by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Cesium-137 has a half life about 30 years; long enough to last, short enought for relatively small volumes to be quite hellishly radioactive-- about 80 curies per gram, if I recall.

      It's also primarily a Beta emitter. Quantities scattered in an explosion would tend to have a difficult time penetrating clothing and skin.

      I've seen a ditz go into hysterics on learning her skeleton was mildly radioactive from the natural potassium.

      Ok, now THAT is funny. I wish I'd been there to see it! =)

      Have you even taken a radiation health physics class?

      Yes, and no. Most of the knowledge I've obtained has been because I'm insanely curious. However, I did once work for a medical company that required me to take a class on radiation safety. They just used an electron beam, however, so it was a bit dull.

      pha emitters are quite dangerous under the right conditions-- as you yourself noted, the real danger is in inhaling or ingesting radioisotopes.

      Indeed. If inhaled Plutonium can be quite dangerous. Ingestion doesn't seem to cause too much trouble as your body just passes it through.

      As I noted, this is why you powderize the radioisope beforehand for this sort of weapon: to increase the chance of dust particles being inhaled.

      A few points:

      1. AFAIK, Plutonium is EXTREMELY hard to machine. That means that just about anything short of a nuke would not be able to powerize the material.

      2. Plutonium is very heavy. If dispersed into the air, it will come back to the ground very quickly. This minimizes the amount of time that people outdoors would be in danger.

      3. I'd almost welcome Bin Laden attempting to machine Pu-238 into a fine power. He and his men would probably inhale enough of the stuff in the process that we wouldn't have to worry about them for much longer. (Ok, so I'm a bit morbid. I'm feeling punchy today.)

      The threat from a radiologic dust bomb isn't the initial short term exposure; it's the long term threat.

      Let's consider for a moment what might happen to the radiological materials if they were dispersed in a city:

      1. We deploy our Evil Radioisotopes Weapon (TM)
      2. The blast carries the materials to within a 1 mile radius.
      3. The isotopes come raining down from above. Anyone who was near the blast is probably already injured, but has also inhaled radioisotopes. Sadly, these people will most likely die. :-(
      4. The radioisotopes hit the ground. Given that the bomb couldn't have dispersed more than a dozen or so pounds of material (and that is probably high) radiation levels are most likely not lethal. Given that concrete is an excellent shield, buildings absorb a lot of the radiation.
      5. Street sweepers and rain wash away the majority of the isotopes. They end up traveling through the sewers.
      6. Treatment plants remove many of the isotopes. Some make it into the rivers and settle to the bottom. Since water is a very good shield, the radiation levels are not detectably higher than normal.

      Now I'm not saying that someone detonating a dirty bomb is a good thing. In fact I hope it never happens. But it simply wouldn't be that effective of a weapon.

    3. Re:How to do it, dammit by tkw954 · · Score: 2, Funny
      "assume a spherical cow"

      -10 marks for incomplete assumptions. I think you mean "assume a spherical cow in a vacuum".

  74. Re:sensationalist ? (No Way!) by nolife · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you plug a Windows box directly into a high-speed Internet connection without updating everything first, the probability that you will be ownz0r3d rapidly approaches 1.

    From the SANS Infosec reading room, Windows XP: Surviving the first day (PDF). A little dated but good information for the not in the loop crowd.

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  75. Re:sensationalist ? by ZorinLynx · · Score: 2

    I've always wondered why Windows systems ship with any open ports at all.

    That's one of the things that impressed me about MacOS X; I nmapped a machine after a fresh install and ZERO ports were open. You have to specifically enable any services you want.

    Why can't MS do this? It's really not that hard!

    -Z

  76. Re:Where did they dig up that old FOSSIL?!?!?!?!?! by SacredNaCl · · Score: 2

    Honestly, this is probably just a PR-Hit from the Business Software Alliance written word for word by them and put in the paper by a lazy NY Times hack.

    Half of the "news" is PR hits. PR firms write the story, even include a trivially opposing view (for balance) then distribute it to reporters at all of the major news services hoping that natural laziness will kick in and they will run the premade story.

    A lot of the TV news is the same way. They call it a "Video News Release" they basically film the story with the PR firms own "reporter" - they send the smaller stations the polished footage and most of them just run it, the major networks get raw footage so they can edit in their own newsperson (I hesitate to call them reporters) asking those probing questions...

    Radio..same thing...

    It's very easy for the big PR firms to get hits. Once you get it into a major news services it gets picked up and repeated by hundreds of papers, almost none of them tell you that the story was written by XX's PR firm.

    Government does the same thing. Remember the Medicare Testimonials PR release?

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  77. Funny, I've heard this before by Eric(b0mb)Dennis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've heard this before on the John Walsh show i was supposed to be a part of... ended up not accepting the offer to go to NY and over-slept my live chat with john walsh for the show.. besides the point, some lady on said show called IRC the "Dark Underbelly of the Internet"...."It's where pedophiles give lessons to luer children" And those are real quotes! Real Stream of said show Here I'm the "Oea" mentioned in the show... long story, but weird indeed.

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  78. Classic media are good, new ones are bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    IRC is just a tool for communication. Just like every other communication tool it could be used for both good and bad things.

    Newspapers are for some reason considered inherently good, TV stations too... although I could post quite oposite example.

    In Serbia, under Milosevic regime *all* classic media (TV, radio, press) were actually his main tools for spreading nationalistic (fascistic) euphoria. Naturaly, there were some independent media, but they were always under heavy preasure.

    Maybe such misuse of classic media is always the case when some country goes to war without proper reason?

    In 1996, eight months after Serbia was connected again to Internet, mass scale protest against rose in Belgrade and other cities due to obvious electoral fraud. Web, email and IRC were main tools for us to stay informed and to spread the correct information. IRC was remedy for many of us to remain normal in such desperate situation (regime's represion was very tough in that particular period).

    Two years later, during NATO bombing, while wondering wether to hate more those who bombed me or those who had caused the bombing, IRC was tool for expressing thoughts and spreading hope. And for those who like emotional scenes, I will never forget one situation when I was online in the moment when air strike alert started. One by one, people reported that. Really scary, when you see list of towns and cities reporting, just like a flood. There is no other medium that in real time could represent some situation happening to so dispersed persons.

    Or just in one sentence: there is no inherently 'good' or 'bad' media, they are all good but easily misused.

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  79. Re:Lol by cbreaker · · Score: 2, Informative

    And kick or ban, not boot..

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  80. IRC=underground; WWW=mainstream by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Haven't read the article but...

    It IS accurate to consider IRC as underground, and the world wide web as the mainstream. Apart from the fact that the mainstream crowd has never heard of IRC, there are many more underground stuff happening. I don't know about sex-related stuff but there is definitely more software/music/movie/etc piracy.

    The internet world is just immitating the "real" world. Just like how the mainstream knows nothing about illegal drugs/guns/satellite dishes/etc that can be purchased in the underground, they also know nothing of IRC. You know... 90% of the population probably never even knows where the underground black market for a particular product is--they never come into contact. Similarly, 90% of hte population probably never ever comes in contact with IRC...

    Sivaram Velauthapillai

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  81. Re:sensationalist ? by dcam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Before I could even select which updates to install, I had a windows messaging box (the Windows functionality, not MSN messager) pop up. Anyway, I finished installing all the updates, and then proceded to install a virus checker and spyware removal programs, and the virus checker indeed did find stuff (I forget what).

    This has squat to do with worms and viruses. Windows 2K+ ships with windows messanger service set to start up automatically. Messenger service is designed for sysadmins to send message to the network. This has been exploited by spammers to sent out message box popups to people who haven't:
    1. disabled the service
    or
    2. Installed a firewall.

    You should have installed a firewall *before* you connected to the web.

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  82. You're next by poptones · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Apparently you don't watch the evening news (never mind read the messages these folks exchange). If you're busted and they find ANYTHING that will give them reasonable cause to suspect you are hiding something hardcore (or even just actionable in their jurisdiction) they'll take your computers, your monitors, routers, switches, mice, keyboards, your DVD players, your game machines - you'll be lucky if they leave you with a clock radio and a telephone.