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Rare East German Arcade Game Unearthed

Lancey writes "While hunting for work stuff I found this press release about an old Soviet games machine, apparently there are only three surviving units from a production of 1500 - most of them were destroyed after the Berlin wall came down. Thought you might find it interesting..." There are screenshots and photos in this BBC story.

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  1. literal translations rule by ack154 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Games include:

    Hirshjagd (Deer Hunt)
    Hase und Wolf (Hare and Wolf)
    Abfahrtslauf (Departure Course)
    Schmetterlinge (Butterflies)
    Scheissbude (literal translation "crap booth"!)
    Autorennen (Racing Car)
    I wonder what you have to do to win at Crap Booth... Get to the toilet paper on the other side of the river? Flush the toilet to avoid the evil crap monster? Or is it like whack-a-mole, but with turds? What's the objective?
    1. Re:literal translations rule by DjMd · · Score: 4, Funny

      So...In Soviet Russia polyplay plays you???

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    2. Re:literal translations rule by fuxoft · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Isn't that "Schiessbude" (shooting booth)? See Schiessen vs. Scheissen...

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    3. Re:literal translations rule by ack154 · · Score: 1

      Let's hope so. But the question is... who made the misspelling ... and was it really an accident?

    4. Re:literal translations rule by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Hase und Wolf (Hare and Wolf)

      That wouldn't be a game based on 'Noo, Pagadee' ('I'll get you!' sorry for the transliteration) would it? My father-in-law gave me one of the handheld 'Noo, Pagadee' games after I found a derived game for the Palm Pilot.

      "Noo, Ziatz! Pagadee!" ("I'll get you, hare!") :-D

    5. Re:literal translations rule by MuMart · · Score: 1
      I wonder what you have to do to win at Crap Booth... Get to the toilet paper on the other side of the river? Flush the toilet to avoid the evil crap monster? Or is it like whack-a-mole, but with turds? What's the objective?

      Actually it's quite fun, because unlike in the west, crap takes you!

    6. Re:literal translations rule by Der+Krazy+Kraut · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, confusing IE with EI is one of the more common mistakes made by non native speakers and is a somewhat common typo even in Germany.

    7. Re:literal translations rule by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh poo, you ruined all the fun...

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    8. Re:literal translations rule by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can see how this would be a frequent mistake..you know, confusing the word Shit with Shoot, probably happens all the time.

      Wait, that's just here in Texas. Aw, shoot.

    9. Re:literal translations rule by MSBob · · Score: 1
      Given the perpetual shortage of toilet tissue in the Eastern bloc (it's a fact, anyone born there knows what I'm talking about) maybe the objective was simply to collect as many rolls as you can before other shoppers?

      Would that make it Virtual Reality Soviet bloc style?

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    10. Re:literal translations rule by Dark+Kenshin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here is a good site that explains this machine and the games more. (even Scheissbude)

      http://www.andys-arcade.net/personal/polyplay/po ly play.htm

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    11. Re:literal translations rule by janoc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, I guess that fuxoft is right, it is most likely a shooting game :-)

      BTW, folks, Frantisek was a great ZX Spectrum guru east of the Iron Curtain. That was quite a few years ago, but your games had quite a following :-)

    12. Re:literal translations rule by absolut_kurant · · Score: 2, Informative

      that probably should be
      Hirschjagd
      Abfahrtslauf is a skiing game (downhill racing)

      and Scheissbude should be Schiessbude (shooting booth) *g*

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    13. Re:literal translations rule by TheMeddler · · Score: 1

      Although the machine does look a bit like a Port-a-let.

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    14. Re:literal translations rule by pdp0x14 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Speaking of literal translations ... While literally correct, "shooting booth" is not the idiomatic translation of "Schiessbude." Native English speakers say "shooting gallery," or "shooting range."

    15. Re:literal translations rule by Srsen · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder what you have to do to win at Crap Booth...

      It's a First Person Shitter.

    16. Re:literal translations rule by magefile · · Score: 1

      An Abfahrt, IIRC, is like a highway exit. The word itself does mean departure or exit ... I'd guess it's kind of a "getaway car" race.

    17. Re:literal translations rule by xenocide2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can only guess that the oft repeated phrase "come out or I'll shit" was a rare source of humor for Germans during the final days surrounding the European theater.

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    18. Re:literal translations rule by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess that is the problem with central planning...

      Ok, the latest extimate is that we have x people.

      Figure we can let them go to the bathroom y times per day.

      When they go we'll let them use z squares of TP.

      As a result, annual production of TP shall henceforth be set at x*y*z*365 squares of TP. Success to our five year plan!

      Remember - your TP belongs to the people. If you use z+1 squares you're stealing from the old lady down the street...

    19. Re:literal translations rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Did it look like the Nintendo's Game and Watch type handheld? The game that I have has a wolf that tries to catch the eggs in a basket that are being thrown by the rabbit. Where did you find the one for the Palm Pilot?

    20. Re:literal translations rule by fuxoft · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not until I discovered English language. :) In Czech, it's pronounced "fooksoft" and my name (Fuka) is pronounced "fooka" - like in Japanese.

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    21. Re:literal translations rule by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did it look like the Nintendo's Game and Watch type handheld? The game that I have has a wolf that tries to catch the eggs in a basket that are being thrown by the rabbit. Where did you find the one for the Palm Pilot?

      Yep. That's the one. The modern version is so damn cheap that it's almost as fun trying to get the buttons work right as it is playing the game.

      The Palm game is called "CatchIT" and can be downloaded here.

    22. Re:literal translations rule by Dizzle · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you just lost crap booth. Please insert coin.

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    23. Re:literal translations rule by Echnin · · Score: 1
      Or like in any other language where the pronounciation has something to do with the spelling. That is, not English.

      I do wonder, however; is the Czechish "fu" pronounced like what in the Hepburn system is romanized to "fu"? It's in the "h" row, and is thus in the less popular systems romanized as "hu". The front teeth don't make contact with the lip in the Japanese "fu" like it does in other languages; it's more like saying "hu" with the teeth kinda closer to the lip, so it's something in between.

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    24. Re:literal translations rule by mrjb · · Score: 1

      Ah, good old skiing games, the world's favorite excuse for turning racing games upside-down because the screen scrolls up by default...

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    25. Re:literal translations rule by goatan · · Score: 1
      Would that make it Virtual Reality Soviet bloc style?

      Think if the thrill of accurately simulated bread queue the excitement as you arrange for someone to lift you over the Berlin wall in an armoured box. Or you could play it as a member of the KGB elite Loo roll division hunting down those traitors who take more than there fair share of state manufactured loo rolls

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  2. MAME? by TastyWords · · Score: 1

    How long will it be before it's on MAME or on a pinball simulator?

    1. Re:MAME? by strictnein · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's been in MAME for quite some time.
      PolyPlay is one of the the (few) legal ROMs for MAME. From Mameworld.net:
      (C) 1985 VEB Polytechnik Karl-Marx-Stadt.
      Owing to the collapse of East Germany, there does not appear to be any copyright holder for this software.


      There's a link there to download the game. So go grab your favorite version of MAME and play the game! Interactive news! It's the future!

    2. Re:MAME? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It is already included in MAME. And ROM is available from official MAME page.

    3. Re:MAME? by grm_wnr · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's on MAME. Google for "MAME polyplay". I actually played it. Problem: It's really boring.

    4. Re:MAME? by k98sven · · Score: 4, Informative

      Owing to the collapse of East Germany, there does not appear to be any copyright holder for this software.

      I'm not certain the MAME guys should be so sure of that though. Had it had any commercial value whatsoever, you can bet someone would've claimed it.

      There have been cases of rights disputes over Soviet creations, not to mention the big fuss over Tetris back in the day.

    5. Re:MAME? by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not certain the MAME guys should be so sure of that though.

      You make the mistake of assuming people really care about the legality of MAME (or any emulator, really, although at least for most of the single-console emulators, they have homebrew games to justify their existance).

      Really, how many arcade machines can you fit in your living room? Even (former) arcade owners would realistically only have the right to use a few dozen games at most. Yet most MAME users have literally hundreds, if not thousands, of games.

      Not to say that strictly legal users don't exist, but I would consider them in the tiny minority.

    6. Re:MAME? by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed. We're fortunate MAME is as comprehensive and functional as it is today. As DRM becomes more commonplace, and games become as crappy as the movies they're spun off from, you can expect MAME's popularity to increase. Concurrently, you can expect the making and/or use of emulators to be crushed legally, by stuff like the INDUCE act which doesn't even care if there's a legit use.

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  3. This is the biggest news since Adult Swim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...announced reruns of Worker & Parasite cartoons.

  4. Well by arieswind · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ill take pong over "crap booth" any day

    1. Re:Well by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      How about pong with two TP rolls instead of paddles and a long brown ball? There! Now you have Crap Pong! The worst of both worlds.

    2. Re:Well by weeboo0104 · · Score: 1

      I'll take "crap booth" over Daikatana any day.

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  5. Re:Funny Game Names by SmurfBoy04 · · Score: 1

    I'd rather play a game of `Catch the drips in a bucket or drown'. That just rings of a good time!

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  6. Imagine.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    A Beowulf-ski cluster of these

    1. Re:Imagine.. by shackma2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ya..it would almost be as powerfull as my appleII

    2. Re:Imagine.. by CdBee · · Score: 1

      First real Funnay in the thread and you missed the chance for an "All your Games-machines in the Soviet Union are belong to US!"

      FOOL!

      Bang goes MY karma.....

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    3. Re:Imagine.. by Vaginal+Discharge · · Score: 3, Funny

      Umm... there's only 3 in existence. So a beowulf cluster of these will probably have the computing power of my TI graphing calculator.

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    4. Re:Imagine.. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "A Beowulf-ski cluster of these"

      What would that do besides tell time?

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    5. Re:Imagine.. by Tongo · · Score: 1

      I think the grandparent meant to type Beowulf-skie, as in ruskie, American slang for a Russian in the cold war era.

    6. Re:Imagine.. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      A Beowulf-ski cluster of these

      For once, a semi-accurate application of linguistic humor! For the slavic-impaired, I would like to clear up what seems to be a common point of ignorance about the Russian language:
      The suffix "ski" in Russian generally denotes the adjectival form of a word, roughly equivalent to the english "ish". For example "english" == "angliski".

      And for those who spell english words in, for example, game titles by "borrowing" Cyrillic letter because it "looks cool": the backwards R is not the Cyrillic equivalent of the latin R. The Cyrillic R looks like the letter P. The backwards R makes the sound "ya". Also, the backwards N is actually the letter I. The real Cyrillic N looks like an H.

      None of this matters in the slightest, I know.

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    7. Re:Imagine.. by Colazar · · Score: 1
      You forgot that the Cyrillic letter that looks like a "B" is pronounced like a "V", and the letter that looks like a "P" is pronounced like an "R".

      Which sets up my weird dyslexic note. In English writing, I have always tended to confuse B's and P's fairly frequently. So, as you can imagine, when I was learning Russian, I often confused the letter that looks like a B with the letter that looks like a P.

      The weird part was that at that point, I started confusing, in English, my R's with my V's.

      I know no one cares about that either, but that's gotta say something about how the wiring works.

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    8. Re:Imagine.. by neko9 · · Score: 1

      no! no! no! more like "all your TP in the SU are belong to US!"

    9. Re:Imagine.. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      You forgot that the Cyrillic letter that looks like a "B" is pronounced like a "V", and the letter that looks like a "P" is pronounced like an "R". Which sets up my weird dyslexic note. In English writing, I have always tended to confuse B's and P's fairly frequently. So, as you can imagine, when I was learning Russian, I often confused the letter that looks like a B with the letter that looks like a P.

      Heh. The one that still gets me to this day (and I learned russian 15 years ago) is the cursive cyrillic lowercase "d" which looks like a latin "g". When I write out the dollar amount on checks, 75% of the time I write "gollars". Argh!

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  7. Here we go... by suso · · Score: 3, Funny

    In soviet russia, the dots eat you.

    1. Re:Here we go... by medvezhatnik · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, people got executed for knowing what pacman is.

    2. Re:Here we go... by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      Why has no one realized this is Soviet Germany?

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    3. Re:Here we go... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Actually in the GDR they used money which they called Deutsche Mark and the west referred to as the Ostmark.

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    4. Re:Here we go... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Oops, meant to reply to the "Other Features" post below...

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  8. other features by sinnfeiner1916 · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's made of cardbord, can fold into a briefcase, but does get 50 continues to the quarter rubel!

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    1. Re:other features by psergiu · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. I played on one of those machines when i was young, and the token was 3 Romanian Lei which - at the time (~ 1983) was 1/3 of an Russian Rubla.
      The games realy sucked - and the worst thing was that it was in German and only the main menu items were (poorly) translated on a piece of paper glued to the cabinet.

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  9. The old "hunting for work stuff" ploy by eltoyoboyo · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is always a good day when you get paid to surf the internet.

    Google search on "Soviet Video Games".... Hey, does this guy post on slashdot?

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  10. BBC blows up by lacrymology.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find it strange that the BBC would decide to host this article on one of the game machines in questions. Tis a pity.
    -m

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    1. Re:BBC blows up by turgid · · Score: 1

      Such are the budget limitations of state-funded broadcasters.

    2. Re:BBC blows up by turgid · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Not state funded.

      Yes it is. The government taxes me via a "TV License" which goes to the Treasury. The Treasury then pays the BBC. The BBC is funded by direct taxation. If you try living without a TV in the UK for any length of time, you will find out that you are harassed by the authorities to the point where you consider getting a TV license just to get them off your back. So, to all intents and purposes, there is a blanket, fixed-fee public broadcasting tax in this country under the guise of a "TV License." Yes, the elderly and visually-impared get a discount...

    3. Re:BBC blows up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bollocks. The TV license does not go to the treasury, it goes (usually via the post office) to the BBC. Not much of a difference in some ways, but very important.

    4. Re:BBC blows up by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify, in the UK, TV owners are legally obliged to pay for a TV license to fund the BBC but the BBC does have editorial independence (that includes from the government).

      This tends to confuse our stateside cousins somewhat...

    5. Re:BBC blows up by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Only a fool would think that an entity that receives an income through government taxation would be editorially independent.

      You can force an editorial viewpoint on the press, or you can buy one.

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    6. Re:BBC blows up by jimicus · · Score: 2, Informative
      Historically the BBC has never been afraid to challenge the UK establishment:
      • In 1995 they aired an interview with Princess Diana, which at the time was something of an embarrassment to the royal family. Still got aired.
      • They employ Jeremy Paxman for a lot of political shows. I doubt anyone in the States has heard of him - he's like an angry dobermann if a politician won't give an answer. Paxman has been known to ask the same question 14 times in order to get an answer, and will make no secret of it if he doesn't like the answer.
      • Most recently, they refused to back down having made allegations that the government went to war in Iraq on the back of a dossier which was intentionally "sexed up". This ultimately led to 2 resignations/sackings at the highest level, and a senior MoD weapons expert mysteriously "committed suicide".

      The sad thing is, having said all that about editorial independence, it looks very likely that they may soon lose it because our current government doesn't like being publicly criticised by a body which they can ultimately pull the funding on.

      If the government really doesn't like what is being said on the news, regardless of who's saying it, they can go to court & demand that the publisher/broadcaster doesn't go with the story. This is fairly unusual, and they don't always get their demands (publishers tend to then publish a story all about how they're not allowed to publish the story they'd like to), but we technically have no such thing as freedom of the speech or of the press.

      Not that I reckon our system's perfect, but to criticise it without understanding it is IMHO equally foolish. YOpinionMV, TWIAVBP, etc etc etc.
    7. Re:BBC blows up by turgid · · Score: 1
      OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK!

      So I'm a bit wrong. Yes, I know about Channel 4. I still maintain that the TV License is effectively and unfair and unjust tax, whether it's called a tax or not.

      I quite like the BBC (at least Radio 4). It's the best thing that the BBC does. However, you can listen to the radio all you like without paying a penny. Where's the justice in that?

      However I can only assume you were too busy sitting at the back of the class with the smelly kid, becuase you're largly clueless.

      Politics is not a formal subject in British schools. It is barely taught at all. It's barely mentioned, in fact. There are strict laws regarding what techers may or may not say to their pupils. Hinting at political opinions or affiliations in the classroom can get a teacher into a lot of trouble. They can be prosecuted.

      Unfortunately, though, they have to "uphold" the State religion. :-(

      Once again, the Law is an Ass.

    8. Re:BBC blows up by turgid · · Score: 1
      Except the BBC doesn't recieve it's income through taxation, it recieves it from the TV Licencing Authority which collects it on behalf of Her Majesty Queen Elizibeth II, with authority granted via. a Royal Charter.

      In other words, a tax.

  11. Schiessbude by Throtex · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...appears to be a carnival shooting game... or something.

  12. History! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hey! Have SOME respect. This is history being preserved here.

    1. Re:History! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Just as a good video game is good regardless of when it was made, so with the bad ones.

      Can you really picture enjoying any of those games?

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  13. Are the games in MAME yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I only have four thousand others, so I could use a new game.

  14. How are East German women like arcade games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    They both sometimes have joysticks. They both take lots of quarters to play.

  15. TROLL TROLL TROLL! by mekkab · · Score: 1

    Good attempt troll!

    however this is cool (and k3wl) on many levels- but the most important being the paralellism that occured on the other side of the iron curtain (perchance you, being a mental midget, are in actuality too young to remember the race with the Red Menace)

    The east/west one-upmanship is interesting in itself, but taken to a geeky subculture of video games, and its really cool. And 31337.

    Good luck on all future trolling attempt, Hacker Dave.

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    1. Re:TROLL TROLL TROLL! by hckrdave · · Score: 1

      Dude your allmost thirty years old, no 31337 for you. Dave 22 LOLOLOL

    2. Re:TROLL TROLL TROLL! by mekkab · · Score: 1

      uhm, FUXX0r? Yeah, you. You don't even know the MEANING of 31337, considering I've played the game on the C64 back when the c64 was the bizzomb.

      So yeah. I am officially olde sk00l (And krusty, to boot!) AND I've got the caramel and nougat thing going for me, so thats nice too!

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  16. Screenshots of actual gameplay by lawpoop · · Score: 4, Informative
    Here.

    "Crap booth" is not as interesting as it seems, but apparently communist Germany and capitalist America aren't really that different.

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    1. Re:Screenshots of actual gameplay by garcia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I thought it was funny that they said it was nothing more than a TV and a wooden box...

      I have an original Ms. Pacman machine. The tubes inside were never meant to make it more than a couple years (according to websites I have read) because they never expected video games to remain popular that long...

      So anyway, this Ms. Pacman machine is basically nothing more than an old, stripped down TV tube, in a wooden box... I don't see how that is any different than the Poly Play description.

    2. Re:Screenshots of actual gameplay by lacrymology.com · · Score: 1

      Jesus! Those games were evil tools in breaking the spirits of East German youth. I feel somewhat docile having simply looked at the screenshots... I guess I'll vote for Bush this year.
      -m

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    3. Re:Screenshots of actual gameplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      By the way, note that it's actually spelled correctly (schIEssbude - shooting gallery) and not schEIssbude ("crap booth") in the screenshot of the menu.

    4. Re:Screenshots of actual gameplay by Rob+Parkhill · · Score: 5, Informative

      But the TV in this thing is not a stripped down unit, it is a whole TV set, little legs and everything!

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  17. U of Bath is in the UK by gevmage · · Score: 3, Informative

    For those like me who are geographically challenged, Bath is in the United Kingdom, a couple of hours west of London.

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    1. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by gatekeep · · Score: 4, Funny

      But please don't take that to mean that bathing is optional in the US. It's your civic duty to practice good hygeine.

    2. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by gwernol · · Score: 5, Funny

      For those like me who are geographically challenged, Bath is in the United Kingdom, a couple of hours west of London.

      Ah, but the museum is at the Swindon campus of the University of Bath. Swindon is between Bath and London, about 1.5 hours west of the capital. The glorious Eddie Izzard once described Swindon as being like Fresno without the charm. Which is about right.

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    3. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 1

      Fresno? Charm?
      I've been to Fresno several times, and each time I think only what an icky, hot, traffic-filled, polluted city it is.

      Wow, this Swindon place must be pretty bad.

    4. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by matt_wilts · · Score: 1

      >Wow, this Swindon place must be pretty bad.

      It's not great..

      But we do have the Magic Roundabout

    5. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 1

      There is a Bath in Eastern Pennsylvania, too!

    6. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1
      Swindon has one advantage over Fresno. In an hour in a train you can be somewhere interesting.

      On the other hand, unlike Fresno, the streets are not paved with tomatoes.

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    7. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      From Fresno, in one hour you can be in Sequoia, Kings Canyon or Yosemite national parks.

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    8. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Don't mind the pollution. If you look at the wind patterns, you'll see that all of it comes from San Fransisco and Berkeley. It's Fresno's way of letting the SF bay environmentalists feel smug about themselves.

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    9. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Well, if you do a little digging, the US is averaging three showers for every four days, with minor variances based upon the person.

      That's better than many of the Brits that I've met.

    10. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by paganizer · · Score: 1

      And a top secret Navy facility I used to work at...
      god, I hated living out there. kingsburg and visalia are sort of nice.

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    11. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      And a top secret Navy facility I used to work at...

      You mean the nukes at Lemoore? Everyone knows about that top secret...

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    12. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by Burb · · Score: 1

      And, oddly enough, this museum is on the Swindon campus. So don't turn up in Bath looking for it. You have to drive 25 miles east and get lost in Swindon first.

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    13. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by paganizer · · Score: 1

      close, but no cigar.

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  18. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

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  19. What by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Informative

    When it was first launched in 1985, the computer technology was 10 years out of date by western standards. It has text-based graphics generated with a Russian 8-bit processor compared to the 16-bit processors used in western home computer games, or 32 bit processors used in western arcade machines at the time

    In 1985 where was MY 16 bit game console and 32 bit arcade machines?

    Hell, Super Mario Bros 2 came out in 1985. "Western life" wasn't that advanced.

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    1. Re:What by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In 1985, 68000s were only being phased in coin-op machines at the top-end. The Z80 was still the mainstay for a while longer. (You have to be kind and allow the 8088 and 68000 their 16 and 32bit-hood.)

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    2. Re:What by Gldm · · Score: 2, Informative
      In 1985 where was MY 16 bit game console and 32 bit arcade machines?

      Well, while the first 32bit arcade games weren't around until 1990 or so, I believe your 16bit console had been around for 5 years or so already.

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    3. Re:What by jridley · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think this person is a LITTLE wrong on "home computer games" being 16 bit by then.

      However, for arcade games, state of the art then was 16 bit. Pole Position was released about then I think, and the arcade I worked at for a summer job got a brand new one. I checked out the schematics. It had two Z80 peripheral CPUs, one to do the quadraphonic sound and some other tasks, and one to draw clouds and other background stuff. The main CPU was a Z-8000, which was the 16-bit version of the Z-80.

      There were other 16-bit systems, though I wasn't as familiar with them. Some were running 68000's, some were stuff like the 8088 or 80186.

    4. Re:What by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Sega was late to the party then. Aztarac © 1983 Centuri used a 68000, as did other systems in the next year or two. Sorry to hear about Tim Stryker. I never got to meet him, but the company I was working for was going to do a conversion game for the boards. Umm, if only 500 were made, Nova Games mashed a quarter of those after stripping the parts...

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    5. Re:What by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Except that the MacIntosh had been out for a year 1985 was also the year the Amiga and Atari ST where released.

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    6. Re:What by master_p · · Score: 4, Informative

      Dude, In 1985, SEGA created Outrun: 2x68000, Z80 for sound, a tremendous sprite scaler engine that could scale many many hardware sprites at real time...the 68000 had a full 32-bit architecture, but a 24-bit data bus. You can easily google arcade Outrun specs.

      Furthermore, many mainframe systems used the 68000 with some version of Unix.

      Furthermore, in 1985, you could buy an Amiga 1000 in US.

    7. Re:What by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1

      And the PC had been out since 1981 with a 16-bit 8088. BFD.

    8. Re:What by mc6809e · · Score: 2, Funny


      Hell, Super Mario Bros 2 came out in 1985. "Western life" wasn't that advanced.

      Yeah, but I bet you had soap powder, toothpaste, and pantyhose.

      MIKHAIL GORBACHEV, General Secretary, Communist Party, 1985-1991: There was a government commission to examine the problem of women's pantyhose. Imagine a country that flies into space, launches Sputniks, creates such a defense system, and it can't resolve the problem of women's pantyhose. There's no toothpaste, no soap powder, not the basic necessities of life. It was preposterous and embarrassing to work in such a government.

    9. Re:What by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Weren't we in the west solving the problem with women's pantyhose (toxic shock syndrome) about that same time? (leading to those 'breathable' cotton panels at the important place)

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    10. Re:What by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Well since the IBM sucked at games I wouldn't really count it. The Mac, Amiga, and Atari ST where much better game machines than the PC.

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    11. Re:What by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Motorola called it a 16/32-bit processor. It had three 16-bit ALUs. The 68020 was the first fully 32-bit member of the 68000 family.

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  20. Why Dismantle? by Greenisus · · Score: 1

    When I read that the machines had been dismantled, I assumed there was some sort of political theme, which made me want to write a Pokemon meets Michael Moore game.

    "Look! Secret Service in front of Saudi Embassy! <snaps picture>"

    1. Re:Why Dismantle? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      Being a pompous twit, I choose you!

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  21. Re:Sad news. by hckrdave · · Score: 1

    What does that have to do with old nintendos?

  22. They had another game, too. by Myrmi · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Berlin wall was the largest official game of Breakout to have ever existed. They won.

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    1. Re:They had another game, too. by Rhinobird · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess that makes the new wall in Isreael level 2?

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    2. Re:They had another game, too. by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Interesting
      And just think who wrote Breakout and co-founded Apple. Apple did their 1984 Superbowl commercial about overthrowing totalitarian control. And then the wall came down. QED!

      (So why's it taking so long with Microsoft?)

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    3. Re:They had another game, too. by coyote_oww · · Score: 1
      I guess that makes the new wall in Isreael level 2?

      That would be "Break In"

    4. Re:They had another game, too. by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1

      So was the Berlin wall (the wall was around West Berlin, which was entirely surrounded by East Germany)

    5. Re:They had another game, too. by deacon · · Score: 1
      It's unfortunate that your comment is marked "funny".

      For those who don't know, the Wall was built to stop the huge number of people who realized that the Communist Utopia was a load of (deadly) crap, and wanted out.

      Persons killed on the Berlin Wall = 192. Persons injured by shooting: ca. 200

      (Note that Lenin himself defined communism as "Socialism plus Electricity"

      I find a good definition of a "free country" is one that you can freely leave if you want to.

      Fortunately for me, I found an "easier" way out.

    6. Re:They had another game, too. by coyote_oww · · Score: 1
      The point is that the builders of the Berlin Wall intended to keep people in. Thus -> "Break Out"

      By contrast, the Israeli's are trying to keep people out. Thus -> "Break In".

      Just to clarify for anyone who cares, I'm sympathetic to the Israeli position. I believe the number of bombings have dropped substantially in areas where the wall is up now. I was suprised by this - I didn't really think it would work, but it appears I was wrong.

    7. Re:They had another game, too. by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      I guess that makes the new wall in Isreael level 2?

      The Great Wall of China is the boss of the game.

    8. Re:They had another game, too. by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      More like Dig-Dug.

      Try to tunnle under the wall and kill someone before the roaming IDF gets YOU.

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    9. Re:They had another game, too. by soliptic · · Score: 1
      The point is that the builders of the Berlin Wall intended to keep people in No! re-read parent:

      the wall was around West Berlin, which was entirely surrounded by East Germany

      The people surrounded by the wall (West Berliners) didnt need to be kept in. They had no desire to wander off into East Germany! The Berlin Wall was keeping people out as well - keeping East Germans from the other half of Berlin from just walking down to the street into the Western zone, claiming refuge and then merrily heading elsewhere.

    10. Re:They had another game, too. by tindur · · Score: 1

      So was the GDR wall. It was supposed to keep western terr^H^H^H^H agents out.

    11. Re:They had another game, too. by kn0tw0rk · · Score: 1
      Sure they it would have had the imagination to call it 'Revenge of Schmoe' with Weird Al Yankovic doing a cover of Pink Floyds 'The Wall' ??


      Q: What do you call a dinosaur that plays breakout with his tail?


      A: Paddlasaurus

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    12. Re:They had another game, too. by coyote_oww · · Score: 1
      My point was to consider the wall from the point of view of the builders. The builders of the Berlin Wall (the East German Government) built the wall to keep people in.

      This gets into a philosophical argument about which side of a wall is the inside, and which side is the outside. It appears that you are arguing that the shorter surface must be the inside. I am arguing that this side facing the builder is the inside. Given my definition of inside and outside (with the "inside" of the Berlin Wall being the East German side), and that the obvious intent of the wall was to keep East Germans on the East German side (regardless of whether that is the "inside" or the "outside" of the wall).....

      Well, at any point, a rather weak joke has been completely beaten to death...

      But it is somewhat entertaining to argue pendantic details of definitions. :-)

    13. Re:They had another game, too. by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 1

      The wall might bring some short term relief but it can not be a long term solution ...

      Yes, but when by "short term relief" you mean "fewer civilians blown apart by bombs wrapped in nails and scrap metal," well, that's pretty darn relieving.

      - Alaska Jack

  23. 24/7 Hotline for these games... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    'Put it in "H"!!!!!'

  24. Aren't there enough? by stinkyfingers · · Score: 1

    What? Missing the "In Soviet Russia ..." posts, eh?

  25. Hmmm what's the communist scoring system like? by Libertarian_Geek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your score is averaged with everyone else's scores? There are no high scores, only the people's score. For snitching on your neighbor's capitalistic views, you get an extra Blue ghost dot though.

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    1. Re:Hmmm what's the communist scoring system like? by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      That's not the half of it. The worst part is that some western writer will go out of his way to tie a farm analogy to the game's plotline.

  26. (Sorry, karma be damned) by jcostantino · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the former East Germany... games pl^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H you play games!

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  27. East German fun by BinBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Proving once again if there's one thing you can say about East Germans it's that they really knew how to have fun.

  28. Priceless? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 3, Insightful
    And what about it's value? Simon says it's hard to say; as it's only one of three in existence, it could be priceless.

    Well, it certainly could be worth quite a bit and it is a fascinating find, but priceless? Perhaps they should list it with Sotheby's. Do you think it will fetch more than a Vermeer?

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  29. [nt] not to mention their editing... yuck! by Luyseyal · · Score: 1
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  30. Of course, in the Soviet Pac Man game... by b0r0din · · Score: 2, Insightful

    naturally, being a commie Pac Man game, you would team up with your commie buddies as comrades (ghosts) fighting against the capitalist pig (ie. Pac-Man).

    Makes you wonder if that was subconsciously the point of the original Pac-man, in reverse.

    1. Re:Of course, in the Soviet Pac Man game... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The plot of pac-man: Live. Consume. Die. AKA, running around dark rooms eating pills and listening to electronic music.

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    2. Re:Of course, in the Soviet Pac Man game... by BinBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

      The pac man collects all the dots while the 4 ghosts wander aimlessly, pretending to work. Then when the board is cleared, they take pac man's dots and divide them equally... except for the highest ranking ghost who gets a larger share because he is more equal than the others.

  31. More Missing Titles: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bratwurst-Time (The burgertime counterpart)
    Soulkrauten (soulblade...but everyone looks like Sigfreid)
    Aryan 51 (a shoot-em-up game)
    Operation Wulf (a Taito port)
    Building Castle Wolfenstein (Tetris clone)

    And the yet-to-be-released:
    Kaiser Gassem Forever (hey, it's about as bad as Nukem)

  32. Pac Man was a capitalist by MooseByte · · Score: 4, Funny

    " So Pac Man was a communist?"

    Not a chance. Else Pac Man would have stood waiting in line for hours to get one dot, and all the bonus items would been deemed decadent Western evils. Unless you entered the secret "Member of the Politburo" code, in which case see below.

    No, Pac Man was purely a consumerism capitalist, endlessly gobbling up things, the faster the better in order to gobble still MORE things, all while dodging the tax collectors to the best of his ability.

    1. Re:Pac Man was a capitalist by Trix606 · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, you're thinking of Warsaw Pact Man.

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  33. I remember that by Gropo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was fortunate enough to go on a trip to the (soon to be defunct) U.S.S.R. in 1988. Our last leg of the tour was in Moskow, where we stayed at the 'Pionir' hotel (where the capitalist swine were usually contained on their visits apparently)

    In the lobby there was a PolyPlay and a couple other old "mechanical" video games... I recall a light-gun shooter and something else.

    That array of games--being a 13 year old proto-geek--was actually the creepiest thing I experienced on the entire trip. The thought of Russian kids having "fun" on these creepy old bland games just kinda chilled my spine for some reason.

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    1. Re:I remember that by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      The thought of Russian kids having "fun" on these creepy old bland games just kinda chilled my spine for some reason.

      Considering their arcade machines were really apple crates with pictures of Fess Parker inside, I'd be creeped out too.

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    2. Re:I remember that by queequeg1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They actually let Soviet citizens in the hotel? When I went over there (a year earlier), Soviet citizens were not allowed in most hotels where westerners stayed (although security was relatively lax and it wasn't too difficult to get people in).

    3. Re:I remember that by WWWWolf · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The thought of Russian kids having "fun" on these creepy old bland games just kinda chilled my spine for some reason.

      Well, in early 1990s, I travelled to Russia. I have extremely foggy memories, but I remember the people there playing quite happily games on some rather... ancient consoles. (Further research shows the console was probably a clone of Atari 2600 - with dozens of games built in and selectable. That was pretty... odd, yeah, to see something like that in middle of what seemed like the golden age of NES. =)

      I hear the country eventually got NES/Famicom clones too, must have been a real source of amazement =)

    4. Re:I remember that by Gropo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it being the"Pionir" hotel, it was where all the good little communist scouts would stay when they visited the capital.

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  34. Poly play explained by Gallowsgod · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the article: "The Poly Play videogame was Eastern Bloc's answer to the capitalist's Pac Man"

    In short, the object of the game is for the ghosts to crush the despotic tyrant McPacMan. After voting two of the ghosts as their representatives in the socialist ghosts party these two ghosts share all the dots between them leaving one dot for the other two ghosts to share. The number of votes each ghost gets is based on the number of dots in their region of the screen.

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  35. I knew it! by sulli · · Score: 3, Funny

    The original champions of DDR!

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    1. Re:I knew it! by Vaginal+Discharge · · Score: 1

      DDR = Deutsche Demokratische Republik

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  36. Green Mode by trifakir · · Score: 4, Informative

    I wonder what is the power consumption of this gadget. Probably you have to switch-off one or two districts in the neighbour and it needs an additional water cooling. A Soviet refrigerator, for example, consumes probably 1Kw and most of the energy is converted to sound as it is louder than a truck...

  37. Re:Cool by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 1

    Sorry Dave, Mekkab can't let you do that.

  38. 3 in existance ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I had one of those. And I know about a dozen of other PolyPlays

    Its rare, but not that rare. there are more PolyPlays in Germany (east&west) than PacMans.

    There are several different cab versions of it (due to lack of rescoureces)

    And its really not worth anything........not really.

    1. Re:3 in existance ? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Gee, and Anonymous Coward says something in DIRECT CONTRADICTION with th BBC, and it gets moderated sky high.

      Great job /. mods!

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  39. Too bad the Beeb has robust servers... by MisterTut · · Score: 1

    ...as I was looking forward to the /. effect jokes about the polyplay being used as the server. Oh well, at least we can still IMAGINE A BEOWULF etc. etc.

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  40. Which Super Mario 2? by Luyseyal · · Score: 2, Informative
    See Super Mario Brothers 2.

    Japanese (basically extra levels to original): 1986
    USA (Doki Doki Panic + Mario sprites): 1988

    -l

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  41. Suu-uuure by incompetent_bitch · · Score: 1

    "While hunting for work stuff "

    So, your boss knows your /. logon info then??

  42. English? by Atario · · Score: 1

    Seeing as how the games seem to be in German, why is the game machine named (and prominently so) in English? (Or is "Poly Play" also German?)

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    1. Re:English? by ncc74656 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Seeing as how the games seem to be in German, why is the game machine named (and prominently so) in English?

      Ordinarily, I'd chalk it up to the way German borrows fairly heavily from English (have a look here if you don't believe me). I suspect the East Germans didn't do nearly as much borrowing from English as the West did, though...do you suppose they ended up appropriating Russian words?

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    2. Re:English? by Meijer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's true, English was less common in East Germany. However, many parents chose English first names for their children. So if you meet some middle-aged German with a name like Cindy, Barry or Peggy, chances are that they were born in the GDR.

      I guess that was a kind of subtle opposition to the enforced communist culture.

    3. Re:English? by bmeiers · · Score: 1

      Mod the parent up ... this is an interesting question that should be answered.

      Or at least pondered on a wide scale. /b

    4. Re:English? by the+chao+goes+mu · · Score: 1

      Half english. Play is english. Poly is greek, just used prominently in english.

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  43. ? for the experts... by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    So are there any games based upon monkeys throwing poo?

    If not, there should be.

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    1. Re:? for the experts... by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      The was the game Gorilla that came as a sample BASIC program with later versions of MS-DOS. The gorillas were throwing bananas at each other, but then again, it was black and white graphics :).

    2. Re:? for the experts... by nkh · · Score: 1

      The Quick BASIC version of Gorillas was in color (I still have the source if you want ;)

    3. Re:? for the experts... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      GORILLA.BAS was only black-and-white if your video card didn't support color.

      I had a blue background, brown gorillas and yellow bananas. (And a yellow sun that went into shock if you hit it with the banana.)

    4. Re:? for the experts... by chasmosis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This game was classic. I remember sitting around the computer lab in college playing this on machines when we had nothing better to do. The banana's would "explode" when they hit a building. We'd go thru the basic code and increase the size of the banana explostion. Quite fun.

    5. Re:? for the experts... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I was disappointed when buildings wouldn't collapse when you tunneled through them. The old DOS game Howitzer did a much nicer job of it.

    6. Re:? for the experts... by Discoflamingo13 · · Score: 1

      Get four monkeys, four computers, four college-age programmers, one lighter and a fat sack of crack and there will be.

    7. Re:? for the experts... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      It should be enough to enter a BSD installfest and offer everyone to install Mandrake on their boxen.

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    8. Re:? for the experts... by Tongo · · Score: 1

      We did the same thing in high school. We had to continually work around the network security to get at it, but we always seemed to find a way.

      In reference to a grandparent post, one could probably recode the bananas to look like poo.

  44. book by oxymor00n · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Marcus Hammerschmitt, a german author, wrote a science fiction book about it. A really good read, if you understand german.

  45. Atari 2600 Pacman by caldroun · · Score: 1

    In the screenshot it resembles that old Atari Pacman. Ahh the memories....

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  46. East Vs West by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    Could the pinacle of superior Soviet gameing technology stand up to the 3D card accellerated game fests of today?

    Sadly, for many of the games on the shelf these days, the answer is yes. I'm willing to be ploy play could still stand up to a lot of the fare they sell for 60 euro in east(ern) germany today.

    "Capitalist Fools! Only classless video game offer true excitement!

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  47. Re:Cool by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "Cool, but lame, i cant speak for others but who really cares about a Jurassic nintendo?"

    Why'd you even post a comment?

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  48. History of Computing Web site by gevmage · · Score: 1
    is here.

    It looks to be a fairly new place. They have an electronic newsletter, but it only goes back to the middle of last year.

    I'm going to the UK in August, and it's now definitely on my list of places to go!

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  49. I'm actually surprised... by XeRXeS-TCN · · Score: 1

    ...that there's "only" about half a dozen "Soviet Russia" jokes in this thread. ;) (In Soviet Russia, game plays YOU!)

    It's interesting to see another example where there was a real east/west struggle to compete with each other; Space race, nuclear arms race... Pacman :)

    And you may say that the games are a little boring, but are they boring to the people who grew up on games like Pacman and Missile Command? And even if they are, when you live in a much more restrictive country than a lot of countries in the west were at the time (or are now), I'd say they were probably a lot more interesting than a lot of the "recreational pasttimes" around at the time. It's not as if it was really a choice between that or a Nintendo Console; it was probably that or pretty much nothing.

  50. Itchy & Scratchy by British · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Looking at this poly play game reminds me when Krusty aired a Russian version of Itchy & Scratchy. The cartoon was really crudely done(think of the Cheat's animations) and there was a political slant. Okay, no political slant in Poly Play, but man look at that cheesy neon logo for the marquee!

    And to think in west Germany they were making Porsches and such, and just over the border, crap technology like the Lada car. Funny!

    1. Re:Itchy & Scratchy by daviddennis · · Score: 3, Informative

      Worse than that, actually. A Trabant in East Germany was issued after you saved most of your spare money for 10 years.

      if you did the same thing in West Germany - an act that would admittedly take tremendous willpower - you could afford a 911, easy. A 911 is only about ten times as fast from 0-60 as a Trabant. Well, a Trabant can't even make it to 60 (it has a top speed of 56mph) but you get the idea.

      Not much of a joke if you have to live it, alas :-(.

      D

    2. Re:Itchy & Scratchy by vhold · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Never heard of the Trabant before.

    3. Re:Itchy & Scratchy by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      The Lada was made in Russia. It was based on a Fiat model, and was one of the better cars the socialists mass produced. Probably the best designed socialist made cars were the Skodas, made in Checkoslovakia.

      The most well known east german car was the Trabant, which had a body made out of plastic, and a tiny two stroke engine, which was nevertheless produced incredibly high ammounts of noise and smoke. You were supposed to mix the oil with the gasoline to lubricate the engine, so the oil would subsequently burn together with the gasoline to produce a terrible smell and a lot of smoke. These were pretty bad cars even for eastern european standards.

      As far as cartoons go, I don't agree entirely. There were actually some pretty interesting cartoons made in eastern europe, mostly because the artists were not overly concerned whether their cartoons would be popular. However, for that same reason, the cartoons were rarely suitable for children. They were usually very imaginitive, done in different original styles, often bizzare, and prone to going off into abstractions. They were rarely very suitable for children but as works of art many of them were really interesting.

      The simpsons episode you mention did a pretty good job of showing the bizarre styles and abstract nature of many eastern block cartoons.

    4. Re:Itchy & Scratchy by LanceUppercut · · Score: 1

      It wast a "Russian" version of Itchy & Scratchy It was "Eastern European" version. I don't know what particular Eastern European country they were referring to (if any), but I think I remember seeing in my childhood some examples of such "conceptual" animation imported from maybe Czechoslovakia or Hungary or some other country. It doesn't even remotely resemble anything a Soviet/Russian animation school would produce, which BTW was making animated movies far suprassing in terms of artistic quality anything ever produced anywhere in the world.

    5. Re:Itchy & Scratchy by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      The Trabant also featured a very dirty two-stroke engine which belched clouds of noxious blue smoke out the tailpipe as it drove down the road.

  51. Funniest post in the thread! by __aagctu1952 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Even though I was going to post something like it myself when I read the topic, I salute you :)
    Just a shame today's mods don't get it...

    For those who don't get the joke it's a play on words (or acronyms rather):
    DDR = Dance Dance Revolution (popular arcade dancing game)
    DDR = Deutsche Demokratische Republik (the official name of the state of East Germany)

  52. It is. by Gorath99 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Isn't that "Schiessbude" (shooting booth)? See Schiessen vs. Scheissen...
    It is. See an image over here (the text on the page spells it wrong though).

    Is it just me, or do a lot of native English speaking people seem to have a problem with the difference between "ie" and "ei"? I would understand if they always wrote "ei", but I see too many instances of "wierd" for that to be true. Odd...

    1. Re:It is. by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

      So would "Scheiss Schiess" be a crap shoot?

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    2. Re:It is. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Is it just me, or do a lot of native English speaking people seem to have a problem with the difference between "ie" and "ei"? I would understand if they always wrote "ei"
      Do you mean in English, or in German? I'm a native English speaker, but I get them wrong often more in English (unless I slow down to think about it), because it's irregular. This is even more common among people whose names contain an exception to the "i before e except after c" rule, e.g. Sheila O'Neill

      In German, generally, if you can pronounce it you can spell it.

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    3. Re:It is. by iwadasn · · Score: 1


      there is the thing they tell you in grade school...

      "I before E, except after C or when sounding like A as in neighbor or weigh."

    4. Re:It is. by Axem · · Score: 1

      I prefer my version.

      "I before E, except after so many exceptions"

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    5. Re:It is. by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      ...but I see too many instances of "wierd" for that to be true. Odd...

      How weird. ;)

    6. Re:It is. by filth+grinder · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I before E, except after C or when sounding like A as in neighbor or weigh."

      The full version of the saying is:
      "I before E, except after C or when sounding like A as in neighbor and wiegh, or on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!"

      From the mighty Brian Reagan, who is probably being chased by a flock of moosen through woodenses.

    7. Re:It is. by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

      sounding like A as in neighbor and wiegh

      Don't you mean 'weigh'? :-)

    8. Re:It is. by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2, Funny

      My version is "I before E, except when it's not"

      -B

    9. Re:It is. by cheese_wallet · · Score: 1

      So would "Scheiss Schiess" be a crap shoot?

      No. You are probably thinking of Scheiße. Plus, Schießen is a verb. shoot is a noun when used in the phrase crap shoot.

      Babelfish says the phrase crap shoot in german is Misteintragfaden

    10. Re:It is. by sparcnut · · Score: 3, Funny

      For some strange reason that conjures up visions of Internet Explorer... "I before E, except after so many exceptions"... You may be onto something there. Are you implying people use Internet Explorer before they encounter too many unhandled exceptions, then switch?

      On a more serious note, the version I learned was something along the lines of "I before E, except after C, and weird is weird".

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    11. Re:It is. by halowolf · · Score: 1

      Ahh, the ever present trap of trying to apply logic to the English language... Both the result and answer can be seen above lol... :)

    12. Re:It is. by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      Guess they've never heard of the weird ancient foreign scientist, Einstein.

    13. Re:It is. by Jonathan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is it just me, or do a lot of native English speaking people seem to have a problem with the difference between "ie" and "ei"? I would understand if they always wrote "ei", but I see too many instances of "wierd" for that to be true. Odd...


      Yes. My landlord (in DC) is named Bernstein, but he always pronounces his name as if it were spelled Bernstien. Makes me want to give him a German textbook so he can learn how his name is supposed to be said.

    14. Re:It is. by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      Isn't that something to do with the name being Yiddish in origin (which is fairly closely related to German)? Lots of Jewish names seem to be pronounced like that (hence the line in Young Frankenstein - "it's Franken-STEEN!"). But as you say this is confusing for people who know a little German (he's sitting over there ... sorry), and it seems to be inconsistently applied, too.

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    15. Re:It is. by Zagadka · · Score: 1

      How often is that going to come up?

    16. Re:It is. by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

      Its 'i before e except after c, and in foreign words'

    17. Re:It is. by core+plexus · · Score: 1
      "Both the result and answer can be seen above lol... :)"

      Recently I was in the grocery store, and noticed that an employee had placed a hand written sign for the "potatoe" (sic) chips right in the middle of the rack of potato chips. The hard part to believe is that someone could not correctly spell the product even while surrounded by it. I also noticed chile for chili peppers, cucumbers-something for you-know-whats, and so on.

      However, it seems that just as I am correcting someone for their spelling or grammer, I screw up, so I quit that bidness, barely.

      -cp-

    18. Re:It is. by stanmann · · Score: 1

      chile IS a correct spelling for hot peppers.

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    19. Re:It is. by 3vi1 · · Score: 1

      > "I before E, except after C or when sounding like A as in neighbor or weigh."

      I think there may be a few weird words that don't follow your rule.

      Ba-dum-pa!

    20. Re:It is. by lahi · · Score: 1

      If you want to see a puzzled face, ask a British person for the correct pronunciation of 'wilderness'

      You mean "a bewildered face"?

      -Lasse

    21. Re:It is. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      ... and vice versa. This is one of the few points in which German as a lingual system excels - phonetical regularity.
      One way round is phonetic, and the other is phonemic. I forget which is which, and I can't be arsed to look it up. Italian is not too bad. French is nearly as bad as English (~ez, ~ai, ~ais ~é ~ée ~és ~ées).
      British English consists of more non-regulars than regulars,
      Is American English much better in this respect?
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    22. Re:It is. by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 1

      Well, that's my German lesson for today! :)

  53. Not so rare, really... by fuxoft · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As a citizen of former Communist block I distinctly remember there were MANY official amusement games (mechanical / electronic hybrids, not videogames). There was bowling (the "fake" one, where the ball doesn't really touch the hanging pins but presses sensors under them), there was "Zimnaya ochota" - shooting at blinking animals with lightgun, various "racers" (mechanical model traveling over the projected road), there was a sub shooting torpedoes at the ships (also mechanical, using ship models and mirrors). Most of them were made in Soviet Union. I even remember a Russian pinball (I think the theme was "Ruslan & Ludmila"). I suspect most of them were ripped of from similar U.S. games of 60s and 70s. But I also remember several communist VIDEO games. There was Russian game of multiplayer horseracing - there were about six or so horizontal racetracks and everyone had to press his button for a horse to jump over the obstacles. The color was provided by colored celophanes glued to the screen. I remember spending dozens of hours at the "arcades", watching these marvels. There was also definitely Pong made in Czechoslovakia (this was a home videogame you could buy around 1985). Also, several Nintendo Game & Watch games were ripped off and officially sold as Russian games. I remember THE EGG, which slightly changed the wolf's face and turned the hen into the hare, thus making it a game based on popular Russian "Nu pagadi" cartoon about Wolf battling the Hare...

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    1. Re:Not so rare, really... by way2trivial · · Score: 1
      I have a family member that owned that nu Pogodi handheld.. for her town, it was a 'big deal' to have one,

      there are many java emulations of it on the web, here's one I've seen one somewhere that played well online.

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  54. Some must have snuck out of germany by random+coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Because I played one in California in the mid 1980's. At the time I just thought it was some old defunct company. Hare and Wolf is just too familiar.

    1. Re:Some must have snuck out of germany by paganizer · · Score: 1

      where at? I could swear I've seen one of those in the states myself.

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  55. Re:IN EAST GERMANY... by greymond · · Score: 1

    Why is that a 0 score - I chuckled....

  56. Re:oh no! by LighthouseJ · · Score: 1

    True story, the original writers of the game were going to call the game "Puck Man" hence the shape. They changed their mind because malitious players could scratch out a part of the P and make it into an F.

  57. Worker & Parasite from Simpsons by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    At the end of the game, instead of "Game Over", will we see "Endut! Hoch Hech!" ?

  58. if you run the opening through babelfish... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Funny

    It translates to "How are you gentleman. All your dacha are belong to us..."

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  59. Hmm, new hardware. by ScouseMouse · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long it will be until someone has ported Quake to it.

  60. MultiJAMMA is a KVM switch for arcade boards by tepples · · Score: 1

    at least for most of the single-console emulators, they have homebrew games to justify their existance

    There is also at least Vantris, a tetramino game designed to replace the ROMs on a Vanguard PCB. I'd like to see if I can get my head around various 8-bit arcade PCB architectures in order to port tetraminoes to as many as possible.

    how many arcade machines can you fit in your living room?

    If you have a MultiJAMMA arcade KVM switch, you can fit up to eight arcade games into one cabinet. Then how many cabinets can you fit in one room?

    Still, granted on other counts.

  61. There were more games by Denial93 · · Score: 1

    The list of games in the article is not complete. There was at least one other game in another version of Polyplay. I have to admit I forgot the name, but it was supposed to mean steering Buran through an asteroid belt. You evaded lumps that kept crossing the screen horizontally at increasing speeds. You could also shoot, but only one shot could be on the screen at any time and hitting amounted to having the asteroid reset to a position at the end of the screen. IIRC, it scrolled from left to right, not the common right-to-left way.

    I'm not quite sure, but I think there also was an Asteroids clone. Perhaps I'm mixing this up with "Schiessbude" - after all, I played this machine 15 years ago and wasn't even in school then. But it is a pity I don't remember more of the Buran game - MAME doesn't have this one, and if none of the three machines left have it, it is probably lost.

  62. AND...! by jellisky · · Score: 1

    ... you're the home town of one of the best bands of all time: XTC!

    Name one decent band out of Fresno. ;)

    -Jellisky

  63. Re:literal translations by hadesan · · Score: 1

    Possibilities: In 1985 it was called Crap Booth since everyone would stand in line waiting to play it. Similar to everyone standing in line to use the toilet or waiting for toilet paper when a shipment arrived every month. After 1989 (Berlin Wall fell) - "Crap Booth" was what everyone called it when they saw the Pong and Colecovision shipments which got dumped on them. Lastly, people who lost at it all screamed Crap that they wasted a month's salary (in rubles) to play Hase und Wold (a crappy Pac Man rip-off)

  64. Why only one? by LanceUppercut · · Score: 1

    Why does this article represent this machine as "only one approved" and such? During the Soviet era there was a relatively large number of various coin-operated arcade machines. Many of the were electronic-mechanical machines (like basketball machine that shoots an actual small rubber ball into actual baskets, or light-sensor-based "shooting range" machines), but later they were accompanied by computer-based videogame-type machines. Once again, there was great variety of these machines and sometimes it was possible to encounter in some rural city a machine that was never seen in the capital cities. And no, they were not finished with wood. The were mostly metal and plastic.

    1. Re:Why only one? by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

      Probably because "only one" meant ony one approved by the communist regime? What you saw were for the most part not "video arcade" machines per se, and the ones you did see were decidedly NOT "governemnt approved". I've seen photographs from the late eighties to early nineties (a period straddling the fall of the Soviet Union) that look like rip-offs of western products--ten year old arcade titles and MSX machines hacked to translate the fonts to Cyrillic and words to Russian. The hacked Coleco/Konami Cabbage Patch Kids game on an MSX knockoff machine bolted inside an arcade machine was probably not an APPROVED arcade machine.

      Also, a scant few years after "Poly Play" came to be saw the rise of Glastnost and relaxation of strong central planning, even before the fall of the Communist regime. If grey-market Levis, Pepsi and ABBA could become status symbols in a culture of slowly emerging freedoms, why not Pacman, Joust and Donkey Kong?

    2. Re:Why only one? by LanceUppercut · · Score: 1

      No, that's not the case. What I saw during Soviet times was not some kind of homemeade rip-off. These machines were obviously manufactured on a well-established production line. The mechanical complexity of some of those machines and the quality of workmanship, fit and finish was quite high, which actually suggested that these machines were not made in USSR but more likely made in one of Eastern European countries (like Eastern Germany, Czechoslovakia etc.) or maybe even imported from some Western country. There's no chance that it was "not approved". These machines existed in large quantities during Soviet times only. Once the "Perestroika" started these machines disappeared rather quickly, because certain people decided that the room they occupy can be used in more "profitable" manner (to sell junk, for example). Knock-offs you are mentioning in your message appear to be something from much later times.

  65. But they closed the Swindon branch... by swb · · Score: 1

    ...and moved everyone to Slough.

  66. Why the machines were dismantled by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

    They were trying to figure out step #2

    #1 Build Arcade machine a good ten years out of date.
    #2 Dismantle 5 years later.
    #3 Profit?


    The search goes on....

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  67. You forgot... by ktakki · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dance Dance Revolution of the Proletariat.

    k.

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  68. And if you hit the left button... by autophile · · Score: 1
    ...move the joystick to the upper right, and kick the bottom of the cabinet, you get to play Lucky Wander Boy!

    --Rob

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  69. Notable for their absence.. by Ancil · · Score: 1

    Some games considered by the East German government, but ultimately rejected:
    • Breakout
    • Dig Dug
    • Money Money (too bourgeois)
    • LodeRunner (too much fleeing and digging)
  70. If you want to play it yourself by Baumi · · Score: 3, Informative

    The page linked above also has a link to a MAME file.

    1. Re:If you want to play it yourself by eraserbones · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I downloaded the ROM, and it works fine. How is this possible?

      How can MAME emulate hardware which is 'Apparently based on a Russian minicomputer/PC of the day'? Doesn't the fact that the software works on MAME mean that the basic game hardware must be some stock system from the west?

    2. Re:If you want to play it yourself by darc · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. The MAME team writes custom drivers for many games. Sometimes they have to write more than normal, to emulate a special chip. Most of the time, they have to emulate the board, but the CPUs are already available n another driver.

      If it's a special minicomputer, then they wrote a driver for it. As a case in point, several MAME drivers have to emulate early 3dfx chips, hard drives, and weird controllers, which are most definitely not a stock systems.

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    3. Re:If you want to play it yourself by Baumi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was wondering about that, too, here's what I found:

      A MAME status report from April 2000 states that "Martin Buchholz sent in a Poly-Play driver (the only arcade machine ever produced in GDR, the former East Germany) with thanks to Jürgen Oppermann, Volker Hann and the Videogame Museum in Berlin (especially to Jan-Ole Christian) - without them, the driver would not have been reality."

      This German article elaborates on that a little bit. Basically, they analyzed existing hardware and built a MAME driver for it. That's what they do for other games, too - usually, however, implementing a platform will give you more than one box to emulate...
      (The museum people were quite happy to have the MAME emulation, of course, because one of these days, the hardware is going to fail, and now they'll at least still have the games in working order.)

      The second article also talks about four missing games: Their names are in the software and people in the comments section remember playing them, but none of the surviving machines seems to have the games.

      Their names are:
      "Der Gaertner" (The gardener)
      "Im Gewaechshaus" (In the greenhouse)
      "Hagelnde Wolken" (Hail clouds - apparently some kind of Space Invaders clone)
      "Der Taucher" (The diver)

      Jens

  71. no, no, that's not right at all... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, dot gets Pac Man.

  72. Re:oh no! by myster0n · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not exactly right, but close. It was released in Japan as Puckman, and when Midway got the rights and released it in the US, it was renamed for the reasons you stated. for more info : the history of Puckman

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  73. Exceptions in English by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

    Exceptions to rules in English are usually dependent upon the origin of the word. For example: a Brazilian friend of mine and I were talking about English grammar one day and we figured out that English really doesn't have many irregular verbs. It has verbs which are probably of Latin origin (the ones that are roughly the same in English and Portuguese), and those which are of presumably germanic origin (the ones which aren't the same as Portuguese), and the latin verbs are conjugated one way, the germanic ones another.

    I don't recall any other examples offhand, but seriously, to really understand English, you have to study at least one other European language.

    Knowledge of this fact will be of absolutely no use to native speakers of non-indo-european languages. (If you tell them about it, be sure to rub their noses in it)

  74. why is... by alchemistkevin · · Score: 1

    there no mention of linux vs. micro$oft in any of the posts until now, are the /.'ers changing habits?

  75. scheiss translation by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 1

    BBC writers need to learn the meaning of "literal" - they say "Scheissbude" is literally "Crap Booth," but folks, "Scheiss" isn't crap. It's shit. I can understand them not wanting to use the literal translation, but why say it's literal? Why not just it's translated?

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    1. Re:scheiss translation by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 1

      Not only that, they switched the e and i around. It's Schiessbude (shooting vs. shitting)

  76. Don't forget about Mario by bobobobo · · Score: 1

    No, but Mario is.

  77. Bah by fritter · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but the video game adaptation of Battleship Potemkin sucked. You could only play as the carriage!

  78. Re:What about Polybius? by Allison+Geode · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i was thinking the same thing. could this be the origins of my favorite urban myth: the name poly play could have been mistaken/altered to polybius, and a game from communist areas during the cold war is a great starting point for a myth about a game that makes people go crazy. the part about polybius being a puzzle game, of course, could be based on the fact that the best game to escape through the iron curtain is tetris.

    you know, as cool as this may be, i almost feel let down: I still want to find a Polybius cabinet and prove myself as a hardcore gamer, and somehow, this almost kills that fantasy for me.

  79. Hare and Wolf? by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

    "And now the Soviet Union's answer to Itchy and Scratchy: Worker and Parasite!"

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  80. reverse the letters.... Re:It is. by swschrad · · Score: 1

    "schiess schiess" would just be crap.

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  81. Re:Funny Game Names by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    Actually there was a minigame like that in the Tiny Toons - Wacky Sports game for the Game Boy. Instead of drowning the pipe (with Elmyra on top of it) came down when you missed drops and you had to feed them to Dizzy to move the pipe back up. It's rather fun, though the description here suggests that the GDR version is badly implemented.

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  82. No TETRIS? by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    Strange that the Poly Play would not include one of the best known games to come out of the Soviet Union...Tetris (now that would be cool)

  83. On a related note... by nausicaa · · Score: 1

    I went to Poland a couple of times in the late 80s and what the arcades sported there were not quite as bad as this one.. I remember playing several classic western games such as Gyrus, Kung Fu Master and such..

    I also got the chance to play an old game system for home use which was way outdated. Remember the old one with 10 or so games? This must have been some kind of clone of that system and it ran on batteries. It had a light gun with which you shot at big white squares that bounces around the screen.. This must have been in 1986-1987...

    Aku - Soku - Zan - Saitou Hajime

    1. Re:On a related note... by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 1
      Remember the old one with 10 or so games?

      Dunno, but I do remember a console with a bunch of built-in games (more than 10). One of them was a dragster race, and there was the usual set of Pong-alikes. It seemed the next step up from my b&w Pong console (it had a shoot-the-square game as well which I tried to operate with a flashlight... *blushes*). I wonder if there's an emulator for one of these so I can ruin some more memories.

    2. Re:On a related note... by bluenova · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you're trying to think of ActionMax? ActionMax was a light-gun only game, that involved suction cupping a red circle onto the bottom corner of your TV set, and hooking the console up to your VCR. The "games" were VHS cassettes that played movies with the flashing white squares as hit-spots, and the console tallied up the score. I still have one of these consoles around somewhere, I might get it out and play later...think it came out around 1987.

  84. I've played this once by G�tz · · Score: 1

    This brings back memories. I was at a youth hostel somewhere in Thuringia (East Germany). I think it was 1988 or so. There was a Polyplay machine, but I've played only a few times. I wasn't too exited about it as I had already seen ancient western arcade machines like Pacman at a fair and some friends of mine had C-64s, all which had better games and graphics.

  85. They are rare now... by Phil+John · · Score: 1

    ...there are very few of these machines remaining, which is what the article was saying. Originally there were 1500 Poly Plays made, but all except 3 were destroyed after the fall of the berlin wall.

    I would wager that most of the others you remember probably met the same fate.

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    1. Re:They are rare now... by fuxoft · · Score: 1

      I was not referring to current rarity of the hardware, I was referring to the setence in the article that said "This is the only videogame that was ever created in Communist countries" or something to that effect, which is very much untrue. By the way, I saw exactly this "Polyplay" machine fully operational (although not played by many patrons) in a pub in our country about 3 years ago. So even this "rarity" is somehow doubtful - i.e. how can you PROVE that 1497 of 1500 mechines were destroyed?

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  86. It is one of three free ROM games by Krellan · · Score: 1

    This game Poly-Play is fairly well known within the MAME community, as it is one of only three (of the thousands MAME supports) ROM games that are freely available! So, it is often one of the first games tried by a new MAME user.

    Poly-Play is judged to no longer have a copyright at all, because it was state-developed and the old Soviet state no longer exists.

    Another game is Robby Roto, a game whose programmer was ingenious enough to get a clause in his contract in which copyright control reverted to him after the game stopped selling! When this happened (unfortunately sooner than later, as the game was a flop), he got full copyright control of his ROM, and generously donated it for free non-commercial use.

    The third game is Gridlee, a fun little game that is a favorite at California Extreme. I'm not sure of the story behind this one, but this ROM was also freed by the original developers of the game.

  87. Magic Roundabout by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 1

    So that's where that horrible roundabout is! I've seen pictures of that ugly beast before.

    I can't imagine how confusing that must be to drive on if you're not used to it.

  88. ie and ei sound the same in English by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or do a lot of native English speaking people seem to have a problem with the difference between "ie" and "ei"?

    Du hast schon Recht. (You are correct)

    The problem lies in the fact that, unlike in German, ei and ie have exactly the same pronounciation. Wierd and Weird would be pronounced exactly the same, unlike schiessen (rhymes with English "sheet", means "to shoot") and scheissen (rhymes with English "shy", means "to shit").

    I've never had trouble distinguishing ei and ie when thinking or writing in German, but I still screw them up on occasion in my mother tongue, English.

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