No $50 iPod Clone From Microsoft
dncsky1530 writes "In a previous Slashdot story, the Denver Post ran an article talking about a portable music player that would have the look and feel of an iPod. Microsoft stated that they will not be manufactoring such a device, Mehdi, "I've spent time with a bunch of hardware manufacturers who will launch hardware products when we ship our service that will look and feel as good as the iPod product. And they will undoubtedly be a little bit less expensive and so head-to-head against Apple...""
40$ one time activation fee ...
5$ monthly subscribtion fee
2$ download access fee
15$ remote assistance fee
5$ for a special software player with XP look
which would be a hell of a deal for a HDD based iPod clone.
That this thing will be: 1. Ugly; 2. Have a clunky interface with lots of glitz and glitter; 3. Play WMA only; 4. Require XP; 5. Have limited hard drive capacity; 6. Run Pocketwindows and crash regularly; 7. Have its own host of viruses within half a year; 8. Still sell like crazy because for some reason people seem to prefer mediocre crap as long as it is cheap and runs windows Let's hope I'm wrong, I have an iPod and rather enjoy having something made by Apple be mainstream for a change :)
----- One learns to itch where one can scratch.
I thought my bullshit meter detected something. What could cost $50 and still be as good as the iPod??
Who cares about XP/Longhorn only I forsee a lindows sponsorship to get Linux to run on it...
Microsoft reiterated that they are not backing away from their original assertion that the device has the "feel and the look of an iPod". The only notable difference is the guts are from Sony
If you think
We've found the answer to step 2, finally!
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Microsofts hardware has always been top notch. I'm sure whatever they come up with will dominate and send the ipod packing.
"Microsoft stated that they will not be manufactoring such a device" (..) Someone else will manufacture it for them.
What's the difference?
why pay for a $250 ipod from apple when you can buy a $50 "wmpod" from micros..oh, wait.
No doubt some of the nameless companies in Taiwan and China which are nearly impossible for Apple to sue on look/feel or other infringement issues.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Maybe at $25, people could afford an iPod clone. But $50 is ridiculous.
evile et AL, unable to clone itself/take more hostages?
what a surprise?
the stock markup FraUD/softwar gangster payper liesense hostage grab 'business plan' is looking a little hapless now?
fauxking billyonerrors. sheesh.
lookout bullow. tell 'em robbIE?
all is not lost.
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Other choice quotes from Microsoft:
- NT will support the SPARC risc platform
- IE4 cannot be separated fron Win98
- Palladium is for security purposes only
- SQL Server doesn't have easter eggs
In short, if Microsoft says they have no plan for an iPod clone, they may speak the truth, or they're still developing it. At any rate, they're probably trying hard to avoid looking like a monopoly.
...except without the crappy battery.
Written by Joe Wilcox of Jupiter Research it starts:
I'm a bit stunned by the press feeding frenzy set off by comments (here) Yusuf Mehdi, MSN corporate VP, made during a Wednesday speech. News report after news report claimed that Microsoft would unleash an iPod-killing music player for 50 bucks.
The problem: That's not at all what Mr. Mehdi said.
1. Ugly
Baseless.
2. Have a clunky interface with lots of glitz and glitter
Baseless. Seen the interfaces for Server 2003 and XP? They rock, plain and simple.
3. Play WMA only
MP3 is the universal digital music format right now. To not play those files is to alienate most of the market. Microsoft is not that stupid.
4. Require XP
If it runs Windows, it will be a super-stripped-down version of probably the XP kernel that will barely resemble XP itself, if at all.
Have limited hard drive capacity
Um, no. Decent hard drives are as cheap as they ever were.
6. Run Pocketwindows and crash regularly
Baseless.
7. Have its own host of viruses within half a year
8. Still sell like crazy because for some reason people seem to prefer mediocre crap
You haven't even seen the damn thing yet. How do you know it's mediocre?
The coolest voice ever.
Something other than informative.
Do the Moderators even check the links?
I seriously doubt that the gut will be made by Sony as they are direct competitor with Microsoft in several areas (XBox vs. Playstation, WMA vs. ATRAC 3)
Does Clippy retrieve the playlists?
If you think
4.) Become further hated and mistrusted by geeks everywhere for getting their hopes up in their desire to have a inexpensive and powerful iPod clone.
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Slashdotters are opposed to monopolies but they want Apple to have a monopoly in the mp3 player market.
Variety is good, folks. I hope someone comes out with a good quality, cheaper version of the iPod. Who cares if that company is Microsoft? It would only drive down prices for consumers in general.
...because they failed to account for human resources required by the team responsible for porting Clippy to an embedded device.
For the last couple of decades I have marvelled at how clunky Microsoft software looks. Yeah, it's slowly improving, but man, typically their stuff looks like a bunch of geeks designed it --- oh wait...
Anyway, if someone from Microsoft says he thinks competitors will be able to make someone as sexy as an iPod, well I ain't holding my breath. I've heard those promises before from Microsoft, only to be surprised at how truly oddball the final result appeared. So for my money, having someone at Microsoft talk about look-and-feel issues is like hearing a pre-schooler lecture about staying within the lines while coloring. Their heart might be in the right place, but their execution will be lacking.
A player that can do everything an iPod does and can play WMA files - how much would you expect to pay for such a device? $70? $60? No, its just two easy payments of $19.99! If you call now Microsoft will throw in a pair of headphones for no additional cost!
We all know the lesson Steve Job's learned the hard way by continuing to produce more expensive Macs while other people rolled out cheaper PCs.
PCs stole the market for desktop computers away from Apple, eventhough the Apple product was technically superior and more user friendly.
However, the price wasn't right.
This looks like another iteration of the same situation.
Will Apple lower its prices to compete with the iPod clones or will they foolishly lose command of a market again on the belief that superior quality will save them?
Steve
...I see /. contributors are faking stories like so many newspapers have been...so much for integrity of the /. news ....I guess they will just blame MS for their mistakes...
yayaya, call be a troll, at least I tell and understand the TRUTH...
karma, hah...
Like with PCs, Microsoft will allow other companies to engage in the cutthroat and unprofitable business (making and selling mp3 players and operating online music stores), then sit in the background and collect licensing fees.
Certainly makes more sense than the previous story.
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I'm afraid I'll see tubgirl so I'm not going to click. Some brave soul please let us know.
So this heresay and rumor about potential products which are claimed to look and feel similar to the iPOD (ie no specifications, nor even rumors of specs) is NEWS????
Is this because
- You've all lost your minds (Mad Cow Disease rampant in America???)
- You're so sick of "news from Iraq" that *anything* is better
- ... ditto "the presidential election"
- Media Beat UP and HYPE is *always* news, no matter which crack-induced nightmares they paraphrase
Or maybe it's simply- Let Apple take the portable digital music market by storm
- Release rumor and hearsay (with not even a HINT of specifications) of an "iPOD Killer"
- ???
- Profit
To quote a well known (if fictional) American: Frankly madam, I don't give a damn.Visit CryptoGnome in his home.
between Apple having a monopoly and Microsoft having a monopoly, then yeah. The market has already made it clear that online music stores that sell unencumbered mp3s are just not going to be an option.
Variety is good, folks
Then you had better hope Microsoft fails.
Microsoft reiterated that they are not backing away from their original assertion that the device has the "feel and the look of an iPod"
I know it's asking way too much to read the article, and even the teaser has it wrong. What Microsoft has said is: "I've spent time with a bunch of hardware manufacturers who will launch hardware products when we ship our service that will look and feel as good as the iPod product."
Looking and feeling as good is a lot different then having the look and feel of an iPod. That negates all of the patent issues that everyone is complaining about.
Oops, when I wrote, "make someone as sexy as an iPod," I meant to write "something" instead. Although, now that I think about it, the way I originally wrote it is probably just the way marketing droids think...
And in other news:
No $2500 Diablo Clone From Toyota
Please correct me if I got my facts wrong.
the link is a large picture of Sony's My First Sony line of crappy children's audio devices. It's safe.
Who wants a $50 'Billy' or 'Ballmer' clone. Own them, before they OWN YOU!
Well, Microsoft hardware is less clunky (for example, the intellimouse explorer)
"[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz
After all, it is "NOT THAT HARD" :)
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Use Linux for a cheap hand held device. Use VideoLAN to play media files. Hack the interface to work on a B&W 640x480 LCD screen, with optional S-Video output jack to play on a TV set or other media device. Use buttons to control the interface, but provide USB ports to plug in mice, keyboards, etc. Use Firewire or Ethernet to communicate with a PC to transfer files. Find cheap PIM software to use it like a PDA as well. Perhaps it can be priced under the cost of an iPod?
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Please pay more attention to important news stories, Denver Post. Don't let that "fact checking" thing get in your way. The people must know.
It's called the XPod, and a thorough and unbiased review is available here.
No $10 Laser-firing robot from Microsoft either!
Maybe they're talking about the Portable Media Center. Its basically a device with a PocketPC size screen that has super high resolution. Plays movies, mp3s, etc.
That depends on the GB you get for $150. Keep in mind that Microsoft can get insanely expensive in the realm of handhelds and tablet PCs, and this would be no different. Still, if they *really* want to spank Apple, I'll be glad to take one for really cheap so long as it played all formats without any stupid DRM-only type restrictions. I have a large CD collection that I've ripped and stored and don't want to go through that all over again because they want WMA-only. Otherwise, I'm springing for the iPod. Stay tuned.
"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master."
--Rick "If it isn't broken, take it apart and find out why."
"That depends on the GB you get for $150. Keep in mind that Microsoft can get insanely expensive in the realm of handhelds and tablet PCs, and this would be no different."
I'm guessing that unless they go with a hard drive solution in the 20-60gb range, they'll be hard pressed to match the price of the 4GB compact-flash iPod mini at $249 unless they feel like starting yet another loss-leader device (like their Xbox). Good point about MS tech in PDAs - except for the Dell Axim, most Pocket PCs are pretty expensive.
"Still, if they *really* want to spank Apple, I'll be glad to take one for really cheap so long as it played all formats without any stupid DRM-only type restrictions."
With Microsoft being what they are, I doubt they'll participate in any music service that doesn't have DRM, especially when you figure that the music rights holders will insist on it for fear of loss to 'theft.' Now, if I were competing with MS, I *might* shit my pants if they could get sign-off on non-DRM music from the labels since no one else is doing that besides eMusic. Combining non-DRM music with WMA would be a major selling point for people who otherwise wouldn't give a sh*t about WMA. Luckily, does anyone really see that happening?
"I have a large CD collection that I've ripped and stored and don't want to go through that all over again because they want WMA-only."
Well, besides iTunes and eMusic, all the other services have been stupid enough to go with really lame DRM formats that are a pain in the ass. If those others are dumb enough to do that, why wouldn't MS? Fortunately, going that route would designate them to the same 2nd-tier status that Apple's competitors exist in.
Otherwise, I'm springing for the iPod.
Small tip - buy Apple Care for $59 for your device, it gives you 36 months' coverage after your battery has probably died within 12-18 months. Otherwise, after your 12 months of basic coverage ends, you're looking at $99 to have Apple replace the battery. With the Apple Care, you won't have to pay to replace the battery until after 3 years expire.
Chuck
There are lots of hard-disk based MP3 players. What exactly is an "iPod clone"? Something with that funny wheel in front? Or any slim MP3 player?
How come there have been so many conflicting reports coming out of Redmond lately? It seems like one person will make an announcement and the next day another spokesman is out there revoking the previous statement.
The last two that really spring to mind are the iPod story and the XP SP2 release for pirates. What is worse is the way the second press release handles the first one. Microsoft never admits to the mistake in the first place and then covers that with some of the stupidest spin I have ever heard, often it makes absolutely no sense and almost always never relates other than on the surface to the first release.
Either Ballmer has stopped taking his medication or he has been taking way too much. It might be time for Bill to arrange a little accident in the warehouse.
can it run CVS?
I am getting tired of my XBOX.
Your posting history is a thing of beauty. I can tell you get a lot of love.
What the hell is up with microsoft fanboys getting excited that something coming out in the definite futue will be better than what apple has now? Longhorn will be soo much better than Panther, by the time we have Tabby or whatever it will be in 2069.
Somehting coming out soon will be better than the concept Apple came out with years ago. There are rumors that Apple is going to support video play-back and hosting your home directory, so you can have all your files and prefs from any mac. Then Microsoft will come out with something thatthat has some craptastic file-syncing interface for fifty bucks less and call it "the same look and feel."
Is ot 98Se still the dominant OS out there? I'll bet to date they've sold a lot more 98Se copies than XP.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
That whoever is making the "iPod" killer will not have the billions of cash reserves behind them when making the device.
It means they would be less likely to be able to sell such a device for a century or two at a steep loss (like a $300 player being sold for $50).
I'm sure Microsoft is heavily involved in design of at least a few players though. so they have input from the design standpoint. But rarely has that been a strong area for them.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Man, I'm sure looking forward to the day where my MP3 player can get viruses and spread spam around the world just like my computer.
Microsoft just needs to modify this ad a little. iPod Parody with Ballmer
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More and more we're being treated to refreshing entertainment as MS in one way or another screws up. It makes life worth living again.
What I'd really like is an authentic story from the Seattle Post-Intelligencer that Bill Gates stepped in some dogshit and slipped and got really dirty.
And that at the same time it was raining.
And he was heard to curse loudly and rudely.
And that he insulted and pushed an old lady who tried to help.
And that his children disown him - even the one in a state correctional institution and the other in drug rehab and the third in Weight Watchers trying desperately to get back under the 300 lb mark - and his wife leaves him for a Puerto Rican Lesbian lover.
About then I'd be feeling good again.
All I'd really need after that was a new story about how Steve Ballmer was arrested in a gay club soliciting sex.
Try Napster. Just like iTunes, it uses DRM. However, if you choose to purchase a track you can burn it and then re-encode it, just like you can with iTunes tracks.
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"In a previous Slashdot story, the Denver Post ran an article ..."
What Microsoft will do that Apple has not, is have these products over-distributed thru mass market consumer electronics retailers. This will bring these players to the mainstream consumer.
Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Circuit City and consumer electronics website will feature these devices in large, prominent displays supported by lots of ads. There will be lots of discounting and maybe even some loss leader deals, perhaps some package deals with discounted downloads and/or other items.
That's what MS's marketing and merchandising savvy did for PC's and software. It brought the products to everyone and prices dropped as volume increased. Once the market was "made", more devices from other vendors come forth to compete and prices dropped further.
Sure MS made a bundle, and so did a lot of other vendors. But consumers got a product that they wanted. Not a bad tradeoff if you ask me.
What would Groucho do?
While the iPod looks cool and all it has some limitations that I am not willing to live with. I recently purchased one of these:
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http://reviews.cnet.com/iRiver_iHP_120/4505-6490_
and am glad to finally have found a legitimate player that supports Ogg (in addition to MP3 and WMV). Not only that but it has FM, can record voice and isn't encumbered with a bunch of proprietary DRM junk. 16 hours on a single charge is nothing to sneeze at either.
No, it isn't anywhere near $50, but there is no way 20GB of music storage is going to be sub $100 any time soon.
We've talked alot about the iPod, but not much about Mehdi's comment "...when we ship our service..." which I assume refers to their equivalent of the iTunes Music Store (iTMS) and other follow-ons. If Mehdi's comment has any basis in fact, then we should be discussing what will happen when MS introduces it's service, not when they supposed introduce some nebulous iPod clone.
With that in mind, we can look at the entire comment in another light. To me, the implication is that the service they introduce will, by design, not be compatible with the iPod. Why else would Mehdi be spending time "...with a bunch of hardware manufacturers who will launch hardware products when we ship our service..."?
What is more, we should wonder why MS would introduce only a MS (music service) when Jobs repeatedly says that iTMS alone doesn't make money, a premise which FrankenNapster seems to be proving out. Is it the tie-ins (like Apple's recent tie-in with Westin Hotels)? Is the draw that music has on people that might be so strong as to get them to switch platforms? Or is it that MS can't afford to cede Market Share (MS) in any major market to anyone? When the price per song goes up -- and it will, no matter who is involved -- the one who holds the largest MS (music service) will make the most money. MS will be competing with AOL as much as they will with Apple when they introduce MSMS.
And while I'm at it, one more point. MS's (Microsoft's) entry into MSs (music services) is typical of the strategy they have employed for decades:
Zero product- and market-development costs mean a bigger bottom line. Coca Cola does it (Mr. Pibb, the whole Fanta line), and so does MS (QDOS, the windows paradigm, MultiPlan/Excel, Word, etc., etc., etc.). Copyright and patent laws were intended to promote innovation by giving small concerns a fighting chance against knock-off artists, but that apparently wasn't enough, so anti-trust laws were established. But when neither are wisely enforced, the knock-off artists flourish, whether they exist in Asia or here.
* The cheap price comes from capital flowing from other parts of the company. Let's see MS try to run their music service as an arms-length subsidiary or even a separately-accounted division.