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Are Mac Users Smarter than PC Users?

arminw writes "Maybe not smarter, but according to MacNewsWorld they are better at expressing themselves than the average Slashdotter and certainly are better at handling the king's English than the average PC operator." Also, michael is better than CowboyNeal. Mathematical expressions of written style don't lie!

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  1. Article text in case of slashdotting! by Bold+Marauder · · Score: 2, Informative

    By Paul Murphy
    www.LinuxInsider.com,
    Part of the ECT News Network
    07/15/04 7:45 AM PT

    I doubt it's possible to get a definitive answer, but as long as you don't take any of it too seriously you can have a lot of fun playing with proxies such as the average user's ability to read and write his or her native language.

    My wife has a Dilbert cartoon on her office door in which one of the characters says: "If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how." She's a Mac user and they were worse even before they all became Unix users too.

    Or maybe not. But finding out whether the average Mac user really is smarter than the rest of us isn't so easy. Part of the problem is that even if you matched the admissions test results for a graduate school with individual PC or Mac preferences to discover a strong positive correlation, people would argue that the Mac users are exceptional for other reasons, that the tests don't measure anything relevant, and that it's unethical to do this in the first place.
    In fact, it's pretty clear that this topic is sufficiently emotionally loaded that you'd get shouted down by one side or another no matter how you did the research; and that's too bad because a clear answer one way or the other would be interesting.

    I doubt it's possible to get a definitive answer, but as long as you don't take any of it too seriously you can have a lot of fun playing with proxies such as the average user's ability to read and write his or her native language. This isn't necessarily a reasonable measure of intelligence (mainly because intelligence has yet to be defined) but almost everyone agrees that a native English speaker's ability to write correct English correlates closely with that person's ability to think clearly.
    Measuring Written English
    In other words, if we knew that Mac users, as a group, were significantly better users of written English than PC users, then we'd have a presumptive basis for ranking the probable "smartness" of two people about whom we only know that one uses a Mac and the other a PC.
    So how can we do that? As it happens, Unix has been useful for text processing and analysis virtually from the beginning. In fact, the very first Unics application offered text processing support for the patent application process at Bell Labs -- in 1971 on a PDP-11 with 8 KB of RAM and a 500-KB disk.

    By coincidence, Interleaf, the first GUI-based Document-processing package, was the first major commercial package available on Sun -- in 1983, well before Microsoft "invented" Windows and well ahead of the first significant third-party applications for the Apple Lisa.
    During the 12 years between those two applications, text processing and related research became one of the hallmarks of academic Unix use. By the early eighties therefore most Unix releases, whether BSD- or AT&T-derived, came with the AT&T writers workbench -- a collection of useful text processing utilities.

    One of those was a thing called style. Style is somewhat out of style these days but is on many Linux "bonus" CDs and downloadable from gnu.org as part of the diction package.
    Style produces readability metrics on text. Forget for the moment what the ratings mean and look at the numbers. For comparison, here's what style says about the first 1,000 words in what is arguably the finest novel ever published in English: The Golden Bowl readability grades:

    Kincaid: 18.2
    ARI: 22.2
    Coleman-Liau: 9.8
    Flesch Index: 46.7
    Fog Index: 21.7
    Lix: 64.4 = higher than school year 11
    SMOG-Grading: 13.5

    Of course, that's Henry James at the top of his form.

    Slashdot and Other Style
    For a more realistic and interesting baseline, I collected about 2,800 lines of Slashdot discussion contributions and ran style against them to get the following ratings summary along with a lot of detail data omitted here:

    Kincaid: 7.7
    ARI: 8.0
    Coleman-Liau: 9.7

    1. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by eddy · · Score: 2, Informative

      So what's the ratio of English to non-English natives on the sites sampled?

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    2. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by cperciva · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Slashdot and Other Style
      [...]
      Kincaid: 7.7
      ARI: 8.0
      Coleman-Liau: 9.7
      Flesch Index: 72.4
      Fog Index: 10.7
      Lix: 37.1 = school year 5
      SMOG-Grading: 9.8


      For comparison, here are the statistics for the article itself:
      Kincaid: 7.1
      ARI: 7.3
      Coleman-Liau: 11.3
      Flesch Index: 69.0
      Fog Index: 9.8
      Lix: 36.7 = school year 5
      SMOG-Grading: 9.7

      Mac users may or may not be smarter than PC users, but Paul Murphy is evidently not any smarter than the average slashdot poster.

    3. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by ThatsNotFunny · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder if Mac users got penalized in scoring for improper spacing and capitalization for all of the i[Product] names (e.g. iTunes, iBook, iMac). Because if they did, these results would be iNconclusive.

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    4. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by tonywong · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This article is flawed at best and insulting at worst.

      1. The controls on this 'study' are horrid. I'm not sure if the PC Mag forum is moderated or not, but slashdot can be considered unmoderated. If you are not familiar with Macintouch, their reader contributions are not submitted to a web form, but emailed directly to an editor. It would be natural to presume that the editor can then cherry-pick the best and erudite of responses and filter out the off-topic and poorly worded ones as well.

      2. In general, Mac users tended to cluster into the scientific, education, and creative communities. Mac using may be self selecting based on the areas of need for their professional foci.

      3. Leading from 2, the presumption that a correlation between Mac usage and 'smarts' does not mean a causal one. Just because you must use a Mac does not mean you like to use Macs, nor does Mac usage make you smarter.

      That's all I've got to say about this 'study'.

      Disclaimer: I use Macs, and I like them. I use PCs, and I like them (for the most part).

    5. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Interesting
      A readability algorithm can not evaluate the aesthetic value of a text-- it can only determine whether an author's vocabulary and style might be too complex for his chosen target audience. With that caveat, I present this face-off.

      Front Page of Fark (direct dump)

      Lix: 45.2 = school year 8
      SMOG-Grading: 11.4

      Front Page of slashdot (direct dump)

      Fog Index: 14.9
      Lix: 49.9 = school year 9
      SMOG-Grading: 12.0

      Latest entry from my Journal (text only)
      Lix: 46.6 = school year 8
      SMOG-Grading: 12.2

      Cmdr Taco's latest Journal Entry (text only)
      Lix: 31.3 = below school year 5
      SMOG-Grading: 8.4

      Hemos's latest Journal Entry (text only)
      Lix: 24.2 = below school year 5
      SMOG-Grading: 8.2

      William Safire's 14 July Column

      Lix: 47.1 = school year 8
      SMOG-Grading: 12.8


      Only a portion of style's output is shown, as quoting more statistics would trigger the slashdot junk filter.
    6. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Another thing that may have not been considered yet is the high barrier-to-entry that is the price of a decent Macintosh. Buying a $2500+ laptop is no joke, and it's generally reserved for professionals (read: people making big salaries). Professionals with degrees are usually more educated than The Rest of Us, and I'd venture a guess that they read and write just a little better as well.

      Then again, it's only speculation. My English skills are hand over fist above every college graduate I've met in person.

    7. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by zhiwenchong · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I ran the style command (wasn't bundled with Mac OS X, so I had to compile it) on a P.G. Wodehouse text. I got the below results. Utterly preposterous--P.G. Wodehouse's command of the English language is unparalleled...

      readability grades:
      Kincaid: 5.1
      ARI: 5.4
      Coleman-Liau: 8.7
      Flesch Index: 84.0
      Fog Index: 8.2
      Lix: 30.0 = below school year 5
      SMOG-Grading: 8.1
      sentence info:
      289566 characters
      69688 words, average length 4.16 characters = 1.28 syllables
      4799 sentences, average length 14.5 words
      51% (2458) short sentences (at most 10 words)
      13% (663) long sentences (at least 25 words)
      1 paragraphs, average length 4799.0 sentences
      5% (240) questions
      39% (1888) passive sentences
      longest sent 180 wds at sent 39; shortest sent 1 wds at sent 28
      word usage:
      verb types:
      to be (2408) auxiliary (905)
      types as % of total:
      conjunctions 4(3043) pronouns 14(9464) prepositions 12(8414)
      nominalizations 1(675)
      sentence beginnings:
      pronoun (1825) interrogative pronoun (216) article (438)
      subordinating conjunction (123) conjunction (235) preposition (218)

    8. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by Polo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just for fun, my mac summarized this for me (services->summarize):

      Look at the source articles and you get very different results because, of course, most are professionally written or edited -- although there is an interesting oddity in that ratings for files made up by pasting together stories posted by "Michael" are consistently at least one school year higher than comparable accumulations made from postings (other than press releases) by "Cowboyneal."
      :)

    9. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 2, Informative

      You did remember to omit the ads, section headers, and demonstration results?

      Here's what I got after stripping anything non-paragraph-based from the article:

      readability grades:
      Kincaid: 12.0
      ARI: 13.3
      Coleman-Liau: 11.4
      Flesch Index: 55.6
      Fog Index: 14.7
      Lix: 48.9 = school year 9
      SMOG-Grading: 12.1

      Seems results may vary.

  2. Pudge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    You already posted a Mac users are smarter story two years ago. Is this "We're Smarter" thing by Mac users necessary to make yourselves feel better about spending so much for your hardware AND your software?

    Anyway, we all know that the really smart users run Gentoo, highly optimized for whatever hardware they're using!

    1. Re:Pudge... by RLiegh · · Score: 3, Funny

      Doesn't that only include Gentoo users who are running on a mac? ;)

    2. Re:Pudge... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Informative

      The really smart users aren't running the same thing everywhere. My dad always said to use the right tool for the right job, and not to, say, hammer things with a big wrench.

      I run Gentoo, OSX and Windows 2000 for my server, laptop and workstation, respectively. On the server, I want flexibility, stability and security. On the workstation, I want the ability to run industry standard software packages and perform intensive operations without ever having to muck about with the system's configuration. And on the laptop -- which I use most often -- I want power efficiency, intuitive file management, and a pleasant user experience.

      Any time you adapt a tool for a use that's already best met by another tool, you're ignoring the REASON for multiple tools. "Overspecialize and you breed in weakness...it's slow death."

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    3. Re:Pudge... by It'sYerMam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just because something is harder to use doesn't mean the intelligent folks keep away or that the dumb folks gravitate towards it.
      The dumb folks are more likely to use whatever is sat in front of them, not having the knowledge or courage to move away from what they know, even though other things could be better.
      Intelligents are more likely to try different things, to find the best deal.

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  3. Flamebait by Sloppy · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yeah, I'm sure this article is going to generate a lot of intelligent commentary.
    Also, michael is better than CowboyNeal.
    Somebody hasn't been following the polls.
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    1. Re:Flamebait by Zareste · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Shyeah. I'm a Mac user, but this is the tech-world equivalent to 'are light-skinned people smarter than black-skinned people? The story on Fox News at 11'

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    2. Re:Flamebait by iamweezman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It seems simply an obvious statement of fact.

      Those that can afford nicer toys are those that usually are smart enough to get better jobs and make more money. Great article...

    3. Re:Flamebait by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      (Hey, look at that - I use a PC and I know long words too!)

      We're all proud of you.

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    4. Re:Flamebait by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 2, Funny
      I knew a guy from high school who, in 1990, bought a Silicon Graphics Indigo workstation for the sole fact that it was the most expensive thing he could find. He couldn't do anything with the machine except run the IRIX desktop demos.

      How does this fit your money/intelligence theory?

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    5. Re:Flamebait by gerardrj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's also true that a significant portion of the wealthiest people in the country did not graduate from a university.
      A good idea and determination will win over pure smarts any day. If you're less intelligent you can easily hire smart people to run the business. If you're not creative you can't easily hire people to give you ideas to start a company with.
      The wealthiest people in the U.S. are those who own(ed) their own business. You don't get filthy rich punching a time clock and collecting a paycheck from your employer every other week.

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  4. It must be true. by Mz6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it a slow news day today? Is there nothing else to post but something to start flame war between PC and Mac users? With that said... Everyone knows about those wimpy Mac users. While they may be smarter and have better vocabulary, us PC users get all the chicks.

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    1. Re:It must be true. by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

      PC users get all the chicks

      Sure, y'all get 90-95% of them. But you know what they say about 90-95% of anything, right? ;)

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    2. Re:It must be true. by ShroomSolo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah but most male mac users aren't interested in chicks

    3. Re:It must be true. by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 5, Funny

      They usually say it's a dominant market share, and that the other competitors are irrelevant.

    4. Re:It must be true. by Aerog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Arr. Ye be right! The evidence be undeniable!

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    5. Re:It must be true. by Aerog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny thing about that day (that relates to mac ass-pirates), that used to be my anniversary with an ex- before she cheated on me with a specific Mac-using ass-pirate.

      Y'arr. The world, she be circular after all!

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  5. It's economics really... by TempusMagus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You could probably boil this all down to economics. People who come from families who earn more than $200,000 are typically better educated that kids who come from welfare families. The argument could be made that folks with enough cabbage to purchase a $2k+ Macintosh have greater access to funds that the poor schmo who can only buy some sub $800 PC system which, in my mind, reflects on their access to education. If you can afford a mac - you probably went to a real University instead of DeVry.

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    1. Re:It's economics really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At the cost of things like computers (sub $5k, say) it really matters little what you earn, as opposed to what you choose to buy.

      Most PC users I know bemoan the cost of a new mac, yet they'll gladly spend $25k on a brand new car that loses $5k of that value the day they drive it home.

      That is, spend 20 minutes driving it home to sit in front of their $400 PC for the next 4 hours.

      People choose their priorities.

    2. Re:It's economics really... by Ignignot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dont descrimnat! Us PC users can lern vocabularee gud an uther things gud to! Jus cuz us got no fansee buk lernin duznt meen us dum! Maybee them Mac users think they ar betur then us but they ain't! Them dont unnerstan what us has bin threw animore. Us have to grow up with onlee 100000 $ a years had a hard lief! Us maid stong cuz of that! Them liv in soft wile us gets hard!

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    3. Re:It's economics really... by TempusMagus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm sorry, but DeVry is a real University like McDonald's is 'Real Food' and Fox is like 'Real News'. A real university is a place where you do get a degree - DeVry is a training center or, at best, a trade school.

      I'm not trying to diss anyone who has actually attended such a school, i'm just pissed-off at the 'technical education industry' that DeVry exemplifies. I've probably interviewed about 20 or so DeVry candidates for various technical positions and they've all been horrible. I guess truck-stops and loading docks need people to hit CNTL-ALT-DEL these days too.

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    4. Re:It's economics really... by Bellyflop · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course people choose their priorities. However, cars and computers are not quite comparable. Cars tend to have much higher resale values than computers and also tend to have a much longer average life.

    5. Re:It's economics really... by nine-times · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Yeah, because there's no such thing as a $800 Mac. And no one spends $2k+ on an Intel based PC, right? I mean, certainly no one here...

      You could probably boil this all down to bullsh*t, though. I mean, the whole story, not your post. It's not a scientific study, the results aren't meaningful, and so there's no need to 'boil it down' at all.

      [this coming from a Mac user who thinks he's smarter than everyone else... but it has nothing to do with being a Mac user]

    6. Re:It's economics really... by primalamn · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Higher income IS correlated with education and intelligence." Paris Hilton. 'Nuff said.

    7. Re:It's economics really... by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not trying to diss anyone who has actually attended such a school, i'm just pissed-off at the 'technical education industry' that DeVry exemplifies. I've probably interviewed about 20 or so DeVry candidates for various technical positions and they've all been horrible. I guess truck-stops and loading docks need people to hit CNTL-ALT-DEL these days too.


      Not to mention the way these places keep crapflooding the industry by advertising on radio and TV that computer people are in demand and highly paid: Come to DeVry and within a year you'll begin your new career as a highly paid Information Technology Specialist! [cut to footage of guy wearing suit & tie standing over a computer while holding a multimeter]

    8. Re:It's economics really... by loraksus · · Score: 2, Funny

      He got married eh?

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    9. Re:It's economics really... by admdrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The specs the $799 Mac are roughly the same as a $399 PC here (the Mac has Firewire, probably a more robust processor, and faster memory, while the PC has built-in ethernet, a *much* higher clock speed, and a memory reader). When most people consider their computer an appliance (versus a performance machine), saving $400 for a 'mundane' PC is a big deal.

      Also, the person who spends $2,000+ on a PC is either a geek who's putting together an amazingly fast machine themself, or an average person who has the money to buy a top of the line pre-built PC. Neither fall into the category of someone looking for a budget computer.

  6. Troll food: I'm hungry! by garcia · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ok, this is absolute troll food but I'm hungry:

    For a more realistic and interesting baseline, I collected about 2,800 lines of Slashdot discussion contributions and ran style against them to get the following ratings summary along with a lot of detail data omitted here:

    Kincaid: 7.7
    ARI: 8.0
    Coleman-Liau: 9.7
    Flesch Index: 72.4
    Fog Index: 10.7
    Lix: 37.1 = school year 5
    SMOG-Grading: 9.8
    Notice that these results apply to comments from Slashdotters, not to the text on which they're commenting. Look at the source articles and you get very different results because, of course, most are professionally written or edited -- although there is an interesting oddity in that ratings for files made up by pasting together stories posted by "Michael" are consistently at least one school year higher than comparable accumulations made from postings (other than press releases) by "Cowboyneal."


    Yeah, first off, I want to know what 2,800 lines he took. I would hope he didn't use a random method of comment gathering as anything under +3 is generally junk (and thus why it holds there). I want to know if he has taken a look at more recent Slashdot banter or comments generated since its inception. It's a well known fact that the signal to noise ratio has increased over the years (as is expected as the site grows in "popularity").

    When he mentions that he wasn't performing this "study" on the text Slashdotters were commenting on, does that mean that he wasn't paying attention to the particular stories we were responding to? That could have a major impact on the results.

    Yes, all of us Slashdotters are stuck-up assholes, but I seriously doubt that the higher rated comments are written at a 5th grade reading level unless you are looking at -1 to +5 instead of +1 and above (which I assume that most people read at).

    Perhaps he posted this, knowing full well we would troll it, just to prove his point?

    I guess if this hadn't originally been posted to MacNewsWorld I would I have found it extremely funny that the storey was posted by "pudge" instead of Cowboyneal...

  7. Michael smart? by strictnein · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Trying to (admittidly jokingly) determine which group is smarter by their message group posts? And using SLASHDOT posts as a base? Considering 3/4ths of all posts on slashdot are "Yu0 @r3 the SUXORZ F3G!" or "GNAA Ownz U!" (complete with beautiful ASCII art).
    In reality, it's a pretty funny article. Good read. Best quote from the article: ...there is an interesting oddity in that ratings for files made up by pasting together stories posted by "Michael" are consistently at least one school year higher than comparable accumulations made from postings (other than press releases) by "Cowboyneal."

    1. Re:Michael smart? by nine-times · · Score: 4, Funny
      '3/4ths of all posts on slashdot are "Yu0 @r3 the SUXORZ F3G!" or "GNAA Ownz U!" (complete with beautiful ASCII art).'

      That was the first thing I thought of too. And not just the h4x0r-speak, but most posts are fired off pretty quickly and carlessly, and often with a focus on being funny or interesting, and not on making sense. I wonder how "In Soviet Russia, our new overlord Beowolf clusters don't have an imagination to imagine you, you insensitive clod!" (or other nonsense) would rate on one of these systems. It doesn't check for content, right?

      Anyway, the funniest thing about this article has to be this guy's picture. I keep thinking he looks like my grandfather, stoned, being distracted by 'pretty lights'.

  8. No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, there not!

    Sincrly,

    PC User

  9. No by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two words: Ellen Feiss

    -Peter

    1. Re:No by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

      Two words: Dell Dude

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  10. Mac users smarter and more articulate? by presearch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Duh!

    1. Re:Mac users smarter and more articulate? by spellraiser · · Score: 5, Funny

      Better talking does not equate smarter! I'm deeply injured by that insidiation. On behalve of every one like me, I would like to make known: Plees have regard for speeking-impared peoples. And also riting-impared. This is an outage!

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  11. Oh yeah by MoxCamel · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm a Mac user, and I spent roughly twice the money an equivilent PC would have cost me. Many of the software titles I'd like to run are only available on the PC. In fact, I also own a PC so I can run those programs, bringing the total cost of my Mac up to about three times the cost of a single PC.

    I had to buy a BMW because Apple doesn't make speakers yet for my iPod.

    PC users. What a bunch of dumbasses.

    1. Re:Oh yeah by irokitt · · Score: 2, Funny

      There are so many great games for the Mac.

      Zork

      Breakout

      Super Breakout

      ummm.....
      *Photoshop?*

      (My apologies to Gus).

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  12. Proof by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, for one thing we Mac users seem to be able to figure out how to register for accounts on Slashdot...

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  13. As a Mac user and Apple employee by Twid · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a Mac user and Apple employee, I would just like to say:

    LOL U SUK LINUX GRAMMOR N00B.

    Sincerely,
    - Twid

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  14. Confirmation by jhtrih · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, this is just confirmation of what all Mac users know. The computer for the rest of us is now the computer for the best of us.

  15. Please, kill the author... thank you. by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow, even as a Mac user, I find this thread annoying simply for the impending flame war that will inevitably erupt. Don't we have anything more worthwhile we could be discussing than just another lame Mac vs. PC debate?

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    1. Re:Please, kill the author... thank you. by mccalli · · Score: 5, Funny
      Wow, even as a Mac user, I find this thread annoying simply for the impending flame war that will inevitably erupt.

      It's in the "It's Funny. Laugh." section - this is supposed to provoke a flamewar just for the sheer hell of it. As a Mac, PC, Solaris and Linux user, I intend to sit back, have a chuckle, and toast the marshmellows using the searing heat radiating from my browser window...

      Cheers,
      Ian

  16. Re:Troll food: I'm hungry! by tcopeland · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > instead of +1 and above (which I assume
    > that most people read at).

    Right on. Judging Slashdot by the -1 comments is a bit like judging a magazine by the articles it rejects.

    Actually, even that's not fair, since it's much easier to post GNAA to Slashdot than it is to submit an article to a magazine...

  17. Those who are truely intellegent... by wbav · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't limit themseleves to just one platform. Each has its uses. Personally, I use linux, win xp, and a Mac from time to time.

    I mean, if you don't use them all, how can you really say one is better than the others?

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  18. Question.... by cephyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How do I mod the article post as Troll or Flamebait?

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  19. Better question... by ThatsNotFunny · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are Mac users smarter than PC users? I'd rather know: Are Crack users smarter than PCP users?

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    1. Re:Better question... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'd rather know: Are Crack users smarter than PCP users?

      Not smarter, but crack users sure do talk faster.

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  20. That makes sense to me. by the_rajah · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Simply put, Mac users are, for the most part, academics, artsy or literary types who have spent a lot more time in rhetoric and literature classes while slashdotters spent their time in geeky technical (useful) pursuits. Writing style is not the main interest of the /. crew, although some argument could be made that better style can result in better communication.

    "Do the Right Thing. It will gratify some people and astound the rest." - Mark Twain

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    1. Re:That makes sense to me. by Splinton · · Score: 2, Funny

      better style can result in better communication

      ... and a better chance of getting a date.

  21. Typical Mac user has changed over the years by green+pizza · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At one time, the typical Mac user bought his machine because he was scared of DOS and the rest of the PC world. Today Mac users have other reasons. Many buy into the digital media goodies (FinalCutPro, iDVD, etc). Some like the unix aspect. Some are anti-Microsoft.

    Granted there are still "oooh, it looks sexy" Mac users, but those are quickly becoming the exception, not the rule.

    BTW: take a look at some of the Mac books at Barnes and Noble or Borders, almost half of them are thick, serious unix books!

    1. Re:Typical Mac user has changed over the years by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Show me someone without an IT degree who can keep spyware off his PC without having to ask an expert.

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  22. Thatsa lotta words. by vilms · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just to get to "Yes".

  23. I'm a mac user and I hate these articles. by thecombatwombat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is dumb, and it's come up before.

    Yeah, the average mac user probably is smarter than the average pc user. The 4% of mac users are also in the upper 4% of the income scale. Guess what? Well educated smart people tend to have more money than others, your average BMW owner is probably "smarter" than your average kia owner.

    Looking at this in any way that's supposed to matter is just elitist. Moving on . . .

    1. Re:I'm a mac user and I hate these articles. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well educated smart people tend to have more money than others

      How do you explain Paris Hilton?

      He never said that people with money are smart, he said people who are smart tend to have more money. Paris Hilton is probably just another case of Trophy Wife Syndrome*.

      * this is a theory I've developed over the years to explain a certain trend I've noticed among rich folks I've met in the Brentwood/Bel Air/Beverly Hills area. Trophy Wife Syndrome: (1)a man is a shrewd financial genius and makes GOBS of money; (2) genius marries a gorgeous, but highly vacuous and dull-witted woman; (3) the children turn out very pretty, but tend toward being vacuous and dull witted; (4) children eventually either a)inherit the father's business empire and run it into the ground because they're dimwits, or b) the father realized his children were dopes and set the business to run itself while the children hold figurehead VP jobs in the corporation, or maybe just livew lives of luxury.

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  24. Sigh... by belgar · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...once again, I despair at the Mac zealots making the rest of the Mac community look like asshats. Good thing that doesn't happen in the Linux community, as well. Whew!

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  25. Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by cbelt3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Interesting correlation. I personally expect that this more relates to a correlation of age and artistic tendency than Mac vs. PC. While the apocryphal 'h4x0r' will be a Windows / Linux user, have few face to face social skills, and be a youthful male, the classic 'Mac user' is just an insanely cool bohemian dude who probably lives in a free wi-fi enabled coffee shop. My personal impression (after playing with Macs and PC's since they were born), is that the typical Mac user likes to use the tool for artistic / creative purposes, and the typical PC user does not. This implies a higher ability to obfuscate in a polysyllabic vein. Sesequepedalianism does not, however, imply 'intelligence'. If it did, Mary Poppins should have been running the bank instead of those old farts who could not say "Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious".

    1. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Looking at my own habits, I realize that I do nearly all writing (columns, articles, papers, etc.) on my Macintosh iBook. Upon analysis, it is very easy to understand why. The laptop form allows me easy retreat to an environment of my choosing, while the high quality built in spell checker (at the OS level) provides me with a much better "digital assistant" than clippy ever could.

      The question that is then raised is, "Do Mac users have a better grip on the English language, or does the Macintosh provide a more comfortable platform for professional writers?"

      Sesequepedalianism does not, however, imply 'intelligence'.

      Sesequepedalianism? That's not even in most dictionaries!

      Show off.

    2. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If one examines the Macintosh camp, one is faced with a choice: either accept postcapitalist patriarchialist theory or conclude that discourse is created by the collective unconscious, given that the premise of Jobism or the Jobist image is valid. Therefore, the subject is contextualised into a Macintosh camp that includes art as a reality.

      In the works of Steve Wozniak, a predominant concept is the distinction between figure and ground. Woz suggests the use of the neostructural paradigm of narrative to read and analyse class. But if the Macintosh camp holds, we have to choose between the Jobist image and capitalist subconceptual theory.

      "Reality is part of the dialectic of language," says Jordan Hubbard. Hubbard implies that the works of Jobism are empowering. Thus, an abundance of theories concerning cultural deconstructivism may be discovered.

      In the works of Steve Jobs, a predominant concept is the concept of patriarchialist culture. Hubbard uses the term 'Jobist image' to denote a posttextual paradox. Therefore, the subject is interpolated into a capitalist discourse that includes sexuality as a totality.

      The main theme of the works of the Jobist is the role of the observer as participant. In The Cry of Jobs, Hubbard examines the macintosh camp. The meaninglessness, and subsequent paradigm, of cultural deconstructivism depicted in Jobs' "Art in Technology" is also evident in The Moor's Last Sigh, although in a more mythopoetical sense. However, Wozniak suggests the use of the Jobist image to read class.

      ~

    3. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Snocone · · Score: 5, Funny

      The PC is merely a succedaneum for satisfying the nympholepsy of nullifidians. The haecceity of the enchiridion of arcane and recdonite elements of the Mac gestalt appeals to the oniomaina of an eximious Gemeinschaft whose legerity and sophrosyne, whose Sprachgefühl and orexis find more than fugacious fullment in its felicific experience.

      (Written on a 2x2.0 G5. But you knew that already, I'm sure.)

    4. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by syates21 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean "Sesquipedalianism" not "Sesequepedalianism " right? Because misspelling that could be confusing. :)

    5. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Gherald · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> Sesequepedalianism does not, however, imply 'intelligence'.

      > Sesequepedalianism? That's not even in most dictionaries!


      Even more disturbing, check out the first google result! ;)

    6. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's primarily because the original poster spelled it wrong. It's Sesquipedalianism, not Sesequepedalianism.

    7. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by norminator · · Score: 5, Funny

      The PC is merely a succedaneum for satisfying the nympholepsy of nullifidians. The haecceity of the enchiridion of arcane and recdonite elements of the Mac gestalt appeals to the oniomaina of an eximious Gemeinschaft whose legerity and sophrosyne, whose Sprachgefühl and orexis find more than fugacious fullment in its felicific experience.

      I get SPAM e-mails with all those words in them. I just thought they were putting random words in the message, I didn't realize that it's Mac users who are peddling Viagra.

    8. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by nine-times · · Score: 3, Funny

      Somebody got a thesaurus for Christmas!

    9. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's primarily because the original poster spelled it wrong. It's Sesquipedalianism, not Sesequepedalianism.

      PC user.

    10. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm a computer science student... I've used all 3 platforms you mentioned. I don't use it for graphics/multimedia stuff really; I mostly use it for programming and such. I like it because it's insanely simple, and after spending years constantly messing with computers, it gets old. OS X is simple and intuitive, by far the easiest unix I've used, yet at the same time, when you want to do stuff "the hard way" and get down to the nitty-gritty junk, you can [Old MacOS enforced the "Mac Way", OS X merely provides it for your conveniance]. There's a very tight integration between the mac environment and the command line, which makes it really easy to script cool stuff from the shell.

      I could go on and on, but basically, it's just a really nice user experience for novices and advanced users alike. Most of the criticism I've encountered are people complaining about how macs were 10 years ago, not how they are now. They're MUCH less quirky and I think most of the critics simply havent spent enough time with a next-gen Mac to appreciate it.

      I've often referred to them as the BMW of computers. Are they the fastest? No, especially if you're a mechanic and built your own hot-rod. Are they expensive? Yeah, but not too bad at entry-level. The advantage, is every aspect completely solid and designed to make the best possilbe experience for the operator. Test drive a BMW 3-series and its hard to complain. Test drive a PowerBook, I think you'll find similar results.

    11. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Informative
      If it did, Mary Poppins should have been running the bank instead of those old farts who could not say "Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious".

      I think one of the points of the story was that she was a better qualified person to run the bank. She certainly ran the Banks household better than a banker did, and showed more sense than Mr. Banks had pence.

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    12. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by LennyTheMacGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Allow me to generalize when I say:
      Anyone that says that mac users "like to use it for artistic / creative purposes" after claiming to have been "a mac user once" usually turns out to be the guy that didn't know how to use it when working tech support for an ISP, so assumed it must only be used by the creatively insane.

      After all, it *does* take some kind of lunatic to use one of these things.

      Whether or not Mac users are smarter than PC users is irrelevant. I prefer to think that the computer is only as smart as the user makes it. I happen to know of several incredibly stable Unix (c'mon, a 6yr uptime!!??) and Mac servers and workstations, I can only assume their users are intelligent as well.
      I know of not one Windows machine that can claim a six year uptime.

    13. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You have a point as far as the "precocious" use of big words goes, but the power of a large vocabulary is that different words have shades of meanings, often with context as a factor. Thus "pulchritude" might be a better word than "beauty" in some situations. "Concatenation" might carry more freight than "chain" in some circumstances.

      While the sophmoric use of vocabulary for purposes of showing off is generally obnoxious, there are valid reasons to use language as powerfully as one can.

      Yes, effective communication must often take the education level of the audience into account. However, let us not dumb down all language in order to satisfy the lowest common denominator.

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    14. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by kyknos.org · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, you are absolutely right. I have very similar experience with current Apple HW and OS. But the MacOS 8-9 era was simply horrible, so I also understand why many people are so biased against Macs.

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    15. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by stankyho · · Score: 2, Funny

      My Mac is colorless, well it's gray anyway. So yes technically it is a color. Also my mouse is not round. It's oblong with 5 buttons and a scroll wheel. I guess I just don't understand your point. If I look at Apple's site I don't see and pretty colors or round mice. But if I look through TigerDirect, New Egg, Alienware or any other pc catalog, man the colors they area a nausiating.

      Oh wait, if I recall back a few years ago they did put out a line of home user based computers that did come in various colors. That must be what you are refering to.

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    16. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I just had to send this to a friend who's into language. His reply follows... It should be noted that he's a PC (Window & Linux) user. It should also be noted that most of us PC users on Slashdot, given enough cash flow, would be Mac users, but we're by and large underfunded and over-pragmatic.

      Executive Summary: His translation goes like this...
      "PCs are for the unimaginative. The Mac lifestyle appeals to a smug elite who find happiness in blowing wads of cash on shiny noisy shit."

      The whole analysis:

      ...definitely an amateur evincing the zeal of the novitiate..."Methinks thou dost protest too much"...yeah, they used a lot of big words...mostly jargon and/or terms of directly unmodified Latin/Greek inheritance...since I've got absolutely nothing better that I want to do right now, let's take a look:

      --- The PC is merely a succedaneum for satisfying the nympholepsy of nullifidians. The haecceity of the enchiridion of arcane and recdonite elements of the Mac gestalt appeals to the oniomaina of an eximious Gemeinschaft whose legerity and sophrosyne, whose Sprachgefühl and orexis find more than fugacious fullment in its felicific experience. ---

      ...first the grammar is painfully all f-ed up...he's got prepositional phrases piled up like a train wreck...five prepositions between a very indeterminate noun and its verb...assrammed with a couple more prep. phrases, a subordinate clause and an independent clause with its own prep. phrase...OUCH...

      ...so much for grammar...how about some fun with 'SAT words'?

      ...we can eliminate the German Scheisse...German can be an excellent source for 'crossover' words because the language allows for uniquely evocative contractions of difficult or widely variant concepts (e.g. schadenfreude = "harming joy", scheissenbedauern = "shit-regret", bildungsroman = "a story about the development of a young person (usu. man) as concerning individual relations to family, religion, society, the cosmos", and kunstlerroman = "sim. to bildungsroman but with a distinct focus upon the individual as an artist developing their aesthetic"). We simply do not have words in English to express these concepts succinctly, thus the appropriation of German...

      Gemeinschaft = "community" ...bullshit...

      Sprachgefühl = "language feeling" ...yeah, i think "sense", perhaps with an evocative adjective, would work much better here...

      'gestalt' is not a bad word...though it's pretty much only used in a psychological or, at least, biological context...

      ...now let's get rid of the direct Latinates and Greek garbage:

      succedaneum = "substitute" ...this is dumb..."proxy" is a much better word...more robust, packs a better punch...

      nympholepsy = "frenzy believed by ancient peoples to have been induced by nymphs"...WTF? The real fun of using 'big words' is the play among their connotations and denotations...you tip your hand when the absurd stares at you so plainly...we're talking about computers, not woodland sprites...

      nullifidian = "of no faith, or not trusting to faith for salvation" ...yeah, you can always snow them with the seminary-speak...how about "agnostic"?

      haeccity = "this-ness" ...COME ON!! This is a 'term' from philosophical logic...just throw the common English suffix for 'essence' on the end of the Latin pronoun and you've got this bullshit...absolutely unnecessary...

      enchiridion = "handbook"

      recondite = "not easily understood" ...I prefer 'abstruse' and 'obscure'...it's not a bad word, per se [ha ha ha], but, unless you're having fun with its own recondite haeccity, I'd junk it...it's not really saying anything different from 'arcane' anyway...and if you're going to write it, write it right...only people who can't

    17. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by Glonoinha · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Profanity is the inevitable linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." - some PC user.

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    18. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user by sp0rk173 · · Score: 2

      Sometimes I wonder why I still read slashdot, and then I read something like this and I remember:

      Geeks have the most annoying superiority complexes, and when someone who actually KNOWS (aka, the nerd of the Geek-Nerd-Dork triad) knocks them down a peg, I smile.

  26. son of troll.. by joeldg · · Score: 2

    that is what this article should be called..
    a troll article written about a troll article.

    yea yea yea..
    perl people are smarter than php people.
    java duuudes are smarter than the whole world
    and now, a mac user thinks they are smarter than a PC user..
    bla bla bla bla..
    apparently a lot of people don't remember usenet when it was worth a damn and the old beige-toaster argument about the mac users and their babbling about how they are "better".. ...
    this is not news, it is a troll.

  27. The funniest part by hikerhat · · Score: 5, Funny

    The funniest part was where they said slashdot articles were professionally edited. I guess that makes me a brain surgen because I can clip my toenails.

    1. Re:The funniest part by sevensharpnine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The author wasn't passing judgement on editors here. He wasn't trying to be funny, either. He was baiting the editors by mentioning their names in the hopes of having his idiotic little story posted on Slashdot. Of course, the eds obliged, and now the front page is full of people commenting about this dumbass's flamebait. There's a moral here, kids: you don't need to be able to perform scientific stats analysis or use approved methods when surveying for intelligence. Likewise, you don't need any sort of real sample size, either. Just throw out a few controversial ideas, don't bother backing it up, and mention Slashdot. You'll be a 15-minute star.

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  28. Having both. by subzerorz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about having both PC and MAC?

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    1. Re:Having both. by AstroDrabb · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then you would be a very dumb smart@ss.

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  29. Re:Those who are truly intellegent... by strictnein · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well carp, apparently I can't spell.

    Yes, you can't spell. Unless you were talking to a fish.

  30. mac users and communications by basho3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The cause here seems pretty obvious. A large proportion of Mac users are communications professionals and creative types. We make our living writing and communicating, while PC users are a more representative sample of the population. The Mac is also a premium product (a slight premium, please, let's not rehash that battle again!) and people who buy it are likely to have more disposable income and education. But ... as an enthusiastic Mac and Unix condescender, I have to admit I'll be adding this to my little toolbox! ~grin~

  31. What do you expect? by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's all style over substance

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  32. We should just rename friday by falcon5768 · · Score: 2, Funny

    To flamebait friday... between this one and the Bobbie Fisher one, I think the UN is going to be sanctioning Cowboy for attempting to start a war!

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  33. Re:I say no by blinder · · Score: 2, Informative

    have to open a command prompt to do something like ipconfig

    LOL! would that be ifconfig???

    oops :-D

  34. I doubt it. by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

    MacNewsWorld is obviously in error. A study commissioned by Microsoft shows that Windows users are obviously superior, not only in linguistic acuity and dual-button mouse skills, but also in lower total cost of ownership. Windows users are also more innovative. It's true!

    On MacNewsWorld's part, I suspect... I suspect... Damn. What's that thing they call it when you hire your own family to work for you?

    Neopolitanism. That's it. I suspect *that*.

  35. I'm not so sure... by green+pizza · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mac users can't grasp things as simple as right click and totally wig out when they have to open a command prompt to do something like ipconfig. God help them when their disk drive fills up too. Not as smart.

    I dunno about that. The typical Mac users (including and sometimes especially artists) I run across typically read at least one of the thick "Mac Bible" type reference books and love to show off all the little tricks they know. Times have changed since Mac users were just a group of folks too scared of DOS and not quite wealthy enough for a Sun, SGI, or Apollo workstation. Today Mac users have different reasons for using the platform (anti-Microsoft, unix roots, something new/different, strong DV25 media support, etc). Even the casual browsers in the mall Apple Stores seem to posess clue.

    It seems to me that more and more of the clueless personal computer users/owners generally just buy whatever they use at work. Generally a Dell or Compaq. (It's funny trying to talk someone out of buying a Compaq--they often argue that they can't buy a Dell as they've never used one before and wouldn't know where to start!)

  36. Re:I say no by Masker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Feeding the troll

    Mac users can't grasp things as simple as right click

    Kinda hard to "right click" with a one-button mouse. Anyone who buys a 2-button USB mouse for a Mac can certainly "grasp" right-clicking; I did, and so did every other Mac user I've ever seen with a two-button mouse.

    and totally wig out when they have to open a command prompt to do something like ipconfig

    On Mac OS X, you don't need to use ipconfig, and that's the point. Use the Network Preference Pane, which is painless.

    What you need to realize is that to most people computers are a means to an end, not an end unto itself. As a developer, I'm sometimes happy to tinker around with my work Linux machine, but mostly I just want to get something done and not have to tediously and endlessly tweak RedHat 9.0 to do what I want. I'd rather use Mac OS X and just get things done.

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  37. Re:Oh really? by green+pizza · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Then how come when I put a two-button mouse on my grandma's Mac, and she tried to use it, her head exploded?

    This reminds me of the shock I got a few months ago when a Mac user buddy of mine was showing off the G4 he had bought on clearance when the G5s came out. I didn't think of him as a power user, especially since he never shelled out $20 for a better mouse. But I almost fell out of my chair when I asked him how many iTunes songs he had purchased... he did a command-tab to cycle thru his apps, stopping on a terminal window, and did a "find . -name "*.m4p" -print | wc -l"

    Someone was doing their homework!

  38. The Snowsports Analogy by 14erCleaner · · Score: 4, Funny
    When I was skiing last winter, it occurred to me that you can draw OS preferences are kind of like snow-riding equipment preferences:

    Windows users are alpine skiers. They're the most common, they're generally well-behaved and not big risk-takers, and they're looked down on by the other groups. They also tend to crash a lot. Grandma is an alpine skier.

    Linux users are snowboarders. They tend to be younger, out-of-control, risk-takers, they don't really crash as much, and they annoy the skiers (for no good reason, they're just annoying). Teenage boys with eyebrow piercings are snowboarders.

    Mac users are telemark skiers. They aren't as adventurous as the snowboarders, and they have more in common with the skiers, but they also have this smooth, sophisticated sheen of coolness about them that neither of the other two groups have. Barbara Streisand is probably a telemarker.

    Tele skiers get invited to the highest-class parties; snowboarders throw the best parties; alpine skiers have to get the kids in bed because there's school tomorrow. :)

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  39. Re:Troll food: I'm hungry! by PalmerEldritch42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Also, a large percentage of /. comments involve things like TCP/IP, MPAA, *nix, boxen, and other such words that the average word processor doesn't know. It will obviously give us lower scores on spelling and such when it simply doesn't know that they are actually real words.

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  40. Articulation != Intelligence by Shannon+Love · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think Murphy's tongue was planted firmly in cheek when he wrote his article but an easy explanation for the disparity lays in the markets served by the respective platforms.

    The Macs core markets are education, publishing and "independent creative professionals" i.e. writers, graphic artist etc. . It's a population that spends a great deal of it's time communicating in writing for money as opposed to core markets in the PC world who communicate with numbers in the form of spreadsheets and databases.

    The more profound bias is the idea that well articulated writing reflects an underlying high degree of "intelligence" (whatever that is) when it really just reflects specialization. People who write a lot get good at it regardless of how dumb they are otherwise and people who write very little do not get good at it no matter how much they excel intellectually in other areas.

  41. What a waste of time by kollivier · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean, come on people! I'm a Mac user and I think this is about the stupidest thing one could spend time on. The author is comparing 2-3% of the computing world with 97-98% of the rest of the computing world. It should have occurred to him that results will vary HIGHLY depending on which portions of the population are used for the sample. The result is that such a comparison is useless, pointless, and elitest.

    The sad part is that this made it to the /. front page. If you need to post something that bad, just post a dupe. We're used to it by now, and who knows, there may be someone who missed the original post!

  42. CrayNewsWorld sez they're smartest by brainiac · · Score: 2, Funny

    I seem to remember an article in CrayNewsWorld which stated that the average Cray user was far smarter than 10 PC and 10 Mac users *combined*. It also noted that most Cray users held multiple PhD's.

    It did however note that Mac users were the hands down winners in the arena of trendy fashion, and then showed a picture of a guy with spikey hair and wearing cool yellow tinted glasses (even though he had 20/20 vision)

  43. *nix users still seem above the mac users by Goeland86 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    from reading the article, I thought that he was unfair, and should have separated the unix users from the windows users. After all, they are two different worlds. Not only that, but slashdot regroups windows, mac and *nix users altogether. Mixed bunch indeed, but I'd like to see a comparison between mac users and *nix users for one. Also, since MacOSX is based on unix, wouldn't that mean that somehow the people that programmed unix were better than Apple programmers? Evidently Apple wasn't able to come up with a stable OS of it's own and had to find a way of finding a stable one. And for literature's sake, please don't think that people who use abbreviations on slashdot don't know how to type the words they abbreviate. Sometimes, people need to type fast (when your boss is behind you, or you've got work to do) and typing whole words such as Microsoft or Macintosh can take a long time, especially when you don't like one or the other, and need to retype them several times before getting them right. Maybe we need a literary section on slashdot, that relates to fiction books as well as php, C or Perl manuals to up our score a bit. Ideas anyone?

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  44. Re:They may be Intellectually smarter... by green+pizza · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean, those Macs are 50% more expensive than a functionally-equivilant PC...

    Funny, the same can be said for someone who buys a pre-built PC with a Windows license included.

  45. Obviously.... by tryfan · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...you have to be smarter than average to use the quaint Mac interface. I sure never managed it :-/

  46. Re:I say no by Go+Aptran · · Score: 2, Funny
    The Mac user approaches an unfamiliar PC and recoils in horror, screaming "Oh my god! This mouse has 3 buttons on it! Where do I click? WHERE? And a scroll wheel?"

    He faints dead away, knowing that his expansive vocabulary, and advanced writing skills were useless...

    --

    "Under the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me."

  47. Correlation of Education and Cost by Biff78 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    According to the article Mac Users have a larger vocabulary and use better English. This is expected to a certain degree since many Mac users were first introduced to their machines in high school or college when Apple had a lock on the educational market. Apple retained a larger precentage of college campus computers even after the general public and high schools began to transition to PCs. As a result, new users of Macs were being disproportionately recruited from among people with some college or college degrees. Better vocabulary and grammar skills would certainly be expected among this group. Cost could also be a factor. Macs cost more than PCs as a result those most likely to purchase them will be people with higher than average salaries. Since there is a correlation between salary and education, those purchasing Mac will once again have an above average educational level.

  48. The answer is grey by pappy97 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Back in the day of early Mac OS's and MS-DOS (And Windows until 3.11), the PC [Windows] user had to know more than the Mac User to operate the computer.

    Today it is the PC-Windows user who does not need to know anything, while the MAC (OS X) user should know something about how to operate the computer. Of course there are still many ignorant Mac Users (not the Slashdotters) who don't know that OS X is built on BSD, never see get into CLI, etc.

    BUT, when you say PC users, you have to include Linux User. I'll guarantee that ANYONE that has any kind of Linux OS installed knows more than the average Mac user about computers. BUT, a BSD geek using OS X probably is smarter than the average linux user.

    Make sense? I didn't think so.

  49. They must be by seven5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They obviously understand the value for their dollar. Everyone else complains that macs are too expensive while cheaping out and getting $600 pcs and still complaining about their own environment. I don't get Windows users (i used to be one for 10 years). Mac users love their computers, LOVE THEM, we know how much. But i dare you to find me 5 people that have the same amount of love for their Windows computers. People complain about it and just keep going back, theres no other industry like it. Its amazing.

  50. Makes me wish.... by suso · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Reading this reminds me of when I ran an experiment on my Philip Glass Library website back in 1997. For a period of 3-4 weeks, I blocked Internet Explorer, then about 2 months after that, I blocked Netscape for about 3-4 weeks.

    The email responses I received from each set of browsers users was very different. On average, Netscape users seemed more educated and had a longer average word and email length than IE users. most IE users had a 1 or 2 line email where as Netscape users usually where 2 paragraphs at least.

    I should release that study sometime.

    1. Re:Makes me wish.... by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I forget what the browser distribution back then was, but if you did the same thing now and I happened to run across it with each browser (I use both), my responses would be respectively:

      "Blocking IE? Oh, great, it's another of those 'IE sucks and I hate it therefore I won't let anyone visit my site because I am elitist' people. Screw that, I've got better things to do."

      "Blocking Firefox? Maybe they don't realize what the market share is like. I should email him and let him know."

      Obviously, in each case, I'd end up writing vastly different kinds of email (well, in the first case I wouldn't write email at all, but hey.) Just categorizing it on "browser type" really doesn't tell you much.

      (And I've run into both kinds of site in the last month, which is why I know those would be my reactions. :) )

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      Breaking Into the Industry - A development log about starting a game studio.
  51. I call BS by monkeymanatwork · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work for a NASA contractor. Many NASA folk still use Macs, as do some of the older guys in my shop. They are all terrible at expressing themselves using the English language. Run-on-sentences run rampant. The comma, when used, is used incorrectly. The possessive form is used when plural should be used. IANAEM (English Major), I am simply an old-schooler who thinks the language should be used correctly.

    Now go make fun of whatever mistakes I made in the above paragraph, but which my aged eyes could not catch!

  52. No they just make more money by Symb · · Score: 2, Funny

    They have to be to by laptops at twice market value. Noting that high pay isn't always representative of intelligence.

  53. Temporal Distortion by Quirk · · Score: 3, Informative
    "... according to MacNewsWorld they are better at expressing themselves than the average Slashdotter and certainly are better at handling the king's English..."

    That would be the Queen's english. Perhaps it's merely a matter of temporal distortion.

    --
    "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
    Cohen
  54. Perhaps they're more technologically aware by nmk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I doubt that Mac users are any smarter than the average computer user. However they may well be more technologically aware than the average user. I say this because most Mac users had to decide to use the mac as opposed to a PC (the market standard). To do this they probably had to assess the strengths and weaknesses of both platforms. People that don't give a damn will usually just buy a PC. Apart from the "it looks cool" crowd of Mac users, most had to know something about both platforms to come to an educated decision as to which to choose.

  55. Grade level of Slashdot posts by jamie · · Score: 3, Funny
    I just ran a quick sampling of recent Slashdot posts through 'style'. Turns out as a whole, everyone writes at about a 5th grade level. And that measure is consistent at all Scores, from Score:-1 up to Score:5 (there's a slight dip at 0, and a slight rise from 1 on up, but very slight).

    We're going to be revamping the moderation system in the months to come, and we should totally provide a bonus for people who manage to write at higher than a fifth grade level. Well, that'd probably be way too easy to game, but still, it'd be interesting to see if that would improve the quality of discussion...

  56. Macs are chick magnets by joelhayhurst · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Usually the first time a girl enters my room she is immediately drawn to my Titanium Powerbook. Soft coos are heard while she breathes in its elegant beauty and caresses its curves. "It's so thin!" she says.

    She notices what's onscreen. I've been talking on AIM, but there's these little characters with colored talk balloons! That's just so cute.

    She'll pick up the iPod next, and start playing with its little wheel. She flips it over and looks at herself in the reflective back. She likes how the lights come on when she touches it and the little red text appears on the buttons.

    But I'm sure you get the same response from your "gaming machine" with a clunky CRT.

    1. Re:Macs are chick magnets by Angostura · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...and then she pulls back the curtain, and there you ARE.

    2. Re:Macs are chick magnets by brettlbecker · · Score: 4, Funny
      "It's so thin!" she says.

      I'm not sure that needs any kind of qualification, or even comment.

      --
      "We must still have chaos within in order to be able to give birth to a dancing star." --Friedrich Nietzsche
  57. As we say at the mac user's forum . . . by ndunn · · Score: 2, Funny

    As we say at the mac user's forum, je prends le fromage dans mon pantalon.

  58. So? by Transcendent · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There are many areas one can be intelligent in. Sure, they are better at English and other "humanities" types of skills...

    ...so I conclude that Engineers, the ones good in math and science, use PCs.

    This study doesn't say anything about the level of intelligence, but merely the type of person that uses x computer.

  59. Correlation and causation lesson by hellfire · · Score: 5, Informative

    Okay first off lets understand something. Using a Mac or Linux isn't what makes you smart, or even arrogant. Using a PC doesn't make you dumb. This argument has been posed ad nauseum for decades as if to say one group just is smarter than the other.

    One group may be smarter than the other, but it has NOTHING to do with actually using the type of computer!

    It has everything to do with the life choices that we make and how we go about making decisions. It also has to do with how one has to come about making the choice of Mac or Linux over PC.

    First of all, the easiest answer to the question "which operating system should I use?" is going to be a windows PC for at least one or two more decades. Since this is the easiest answer, its the answer most often taken. Lazy people, uninformed people, and people just can't possibly understand how a computer works will take the easy answer.

    However, with Macs and Linux, the users arrived at that information differently. They've worked on many machines, perform various functions, and do more than email and surf the web. They are deeper into their computer experience because getting into that experience is important and they learn more. These same people tend to be mroe logical and research their decisions more because that's the nature of everything they do.

    Second, the two above statements are not absolutes, they are tendencies. Apple and linux users tend to look more into their computer experience because they want more out of it, but that's not to say there are no PC users who do the same thing. However, due to the tendency that more PC users are simply looking for that "simple answer" this then skews the overall social makeup of the PC user base towards the less analytical and creative of the general american populace.

    Third, its all about perception. The easy answer is perceived as easy. You can argue its not so easy, what with bugs and viruses and spyware, and that you will pay for it later. However, that's not what the general populace thinks. In my opinion they are misinformed, but they are definitely underinformed about their choices. Linux and Macs require a larger investment than most people are willing to put in, but if you make that investment it tends to be returned pretty quickly in one form or another. It's just like the way investment bankers work. They know you have to invest to get something back. Most people look at their PC as a TV or Microwave oven. To them it's just an appliance that needs regular updates. A similar investment can be made in a PC, you just go about it differently.

    The phrase "Mac/Linux users are smarter/more creative/better than PC users" serves no purpose other than to get people riled up. There are tons of better ways to explain it but they take several paragraphs, like this post does.

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    "All great wisdom is contained in .signature files"

  60. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by TempusMagus · · Score: 5, Insightful
    PEE CEE ^---urine
    I can agree with you on that one.
    "Oh the mac has such superior hardware!" While this may have been true for a time, since the PCI bus has been around the mac has fallen behind. Macs used to ship with all SCSI drives, but now ship with standard IDE. Now with PCI express out, how soon before I hear a mac user try and tell me "WE HAD IT FIRST!"
    That mac does have superior hardware in many respects, including industrial design. You can (and I have) build a PC with almost complete parity with a mac in terms of components - and it usually ends up costing about the same as a mac!
    "Mac is best for desktop publishing" Quark runs on PC and mac. So does photoshop, so does every other major application put out by adobe.
    You obviously know very little about publishing. First, people in the publishing industry are not computer people by and large. They prefer macs because they don't want to fuss with command-lines, email viruses and poor font management. They also prefer an enviroment that is PDF driven from the ground up. Had you known anything about the publishing industry you would have not brought this point up.
    "Mac is best for video editing" Mac *WAS* the only choice a few years back. Look at the renderfarms being built today though. Teams of MBA's and geeks go for the biggest bang for the buck, and i've yet to hear of a renderfarm on a major movie using a mac cluster. Final Cut is a good app for home/prosumer video editors, but for serious work like ILM LOTR stuff, get a renderfarm of PC's.
    You weirdly confuse video editing with 3d rendering but I'll play along. For many of the same reasons people prefer macs for publishing (the user experience, graphic centric environment, etc) people prefer it when editing video. Not to mention the fact that Final Cut Pro (a mac only product) is gaining tons of fans daily. And there is iMovie for the folks at home. Now when it comes to renderfarms - Cheap Linux boxes are the way to go - ABSOLUTELY. But the workstations that send the animations to be rendered can most certainly be mac based. I'm sure Pixar is getting it's Xserver cluster together and the numbers might be compelling, but I still think a rack of linux boxes is a smarter play.
    "MacOS is so easy to use" I don't see much difference in ease of use between MacOS and XP. Then again, i'm a sysadmin, I can care less about the UI, just tell me where my network settings are so I can go to work.
    I think you answered your own question. You job is to tinker with computers - people who use mac's don't want to tinker with computers - they want to use the computer to get something done.
    "OSX uses the machBSD kernel" Why not just run BSD and get it over with?
    Do you really not know? There is this thing call a GUI....nevermind.
    Between the lack of applications, the constantly playing catch up with the PC, and the general FUD mac users like to spread, they're not all that bright. Most PC users I know use a PC because they don't buy into all that Mac FUD. Like that rap song goes, "Don't believe the hype"
    I can use photoshop, play halo, develop Java apps, create PDFs natively, edit video on a FRICKING UNIX BOX. And the development environment is like a dream come true - XCode is the bomb.
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    -_-
  61. Are Mac Users Trolling PC Users? by Valiss · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean with a title like that on /. you're *asking* for flames.

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    -Valiss
  62. sovereignty and linguistic minutiae by spoonyfork · · Score: 2, Funny

    king's English

    This may be picking nits and I'm sure some English major will correct me but shouldn't it be Queen's English? There hasn't been a king in England for quite some time.

    (BTW, if I'm right then must be a mac user cause I have a 17" iMac. If I'm wrong then I'm a PC user because I have a Dell as well. If I get flamed for either I do have a linux box or two under the desk.)

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    Speak truth to power.
  63. Penny Arcade by pertinax18 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'll just refer everyone to classic pennny arcade

  64. Re:Oh really? by drsquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    "and did a "find . -name "*.m4p" -print | wc -l"
    Someone was doing their homework!"


    Obviously not, because you don't need the -print. Mac users eh...

  65. just can't let that one lie... by jpellino · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "...the typical Mac user bought his machine because he was scared of DOS..."

    I don't think it was fright that was at play the first day in 1984 when I first used a Mac at the computer store in White Plains NY - I can remember exactly when and where - and saw the Finder, MacWrite and MacPaint all playing nicely with wach other and doing incredibly useful stuff and all that useful stuff coming out of an Imagewriter just like it looked on the screen.

    I daydreamed, goggle-eyed about what might have been in the preceding 6 years of undergrad/grad work with this on my own desk rather than the terminals connected to PDP-11s or whatever...

    No, I definitely wasn't 'scared' of the DOS machine that sat next to it. The DOS machine was text-based and non-intuitive and did nothing to *EN*courage me to use a computer more (i.e. ADD to my computer-using courage) and since then my dealings with DOS, Win 3.1, 95, 98, NT, ME, XP have *DIS*couraged me and I expect others as well. Most people with Wintel stay with it for the same reason people stay with Ford Escorts. They move and it seems there are lots of them. Of course as you drive down the street you see everyone's porch lights flashing because they think you're the pizza guy... but you put up with it because it's not as bad as it used to be - XP sucks less than 98, Escorts suck less than Pintos.

    It hasn't changed much - people bought/buy Macs because they do more things right out of the box, the box is better looking (you can make a dining room table out of sawhorses and 1x6 lumber - but do you? No.) and it's more stable (I know that's the UNIX heritage coming thru - that's nice - it could be its Magic Bunny heritage 'now with more spiffnoodle' for all I care - my iBook has had three kernel panics since the OSX preview thru 10.3.whatever, I can grab a new still camera like I did just last night, plug it in and it just plain works. Plugging that same camera into my wife's 3-year-old Presario laptop was just a sad, long series of installs, mutually exclusive dialog boxes, vaguely referenced suggestions and tentative downloads and some really hair-pulling eventual software...

    it's not fear unless you count fear of inevitable frustration and wasted time.

    And I'll have another iBook soon - three years is my cycle - lowest end, cheap but damned powerful... and pass this one on and it will still do a lot like my PBDuo and PB1400 are still doing...

    --
    "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
  66. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Informative
    I thought I'd pick a few....

    "Mac is best for desktop publishing"

    I've heard more PC users say this than Mac users. It's indicative of the lack of general education about computers, and how little Apple spends to combat FUD. Apple has changed a lot in the last 10 years, but it seems that the general 'mindshare' is stuck back in '93. Still, I'd rather do DP on a mac than a PC anyday. Considering that's what I do for a living....

    "Mac is best for video editing"

    The TV show Scrubs is made with FCP - hardly 'prosumer'. There is the 'Sky Captain' movie that was done mostly with Macs. Renderfarms may be PC, sure. But the cutting and editing are done on a Mac in most cases.

    Most PC users I know use a PC because they don't buy into all that Mac FUD.

    heh. Most PC users I know have a PC because they have the appearance of being cheaper. At first. They also don't bother to educate themselves. Add up all the time/$$$ spent battling viruses alone, and you got yourself a Mac.

    I know that what takes several hours on a PC (reinstall WinXP, apps, and drivers) takes less than an hour on my mac. I'll sit out on my deck having a beer or get some work done while you guys dick with Windows.

  67. Re:refuted by an unimpeachable source by Meneudo · · Score: 2, Informative

    A synopsis of the article

    A response to the article

    This research article just seems to be flamebait and highly uncontrolled. Hell, I could give you papers from the Mac users at our school and compare them to the PC users and the Mac users would win by far. A computer does not influence a person's style of writing. If you were to get a good, large group of students, you would see that the results are flawed, and that Mac users would tend to outperform PC users.

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  68. Re:Oh really? by cirby · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...or he could have just opened iTunes and looked at "Purchased Music."

  69. Think Different... by cavebear42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, the Apple Co motto is "think different." If we are going to use proper English as a measure for intelligence, should they be disqualified for using an adjective rather than an adverb to modify a verb?

    1. Re:Think Different... by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are not inviting you to think differently. They are inviting you to ponder the concept of being different. Hence, "think different." It might not be pure grammar, but it's outstanding ad copy.

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

  70. Watch out. Article about forum users! by RosCabezas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article is about scores from forums used by PC and Mac users, not about users themselves. I use a PC and some unix boxes and don't usually contribute to forums.
    I think that the typical PC forum user is young and looking for answers to their questions about e-donkey or kazaa, while mac people tend to be older and look for some other things (what? I dunno :)

    While I'm not an English spoker, I've seen some of the best English arount in comp.lang.perl.moderated :)

  71. Not that surprising... by Etherwalk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not necessarily that surprising when you think about it, for a variety of reasons. Macs dominate a much smaller sector of the market, and they are generally more expensive. So the people that buy them are more likely to be in higher income brackets, are more likely to have had more schooling, etc... Now this obviously isn't always true- just a correlation. Also, mac's are usually shinier.

  72. Postmodernism essay generator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    The earlier post was a slightly modified version of the output of the Postmodern Essay Generator.

  73. Maybe it's not that simple by Infonaut · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Simply put, Mac users are, for the most part, academics, artsy or literary types who have spent a lot more time in rhetoric and literature classes while slashdotters spent their time in geeky technical (useful) pursuits. Writing style is not the main interest of the /. crew, although some argument could be made that better style can result in better communication.

    This may not have been intended to be humorous but it sure came across that way to me. You first make a blanket statment about those who use Macs, then you make an even broader statement, comparing academics, artsy, and literary types on the one hand, and geeky technical people (all of which Slashdotters are supposed to be according to your broad brush portrayal).

    Then you get even more reductionist by saying that these geeky technical pursuits are useful, by opposition implying that academic pursuits (you know, learning and stuff), arts (you know, self-expression and stuff), and literature (did an electrician write the Lord of the Rings?) are useless. Who is that Twain guy in your sig, anyway?

    Finally, as an aside, you mention that better writing style might be handy in communication. You may be on to something there. Believe it or not, people who write for a living have to put a lot of work into it, because conveying information effectively is not something that just occurs spontaneously.

    There are millions of Windows and Linux users who are creative, artsy types. There are millions of Mac users who are hard core technical types. There are even *gasp!* millions of technical geeks who are also artistic, and vice-versa. I know, it sounds like dogs and cats sleeping together, but it's really true!

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  74. PC Users are smarter, I'll tell you why... by LighthouseJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was actually thinking about this for the past few days. I came to the conclusion that PC users are smarter.

    My experiences:
    I spent a little time on a PowerBook G4 and Apple has written the OS to do everything for me (or the user).

    I own a Dell i8600 with Windows XP and I enjoy it. I don't have any problems because I reserve a small portion of my time to maintain the PC. I clean up empty subdirectories, clean up errant files, update virus protection, clean ad-ware, et al. Some guys work on their cars, some guys build ships in bottles, some guys build ships, I keep a highly stable and secure Windows installation. At school, if anyone has computer problems like they can't print, or won't boot, they ask to use my computer because they know it's stable and won't let them down because it never lets me down.

    My conclusion:
    Apple removes all challenge and problem solving from computing. I didn't get a chance to, but I hear to install a program in OS X, you drag and drop the CD-ROM onto the Finder? I know if I had a Mac fulltime, that I'd feel like I was in the rubber-room of computing. An Apple would literally make me feel stupid because it wouldn't challenge me.

    On my Dell, it runs fine. No BSOD, only crashes I see are third-party applications I chose to put on there (and are usually removed). I feel I'm very good at problem solving (almost finished my second engineering degree) and I like the challenge Windows sometimes gives to me. When I do solve the challenge, whatever it is, I feel smart because I solved a real world problem others probably have.

    My conclusion:
    If I owned a Mac, I'd feel like OS X thought I was some menacing child that needs protection from myself. I own a PC and the occaisional problems I face challenge me and entice me to fix. The solutions to those problems reward me for fixing something myself and when the solutions are shared to others with the same problem, it enhances my social situation with friends. My PC reinforces my confidence in myself in not only computing, but maybe mechanical tasks like fixing something complex on a car, or something else.

  75. either I am a moron or these results are nonsense by mzs · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I have a hunch that online writing does not reflect the style of say college writing. Also there are many abbreviations, lists, and some bad punctuation used commonly. (Such as ...) So I filtered all of the email I sent in over the last two years through style. Now personally I have a BA in math and a BS in CompSci and I work for a DOE lab. I would say that a large portion of my messages are technical. Unfortuantely, a large portion of them have excerpts from C, C++, python, assembler, and matlab code which I have a hunch style does not approve of. I see these results:

    readability grades:
    Kincaid: 6.3
    ARI: 6.4
    Coleman-Liau: 8.1
    Flesch Index: 80.8
    Fog Index: 9.3
    1. WSFT Index: 2.0
    Wheeler-Smith Index: 0.1 = below school year 5
    Lix: 17.5 = below school year 5
    SMOG-Grading: 7075.4
    ent 129

    I used some simple sed and awk scripts to filter my emails in a crude way to get as much of the paragraphs I actually wrote and to strip away all of the rest. I removed email headers, tried to only include the first part of multiparts, and avoided all attachments. I also replaced all email address and urls with the word 'address'. Finally I attempted to splice-out all forwarded messages and copies of what others had written. I expect that this script was not perfect, but it seemed close enough:

    <snip - sigh...>

    The lameness filter is preventing me from posting the scripts, and I could not get around it by pasting many copies of the lameness filter message here. Interestingly, I got to a page that seemed to have a form on it to add and remove active discussions. Interesting indeed :)

  76. Even more marked than that... by MasonMcD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are some serious goobs pushing the bell curve to the left... Rush Limbaugh, George Bush...

  77. One distinction between Mac and PC users by mabu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most of the Mac users I know decorate and name their PCs. They seem to have a more romantic relationship with this piece of equipment, whereas PC users consider their computers tools. Maybe this explains why Mac people are so defensive? It's like calling their girlfriend names?

  78. Re:Troll food: I'm hungry! by jc42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    2) If I were implementing the metric, any text using "boxen" would be downgraded to "Idiocy".

    And, of course, anyone reading your ratings would downgrade you to "humo(u)r impaired".

    Now, granted, "boxen" is a rather old bit of wordplay that's not nearly as funny as when it was new. But it's still good for ferreting out the people who don't have anything more important to complain about. So we can expect that it will continue to appear here, until it no longer gets any comment from bored readers.

    I wonder if there are any language metrics that successfully take into account things like geek wordplay humor? That's gotta be something that's difficult to measure.

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    Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
  79. Articulation == Intelligence by HotButteredHampster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I beg to differ, although this argument can have no resolution: it all depends on how you define intelligence

    Language skills are primarily built through reading and speaking, not writing. If you never read anything other than "Go Dog Go" and "Yo Mama!" is accepted as conversation, you shall never attain a greater skill at language in general.

    Without the firm base of language, how can one build the theoretical framework wherein to store the facts and relationships which we would construe as intelligence? Without the framework, persons who achieve a narrow skill in areas such as creating spreadsheets are nothing more than an idiot savant.

    Case in point: a software developer who lives in their mother's basement with a Grade 12 education (or worse, a C.Sc. degree). Great skill in memory managment or network protocols may be attained, but any clue as to how to connect these skills to everyday life or commerce is lacking. We used to have a guy with a C.Sc. college degree working here. He could argue all day long about the inefficiency of a solution, but could not communicate with any of our clients in an intelligent manner.

    Therefore I define intelligence as more than a narrowly-focused skill. It requires a breadth of knowledge which comes from reading and communicating with others who have differing experiences and viewpoints. These communication skills will manifest themselves in writing ability.

    Now, I don't agree with the original article's methodology, but I would agree on principle that if one is a clear communicator and accustomed to such, one would prefer an OS which endeavors to distinguish itself through a superior user experience (i.e. clearer communication to the user).

    HBH
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    "Smart is sexy." -- D. Scully ("War of the Coprophages")
  80. Re:Intellegence is overrated... by bnenning · · Score: 2, Insightful

    BTW, the my "three times" figure come from personal experience. I added up the cost of my home built system.

    And what value did you place on your time?

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    How to solve most of our problems: 1.Lots of nuclear plants. 2.Cure aging.
  81. Re:this is funny by pressman · · Score: 2

    All of this is funny! Stupid generalizations piled upon stupid generalizations. As an almost 20 year Mac user, I'm pretty adept at not only using the system, but also with just about every design and multimedia program out there. I know I'm not average within the Mac community though. I've had to learn it to the level I have out of professional necessity.

    I also know Windows to a relatively high degree of copmpetency. Not an expert level by any stretch of the imagination, but again out of professional necessity and definitely not by choice!

    As for the "average intelligence" of users of different platforms... well, it's a seriously stupid topic to begin with. Granted, Mac users might tend to have more of a right brained approach to the world and learning and expressing themselves and Windows and *NIX based oeprating systems force more of a left brained approach, I don't think it's fair to say that one is smarter or more expressive than another.

    There are those that express themselves through coding which is an awe-inspring combination of left and right brained thinking and there are those that express themselves through graphics, multimedia, and office apps. It is truly Apples and Oranges.

    I do tend to believe that the tendency for abuse of grammar and spelling tends to be higher on the Windows/*NIX side of things, but that's just my personal experience.

    Basically everyone should ignore this gigantic troll of an article and subsequent news posting. WHoever wrote and researched it has successfully filled up a portion of their brain and harddrive space with essentially pointless bullshit.

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  82. Not to brag, but let me brag for a bit. by Mirkon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm a Mac user, and somehow I still get suckered into helping a bunch of dumb people with their Windows problems. Hell, I'm the IT manager at my workplace in all but title and paycheck.

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  83. Re:I meet the average user on a daily basis by fordboy0 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I would have to wholeheartedly agree. I've been using Apple computers in production environments since the II (Yes, that's the PLAIN II - oh how I lusted for the IIfx).
    There was a time when the Mac was definitely a superior platform to do graphics work. I recall when Ulead's photo editing packages was the only thing the PC users had. But I digress.
    Forward to today. I no longer have my printing business and am now doing network diagnostics/repair etc. I also have many clients from my old industry and most of them are Macintosh based. (they might have a PC sitting alone in the corner for the occasional PC job) I would not consider any of my Mac-shop clients to be any more intelligent than my PC-shop clients. Truthfully, it seems that the Mac users blissfully forage ahead *knowing* that they have chosen the superior platform, without any real knowledge to back it up.
    Just like back in my printing days, you are generally more likely to find a PC user that is capable of giving the Mac shop the type of file that they need, vs. a Mac user being able to give the PC shop the type of file they need. PC users seem to be more comfortable with different file formats and such. This may be misguided, or at least offset by the few extremely stupid people I've come across.
    Also, don't forget, but the Mac was extremely virus prone in the early days. Hell, it was one of the humorous points I used to make. On the pre-BSD Mac OSs, you could contract a virus just by inserting a disc. Yes, it was actually running a program when it placed that icon on your desktop, but since there weren't ANY computers connected to the internet (Yeah, I even ran a dial-up BBS for my company circa 1989-1994) viruses didn't get any real attention.
    I guess what I'm trying to say is that *most* people really don't know why they like what they like, but I'll bet that there are plenty of blinking 12:00 (or 88:88) VCRs in both Mac and PC users households.

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  84. You don't have to be a Kreskin.... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    No userbase or lazy virus writers doesn't change the fact that at present there aren't any viruses for the mac. This also doesn't change the fact that out of the box, OS X is far more secure than Windows. You aren't going to be '0wnz3d' during a OS X install.

    With all the programmers out there, one might find writing the 'first' mac OS X virus a challenge or a feather in their cap - yet there aren't any to be found. If a virus writer wants recognition, what better way than to attack the 'virus free' mac?

    I guess I will stay with my 'yuppie artsy know it all userbase' and enjoy not having to purchase a firewall, virus software, and all the other crap that is necessary to run Windows with an internet connection.

  85. I've noticed.. by aaronfaby · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mac users seem to be more aesthetically pleasing as well.