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Cut-Rate Windows 'XP Starter Edition' in Thailand

zlel writes "Microsoft has decided on an official name - 'Windows XP Starter Edition' - for the stripped-down, cut-rate version of Windows that it first began offering in Thailand last summer."

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  1. I want a copy! by MrMojado · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where Can I get my English version of this "cut rate" enhancement?

    1. Re:I want a copy! by darkpixel2k · · Score: 5, Funny
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  2. Faux Pas! by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Surely that implies all other editions are non-starters?

    1. Re:Faux Pas! by bgeer · · Score: 5, Funny

      No no, the other editions are re-starters. As in every time you install anything.

    2. Re:Faux Pas! by EnsilZah · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's the joke that goes:
      "Windows has detected you have moved your mouse, would you like to restart for the changes to take place?"

  3. starter edition? by Garion+Maki · · Score: 2, Funny

    isn't windows xp a starter edition on it's own?
    a tour at the start, allot of helpfiles and all the dangerous files hidden, so that you can't mess mutch up...

    I wonder if they couldent have thought of a more fitting name for a stripped down version, like windows lite or so, since now it seems that windows normal is for the pro's ;)

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  4. New hit song by MS.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    One night in Bangkok makes Bill Gates humble
    Not much between despair and ecstasy
    One night in Bangkok and Microsoft tumble
    Can't be too careful with your company
    I can feel the devil walking next to me

  5. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Howabout "Windows XP Trailer Park Edition" ?

  6. Features left: by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two features left out of this version:
    -stability
    -security

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    1. Re:Features left: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I believe this features have been left out of every version of Windows.

    2. Re:Features left: by TWX · · Score: 2, Funny
      Two features left out of this version:
      -stability
      -security
      That's like saying, "guaranteed financial stability and free oral sex left out in this version".
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  7. Starter Edition by Philmeeh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this include the undocumented features that allow a remote user to gain control of my system?

    1. Re:Starter Edition by lgftsa · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now that's unfair! The remote exploit feature is the most well-documented feature there is!

  8. This would be a bargain... by irokitt · · Score: 2, Funny

    provided Clippy is left out ;)

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  9. Re:That's just the thing.... by pezpunk · · Score: 5, Funny

    well, if the stripped out features include Windows Media Player, Windows Messaging, MSN, and all that other crap i spend my first half hour deleting after a clean install, then it might just be worth it to learn Thai ...

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  10. Starter For What? by Phat_Tony · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait, it has even less functionality than normal Windows, and they call it "Windows Starter Edition?"

    Shouldn't Microsoft call it "Linux Starter Edition," or "Mac Starter Edition?"

    Surely they'll soon be switching to something else if this is even worse than Windows...

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  11. Re:And the difference is? by Arctic+Dragon · · Score: 2, Funny

    it would be nice for it to mention what makes it "cut-down".

    I believe they removed just about everything from the \WINDOWS directory. ;-)

  12. Re:The Microsoft mentality by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2, Funny

    The difference being the majority of all software in Europe probably *isn't* stolen.

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  13. Re:LOL by JohnFromCanada · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Howabout Windows XP Trailer Park Edition?"

    If it comes with a bottle of Johnny Walker, a pack of smokes and Bubbles does the install I want in.

  14. Re:No Product Activation by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Funny

    The ten years it would take me to learn the language.

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  15. A cut-down version, eh ? by mars_rover · · Score: 1, Funny

    Do they still get all of the bugs and security flaws, or will those become available with the first service pack ?

  16. Re:$38? by irokitt · · Score: 4, Funny
    They could always run it through Babelfish.

    "This program has executed a illegal operation.
    If the problem insists, it comes in contact with the salesman of program."
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  17. Clippy sure gets a lot of flack by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 5, Funny

    For some reason Clippy has managed to become the all-purpose whipping boy to use against Microsoft. After my first encounter with the creature I don't understand why this running gag is continually modded "Funny".
    Is it because he's annoying? Well even if he is, there are still three easy opportunities to remove Clippy. The first is on install, where you can customize the installation to remove the "Office Assistant". The second is in Word instself, where you can permenently "Turn off the office assistant". Finally you can temporarily "Hide the office assistant".

    Save your mod points for things that are truly worth it. Clippy has had enough.

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    1. Re:Clippy sure gets a lot of flack by holloway · · Score: 2, Funny
  18. Re:Analogy? by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah. I know what you mean--people keep saying I'm addicted, too. But I can quit any time.

  19. Re:LOL by Kenshin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, but every error dialog box will say something like "This Fuckin' Piece of Shit Doesn't Work!", it will completely screw up all complicated technical words like Ricky does, and the BSOD will now the the "Shit Storm of Death".

    Plus, you'll end up going to jail once a year.

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  20. At least they're prepared by Gatton · · Score: 4, Funny

    With about 95% of the country being Buddhist at least they're already familiar with the concept of suffering ;-)

  21. Re:So crime does pay then? by Performaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    "1) dinner, with a beer: 80 Baht ($2)
    2) 3 star hotel: 1000 Baht ($25)
    3) Taxi to the airport: 400 Baht ($10)
    4) Commuter train: 10 Baht (25 cents)
    5) Recent LEGITIMATE video games: 400+ Baht ($10)
    6) Recent LEGITIMATE DVDs: 200+ Baht ($5)"
    Seeing Microsoft make a better product in response to competition? Priceless.

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  22. But I thought.... by Music+To+Eat · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're intregal parts of the OS and are impossible to remove!

  23. Re:That's just the thing.... by jwcorder · · Score: 5, Funny
    If it takes you 30 mins to uncheck three boxes, then I think there is going to be a problem learning that second language.

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  24. I want the fairly-tale version of Windows by wardk · · Score: 1, Funny

    I am still waiting for the version that doesn't risk having my computer hijacked, credit card data stolen, my address book copied and blue screens of death as the inevitable conclusion of each computing session.

    any word on delivery date of this version of windows??

  25. Ah yes, the ugly redheaded stepchild... by WebCowboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...that is Millenium Edition!

    I followed the link and was amused by the "don't miss" section at the bottom. ALL the links are things like "get Windows XP now" and "the benefits of XP" and "see the great reviews of XP here!".

    There is also a link on that page to the amusing Windows ME support page there. The TOP article in the support archive? "How to UNinstall Windows ME"! Apparently the removal of WinME is a commonly suggested remedy by Microsoft to fix a PC that won't boot properly.

    I'd have to say that that is one point where I actually agree strongly with Microsoft!