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Bagle/Beagle Variant Includes Source Code

NASAdude writes "Sunday brought a lot of fireworks... and the release of two new Bagle/Beagle variants. One of the variants includes a copy of its source code as an attachment as it spreads via email. It is expected the inclusion of the source will result in numerous variants. It's been dubbed Beagle.Y and Beagle.Z by Symantec and Bagle.ad and Bagle.ae by McAfee. ZDNet ran a story that covers these new variants."

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  1. new name by millahtime · · Score: 2, Funny

    And it will be come to be known as beagle.painintheass

  2. CVS by BenBenBen · · Score: 4, Funny

    beagle.sourceforge.net doesn't have it :(

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    1. Re:CVS by akadruid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Give us a chance, we're just updating the project page. I was going to upload it but the other l33t h4xorz say there's some gentlemen wearing black suits at the door...

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    2. Re:CVS by jaavaaguru · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you know when the UltraSPARC port will be available? I've been feeling pretty left out...

    3. Re:CVS by dave_mcmillen · · Score: 5, Funny

      Laugh if you will, but I for one applaud this new era of open source viruses . . . Wait . . . Oops, my "open source = good" reflex was triggered before my brain had a chance to think about it.

    4. Re:CVS by dasmegabyte · · Score: 3, Funny

      Brings new meaning to the term "viral licensing."

      *b'dum-chik*

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    5. Re:CVS by VivianC · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does anyone know if it is licensed under GPL or a BSD license? If I make modifications and distribute it, am I obligated to provide the source code to anyone who asks? I don't know if I want to risk contaminating my proprietary viruses with this open source virus.

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  3. what about... by epicstruggle · · Score: 2, Funny

    any news on beagle.mars?
    epic

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    1. Re:what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tried to run it once, and it crashed.

  4. Another excuse for MS? by DrKayBee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ....to say that 'open source' is bad?. In all seriousness - what is the end to all this?

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    1. Re:Another excuse for MS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Check the EULA that comes with the virus, it's Shared Source, not Open Source!

  5. Title by Sepper · · Score: 3, Funny

    Reading title fast, I thought that NASA had released some source code... *sigh*

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    1. Re:Title by rjw57 · · Score: 4, Informative

      You mean the UK Universities which made Beagle2 ?

      Not everything space-related is NASA you insensitive clod! :)

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    2. Re:Title by akadruid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not everything space-related is NASA you insensitive clod! :)
      You can tell NASA's attempts from UK Universities with this simple test.
      Did space object in question:
      a. Crash and burn due to problems with the metric system or
      b. Vanish without trace

      If a then object is of NASA origin, if b, then non-NASA.
      Hope this helps clear up any confusion.

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    3. Re:Title by GregChant · · Score: 2, Informative

      Grandparent was referring to this.

  6. ouch by mpost4 · · Score: 2, Informative

    that could hurt, now every kiddy scripter can get a copy of the code. how many (in reason) letters can we put at the end of the virus name to declare a new variant? watch out for Beagle.zzzzzzzzzzzzzz comming this July to an inbox near you.

    1. Re:ouch by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's okay, the source code is in assembler, so all the script kiddies will just look at it in confusion like it's some strange alien language.

    2. Re:ouch by mpost4 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Read teh artical, it says it is commented to help people understand what is going on aka think of this

      (example given in MIPS since it is the only assembler I know)


      li $24 1025 # this line loads into the register 24
      ## the port to be explorted (in this case port 1025)

      well think about this the kiddy scripter does not need to know that li is load imedate but all he needs to know is 24 is the register, do not touch, and 1025 is the port, change to a new port to try.
    3. Re:ouch by EvilCowzGoMoo · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Speaking from expierence, once source code is released there realy is no limit to how many varients we can expect.


      Bots in particular have sky rocketed. In the last few months alone we have seen names jump from two letter varients (bot.ay) up to 4! (bot. wrzq) Do the math, its an insane number.


      One of the major contributing factors are virus generators! Yes there are programs out there that will write the bot for you!


      On the other hand, because they are all variants of the same family, they are fairly easy to keep the AV software up to date to catch even the latest variants early.

    4. Re:ouch by Rithiur · · Score: 5, Funny

      And in the other news today, new variant of the Beagle virus, Beagle.goatse, opens a easily abusable back door in your system. However, so far it seems that hackers have been unwilling to use this hole to breach into our computer.

    5. Re:ouch by JAD+lifter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does it also point out where to get an assembler? I suspect that'll be a barrier of entry for a lot of kiddies.

      I cannot tell if you are being sarcastic or serious so I will assume that you are serious.
      Just about every skript kiddiot out there has a copy of MASM, TASM and/or NASM on his machine. If you do not believe me then you are underestimating the average skript kiddy. Go hang out in some script kiddy message boards or especially IRC and you will see that they may be obnoxious little scum but they are not quite as naive and incompetant as you make them out to be.

  7. Pretty please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can someone please make a variant that makes users regret not patching their systems? Like, overwrite the BIOS, turn ones into twos in all spreadsheet documents, delete all JPGs, MP3s and AVIs, send a resignation to boss@yourdomain.com and a log of your online banking transactions to the FCC, donate 10 bucks each to the KKK and THEN put up a screen which lists all that.

    1. Re:Pretty please by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A much better solution would be to turn the computer into a spam zombie that only spams itself. After a few thousand spam messages from themselves cloud their inbox, they might actually realise, "Oh, This IS annoying!"

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    2. Re:Pretty please by JosKarith · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nope. The best idea would be to search for .mp3's, or .jpg's that have a lot of "flesh tones" and corrupt them.
      After all, killing someone's OS is annoying, but deleting someone's pr0n collection is tantamount to declaration of war.
      Either that or randomly e-mail samples from said collection out as well as copies of itself with a header "Do you know what has hidden on his computer?"
      I really shouldn't be giving people ideas should I...

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    3. Re:Pretty please by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oddly enough, had something like that happen to one of our agents. He called in to complain that he couldn't get any work done. Every few seconds, his PC would pop up a little window saying "Scanning outgoing EMail" and lock up for a moment. Then the window would disappear and everything would be back to normal. Until the window reappeared.

      Turned out he'd picked up a mass mailing virus. He had Norton AV installed, but hadn't wanted to pay to keep his virus defs updated. Norton was scanning every outgoing EMail, but didn't see anyting it recognized and let them all pass through.

      I told the guy he'd have to pay to update his virus defs in order to fix the thing. Actually, Norton offers a free remover for that particular virus, but I didn't want the guy calling me back in another two weeks with a different virus.

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    4. Re:Pretty please by Sangui5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really, that's a little unfair. I mean, not patching has been relatively consequence free for quite a while now. Suddenly dooming them right away is a bit harsh.

      Rather, I'd create a small family of malwares, and have each one leave behind some indication of that it had been there. Do it in some way that the virus scanners may have a hard time cleaning it up. Also, notify the users that they've been hit. Tell them this is their last chance to repent. Give them pointers to resources to help them repent. Remember, the end is near...

      After people have been duly warned by worms and viruses that have had their chance to spread and die out, I'd release the punisher malware. Something nasty, a blended threat type thing using all the latest techniques to spread. Now, this would be the one with the payload. It would look for evidence that you'd been hit with one of the previous malwares, and assign points based on how they got in, and if they were cleaned up. Say 1 point for getting infected by a zero-day exploit in Opera that you've since cleaned up after, but 100 points for getting hit by an email worm which proudly announces "I am a virus. Do not click on the pretty linkey and run me!" or somesuch. Points can also be assigned based on what software is on the system. A machine loaded with spyware, or infected with other viruses gets more points. One with a firewall or behind a NAT box gets a deduction.

      Now what is the purpose of the points, you ask? A person collecting many points gets their machine fubar'ed. A person with no points gets a notice of how our nasty nasty worm got in, and help cleaning it up. People in between perhaps get all their valuable MP3s scrambled, or something. You get the picture.

      Now, one really can't say that everyone hasn't recieved warning, now. Everyone who got infected previously got notice, and help to change their wicked ways. Of course, some people are rather dense. So, after a few months, we'd have to start over again. Sure, it'll be harder, since many people will have wised up (I hope so), but many probably won't. This time around, however, the stick should come closer in time to the bad behaviour. Reinforcement learning works better that way. Additionally, I think the standards for who gets the smackdown should be lowered. Frag'ing their systems for incrementially smaller violations every cycle will hopefully get people to shape up. After a while, it won't matter--an unpatched system won't last long in such a hostile environment. And if the software is just inheirently insecure *cough*IEandActiveX*cough* then the best thing to do is just not run it.

      Sadly, this won't teach anyone. Especially those runninng "alternative" software--be it application or OS. Apple's customers are rather poor at running anti-virus software. One can't blame them--there isn't much reason to. I myself don't worry about email viruses at all--that's because I read my mail with Pine. On a Sparc. Somebody else's Sparc, where I don't keep any valuable data. Now, I'm sure Pine has some sort of exploitable bugs in it. With all of the MS PC's either patched or nuked to oblivion, what's a poor virus writer to do?

      That's just my 2 cents

    5. Re:Pretty please by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That outlook worm a while back did mail random samples from someone's document collection out. As the ratio of pornography to other documents on the system rose, the likelihood of the system sending out one's porn increases, so it should be a self-controlling system...

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    6. Re:Pretty please by gosand · · Score: 2, Funny
      Can someone please make a variant that makes users regret not patching their systems?

      Some ideas:

      It installs Linux on their system (let them figure out that dependency hell!) [note to self: make sure it isn't Debian, apt-get rocks]

      It makes their homepage default to Slashdot

      It sends an email to RMS every day saying "Aren't you the guy who created Linux?"

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    7. Re:Pretty please by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Why hasn't anyone made one that formats all disks? "

      What benefit to the virus writer is there in that? I look at this as a sign that the virus industry has "matured" past the point of petty vandalism to theft of service.

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  8. How long... by rjw57 · · Score: 4, Funny

    How long until SCO sues Bagle's author for copyright infringement....

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  9. Shared source by Snaapy · · Score: 5, Funny
  10. Re:Scripting exploit by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 5, Insightful

    VBscript or WSH which is inherently Open Source on Windows?

    <nitpick>Open-source is a type of licensing; VBScript is a language, and WSH a technology, not licensing regimes. Typically the source-code for a VBScript app is distributed with the application, but not necessarily - it might be obfuscated - but might well be subject to proprietary licensing restrictions.

    Just because you can see the source code doesn't make it open source. Open source implies certain freedoms that are additional to being able to see the code: the right to modify and redistribute the code, for example.

    </nitpick>

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  11. That's to make prosecution more difficult by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So far you could spot a viurs author by the "evidence" that he had the source code of the virus on his PC. Now everybody has the source. I guess we need bigger jails soon.

  12. Seen it... by lachlan76 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seem Familiar?

    In all seriousness, having the source code can't be a bad thing, since this way, it'll be easier to stop if we understand how it works.

    And at least if we all get a virus, there is a good programmer behind it, and it's less likely to crash on all of us.

    Normally I'd consider virus writers the scum of the earth, but this one is talented enough to be a professional hacker, from my limited experience with assembly language (512 byte boot sector on a FD). Not that I endorse email worms, but this guy has talent.

    1. Re:Seen it... by ScouseMouse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Its social conditioning.

      Most people tend to think that only other blokes are so pathetic as to sit in front of a computer all day and write viruses. Girls obviously all have a life, and have better things to do.

      To be fair, this does seem to backed up by the FBI's arrest record.

      Of course it could just be because the girls are smarter and dont get caught.

    2. Re:Seen it... by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Normally I'd consider virus writers the scum of the earth, but this one is talented enough to be a professional hacker, from my limited experience with assembly language (512 byte boot sector on a FD). Not that I endorse email worms, but this guy has talent.
      Sociopathic, self-centred, a total arsehole, but talented nonetheless.

      Man, if the author could be turned to the Light Side though... small, efficient windows applications, well written in assembler... sounds like Steve Gibson's Evil Twin.

    3. Re:Seen it... by ScouseMouse · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yep, i'm a bloke, but i'm also an amateur psycologist, and i also work as a geek in a law firm, i think that means i am not technically a human any more because I sold my soul or something.

      :P

    4. Re:Seen it... by lachlan76 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not an AV person, nor do a have a copy of Beagle, but if the source code is not encrypted, then you have an easy target to look for.

      And besides, it gives the new people something to practice with ("Here's a copy of Bagle, explain how it works, and find a way of detecting it.").

  13. Bagle.ad and Bagle.ae by paj1234 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is so boring. Soon we'll have Bagle.zzz.

  14. The real question is... by atomic-penguin · · Score: 4, Funny

    What license is it released under?

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    1. Re:The real question is... by Eradicator2k3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's being released under the SCO "Indian Giver" license. This allows TSCOG to make numerous contributions to the source and then re-release it. This is followed later with complaints as to how much of TSCOG's IP has made it into the virus. TSCOG will then threaten to sue "end-users" (read: victims) of Bagle.SCO, unless they're willing to pay $699 ($1399 after 13 Oct) per CPU for the privilege of having licensed version of the virus.

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  15. Something I shoulda Done by PakProtector · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This just brings to mind an idea I've had for a long time now. And it's in no way an unique idea, I know that for a fact.

    So here's the idea: Write a variant of one of these viruses. And he's what it does. When it infects a machine, it sends out copies of itself to every person in the address book. After that, it forces the machine to download some sort of Anti-Virus software. PC-Cillin or NOD32 are favorites of mine. It installs them, then forces a Windows Update.

    Sounds good, right? But read on. My second idea is better.

    Here it is:
    Viral Anti-Virus Software.
    Most virus recognition is based on Pattern Recognition, from what I have garnered from my research. Create a virus that spreads like wildfire -- kind of like Melissa and Code Red spread all crazy-fast -- except this little bit of code contains Virus Recognition software in it. It invades unprotected boxen and then starts a continuous scan for Viruses.

    You know how most people click 'Yes!' to anything that pops up, a la Gator?

    Have this little golden nugget of Illegal Do-Gooding pop up a small dialog saying, "File.Extention is infected with a virus (XX% Probability). Do you wish to delete? Y/N?"

    And just to hold with custom:
    Step One: Create Virus.
    Step Two: JAIL!
    Step Three: PROFIT!

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    1. Re:Something I shoulda Done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      There have been several "anti-virus viruses" that didn't quite work, and ended up being a major pain to deal with.

  16. this is not news by ajs318 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All it means is that there are still clueless people using computers. I already know that. Sometimes I think it's a damn shame viruses can't do the kind of real, permanent damage that shocks a clue into people -- if there is such a thing. For once I'm actually wishing for a SCO story.

    Please, please, please, I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but please, for crying out loud, please if anyone ever asks you about buying a new computer, just point them towards the nearest Apple authorised reseller. If they complain about the price, point out that the inherent usability and security designed into Mac OS X from the ground up will more than pay for itself in terms of not cursing and screaming at the damn thing every time you boot it up. If that doesn't work, mention that Macs are prettier. If that still doesn't work, give them six months tops before you're saying "I told you so".

    Windows may be popular but that doesn't make it any good.

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  17. Another one bites the dust... by mindmaster064 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm so glad my entire network is running Linux. :) I swear there is some major virus every goddamn week. Linux has it's own problems, but I am glad I can do something about them. I wonder how long it will take for businesses to realize that running around chasing exploits and viruses isn't a good way to make use of your technical support staff time.

    -Mind

  18. Slap a GPL on it quickly! by Domini · · Score: 2, Funny

    And what about a copyright notice on Virii in future? Could MacAfee be sued for reverse-engineering a virus?
    -grin-

  19. Give new meaning to the term "viral licensing" by m0RpHeus · · Score: 2, Funny

    One of the variants includes a copy of its source code as an attachment as it spreads via email.

    Just what we need. An Open Source Virus. And if it is somehow GPLed, we'll *really* have viral licensing. ;)

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  20. Re:Scripting exploit by johannesg · · Score: 5, Funny
    Don't you suppose the right to redistribute is granted pretty much automatically for a virus?

  21. This is not an attack by HBPiper · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its a resume!

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  22. Want to cause problems? use port 80 by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If someone wanted to really cause problems, they'd modify that thing to use port 80 to spread itself, and disguise the packets as /. traffic. What admin would notice if it was a virus, or just some new story on /.?

    D'OH!

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  23. Didn't Linus predict this? by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Only wimps use tape backup. Real men just include their important stuff in a Windows worm and let the rest of the world mirror it."

  24. Re:Source by Technician · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where is the source?

    I don't know, but the Department of Homeland Security, the FBI, and the CIA are looking for them also.

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  25. Re:Scripting exploit by term8or · · Score: 2, Informative

    Isn't it a felony to own the source code of malware?

    I doubt it(IANAL). It's only a felony if you own the source code of malware with the intention of using it to damage or access an unauthorized computer. Otherwise people who write antivirus products would spend their entire life in jail.

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  26. Could someone mail me a copy? by alteridem · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh wait, there are a dozen in my inbox already. God you guys are quick, thanks ;)

  27. Re:CVS w by SuneSpeg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually.. i know its been tried before, i think it was code red/nimda ?, where someone made a patch spreading in same manner, but instead it patched the systems.

    About time to try that concept again ?
    I know its gonna generate some traffic, but 1 new variant amongst 50+ new others isnt much.

    Consider pro/cons

    + you could patch most of the vulnerable systems by including the official M$ patch
    + inform the user that the pc is victim of a virus and lead him/her to a virusscan.
    + remove the original virus, or some of the variants.
    + save bandwidth/spam for each pc fixed [1]

    -generate more traffic [1] nothing compared to the current amount of net traffic and spam it generates.
    -would be illegal

    Worth to consider imho, if you write it properly and not suffer from same flaws as the codered one did. Im sure you could do far more good than harm .

    beagle.sourceforge.net might not be the proper place for it though :)

  28. Re:Scripting exploit by martinthebrit · · Score: 3, Funny
    Ah Ha. I see the music industry's latest ploy
    1. Write self-spreading virus
    2. Distribute virus with standard copyright agreement and code
    3. ???
    4. Sue infected users for copyright infringement and profit!!!
  29. Whats the motive by nmk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have often heard people say that Linux and OS X are more secure due to obscurity. I was just wodering if one can, perhaps, look at the situation from a different perspective. Geeks have hated MS for a long time, and they are the ones who have the technical skills to exploit Windows vulneribilities. The internet has finally given them a way to attack MS with their limited resources.

    One is often made to believe that Windows viruses and trojans are primarily the work of scrip kiddies and that windows is simply targetted becuase it is the dominant platform. Is it possible that we are seeing the beginning of something more incideous than this. Perhaps a large percentage of these attacks are the work of people who simply want to hard Windows public image.

    I know some of this may sound obvious (a "no shit sherlock" situation). However, I have never really seen the problem discussed from this perspective. I know that most responsible Geeks on this forum condemn computer viruses. However, there are a lot of pissed off people out there and this is the easiest way to hit MS. It just takes a bit of decent code (in the evil sense) and you can cause the loss of countless millions to the customers of MS.

    I think that if this is the case, then Windows will eventually fall. Nobody will be able to create an OS that can withstand the combined wrath of the world Geeks. Just food for thought.

  30. Re:CVS w by mwood · · Score: 4, Insightful

    *sigh* Please don't release another anti-virus-virus. The last one was at least as much a pain as the one it was supposed to cure.

  31. Re:Don't worry by shadowcabbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The McAfee virus info page says that the source code is encrypted. Assuming the author used something sound like PGP, we'll probably never see the source code.

    If it's encrypted, how did they find out it's source code? They must have already cracked it.

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  32. Re:Scripting exploit by mwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Don't you suppose the right to redistribute is granted pretty much automatically for a virus?"

    How amusing if it weren't. Maybe the authors could be prosecuted for circumventing a protection device *on their own property*. The sound of mental fuses popping would be deafening.

  33. Re:CVS w by SuneSpeg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Indeed it was, but it sure also had some flaws. Learning by the mistakes of it, and write a smarter anti-virus-virus, im sure you could generally benefit from it. Personally i prefer to see a little log entry in my firewall, than 500 pieces of spam in my inbox. No doubt its an unusual approach, but what other (working) methods do you suggest to wipe out 50 new variants ?

  34. Public domain. by jesser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unless the author is dumb enough to reveal himself by suing you for copyright infringement, it's public domain.

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  35. Re:Don't worry by johnkoer · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it's encrypted, how did they find out it's source code? They must have already cracked it.

    And the author has already filed his DMCA suit against them for cracking his encryption.

  36. Re:An End To This Anarchy by 26199 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That approach, while fine twenty years ago, isn't at all realistic today. Today PCs are sold as something which is easy to use and useful for everyone. And they should be. The fact that they aren't is the problem of the people who designed/implemented things badly in the first place.

    Given that all most people want a PC for is web browsing and email, why the f*ck haven't Microsoft come up with an OS which can do that, and just that, without any security risks at all? This puzzles me somewhat.

    Regardless, the problem mostly lies with the laughable state of Windows, not with the users. Sure, they could be more careful -- but on a fresh Windows install you need to be more than careful, you need to be damn good to keep it secure.

  37. I'm surprised . . . by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    that the killer worm hasn't come yet.

    Seriously.

    Not that I'm looking forward to that day, as it means that I'll spend a WHOLE lot of time fixing other people's computers :( :( :( :( :(

    But all the 'I Told You Sos' might be worth it.

    Given that these worms are getting to be pretty sophisticated in how they spread (IIS server exploit ->IE activeX exploit), and given that although MS does a 90% good job in patching them, the poor rate of patch (what? patch my computer? but it works fine), and total reluctance to switch to non-MS products (The VP of our company refused to switch from MS, even after the CERT warning. "Why would I want Mozilla or something? MS just released a patch for that problem you are talking about"), I'm STUNNED that someone hasn't gone nuts, and torched the Windows World(TM).

    No terrorist group, no crazy psychotic hackers, no insane foreign governments.

    No Russian organized crime group holding a corporation hostage.

    Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

    Strange.

    I still think its coming. Perhaps I'm just a pessismist, but I think that 'cyberwar' may still be on our horizon, and even if you, Ms. Super-Smart-Geek is able to protect your system, 90% of the windows world will not be able to.

    And instead of spam, we'll see permanent bios corruption, or something else, that will simply f*ck their computers.

    I'm scared of it, anyways. I only hope that it happens far enough in the future that I can earnestly say, "I can't fix that, I using Windows back in the 2000-era, I don't know anything about your XP-SE, your Longhorn, etc. . . "

    I spend too much of my time on service calls as it is, for my parents, for my officemates, for my relatives, and for my friends.

    I try to 'train' them on how to manage a system properly, but its honestly hopeless.

    I'm pretty savy, but back in the day when I ran them, my Windows systems STILL got screwed up sometimes (not often, but occasionally).

    I can totally understand (but not sympathize) when my sister comes back to me and her laptop has got a bazillion pop-up-ware things installed.

    I'll feel bad for her when/if her laptop gets trashed by a virus, but.... I told her to get a mac.....

    Oh well, ce la vie.

    I'll live through the storm, anyways, and so will my backups of the company data.

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  38. Re:CVS w by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    *sigh* Please don't release another anti-virus-virus. The last one was at least as much a pain as the one it was supposed to cure.

    Also many of the mass mailers do stop and try to disarm other mass mailers. This is not uncommon becuase it prevents the virus from being detected if someone doesn't update their AV until they find one that is old enough to be in the signature files.

    Such an Anti-virus-virus, would just be another of these viruses. No more or less.

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