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Rare East German Arcade Game Unearthed

Lancey writes "While hunting for work stuff I found this press release about an old Soviet games machine, apparently there are only three surviving units from a production of 1500 - most of them were destroyed after the Berlin wall came down. Thought you might find it interesting..." There are screenshots and photos in this BBC story.

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  1. literal translations rule by ack154 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Games include:

    Hirshjagd (Deer Hunt)
    Hase und Wolf (Hare and Wolf)
    Abfahrtslauf (Departure Course)
    Schmetterlinge (Butterflies)
    Scheissbude (literal translation "crap booth"!)
    Autorennen (Racing Car)
    I wonder what you have to do to win at Crap Booth... Get to the toilet paper on the other side of the river? Flush the toilet to avoid the evil crap monster? Or is it like whack-a-mole, but with turds? What's the objective?
    1. Re:literal translations rule by DjMd · · Score: 4, Funny

      So...In Soviet Russia polyplay plays you???

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    2. Re:literal translations rule by fuxoft · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Isn't that "Schiessbude" (shooting booth)? See Schiessen vs. Scheissen...

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    3. Re:literal translations rule by Der+Krazy+Kraut · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, confusing IE with EI is one of the more common mistakes made by non native speakers and is a somewhat common typo even in Germany.

    4. Re:literal translations rule by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh poo, you ruined all the fun...

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    5. Re:literal translations rule by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can see how this would be a frequent mistake..you know, confusing the word Shit with Shoot, probably happens all the time.

      Wait, that's just here in Texas. Aw, shoot.

    6. Re:literal translations rule by Dark+Kenshin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here is a good site that explains this machine and the games more. (even Scheissbude)

      http://www.andys-arcade.net/personal/polyplay/po ly play.htm

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    7. Re:literal translations rule by janoc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, I guess that fuxoft is right, it is most likely a shooting game :-)

      BTW, folks, Frantisek was a great ZX Spectrum guru east of the Iron Curtain. That was quite a few years ago, but your games had quite a following :-)

    8. Re:literal translations rule by absolut_kurant · · Score: 2, Informative

      that probably should be
      Hirschjagd
      Abfahrtslauf is a skiing game (downhill racing)

      and Scheissbude should be Schiessbude (shooting booth) *g*

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    9. Re:literal translations rule by pdp0x14 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Speaking of literal translations ... While literally correct, "shooting booth" is not the idiomatic translation of "Schiessbude." Native English speakers say "shooting gallery," or "shooting range."

    10. Re:literal translations rule by Srsen · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder what you have to do to win at Crap Booth...

      It's a First Person Shitter.

    11. Re:literal translations rule by xenocide2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can only guess that the oft repeated phrase "come out or I'll shit" was a rare source of humor for Germans during the final days surrounding the European theater.

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    12. Re:literal translations rule by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess that is the problem with central planning...

      Ok, the latest extimate is that we have x people.

      Figure we can let them go to the bathroom y times per day.

      When they go we'll let them use z squares of TP.

      As a result, annual production of TP shall henceforth be set at x*y*z*365 squares of TP. Success to our five year plan!

      Remember - your TP belongs to the people. If you use z+1 squares you're stealing from the old lady down the street...

    13. Re:literal translations rule by fuxoft · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not until I discovered English language. :) In Czech, it's pronounced "fooksoft" and my name (Fuka) is pronounced "fooka" - like in Japanese.

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    14. Re:literal translations rule by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did it look like the Nintendo's Game and Watch type handheld? The game that I have has a wolf that tries to catch the eggs in a basket that are being thrown by the rabbit. Where did you find the one for the Palm Pilot?

      Yep. That's the one. The modern version is so damn cheap that it's almost as fun trying to get the buttons work right as it is playing the game.

      The Palm game is called "CatchIT" and can be downloaded here.

  2. This is the biggest news since Adult Swim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...announced reruns of Worker & Parasite cartoons.

  3. Well by arieswind · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ill take pong over "crap booth" any day

  4. Imagine.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    A Beowulf-ski cluster of these

    1. Re:Imagine.. by shackma2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ya..it would almost be as powerfull as my appleII

    2. Re:Imagine.. by Vaginal+Discharge · · Score: 3, Funny

      Umm... there's only 3 in existence. So a beowulf cluster of these will probably have the computing power of my TI graphing calculator.

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  5. Here we go... by suso · · Score: 3, Funny

    In soviet russia, the dots eat you.

  6. other features by sinnfeiner1916 · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's made of cardbord, can fold into a briefcase, but does get 50 continues to the quarter rubel!

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  7. The old "hunting for work stuff" ploy by eltoyoboyo · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is always a good day when you get paid to surf the internet.

    Google search on "Soviet Video Games".... Hey, does this guy post on slashdot?

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  8. BBC blows up by lacrymology.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find it strange that the BBC would decide to host this article on one of the game machines in questions. Tis a pity.
    -m

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    1. Re:BBC blows up by turgid · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Not state funded.

      Yes it is. The government taxes me via a "TV License" which goes to the Treasury. The Treasury then pays the BBC. The BBC is funded by direct taxation. If you try living without a TV in the UK for any length of time, you will find out that you are harassed by the authorities to the point where you consider getting a TV license just to get them off your back. So, to all intents and purposes, there is a blanket, fixed-fee public broadcasting tax in this country under the guise of a "TV License." Yes, the elderly and visually-impared get a discount...

    2. Re:BBC blows up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bollocks. The TV license does not go to the treasury, it goes (usually via the post office) to the BBC. Not much of a difference in some ways, but very important.

    3. Re:BBC blows up by jimicus · · Score: 2, Informative
      Historically the BBC has never been afraid to challenge the UK establishment:
      • In 1995 they aired an interview with Princess Diana, which at the time was something of an embarrassment to the royal family. Still got aired.
      • They employ Jeremy Paxman for a lot of political shows. I doubt anyone in the States has heard of him - he's like an angry dobermann if a politician won't give an answer. Paxman has been known to ask the same question 14 times in order to get an answer, and will make no secret of it if he doesn't like the answer.
      • Most recently, they refused to back down having made allegations that the government went to war in Iraq on the back of a dossier which was intentionally "sexed up". This ultimately led to 2 resignations/sackings at the highest level, and a senior MoD weapons expert mysteriously "committed suicide".

      The sad thing is, having said all that about editorial independence, it looks very likely that they may soon lose it because our current government doesn't like being publicly criticised by a body which they can ultimately pull the funding on.

      If the government really doesn't like what is being said on the news, regardless of who's saying it, they can go to court & demand that the publisher/broadcaster doesn't go with the story. This is fairly unusual, and they don't always get their demands (publishers tend to then publish a story all about how they're not allowed to publish the story they'd like to), but we technically have no such thing as freedom of the speech or of the press.

      Not that I reckon our system's perfect, but to criticise it without understanding it is IMHO equally foolish. YOpinionMV, TWIAVBP, etc etc etc.
  9. Schiessbude by Throtex · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...appears to be a carnival shooting game... or something.

  10. History! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hey! Have SOME respect. This is history being preserved here.

  11. How are East German women like arcade games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    They both sometimes have joysticks. They both take lots of quarters to play.

  12. Screenshots of actual gameplay by lawpoop · · Score: 4, Informative
    Here.

    "Crap booth" is not as interesting as it seems, but apparently communist Germany and capitalist America aren't really that different.

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    1. Re:Screenshots of actual gameplay by garcia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I thought it was funny that they said it was nothing more than a TV and a wooden box...

      I have an original Ms. Pacman machine. The tubes inside were never meant to make it more than a couple years (according to websites I have read) because they never expected video games to remain popular that long...

      So anyway, this Ms. Pacman machine is basically nothing more than an old, stripped down TV tube, in a wooden box... I don't see how that is any different than the Poly Play description.

    2. Re:Screenshots of actual gameplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      By the way, note that it's actually spelled correctly (schIEssbude - shooting gallery) and not schEIssbude ("crap booth") in the screenshot of the menu.

    3. Re:Screenshots of actual gameplay by Rob+Parkhill · · Score: 5, Informative

      But the TV in this thing is not a stripped down unit, it is a whole TV set, little legs and everything!

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  13. U of Bath is in the UK by gevmage · · Score: 3, Informative

    For those like me who are geographically challenged, Bath is in the United Kingdom, a couple of hours west of London.

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    1. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by gatekeep · · Score: 4, Funny

      But please don't take that to mean that bathing is optional in the US. It's your civic duty to practice good hygeine.

    2. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by gwernol · · Score: 5, Funny

      For those like me who are geographically challenged, Bath is in the United Kingdom, a couple of hours west of London.

      Ah, but the museum is at the Swindon campus of the University of Bath. Swindon is between Bath and London, about 1.5 hours west of the capital. The glorious Eddie Izzard once described Swindon as being like Fresno without the charm. Which is about right.

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  14. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

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  15. What by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Informative

    When it was first launched in 1985, the computer technology was 10 years out of date by western standards. It has text-based graphics generated with a Russian 8-bit processor compared to the 16-bit processors used in western home computer games, or 32 bit processors used in western arcade machines at the time

    In 1985 where was MY 16 bit game console and 32 bit arcade machines?

    Hell, Super Mario Bros 2 came out in 1985. "Western life" wasn't that advanced.

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    1. Re:What by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In 1985, 68000s were only being phased in coin-op machines at the top-end. The Z80 was still the mainstay for a while longer. (You have to be kind and allow the 8088 and 68000 their 16 and 32bit-hood.)

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    2. Re:What by Gldm · · Score: 2, Informative
      In 1985 where was MY 16 bit game console and 32 bit arcade machines?

      Well, while the first 32bit arcade games weren't around until 1990 or so, I believe your 16bit console had been around for 5 years or so already.

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    3. Re:What by jridley · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think this person is a LITTLE wrong on "home computer games" being 16 bit by then.

      However, for arcade games, state of the art then was 16 bit. Pole Position was released about then I think, and the arcade I worked at for a summer job got a brand new one. I checked out the schematics. It had two Z80 peripheral CPUs, one to do the quadraphonic sound and some other tasks, and one to draw clouds and other background stuff. The main CPU was a Z-8000, which was the 16-bit version of the Z-80.

      There were other 16-bit systems, though I wasn't as familiar with them. Some were running 68000's, some were stuff like the 8088 or 80186.

    4. Re:What by master_p · · Score: 4, Informative

      Dude, In 1985, SEGA created Outrun: 2x68000, Z80 for sound, a tremendous sprite scaler engine that could scale many many hardware sprites at real time...the 68000 had a full 32-bit architecture, but a 24-bit data bus. You can easily google arcade Outrun specs.

      Furthermore, many mainframe systems used the 68000 with some version of Unix.

      Furthermore, in 1985, you could buy an Amiga 1000 in US.

    5. Re:What by mc6809e · · Score: 2, Funny


      Hell, Super Mario Bros 2 came out in 1985. "Western life" wasn't that advanced.

      Yeah, but I bet you had soap powder, toothpaste, and pantyhose.

      MIKHAIL GORBACHEV, General Secretary, Communist Party, 1985-1991: There was a government commission to examine the problem of women's pantyhose. Imagine a country that flies into space, launches Sputniks, creates such a defense system, and it can't resolve the problem of women's pantyhose. There's no toothpaste, no soap powder, not the basic necessities of life. It was preposterous and embarrassing to work in such a government.

  16. They had another game, too. by Myrmi · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Berlin wall was the largest official game of Breakout to have ever existed. They won.

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    1. Re:They had another game, too. by Rhinobird · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess that makes the new wall in Isreael level 2?

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    2. Re:They had another game, too. by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Interesting
      And just think who wrote Breakout and co-founded Apple. Apple did their 1984 Superbowl commercial about overthrowing totalitarian control. And then the wall came down. QED!

      (So why's it taking so long with Microsoft?)

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  17. Re:MAME? by strictnein · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's been in MAME for quite some time.
    PolyPlay is one of the the (few) legal ROMs for MAME. From Mameworld.net:
    (C) 1985 VEB Polytechnik Karl-Marx-Stadt.
    Owing to the collapse of East Germany, there does not appear to be any copyright holder for this software.


    There's a link there to download the game. So go grab your favorite version of MAME and play the game! Interactive news! It's the future!

  18. 24/7 Hotline for these games... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    'Put it in "H"!!!!!'

  19. Hmmm what's the communist scoring system like? by Libertarian_Geek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your score is averaged with everyone else's scores? There are no high scores, only the people's score. For snitching on your neighbor's capitalistic views, you get an extra Blue ghost dot though.

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  20. (Sorry, karma be damned) by jcostantino · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the former East Germany... games pl^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H you play games!

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  21. East German fun by BinBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Proving once again if there's one thing you can say about East Germans it's that they really knew how to have fun.

  22. Priceless? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 3, Insightful
    And what about it's value? Simon says it's hard to say; as it's only one of three in existence, it could be priceless.

    Well, it certainly could be worth quite a bit and it is a fascinating find, but priceless? Perhaps they should list it with Sotheby's. Do you think it will fetch more than a Vermeer?

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  23. Re:MAME? by grm_wnr · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's on MAME. Google for "MAME polyplay". I actually played it. Problem: It's really boring.

  24. Of course, in the Soviet Pac Man game... by b0r0din · · Score: 2, Insightful

    naturally, being a commie Pac Man game, you would team up with your commie buddies as comrades (ghosts) fighting against the capitalist pig (ie. Pac-Man).

    Makes you wonder if that was subconsciously the point of the original Pac-man, in reverse.

    1. Re:Of course, in the Soviet Pac Man game... by BinBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

      The pac man collects all the dots while the 4 ghosts wander aimlessly, pretending to work. Then when the board is cleared, they take pac man's dots and divide them equally... except for the highest ranking ghost who gets a larger share because he is more equal than the others.

  25. More Missing Titles: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bratwurst-Time (The burgertime counterpart)
    Soulkrauten (soulblade...but everyone looks like Sigfreid)
    Aryan 51 (a shoot-em-up game)
    Operation Wulf (a Taito port)
    Building Castle Wolfenstein (Tetris clone)

    And the yet-to-be-released:
    Kaiser Gassem Forever (hey, it's about as bad as Nukem)

  26. Pac Man was a capitalist by MooseByte · · Score: 4, Funny

    " So Pac Man was a communist?"

    Not a chance. Else Pac Man would have stood waiting in line for hours to get one dot, and all the bonus items would been deemed decadent Western evils. Unless you entered the secret "Member of the Politburo" code, in which case see below.

    No, Pac Man was purely a consumerism capitalist, endlessly gobbling up things, the faster the better in order to gobble still MORE things, all while dodging the tax collectors to the best of his ability.

    1. Re:Pac Man was a capitalist by Trix606 · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, you're thinking of Warsaw Pact Man.

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  27. I remember that by Gropo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was fortunate enough to go on a trip to the (soon to be defunct) U.S.S.R. in 1988. Our last leg of the tour was in Moskow, where we stayed at the 'Pionir' hotel (where the capitalist swine were usually contained on their visits apparently)

    In the lobby there was a PolyPlay and a couple other old "mechanical" video games... I recall a light-gun shooter and something else.

    That array of games--being a 13 year old proto-geek--was actually the creepiest thing I experienced on the entire trip. The thought of Russian kids having "fun" on these creepy old bland games just kinda chilled my spine for some reason.

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    1. Re:I remember that by queequeg1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They actually let Soviet citizens in the hotel? When I went over there (a year earlier), Soviet citizens were not allowed in most hotels where westerners stayed (although security was relatively lax and it wasn't too difficult to get people in).

    2. Re:I remember that by WWWWolf · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The thought of Russian kids having "fun" on these creepy old bland games just kinda chilled my spine for some reason.

      Well, in early 1990s, I travelled to Russia. I have extremely foggy memories, but I remember the people there playing quite happily games on some rather... ancient consoles. (Further research shows the console was probably a clone of Atari 2600 - with dozens of games built in and selectable. That was pretty... odd, yeah, to see something like that in middle of what seemed like the golden age of NES. =)

      I hear the country eventually got NES/Famicom clones too, must have been a real source of amazement =)

  28. Poly play explained by Gallowsgod · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the article: "The Poly Play videogame was Eastern Bloc's answer to the capitalist's Pac Man"

    In short, the object of the game is for the ghosts to crush the despotic tyrant McPacMan. After voting two of the ghosts as their representatives in the socialist ghosts party these two ghosts share all the dots between them leaving one dot for the other two ghosts to share. The number of votes each ghost gets is based on the number of dots in their region of the screen.

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  29. I knew it! by sulli · · Score: 3, Funny

    The original champions of DDR!

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  30. Green Mode by trifakir · · Score: 4, Informative

    I wonder what is the power consumption of this gadget. Probably you have to switch-off one or two districts in the neighbour and it needs an additional water cooling. A Soviet refrigerator, for example, consumes probably 1Kw and most of the energy is converted to sound as it is louder than a truck...

  31. Re:MAME? by k98sven · · Score: 4, Informative

    Owing to the collapse of East Germany, there does not appear to be any copyright holder for this software.

    I'm not certain the MAME guys should be so sure of that though. Had it had any commercial value whatsoever, you can bet someone would've claimed it.

    There have been cases of rights disputes over Soviet creations, not to mention the big fuss over Tetris back in the day.

  32. 3 in existance ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I had one of those. And I know about a dozen of other PolyPlays

    Its rare, but not that rare. there are more PolyPlays in Germany (east&west) than PacMans.

    There are several different cab versions of it (due to lack of rescoureces)

    And its really not worth anything........not really.

  33. Which Super Mario 2? by Luyseyal · · Score: 2, Informative
    See Super Mario Brothers 2.

    Japanese (basically extra levels to original): 1986
    USA (Doki Doki Panic + Mario sprites): 1988

    -l

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  34. book by oxymor00n · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Marcus Hammerschmitt, a german author, wrote a science fiction book about it. A really good read, if you understand german.

  35. Itchy & Scratchy by British · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Looking at this poly play game reminds me when Krusty aired a Russian version of Itchy & Scratchy. The cartoon was really crudely done(think of the Cheat's animations) and there was a political slant. Okay, no political slant in Poly Play, but man look at that cheesy neon logo for the marquee!

    And to think in west Germany they were making Porsches and such, and just over the border, crap technology like the Lada car. Funny!

    1. Re:Itchy & Scratchy by daviddennis · · Score: 3, Informative

      Worse than that, actually. A Trabant in East Germany was issued after you saved most of your spare money for 10 years.

      if you did the same thing in West Germany - an act that would admittedly take tremendous willpower - you could afford a 911, easy. A 911 is only about ten times as fast from 0-60 as a Trabant. Well, a Trabant can't even make it to 60 (it has a top speed of 56mph) but you get the idea.

      Not much of a joke if you have to live it, alas :-(.

      D

    2. Re:Itchy & Scratchy by vhold · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Never heard of the Trabant before.

  36. Funniest post in the thread! by __aagctu1952 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Even though I was going to post something like it myself when I read the topic, I salute you :)
    Just a shame today's mods don't get it...

    For those who don't get the joke it's a play on words (or acronyms rather):
    DDR = Dance Dance Revolution (popular arcade dancing game)
    DDR = Deutsche Demokratische Republik (the official name of the state of East Germany)

  37. It is. by Gorath99 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Isn't that "Schiessbude" (shooting booth)? See Schiessen vs. Scheissen...
    It is. See an image over here (the text on the page spells it wrong though).

    Is it just me, or do a lot of native English speaking people seem to have a problem with the difference between "ie" and "ei"? I would understand if they always wrote "ei", but I see too many instances of "wierd" for that to be true. Odd...

    1. Re:It is. by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

      So would "Scheiss Schiess" be a crap shoot?

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    2. Re:It is. by filth+grinder · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I before E, except after C or when sounding like A as in neighbor or weigh."

      The full version of the saying is:
      "I before E, except after C or when sounding like A as in neighbor and wiegh, or on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!"

      From the mighty Brian Reagan, who is probably being chased by a flock of moosen through woodenses.

    3. Re:It is. by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

      sounding like A as in neighbor and wiegh

      Don't you mean 'weigh'? :-)

    4. Re:It is. by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2, Funny

      My version is "I before E, except when it's not"

      -B

    5. Re:It is. by sparcnut · · Score: 3, Funny

      For some strange reason that conjures up visions of Internet Explorer... "I before E, except after so many exceptions"... You may be onto something there. Are you implying people use Internet Explorer before they encounter too many unhandled exceptions, then switch?

      On a more serious note, the version I learned was something along the lines of "I before E, except after C, and weird is weird".

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    6. Re:It is. by Jonathan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is it just me, or do a lot of native English speaking people seem to have a problem with the difference between "ie" and "ei"? I would understand if they always wrote "ei", but I see too many instances of "wierd" for that to be true. Odd...


      Yes. My landlord (in DC) is named Bernstein, but he always pronounces his name as if it were spelled Bernstien. Makes me want to give him a German textbook so he can learn how his name is supposed to be said.

  38. Not so rare, really... by fuxoft · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As a citizen of former Communist block I distinctly remember there were MANY official amusement games (mechanical / electronic hybrids, not videogames). There was bowling (the "fake" one, where the ball doesn't really touch the hanging pins but presses sensors under them), there was "Zimnaya ochota" - shooting at blinking animals with lightgun, various "racers" (mechanical model traveling over the projected road), there was a sub shooting torpedoes at the ships (also mechanical, using ship models and mirrors). Most of them were made in Soviet Union. I even remember a Russian pinball (I think the theme was "Ruslan & Ludmila"). I suspect most of them were ripped of from similar U.S. games of 60s and 70s. But I also remember several communist VIDEO games. There was Russian game of multiplayer horseracing - there were about six or so horizontal racetracks and everyone had to press his button for a horse to jump over the obstacles. The color was provided by colored celophanes glued to the screen. I remember spending dozens of hours at the "arcades", watching these marvels. There was also definitely Pong made in Czechoslovakia (this was a home videogame you could buy around 1985). Also, several Nintendo Game & Watch games were ripped off and officially sold as Russian games. I remember THE EGG, which slightly changed the wolf's face and turned the hen into the hare, thus making it a game based on popular Russian "Nu pagadi" cartoon about Wolf battling the Hare...

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  39. Some must have snuck out of germany by random+coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Because I played one in California in the mid 1980's. At the time I just thought it was some old defunct company. Hare and Wolf is just too familiar.

  40. Re:MAME? by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not certain the MAME guys should be so sure of that though.

    You make the mistake of assuming people really care about the legality of MAME (or any emulator, really, although at least for most of the single-console emulators, they have homebrew games to justify their existance).

    Really, how many arcade machines can you fit in your living room? Even (former) arcade owners would realistically only have the right to use a few dozen games at most. Yet most MAME users have literally hundreds, if not thousands, of games.

    Not to say that strictly legal users don't exist, but I would consider them in the tiny minority.

  41. Re:English? by ncc74656 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Seeing as how the games seem to be in German, why is the game machine named (and prominently so) in English?

    Ordinarily, I'd chalk it up to the way German borrows fairly heavily from English (have a look here if you don't believe me). I suspect the East Germans didn't do nearly as much borrowing from English as the West did, though...do you suppose they ended up appropriating Russian words?

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  42. Re:? for the experts... by chasmosis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This game was classic. I remember sitting around the computer lab in college playing this on machines when we had nothing better to do. The banana's would "explode" when they hit a building. We'd go thru the basic code and increase the size of the banana explostion. Quite fun.

  43. if you run the opening through babelfish... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Funny

    It translates to "How are you gentleman. All your dacha are belong to us..."

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  44. Re:MAME? by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Indeed. We're fortunate MAME is as comprehensive and functional as it is today. As DRM becomes more commonplace, and games become as crappy as the movies they're spun off from, you can expect MAME's popularity to increase. Concurrently, you can expect the making and/or use of emulators to be crushed legally, by stuff like the INDUCE act which doesn't even care if there's a legit use.

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  45. You forgot... by ktakki · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dance Dance Revolution of the Proletariat.

    k.

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  46. Re:English? by Meijer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's true, English was less common in East Germany. However, many parents chose English first names for their children. So if you meet some middle-aged German with a name like Cindy, Barry or Peggy, chances are that they were born in the GDR.

    I guess that was a kind of subtle opposition to the enforced communist culture.

  47. If you want to play it yourself by Baumi · · Score: 3, Informative

    The page linked above also has a link to a MAME file.

    1. Re:If you want to play it yourself by eraserbones · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I downloaded the ROM, and it works fine. How is this possible?

      How can MAME emulate hardware which is 'Apparently based on a Russian minicomputer/PC of the day'? Doesn't the fact that the software works on MAME mean that the basic game hardware must be some stock system from the west?

    2. Re:If you want to play it yourself by darc · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. The MAME team writes custom drivers for many games. Sometimes they have to write more than normal, to emulate a special chip. Most of the time, they have to emulate the board, but the CPUs are already available n another driver.

      If it's a special minicomputer, then they wrote a driver for it. As a case in point, several MAME drivers have to emulate early 3dfx chips, hard drives, and weird controllers, which are most definitely not a stock systems.

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    3. Re:If you want to play it yourself by Baumi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was wondering about that, too, here's what I found:

      A MAME status report from April 2000 states that "Martin Buchholz sent in a Poly-Play driver (the only arcade machine ever produced in GDR, the former East Germany) with thanks to Jürgen Oppermann, Volker Hann and the Videogame Museum in Berlin (especially to Jan-Ole Christian) - without them, the driver would not have been reality."

      This German article elaborates on that a little bit. Basically, they analyzed existing hardware and built a MAME driver for it. That's what they do for other games, too - usually, however, implementing a platform will give you more than one box to emulate...
      (The museum people were quite happy to have the MAME emulation, of course, because one of these days, the hardware is going to fail, and now they'll at least still have the games in working order.)

      The second article also talks about four missing games: Their names are in the software and people in the comments section remember playing them, but none of the surviving machines seems to have the games.

      Their names are:
      "Der Gaertner" (The gardener)
      "Im Gewaechshaus" (In the greenhouse)
      "Hagelnde Wolken" (Hail clouds - apparently some kind of Space Invaders clone)
      "Der Taucher" (The diver)

      Jens

  48. Re:oh no! by myster0n · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not exactly right, but close. It was released in Japan as Puckman, and when Midway got the rights and released it in the US, it was renamed for the reasons you stated. for more info : the history of Puckman

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  49. Re:What about Polybius? by Allison+Geode · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i was thinking the same thing. could this be the origins of my favorite urban myth: the name poly play could have been mistaken/altered to polybius, and a game from communist areas during the cold war is a great starting point for a myth about a game that makes people go crazy. the part about polybius being a puzzle game, of course, could be based on the fact that the best game to escape through the iron curtain is tetris.

    you know, as cool as this may be, i almost feel let down: I still want to find a Polybius cabinet and prove myself as a hardcore gamer, and somehow, this almost kills that fantasy for me.